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This is Lightly Used with Adam and Karen.

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Welcome to 2025!

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Happy New Year!

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And all of that bollocks!

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Hope you had a good one, not gonna linger on Christmas and stuff because by the time

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this comes out it's nearly Valentine's.

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Beaming on.

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Yes, Easter depending on how organised Adam is.

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Welcome to Lightly Used!

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Welcome to Lightly Used episode 14 and our first one of this brand new shiny, spanky,

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glorious snow-filled year.

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But keeping with tradition we're gonna start with a correction.

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When we played Urban Myths last episode I was discarding any ones that you got wrong.

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I should have been keeping those letters for myself.

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Yeah you should.

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We'd just gone through the rules literally seconds earlier.

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So have I got you still beat me and you were playing the game completely wrong?

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We could have got two rounds in easy.

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I was playing the game right and I still lost!

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That's why I was saying I'll pick these letters from a discard pile.

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I shouldn't have had a discard pile, I should be full face.

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Oh my god.

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We also have to say thank you very much to Simon and Ross from Who Takes the Socks Off

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podcast of having all of the Studio Channel 84 hosts on the Christmas Master of Tasks

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special.

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If you haven't done so check out the video for that on the YouTube.

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Also links will be in the show blog.

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And eagle-eyed members of the public may notice Adam doing something truly disgusting but

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I'm not going to give you the minute mark.

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Let's say about that better.

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Nobody said anything until one person said then everybody started saying suddenly everyone

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saw.

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Nobody saw!

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I wish they should have been doing it.

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Start retention.

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Oh really?

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Moving on, in the show we were set up against Tom and Rob, quickly moving on, from the variety

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show and the untitled sci-fi show.

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One of the tasks was to write a diss track about the other team and each of us secretly

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worried that the other team would have to write that.

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Yeah.

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Praising the other one.

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Yeah, well we have to write a diss track but they're going to have to write one about how

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lovely we are so we can't be that bad in the diss track.

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And they thought exactly the same.

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Yeah, so it was quite funny.

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But we didn't know that until the night that we were all together recording the final part.

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So it was really funny.

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So I put my lyrics into an AI music thing and because I'm an idiot the wrong link got

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sent to Simon when we were recording the episode.

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So instead of an outtake at the very end of this episode I'll put the right version that

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I meant to send.

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Yay!

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So we did go for a bit of a mooch today and we actually found things in the shop for a

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change.

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Yeah, we did.

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It was a nice little ponder about really.

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All the pre-Christmas mooching we did and turning up empty handed, empty pocketed, nothing

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at all.

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We both saw kind of related things today.

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You saw yours first.

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They were like you can go first.

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That's true.

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So in the Welsh Air Ambulance I found a couple of things that I could not leave on the shelf.

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One is a Lego item and it is blue and it is a pencil case and it's very basic.

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It's just a 2x6.

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Yeah, a bit of plastic hollow Lego that I can store in since it sticks in.

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It's massively oversized and to go with the massively oversized Lego brick I've got an

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oversized Lego fireman with a button in his chest which makes torches in his feet to go

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on.

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Weirdly his feet do exactly fit your Lego block as well.

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Yeah, so maybe I'll donate the block to you and you can have a nice professional Lego

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stand to stand on.

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I don't know if that will fit on my shelves actually.

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Oh yeah, good point.

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It won't.

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I'll double check how tall some of them are.

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You won't be able to stand on it though.

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It should look really nice.

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I can investigate that.

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Maybe you just need another shelf.

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I'm running out of room.

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Well, you've just bought a shorter sofa.

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That's true.

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Well, there again, that's the little boards up against the radiator.

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I can't, there's not going to be any room.

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Also in the same shop I bought a board game, Motorway, the first moving board game for

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all the family, an exciting and educational game for two to six players.

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It was six pounds.

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I thought it was three.

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I don't know why I thought.

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I was surprised that you picked it up for six quid actually, which is why I said I would

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buy it because I was like, we're not leaving that here.

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It's got to come over with one of us.

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It's the game of Motorway, which looks quite a bit like a Monopoly racetrack board.

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We might have to give this a go one day.

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Yeah, I think this is going to be featured on the pod as a played game.

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I think it needs to be.

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It looks like it's going to take up quite a bit of space there.

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So that might be one for the very distant future.

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One for the dining room table.

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You've also got yourself a board game.

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I did also get myself a board game in the same shop.

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The book is from a different shop.

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I got the Criss Cross Quiz, which is harder to say than it looks like it should be from

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Chad Valley, owned by somebody called Amanda.

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And there are different categories, potluck currency, Africa, nicknames, films, the 20s

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and quotations made in England, granddad's top TV quiz game.

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Oh, Granada's.

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I thought you were going to lead you there, the bloke in the shop.

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Oh, Granada TV.

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I didn't know what he was talking about because I thought he said Granada.

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Oh my God, I need an eye test.

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I am due one actually in February.

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And yes, Granada's top TV quiz game.

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And that is all the information on the box because like a good old battered game, the

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rules are probably on the inside of the lid.

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Completely blank on the back.

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So I've got no idea how to play it, what it is.

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It's intriguing.

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And this will probably also be featured on the pod at some point in the not too distant

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future.

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And it was four quid, which, you know, as long as all the bits are in there, I don't

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mind.

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It looks like it's probably from the 70s or the 80s.

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It looks 70s.

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So we'll see.

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I think it's a lid it's self shaped on.

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And the final item for today.

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And the pièce de résistance, which Adam hasn't seen for me, is these are the voyages 1966

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to 1996, a three dimensional Star Trek album by Charles Kurtz.

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Does that mean that every page is a lenticular on it?

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Like the front cover?

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Oh, no, that's the only lenticular.

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It is the original enterprise going into warp.

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I love it.

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Anyway, it's great.

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There's not that many pages.

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It's like you've got the original series.

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Original series, there's a little folder with the main characters and there's some little

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spinny disks and you can learn about Gorn and Romulan, Klingon, before they got the

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forehead that we don't talk about and Tribbles, which are my favorite Star Trek species, I

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think.

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So, yeah, so there's original series.

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It's all big pop up.

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It's a lovely, lovely book.

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And then there's a bit on Genesis and a bit on TMG and the pop up cube.

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Yeah, it's cool, isn't it?

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And then you've got DS 9 at the back.

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And then it opens out and you've got a DS 9.

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There's a wormhole.

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There's the stale ship.

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It's brilliant.

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I love it.

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It's great.

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Take some photos of this for the year.

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I will do.

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Yeah, I was going to feature it later on, but I don't need to now because we've gone through

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it.

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But it was £7.50, which I suppose for a second hand book is quite expensive.

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But I have never seen this before.

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I don't know if I will ever see another one.

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It's in excellent condition.

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None of the pop ups are broken.

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The covers in Good Nick apart from the bottom corner that's a bit, you know, niggled because

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it's been on a shelf.

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But yeah, I thought I'm never going to see another one unless I deliberately go looking.

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So £7.50 is fine.

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We've never seen one of these.

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No, all the other Star Trek books we've seen.

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Yeah, I do have a few Star Trek books now.

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Coming up on the show, we've got the next instalment of reportage from 

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Abergavenny Chronicle journalist Tim Butters in Lightly Used News.

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We're going to take it in turns to close our eyes and guess what each other's mystery

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Tat in the Box item is.

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We've got a 10 minute board game break and it's my choice of publication for Bibliotat

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to end the show.

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Excellent.

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And apologies for the strange noises in the background.

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The cat has chosen this opportunity to play with her little ball tower.

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We moved the entire sheet of paper you're hiding under out so it will be quiet.

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But no, you've managed to find something else to make noise.

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She's found the one noisy thing in the living room that she plays with.

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Yes, as we're finishing the segment.

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Fuck you, cat.

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For Lightlyy Used News, we turn to Tim Butters in the Abergavenny Chronicle from Monday

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the 3rd of June.

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Abergavenny man warns that the Forest of Dean is home to an ancient creature.

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An Abergavenny man who is spiked with acid by a psychic called Steve while on an

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illegal ball hunt has warned the Forest of Dean is cursed by a half pig half man creature

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that is as old as the hills and as twice as mean.

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Semi-professional long distance runner Johnny Turnip explained.

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After being dosed by a fella we thought was a necromancer but in reality was a tarot card

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reader and crystal ball caressor named Steve.

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Me and the boys confronted the predatory wizard to ask why he tried to blow our mind with

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drugs.

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Turnip added, Victoria in particular was livid.

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Thanks to the LSD he'd spent the best part of two hours thinking he was a German shepherd

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called Prince.

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It's a tough blow for a proud man like Tony to take.

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And from his stony silence I could deduce he was ready to gouge psychic Steve's eyes out

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with a spoon and boil them.

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Fortunately as a natural diplomat I managed to keep the frenzied violence at bay by peeling

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Turnip's tones better nature and giving the necromancer a chance to explain his feral-like

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behaviour before Big Tone battered him like a sausage.

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Turnip told the Chronicle, the magic man had hinted at some sort of prophecy involving

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three unwise men and a gift of immortality.

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As a supernatural investigator I wanted to know more.

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Turnip said that after they'd made themselves comfortable on the bean bags situated in psychic

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Steve's 'well presented and orderly cabin', the would-be necromancer explained that he

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and his sidekick Indiana Jenkins spiked their whiskey to prepare their minds for the unimaginable

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and impossible.

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He needn't have bothered, revealed Turnip.

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It was a waste of acid.

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As a supernatural investigator I've seen and done things that would make an average

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man eat his own fingers like they were made out of fish.

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Same rules apply to Big Tony and Puerto Rico Paul.

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There's simply nothing we won't believe.

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Turnip revealed that after being called out as a fraud at various seances he'd held in

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the village around Monmouthshire, psychic Steve fled to the top of Skirrid Mountain

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to study high magic of the fabled wizard known as Earl Elderflower.

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Turnip said, apparently this Elderflower's the real deal.

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A proper necromancer, like Gandalf or something.

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He travels all over the UK acting wise, casting spells and telling people the future.

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But for three nights a year you can find him on top of the Skirrid in a tent.

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It's probably why they call it the Holy Mountain.

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Big Steve went out there one night to fry some sausages with him, or whatever wizards

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do together.

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And he told Steve that the forest of Dean is home to the world's only half pig, half

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man creature.

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It's like a werewolf but less cool.

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A sort of were-pig.

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Elderflower referred to it as the Gruntarunt.

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Sounds a bit Nazi for me.

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I like HomoTrotter better.

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Anyhow, it turns out this man pig beast was once a local from a nearby village and his

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name was Dean.

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They're going back a good thousand years here, mate.

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But story goes, one day this young lad is wandering in the forest on his own looking

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for mushrooms or whatever they did in the middle ages to pass the time when he was attacked

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by a wild pig.

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Dean was savage quite badly by the poor, and most of his left leg and buttocks eaten away

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as he tried to crawl for cover.

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Nevertheless, he survived the attack and managed to find his way home to his village, only

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to die three hours later.

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The operation ended there, but a week after he was buried, Dean's grave was dug up and

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his corpse had gone missing.

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Pretty soon, reports started coming thick and fast about a man who looked like a pig

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that was attacking and eating villagers in the moonlight.

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The villagers soon realised their friend Dean had transformed by some terrible curse into

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a hellish hog who would happily drink the blood and feast on their flesh.

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From then on, the expansive nameless woodland just outside the village became known as the

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Forest of Dean.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! I didn't even see that coming! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's

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brilliant!

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Turnip added,

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For years, the people were familiar with the story, new to the forest. No living creature

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would venture there except for the hordes of wild boars, many of which were said to

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be sired by Dean in an unnatural union with an old sow he had fallen in love with.

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As time ticked on, memories faded, all people died and the stories of how the forest was

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named became lost.

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The people began to once more wander into its dark depths.

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For years the HomoTrotter has laid in a deep slumber because his terrible appetites could

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not be assuaged.

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But as living things once again began to venture into the forest, Dean slowly awoke and began

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eating them.

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Fortunately, he's lost his taste for human flesh, but he's developed an insatiable appetite

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for sausage dogs.

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There's many a dashund who's wandered from his owner's side has met an untimely end in the

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forest.

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Yet, for the real reason Dean is now a source of interest to men who live and breathe magic,

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it's not because he poses a threat to sausage dogs, but because he's an immortal and he

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said that those who drink his blood will also be bequeathed with the gift of eternal life.

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Turnip explained,

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We all got very interested at this point, particularly when psychic Steve said that

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Elderflower had also told him about an old man of the forest named Indiana Jenkins who'd

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been bitten by the HomoTrotter and not only survived, but thrived for the past 500 years.

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The very same Indy who'd helped psychic Steve spike our whiskey because according to a prophecy

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long written down, we were the three unwise men who would help end the curse.

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Turnip added,

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As me, Big Tony and Puerto Rico Paul looked at each other slyly, we began to slowly grin

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like three handsome devils.

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We were back in business, the hunt was on and me and the boys were going to live forever.

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That there be blood!

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It's time for Tat in the Box, Tat in the Box, Tat in the Box, Tat in the Box, Tat in the

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Box, Tat in the Box, Tat in the Box.

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It's time for Tat in the Box.

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Is it?

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It is.

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Right, you have to close your eyes.

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Okay, eyes are closed, hands are out.

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I will endeavour not to hit the microphone with whatever it is you're about to lay on

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me.

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You will soon discover this was Tat's I was originally going to use for the Christmas

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episode.

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Is it wrapped?

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Yeah.

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And then the reason I was going to use it for the Christmas episode is it was an easy

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shape to wrap compared to the other one.

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Yeah, in fairness, this is a much easier shape to wrap than...

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Maybe we should do a regular thing of wrapping them.

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No.

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I have a feeling, I have no idea.

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Right.

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Oh, oh, am I going to break this?

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No.

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Okay.

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Definitely not.

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Sorry about the wrapping paper noises.

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Adam likes to keep his tat insulated, apparently.

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Oh my God, it's so hard to open if you've got eyes closed.

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Where's the other end of the paper?

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There.

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Have you once again used an entire roll of wrapping paper on one thing?

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Well, I think that was the bit I had left of that roll.

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It's about 2 metres long! ... and it's in a bag

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There's your paper back
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Oh hang on - the cat's coing to want the paper