1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,600 And it wasn't a complaint? 2 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:02,600 No, no. 3 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:05,200 Just checking to see if there are corrections. 4 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:06,200 Hello? 5 00:00:06,200 --> 00:00:07,200 No corrections? 6 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:08,200 I don't think so. 7 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:09,200 Fucking hell. 8 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:15,800 I think I just acknowledged all the mistakes we made the last time. 9 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:17,800 Let me switch my phone on. 10 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:19,200 Do not disturb. 11 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:24,200 D&D, the best setter. 12 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:28,200 Is that your tummy? 13 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:30,200 Yes. 14 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:33,000 You have to get your... 15 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:34,400 That soundproofing lie got you. 16 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:36,400 You'll have to like fashion yourself with a girdle. 17 00:00:36,400 --> 00:00:37,400 Yeah. 18 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,000 Discreet under the head, he said. 19 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,800 Cashing in on the azemthic race. 20 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,400 Much cheaper alternative. 21 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:54,400 Much. 22 00:00:54,400 --> 00:01:00,400 Or just put the people in those compression things that squashes it down in the packaging. 23 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:02,400 Vacuum pack everyone. 24 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:04,400 There you go. 25 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:06,000 Still way the same though. 26 00:01:06,000 --> 00:01:08,000 You've just had all the air sucked out of you. 27 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,000 How much air? 28 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:10,400 It's kilograms worth. 29 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:11,400 I suppose. 30 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:16,400 Or just release a valve when you want. 31 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:20,000 So I'm going for a picnic today. 32 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:21,800 I'm just going to release the valve a little bit. 33 00:01:21,800 --> 00:01:25,800 It's like wearing your maternity pants so you can fit more food in. 34 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:28,200 Don't you tuck yourself up the vacuum cleaner or whatever. 35 00:01:28,200 --> 00:01:29,200 Yeah. 36 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:31,400 Modern science is excellent. 37 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:32,600 Oh my god. 38 00:01:34,400 --> 00:01:39,400 This is Lightly Used with Adam and Karen. 39 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:46,000 Hello, I'm Adam. 40 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:46,800 And I'm Karen. 41 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:49,600 And welcome to episode nine of Lightly Used. 42 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:53,400 And we both share a weekend mooch around charity shops to see what catches our collective eye 43 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:56,400 and occasionally share some of it with you on the show. 44 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:57,800 Only the good shit though. 45 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:02,400 If we find anything that's worth sharing that week otherwise it's to attack shells 46 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:04,800 that we already got in our house. 47 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:05,600 Yep. 48 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,600 It's been slim pickings recently. 49 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:09,200 Not too much today because... 50 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:13,600 Well I had a good haul today but I don't think you really came away with much. 51 00:02:13,600 --> 00:02:18,600 Well it was because this is now in the future from when we're recording this 52 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:20,200 we can say what we got. 53 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:27,200 I bestowed a selection of bibliotets upon Rob and Tom from channel 84. 54 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:28,200 Yeah. 55 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:33,200 Enjoy those charity shop Star Trek books. 56 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:35,200 I think at least one of them might be good. 57 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,200 Shit showspiration. 58 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:40,200 I should have had him in the room with me when we were recording. 59 00:02:40,200 --> 00:02:41,800 The science of Star Trek. 60 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:44,000 It looked like somebody was being beamed up on it so... 61 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,600 Transported. 62 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,600 I have beamed up. 63 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:48,400 Beam. 64 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:50,600 Beam has canonically been used. 65 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:54,400 I was using beam because I wasn't sure which way around the T words were. 66 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,600 Beam, that's safe. 67 00:02:55,600 --> 00:02:56,600 They've said that. 68 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:57,200 Fair enough. 69 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,600 I've heard that at Kirk's mouth. 70 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:01,800 Famously, beam me up Scotty. 71 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:03,800 The famous quote of the bait in. 72 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,800 Is that actually a genuine quote though? 73 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:08,600 Every single show he said that in somewhere. 74 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:12,600 Is it one of those things like people get confused like the Mandela effects 75 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:14,800 like they go with Dr Spock instead of Mr Spock? 76 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:17,000 Yeah, apparently he never said beam me up Scotty. 77 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:18,000 There we are then. 78 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,200 We've had the first email. 79 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:20,200 Yay! 80 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:23,800 I'm going to say hello and thanks to Matt at a Punt of Cthulhu podcast. 81 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:26,000 Loving the Fallout series as well. 82 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,800 Yeah, I'm glad you're finally catching up on that. 83 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:29,400 Is it series three? 84 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:30,000 Is it? 85 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,200 Oh, do you know? I don't know. 86 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:32,400 There's lots of episodes. 87 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,800 Yeah, I'm currently two episodes behind. 88 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:39,600 Oh, I'm in the one where they've just explored a Super Duper Mart. 89 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:41,200 Oh, excellent. 90 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:42,200 As soon as they got in there... 91 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:47,400 Don't go spoiling things for people. 92 00:03:47,400 --> 00:03:48,200 That's my job. 93 00:03:48,200 --> 00:03:49,800 There's an option for... 94 00:03:49,800 --> 00:03:53,400 Don't be silly. 95 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:55,600 Thank you very, very much. 96 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:56,400 Thank you, Matt. 97 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:57,200 It was really sweet. 98 00:03:57,200 --> 00:04:03,600 Did they also send us the Hello Fresh or Go Fresh or Go Eat Stuff Your Face box? 99 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:04,200 Stuff Your Face box. 100 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:05,600 I don't know what the services are called. 101 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:10,200 The Hello Stuff Your Face box, Freshly box vouchers were from Matt as well. 102 00:04:10,200 --> 00:04:11,000 Thank you. 103 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,600 They were delicious. 104 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:15,000 Also, I do have a correction. 105 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:16,800 Oh, I thought we were going to get away with it. 106 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:18,000 I was looking down my list. 107 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:19,600 I didn't see the word corrections. 108 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:22,400 It's not quite a correction, more of an apology. 109 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,600 It was a week after we posted episode seven. 110 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:26,000 I've noticed... 111 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:30,600 Oh, I haven't uploaded any pictures of the Crystal Maze board game to the show blog. 112 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:34,400 So, yeah, I did that this week. 113 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,200 Likely use.co.uk 114 00:04:36,200 --> 00:04:37,400 Always up to date. 115 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:38,600 Episode six blog. 116 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:42,600 And this week is two weeks ago as you're hearing this. 117 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:44,200 Four weeks ago. 118 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,200 Eight? 12? 119 00:04:45,200 --> 00:04:46,000 Stop me. 120 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:47,600 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. 121 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:51,000 No, four weeks. 122 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:53,000 This comes out a month from today. 123 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,200 Seven years ago. 124 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:58,000 Six minutes later. 125 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,000 I've also started putting my shows on YouTube. 126 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:05,600 I didn't know there was just a button I could be pressing all this time. 127 00:05:05,600 --> 00:05:07,800 I thought I had to do it from YouTube's end, 128 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:14,120 turns out there's distribution in. You want to go boop and it does it for me. So yeah, 129 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:17,640 all this time we could have been having these videos on YouTube I just didn't know to go 130 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:24,840 oh that button does it. But consequently because of that it does look like we've re-uploaded a 131 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:32,840 couple of episodes onto podcast streams. One episode episode five yeah. But yeah it's the same 132 00:05:32,840 --> 00:05:38,680 episode it was just a tech issue so that one's not new then yeah it's fine. It's there now. 133 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:43,960 It's there. Also just as I started uploading to the YouTube second day after being a creator 134 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:49,960 I'm waiting for my plaque and business card. I assume YouTube hands them out to you. 135 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:50,460 Flag? 136 00:05:50,460 --> 00:05:50,960 Plaque. 137 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,680 A plaque. 138 00:05:52,680 --> 00:05:56,680 Maybe a flag might be cheaper you know like one of the little hand wave you want. 139 00:05:56,680 --> 00:06:02,120 No no I've seen those fancy bastards with one in the background. Subtly that like when people go on 140 00:06:02,120 --> 00:06:06,600 the interviews for their book where they've got a shelf full of their books. Oh this! 141 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,760 This old stuff. 142 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:12,360 Thanks for mentioning it. This is my one million viewers. 143 00:06:14,120 --> 00:06:15,240 Imagine having a million viewers. 144 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:21,400 Plaque from YouTube. But yeah the second day after being a creator our channel got taken down. 145 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:23,160 That's pretty typical for us. 146 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:28,680 I thought oh what what. Trying to read through it. The closest I could get was apparently was 147 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:32,520 promoting your scams and stuff like that. I thought no. 148 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:33,020 No. 149 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:38,600 There's apparently a known issue but typical. Second day I could have pressed this button a 150 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:44,600 week earlier and be like they're all their happy days but no. Two days into it. Oh what the fuck. 151 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:49,720 I could not for the life of me find any appeals button so for people that do that for a goddamn 152 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:52,200 living I really feel sorry for you. 153 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:52,700 Yeah. 154 00:06:52,700 --> 00:06:53,200 If that's. 155 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:53,720 With respect. 156 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:57,480 Well this is my job. This is where I get my money from. I need to appeal this. 157 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:58,760 Where the fuck's the button. 158 00:06:58,760 --> 00:06:59,260 Yeah. 159 00:06:59,260 --> 00:07:04,840 Yeah the reason for your video being taken down is so opaque. Thankfully it means fuck all to us at 160 00:07:04,840 --> 00:07:08,760 this point. I'm saying at this point there's very lofty aspirations on this. 161 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:12,360 There could be some of that internet money in it. 162 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:12,860 Yeah sure. 163 00:07:12,860 --> 00:07:14,520 It'd be like there's Canadians getting into. 164 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:19,400 If we ever have to put adverts on this podcast you know we've both been made unemployed. 165 00:07:19,400 --> 00:07:23,880 Although I could do with a new mattress. Thank you very very much for asking. 166 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:25,400 And a new car. 167 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:28,440 But yeah to be fair thanks for bringing this to my attention. 168 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:36,840 As most of channel 84 I've got garage gripes. Tom from the variety show. Here's McGann. 169 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:37,340 Yeah. 170 00:07:37,340 --> 00:07:41,720 And the garage. So it's him versus Renault. You versus Toyota. 171 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:42,920 Bunch of twats. 172 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:47,640 Thankfully my isn't new so I can't blame the dealer for any of my car woes. 173 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:48,140 No. 174 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:53,960 I've had a very complicated braking issue on my car which an independent company can't do. 175 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:58,040 Which an independent company couldn't deal with. They recommended another company. 176 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:00,040 They told me yep bring it down this date. 177 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:05,880 Took it down. Turns out a week after leaving it with them their phones and internet went down. 178 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:06,520 Yep. 179 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:09,960 Despite them having working mobile phones in the office. 180 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:15,080 That stopped them making a call to their supplier for a month. 181 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:18,840 They did fuck all with my car for an entire month. 182 00:08:18,840 --> 00:08:20,840 That's not true. They did move the position. 183 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:21,640 Oh that's right. 184 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:25,560 They moved it from their actual garage where there's going to be security camera 185 00:08:25,560 --> 00:08:28,840 to the road on the industrial estate they're based. Thanks for that. 186 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:29,340 Yeah. 187 00:08:29,340 --> 00:08:32,360 Just left it parked there for a month during which time they did fuck all. 188 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:34,600 Not even picking up the phone to their supplier. 189 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:38,600 And then when they did the supplier. No we don't do that anymore. 190 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:39,900 Yeah. 191 00:08:39,900 --> 00:08:42,280 We don't refurbish those brake parts anymore. 192 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:47,240 A month wasted when I even fucking had an inquiry of that booking with a dealership 193 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:52,680 which I cancelled because I thought I can save considerable amount of money not going to the dealer. 194 00:08:53,640 --> 00:08:57,800 Now the battery in my car doesn't work and I can't get it to jump start either. 195 00:08:58,520 --> 00:08:59,160 Marvelous. 196 00:08:59,160 --> 00:08:59,720 Garage. 197 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:04,680 They've done nothing to my car but by doing nothing that is what's fucked it. 198 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:10,920 Yeah. At least when Rob's van breaks down it's his boss that has to pay the 24 grand bill. 199 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:13,560 Actually can we have some sponsors? 200 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:16,600 I will be in need of some money very very soon. 201 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:17,880 No no we will. 202 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:21,160 Arthur can you make some calls around for us at Channel 84. 203 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:24,840 I know you've got the office line if you can ring some people around. 204 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:26,840 Any money at all you can conjure up for the show. 205 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:28,840 Oh my god no. 206 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:33,880 Don't know what kind of money he might be able to get for us. 207 00:09:33,880 --> 00:09:35,240 There's no money. 208 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:36,280 Some internet money. 209 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:47,320 There's fake money. 210 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,600 It's the time of the show again. 211 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,120 My favourite part. 212 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:58,760 For lightly used news from the Abagaveni Chronicle by Tim Butters on Monday 22 April 2024. 213 00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:03,480 Man claims he has saved Abagaveni from a terrible development. 214 00:10:03,480 --> 00:10:07,480 Our Mildy Man claims he has put the Frighteners in a secret organisation who are threatening 215 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:10,040 the future of the town with a terrible development. 216 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:14,760 They wanted to turn old Mother Abba into a theme park for tourists and use that as a 217 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:16,600 blueprint to take over the world. 218 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,680 But me and the boys put an end to that. 219 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:21,960 Explained semi-professional long distance runner Johnny Turnip. 220 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,120 This town ain't changing an hour watch. 221 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:29,480 Following his fantastical forays into the Abagaveni tunnels, Turnip explained that alongside 222 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:34,440 his two friends he was captured by the Men in Beige when re-entering Abba through a manhole 223 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:35,480 in Cross Street. 224 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:41,400 About 12 men in beige suits fraud marched us back to the castle and tried to force us 225 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:45,000 to reveal the entrance to the tunnels because they knew if they harnessed the power of the 226 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:49,000 Faerie realms, nothing in this dimension could curb their evil intent. 227 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,120 Explained Turnip. 228 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:53,320 Fortunately they didn't bank on fast Eddie turning up. 229 00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:57,640 Turnip revealed, just as all seemed lost and we were about to make our last stand to go 230 00:10:57,640 --> 00:11:00,680 down fighting, he arrived on the scene like the cavalry. 231 00:11:00,680 --> 00:11:03,480 He was dressed like Clint Eastwood's man with no name. 232 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:07,800 Apparently he wasn't as well from a Tarts and Vickers fancy dress party, but fast Eddie 233 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:10,920 likes to do things outside the box so he ain't dressed as a cowboy. 234 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:15,960 There was a bit of a ruckus going on and he jumped at the chance to get involved. 235 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:19,400 You could see the joy written all over his face when he saw some of his homeboys were 236 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,880 being messed around by a tribe of corporate types. 237 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:25,560 Fast Eddie's only about 4 foot 10 but he can't half have a row. 238 00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:29,240 In primary school we used to call him the Imp because he had a habit of climbing to 239 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:33,240 the roofs of buildings and jumping on teachers backs from the sky while screaming like a 240 00:11:33,240 --> 00:11:34,200 little monkey. 241 00:11:34,200 --> 00:11:36,600 Crazy days. 242 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:41,000 Turnip added, Fast Eddie's not a man to be messed with. 243 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:44,920 Rumour has it that he once single-handedly took on Boomer Bill and the Bakewell Cake 244 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,800 Squad and was the only man to leave the wine bar standing. 245 00:11:48,520 --> 00:11:52,200 Boomer Bill and his boys may have been in their late 60s and plagued with an abundance of 246 00:11:52,200 --> 00:11:55,240 hip and knee problems, but they were all in the same boat. 247 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:58,840 But when those salmon red trousers wearing hooligans used to come at you swinging with 248 00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:00,520 golf clubs it was no joke. 249 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:08,040 Turnip added, anyhow, when Fast Eddie came to a rescue he took a long drag of his cigar, 250 00:12:08,040 --> 00:12:09,720 narrowed his eyes and rolled, 251 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,280 There a problem here fellas. 252 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:15,960 One of the men in beige looked at Fast Eddie like he'd just escaped from a travelling freak 253 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,320 show and snarled, 254 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:21,560 Oh look everyone, it's a deranged bunchkin who's wandered too far from the illabarick 255 00:12:21,560 --> 00:12:21,960 road. 256 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:24,600 That's apparently how we learned to do voices last time. 257 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,600 Pinch ya now. 258 00:12:26,600 --> 00:12:28,760 Big mistake. 259 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:32,200 Quick as a flash, Fast Eddie jumped up and headbutted the geezer. 260 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:35,640 Big Tony roared like he was back in the Indian Park terraces and screamed, 261 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:36,760 Let's have it! 262 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:40,360 Before anyone knew what was happening, six of our suited and booted depressors were on 263 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:43,880 the pavement and the remainder were looking at the slight cattle waiting for the cull. 264 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:47,080 As they fled, Bird-o-Reeke shouted, 265 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:51,800 Go on, get back to your ice cream van you fools, this town and its tunnel are ours. 266 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:54,680 Their leader, Mr Citizen, turned around and shrieked, 267 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:59,800 Enjoy the victory fools, the battle is yours but the war is ours, our name is Legion and 268 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:00,520 we are many. 269 00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:03,640 I just stuck up my fingers as they left and said, 270 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:06,280 Yeah right, the first bird to fly gets all the arrows. 271 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:11,000 Not sure what it meant but it sounded good and it's important to say something philosophical 272 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:14,680 when you've bested your enemies, besides which it had been a long day and none of us were 273 00:13:14,680 --> 00:13:15,400 thinking straight. 274 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:19,560 Turnip explained, they told Fast Eddie all about their quest to trap and tame a fairy 275 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:23,080 and how it had accidentally led them to Aboghveni's secret tunnel network. 276 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:27,320 Fast Eddie found it all very easy to believe, because he's got an open mind like us, 277 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:28,280 explained Turnip. 278 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:31,960 However, he was a bit upset at the thought of leaving Manny from the estate down there 279 00:13:31,960 --> 00:13:33,640 as the watcher between the realms. 280 00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:37,320 His first reaction was going to a violent rage and scream of something about getting 281 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:39,560 his shovel and pick to dig his old friend out. 282 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:43,320 He'd worked himself up into such a state that Big Tony had no choice but to pick him up, 283 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:47,000 put him in a bear hug and sing Wonderwall to him until he calmed down. 284 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:56,040 Turnip said, Fast Eddie soon grew to respect his old friend Manny's choice and said 285 00:13:56,040 --> 00:14:00,040 tearfully, there is a bit like when Iron Man sacrificed himself to save the world. 286 00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:01,560 What can I say? 287 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:04,040 Men say strange things when they're grieving. 288 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,600 He's not buried alive! 289 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:11,000 We even humoured him when he said that if we were like the Avengers, Big Tony would be Thor, 290 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:15,320 Puerto Rico Paul would be Hawkeye, I would be Captain America and he would be the Hulk. 291 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:20,760 But after a while it seemed a bit childish and I snapped, for Christ's sake Eddie, grow up! 292 00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,400 You've just saved the fairy realms from a secret organisation! 293 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:25,240 We're no move to playing, let's pretend! 294 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:30,360 Turnip added, as we stood there, bruised and battered, watching the dawn break, 295 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:35,320 our hearts were heavy, our minds were broken, but our souls soared with the possibility 296 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:36,920 and the promise of a cold lager. 297 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:41,320 As we strutted back to our flat, our shadows are silhouetted by the rising sun, 298 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:45,240 we probably looked a bit like the Magnificent Seven, except there were only four of us. 299 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:50,200 Puerto Rico Paul slowly began chanting Underworld's Bourne Slippy, but not the girly bit, 300 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:53,960 just a segment where he sings, shouting Lager, Lager, Lager! 301 00:14:54,440 --> 00:15:00,040 And as we all sang, we held hands and skipped like newborn lambs into the greater known together. 302 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:08,360 Are they finally going to get a beer? 303 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:14,520 Hello and welcome to Tat in the Box, Tat in the Box, Tat in the Box, Tat in the Box, 304 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,760 Tat in the Box, Tat in the Box, Tat in the Box, Tat in the Box! 305 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:21,960 Welcome to Tat in the Box. 306 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:27,320 It is time for Adam to have a nervous breakdown 307 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,320 over my surprise intro to the set check. 308 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:31,320 Are you bringing Mr. Bobby back? 309 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,320 No, I am not. 310 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:35,320 Surprised by it. 311 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:37,320 No, this is as surprising as I get. 312 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:41,320 There is no re-gifting going on today, don't worry. 313 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,320 But I am first to caressing guests this week. 314 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:45,320 You are indeed. Are you ready? 315 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:47,320 Yep. 316 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:49,320 Eyes closed, hands out. 317 00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:51,320 Okay. 318 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,320 Excuse any farting noises, again it is the sofa, not me. 319 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,320 Doesn't explain the smell there. 320 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:57,320 Oh my god, hang on. 321 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,320 Oh my god, right, okay. 322 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,320 Sorry about that. 323 00:16:01,320 --> 00:16:03,320 Okay, are you ready? 324 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:05,320 Eyes are closed, hands are out. 325 00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:07,320 Okay, put your hands close together. 326 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:09,320 And cup them a bit. 327 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:11,320 Like a bit more. 328 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:13,320 Like you are cupping a nice pair of balls. 329 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:15,320 Okay, I am ready. 330 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,320 Are you ready? 331 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:19,320 Yes. 332 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:21,320 Are you ready? 333 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:23,320 Yes. 334 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:25,320 Are you ready? 335 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:27,320 I am ready. 336 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,320 That will do, that will do. 337 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:31,320 Feel my reveal. 338 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:33,320 Okay, it feels like a little plush toy. 339 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,320 Let's see if we can work it. 340 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,320 I don't know which way up I have got it. 341 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:39,320 I think that is the right way up. 342 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,320 Yes, correct. 343 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:43,320 It feels like some ears, there is a nose. 344 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,320 Nearly dropped it. 345 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:47,320 Oh, something in one arm. 346 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:49,320 I am feeling, is there a tail? 347 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:51,320 Yes, there is a tail. 348 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,320 So we are dealing with an animal. 349 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:55,320 A very small plush animal. 350 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,320 With a small tag, I am guessing it is a price tag. 351 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,320 Correct. 352 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:01,320 Is this a small troll? 353 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,320 I mean, there is a very tiny little tuft of hair on top. 354 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,320 I mean, the hair could have been transplanted from a troll. 355 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:07,320 Oh, no, it hasn't got the beady eyes of a troll. 356 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:09,320 They are all more embroidered eyes. 357 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,320 I am feeling with my nails. 358 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:13,320 Is it a... 359 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:15,320 I am trying to guess the animal. 360 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,320 I am trying to guess the animal. 361 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,320 I am trying to guess the animal. 362 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,320 I am trying to guess the animal. 363 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:23,320 I mean, in fairness... 364 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,320 Is it a bear? 365 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:27,320 It is a bear. I was going to say it is not very true. 366 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,320 An actual bear. 367 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:31,320 I don't know which one, is it Brave Bear? 368 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,320 Brave Heart Bear. 369 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:35,320 Oh, close to my sister's toy. 370 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,320 Oh, it is a McDonald's Happy Meal toy. 371 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:41,320 It is a Happy Meal toy from the 2004 Happy Meal campaign with McDonald's. 372 00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:43,320 Where girls Happy Meals got Care Bears. 373 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:47,320 Would you like to guess what boys Happy Meals got? 374 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,320 They got the boy Care Bears. 375 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:51,320 They got Action Men. 376 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,320 That was the bear, yes. 377 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,320 Action Men V Care Bears. 378 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:57,320 Action Men V Care Bears. 379 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,320 So, they were four Care Bears. 380 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:01,320 I can't remember all of their names, but this is Brave Heart Bear. 381 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:03,320 He is scabby and dirty. 382 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,320 Definitely not... 383 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:07,320 Definitely not mint on card. 384 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,320 Or in packaging. 385 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,320 Probably well loved. 386 00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,320 He is a lovely little orange colour. 387 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,320 He has got a little red love heart in his right paw. 388 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:19,320 He has got his little red love heart on his white belly. 389 00:18:19,320 --> 00:18:21,320 And he has got his little love heart nose. 390 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,320 And his troll hair transplant. 391 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:29,320 I didn't feel my nails a little heart tattoo thing. 392 00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:31,320 He has got his little S tattoo. 393 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,320 Is it a tattoo or a brand or a birthmark? 394 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:35,320 I don't know. Is that where their power comes out? 395 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,320 No, their power... 396 00:18:37,320 --> 00:18:39,320 I don't know. 397 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,320 As far as I know from the cartoons, it comes out of their bellies. 398 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:43,320 But it is a McDonald's Happy Meal toy. 399 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:47,320 But it is a McDonald's trademark for McDonald's Corporation. 400 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,320 Made in China. 401 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:51,320 Did Care Bears have a comeback at some point? 402 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:55,320 This is jogging the memories that they tried bringing them back. 403 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:59,320 Maybe a CGI sort of thing instead of just the cell animations from the 80s. 404 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:01,320 I feel like you might be right. 405 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:07,320 I feel like there is a more modern take on Care Bears compared to what we would have been watching when we were kids. 406 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,320 Along with things like Rainbow Bright and stuff. 407 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:13,320 It was all very traditional illustrated cartoons. 408 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:15,320 I suppose they did the same with Thomas the Tank Engine. 409 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:17,320 Oh, we are going to do a CG version of that one. 410 00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,320 Just use a train set. That was the appeal. 411 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,320 It was a train set. 412 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:23,320 Exactly. They should never have changed that. 413 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:25,320 I think that they have absolutely crucified Thomas the Tank Engine. 414 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:29,320 I guess if Care Bears were rebooted, it was fairly short lived as CGI. 415 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:31,320 We have no memory of it. 416 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,320 No, definitely not. 417 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:37,320 Hopefully we are just too old for it to actually affect us. 418 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:47,320 But this cost me £2 which I think is probably a pound more than the Happy Meal might have actually cost you in 2004. 419 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,320 I can't remember what a Happy Meal cost. 420 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:55,320 One of the reasons that I picked this up is because it is a Care Bear. 421 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:59,320 Care Bears were part of my childhood whilst I was growing up. 422 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:04,320 I had a Grumpy Bear for obvious reasons. 423 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:07,320 Thank you family. 424 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:11,320 I no longer have him. I think I angrily threw him in the bin at some point. 425 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:13,320 Sorry. 426 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:15,320 I do still have some of my... 427 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:16,320 You were grumpy at the time. 428 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:20,320 I was probably very grumpy at the time. I was going through some shit. 429 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:22,320 So I picked him up because he is a Care Bear. 430 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:34,320 But also because he brings back so many drive-through memories from when your boyfriend gets his first car at the age of 17. 431 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,320 And it's like, right, let's go out for a spin. 432 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,320 And you are all out in your little mini hatchback. 433 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:44,320 Your mate is in a Fiesta, you are in a Corsa, someone else is in, I don't know, a Clio or something. 434 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:48,320 You are all having a little spin about and seeing how fast you can go down the straight mile. 435 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:52,320 And there is a crossroads in the middle of it. Thankfully nobody was coming in the other way. 436 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:56,320 But the main thing that we used to do was go to McDonald's drive-through. 437 00:20:56,320 --> 00:21:02,320 And it would be me and Craig, Scott and... 438 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:06,320 Oh God, I am so sorry. I can't remember anybody's names. 439 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:10,320 Mark Reeb, unfortunately he is deceased now, which is a bit sad. 440 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:16,320 And their girlfriends, me and my female friends who also happen to be girlfriends of all of these boys. 441 00:21:16,320 --> 00:21:21,320 And we would just go to the drive-through and we would get a Happy Meal and we would sit in the car park and eat our Happy Meal. 442 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,320 Did the fellas collect all the Action Men's? 443 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:33,320 I don't recall, but I definitely had a few Care Bears and I definitely had a lot of the Mr. Men's that were out in like the very late 90s, early noughties. 444 00:21:33,320 --> 00:21:35,320 So yeah, this is my item. 445 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:37,320 That's pretty cool. 446 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:43,320 I don't expect it to win, but he is cute and he gives me memories, so yeah, I am happy with him. 447 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,320 Can I have felt the heart shape? 448 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:53,320 No, from nail feel and finger feel, that could be plausibly a regular nose. 449 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:57,320 That wouldn't have been distinctive enough. Specifically being a heart. 450 00:21:57,320 --> 00:22:01,320 But he is very cute, minus the dirty stain on his left cheek. 451 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,320 Yes, stick him in the laundry. 452 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,320 No, because he might fall apart. 453 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:08,320 He might not. I'll give you £2, I'll risk it. 454 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,320 But where are you going to get me another one? 455 00:22:10,320 --> 00:22:14,320 These on eBay are like a fiver each. 456 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:24,320 And there was a couple for sale in Australia with the set of the four Care Bears from that campaign and they were like $16 US dollars. 457 00:22:24,320 --> 00:22:26,320 I don't know what the exchange rate is. 458 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:28,320 I can't remember. 459 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:29,320 No, no idea. 460 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:31,320 But again, this is the reason we need sponsorship. 461 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:46,320 This bear, this bear needs a wash and it can, with your help, give what you can, mattress companies and car companies and whoever is giving out internet money, with your help, we can wash this bear so it's not so goddamn stanky. 462 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,320 It's not going to happen. On principle. 463 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:50,320 Not with that attitude. 464 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:52,320 On principle. 465 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:53,320 Alright. 466 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:54,320 Get your shit out. 467 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:55,320 Shut your eyes first. 468 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:58,320 Oh yeah, hang on, let me just put my hand back in the box. 469 00:22:58,320 --> 00:22:59,320 Alright, eyes closed. 470 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,320 Now it's your turn to caress and guess. 471 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:03,320 Give it to me. 472 00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:05,320 And it over. 473 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:07,320 Is it? 474 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,320 You can remove it. 475 00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,320 From the box. 476 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:13,320 Okay, it is a box. 477 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,320 That's how I got it. 478 00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:16,320 Oh, mind the mic. 479 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:17,320 Sorry. 480 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:19,320 My eyes are closed, the mic is closed. 481 00:23:19,320 --> 00:23:22,320 What am I supposed to do? See through closed eyelids? 482 00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,320 I've not hit mine then. 483 00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,320 Yeah, but I don't know, I'd like to... 484 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:27,320 What's the word? 485 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:28,320 Just to kill it. 486 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:33,320 Yeah, I was going to say what's the word when you like move your arms and shit about to make a point? 487 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:39,320 Okay, so it's a long rectangle, well square, it's a long square box. 488 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:44,320 Long thin square, well it's square on the end but it's rectangular, rectangular length. 489 00:23:44,320 --> 00:23:46,320 No, you've got to hit the mic again. 490 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:48,320 Jesus Christ. 491 00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:50,320 Feels like nice cardboard. 492 00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:57,320 I think the bottom opens here because there's like a thumb dippy bit so I'm going to go with that because the box is revealing nothing. 493 00:23:57,320 --> 00:24:01,320 Smells like cardboard. 494 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:04,320 Oh, hang on a second. 495 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:07,320 Have you given me another horn? 496 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:11,320 Apologies if you're wearing headphones for the inevitable that's about to happen. 497 00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:14,320 You have? You've given me another horn? 498 00:24:14,320 --> 00:24:18,320 Where the hell are you finding so many frigging horns? 499 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:21,320 And it's really dusty, I put my finger right up it. 500 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:24,320 Now you can see why I'm horny. 501 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:27,320 Is it? Oh, it's got a rubber, right hang on. 502 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:30,320 Beep! Beep! 503 00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:32,320 Well that's disappointing. 504 00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:35,320 Beep! I wanted it, oh it's got good suction though. 505 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,320 Beep! Beep! Beep! 506 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:39,320 Sounds like a horn. 507 00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:40,320 If you're right. 508 00:24:40,320 --> 00:24:43,320 Just a straight flared end horn with a rubber bung on it. 509 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:47,320 Are there any kind of famousy things? 510 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,320 Chitty-chitty bang bang? 511 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,320 Or maybe adverts? 512 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:54,320 Adverts, adverts, you and your bloody adverts stuff. 513 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:56,320 I'm going to give us a good... 514 00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:57,320 Beep! 515 00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,320 Oh Christ, that is loud. 516 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:00,320 Yeah. 517 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:01,320 Erm... 518 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,320 I don't want you bad mouthing my horn. 519 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:06,320 Ooh, ooh, are you making this hee hee hee hee noise? 520 00:25:06,320 --> 00:25:07,320 No I can't make it. 521 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,320 I don't want people going away with the impression. 522 00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:11,320 It's a lame horn, Adam's horn is lame. 523 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:12,320 You can work. 524 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:16,320 I don't know, I've got no idea what kind of advert it could be from. 525 00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:18,320 Now you can look. 526 00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:20,320 Tango hook, the tango hook. 527 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:25,320 So you've gone from having the noodle horn to the tango horn. 528 00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:28,320 What the actual fuck? 529 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:34,320 Okay, so it's got an orange bulbous chicken baster bung on the end. 530 00:25:34,320 --> 00:25:39,320 And it's a silver horn, probably about 15 centimetres long, 531 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:44,320 that says Tango TM and then horn right next to it. 532 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:48,320 And it is dusty as a dusty chaff. 533 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:52,320 It took me ages to turn anything about the Tango clown horn. 534 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:55,320 I don't remember particularly when I got it. 535 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,320 I didn't remember the ad campaign off the top of my head, 536 00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:02,320 so I had to do a lot of internet searching down a Tango advertising history rabbit hole. 537 00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:03,320 Oh God. 538 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:07,320 I'm seeing the most famous Tango adverts with the Neely New Dorwich Man. 539 00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:10,320 Yeah, happy slapping by now. 540 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:13,320 A guy around the face, after he takes a swig of pop, 541 00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:17,320 they got banned and replaced by the orange man coming out and giving a big kiss on the face. 542 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:21,320 That is just as invasive if you ask me, if not worse in some cases. 543 00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:25,320 There was a fantastic St George Black Carantango advert, 544 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:29,320 the really jingoistic one with a guy that says a letter from an exchange student. 545 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:33,320 Takes off his clothes, walks out of the office, progressively seems to be one take. 546 00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:36,320 Coming out of his office, walking across the road, across the car park, 547 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:38,320 and ending up on the cliffs of Boverton. 548 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:40,320 Come on, I'll take you all on! 549 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:43,320 With some Harrier Jump Jets. 550 00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:46,320 I don't know if I remember that either. 551 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:49,320 Oh, Felix, Don't You Want Me is the back-end track. 552 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:52,320 It was a fucking banger. 553 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:54,320 Loads and loads of awards at Advert. 554 00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:56,320 Only got played about ten times in total. 555 00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:57,320 Really? 556 00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:00,320 Six times in TFI Friday adverts. 557 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:01,320 Specifically. 558 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:02,320 I swung TFI Friday. 559 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:05,320 But for the horn, there were two adverts. 560 00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:07,320 Don't really remember them until I saw it. 561 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,320 Oh, I remember the first one. 562 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,320 It ran about the end of 1997, a follow-up in 1998. 563 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:15,320 Ray Gardner from the Black Carantango advert returned. 564 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:19,320 The first advert was an event where clowns are getting run over by huge articulated trucks 565 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,320 with a big scoop on the front. 566 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:26,320 And then the second, the follow-up, was making fun of what a load of rubbish that first advert was. 567 00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:27,320 Nice! 568 00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,320 I will link both adverts in the showblog. 569 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:31,320 Honourable mentions. 570 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,320 Do you remember the Sony Bravia advert, 571 00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:37,320 where brightly coloured walls bounced down the street to San Francisco? 572 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,320 You might have seen it before films in the cinema. 573 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:42,320 Yes, I have actually. Yes, I do recall that. 574 00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:47,320 In 2006, Tango did a parody for the very, very short-lived Tango Clear. 575 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:48,320 I don't remember it. 576 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:51,320 Is that the same generation as Tab Clear? 577 00:27:51,320 --> 00:27:52,320 2006, so yeah. 578 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:53,320 Oh, no. 579 00:27:53,320 --> 00:27:58,320 They threw literally a tonne of fruit down the steep street in Swansea. 580 00:27:58,320 --> 00:27:59,320 Oh, really? 581 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:01,320 Cambridge Street in the Uplands. 582 00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:03,320 We have to go there for research. 583 00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:04,320 Not the one from Twin Town? 584 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:05,320 No. 585 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:08,320 They had oranges, watermelons smashing into cars through windows, 586 00:28:08,320 --> 00:28:10,320 and they liked to make it a lot more violent. 587 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:12,320 That's amazing! I didn't know that. 588 00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:14,320 They also made a fake community group website, 589 00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:16,320 Swansea North Residents Association, 590 00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:19,320 complaining about the damage caused and the mess left behind. 591 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,320 I'll put a link to the Wayback Machine on the showblog as well. 592 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:23,320 Amazing. 593 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:29,320 But yeah, I think, guessing 2006, this is from, so that's why it's dusty AF. 594 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,320 How much did you pay for it, do you remember? 595 00:28:31,320 --> 00:28:32,320 Absolutely free. 596 00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:36,320 Oh, was it like a freebie where you bought like a pack of cans? 597 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:40,320 No, I think there was a few seconds or just blink and you miss it, 598 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,320 a phone number just a bit more than subliminally, I think. 599 00:28:43,320 --> 00:28:45,320 It just appeared on the screen. 600 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:50,320 Your well-practiced pause button finger got you the phone number, did it? 601 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:53,320 Although stretched VHSs. 602 00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:56,320 And the 10-minute free view on the Adulsion X. 603 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,320 Adult channel. 604 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:04,320 Lovely. Thank you for horning me two episodes in a row. 605 00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:12,320 And we are back playing the serialised version of The Crystal Dome. 606 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:14,320 Crystal Maze? 607 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,320 Crystal Dome. 608 00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,320 That again then. 609 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:23,320 And we are back with our serialised Crystal Maze. 610 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:25,320 I keep getting to say Crystal Dome there. 611 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:29,320 Out takes gold. 612 00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:33,320 Crystal Maze. 613 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:36,320 No, it's Crystal Dome. 614 00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:38,320 Shut up. 615 00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,320 You still don't know. 616 00:29:40,320 --> 00:29:43,320 Is it The Maze Dome? 617 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,320 Maze Dome. 618 00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:55,320 Welcome back to episode three of Richard O'Brien's Big Crystal Ball. 619 00:29:55,320 --> 00:30:00,320 So many times. 620 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:03,320 So is Karen O'Brien. 621 00:30:03,320 --> 00:30:09,320 Let me speak to your manager. 622 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:13,320 Yes, welcome back to part three of The Crystal Maze. 623 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:17,320 We are moving on to zone two and it is Jackson's turn to pick. 624 00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:19,320 Right, because purple is my favourite colour. 625 00:30:19,320 --> 00:30:21,320 We're going to go to industrial. 626 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:25,320 Excellent. Which game would you like? Mystery, skill, physical? 627 00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,320 Oh, I can pick a game as well. 628 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:32,320 Let's go for what haven't I done yet. 629 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:33,320 Physical. 630 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:35,320 Have I got any of those? 631 00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:38,320 Let's go with the skill game. 632 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,320 Right, I'll borrow that card. 633 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,320 I'll flip through to the purple section in the book. 634 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:45,320 Karen's acting as a maze master. 635 00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:47,320 Yes, I am. 636 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:49,320 The M.M. 637 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:51,320 Maze Mistress. 638 00:30:51,320 --> 00:30:52,320 Maybe. 639 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:53,320 Skill games. 640 00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:54,320 Right. 641 00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:59,320 Arrange the tiles to spell five times seven letter words. 642 00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:02,320 What you will need. 643 00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:08,320 Industrial skill game base, which is this thing here. 644 00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:14,320 One set of industrial skill game word tiles, which are down there next to me. 645 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:18,320 One long piece and ten smaller ones. 646 00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:20,320 Oh, right, that's the set. 647 00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:24,320 Oh my fucking god, I'm going to start again. 648 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:27,320 All the tiles from the industrial bag. 649 00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:29,320 Yes, all of the tiles from the industrial bag. 650 00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,320 The timer and a crystal. 651 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,320 Preparation. 652 00:31:33,320 --> 00:31:36,320 Place the game base in front of the player. 653 00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:42,320 Place the long word tile vertically down the left hand side of the base as shown. 654 00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:45,320 Place the smaller word tiles along the edge of the base. 655 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:50,320 Pick up the industrial skill game card from the board and place it in front of the player so they can see the game instructions. 656 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:52,320 Start the timer. 657 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:58,320 The player has to arrange the word tiles to spell all five of the seven letter words. 658 00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:07,320 The long vertical piece stays in place while the ten smaller pieces can be moved around until all the words have been correctly spelled. 659 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,320 OK, amazing. 660 00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:12,320 There are a few solutions. 661 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:14,320 Can I take photos of those one games? 662 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:16,320 Yeah, you can. 663 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:20,320 Photograph of the solution will be on the blog page for this episode. 664 00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:21,320 Thank you very much. 665 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:22,320 There we go. 666 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:23,320 There are your. 667 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,320 Used to the UK. 668 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:28,320 There are ten shorter tiles. 669 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:30,320 You are very welcome. 670 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:32,320 Here is your instruction card. 671 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:33,320 Thank you. 672 00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,320 Would you like to read it out for the audience? 673 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,320 The instructions are. 674 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:45,320 Arrange the tiles to spell five seven letter words. 675 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:47,320 Take that as you. 676 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:51,320 And you have two minutes starting from now. 677 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:52,320 Right. 678 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:56,320 OK, so I'm going to go. 679 00:32:56,320 --> 00:33:03,320 Plastic as the first one. 680 00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:05,320 What's got to be. 681 00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:09,320 Why would those letters be together? 682 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:12,320 I'm liking the logic so far. 683 00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:15,320 Something is an in. 684 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:18,320 Like an in. 685 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:21,320 We could be beating something. 686 00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:23,320 We could be. 687 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:25,320 If we so wished. 688 00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:29,320 And that leaves us with these. 689 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:33,320 I could go elastic there. 690 00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:39,320 And. 691 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,320 That's not where is it? 692 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:45,320 No. 693 00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:48,320 So you need to swap two tiles out from somewhere. 694 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:57,320 So beating. 695 00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,320 About a minute left on the time. 696 00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:01,320 I'm so rubbish at the time. 697 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:03,320 I'm too busy looking at what you're doing. 698 00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:07,320 OK, last word to go. 699 00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:11,320 Oh, this is congratulations. 700 00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:14,320 You absolutely slammed that challenge. 701 00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:20,320 And the words were plastic, leather, crystal, burning and elastic. 702 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,320 Well done. 703 00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:23,320 Jackson. 704 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:28,320 It's on a. 705 00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,320 Would you like a grand reveal? 706 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:33,320 Oh, my God. 707 00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:35,320 And Jackson's won his first crystal. 708 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:39,320 Hey, that puts Adam and Jackson on an even keel. 709 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:41,320 Marvelous. 710 00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:44,320 I'm going to read all of those letters. 711 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:46,320 And the text zone for now. 712 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:50,320 Adam, it is your turn to pick a game. 713 00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:55,320 I'll have a mystery, please. 714 00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,320 OK, put that there for a second. 715 00:34:57,320 --> 00:35:05,320 Let's have a read of what the mystery game says. 716 00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:06,320 Mystery game. 717 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,320 OK. 718 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:11,320 Place the cogs to win the crystal. 719 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:13,320 Each cog must be a single color. 720 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:18,320 The cog in the center must be orange. 721 00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:29,320 What you will need the industrial mystery game base, eight industrial mystery card cog tiles, a timer and a crystal preparation. 722 00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:34,320 Place the game base and eight puzzle pieces in front of the player. 723 00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:38,320 I like how the boys are doing all of what I'm supposed to be doing while I'm reading the instructions. 724 00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:39,320 This is great. 725 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:45,320 Pick up the game card, show it to the player so they can see the instructions and start the timer. 726 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:49,320 The player has to successfully complete the puzzle to win the crystal. 727 00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:54,320 Each cog or partial cog on the puzzle must be a single color. 728 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:58,320 The cogs cannot be multicolored. 729 00:35:58,320 --> 00:36:00,320 And there's an example there. 730 00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:01,320 That is mad. 731 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,320 So there's blue to red there that needs to be red. 732 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:05,320 And that is good. 733 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:07,320 Red, red, red, green, green, green. 734 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,320 So I have to have the gold cog at the center. 735 00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:14,320 Then all the surrounding cogs have to be made up of the same color puzzle pieces. 736 00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:15,320 That is correct. 737 00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:19,320 Right. 738 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:22,320 Oh, that's exactly what the card says. 739 00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,320 Build the cogs to win the crystal. 740 00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,320 Each cog must be a single color. 741 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,320 The cog in the center must be orange. 742 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,320 Orange, not gold. 743 00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:31,320 OK. 744 00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:32,320 Are you ready to start? 745 00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,320 Photos will be up on the blog. 746 00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,320 Yeah, I believe he's cheating again, folks. 747 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:37,320 OK. 748 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:40,320 Three, two, one, go. 749 00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:43,320 Timer has started. 750 00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:51,320 That's one piece on the board. 751 00:36:51,320 --> 00:37:01,320 Maybe two pieces on the board. 752 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:08,320 No. 753 00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:14,320 Four pieces on the board. 754 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:22,320 Five, six, seven. 755 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:23,320 Should I go on time? 756 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:24,320 Oh, the ages. 757 00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:27,320 About a minute 15. 758 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:28,320 I fucked up somewhere. 759 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:31,320 Yeah, you have. 760 00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:33,320 Several ways, probably. 761 00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,320 Oh, yeah, sorry. 762 00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:39,320 I was not touching the right colors at all. 763 00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:43,320 About a minute left. 764 00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:45,320 It's going to be gold. 765 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:46,320 That doesn't go there. 766 00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:51,320 He started rotating the tiles in his hands now to see if he can get them to fit. 767 00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:53,320 That one won't go there. 768 00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:54,320 About 45 seconds. 769 00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:55,320 Oh, dear. 770 00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:56,320 That one won't go there. 771 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,320 Still going horribly wrong. 772 00:37:58,320 --> 00:38:00,320 It started off so well. 773 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:02,320 You got cocky. 774 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:05,320 Yeah. 775 00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,320 This is not an automatic lock-in. 776 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,320 About 20 seconds. 777 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:10,320 Has that been decided? 778 00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:11,320 Yeah. 779 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,320 I have to be told before I go in. 780 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:17,320 15 seconds. 781 00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:21,320 Just look on the back. 782 00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:23,320 Maybe this is a cheat. 783 00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:27,320 Oh, right. 784 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:28,320 Okay. 785 00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:29,320 There we are. 786 00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,320 I wasn't going to finish that. 787 00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:33,320 Adam has thrown his toys out. 788 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:36,320 I don't even put all of the tiles on there. 789 00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:37,320 I realize. 790 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,320 No. 791 00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:42,320 Oh, and there's another note before that one. 792 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:45,320 It was literally the third tile that you put down that fucked you up completely. 793 00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,320 I saw that immediately. 794 00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,320 I was like, here we go. 795 00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:52,320 I was like, there's no pad on there that has the gold bit to it. 796 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,320 I'm winning. 797 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:56,320 You picked all your tiles up. 798 00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:59,320 You shouldn't have picked all your tiles up because you couldn't see them. 799 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:00,320 Oh, dear. 800 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:14,320 We have made it to Bibliotact. 801 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:19,320 And today, this episode, I nearly said this week then, this episode. 802 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,320 My trick. 803 00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:23,320 This episode, it is my choice. 804 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:29,320 And I have brought a lovely little hardback comic book called Cyanide and Happiness. 805 00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:33,320 I'm giving you the finger by Chris, Rob, Matt and Dave. 806 00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:38,320 And this was from the Wales Air Ambulance shop in Swansea. 807 00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:40,320 And it cost me £1.50. 808 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:47,320 And randomly, this was in like the cabinet of Super Duper Stuff that normally has the expensive things in. 809 00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:51,320 Oh, that's where the the big breakfast mug was that had my eye on for other. 810 00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:53,320 The overpriced big breakfast mug. 811 00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:55,320 Yeah, the £10 big breakfast mug. 812 00:39:55,320 --> 00:39:58,320 I still regret not getting that few for Christmas like two years ago. 813 00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:00,320 I'd have to find tenner on it though. 814 00:40:00,320 --> 00:40:07,320 Anyway, so this is a fun little A5-ish size book. 815 00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:08,320 Hardback. 816 00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:18,320 It says, warning, this book is illicit, insensitive, perverse, profane, dark, depraved, reprehensible and, well, just plain wrong. 817 00:40:18,320 --> 00:40:23,320 Those of a sensitive disposition should put it back on the shelf and move over to the self-help section immediately. 818 00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:26,320 It is an excellent web series. 819 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:34,320 Laugh along with millions of fans around the world at the hit webcomic Cyanide and Happiness, featuring 150 comics, 820 00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:40,320 including 30 brand new strips, each packed with inappropriate jokes, irrelevant characters and deviant behaviour, 821 00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:44,320 guaranteed to leave you laughing despite the gnawing guilt. 822 00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:51,320 So go ahead, reveal in awkward silences, feel disturbed by the proximity of personal space invaders 823 00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:54,320 or join seizure man on his next adventure. 824 00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:56,320 You won't go to hell for it, probably. 825 00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:58,320 Laugh 826 00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:00,320 And then there's a little asterisk and it says, 827 00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:08,320 the publishers and authors will not be held responsible if you do, in fact, go to hell, purgatory or any of the afterlife, not of your choosing. 828 00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:11,320 And the original sale price of this book was £10. 829 00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:12,320 Good disclaimer. 830 00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:13,320 Yeah, it is. 831 00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:20,320 So inside the hardcover in the first page is just a cot, it's just all of their little characters just splurged all over the place. 832 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:25,320 And I haven't picked any out in particular because I've been super lazy this week. 833 00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,320 But let's go with one this one. 834 00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:28,320 What's in the briefcase? 835 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:31,320 So there's two little guys, guy in the yellow top, guy in the red top with a briefcase. 836 00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:32,320 Guy in the yellow top says... 837 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:33,320 It's a very visual comic. 838 00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:39,320 What's in the briefcase? Guy in the red top says, a smaller briefcase and then a smaller one inside that one. 839 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:45,320 Guy in the yellow top, haha, what's inside the smallest one? Guy in the red top, child porn. 840 00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:52,320 OK, that was kind of the wrong one to select maybe as an example. 841 00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:54,320 Yeah, awesome start. 842 00:41:54,320 --> 00:42:00,320 OK, so Lady with red hair and Chef man. 843 00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:05,320 Lady with red hair says, Oh, you've got some meat for your barbecue after all. Wonderful. 844 00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:11,320 Chef lady with the red hair says, Anyway, I'm going now to buy Timmy a gift. 845 00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:16,320 Maybe I'll stop him crying like he has done all afternoon. 846 00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:20,320 Lady with the red hair, now that I mention it, where is Timmy? 847 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:25,320 Chef, you never heard of the phrase two birds one stone? 848 00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:26,320 Oh my god. 849 00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:29,320 I'm really, I apologize for my reading these out. 850 00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:33,320 I'm not very good at reading things aloud, especially when I've not pre-read them. 851 00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:36,320 The comic strip doesn't really lend itself to be read out to be fair either. 852 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:37,320 No, that's true. 853 00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:42,320 Starting off the challenging medium. 854 00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:46,320 Oh my god. Yeah, I want to read this one out, but it's a bit too visual. 855 00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:54,320 So guy with a saw and a mustache, presumably a magician and guy in a green top. 856 00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:58,320 Guy with the saw says, For my next act, I will need a volunteer from the audience. 857 00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:01,320 Guy in the green top, oh, oh, pick me. 858 00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:07,320 Magician guy, splendid. I will now saw the volunteer in half. 859 00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:12,320 And then there's two pictures of him holding the volunteer, putting the saw through him. 860 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:20,320 And then the last image is the magician man holding up a bloody saw going, Presto, the saw is okay. 861 00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:26,320 And then there's the guy in the green top is in two pieces on the floor going, amazing. 862 00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,320 Yeah, it's very dark, but I love it. 863 00:43:28,320 --> 00:43:31,320 I think it's really funny and stupid. 864 00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:36,320 And I wasn't aware that it was an online comic and was really famous when I bought the book. 865 00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,320 So yeah, I'm pretty chuffed with it. What do you think? 866 00:43:38,320 --> 00:43:39,320 It's really, really good. 867 00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:43,320 Not sure I would have brought it in for the Bibliothet audio segment of the podcast. 868 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:46,320 It's not as high brow as our usual. 869 00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:50,320 No, no, just being a visual comic book. 870 00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:52,320 Shut up. 871 00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:57,320 Are you trying to say that my visualizations for people in words are insufficient? 872 00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:59,320 I don't think it did the book justice. 873 00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:03,320 No, you're probably right. It's a good book. I'm really sorry. 874 00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:04,320 Yeah, Adam's correct. 875 00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:06,320 Excellent book at Bogtime. 876 00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,320 Yeah, yeah, good book at Bogtime. 877 00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,320 £1.50, you got a bargain there. 878 00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:14,320 Yeah, I think so. Sorry for the disappointment. 879 00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,320 Sorry. 880 00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:17,320 We're done now. 881 00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:21,320 Hold it up really close to the microphone, we can see it. 882 00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:22,320 Hold it closer. 883 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:27,320 Look at her. 884 00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:28,320 Aww. 885 00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:38,320 Thank you very much for listening once again. 886 00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:40,320 We have made it to another outro. 887 00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:42,320 Hooray! 888 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:49,320 Photos and links for everything we've talked about on the show today will be on the blog, lightlyused.co.uk. 889 00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:56,320 We're part of the Studio Channel 84 network. Check out the Variety Show, Untitled Track Show, and Who Takes the Socks Off? 890 00:44:56,320 --> 00:45:00,320 You'll find us all at channel84.co.uk. 891 00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:03,320 And as of recording this, we've not yet all met up. 892 00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:04,320 No. 893 00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:05,320 But it was inevitably lovely. 894 00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:07,320 Thank you for the very nice time. 895 00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:11,320 To meet up with the rest of the Studio Channel 84 crew and our parasocial pod squad. 896 00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:12,320 Yeah. 897 00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:15,320 It was in advance awesome to meet you all. 898 00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:17,320 Yeah, love you guys. 899 00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,320 Unless this went horribly and we were awful people. 900 00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:20,320 Yeah. 901 00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:21,320 Say we, I. 902 00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:22,320 Sorry in advance. 903 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:25,320 Yeah, in that case, apologies. 904 00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:27,320 Sorry you met us. 905 00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:28,320 No. 906 00:45:28,320 --> 00:45:30,320 Don't say that. 907 00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:35,320 Tom knows us. 908 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:39,320 Don't drag him into this. 909 00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:40,320 He vouches us, it's his fault. 910 00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:58,320 That's true. 911 00:45:58,320 --> 00:45:59,320 Hello, I'm Adam. 912 00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:00,320 And I'm Karen. 913 00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:07,320 And we both like a weekend mooch around the charity shops to see what catches our collective eye and share some of it here with you. 914 00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:10,320 We're going to be taking stuff off lately. 915 00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:14,320 Well, how do we normally start this? 916 00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:17,320 And I'm going to be clipping my hand on that. 917 00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:20,320 I just think you like. 918 00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:22,320 All right. 919 00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:33,320 That was it. 920 00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:42,320 This was a studio Channel 84 network show to find more head over to Channel 84.co.uk now.