This is Lightly Used with Adam and Karen.
Hello and welcome to Lightly Used episode number seven. I'm Adam.
I'm Karen and we both share a weekend mooch around the charity shops to find out what
catches our eyes and share some of it with you on the show.
Hopefully.
We didn't see anything this weekend though.
Oh my god no. Everywhere was rammed full of people and there was just nothing that caught
either of our eyes.
Very very slim pickings.
Yeah very slim.
And what have we got coming up on today's show?
Well coming up on today's show we've got Lightly Used news.
Excellent.
The latest of Johnny Turnip's misadventures...
I really need to know what happened when they got out of the tunnels.
We've got our tat exchange...
The next instalment of our serialised board game -
This time we're playing The Crystal Maze episode two with your best friend Jackson.
Yay I love my Jackson.
Thanks for helping us out.
And we're ending the show with Bibliotat. A lightly used book chosen by myself for this
episode.
Excellent.
We do have corrections once again.
This is becoming a running theme.
I keep making mistakes!. If I didn't have to listen back to the show to edit it, it would
just fly into the radar.
I guess that's a good point.
But yeah last week I said was the sixth instalment of Lightly Used news. It's the fifth we didn't
do it in the first episode.
Did we not?
Much like Judge Dredd, he didn't turn up in the first issue.
No, Lightly Used news didn't bring it til the second episode.
And that was also kind of an apology for the Mr Blobby incident.
Let's not speak about that again.
Yeah I have discovered where he is hiding actually in the flat update for listeners
who are aware of my absolutely petrifying fear of Mr Blobby.
He has been located, he has been left in the location because it is out of eyesight and
Adam and I have been discussing taking his back open and stuffing it with catnip and
then stitching him back up and giving him to my absolutely gorgeous, fluffy, beautiful,
wonderful, vicious bitch of a cat.
And letting her absolutely annihilate the fucker.
Yeah I think she probably would enjoy that.
And then taking her down to the beach and burning the remains.
Sounds good.
Just to be sure.
Yeah.
Just to account for the weird time warp in my brain.
When we were recording the games and I said, yeah we recorded about three weeks ago and
you went, no no we recorded those six weeks ago.
In my brain because we do fortnightly, three episodes.
I keep getting weeks and episodes and fortnights and everything mixed up because I don't usually
do anything fortnightly.
And the amount of times I have to edit out me saying weekly from recording this episode.
Every single show is frankly ridiculous by this point.
And this week we've got.
And I nearly said we're seven episodes in.
I've got it right!
Yay!
Congratulations!
I won't have to correct that.
One less thing for the list.
And finally, yeah my ghost joke.
Technically it didn't work.
Sergeant Outranks Corporal.
Yeah but...
I don't know the army.
I still laughed.
That's what matters.
I forgot to include this in episode five.
This is why I didn't put any show notes out because I've got a huge redacted block at
the top of the page.
You might think, what's he been writing then?
Did he write something so bad he can't share that with us?
It just looks so dodgy I thought I can't upload that.
Top secret.
It takes too much explaining to upload that.
I found one of the worst, crappiest, copyright infringing-iest board games in a charity shop.
Oh I can't find it on my phone.
Here it is.
Oh was that in Ty Hafan today?
No I think this was in YMCA LLanellia few weeks ago.
Oh yeah.
But yeah definitely not infringing any copyright.
Aladdin, with a white guy genie.
Yeah.
Everything else looks pretty much spot on.
Yep.
That's all they've changed.
It's a very close representation of Disney's Aladdin.
I took a photo of the rules on the back as well.
Does it look particularly complicated?
Ages three and upwards.
Oh we might be alright with that.
Maybe we should go back and get it.
I did see this other one.
Come home safely.
Oh.
Safe home from school.
The artwork looks kind of bizarre on there.
It's a bit play school-y isn't it?
That was covered in dust.
Yeah.
And also inside the box it was a bit mildly moldy.
I don't want to be bringing that in.
Yeah no don't do that.
But yeah the knock off Aladdin I'll definitely be putting pictures on the show.
Lightly used dot co dot UK.
Thank you again to a friend Jackson coming back to record the playing a board game with
us after I'd accidentally deleted the recording of us playing a much shorter game.
A much easier game as well.
I didn't have to leave the room for any of it.
That's true.
I don't know if that's coming up yet.
Spoilers.
We'll put another link in the show blog for his studio Rose Cottage for piercings accessories
and tattoos in Swansea.
Fine body jewellery.
...The segment we're having trouble with.
Tat Exchange.
Yes.
I have come up with some potential new names.
Oh awesome.
For our featured tat tat exchange segment.
Last episode I suggested 'Get Our Tats Out'.
Yeah.
As it it well we only bring one item really so plural may or may not work between us.
Get THE tats out?
Get OUR tats out?
'Get Our Tats Out'.
Yeah.
That might work.
'Grope And Guess'
'Caress And Guess'.
Sounds a bit less dodge....
'Caress And Guess' is nicely alliterative.
Or how we play it:
'Eyes Closed, Hands Out'.
Yeah.
For the mostly charity shop finds;
'Feel My Find'.
'Touching, Feeling, But No Seeing'.
'IdenTATification'.
Ooh.
Or to make it even harder for me to read;
'IdenTATFEELcation'?
Oh my gosh.
A bit too much/
That is a bit too much.
'Tat In The Box'.
Yeah.
More newspaper term... but 'Blind Items'?
Hmm could that be misconstrued as offensive.
I think the least offensive one might be 'Tat In The Box'.
Yes you're probably right.
And we do have boxes for our tat.
Although once again I have not brought my box because I had a box of Hello Fresh in
my hands instead.
Thank you Matt from Pint of Cthulhu for sending me a very cheeky free food voucher.
It was delicious.
Thank you Matt.
Indeed indeed.
It was lovely.
We chose well.
We did.
Oh we've also got an update.
Scooby the American school bus that we saw in the Forest of Arche Industrial Estate mentioned
in episode three.
Pictures on the blog.
You saw that for sale.
He is indeed.
He is on Facebook marketplace for a very reasonable £74,000.
It might be there a while.
It could be.
Especially if you check the MOT history.
And finally I forgot to mention last episode when giving your sister's channel on YouTube
a shout out.
@SeamstressedRuth.
Yes.
Ruth has got a lovely voice.
I forgot to mention that.
I know we've watched the videos and I keep complimenting her voice.
She has got a lovely voice.
And also can she say.
Can she say...