1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,000 This is Lightly Used with Adam and Karen. 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,000 Hello again. 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Afternoon, good evening and maybe good night. 4 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,000 Hi, I'm Adam. 5 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:18,000 Hello, Karen. 6 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:22,000 And we're going to be doing things a little bit differently this episode. 7 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:27,000 Instead of us not knowing what we're each going to bring to the main TET segment, 8 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,000 we've pre-arranged items this episode. 9 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:35,000 After last time's lovely surprise, which if you've listened to episode two you'll be aware of. 10 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:41,000 If you haven't, please go back if you wish to laugh at my expense for a couple of minutes. 11 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:45,000 My poor little heart needed a break from surprises. 12 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:48,000 I'm still very, very sorry about that. 13 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:52,000 Yeah, but you haven't been punished. It's fine. It was funny. It's okay. 14 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,000 Honestly, it was not my intention. I thought you were just going to go, 15 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:58,000 this is a heap of shit present. What are you doing? 16 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:02,000 Not, ah, this is cursed and causing trauma for life. 17 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:08,000 To be honest, I could not have predicted that response to anything. 18 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:12,000 I'm still very, very sorry. 19 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:17,000 Also, we've pre-arranged the featured book for Bibliotet at the end of the show as well this week. 20 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:18,000 We have. 21 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:23,000 Normally, each of us will take turns bringing in a book and not knowing what the other person's brought in. 22 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:26,000 But this week we've pre-arranged it. 23 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Speaking of Bibliotet, have you actually heard anything from Arthur yet 24 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:33,000 about the money we're getting for having a book section? 25 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:36,000 No, I've never heard of him. I haven't got a clue who he is. 26 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:41,000 You've made this deal, but you haven't consulted me on it. I don't know what it's about. 27 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:45,000 We kind of did discuss it. That's how it came up with the name Bibliotet. 28 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,000 Well, you didn't really tell me all that much about it, 29 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:52,000 and I certainly wasn't prepared to hear about actual grant money. 30 00:01:52,000 --> 00:01:58,000 Arthur, I'm sorry, Art, whoever, you explain it. I'll show you where his office is. 31 00:01:58,000 --> 00:02:00,000 Well, you'll have to, because I still don't know who he is, 32 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:04,000 and I'm in this studio often enough dealing with complaints. 33 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,000 What have we done this time? 34 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,000 Oh, no, no, no, not for us. 35 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:12,000 Oh, you've only got a couple of shows. We said sorry the first time. 36 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,000 Yeah, yeah, not for us, for those others. 37 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Oh. 38 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:18,000 Yeah, they know who they are. 39 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:22,000 Oh, we've been out and about today, a bit of an update. 40 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:27,000 Last episode, I talked about the old Metoi Corgi Dragon Data buildings 41 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:31,000 on Forest Park Industrial State, and it was just a bit of a road trip. 42 00:02:31,000 --> 00:02:33,000 Yeah, yeah, a bit of an adventure. 43 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:39,000 Dear listener, on Google Street View, there was a sign for burgers and fries. 44 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,000 It's no longer there. 45 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,000 Sadly. 46 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:45,000 Though, I was doing some work in the other, so I had a quick recon trip 47 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,000 on the Industrial State in the week. 48 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:51,000 They did have a carvery in one of the units there. 49 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:52,000 Do love a good carvery. 50 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:54,000 But we went today. 51 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:59,000 We did. On a very nice sunny day in Swansea. What a rarity. 52 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,000 Was there a carvery there, though, today? 53 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:05,000 I mean, there was a sign for a carvery. 54 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:10,000 Saturday. What was it? Midday? Something like that? 55 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,000 Yeah, maybe one o'clock. 56 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,000 Closed. 57 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Yeah. 58 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,000 We're going to have to go back tomorrow and try and investigate. 59 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,000 Sorry, it's Saturday as we're recording this. 60 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:23,000 We'll try and go back tomorrow and see if they're open for Sunday carvery. 61 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:28,000 But we did see a big American school bus. 62 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:31,000 We did indeed. It was very cool. It was called Scooby. 63 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:34,000 It's Instagram famous. You followed them? 64 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:38,000 I have followed them. They are called At Our Big Edventure. 65 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:42,000 So that's adventure, but with an ED instead of an AD. 66 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:45,000 And their profile is pretty cool. That bus has been everywhere. 67 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:47,000 It's been all over America. It's mad. 68 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:50,000 But the highlight of my day today. 69 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,000 What else is around this industrial estate? 70 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,000 It's surprising what you can find on an industrial estate. 71 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,000 I've never been brave enough to just go around one. 72 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Oh, I thoroughly recommend it. 73 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,000 We saw a replica Herbie. 74 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,000 We did. 75 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000 It was really good. 76 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:08,000 It was really, really mint. Really good. Good job. 77 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:12,000 And the grey square painted on sunroof. 78 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,000 The grey sunroof. 79 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:16,000 The Wabasto sunroof. That was nice touch. 80 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:19,000 We also have to say thank you. 81 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:21,000 I was going to do this at the very, very top of the show. 82 00:04:21,000 --> 00:04:24,000 I absolutely forgot. I got sidetracked with Herbie. 83 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,000 We've got to say thank you to Who Takes the Socks Off. 84 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:29,000 We really do. Thank you so much, gentlemen. 85 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:34,000 Thank you very, very much for inviting us on your new mini-series Socks On or Off. 86 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:37,000 Letting us spin the wheel of would you rathers. 87 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,000 You can check them out at channel84.co.uk, 88 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,000 also part of the Studio Channel 84 network, 89 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:47,000 along with the Variety Show and Untitled Trek Show as well. 90 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,000 Thank you very, very much. You were the first guest. 91 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:56,000 I was. I felt very honoured to pop both Simon and Ross's cherries at the same time, 92 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,000 in view of you and Rob. 93 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,000 Unfortunately, Tom missed out on that. He wasn't with us at the time. 94 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:05,000 But yeah, I had a really good laugh with them. Good giggle. Great lads. 95 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,000 Good name of the spin-off show as well, I've got to say. 96 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:10,000 Yeah, I'm not sure who suggested that, are you? 97 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:13,000 Come out of the ether, who's to say? 98 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:17,000 But yeah, on the show this episode, we've got some more likely used news. 99 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,000 Yay! 100 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Continuing the saga of Johnny Turnip. 101 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,000 Oh, amazing. 102 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:26,000 Bit of a change, as I said, to our usual Tet comparison this time. 103 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:29,000 Nessie Hunt, part three. 104 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:31,000 God bless you all for listening. 105 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,000 And Bibliotet. 106 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:41,000 Huzzah. 107 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:46,000 OK, we return to the Abagaveni Chronicle and Monmouthshire Beacon 108 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:51,000 by Tim Butters from Monday the 18th of March, 2024. 109 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:56,000 Monmouthshire Man claims he has found the entrance to secret tunnel network. 110 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:59,000 For centuries, rumours have abounded that Abagaveni 111 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:02,000 sits on top of a huge underground network of tunnels 112 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:07,000 that were once used by everyone from Oen Kling Doerr to sex-crazed monks. 113 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:11,000 Over the years, many amateur sleuths have attempted to prove that tunnels exist, 114 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:15,000 but to no avail. Until now. 115 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:20,000 Semi-professional long-distance runner Johnny Turnip believes he has found a portal 116 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:24,000 to the hidden realms of the town and it happened by accident. 117 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,000 Go on, Johnny. 118 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:30,000 I was trying to make contact with one of the Fairfork where it happened, explained Turnip. 119 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:34,000 I know that might sound like the ramblings of Lunatic, and once I would have agreed with you. 120 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:39,000 However, after my encounter with a member of the Twilith Teg the other week on top of the Blorange, 121 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,000 I am one of the wide awake gang now. 122 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:46,000 I know these mythical creatures are real, and if we'd attempted to catch it instead of fleeing the scene in fright, 123 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,000 we could have been kings of the world. 124 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:50,000 Fairies can grant wishes, see? 125 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:54,000 And now we know they're real, we're gonna capture one and make it do our bidding. 126 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:59,000 Turnip reveals that alongside his brothers in arms, Big Tony and Puerto Rico Paul, 127 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:04,000 his first bit to trap and tame a Twilith Teg was a failure. He explained, 128 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:08,000 We tried Big Tony's tactic of erecting this huge steel monolith-like structure on Hay Bluff 129 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:12,000 to draw one in from the enchanted realms and trap it with a fishing net. 130 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Tony had spent a lot of time on top of Lord Hereford's knob as a young man, 131 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:19,000 and said there's always been a lot of fairy activity in that neck of the woods. 132 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:24,000 Hahahaha! 133 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:28,000 Turnip added, I'm not sure about the science behind it, 134 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:32,000 but Big Tony said a lump of shiny steel would prove irresistible to the little fork, 135 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:35,000 and he knew a bilber's yard where some was going spare. 136 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:38,000 Well, after carrying it to the top of the hill and getting it in the ground, 137 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:42,000 we sat there all night drinking white rum and waiting for something to happen, 138 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,000 but all we got was a big fat nothing. 139 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:48,000 We couldn't be bothered to take it down, so we left it there for the locals to look at. 140 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:52,000 Not a lot goes on in Powys, so we thought it would give the natives something to talk about 141 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,000 during the dark nights and dull days. 142 00:07:54,000 --> 00:08:00,000 Anyhow, once we left Bowen out of our country and made it safely back to the urban sophistication of the Mardi, 143 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:06,000 we decided to revert to Plan B in our bid to find a portal to the fairy realms. 144 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:10,000 Turnip explained that Puerto Rico Paul's mother, Pauline, or the Witch of Tudor Street, 145 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:14,000 as she was once affectionately known, was well versed in fairy lore, 146 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:19,000 and so they visited her caravan just on the outskirts of Llanthany Priory for advice. 147 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:21,000 Oh, that's a good word. 148 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:26,000 Ever since they cleared the sums, the witch left Aberan and has refused to return, said Turnip. 149 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:31,000 She said it's been overrun by beatniks and amateur chefs and not the town she once knew. 150 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:35,000 She's lived in the caravan for years, giving tarot card readings to finance her chocolate addiction 151 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:38,000 and listening to Rick Astley records. 152 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,000 Failed with a gout, apparently. 153 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:45,000 However, if you want to catch a fairy, she's your lady. 154 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:48,000 When we told her what we were planning, she was a bit dismissive and called us 155 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:51,000 a bunch of goons who have meddled in the higher powers. 156 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:56,000 But it was her knowledge of the ancient ways we wanted, not compliments. 157 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:59,000 This is brilliant. 158 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:03,000 Turnip revealed the three of them left the caravan armed with the riddle that if they 159 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:08,000 wait by the tree of winter blossom by the stones of poetry in the meadow of swans 160 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:12,000 near the river that named a town at the stroke of midnight, the Oracle of Spikes 161 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:15,000 will lead the way to the hidden realms. 162 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,000 Oooh. 163 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:20,000 I knew straight away where she meant, explained Turnip. 164 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:23,000 She didn't have to dress it up in such ridiculous language, though. 165 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:27,000 She could have just said, go to the grass bit near the bus station and wait. 166 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,000 So that's exactly what we did. 167 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:33,000 Unsure of exactly what they were waiting for, the three friends huddled together in 168 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:37,000 swan meadows beneath the blossom tree and spent their time violently arguing about 169 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:41,000 who would make the best wish if they did catch a referee. 170 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:45,000 Bird-o-Paul said he was going to wish for a time machine, revealed Turnip. 171 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:48,000 Apparently he wants to go back to the night the Beatles played Abba-Gaveni to find out 172 00:09:48,000 --> 00:09:52,000 if Paul really is his father like he claims, I said to the Dorsetart. 173 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:56,000 Think what you'd have to witness to prove your dad is really a Beatle. 174 00:09:56,000 --> 00:09:58,000 It wouldn't be pleasant. 175 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:01,000 Turnip added, Big Tony had a better wish. 176 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:05,000 He wanted to be the owner of the biggest construction company in the UK. 177 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:09,000 It's a nice idea for a man with a strong work ethic but limited abilities like Torn, 178 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:12,000 but it stinks of a small town mentality. 179 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:17,000 When I revealed my wish was to become a god, you could see them growing suspicious. 180 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:21,000 Failing to think big has always been their problem. 181 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:26,000 The three musketeers' referee was eventually broken by a rustling coming from a nearby tree 182 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:30,000 and in the moonlight what looked like a small mythical creature appeared 183 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000 and made tentative movements towards them. 184 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:37,000 Turnip recalled, Big Tony grabbed a net when he was about to pounce when Perto Paul screamed, 185 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:40,000 Leave it alone you big lump, it's a bloody hedgehog. 186 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:44,000 You can imagine our disappointment, explained Turnip. 187 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,000 We came for the wings, all we got was the spikes. 188 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:52,000 The hedgehog wandered by all brazen, giving us a contemptuous scowl that seemed to suggest, 189 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:55,000 Not my circus, not my monkeys. 190 00:10:55,000 --> 00:11:06,000 However, when we followed the oracle of spikes, we found something a lot better than the fairy. 191 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:10,000 We found the secret entrance to Abba Gavenni's lost network of tunnels. 192 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:12,000 No fucking way. 193 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000 To be continued. 194 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:20,000 Nooooo, you can't leave it there, it's just getting exciting. 195 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:29,000 Well folks, it is that time of the show where Adam and I get to compare our tat. 196 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:34,000 And as we've mentioned, it is pre-arranged this episode, so it's a bit different to normal. 197 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:38,000 We have gone with our collections of pin badges. 198 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:41,000 They're quite small collections, but we do treasure them. 199 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:46,000 Absolutely. So, do you want to go through your list first? 200 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:50,000 We do have some that are swaps between us, don't we? 201 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,000 We've got a couple that we've got the same of. 202 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,000 But run through your list. 203 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:59,000 The photos I'll be sharing are as they appear on my shelf, oh tat. 204 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,000 Because I don't have too many just outright pin badges, 205 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:06,000 I'm going to include some sort of, I think they're called, bottle cap-type badges as well, 206 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:08,000 with the stamping machine ones. 207 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,000 It's cheating, but they're just honourable mentions. 208 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:15,000 Yeah, they have to be honourable mentions because I think they're cheating as well. 209 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:22,000 We've got one of these each, starting off with the Paul Gannon Ghost Squad pin. 210 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,000 Yes. 211 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:26,000 Which we got when we saw Cheap Show Live or was it Digi Live? 212 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,000 No, it was Digi Live last year in Harrow. 213 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:34,000 And also after Digi Live, I got myself the Man with the Long Chin pin badge. 214 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:39,000 I'm keeping it in the bag and also my Gannon Ghost Squad one kept in the bag. 215 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:41,000 These glow in the dark. 216 00:12:41,000 --> 00:12:44,000 They do, and actually they glow in the dark really effectively. I'm very impressed. 217 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:47,000 They are very, very, very good pin badges. 218 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,000 This is also one that you got me, an 8-bit T-Rex. 219 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,000 Yep. 220 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,000 That's really, really cool. 221 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:57,000 Most of the other ones, we were together, we were at the Carboot sale when we saw these. 222 00:12:57,000 --> 00:13:00,000 There's an Astra Satellite badge. 223 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,000 Oh, I'd forgotten about that one. You got some interesting ones that day. 224 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:08,000 There was one with, it looks like, again, my eyes are terrible. 225 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:12,000 I can't see what's on there and I can't get close enough with my phone 226 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,000 to Google translate the Russian on it. 227 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:23,000 But it's a Lenin sort of head with a star, some flames and a red flag background. 228 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:27,000 I will try and get the translation of that on there for you. 229 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,000 I wish you luck. 230 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000 Just an interesting badge. 231 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:33,000 And this next one I got just after, I think, all the Brexit votes. 232 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,000 Yeah, I think you might then. 233 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000 It happens, so I'll date that. 234 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:41,000 It's an intertwined Union Jack and EU flag. 235 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,000 So you're not going to see people wearing those anymore. 236 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,000 No. 237 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:48,000 We've also got one of these little fellas each. 238 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,000 Yes. 239 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:55,000 It's a little fella wearing a star boy t-shirt with a red baseball cap. 240 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,000 My guy's just waving. 241 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,000 And mine's playing tennis. 242 00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:02,000 Yeah, we're going to have to find out where these are from or what they're commemorating. 243 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000 My guy's got blue jeans on. 244 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:05,000 Yours has got just shorts on. 245 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:09,000 He's just in tennis whites with a red baseball cap and red trainers. 246 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000 Then the final pin badge I have. 247 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:14,000 It does actually say something on the back of those pins. 248 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,000 I'll have to zoom in. 249 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000 We'll do a zoom in on those. 250 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000 Can we read it with lights on? 251 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000 Oh, Jesus, I've not got my glasses on. 252 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,000 You've got no hope. 253 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,000 Let me have a go. 254 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:26,000 I haven't got my glasses on so I might be able to see it. 255 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,000 No, it's just numbers. 256 00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,000 That's not how glasses are supposed to work. 257 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,000 For distance. 258 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,000 Hang on. 259 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,000 It does say something there. 260 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,000 No, that's definitely a code. 261 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,000 Never mind then. 262 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:43,000 We'll take a photo and if anyone can read it, please do get in touch. 263 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,000 Feel free to send the information you discover. 264 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:51,000 One of my last pin badges here is the RNLI wellies. 265 00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,000 Nice pair of yellow wellies. 266 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,000 Yeah, I got that in the British Heart Foundation. 267 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,000 I think it was either 50p or a pound. 268 00:14:57,000 --> 00:15:01,000 Isn't it funny when you get charity pins in charity shops for other charities? 269 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000 Yeah. 270 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:07,000 The last one, again, not as I found out later, not a pin badge. 271 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:10,000 It's a little green dragon. 272 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,000 It was amongst pin badges. 273 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:16,000 I got it and when we got home, we found out it might be one of those little croc... 274 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,000 Charms. 275 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:21,000 ...things that you stick in shoes, which was a little bit gross. 276 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,000 Yeah, it might have been on someone's sweaty toes. 277 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000 But it's on the shelf. 278 00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,000 I don't really touch it. 279 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,000 I'm not putting it in my mouth. 280 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,000 Yeah. 281 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000 No, please don't. 282 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000 And the final one was a present from yourself. 283 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,000 Yes, it was. 284 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:37,000 It's an Amsterdam original pin, a little baggie of weed. 285 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:38,000 Yeah. 286 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,000 Amsterdam on it. 287 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:45,000 Well, you know, if you can't buy cannabis related gifts for people when you go to Amsterdam, 288 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,000 what can you buy? 289 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:51,000 Right, we'll do your pin badges first, then we'll do my honourable mention, just... 290 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000 Okie dokie. 291 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000 ...bottle badges. 292 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:57,000 So I went to slightly more effort than Adam did with presenting my very small collection 293 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,000 of pin badges. 294 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:02,000 They are on an embroidery hoop because I'm fancy like that. 295 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:06,000 So I've got 12 pin badges on this little hoop. 296 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:12,000 Again, photos will be on the website along with the blog and show notes maybe. 297 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,000 I haven't written any again. 298 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:22,000 So I've got a little red and gold fan, the Gannon's Ghost Squad pin, the little tennis 299 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:27,000 playing guy that we talked about already, the green and gold thing at the very top of 300 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,000 the hoop that you'll see on the photos. 301 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:33,000 You may not be able to make out what it is and it confused me and you when we found it 302 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,000 in the shop, didn't we? 303 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,000 Yeah. 304 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000 And we actually think it's a tortoise. 305 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:42,000 So like the dome at the top is his shell and his face is in the middle at the bottom and 306 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,000 he's got two little gold feet either side. 307 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,000 And then I've got a bright pink Triceratops. 308 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000 That's really cool. 309 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:53,000 Which is probably one of my favourite pins. 310 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,000 A little pink piggy, because, you know, why not? 311 00:16:56,000 --> 00:17:00,000 What looks like a crystal ball on a stand. 312 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:05,000 A little crescent moon that I got from my witch subscription box. 313 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:09,000 Witch as in Wicker, not the witch question mark. 314 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,000 As in magic with a K. 315 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,000 Yeah. 316 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:19,000 And then I've got a little RLNI badge as well, but mine is a little, what do you call them? 317 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,000 What are they? 318 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,000 Life Boatman. 319 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,000 Life Boatman, not a sea guard. 320 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,000 Yes, a gentleman that probably works on a lifeboat. 321 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,000 He's got a very nice beard and some swooshy hair. 322 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:34,000 And then I've got a skeletal mermaid with purple hair. 323 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:35,000 That is really cool. 324 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:37,000 And that was a gift from Jackson. 325 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:43,000 And then I've got a green frog and a rocking horse. 326 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:49,000 And then the last badge I'm going to tell you about is the one that I found today that I knew that I was missing one. 327 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:52,000 And it is just typical that it is unlucky number 13. 328 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:56,000 Because it's actually a black cat with a big knife in its mouth. 329 00:17:56,000 --> 00:18:01,000 So it's my little stabby cat pin badge and it's on my bright yellow denim jacket. 330 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,000 A separate photo will be on the blog. 331 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000 Yeah, if I remember. 332 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:09,000 And that's my pin badges. 333 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:15,000 Yeah, you've got a slightly larger collection and overall I think possibly cooler. 334 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,000 But then again, I do have the man with the chin. 335 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:20,000 You do have the man with the very, very long chin. 336 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:23,000 I think we're drawn this week. 337 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,000 Yeah, I don't think we need to compete for who's got the best. 338 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,000 I just think we both like our pin badges. 339 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:32,000 I'm going to give an honourable mention to some other badges. 340 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:39,000 This one that you found for me, which is WIN, most special agent. 341 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,000 I'm still not entirely sure what that's from. 342 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,000 I've no idea. 343 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,000 It might have been a birthday card. 344 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,000 It might have been. It was a freebie in a charity shop. 345 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:50,000 And another one is from Pappy's Fun Club, which was a comedy troupe. 346 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:54,000 I don't know if they're still together anymore, actually. 347 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:57,000 But it was, I attempted a world record. 348 00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:01,000 There was no one from Guinness there, so even if we did do it, you wouldn't have counted. 349 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,000 It's one for socks. 350 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,000 Tiny, tiny little badges. 351 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:08,000 I've got two MC Chris pin badges. 352 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:13,000 I saw him live in Club Iverbach in Cardiff. 353 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000 Same place as sort of Kira the Don. 354 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:22,000 I've got two, three pin badges from him, which are the two pink ones and the one that looks like either a nose or a testicle. 355 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:25,000 I think maybe a dog's nose, but really close up. 356 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,000 So it's just the nostrils and the top triangle. 357 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000 I'm not entirely sure what that is. 358 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:33,000 It does look like a ball bag or a heart. 359 00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:38,000 Another tiny, tiny pin badge from the band The Subways, who are based in Wellingard and City. 360 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,000 No way. 361 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:43,000 I interviewed them in a previous life when I did stuff on the radio. 362 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:51,000 And also one of the stations I volunteered at, a community radio station after commercial radio station stuff stopped paying me. 363 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,000 I've been welcome on. 364 00:19:54,000 --> 00:20:03,000 I have an FM in Eitham Port Talbot, which is not a terribly long lived radio station, but while it was running, it kicked ass. 365 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,000 It was awesome. 366 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000 Very fond memories of presenting there. 367 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000 Thanks. 368 00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000 But yeah, those are our pin badges. 369 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:19,000 You can check out all the photos of these, also the cool cars that we saw today and everything we've discussed on the show blog, likely used.co.uk. 370 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:30,000 Welcome back to Nessie Hunt, part three, where we've realised we've missed a whole bunch of rules and the monster probably should have been on the board from the start. 371 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:34,000 And we should have been getting loads of eyewitness experiences. 372 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,000 And I've probably been missing out on loads of points as a result of this. 373 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000 You definitely have. 374 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:46,000 I mean, the only thing that I've managed to do is somehow make money just by loitering around the lake. 375 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,000 And I missed out on one of the rules was ignore missa turns. 376 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:52,000 Oh, yeah. 377 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,000 All right. So do I get two goes to start? 378 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:58,000 Oh, fine. Yeah. OK. 379 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:06,000 And for this episode, we've also on the blog, we'll show the monster set up on the board as it probably should have been with some transparencies for the sonars. 380 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000 I shall take a some photographs. 381 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:14,000 So you can see what we should have had it set up as something like before. 382 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:25,000 So if any of these monsters go through any of these little sonar transparencies, then I get to get an evidence card from sonar evidence. 383 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,000 Sonar evidence. 384 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:38,000 And so as we're moving around the board, our players, our combination of players read out coordinates of the hexagons and that's the Nessie sightings. 385 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:42,000 The phallic fella is always sticking up in different parts of the board as we're rolling. 386 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:46,000 So we've got a third piece to constantly moving around. 387 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:55,000 Sorry, five other pieces to be constantly moving around, because as well as the Nessie head sticking up, there are four other smaller monster pieces. 388 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,000 Underwater monsters. 389 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:58,000 Could be around these areas. 390 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,000 It's a bit like Minesweeper. 391 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000 Yes, it is. 392 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:05,000 I'll kick my brain into gear for a second and go, what was Minesweeper? 393 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:13,000 And also the other rules, if we have five or six on the die, we pick up an eyewitness card, which we probably should have been doing all along. 394 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,000 Yes. 395 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,000 So let's. 396 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,000 Six. 397 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:19,000 Oh, right. 398 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,000 Let's roll the fella. 399 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:24,000 One, two, three, four, five, six. 400 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:27,000 Nothing for my character to do. 401 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,000 But you've got an eyewitness card. 402 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:33,000 And I get 40 points. 403 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000 He's cheating already. 404 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000 Points. 405 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,000 Apologies if you can hear any jingly bells or anything in the background. 406 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,000 That would be the cat. 407 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,000 Hey, fluff. 408 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:46,000 Alice, Darren, Sue Boyd from Southend had such a good sighting. 409 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:52,000 They've been returning to Chalet at Strone overlooking the Oruquart Bay for many, many years since. 410 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:58,000 They have now a great deal of sophisticated camera equipment and hope eventually to take a picture. 411 00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000 Of. 412 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000 Oh, right. 413 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,000 Sorry. 414 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:06,000 I just thought you meant that they bought expensive camera equipment just to have it. 415 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000 Right. 416 00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000 Hang on to it. 417 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000 Just put it back. 418 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,000 I think we put it back in. 419 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,000 Oh, no. 420 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,000 Has it got points? 421 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,000 Have you recorded your points? 422 00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,000 OK, put it back at the bottom then. 423 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,000 Are you getting a second roll because we made you miss a go? 424 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000 Yes. 425 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:19,000 Four. 426 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:20,000 Sorry. 427 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,000 Do you want to walk Nessie out? 428 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,000 Four. 429 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,000 One, two, three, four. 430 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:27,000 H, I get a logistics. 431 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,000 See what's going on. 432 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:33,000 So do we need to move him to H and then H and then whatever I roll? 433 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,000 I think we move Nessie after your roll. 434 00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,000 Otherwise it'll be too much. 435 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 436 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,000 Oh, no. 437 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000 I've damaged the chartered vessel. 438 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,000 Repair costs are 200. 439 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:46,000 Retain this card until you can pay. 440 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,000 I cannot win the game while holding this card. 441 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,000 Oh, it's a bugger. 442 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:53,000 But you can collect the evidence cards to which you are entitled. 443 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,000 OK. 444 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,000 I better pay this back quickly. 445 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000 Give me money. 446 00:23:58,000 --> 00:24:00,000 Money, bitch, give me money. 447 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000 Sorry, I shouldn't swear as much as I do. 448 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000 £200 to fix the boat. 449 00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:05,000 Thank you. 450 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:11,000 I'll put this on the discard pile. 451 00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:12,000 Right, shall we move? 452 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,000 No, because I haven't. 453 00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,000 No, you're going to go there and we'll move Nessie. 454 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,000 My turn now? 455 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000 Are we in agreement? 456 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,000 Yep. 457 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,000 Nearly went with the whole American agreeance thing then. 458 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,000 Is the agreeance even a word? 459 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,000 I concur. 460 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:26,000 Two. 461 00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:31,000 One, two, I've got five E, no asterisk, so we don't get a logistics card. 462 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:36,000 You are on H, so we need to move the big head to H5E. 463 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,000 Capital H. 464 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000 It's all the way down here. 465 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,000 Five E, there. 466 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:45,000 And it looks like we're only going to have one underwater Nessie now. 467 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:48,000 One, two, three, four. 468 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:53,000 Where are the dice, Mr Court? 469 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,000 One, two, three, I get logistics. 470 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,000 This card is not optional. 471 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:02,000 Throw the dice twice and collect your donations. 472 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,000 Or missed turns. 473 00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:06,000 Oh, they don't do missed turns, I just collect donations. 474 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:09,000 From whom? 475 00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:15,000 Well-wishers and people who've read about Nessie and enthusiasts and crypto-zoologists 476 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:19,000 and people who've given up donating to Bigfoot. 477 00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000 Two. Oh, that's not a good start. 478 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,000 Go on. 479 00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:24,000 Daddy needed a new pair of Nessie shoes. 480 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:28,000 Five, six, seven. 481 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:30,000 300 quid? 482 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,000 There we go. 483 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,000 Or is that how much do you total? 484 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,000 What's your total in points so far? 485 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000 40. 486 00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:41,000 So you get 300 quid from the bank, I assume. 487 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,000 Yep, that's in lovely donations from people. 488 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,000 Let's pop that. 489 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,000 There's a discard. 490 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,000 Two. 491 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:52,000 Three hun- three hun- three hun- 492 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000 The card said so. 493 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,000 300 pounds. 494 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,000 How dare you. 495 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,000 How very dare you. 496 00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,000 Four. 497 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000 Uno, dos, tres, cuatro. 498 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:04,000 Team Scoyo. 499 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:09,000 But, Nessie heads capital F. 500 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:14,000 F1A. 501 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:18,000 That's F1C. F1A is there. 502 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,000 One, two, three, four. 503 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,000 One, two, three, four. 504 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:27,000 One, two, three, four. 505 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,000 Why are you putting it five away when it's four away? 506 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:36,000 Four then the next one. Where's the rules? 507 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:39,000 Oh, so you've got a hit. 508 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:40,000 Oh! 509 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000 Sona! Sona's going woo! 510 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000 Oh, something's happening in the game! 511 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,000 There's been a Nessie sighting, everybody. 512 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,000 First Nessie sighting. 513 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:52,000 It's only taken three episodes. 514 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:57,000 Sona evidence, 110 points. 515 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:02,000 That's 150 points altogether. 516 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:06,000 If this was Monopoly I'd be doing really well. 517 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:13,000 If there are monsters in Loch Ness, this is exactly how they would be expected to appear on Scanning Sona. 518 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:18,000 Oh, come on, you might as well start writing the books now that my expeditions found it. 519 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:24,000 This is very strong contact. Left side of the screen. 520 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,000 It might be very strong contact. 521 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,000 I'll have to take their word for that. 522 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:31,000 I'm not sure this is very strong content. 523 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000 I'll take a photo of this for the... 524 00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000 Oh yeah, take a photo for the... 525 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:42,000 No, apparently this very strong contact, left side of the screen, was obtained by the project in 1982. 526 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:46,000 I don't know whether this was based on an actual outing. 527 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,000 Oh, alright. 528 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,000 Possibly, I don't know. 529 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,000 On the right side of the screen shows a calibration target. 530 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:53,000 I don't know what any of that's meant to be. 531 00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,000 Keep card. 532 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,000 Keep card and carry on. 533 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,000 Let me hang on to that. 534 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,000 Is it my go or your go? 535 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:03,000 Your go. 536 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:07,000 Oh yeah, off to the... that's where we moved Nessie. 537 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,000 Six! 538 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,000 Eyewitness! 539 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000 Let me move my fella first. 540 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:16,000 One, two, three, four, five, six, and again, asterix. 541 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:19,000 Let's do the witness first. 542 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,000 Nielpoi. 543 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:21,000 Good. 544 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000 Netted monster. 545 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:25,000 Gordon and Alastair Masters. 546 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:29,000 When caught by police with a net full of salmon at Temple Pier, 547 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,000 Gordon and Alastair claimed they'd been trying to catch the monster. 548 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:37,000 It was approaching the net just before the police arrived and chased the salmon into their trap. 549 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:40,000 The judge considered this story unlikely. 550 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,000 Keep card. 551 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,000 I don't know. 552 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:46,000 Okay, it's witness evidence of poaching. 553 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000 Okay. 554 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,000 Logistics. 555 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,000 Oh yeah, sorry. 556 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:54,000 The Inverness planning officers have objected to my base camp. 557 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,000 Oh. 558 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,000 Missed turns as follows. 559 00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,000 No, sod them. 560 00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,000 I get to ignore the council. 561 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:03,000 If I was the leader or joint leader, I'd have over 500 points, I'd miss two turns. 562 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,000 If you aren't neither of the above, okay, right. 563 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:08,000 Then retain this card until you pay a £50 fine. 564 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,000 I guess I pay the thing instead of missing a go then. 565 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,000 Okay. 566 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,000 I can't win until I've done that, but I've played. 567 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,000 Do you have to keep that card? 568 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,000 No. 569 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000 Is it going in the discarded pile? 570 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000 Oh yeah, sorry, that was the logistics. 571 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:23,000 50. 572 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,000 Right. 573 00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,000 Let's see if we can get some equipment or something, shall we? 574 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:29,000 We nearly lost off the other table then. 575 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000 All right. 576 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,000 Five, one, two, three, four, five. 577 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,000 Nothing. 578 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,000 Eyewitness. 579 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,000 Oh yeah, sorry. 580 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000 I got an eyewitness for a roll of a five. 581 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,000 Okay. 582 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,000 This is keep card. 583 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,000 It's worth 10 points, please. 584 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:43,000 Could you put 10 points on my tally next to your tally? 585 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:50,000 A number of very large waves are seen crashing onto the shore by a Japanese courier and his 586 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,000 party. 587 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,000 There were no boats within view at the time. 588 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,000 Keep card. 589 00:29:55,000 --> 00:29:56,000 Right. 590 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,000 End of the turn. 591 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:58,000 Oh yeah, where are you? 592 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,000 A. 593 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,000 A5E. 594 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,000 There. 595 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:06,000 So one, two, three, four. 596 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,000 Next one down. 597 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:08,000 There you go. 598 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,000 Leave those two off. 599 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:13,000 Where's the other one that's off? 600 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,000 On the corner. 601 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,000 Oh, they're both off the board. 602 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,000 Five. 603 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,000 Let's move. 604 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:26,000 Four, five, nothing there, but I do get an eyewitness card. 605 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,000 No point. 606 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,000 Rubbish witness. 607 00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:31,000 Not for that. 608 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,000 Pink Monsters. 609 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,000 Murdo Adrum. 610 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:39,000 Murdo claims two pink monsters caused him to crash on the road between Doris and Foyers 611 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,000 after an evening at the Doris Inn. 612 00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:45,000 This story was corroborated by two friends on their way from the Foyers to Doris. 613 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:48,000 Mechanics later separated the two vehicles. 614 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,000 OK. 615 00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:52,000 Well, he had witnesses to corroborate. 616 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,000 Him. 617 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,000 Yeah, but look, we're looking for Loch Ness Monsters, not pink monsters. 618 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000 It says keep card for some reason. 619 00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,000 I don't want to keep that. 620 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,000 Right, OK. 621 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,000 My turn. 622 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,000 Three. 623 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:07,000 I got an asterisk. 624 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:09,000 Right, logistics card. 625 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,000 You helped the Highland News with a monster feature article. 626 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:14,000 Sounds just like me. 627 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:18,000 If you have under 200 points, woohoo, collect a £50 donation. 628 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:24,000 If you have 200 points or more, you must lose an evidence card of your choice 629 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:27,000 because they exposed it as a hoax. 630 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:28,000 Damn it. 631 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,000 Adjusts tally sheet as necessary. 632 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,000 You've only got 10 experience points. 633 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:36,000 So I earn £50 for conspiracy theories. 634 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,000 Marvelous. Thank you very much. 635 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,000 Thank you. 636 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,000 I'll happily take that. 637 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,000 And then Nessie needs to go. 638 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,000 Where does Nessie need to go? 639 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,000 Oh, no, that was that one. 640 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,000 We all need some money for the round. 641 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:47,000 Oh, yeah. 642 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,000 Sorry. 643 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:54,000 £150 for me because I still don't have any equipment 644 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:59,000 and £30 for you in change for your rent for your sonars. 645 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:00,000 There you go. 646 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:02,000 Thank you. 647 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:06,000 And we move Nessie. 648 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,000 No, I think we... 649 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,000 No, because Nessie's there now. 650 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:14,000 So you roll your dice and I roll my dice and then we move Nessie. 651 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:16,000 Six. Oh, excellent. 652 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,000 One, two, three, four, five, six. 653 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,000 Nothing on the thing, but I do get an eyewitness. 654 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:24,000 30 points. 655 00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:25,000 Hey. 656 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,000 Why? 657 00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:29,000 Er... 658 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,000 For showing up. 659 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,000 And 80. 660 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:35,000 Donald Mackenzie, the very, very good Scottish name. 661 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:37,000 Donald Mackenzie. 662 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:40,000 An off-duty Highland Scottish omnibus driver. 663 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,000 Oh, you sound lovely. 664 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:43,000 I'm going to stop there. 665 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,000 Oh, carry on, carry on. 666 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:47,000 You do strange things to me, boy. 667 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:48,000 And a friend. 668 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,000 And a good sighting of two humps from the beach. 669 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,000 Hey. 670 00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,000 From the Dorrie's Inn. 671 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,000 See, that guy with the pink monsters, 672 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:56,000 I tell them the Dorrie's Inn. 673 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,000 Maybe that was the humps. 674 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,000 Two big pink humps. 675 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:01,000 It took that fella off the road. 676 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,000 There's a song about big pink humps, right? 677 00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:06,000 They're lovely lady lumps. 678 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,000 Oh, achay! 679 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,000 Well, achay the boob! 680 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:14,000 I'm definitely keeping that card. 681 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,000 That's some good eyewitness evidence there. 682 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,000 Love it. 683 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,000 I wish they'd taken a photo of me. 684 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:20,000 Right, four for me. 685 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,000 One, two, three, four, nothing. 686 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,000 I'm on 1A. 687 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:25,000 What letter are you on? 688 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,000 E. 689 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,000 A, B, C, D, E. 690 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000 Let's move this fellow there. 691 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,000 E, 1A. 692 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:32,000 There we go. 693 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,000 One, two, three, four, five. 694 00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,000 One, two, three, four. 695 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,000 Oh, right on the shoreline. 696 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:40,000 Three, four. 697 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:41,000 Oh! 698 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:44,000 That's in my bit of radar. 699 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,000 One, two, three, four. 700 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,000 No, I don't think that counts 701 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,000 because it's not a direct line. 702 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:50,000 I'm getting a Schöna hit. 703 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,000 I'm counting that. 704 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:52,000 That is barely a fin. 705 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000 It's like less than a millimetre of a Nessie touching. 706 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,000 That counts. 707 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:56,000 That counts. 708 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,000 The corner of this frigging Schöna thing 709 00:33:58,000 --> 00:34:00,000 that personally I think has slipped position 710 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,000 since the last time we rolled dice. 711 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,000 Yes, all right, take your evidence. 712 00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,000 It's fine. 713 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,000 And I forgot we haven't set the timers. 714 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:06,000 This episode might have run a bit fast. 715 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:08,000 Oh, you're fucking shitting me. 716 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:12,000 We'll do your turn, then we'll see where we get up to. 717 00:34:12,000 --> 00:34:15,000 I thought this was going on a little bit. 718 00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,000 Oh, 100 points. 719 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,000 No! 720 00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:21,000 Schöna evidence. 721 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,000 You're a bad man. 722 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:26,000 It looks like we caught somebody skinny dipping from that, 723 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,000 to be honest with you. 724 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,000 It's Pink Humps again. 725 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,000 A series of parallel wavy lines on your chart 726 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:38,000 have been interpreted as Nessie-a-terras-rombo-rombotrix? 727 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:41,000 Nessie's proposed scientific name. 728 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:46,000 This 1976 Academy Trace has been criticised 729 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,000 for its similarity to a boat wake. 730 00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:50,000 I wonder why. 731 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:54,000 However, together with a number of other traces obtained 732 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:55,000 during the same period, 733 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,000 led the researchers to believe that the power cables 734 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,000 to their underwater cameras 735 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,000 may be deterring large animals from approaching them. 736 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,000 Keep card. 737 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:04,000 100 points. 738 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:06,000 I don't like you anymore. 739 00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,000 Are you winning? 740 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:10,000 Get me the other 751. 741 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,000 Two. 742 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,000 One, two, again, asterisks. 743 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,000 So let's have a look at the logistics card. 744 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,000 I've got another Trump card. 745 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,000 It is suggested that you keep this card 746 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:23,000 until its purpose becomes clear, yada, yada, yada. 747 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,000 Yeah, exactly the same as the last Trump card, 748 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000 so I'll just put it on the pile with that. 749 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:32,000 I am on 2B, and you're on E. 750 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:36,000 One, two, three, four, on the next one. 751 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:40,000 One, two, three, four, on the next one. 752 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:44,000 One, two, three, four, on the next one. 753 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:46,000 Okie doke, we've moved our pieces. 754 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:50,000 Now you get more money, I get more money. 755 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,000 And I'll have to remember to set the timer for the next round. 756 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:56,000 Yeah, please, if you'd be so kind. 757 00:35:56,000 --> 00:36:02,000 And the final section of the show, Bibliotat. 758 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,000 This time, Marvels and Mysteries of the Unexplained 759 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:09,000 by Nigel Blundell and Alan Hall. 760 00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:12,000 This is an example from our first episode 761 00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:15,000 of one of those books that my nana loaned me 762 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,000 that I never returned before she died. 763 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:21,000 I managed to actually lose that book originally, 764 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,000 but hopefully just misplaced. 765 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:27,000 But we did manage to find this copy in a charity shop. 766 00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,000 Very coincidentally, and quite a while ago now actually. 767 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,000 Was it the British Heart Foundation? 768 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:35,000 It might have been the Red Cross. 769 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:39,000 Ah, yeah, it was cheap pricing, £1.50, something like that. 770 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,000 That's a good price for a big book. 771 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,000 But I've managed to pick out three stories I remember 772 00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,000 from this book as a kid. 773 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:48,000 This was originally published in 1988, 774 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:52,000 so I'd have been about seven and these gave me the heebie-jeebies. 775 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:57,000 One story is just a catastrophic and devastating force of nature. 776 00:36:57,000 --> 00:37:00,000 You can't do anything about it until some of the pictures 777 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,000 just kind of are... I was better settled as a kid. 778 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:06,000 One story is about unsolved murder. 779 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,000 As a kid, I think I was especially scared because 780 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:11,000 this happened in Britain! 781 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,000 That's where I live. 782 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,000 There's a killer in the country! 783 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,000 And the final story is just really weird and although I was... 784 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:22,000 I clearly remembered the scientific explanation 785 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,000 because when we saw the book, 786 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:27,000 this is the one story I really remembered from it. 787 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,000 And I remembered exactly. 788 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,000 Yet this is how it was done. 789 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:34,000 But as a kid, I must have just blanked out the scientific reason 790 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:38,000 and just gone, oh, this thing's happening and that weirds me out. 791 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:41,000 Nature and science, science and nature. 792 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:46,000 So the first story of the book is the Siberian Fireball. 793 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,000 Just after dawn on the 30th of June 1908, 794 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:53,000 the Tunguska region of Siberia was devastated by a great fireball. 795 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:57,000 Trees were felled, reindeer were roasted where they stood grazing, 796 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:59,000 houses shook, the sky grew dark. 797 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:01,000 What had caused the catastrophe? 798 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:04,000 It was a white-hot explosion, more powerful than the atomic bombs 799 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:07,000 dropped on Japan at the end of World War II. 800 00:38:07,000 --> 00:38:11,000 And nomadic tribesmen over 70 kilometres from the centre of the blast 801 00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:14,000 were lifted into the air and their tents blown away. 802 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:18,000 It's the greatest cosmic disaster ever recorded. 803 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,000 It was just after 7am on the 30th of June 1908, 804 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000 the fireball struck. 805 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,000 Farmer Sergei Seminov was one of the few witnesses 806 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:28,000 whose recollections of the disaster were recorded. 807 00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000 There appeared a great flash. 808 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:33,000 There was so much heat the shirt was almost burned off my back. 809 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,000 I was under a huge ball of fire that covered an enormous part of the sky. 810 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:38,000 Afterwards it became very dark. 811 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,000 It shook the whole house and moved it from its foundations. 812 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,000 Bloody hell! 813 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,000 He was 80 kilometres from the blast centre. 814 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:50,000 Everything with a radius of some 64 kilometres was absolutely incinerated. 815 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,000 Holy shit! 816 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:54,000 Investigators from the great academies in European Russia 817 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000 made a long and arduous journey into the wasteland. 818 00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,000 They were absolutely astonished by what they saw. 819 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:02,000 They thought the peasants must have been exaggerating in what they saw. 820 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,000 It must have been a minor comet or savage storm. 821 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:07,000 Nothing prepared them for the herds of dead reindeer 822 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,000 literally roasted where they stood grazing. 823 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:13,000 Kilometres of pine forest flattened like wheat in fields after rain. 824 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,000 No idea what was causing it. 825 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:19,000 Because of the political turmoil surrounding the Russian revolution of 1917 826 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:23,000 it wasn't until 1930 that a serious scientific study 827 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,000 to probe possible causes was launched. 828 00:39:25,000 --> 00:39:26,000 Fuck! 829 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:32,000 It's still not entirely known what caused it. 830 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:35,000 Generally it's considered to be an air explosion of a meteorite 831 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:38,000 about three to six miles up in the atmosphere. 832 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000 Bloody hell! 833 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:44,000 The second story, this was the one that shook me up 834 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:48,000 because it involved somebody being dead in the country 835 00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:53,000 in an unsolved murder of Janice Weston from September 1983. 836 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,000 Now this book was first published in 1988. 837 00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000 So it's still a pretty fresh case at that point then? 838 00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,000 Yeah. 839 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:03,000 It goes on for about two pages giving a background on Janice 840 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:05,000 and brings us up to date. 841 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:07,000 She was researching a book on computer law. 842 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,000 Her husband was a property developer who was working in France 843 00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:12,000 at the time of her death. 844 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,000 Her body was found in a lay-by on the A1. 845 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:18,000 She'd been beaten with a blunt object, turned out to be the car jack. 846 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,000 Oh God! 847 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:22,000 Her then car was found abandoned in Camden town 848 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:25,000 miles and miles away from the scene of the crime. 849 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,000 Her belongings, keys and money all left untouched. 850 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:30,000 They had a lead from a local garage. 851 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:34,000 A man had ordered a duplicate set of plates to those on Janice's car. 852 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:38,000 The man seen by witnesses was never traced. 853 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:42,000 And her husband, who inherited £200,000 untaxed, 854 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:46,000 and this is in 1983 money, as a result of her death, 855 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,000 he was released after being questioned and held for 55 hours. 856 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,000 Wow. 857 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,000 And this is still unsolved to this day. 858 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:54,000 My God! 859 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:59,000 And the one story from this book that I just saw the cover and go, 860 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,000 this is the one thing I remembered from here. 861 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,000 I love this story. 862 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:05,000 The moving stones of Death Valley, 863 00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:08,000 also the place it's at is an awesome name, Racetrack Player. 864 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:12,000 It's a plain of dry mud in Death Valley, dotted with boulders. 865 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,000 Many of them have left snake-like trails, 866 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:17,000 suggesting they've moved hundreds of metres 867 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:20,000 and no-one has witnessed this strange phenomenon. 868 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:26,000 500 years ago, Native Americans first noticed the phenomenon of these stones moving. 869 00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000 But it wasn't until 1969, 870 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:32,000 the second serious study of the stones was embarked upon by Robert Sharp 871 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:36,000 of the Geology Department of the California Institute of Technology. 872 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:42,000 Over seven years, he's able to study all factors such as wind, ice, air, 873 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000 and the size of the stones, temperature. 874 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,000 Essentially, at certain temperatures, 875 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:49,000 a very thin layer of ice has been forming on the plains, 876 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:52,000 and from his study, he calculated, 877 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:58,000 with precisely 0.6 centimetres of water lying in the surface of the player, 878 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,000 the whole surface became delicately balanced. 879 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,000 Any more water, the rocks would sink into the surface of the valley. 880 00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:06,000 Any less, and they wouldn't be propelled by the wind, 881 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,000 because where it's located, it's like a wind tunnel from all the hills. 882 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:13,000 So, yeah, conditions are just right to propel these stones across, 883 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:17,000 and we'll put some photos on the website of these trails behind the stones 884 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:20,000 that look like they've been pushed along or... 885 00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:26,000 And does that say there the longest single movement was an incredible 200 metres in one go? 886 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:30,000 Yeah, but it was a stone weighing less than 500 grams. 887 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,000 Oh. 888 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:39,000 Well, that's pretty much it for a month for this episode. 889 00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:41,000 Made it through to the end of another one. 890 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,000 Congratulations if you stuck it through. 891 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:47,000 Honestly, we couldn't be happier to have your ears lent to us. 892 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,000 It really does mean a lot. 893 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:49,000 Thank you. 894 00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:53,000 Yeah. Bless your hearts and your cotton socks and everything else, 895 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:54,000 and yeah, huge thanks. 896 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,000 And we are part of the Studio Channel 84 network, 897 00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:00,000 home of the variety show Untitled Trek Show, 898 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000 and who takes the socks off? 899 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:06,000 Karen is currently the guest on their first mini-sode Socks On or Off, 900 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:10,000 and you can find it all at channel84.co.uk. 901 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:13,000 And pictures of everything we've talked about can be found on our show blog. 902 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,000 Go to likelyused.co.uk. 903 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:22,000 And also on the website you'll find our links to our other social media platforms that we use. 904 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:28,000 We are on Twitter and on Instagram at underscore likelyused or one word. 905 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:35,000 And on Discord too, and you can find all the links on the website likelyused.co.uk. 906 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:42,000 And finally, not show-related, but my poor stupid father has put himself in hospital 907 00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:48,000 after tumbling off his bicycle whilst riding through the woodlands at, I will say, 908 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:52,000 nearly the age of 70, Dad. 909 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,000 70. You're so... 910 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:59,000 Anyway, if you don't retire the bicycle after this, I don't know what I'll have to say about it. 911 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:04,000 But in the meantime, I hope you're getting all the good painkillers in the hospital, 912 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,000 that you're not doing the nurse's heads in too much, 913 00:44:06,000 --> 00:44:09,000 and that you get home soon and that you're all healed up soon. 914 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,000 Get well soon, Dad Moralchester's. 915 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:19,000 Adam and Karen have been lightly used. 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