1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,000 This is Lightly Used with Adam and Karen. 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:16,000 Hello! Hi! We're back. Thanks for listening again. 3 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:21,000 Well, or for listening for the first time today if you didn't listen to the last one. 4 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:27,000 Weird place to start when there's just one introductory episode right there waiting for you, jumping into episode two. 5 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:31,000 But you do you. Who are we to judge? Absolutely. 6 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:35,000 Before we start though this week, I know this is only our second episode. 7 00:00:35,000 --> 00:00:39,000 I have got some corrections. Oh god. 8 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:45,000 Again, if you're starting with this episode you don't really understand what we're correcting. So go back, we'll wait. 9 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:48,000 It's only an hour of your time, I promise it won't kill you. 10 00:00:48,000 --> 00:00:51,000 We'll wait here. 11 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,000 So, um... 12 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:57,000 No, don't do it. Wait. Or shall we allow them to pause? 13 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,000 If you haven't listened to the first one. Yeah, alright. 14 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:04,000 Press pause, go back to episode one, then come back to here where you just paused. 15 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:08,000 And then press play. Yeah, so first episode at the gate. 16 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:11,000 And we've made mistakes in it already. 17 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:13,000 Are they predominantly mine? 18 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,000 No, mine. Mine. 19 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:21,000 First episode at the gate, I made mistakes. 20 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:23,000 I made mistakes. 21 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:27,000 I got Twitter wrong. 22 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:30,000 Yeah, that is kind of a basic thing. 23 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:35,000 Well, once on air and once off behind the scenes. 24 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:39,000 I started off, I spelled the name wrong. 25 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:44,000 I can't type on my phone. I need tactile feedback of keyboards. 26 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,000 A phone that's tapping glass. You just need an old man phone. 27 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:49,000 I need buttons. 28 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:55,000 Yeah, so I misspelled it. I realised very, very shortly before recording the podcast. 29 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:59,000 I'm ready to correct the Twitter handle. 30 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:02,000 And I gave even the wrong one out then on the show. 31 00:02:02,000 --> 00:02:06,000 So it would have been wrong anyway. We are underscore likely used. 32 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:09,000 All one word. Same as Instagram. 33 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:13,000 Correction number two. Your Bokel goggles. 34 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,000 Yes. They don't have a nixie tube. 35 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:20,000 I'm going to put a link in the blog for this. 36 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:24,000 A few days after recording it, Technology Connections, 37 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:27,000 the knowledgeable geek in the Brownsfield case, 38 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:30,000 the awesome, awesome channel, Technology Connections, 39 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,000 he released a YouTube video about them. 40 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:36,000 It's an RCA Numer-tron. 41 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:41,000 He described them as the crudest possible way to produce a technically functional 42 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:44,000 seven segment display for digital devices. 43 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,000 Sounds about right for me. 44 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:50,000 He actually introduced them as they are terrible. 45 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:55,000 They're also rare and expensive, probably because they didn't sell very well at all, 46 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,000 because they're bad. 47 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,000 I might have to go and check eBay. 48 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,000 I might get my tech pan back just on nothing. 49 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:05,000 You've got a rare, interesting bit of tech just thrown in the box. 50 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,000 And now you know what it is. 51 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:10,000 Thank you very much. I appreciate that correction. 52 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:14,000 Thank you, Technology Connections. 53 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Something we've been doing today, which we should have mentioned last week, 54 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:20,000 not really a correction, but just a drive memory, 55 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:22,000 Yellies Marble Runs. 56 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,000 Oh, I do love Yellies Marble Runs. 57 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:28,000 If you haven't seen it on YouTube, start looking. 58 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,000 I'll spell it there. 59 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:34,000 J-E-L-L-E-'s. 60 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Yeah, brilliant. 61 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:41,000 I like a bit of sporting competition between you and your friends 62 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:45,000 that is more interesting than fantasy football 63 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:49,000 and doesn't actually cost you anything other than maybe your dignity. 64 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Yeah, I highly recommend Yellies Marble Runs. 65 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,000 Adam has me completely addicted. 66 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:58,000 I found out about them last week tonight with John Oliver Sponsored, 67 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:01,000 a whole season of the events. 68 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:03,000 So my team is crazy cat's eyes. 69 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:07,000 And mine is absolutely correctly named for me. 70 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 Balls of Chaos. 71 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 You've introduced your friend Jackson to it as well. 72 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:13,000 He's got a team of his favorites. 73 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:16,000 Yeah, I think it's the Minty Maniacs, but if he hears this, 74 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:20,000 I'm sure he'll correct me and then we'll have a correction for episode three. 75 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:24,000 Also, we'll put a link in the description of the show to Yellies Marble Runs. 76 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:27,000 Yeah, I think if we can try and get the rest of ChamBab4 involved, 77 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,000 they can maybe pick their own favorite team as well. 78 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:33,000 We should have a fantasy Yeller league between us. 79 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:36,000 Yeah, we've called dibs and arses, so crazy cat's eyes is mine 80 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,000 and balls of chaos is Karen's. 81 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,000 You've got to pick your own teams. 82 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,000 Absolutely. 83 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,000 And if you want to join them, Discord, your favorite. 84 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:46,000 Oh, yeah, we do have a Discord. 85 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:50,000 I will share the link on the website. 86 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,000 Yeah, link to the website. 87 00:04:52,000 --> 00:04:54,000 But yeah, maybe we can do a page on there for it, 88 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 if we want to get people involved in there. 89 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Yeah, that would be really fun, actually. 90 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:00,000 They've started. 91 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:03,000 You can catch up in about an hour so far. 92 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Yeah, there's only been four races. 93 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,000 Hang on, both of them have showed good ads. 94 00:05:07,000 --> 00:05:09,000 Oh, there might have been eight. 95 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:11,000 You can catch up in maybe a weekend. 96 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,000 Yeah, definitely in an afternoon. 97 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,000 It's season seven of rallies. 98 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,000 It's a sand rally. 99 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:18,000 Yeah. 100 00:05:18,000 --> 00:05:23,000 Conditions so far have been quite variable, from very, very sunny to quite wet. 101 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:27,000 This is true, but I also have to say balls of chaos aren't actually represented 102 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:30,000 in the rally, so I've had to pick a backup team. 103 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000 So I've gone with Grasshopper. 104 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,000 This is allowed. We've decided this is allowed. 105 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:38,000 Depending on the events, if your favorite team isn't competing, 106 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:40,000 we're allowing you to pick a backup team. 107 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,000 Yes, it's only fair, because otherwise you wouldn't be involved, 108 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,000 and that would be dumb. 109 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,000 We've been attending some mooching as well today. 110 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:49,000 Yes, we've been to a couple of areas around Cardiff. 111 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,000 You did buy some stuff. 112 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:52,000 I did, yeah. 113 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,000 You got some shorts? 114 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:58,000 I did. I bought myself a pair of size 14 denim short shorts, 115 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:04,000 and the reason I sound so pleased about that is because I used to be a fat, fat bitch, 116 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:07,000 and now I'm a much less fat bitch. 117 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:10,000 So I'm quite pleased with myself about that. 118 00:06:10,000 --> 00:06:13,000 Adam's giving me very funny looks like, 119 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:14,000 I'm your non-bitch! 120 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,000 Is it safe to say congratulations or...? 121 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:21,000 Congratulations on being less of a fat bitch. 122 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:23,000 I knew I shouldn't have said it in there. 123 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,000 I should have said you were a little worried. 124 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:29,000 It's OK. I'll take all the praise and all the glory, 125 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:32,000 and all the kudos and the gold stars. 126 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:35,000 Yes, very pleased with myself. Tra la la la la, yay me. 127 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,000 So yeah, a pair of denim short shorts for the summer, 128 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,000 although technically it's the middle of July, 129 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:44,000 so it really should be summer, 130 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:47,000 but we've definitely dodged some showers today. 131 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:51,000 I also found a tiny little 132 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:55,000 Hornsey Pottery mug of Mr. Pickwick, 133 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,000 and his name rang a bell, 134 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:01,000 so I'm going to do some research on that 135 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,000 so that I know where it's from, 136 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,000 because my brain is telling me that I should know. 137 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:09,000 And the last thing that I bought was 138 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:14,000 what looked like on the shelf, like a glass love egg. 139 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Genuinely thought it was a sex toy, 140 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,000 so I had to go up and just check, 141 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:23,000 because the number of times people post butt plugs 142 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,000 that have been put on the shelves are charity shots. 143 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,000 It's just ridiculous. 144 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,000 So I had to go and check. 145 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:33,000 I had to, and curiosity got the better of me. 146 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:37,000 But it turns out it's actually a really cool 147 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:41,000 handmade piece of glass that has faces, 148 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:45,000 so it's like an egg, but imagine it upside down, 149 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,000 so the narrower end is at the bottom, 150 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,000 and the wider end is at the top, 151 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,000 and it's a head. 152 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:54,000 And as you turn it, the face changes on it, 153 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:56,000 so it gives you different emotions. 154 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:58,000 And me and the lady were talking about it in the shop, 155 00:07:58,000 --> 00:08:00,000 because she didn't know what it was. 156 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,000 She thought it was like a mouse or something, 157 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,000 and she'd spent ages looking at it 158 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:05,000 before she put it on the shelf. 159 00:08:05,000 --> 00:08:07,000 And I said, oh no, it's a face, 160 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:09,000 so we had a little conversation about that, 161 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,000 and we laughed and ha ha ha. 162 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,000 And then I gave her £5 for it 163 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,000 and walked out the shop beautifully. 164 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:18,000 I was thinking of Hexabessimo from the TV series Reboot. 165 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:20,000 The baddie, she's got the face, 166 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,000 with different faces. 167 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,000 Yes, very much like that, 168 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:25,000 but less scary and way more tactile. 169 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:26,000 Lucky to hold. 170 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:35,000 Right, before we get into our featured tet, 171 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,000 I forgot, I got you a present. 172 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,000 Ooh, did you? 173 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,000 Oh my god. 174 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,000 There you go. 175 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,000 You're not going to like it. 176 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:47,000 Oh no. 177 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:49,000 Oh no. 178 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:53,000 Oh, I've just had a weird kind of jerk reaction to that. 179 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,000 I actually feel physical. 180 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Physical to sh... 181 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,000 I'm not even putting this on. 182 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:03,000 This is like borderline panic attack. 183 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,000 Are you even looking at it? 184 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,000 Oh my god, I know exactly what that is. 185 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:09,000 You bastard. 186 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:13,000 I'm actually crying. 187 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:17,000 Oh my god. 188 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Why did you put Mr Blobby in my hands? 189 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:25,000 I didn't think any of this was going to happen. 190 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,000 I didn't either. 191 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,000 I thought you might go, 192 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,000 oh, you twerp, now I'm going to take you to a charity shop. 193 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,000 Get rid of it. 194 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,000 That motherfucker has probably bought it. 195 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,000 shop 196 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,000 genuinely surprised. 197 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,000 I didn't know. 198 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,000 I'm so sorry, Lister. 199 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,000 I'm so sorry. 200 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:55,000 Do we need to stop for a minute? 201 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,000 Despite our recovery, 202 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:59,000 we've been hit. 203 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:01,000 So I'll take you back then, yeah. 204 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:03,000 I'm serious, I'm burning it. 205 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:05,000 I'm burning it in a ritual down the beach. 206 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,000 for the weekend. 207 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,000 Oh my god. 208 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,000 That would be something to finally put on my YouTube channel. 209 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,000 I think I finally found something I'm more scared of than clowns. 210 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,000 And I didn't even know it was a fear. 211 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,000 I'm genuinely sorry, I was not expecting that at all. 212 00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:25,000 Holy shit. 213 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:27,000 What the fuck happened there? 214 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:29,000 I don't know. 215 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:31,000 What the fuck happened there? 216 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,000 You okay? 217 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,000 Yeah, no, I'm fine. 218 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,000 God. 219 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,000 That's not how I expected this portion of the show to go at all, Lister. 220 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,000 Crikey. 221 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:45,000 When you said you got me a present, I was like, oh, I've been a good girl. 222 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,000 I'm going to get something nice. 223 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:49,000 Yeah, that was not a treat. 224 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,000 That's when I said there was a non-zero chance it was going back. 225 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,000 Yeah, but I thought that was maybe because it was something that I would find uniquely humorous. 226 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,000 Oh, no, because it's shit. 227 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,000 Not uniquely terrifying. 228 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,000 Obviously, that was like being in the upside down and I'm in a panic attack at the same time. 229 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,000 This is why I don't get people presents. 230 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000 We've had a little break, Lister, but for you, no time has passed at all. 231 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:23,000 Yeah, sorry about that. 232 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,000 My voice might sound a bit different now. 233 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,000 Attempt two, something before our main tatite. 234 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,000 This is probably been doing the rounds on the internet. 235 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,000 It's from the Abbey of any Chronicle, Saturday, the 9th of March, 2024. 236 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,000 7.54 PM. 237 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:35,000 Okay, is the time relevant? 238 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,000 No, not at all. 239 00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,000 Thank you. 240 00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:41,000 I'm going to go and get a present. 241 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,000 I'm going to go and get a present. 242 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,000 I'm going to go and get a present. 243 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,000 I'm going to go and get a present. 244 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,000 I'm going to go and get a present. 245 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:51,000 Valorまで in fully Das Auge 246 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,000 Best by Tim Butters, close encounters of exceeds returner climaxes. 247 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,000 Best by Tim Butters, close encounters of returns. 248 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,000 Tim butters, close encounters of returns. 249 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,000 Oh god 250 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,000 I apologize in advance, I've never been good at reading anything out. 251 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,000 I've never been good at reading anything out. 252 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,000 Just distinguish between what's quoted and what's the article 253 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,000 It'll be sketchy all the way through. 254 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:09,000 Just pretty boring. 255 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:11,000 An epic of any man who headуd to 256 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000 an epic of any man who headуd to 257 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:15,000 A prosecution of an epic of any man who headуd to 258 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,600 A prosecution of an epic of any man who headed 259 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,600 A prosecution of an epic of any man who headed to 260 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:21,080 he did make contact with an alien life form. 261 00:12:21,080 --> 00:12:23,800 I love that they've used the term swears down. 262 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:25,960 That is such a Welshism. 263 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:28,280 That is such a Welsh, I love it. 264 00:12:28,280 --> 00:12:29,720 I swear down. 265 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:32,520 It means that they really promise, 266 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:33,560 really, really hard, 267 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:35,320 as hard as they can promise anything 268 00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:36,440 that they're telling the truth. 269 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:39,080 Semi-professional long distance runner 270 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:40,760 Johnny Turnip told The Chronicle 271 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,360 that he headed up the Glen Avon Road 272 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,120 with his trusty Nikon F camera. 273 00:12:44,120 --> 00:12:46,360 Take a few snaps of the otherworldly phenomenon 274 00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:49,080 for a local Facebook community group page. 275 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:50,920 Yet upon arrival, he realised 276 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,920 not only had he got the date wrong, 277 00:12:52,920 --> 00:12:54,680 but the two friends he'd arranged to meet there 278 00:12:54,680 --> 00:12:56,840 were, quote, spitting feathers 279 00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:58,360 because they thought Turnip had invited them 280 00:12:58,360 --> 00:12:59,560 to an all-night rave 281 00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:01,160 as opposed to a heavenly night show. 282 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,360 Victoria and Puerto Rico Paul 283 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:06,120 were frothing at their mouth with rage 284 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:08,360 when they realised just how wrong they'd got things, 285 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,040 recalled Turnip fondly. 286 00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:12,360 Bloody idiots didn't know what the Northern Lights were, 287 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:14,760 thought it was a bunch of old school DJs from Manchester 288 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:17,320 putting on an event like it was 1989 all over again. 289 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:19,560 To make matters worse, 290 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:21,960 they turned out like a white couple of kippers. 291 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:23,880 White gloves, whistles, bucket hats, 292 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:26,120 dungarees, tie-dye T-shirts, you name it. 293 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:28,040 These couple of tarts were taking 294 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,720 every acid house cliche in the book. 295 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,200 It's not healthy for men in their early 50s 296 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,160 to be acting like that. 297 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:35,560 Still, it was good to see those two 298 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:36,760 and speak in terms again. 299 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:38,760 Things turned sour between them 300 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:40,120 after an incident in the Guardsmen 301 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,880 in the early 90s over a baby shamans 302 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:43,720 and questionable start-over choices. 303 00:13:43,720 --> 00:13:45,240 A baby sham! 304 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:47,320 Nineties. 305 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,600 They finally buried the hatchet 306 00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:50,360 thanks to their shared love of dance music 307 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:51,160 and straw lights. 308 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:52,920 Oh, my Lord. 309 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,440 Turnip told the Chronicle that 310 00:13:54,440 --> 00:13:56,280 after laughing at their collective idiocy 311 00:13:56,280 --> 00:13:57,880 and reminiscing about the good old days 312 00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,320 over a flag and a white lightning, 313 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:01,800 the three friends decided to walk from the keepers 314 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:03,880 to the top of the Blorange and light a fire. 315 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:06,520 You can't beat a good fire on a cold night, 316 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:08,200 topple mounting, explained Turnip. 317 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:11,160 Big Tony was mourning we didn't have any tyres to burn 318 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:13,640 because he likes the smell and they last a long time. 319 00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:15,160 He soon chewed up when I told him 320 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:17,240 I've got a few cans of deodorant in my rucksack. 321 00:14:17,240 --> 00:14:18,520 We can blow them up if we get bored. 322 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,720 Anyhow, we got to the top 323 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,800 and all the fadda was laid out below us, 324 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,720 all lit up like a toy tent. 325 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:26,920 It was well depressing. 326 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:30,120 We started the whisky and the mood soon picked up, 327 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,720 especially when Puerto Rico Paul 328 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,240 started to blast out the prodigies 329 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:35,960 no good start the dance in his portable ghetto blaster. 330 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,240 This is so well. 331 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:39,320 I'm doing my best. 332 00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,880 Well, so your accent is great, 333 00:14:41,880 --> 00:14:45,000 but these boys with these blokes on the story 334 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,080 is so foul, you boys did so well. 335 00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:47,720 They love it. 336 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:48,680 Definitely real. 337 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:49,720 They love it. 338 00:14:49,720 --> 00:14:51,880 We were soon guzzling whisky like those energy drinks 339 00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:53,160 the youngsters are addicted to, 340 00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,320 screaming like lunatics and dancing around the fire 341 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:57,560 like three well-dressed warlocks. 342 00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,400 We must have looked at the right state. 343 00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:02,360 It was only then that we noticed the extraterrestrial. 344 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:06,840 Turnip revealed they noticed a bald-headed stranger 345 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:09,000 sitting cross-legged on the edge of the mountain, 346 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,680 gazing intently up at the stars. 347 00:15:11,640 --> 00:15:14,760 It was Big Tony who noticed him first, explained Turnip. 348 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:16,600 He stopped dancing and snarled, 349 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:17,960 who's a dickhead? 350 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,760 Tony can be like that, he's got a good heart. 351 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,120 Never start a fight. 352 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,520 But having said that, he'll never walk away from one either. 353 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:28,760 Personally, I knew straight away it was an alien. 354 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,320 I could tell by its posture and its sense of otherness. 355 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:33,880 I've always had a good read off that sort of thing. 356 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:36,920 As we approached the thing from the skies, 357 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:39,240 Puerto Rico Paul was particularly cautious 358 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,320 because he claims he was once abducted by aliens 359 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,800 and subject to all sorts of experiments. 360 00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:45,800 But to me that just sounds like wishful thinking. 361 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:48,360 Anyhow, as we got closer, 362 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:51,880 it was making this weird sort of om-noise 363 00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,520 and its eyes firmly fixed on the settlement. 364 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,000 It seemed completely indifferent to our presence. 365 00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,520 And even when Big Tony shouted, 366 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:01,720 where are you from alien? Kent, is it? 367 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:06,360 The shiny-headed creature just kept making this unsettling om-noise. 368 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,240 We held hands, surrounded it in a circle, 369 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:12,360 and Big Tony asked in a slight age of hysteria in his voice, 370 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:16,360 from what distant galaxy have you traveled, space thing? 371 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,640 Yet still, it ignored us like we were nothing more 372 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,400 than mentally challenged savages. 373 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,960 Turnip explained to suddenly notice 374 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:27,160 the intergalactic visitor was sitting in a circle of toadstools. 375 00:16:27,640 --> 00:16:29,000 And Puerto Rico Paul screamed, 376 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,880 It's no alien, it's Twilith Teig. 377 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:34,360 Run before they kidnap us, marry band of brothers 378 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:37,560 and force us into a life of servitude in the fairy realms. 379 00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:39,720 Turnip told the Chronicle, 380 00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:41,160 we hot-heeled it off the mountain 381 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,320 like we were being chased like Benny Hill himself. 382 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,960 Big Tony tripped on his flares a few times, 383 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:48,360 but we made it back to the Keeper's car park in one piece. 384 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,640 We were all taught by Puerto Rico Paul's mother, 385 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,480 who was known as the Witch of Tudor Street, 386 00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,600 not to mess with the fairies or the Twilith Teig, as she called them. 387 00:16:56,600 --> 00:17:00,200 She always said, if you ever come across a little folk, keep your distance. 388 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:03,240 I always thought she had some sort of weird phobia of dwarves, 389 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:05,640 but now I've actually met a fairy I know better. 390 00:17:06,120 --> 00:17:09,960 Turnip added, it was a stranger and settling experience. 391 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:12,600 I never expected to bump into one in the blood orange, 392 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,200 but life's strange like that. 393 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:16,280 Go for the lights, stay for the fairies. 394 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:19,000 Since his encounter with one of the little people, 395 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,560 Turnip insists he's been brushing up on fairy lore 396 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,880 and believes if he captures one of the Twilith Teig, 397 00:17:23,880 --> 00:17:25,160 it'll grant him a wish. 398 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,600 Good luck. 399 00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:30,440 Turnip said, in hindsight, we were a bit rash to flee the scene. 400 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:32,600 It's sort of every day you come across a mythical creature 401 00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:33,800 who can grant wishes. 402 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:37,480 If I can trap and tame a fairy, the world will be my oyster. 403 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:39,480 With one wish. 404 00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:46,920 This is part of an ongoing saga of Johnny Turnip, Puerto Rico Paul and Big Tony. 405 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:50,520 Yeah, pretty sure Tim Butters of the Abbey of Anycorn 406 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:53,720 will just be given absolutely free reign. 407 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:58,600 So they're not, he's not created these characters, this is genuine people. 408 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:00,760 That's not for me to say. 409 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:02,280 Right, okay. 410 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,440 Okay, fair enough. 411 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:07,400 Either way, it's the most Welsh-ish Welsh, 412 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:09,160 of Welshness I've heard in a while. 413 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:10,680 You can't just put anything in the paper. 414 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:21,560 Right then, it's that time of the show where we show each other our tact of choice. 415 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:23,400 Finally get around to it this week. 416 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:26,200 After about 30 minutes of waffle. 417 00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:26,920 Take us a while. 418 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:31,960 So because Adam did the new story last, I'm going to go first. 419 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:35,000 I'm not going to talk very long about mine. 420 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:41,160 So he's got his eyes closed and his hands open because he's a good boy. 421 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:43,480 These are now the rules apparently. 422 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,400 I never said you had to. 423 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:49,400 Okay, in your hands is the item. 424 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,240 You've told me to last week. 425 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:54,280 Yeah, you can open them immediately if you want to, 426 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:58,040 but I'd be interested to see if you recall what this might be. 427 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:01,720 Oh, it's fabric. 428 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,800 That's the start, so I'd realize I'm being recorded. 429 00:19:07,240 --> 00:19:09,320 I'm fondling the fiber of your fabric. 430 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:09,820 Lovely. 431 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:11,960 It's folded a few times. 432 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,960 Is it a scarf? 433 00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,800 No, it is not a scarf. 434 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,640 Oh, it's a jumper of some kind. 435 00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:18,760 It is a jumper. 436 00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:21,560 All right. 437 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:27,400 Oh, was this one of the things from the flamingo shop that we got? 438 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:27,900 No. 439 00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:32,200 Well, we had a 10 pound bundle of clothes. 440 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,560 No, would you like a clue? 441 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:36,200 It included a hoodie or a t-shirt and none of them. 442 00:19:36,200 --> 00:19:37,240 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 443 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:38,760 None of them was ready. 444 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,480 Wolf t-shirts and university jumpers. 445 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,520 It's got a printed design. 446 00:19:44,520 --> 00:19:45,880 I can feel that. 447 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:46,380 Yes. 448 00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:48,040 I've got no idea. 449 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:51,080 If I turn it the right way, I'd see if I can guess from feeling the right way. 450 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:54,200 I'll be really impressed if you can. 451 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,000 I would be too. 452 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:56,760 So I will give you a clue. 453 00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:58,680 This is not something that I have purchased. 454 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:02,200 This is something that I have had for a long time. 455 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:03,340 Okay. 456 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:07,080 And I have shown it to you, but only on occasion. 457 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:07,580 Right. 458 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,480 So that's two clues, really. 459 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,400 Is it from Shambhala? 460 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:13,900 No. 461 00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:18,300 Ah, one more guess. 462 00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:21,580 Now I have to. 463 00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:22,080 All right. 464 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:22,940 Open your eyes then. 465 00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:24,300 Oh, yes. 466 00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:24,800 Awesome. 467 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:31,580 It's your Ghostbusters 2, who you're going to call actual jumper for being a child. 468 00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:32,140 Yes. 469 00:20:32,140 --> 00:20:38,620 So I got this beautiful jumper when I was probably nine or 10 years old. 470 00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:45,260 It is a Ghostbusters 2 promotional piece that I cannot find anywhere on the internet. 471 00:20:45,260 --> 00:20:47,180 It's not being sold on eBay. 472 00:20:47,740 --> 00:20:51,500 Even the reproductions don't have who you're going to call on there. 473 00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:55,180 There are no originals that I can find. 474 00:20:55,820 --> 00:20:59,340 At the bottom of the print, it says, 475 00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:09,020 Circa 1989, Columbia Pictures, 1989, Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc. 476 00:21:09,020 --> 00:21:10,300 All rights reserved. 477 00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:12,700 But yeah, 1989, you've kept this. 478 00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:16,700 Yeah, I've had this since I was a youngster. 479 00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:21,020 Before I saw the small print, I was trying to see what the information on the label was. 480 00:21:21,020 --> 00:21:22,220 It's well, well washed. 481 00:21:22,220 --> 00:21:24,380 The label is absolutely blank. 482 00:21:24,380 --> 00:21:29,900 It was a well worn and much loved jumper, which is probably why it survived. 483 00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:35,100 It's got the sort of ectoplasmy effect around the no ghost. 484 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:35,980 Yeah. 485 00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:37,820 I've never seen that design before. 486 00:21:37,820 --> 00:21:38,300 I love it. 487 00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:39,980 It's a genuine product design. 488 00:21:39,980 --> 00:21:43,100 The jumper has been with me since I was a wee child. 489 00:21:43,660 --> 00:21:46,540 I grew up initially in Milton Keynes. 490 00:21:46,540 --> 00:21:49,100 That's Milton Keynes when I get my words out properly. 491 00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:54,060 And in Milton Keynes in 1985, they built the Point Cinema, 492 00:21:54,060 --> 00:21:55,900 which I forgot was called the Point. 493 00:21:55,900 --> 00:21:58,700 I thought it was the pyramid, but because it looks like a pyramid. 494 00:21:58,700 --> 00:21:59,660 I wonder why. 495 00:21:59,660 --> 00:22:00,300 Yeah. 496 00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:04,060 Nothing to do with the Illuminati or anything like that. 497 00:22:04,060 --> 00:22:08,780 It's just one of those architectural beauties that was created during the time. 498 00:22:08,780 --> 00:22:10,780 It just happens to be in there. 499 00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:16,620 And the Point Cinema, when it first opened, was owned by AMC, American Movies. 500 00:22:16,620 --> 00:22:20,140 American Movies, something I can't remember. 501 00:22:20,140 --> 00:22:23,900 I didn't get it off the top of my head and I haven't written any notes this week. 502 00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:30,220 I wanted to see if I could recall things and say things about the item better without having to read 503 00:22:30,220 --> 00:22:33,340 because I'm not great at reading and speaking aloud. 504 00:22:33,340 --> 00:22:35,260 It's not my best thing. 505 00:22:36,060 --> 00:22:43,100 In 1989, the cinema was taken over by UCI and UCI in Milton Keynes 506 00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:47,820 had a children's club that ran every Saturday morning, I think. 507 00:22:48,540 --> 00:22:51,820 And me and my sister Ruth, we both had passes. 508 00:22:51,820 --> 00:22:59,260 They were laminated cardboard with our name and our customer number, I suppose. 509 00:22:59,260 --> 00:23:00,380 So you know it's official. 510 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:00,860 Yeah. 511 00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:01,980 So you know it's official. 512 00:23:01,980 --> 00:23:02,940 Not anyone in Manitoba becomes. 513 00:23:02,940 --> 00:23:03,980 Exactly. 514 00:23:03,980 --> 00:23:06,140 And it was really special and it was great. 515 00:23:06,140 --> 00:23:11,340 And what it meant for Mum and Dad was, is if they needed to go into Milton Keynes City Centre 516 00:23:11,340 --> 00:23:17,260 to go and do shopping, they could go into the CCS Centre, drop us off at the Pyramid Cinema. 517 00:23:17,260 --> 00:23:19,020 Where are you shooting the movie this evening? 518 00:23:19,020 --> 00:23:21,260 For about a pound or something like that. 519 00:23:22,220 --> 00:23:24,140 We'd be entertained for a couple of hours. 520 00:23:24,140 --> 00:23:26,700 Mum and Dad would go off and do what they needed to do 521 00:23:26,700 --> 00:23:29,020 and then they'd come back and pick us up and we'd all go home. 522 00:23:29,020 --> 00:23:30,140 So we'd had a nice day. 523 00:23:30,140 --> 00:23:31,980 They'd had a quiet day shopping. 524 00:23:31,980 --> 00:23:32,860 Happy for everybody. 525 00:23:32,860 --> 00:23:34,140 Everyone's a winner. 526 00:23:34,140 --> 00:23:38,460 And every now and then with the kids club, if you went to one of their premier shows, 527 00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:39,580 they would do giveaways. 528 00:23:39,580 --> 00:23:43,420 And at the end of the movie, someone would come and stand at the front of the screen 529 00:23:43,420 --> 00:23:48,460 at the very bottom of, you know, by the bottom row and they would fling things into the audience. 530 00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:50,860 And if you were lucky enough to catch something, you got to keep it. 531 00:23:51,580 --> 00:23:55,900 And this jumper is one of those items and I have never seen another one. 532 00:23:55,900 --> 00:23:56,400 Wow. 533 00:23:56,860 --> 00:24:00,220 And I actually tried it on yesterday and I can get it off. 534 00:24:01,340 --> 00:24:02,620 And it's for a seven year old. 535 00:24:02,620 --> 00:24:04,620 That's excellent. 536 00:24:04,620 --> 00:24:06,620 So, you know, winner. 537 00:24:06,620 --> 00:24:07,660 So yeah, I love it. 538 00:24:07,660 --> 00:24:08,620 That's my item. 539 00:24:08,620 --> 00:24:11,660 Oh, is that going to be our picture of the item this week? 540 00:24:11,660 --> 00:24:13,660 Oh, no, you won't. 541 00:24:13,660 --> 00:24:16,540 You won't need to see it stretched over my fine figure. 542 00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:18,540 No, that's not necessary for anybody. 543 00:24:19,340 --> 00:24:20,540 But there will be photos. 544 00:24:21,340 --> 00:24:23,340 Well, I think you've won this week. 545 00:24:23,340 --> 00:24:24,140 Oh, really? 546 00:24:24,140 --> 00:24:24,640 Yeah. 547 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:25,140 Yeah. 548 00:24:25,140 --> 00:24:26,140 Right. 549 00:24:26,140 --> 00:24:28,140 I did tell you I was going to bring you big guns. 550 00:24:28,140 --> 00:24:29,100 Right then. 551 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:29,580 You're right. 552 00:24:29,580 --> 00:24:35,180 And my hands out, flat and together, eyes are closed. 553 00:24:35,180 --> 00:24:37,580 That's a funny one. 554 00:24:37,580 --> 00:24:39,580 Have you got wheels? 555 00:24:39,580 --> 00:24:41,580 Oh dear, I'm a bit smaller than that. 556 00:24:41,580 --> 00:24:43,580 Hands this a little bit further apart. 557 00:24:43,580 --> 00:24:44,940 There we go. 558 00:24:44,940 --> 00:24:45,820 It's large. 559 00:24:46,380 --> 00:24:48,140 It feels like polystyrene. 560 00:24:48,140 --> 00:24:49,980 Is it something in polystyrene? 561 00:24:50,860 --> 00:24:51,580 Yes. 562 00:24:51,580 --> 00:24:53,980 Rather than the thing being made of polystyrene. 563 00:24:55,020 --> 00:24:56,060 OK, so. 564 00:24:56,060 --> 00:24:57,580 It's a teddy box. 565 00:24:58,620 --> 00:25:00,380 Is this your battery car thing? 566 00:25:01,260 --> 00:25:01,740 Yes. 567 00:25:01,740 --> 00:25:02,300 It is, is it? 568 00:25:03,820 --> 00:25:04,380 Awesome. 569 00:25:04,380 --> 00:25:05,500 Computer car. 570 00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:07,260 £8 from the YMCA. 571 00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:10,460 Yeah, that fell out. 572 00:25:10,460 --> 00:25:12,620 All right, one of the little auto route things. 573 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:17,660 This is a really cool item and I was really impressed when you bought it. 574 00:25:17,660 --> 00:25:21,900 I was quite surprised that you spent £8 on something, especially untested. 575 00:25:22,460 --> 00:25:25,580 But it's got a lovely box that is a bit deteriorated, 576 00:25:25,580 --> 00:25:27,260 but it's still got lots of colour on it. 577 00:25:27,260 --> 00:25:28,460 It felt important. 578 00:25:28,460 --> 00:25:29,100 That's why I thought. 579 00:25:29,100 --> 00:25:29,600 Oh. 580 00:25:30,380 --> 00:25:30,940 Yeah. 581 00:25:30,940 --> 00:25:34,780 There's four lovely orange and white plastic traffic cones. 582 00:25:35,420 --> 00:25:40,780 There's one, two, three, four, five computer car cards, 583 00:25:41,580 --> 00:25:46,380 some instructions and a very sexy white car. 584 00:25:46,380 --> 00:25:51,180 It's based on the Ford GT40. 585 00:25:51,180 --> 00:25:53,500 OK, I'll have to take the word for that. 586 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:56,700 So Richard the prototype was built in Britain. 587 00:25:56,700 --> 00:25:58,700 Oh, oh, and there is a sticker in here. 588 00:25:58,700 --> 00:26:00,700 I think it's a RECO FESTA number. 589 00:26:00,700 --> 00:26:02,620 It says what it says Ford one. 590 00:26:03,340 --> 00:26:05,180 So that might have been on it at some point. 591 00:26:05,740 --> 00:26:08,380 Yeah, these were made in Japan by METOI. 592 00:26:10,300 --> 00:26:13,180 They were a company that disassembled them in the UK 593 00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:14,780 and the license from Hasbro. 594 00:26:14,780 --> 00:26:18,140 In the US, they were called Amazomatic instead of computer car. 595 00:26:19,740 --> 00:26:21,740 I think the computer car came in two versions. 596 00:26:21,740 --> 00:26:24,460 There's one we got the white Ford GT40 597 00:26:24,460 --> 00:26:27,900 and also a red Chevrolet AstraVet concept car. 598 00:26:27,900 --> 00:26:28,780 Oh, that's on the box. 599 00:26:28,780 --> 00:26:32,060 Oh, yeah, yeah, based on the concept for the corporate. 600 00:26:32,060 --> 00:26:37,180 Very happy looking young man with a Beatles haircut 601 00:26:37,180 --> 00:26:40,300 and a dad looking lovingly over his shoulder. 602 00:26:40,300 --> 00:26:41,900 Nice wearing a turtleneck sweater. 603 00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:43,020 70s family. 604 00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:44,620 They look like they've had their teeth done. 605 00:26:45,180 --> 00:26:47,900 There are about four different ones, though, for the Amazomatics. 606 00:26:47,900 --> 00:26:52,780 It's a battery operated toy car. 607 00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:55,500 You feed it a program card into the underside of the car 608 00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:58,380 and strip a card with notches cut into it essentially. 609 00:26:58,380 --> 00:27:00,300 And depending how deep you cut the card, 610 00:27:00,860 --> 00:27:03,420 it makes it go forward, backwards, left and right. 611 00:27:03,420 --> 00:27:05,100 Oh, I see. 612 00:27:06,220 --> 00:27:08,700 Each guy to sort of spring retain levers 613 00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:11,260 that they ride on the edges of the car as it goes through. 614 00:27:11,260 --> 00:27:13,260 And depending on as it's pushing in, 615 00:27:13,260 --> 00:27:15,900 that essentially in a vertical programs it. 616 00:27:17,260 --> 00:27:19,420 I've never got mine to work entirely properly. 617 00:27:19,420 --> 00:27:21,340 Did you get it to go backwards? 618 00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:24,860 It just made a torched mechanical screeching noise. 619 00:27:24,860 --> 00:27:27,340 And yeah, it sounds poorly. 620 00:27:27,340 --> 00:27:29,180 Everything only did go in the one direction. 621 00:27:30,060 --> 00:27:33,500 Otherwise, it would have come with six pre-programmed cards 622 00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:34,940 for the count 13 blank ones. 623 00:27:34,940 --> 00:27:39,340 You could cut your own and set instructions for the car to follow. 624 00:27:39,340 --> 00:27:41,340 Have they any of the black ones by the looks of it? 625 00:27:41,340 --> 00:27:43,180 No, I think they will be useful. 626 00:27:43,180 --> 00:27:45,020 People have experimented with their own tracks. 627 00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:49,500 Originally, you would have got a set of six little plastic cones 628 00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:50,540 for them to drive around. 629 00:27:51,340 --> 00:27:54,300 I've got lots of the info for this from Fabatin Toys, 630 00:27:54,300 --> 00:28:00,460 the Brighton Toy Museum and also Octavius King did a video in 2019. 631 00:28:00,460 --> 00:28:01,660 No way. Wow. 632 00:28:01,660 --> 00:28:04,220 Yeah. But there is also a Welsh connection, 633 00:28:04,220 --> 00:28:06,620 which these videos help me find. 634 00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:10,700 Oh, jogging memory because I didn't do any research in the video. 635 00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:12,300 So, I'm a wiki. 636 00:28:13,820 --> 00:28:14,540 More for me. 637 00:28:14,540 --> 00:28:15,740 Good old Wikipedia. 638 00:28:16,380 --> 00:28:21,260 Mettoys British company started in Northampton in 1934 by Philip Gorman. 639 00:28:21,260 --> 00:28:24,700 After World War Two, they moved to a huge factory in Forest Park. 640 00:28:24,700 --> 00:28:25,820 Oh, just down the road. 641 00:28:25,820 --> 00:28:28,940 Yeah. And in 1936, to take on Dinky Toys, 642 00:28:28,940 --> 00:28:32,380 Mettoys started making realistic toy cars under the Corgi brand 643 00:28:33,820 --> 00:28:35,340 as a mod to be made in Wales. 644 00:28:35,340 --> 00:28:37,580 And they also wanted to get some royal approval 645 00:28:37,580 --> 00:28:39,740 and thought it might carry a bit of favor with the Queen, 646 00:28:39,740 --> 00:28:42,300 calling it maybe after her favorite dogs. 647 00:28:42,300 --> 00:28:44,700 No, no, I was going to move it, but it's fine. 648 00:28:44,700 --> 00:28:45,340 I don't know. 649 00:28:45,340 --> 00:28:49,420 In 1966, they received the Queen's Award to industry 650 00:28:49,420 --> 00:28:52,220 and Hot Wheels came over for American late 60s 651 00:28:52,220 --> 00:28:54,300 and absolutely ate their lunch. 652 00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:57,500 And there was a devastating factory fire in 1969. 653 00:28:57,500 --> 00:29:00,220 Their founder, Philip Ullman, died in 1971. 654 00:29:00,220 --> 00:29:04,300 They closed a factory in Northampton, 70s and the 80s. 655 00:29:04,300 --> 00:29:06,780 So, further financial losses for the company. 656 00:29:06,780 --> 00:29:10,460 Brands were down, but the company was still in business. 657 00:29:10,460 --> 00:29:12,460 So, they were able to make a lot of money 658 00:29:12,460 --> 00:29:14,140 and they were able to make a lot of money 659 00:29:14,140 --> 00:29:15,900 and they were able to make a lot of money 660 00:29:15,900 --> 00:29:17,900 and they were able to make a lot of money. 661 00:29:17,900 --> 00:29:19,900 So, they were able to make a lot of money. 662 00:29:19,900 --> 00:29:21,900 And then in 1982, Mettoys launched 663 00:29:21,900 --> 00:29:24,380 the very short-lived Dragon Data, 664 00:29:24,380 --> 00:29:27,500 making the Dragon 32 and Dragon 64 computers. 665 00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:31,100 That company then went into receivership in 1984. 666 00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:32,220 What a shame. 667 00:29:32,220 --> 00:29:35,580 Corgi then had a management buyout in 1984 as well, 668 00:29:35,580 --> 00:29:37,660 including the Swansea factory. 669 00:29:37,660 --> 00:29:42,060 They closed the factory in 1991, moving production to Leicester. 670 00:29:42,060 --> 00:29:45,020 That's three of the four factory buildings 671 00:29:45,020 --> 00:29:48,380 are still on the forest of our industrial estate. 672 00:29:48,380 --> 00:29:49,820 Should we go and visit one day? 673 00:29:49,820 --> 00:29:50,780 I think we should. 674 00:29:50,780 --> 00:29:52,540 After trying to make it a weekday or a Saturday. 675 00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:55,420 I bet the cardboard box factory is one of them. 676 00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:59,340 It's one of the huge buildings on... 677 00:29:59,340 --> 00:30:00,140 The oldest is on... 678 00:30:00,140 --> 00:30:00,940 Queensway? 679 00:30:00,940 --> 00:30:03,660 Yeah, White City Road behind American Gulf. 680 00:30:03,660 --> 00:30:04,540 It's the oldest building. 681 00:30:04,540 --> 00:30:05,500 Right. 682 00:30:05,500 --> 00:30:07,820 Second is the huge building on Queensway, 683 00:30:07,820 --> 00:30:09,100 now called Henley House. 684 00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:12,220 The third oldest building was torn down 685 00:30:12,220 --> 00:30:15,580 and the newest, as far as I can see from Street View. 686 00:30:15,580 --> 00:30:17,660 From the gates outside, there's Western Carbon 687 00:30:17,660 --> 00:30:20,940 and a surfboard repair company using that bit of the unit. 688 00:30:21,660 --> 00:30:23,660 So the signs are from about 2022, 689 00:30:23,660 --> 00:30:26,140 but also they'll say burgers and fries might be down there. 690 00:30:26,140 --> 00:30:26,940 Oh, sweet. 691 00:30:26,940 --> 00:30:28,300 We'll get some food. 692 00:30:28,300 --> 00:30:29,500 Yeah, lovely. 693 00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:31,660 But yeah, thanks very much to World of Dragon 694 00:30:31,660 --> 00:30:33,340 and forest of our history.com. 695 00:30:33,340 --> 00:30:36,060 Thank you very much. 696 00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:38,780 But yeah, definitely this week, you win. 697 00:30:38,780 --> 00:30:39,900 Hens down. 698 00:30:39,900 --> 00:30:40,460 Yay! 699 00:30:40,460 --> 00:30:42,780 You know the condition Ghostbusters 2 Jumper 700 00:30:42,780 --> 00:30:43,740 and preserved. 701 00:30:44,540 --> 00:30:45,180 Excellent. 702 00:30:45,180 --> 00:30:45,980 Yeah. 703 00:30:45,980 --> 00:30:46,780 Easy winner. 704 00:30:46,780 --> 00:30:49,420 The print on it is still in excellent condition. 705 00:30:49,420 --> 00:30:53,260 The only thing that is suffered is the label on the back collar. 706 00:30:53,260 --> 00:30:53,660 That's it. 707 00:30:54,300 --> 00:30:54,780 It's great. 708 00:30:54,780 --> 00:30:55,260 I love it. 709 00:30:55,260 --> 00:30:55,660 Thank you. 710 00:30:55,660 --> 00:30:56,060 I win. 711 00:30:56,060 --> 00:30:56,460 Yay, baby! 712 00:30:56,460 --> 00:30:57,500 It still fits. 713 00:30:57,500 --> 00:30:58,000 Yeah. 714 00:30:58,860 --> 00:31:00,620 I can't believe that happened. 715 00:31:00,620 --> 00:31:02,860 Probably shouldn't fit and I'm never going to wear it, 716 00:31:02,860 --> 00:31:03,820 but I love it. 717 00:31:07,420 --> 00:31:12,460 Previously on Nessie Hunt, Karen's rolled pretty much bugger all. 718 00:31:13,420 --> 00:31:19,260 I've got two sonas on the go, freebie from some very, very wealthy man with a yacht. 719 00:31:19,260 --> 00:31:23,740 And I've managed to bag myself a nice research grant from Hiddebaba, 720 00:31:23,740 --> 00:31:27,180 the Highlands and Islands Development Board research grant 721 00:31:27,180 --> 00:31:30,860 for all the equipment I don't happen to have at the moment. 722 00:31:30,860 --> 00:31:32,940 But it's my round. 723 00:31:32,940 --> 00:31:35,580 I'm yet to deploy or buy anything. 724 00:31:35,580 --> 00:31:36,140 Yes. 725 00:31:36,140 --> 00:31:41,180 And I am the strange man walking around the edge of the lock just with a pair of binoculars 726 00:31:41,180 --> 00:31:44,860 because he doesn't own any equipment yet to do anything useful with. 727 00:31:44,860 --> 00:31:45,740 Oh, hang on. 728 00:31:45,740 --> 00:31:47,180 We're getting our new round money. 729 00:31:47,180 --> 00:31:47,980 New round money. 730 00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:50,860 150. 731 00:31:51,820 --> 00:31:53,100 150. 732 00:31:55,020 --> 00:31:59,180 It's the start of the round, so you can buy equipment if you wish. 733 00:31:59,180 --> 00:32:01,180 I'm still renting this two sonas. 734 00:32:01,180 --> 00:32:01,820 Oh, yeah. 735 00:32:02,700 --> 00:32:03,660 Can I get 30? 736 00:32:03,660 --> 00:32:04,220 Oh, hang on. 737 00:32:04,220 --> 00:32:05,100 10 minutes start. 738 00:32:05,820 --> 00:32:07,660 Can I get 30 pounds back, please? 739 00:32:07,660 --> 00:32:09,660 No, you cannot. 740 00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:11,020 Yes, you can. 741 00:32:13,420 --> 00:32:16,220 30 well-earned refunded pounds. 742 00:32:18,380 --> 00:32:20,620 I'm not going to buy any more equipment just yet. 743 00:32:20,620 --> 00:32:21,180 OK. 744 00:32:21,180 --> 00:32:24,460 I'm going to see how well these sonas do. 745 00:32:25,820 --> 00:32:26,300 Six. 746 00:32:26,300 --> 00:32:28,300 Six. 747 00:32:28,300 --> 00:32:30,780 One, two, three, four, five, six. 748 00:32:30,780 --> 00:32:31,420 Nothing. 749 00:32:31,420 --> 00:32:32,060 Hooray! 750 00:32:32,060 --> 00:32:32,780 Your round. 751 00:32:32,780 --> 00:32:33,500 Finally. 752 00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:34,000 Right. 753 00:32:35,660 --> 00:32:36,160 OK. 754 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:36,660 Me. 755 00:32:37,420 --> 00:32:37,920 Three. 756 00:32:39,100 --> 00:32:39,820 One, two, three. 757 00:32:39,820 --> 00:32:41,100 Woo-hoo! 758 00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:42,060 6F. 759 00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:46,060 That means I get a logistics card because there's an asterisk on it. 760 00:32:46,060 --> 00:32:46,620 Finally. 761 00:32:46,620 --> 00:32:47,120 Something. 762 00:32:48,540 --> 00:32:54,140 Computer enhancement is a process developed by NASA to improve the clarity of deep space 763 00:32:54,140 --> 00:32:54,940 pictures. 764 00:32:54,940 --> 00:32:58,860 It is a useful tool but may not always produce the results you may be expecting. 765 00:32:59,420 --> 00:33:02,140 Retain this card until you wish to use it. 766 00:33:02,140 --> 00:33:07,660 Pay 50 pounds to the sponsor, which is the bank, and give him... 767 00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:11,100 Yes, it may know about money. 768 00:33:11,820 --> 00:33:12,380 Yes. 769 00:33:12,380 --> 00:33:19,580 Give said sponsor any surface camera evidence card, underwater camera evidence card that you 770 00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:21,820 have prepared to risk. 771 00:33:21,820 --> 00:33:23,180 Oh, no, that you are prepared to risk. 772 00:33:23,180 --> 00:33:25,180 Sorry, I can't read out loud very well. 773 00:33:25,180 --> 00:33:26,060 Throw the dice. 774 00:33:26,060 --> 00:33:28,060 One or two, you lose your evidence card. 775 00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:30,300 It was a log. 776 00:33:31,260 --> 00:33:33,740 Three or four, you keep your card. 777 00:33:33,740 --> 00:33:34,940 There was no improvement. 778 00:33:35,740 --> 00:33:38,220 Five, the enhancement worked. 779 00:33:38,220 --> 00:33:41,020 Keep your card and take another of the same type. 780 00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:42,860 What card? 781 00:33:42,860 --> 00:33:43,820 Oh, evidence. 782 00:33:43,820 --> 00:33:44,320 OK. 783 00:33:45,180 --> 00:33:48,220 And six, the enhancement was great value. 784 00:33:48,220 --> 00:33:50,940 Keep your card and take two more of the same type. 785 00:33:50,940 --> 00:33:53,020 Sponsor, adjust tally sheet. 786 00:33:53,020 --> 00:33:53,520 OK. 787 00:33:53,520 --> 00:33:56,700 Well, I don't own any equipment or anything like that at the moment, so I will keep this 788 00:33:56,700 --> 00:33:58,700 card to one side until I wish to use it. 789 00:33:58,700 --> 00:33:59,200 OK. 790 00:33:59,200 --> 00:33:59,900 Over to me. 791 00:33:59,900 --> 00:34:07,900 Over to you and the 150 pounds for surviving another round. 792 00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:09,900 Thank you. 793 00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:11,900 You're welcome, sir. 794 00:34:11,900 --> 00:34:13,900 I've still got those two sonars out. 795 00:34:13,900 --> 00:34:14,860 Oh, yeah. 796 00:34:14,860 --> 00:34:16,860 Give me 120. 797 00:34:16,860 --> 00:34:20,860 There's 120 back to me. 798 00:34:20,860 --> 00:34:21,500 Back to the bank. 799 00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:23,500 And that is going on the bottom of the bankers pile. 800 00:34:24,540 --> 00:34:27,980 And I'm still not going to buy any equipment with my grant yet. 801 00:34:27,980 --> 00:34:28,480 OK. 802 00:34:29,820 --> 00:34:33,740 Are you hoping just for like to spot Nessie from a plane or something? 803 00:34:34,860 --> 00:34:38,300 I'm hoping for some eyewitnesses or seeing what these sonars turn up. 804 00:34:38,940 --> 00:34:39,340 Oh, yeah. 805 00:34:39,340 --> 00:34:40,300 Good point, actually. 806 00:34:40,300 --> 00:34:41,500 Maybe I should move them next. 807 00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:43,180 Oh, they haven't done anything so far. 808 00:34:43,180 --> 00:34:43,820 No, that's true. 809 00:34:43,820 --> 00:34:44,320 Right. 810 00:34:45,660 --> 00:34:48,540 Five, one, two, three, four, five. 811 00:34:48,540 --> 00:34:51,740 Two B with an asterisk, which is the logistics card say. 812 00:34:52,780 --> 00:34:57,180 As a result of a local radio interview, you gain some members who feel sorry for your 813 00:34:57,180 --> 00:34:58,780 financial predicament. 814 00:34:58,780 --> 00:35:02,220 If anybody feels sorry for me for my financial predicament in real life, 815 00:35:02,220 --> 00:35:04,700 please feel free to step forward and donate anything you like. 816 00:35:05,580 --> 00:35:11,260 If you have over 200 pounds in cash, pass this card to the player on your left. 817 00:35:11,260 --> 00:35:16,780 If all players have over 200 pounds, this card must be returned to the pack. 818 00:35:16,780 --> 00:35:21,500 If you have 200 pounds or less, you receive donations of 100 pounds plus 20 pounds for 819 00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:22,620 each evidence card you hold. 820 00:35:23,820 --> 00:35:28,380 Both have over 200 pounds and there are no evidence cards. 821 00:35:28,380 --> 00:35:31,180 So that is going to the bottom of the pile. 822 00:35:32,220 --> 00:35:33,660 Fucking useless game. 823 00:35:33,660 --> 00:35:35,260 The public have been rubbish so far. 824 00:35:35,260 --> 00:35:36,300 They really have. 825 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:36,860 Right. 826 00:35:36,860 --> 00:35:37,580 On you. 827 00:35:38,140 --> 00:35:38,380 Yep. 828 00:35:38,380 --> 00:35:39,660 I'm just going to roll. 829 00:35:39,660 --> 00:35:40,300 Oh, hang on. 830 00:35:40,300 --> 00:35:40,860 Money's. 831 00:35:40,860 --> 00:35:41,900 Oh, carry on rolling. 832 00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:43,180 I'll just divvy up the dollars. 833 00:35:43,740 --> 00:35:46,380 Just give me the money minus the. 834 00:35:46,380 --> 00:35:47,900 Oh, so you just want 30. 835 00:35:47,900 --> 00:35:49,580 Yeah, I'm keeping the so-and-so's out. 836 00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:50,220 Okay. 837 00:35:52,220 --> 00:35:52,460 Two. 838 00:35:53,980 --> 00:35:54,620 One, two. 839 00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:57,260 Oh, I get a logistics card. 840 00:35:57,260 --> 00:35:58,380 Oh, fancy. 841 00:36:00,380 --> 00:36:03,180 The official Loch Ness Monster Exhibition that's. 842 00:36:05,420 --> 00:36:05,820 How do you pronounce it? 843 00:36:05,820 --> 00:36:07,020 I read this far too quickly. 844 00:36:08,540 --> 00:36:09,420 Drum the drocht. 845 00:36:10,060 --> 00:36:10,940 Drum the drocht shit. 846 00:36:10,940 --> 00:36:17,340 The official Loch Ness Monster Exhibition wishes to explain some of your material. 847 00:36:17,980 --> 00:36:19,580 At drum the nocht. 848 00:36:21,500 --> 00:36:21,900 Collect. 849 00:36:23,580 --> 00:36:27,660 Collect 50 pounds plus 10 pounds for each evidence card you hold. 850 00:36:27,660 --> 00:36:30,140 Oh, there's a shame you haven't got any. 851 00:36:33,340 --> 00:36:35,020 How do we get evidence cards? 852 00:36:35,020 --> 00:36:35,580 I don't know. 853 00:36:35,580 --> 00:36:36,060 Right. 854 00:36:36,060 --> 00:36:36,780 See what happens. 855 00:36:36,780 --> 00:36:42,780 We're probably playing this entirely wrong. 856 00:36:47,260 --> 00:36:49,020 I think we have to get around the board. 857 00:36:49,020 --> 00:36:54,140 So if the British or Japanese tokens land on their starting squares, 858 00:36:54,700 --> 00:36:56,780 there is no monster seen during that round. 859 00:36:58,540 --> 00:36:58,860 Okay. 860 00:37:00,620 --> 00:37:02,380 Position head and neck token. 861 00:37:02,380 --> 00:37:05,580 That's that phallic looking fella. 862 00:37:06,940 --> 00:37:08,540 Count for left and right. 863 00:37:10,700 --> 00:37:12,220 And four up and down. 864 00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:15,340 Position underwater monster tokens. 865 00:37:18,220 --> 00:37:18,940 Where? 866 00:37:18,940 --> 00:37:22,060 But count up and down left and right from where? 867 00:37:24,780 --> 00:37:26,700 It says use only as a guide. 868 00:37:29,100 --> 00:37:29,580 Okay. 869 00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:36,940 Right, I guess when the first of us to get round, we'll just randomly plop that on the board. 870 00:37:36,940 --> 00:37:37,500 Oh, okay. 871 00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:38,220 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 872 00:37:38,220 --> 00:37:39,420 We'll close your eyes and just... 873 00:37:39,420 --> 00:37:42,220 As long as there's four hexagons either side of it. 874 00:37:42,220 --> 00:37:42,780 Yeah. 875 00:37:42,780 --> 00:37:43,420 It's fine. 876 00:37:43,420 --> 00:37:44,220 Okay, cool. 877 00:37:44,220 --> 00:37:44,460 Right. 878 00:37:44,460 --> 00:37:45,980 My turn? 879 00:37:46,860 --> 00:37:48,860 Yeah, yeah, because I had to put that card back. 880 00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:51,500 Three. 881 00:37:52,620 --> 00:37:54,060 Uno, dos, tres. 882 00:37:54,060 --> 00:37:55,980 I got an asterisk. 883 00:37:55,980 --> 00:37:58,780 Let's see what logistics have to say. 884 00:37:58,780 --> 00:37:59,900 Oh, I got another wordy card. 885 00:37:59,900 --> 00:38:01,660 Neither of us are far from a home square. 886 00:38:01,660 --> 00:38:02,380 Oh, no. 887 00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:03,820 I've got an inappropriate... 888 00:38:03,820 --> 00:38:05,340 I've got a Trump card. 889 00:38:06,300 --> 00:38:11,420 It is suggested that you keep this card until its purpose becomes clear through playing the game. 890 00:38:11,420 --> 00:38:12,140 Oh, yay. 891 00:38:12,940 --> 00:38:17,100 Also, it will be of greater value when most of your equipment is deployed. 892 00:38:17,100 --> 00:38:22,860 You can use this card to change the capital letter to that of your choice. 893 00:38:22,860 --> 00:38:30,860 Present it and state the letter of your choice immediately before the first player throws their dice in stage one. 894 00:38:31,980 --> 00:38:34,300 I guess it's when you've got stuff out in the hexagons. 895 00:38:34,300 --> 00:38:37,420 You can choose your location for something. 896 00:38:37,420 --> 00:38:37,900 Okay. 897 00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:39,900 I don't know. 898 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:40,780 Okay, fine. 899 00:38:40,780 --> 00:38:41,340 Whatever. 900 00:38:41,340 --> 00:38:41,820 Carry on. 901 00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:42,380 Your turn. 902 00:38:42,380 --> 00:38:47,340 I thought when you said Trump card, you were going to say it doesn't like the Loch Ness Monster spoiling a view from the golf course. 903 00:38:47,340 --> 00:38:47,820 No, no. 904 00:38:47,820 --> 00:38:52,860 It doesn't like the Loch Ness Monster spoiling a view from the golf course. 905 00:38:52,860 --> 00:38:54,460 That's why it doesn't like wind turbines. 906 00:38:56,380 --> 00:38:56,780 Three. 907 00:38:57,740 --> 00:38:58,460 One, two... 908 00:38:58,460 --> 00:39:00,460 Oh, I get a logistics card too. 909 00:39:01,580 --> 00:39:07,740 While the field leader of your expedition is away, your entire crew leave their posts to watch a UFO. 910 00:39:07,740 --> 00:39:16,940 Miss one turn, why do you explain that it was Colonel Blatchford Snell of Operation Raleigh trying out a hot air balloon? 911 00:39:16,940 --> 00:39:22,940 If you have less than 200 in cash, he gives you a £100 donation. 912 00:39:26,940 --> 00:39:27,740 Oh, I've got... 913 00:39:27,740 --> 00:39:28,380 Hang on. 914 00:39:28,380 --> 00:39:29,660 I've got a bit to over. 915 00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:31,020 Yeah, you've got more than two. 916 00:39:31,900 --> 00:39:34,700 Bloody Colonel flying over in his hot air balloon. 917 00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:36,380 How dare he? 918 00:39:36,380 --> 00:39:39,980 They're looking in the wrong way for the Loch Ness Monster. 919 00:39:40,780 --> 00:39:42,060 It's not up in the fucking sky. 920 00:39:42,060 --> 00:39:42,940 No. 921 00:39:42,940 --> 00:39:44,380 What the hell is my team like? 922 00:39:44,940 --> 00:39:46,780 An identified flying monster. 923 00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:48,940 So just 30 for me. 924 00:39:48,940 --> 00:39:49,820 Okey dokey. 925 00:39:50,540 --> 00:39:59,020 Again, just 30 for Adam because he's got three sonars and I've got a pair of binoculars and an old man walking stick. 926 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:03,900 I do get to miss a go. 927 00:40:03,900 --> 00:40:07,100 Can I give you 50 and will you give me 20 because I think I'm running out of tens. 928 00:40:07,100 --> 00:40:08,060 Yeah. 929 00:40:08,060 --> 00:40:08,560 Thank you. 930 00:40:11,500 --> 00:40:13,660 Nice doing business with you. 931 00:40:13,660 --> 00:40:14,780 Pleasure, pleasure. 932 00:40:16,780 --> 00:40:17,820 What'll be on the timer? 933 00:40:17,820 --> 00:40:18,860 One minute. 934 00:40:18,860 --> 00:40:19,360 Quick, right. 935 00:40:20,380 --> 00:40:20,940 Two rolls. 936 00:40:20,940 --> 00:40:21,440 Three. 937 00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:23,900 One, two, three, nothing. 938 00:40:24,540 --> 00:40:25,340 You, quick. 939 00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:26,300 I miss a go. 940 00:40:26,300 --> 00:40:27,340 Oh, I didn't get it. 941 00:40:27,340 --> 00:40:27,840 Oh, fuck. 942 00:40:28,620 --> 00:40:29,900 Two, one. 943 00:40:29,900 --> 00:40:31,500 I made it to my square. 944 00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:32,140 What do we do? 945 00:40:32,140 --> 00:40:34,140 Is that the end of the first round? 946 00:40:34,140 --> 00:40:35,980 Is that the end of phase one, stage one? 947 00:40:35,980 --> 00:40:37,100 Yeah, you get to drop the... 948 00:40:37,740 --> 00:40:39,900 Oh, the head or the underwater one? 949 00:40:39,900 --> 00:40:41,420 The phallic one. 950 00:40:41,420 --> 00:40:42,060 The phallic one. 951 00:40:42,060 --> 00:40:43,660 I get to drop the penis on the board. 952 00:40:43,660 --> 00:40:44,940 Just close your eyes and drop it somewhere. 953 00:40:44,940 --> 00:40:46,380 One, two, no, it's got to go across one. 954 00:40:46,380 --> 00:40:47,020 There we are. 955 00:40:47,020 --> 00:40:47,520 He's there. 956 00:40:48,140 --> 00:40:50,060 I have placed him on the board. 957 00:40:50,060 --> 00:40:52,220 We have a messy on the board. 958 00:40:52,860 --> 00:40:54,380 Don't know what any of us can do with that yet. 959 00:40:54,380 --> 00:40:55,980 I guess we'll find out shortly. 960 00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:57,120 Three. 961 00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:01,680 One, two, three, and that's an absolute whole heap of nothing for me. 962 00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:02,320 Ten seconds. 963 00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:03,680 Oh, I knocked him. 964 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:04,720 I knocked over the messy. 965 00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:05,220 Five. 966 00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:07,680 One, two, three, four, five. 967 00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:08,640 I've got an asterisk. 968 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:10,240 Quick, super fast reading. 969 00:41:10,240 --> 00:41:15,280 Ernest and Whitney, balls, chartered accountants, assist you and raise sponsorship from the 970 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:16,320 venture capitalists. 971 00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:18,720 Collect an interim payment of £100. 972 00:41:18,720 --> 00:41:19,760 Woo, thank you. 973 00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:21,280 I'll do that. 974 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:22,480 I'll happily take that. 975 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:25,440 I think we have about two rounds worth of money each as well. 976 00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:28,160 Oh, no, I gave you money on the... 977 00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:28,960 Or did I? 978 00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:29,460 No. 979 00:41:29,460 --> 00:41:30,960 One, two, three. 980 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,160 There's your three. 981 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:36,160 All right, we'll cash it and we'll be back in the next episode. 982 00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:42,480 And that's the final segment of the show, Bibliotet. 983 00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:48,560 Arthur at Channel 84 said something about a grant if we include a book, so I said yes. 984 00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:51,680 Have you figured out the terms and conditions yet? 985 00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:53,280 Not seen any money yet. 986 00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:53,780 Okay. 987 00:41:53,780 --> 00:42:02,800 Well, for the sake of the 50 pence I spent on what I'm about to reveal, I don't think 988 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:04,800 we need to worry too much about grant money. 989 00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:12,080 Are you ready to learn some really important wisdom? 990 00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:14,420 Yes. 991 00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,880 Huge question mark on a raise. 992 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:27,360 And now I present to you, Cockett RuPaul Wisdom. 993 00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:31,840 What he quotes and wise words from a drag superstar. 994 00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:33,200 Which of... 995 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:34,480 Did we see this in the guy? 996 00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:40,800 Oh, looking at the label, I would say that's probably the Red Cross. 997 00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:42,240 Yeah, I think you're right. 998 00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:45,600 It doesn't actually say, but when you go to as many charity shops as we do, 999 00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:46,880 you learn what the labels look like. 1000 00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,480 We're a little bit sad to know about that. 1001 00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,800 It looks red across your British foundation. 1002 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:51,300 Yeah. 1003 00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:55,200 So I won't bore you with a lot of the details. 1004 00:42:55,200 --> 00:43:02,400 I went through this almost 100 page book and picked out some quotes that I thought 1005 00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:05,120 might be of interest. 1006 00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:05,620 Okay. 1007 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:10,800 Now, I will say the first time I read through this, I thought RuPaul hasn't said any of this. 1008 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:15,200 None of this says it's RuPaul, but it's just where these quotes were sourced from. 1009 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:18,560 But it was RuPaul that had sent them. 1010 00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:21,760 So quote number one is from the drag section of the book. 1011 00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,240 I think there's five sections. 1012 00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:28,960 Drag queens are like the marines of the LGBT movement. 1013 00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:32,720 We suit up, we show up, and we're always ready to serve. 1014 00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:37,440 And that was from the Metro Weekly on the 7th of April, 2016. 1015 00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:42,560 Do you feel wisdom osmosed? 1016 00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:44,160 Not particularly, I'll be honest. 1017 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:44,660 Okay. 1018 00:43:44,660 --> 00:43:45,680 We'll move on to quote two. 1019 00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:46,180 Sorry, Ru. 1020 00:43:46,180 --> 00:43:47,680 We'll move on to quote two. 1021 00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:52,720 It is from MovieLime, 1st of February, 2010. 1022 00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:59,040 Don't let people or society or your idea of yourself keep you from living the life and 1023 00:43:59,040 --> 00:44:01,520 enjoying all that life has to offer. 1024 00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:07,520 So live and enjoy life and just, yeah. 1025 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,040 Yeah, that's good. 1026 00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:10,560 So yeah, yeah. 1027 00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,800 That's good. 1028 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,040 So advice and the best one. 1029 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,120 This is my favorite quote of the whole book. 1030 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:20,800 And it's in the life section and it is literally me. 1031 00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:25,440 Use all the colors, touch all the toys and lick all the candy. 1032 00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:26,320 Do it all. 1033 00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:30,160 And that is from Vice on the 25th of August, 2016. 1034 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:32,480 You have to buy all that candy after though. 1035 00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:32,980 Yeah. 1036 00:44:32,980 --> 00:44:36,320 Unless nobody sees me licking it. 1037 00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:38,720 I know that is gross. 1038 00:44:38,720 --> 00:44:40,480 Ignore the fact that I just said that. 1039 00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:47,280 So on the very last page, I guess this kind of act is sashay away from RuPaul's Drag Race, 1040 00:44:47,280 --> 00:44:51,360 season one, episode one on page 95 from the life section. 1041 00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:58,800 I will be honest, other than that catchphrase and who RuPaul is, that's all I'm aware of RuPaul. 1042 00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:03,360 I wasn't expecting me or RuPaul to change your life for you. 1043 00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:07,280 But do you feel like you've had knowledge imparted to you? 1044 00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:10,000 I've heard some stuff today. 1045 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:14,960 Does this book fit very nicely into the tap section of Bibliotap? 1046 00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:15,920 Absolutely. 1047 00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:17,520 50p from the charity shop. 1048 00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:19,200 Yeah, can't go wrong really. 1049 00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:24,400 And you know, it looks cool on my tap shelf and I'm probably never going to read it again. 1050 00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:27,680 So yeah, there's Bibliotap for the week. 1051 00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:35,040 Well, we've all made it to the end of another episode. 1052 00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:35,520 Excellent. 1053 00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:36,400 Congratulations. 1054 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:37,680 Well done, everybody. 1055 00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:41,360 And you can see photos of everything we've talked about today on the blog. 1056 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:45,120 And we are part of the studio Channel 84 Network. 1057 00:45:45,120 --> 00:45:47,920 Check it out for the variety show, Untitled Trek Show, 1058 00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:52,160 and Who Takes the Socks Off at channel84.co.uk. 1059 00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:58,480 All amazing shows, all really funny guys, way funnier than we are. 1060 00:45:58,480 --> 00:45:59,680 Please give them your ears. 1061 00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:00,400 They're brilliant. 1062 00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:03,840 Adam and Karen have been lightly used. 1063 00:46:03,840 --> 00:46:07,200 Visit lightlyused.co.uk for more. 1064 00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:11,600 To get in touch, email pod at lightlyused.co.uk. 1065 00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,560 I go to his, uh, Winsor and Davies. 1066 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:21,920 You're a really good boy. 1067 00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:23,680 I'm going to do a South Wales accent. 1068 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:25,520 Right, over there. 1069 00:46:25,520 --> 00:46:26,720 Right. 1070 00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:27,200 For you. 1071 00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,360 What? 1072 00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:38,960 Are you doing that? 1073 00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:42,560 This was a studio Channel 84 Network show. 1074 00:46:42,560 --> 00:47:00,160 To find more, head over to channel84.co.uk now.