Yeah. I think you can move fast enough to run
on water and stuff, right? Or, like, there's
a spell to, like, walk on water. Oh, yeah, that
was a thing in Oblivion, yeah. Oh, yeah, there's
walk on water in Oblivion. I literally have a
necklace. You can juice your speed to a point
where you're just, like, you get the flash, literally.
One of my necklaces that I'm wearing just allows
me to walk on water, which is great because,
like, anybody that wants to fuck with me and,
like, chase me down, come get me, bitch. I'm
Jesus, motherfucker. That's exactly how it works.
It's in the bottom text of the Bible. You've
got to really, really look at it. But anyways,
this is freaking nerds. A D &D podcast where
six friends play Dungeons and Dragons. I am Will
or Will I am. I don't fucking know. But what
I do know is I do play Lazogna Moskai, the druid
wood elf cleric. And fun false fact for Yulharis.
Recently, he actually went colorblind. It just
came out of the blue. I see what you did there.
That was pretty good. Oh, goddamn. Hello. I'm
a palm tree, but tonight I'll be playing Yulharis
Sithrith, the Aladrin Summerform Ranger. And
a fun false fact about our dear friend, Franklin.
is he has an affinity for tap dancing, but because
he can levitate, he only does it when he is inverted,
so his head is towards the ground, and he does
it on the ceiling. Dancing. I only do it around
church people. Hi, I'm Ben, and I'm playing Franklin,
who... Oh god, what's the line? It's kind of
a baby and... Wait a minute. He is an amoral
do -gooder. Yep. Is that the false fact? I don't
know. Anyway, a fun fact about Nyx is that...
False fact. Oh, yeah, sorry, yeah, false fact,
definitely false, is that Nyx used to be seven
feet tall. He left the extensions at home, though.
Yeah. Now, he used to be a venture until it kind
of soared to the knee. He used to be a Goliath.
He lost them in... He lost his shins. Yeah. Lost
his shins in the war. He killed 50 men. Yeah,
you gotta watch out when Nick puts on his war
legs. Yeah. Damn, that would actually be a good
background if I was a Path of the Giant Barbarian.
And then me, like, going large in size is just
putting on my... He's like, I'm actually really
pissed right now. Hold on. Click that. Click
that. What's up, bro? What's up, bro? Now we're
the same height. What's up? Now you look up to
me. Just don't push me really hard because it's
hard to balance on these things. I'm Nick's false
fact about Harun is that he isn't really learning
these emotions. He's kind of like getting the
idea of it and then winging it from there. Oh,
like AI. Yeah, kind of like an AI. It's the most
surface -level understanding. My virtual therapist.
That's what that is. Oh, am I that dude from
Big Hero 6? Yeah. Baymax. Baymax. Oh, shit. You
are a bay. That is false. I have understanding.
My name is Mark. I play Haroon Wen. Haroon the
tanky. Yeah, he's a rootin' tootin', fightin',
new boot goofin' kind of guy. He's a rootin'
tootin', boot scootin' little guy. And my false
fact I have about Lizogna is that Lizogna is
actually also a robot. A robot lich. And they
have made a good many of, you know, the... sourcing
of his soul so that he won't die. But after a
while, he kind of got lazy with it, so he just
kept starting to make the same thing again and
again. We call it phylactery default. Does that
make him a Transformer because he's a robot in
disguise? Mark's a Transformer. He can actually
do it. Or Harun is. It should be mentioned that
we are, of course, not sponsored by Transformers.
As dope as that would be. That would be really
dope. That is true. Sponsor us. I tried to do
the Transformer bit, and Gonzo said, no, it cannot
be a robotic animal. So it's not technically
Transformers. So I think we're okay. Animorphs?
I think you're thinking of Mighty Morphin Power
Rangers. Oh, yeah. With animals turning into
robots. No, there was. There's Transformers that
do that. Yeah, it's probably Beast Force. Yeah.
I prefer Dino Force. You guys remember Zoids?
Yeah. The Mints? Remember? I remember. Did you
watch Gundam? Pepperidge Farm remembers. It's
fantastic. The Originals? Yeah. Also not sponsored.
I don't even know what that is. Gundam? Yeah.
It's anime. I thought it was a type of anime.
No. Last time on Dragon Ball. Real quick, real
quick. Unfortunately, you'll get there. We'll
come back to you on that, okay? I just jumped
the gun. Gonzo, don't be weird. What are you
wearing? I won't be weird if you won't be weird.
Don't look like that step, Will. I've been a
little mad at you this week, so this is a signal
for a good game. One of my bad signal talks that
says, you play, I win. I saw the sign. I don't
like the underlining message of that, Gonzo.
I don't appreciate that. I'd like to sell Gonzo.
I'd like to see him try. What's your real fact,
though? You play, I win. My real fact is about
Haruin. He has a new understanding of the human
mind. He now knows... This is about you! Yeah,
it's about you. I can make it about someone else.
Justice. The concept of justice. Justice. Where
is he? Harun. Harun now knows skepticism. Oh,
what? Skepticism. He's sussing you all out, bro.
Because Harun's like, wait a minute. What are
these? So now he's kind of like, now he's getting
an idea that you guys are... Oh, that's cool.
I get a bonus investigation. He said it, not
me. That's perfect. I'm going to make Corwin
start dying his own emotions. Gaslight me now
that I'm becoming a wizard. What's a wizard going
to do? Harass the robot. All I want to do is
do the recap. Yeah, he wants to do the recap.
You've got to say it how you said it before,
Ryan. It's the last time on Dragon Ball. Who
wants to do the recap? I still have mine. He
was agreeing. I mean, I could do it. I don't
think it's really that difficult. I don't know.
Do you remember what we did on each round? Give
us the play -by -play. What specific numbers
did we all roll? Yeah, we fought things. Yeah,
we fought things. That's what happened. I mean,
I think the longest part of the episode was us
getting there. But once we got there, shit went
real. We fought a big dude. And then a bunch
of weird guys. And the plants look different.
Oh, we also found out it's like a... She has
like a magical gate. Barrier? A barrier. Yeah.
So if we... And we were kind of deducing that
if we were to take out one of these trees, it
could possibly make all of them escape, which
would be bad. We could deforest this forest.
I'm not. Lazagna is not. Lazagna. We should see
if we can knock out one of these bees. Carry
it to the edge and try to throw it through. Well,
I would like to remind you as well, the information
broker did ask us to do something other than
kill the witch. He asked us to bring one of these
creatures alive back. Oh, right. He'll understand.
I don't know what's going on. But I just want
to remind you guys that that is something that
was mentioned that we want to leave. I figured
we're not going to, with this being like the
first wave of the people, I figured this was
probably not the group of people we're trying
to keep alive. You know what I mean? Also, I
think it'd be, at this point, we've played our
hand that we know where this is at, right? So
I think we got to push through until we get to
the end part here and see if we can't collect
one of the last ones. Oh, for sure. Yeah, no,
I was just reminding. That was purely what it
was. There's also a fuckton of them in this forest
because I did my little... Primeval awareness.
And I sensed that there was a fuckton of them
within six mile radius. That's a metric fuckton.
Of course the European says that. If we're measuring
properly, it's a metric. Yeah, it's a unit. He's
got a unit. Also remember, everybody has temporary
health unless you got hit and it got all taken
away. I did not get hit. Yeah, Nick's absorbed
also damage. I got big angry. Yeah. Yeah, I got
big angry. They got rid of all my inspiration
instantly, so then I got pissed off. Hey, but
you were the bait, so. The masturbate? Yep. Masturbator.
Alright, do I get that inspiration? Yeah, I'll
give it to you. Oh, fuck yeah. I already had
it, so it's fine. Well, you can't have two of
those. Give it to a friend, I guess. Yeah, I
donate. I'll just take it. I donate my inspiration
to Jalen. But you have to kiss him now. Emily's
not here. She actually listens to the podcast.
Does she? Thank you, Emily. We love you. Yeah,
we just kissed each other just so you know. Make
sure to give her that sticker. Yeah. Also, it's
funny because she's holding a knife. It's adorable.
Anyways, where do we pick up? You guys are getting
up. So you guys had taken your short rest before
we had stopped. So you guys are kind of like,
you guys are just finishing your short rest.
A short rest wouldn't cancel out the temp points,
right? That's a long rest? I don't know which
spell it was cast, so it depends on the... The
temporary hit points I got from... I think that's
going to depend on what his wording of the thing
is. No, I mean, temporary hit points in general
usually stay right until the long rest. No, it
depends on... It literally sits. It depends on
the type of spell, because some spells are like,
you get temporary hit points like at 24 hours,
8 hours, so... Enhanceability is only 2 hours,
but you can get 2d8 off of that. For bolstering
performance, it does not specify... when it goes
where it's just there until you get hit and you
lose it. I mean, I would assume long rest then.
Yeah. Yeah, we'll just assume long rest until
we have our rules lawyer Ben look it up for me.
By that I mean he's going to go on Reddit and
look it up. This is why it's always good to have
multiple DMs. But anyways, yeah, so you guys
pick up. Yeah, so it was Nick's last time who
I noticed the... the druidic magic in the trees,
and then Zogna's the one that found out it was
there. You guys are aware, but as you guys have
gotten further, you've seen less of them, so
you think maybe you're getting towards the outer
edges of the containment area. As you guys are
going further in, you start hearing less and
less of the natural wildlife. As you're noticing,
it kind of quieted up as most of the animal life
doesn't go this far in. They probably know not
to come to this part of the forest. Yeah. And
then same thing, you're seeing some trees that
are looking at whether some of the other ones
were. Okay. Oh, I do recall, though, that we
kind of triangulated where the center of it is.
Mm -hmm. So we were just heading straight that
way. Yeah, and then trying to get through the
city. Hey, Gonzo, also remember, I did put a
whole bunch of... Caltrops around the base of
that one tree that she's apparently familiar
with mm -hmm that the other tree said that she
goes in and out of So she steps out It's one
point It's like a little one of those little
spiky spiky things in the grass gets you in the
foot All right, let's keep on moving forward
and keep our heads up, eyes open. Yeah, heads
up, eyes open, whatever you want. I said eyes.
Oh, okay. The brown eye. Yeah. Are we stealthing?
Are we letting Nick walk? I was going to say,
do we? The plan worked the first time. Do we
do it again? Yeah, you guys had to take a short
rest. That's where we left off last time. Roll
them dice. So, the same thing. Nick, you walk
and we stealth. Yeah, no, I like this plan. Oh,
but it hasn't been on... No, yeah, it hasn't
been on there. Okay. Yeah, it's... Alright, we
stealthed. Still didn't. Do we still have the
pass? Oh, that's a good question. Is my pass
without a straight trace still going? Two hours,
right, Ben? I thought that was longer. I re -equipped
my shield. It's one hour and it's concentration,
so if you did any other concentration spells...
Oh, yeah, well... Yeah, no, I did. I did, um...
I did. I did. Yeah, guidance is a concentration.
Well, I was about to cast guidance, but I definitely
did do the storm one. Yeah. The storm circle,
whatever it is. That's a concentration. Yeah,
so you guys don't have it anymore. Yeah, if you
guys want to roll a group self, go ahead and
roll. Guidance. Oh, yeah. 15 for Lizagna. 26.
I also got a 15. The guidance was for me. Oh,
wait. Plus 10? 36. No, no. Oh, no, no, no. Okay,
okay. So it's 26, too. Sorry, I can't waste a
spell slot. You're a slot. I'm good. I don't
want to. All right. 14. What'd you get, Ben?
15. 15. Nick, what'd you get? I'm not rolling.
Oh, you're right. Yeah, you're right. Harun?
26. Nice. And I'm right up near Nick's off to
the flank. Yeah. Nice, nice. Mazogna, you...
Fifteen. Fifteen, okay. Yeah, so you guys are
decently stealthy. Harun is pretty much out of
sight. Is he doing a full linger between the
trees? I'd like to do that, but I feel like if
I did the trees, he'd make me do the acrobatics
too. Yeah, see? He's not merciful. Alright, fuck
it. Can I stealth through these trees? Yeah,
you're reading stealth, now roll me the acrobatics.
Oh, shit. That's a natural 20. Nice. What'd I
say, Haroon? Pick your chin up, king. Nix, what's
your passive? Passive. Perception? See if you
even notice, Haroon. No, he's 26. That was my
stealth. Oh, yeah. None of you guys would notice.
Yeah, so you don't even know Haroon's near you.
You have no idea who was there. None of you guys
can see Harun. You know, I honestly wouldn't
even try to find any of my teammates. I would
just assume people are where they need to be.
It would be hella funny if we were just like,
same thing, and we stealth, and then we just
sit there and he just walks up by himself. You
wouldn't know. Okay, so we have one crazy, insane
stealth. And then three of us with 14, two 15s.
I feel like we're just, like, around a tree,
just kind of, like, poking our head out. We're
good. Move, move, move, move. And then, like,
Harun's, like, the wind's shifting, so he shifts
with the wind, so it looks like the trees are,
like, shifting naturally with the wind as he
jumps through. And you're like... He blends in.
He just looks like another bird. The trees are
talking. It's like a Naruto. Yeah. It's a good...
And while we are going through here stealthily,
can I roll to check for traps? Yeah, go ahead.
I would still like to do that on my personal
path as well. Go ahead and roll me investigation
checks. That's investigation? Ooh, that's still
pretty good, though. That's still pretty good.
I'd like to just keep a general eye out. Okay,
I have a zero, so that's a straight 14. He said
investigation. Well, I'm just wanting to look
in general. If they're looking in general, it's
just your perception. You're specifically looking
for something. 15 again. Oh, wait. Is it perception
or investigation? Investigation if you're looking
for traps. Okay, then it's a straight 14. Yeah.
So far, you don't see any traps. You just see,
like, same with you. Like, you don't see any
traps, but you do see, like, a lot of, like,
old, like, discarded... There's bones and rags.
You don't know if there's... What kind of bones
these are but there's like broken bones and you're
kind of broken bones Yeah, you're kind of stepping
over bones as you're seeing like random bones
different sizes kind of littering the forest
No real traps are you just seeing? All right
as you're traveling further in they just same
thing like at this point. It's like it's eerily
quiet You see Nyx. Hey, I was so worried you
were going to be like, you lost sight of Nyx.
He's so stealthy, you can't see. I'm so focused
on the movement of the trees. He's like, silent
ghost. I'm Kronken, Emperor's New Groove. So
you're traveling through, what is your passive
perception? 16. 16, yeah, so you would have seen
this. So, like, up ahead, you kind of see, like,
a figure that's kind of, like, like, look at
it. It's dragging along the ground. Dragging
on the ground? Yeah. How far is this figure?
Probably, like, a good, like, 50, 60 feet ahead
of you. Can I see what kind, what this figure,
like, can I make out anything about it? Yeah,
go ahead and make a perception check. So, it's
kind of, like, it's behind some trees and bushes.
Now you gotta just narrate your life so we hear
what you see. Ooh, that's good. That's a 25.
Yeah, so it looks like, um... A person with no
legs kind of just dragging themselves across.
Just by their hands? Yeah. Does it look like
him? Like, almost like a zombie person? Yeah.
Same thing. It has, like, black eyes and, like,
covering scars. It's just no legs, but, like,
just arms kind of just dragging across. All right.
So then I'm going to just go full sword out and
kind of, like, try to make it evident to the
ones watching me that there's something up by,
like, me having my sword up. Yeah, not doing
anything too dramatic, but just, like, obviously
I would be in a more aggressive stance to show
them something's up. Can we, like, track his
line of sight to now see it, or no? Yeah, you're
kind of, you're seeing him charge forward as
you see him, like, more slow walking forward.
I mean, I just assume because you're always kind
of... A gentle charge. Yeah, yeah. Go ahead and
draw a protection check, because right now you're
kind of focused on him, so see if you notice.
Because you see him drawing a sword to you, your
attention immediately goes to him. 16? Yeah,
you see it. Okay. If I didn't see it, I'd think
there's somebody invisible, because I know he
has blind sight. I'm like, oh shit, he's fighting
somebody invisible. Start punching the air in
front of you. Actually, punch him in the mouth.
I'm sorry! Yeah, you guys see this as you see
Nick's kind of like approaching slowly The thing
doesn't even register that like you're coming
approach as you see like it has no ears. It looks
like it's just Is it a head though? Yeah, there's
a head Is this a guy? Is this like a humanoid
form? Yeah, it's like a humanoid form that kind
of looks like it's one of the creatures that
have been altered Well, this seems like a really
easy one to take home Yeah And we got the handcuffs,
that's all he has Honestly, I thought Nix was
going to punt kick this guy. After getting chumped,
I'm scared of being baited into baiting him.
If I can see that before Nix does a finishing
move. He's an order for him. You are good. That
is a good idea to get there before I do. He's
good at drawing this. I'm moving up on it, too.
Like, they'll make a little cage for this thing,
if you guys are cool with that. Yeah, so you're
kind of moving forward. You don't know what's
going on with that. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah.
Nix, wait. As you're approaching it, you're a
good 20 feet away as it looks at you. Okay. And
then it spits at you. Nix, hold up, hold up.
You need to take one back, right? I charge at
it, but I charge at it. It took my hand over
its mouth. The 21 hit. No, it does not. Oh, yeah.
So it goes to spit as it, like... You do a baseball
slide. Yeah. It spits above you as you see, like,
the spit hit, like, the tree behind you and start
corroding it. Whoa. Don't put your hand there.
Oh. Take your hand off. Yeah, I won't do the
hand thing anymore, but I will try to get, like,
back mount, you know, like, full Nelson to put
its face in the dirt. Go ahead and roll. It's
going to try to oppose you. Go ahead and roll.
They're going to be opposing strength rolls.
It's trying to fight out of this. What are we
rolling for? Strength? Athletics? Strength. Check
or mod? It's going to be a check. You have to
beat a 6. Oh, well, thank God. Because this was
a low roll for me. I got an 11. Yeah, I rolled
really low. This thing is trying to, like, it
only has arms, so you're kind of able to just,
like, pin it down really easy because it doesn't
have, like, much movement, so you're kind of
holding it down as it's, like, spinning. It's
tongue's shooting out, like, five feet. It's
trying to, like... Yeah, I'm going to try to,
like, pull Nelson into, like, the ground. If
I see that, can I jump on there and, like, try
to cuff it? Guys, hold on, hold on. One second.
Oh, wait, I might have actually heard you. Yeah,
I'm, like, I'm definitely, I'm out of self. I'm,
like, moving up to Nick's, like, wait, Nick's,
hold on. And, uh... You see me, like, superhero
land, and I'm, like, oh, wait. One more time.
It's missing its legs and nothing else? It's
missing its legs and it has no ears. But it still
has arms? Yeah, it has arms. Does it have an
ass? Or is it like half a torso? It's kind of
like half a torso. It's going to be dragging
itself. Perfect. Then I would like to use a stone
shape to just form like a little prison with
a hole at the top. Like an igloo. Just a hand
-sized hole at the top, just in case. Just in
case, yeah. Okay. Guys, back up, back up. Then
I just throw out this little igloo over it. Yeah,
you kind of just hear the thing thrashing in
there and just like... Is his tongue coming out
of the hole? His tongue's coming out of the hole.
My bad, I forgot. My bad, right? That one actually
didn't hit as hard as the other one. Okay. I
forgot about that. Wait, I would check. Does
this thing need to be completely unarmed? Or
just alive? Just leave it. It's not going anywhere.
I'm saying he sticks his tongue out one more
time. I could cut out. I agree with Franklin.
If you try and do anything more, I think you're
going to break it. Alright. You break things
very easily. Creatures very easily. Yeah. But
I still stare at the hole. That means tearful.
Nix means both. Is the hole an air hole? Is that
what it's for? Yeah. Just in case it needs to
breathe. Because Haroon might be like, well,
that's annoying. And try to come at it with a
pit and cover it. Not even thinking about it.
No, no, no. Guys, just leave it. It's an air
hole. I learned this when I was babysitting.
You've got to leave an air hole. How many did
you go through? I wouldn't sit on a baby, but
you put them in time out, you know, when you
first come over and the parents are gone, and
then lift them out once they're asleep. You guys
have never babysat anybody's children. Franklin,
was this at the orphanage? Uh, no, no. Those
kids didn't get any roles. This is for the wealthy
clients. It's all coming together now. Is that
what happened to you, Nick? Well, I was more
kicked out. Into the wilderness. I would never
kick a child out of its home. He's just locking
down. Well, I mean, we can just remember that
this is here while we keep on moving forward.
Aaron might put some mark on the map. He pings
the location. Can I do a quick perception check
to make sure there's nobody else coming? That's
what I was about to ask. Guidance. Natural 20.
For a total of 22 plus 9, 31. Yeah, so in the
trees, as you're noticing, there is what looks
to be the size of a humanoid, but it looks like
a bat. Guys. God damn it. Guys, I see a bat man
in the trees. It's man bat. It's a man bat. That's
what I should have said. I see a man bat in the
trees. Yeah, go ahead and run a perception check.
He pointed it out. Oh, yeah, that's what we're
getting. Yeah, so you see this thing, too, as
it kind of sees that you guys have noticed it,
it kind of starts moving through the trees. No,
I want to follow that motherfucker. I'm trying
to get him. How fast is he moving through the
trees if he's not flying? I'm going to try to
intimidate it with my fire staff. He's not looking
at you. He left. Yeah, but bats don't like fire,
right? Oh, he left? Yeah. He's, like, crawling
away. Oh, I thought he was in the trees. Yeah,
so you see him kind of moving through the trees.
He's moving away, though, right? Okay. Am I fast
enough to catch up to this guy? Yeah, you are.
Okay, I want to hit him. So, yeah, you're fast
enough to catch up to him. It looks like a creature,
right? Yeah. It looks like one of these? It looks
like one of those, but it looks like a... Like
they had a... what looks like to be someone's
experiment of a human mix with a bat as Like
part of their eyes like messed up, too Yeah,
part of part it looks like part of the face is
like partially bad Like the wings don't look
like they're fully formed either as like it looks
like the arms are trying to be wings But looks
like this what like this is just a creature that
hadn't been completely like made. All right,
he's gonna say If you're sentient you tell me
right now and he hits him Wait, how far away
is it? What's your movement? Uh, 50? But if I,
uh, but... We'll just say he's about 100 feet
now, because he was going, but you see... He
can also, like, run vertically up the trees,
too. I'm not saying I'm going to catch up with
him, but can I say I'm trying? Yeah. So you're
going, as you see Harun just fucking dip out.
You're like, what the fuck? You guys are running
after him, but... So I can hit him? Um... As
you get near him, uh, to swing, he, uh, he's
going to react as well as he, uh... He's going
to screech as you hear this ungodly screech just
ring out in front of you. Go ahead and roll me
a con save. Gonzo, did you look at the Bat Chronicles
for this? I feel like this is a pull from the
Batman Detective Chronicles here. No. No? But
I've read a lot of Batman. Yeah, no, that was
actually one. Man Bat was actually, he did genetic
experiments. Yeah, I know what Man Bat is. Dirty
20. Man, Matt was in a lot of iterations. He's
also in the cartoons, too. Dirty 20, yeah. You
hear this thing, but you don't really have ears,
so you're kind of just able to just focus and
not really let this thing ring. You kind of feel
the ring hit you, but it doesn't really affect
you. Okay. Yeah, I'm going to try to hit him.
You guys all heard this as well. You heard this
loud screech. I pointed at Nick and I'm like...
As we're all running over to Harun. War! War!
War! War! War! War! War! War! War! War! War!
War! War! War! War! War! War! War! War! Okay,
ooh, uh, does, uh, 13 hit? Uh, yes. Dang it.
You fuck up the pack, we're gonna take you to
pound town. Okay, that's seven points of non
-lethal damage. Alright, um, you hit this thing,
let's see if it keeps its balance. Um... That's
what I'm trying to do, get it out of the tree.
Yeah, you hit it, and it kind of settles, but
it's still staying up there, as it, uh, attempts
to just keep running away. Okay, well... Well,
you're gonna take opportunity so it's trying
to actually run away a kind of like after you
hit it you kind of just It's gonna try to leap
away Well, I was trying to get off I had to hit
it with the own arm to get off of fury. Oh, you're
gonna figure good 14 yeah After this attack,
you'll be. As you guys are kind of running in.
Okay, deck saving throw. I rolled a natural one.
Oh, shit. Okay. Okay, so it either says I could
knock it prone or get pushed up to 15 feet. Either
way, I want it to go down. Yeah. Okay, so that's
what I'm doing. Knock it down, and then that
was the first... He's prone to doing that. The
fury of blows, which I did not roll the damage
for, actually. That's eight more damage. And
the second fury of blows, once I dive on it.
That is 23 to hit. That's another eight damage.
All right. And then as it falls, it takes additional
damage. Yeah, this thing's dead. Non -lethal.
Oh, I said non -lethal. Oh, but the fall damage
killed him. Wait, I said I was running to be
underneath them. Wait, did the fall damage kill
him, or does that last hit kill him? Because
I said I would jump on him. Either way, if he
falls, the fall's going to kill him. So the fall
killed him before I hit him that last time. Because
if I looked like he was knocked out, I wouldn't
have hit him that last time. As you see his body
falling, if he does hit the ground, he's going
to die. I said I was trying to run to be underneath
him. Maybe a deck save? That is... I mean, this
is all kind of happening... It is falling. Go
ahead and roll me an Athletic. See if you can...
You're going to do a running leap. See if you
can try to... Do what you gotta do, but Nixon's
running for it. Cool. Since it's unconscious,
can it resist stuff? Nope. Cool. Then I will
vortex warp it. When we're within 90 feet, I'll
just take it like, bloop, and put it on the ground
safe. So yeah, you see Haru jump down, the vortex
comes through, and I just punch into the dirt,
and I'm just like, where the fuck did it go?
Guys, they could teleport. That's what I was
thinking. Oh, you catch me? Yeah. As he's coming
down with a punch. Yeah. No, and then Frank just
goes, and just points at it, and then points
at the crown and just goes. As the room lands
on top of Nick's. Yeah. Gotta get that guy. It's
like one of those romance animes where they land
face to face. So, where did they go? I look him
in the eyes. You look handsome from this angle.
Only this angle? Huh? Is he dead? He's unconscious.
He's unconscious. Okay, so. I was about to say,
we need to get on that man. He's going to run.
Not my problem. Yeah, as you see this thing,
same thing. It looks like some sort of splice
between a person and a bat, but not fully formed.
Got it. Franklin, are you able to do the thing
again on this guy? Yes, but I'm not going to.
Oh. Okay. Can I try to take out some of my rope
and tie this man bat to the tree so he can't
get away? Go for it. Almost like a tree man trying
to save a tree. Make his arms naturally wrap
around it. Wrap around it and tie it so he's
hugging the tree the whole time. I'm going to
lean down to... I don't know. If Nyx hasn't gotten
up yet, I'm trying to help him up. If he is,
I'm just walking over to him. But I'm going to...
Whisper in his ear. What if we tied him to your
back? Could you fly? If we tied this bad thing
to your back? I'm telling you, if we got rid
of its fangs and let it close its mouth. Just
muzzle it. You saw him leaping, but he wasn't
flying, so you saw him... Yeah, that thing crawled
away. It didn't fly. Well, then less of a wings
and more of a mount. Maybe it's a baby. Oh, I
know. I'm good with kids. No. I think we heard
what you do with kids. I've never had any complaints.
I think EPS would have a... I tried to pin it
on me. I can't. Yeah, we're on parental services.
They're going to have a talk with you. I don't
live through it. They've talked to me before.
back saying the same thing. Sorry, sir. Alright.
So we tie this thing up. Tie this bad boy up.
And we keep on moving forward. Who's got the
rope for it? I still have some. If I use this,
this will be my rope. I also have 50 feet of
rope. I haven't even used my rope since. Still
got my rope. The only time I've used mine so
far was during the first session. I've used mine
to try to make a man get dragged behind us, but
Harun snapped his neck. Thank you. Harun killed
the vibe on that one. Perception check. Harun
went down with the extra torturing. Perception
check. All right, guys. 18 plus 2 plus 9, 29.
Perception check. Yeah, you hear... So it had
been quiet, but did you hear what sounds of multiple
creatures moving through the forest? Yeah, I
called it out. Did you hear about... From what
you could hear, six figures kind of moving through
the forest. That's a lot of money. That was good.
Can I roughly hear, like... So they're obviously
in earshot. Is it possible that I can sort of...
whisper something to everybody to like hide behind
a tree or something yeah you can say something
real quick okay i just kind of want to whisper
it so it's just like guys let's get behind the
trees they've got people coming we could probably
uh surprise a tank Oh, in relative to where we
were, if it went straight? Because it saw us,
and then its first instinct was to flee, which
isn't our experience with these things so far.
And to me, that's like, take info back to the
leader. Yeah. That's a good question. What? No,
I'm just kidding. He nodded along, too. Can you
repeat that? No, no, you're good. Was the bat
thing headed along the same direction? We were
headed towards like the center of the forest
or was it going to a different location? It was
kind of going like it was going to different
location wasn't going to the streets over you
guys were going It seemed like it was doing Yeah,
so it wasn't going the same path you guys were
going all right Yep, I tell everybody to hide
behind a tree because there's more people coming
we having Nick's head this time I mean, I feel
like this would be more of like a... I mean,
you can stay out if you want to. I'm like, we
could surprise these guys. I was gonna repeat,
honestly. If they straight up just walk past
us, we could just come up in sneak attacks. You
should hide. We have this thing tied to a tree.
We're gonna try to, like, wake it up and untie
it. Yeah. And we're gonna be like, we can all
jump. That's good. I like that. That's a good
one. You should at least try it. If you fail,
go. Okay. Alright, I'm gonna try to hide. Everyone
still. Alright. I gotta get a second. Guidance
on myself. Oh, come on. Fuck yeah, we're not
hiding for shit, bro. I got a eight. One. I feel
better because I was rolling with disadvantage,
so I have six. I rolled a natural one, but I'm
going to spend my inspiration to re -roll that.
But technically it's a seven. Come on, natural
20. Nix, I think our attempt to hide is just
the cool guy leaving. Yeah. He gives the tree
light, what's up? Yeah. In the shade of the tree.
I tried to hide, but I had the pimpering on.
Yeah, you guys are trying to hide, but like...
Fourteen. Yeah, so Nix... Franklin's right above
you, and your horrors will try to hide behind
you guys, trips and falls into you guys, like
kind of knocking everyone over. I got eighteen.
Yeah, Harun's hidden pretty well. Zogna, you're
kind of hiding behind the bush. I'm in the tree.
It's just, it's like we tried to do the smart
thing and then we still fuck it up. You say hide
and then everyone turns towards each other and
acts like cool. Yeah, it's like when like as
a child when everybody's like, all right, count
to 10. Run, go, go, go. I think we just all got
real jacked up by beating down this thing real
fast. And now we're like too pumped to like adequately
hide because we're like behind the tree. We're
good. We're going to get it. I imagine I couldn't
find a tree and I'm just standing out in the
open and then I ripped hella ass. And then you
hear Nick start laughing and then Frank's like,
shut the fuck up, Nick! No, you gave our cover
away! Nick's wouldn't laugh at that. He'd be
like, ha! As you see four of the creatures kind
of going towards you guys and then two of the
creatures going towards the bat thing that's
tied up. And there's like this looks like a wolf.
But without hair. And you see it just bite the
head off of the bat thing and then just start
eating it. Hey, fuck you, that was our friend.
Or sorry, hey, fuck you, that was our friend.
And you see the other creatures, same thing.
They look kind of like hairless wolves, but instead
of having claws, they have human hands and feet.
That's the least efficient. It's weird. How close
are these guys? You can't have that one claw
attack, all right? You said it in canon. No,
it slaps you. Slaps you. Slaps. Well, there's
two on the thing, and then there's four of them.
Since Yoharis and the rest of you and Franklin
and Nick are making all the noise, there's four
that immediately went towards you guys. Dude,
those wolves could give themselves the best scritches.
They got thumbs. Yeah. Look at my thumbs. Well,
I'm about to be opposable on their behalf. Now
imagine, like, running up, like, trees. Everyone
roll initiative. Hands on the side. That's...
Oh, God. I just imagined that. Oh. Imagine him
grabbing your leg. 18. Oh, shit. Full on just
grabbing you by the hips. A wolf dick or a human
dick? Dick wolf. Dick wolf. Done it. You got
it. Done it. Done it. Done it. The number one
reason for blindness in America is old age But
how could you possibly know it's you? Of all
people, right? I still think that joke of like...
I thought the number one reason was eyes. If
you jack off too much, you're going to go blind.
Hey, now I'm over here. I thought the number
one reason was having eyes. I will say I went
straight up a tree, so I should be more towards
the center. I imagine you did it at a perfect
90 degree angle. I can do that now. Who got above
20? For what? initiative oh my god nope nobody
nobody's cool damn i know nick's got 18 right
yeah anybody higher or lower than that i got
16. that's not last i got nine i rolled an eight
all right hey let's go you're not last yeah oh
your heart is rolling yep that's why he's all
right so uh first is gonna be nick's Normally
you're not up close. Then lasagna. Then the bad
guys. Then Franklin, Harun, and your heart will
last. This is fun. Poor Benjamin. He said I'm
first? Yep. I rage. Ooh, is that a... Damn it,
that's a seven. I guess this time it's... Is
it bad that I like to have the fan on even during
the winter time at night? No, fuck. I sleep with
it. I like the noise. And I like being cold.
My brother hated that growing up, like having
the fan on in the middle of the night. I mean,
I think that's what you do with your siblings.
Whenever I get hit. They take 1d6 a force damage
nice No, that would He's gonna give he's gonna
give him a d8 a force damage better It's called
the backhand Would you guys fight me my brother?
Yeah, who'd win? It depended on much brother.
No shit. There's a large age range between us.
Oh, you're right between the oldest the youngest
is 11 years And between me and the oldest who
I'd fight the most is seven years. So I got my
ass beat a lot. And then I turned 16. And then
it was like we beat each other's ass. But then
he stopped fucking with me as my genre. Alright,
so yeah, I did that thing. So now, that was my
bonus action. And then for... How far away are
they? They're on you. Oh, they're on me. They
were like running through the... You didn't see
them come up. As they were, uh, you had a real
high perception so you heard them, but they were
like really quiet. Yeah. They were like your
shadow leader? Uh, they all looked the same.
Okay. The short one with the shield. Right here?
No. No, uh, the white one next to the wizard
hat. Okay. I'm using my sword one -handed right
now, so it's So that is 18 damage. Alright, yeah,
this thing is looking hurt. I hit it again then.
Alright. Can I recklessly hit it? You would have
to declare that first. Does a 13 hit. 13 hits.
Oh, cool. I do 15 damage. This thing is dead.
Okay, cool. You're gonna go around a plank? Should
I do that? No. Go too far. Quarter. Yeah. I was,
uh... Actually, I think that's still all right
for my sentinel. All right, we're good. Yeah,
sentinel's five feet, right? Is it ten? I think
it's ten. I can double check. I can't remember.
Yeah, that's my turn. That's your turn? All right,
uh... Lazagna, you're next. So these are a bunch
of the amalgamations, apparitions that she's
created, right? Yeah. Bunch of different body
parts. So you would say that they're not living
creatures? Oh, they're not. They're not. Okay.
Then I'm going to touch myself on my holy symbol.
Oh, yeah. And I'm going to cast Turn Undead.
They all need to make a wisdom saving throw.
Um... Let's see... What's the save? Uh, shit,
sorry. Mine is different. Cleric is different
than my Druid spellcast ability. I believe it's
17. Okay, first one passives is an 18. That was
5 feet. Yeah, 17. You're doing all of them or
just the three next to you? It's every creature
within 30 feet. And if I'm not within 30 feet,
I want to move within 30 feet of all of them.
I can't really see. I believe I am, though. This
one? Yeah, that's me. I mean, even if I have
to, like, move, like, in front of these guys
here, somehow, I would still, like... It says
see or hear, right? Anybody that could see or
hear me within... So you don't even have to be
in line of sight. Yeah. Pretty sure. All but
one failed. All but one failed. Yes. First one
didn't fail? Yeah. So then, yeah, all of them...
We need to immediately run away from you. That
was a good one. Okay, as you see this thing,
just these things, as you touch it, this holy
symbol, and they just start running. What about
that one next to me? That one starts running?
No, the only one of them. Yeah, it starts running.
Don't attack Opportunity because it's not...
Well, you know, you can get attack Opportunity
on Eternal and Dead. They're not being, like,
hit, pushed. They're not being forced to move.
in the sense of... Oh, you're right, because
they're not... Wait, it's on their turn, right?
Oh, it's on their turn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought
it was immediately. Oh, I get what you mean.
It's like you use your reaction to move away.
That's a different spell. But it's on their turn,
right? On their turn, they must spend their action
to dash away from me. Okay, cool. Yeah, yeah,
yeah. Then that'll be it. I thought he was doing
something else. Yeah, Dissonant Whispers, I think,
is what I was thinking of. Yeah, okay, yeah.
But either way, they're all turned except for
that one. Do you know which one didn't fail?
I don't. I don't believe I do. Okay. Um, yeah,
so, uh, is there anything else? Oh, uh, nobody
got hurt yet. Nope. Alright, uh, it is their
turn, and they will start running. Um, I'll put
the one, like, up ahead of everyone. So, they,
they will start running. Are we having, like,
are we having them, like, just put them on the
edge of the map, or are they, like, like, gonna
just get gone? They're booking it. Okay, so we'll...
Let's dash for a minute. Yeah. The one between
us is definitely... That one... This is the one
that didn't... Yeah. This one right here, he
got hit for 13 damage. All right. Because it
was a 23 hit. That doesn't end it, does it? No,
it got hit, so it means it's going to stop now.
Oh, okay. Oh, yeah, it also had to stop. Cool.
Yeah. So it technically stops in the space. Yeah.
That's not great to hit. I got a 11. Where'd
they fucking put that? Where'd they put that?
Yeah, so that one, it tries to run as you smack
it with your sword as it managed to stop it.
But the other three you see just book it and
just start running away. Okay. It's crazy to
see it bite a different one of the same creature.
Yeah, if it is turned for one minute or until
it takes any damage. So as soon as they take
damage, they're no longer turned. Back to normal.
So the other three kind of just, you see them
go through, they're just broken into the trees.
Add that on the Zognus kill count. That counts.
That definitely does not count. For sure. They're
not here. For sure. Is it a runaway count or
is it a kill count? But anyways The one that
didn't get turned he will turn and try to take
a chomp out of He's closer to Franklin so it's
gonna move to Franklin Does a 19 hit? Uh... Let
me decide real quick if I want it to hit me or
not. I'm gonna say no. So I'll shield and bring
myself to a 22. Alright, yeah. You see his thing
go to, like, bite Franklin as a shield just pops
up and just knocks the teeth away from him. No
thanks. I don't like that. You're about to take,
like, 12 damage. Yeah, you can keep that to yourself,
please. Yeah, so that is their turn. Now it's
your turn, Franklin. I'm going to booming blade
that one right there. The one that tried to bite
me. For a 14 to hit? 14 hits. Actually, it's
a 15. Cool. Then he's going to take... Do you
need to know damage types? No, it's fine. Okay,
so it's going to be 11, 13 total damage. All
right. And if he moves, it's going to be a further
2d8 damage. Nice. So with my second attack, I'm
going to just stab him again. For shits and giggles.
No boo. That's going to be a 21 to hit. Oh, yeah.
For... What if you push him? That's a... Oh,
I got my thing here. That's going to be 11 more
damage. All right. And then I'm going to... I'm
just going to move away. Can you put me flanking
with the other one? Yeah. It's going to take
a chomp at you? Yep. That's a 12 hit. It does
not. All right. So, yeah. I frankly, like, one,
like, loud thunder snack just, like, slashes
its thing with a short sword, and then... Stabs
it and then I think I just turn my back to it.
Just walk away Do something bitch bleeding profusely
Come over there bitch All right, Franklin is
that your turn Just for shits and giggles, I
will... I'll pull a dagger and shank this one,
too. One of your rusty daggers out of the bag
of holding? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, you got three
attacks? I got the bag. I have extra attack.
And then, well, one of those I can use a cantrip
for. And then I'm pulling a dagger out to...
It's not going to get, like, modifiers or anything.
Oh, you're doing two -weapon fighting? Yeah,
I'm just going to have a little dagger offhand.
It's gonna be, uh, 20 -some -odd to hit 24. The
one that you've already been hitting? No, no,
no, the new one. Oh, the new one, oh, okay, yeah.
Uh, for one damage. Oh, yeah. So, like, a pen
list. You go back a little bit. Nice, yeah, so
this is the one that's already been hit by Nyx,
but, uh, still pretty damaged. Uh, Haruna, it
is your turn now. I'd like to, uh, jump off this
thing and, uh, fly and kick that dude down there.
Fly and kick? On arm strike. Don't go necrobatic.
See if you can perform this. I know you can.
It's going to be cool. And it's more of like
to test how cool it is. Dirty 20. Is it a sick
kick or are you just laying on the side? Describe
this kick as you... Then go ahead and roll the
attack as well. So... Then roll your attack.
So basically, I'm like... I'm like doing like
a front flip and then I want to like heel dive
into the top of his head. Alright. That'd be
sick. Okay, I'll seal that. SM18 before modifiers
hits. Oh yeah. Okay. You guys didn't know where
Harun went so the fighting was going on? Harun's
not there! From the top ropes! I think we're
all curious. What's the noise Harun is making
as he flies down from the... Nothing. He's just
quiet. You just see him fly out of nowhere. Just
like a little moan in the voice. You hear some
faint, rough fucking leaves and then out of nowhere,
clang! What I was thinking is you hear, you got
mail, and then you hear. Okay, so that's going
to be 11 points for the first one. This thing
is looking pretty rough. And then I'm going to
use my second attack. I'm not doing Fury of Lows
this time. All right. 23. Oh, that hits. That's
another 13 damage. I think he's dead. I see Harun
just drop down, cave at Skolin, and then you
see him just uppercut it and just finish killing
this thing. Is that the one I was hitting? Yeah.
Does it go towards your kill count? Sure it does.
It falls down and goes... It moved five feet
to the ground. It's about to move six feet under.
That's right. I'm waiting for the day Harun jumps
out of a tree, like, just grabs his legs and
just drops his knees down on some dude. That's
when the clang comes in. Clang, clang, clang
goes your body. Alright. Are you doing anything
else for me? Um... I'll finish my movement. Stab
him. I might use a bonus item. Your turn. It's
time to cast Longsword. I turn to the man and
I cast fucking Longsword. Advantage! Alright,
so it's going to be 16. That's going to hit.
That's how I roll in this war, because we jump
together. As a unit. You messing with my boy?
Yeah, fuck you! Fuck you! Where are the top dogs
around here? Fuck yeah, baby! Twelve. Yeah, uh,
this thing is barely clinging to life. Alright,
well, it's a good thing that I have a second
attack. Fuck, I hit it again! Your heart! I'm
gonna enjoy it. Yeah. He does a... I'm illiterate.
Does a 15 hit? 15 hits. It's going to be three
damage. Well, I only have two hit points left,
so... Hooray! Yeah, so you... You see him stab
it, and then you're going to decapitate it, I'm
assuming. I imagine that I do a big slash across
the chest, and then for the last bit, I want
to... He held to my sword up and then just pommel
strike him just right in the forehead. He just
cracks his skull. Everything just drops. I'm
gonna... I'm gonna holster my dagger. Until next
time. Did you guys see my head? That was pretty
cool, Haru. Did you see mine? Did you see me
get this guy with his dagger? I scared everybody.
What time of day is it? Uh, it's about, like,
late afternoon now. Oh, okay. So it's so crazy,
you just, you're like, eh, walk away, and then...
And you're like, I don't have to worry about
this. Why? Don't worry about it. And then, you're
like, that's why. You're like, because I only
count some of us. Jalen has body armors and Capri
Suns in the fridge if you want any. Great. Hey,
Jalen can throw it back. I remember once I had
a girl tell me, but Ryan... What if I can't throw
it back? Would you still love me? And I said,
I will always love you. And you can learn. I
say you love me as long as you can throw it forward.
There you go. I had a girl walk up to me and
goes, damn boy, you're cute, but I can't be with
a man with a better ass than me. Damn. I mean,
no, she's real for that. I know, Jalen. It's
a lot to compete with. For the viewers at home,
Jalen's got a big old fat dumpster. The whole
bakery. He's built like a Pixar mom. Yeah. I
think he's built well in the back, and he's also
built just as well in the front. So, earlier
we were talking about Disturbed, and frankly,
he is down with the thickness. Hey, Emily's a
big fan, so... Big fan. Yeah, so you guys kill
these things? We kill the appropriate beats.
Yeah, I mean, we killed him. We killed it. Yeah,
these other things ran the fuck away. I believe
that counts on my score sheet right there for
those three running off. Where did you see those
running, Lazard? Away from me. I scared them.
Do you have a cardinal direction? I'll show you
on the map. Thank you, Harun. If scaring random
people counts as kills, I'm in the thousands.
You have no idea how the kids can't do that.
You know, I think he's right. At this point,
we might as well be mass murderers. The way you
guys had the map set up, was it like they were
coming in from your actual perspective? Because
it almost looked like they were coming in from
this perspective. We'll say that you guys are
heading west and they're coming in from the east.
So when they ran away, they're running back.
Yeah. Well, they were... They weren't really
running back. I think they have to run literally
away from you. There's no direction. They all
kind of went different directions. It's like
wherever they are, they do a 180 and go back.
It's kind of hard to tell. I will mention that
spell is only going to last for a minute, so
I think we skedaddle on out of here. Can you
go through? Yeah, the man bat, that was a good
option, but we can't do that anymore. The igloo.
Yeah, that's a smart idea. I don't even know
what an igloo is. I just thought that was a good
name. I've never heard the word before. A kid
told me about it and they regret it. I don't
know why Strikeville is becoming an orphanage
caretaker. We're really bad about it, but hey.
So, uh, here's a question, guys. Do you guys
want to now head back towards the center of the
force like we were originally doing? Because
I think that this bat thing was, you know, saw
us and was taken back off to report to someone.
Other than that, we haven't really seen any of
these things run away. Besides the Zogna's fear
factor. I don't even think they're still around,
so I don't think you have to be. You say that.
I say we keep moving. All right. I think so,
too. But what direction? Towards the center?
Towards the center. All right. Did any of them
take off towards the center? One of them did,
but you don't know if they're still going back.
Catch up to one. Do a quick little circle around
the jungle. I mean, I bet y 'all Horace can shoot
them down before he even gets close. I still
have some very fun tricks in my bag. How about
this time we just walk there together, guys?
And we just don't do any... I feel like whenever
we try to do a plan, that's when shit goes sideways.
What if we just walk there? We're big dogs. That
was my stealth roll. Natural 20. A &T didn't
count. What? If you guys are selling, you owe
me self -rolls. I'm just going to be walking
with Knicks. I wasn't going to sell. I get a
plus two, and it's at disadvantage. I'm not trying
that shit. The movie adaptation of this is DMX
Rough Riders playing as we walk through this
forest. I'm in the trees. I'm in the trees again.
I want to pull that move again. All right. Oh,
17 plus 8. Oh, yeah. You guys don't even see
Harun go to the trees. You guys say she went
stealth and Harun's gone again. It's actually
incredible to me how Harun has become one of
the stealthiest characters. I need to fucking
work. Not when he's running on a train. Clonk,
clonk, clonk, clonk. Yeah. Also, moving through
crowds until I got my clothes was rough. Because
people would just notice I'm a war hoarder and
be watching me already. So stealthy was kind
of like a hit. Yeah. We stick out more than a
solar phone. This is weak. This man in a red
dragon scale armor. With a championship belt
on. Who the fuck is we that stick out? Don't
forget about now he has his gaudy ass pinky ring
on. The pinky ring. The pimp chalice. The pimp
cane. You don't have a cane yet. Not yet. Wishful
thinking. I get that one at the finale. This
entire campaign, Nick gets one spell, and it's
called Summon the Stable. I mean, you already
have the fur coat that you got from when you
got it. That is true. Yeah? I do have a fur coat.
Put that over the top of your armor, and we're
set. Yeah. You have that fur coat that you got
from when you got skinned that can marry you.
Yeah, I want to use it as a cape. Or like a cowl.
Right. Well, no, you've got to have it draped
on you all the way. Arms not in the sleeves.
But it's arms not in the sleeves, for sure. Just
over you. Yeah, that's how I want it on my armor
right now. Yep. But I want the three heads, like,
fanning out across the back. You also still have
your pimp hat. Yeah. We're getting dressed up
for the fight here? Yeah. It's an intimidation
factor. You see a guy come in with a golden,
like, red armor with a three -headed dog on his
back. Pimp hat, pimp ring. Yeah, pimp hat, pimp
ring. You guys see how Nyx is walking right now?
I want to walk like that. Yeah. And the sword's
bigger than his, and he's just one -handing it.
Oh, yeah. I just feel like as we're walking,
Nick's just getting all dressed up. He killed
50 men one time. He was fucking great. 50? 50
men? Yeah. 50 men. Easy. Yeah. Wasn't that hard?
Yeah, we're all goblins, and we saved 19 of our
own. Yeah. I killed 50 men, and it was only 50,
because that's all that was left. You could have
done more. It's many men. Yeah. Many, yeah. Well,
they've all tried me, so... I'm waiting for the
flashback to show the real story, and it's like
him walking into, like, a hospital tent. All
right, guys, I can handle this. You know what?
They got hit like I got hit, but I'm still fucking
breathing. I'm still standing. Haru comes in.
I hit everybody at least once. All right. Everybody
gets one. I'd like to perception. It's an average
amount of stealth. While I'm walking with Nyx,
not stealthing, I'd like to perception. Guidance.
Ooh. Dirty 20. I need to check, too. Usually
can't see in the tree. Jalen. Damn it. Natural
20 for perception. 24. So you guys have been
traveling for... About a few hours out and you
should listen you notice like you so you kind
of you kind of walk past it and you you see like
Part of the wolfy like oh, there's a there's
a wolf but then as you kind of closer you see
it's only half of it Wait that makes him immediately
think that there's bigger batter monsters deeper
in They were on the outskirts because they're
the babies. I understand. Okay, okay. Yeah, so
it's like he saw one of the wolves that had ran
away, but only part of it. So if I could, I would
like to comically, like from like the tree line,
pop upside down and just be like, there's like
half a wolf up ahead, which makes me think that
there's bigger monsters out here. And then like
poop back in. Yeah. Can I? I got a dirty 20.
Do I see that as well? Yeah, as you see it on
the ground, you see what looks like the top part
of the torso and the bottom half is just missing.
Awesome. You know what, Gonzo? Is that the naked
one? Yeah, one of the naked ones. You know what,
Gonzo? Good thing I'm not afraid of blood anymore.
Yep. So as you guys approach it, I'm assuming
you guys are going up to the body? I'm above
it in the trees. I will walk up to it, but I'm
going to look for traps on my way up. So, there's
no traps as you're going, but you notice there's
teeth marks on the body. I was going to ask about
that. Can I see, by the teeth marks, can I roughly
get a guess of how big the jaws are? Or, like,
the type of animal? Do you, like, survival check?
Yeah, go ahead and roll me a survival check.
Like, is this one bite? That's what I want to
know. That's not what I'm thinking. Survival
guidance. Woo! Oh, that's cocked, actually. That
was good. That one's not as good. I got a 4.
I got a 13. They're trying to see what kind of
bite it is. I got a 4, but it turns it into a
10. Can I check for, like, marks in the ground
with, like, a big footprint or something? Yeah,
go make sure. It appears like it was probably.
30, 20. It looks like it was, like, one or two
bites. Okay. 30, 20. Yeah. Can I get, like. the
idea of the kind of animal it was like the pipe
marks it's something with really sharp teeth
and it's something that would have had to have
tore this thing in like one or two bites so it's
something with a lot of strength as uh yeah you're
looking on the ground as you see like a what
looks to be like a bear paw print but bigger
than you're used to seeing I think it's a bear
I thought so too All right, man. Keep rolling.
Keep my eyes peeled on a swivel. I'm like a fucking
owl. Yeah. Exactly. His head's just twisting
all the way around. All right. As you guys are
traveling through, you start seeing some of the
trees are... As you're going further in, they're
looking more and more withered. Like they're
getting drained? Yeah. Do they look like they
don't have a lot of leaves now? Like is this
thinner coverage? Or do they just look withered?
They look withered. There's still some leaves,
but as you're going through, there's less coverage.
Can Lizagna... I have an idea of where she might
be getting this magic from. And it's just an
inkling. Lasagna thinks that she's using the
energy from nature to basically create this shit.
Right? Does that make sense? Yeah. That's bad.
That's bad, okay? We're going to have to write
this up and report it to the proper authorities.
Can I see which way it went from seeing the tracks?
Yeah, with the 20, you saw that it's heading,
like, so you guys are traveling. So it's east.
Yeah, so it's heading, it looks like, north of
you guys. So it looks like it was probably, like,
it's probably hunting or something. Okay, then
I'll tell the guys that it went a different direction
than where we're heading. But there may be more.
Yeah, I think we keep heading, it seems like
we're heading in the right direction. forest
is getting much much sadder and it's making me
sad just being in here okay back to the trees
yeah you feel you feel like the this place devoid
of like light and energy oh i feel like lazagna
felt that as soon as he walked in oh yeah as
it is getting like uh like early evening now
as you guys been traveling through um and as
you're as you're kind of walking you start uh
noticing that um Once you start getting past
this, you start seeing more of... More bones,
but these look a little fresher. As you start
seeing, you see some varying bones, but you see
some of them that look like they're recent. There's
still some meat on some of the bones. And there's
a lot of piles. I'm going to be... Druid crafting
some lavender scents around me. Yeah, as you
start, it smells more and more like death and
decay around here. As you guys are kind of walking
through and you're crunching through, like...
I want to use my magical awareness, which is
detect magic. Yeah. Isn't that, like, only 15
feet? Yeah, but I still want to get a feel for
things around me. Good luck at anybody sneaking
up on you with your blindsight and your fucking
magical awareness. Uh, do I say anything? Nothing
magic. Okay. But you can roll protection to patrol
for anything else, so. I will as well. Got it.
Wow. All right. Ooh. Ooh. I'll have a net 20.
Oh, yeah. Nice. Dirty 30. You, uh, so as you're
noticing, um, there was, there was like a figure
like that was like walking through and, uh, was
watching you guys. It's kind of like through
the trees and hiding. I think they're hidden.
Um, it looks like, um, you can kind of see a
face looks like a cloaked figure. Like, um, it
looks kind of like a humanoid creature hiding
behind one of the trees about like 30 feet ahead
of you guys. Frankie, you see that? I have a
throwing star. I have a throwing star. No, I
won't use that. They're on the opposite side,
right? Yeah, they're like 30 feet away. Oh yeah,
then I'm going to go straight at them. Have your
horse do a warning shot at them. I'm not even
warning shots. If they're 30 feet away, I'm going
straight to them. Are you going to try to be
stealthy about it? Are you going to just try
to charge? I will go charge. I'm trying to be
quick. This thing is on the opposite side of
a big tree. Yeah, so it's hiding behind a tree.
I'm sorry. I thought he said she was in the trees.
No, he's behind the tree. Got it. I thought you
were saying he was in the trees. No, it's behind
the tree. Yes, my bad. Can I see him do this?
Can I mirror him above in the trees? I've run
at it like not a dash but I'm trying to close
the gap and to hit it it would be a non -neutral
hit but it's still a hit so as you're approaching
you run up on this and looks like a looks almost
like a drow as it kind of just looks at you and
just kind of drops to the ground and just puts
its hands up yeah I said what I said are you
going to hit it? alright go ahead and roll You
said, does it say anything or just put his hands
up? It puts his hands up and kind of just crouches
and kind of like drops to the floor. I feel like
you'd recognize if it looked the same. Yeah,
and it's a drow. And it's a drow, like it doesn't
look like beastly. It looks almost like a drow,
but doesn't look like quite, doesn't look like
quite natural. I mean, it did flinch back though.
That's the first time we've seen that. I would
put my hand up and be like, what the fuck are
you? He's like, please, I'm just scouting. For
who? He's like, our village. Yeah, no, I hit
him. Non -lethal, but I hit him. What village?
Non -lethal, I'm hitting him. All right, go ahead
and roll your attack. Harun, you see him start
talking. Let's fucking go. Go Nat 20. On a non
-lethal, right? On a non -lethal. It is non -lethal.
And I'm one -handed my sword, so... Is he the
only one? Uh... We'll see if he stays conscious
after this. I don't think he is. Probably not.
How far away is this from the rest of us? Like,
uh... You're kind of walking up to it, because
this is about 30 feet, so you're catching up
to this. Uh... I'm not raging. So that's 24.
Yeah, he knocks his guy out clean. You see him
start saying something and you see Nix just clock
his guy. He just drops. Yeah, he's a scouting
for his village. Out the fuck here? Hell no.
I drop next to Nix. Is there another one? Is
it just him? Just him. Yeah, no regrets. Scout
him for his village, knock him out, ask questions
later. If he's knocked out, I'm gonna put regular
manacles on him. Yeah, this doesn't sit right
with me. We don't harm innocent people. I thought
we've been to war before. I thought we know how
this goes. Yeah, it's almost as if we only harm
people that are doing harm onto us, not fucking
civilians, Nix. How is he a civilian out here?
Can I pour some water on his face to see who
it's from? Hold on. Let's just get this guy's
side of the story real quick. I'm trying to wake
him up. Well, we're going to wake him up. I'm
not an idiot. We have a cleric. If what Harun
is not going to work, I'm going to give him...
He almost died. I'm going to give him one of
my minor healing potions. He's not worth a spell
slot. Just to kind of Get him a little trustworthy.
Sorry, just taking that away. Yeah, because he
was at zero hit points. He's at one. Non -lethal.
I did the flat side. So you just didn't bother
even waiting to hear the guy out. You just decided
to choose violence against an unarmed person.
I heard a scout and you put scouts to sleep.
So then you can talk to them quietly. Oh, you
want me to roll? Sorry, it's a 2D. Do you want
me to roll 4? It's 2D, 4 plus 4. What am I going
to do? What if he's, like, not a civilian? And
he's like, help, help. So you see Ozong pour
the potion in his mouth. You put the manacles
on, right? Yes. Non -shocking. Yeah, I just want
to make sure that was done. As he wakes up and
he just says, It's okay. We just have some questions.
You had said to my friend here that you are a
scout. Yes. Scout for who? Our village. What
is your village's name? I show the map and be
like, where? It was... What was the place I told
you guys? No! No, I'm not taking anything. I
just need to know what this man has. Is he armed?
That's the question. You cannot take something
after something's good in there. That's a good
point, though. Franklin has a good point. So
he points towards Olaf, the place you guys were
talking about. We're talking about... You could
see he has a short sword on him and a dagger.
Yeah, we take that from him. Do you know what
is in this forest? He's like, I've been running
for days. The rest of my party got killed and
I've been just running from it. Okay, you understand
why we thought you were sus. This forest is dangerous.
Yeah, you said you were a scout for a village.
I'm like, dude, we're halfway into this forest.
Yeah, I've been running. Very poorly. We're pretty
deep in. What if his village was attacked by
the witch? Why are you halfway into the forest?
He's trying to get away. You've seen her too?
The witch? We've been encountering... Oh yeah,
she ate shit. I don't think so. Can I roll an
insight just to make sure? Just a vibe check?
That is true. Has it been ten minutes? Has it
been ten minutes? We immediately saw this guy.
I didn't hear what you said. My magical awareness.
The last ten minutes. Yeah, we'll say it's been
ten minutes since you did it because you guys
have been walking forward. I just wanted to know
if he'd see if there's anything pinging off of
this dude. Oh, no, he's not. Does he have anything
interesting in his pockets? No, he doesn't really
have much in his pockets. But his skin doesn't
look like it was... His skin just looks unnatural,
though. That's another thing I was going to ask.
22 on this insight. Yeah, he seems to be telling
the truth. What's different about it? It looks
like... You know how a drow has dark skin? It
looks like his skin was turned dark. He wasn't
naturally dark because his features don't really
match what a drow would look like. Looks like
dark, but looks almost like his skin was burnt
to this color. Okay. What did she do to you?
She experimented on some of us. See, I knew it.
I knew it. This fucking bitch. This bitch. Bitch.
Some of us tried to hide in the forest, but we
didn't know these things were out here. Where
is she? I don't know. Usually she would come
at night. At night, you say. Okay, okay. That's
why we would stay indoors, but... She comes to
your village. Um... Yeah, I haven't been in my
village in days. I've been being chased by a
monster. I mean, she was attacking other villages,
too, to get experiments. Exactly. Is your village
still there? Um... What's left of it. Do you
want to go back? We will be with you. Well, we're
trying to go to the center. She might not be
at the center. If the sun is going down, she
might just want to try and finish off the village.
Right, that's exactly what I was thinking. If
she's attacking at night and it's about to be
night time, we go back to the village with him.
Here's my question. How far away is your village?
That's a good one. Show them where we're at and
then relative to where his village is. Not that
I'm wanting to abandon anybody, but it might
be a better option for us to try to locate home
base. Set up an ambush for what she can do. I
agree. Because her MO is to take people, right?
Not to necessarily outright kill at the moment.
As far as I understand it. She's personally doing
it. Yeah. Also, if we get in there too late into
the night and we miss her, we have to come right
back. Then we gotta hope she comes back a whole
other night for like a third time. It's been
a short period of time. As you see him, he's
like, it's been a few weeks since we've seen
her, though. Yeah, then we're not going to. So
either way. So yeah, we're staying here then.
I think finding her base is the most expedient
route to hopefully finding her. You might be
right, Franklin. You know what, Franklin? That's
why you have a really good intelligence. Can
you do magic? No. You and y 'all harvest. Y 'all
go back and forth with me. I try. I have my sword
with me. Are you wearing armor at all? No. I
look to the guy. Well, if you try and go back
now, you'll die here. If you stay with us, you
stand a much better chance of surviving. But
the choice is yours. I'd rather live. Do you
guys have any food? Oh, yeah. Franklin, we got
real food we can give him. Oh, we're giving Brandon
some rations? He's hungry. Yeah, no, we'll do
that. I give him my rations because I'm the one
who knocked him out. I'll give him like a...
I'll pour a little bit of mead for him and for
Nix. Yeah, you see him as soon as he starts scarfing
it. He's like, I haven't eaten in days. Do you
have a name? More goth. More goth? More goth.
More goth? Yes. Like, more goth. Sure, I don't...
No, no, do you have family? Uh... I don't understand.
No, don't worry, that's an inside joke. That's
a Sharn joke. No. I don't know where that is.
Big city. Don't worry too much about it. Yeah,
it's okay. You're going to be safe with us, though.
Have you guys seen the monster yet? There's monsters?
Yeah. I mean, we've been killing them all day,
bud. Have you seen bigger than a wolf? Yeah.
A bear? Yeah. Okay, I saw its footprints. It
was heading north a while back. Hopefully, we'll
see it again. Is there just fun? I just remember
seeing the big one that ate my friends. And then
I ran. Are you friends with a wolf? No. Oh, okay.
Okay. Just checking. Well, then let's move to
her home base where we think it is then. If I
could give a quick squeeze of this guy. He doesn't
look like he's very strong at all. No, he looks
like... He looks like he hasn't really been well
nourished. Alright, I'm going to call him over
to me. Hey, come here. And then I'm going to
gesture for him to turn around so I can undo
his cuffs. Alright. And then I undo his cuffs.
And then I sigh. And I take off my cloak of displacement.
What? Whoa. That is a really strong item, but
just give it to an NPC. Nice, okay. I would like
to... I was just thinking, I was like, doesn't
he have to attune to it? Sorry. I'd like to roll
some sort of navigation check to see if I can
find, based off tracks and whatnot, where this
witch's lair would be. Yeah, go ahead and roll
me a survival check. Guidance. Can I help him
too? Oh wait, helping is my action along with
guidance. I would help. Well, that's a natural
20. And it's also actually a 30. Nice. I mean,
plus the guidance. Will this thing not work on
him then? He'll have to attune to it. How long
does that take? Like an hour. Well, I would discuss
it before if I already knew that. I would say,
do we think we can take a break? What for? For
like an hour? No. Yeah, it is starting to get
like... You know, like early, like late evening.
I was just, I was going to ask that as like,
so are we planning, do we want to go through
the night or do we want to hunker down in this?
If she's active at night, we should be too. I
think that now's a chance. I think the more time
we give her to realize that there's intruders
who can handle her shit in this forest, the more
chance she has to run. You're good. I just, I
just want to make sure that's the plan. Are we
planning on just going through the night? Instead,
I'm going to give him one of my two potions of
greater healing. And just tell him, hold on to
it. Is he gone? Thank you so much. You don't
have a pocket. He has a bag that's a little torn
up, but he puts it in there. Oh, actually, I
have a spare actual bag, like a sack. I'll just
give him the sack and put the bottle in that.
So I can put that on him. So it's a 32 for that
survival roll. Yeah, so you... You kind of start
noticing the pattern of like the of where the
trees have like looking like they've been more
drained in where it looks like a lot of creature
marks I've been coming from so you travel further
into like the middle of the forest as you Notice
as a you get further in there are some trees
that look like they're almost black like they're
weathered and look like they're Almost depleted
fully. As you think you're getting close to whatever
has been draining these. Has the monsters attacked
your fillet? Yeah, we've had quite a few men
lost to... How's it holding you in? Well, I mean,
it might keep certain ones roaming around. forest
as a protection or barrier to people intruding.
And then she can send certain ones out. Above
table, if we would have just taken out a tree
and she would have powered down, and we find
that out later, and we rule that. We're like,
this is keeping them in. Wait, how are they going
to take it? I get what you mean. It could be
a will of choice because she controls them anyways.
Some we've tried to fight off, and some that...
They've taken our men, and all we could do was
hide and wait for them to go away. Yeah, they
are pretty strong. I don't know, this witch really
ain't shit. You know what my friend Yoharis likes
to say? We have not found an enemy that we can't...
Shit, how do you say it, Yoharis? There is no
enemy we cannot fail. There you go. See? That's
it. Yeah, we stand on all of our enemies. And
fall on them. Nobody has ever escaped this circle
of jerks, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Calming
down. Haroon has some jerky. He'd maybe like
to pass around the circle. Automated circle jerky.
Circle jerks out here. If there's one thing that
we are proficient at, it's violence. Violence
on our fellow man, you know what I'm saying?
In a circle. Like I was saying, you guys have
been traveling all that path and you notice as
you're going a little further towards this path,
the trees are looking withered. Some of them
are almost black. I want to try something like
that. I'd like for my owl to keep scouting around
myself. What's your owl's passive perception?
What's the wisdom modifier? Oh, okay. Yeah, go
ahead. That's going to be an 11. Yeah. Your bird
doesn't notice it, but how much health points
does your bird have? Just one. Oh, yeah. You
know when it disconnects, right? Yeah, I mean,
it's like we have mental connections. Yeah, so
as you see it kind of scouting ahead, and then
it just kind of like... It goes away. Okay, but
it didn't see what it got? Nope. And there's
something up ahead. How far up ahead was that?
Your owl was a good, like... Is it about 100
feet in front of us? Yeah, so it was a good 80
feet, and then it cut out. I'll keep my eyes
peeled, head on a swivel. Guidance. I rolled
a 6 and it turns into a 15. So the only one that
saw it was Harun. Wait, what did you get? Yeah,
so Harun's the only one that sees this. You see
this thing flying, but it looks like a big -ass
creature that's flying. How high above the tree
line is it? It looks like a good 30, 40 feet
above the tree line. What color is it? It's a
little darker, so it's kind of hard to see, but...
I can't really... It's a dark -looking creature,
but it does have big wings. How big? Like, relative?
Like, is its size large? Yes. Can I run up this,
like, tree and try to leap at this motherfucker?
I want to RKO this bitch. I don't think you can.
It flies. I can knock things prone. Or stun it,
which either would work. So how would that work?
So this thing is flying. Do you see it? Because
it was like 80 feet away from you guys. You saw
it there flying. It's 80 feet before I can get
to it. But can I get to it? You can try. Yeah.
Are you going to be running through trees and
trying to... Yeah. Are you going to be acrobatics
as you're going through the trees? 18. Yeah,
you're running through the trees as the closer
you get, you notice this thing has multiple heads.
I'm going to still want to go for it, I guess.
I don't know how that works for whatever reason.
Yeah, so as you're running towards it, it notices
you as you're kind of like going through the
trees. Do we all see it at this point? Yeah,
you're watching her. Actually, go ahead and run
through the trees pretty quick. 19. Yeah, you
see you see a Haroon running and you see this
like giant length and turn around as I know it's
just a room So as you're getting close to it
it does shoot fire going on with that thing As
one of the heads shoots So the deck saves specifically.
Okay. That's... 16 plus... Saves... 22? Yep,
saves. So you only take half damage. Actually,
I have evasion, so if I take half damage, I take
no damage. Oh, you're right. Lucky you. You were
about to take 78 fire damage. I was saying, whoop,
whoop. As you see Harun jump over the tree, the
tree that he's on top of just gets incinerated.
All right. I'm still trying to go for this motherfucker.
I would close the gap as much as I could. Is
this a chimera? I was like, it can't be a dragon
because he used his thing and he didn't detect
any dragons. But it's a flying big thing. And
then when he said the multiple heads, I was like,
oh, that's a chimera. What I've been able to
do is a shadow blade. What's a shadow blade?
It's just a bonus action spell that lets me summon
a blade. You said if there's multiple, good sir.
But you probably would still do it. It feels
like a big threat is what I meant. That's multiple
sizes larger. I don't care. Either way. Yeah,
I mean, if you wanted to do it while you were
running, you could. Yeah. You had it prepped
up. 16. I mean, yeah, put me in the tree. Yeah,
but now I'm in another tree. It's still good
19 No, I'm right there You got to take a clean
cup and put them upside down so you can signify
and be in the air. This is you. No, but he's
so low. You can jump out. No, I'm saying he's
in the air. That's what I'm saying. You can take
a cup and put it upside down. 10. 10? All right.
Next word you have again? 16. Dynamic. So I'm
third unless... Yeah, you're third. Okay. Cool.
Spread out on the board. All right, Franklin,
so you are first. Okay. I am... How high up is
it now after what went to burn the tree? It's
still like a good 60 feet in the air. Okay, 60
feet? Yeah. Is it 60 feet for me or 60 feet for
you? I thought it was 30 for the tree line. Yeah,
but he's further away. Oh, you mean like up and
over in the air. Oh, okay. Because like 60 feet
straight up is different. Is 60 feet a direct
line for me or not? Yeah. Okay. I mean, with
your spells, yeah. So it's about 60 feet for
me. Yeah. So I'd like to hit it with a Mind Sliver.
All right. So you can make me an intelligence
saving throw against a DC 20. Oh, perfect. That
is a magic 20. Okay. Then it's fine. Give it
a brain teaser. Tries to mess up its brain. It's
still that high up. Yeah. I think I'm just going
to get my weights on going as well. And just
move closer to it as far as on the ground goes.
Okay. How much closer are you getting? Just as
close as I can get to it. Cool. Well, no, if
it's 60 feet in any direction, it would be able
to reach it. Oh, so you're like right there.
All right, let's try to get back. All right,
sir. Harun, you're next. How does jumping work?
Because I want to run up. You should use your
legs too. I want to run up this tree because
I can run up vertical service and I want to try
to leap and see if I can get this. So I'm going
to have you do me in acrobatics. Acrobatics.
Okay. So you're trying to leap and do what? That's
22. I'm trying to jump on this guy. I'm trying
to get on him. Because I want to hit him. So
you're trying to land on top of him? Yeah. Okay,
so it's going to try to knock you off. They can
run up verticals to the surface almost, like
jump, and then once I'm there, like... You know,
trying to do that. Well, it's not going to let
you land on it, so you're going to try to...
I understand. Yeah. So I am going to have you
try to do a grapple or something to try to actually
blink this thing, because it's not really going
to let you on it. Okay. Can I do that with a
dex? Well, it's going to be more of an attack
roll. We'll see if you actually... Oh, just attack
roll? Okay, like an unarmed strike. Yeah. Okay.
As you're running up and you're trying to just
like lunge. Natural fucking 20. Yeah. Plus 8.
You see Harun just run up and just jump on top
and get on top of this thing's back. Just whoop
and just right on top of it. Okay. I just think
it tried to avoid you, but like you just jump
on and just right in the middle of its wings
and get right on top of it. So we'll say that's
my unarmed strike and that hits. So I'm going
to Fury of Blows. I assume that doesn't hit.
Wait, is it advantage if you grapple somebody
or no? I can't remember if we do that. Grappled
speed becomes zero and you can't benefit from
the bonus movement if it ends when forced away.
If you have it grappled, I mean, Gobzo can be
the arbiter here, but... Well, it was grappled
and get up. Maybe it's not grappled. If it's
officially grappled and speed is zero, that means
on its turn it wouldn't start going down because
it doesn't have a hover. I don't think I actually
can fully grapple it, though. I think we just
counted it for me getting on there because it's
a size larger. Yeah, it's a large one. So we'll
just say the grapple was just to climb on and,
like, hold on. But it's not grapple. It's just
me holding on. And then I'll do my other Fury
Blows. Uh, does a 17 hit? Yeah. No shoot. Okay.
I'm gonna do that damage. Um, that's 8 damage.
And... And it needs to roll. Deck save. What's
the deck save? What did you roll? 16. It's going
to be 14. Hey! Okay, so I'm knocking this thing
prone. All right. Yes. Or no, stunned, actually.
I can stun it. Stun until the end of my next
turn, so it would still make it fly down. Wouldn't
that be a different save? Is it? I think it's
stunning. It's a wisdom. Oh, no, that one's con.
Never mind, it's just a prone thing then. Or
con. That's good, though. That just gets it down
where we can get it. All right. Right. And so
then I'm going to hit it one more time for regular
attack. So this thing's stunned. It's falling,
right? Yeah. With you. Yeah. Yeah. All right.
I'm fine with that. It's only 30 feet above the
tree line. I mean, I could hop off at some point.
The next one was 17 plus 8 to hit. I hit. Damn,
another 8 points of damage. And how much movement
speed do you think I used? Because I was below
it. I don't know how that would work out. We'll
just say you used all of it getting up there
because you ran into the trees. I was wondering
if I could hop off. Maybe I'm just stuck on it
for now. Odds or evens? Odds. All right. So you
are landing first and things land on top of you.
Things landing on top of me. Yes, I thought you
said I got up and over. Oh, maybe it's yeah.
Yeah, it's like Can you try to save out of it
no, but he gripped the thing his fault his turn
his turn is next No, but you It's true, but it's
falling because they still kind of having simultaneously
as it stunned On his next turn Is it stunned
or just prone? No, he said he stunned it. No,
I said I knocked it prone because a stun is a
different save. Oh, so you didn't stun it? No,
I knocked it prone. Oh, okay. So you can only
crawl 50 % of your speed to stand. Yeah, but
it's flying. That's what happens when you knock
it prone. It goes down. Okay, I don't know about
if you can knock a flying creature prone. It's
flying. Yeah. Prone is like... You're on your
legs and somebody kicks your legs from underneath
you. The term prone just means it's a position.
So the prone position is you getting... Yeah,
it's like on its back, which means it's like
not flying. It should go down in theory. Yeah.
Prone as a position is a... I said I wanted to
RKO it, so that was like the prone of the blows.
Yeah, prone is a position, not an action. If
you think we can't knock it prone, can I just
do the push 15 feet towards the ground then?
Yeah, you can do that. It'll make it easier.
15 feet towards the ground. It's still technically
flying, but it is closer to the ground now. I
thought you had stunned it initially because
that's what you had said. No, I said he told
me that it's a different roll. You were saying
stun and grapple. Right. If a flying creature
is knocked prone, has its speed reduced to zero
or is otherwise deprived of the... ability to
move, the creature falls. Does it have the ability
to hover, or is it being held aloft by some magic?
This is like a move flying, I imagine, rather
than just like a straight... You're thinking
lots of problems, but essentially what you're
really doing is just knocking it down. Okay,
I'm sort of understanding. It's just closer to
the ground. And that's my turn. I'm sorry, Mark.
I run up on it. It's like still hovering about
15 feet 15 feet in there. Yeah. Okay, cool. I
run up on it All right, you got you got a job
you're gonna I'm going to rage Get him the army
of two. He casts herpes. It finally fucking happened.
Ah, shit, that sucks for you, Heron. I'm sorry,
buddy. I think it also sucks for Frankie, too,
or Franklin, who's also nearby you, if you run
up to it. Are you about to explode? Yeah, I explode
for 1d12 necrotic, y 'all. How close to the range
are they? Because I'm on the top of it. Oh, of
my choice. Never mind. Sagary tendrils lash around
you. Each creature of your choice that you can
see within 30 feet. So I must save a... I do
a con save of 17. Yo, that's crazy as shit. I
jump on there. It's like, get down! As soon as
it gets within... Venom! It fails. It fails?
Yeah. Okay, so then it takes... 5 necrotic damage.
Alright. Yeah, and that's my rage that's all
I get oh, but I also get Seven temporary HP nice
Okay, and then that's my action and then me not
my actions my bonus action and then for an action
So I also have something that can make it prone.
But if I were to do that, would it just get it
onto the floor? Yeah, it'll be on the floor.
Okay. I'm going to drop my shield and two -hand
my weapon. And I'm recklessly attacking. What's
the range on your attack? If it's 15 feet in
the air, can you reach that high with your sword?
Oh, that's true. Yeah. He jumps. The reaction
boost. You cast reaction up, Ys. Plus five reach.
No, damn it. Fuck. Yeah, I guess I throw in Sarsas.
Can you use your... If it's Battlemaster stuff?
Yeah, okay. Okay, cool. Then I use my battle
master shit on this. You're a battle master,
alright? You're a master for a reason. I will
still do the reckless attack onto it. Oh, do
I need to re -roll it, or does my last roll still
work for it? For your attack? Yeah. I would say
just re -roll again. Okay. Then that is a 16,
does that hit? 16 hits, yeah. So you're throwing
your ninja stars at him? Yeah. But it also do...
I need it to do a strength save of 17. Eight
saves. Fuck. I'm doing it again. Oh, what was
the damage for it? What is the damage of a throwing
star? I think it's just like a dagger. Is it
just 1d4? Okay, and I don't have a mod for it,
so... We'll just say it's a d4 plus your modifier,
whatever your strength. Okay, cool. If I get
to have my strength modifier, then it's way more.
Because now that is 7 damage. Nice. And then
I guess I do it again. Alright. Nat 20. Nice!
Do I have to make the save again? Same save.
Okay. 15. Cool. It fell. It falls. Yeah, so now
it's completely on the ground. You see David
and Goliath down. You see him just... Yeah! Yeah!
I do eight damage. The amount of strength makes
what's why I did. Wait, no. Still seven. Still
seven. Seven damage? Yeah, seven damage again.
Like a baseball pitch. All right. Now I'm going
to Accent Surge. Nice. Now that it's in actual
swinging territory and I am going to menacing
attack it Yeah, hell yeah that is a 15 hit 15
it's cool it needs to do a wisdom save of 17
Yeah, that's your kill right there Yeah, it is
now frightened. All right. And then I hit it.
I got one more hit. Woo! Rodeo! Ride that shit.
Okay. Does a 22 hit? Oh, yeah. Oh, I didn't even
roll damage for you, though. It's like, can I
have a fucking turd? You gotta do one thing.
That's 10. You try to burn me, just nope. 20,
30 damage. 33 damage on one hit. Alright. And
then the second hit does... I still got like
10. I don't need that one. 22 damage. Holy shit.
So, 52 damage from that. Alright, yeah, it takes
so long. And that's my turn. Holy shit. Going
to fuck to sleep. Alright, um... Let's see. Lazognate,
it's your turn. Fuck. See, the problem is, is
like, when it was up in the air, I could have
hit it with shit. I'm just gonna stand back and
then just do a what we call a Kamehameha at this
man and hit him with first level What the fuck
is it? Sorry, I had it here. Guiding bolt at
this man. Alright. 17 plus 9. Oh, that hits.
That hits. So it is... Guiding Bolt's great.
Guiding Bolt is great. Whoever's up next, you
get advantage on this man. For an attack roll?
For an attack roll. I believe it's both. It's
just lit up, right? Yeah, it's just lit up. Creature...
The next attack roll has advantage. Yeah, the
next attack roll, yep. So 4d6, here's 2. 4. Five.
Nine damage to him. Radiant damage to him from
my god. Still alive? The guy gets it with necrotic
and radiant damage. He was like, what is happening?
He gets indigestion. Shit, is this a touch? Nope,
it is not. So I am actually going to cast Sanctuary
on Nyx. You're invisible, aren't you? I'm sorry.
If I knew that he wasn't invisible, can I say
I cast it on him instead? I thought you were
invisible, I swear. I was just like, damn, you're
going to protect him. I thought he... I would
have cast it on Franklin if he's right there.
If I see him. Is that your turn? That's my turn.
He is frightened, so he has disadvantage on ability
checks and attack rolls. And minus size of swords
can't only move closer to the source of fear.
Yep, and he stays that way until the end of my
next turn. Okay. Yeah, so he's lying on your
next turn, but he is going to try to attack Harun's.
It's Harun's on him. He can't get up until the
end of your next turn? He can't. He can stand
up, but he can't run away. He's prone though,
right? Yeah, he stands up. Oh, he stands up.
He has disadvantage to attacks. And since he's
swinging on my boy Harun, and I have Sentinel.
Harun does a... Disadvantage. Yeah, disadvantage.
If he's still prone... He got a... He got a disadvantage
with the cloak thing. Yeah. Does a 21 hit? Yes.
Okay. Yeah, so that was with disadvantage. I
didn't think he was going to attack. Does a dirty
20 hit, and if so, does... It's 28 damage for
swinging at my boy Harun. Look at all three of
the heads turn around like that was your mistake.
You should have left at least two heads on me.
Harun, you take 11 damage. And you said how much
damage is that? 28. So this thing falls down
as you see the light grains out of it as you
manage to kill it with that strike. Nice. And
then you all hear... That was a nice little warm
-up, boys. As you see a tall creature emerge
from one of the trees. I throw a throwing star
at it immediately. As she says, I'm going to
have fun playing with all of you. Did you pop
out of the dead trees? As she pops out and says,
we're going to have a lot of fun. As you see
her chant and the chimera in front of you rises
back to its feet. Are we still in initiative
turn order? Let me roll hers. Yeah. I'll throw
her an initiative order unless you want to re
-roll initiative again. That's fine, just throw
her in. Second question, did we short rest? You
short rested before the man bat. Earlier, but
like before the man bat. Or after the man bat?
No, I said we could take a rest for an hour.
I was just curious. I was just seeing if I had
an ability back, that's all. What was your...
20? Okay, yeah. And mine was 19. After she takes
your arrow. There's like a like a dredge thing
in the back here All right As Let's see your
Harris yeah, you see her emerge and you see The
chimera in front of you, raised up with this
dark glow in its eyes. About how far away is
the witch? She's probably a good 40 feet away
from you guys. Oh, that's perfect. So... Huh?
Yeah. We'll make her green. Okay. I think...
So, quick question. For a bonus action, does
it have to be taken... after my initial attacks
and other spells or can I just do it like as
my first thing? Yeah, you can do your bonus attack
first because that's what he does. Just making
sure because it's been a while since I've done
regular D &D and spells and whatnot. But I'm
going to cast Hunter's Mark at Witch. And then...
Yeah, no, for real. You're locked in here with
me, not the other way around. And let me see
real quick, because I have a bunch of different
arrows. Looks like an Inquisitor. Like a Sith
Inquisitor, isn't that what they were called?
Yeah. Inquisities dance. I'll investigate those
nuts. How about that? Oh, shit. Suss me out,
dog. So I did... I'm pretty sure I voiced this
before. Say that I got those sticks of dynamite
and then turned them into dynamite arrows. Yeah.
Yeah. So I'm going to be shooting her with one
of those. Oh, right. They're going to be shooting...
I was like, oh, no. Toothpick and I'm gonna use
the other special ability on that to gain advantage
Now's the time so does a 19 hit 12 That's 9 that's
11 damage plus However much dynamite does, hold
on a second. Plus a d6 for outrunters. Oh, yeah,
that's true. A creature within five feet must
make a dc12 dexterity saving throw. taking 3d6
bludgeoning damage on a failed save or half as
much damage on a successful one. Does the save
still count if you're using it with an arrow,
though? Because that's usually, in theory, if
it's thrown. That's a good question. Like, they
can dodge it. Like, if he made arrows, like,
that would just hit, right? Or at least a higher
DC. It would probably be a higher DC. What's
your DC for it? Originally, it says it's a DC
of 12. Yeah, well, that's a little low for an
arrow. Well, I think it's referring to, like,
the people around it. I feel like the person
that got hit, they got hit. But if there's, like,
people within five feet around that person, they
would make that save. Does that make sense? Each
creature within five feet. Yeah, that's why I
think that's, like, maybe the person who gets
hit, they take that damage. Yeah. It's still
something they have to save for, so... But it's
the same kind of thing, like... That Harun could
dodge fire breathing at him, even though it's
at him. True, true. Oh, yeah, but mine's monk
evasiveness. No, well, I just mean that you could
be targeted, but still do a save and throw it
for half. Yeah, right. So, how do we want to
work it, I guess? We'll still have to do the
save for it. You have the save, then. Yeah, so
19. It's still half damage. Still damage. You
got a 19 on dex? Damn. That's 3d6 on a failed
or half as much on a successful one. That could
still be a lot. And did you do your hunter's
mark for your first attack? No, I did not. So
that's an additional d6. 11 plus 6. So 17 damage.
And then... 2. 1. three and five eight so uh
and then an additional four damage from the dynamite
all right so i wasn't that was a bad i was one
right that was just one that was just my first
attack so you said eight four and four so twelve
or did you do more i'll give you a hundred more
too the first part was 11 already it was 17 total
And then an additional 4 from the diamond. Alright,
and now it's time for my second attack. This
one I'm going to be using Fire Arrows instead.
I'm assuming the 22 hits. Oh, yeah. All right,
so that is... 6 plus 5, that's 11. And then what
are we doing for fire damage? Fire damage is
1d8. Another two, so 13 total for the second
attack. The imagery is great. Yohara's exploding
her, so you gotta imagine that on some level
her clothes are kind of tattered, and he's like
throwing fire at her. Alright, and yeah, that'll
be my turn. Yeah. Alright, Franklin, it's your
turn. Hell yeah. Two... Clarify, is it dim or
dark out right now? It is dark out right now.
Fantastic. I can't move it, but I'm going to
go up to her. I got 40 feet of movement so I
can make it. The next thing about it being dark
out is that with a shadow blade, I get advantage
on the attack for just it being dark. Hard to
see my blade. And I'm going to stick her with
a booming blade on my shadow blade. That's going
to be a 26 to hit. Fantastic. And that's going
to be a total of... That's a good -ass roll.
So that's going to be 10, 15... It's going to
be 25 psychic damage and another 4 thunder damage.
And if she moves, she's going to take another
2d8 thunder damage. And then I'm going to do
my second attack on her with a 27 to hit her
for another 23 psychic damage. And then I will
bonus action sticker the short sword on my leg.
Is that the one I gave you? Yeah, that was just
a regular roll. That's worse. 17 to hit? The
short sword itself has a plus 2. Oh, is that
a plus 2? It's a plus 2 short sword. Oh. 18.
And that'll be... It'll be 10 damage per round.
Actually, sorry nothing nothing modifier so it'll
be Yeah, go ahead and just put me five feet away
from her does a 21 hit oh hell no listen i got
a 22 ac right now uh no no no i i played i'm
white song i'm songed up right now he's singing
he's singing and i can still shield him if you
need me but it's a 22 minute flash yeah so i
just i just wait let me just check Pizza time.
Pizza, pizza. Go five feet away and say, I'm
over here. All right, Harun, it's your turn.
It's my turn. Okay. I'm going to stab this thing
with my dagger. Huh? The chimera or the person?
The chimera. Yeah, the chimera popped out. Yeah,
I don't want to get it off this thing. That'll
be 29 to hit. All right. Um, that's eight damage.
And my, uh, I don't know how to strike it. Oh
my god, that's another 29 to hit. Alright. Um,
that'll be 11 damage. And I'm on fury. Whoa.
Uh, uh, 25 to hit. Yep. Are you still on spec?
Yeah. Six damage. Now I'm going to try to stunning
strike it. So DC 16 con. It's being nine. Okay,
so it is stunned until the start of my next turn.
Okay. And then I get one more fury or so it blows
off. That one is 12. Always advantage because
it's stunned. Oh, that one is a 16. Fun fact,
it'll auto -fail strength protect saves. That's
useful to anybody. Yeah, that's me. Not me at
this point, but yeah. Her turn. Okay. As you
see her... Far corner. Back corner. Oh, okay.
I couldn't see the corner. Oh, there we go. It
was right in between the thing. As you see her
transform into a giant bear. And... I'm not afraid
of you. Get tall. I'm probably puffing up. I
wanted her to come over here. Oops. Yeah. That
bad guy just got four cuts. If I have a question
between the witch and the bear, I choose the
bear, bitch. The lion, the witch, and the bear?
Yeah. Let me save my wardrobe. Is she coming
after me? Or really? Huh? Yeah. Have a good night.
That's all. Okay, um... Franklin, I need you
to roll me a con save. Okay. As the bear will
cast a spell on you. The bear will cast a spell?
Isn't that nice? She's going to cast... Bear
Necessities. It's so simple. Would you say that
a bear will pass? Flesh of Stone. Flesh of Stone?
Yes. Okay. I got an 18. Ooh, unfortunately, 18
is not fair. Ooh, chip. Yeah, so she is... It
is a con save as well. She has to maintain her
concentration. Hopefully we pass those next ones.
She's staying put otherwise, though? Uh, yes.
She's turned to a bear and then used a spell
and then it's her turn. Um, it is now Nyx's turn.
Um... Yeah. I'm like, I trust you, Harun! And
I'm gonna go. I have enough movement. It's gonna
attack you as you... It stunned. Oh, you're right.
I can't react. You're right. I forgot about that.
I got this. I was made for this. And I will...
This thing's having a hard time. ...recklessly
attack her. If I had... No. I was like, because
I have enough movement to get behind her and
flank, we just don't have enough map to flank
her. Then I will no longer recklessly do it.
Well, I don't know. That doesn't count as a flank
because he's frozen in stone. I'm still... My
speed is zero, but I'm still moving. Oh, it's
not like an instant? Restrained is... No, no,
no. I get to make three saves before I'm petrified.
Yeah, so right now he's just restrained. Oh.
So he's not petrified just yet. So right now
his speed becomes zero. Can't benefit from bonus
speed. Attack rolls have disadvantage. Attackers
have advantage. Disadvantage is next stage. Yeah,
so he's still... Yeah. But he's good. Okay, cool,
cool. Dirty 20. Dirty 20 hits, yeah. Cool. I've
never seen that spell in action before. And then
I'm going to menacing strike her. All right.
Menacingly. So she needs to make a wisdom save
of 17. Okay, that's going to be 16. Cool. She's
now afraid of me. All right. And I deal 29 damage.
Cool. And then... And I do it again. Does a 19
hit. 19 hits. Ideal. 22 damage. Alright. That's
my turn. Lizanne, it is your turn. Just out of
curiosity, so you just, Nyx just hit him, so
he's like right up on her, right? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Two hits, and she is afraid. Cool. Hey, I got
you. I got you. Yeah. I think Franklin didn't
even turn around. He wasn't even bothered. He's
like, next we'll show up. I was like, watch the
stone. I said, this is almost as hard as I've
ever been. Lazagna is angry and is just going
to walk up. Walk up to her and as he's walking
up to her, he's actually... Really upset he's
going to cast, not all the way up there, because
I'm going to yell out, I'm getting sick and tired
of you. Back up from this bitch. And I'm going
to cast Wall of Fire. All right. And I'm going
to surround her. So it's 60 feet, right? How
big is the bear? The bear, it's a large dresser.
It's probably a good, like, the bear's about
10 feet. So I could theoretically wrap this probably
three times around. Possibly these two. Just
these two together. Lock me in a cage with a
bear. Lock us in there with her, please. I excluded
Franklin out of this. I want to create the wall
of fire around Nyx and the lady. Goodness gracious.
You can go in if you want. I'm keeping you away
from the damage now. I don't need your help with
that. I have a 20 AC, 27 AC. It is not about
AC at this point. I have a 27 AC. So, you can
make a ring roll up to 20 feet in diameter, 20
feet high, 1 foot thick. 60 feet long. Yeah,
uh... 20 feet high. Okay, yeah, up to 60 feet
long, 20 feet high. And they just have to be
together, like subsurface. The ultimate punishment
is being locked in the cage with Nick Well the
way that it works is it everybody inside of it
or when they try to get out it says When the
wall appears each creature within its area must
make it the series even all creatures me included.
Okay So depending on where you're putting it,
if it's going to be hitting... Oh, it's going
to be... I'm wrapping it around them like three
times. It's going to hit me too. I will also
get fire damage. So we'll... I'm excluding him
away from it. I'm trying to just put them two
in it. If that makes sense. What's the radius
in which you deal damage? Because is it going
to hurt Frankie? Is that what you're saying?
It's on the inside of the wall that takes damage,
not on the outside of the wall. Yeah, but if
you're going to be putting this thing, it says
you can make a wall up to six feet long, 20 feet
high, one foot thick. So you're saying the wall
is going to start at him and then... Sorry? Well,
it's more like I'm going to probably cut it at
him and make sure to just try to engulf it around.
You know, even if I had to kind of go around
more this way, I'm just going to avoid doing
it around there. Because I think the spell actually
dictates that only one side of the wall gives
damage, the other side doesn't. No, it's on here,
so the wall appears each creature within its
area. So, it's both sides of the wall. Maybe
I think you need to have a different spell. No,
so yeah, that would also include Franklin as
well, because it's within the area of the spell.
Okay, well, I mean, he was upset that I didn't
hurt him, so... Yeah, so, yeah. Okay. So, Franklin,
you would also be affected by this as well. What's
going on? Yeah, you're going to make a deck save
to see if you're going to take fire damage. Okay.
I figured he would be okay either way. So you're
just targeting just the Witcher? Well, if I'm
getting all three of them, I'm getting all three
of them, baby. Let's do it. Yeah, so Nick's and...
I got an 18. What's the save? 20. 20? Oh, yeah.
I pass. It's 18 plus whatever my dex is. I thought
it was everybody on the inside. Apparently it's
both sides of the wall. This is within the area.
So that's why I was like, I wasn't trying to
include you, but if I'm going to hit both sides
of the wall, I'm going to include everybody in
that bitch. Yeah, so we pass. Okay, it's still
going to take half damage. So roll your 5d8 fire
damage. Remember, you take half because you're
wearing your armor. Oh, and it's fire! That's
cool! That's why I did it for you, because you're
wearing your stuff. Yes, yes, yes. You get to
choose what side of the wall. Yes, you do get
to choose what side of the wall. Inside of the
wall, selected by you. When you pass the spell...
Inside. Inside of the wall is what I want. Excuse
me. Ooh, Jesus. 13, 14, and then two more. Imagine
I just threw up. 22 fire damage. So half would
be 11? Yeah, but then he takes a quarter of it.
Because he saved plus his armor. Oh, wait. That's
just my temporary HP. I'm good. I have one temporary
HP. Yeah, you gotta remember about your armor.
You take half damage or whatever. But that wall
of fire is there. If they walk through it, or
they end their turn in it... Another dexterity
saving throw must be made. I like this. Yeah,
that's also why I put it there. This ain't going
nowhere. It is the Chimera's turn, so since it
is stunned, does it have to do the saving again,
or is it just stunned for its turn, right? I
guess it's stunned for the turn. It was stunned
until the end of my next turn. Okay, so Johar's
turn. Alright. I shoot the bear. I can barely
believe you're going to do that. Whoa. Honestly,
I'm thinking if I just do it again, it still
can't go. Is that your plan to stun it while
we jump her and then we can jump it back with
you? It might go away. Hey, that's a legit strategy.
It might go away. Well, it probably will because
we just saw her power it up. What's 17 plus 8?
26? Oh. Yeah, it's close enough. Just three on
the start, but then plus hunter's mark is two
fire damage and then fire damage is a d8. Let
me double check. Yes. So eight damage on the
first attack, and then I go on and I'm doing
it again. So then I started blanking. You should,
uh, put it under you so that if you use the,
you know, you're just like, ooh. I don't want
that. No? No. Why not? You don't want a little
two on the bottom. I played, I played chicken.
Whatever 16 plus 8 is, that's all I can do. I
didn't like that. I didn't like that. You're
like a lady. Yeah. So three damage for just the
arrow again. And then four, so seven. I am. I'm
just rolling like shit right now. The first one,
you know, the first two attacks right out the
gate, I did a fuck ton of damage. And then on
these ones, you know, eight and then seven. And
that'll be my turn. Franklin, you are on your
turn, sir. Well, she's still within striking
range right here, right? Yep, you cast swing.
I cast the shwang shwang. I'm going to hit it
with the Booming Blade for a 21 to hit. So it's
going to be 6, 12, 20 damage there. Oh, actually,
sorry. And one Thunder damage, and she'll take
two more D8s if she moves. I'm going to do my
second Swing. It's just a regular swing, which
is going to be a 23 to hit for 9, 10, 17 psychic
damage. The previous one was also psychic. Cool.
And then my bonus action. I don't think I have
much I can do besides just keep on swinging.
So I'm going to swing with the short sword. And
I have the bandages for a point. For a 28. Two
hits. For a six. Yep, so she is not out of her
bear form. Skip it up, bitch! Alright, uh, Haruna,
is it your turn? So she's a little guy now? Uh,
just, just, uh, just know... When you dropped
her out of her bear form, another health bar
came up. And you're like, why did the music just
change? I actually attacked her, but my previous
turn was all about her regular form. That's true.
If you're thinking druid terms, you know, she's
already taken some. I just thought, you know,
you know how boss fights are. Where it's like,
oh, I fucking did it. It's like, she got 5 %
health left. We, we, we, we, we, we. Wait, wait,
wait, wait. Oh, I just killed it. Wait, why is
there a cutscene? Cutscene, cutscene. Alright,
so I'm going to stab it with my dagger in one
of its heads. That's 27 to hit. Oh, actually,
that's an advantage, so I'm just in case. That
is 13 damage on that hit. Fury Blows. Uh, that
is 22 to hit. Yep. Uh, 10 damage. And, I'm gonna
have to make another con save. Uh, 21. Damn!
It's okay, I got two Fury Blows. Okay, that would
be, uh, 21 to hit. That hits. That'll be eight
damage. All right. Another con save. I'm all
good, thank you. Ten. So, yeah, it's done to
the end of my next turn. We're dealing with our
shit. And then I'm on Armstrong one more time.
Ooh. Oh no, that was an arm strike. That was
my dagger. 16? I'm all good. Oh wait, no, this
is advantage. Stupid. Okay, cool. Alright. Another
9 points of damage. And that is my go. But it
is stunned until the end of my next turn. Perfect,
still alive. Her turn. as you see her uh just
like put her hand on her body see like her body
just restored so and then she's going to reach
her hand out she is feared she's afraid she's
ready oh yeah okay so um so she doesn't move
no she can't attack him because she can't go
closer yeah I'm the only one I've done reach.
On the other side of this wall of fire. I mean,
she can hit me, but if she tries to go anywhere.
And if she tries to go anywhere, if she hits
you, I get to her, and then she doesn't get to
go anywhere. If she hits you with anything other
than a range, that should count as passing through.
No, I mean, it doesn't count for this. Actually,
I came from the other side. The point being,
I hope she moves. Because she'll take my thunder
damage. Then she'll take some fire damage. She'll
take a Nyx attack. Oh, shit. If she takes a Nyx
attack, she can't move. Yeah, she'll eat it.
Are you closer? I am closer. Oh, yeah, because
it's shrank down. So you would have been... She
shrank down. You were one back. Okay. Because
she shrank down. Okay. Then wouldn't she be in
the middle of them? I'm okay. I'll just walk
forward. She can't walk towards me, so... Cool.
All right, so she will go ahead and... Move towards
one of the trees. Opportunity attack from Franklin.
From Nyx as well. And does a 19 hit. 19 hits,
yes. Okay, then she isn't moving anywhere. She
did trigger opportunity by trying to move, right?
She tried to. From you, from me. Yeah. So you
should also get it. So she's going to take, just
right off the bat, six thunder damage from my
moving blade. And then I will use my shadow blade
to cast... Wait, hold up. I have war caster.
I'm going to use my shadow blade to cast another
booming blade. Where are you going? Why are you
running? 27. You ain't going no way. She's getting
up. She's getting up. 24 psychic damage. All
right. a further six thunder damage, and if,
uh, after she triggers my opportunity attack,
if she keeps moving, she's gonna take another
2d8. I think she's not moving anymore with, uh...
It just all depends on where she's at. Wait,
so you stopped her because you thought she was
moving? Yeah. Yeah. He has sentinel. Oh, gotcha,
okay. Yeah, yeah. Like, we'll say that Ben probably
got his hit in, and then, like... Okay, cool,
I wasn't sure if you... Yeah, no, she has sentinel,
so her movement gets sent to zero. Ben also is
higher in initiative. If she moves if she if
during her thing just now Yeah, yeah, and then
she takes 24 damage from my hit She's like let
me run oh fuck What was acting turned into a
fire element? Her. Where did she end her turn
at? I'm just curious. She only got about five
feet from the guy. Whacked her. She got that
five feet away from me. Then she's going to take
another 13 from the guy. Come back here. That's
before she hits that fire element. But she ended
her turn in the area? How much damage is that?
It's not going to matter anymore because she
turned into a fire elemental. Negates any fire
damage. I'm just going to simply... Walk to the
other side. So you're not in the wall anymore.
So I'm not in the wall anymore. If she's not
going to get hurt, I don't want to get hurt.
Wait, so does he get hurt through starter throws?
So I was going to... If she did not move, she
would have taken damage. I read it wrong. If
you start your turn in there, you're fine. It's
when you enter it for the first time on a turn.
So if you're actually going through it, you're
actually going to take it. Oh, so that does mean
he's going to take it. Oh, because he started
in the middle of it. If you start in the fire
and move outside of the wall of fire, you're
going to take it. But when I take it anyway,
it's if I end my turn in there. So either way,
I'm taking damage. You might as well just take
it. You might as well walk out. Dexterity saving
throw. Sorry. Are you raging? Yes. But it doesn't
matter for this. Barbarians get advantage on
dex saves that they can see. 17. Nope. Full damage.
Well, half damage still because he used 7 -7
and then two more. 14. Is that your skill? Yeah,
my armor. 20. So 20... Yeah, so you take 10 fire
damage to you. Smart move, Gonzo. Smart move.
You knew she wasn't going fucking nowhere. That
was going to be damage every turn. Alright, so
now that I walked out of there... I mean, honestly,
she did eat quite a bit. Just trying to do anything.
I'm recklessly swinging at her. No 20 not 20
Damn low roll for 24 damage 23 to hit and then
ideal 28 damage 24 Yeah And that I will I'll
suck a wind Oh Cool and I get a 14 health back
All right, that's my turn No longer frightened
it's until the end of my next turn so that's
now she's no longer frightened I don't believe
fire elementals can be frightened Oh, okay. That
means most everything else, though. Nah. So generally,
like, I feel like undead and constructs that
are, like, immune and that kind of stuff. Except
that doesn't have emotions. Yeah, that's your
turn, right? Yep. Alright, uh, Lasagna, it's
your turn. Um... What does that mean? I had a
stupid thought. What if I cast Dispel Magic on
her wild shape? No. Okay. Well, you're not kind
of casting counters, so you're casting Dispel.
Oh, yeah. Dispel is still, like, a battle. Well,
because Dispel magic is, like, a spell level,
then I roll for it type thing, so that's why
it's, like, it's a class feature versus, like,
a spell. It's not a big deal. I'm just going
to go up and shoot a Holy Beam at this lady with
my Guiding Bolt. What? I mean, movement? Moonbeam.
Oh, no, I don't have Moonbeam. That requires
actually really expensive components, too. Oh,
shit. Yeah. Does a 15 hit? Yes. Okay. What is
it? 66? Six Oh 16 that turns into a 16 on that
one 16 a holy damage to that person and then
And then that's that's a first level and then
I'm going to spend a second level healing word
on my main man Nick's Oh You tell though like
I just seen him, like, use, you know, he used
his heel, so I was like, maybe he was a little
low. Oh, yeah, no, that topped me off. Yeah.
Fine, Gonzo. I will cast my second level healing
word for my bonus action. Look at that, yeah.
I feel extra nice. What was it? What? What did
it land on? I'm gonna roll these goddamn d4s
in the air. Let's see what happens. Alright,
uh, let's return to the Zogna. So, uh, the Chimera's
done. So it's your hardest turn. There we go.
It's my healing word, goddammit. Hey, I got something
for you. That's what I needed in the battle.
Get your head in the fucking game. Get your head
in the game. Get your head in the game. You already
know what I'm doing. I'm shooting the witch.
I'm shooting the witch. All right, that's a good
thing I have advantage. All right, that is a
14 hit? Yes. What are you shooting it with? Fire
arrows. Cool. All right, so... Is 14 hit advantage?
You're shooting the fire elemental with fire
arrows? He already rolled advantage because he
had a toothpick. Yes. Sorry, say again? You're
shooting the fire elemental with fire arrows.
I'm going to use plus one arrows. Thank you.
Which one read everything? Dynamite! I'm doing
my best to thug it out right now. Alright, so...
That is... 7 plus 1 is 8. Plus 2 is 9. Plus an
additional d6. That's 1. That's a 10. Does dynamite
do fireballs? It's bludgeoning, technically.
It's not a fireball. It's like... All right,
and then on the second one... All right, that
is a 21. What's happening, Steve? Plus six is
nine, plus an additional one is another ten.
All right. And, uh... Yep, that's my turn. Cool.
That's all I got to say. I think that'd be my
point. Alright, Franklin, it's your turn. Yay!
More. More hits. I'm going to do these three.
I'm going to Booming Blade because it's my favorite.
And that's going to be a nat 20. Which is going
to make that a total of 10d8. 10d8. Holy shit.
Because that's 8d8 psychic damage from my thing,
and then a further. I've not been adding my bonfire
to this all day. Just fuck me. Okay, so it's
going to be... I'm just going to give it to you
as I go here, because it's going to be long for
me to keep track of all together. So that's 15,
21, 24... 24, 26... 34, 39, 44, 48 psychic damage.
Then a further 12 thunder damage. So she drops
back down to her regular form? Why are you scared
to show your face? What are you running from?
Yeah. Let me look you in the eyes. Hey, if I
was this ugly, I'd do it too. And then I'm going
to surprise you all by doing it again. Take this
gotch. Ask me another nat 20. Nice. The power
roll and lots of dice. Yeah. Fuck yeah. Get it
out now. So no booming blades, only AD. Only.
So that's going to be 10, 13. 20, 26, 31, 35,
39 psychic damage on that one. And for the giggles,
I will pull out my short sword and say, this
one doesn't even do that much. Right, right,
look at what I rolled. It's going to be a nat
20. Fuck yeah! All my attacks this turn are nat
fucking 20. Fuck yeah! So it's going to be two.
Thirteen. Thirteen to the face. Yeah, you see
her body crumple to the floor. See that? Yeah.
You see her body crumple to the floor as she
stops moving. Guess that's it. As you see her
body start getting absorbed back into the earth.
Can I grab her? I want to pick it up as much
as I can. I don't want it to touch the earth.
I want to, like, pick up her corpse. As you're
trying that, like, you see the earth just, like,
start consuming her. As you see, uh... Is this
a spell? Huh? Is this a spell now? Uh, no. So
the earth is taking her in. As you see, um...
Her eyes slowly open as you see her being consumed
by the earth. Can I, like, cut into it? I'm trying
to, like, grab this body. I want to do anything
I can to resist it. But it is... It is magic.
It is like a spell. Yes. I'd like to count. All
right. It is not being cast by her. It's not
being cast by her? That sounds like a god. The
god. Does the cat mirror fall again? I use my
magical detection. How far does that go? 30 feet.
Yeah, so you see the ground around her is magic.
It's absorbing her. That's going to be a 17 %
check. I just had a really funny image of you
hitting her with sentinels. As you see your friend
who was a scout, you turn around as you see him
chanting, and then you see him wave, and then
you see him pop. Okay, but that's a separate
thing, right? Can I counter -stop this thing?
No, you see him, like, wave and then go behind
the tree. Oh. How far away is he? So he was,
like, a good 30 feet from you guys. You guys
were doing the action, so he popped behind the
tree. Oh, can I fireball that tree? Yeah. I like
to fireball that tree. Perfect. Yeah, so you
see the tree go and he's gone. He's, like, 30
feet. Like, I want to cast it at... Fireball's
120 feet. Oh, yeah. I can cast it that far. He
went behind the tree and then casted that spell.
Is this initiative? No, you guys were on initiative.
You didn't say we were on initiative. Oh, yeah.
Well, this is all kind of happening at the end.
So as you see, Nix, you were right to not trust
the scout. Which is crazy, because I got an insight
of 25 to see if this guy was... He was being
truthful. He was being truthful. I got you, Gazo.
Yeah. Don't trust anything. I'm going to look
at Yoharis. I'm like, oh, don't hurt the fucking
innocent, huh? Actually, fuck yourself. I mean,
I will say this, Nyx. That's my fault. I mean,
I was on Yoharis' side 100%. I thought I could
trust that guy. I thought I had a good read on
that man. So, we agree. Random kill on sight?
On sight. On sight. I was nice for your horrors.
Look where that fucking got us. I mean, maybe
we should approach the situation as it comes.
Nah, bro. I changed my ways once. I get people
wrong immediately. Change your ways at all. What
do you mean? I would have killed him any other
day. I was trying to be nice for you. I knocked
his ass out. Knocking a man's ass out is you
being nice? Better than me killing him. Franklin.
Yeah. In your head, you'll hear... You said he
was casting a spell? Yeah. Franklin, in your
head, you'll hear... You said he was being truthful
about being a fighter. He was being truthful
about... He was being truthful, but... You hear
in your head... We've been infiltrated in our
ranks is the information burger talking to you
He says no longer just Luther Yep Trust the fucking
information broker. Yes, you hear that in your
head as you say Keep a lookout. He is collecting
the war photos And he says, you know what to
do in case Your new friend who you guys had helped
wasn't actually your friend. He was never our
friend. I wanted to kill him, but I heard, wait,
wait, wait. I went, ha, wait, wait, wait. He
was a scout. That's my bad, Nix. Red Giant Bear.
He was kind of watching the action. Like I said,
maybe next time we just... Kill them? We just
approach it. I was vindicated again. I can do
at least three of those eight moves a day. Yeah.
Remember how I said, why can't just nice things
happen to us? I feel pretty good about this one.
I mean, there is a village nearby you guys haven't
checked yet, so. True. Hey, that's a village
of traitors. Oh, well, anyways. We'll catch you
next time. Hopefully we don't burn the village
down. Later, nerds. Later, nerds.