But anyways, this is freaking nerds.
Freaky nerds, a D&D podcast where we have where we have some dank and smoke some
drink. We're now friends all back together playing Dungeons and Dragons.
I am Lazzagna Mosca, the druid wood elf cleric.
And fun false fact about Harun is he actually has a twin sister.
As well, that's not that's not obviously the the human one.
It is a robot one like Harun and it is an evil version of Harun.
Her name is Helena.
That implies that I'm good.
Did you say Helena or Helen?
No, no, no.
You know what? That is actually that I'd like that one better.
That's it. That's how you talk to the evil one.
Oh, it's my junk drawer.
That is a great.
Do you want to do that is a great false fact.
My name is Mark and I play Harun Wen, a warforged monk, kind of a baby,
kind of a man.
Oh, false fact about Nix is that he actually used to be a woodworker
and he was great at making chairs his height.
But he actually really struggled with tables.
I mean, I don't know what it was, but he got frustrated
and ended up just using them as target practice and gave it.
Couldn't really figure out the table thing.
No, no. Four legs balance is bullshit.
Even though the chair has four legs, he's just like, where's the back on?
Yeah, where's the back?
Where am I supposed to put the back on this table?
I think woodworking chairs are just like literal stumps.
Nothing to them. Well, I just made stools, but with a back to it.
So it was only three legs. Yeah.
Were they good stools? Yeah.
Did no one ever need stool softener?
Doug.
Singer. Stay hard.
I'm Nix, the barbarian, the formerly rock troll, now a rock gnome.
False fact about.
Frankie, Frankie, dude, it's been two weeks.
Hey, we're in the holiday season.
It's getting busy.
Yeah. All these days are blurring.
Yeah. Are you high, Cameron?
Oh, my God. Yeah.
What do you think I was doing before?
Yeah. What?
His best cut that, cut that, cut that, cut that.
So he was doing his wife.
So Frankie.
I'll throw it right.
Right.
I would say Frankie has abnormally small feet, even for his fairy size.
What size?
He has shoe filler.
Like, I don't know, they look small even on him.
That's why he flies everywhere, because he can't walk.
It's too off balance.
That's a false fact.
That's most of baby feet.
Hi, I'm Frankie.
I'm the guard, the fairy, and I'm here for general chaos.
Not private chaos.
And getting favors.
Yeah, well, I mean, favors will lead to more chaos eventually.
A fun false fact about Y'Harris is that...
hidden away in his pack, he's got two red glittery slippers
that if he taps them twice will take him home.
All fae have that.
You have that.
I would like to point out my shoes are not red.
They're green, but still glittery, of course.
It's the glitter that makes them magic and take you home, not necessarily the color.
Yes.
It's just tied to location.
Anyway, hello.
Actually, I'll get a little closer so that way I don't have to talk so loud.
Hello, I'm a being of divine light, but tonight I will be playing Y'Harris Scythrith,
the summer Ilandrin ranger.
And a fun false fact about Lasagna is that if you say his name as Lasagna,
he will attempt to kill you.
And that's a sleeper.
We don't know.
I was going to say, you know...
We haven't tested it out.
What if that's his trigger word?
That awakens the sleeper, so...
Pasta.
We need to start asking what his family's names are.
What's his sister Marinara doing, you know?
I don't have a sister Marinara, but that's actually a pretty good one.
That was cousin mozzarella.
You don't have to wink at me like that, Will.
I know.
There was some lore that you dropped a while ago about your family's names.
Yeah, Rigette and Tony.
Yeah, that's her.
I just couldn't remember if you had any siblings, canonically.
Uncle Penny, no!
I forgot about Rigette and Tony!
I'm glad you brought that up.
Yes.
I remember.
Rigette and Tony.
We'll forget Rigette and Tony.
I remember the lore.
But, yes, thank you.
I was going to say, based on the previous false facts about Lasagna having a dark past,
maybe Lasagna is my trigger word to go back to my old bed.
He gets a thousand yard stare and then he's like...
That used to be his street name.
They call me Lasagna.
He's like, I don't play those games!
Lasagna don't play no shit!
I'm like, oh, sorry, sorry.
Part of me came out and I thought I bought a long ago.
We got to get Lasagna to the Quater Hater's wall.
Oh, jeez.
He's going to have a gold tooth in.
Yes.
All right, Gonzo.
Lowrider cart.
What socks are you wearing?
Is that an ingredient list?
No, this is...
Me and you go together, so get it, me and you, because their menu sucks.
Oh my God.
Hopefully I'm going to take you guys out tonight.
Is that a Chinese menu?
Socks, yes.
Socks?
You might want something off the menu.
That's a little too pricey for me.
It reminds me of Christmas.
He'll be extra.
You like these?
Yeah.
Chinese menu is too cheap for me.
I don't know.
That's a little...
Some of those meals look a little too hot for me.
See this?
Is this a lunch special?
Lunch special?
Yeah.
Very special.
Oh, that's because he is a lunch special.
Bro, I'll be your lunch special, bro.
I'll fill you up.
That's one chow mein is your main chow.
Three square meals.
I'll have plenty of meat for you.
Oh, God.
He's thinking of the real fact.
Yeah, the real fact, please.
What's the real fact?
The real fact is about Y'all Harvies.
Hello.
Ooh.
He spent 24 hours, actually over 24.
He spent a lot of time meditating.
So he was deep in thought.
So now he is going to...
He's a bit calmer now.
He's kind of sitting there and meditating.
So now he's just...
We'll be preaching more about meditation
because it's now his center of balance.
Is he a yoga dude now?
Yeah.
Not a stay, dude.
Hey, hey, hey.
Don't shoot me.
Let's meditate.
Is it going to help him with missing the...
The lady he left behind?
Your mind's a little more centered now.
It'll help me with missing the point.
He gets a level of monk.
Oh, jeez.
Hey.
Your heart's just getting to be a better person than us now.
Deep in thought, and I mean that hole over there.
Still got that dog in me.
Yeah, you just feel like...
You feel just calmer than you have before.
You feel less on edge.
That's what a good nappledeaf is.
Hell yeah, that's a good napp.
He kind of...
Yeah, so you guys are kind of waking up.
Oh, who wants to do the recap?
Yeah, you'll be less on edge and also...
I mean, I could.
Now when you meditate...
Yeah, let the champ do it.
It'll help you reduce your anger quicker.
Solid.
I'll write that down.
So the Gar Clan said that the war souls
are helping the Goliaths and the Necromancers.
And that the prophecy says that the last dragonborn is going to save us.
I think that's Karab, the last red dragon's son.
We also found out that Nyx is wanting to win that guy's armor.
It's magic.
We berated Gar a lot.
A lot, a lot.
I feel bad for the kid.
I definitely do.
Harun feels bad, but that's because he got empathy.
We also did a fight night because it was in remembrance of...
Thadakus, Thadakus.
Yeah, Thadakus.
I just heard Saruman Bafin go, ehh.
As like Harun socks Nyx in the face.
Natural 20 to take him down.
Oh my god.
You see Lozagna just crying.
I don't think I was here for this because none of this shit sounds familiar at all.
You were meditating.
Shit, if you donate now you can save a note.
What the fuck did this happen?
You got busy during the storm, remember?
Oh yeah, you're right.
I had to prevent my house from flooding.
You got sandbagged.
Yeah, so Nyx needed rock, paper, scissors to see who could have the strongest.
He won in that, so he fought the strongest and I fought the second strongest.
And then we fought each other and I won by presence of mind.
Did he tell you what he won?
Oh, you get the end recap.
His heart.
Yes, so we have one belt that gives a bonus to AC while wearing it.
It's a big belt, so you want a title belt.
Yeah.
Of course you give him a title belt.
Because Thad wanted one.
So Harun has a title belt, but he has relinquished the custody over to Jalen because I believe
in a real match where we have our armor and our weapons, that would be a lot harder.
So Harun wants to have him keep it until he can challenge him for real.
On a side note, Dairy Thanksgiving, I was talking to my cousin about that and we were joking.
He was like, wait, you know monks only get it over non-magical.
You're still good for resistance.
I was like, fuck.
Only gets non-magical?
Yeah.
So that specifically says, you're attached to magical for the purpose of coming resistance
to non-magical.
So barbarian resistance over rise.
Oh.
Yeah.
So you might have won that one then.
Yeah, I took double damage essentially that whole fight.
I mean, I did mention this.
I was like, it probably would have come close.
But you also have all his key points.
I was going to say, I told him, I was like, the fact that I think if you were able to
use your resistance on top of that, it would have been a lot closer.
Yeah.
I'm also down to René back at some point.
You also got an ass roll for your second win.
Yeah, second.
I fucking had a surge and got a one and a two.
Oh my god.
So funny.
It was so funny.
I could have like, I almost had him if I could have landed either of those hits and I got
a one and a two.
So funny.
Damn.
But we all agree, right?
If we run it back, it's going to be with some magical support so that...
Oh yeah, that would be hilarious.
I'm down for that.
The team gets involved.
That would be very hilarious.
Right, so they talked about this.
So he would be with Nyx and Lasagna would help Harun.
So they would be, them two against them two, does he would win?
Yeah.
Me and him would be in the pit, but they get to help us with whatever magic they choose.
Okay.
Frankie helping Nyx and Lasagna helping Harun.
Which I think is hilarious.
Did you want to add anything?
I'll write it down.
Did you want to add anything else?
It'll be the referees.
Because I have one thing I wanted to add.
That was all.
To the recap.
The half didn't happen.
Oh my god.
Well, there's actually two things.
There's two things then, if you're talking about that.
What else?
Were you finished with the recap?
I also gave the leader of the guard clan one of my sending stones.
I want that on the record because...
I do remember that.
So that if while we're off and about, if something happens, they can call us back and we try
to get back as fast as possible.
We were glossed over.
You have something.
That being this one.
Frankie's part, I'm not aware of.
You have a red crystal right now.
Yes.
We also ran around and tried to catch each other over this thing.
Harun didn't even know what it was, but he wanted it when he saw it going back and forth.
I think Nyx did too, actually.
We both got caught up in the game.
When I used my detect magic, I think I saw that too.
No, it wasn't magic.
It was a ruby.
It was a giant ruby crystal.
Anything that shines.
It was a ruby.
The one thing I will add is Lasagna now has advantage on animal handling checks because
we finished the dinosaur quest.
That's canon.
Oh, shit.
Was that just Lasagna?
Because I feel like that was a group effort.
No, I mean...
What about dinosaurs specifically for the rest of us?
You're real for that.
I'm just saying.
We also have a Ranger here that helped out.
I don't think Harun did as much with the animals.
Nyx already has advantage on alcohol checks.
Actually, I already have advantage on animal checks.
Not charisma, just people handling.
I mean, you got the dancing skills.
You got just the mic skills in general.
You're going to woo them.
Plus, you can just whip out these flowers out of nowhere.
You're like, wow.
They're just smitten.
I would be like, there's more where that's coming from.
Harun got empathy.
New skill gained.
Where do we pick up at?
You guys wake up.
It's morning.
All of you had...
Sorry.
One last thing to add.
We have a little questy quest to go save a kid.
Yeah.
They're in the ruins.
Yeah.
Were we not already on the way there, or did we rest?
No, you guys were going to rest after the fight.
We rested up.
Yeah, because you guys had that fight.
He expanded all your resources.
I was going to say we also had our little thing tassel going on afterwards where we both used spells.
I think it was better that we just were like, let's just go to bed.
I think Frankie wakes up pleased thinking, me and Lazzagna have really cemented our best friend in these relationships.
Yeah, you guys all wake up.
Nick, you're fine.
You drank a lot, but you're fine.
You're used to this.
I'm a functional alcoholic.
You wake up and you immediately go find some wine.
Everyone else, Yoharis, you wake up, you're feeling refreshed.
You haven't felt this refreshed in a while.
You were in a deep meditative state, and you just feel like a spring.
You're just like, wow, I feel so agile.
Then you see the rest of your friends, and you guys notice a pep in the step that Yoharis is just kind of...
Maybe it's also because you've got to watch a really good fight.
Two really good fights.
Actually, no, three.
We'll include Frankie also turned into a giant gorilla and proceeded to knock the fuck out of two halflings.
At once.
Yeah, but then the chief decided it couldn't be a monkey fight.
He's like, this might be overdoing it.
Whole lot of monkey business.
You see, I was thinking about doing that as well, but he said that class actions also count as magic.
He was just straight hand to hand for...
I can man the shapeshifter Lee. Let's go.
I was going to say, if you guys had wanted to compete in it, you guys both could have just tried to turn into giant monkeys and just fought each other on equal grounds.
I think actually, just in animal form, I would beat the brakes off of him right now.
Not La Zaga.
Because Polymorph lets me go to CR7 of Beast.
Oh, I didn't know that.
That's not a slide on La Zaga. That's just the way the spell works.
I can only go to...
You're only one right now.
I think it's two now.
Wait, what's your circle?
Gotta agree on an animal.
Circle of the Moon, yeah, you should be...
I think I'm two until I hit Druid level six.
Yeah, and then you'll hit three because it goes through every two.
But I'm only five levels in Druid.
Yeah.
But I could do two and I can shape as a bonus action.
Yeah.
I love Circle of the Moon. It's one of my favorites.
You guys pick up...
You guys don't really see Nix right away, but you assume he's probably getting something to drink.
Nix, you found the drink and they're already kind of eating and drinking.
He woke up after all of us.
Oh, you're right. Yeah, he sleeps longer than everyone.
Nix, everyone's already awake.
I wake up in the same. Me and Franky wake up.
And Yohars, you need four hours, right?
Yeah.
Okay, so you've been awake. Yeah, you've been awake with La Zaga and...
At some point, Haruna wakes up and then you guys are all kind of with each other.
Did we get... Did they tell us where the ruins were?
Yes, we were on our way there, but then we were suggested by the chief.
To not to. Yeah, we're like, nah.
Sounded an awful lot like a smith.
Yeah.
Well, La Zaga's gonna stretch for about 10 minutes before we head out.
I'm gonna walk up to Yohars with a bottle of Hootchenhand.
Oh, Yohars is great to see you, bud.
Yeah, you missed out on the festivities.
I suppose so, but I think I needed all that time to myself. I feel much better.
That's good. You might feel a little bit worse, and I hand you the Hoot.
You say worse, and I say, what do you mean? And I uncork it.
How does it smell?
Wait, which one is this? Is this the Goliath or is this the Dwarven Dwarven?
Oh, this is the Dwarven stuff? Or you're getting some of the local stuff?
They probably do what was ever out, which would be the local stuff.
Yeah, so this is some of their wine, so it's very strong and sour.
I take a whiff, and oh, this shit is local! I take a swig.
It's strong.
I lean in, and I'm like, if you can handle the Dwarven, you can handle this pussy shit.
Oh, dude.
It's not as strong as the Dwarven stuff, but it's pretty good.
I hand the bottle back to Nix. This is like juice in comparison to what we had previous, I agree.
It is very good, though.
Well, since I was out for some time, what did we all find out?
I think we're ready to go raid some ruins soon.
You remember the guard kid getting kidnapped?
No.
Well, the information broker gave us information saying that, hey, these guys kidnapped and they have good shit.
So if you get them back, we'll get good stuff.
Oh, yeah, so you weren't here for that, but they offered a suit of armor.
They have magical suits of armor.
Made of dragon scales.
It may actually be worth it.
So we know where the kid might be or we know where they're camped out, and that's where we're going.
You ready to go take care of business?
Oh, absolutely. Before we start heading out, these people, kidnappers, I have no sympathy for lethal force, I'm assuming, right?
Yes, and I also I'm going to whisper this to him is because of the nature of it.
They are also part of the Emerald Claw, we think.
Oh, I'm going to skin these fuckers alive.
If you save one, they're going to die screaming.
No, wait, wait, wait.
If you save one of them, you interrogate.
Don't I sound just like you, Horace?
I'm going to die screaming.
Yeah.
That's not good.
You fairy bastard.
I agree with Harun, though.
We should take one back for questioning.
We have the shackles of shocking.
Oh shit.
Wait, do you have those?
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah, I was like, who had those last?
I do.
I have them in the bag of holding.
So most of the stuff is in there.
My only question is, are we going to go now or are we going to wait until nightfall?
I think we go now.
Okay.
Might as well just see what we see.
And if we get into some mess, we get into some mess.
We leave the cart here, though.
That's what I would suggest.
Yeah.
Maybe we try to stealth our way in.
If you guys are good at stealthing.
I know.
And I look over towards the barbarians.
I look at you in a straight face and say, oh, I'm great.
In all fairness, Lasagna, he has gotten better over our time.
I was like, maybe with some magic.
I give him a wink.
I give Frankie a wink.
No, I'm great.
I do stealth all the time.
Big Gar has been kind of just listening to this and kind of he's dropping, be like, comes over with a bottle.
Good morning, fellas.
I just couldn't help listening to the plan.
I like bewildered when he says plan.
Any special requests for when we find your son's kidnappers?
Extra punishments?
Whatever you do to them, I'd rather not know.
Then you won't know.
You say less, good sir.
What does he look like?
Does he look like Gargar?
Yeah, they're twins.
Oh, they're twins.
That's right.
I forgot about that.
Yes.
One's a useful twin and one's a completely useless one.
They went on their first adventure and they were both scared, but Gar just kept getting scared.
Lar went the opposite and he got brave.
Lar and Gar.
Gar, Lar.
We always have a hard time telling them apart until one of them got brave and one didn't.
All right.
Any other questions?
How far away is their camp from our current position?
They moved last we heard was they were in the ruins, but that's the last we heard.
We don't know if they've moved from center.
They tend to...
I think the quicker we get after them, the better the chance we catch up to them.
Did you boys eat yet?
Yeah.
No.
Drinking?
No.
Nick's drinking hooch does not count.
No, I do not.
That's because it's actual food.
But if the hooch is made out of fruit...
Yeah.
No, this is essentially just fruit in the...
No, listen to Frankie.
Do not encourage this behavior.
The last thing I want is this one puking while we're in the middle of a fight.
I call it poison damage.
It would be damage done upon yourself and not them.
Usually it's our destruction.
Oh, yeah, because slipping on puke is something that we all want.
Can we maybe just get some food for the road?
Yes, we can do that.
We can pack you some food.
Yeah, that'd be amazing.
And then you can eat when you're hungry.
So don't forget to get the plus one of these.
Yeah, so they...
Oh, yeah.
What?
This time on Dragon Ball.
Yeah, we had a fried chicken break for fried chicken.
Quite good.
Thank you.
So we were heading to the ruins during the fried chicken break.
I'm all suited up.
Thank you, Shasta.
I'm gonna put on my stuff.
I'm gonna be all suited up.
And I'm going...
Put the belt on, too.
I'm going to hesitantly put on the belt, but I don't feel right about it.
I actually might even take it off before we get there.
Because it doesn't feel right.
I was gonna ask this.
Does the belt count as armor?
Mm-hmm.
It counts as armor, or is it just like...
Magic armor.
The reason why I'm asking is because of his barbarian, unarmored defense.
I'm wearing armor. I have medium armor.
Well, also the same thing with monks, because monks have unarmored defense.
Oh, that's being different.
Because you know what I mean?
Because if that's counted as armor, he doesn't get his unarmored defense feature.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
We'll just say this is a magic thing.
We'll override that.
What is a magic thing?
The belt, if he wears it.
Okay.
Yeah, I was just curious.
Yeah, I'm gonna either rate, because I'm gonna wear my medium armor.
It just gives you plus 1 AC.
I gave the belt to Nyx.
Yeah, we were just talking about the new ruling.
I actually, I'm gonna feel weird about it, because I didn't get to beat him.
So I'm gonna hand it over to Y'allharus, because he was uninvolved in the situation.
And tell you to hold on to this until me and Harun can really settle it.
Alright.
I'm not gonna explain any further. I'm walking away.
It's a magical belt.
Y'allharus, put it on.
See how it looks on you.
Would it fit me?
Okay.
I go ahead and I put it on.
It was made for a goliath.
Oh, it would definitely fit you.
Yeah, you're right.
Now you have plus 1 AC.
Yeah, it gives you a plus 1 AC.
Yeah, I just don't feel right. I didn't beat him.
So, Nyx wouldn't feel right about that.
Right, right.
But if I beat your ass, then I would definitely beat him.
Put it right about what?
Wearing the belt.
Oh, you don't want to wear the belt?
I would have to beat you. It doesn't feel right.
Yeah, it doesn't feel like honorable wearing it.
Well, maybe at the ruins you guys can settle a bet.
For the meantime.
Yeah.
Maybe while we're at the ruins, y'all can settle a bet.
I mean, after we finish what we gotta do here, yeah, we can see what's up with that.
So, at the ruins, whoever gets the most kills comes away.
I think that's a fair wager.
Are we all allowed to join on this?
Whoever gets the most kills, what?
You guys compete for the belt. Will everybody else compete for prestige?
Yeah.
Wait, above table, now it's a killing contest for the belt?
I'm down to have a friendly competition, I still want to run the hands.
I was gonna say, if it's for the belt, our rune's gonna take the belt back, if that's what we're doing.
I'm already wearing it.
Yeah, so right now, Nyx gave it to Yoharis as a non-biased third party, since he slept through it,
to hold onto it until we can officially settle it in our 1v1.
One and a half, slash one and a half, since there will be support.
About how far away are we from the ruins?
Obviously I know we're not there, but based on what's his name told us, Gargargar told us?
Yeah, Gargargar. We can call him Biggar, if you want.
Triple P.
I like to refer people by their first and last names, so Gargargar.
You weren't here when... for the fields joke.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's the Garfields.
Oh my god!
The fields of Gar.
The Garfields.
The Gargargar and the Garfields.
I was playing that one for months.
I love that.
So, by the way, when we were going through these fields, would you call them grassland by chance?
Yeah, the carton's like...
Okay, cool, then we get there very quick, because that's a part of my natural explorer, that's one of my favorite terrains.
Nice.
So, with the directions that... and Harun, Gargargar, you drew a rough map, so Harun's kind of just... along with Y'all, Harus is navigating.
You guys are able to get to these ruins, so what are you guys going to come upon?
Before we get up there, I will cast Pass Without a Trace.
Are you guys delving?
That was the original plan, so I'm going to stick with it.
So, before we move in, I'm going to tell everybody that we're going to move in a little bit more quieter now.
Everyone will stealth?
Plus 10 to any of your stealth checks.
Oh, you're good.
Oof.
Wee.
Oh, no.
At least 28.
Nat 1?
So, thank you for that, because I got a dirty 20 off of that.
I got a dirty 30.
I got 19.
29.
Harun?
He said 28.
28? Okay. Damien, you guys are all sneaky.
Sneaky sneaky.
I told you that Nyx was getting better.
I feel like when we get to the point of your super high 20s, people are just fading out of existence.
You turn around and you see Frankie just...
You forgot to look up.
I got a 30. I'm the highest one here.
Oh, I forgot to add my plus 2.
Gano, they look around. You're just gone.
Where's Frankie?
Or is he even here at all?
Try walking and do that.
Some of us actually make footsteps.
We have to cover it up.
Sucks to suck, you know?
As it turns out, I'm illiterate. It's a dirty 21.
Okay.
Damn, we were all above 20 then.
I think it's over 19, but that's about everyone.
Oh, no, I forgot to add my plus 2, so I got 21.
Oh, nice. Okay.
So you guys are sneaky.
So you guys are coming up...
So when we meet Ruin, do you see old towers and what looks like a...
What were structures at one point that had been destroyed?
As you're walking up, you see the grass in some of the areas.
It looks like it's been scorched and nothing's growing in certain areas.
You see them before in other places where there's battles.
You're all kind of remembering the scars of war.
You see more of this.
Yeah, you guys are coming upon the ruins, and right now...
There's no one there?
Let me survival check, actually, see if you can find...
All of us?
Yeah, whoever's looking for...
You guys come up on the ruins, you don't see anyone so far.
Guidance on my cell?
If you guys are looking around for tracks or anything.
I rolled a 6.
Rolled a 7.
I got a 17 plus 5.
22.
I got 22 and I got a 20.
Everyone's looking around and...
Nyx, noticing, he's close to the ground, he sees tracks on the floor.
They look fresh, they had just moved out possibly within a day or so.
I walk up to Yalaharis, I'm like, hey, I gotta show you something.
And then I'm gonna yank you down to the floor with me.
To look at the tracks.
Come down here, come down here.
I'm about to say, I wanna oppose that.
That's too much.
You find...
Straight strength or athletic?
Strength.
Oh, fuck yeah.
You find what looks like a fire that had just been put up possibly within a day.
What did you roll?
19.
21.
Fuck!
What did you roll?
21.
What'd you get?
19.
He's strong, you remember he's strong, but then he just bugs up and just...
Yalaharis was a lot stronger than you were expecting him to be.
It might be the extra three feet of height on you.
I'm gonna slow hold on, so at my elevated state, I'm gonna point to the tracks, dangling.
I'm just gonna look at you hanging off of the collar of my shirt.
You can just gesture next time, and I pop you off and sit you down on the ground.
But I do get down on the ground on a knee, and I look at the tracks.
As this happens, Lazzagna's by the fire, and he's gonna look at them and be like,
guys, this fire's about half a day to a day, so if we rush them, we could get to them by nightfall.
With Yalaharis leading, we're quicker than your average group, and we're not many, so we're even faster because of that.
We just need to make sure we're following the tracks and we don't lose them.
Do we mean to say that they're not here, they went somewhere else, or they're deeper in?
The tracks, do they go away from the ruins?
Yeah. Oh, I forgot to mention, because you guys had started leaving already, Biggar had let you guys use claw foots.
Oh, so, well, the people that can ride the claw foots.
Yeah. You mean Harun's side.
I don't think Lazzagna can. He's pretty tall.
Just me and Frankie.
Yeah, Frankie wanted to, they had extra claw foots.
Okay.
Yeah.
So, Nix has a claw foot.
Yeah.
If you wanted a claw foot, he would allow you to get one.
No, I wouldn't be afraid of them, because I'm getting ready for a fight. I wouldn't be afraid of them getting hurt.
Okay.
Is he riding Harun?
I actually was gonna see if, since Yalaharis was gonna lead the way with him doing the tracks, I'm gonna look at Yalaharis, Mike.
Nix said, here's a bell, and as soon as he gets distracted, Nix just climbs on his back.
So, I'm just gonna get up here, and I'm gonna try to like, kind of get up on him, and be like, all right, let's go track these guys down.
I'm just curious, does Nix ever like, courtesy ask like, left or right for where to hang his nuts?
Oh, you're gonna go straight down the middle.
Straight down the back.
Yeah, the courtesy is straight down the middle.
You gonna let him climb?
Yes, but-
I'm only 50 pounds.
I do say, listen man, I appreciate the belt, but just be, ask. All you have to do is ask.
We're stealthy.
I'm gonna buck him off.
Go ahead and roll me your strength. I know you're gonna-
Guys, guys, I love this, but we're losing daylight.
Damn it.
He uses his hands.
I rolled a nine.
Damn.
Yeah, you kind of slip, because you're just, you're laughing, and then you just lose your balance.
All right, I get up and I-
My rune walks over him.
That being said-
He like, goes out of his way to do it.
I do offer a hand to help him back there.
He's all the way to the left, and he's just-
Oh, yeah.
Does anybody else feel like Karun's taken a turn since he learned empathy?
He's not as nice as he used to be.
I just don't have patience when others don't.
Dork empath.
All right, guys, I say we try to move out and try to catch him before nightfall.
I agree.
Or catch up to him at nightfall.
I offer a hand down to Nix to see if he wants to get back up.
I take it and get back up.
At this point, I think we're probably good with stealthy since we know they're not nearby,
and we probably just try to move as quick as possible.
Yeah.
I think they're probably resting right on that bed now.
You've got like a nice footwork.
Exactly.
So as you guys are tracking them, as you see-
My mouth gets in the pelvis.
The tracks look as they're moving towards more heavily wooded areas.
So they're heading towards coverage.
Okay.
What time of the day is it?
So you guys, it's about late afternoon now, about the time you guys get there.
So you guys are traveling along, and it takes you guys a couple hours to get to where the tracks are,
and it's a forest that it leads to.
And that's kind of where the tracks stop.
Can I try to see, like, do I smell a fire nearby?
Rolling a perception check.
Can I also roll a perception check?
Guidance.
Go ahead and roll a perception check.
I can't smell.
Yeah, no, you can do anything.
So I rolled a four, and it turns into a 16.
I rolled an 18.
I got a 21.
Holy shit.
Perception?
I know, I get that.
25.
I can't do my strength checks.
25.
I can't smell, but I got a 25.
Yeah, you, everyone's kind of looking around, and then everyone's looking up,
and as Nyx clocks lines up your shoulder, you also get a better look.
As you guys kind of notice what looks like possibly smoke from a fire.
Nyx is on your hearse.
No, the hearse is right here.
Yeah, but I also want-
Yeah, you go back up and help me up.
Yeah, I let him back up.
Oh, on you?
Yeah.
Oh, cool, dope.
I thought you meant up off the ground.
Cool, I'm down with that.
Well, that too.
Yeah, so obviously since he's taller than Harun, you got a better view,
so you kind of see there's some smoke kind of dissipating towards kind of deeper into the wood.
I squeeze my thighs ever so slightly on him and point to the smoke.
I see it too.
It's good that they're-
Sorry, was that something you might point out or say to all of us?
Yeah.
In that case, would I be able to just kind of fly high enough to just peek my head over the tree line
to kind of see how far out that smoke is?
I was thinking-
Guess.
Could I also try to guess how far it is based off where he is,
where the Gart clan is and the fields, because I've been drawing a map,
so I should have like a relative distance.
Yeah, pull out your fucking-
Oh, so he's triangular.
Yeah, the triangular fucking thing.
I have the tools.
Roll for trigonometry.
I think that's geometry, isn't it?
I think it's tree.
What is the name of that?
I'm pretty sure that's also just called a compass.
No, I don't even get my proficiency bonus because of my carton.
The little thing with the pencil?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's also referred to as a compass.
Really?
I'm like 90% certain. It's been a while, though. I can't remember.
Abilities.
Sorry, there was a lot going on.
You flew up. Go ahead and roll another proficiency check for when you're in the air.
Nat 20.
Nice.
Holy shit.
So you see a clearing, but you see like right where there's like a-
There's like a lot of trees and the center's kind of clearing where it looks like there's like a-
sort of like giant rocks.
They look like it's probably a cave or something where most likely that's where they are.
But it looks like it's probably about like a good like 2-300 feet into the woods.
Okay, but not really far time-wise.
No, so you'd be able to get in there just like there's a lot of thick woods in between the-
Do you announce this to the group?
Oh yeah, no. I come right back down and be like, hey guys, so there's a cave about-
looks like a cave at least, like about 200-300 feet that way.
Looks like the fire's coming from-
Our room runs up maybe like a few seconds after that and relays the information like he didn't know you already knew.
Just say that you didn't.
Oh, yeah, no.
And then you're like, you got it.
Oh.
But yeah, so it looks like they're inside a little cave system or something.
So they're about- you say they're about 200-300 feet.
Do we want to do another stealth mission so we can try to get-
I think it's best bet. Just so that we- or at least our first-
whatever the first encounter we run along is.
Yeah, I like it.
Frankie, I'm only asking because I had to use a spell slot earlier.
Do you happen to have something that might help us here?
I do not. I am personally very stealthy, but not magically.
No, no problem. I'm just carrying, you know, just asking.
Pure skill on this side.
I will just cast Pass Without a Trace one more time on us.
How long does it last?
It only lasts an hour, which is why I asked earlier how long it was taking us to do this.
So, I'm gonna roll stealth.
We have guidance. Plus ten, everybody.
I got 25.
Alright.
13 plus 2 plus 10, so 25.
Same thing as me.
19.
Plus 10?
Plus 10.
32.
Oh wait, wait, no, no, wait. Then 29.
You guys want to know what I did in the war?
Yeah, you guys, Frankie goes into the trees and it kind of looks like he just disappears.
You see the trees that he went into, but he's gone.
Nice.
And then the rest of you guys just sling into the trees and you guys all just...
And we try to get a good view on what we're looking at here.
I would stay in... is it getting dark?
It's getting towards like early evening.
Okay. I would walk in front just because I have really good dark vision and also blind
sight to see if there's any like hidden traps.
And you're not staying on your Horus?
No, I'm assuming your Horus is gonna get in position for a ranged fighter.
Yeah, right, right.
I'm walking up, I would try to lead in front to kind of...
I'll go up there with you.
Then I'm gonna point my finger at both of you, like one after the other, just to hear
in your head.
I'm going a little ahead, I'll send a warning.
Like if I see something, I'll let you guys know.
But yeah, so I'm just message casting that.
To everyone?
Do we get a reply to that?
No, I don't think you do.
But you know it worked.
You have the target and only the target hears the message and can reply.
Oh, you can reply in a whisper that only I can hear.
I will whisper to you.
Try to find...what's...Thargar?
Largar?
Largar.
Largar?
Yeah.
Try to find Largar and point him out to us as soon as you see him.
I will.
I will tell you about Largar, son of Gargargar.
Brother to Gargar.
Of the Gargar clan.
He gets caught off because you only get a little bit.
Brother of Gargar.
Oh no, yeah, it's unverse.
He keeps pointing at me.
Brother of Gargar.
Wait, which one?
You only said Gar.
I'm just finger gunning everybody.
Finger garring?
Finger garring.
I think you guys are traveling through the woods.
Finger garring.
Harun, go ahead and roll me a deck save.
A deck save?
Yes, as you trip over something.
Oh no.
You didn't tell us there was any traps.
You guys are joking.
I just can't.
I specifically said I was leading the pack so I could see stuff and any traps.
Hold on a god damn minute.
You lead the pack.
What?
There are tracks.
Dammit.
You aren't next to everyone though.
Harun also did say that he's going to go right next to you.
Yeah, that's fair.
There's probably not any traps in the trees.
By the way.
Is there damage associated with this?
Possibly.
The forest is also one of my favorite terrains, so would that help him out at all?
I'm pretty sure this applies to the forest area.
I think that just is talking about...
17.
17, yeah.
As you go to step, there's a rope that just goes to stab your foot.
You manage to just step over as it quickly just goes and launches into the trees.
Oh, I did trigger it, but I moved out of the way.
You're going to have to avoid it.
It doesn't slow our travel.
Or we can't become lost either.
I'm just trying to hide, I guess.
I mean, you're still stealthing, but...
When that triggers, does it make a noise?
It does.
But it also, so to speak, becomes a danger.
I'm trying to be like 100 feet ahead of them.
As far as I can be while still maintaining...
Yeah, you kind of hear that, and then you kind of see a movement as you kind of see and hear some rustling.
Does it seem like it's anything? Like it's people or it's just animals?
I'm rolling for 17.
It's going to be a 10.
It's hard to tell right now just because you don't know if maybe it was animals that got teared.
Then I'll hit everybody real quick with a heads up incoming.
Can we take a look around now?
Because I was already going to look around because I triggered the trap.
Guidance.
I rolled a natural fucking 1.
It's a 21.
It's super important.
Literally a natural 1 is the one thing I can't roll to at least get a 15.
I got a 13 in total.
21.
Nice.
Is that Harun?
Nix, synergy.
Yeah, we're both.
So you guys do hear, you said 21 as well?
Yeah, we're going to 21.
You do hear the movement as you hear from the direction you're going towards.
That's how you hear other movement now.
More towards where Frankie is or does it seem like it's even further?
From the ground, further ahead from where you guys are going towards.
I'm going to try to stealth then and try to hide.
You don't see anything and then you're kind of walking.
Go ahead and roll me a deck save as you don't see.
9 plus, sorry, 10.
Unfortunately, you get snagged.
So as you guys are about to do that, as you hear and you take 3 points of damage.
As this thing just kind of stabs into you, as this rope just cuts into you and pulls you up into the tree.
As you, all of you, you're hearing this noise and you see your friend, you turn around and you see him get pulled into the tree with this rope trap around his leg.
I'm trying to go for it.
As you see, you see Lazong get pulled up and he's kind of in the tree now.
Yeah, I'm trying to run up that tree to slice him down.
As a reaction, because I have my Moonsicle in my hand, while I'm getting pulled up, can I try to slice at it?
Yeah, go ahead and roll me, if you have your own weapon already.
Go ahead and roll me an attack disadvantage because this is why you're getting pulled up.
Yeah, because it's all like a whole thing.
8 plus 5, 13.
Yeah, you manage to cut the rope kind of like mid-air and then you do land and take another 4 damage because you land kind of awkward.
Kind of head first, scorpion myself.
And you land hard, you're like, oh fuck.
You do manage to get yourself out of it, but it did hurt a little bit, so it did cause quite a commotion.
Yeah, with whatever thing I have left because I'm on the ground, I'm going to try my best to just try to stealth.
Go ahead and roll me, no stealth, you are.
Passive-passive tracers still active, so go ahead and...
Okay, okay, I was just about to ask that.
Because you're still within the hour, so...
8 plus 2, 30, 20.
I want to ready Vicious Mockery in case I see anybody pop up near them.
Like I'm getting a little close, pulling back a little bit towards the group, not all the way, but within range.
I see them.
Or as they jump out.
Are you guys going to keep moving forward?
I'm going to stealth, I'm going to try to hide and stay back with the Zod.
Yeah, and like a...
Cause I'm assuming the Zod is behind me, right?
Huh?
I'm assuming the Zod is behind me.
Yeah.
So I'm going to just stay right where I am, I'm going to try to stealth and see if someone passes me to get to Luzagna.
Yeah, he uh... well you saw him cut himself free and then land.
I'm still going to stay right where I am and stealth to see if someone's going to come into us.
Alright.
I guess I would probably...
If I saw him not moving, then I guess I wouldn't move either.
Probably both stay stealth and...
So, just out of curiosity, so I know like the who's in front, and then how's the turn order...
Not the turn order, but like the marching line, I guess.
Us two at the front, side by side.
Okay.
And then wherever you three are.
I was like a hundred feet ahead, but I'm...
Right, I mean obviously I would have been behind you guys, probably with Y'allharas.
So Y'allharas probably saw that whole thing happen.
Yeah, you saw it happen too.
Okay, so I just want to kind of understand, so...
As you do see Lazogna, he got snared, so you are going to be a little more alert now.
That's why I'm staying in place, because to get to you they have to pass me.
Yeah, which is probably not a bad idea.
Obviously you would...
Yeah, they're probably going to go farther than where we're at.
Yeah, so you guys are kind of there, and go ahead and run for section checks.
All of us?
Yeah, all of us, whoever's hiding there, you two, because you're kind of flying.
Natural 20.
You don't notice your friends anymore, because you look...
Actually, depending on how you go for section, maybe we'll see some of your friends.
Oh, come the fuck on.
Another 13.
Yeah, you don't really see where your friends went, you think they hid again.
You also don't see...
You see some movement, but you can't really see what's making the movement.
I got natural 20, but for a total of 23.
Okay.
What did you get?
I got a 13.
Yeah, you kind of hear it from wrestling, but you don't know where it's coming from.
God damn.
21.
21?
Okay.
15.
15, yeah.
Same thing, you hear wrestling, but you don't really see it.
You notice as, at first, both of you, it looked like...
At first it seemed like the noises were coming from everywhere.
You couldn't tell if that was an illusion, but they are coming from everywhere, because
there's like five figures are kind of going towards where the lasagna was.
But they're all cloaked in what...
Some sort of cloak that's helping them blend into the environment.
Okay.
If they're moving through, are they...
They look like they're this, we're here, lasagna's here, like this, or is it like off-centered
a little bit?
Are they going to pass through us to get to lasagna?
All five are kind of just going through and searching.
Oh, so it's like a wave.
Yeah, they're kind of just going through.
So at least some of them are going to go near us.
Possibly, yeah.
Yeah, that would same question then, yeah.
So would one come to us or near us at any point in time that we can see?
What was your...
21.
21 for stealth?
Yeah.
Oh, for my stealth?
Yeah.
Can't remember what it was, honestly.
It was something pretty high.
It was something really high.
It was over 20, but...
Maybe I'll whisper to Nick's...
Go ahead and have your re-stealth.
Are we both re-stealthing then?
Yeah.
Pass out of the trace, still act on all the right.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're good.
As long as they're, I think, what is it, 30 feet?
30, 20.
30.
Hey, I got 30.
Oh my god.
But can we still know that we're there?
Because we're basically in the next search.
Yeah, I was thinking we're side by side.
Okay, so I'm going to whisper over to you and be like, do we want to wait until somebody
gets close and try to take them down quietly?
Yeah, I think we aim for the stealthy approach.
Do I see the...
I don't see the leaves moving without anybody being there.
You kind of see it moving, but you don't really see where it's going.
I have some caltrops.
You can't really tell.
You can't really see where it's going.
I have some caltrops.
You can't really tell.
I have some caltrops.
You can't really tell.
So wherever I see movement, I'm going to cast a fairy fire.
Like if I see footprints on the ground movement, but I don't see movement, I'm going to cast
a fairy fire on that area.
I have very strong...
You do that just so you don't...
That's fine.
We're going to do that?
Okay.
It is a concentration.
So yeah, I didn't notice that part, but yeah, I will cast fairy fire on that area.
They will need to make a dexterity saving throw.
All right.
As you cast down the area, you kind of just burn the bushes.
There's nothing...
There's no one behind there.
There was movement there, but then there wasn't.
But then you two...
Could I poison my dagger?
Not right now.
As you're kind of whispering, two of the figures kind of like walk side by side to you.
So you do have a quick reaction if you want to...
If it's a reaction, I'm going to hit.
What was your perception?
13.
No, they stealthed you high and so did the other ones.
I didn't realize there was one that was speaking.
I thought they were just walking up to them.
Do they look exactly the same or do they look a little bit different?
They're caught close.
You can't really tell, but they look like they're both like half-winds.
They look similar.
But they look like...
Well, you can't really see their faces.
Has anyone actually attacked anyone yet?
No.
I think I might go for a grapple.
Yeah.
Whoever he grapples, I was going to try to stow, honestly.
I don't know how you said.
You just said there's two coming towards us.
So I imagine maybe they're split around us.
Yeah.
So kind of like this way, one's on your left, one's on the right.
I'm going to go for a grapple, I guess.
I'm going to pull that.
Pull that.
Pull out?
Yeah, we will.
Me and Haruna must start fighting right now.
Pull out that thing.
So yeah, I'm going to probably go for a grapple then.
All right, go ahead and roll for the grapple.
Roll for the grapple?
Be like an arm strike.
That's 18.
18 hits, yeah.
So you actually grapple this half-wing as you kind of just...
You're a lot bigger than the half-wing, so you kind of just grab onto it and you're struggling,
but you're strong enough to just kind of pin it.
Are you good or bad?
On that vein, I'm going to walk up and put my knife to his throat, put my hand up to
his mouth.
If you fucking talk, you die.
What's your AC?
My AC?
19 hits.
Are you a friend?
19?
Yes.
Good cop, bad cop.
You grab one of them as the other one pops out behind you and just stabs you right in
the back.
Well, if I grab the one on my left, the other one would be on the other side of Nyx.
Yep.
There's five in total, remember.
Oh shit.
Oh, there's more further.
He told us how many there were.
There's five.
Yeah.
Okay.
They know there was five because they rolled really high.
Yeah.
Okay, how much damage?
You didn't.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Disadvantage.
Do I have the cloak on?
Oh yeah, okay.
Does it still hit?
Does it?
No, I'm assuming a nine doesn't hit.
No.
Is that how I think of the cloak?
So he attacked, which shouldn't mean he is visible right now, right?
Yep.
Can I get off that Vicious Mockery then that I was holding for anything?
Yeah, you kind of see it as a commotion as you're trying to fly into your friend and
you see someone try to stab Harun as in you see Nyx.
There was a guy next to you.
We're going to go for him.
We're going to go for the guy that he's being held.
The one that he was holding I was going to stab.
Okay, roll to stab because this is kind of happening simultaneously.
Did he answer me when I said, are you good or bad?
Oh no, he's actually also going to stab you, but I'm assuming, oh, disadvantage.
A ten doesn't hit.
No.
So yeah, the one that you held, like kind of like try to stab with the dagger, but he's
a little too constrained so he can't really get to like, get like a good like swing.
So he's kind of just like, say it.
Not even hurting you.
Stop it.
It's kind of like a dainty little like, he's not really hitting you because you're kind
of, you're holding his arms.
Are you just?
Can I quickly grab you?
Sounds like initiative at this point.
Oh yeah.
26 to hit.
What is the, it's a save, right?
Yeah, it's a 60 feet.
60 foot range.
Yeah, you do have that held.
Wisdom Saving Throw.
It's just a 60 feet.
16.
Oh, 16.
How much, how much is the radius for?
The radius?
Or is it just visual?
It's just visual.
Oh, okay, cool.
Yeah.
So, uh, what was the save?
It was a.
It's a wisdom save.
DC 16.
Oh yeah.
He got 19.
Okay.
Damn.
But yeah, everyone rolled initiative.
Uh, I hit him for 26 for 16 damage.
16 damage?
Oh yeah.
He is really fucked up.
He's, you stabbed him and he's starting to cough up blood.
Good.
Would you say that this was a reaction?
This?
Would you say, yeah, when.
No, this wasn't your, this was, this was your action.
Now we're, now we're.
Ah fuck.
Now we're, uh, everyone rolled initiative.
I, I.
I was asking if there was reactions for sentinel purposes.
Oh, I didn't.
For initiative I cast seven.
Like actually.
Okay.
Uh, 20.
Well, what?
I got a 20 as well.
Well, wait, plus two.
22.
I just got a 12.
I'm afraid I used my crit on initiative.
I want to go first.
Yeah.
Well, don't speak that into existence.
Would you get lasagna?
13.
What'd you get, uh, Harun?
Uh, six.
Damn.
Lasagna's not, I mean, I, I heard what you had done, but I was surprised, I'm surprised
that lasagna's not lasts.
That's usually what happens in initiative.
Yes, but, um, yeah, uh, you guys, so you noticed that Nix and Harun had like, Stabble guy as
like these two guys popped out and then another two.
So you guys are surrounded with, uh, all five of them are kind of next to you too.
My weapon does force damage now or whenever it's my turn and I use my buttons action.
I just, my weapon will do force damage.
That means he's a Jedi.
You're setting up the battle map right now.
Beep boop.
Bring out the battle automaton.
Why are they speaking Turkish?
Do you guys, uh, like any kind of, uh, historical war thing?
Um, with like, where they have like the big table of, the big map table with like, armies
on it.
Oh yeah, like the war map, yeah.
Yeah.
We all need like a little stick that pushes our midi.
I advance on the flank.
Dude, I wish, cause like, whenever you're doing.
A backstrasher?
Yeah, we don't get RC cars and put them onto the minis.
Cause like that would help out so much for Warhammer, dude.
There have been so many times when I wish that I had one of those.
Warhammer, what are you a fucking nerd?
Yeah.
I heard Warhammer can get intense though, man.
Like I have spent an entire day one time playing one game.
We didn't finish.
The daddies did one.
Yeah, that's, that's what I heard is that like games will go, will bleed into multiple
days.
That's how long it takes.
I mean.
There's a reason why I have a bathtub full of D6 and those are my war gaming dice.
I would never say bathtub full of gin.
I mean, I wouldn't have said anything against it.
You know, in a perfect world.
I'll sit a little closer so I can help with the minis.
Cool, cool, cool.
What a guy.
I love that.
I might need a stick anyways though.
Hey, why, why are the dragons on the board?
Oh, I just took them out.
Yeah.
We're not there yet.
All of a sudden a golden dragon comes over.
We're not there yet.
Damn, two of them.
Okay.
All right, let's see where.
What position?
Oh.
Uh oh.
We all die because the force burns down.
We're playing a game, Dungeons and Dragons, and we have not entered not one dungeon or
seen one dragon.
I can turn into that.
Oh yeah.
Yes, please.
You already stabbed the one guy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Got it.
Oh yeah, I cast Rage.
There you go.
Yeah, I Rage, and now my weapon does force damage, and I hit him with a 28.
Rage is your, uh, that's your bonus action.
Bonus action, yeah.
Cool.
Um.
Is it 28 hit?
28 hits?
Which one are you hitting?
The one that's already.
The one I already hit.
Yeah, oh, you have a badge not looking good for apples.
Oh snap.
Okay, let's see.
I'm being killed because of you guys.
Okay, well that's a 30, so.
Yeah, you guys get hit.
Um, I'm assuming you're in a lot of damage.
Yeah, so that was 15 damage.
Yeah, he's dead.
Cool.
Why does the grapple of, he's dead in my arms?
Yeah, as you see, he gets stabbed, you kind of feel the sword that I poke through, and
like, it stops at you, because he's very precise, but this guy's dead, he's dead in your arms.
I still haven't hurt you.
Are you a friend?
And Nix goes.
Sticks him through the back of the face.
So this guy died.
Yeah, that guy's dead.
Then I'm gonna turn to the guy on my immediate right, and I'm gonna hit him.
Alright.
And that's gonna be a 28.
28 hits.
God, I hope so.
Oh cool, 16.
Yeah, this guy.
Oh wait, no, 18, plus two.
You stabbed the fuck out of this guy, same thing, he's fucked up.
You stabbed him deep, and he's already holding his side.
He's still alive, but he looks crazy in your hands.
That's all my whole turn, time down.
Frankie, it is your turn, as you kind of see this commotion, as you're still like, right
afar away.
Yep.
But you do see like-
I should be within like 60-ish feet.
That is true.
Because I was close enough to get off my mission smockery.
Yeah.
Right.
I just put you down wherever it's on, or where you are.
You wanna move ya?
Is that within 60?
Yeah, because you hit the hell out of your speed.
My speed is 30.
He probably should have been closer.
You want me to move you like, about half, we'll just say.
Yeah, just somewhere there.
Um, okay.
Um, let's see.
I see some sort of mics over here.
And then, uh, sorry, what kind of-
Dang, didn't even notice.
Actually, it doesn't matter for this.
I wanna try the one Nix was going after.
Nix already- oh, the one he just hit right now, yeah.
Um, Vicious Mockery.
Uh-
System save, you see 16.
That's gonna be a natural 1.
Holy moly.
Thank you.
Uh, and it's gonna be, uh, 6 damage.
Yeah, he's, uh, he's coughing up your more blood, he's like, oh, holding his head, and
he's just, oh.
He's looking-
He's just gonna hear his head, you know.
Your mom wants you.
He doesn't even see you, bro.
Yeah.
He's just crying and bleeding, he's just like, what the fuck's happening?
Worst way to go out.
Crying and bleeding.
And, uh, yeah, that's all I'll do right now.
I would've called him short.
Hey, that's not nice.
Alright, that's your word, I get it, I'm sorry.
Their turn.
They're gonna go ahead and, uh, flank you guys.
And they're about to-
So, straight rolls for me.
For those guys.
Haha, I was like, who's gonna save her?
I knew you were.
Alright, let's go for Nyx first.
Alright, uh, first attack misses.
Uh, second attack hits with a 22.
20.
Uh, can I, cutting words, that one?
That one would've been, let's see, well, that would've been a straight roll then.
Oh yeah, yeah.
It's a 22, so he could try to-
23.
Oh, it was a 23?
24.
Alright.
22.
It's 22, but it was a 19.
Damn.
I don't think I'll do it to you.
As a reaction, I'm just subtracting the bar.
You know, it's in fire 24
So it's gonna subtract three which is still good. It's very good. It's a 19 19 my see Sony. Oh, is it?
Yep, then you're good reaction though
19 hit
Yes, straight roll is an advanced straight roll, okay, sorry, I only got one
That's gonna be seven damage for that one
And then second was a ten so I'm assuming doesn't hit
Yeah, so they are one of them gets a stab on I'll ruin the other one
So nimble that you can't you kind of flex for the other one just didn't even touch you. Yeah, that's their turn
Oh, but yeah, one of them will also
One of the ones that was stabbed will take out a horn and blow into it as he's dying and bleeding
To his horn is clapping
Yeah, you see you see you see Frankie's eyes light up
Who's up
It is Joe mama. No, it's a log in the next video
They're not invisible anymore, right because they they hurt somebody or they attacked they're not invisible they were just very stealthy. Yeah
They were just that good yeah, they're just super stealthy and
It's also in there wearing okay. Well then I wait you can see magical stuff, right? I can see I blind sight
Yeah, no, I'm talking about like with you
Yeah
Okay, no run. Yeah, so I'm going to move up in between like the bad guy and y'all Horace
or not y'all are sorry ha room, so I'll be like right in between them and
And
The the Goliath I can't find like here like in between like so I could touch ha room here. Yeah
Yeah, I got 30 sweet
I was going to say something cool, but probably not instead. I'm actually gonna cast bless
I was gonna say something cool about it
Well, it was gonna it would it would have been for what I was gonna do
But I'm not gonna do that anymore because this this will be more beneficial to the team after hearing that horn
I'm gonna cast bless. What a guy on three creatures and it's going to be I don't think you're within my range
So it'll be y'all Horace Nix and ha room are all gonna get blessed
bless up
And then I am going to it's 1d4 right now, right? 1d1. I think that's always 1d4. I believe
Whenever I do the higher level, right? I'm only doing it at one the first level so it's it's three people
Yeah, yep, and then I'm gonna do a healing word on ha room
Which what is my moon sickle? Give me again with three plus three
If it's a drew it should be
No, it's very healing too, I think it's a
You can add one d4 and add the number roll to the amount of hit points restored
Providing when you cast a spell that restores hit points, you can roll a d4, right?
So I do basically 2d4 on a first level healing word
So I'm gonna do that as my bonus action
Good thing you traded that sickle
Seven plus five twelve twelve HP more than I need. I was just down seven. All right
full health again
Is that a full life my turn next on?
Your heart you're next
Yep, you see this going on as next already took one down, but there is for your friends are being flanked
It also flank this guy. Oh
Or that's a cast boat. That's true. You got the boat never mind sick ass boat with a big old range
Ranges what they call me on the weekends
Well, you're gonna be calling me right now. What so what I do is I shoot him with my fucking bow
I'll do the one that's flanking
Who is taking the most damage we're all full health, okay, we're all full health
I'll do the one that mark pointed at okay
Okay, oh there is one close to death
I will shoot the one that blew the war horn because I have already called him a bitch ass motherfucker
Yes
I mean regardless
This turn go ahead go ahead and roll. All right, I have a d4. Yeah, I'm bliss you are you guys last
13 hit
13 unfortunately, it's not it. Fuck. I'm going to use my second attack
To still try and shoot that guy
All right, oh fuck yeah, baby plus
21
Roll damage
a
Friendly and gentle reminder to our audience at home my sick ass bow at nicknamed toothpick
Uses the barbarian dice so a d12 and then I also get to add my my proficiency bonus. So we'd love that
Yeah
Good about dice. Okay, so a 10 total damage. Yeah, you killed this guy
Yeah, you see the guy that he blew as he blows the horn
He gets the horn off and then you see the arrow just go and just pierce him right through the face
It's right through the eye
And it goes to the horn so yeah, I fucks up the noise
You see you see it like break the horn and go through his face and just roll over
Want to staple that motherfucker?
Damn his life turned real fast
He was like fuck fuck. Everyone tried to be nice. Yeah, you're hard like I was down
So he wasted a whole turn just holding someone
You doing anything the board breaker yeah boy
The board breaker like my two attacks used like on that
So like you don't can't you use your bonus action to that attack because of board breaker because I'm five feet with him
So I mean technically yes because it's under special. So if the DM would allow it
Yeah, you know what brick is action. It's a free action. Yeah, okay cool
That's one of your abilities. Yeah
Rangers right? All right
Okay sick, all right, it's a board breaker I'm gonna shoot his buddy so you were made for
Take that one down the one he killed
Kill one of them. Yeah, I like the idea that as like
They keep dying around her room. He just keeps turning to the next one. We're so we're okay
Does a 14 hit 14 does not hit all right, well then that it's my time we tried we tried close
How rude is finally your turn
Okay, I'm gonna say listen we're gonna keep one of you and it's gonna be the last one to die so please stop
Yes, go ahead and roll me a persuasion roll
I don't know what that means
Is my reaction to cast guidance
Um, no, no, this is kind of oh it's 15 I think I don't use my reaction
Wait, I persuaded no, too
17
Negative 17. Let's see
They're just they just saw their friends die and they look kind of worried but they still look pretty fucking mad
So yeah
You actually persuading them was your action, okay, but I still
Oh, I don't know how many bonus actions do that. I didn't know I didn't know those action bonus
All right. Yeah, cuz you spent your turn trying to convince them to like it's all right. You still got this bonus action clap their cheeks
When it's action papa, oh deliver cheek clapping
Yeah, I don't think I got it
Yep, no, there's nothing
I mean sweet treat a sweet treat. Yeah right there. So you write Oh
How what is it a bonus action a coda weapon or an action
Yeah, that's a that's a
I usually just go I usually say the button action suck
He's like do a thing and this is an action. Yeah, this is an action on the poison bottle
I have if Gonzo wants it to be a bonus
That's more fun. I think it's more fun as a bonus just because it's just it's like a healing potion. It's technically an action
Like waste your whole action. It's like yeah, and then just get attacked again
I usually say it's a bonus if you take it yourself, you're giving it someone else to an action. Yeah
Yeah, okay. Now then I'll uh, I'll uh coat my dagger
I mean that could work. I mean the poison
No, I'm gonna cut my dagger. You see it was like I'm poisoning my weapons
He grabbed his hand and just ah, you made me do this. I think the killer move we haven't seen it. This should be a small
Stack free, but the killer move we haven't seen that where the hand enters from the rear
Stunning strike I deliver poison to your intestinal system
from the inside
Yeah, I think it's it just poison coating my weapon you're gonna stab
You said you said that was my action. Oh, you're right. Yeah, it's a bonus. You're right. You know, I have two times
Yes, that's your turn
So you tried and then you're like fuck it so you called you weapon
Nixon's you're right. There's still three of them alive. All right guy in front of me. He gets whacked. All right
Hey, it's wack day the 16 16 hits
1717 damage. Yep. All right. Yeah, he is
Looking pretty fucked his first damage. He's taken but he's still alive pretty fucked up
Whack him again. All right
26 hits
20 damage. Oh, yeah, he's down 18 damage. I go ahead describe how you kill him same old same old cut off at the knees
He's that same. I was you either he's oh he is yeah, he gets decapitated. Yeah
My issues you just nuts this one leave him. Yep. He's decapitated
And then from there I
will
Circle around to this guy and I will be like hey behind you big boy and try to get his attention away from her room
Let's see. You're still within five feet of the other guy
So you will get tech opportunity?
You left a Ranger. Yeah, cuz I was here. Uh-huh. Is that yeah, he's he's here. Yeah, so
So you won't provoke that if you want to move? Okay
bitch
Let's see that. Well, I was at a nine to hit so yeah
Yeah, and then I'm gonna just try to like get that guy's attention
All right, go ahead and you gonna attack him or you gonna just
Behind him. I don't know what I can do is a bonus action. I think I'm just gonna say something to him or just be
Hey behind you or something. Yeah, you can just say that and then as you kind of circle
It's actually
Frankie's your turn
First I just want to say from Frankie's point of view not knowing I don't think I would have
Been like focused enough to listen to you or not focused enough
I don't think I would have heard you like try to persuade him or something like that. So I just see
a badass image to me where for a rune saying something and then just like while slathering poison
Fuck yeah
Yes more
Do I hear more people or?
Noises that would indicate more people coming up what's your husband 15?
From that I figure like though he blew the war horn now it's like been around me there
Yeah, you do hear movement. Does it sound like a lot or little?
Generally, it sounds like a little
Is it cuz they're small?
No, you only hear like like you you did you did hear like a lot of moving but they look like only approaching is like
Not that much. So it's weird
Not that much so it's weird
Then I'm going to
fly
It's coming from behind me from yeah
Then if somebody can move me I'm gonna fly
Diagonal like towards me kind of towards Jamie
Like I want to be further away from them
Yeah
And then
If you want to replace Jalen style with that
War horse one
I'm gonna yell I choose you
Minion number one
I favor you underling
And I I'm gonna polymorph him into a giant ape because that is crazy
we're not playing tournament rules here and
Oh, yeah
That's crazy
Coding my weapon. I just see the next next. Do you want this to happen?
Next you you I just say behind you who just
Fucking a big I feel I've never felt more alive. Yeah
You are whoa, you're tall. Can I use my
Know you guys I was gonna say if I can because I'm also a raging giant eight
That's your action what else are you doing anything as bonus
As a bonus as a bonus as a bonus as a bonus
Action I am
Going to
Also to Nick's
I'm gonna just yell tear him in half and I'm gonna use a bar to go. All right. You have inspiration to
Was that a da? Yeah. All right. So that is Frank you turn it is their turn
Let's see the two that are alive we're gonna try to
Stab her room because they don't want to fuck with the big guy
Oh, yeah, they miss both. Yeah, they miss both. They're kind of just scared right now is a they're swinging but you're
Just knocking still coding just like
The truck try to do this the peaceful way
I'm sorry. It is your turn. Do I happen in he see them? I passive perception is 18
See the more people approaching because the war horn was blown you hear a like movement approaching like how many
You would have to actually perceive for that one
Damn you're gonna be that you're gonna be tough tonight. Huh? God's oh, huh? Yeah
Just who replaced our DM with a mean DM
Just so everybody knows too
That's
Nick's is probably more
dragon tile size than warfords tall size. He's a
He's a huge tile size. Not a large size
I got it. So the huge what's it norm? What's his reach like 10 feet or some shit?
Or if it I know he has a lot. Yeah
Yeah, what's our terrain is it woods we're in woods, right? Okay, okay, okay
So fire not good
Well, then
That's about the size actually yeah
Dude you turn them into a gin aminosaurus
Does does one of these guys look more fucked up than the other
Yeah, the one
Okay, so I'm just gonna cast
Sacred flame on one of them. Okay dexterity saving throw. What is he saved?
21 yes
That's my turn the voice
No, Horace is your turn
Hooray
Am I still blessed you are still blessed?
Hooray blessed. I gotta remember I have concentration on that
Yeah, I'm gonna shoot guy that's closest to me
Yeah, cuz it's my very god
I have 14 decks fuck 16
16 hits
Hooray
All right
Here I was thinking can't do that. All right
Fuck all right three damage. All right, it stabs into him. Not even as you thought but
Hurt you
You can him again
Yes, nice
Nice 18
He's going conking this
Wait
Fuck yeah, baby 13. Yeah
Nice you kind of the first one second one. Oh
Got a buckles for a moment. It's kind of stands back up having a hard time standing
He's looking really hurt
Ward breaker I'm gonna shoot his friend on the other side
Shoot him
1710 minutes
Yeah
For damage
Yes
That guy's still alive, yeah, yeah
And that is my turn he's pretty fucked up. It's so I ruined your turn which one did
Your heart stack the one closest I attacked both of them
Yeah, the one the one right behind you took more damage one directly in front of you in between Nick's is hurt
But not as her I'm burning through arrows though. Tell you that um
We'll get him after the fight
Mean we got to be worried about what's coming up after that. Okay, what would Harun know that that horn means is reinforcements
I mean I had to do did does everybody use that in standard like when I'm remembering the war now
do we also use that you you're assuming so because
Everyone was worried. Okay, if I if I know that there's no you being a pathetic
Solid they all worried
Okay, so then I'm gonna attack instead of grapple and I'm going to
Attack the one that's behind me
With my dagger. I'm glad to tell you guys these guys are savages
We're savages ha ha ha we're war dogs
That's the 26 to hit fall without hits we need a team name. Yeah, it's the war dogs. Yeah
We just never we just never referred to it ever
Nobody's asking what her name is. Yeah, no one's ever asking us. They're just like those guys those fuckers
I mean you guys are a very particular people like 10 damage
We don't we don't want to know on the dagger to be fair for the longest time. We couldn't say the word
Yeah, that's true by this true I'm going to sort of new yeah another attack
It's new but we've had your attack. You're taking one look more hurt the other one the ones behind me. Okay. Yeah
You think they're doing another tech? Oh, no, he's already dead. Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
Okay, then
Then I'm gonna turn around and get the one that's in turn me next you have advantage. Oh shit
Well, that's a three on my bliss
You're flanking sir do not forget blessed
Hashtag blessed. I don't miss your attacks though. I know I didn't I would I super hit all my attacks, but okay
a
11 plus
10 so 21 when it's that dagger is a plus three
Okay, 20 more. Okay
The dagger is awesome
Oh
shit crit on the damage so
15 more damage. Oh, yes, that guy is looking real rough. Okay, and
Now I will use my bonus action for a single unarmed strike
Not doing three blows
Go ahead and roll big slide. Yeah, but oh no, wait, it's advantage advantage. So yeah
Seven plus one is eight plus my unarmed strike is
another
Seven so fifth that was 15 15 hits. Hey
Okay
That one's extra five damage
All right, yeah, you punch him is this guy's looking on death's door, but still barely standing. Yeah, that's it for me
All right, Nick's. Oh, wait, we forgot the fucking poison on the dagger. Oh, yeah. He's dead. Yeah, you know
I had a few good ones. Oh, yeah. Yeah, so you may just kill this guy too as
You guys are currently out of combat order. What?
We know there's more coming. Yeah, go ahead. Run your perception checks. How'd you guys go guidance?
We're not delting again
Like that I
Got a 15 23 24 Frank
Are you saying we are you gonna go closer to them?
Maybe you know actually not I'll fly over
19
Would you get 23 19 23 24
What'd you get 15 15 15? Oh, yeah, so you two don't see this
But the three of you kind of see this as there were four figures kind of like watching as this went down and they rushed back
towards
Lucy's that
They all never did just Frankie. Tell me this. I'm gonna use your like head for his reigns and turn you towards it
Take sick. I'm gonna dash straight ahead. What's your movement speed? What is my movement speed?
Yeah, I'm keeping up with you
Let's you wait some extra speed, right? Yeah. Yeah, so you got that. Do I get that on top? Oh shit
Okay, what's your next to 10 feet 10 feet so we're even pace this time 50. I'm at 50
Yeah, we're both. Oh wait. No, wait. Am I at 50? Yeah, I'm at 50. Oh, you're like
My leg got fixed. Yeah, he's like 15 feet tall
Just keeping up. Yeah, I
See I seen that as well and I see their reaction. Mm-hmm. Are you guys just taking off?
Are you guys taking off going?
Cuz we need more of them. Anyways, you did I'm gonna look to y'all Horace and be like, I'm sorry y'all Horace
I'll catch you there and I'm gonna turn into a panther and then just dash away
My well, I'm gonna keep up with them because my move my running speed is 50
So I was taking off your what the fuck
Look at that now you're riding your feet start touching the ground
I don't even know if like my body really is like laying on top of his body
I'm more just like holding on to his first
Cross floating but holding on to him
Oh, what if what if here Gonzo, let me ask you this question. Can a dire wolf carry somebody on their back?
How big is a person?
Six foot six. Yeah
Dire wolves are pretty fucking big
Large right that being said I wouldn't want to get on his back
I would actually want to follow on foot because I have a good amount of range with me. Okay
Okay, it was just a thought but you turn around you see the Panther right next to you guys and you charge it ahead
you guys are these so these guys are fast as you kind of uh, you guys are beeline through these trees and you're clearing as you see
there's a cave entrance and then you see a
Arrow flying towards you as soon as you get to the clearing
Is that like a deck saving throw? No, these are just attacks because they were waiting for you guys on each of us. Yep
Whoever was running so all of you guys are running ahead. Yeah, I think I was the first ahead
Okay, I don't know if this will make any difference to the things but I am like on his back
I don't know if that means he blocks it or not like maybe half covered
Probably at least a quarter. Yeah, as you see like arrows are flying
And there are people kind of hiding and
You see like this clear but there's a bunch of people kind of like scrambling and it's just a lot going on as a you do take
a hit
And that's one of them something hits you but you take 10 damage is one of five
Yeah, that's one of the arrows just kind of hits you. Okay. Yeah
If arrows
Did the arrow go to me as well? No, I know it missed you
I was gonna say I also have deflect missiles. So if I could like grab one of those arrows and like throw it back at him
I'd like to do that. I mean it's only for you right? It's reaction for yeah, but I got shot too
They just missed but like if they're going if it hits you or is it I?
Think I'm not doing it. Does it have to hit me in order for the effect to work
You can use your reaction to deflect or catch
A missile but says when you were hit by a range it
What if I catch it anyway, don't see why I couldn't all right. Yeah
Well, that's gonna be rare. Yeah, all right. We already have disadvantage. Yeah
As a go ahead and only be 7 checks as you guys can see how much you pull
Guidance wait, sorry. I can't cast guidance. I'm a panther
Guidance wait, sorry, I can't cast guidance. I'm a panther
Oh shit 21 16 plus 8 I got 12 24
You should 24 12 sometimes we all cast 7 ok 23
You two what you get for reception?
21
3 you would see about 18 total Oh
Dear lord, I would take a deep I would just ape yell and charge it all in front still
They're kind of scrambling but you do hear a voice
To say
Like who goes there as a Goliath steps out of the cave I
Would stop for a moment to allow Frankie to speak
I'm not gonna live long enough get a mix
Take a rock and throw it at the guy
Can I say
Yeah, are you gonna deep answer I'm gonna deep answer yeah, I make sure you track your
Yeah, I rolled a 15 I can't I can't try to help you guys with any of my spells
How long was that hole?
Was that hole running?
Say I got it. What's it was probably like
Why and us cuz
I'm not a class. Oh, yeah. What yeah, it's only a minute. I wanted to save my big boy rock. I
Was gonna say just to make sure cuz he said how many um, what'd you get bring ship?
12
Also, well it took me like way too long to put two and two together that of course you would shape-shift into a panther
You love the Panthers
Yeah
What do you I got a 15?
I
Got some real good arrows and I'm gonna use I
mean, I feel I feel like out of
If I were to choose like lasagna spirit animal, it's it's probably a panther
Like but it also depends on his mood like I feel like if he's more wanting to be protective. It's a bear
16. I mean that last year as well
15 like um my current form I'd say a porky you and your harvest rolled the same
My decks is a big whopping fat number of hold on one second I need a
Big meaty claws 12 my decks is 14. Okay, I got a higher deck. We rolled the same
My decks is bigger than yours. Oh, yeah go for it
Does
Does the Goliath look familiar
For you, yeah, well, I mean my best friend is that well, what was that we're in combat to
But yeah, like you recognize if you stop to talk for a second this battle will probably
I think this is a good point to stop because this battle will probably take a little while for the sheer amount of
enemies so I don't know
Damage coming up. Hey does I?
Don't know man, we could have probably taken them all I mean
I'm just kidding we could stop
All right, all right
Yeah, we got a decent amount done and we're gonna have some comment next session. It's a killing
Oh, I passed my last oh
Congratulations
You see that guy honking also agreed with yeah, yeah
But anyways folks, thank you for tuning in the woods catch you next time later nerds