One of the guy we were like all dancing. I'm you know, we're all having a good time. I'm like
Doing whatever just dance time fun sing along the songs
This one guy is like hey
You like to be a scientist goes you're really cute
Thanks, man, I appreciate it
I'm not gay, but I feel really nice
Hey somebody appreciate it
Only thing that I've had happen like that recently and was you know that girl that said hey you want to share an egg roll
She put half of it in her mouth and I met her in the middle
Anyways folks, this is
I am will or will I am I don't fucking know at this point, but I he can't read. Yeah, I played to be fair
Yes, I play lasagna mosque on the druid wood elf cleric fun
False fact about Frankie is that he loves oh
No, you did this one son of a bitch
What else does he love I was gonna say he he loves flowers
But that's an actual
Call that even women with flowers and dancing damn something that he would never love. Uh, oh
Specifically it only
He actually loves men he loves donating the charity. Yeah
He had a Frankie actually loves men
He's this whole facade of getting women in the bed is just not real
He pays him off at the end of the night and saying just tells him to you know, that's a false fact and only in that
Frankie doesn't necessarily care about any of these women. It's purely aimed at someone
Just
Breaking just like the proof you can make like anyone happen. That is true
Male he did not care when Harun's a girl
three genders male female and
Hi, I'm Ben and I play Frankie Frank the tank take the Frank and
Fun fact but yet false
Yaris is that
your Horace is
Completely hairless and is in fact wearing wigs in any place you might see her
Well, I'm not wearing a wig, but I don't think that a ladder to have hair
So like trees
It's definitely false
I'll take it
I thought they were I thought they were like elves almost like yeah
so
Eladrin is a primordial elf
There were like elves would be if they hadn't ever left the Feywild
So they're very in tune with the seasons. In fact, hello. I'm gonna do it and
I swear I will you hard
Who's to say?
but I'm playing the character of
You'll horror sithra if I am a level 7
summer
Eladrin currently you're allowed to change what season you're in every time that you take a long rest
But it has to be sequential with the seasons
Don't ever get stuck in one season if you don't want to be that being said he's summer for a reason
And I am a ranger a fun false fact about our little friend
Nicks is that he runs an orphanage?
mmm
easily
Nicks is for the children
Did I strike a cordon joke in there
He's a size of children I do have a different false fact, but your hearts if we're if your hearts would like to be hairless anyway
I mean, hey, man. We're here. I have fun false fact
You're Horace was twin
In the womb, but only one came out
You know I'm saying well Faye deal in the womb
There's a real reason why I say that I'm coral on I won
I'm jailing playing nicks a false fact about Harun is
That he only alternates the voice for approval
I don't think that's false
I think it's a false. I think it's mostly amusement at this point now that he can do it. He's like
Switching back and forth
That is a good false fact a simpler one would be that he's not mad at you
I
Mark I play Arun when or Arun when
Warforged monk kind of a baby a little smooth on the voice sometimes what's up with that?
I have a false fact about
About lasagna and that false fact is that when lasagna was younger
They actually got lost in the forest originally didn't dig it didn't like getting dirty and
Against their will got lost but was found by some woodland animals and that's actually what jump started is
love for druid stuff
budget months against his will
Great minds great minds, dude. It's like almost like you willed it into existence
I mean we got to get some other puns in here. So I was oh, please stop. Yeah Gonzo. What are you wearing? Oh, yeah
He's ready and willing going some tie-dives
And on your feet we got here and check these out does it say dragons and wizards
Socks with you're gonna tell me those are not Christmas socks
Yeah, that's a snow
Sure, they're just gonna Christmas socks
You'll true yeah, there's like snow going on on the trees. All right fine father Christmas
I can't jingle ball wizard socks or winter socks
We I was gonna say what is what is Christmas in D&D room hon Gonzo
Yule again
Or is there a Saint Nick flying around that we can potentially patron up?
Well, I think there is actually like somewhere somebody did some rules like I think really wizards of the coast is like alright
Saint Nicholas is an enemy and he was the boss with this camp. They actually did a Santa for every class
And rules associating some with presents some with like long range like Rangers stuff. It was very cool. The barbarian Santa
Not sponsored
Actually
About the war ford Santa are we a few shurama not sponsored
So now Gonzo missile total. Yes, what's your real fact? My real actual fact about one of you is going to be about Nicks
Oh, so it's so Nicks you you at this point are undefeated at drinking
Yes, so the bar the bartenders in the guild do talk. So now there is a
Champion drinker known amongst them as this little the little
Little third leg is that the new champion and now you're being well known so every bar you go to you'll be challenged
Okay
Let me say you're like I'm next they're like and you get you like yeah third fucking like
Is it like the is this essentially like the entertainer
Where like to get free passage you got to perform? I mean
Oh my hero you might just like me you're a folk yeah
That and also might have won more money for just betting so now what you got to do is with the gold that you earn
From this betting you need to make a giant cummerbund
Right and then put the gold on it so that it looks like a giant championship
Hey if you let me level up
I can get proficiency in Smithsles and maybe I can make some you just make it gold thinly plated that way if you ever lose
It you're still making more money
You should actually open up the orphanage
Yeah, yeah, yeah
By Jack black or what is it? Yeah, yeah, Jack Nick so we pray
Because he's a rock gnome
I cast Eldridge Cole
So who remembers what happened last time I know I wasn't here
I
Remember who wants to get who wants to give me recap for inspiration. Oh, all right. Okay. Good. Yeah
We
Raining we were chilling at the bar. I was walking around shirtless because I felt like I had another accomplished night
We end up seeing someone that looked a little bit like see off for a
Scene see off for I decided to say shirtless and leave my armor at the bar
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry
Where did you wake up? Oh, I woke up with a fine Dwarven me
Yeah scale of one to ten gotta say with I mean for a Dwarven woman she was fine I
Would say honestly that was probably accurate cuz she did cuz she actually did try to shave her beard. So yeah
Yeah, she had minimal stubble. So yeah
I did the square she to shave. Yeah
So I ran into to friend. I got a little loud and trying to find her
I then was surprised to see a friend being behind me with a knife in my back
Tell me to shut up and then you came. Yeah, then I came a little bit
Important yeah important information. Yeah, then she found out about her voice thing. She came a little bit
You can be programmed right yeah
Haroon told her about
Sister so she wanted me his sister went there
They had a moment they did a thing just kind of caught up with each other
From there. We found out see offer was really there with the Duke
We had to go to hit the ball the bald one. Yeah, sorry the bottom one
The Alden's brother. Yeah, yeah, brother Baldwin. Yes. It's not the guy with the train. Yeah
The good one Baldwin the one that runs the train. Yeah, but it's the Alden's brother
Yeah bald of the big family that we think is behind this whole thing. Yes
He got a train deal
But we found that out at this whole event that they're playing that that they're throwing because the train deal went through
See all for her room got in seamlessly
Lizarda and Nick's were not able to get in even though he was half way telling the truth. I
Tried to take advantage of being small. I failed and got thrown in jail where I then ran into my fey friends
I'm jail. Yeah
Yeah, apparently our fey friends got into a drunken mishap
And got arrested. Yeah
No, no, no Frankie was flirting with uh, with
Flirting with he was flirting with one of the one of the pretty women advance and I was drinking more. Yeah
He was drinking turned out. She was the the daughter of one of the noblemen
actually, and then a
Son of one of the noblemen. It was her boyfriend and then
he Frankie fucked with him and then y'all harras got
You know his boys got into a fight and he was like
You know his boys got there your hearts back his boy up and then yeah
They got in a fight and then you know, he's a rich kid's dad to you guys put in jail
Yeah, it sounds about right and your hearts also might have actually part of the bar down getting mad
Well, I mean I'm in my summer form so we're looking to fight and whatever I do misty step. I set things on fire
Yeah, the guy looked at her Frankie and was like fuck you you dumbass very you just missy stepped over
Wham yeah, you don't talk to my boy like that
I'm star shit, but I yeah that ass morally. How do we feel about removing past?
With with whom
The family that fucked with us, but how do we feel about them no longer being an issue? Oh, well we well to be fair
We didn't we don't know what who really you fucked with that would be something you would have to talk to Gonzo
Does he say my daddy my daddy will hear about this
They did but it was there was a lot of commotion going on cuz the heart started swinging and then yeah
Yeah, he saw red cuz he was in his in summer form the fire went off and he was just went going
he was having a good you were buying him drinks all night and
And then he was like hey you talked my boys and buy me drinks. I'm not you talking shit swing first
Real yeah
Do you have anything else Jalen then see off for a finished getting that information about the deal?
Going on the deal is going from the train to the city. Do you remember what what the issue of the deal was oh?
They have to tear out part of the city
No, they don't have part of the city. They want to get rid of some of the people in the way
Oh
Okay, yeah, they want to expand into some territories where people are living okay? Yeah
And then after see if we found that out she paid all of our bail oh
Which was a lot of money cuz he damaged a lot of money six thousand dollars later. She paid all of our bail
What's a dollar our twenty six thousand gold later? She paid all of our bail well?
I will call it even between her and I know yeah, we know
We even said
Said at the time I was like if if Ryan was here. He would immediately say he wouldn't say thank you
He wouldn't say thank you, and it would just be like we would probably call it even I
Love my friends
And I yeah, we were like this is this that's probably on character. Yeah, I'm a he wouldn't say that
That's a place character once you're for rocks and it's more about this bitch. Yeah
I
Yeah, but Frank they never saw you touch the floor you were sitting on the bench
But your feet weren't touching the floor your feet were on the bench
The first time we've seen you on
Yeah, well obviously like that's different
That's a real low point is that he's actually touching the ground
I wouldn't touch the ground you sing on a bench
Yes, that is it that is daily do you get inspiration whoo?
But
Yeah, I feel like I was like I was trying to decide I was like would you make sense for them?
I thought about I was like you know you know what in a summer form. He probably like someone fucked a Frankie
He wouldn't take on anything. That's my favorite
Absolutely, and whether I let myself be arrested then with him or whatever
But I'd definitely be in jail like tell it with your heart is being like hey, don't worry don't worry. We're gonna ruin these people
It's like I like I let myself get captured I could have fucked off, but I won't leave my boy behind
Real I mean hey man. You gotta remember I petitioned myself
For you to get into our group. I'm like we we gotta get the fairy
We don't we don't have too many of these folks around sure
No
There's true. This is not fond of Frankie. Yeah, nobody nobody fucks with this group of me
I'll steal Nick's girl, but if anybody else looks sideways
Hey, man, I'm not now that I'm above a little you know
problem removal
Situation disposal kind of situations, but I'm definitely more of the type of I feel like to you know ruin someone's life
Yeah, yeah, I want them to live with it
So this time on Dragon Ball, what's going on?
Do you pick up right basic because we ended right at the jail so you guys were set free
Did see off her leave to say over scouting or something if you ever went back to go do some more
espionage and learn about the deal and also just you know keep stealing from the
ball
He's amazing and let him roll for something and how much money he's been stealing so
It's been fun, but he also healed you guys out I
Single-handedly
scouted this
This location to try to see if we got if I could blow you out you also didn't
Realize you're a good. Hey, don't I wasn't gonna mention that yeah, I
Tried
Thank you, man
He was like mother bring my boys out of jail. Maybe I'll die trying
I mean it was and was I
Attempted to it wasn't a good idea
So everybody's out of jail now. We're out front. Yeah, you guys are up front
There once you guys get out front your horrors. You'll see of course. There's this big. There's a big ass carriage outside
God is hell with a big old Orion symbol on it
and see how forgets back in it and just says to the loo I
I do my best not to flip her off
Probably just lives by yeah, Frankie's gonna slap your hearts and shoulders
Over those things I flip flip throw a finger at the thing that's for you
Thank you, I got you and as soon as the carriage goes where I flip it off with both hands I
Mean was he drunk when you went to jail?
Over man, I thought you were you just they just didn't want to let you yeah
But you didn't believe me that I was a throwing gnome and I rolled really low myself. Yeah
And then kind of like affirmed it just to fuck with them. I can't just throwing them
They're like I was like rich people are into weird shit
I wanted to help you but I was like there's no way I would have heard all of what had happened
Yeah, but I just keep my you are still shirtless and don't have your stuff. I just don't have armor. Yeah, I
Can't read everything else on me. I'm gonna look at Nick's another route of
So, uh
Ain't no way you're disgusted by all this. I know I like oh, but he has like scratches and some bruises
I was you would imagine I mean he's a barbarian. Sorry, you know from other stuff. I mean he's a barbarian
Understood this comes as no great surprise what does is the fact that he got thrown in jail so
What's the deal with you? What happened? I smack hard. I don't sneak hard. Yeah
I can cut off limbs, but I can't leave in between them. Well, all right
Oh, they said you said a building on fire and if someone is gonna talk shit about the fay
They won't
Right, all right. All right, right. I mean I get it I get it. I'm surprised you didn't sit on fire lasagna
How are we far enough away from the jailhouse you guys can walk away, okay, how wrong
There was another plan in my head, but your sister actually talked me out of it
He has a good head about these things
Yeah, I mean it wasn't a good plan, but it was a plan and I was gonna try something
But you were you and co4 were busy so I had to figure something else out
Yeah, what do you mean sister?
I'm so sorry Harun. What's your what's your sister's name?
We lady Aladdin yeah, we call her her sister. It's not her. It's not really
But lady lady eladrin the lady we met at the workshop
The tinkerer yeah, we're on the same page now. He was the one you said not to say the bad word
Yeah, she better not what
Did you say that
That's my boy
We're both. I mean y'all are is I know like I know we can sort of say it and I'm still not going to say it
Cuz it's just respectful, but he's sort of okay with it. She fixed him up
All right
well
I'm not saying it. I'm not gonna say it either. It was it was a bad time. That's me
Yeah, it was bad time for all of us. It was pretty amusing
So I'm a summer times know what your passive perception times were 15. I think yeah, you're good
Okay, plus
See I did like pinning that hobgoblin keep in mind
But your AC cuz you don't have your arm on right now, right? I'm still barbaric. Oh, you're right
I lost one AC point
19 that fucking hits it damn it. Okay
What is happening did Harun just hit him? Yeah
Okay, god damn it I needed on one AC point. Hey, I told you
Okay
It just were six on a damage. I just punched you those it and I said and I'm gonna say say you're sorry
For what they're lying to me about the drinking thing. It was one night
You said you wouldn't drink and you told me you lied. I'm not apologize enough to you hit me
Do you want to get it again?
You watch right? Oh, come on
Bargains for race. I think he deserves it. I agree with you
Why not just tell me no, I would have done it anyway
That's me to stop doing something. I just tell me no don't lie. I wanted that too
We have bigger fish to fry any bigger fish to fry than friendship
Yes, I think that's the reason why we made it all the way across the god damn hot
Harun it reaches into his bag takes the chef cap and puts it on Nick's his head and be like you're frying our friendship right now
Okay, how about this I make you a deal I won't lie again, but you never try to make me stop drinking again
That's an easier thing to get done. And I could lie about this too. I mean sure
Well, I think we're losing track of what's really important here is
Well, do I know that Nobles name gonzo? No. Yeah, roll me history check
I love to
In eight in eight in eight, yeah, you don't really remember there was a lot of commotion
And once y'all harvest kind of got in there you kind of just forgot what was happening because of the commotion and then sure
But I got the I got his description
All right
If I even if I don't you kind of remember how it looks like but then you also you're also like damn
He kind of looks like every little pop his asshole
Fantastic. Um, I'm gonna just pretend I know
Hey, so guys, I know exactly who did this to us. I don't have a name yet, but just eat I have a description and
Who's down for just just
You're wrong a very appropriate amount
No redistribution
To in my opinion and I'm just here to help I think it's time to we wrap up or doing in the city
We already have a quest that is true. We have gotten everything we need and this guy just got you arrested
Well, yeah, I couldn't leave you harvest alone. You know how he is
You know how you
Both just got arrested. Yeah, you want to go fight this guy that just got you arrested. No, I don't want to fight him
What are you crazy? I just got arrested
I just know what insight, please
insight, please
Do you want me to fight him?
I just want to be clear. I am being completely truthfulness. I do not want to fight him. He's gonna fight him. No
And to follow that up as you look questioning at me
I'm not gonna fight him. I'll fight him. Your hearts might fight
I'm gonna ruin his his life and if I can't do that, then I'll ruin his family's life. I
Mean how long do you think that would take?
30 minutes
If we here how about y'all get ready I got all my shit on me
I'll meet you at the gate. Can I look through my bag to see if we're not ready?
I'll meet it. I'll meet you at the gate. All right
I look through my bag and when I notice that half of my gold is missing
I'm gonna give a deep sigh
Bitch
I what happened your horrors that fucking tramp took half of my gold that sounds like her
You were in jail
We didn't have the money to get you out. Oh and she does she didn't need what I had. I never seen her with money
That's because you weren't looking oh
I use this as the time to bring up. She definitely shorted us, right?
Like or did I remember that or not? I didn't remember you remember but you didn't say anything about it
Cuz you're in love with her. Yeah. No if her room says that I'm like, she definitely shorted us money
I I saw the vault too. I didn't have an exact amount but I knew what I got was not enough
She definitely has money
that bitch
Well, you know, I've done this is how serious it is. I'm not even gonna make a short joke. Hey
You got a nice bow out of this trip
I
Think we're well stocked
I think we let I think we let Frankie try to ruin this guy's life think while we get my armor
We get the dinosaurs and then by then Frankie should have ruined this guy's life
They state the stables near the gate, right? Yeah, that's it. 30 minutes. I'm at 15. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, okay
Frankie I'll meet you guys at the gate. Can I come with you? How about we meet at the stable?
Where all of our you know our dinosaurs in our car is if you want to and then we move out from there
Are you thinking facing goodbye for you?
Want to go with Frankie real quick?
Frankie I don't know where this her shop is relative if it's on like the way or something or on the way out past
We're here for wherever you will it will say it's on the way out
All right, yeah, I'd like to find the nearest guard person and
just give
The Vegas description of this noble like nothing they it's like as much as specific as I can be. Yeah
He's like, oh, it sounds like a few people. I mean those brats that you know, they have to dress with the
The nice clothes gotcha Haroon. Would you mind just doing earmuffs real quick?
No, I'm just like thank you. I just any name, please
It could be one of the godfrey's it could be one of the godfrey's what's his first name? Uh
Melvin Melvin. Yeah. Thank you so much, sir. You have a pleasant day. I'm gonna tip him a gold and say that's for you
Have a great day. He's like
Okay, he's very confused because I was all very quick. He's like he got a goal. He's just
All right. Yep. I don't have to oh, sorry one last thing. Could you would you mind just give me directions to the state?
I got a little letter for him. Oh
You'll see him
He got the head they've got their hedges decorated. You'll know which houses is
Decorated hedges fantastic
Uh, yeah, and I'd like to could I take my earmuffs off? Oh, yeah, who ruined down, okay
Rune down, okay. I mean I'm just ring down
Sorry about that he was gonna use some swears in your in your presence and I didn't think that was appropriate Wow
Yeah, yeah, so and you were gonna give him money for that I gave him money to go away. Oh
Oh
He was really insistent about swearing in your presence, so where are we going and then I show my map I'm like
Do you know where the hedges are at the nice
Do I know where the nice hedges are at the estate set go ahead and roll me a topography check
You have the proficiency bonus I
Do have a special like bonus for my map stuff. Yeah, you do
He's a map maker dude, yes what he was not sure in the war what what skill is though
Like how does that work while the rooms like going through his map?
I am just steering him in the direction the guard pointed us. Oh
What's that is that for the cartography
We thought was called cartography. I was good. Yeah, cuz I have cartographer tools
Would that be for like a specific kind of
Or is it just a regular role and we'll just do the proficiency thing
Yeah
Yeah, you made the map so
You're trying to remember
Okay, thanks Chasta. How do I know my proficiency?
Okay 15 yeah you uh
You're kind of just flipping the map around and once you stop doing that and it's messing with Frankie
You're like, oh I should probably look and then you you find it
No, I'm like here it is. You're like all the states
Where are some of the nobles near they're near where the nobles were gathering
And there's these states from near there so you can't remember all it's relevant people were all right and we head off that way
Fantastic so theoretically you find this place. Mm-hmm and
Is Melvin around the front outside anywhere
their garden outside, oh, I'm looking for a
the
The Lord Young Master
Melvin Godfrey
Yeah, it's our Lord's son. What business do you have?
Is he home right now?
He's off gallivanting somewhere and probably drinking man. I owed him a lot of money. So I just wanted to find him to pay him back
Maybe don't tell his dad because I think of some of his dad's money. He loaned me and he wasn't supposed to
Could you just point me out of his direction where he went? No, he decides he's like another one. Yeah, sorry
So I know I know it's making your guy like hold up the map that I have
You make that yes almost mechanical pretty good
Anyways, he's probably gonna be at the bar the crazy story. He was there last night almost burned down
And he's still going there while yeah paper bar. Well, let me let me get me the get him this money and then and so
you can
Who knows what he's doing with it? Anyway, you all have an amazing day. Yep
Fast talk Frankie
Then if we could just finish this off real quick, I'd like to go to the bar
Handle that and then be done
Your Horace. Yes
handsome, yes
So as you're walking back to like the gates you do see one of the bar that you guys were at last night kind of
Being repaired and you're just like that
You're right. I saw there's like a big chunk of the side of the building that was like looks like there's a hole just burnt through it
I'm also impressed with myself because I wasn't expecting that to happen. You're like, huh? This is why I shouldn't get drunk
I think to myself
All right, I
I
Know I'm this good
I
Think I shake that out
Kind of shake myself a little bit, you know, just kind of shake it out. I'm like, all right. Well now I know I can do it
This is good. All right, a little liquid courage and I'm there. Where's Frankie?
I'll just be walking with the rest of the group
You guys are walking towards the
I'm saying you guys are walking towards the the gates you guys are getting your
Kind of get you guys are getting up towards the gates the guards you stop you and say
Guys dinosaurs, oh yeah, those are our dinosaur they're pretty cool. Yes
We actually got them
Oh
Excuse me a long day. It's dry if you guess my drift
But yeah, we got them from an acquirer
He says he was gonna just let him go
So that's why we're taking them to the desert cuz that's why that's where they're from
Hopefully to return to their families. Yeah the points it's it's like a desert, right?
Oh, it's more like a grassland from what I thought. Okay, my dad that's what if I would have if Liz
That's where they're from so that's why we just want to kind of take them back, you know, especially as a man of
Animals, I don't like to leave animals where they're not likely to survive
Like you're a good man
Thank you. Thank you. Quick question
Can we say that on the way to the gate we swung by so I can got my armor? Yeah
Yeah, you were getting your armor so you say goodbye to your lady friend
Okay, so did you want to say bye to your dormant friend no
Emotional intimacy is not next thing
Oh
I'm just gonna pick up my armor for the bartender head out with the rest of the trio to the gate
Yeah, so I just wanted to clarify that
You are
So, um
You're kind of walking away, but then you also kind of like you
Spot your heart is kind of like halfway to the gate. I'm gonna go. All right
Yeah, perfect. Yeah, you guys keep walking. All right. Um, my passive perception is not high
So I don't know I'd like to duck into an alley near the bar, but still a little ways away. Mm-hmm
And then you know gesture get her run to go in there with me
Yeah, you guys duck in an alley. Yeah, go ahead
Haroon, could you just
Could you just physically cover the the body's like people out walking by can't see me for a minute. Oh
Yeah, and then I'm just like kind of like stretch out my
Clothing a little bit. I'm gonna make myself real small and then I'm gonna
Use
Disguise self
and take a
Dwarven appearance, um
I'm so tempted to just appears next
Here is the Dwarven lady, you fuck there you go. I'm gonna appear as the Dwarven lady
Perfect. Yeah, but the same amount of stuff. Well, it's perfect. Obviously. Yeah. Yeah
And I'm gonna go into the bar
Do I see my man Melvin
Yeah, you see
There's a few of you
Will the young noble people kind of gathered around talking and you know harassing bartenders are drinking
Um, they got their feet did you signal the room you wanted him to go so go in I
Guess outside of the bar
I guess outside of it like you can just hang out out here if you want for just a second
It won't take me but a minute. You don't need any he's gonna flex his arms back up. I'll give you this
I'll give you a signal. It'll sound like a car
Right
So you just like post up and chillin yeah
And then yeah go inside
Hopefully I see my guy here. Yeah, you also walk by the huge hole inside the building. Oh perfect. Yeah
From my last night
Y'all already set the place on fire. Yeah, you got a little hot head
I couldn't resist
Yeah, you see them kind of like the bartender sees he was like, uh, what can I get you for you madam?
Just here on some quick business don't worry about don't worry about me
Not like a dwarf to not drink but if you need anything, let me know Martin truck I
Full pull pull pull the that's my secret. I'm always drunk
Melvin
Yeah, he looks at you like kind of just discuss it who are you as he by himself or with no
He's with other people cool. Then there's about like six or five other people real quick though gonzo
Just I don't mean to interrupt here. Can I just say like I'm getting the dinosaurs in the car like ready to go
You know what I mean? Yeah, as soon as they are once I get there. Yeah, you know out the gate
That's why you guys left early to get everything
Yeah, that's why you guys went early to get everything. You already got your weapons probably picked up, right?
Yeah, you guys went to the guards
Yeah, you guys are already that your heart is halfway there. So while this is all going on your heart is already at the gate
Yeah, I just want to make sure you hear the fast walker. He got long legs
If I'm about other third legs, but um
Can I talk to you real quick? Well, uh
Privately who are you?
my name
it's a
Dwarflina
He kind of looks like kind of wishes his rhythm like I don't know you get to get the fuck away from me
You sure about that? Yeah
what I want to say in front of your whole group here, but I
Was sent for to do a little party, you know what I'm saying? I
Wouldn't pay for something like that. Yeah your friends paid and it's gotta happen at this point
I'm not gonna leave with them with nothing
Huh, huh? He's like no. No. No. Thank you. I'll pay you to go away
I
Know I can't accept
If you want to bring all your friends, let's go what yeah
It's okay
Don't worry, baby. What take care of you. He just backs away trying to friends. He's just like
And then I'm just gonna do some sending in his own in his head with his own voice now
I've heard him talk for a minute and
it's just gonna be his voice going like
Think about it, man. That's the worst that can happen
You see him just he just looks at you and he just he just runs out he's like what the fuck what the fuck what the
And then I'm to insert to his friends back. Yeah. All right
It's awesome. I'll toss them
a four gold mirror that'll cover some drinks free free all sorry for your wasting your time. They just start laughing
And then I'd like to follow Melvin outside
Yeah, you see he's outside kind of just like cat catches a breath. Just look outside the bar door
Who what the fuck you think what the fuck Melvin? Yeah, but I'll tell my dad, please do father's
His father really last time yeah
I can't be seen not taking pay. I can't be seen taking payment like I'm whisper
I can't be seen taking payment from you. But if you want me to call this off right now
Just come to this alley with me real quick
Nothing will happen. You'll give me the money, but I'll just pretend like I finished the job
Yeah, I'm gonna guide him towards the alley where we were at like
I'm gonna give a hold sign to a room until we're like, you know, 50 feet off and I'll go come on on. Yeah, follow like
He just like kind of look at the good was that guy was that who's fucking that guy?
There's just some kind of robot
Yeah, well can I get him in the alley yeah, he's in the alley just like
All right, give me your money money
Are you not gonna pay me uh
He just he's just like Sam
I know I got some money, but not a lot
I got I have 50 gold. Thank you
I hold out my hand he gives you 50 gold
And I'm gonna grab it I'm gonna take the money with one hand and grab his wrist with the other and pull him down
to my level
And I'm gonna
Cast suggestion
And I'm gonna say
What am I gonna say
I
Here are here's a torch I want you to set fire to as many buildings as you can
Yeah, he's gotta make a what is it wisdom excuse me one sec it's a
I got 12. You got 12. Yes. Okay. Well, that's not gonna do it no matter what I
Saved as a 16. Oh, yeah
Unless you need me to tell you the moderate
Yeah, yeah, that was also an option no, I knew you were gonna
Yep, um
Is this guy wearing a hat
Is he I'll snap right off the
other evens
odds
He's not wearing
I mean I'm like looking around still watching check
You gotta bother no one he does his business 13
Cool seems cool
So, yeah, so
Yeah, like I said, I had a lot lit torch
You know, we're always in the alley. So we were not kept pass or by our paying attention is I?
Hand him that torch
And hopefully just wait for half a second to make sure he's starting to set fire to whatever's around him
He's walking back to the bar where he was at. Oh
Cool
That's being currently repaired for being burnt. Yes
And then I'm just gonna look at her room
Which which direction was your sister shopping?
I'm just point to whatever direction it is. It's where to start going I guess. Yeah, cool. Hold on a second her own
I'm gonna slap a shoulder a hand on a shoulder and I'm gonna
Dimension Doris
500 feet that way and drop my disguise stuff
It's show up in a different alley. Well, I'd with that
What happened
I moved so fast. I'm so strong now
I didn't even see it
Yeah, we had inside is Roderick's is it open is Roger there
Okay, all right I say I say hello Roger egg
Oh rune hey my sister here still
To the back. Okay. Oh also and I'm gonna hand him one of the bottles of the Dwarven pooch. Oh
That is for you
And I'm gonna make my way back there and say
Her own
I
Didn't be like yes. It is me. I'm here
we are going to leave town and I
Thought I'd say goodbye
She comes out and says she's like hello Frankie
I
Felt so much about you from her own
Good things I hope
mostly confusing
But I guess leaning towards good. I'll take it
He says you're a bit of a silver tongue. I
Mean you'd have to ask ladies. I've been with but uh
He's a sweet talker sweet dancer, too
Let me pull up the flowers mmm get some every time at
You don't know anything about
witches in woods do you
How ruin that's very big what do you mean?
Well, we thought a monster with many heads and
There was a witch that was making them
We killed a lot of her creatures, but they outlawed those types of experiments after the war
Yeah, I don't think she cared
But we didn't defeat her but she might be looking for us
It was nice to see you she says be safe everyone
I'll be here
Oh, did you find out any more information on
The emerald claw
Unfortunately, not yet. It's only been a day
I don't know how this works. I know sweetie. I know what
You aren't there, but yeah, I was gonna ask about that arm thing
I do it. I already give her money to potentially look for that that if we come back. Oh, no one's paid her. I
Do not pay her. No one's giving her money. Did she say how much it was?
No, she she just said that I thought we did give him money cuz uh, your heart said that you're right. Yeah
Oh, yeah, we did your horrors pitched in and then yeah
I was gonna say like I was if she gave her give us a number. I would definitely be true true true
But uh, she said that it was gonna take
It was gonna be it only be like a day or two, so she'd have to gather what she would need first
well
Whatever she spends was on was willing to help
Is there anyone left in our house that I could?
meet with for
information
For information uh
Not in public
Most of us try to hide and we don't really know where we are for safety. We're
Going to the Talenta Plains
Be careful there's don't remember why why are we going to the Talenta Plains Frankie
Um, he's not the one to ask because he doesn't know I've heard the halflings are super friendly
Well, that's where we're going
Just be careful with the dinosaurs there
Right Harun is actually a natural hand with these dinosaurs. Do you remember the dinosaurs during the war Harun?
Were they no you haven't seen our dinosaurs
Uh now that they said dinosaurs do I remember are they the same dinosaurs or they just other dinosaurs?
Are they just other dinosaurs? I now know no you just remember seeing other types of dinosaurs during the war because you had traveled through the planes
So you're kind of remembering you're like, huh? Like I have seen more dinosaurs disease
There's just like a projector screen over my eyes. It's going
Right
Dinosaurs, I know those forehead detaches so many
Okay, because you and as you did you literally you just paused for like maybe like a minute
She just looked at you and she says are you you okay there? That's him thinking. Yeah, I am fine
I'm watching a cut scene
It's an unskippable cut scene
Hold on. Wait a minute. Are you doing cut scene in real life? Shut the fuck up
Harun you gotta hit space bar space bar escape no, I like seeing the whole thing. I don't get the context
I
Love you and i'm gonna piss you
She gives you a hug and says stay safe
Okay
You're tight
What I like thumbs up frankie frankie goes? Yeah, fuck it
Okay, everyone just uh
If you're in your safe haven you're always welcome here
Thank you. I appreciate that. Just remember don't tell anyone i'm here
Right no one
I'm gonna oh, sorry
Don't tell me i'm here because it will put my life in danger
Is there anyone you trust in the family?
Uh, that can be a to be answered question also, I don't know who to trust after dad died
Um, i'm gonna reach out my hand to shake
Uh her hand she shakes her hand
Yeah, so uh, i'll shake her hand and then uh, I just just lean in like not like while shaking her hand
You know not threateningly but just uh lean and say just
Just want to give you a heads up that i'm trying to counteract as much as possible. But uh, you remember nicks
Yes
Yeah
So he's been
Harun so pure and he's really been trying to corrupt him if you know what I mean
um
And so I just wanted to give you a heads up
But don't worry about it. I'm taking care of it
He seemed like a charm is that a charm are you kidding on my sister
You told me that's a bad thing. Yeah, is that persuasion or deception? You tell me
Uh, I roll for the deception if I can make it sound like it's much worse than it is, uh
Unless you're trying to smooth talk her with that silver leaf
I feel like if it's a lie, which it is then it's deception. Yeah
I are not haroon is being
This thing to a degree
But not nefariously
I'll roll a self-serving kind of way. It's self-serving. Yes, exactly. It's all serving
Uh, it's gonna be a 26. Yeah you um
She says like yeah
I'm glad there's something with uh with somewhat what reason
In the group. Yeah, uh, they need they need a steady
Uh, instead someone to steady them and lead them. I think the words you're looking for are uh moral compass and I completely agree with you
I will steer these these fellows, especially haroon here
Down a good and righteous path. Someone has to and i'm glad you're there for
I'm like poke i'm not listening, but i'm like poking frankie in his back. No flirting with my sister
Uh, it's not flirting haroon. Just relax
I go hang out with roger
He's like, okay
um anyway
You have a wonderful day. Um, I hope no one ever finds you and if they do I hope they're
appreciative of
Uh haroon, what does he have for sale in general? I forgot. Oh, he just repairs things but um,
Okay, so this is someone who repairs things but he does have random stuff for sale that he's repaired
What does he have for sale? Um
There's there's equipment stuff to like make buildings. There's uh
Uh, let me ask him there's cooking there's uh, he had he had this thing he's like, um, I repaired one of these things. It's like
I think it's used for cooking
Do I know what it is?
uh
Has like a
Is it anything similar to anything else i've seen like in the kitchens? Go ahead. Let me history check. See if you remember describe it
Yeah, so now it should be it has like a these metal things poking out of it and like looks like a circular little thing
And he says it spins
What what what do I want a history check see how see if you remember using it uh working 14. Yeah, you kind of like
You kind of remember uh using something similar with remy and lasagna when you were on the
It just reminded me of something
So continue how much for this thing? Uh
Harun
You could have it your family
I knew it like you
Then I take it and I put it in my bag and i'm just like, yeah
And then he chugs half the ball
Oh
I mean I could just not gonna do anything. No, no, this is all mine
Right. I have another bottle
Yes, and then uh, okay, bye and then we leave yep journey directly to the game
I'm gonna look at the supplies that we have loaded up and then you know
Kind of it looks like there's some we got some beans and we got some meat
And then uh, y'all harris got some spices. I do and then it's gonna trigger something on mine
I'm like I should write to remy
So I pull out my letter to remy my you know the thing that you said I have a magic letter to remy
Since he's on a fucking train
um and ask him
um my dearest remy
Um, and then just kind of explain to him the ingredients that we have
Um with some of these new and explain the new spices because you was what paprika right?
chili powder chili powder
so i'm gonna kind of uh ask him for a
Recipe that he would recommend that we could make
Let's see that um
Lasagna is writing something and i'm gonna inquire
What you're writing about?
It's actually about uh to remy. You remember the chef on the train? Uh, I think I spoke to him a few times
You remember his food. I remember his food, uh vividly. Yeah, it was great, right?
Yeah, yeah
He gave me these things so we could like write letters to him, uh since he's like it's hard to pinpoint where he is
Um, and I was actually asking him for suggestions on recipes based on the stuff that we have
It's not a bad idea
I was also writing in there the stuff that you found at the market theater the seasonings that you found at the market
And see what you know how we can help that out
well
I'll tell you what
You get back to me on that. I
I have some ideas of my own for something that I want to do and I need more ingredients though
It's going to be really special. Oh for sure for sure
Um, I've never used one of these before so I don't even know how it works
So i'm going to write this and hope that it hits like that. It just sends, you know
Yeah, once you're done writing it you uh kind of fold it and then it just
Turns into a bird and flies away. Oh, it just turns into like a paper bird and just starts flying away
Oh shit, like an origami bird?
Like an origami bird. Yep, and just starts kind of nice
It'd be so funny if uh, yoharis immediately would just like
You can't just do that
I thought that was lunch
It's a reflex
Yoharis is just a cat. It's his PTSD. He's like sorry. Oh, this is my war
War. Are we back there now? I forgot that I also keep forgetting that you gave me those I didn't use them more
Yeah, um
Also ask him how he's doing and whatnot. Yeah. Yeah, you guys are
Get friendly. Um, yeah, so you're there
uh, as long as kind of been ready and waiting and frankie and harun walk up and harun's just holding his um
His contraption you see it and you're like
It's like a little hand whisk that you can do like
Oh, it's a hand whisk. Oh shit
Yeah, like harun
What you got there?
Uh, roger gave this to me for free. It looks like a torture device. Is he? It's for baking. He's just
Are you just playing with it? Yeah
I'm like doing that and then like putting it under my arm and then going
And then going like back and be like wow
By the time we get there. Do I see any plumes of smoke just rising into the air?
You see some smoke but like not much
because uh
And you kind of as you're walking what's your passive perception?
Uh, my passive
Is a 15. Yeah, so uh, you kind of hear them
Uh, so you kind of hear one of the guards that was near you. He's like god damn it
So i'm trying to burn down that bar again again
Hey, uh frankie it is uh, great to see you as always. Thank you. I think we should
Head on out of here. It's about our time to leave. It's coming to nosy on no reason to rush
I mean obviously I wasn't there for what frankie but knowing frankie and what he was planning. I feel like I would probably you know
There's something there
I'm sure but we're just gonna get on out. Yeah frankie seems completely unconcerned about
At this point
Honestly, honestly, I thought you were gonna do much worse like I thought you were actually gonna straight up fight him or fight him
Or something so no he wouldn't do that course of actions. We're like, okay
I knew I knew everybody wanted to get out of here. I was about to hold us up for an hour
Like thoroughly go through this. No, I was like is he about to just like just
Man to a fucking other dimension or something with one of his barn spells or something, you know
That I thought that's what you were doing where I was like, okay, that's it. That's a decent
I will say the temptation to just uh say hey, are you um
I'm gonna take us somewhere magically just come with me and then convince him to do it
And then just take him 500 feet up in the air and just leave me
Oh jeez as I fly down to the ground. I'm gonna dimension door the both of us at 500 feet
Look him in the eyes as you fly
Because I can take up to one willing participant right it doesn't really say they need to know where i'm taking them
Yeah, they just have to be willing. That's it. Yeah, they just have to essentially it's like I just have to get consent and then i'm
Fucking in the air. Hey, hey, I have wings you oh you don't
Oh, oh, oh, it's like a full like a full looney tune coyote hanging over the
Canyon just like for a second i'm like, oh you can fly too and they're like, uh-uh
That's so fucked up and you're like i'm gonna turn it away
Hey
Hasta la we go. I mean you could have you could have done that now. I mean that would have been pretty funny too, though
That would have been hilarious. Yeah, I thought him setting some fires would be funny. Yeah
Especially setting the building on fire that he only got set in fire before yesterday
Yeah, hopefully there's some social repercussions from trying to build burn the building down around his friends of yours
Especially after being that weird interaction with the dwarven
Yeah, the dwarven one would stumble they're like what the fuck
His friends are gonna look at him funny especially after he tries to set the building on fire
Anyways, you guys are you guys are heading out your dinosaurs are well fed. They're pretty happy
Cool i'm laying off the one I usually hang out with and lay on top of him
How can you tell the difference I know yeah
He's the alpha
Uh, you know like those people have like five black cats, but can you name each of the five black cats?
That's me with it, you know
Here's the here's the real question. Is that actually true or is nix just think he's picking the same one every time?
Let's roll in my hand
16 yeah, he's got it
He gets on one of them and i'm pretty excited and he just gets on he's like you see that
Yeah, I mount those animals
I look at your hearts specifically as he has to walk. Oh, but you were small now, huh? And I lay back and
Let him walk
No, we have a cart
Um as you guys I flip you guys off. I don't care. I'm lean I got fur
And I'm warm we never sold the car
So we still have it well, but you still wish you could ride one and I roll over and
I'm not happy with that response
We don't those things smell for ad is resistant to non magical
Yeah, like slashing and stuff like that, yeah, so now that we're out of this getting out of the city guys, um
Where are we going? Oh, yes the guards. Yes
The guards are opening up the the gate
And then uh kind of here's like where are you guys going?
The planes oh yeah, I point south the wrong way but um
You're pointing the wrong way
It's north. Oh, I was about to say no the planes are south. Yeah, no, he's like you're pointing you're pointing north buddy
Ah, yeah, you're facing the wrong way and I look where the sun is. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right
You're right. Yeah, he says just oh, yeah, you keep going. You'll pass fort bones and you know, you're going the right way
Fort bones now do the same thing
Fort bones now do they call it that because it's made out of bones or do they call it that?
because of
It's manned by bones
Why do they call it that a little bit of both actually? I mean
That's our fortress where we keep a lot of our
um
Skeletons. Yes and
Undead I mean just in case we need them. Has anybody ever called it the bone zone? The guards just said the bone zone
Yeah, the guards just said this. Yes
Okay, you remember this place is where they still use undead for certain things
Oh, yeah
This is one of the places that the undead is kind of like they're kind of like okay with it
And they use it a lot they use the remaining ones as like their like help pretty much
So avoid are you saying to avoid it? I mean, uh, we don't really let people go towards it
But if you if you're passing by then, you know, you're going to the planes because it's on the way there
Yeah, we got to go to the plane. So we're gonna be passing. Yeah, so that's how you know, you're going the right way
Oh, okay. Yeah, that's why that's why I just said uh
Buddy you uh, no, I just want to make sure you had a little too much to drink last night
I just want to make sure what you're saying. Are you saying to avoid it or not?
That just means that we're going in the right direction. We don't need to go there. All right. Bye
Fucking dick
Uh now they're uh, are you like what?
When we get a safe distance away, I'm like your religion sucks
You guys are about like you guys are pretty far. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck you guys
Dumbass for i'm gonna look over to nix. Who do they even worship?
I don't know lame ass church stately and everyone's got a sword. What kind of dumb ass church is that? Well, I
theology
or uh pantheon, I believe
Does it matter like do we care enough to investigate no, no, then let's don't worry about whatever the fuck they're doing over there. Yeah
Well, we're gonna tell them that they suck and peace out when we get far enough away from the town and there's no
But can actually can I roll a perception check to see if there's anybody following us? Yep
All right guidance
Um
You gave us our weapons back yeah, you got your weapons back you got all of your dinosaurs in your cart back
nerdy
So you got all your equipment
What were you doing? I was just saying if anybody was following us no you guys are you guys are
Good good right now. Um, yeah, so you guys are traveling through and um
You have halfway through the plains you start seeing
Some other figures off in the distance like impacts kind of walking through
Some figures yeah, you see like packs kind of going through the distance
big creatures
Um, what do they look like? Um scaly. Oh are they dinosaurs? Oh, yeah
So i've been meaning to ask uh everybody
What are we doing to this tolenta plains? I I know we needed a head this way
So we're gonna go help the gar clan
Okay
The gar clan needed our help. Uh, apparently somebody went missing the kid. They're still got kidnapped
They're something got kidnapped
And we're gonna go help them and apparently they have some type of relic that they can give us
In in a prize
That's all we really know if that is that information was given to us
by the information broker
I have a feeling that it's going to have to do with this whole conspiracy that we're trying to unravel
There wouldn't be a reason for it. Otherwise for sure. Um
I will say
one thing
Though what's our thoughts on fort bones?
Well, uh, these people are slavers and that's uh, not right. No doubt though that they're arms to the teeth
So trying to get inside to try and free all those undead is uh, I hate to say it out of the question
I want to sow a little bit of chaos though. So that way we can try and rile them up
If i'm being honest
What is your plan to do with the undead when they're not being controlled? That's exactly what I wasn't gonna allude to
Well, it's uh, not our say about what happens afterwards
The fact that those dead folks are being used against their will as slavery. Why not just kill them then?
Like they're dead. Do we care? Do they care?
I don't know if they care but i'm also made of metal. So I don't know
There's a deep philosophical issue. It sounds kind of like we could just also
roll right past it
I think I just want to make sure that we were all on the same page as we're like passing by because like
My opinion is I feel like you know, and this is just my point of view is we kill them
Like kill the undead but we would have to kill the guards to get to the undead and then we were like
Kill the undead and that just seems like a lot. Yeah for free for just
You know
I'm not exactly looking at starting a fight right now with odds stacked against us
Right, right, right only when the odds are in our favor
All right. I just want to make sure we were all on the same page
That's all. Do you remember this this uh, this place is where they have the most advanced?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah the best military and their military is run by the by the fucking church. Yes
I just want to make sure
Cool
Yeah, so you guys are passing four bones all spooky is huge
Well guard, of course
You guys just walk by
Roll on through. Yeah, it's getting night night nighttime now. So you guys are going through the planes
How long is it gonna probably take us to get there?
Uh, you probably gathered that um, if you let me guide the cart. I have proficiency with uh
Grassland which this is yeah
How long have we been on the cart because I feel like I would have gone like
Center mode in the middle seat on the oh you guys been in the cart for probably like about half a day now
Okay, so that this should be about so it's getting because you guys left like uh, about like early afternoons
You guys are getting you guys have been traveling all the way to the east
So you guys are getting you guys are traveling all the way to go into the evening
And uh, yeah, so you guys uh, you guys probably get to your destination within two three days because you know
There's a stopping point in between and that shouldn't be too far from
Uh where you're supposed to meet the clan
Can I do a survival check to try to find a good place to camp out for the night?
Got it
Keeps touching themselves
Do you have some bardic inspiration? Yeah, i'm actually going
17 plus five. Hell yeah, so you guys you find a nice little alcove in the plains and
You can set up camp for the night
All right, obviously I make sure the dinosaurs get fed and uh, you know, they're good to go
Um
As like as they're like like they I rested so i'm like kind of like up now like helping watch but i'm also like
Looking over my mouse. Is there anything that's relative to this area that could help me?
Like I don't know what the size of the different maps are if they're just little towns or because I do have the names
But I don't know what that means. No, uh, uh
Not this area the maps I gave you are in this area. Okay. Yeah, um if we keep going towards the uh,
Pass the desert there is but um
No, there's nothing here that you have in your maps, but um
You can start a map on the plains though
I was gonna say i've been taking maps, uh on the on this whole travel in the in-betweens like ef5
In century mode we're obviously remembering them but writing them down when I have in uh in between time
I just don't necessarily know what's on the other side already
True I figured you're always doing that
Yeah, it just instincts you're like why do I do this?
So i'm at the war
The what the what
What did he just say now you guys
Anybody taking watch you guys all go to bed i'm taking lunch, um, I only need four hours
So i'll take first watch i'll take second. I only need four as well. All right, so
Then I get to sleep through the night
No one perception check for the first one. Got it. I'm staying i'm staying up at this point now
Oh, uh 30 20 21 wow
It's kidding no, it's always a good good to have a higher number
As I say the worst part is I rolled I rolled uh 13, but that's what I'm gonna say. It's a 9 plus 4
Um
You hear
First loud footsteps of the distance loud footsteps. Yes
Can I try to like sneak towards that way I
Can I see anything?
Yeah, it's like an alcove. Yeah, and then you kind of pop out and then you uh
You see a big lumbering figure on two legs
Kind of walking through the area
Does this look do I see this too? Yeah, is this a giant? It's a big ass dinosaur. Yeah. Oh, it's a dinosaur a dinosaur
They see our dinosaurs
How far away is it oh, I think about a good hundred feet hundred feet. Oh shit
Um, I will I will wake up y'all horrors for this because he would enjoy this
Yeah, uh, I do wake up. I know I know he's asleep and he's probably be a little upset
But I will you're horrors. You gotta see this. I wake up dagger in hand
Huh? No, no, no, no, no put the dagger away. I just want to show you something. Look at this. Look at this
Look at the dinosaur. It's a big ass dinosaur
We don't see those in the forest right? This is crazy out here those things, uh
Aggressive
Uh, can I not you see it a little bit more?
Can I try to I I don't know if lizogna has ever seen it. Has he heard of any dinosaur like this? Uh,
Go ahead and roll me a nature check
16 plus
Can I do it too? Two 18. You agree
Uh for nature and so 18 18. Yeah, you uh, you've heard of these creatures, uh from
Family members, but you've never seen them before
You saw the little the smaller ones, you know that you've been traveling with but this is the first time seeing something this big
You're like these are bigger than you thought you would be
Oh shit, so you're like, holy shit. These things are real
And uh, we're gonna see more of those tomorrow your heart with you pop out the thing is like 80 feet away from you guys
Mm-hmm. Gigantic. It's coming closer
Yeah, it's 80 feet away from you guys. Oh shit. Yeah, okay
So can I start like sneaking along the side?
Carol starts to get any closer than I will start to hey, we should we should roll people up
Go ahead. Yeah, go ahead. Um, oh shit. Hell. Yeah, uh 24
Yeah, you start stealthy and then um, as you guys sneak into the side you see that there's
Other dinosaurs kind of following along with it as well. So there's like smaller dinosaurs with it
Is it getting does it look like a herd like they're they're just traveling
It's a pack. Yeah
so we're in an alcove, so are they
like this like going past us and we're like here or are they like
Yeah, they're kind of like that. They're the first they're kind of just going past and you're just oh, okay. Okay, so
Yeah, i'm gonna just drop back into sentry mode like just right there and just kind of see if I can get like uh,
A drawing like kind of like quietly like of this of this thing
Um, yeah, you've got you've got you're gonna watch it. You kind of start seeing it sniff around
Can I uh, nature real quick? Yeah, go ahead real nature to see him if uh, she definitely cleaned me up
I should not smell
All right, uh 19. Yeah, you uh, you're like, holy shit
This is a t-rex
So I I mean obviously with my nature check, I know that they're aggressive. Yeah, um you uh, you're dinosaurs
uh
Kind of perk up and they wake up because they kind of hear the commotion
I'll try to like do what do what chris pratt did in uh,
You know jurassic world and try to calm them down so that they don't like make too much noise. Did that work?
Can I help him with the animal handling? Yes. Hell yeah
Got it
Oh, yeah. No, I succeed the fuck out of that. That's a 26 for me. Yeah. Yeah, I got 19 plus 3 plus 5
Yeah, you guys are kind of handling it. Uh, you guys you guys calm them down you guys
Uh, this is kind of a there's a little bit of commotion
So frankie and nix you guys kind of wake up to like I was just about to say that too
Yeah, you guys wake up because there's kind of commotion going on the dinosaurs are freaking out. You see them kind of like
Uh, y'all harris and uh, lazaga are like they're holding up steak and they're kind of trying to quiet them down
I go to try to calm our dinosaurs. Yeah
I so badly want to wake up
Shut the fuck up
Dude like we rolled so well on our animal handling we can handle this animal too. Yeah, yeah
You're uh, we're handling nix on top of the dinosaurs. What did you roll?
So 19 plus 5 24. Oh damn all you guys
Go to your favorite
I double my proficiency by like head give him a head by my
So he's not actually calm he's just got a concussion yeah, he's kind of like hey calm down bro calm down
So you said there's three dinosaurs or is there two for us? No, you guys have four before
Yeah, I always forget that
You guys all come in like with you guys all three of you kind of just heard it was kind of calm them down
And uh, yeah, you guys look it kind of just passes as like they kind of just you know
They're through quick because they got big steps. So they kind of just pass through and then um
Yeah, so after that you manage to copy dinosaurs down and uh
It passes and they kind of just calm down and they go back to sleep after all that commotion
Did it did I get my drawing in yeah you got your drawing in
Well, that was all going on. They're calming them down. Oh, thank you. Now don't get it twisted
I would have definitely wanted to find a t-rex, but I figured we'd probably want to try to sleep
I mean
I'm down. Yeah, it'd be fun. There's more than one dinosaur. There's a lot of dinosaurs
I just hear multiple rounds of you know
As much as yel harris likes to fight he knows that the odds are very much not in our favor and we have a job to do
Yeah, not at night. Yeah, not at night
I mean, I think we all got night vision plus frankie
Yeah, I don't have night vision, but I can't believe I won't be able to see the t-rex
Yeah, regardless we're we're letting them pass yeah, just don't have my uh fantasy night
Fantasy yeah cross that out. I can see oh, yeah. Yeah
Yeah, those are cool guy glasses. You just have to make sure you put them on. Oh, okay
I do like a little uh matching a little night vision thing
They can also
They can so if you yeah, that's what he was saying
So if you if you somebody casts darkness darkness, you can see through it. Somebody casts darkness darkness
Oh god, I already beat you out of the room. Yeah. Oh man. Oh, yeah
So I've been thinking so badly just real quick out of the game
but I've been thinking so so much about uh when I cast spells, um using
The uh german name of the spell to cast it because it actually sounds pretty cool compared to
What I would just as an audio give us an example, uh instead of like um flaming hands or something like that burning hands
it'd be um, you know, it'd be like uh
Blended to hinder you like
That just sounds so cool give you that add more flair to freaky. Yes
No little german boy. Don't cast that spell
Let's disintegrate
Because I got is that a concentration spell?
Moving on
Cut that cut the redacted redacted. No, I didn't hear it. So we're gonna leave it in. Oh, I said never mind
Cut that out on second thought what I did say was
What what?
Sir speak very clearly into my lapel
All right, y'all I think they passed
But uh, you guys be sure to get your sleep. Yeah, you calm them down there asleep and then you guys finish your first watch
second watch you wake up
Uh nicks is heavily sleeping now. He's getting his meter as again
You wake up also grow in your sleep. Yeah. Yeah
Um, do you need me to roll? Yeah, go ahead over to protection check. All right
I'm gonna pat y'all harris on the back and catch guys. I'm still up, but I stayed sentry wherever I drew that picture
Okay, shit, man. I'll take it
All right, um, that is
Six plus eight is fourteen
Plus uh four so eighteen nice. Thank you
You got you just hear like animals and stuff kind of passing through better than that
And that goes by
As uh as the night goes on and all I hear around me is just the ambience of the night and also the snoring of my
compatriots, I do look up at the moon and think of my
my sweetheart that I
Could have taken with me but told me not to leave the fey wild before I joined the war effort
What season are we in again summer we're in summer
You want to be in summer because summer could be in you
All right
And that's our word all right, I could say it on the dm. Yeah, he's god he's allowed to say it
That's why I said it's our word
What
I'm one of them you say procreate you mean appropriating appropriating
We're gonna be procreating with that word
I'm fey i'm fey
On second thought i'm asexual now
Well, that was the straw the camel's back is obliterated no, I got you I got you golazagna. Oh no step fey
Oh my god octolibur face x and
Faye fucking is when you're like everyone's telling each other to say their name. Yeah, no say your name say it
No, fey fucking is when um
Nobody is in their actual form and no names are said at all
It's complete silence and only action. I believe that yeah
I feel like there'd be like like a like a harp playing though. They just have they would have just a magical harp
Yeah, just like an un- it's making an ambient noise. He's got Elton John on the piano
That's true with every single strum
Of the harp. It's not music that's playing but the season's changing
Every time and that comes directly from Irish mythology by the way, but moreover we make it through the night
Yeah, you make it through the night you wake up your dinosaurs are still there you manage to keep them all on the wraps and
looking wistfully at the moon
Yoharis is
Uh, actually, uh, what was your position check?
Did you get a 14 on? I think it was 14 on that last one. Yeah, you also didn't notice uh
Yoharis just looking at the moon for a long time with the look of just like sorrow in his eyes
I noticed that he noticed him just looking at it like he looks different. He doesn't look like I don't look angry
There's a an air of wistful longing that you're not used to seeing on people
He's not angry for once and you see him kind of looking sad instead
As he's looking at the moon for a long time. Yeah, you also might not see me
I had a pretty good stealth role too and just stayed put in the corner
So i'm like seeing an unadulterated
Yoharis right now. He's watching his whole time like huh?
He's more than I thought are you sad in the morning?
No, no, he's back to being angry
Um, i'm back to my old ways
Can I draw her yoharis too in this moment? Yeah
I want drawings of everything and i'm marking it on my inventory. Don't think i'm not
Uh, yeah, so go ahead you can draw more than full sorrow filled yoharis
I want to make it also look like there's like a little bit of like a like a halo coming off of him while he's doing it
It's a little artist inspiration. Are you gonna show him?
I don't know go ahead go ahead and perform check
If you don't show it to me out of character
All I ask is that you put it in a museum once the campaign is done 15 plus
You said performance
That's what I thought was sleight of hand. Oh go ahead. Give me a sleight of hand. Oh, okay. Okay, so then that's uh, 15 plus seven
All right
Yeah, it's a beautiful drawing
He you may capture a moment quickly because
That was quick little hands
Yeah, you're gonna show your uh, your peace deal horrors
Uh, are you up in the morning? You go back to sleep. No, he he was uh, I was the second watch he's already up. Yeah
He'd already rested, you know
Well, then I say after you obviously had some nice time, uh alone
uh, I eventually like uh come over to you and uh,
Uh, I'd show you the picture I drew of all the dinosaurs that were passing
I have to say you you have been getting quite good at that
Thank you
I also saw you last night too and then i'm gonna pull the paper from behind that and put in the front
uh
picture you
Like uh, you're not actually like crying you just you could tell it in the expression
Yeah, right and then but also I said there's a little rendition of like what would seem like a little bit of
uh, like glow off of you
I'm very confused and shocked
Uh, and I I lean in close to you haroon
I'm asking you
Very politely right now because this I can tell you put a lot of effort into this
Please never do that again
The glow thing or dry just drawing that
that
If you happen to be up at the same time that I am and this happens again look the other way
Okay
Thank you. Do you want it?
Then no one else see it
Yeah, all right, I give it to him i'm gonna put that in my bag
Is nix uh already awake yeah nix is awake he got his full day and hours in
And since he needs a full eight
Seems is
I've heard you guys do you sleep he wakes up
still floating
Yeah, can I horizontal to a vertical float?
As the sun rises your angle just slowly gets a little bit. Yeah
As soon as he hits his full eight, that's when it's like perfectly
Egg timer noise goes off dude. Yeah
Yeah
I show the dinosaurs my drawing
Yeah, they're just looking at it and they're just are all of them all four looking at it. Yeah, you're around them
It's like when you show a dog a picture of itself, they're just like, oh, they don't they're confused
I am satisfied to put it away
So we kind of pack it up and uh start heading out for the day
Do you have a good point to call it there boys? Yeah, I think so. I think so. Yeah before we get on your way through the plains
sure
All right
I hope that wasn't too plain for you guys
Any any more puns you want to
Play more don't worry. What'd you say? I said that would just be playing wrong. Yeah
You guys are killing it you guys are killing it I hate this I hate the jokes
We'll just back you the plane jane. Yeah playing the vanilla
This is just playing stupid
Yeah, he's all ideas no planes dude now he's really playing along
We're going back to jail
I was gonna say that was a little bit of a stretch
Thank you everyone for tuning in. Uh, we shall see you next time
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