Bro you never have
You never have the view you have never had the meat sweats then let me tell you
Yeah
You're just like it's cramping it's hard you're putting ever it is when you're genuinely exerting yourself here. I fuck dude
I just need to take everything yeah exactly cuz I put my pants off cuz I'm like widely get into this like
Power stance in it now
Yes, dude, I'm going super saying in the bathroom yeah
I'm crilling in the bathroom
Yeah, but different separate now that we are all here welcome everyone this is freaking nerds
a D&D podcast where
Five right now five friends are played
Dragons just for this week. You'd honestly just
Move the whole arms. Yeah, move that whole arm towards you now mark you can you can say wherever
Was out yeah, this is this is it where you want this is an open room
Just not just don't sit on guns. Oh, no those are already
I wasn't doing I was just stretching my legs. Yeah, you too. Yeah, he's stretching something else
Yeah, it's third leg
But I am lasagna Moscan the druid
cleric wood elf and fun Frank fact fun false false fact because I'm usually doing Frankie
fun false fact about nicks is
He is a world-renowned
sheep her
Oh, yeah full on
Well, I was gonna tell you it that they cuz I was gonna say how much but you wanted to share with them
Yeah, while everybody else is going around the table just takes it to me a lot though
Oh
But then you also have to take your clothes off to if you go in there
Break the skin and maybe
That sounds like 20 bucks extra. Yeah, okay. All right, what about for 30 look I already have to put the explicit tag on this
I'm just teaching about the birds and the bees and the kinks
Preparation yourself for future conversations
Sometimes son
Tell you something by your old man
I
Got those from I got those from making you
Nick
Yeah, I'm Jaylen playing nicks a barbarian
And fighter that maybe wait. Did you see your fact? Yeah?
You while you were over there talking
Oh, yeah, he's a world-renowned sheep her God
I was his fun fake fact. So I was I was typing my text of Bronson
I'm multitask. Come on. You're gonna be the DM
A fun false fact about Haroon is that his sister is ugly? I
Don't know how fun that is. It's false. It's false because we're gonna be brothers
Oh, I forgot interests like immediately though, did you get distracted by something else very quickly?
She did something that me Lee turned me off. I can't remember what though. She says she doesn't like fights
That's only being a good thing
She he's still trying to go try to go out of just so you know, I mean she's an old woman
I mean, I don't have to like her it's just
I
Hello, my name is mark I play
Haroon
when
Warforged she mung kind of a baby got a little
Fix a ticket on his voice box there now he gets to pick which
My just in time for seofra. That's my false fact about
Seofra at the table is that Haroon is not her favorite
It's the false fact
Okay, it is I mean
I mean
Canon Canon no Nix is the favorite. What are you talking about? Oh, that's what did I tell you the note?
No, it was a good note to the need that he said you wrote
But yeah, it was it was very like I'm off to do some business here's some money here with my favorite by
Also the bags with me that everyone like damn it
This should be a fun conversation. So I'm Bronson come back
Paternity paternity
I am playing
Seofra and little rogue elf
Whole time no hold back
It's a good one. No problem. The true false facts used to be an old
This is your peaceful retirement
Yeah, could definitely be
This is the last time to try to get back you see my level of brutality like this baby should do to use to do worse than that
Hey, Gonzo, mm-hmm, what are you wearing me a
Garfield shirt like usual
I'm wearing on your feet. Oh, that aren't shoes. I'm wearing some socks and sorry
He's wearing Pac-Man
Hey, hey, it's spooky season the goes are gonna come get you those socks eat
God damn it. I was trying to come over the
Oh, that's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one
That one just came off top of the head
I was trying to think of other puns for two hey
You guys you guys think it's good ones. There's the ghost names
Yeah, hurry up before they blink
Oh, no, where's the missus? Oh, yeah
What's up now Gonzo the way the better question is uh-huh, what's your can in fact can fact is going to be about see over
I knew it
See over along her travels
Has learned a new skill
See offer with with her vast espionage knowledge has now learned how to throw her voice
So now you get to add the actor feet to your character sheet just so you know
Or is no that's Tom detergent never mind you can add Thomas or I think that's
Or it can be a voice a voice or animal noise
You you picked up a few skills being an espionage
Arm candy thing. It's not minor illusion that can be the sound
There's more so minor illusion has no
There is a money where you pick the image or you make a noise. I will find it for us
Google it pull out the book or slack in here pull out the book. Yeah, I mean, it's yeah, what's going on Gonzo
I'm finishing the lore I'm sending to Bronson right now. Well, I mean while you're doing that now, so how wrong I
Feel like out of everybody you got to get a recap
Yeah, yeah, I can't I can't do a recap. I just want to give this to Bronson because I forgot so many long times ago
I don't even know if you can use it
Is it it's a pacifier, but what kind of pacifier it's a mustache
Part about this is Romans are really a password kid
But nice nice that's hilarious, but yeah, I got for you a long time ago
If we're talking recap, let me do a look at my notes
Because you had a lot of things happen to you last episode
Uh took our weapons at the gate. Mm-hmm. We saw the councilman about the baking supplies and got some money for that
This is a church
big house
We talked about the morning and I don't remember what it was though
and
Haroon got fixed up got his voice fixed saw a flashback of himself killing things
and
Got to see his not creator, but a person that was very involved with his backstory essentially yes
Sister yeah
And
Over a wonder and I've known you forever. That was pretty neat
You'd lie to me few seconds beforehand. Yeah, I mean I also really don't give a shit if you know our history
And I'm still rocking with you. So I might as well fuck with you
You know you remember what you lied to me about about your voice. No
It was about you agreed to not drink and then immediately like yeah, I fucking lied. Oh, yeah
I don't remember that
He's being cool with his sister, but he also is like whatever he doesn't think
He had to help with the last one
Yeah
He did
Your ptsd is cured. I'm sure there's other things that also happened
But that's most of the notes that I wrote down and you are correct by the way
It is minor or losing you choose the image or sound
I already have that so it worked out perfect
Nerd
Yeah, but also I mean I figured you got to change your voice as well
But your I you your ptsd is sort of curious
Oh, yeah, also I leveled up and got a wholeness of mine. I think it's called
Um where I can end a condition as an action that frightened or charmed I believe
So if I freak out, I can just calm myself as long as it doesn't happen again within six seconds
Oh wait also. No, did the did she also fix it? Oh, no, she fixed it permanently. So that won't even
So we can say war now
Yeah, oh shit. I'm gonna fuck with seo for
Yeah, she over doesn't know yet. Seo for does not know
She also doesn't know what the voice thing in either. No does not know about the options between the two voices
So where do we pick up at?
I believe we're at the we got a room or something. Uh-huh. Do I sleep with my lady doorfriend?
Am I waking up with her again? You already did that
Do we go again?
For another night
I know I think we just all went to bed that night. Yeah, you guys were partying because after well after after we dealt with
Um you at the mechanic shop. I think we just called it a night
Right. Yeah, Frankie went on this date. Yeah, and you guys went out and partied and danced and drank. Oh, yeah
True true. That's right. All right. So it's probably the next morning. Oh, I challenged you to a
Oh, you challenged me. Yeah
You're the latest on defeated still that plus six comes clutch
He did an entire drinking contest at disadvantage because of Frankie and still won. I had advantage too
The worst I got is like I got like a four or something. I was like 10
I'm good
Yeah
Oh, yeah
They just learned how to fuck with him when he comes to drinking
Well, yeah, you wake up and you wake up in a bar and like with the same dwarf lady you think
I think yeah, I mean you're still you're still like a little drunk. You're like, how am I still drunk?
And there's still there's a ball next to you at the time. I finished the bottle. Perfect. Yeah, you kind of feel a little better
A little more chipper
It doesn't even flash
You aren't there yet. I'll tell you when you're done. You're cute in um you two wake up
Um, you notice that two of your friends are missing
Well lasagna definitely woke up hung over his shit. Yeah, you guys woke up with headaches
I needed my full eight hours. I don't know about you but
No, but yeah
You guys are getting up and you notice that you know your other friends aren't there yet
Uh, am I in the same room because I would have known what happened because I could see in here
Uh, well, maybe I couldn't hear Frankie, but I hear your horrors
Well, let me percept and see if you would have seen seen them sneak out
Perception always perceptive
I see my skills before I roll it. I'm not even gonna roll it
Uh, 17. All right, you didn't see it
Didn't see your horrors. I mean come on. I mean Frankie could have cast invisibility on him
I rolled this I rolled an imposing stealth check, so
But how would I see them and then not see them immediately? It's Frankie, bro
I would at least see them disappear. I mean to be fair though, like who's to say that we didn't get our room and then we didn't get our own room and then the
Faye boys got me that's what we did me and you bumped up
Yeah, and then mix was out in the barn the Faye boys were at parting me and neither neither the Faye boys were there
Get busy with the bar your horrors and Frankie are both not there
I
Won't can you get coffee for me, bud? I'm a I'm a
I'm gonna get up slowly. Okay. I'm gonna go downstairs
and
I'm gonna ask the barkeep
Do you have cowpeat?
Cow feet. Yeah, you said cow feet
I got chicken feet
Yeah, is it cooked
Uh, they're pickled
That's probably fine. I don't know
Do we believe this?
He's like, uh, how much how many how many do you want?
um
Two okay, uh, just give me a copper for that. All right, and I give them the uh
I give it to
uh
Pluck out the jar to the two the chicken feet. He was he looks at you like about the graph. He just kind of like uh, okay
Okay, thanks. I like go up and I'm wondering each hand
I like kind of like bring it to him probably drips a little bit on his on him like here you go
Pickled chicken feet
I said
Coffee
Caw
No, no, no not a cow
coffee
It you know what wait hold on. No, no, no
Hmm, coffee. I'm coffee coffee. It's much better, but you know what go get go get
Y'all Horace and
Frankie I'll go get the coffee. How about that?
All right. All right
Yeah, and I'm gonna go get coffee no response, but I'm gonna eat the chicken feet
Is locked? Yeah, doors locked
Hmm
Yeah
Frankie
Nope
At this point, uh, nix you haven't seen your friends yet. So you kind of walk over to the uh
You're kind of walking in as uh, you see
Uh, lasagna. What kind of walking down to the bar?
All right, I want to walk in shirtless holding my armor to the side just uh
Never see I'm sure
But just holding it like to the side of you just like yeah
You see nix. He has like some scratches on them some bite marks. Yeah. Yeah, it was purposeful
I got one right here that would be hidden by their armor. So I gotta let it be seen
Yeah, and you see some some bruising. You don't know what kind of bruising it is around his neck too
Draw her a woman like to joke about
That's what but but you notice nix has a big smile on his face
it's
And he still smells like alcohol. I walk up
To lasagna and I dropped my armor onto the table with a loud
Clank and I sit next to my hey, what's up? Are you doing buddy?
First of all, I'm gonna need you to stop yelling. All right. It's already early. Oh, you have that loser sensitivity sound right now
Take the chicken feet. I did and I ate them. I was gonna eat them
Um, lasagna has definitely had chicken feet before so
I'm bar keep. Where's where's the coffee? Where's the coffee?
I come I come downstairs. Um, yeah, they're not answering
What would be the closest equivalent to an irish coffee in a place that does not have irish people
It would just be
Okay, yeah, I want to ask for one coffee and a door of his coffee
All right, uh, how strong you want it? You know me I could handle the artist medium
You're fine you get your coffee. Uh, he said it'll it'll be um a silver
Okay, I pay for the two of us. Ah, this one's on me. I'll I'll let you recoup your loss
Thank you. Thank you
Do you sell bottles?
Yes, how much for a bottle
Uh bottle what I got mead
I got wine mead
Mead, um
Full bottle of five gold
Can I have two?
Sure, um
Do you drink the mead or
What do you mean? I didn't think uh, you know, uh
Your species drank that's kind of so
I mean, he kind of hands him on he's just like I'm just I'm just carrying him
He just
I'm just I'm just curious. I don't I don't mean nothing by it. What is the matter if I bought it? I walk away
Just had a curiosity how much alcohol do you have now?
only the two bottles because
one I already gave to
Nick's way back when and then another one I gave specifically
After he got mad at me for killing that guy that he was torturing because I knew he threw up and then he proceeded to not want it
No, he immediately first sit through up. So I lost that bottle. So honestly, they're just kind of I'm just keeping stock
For whenever Nick says a temper tantrum
Give the baby his bottle
anger management, right?
He's doing it
How wrong you say they weren't there or what the fuck could they be?
I don't know Frankie likes to hide
Yeah, are we really gonna worry about where Frankie's at? Maybe we're just to look for him like he's like
Is he around here? He's like I'm like looking on the table. I'm not hunting for that fairy
Right. Well, we were supposed to leave today. That was the thing. I guess we're not leaving today
We could fake something
I mean if Frankie doesn't want to be found we're not gonna find him and your heart is a six foot three
Fiery tree elf thingy. So I mean we'll find him at some point
At some point we'll find him around town. So like I don't know. Maybe we just hang out for the day and see what happens
We still have a whole I mean I still have a whole lot of gold
So I guess we could probably see what we could get ourselves into
We should fake something too
I know there's drugs in this town. Can I roll a check to see if I can find Frankie?
I know it's not
I want to do it. 400%
I'm actually looking. Oh, that's funny. It's a three plus
zero six
He's not in the bar
You're like, huh
I don't think he's here
They start punching the air a little bit
He's doing his calisthenics
So I'm gonna lean into the calisthenics
So I'm gonna lean into the group a bit. I'm like, so uh, I know there's some money making ventures we can do in this town
Like what I'm just saying. I heard there were jobs that would require men of skill
Heard from the centaur
Who talked to you about that? I'm a man of skill
No, it has been a while since I got my
My hands a little dirty so I guess we could do that
The last thing I got my hands dirty with with wolf shit. My hands are still dirty
You guys roll me a percent check real quick. Okay
18
17 oh eight I forgot to cast guidance
Yeah, you don't hear anything but you two kind of hear like kind of a commotion you kind of hear like some
Like horns and stuff kind of like a procession outside
I got to check it out. Still shirtless. Yeah
It's your arm was at the bar
I'm gonna give it to the bar keep to watch. I want to walk out shirtless. Yeah
Um, yeah, so you kind of walk out there's kind of like a
Uh, like a small little procession coming through and then there's like a few carriages like
They're ordinate. They're gaudy
And you see a big
D on it
For what for d or i apparently I knew it and then you see, uh,
I don't know what skies would you be wearing?
I'd be wearing the last one that they saw me in which was
Uh, shit. What was her name?
I have her written down but i'm not gonna say it all. Can I roll for her if I because I feel like you know, I would
Hey, you see you see this, uh, and you see this carriage kind of walking through you see someone kind of staring at you guys
Can I look at the first and see if I recognize that's a familiar thing? Yeah, I run a perspective check see if you uh, got it
19
Yeah, you see a familiar pretty face you remember pretty well. I immediately get ear to ear. Oh my god
It's that gorgeous bitch. Oh my god. Oh my god. I think she's in town. I mean, yeah, I mean she's
You talk about
That's her right
I got a 22 on that perception check. So I think I'll see it
Uh, I want to make direct eye contact with see-off right
You're gonna start doing what I'm gonna let's see how she responds to my eye contact and I'll go from there
Yeah, you see um, so yeah, what did you get for perception?
Me? Yeah. Oh, I forgot to roll
Uh, 22
Um
Yeah, so you see yeah, you see like the offer space in this carriage? Is there like guards around this carriage?
Or is it just the carriage?
There's guards. So there's like like a whole procession coming. So there's like the
like guards then there's like the
actual character self and my guards behind them and
They're gonna make a big deal about it because they're a high ranking family
can I like
Like modified snakes. So it's not looking like I don't want to like I don't want to like be like
But I want to just kind of like blending and like move sideways like you kind of into it to get closer
Yeah, go ahead and roll me a stealth check. See if you can uh, got it
do this
Okay
That is
18 plus
7 25
Yeah, there's other people kind of just checking to see what the commotion's you're kind of just wanting to the crowd
Just walking through can I try the same thing? I also you don't have your arm wrist no disadvantage and I am small
I am still only three feet tall so stealth it up boy. You're going to roll stealth you aren't wearing your arm. You're right
No, that's well, I might as well be because I wrote shit
You're trying not to blend in but you're actively flexing as you're walking next to the carriage you're kind of just like
You're just like I got a flex
Yeah, you got
All right, yeah, so you guys are uh
Going and then you yeah, you're kind of just
Stripping into people nothing but not looking
I'm trying to walk up all casual while still showing her got my guns. Yeah, they kind of uh, they kind of stop
They go towards um the hall you guys had gone through earlier to make the delivery
Oh, of course
Uh, they're at that hole. Yeah, all right. Uh
Is there still tons of guards?
Yeah, they're kind of just unloading and then um
Let's see
Am I able to get up close like alongside it like to like
Before before nix gets too far away, you know, because I'm assuming he's gonna try to like
Be even I'll be like
Now she needs to see my doubts
So you see them kind of going out and then um
You see you see the
Pauplin kind of going up by himself or some talking some of the guards, but you don't see see offer there. I don't see see offer
No, but just but I did just see her in the window. It's not gonna. Yeah, you saw her face in the window. Yeah
But the face didn't look quite right to you
The face didn't look quite right. Yeah
I don't see anything weird now
Uh, we'll be a protective check
I was like, can I go up to any of the bars that like saw me do all the heavy lifting?
Nope, you don't see her
Okay, I was like see if there's any of the guards over there when I dropped off the package that I got all friendly with that
Like I was lifting stuff with
If you recognize anyone
Whoo, that's a lot better this time dirty 20
Yeah, so you see uh, your your centaur friend kind of directing traffic and
I
Was that it? Yeah, I walk up to him exactly
I get a me
You got a grapple check
Soft and they smell nice you're kind of
Is that a recognizable son? Yeah, I go from angry to happy
And I'm really sensitive. The blood went through the blood was starting to flow somewhere else
It's like a gentle fall into her body. I let him fall
Looks like our trucks fall gone wrong, right? I'm just kind of like crouched next to my slaying on the ground
I'm like you guys really got to work on not standing out
Oh, sorry, is juicy lasagna wearing the same big sack of shit that he's wearing? No shirt
Robotic I got a good roll. Hold on. I have a tiki torch as as a staff right now
And a moose sickle just chilling
I think it made it like silver shiny and yeah silver and shiny
And radiates white yeah
You know
I stand upside down for this room
Uh, he he my darted off. Look, I thought he went to see you
See me
I'm still walking along send the cart last I saw was in this window. So I'm just walking along
Hiding in the in the crowd. I'm assuming like he like we after he did a stealth check. We lost him
Yeah, so go ahead and represent to see if you guys find him
I'm staring kind of at the window walking so not
16
I will natural one
That's literally the thing I need not to roll to at least get a pass
My stuff for that
Oh, shit. Well, go ahead. Romeo. You still a check again again. Yeah, okay. This is for the for the for them currently looking
Oh
Eight now who got higher than eight. All right. Yeah, so you kind of see him natural one
Yeah, not you you're kind of looking around but you're just lost but then you kind of see him
Got flies in your eye until my head started just looking like this and walking forward in a window
He got confused and he just forgot he's like, oh people can't do this. He's like
Yeah, I'm walking along and like staring into the window walking along
We're going to try to sneak up on a route now go ahead and roll me a stealth check
That's probably gonna be what's your passive?
Uh plus 11
Yeah, what's your passive bar?
It's getting better. Yeah, yeah
28. Yeah, you're not gonna see unless you're rolling that actually no, yeah, you're not gonna. Yeah, you're good. Yeah
So you uh, you're kind of walking up and then I'm staring in the window. So it's not like how do you want to surprise him?
I want to um as he's trying to sneak through the crowd
And let's take a stick or two legs as he's walking
Yeah, you kind of feel yourself just falling
I feel myself falling. Yeah, you tripped dexterity. I'm gonna fall. Yeah, go ahead and get a save
Yeah, go ahead and roll me uh acrobatics actually
I know you you do some fancy shit to get out of it
That one is uh 13 actually
Yeah, you see him kind of like stumble kind of catches himself but doesn't fall. He just kind of turns around
Manages to catch himself
Yeah
I give her a hug back and I like start to squeeze a little too hard
While they're having a look over to nix and be like she didn't give us a hug
I am like I mean she kind of hugged me a little bit
You see nix kind of just caressing his back
You know what I'm not gonna be as pressed about it before because one I got my lady draw friend and two
I'm trying to be her and brother
Can I try this I want to do an acrobatics rule to see if I can spin spin see off right and like this hug
Because I want to lead it up. It's a good roll. Yeah, you're gonna spin
Can I roll for it? Yeah, go ahead and roll for and you go ahead and roll me it
Okay, that's you got high decks. You're gonna
Go ahead and roll me a deck 15. Yeah. Yeah, go ahead and roll you deck checks. You have deck tricks
I'm just trying to spin you
Yeah, you you spin them and just gracefully like like okay, so when I when I spin her I want to like like like dancing
I want to like dip her down and say
I missed you
Yeah, you hear the voice change
All the inflation just deflates immediately when the voice changes back
Do I notice that
I want to notice if the deflation when the voice changes so I know to try to keep
I don't know if you'd be smart
You get a team plus whatever so and I don't have any negatives. I was gonna say insights intelligence
I
rolled a 25 for the sense with them. Oh, is it dirty?
Yeah, you you you were trying to catch it, but
She offered just really good at masking her expressions. Damn even with the dirty 20 cut. You feel like you feel like a slight crack in her voice
But you couldn't tell that was from her own dipping her down. Okay, because she was
Dipped her down. You know just enough to know that she liked the first part
Yeah, she's made comments about the voice before
I'm gonna try to quiet myself down like I'm kind of babbling a little bit
But I'm trying to quiet myself down because I also know the seo first kind of like sneaky
So I'm like I'm not I'm not being stealthy, but I'm trying to
Easy for me to actually try to look stealthy. Do I know where the uh
Uh, the person I was with is standing now. Mm-hmm
I still see my ground like
Oh, no, he's kind of going towards the actual like, um, like the town hall. I have all my stuff with me or do I need like
Gather from the carriage and zoom in on that
You have yeah, you have your bag with you your bag of holding that you took. Yeah. Yeah, I'm making sure
You have your bag of holding it's a lot more full than it was before okay
So I want to make sure because this is my point of separation. Yeah
And then with that I'm gonna dispel the
My religion that was sitting in the window of the carriage
That's how I was done I was wondering I was like what the fuck
Okay, hey, hey, hey, how do you do?
So, what's crackle-acken? What is the uh the old posse up to old chums
Friends that were such good friends
I look her in the eye
And I'm gonna say calmly and confidently I'm a changed man now
I put one hand on the hip and just like lean out on the neck.
In what ways?
Are you not a man anymore?
No, I'm a changed one.
You sleep with the dwarfic in this morning?
Yes, I did.
Oh, thought of your little crush of me.
You had a very nice double.
You're glad you're growing up.
I mean, double.
Yeah, it's the dwarf.
Very nice double.
I mean, I wouldn't say all that hurts if I do.
I'm on judgeable.
I'm in.
He told me to come up with my sister.
Oh my God, I remember my sister.
You have a sister?
She fixed his voice.
Sister?
No, no, a person.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But she fixed his voice.
You heard it.
She did that?
I would love to meet her.
Okay.
She also made it so you could say the word...
War-war-war-war-war-war-war-war-war-war-war-war.
I like to get a knife on her.
If I know it.
Immediately, the tension just...
That is refreshing.
I get up right in her rooms a year and eat, do it five more times.
War-war, war-war-war-war-war.
Let's not break the new toy.
What are you doing in town, though?
in town though last time we saw you you was on a train or a train to town's over
yes um well business has been good do i remember that she short changed me
history with disadvantage because you've been drunk a lot
okay
you're also you're a little buzzed right now too i got 10 yeah you don't really matter yeah okay
you kind of like you were you're trying to remember something but you look in her eyes
i kind of just forgot okay yeah you're just like what was it matter about you like
i'm upsetting you but i can't remember why i can't even when i'm hard
well the old brother of course you know you can't just let your golden goose run him up and
drop the eggs wherever they maybe you gather them up in the market what's he doing in town
i have no idea he talks a lot and i kind of do that but he really are well he you want to get drugs
what i mean last time i was here i mean did you not do drugs before no i hate drugs
oh i told me a d4 i was like last time i was here was to drop off a bunch of drugs i thought maybe
you can give me some more but wasn't it wasn't it at a well i was gonna ask the dm a question
couldn't the jewelry um did the house he go into the same house we did a delivery yet
yeah this so it's not houses like it's like a town hall like a meeting area it's a town hall
yeah that we'd made a delivery to this is where people they're like dignitaries and stuff meeting up
i don't know i don't know did you go in there i think i stayed outside yeah only me and frank
he went yeah only you two went in so you yeah you didn't know what it was i didn't go no you
stayed outside no i think we yeah we stayed outside with your horror see you sure i mean you've
been stealing okay yeah it's a lot okay um okay that's what i just want to make sure you're
prepared to wouldn't go away we just made a really big drug or we just made a really big
delivery here the other day yeah and i thought since you're so chummy chummy and with the people
here maybe you can uh hook an old friend up with that with drugs i mean i found that out the
hard way you just want drugs i mean whatever else he's here for i assume he's here to do drugs
drugs are bad drugs are bad no uh kind of it see if you remember what what
the ball didn't hear for he's here for specific better you tune him out here in there but
see if you remember what he said i buy a bottle of drugs i wouldn't go around asking people but
if you someone offers you some if you could buy him i'll give you money back i guess between my
what he's here on business you don't know what business but he talks a lot i guess it depends
on what drug it is because uh see back in my tribe we like to have a ceremonial peace pot
i i feel like i missed so much why why do we want drugs so bad i'm going oh i
guess i mean dealers i mean so you remember frankie yeah yeah he tricked me into helping
carry some drugs and then at that point i was like damn there's no here but then also like
the friend of your boy offered me the drugs and i was like fuck who am i saying no you'll
notice your heart still isn't here man you didn't do any either where's the the tall one
your heart yeah yeah i don't know you're better frankie is here we don't know where they are
probably oh babe that bartender still hanging around oh yeah he's a pretty cool dude i wouldn't
say that hey he's helped us out multiple times i would say he's a useful guy most of us let's be
clear if it wasn't for frankie we wouldn't have had a lot of the cool stuff we have now but most
of us all him favors i don't want him shit i'm just blocking eyes once he changes his voice again
technically he hasn't hurt us but he's stolen a few of our names and we owe him favors and he's
tricked me more than once kind of favors he hasn't told me no one's stealing you away from me now
nobody did trick me into a second favor as well i got a i got a cool sickle you see like the sickle
a sickle yeah it's a sickle kai's sickle it's silver over is it magical no it's magic
it's silver it's like in deal with like how i remember it's like a like a light
sheds like a radiant light if i was a guest i'm just kidding
i also have this and i turn around and i have my cloak shimmery it's a cloak of displacement
yeah he i let ryan roll for the moon sickle to see what what what plus he was gonna be
be he wrote plus three so
that's a nice book to answer but broken thank this
yeah that's i'm assuming good i feel like i'm underclass now i just have well that's why i was
like we got better without you where's oh that's that's great
okay she was even like hurt by my diss man he doesn't even care
and i put on a captain's hat's a tricorn oh it's a shoulder your collection yeah i've obtained
he's a cool handle and i've worn many a face oh honey you don't wear people's faces career wise oh oh okay
i just like quickly flash between hats i have three different tricorns of different colors i've
made hat uh an actual chef's hat and a sous chef's hat and a paper foldable toy hat
yeah he's very excited while he's doing he has him all displayed out
and it's like on the sidewalk he's like tug it's like when your kid comes up like mom look at this
like yeah huh it's very good son it's very good it's a good work yep fake excitement is best i can
you're gonna have to get used to that so if i see her get excited by his hats i'm gonna lean in
tell the doctor i was like what the fuck makes him so scottian special just have a strong connection
fuck that it's bullshit do you need to check yourself before you wreck yourself son i wasn't
talking to you that was a private conversation ceo froce i mean since you're here why won't you
i thought you're saying it to ceo no i'm sorry i don't know why that ceo froce since you're here
why don't you just join us for the day we can have like almost as if you were you know you never left
i can have some fun i've been trying to get my i've been trying to get my hands dirty if you
catch my drift you've definitely changed mr moscow it's just we've been cooped up for a while
a hands dirty though he's also a little squeamish yeah i can't stand i like i like blood that's why
usually when i almost had me you were this close well it'll get you car rises them yeah i just i just
burn them oh no blood that is a different type of dirty hands yeah if i don't burn him most likely
if i don't burn him i just hit him with um like my holy god uh radiant you know shit it just
eviscerates things literally only been leaving burnt ash behind i can't even loot him makes a
little hard to investigate i thought you were saying we want to get dirty hands like acquire
some new shiny items not mass murder oh i mean i already got cool stuff though yeah yeah we we
all got cool shit we're ready to kill i mean i'm ready to kill i don't know about them
roll me history checks how much you know about the city you're in yeah
they've been around this town already but
yeah you don't really know much about this place yeah it is a theology i do know that now
i have my stuff i want a final magical item job does see offer have their active weapons
did they take them to gate or because they were in the carriage they didn't do anything thank you
uh they took whatever we're going to add on you no first time ever south oh see offer oh no she
stuck that in i was gonna i was gonna say like they might not even bother bothered the orion
i know they they just walked in here didn't even have their stuff taken yeah they took my short sword
but i have this dagger and it's a plus three i thought i sorry i thought this uh the the centaur
gave us our stuff back said that we were cool no you said we were cool but that we never went to
go get our stuff back all we have is this shit became that we bought while we were here yeah so
i'm loaded up because with everything about my shield yeah that you guys can when you guys leave
they'll give you your shit back yeah put in the dinosaurs oh actually i kept also a quarter staff
because i put it in the bag of holding um yeah so you can look for shops around here you can always
i mean they've been here you actually you don't really know how long you haven't really talked to
embedded but i started the map yeah we've we've gone i'm i would probably remember that he told
me everything so he probably just show you just proud of himself oh yeah sure sure the maps
so while he looks at that i do feel bad
kind of sure we'll go with that i feel bad how i left you guys so i do have a little gift
it's probably chump change to big adventures like you but give you guys gold if you know
i'll take i take all forms of payment
sleepy with me i thought we were friends i came to greet you first but that meant nothing
i i mean you let me fall you never played around
you don't know me anything i'll take his cut
i like this new mr.
hand you two thousand oh shit
what have you been up to jesus christ don't worry about it
and then i'll hand you 500 yeah i figured
i'm obviously doing it in like the same sizes so you don't know how much it is right now
okay go ahead let me slide hands yeah you get more me side hand i know you got like plus 11 so
i will roll slide again let me remove it's gonna be something crazy probably here yeah we're gonna
have to check see if you could you could go oh okay dirty 20 action i know with plus 11 i'm
fucked i'm still dirty 20 are you dying nope i'm scooting back and was decided to throw the
fucking chair back i got a natural 20 plus 11 so it's a 31 fuck yeah you know fast hands
you're gonna judge the time no idea though that's gonna be my only natural 20 so that's gonna be
great yeah just about the things and i'm gonna give yeah so you guys cut already so yeah i'm
holding on the hot room's cut so when our room needs money
yeah um but i got a whole room in my pocket
magic shot yeah i was saying we could take you to the builders i would love to meet
sister sure human human yeah oh yeah oh yeah blonde beautiful beautiful tall
carol history check on that lady a latron i'm just gonna go into this long solo
just just tells yeah like yeah i'm just the way her hair yeah her hair the pointer for years the
way her eyes are missing in the sunlight do you still there drawing are you fucking the door
do you still have do i have that who has that you had it one of no he tried to take it i know i
gave it i because you called me of what i was gonna do so i gave it back to you that's right i do
have it i have you can show it to her if you wanted i don't i don't think she'd want to i think you
should give it to me pull it out of the bag of holding it's are you not proud of yourself i'm
pulling out of the bag of holding and then i like show it but when i like show it i have my hand over
his junk let it be seen in proud illustration beautifully because i got really good score you
got a natural 20 20 of him and this dwarf having sex because it was to come in while they were
still fucking he was in century mode and he just went to town i needed like they wouldn't believe
me so i mean oh yeah i did i basically did like the zero I'm just gonna like my hands just like
this as i'm looking at it i'm smiling here some artistic uh exaggeration yeah it's not
scaled oh okay who who is it where and then i move it and no it is not scaled aside i really don't
lie he knows what's up they call them tripod but i don't think it was for that only one way to find
out huh all right i'll let you know too damn i still haven't shown her that no i don't want her to
see that why it's art it's expression it's i i i still want to actually get his sister
no i guess i i will lead to the sister because i'll definitely remember you see you see uh
haroon is trying to like lead because he kind of knows where he's going we see nix kind of just
trying to like hustle alongside of him it's like i know where she's at um i'll walk it just a bit
faster yeah you're obviously kind of like let's you walk speed it's way bigger than yours it was 45
it was 45 but he said they fixed a limp in my leg that happened during the war so now it's 50
fuck okay yeah so even with the dash are you there if i dash i see him so you're running
you see he looking not even like really like like looking just kind of just walking you see nix
just looks it looks like he's sprinting next to him i'm three feet tall yeah he's trying to take
a long stretch i'm gonna let you know but you know something's never changed something's never
changed you know it's crazy is i don't know why nix is not getting on haroon's back you remember
that i do yeah they don't do it anymore he's a big man yeah the first crossing was with the dinosaurs
when he decided to ride the dinosaurs instead yep the second crossing was when he lied about the
drinking he can walk on his own now no more upies no more upies please sir i'm trying to get the
cavalier subclass sound easy to me my mouth you gotta make it up to him
uh so you were in that way yeah so you guys yeah you guys are able to find your way back
and uh you get there and nix is kind of he broke a little sweat just running alongside
i'm cool with it because now my muscles are close he's just like oh
you still don't have your arm on us yeah oh yeah he's still shirtless yeah i hope they sell it
like he never paid for his drinks i did i think he did he paid for the coffee
okay you you get there in a the shop when you walk in it's uh it says on there says rodricks and
then you walk in and you see a big goliath at the counter i'm all right big dog we're not here for
you we're here for her my good sir would you please notify the lady that her brother is here
i will i will fetch the lady right now haroon
well i feel like it's more constitutions yeah it's like is the human linking oil
okay you see you see him go to the door and just you know close the door and bolt it shut
and um what is the shop so oh this is like a tinkerer shop okay so you see like all sorts of like
machinery that they just fixed okay it's a tinkerer shop and then you uh yeah so he kind of closes
up and then um he says i'll go fetch her right now but you he comes back and then you see um
um this petite blonde elven woman her hair blistening is right right lady and i'm like see
the hair the eyes and the sunlight i give her another big hug and then i and i say my lady i
would like to introduce you to uh my friend and compatriot siaphra when i'm just gonna go
all champagne like do a very curtsy like that's for most possible oh yeah and you see i've heard
it haroon takes let's have a lot of great things about you make this a steam please
i love that adorable man obviously my favorite i mean i've never rested in it yes okay unfortunately
okay oh thank god someone's saying that i just hug her yeah she says the short one is creepy
yeah be careful
you gotta hear you kind of hear you heard like whispering got you heard your name
but you didn't really hear what it was about talking a lot yeah i start thinking maybe they're
talking positive about me you're just like leaning and flexing casually like oh you see me start
flexing even harder when i try to lap turn around and like lat spread a little bit maybe i
don't like just you know hit a series of poses i'm like lean back towards him and smile and then
lean back to her and just draw it and then we're like so you gotta tell me the story about this
you your brother he is she someone that could be trusted haroon i would trust her with my life
do i hear this yeah i wouldn't go too far and trust in her like don't leave something valuable
but like so keep a secret haroon i just get it like that whatever i like to you yesterday that's one
life it only takes one i'll be like i promise no i'm the soul of my father isn't your dad dead
you wouldn't pay attention or care she rocks strong dead dad in her daddy issues she could
literally confess to you about her dead father and you like speaking to dad this ain't no dad bye
what's up girl you trying to fuck you need a daddy what were you saying about your dad i couldn't
i wouldn't pay attention have you seen his abs you can bounce a whole world of quarters on my ass
so i asked her like so like how do like what happened here like family my father was the one
that helped create him oh man i have that written down too so like my eyes would definitely get
really wide oh yeah marix i can't do a deceptive shock at all right so we see while they're having
this conversation can i is there like a window i could kind of just like p looking out of no
everything kind of closed everything just kind of closed yeah they don't they don't want to all
right i just want to make sure
oh and i'm like me and my ex yes
oh that was my father
they're quite famous little lady man that's why i'm here
hi pig
wow didn't know i was in famous company that's why i said i trust you because she's hiding here
oh thank you what i'm saying i'm here on out and she's like please because i've
i've been running for a long time why are you running
because the emerald claw wants our family daddy's secrets you know sins of a father
i can understand that wow so her dad isn't
ah i don't know what to say you caught me off guard with that one um
how who what drove your father to make these
so he maybe with lonely
and you're a little more special than the average
there's a few different stories behind me
tell us exactly how far back to me in her room goes clearly we go way back but how far back
exactly like how and far into his life did i meet him you met him like around the around the time
he was deployed into the war so you've known him for several years so you've known him throughout
like you've probably known him for at least uh not probably like six six years before the the
injury yeah because i was in the memory yeah yeah right right that's right we also found out
that now i remember nix originally saved me he's not saying it this whole time yeah i knew about
the voice box thing and i just never said anything to you oh yeah also my in my cte cte that's what
he did yeah he took he took a lot of damage in the war too he suffered my own memory loss
but he remembers saving him but he's like oh fuck i was right yeah i did i did that yeah yeah yeah
yeah so i'm not gonna ignore myself so what's your plan hide forever sell secrets bury those
secrets would be a grave like you can't run forever i know that's why we're building
all your out my interest i mean we're gathering some parts and supplies but
what just to build something to protect us in case they do find us oh man i can't
only see unfortunately i can't disclose secrets can you tell me yeah can't have room see and
then he could tell us he doesn't have to tell us like he doesn't like heavily break at him
on my yeah he's not to tell us i want to see she just says unfortunately this is this
it's top secret work with my father was working on before he was killed
well i don't know that he was dead or is this news no you knew he was there yeah it was news to me
yeah you didn't know because i didn't know you also had lost a lot of your memories
and then you kind of you know got most of this back i think yeah you got a lot of i mean is there
anything we could do to help you at all like i mean i'm running from the emerald claw so if you
know anything about their whereabouts or any of their agents we're trying to figure that out ourselves
we did discuss last time a little bit about the emerald claw and i refresh some of the people and
the notes um and how uh haroon think that's weird that they're called the emerald claw
and those green pieces of jewelry keep popping up on the members of the orion family
including the ring baldness
i am which you tried to steal many a times and couldn't do it yep because it was stuck to
this god damn hand that's real close to the chopper on finger but it was gonna sell us a better
so i'm going to cast we met councilman charlesworth orion let me make sure you got this right
before i click the button
i'm gonna call so i would cast psychic whispers all right and then really what i know about the
old brother the other information of what not since she shares the share but keeping out anything
that involves a major right yep and then she's gonna just like uh into your head like oh that's
explains why they're meeting here for the for the expansion got it who's all meeting um a lot of
the councilman's from um she's saying this yet i'm here and yet a lot of the councilman from the
area including his family is trying to expand the list of this no this is the second time
this first but then the zaga is gonna say this is a really awkward silence here i'm just kidding
i'm gonna i'm gonna ask out loud i'm like well i don't want to i feel like i'm bringing
attention to you so we'll get out of here soon but i'd love to find a shop or something but
in the head i'm like i'll make sure to drop on by and keep an eye on the place yep they're trying to
expand the lightning rails to here and beyond do they have a specific meeting day today that's
all that's why you came that's what that's what the procession was for
that's why he came no the procession remember how yeah it was yeah got you
yes um okay so i'm gonna slowly walk out after i say like well thank you you know like we'll
definitely have to meet soon because any friend of the rooms is definitely more than a friend
and i'm gonna try to jarber a little bit oh yeah i can hurt
let me uh let's see just charisma charisma yeah i can only a charisma who check
a riz check a riz check oh god my bones hurt uh when will that be a persuasion just
what's this good charisma straight charisma see how when she says that i say me too
you know does it give him distance
yeah you kind of you see her blush a little bit
got a raise baby riz he's gonna get a sister first
and you hear in your head like a police protector rune
all the double
i was gonna say hold on wait a minute get it on her but yeah she and then she kind of relates
to you as well that that she knows he's being hunted as well that she knows he's the target
but i don't know if her yeah yeah yeah if whether or not you want this this this close up to him
or not she kind of says i don't know if we should tell him if you could handle that kind of
not yeah you bring too much suspicion probably poking at some like things that are like being
built at the corner yeah you're kind of just uh you were Roderick Roderick's kind of just putting
some stuff together you and him are kind of just like picking stuff up and rearranging things and
just you're helping around the shop all right do you have a hat he says um hmm you see him just
like he grabs like a piece of metal and just like starts hammering it and like kind of flattens it out
and you see him make a mental hat for you oh i immediately walk up to shun on it because no
one's fucking with my best friend that's my best friend fucking shit on the fucking yeah i'm like
this guy fucking sucks like what kind of mental hat no it's not that awesome he sucks
let's go haroon this guy is even that cool
i'm wide just a metal hat it's like it's like around like metal like are you even strong enough
to wear that herring yeah now that i cut that point oh very oh lip-quivery and i walk out let's see over
no range just wait outside yeah i'm not even angry i'm just sad
knowing knowing that probably hurt nix i'm gonna pull out a bottle of pyramid and then go outside
yeah you you saw nix comes you're the one is there without yeah it doesn't even fool me to
army up because also like he did all this with the fucking goliath of all people oh yeah i'm like
forgot you had the sizes you with him i i i hear the bottle i don't mind i appreciate the gesture
end up in my head down to walk out just sad to even drink nix we're drinking this we have nothing
else to do today i also i also shared with him some of the dwarven hooch last time so i'm a
form a cup and you're sharing the booze now that nix is outside you want some dwarven hooch i pour a
pour a cup for her too yeah and the in the glides i'm just gonna like wince at it it smells strong
oh oh you're just staring at you oh yeah the the goliath just pounds it and just oh oh you
get i see like visible worry like oh the goliath you're gonna drink that oh and in Rome and i hit
it go ahead and we con save yeah been a while since i've had drink yeah it's gonna be bad
that oh my god that's what's going on yeah you see thank god
slams it and you're lucky compose just like
like pretty girls on bomb it pretty girls on bomb it and just pretty
not my hair not my hand at me just without it making a face like wow strong
that bottle probably has like maybe a quarter left you want it oh i am one and done my good sir
i give the rest of the bottle to him because i have two more bottles he says thank you i hope
you like your hat i love it it's pretty much just like a giant like it just rounds it's a
crunched up piece yeah it looks like like a big salad bowl it's crunched up like a cowboy hat kind
of there's a crunch here and just kind of the flats uh i uh yeah i actually love this hat so
i'm rocking it but when i go outside if i see uh him and like drinking and like those two drinking
like and i'll like i'll put it away you see that was on their handing him to me and he's excited
are we ready to go yes yes yes yes what's on the agenda do we still need to go to the magic
shop which is right next door to us oh change your plans actually that would be great in all but
i've totally forgot why i was here um yeah so Baldwin meets me for an event
you guys are welcome to come yeah sure and by welcome to come is i don't have tickets for you
so we have to find our own way in yeah but you're welcome to come
um i mean i feel like i can blend in okay
i can't just be your assistant you can but they're gonna ask where i got you
we need a solid store where is the name of the magic shop the builders the builders there's four
different builders why not one of them a different town i mean you also just went
came from tinker i mean he's been seen around town already i don't want to link him
so i'm mentally going to be like that's a fucking terrible idea the builders like that's that was their
name there was like three three or four shots but he has been so you guys just everyone's seen
me yeah you guys kind of stick out like four dogs around here especially him i mean i don't think
we could get in because right now uh you guys haven't seen haven't seen the war for it's in here
besides him yeah we are a fairy and a legend and i don't know what for it's in the lago okay
why don't we just say he's the help if they have to get him in honestly yeah i am the help but if
they ask you can just say because that's one of the maps i have okay so if they asked me about it i
would know places can you say that one again before it's up zilargo which is zil argo
yeah herun had read a maps on them for places he didn't remember but i kind of remembers them
well i'm going to hustle our butts back to the conference yeah so you see like there's just like
care just lined up and some of them are super gaudy as you expect these high nobles and you see
obviously there's a lot of guards there as you're walking up there's like a there's a barrier to
make us smell better i'm gonna draw the craft lavender around us so that it would be easier for
us to probably get through there without you know because i'm sure some of us still smell like shit
no i work around do i see how people are like checking in do they actually have like tickets
or passes or they're just like oh you know yeah the the guards you kind of just screen people and
walking them in um you kind of walk up they stop you and then they they look i'm not walking up yeah
i wanted i wanted to use my disguise kit to make him look like i just put like a little bow tie
or whatever i try to dress him up oh the same level i'm dressed up as but still even warfords
it just kind of make him look different i have nice elven clothes no i'm not i'm not trying to like
actually disguise him i'm just giving him like nicer clothes oh god yeah oh sure i get you yeah
see i look like he's wearing kind of like a butler outfit yeah basically and then i'd go up
yeah perfect and you walk up and they kind of stop you and they say um who are you here with
oh oh yes ma'am yeah and i'm gonna like take my scarf and hand it to him and then walk forward
and i walk too yeah they kind of just uh you buy and then you kind of hear some of the whispering
oh she is pretty i'm gonna try to slide on in with them they kind of stop you like what do you
shit uh we are the entertainment you're you're still shirtless yeah we are we are the entertainment
he's one of them has seen you before yes before the seen me perform and that's what my plan is
is or is a boat with oh multiple people have seen me perform at this event let me tell you something
no one throws a sheet farther than this man right here i am the throwing dwarf may throw in no
as you as you're walking by you see a familiar friend walks up um the centaur walks up and says
what are you what are you two doing here we were giving some entertainment your friends
are causing enough emotions already what friend the fairy the tall elf oh the the ladrin oh yeah
i mean i guess they're kind of friends we're more business partners than anything else
so they're in there no they're in jail oh oh like i said do i do business partners okay you're
kind of both your own perception he's in jail he wants to be there actually yeah he's probably just
don't want to leave your horse behind what did they do frankie i guess started romancing someone's
significant other and adultery and then uh people had a problem with him and your other friend
your harvest stepped in and caused a scene that sounds like y'all i look up i have like that tracks
that lady is free to do what she wants what
i'm gonna write i guess next should we go deal with that no i look at the guard dead in the eye
i'm like i'm a throwing home i throw things and i get thrown i'm here for the rich food
and i look all depressed you know he knows this really crazy thing he can throw himself
i save it for the people who are paying me though it is not something i do out of enjoyment it is
something i do for money he just like he was like you realize this isn't a circus where this is a
summit meeting okay i don't know how to tell you this and he done here i am here directly for the
derrions i've done this job before if you find the bald one i could tell you he is participated
in throwing what's your name he won't know my name then how much to verify who you are you can
have him look at me there's how many he's a little you know that they're in the middle of an important
tell him does he remember a jacked ass gnome you see the guard look at the uh at the centaur and
you like can you he kind of like he kind of just goes both of you know i'm like i'm a throwing
no he's used me before you see him kind of just go you guys why are you guys out here guys i guess
we're not inviting nicks speak for yourself i'm small i'm gonna try to hide behind someone and walk
in so what did you guys hear for get it for perception check see if you guys heard
rolled a dirty yes you heard all this and you heard that they were in jail i'm gonna get me too
i'm gonna get away from the entrance i'm soon like pat her in the shoulder i'm like if i know
your little friend it's about to get a little i think let's scoot over here i'm like scooting
you away from the entrance somewhere not insane i like whisper in your which voice did i use this
one oh definitely not that one just trust me it should be actually yeah yeah use that one use that
damn it that's more servant life i was so weak for a moment you had it
so i want to help you get to yeah uh i'm gonna try to hide behind a larger person all right go ahead
hold me a cell check you know there's somebody with a crazy long robe walking around that you just
think it's bad when you have to look at it because then that means it's either like i think it's
it's one of those like it's a six or nine yeah it was six you try to see the game and you end up
kind of tripping yeah whoa whoa whoa whoa you're missing two points yeah i got plus two in deck
yeah because i had this one in my pocket so i think this one's mine yeah i was hanging around
yeah um yeah so you were trying to like kind of sneak on you kind of trip over and like almost
knock over one of the uh councilman who's kind of walking in and then you uh i make eye contact
with them say i'm the throwing gnome yeah and then you see the guards pick you up like all right
that was the last morning i think as they put they put you in shackles no we were just leaving
like i'm leaving i'm he was just trying to do a trick and it didn't work we're leaving you can get
your friend from booking me i'm going to booking for this you're in the shackles like you try to
break into a conference well can i you're you're gonna take him to the jail right and that's where
my other friends are yes i'm just gonna follow you there i'm not gonna do anything i'm just gonna
follow you there and then like swear yeah i'll be in front of you if you want did you try popper age
i did popper age oh no i can now teleport
during shackles i don't give a shit i can teleport i got two rounds of teleportation okay
how far can you teleport 30 feet all right so yeah you're shackled right now be like your
hand is shagging behind your back i 30 feet would they get me out the door no so you're still
like the front so this is like a big like long like walkway to get up to like this fancy ass place
how far were 30 feet get me you'd probably like halfway up the stairs i don't think notice that
like where to go yeah fuck this i'm telling you to do this so i'll wait actually there is guards
everywhere because i was reporting this is yes so there is a lot of guards yeah then i guess i
can just teleport but i'll say still god damn it because there is a lot of guards so if you teleport
away he's just angry in the shackle yeah all i did was do one little trick this is
fucking discrimination yeah you see them like um they say you could walk next to your friend if you
cause commotion you'll join them can i i see what has happened no uh you were uh you were kind of
getting uh yeah yeah you were kind of getting scooted into the building as that was kind of
going on because uh so you ever kind of noticed that going on just try to be like kind of scoot you
and try to react yeah yeah yeah then i just go away peacefully yeah they um peacefully uh yeah so
next you uh you get taken then you get put into the same cell as frankie and um they're
horrors yes you're horrors and then um they kind they they unshackle you and they throw you in
but how much time has passed so when they close the when they close the gates you kind of feel
like a little drained oh no so i'm gonna go up to the little and you see frankie not flying he's
sitting on the bench but his feet are not touching he's kind of sitting with his feet on the bench
you see him he's not flying or but he's kind of like he's kind of sitting there pouting and then
you see all your harvest kind of just pouting off those things bullshit this is bullshit
fuck this time go to the guards and be like so uh these are my friends what they do
uh well the fairy and the ladder and got into a bar fight um caused some damage
how much damage did they do um he might have burnt part of building down
oh i when you said a bar fight i thought you was meaning like a little small little
toss or damn well yes but your uh your friends uh the tall one gets a little more angry he does
he does and i will agree with that uh so i'm sure you guys are i don't know the
law legal system here so explain to me how i can get them out oh so you could pay the fines they
accrued or they conservative sentence how long is their sentence uh the two for fighting uh three
months your friend here for trying to sneak in is a month and or you could pay for um their damages
with 20 000 so unless you want to pay the fines and if you want to get your friend off here uh that
would be another three thousand for him or they could serve their time so what would be the total
so i mean it was 23 000 23 000 well sir just they're a bail amount just so we know um the guy
that kind of had all of our money is in the cell where's his stuff it was confiscated can i
no because well that's the money that's a good amount
you see you see my predicament here yeah i how do i know you're not trying to steal their stuff
oh oh nix we're homies he's not i've walked in with him centaur i mean i'm sure he's outside
because he's too big to fit in this building but i mean centaur my man let him know that you say
either come back with the money wait until it's every time do you have like a good Samaritan
deal like if i go do something cool can i get like a discount on it we have plenty of guards
that keep this pity the city under under control and patrol so don't don't worry about that we have
unwrapped i'm gonna look back at all three of them and be like y'all motherfuckers rape what you saw
oh i'm going to lean in and be like my armor will cover half my veil
go get it from the party i'll owe you another 1500 later get me out of here so the total total
amount was 23 000 gold yes awesome cool so uh gonzo the next thing i'm gonna do is uh i'm gonna
walk outside and just do a nice little walk around the building just see the scenery you know what i
mean so this is where they keep the people locked up so there is guards around no yeah i'm just
taking in the sights gone so what do i see what are you looking for just taking in the sights
and then maybe i might investigate with the perception check guidance 17 plus eight so you
was looking around or you look pretty specific just well i'm i'm looking to see like if there's
and dirty come on say it if there's like a little little great that i could probably put something in
you know like a small little hole if i now actually now that i think about it if i
i know the layout of the inside of the building their wall that they were next to
was it a cobblestone wall was it another jail behind it you know what i mean it was a solid wall
solid like cobblestone like wall on the other side what i presume that there is on the opposite side
of that that's the outside possibly could i try to get to that side of the building that i think it
is and see what i see yeah you can you can walk around but like uh so there is so you walk around
there is guards patrolling yeah yeah i'm just looking i'm not like trying to touch you don't have
haroon's map which would be would that be an investigation shape at that point yeah um yeah go
ahead and roll me an investigation can i roll a performance to see uh if it's if i blend in
no it'd be a stealth check i want to be stealth check see if you can stealthily do this that one
i won't use guys nine oh wait ten it's you're gonna try to be like not too like inconspicuous
yeah you're trying to not try to blend in just look here just walk it around
and then now can i investigate the wall yeah go ahead and investigate the wall
fuck 11 it's it's a really sturdy wall you figured it's probably gonna take a lot to get
through this okay um knowing that i'm just gonna walk away and then go back to the t-kara shop
would he have been able to see that frankie isn't flying from his position he saw him sitting on
the bench i i feel like i would presume i can sort of understand why he's not i've seen frankie
fly all the time and now he's not flying he's not sitting but his feet on the bench not i mean i
wouldn't i don't think i would figure out that there's an anti-magic field in there but there's
probably something going on of why he's not flying all right and uh yeah so you gotta go back to
the tinkerer shop they let you in like the alliance just looked at you says where's the rest of you
funny story um do you guys have anything that makes go boom
um for what makes some of us or uh you know the time that we were just together
well one of us some of us are in jail now so uh i need to get them out and i don't have money to
bail them out there goes ignorance it's i'm just getting ideas so if you just have something that
be great i'm just trying to get ideas she looks at you like from out of her shop be like do you want
me to you said make go boom boom boom yes no do you realize where we are yes i feel like we was
not quickly that would go that would get me caught and how quickly that would get you killed well
that's if you don't know you don't have to say yeah yeah you don't know that's just a question
maybe someday you're trying to break your friends out of jail do you have some like nitric acid that
i can use to kind of put something together she says are you stupid you're trying you're gonna
break you try to break your friends out of one of the not only this jail but you realize that this
place is surrounded by some of the best warriors that were in the war it's just about fine all right
and then i will just go back and wait for seofra and haroon to get out you hear the
goliath kind of chuckling at you you see him kind of harrowing something and just and while i'm there
can i i'm gonna ponder my thoughts and try to figure out how the fuck to figure this out yeah
all right you guys you um you walk in and you see uh you know a bunch of people mingling and talking
and they're all they're all drinking and um bald one notices you walk in and then you see him just
yell my beautiful dove you see oh there you are he walks up and just like grabs you and kisses
your kisses your hand i'm just never getting the character so squirm a little bit and here we go
he uh kind of like leaves his cheek over for you to give a kiss on a cheek i pick it very awkwardly
quickly yeah this is bald one when i'm public and i'm public
and then um he uh he just says oh uh we were just having our big conversation
oh don't let me don't let me interrupt i'll be quiet as a church mouse it's like we it's going
pretty well our proposal is probably gonna go through i'm so sorry we're gonna expand my rail
to the city here oh yeah oh um too much more money that means for me oh yeah i can perk up because
obviously i'm gold digger she think i'll be even richer than i already am
i must catch there's always a catch honey well we would just have to some of the people who live in
the areas are in the way might get mad that we might ask them to scooch over and give us that land
i i i bet you don't understand completely
and then um he he just says um and he says oh we could we we could persuade them there there are ways
well don't let me keep you all just sit in the back and then uh he he just says uh
uh don't run off with me again or are you shopping again i gotta have some girl time he's like i'll
hope you bought something nice for me to look at you i didn't get to finish i remember the big event
i have to go later and he says uh do you need any more money uh i was just like just a couple
ten sure he says uh i have a thousand on me right now is that we can wait till later it's gonna be a
little bit more okay okay and then he um he he just brings you in for like a deep hug and just
gives you a smell what happened he's like oh he's so wonderful
god damn right oh well have the chit chat and then wait for him to like go back
you see him kind of talking to another um try to drop it that's like yeah well i mean uh you
can you don't walk up and be his arm came you're trying to make me see you to walk up and he kind
of just holds you and he just kind of looks uh kind of starts showing you off on his arm he's like
you see the pretty young thing that's been riding with me she's enamored by my old charm
yes the charm he's like would you like a drink and he's like i get half your little
serving get you a drink
what should we call him let's call him dumbo oh but i like this one oh you name him then oh
just call you sweetie for now sweetie you'll give me a drink yes ma'am and then i pull out the
dwarven bottle of hooch i'm gonna hold on the like curse into my breath and hold out the fucking
job yeah of course it was the hooch oh and him one i'll take one for myself you see um
um he kind of looks at the bottle and just says is this a local fair i have him pick up the most
exquisite and most interesting bottles every place we stop huh you sure are perplexing and
beautiful creature and then you see him just shoot it like oh what's wrong did you get even
you get a taste for that and i'm gonna hand him my glass and he'll be like oh he's like oh are you
gonna have one i'm like holding holding well actually if you say you're gonna have one um
i might switch it and and bring out the mead i'll take the mead and i'll uh pour a pour her some
of the mead yeah the meat the meat tastes a lot better i will drink that yeah it's a lot crisper
nicer but yeah you kind of hear him and he just talking about the initiative and the like
a few of them will be like well wouldn't that displace people is like yeah
yeah you guys are kind of just chatting in jail but they're kind of like oh mother fuck that
balmucca just says those people it's fine we'll give them a little bit of gold and they won't care
besides they our progress means everything they'll understand is there anyone in this crowd that
like stands out other than just rich snob let's go ahead and roam in perception chair
you said perception 16
um i mean you just see so you do see um another person wearing the same crest as bald one so
you see someone else there and um is this Charles Charles i mean he doesn't know but i
i'm gonna lean in and ask and go and who that is i recognize the crest that's my cousin oh what's
his name what's Charles worth hey charles bless you bless you yes thank you he's the one leading
the initiative here in the city great cousin of mine as you see him called like Charles
i just see him uh strut over and then you see him like i want you to meet my dainty little flower
let's go ahead and introduce yourself darling oh hi i'm Cindy and then he uh he kind of like
gestures to you kind of uh grabs you with both his hands and uh what's your past perception
passive yeah
her what's your past it's uh 13
your present right yeah so you notice um he's wearing a bracelet on his hand
got it with a nice shiny piece of jewelry on it
it's green mm-hmm yep
got it as he shakes your hand and you kind of you kind of see it
like the whole family here oh just my cousin for now he's leading the initiative here and then
hopefully once we if we can get construction other things finalized we'll have more of the
family coming through as the family working like everywhere words work i'm so intrigued it seems like
your eyes are also successful we're trying to spread out our you know our good deeds as much as
we can we're trying to spread this this passage wherever we're so that way this place is more
accessible for the world we're trying to expand everywhere
i don't know what's in here
it's initiative
there's a lot of people may be going drinking i am going to
do if the only person the only person who had already been in here isn't you
because i think only you know i was you had you had come in here prior to yeah
or me and frankie are both in jail yeah if you were regular they'll see the game in
see he would have recognized me as his coke buddy god damn it you didn't get my name though
yeah i didn't give your name i was trying to get let's see the jacked ass gnome you know the jacked
ass gnome hey you um if i'm not able to i don't know catch anything of interest to
able to like eavesdrop from conversation of conversation of getting anything out you kind
of you kind of hear like people like on both sides kind of like a lot of people are like you
people again just like the initiative people that are for it and you care like you know
you hear a lot of shit janerian but nothing that like stands out okay i mean you know just in
turmoil and stuff like that so you know this is an issue but you hear them talking about like the
amount of money that could be made so okay well i'm gonna find waldo and be like this party's getting
all the more important for me do you mind if i go pick up that nice thing for you oh yes um
he's like i'll be i'll be staying at the my cousin's manner okay um i could send the carriage
to get you where we will we be hey there's a few of them oh is there an inn that's close to the
builders i mean i could just uh there's the i'll just i'll just have the carriage meet you in front
of the elvin and very shot they're next to each other okay perfect i'll do that and and then we
like do you have a i don't know um he says he turns his cousin how much do you have on you
he's like i have two thousand on me okay i guess he's like i'm sorry sweetie and so he he hands
you i'm gonna grab the brother's stuff too yeah he hands you three thousand and then he he jetted
over he'd like uh oh he just give it give it i laid off yeah you see and you cover and you see him
just the bald one gets a big old fat kiss from seo for um i twitch a little bit yeah and he gives
you a tight hug and he smacks you on the ass as you leave and just says now let's go like
start originally you see well then i follow i follow see i'll go outside and try to figure out yeah these guys
lit are you outside the place yeah i'm literally just waiting outside for you guys you go outside
and down steps yeah you see uh you see um seo for kind of walking your hands kind of out as you see
her rune kind of like you know holding your hand i was rude's kind of walking you're down these steps
um i'm here yeah i'm literally going to wait for them to come all the way down the steps
and you see right across the street you see just you see those augusts that are just pouting
well i came back out because it looked like you guys were able to get in the i don't know what you
guys tried but obviously it was working it was so loud where is the uh well he got arrested
it's a bad thing i found y'all horris what did he do uh he tried to get in that's what he tried to
do i heard something about and then he and then you know how it gets he got a little upset and uh
did he save the tossing no he's actually in jail jail he's in jail jail uh i mean he tried to do
the tossing them thing i told him i tried to help him oh man i wish i would have known i could have
held i yeah but you already got in so it's not that big of a deal um but the thing is to get all
three of them out it's about 23 000 gold all right let's go fuck yeah so as you um you hear um
someone we're like holt like you see um they kind of like lady did you need to arrive from the carriage
right here uh it's just wait do you take us to the jail house the jail house as you see the uh
the carriage driver that was uh some rafians earlier and i'm coming pick up some of the
all right and i'm gonna toss him an old boy i'm like this is just a lady's secret he'd be like yes ma'am
and then she kind of he kind of just uh like i know how uh he can be
so we'll take everybody in the carriage yeah as you uh you guys let up in the carriage this is the
ball in personal care too so he's kind of just it's got a fucking cooler in there
champagne on on the eyes i'm gonna look in the carriage to see if there's any bite
i was wondering about that so there is no money but you walk in there is just like on the center
there is just like six bottles of chilled alcohol i take two i was about to say like i'm gonna say
i'm gonna slap his hand take him one and you trust me okay it's uh some fine champagne
and then you also see like there's um everything's really ornate and decorated there's
like it's really padded it's super nice you could just sleep in this thing it's
and then there's other amenities like there's stacks all things like toiletries and stuff
i'm gonna go in and talk to the the head jailer or whatever was that like the entrance
yeah you see um was on there is like a like a there was a bowl of like like a gold bowl with
like snacks and like it was like nuts and stuff inside of the jail no inside the carriage when
you went inside one of the cells yeah so there were just not you see i'm assuming that zonny was
just munching on it yeah i love nuts zogna loves nuts people love nuts i'm also gonna inform
los agna uh because i can't remember if you were there when i got it but i was did you know about
the ring the wild shape okay i got a ring of wild shape especially ganzo came up with a cr1 level
and it it recharges between 1d4 of days yeah i just pulled it out of my ass but i feel like
it's a really fun item so i let it is charged pretty interesting and i'll come up with the up
a cr1 which i think is pretty good because there's a lot yeah you can go to a bear no that could
be a giant heart so it's not us yeah if we need to talk to nix i still have the sending zone
yeah so um well i mean we're out of here you get dropped off and then you see the um
you know they obviously some steps come down for you and it's kind of like this carriages
are magic so steps kind of appear as you as you walk as you see like trying to make it a show
as i'm like going to like i need you like just radiate yeah the uh the driver yeah i mean a
radiate authority so you did of course you did not open your door the driver opened the door for
you kind of just was out her room comes out first you see him actually let me knock her back real
quick cart wheels down oh that's 18 plus seven yeah so you see him just like flip like just like
do a flip out of their land on his feet and then like him and the so both him and the driver kind
of like holding your hands you walk down and just kind of like escorting you and bowing anyone see
yeah oh yeah it's just empty crowds well you're in the middle of the street and also this is like
this ornate gaudy like carriage with the big family crest on it so they see it and then the
guards kind of see you come in and you see one of the uh the town guards open the door for you
and say my lady and just give you a little curtsy yep and i'm gonna walk in and say no big way
for the lady as i come into the room i'm gonna wait a few minutes before i walk in yeah well
are you gonna walk in with them they're just open the door for them they just because i don't like
i don't know how they feel with me with them yeah they just they see her and they just yeah
yeah a few a few feet behind them and um and you walk in and all of you nicks you you're kind of
just sitting there but then you you you look up and you see haroon first come in wearing this looks
like a butler attire like super nice and then you see him kind of just bowing and in walks in
she'll for a she's in disguise no she's she's she's there oh are you in disguise yeah it would
have been the same how did you okay i would it's top level you know i would assume you were here
to break me out of some sort so keep it chill yes but i would kind of like nudge like the guys in
the room like they all lie lie up and but yeah probably y'all horrors mumbles under his breath
you see him just fucking just cringe a bit i mean to be fair i feel like even if rime was here
that would be anybody but her yeah yeah he'd be like i'll stain you i'm just saying that's
a character for him so i'm gonna lean over to the guard like what did they do
these two the phase they got into a fight burned part of the bar down got to fight one of noble
sons and over his girlfriend and then this the little short one over here i almost attacked
the nobles feet trying to sneak into the the reception for some reason all of them were for
entertainment after the conference after do i hear that yeah i want to hear that line
okay and then i don't know after the conference y'all horrors i told y'all i was throwing them
they sent me here because they're freaking out and i point to the carriage out there that there's zero
entertaining and where do i find them in and i cover my mouth i'm like this i'm very lady like of me
how can i get them well if you would we're willing to drop the fee for him trying to sneak in but
they did cause damage so if you could pay the 20 000 damage
oh
i could go over and make you clear my stuff and i hold up the bottle
yeah you see uh hold out the bag of holding and just stack and just pull it out there and
you just look at like oh oh okay i'm gonna take the bottle are you they're just like oh my
one condition can i have their stuff please because i don't trust them with that
yes ma'am they just got they just kind of start gathering it and just like and just
start kind of like trying to count it and like we're gonna count this but um we'll have we'll
have you escorted and um yes as they uh they kind of bring you towards like the sale and then
they're like just wait here we'll get you gather their stuff and i'm checking their stuff for money
oh yeah they got they're paying me back
if i i don't have words with you i told you to sell my armor and i don't owe you money
i don't owe her money well to be fair to be fair the guard did say that he would drop the
charges i still don't want any one favors let's go yeah but
but yeah so yeah you uh so yeah so they let your friends out you uh run into their stuff next
session once we figure out the other two bones we'll figure out how much we're taking from them
yeah um are you are you gonna come next session possibly we're doing this one we're doing this
one like every like two weeks because we're switching between the cthulhu campaign which
might work for you because i know that with kids two of them plural multiple he's like bronzes
like in one go babe we're having kids like what i thought would happen okay like no no no no no no
no no no no no no there's an s he's like uh i need to do they didn't even they didn't even say see uh
her the first ultrasound that we thought it was one and then we went to the second doctor's appointment
and they're oh yeah by the way yeah two of them bitches yeah yeah um you get them out of jail and
then that's what we'll call it from here yeah what the fuck i got this money take it away
he was prepping you for it no i know i still have a pretty decent amount but i don't have a little
shit so i'm gonna spend it all i was okay with a few thousand but you said 20 000 god damn well
you guys are also like a really like crazy town that's like super ritzy i mean to be fair
i was i was down to go boom oh that wouldn't end in well for you i think everybody would have been
murdered out of character you failed your perception check you were definitely being watched
i thought i got a pretty good perception check no you did not you got a 10 and they uh they were
a lot higher for stealth you you were being actively watched i was just looking at the walls after the
leaving the jail they were kind of like they think it's let's call this guy he's a little
like it's okay all right well that was fun i shall we shall all see you guys in two weeks later fucking nerds