Emily called the cat spooker. She's like okay little spooker. I was like damn with the hard
That's a double-edged sword because if she doesn't know then it means it's like all right
She's in the clear, but also she doesn't know she might get herself into real big trouble
Trouble her husband's jailing don't say that when I'm not right yeah, be sure to say that when I'm here only call me that
and then he comes
Sorry just got to clear my throat there for a second we recording yeah, it is record
Oh fuck it was also because I didn't want to touch it later, so yeah
Yeah, I was just trying to adjust it while we're talking. You're the editor-in-chief
I guess the the self-appointed editor-in-chief
You've been voluntold yeah, but either way welcome everyone this is
D&D podcast where six friends play Dungeons and Dragons
One friends missing today because he's sick. Oh, yeah
I still said six sick as fuck
Yeah, he's six fuck but him and his wife are sick, and she's preggers so either way quick little thing
Oh, I am I forgot to say I am lasagna. Mascond. I am will
This is not a oh
You know that's the first thing that they say like it removes the first a it's just alcoholics at that point
I know who you are now
Unless you wear masks and that would be kind of weird a masquerade. Yeah, but then you don't have a master like pointed up
I'm like there's fire
You don't wear a mask at a
But yes quick little fake facts for my man have rune over there
Haroon if you guys didn't know this
Wishes he was Jackie Chan, but in this universe
It's tracky Tran and it is actually it is also a war forged monk like Haroon
Wow
I like that false fact you have there
I'm mark, and I play Haroon when I've worked for it monk and
he has
a
Bit of an issue with the word war
But he's working on it. We are trying to roll our ways out of that not being a thing, but we'll see how well it goes
Yeah, the DM is the merciful God right yeah, I also have a false fact about
Knicks the false fact is
that his feet are
two different shoe sizes in
difference like whitey in a crazy nice
What's the what's the size difference?
What does it goes?
Putting a whole new meaning to the big foot yeah, I could have miss courted that but it's definitely a difference
He's just got the one
He's just big foot. He's got to buy two sets of shoes. Yeah, I
Am Jaylen I am Nick's a false fact about
Gone for one week
Forgot everybody's noodles before we start. What do you mean?
Herbs is that he can handle his liquor pretty well
That is canon except for when he's getting asked for his name by a fairy. Yeah, that's that's can't that's a canon fact
That's not a false fact. I've been sipping brandy straight
Maybe it's just Nick's believes. That's a false
He will I mean to be fair he's never drank as much as Nick's so yeah
Yes, I'm definitely gonna drink off at some point. Oh
We could we could I think that's what that's gonna actually make me wilt that'll make me go from summer to autumn
Speaking of which hello. My name is Ryan and I play your Horace sithrath in a ladren
Ranger I'm in my thumb or form and
And a false fact about lasagna is that he cannot stand the smell of garlic that
Is false lasagna lasagna loves garlic. No, you definitely can't stand it you pass out ahead of my heels for it
true true
Soon as as soon as that enters the enters the dish. It's like a whole different aroma
Yeah, it's like you know how floating in the air towards the scent that's that's lasagna to garlic
It's like that pie on the window. So but it's garlic bread. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna take it
I'm gonna take that garlic bread. I don't blame you and then are you ready for my cannon little new fun?
Yes, but first but first
Gonzo, what are you wearing?
Okay, well, I'm wearing a yeah, what are you wearing? I'm wearing a Garfield shirt, of course
What's on your feet? Oh, yeah
I'm wearing blue shorts and I'm matching with a pair of blue socks that have otters holding hands floating around the water and
My pun for this is a when will saw my socks. He was an utter disbelief of how cute they were
You know, I love your puns and I gotta say if I didn't have them I float away because they're my rock
Well, that's what hold on to you
Please do not do not touch hands with him. Do not touch him. Definitely don't do that. There's a lot going on right now
Let's touch with our feet have the lighters on this is why it's
Work up. Yeah, you guys you guys are really you guys are lucky that there is no video for this because that was hey
Some people are into that people will pay for that. Well put that out of the
They're not paying here. That's for them sure
I
That's for sure I'll give you a dollar right now to stop our feet not sponsored yet
All right, Gonzo. What is your what is your canon fact? So while you guys were away
Yoharis and Wallace
came up with a secret handshake I
Like that. You now have to actually demonstrate that to y'all Harris just say no actually so that's actually up to you to decide
okay, so
I imagine that it's like slap once the regular way back the other way
fist bump make it explode come back into a higher high five up at the top and then bring it down and then
Bring it in for a dab and then uh
Yeah, no, that's that's it. It's a smooth ass handshake
Yeah, you guys will see him like every time it comes to Wallace. You'll see this but it's like a smooth motion
It's just like like it happens instantly and you're like, how does how does that happen?
It was it's coordinated every time. Yeah, I remind I try to steal that not knowing it's
He might spread it around Oh very well rehearsed secret
All right, so who would like to do the recap
You want the inspiration yes, go for it
Man I fucking wish I could have been around last week. My car battery just had to go couple your battery
We couldn't we couldn't remember what you said it was. Yeah, so
Because I pulled up here not to detract from you know, the Dungeons and also the Dragons but when
Mark's brother Robert shout out to him. I'm gonna dab. We're giving my car a jumpstart
We popped off one of the bits of the thing on the battery and there was just a bunch of battery acid that was on there
I'm like, oh, okay. Well, I'm getting this replaced tomorrow
Better than the alternator better than the alternator. Yeah, that's we were making our like hopefully was the battery
Yeah, the alternator is a whole thing depending on how it's set up
I think adults is so fun
I mean it was already bad enough having to take it into Firestone and having them mess around with it for like two hours
But they got a change of battery. They had a lot of people in there man. Okay
I thought it was okay. You know what what time you go like it was the morning. It was 9 a.m
Oh, yeah, 9 a.m. A lot of people and it was a walk-in but they got it done before I needed to go to work
So shout out Firestone. It's good not sponsored
If you guys want to give us money
You want to kiss me gently on the mouth?
You want to just give me another beanie that the great and then the baby is pretty cool
And then kiss him on the forehead and call him a good boy, which had yes who wants to do the recap for inspiration?
I can do it if you guys would like
Jail I like to try because inspiration is great, but I don't think I remember
Everything it'd be like a well, you don't remember cuz Nick's was drunk. It'd be a stubborn stumbling through. Yeah
So Nick's was a secret part of it, sir
We started out
We started out seeing some
Basic it was it was somebody was in somebody or Baldwin's chambers, right?
See, oh four was in Baldwin. She ever wants to go guard Baldwin because he's the cash that's that's that's at the end of the oh
You're right. Sorry, but I say in the beginning of the episode
She she and count woke up to a black mysterious figure inside of the chambers speaking speaking
Abyssal yes
But you know, we're above table right now. Yeah speaking abyssal. We don't know that but yeah
I think we clarified because I said does it sound like and then I did that's true. You did the noises you did the noises
And he's and yeah that so we know that it's a Bissell
and
Basically, she came back told us what's going on and we started doing our day-to-day operations as we do
I helped out in the kitchen and
See oh fro went to the bit change change her entire outfit. She was a totally different person
She used her full hour for a full hour to the disguise kid and basically changed her whole persona
so we could not recognize her and
She did
The worst part is that was not even a natural 20 for me on my perception
I know if you've gotten that 20, I probably would have seen her. Yeah
but
Yes, we found out that Harun is a map maker and he showed us a bunch of maps
Matt yes, just maps you wrote down the maps. I told you right
And then after that there was a chef or
After that somebody decided to get drunk and then while that person went drunk
He went over to first class and what's over in first class was a nice little fairy
Got really drunk the fairy asked him. What was his name?
if that person told her Nick's decided to tell him their name and
Yeah, we forgot their name
for a while
Yeah, we had to then we had to then go back after we figured out what was going on with the help of walls and your
Horse. Yeah with the help of Wallace and y'all Horace. We figured out that it was the fairy that was doing it
and
We basically had to pay the fairy to
Get rid of it so that we could remember Nick's how much did you have to pay him?
Do I know the exact what you guys want me to tell you? I was it 250. No with 120 120, but then
Siofra
Siofra that would then also give him additional money
To you know get more information. I'm not sure if you remember that part. Oh, yeah, I do remember that did we it was basic
Yeah
But that was that was also because
our friend
Wow, I'm blinking on the name Harun
Yeah
Our friend Harun was there and we found out a little bit about his backstory and his creator
I we weren't there for that. But oh, yeah
I was asked questions about that and I would normally be good
But you were slob because I was so sloshed. I critically could not remember so now that I've sobered up trash
I couldn't remember his anything could remember his name
We all could remember so yeah, and then so also can not clear you're still gonna be a little drunk for this battle
I'm down. Yeah, I'm down. This means I could pop rage sooner. Yeah
True I mean true. Yeah, I think my father would agree with that
But yes, I mean after or right after that we figured that out we took watch and
While we were on watch or while I was back there
At the very end. I noticed 17 figures in the distance
Harun is currently above deck Nix is below deck. No, Nix is on no way. I brought I brought him down
Oh, no, you tossed him down. You tossed him down. No, no, no, he jumped down and I caught I tried to catch him
But I fell yeah, you guys was sure was too heavy. Yeah, don't don't catch me. I'm a big boy
You're a big boy. I'm a big boy. Did you put your big boy pants on?
Yeah, you don't need help, but just cuz you're you tall people think I can't do things
Yeah, so gonzo we basically pick up at the battle
Yeah, so you pick up the guards are scrambling you see these figures kind of scouting
The guards are scrambling you see these figures kind of scattering around and like looks like they're gonna be
coming from all sides
Onto this train haroon you are seeing this hat kind of happen because you see the figures coming
Right
With uh with my high perception that I don't remember
Or do I can I sort of see what it is or is it still too dark remind you? I do have my cool guy glasses
Which allow me 120 feet of dark vision
So another another perception check I'm gonna cast guidance so you're doing that haroon, uh, you've been made aware
You can't see the figures coming. What are you gonna be doing?
Um
That's not as good you are currently in one of the cabins with wallace, but probably we're gonna say you're in the hallways
So i'm not there yet. Not yet, but you will be you're gonna alert him because this is all happening
Nicks is alerting the guards and then it's kind of just spreading throughout. So yeah
um
I think i'll just uh
It was a uh
15 for my perception check
Uh, it's it's dark and everything's moving fast
So you can see some of the figures you think you recognize some of the shapes as like, uh the gnolls
Okay, so you take it to them again because it's it's a giant pack. We can't really make up with it figures. Okay
How far am I from the situation so you are inside?
You were the one that's learning the guard so you're like inside
But you he told you what he saw and right now you're like inside learning the guards
So how far away would that be to get to the fight?
Um fights were not really there yet, but like to where the people are
You wouldn't you wouldn't they're flying here. Oh, they're flying. Yeah, i'm at i'm at the very edge of the train right now
How far would you say I am from lasagna?
So by the way to put this into perspective for you you guys, um, we have
For the viewers at home because this is going to be a little podcast
Um, we have a little tabletop with all of our minis on it and battle map. Yeah
Yeah, there's some for each other
But they basically yeah, they're we have a little battle map with all of our people on it nix
What were you gonna do? You were gonna move up walk up next to you. You're gonna walk up next to me
Yeah, you you as you're uh, you're kind of getting trying to get a very view you notice that some of them are closing in and um
I was gonna hold my uh
Action to dodge but try to like make myself apparent that i'm on top like
See if they might try to come for me first because they use some of them did come on the roof first and then also go to down
Yeah
Um, but so i'm gonna try to make sure that they're uh trying to focus on me a little bit
But i'm also like positioning myself the best I can
To the very center and like just getting ready and ready to dodge
All right
Ready to dodge. All right. So uh, so yeah, so i'm gonna give you guys all so you guys moving fast
So you guys will get each?
At this point you're you've been alerted
You're kind of running into you're not there yet, but you are you and wallace have been alerted. So everyone's scrambling
He's going to first class and to like make sure they have extra protection up there. He tells you to go to the back
So right now you guys are separated
Your boy, but he he's got to do it. Um, so yes, everyone is going to get
One little action to do before we go into initiative since you guys
I'm gonna i'm just gonna look over to me. But also, um, are you are you still outside?
That's what I was gonna say. So, um, I was gonna look over to nix and then say
I think we need to get back inside. There's a lot of people. I don't think it should just be us two out here
Okay, and then as you're saying that nix, um
you take
and
An arrow just shoot you through the shoulders you take eight damage
Haroon, I don't I don't I don't want to say anything. But if you want to stay up there, that's all you're going in
uh
No, okay, and then i'm gonna run in to make me it doesn't hit you. He doesn't hit
Yeah, so you see some arrows start flying nix immediately gets hit as um
You uh, you see that and you see them start
Surrounding
Are they they're like starting to?
Come closer. Yeah, some of them are jumping onto the they're kind of spreading all throughout
So uh haroon like uh, five of them land on top
Of the train car you're on
Five of them are on top. Yes, and you notice that some of them are there is a knoll
But two of them are bugbears and the other two are lizard creatures
So, um if I got hit i'm immediately popping right? Yeah, so you you got shot in the shoulder. Yeah, i'm immediately
Pissed in noise. Uh, if we haven't rolled initiative then I then i'm staying with my dodge ready perfect
Yeah, so we'll just say that uh, we'll leave the mist anyway. So all right now everyone we're going into initiative
Oh fuck here we go
Voice
This is gonna be a long time for me to keep track of so if I fuck up that is a nine 15 dm
Um, you got my little action that I could do before rolling initiative. Can I cast bark skin on myself?
Yes, so we'll say as you're running you're kind of like doing that. So we'll say like
We'll say you're like a turn away from getting to them. Gotcha
All right. Let me go. All right. So
What did you have for initiative mark?
15 all right. Um
15 for mark nix. What did you have dirty 20 dirty 20? All right, I got a natural 20
Oh, so I have a 22. Okay, so that's yeah
Shit
Hey you dropped that
Thanks, you're welcome
Now I have 16 armor class what is it before 15
I
Was your role again your night
Yeah, so in our order it's it's your hardest 22 nix 20 you
Me 15 then to guards
Then lasagna guards. Yeah, the guards are gonna come into play
Because you guys can't find 17 people by yourselves. Hopefully watch
Me nix. So just just so just to be clear. How many did you say came on came on top five people came on five dropped next to haroon
and then um
Uh four went in front of the little um, so four coming in from the cargo door and then
Were they using discs again? Yes
Did is there any any chance that just perception wise that we could tell if they were like magical or if it looked like it was like
an object um
You you're kind of heating the heating moments. You're not really taking time to do all that. So okay
But you you haven't had a like little chance to have a good look at it yet
And then um the other ones so there's the other
Uh, see there's nine so eight the other eight so four are gonna drop so the other eight are gonna go towards the first class cabin
Awesome
Um, see oh frah they're coming for you
Oh, that wasn't lazagna see alfra. Oh is your is your thing still going? I think you said it was still going a little
It was still going
We'll say that you get like one last message in because it's uh, i'll just i'll just warn them that i'll say uh,
Uh, see alfra they're heading towards you in the first class cabin on the roof be prepared for the guards you just hear
Uh
All right, and then nick for some reason he's just why am I mad why am I mad?
All right, um, so yeah, so as we're dropping
Yo, harris
You are about like 30 feet from the door that separates you from the cargo bay
Okay
Or the cargo area
Let me see
Why my full move is 30?
Yes, you people get to the door. All right, you crack that bitch up and you see um
Um when you crack you see the guards you see like there's some of the guards are scrambling
nix is
You saw you see nix is also wounded
Has an arrow in his shoulder and lazagna is in there as well. We don't see your other party members
um
All right, so like on the battle map I would just be where i'm at currently
All the way in the back
Yeah, so we'll say that you're about like yeah
Okay
So yeah, you're in the cargo area now though and in front of me the the enemies that I can see
Um, those guys are on top with haroon on top and but you but there is um behind them
Like you see the other there's four of them approaching through the door. Gotcha. Um, are any of them?
goblinoids or were rats
uh
Two of them are bugbears and two of them are lizards. Okay, I do not have a preferred target right now
Valid point though valid question
um
One of those bugbears though. I like I know that those are heavy-hitting motherfuckers. So i'm gonna shoot him with my long bro
so
All right, i'm going to use
Don't dig this uh
I'll use one of my uh, plus one arrows on this as well
Okay, um, what's uh 18 plus seven does that hit 25? Yeah that fucking hits
All right
D8
Plus three because it's plus one. All right, that's so that's uh six so ideal nine damage
And is he still standing? Oh, he's still standing. Yeah, i'm just kidding
First hit in combat so nix you can hit you turn around they're coming in and you see all harris just
Shoot one of them and then I started blasting
Uh, let me check to see if I have any bonus actions any boner actions
Um
I'll cast hunter's mark at the first level actually
On that same bugbear that I just hit. Okay, cool. Nice and that will be my turn
Uh nix is you're up you're on deck you've been shot. Do I see who shot me?
Yeah, so uh, you don't really know who shot you but uh, the four of them jumped in so there's four that jumped in right behind you
That are next to you and one of them just got shot by your harvest
So am I actively rage since my reaction was to try to pop rage or no? Um
Yes, we'll see you because you rage whenever you you take damage, right?
Oh, yeah. Well, that was just my reaction. It's like because I was already drunk too. So then I got a shot
I was like fuck. Yeah, well because he didn't really get an action really so we'll say that was your your action was to
To not only get inside but to rage. Okay, because you're also just raging most of the time anyways. Yeah, I remember you guys
Have to help him with his anger issues. Yes. That's our side quest new side quest. Well, I rolled an eight for my wild surge
So I shoot a bolt of light a bolt of light for my chest
And they have to do a con save where they take one a d6 of rigging damage
That's pretty fucking pretty cool
Is it like an area factor is like one target single target? Okay, who are you targeting the one that just got shot or though?
It's the one that got shot in the line of four with me. Yes
Yeah, if I see him already here, I'm like fuck that guy
I'm gonna shoot him with my bolt of light for my chest. You said the con safe. It's a con safe
All right. What was the safe?
Should tell you in the way the way I only get seven will pass so
The thing might be
What do you think it should say it should say in your like a spell dc or if you go to your spell
What is what does he use for a spell dc? Yeah, because I don't do spells because i'm barbaring I can't do spells
What would be a wisdom thing maybe?
That's what I would assume
Something to probably look at
Let me check. Let me look at your phone. Is there a safe?
Wild surge
Mark you want to pass that?
Oh, so it's eight plus your proficiency bonus and your constitution modifier
Okay
Constitution that makes sense for especially for a barbarian
I think it's worth three right now our proficiency
Okay, cool
So yeah, but seven below that so he'll pass cool and then so roll your rating damage
Two two all right, but he is blinded
All right, so how he is blinded. All right. So now I go to hit him
Plus
Does a 26 hit oh, yeah
26 hit oh, yeah
This is to the bugbear right? Yeah, nice noise
Uh 14
And then i'm gonna hit him again, all right
Does a 21 hit
13
Yeah, he's dead
Okay, cool
He walks in gets shot and then he gets blinded and you just piece him up and just you see nick
Just punch a hole right through him
Fuck this guy
All right, and then I look at the one next to him and I give him like a death glare like you're next
Hell yeah, if you guys just saw this little dude just walk just jump up
And this bug bear just dropped down
And you said we couldn't handle 17 of these guys
I don't know man. I guess you like you can handle a lot of men at once
I don't doubt my skills. Yeah, that's that's you on the roof. Yeah. Yeah, you're also
I drew a little section for haroon on the above deck portion
If you notice there is an x when you're getting jumped that is that is obviously the hatch
If you would like to um, actually I definitely would not like to open that
When we percept check since it was already your turn. This is just uh, oh, yeah
Uh nix you too when we percept and check since your turn i'll have you do it on your turn too
13 uh, no commotion. You can't really hear anything. Um
Yeah, so you you you heard, um
Five thuds land on on the on the roof. Okay, so you are aware
There's five of them on the you don't know what they are, but you know, there's at least five more up there. Okay
Um
And i'm assuming they would have told you who runs up there
Your harvest will remember this. Yeah haroon's on the roof
So, yes, you're aware. Um, so you heard five
Um, when is he not on the roof?
The roof the roof the roof is on and still stood on his medal
Um nix that's your turn, right? Yep. Haroon is actually your turn as you are getting surrounded by five
So it's anole two bugbears and two lizard folk
Okay, um
He's gonna say they are surrounding you that's fine
um, I would like
To raid no, i'm just kidding
I would like to see about hitting them
With why is my oh, sorry. I was gonna try to hit him with my short sword of uh bugbear
Let's see
Uh, oh no, listen, uh does 18 hit 18 does it
Hit him hit him beat his ass beat his ass
Okay
Uh for 10 damage. Yeah
And then um, i'm gonna use my uh
Uh bonus action for a quick patient defense smart smart and then that's it for me
How much damage did you say again? 10 10. Okay, yeah, you hit the shove i'm still standing
um
Cut him with my short sword
All right, uh
You got patient defense on I would say I do have a really good pose like waiting for my patient defense
Is the guards are going next that you see
Some of the guards are there ready that and they start shooting
God
So for the for the miss nice dear god nice
I'm gonna switch dice
Okay, so
The guards all missed
I rolled all those below 10
Eight straight rolls below 10
The nice guy's not my favorite. All right. Yeah rune is just like bending in all sorts of different directions
So the guards are trying to shoot but they're also trying not to shoot you guys
so they're kind of like few other shots and they kind of just miss as the
Uh, the guards are worried about trying to hit you guys
This is my job
This is my job. I can heal just shoot him lasagna. It is your turn and as he says that he's gonna go ahead
and cast
Uh healing word, which is a bonus action
on uh
nix
So 1d4 plus five
That's a three so eight hp back to you which is right back to where you were and then i'm going to cast
fairy fairy fire
Um, and it's a 20 foot cube
Um, when you heal let me see nix just pull it out
Uh, i'm obviously going to put it on to the three gnolls that are trying to get into
Into here and keep it off of nix who is like so basically outside of the doorway as well
I want to cast it. Is that below?
where i'm at
That
I mean
I don't know how that would work. It's a 20 foot cube
Uh, i'm gonna say because they're
I think I don't know if you could affect both floors
Maybe because they would be like near the edge
I would say because I don't think the car train is more than like 10 10 feet tall
Let me look at it. Let me look at the word verbiage and see what you think
It was a cube
Each object in a 20 foot cube within range is outlined
You know any creature in that area
So I guess it's up to you
It says an actual train is normally 20 feet from the bottom to the top
So if you're not even at the bottom and you're hitting it just where they're standing
To where they're standing on the roof. I think you would hit everybody
What do you think dm, uh
But we very far traveled through these metal walls, I mean it's a spell
Is it obstructed because there are some spells that say obstructed we'll just say for the uh
Okay, so for now there is a v there is a v
which is
Verbal yeah verbal. So that's the only component is v
Yes, the spell doesn't say like any in the area you can see so so within range is outlined in blue green or violet light
Your choice
We'll we'll just say it's just it's just a three and because it's kind of staying in there. Okay, so we'll say it's just the first four
Um, so yeah, it'll be you know, those three they need to make a dexterity saving. All right. What am I rolling for?
Dexterity, I mean what's the save I mean 16
Uh, first one rolls a one nice second world 20 not natural
And then a 23
Damn it
So which which one of them is the first one?
And then a 23 damn it. So which which one of those would you say failed?
The next one coming up failed
Okay
And that'll be my turn and what does that do for them to get this area? Um, no every attacker has advantage on them
Oh gotcha. Gotcha
It's like they're easier to see so just just the one guy just the one guy. All right
so now it is
their turn as
Since being closest to a door is lasagna and nicks
Uh, they're gonna first of all, they're gonna surround
nicks
Nicks is game for this
Lasagna ain't no bitch. He's got his nice shield out
The dm is moving the the miniatures all around hey he's on the trap door there's a door there that's the hatch
Went all right. So he's just standing on it. Okay, touche
Okay, um, I mean you guys you guys didn't test it earlier when you were warned
um
Yes, so I think it's only when it's open, right? Right, which makes sense
So nicks, uh, two of them are going to surround you and they are going to flank you
go for it
See
and they
Have a beat of 20 20 ac. Yeah 15 15 doesn't hit i'm assuming
Uh 23 damn it
Another 23 i'm resistant at this point to uh, slicing piercing and bludgeoning. Yep
All right. Yes, so this is
piercing damage
So that is going to be 15 damage for the first hit like my resistance
Uh, no, so after it would be seven. Okay
And then the next hit
So the next one would be 11 so half would be five so take five more damage
Five damage a whole five. Yes, well, he also took seven. So he took 12 so far
You got a healer
and then uh lasagna one of them is going to
Take a bite and swing at you a bite and a swing. Okay
Gluttonous
Um does a 16 hit no, all right
Oh god damn it another 16. So yeah, both those attacks miss
And now with my nice little shield that just bashes both of those attacks off
All right now up top here a commotion up top as
Harun's getting jumped
Um
Harun does 16 hit
No
Uh 18 hit yeah, yes
Uh 25
25 points no 25 to hit oh yeah, and then to say 25 hp
23 to hit a shot. Um 19 to hit
Yes, okay. So you're gonna hit four times
That was with disadvantage right? No, they have advantage but he did patient defense. Yeah. Oh, you're right
Yeah, so that's so it should have been straight rolls. Yeah, so that means
Do you want to reroll or do you know which one's which?
Um, well two of them were 23. So those were good and the other ones was 19 and uh 16. So what was your ec?
18
Okay, so uh 18 what a hit yeah, um, so let's see it was four. So we'll say it's three attacks
Okay, you're gonna get fucked. Um
First one is going to be
13 damage
I'm gonna make sure you remember that next time as a morning star. Yeah, I mean, well, they also have advantage. I know it just can't
Cancel that um 14 more damage
Is 10 more and
Harun bud
So you said three tags?
Oh, you're right now 10
You're right. You're right. I rolls the fourth one. Yeah, 10 more damage and then you hear them start just howling
I will go I will go I will go
And
All right, your harvest it was your turn you saw the three enter you hear commotion up top
And what sounds like someone being assaulted
All right, um
Maybe even peppered or buttered. Oh
Maybe a little sage. I'm gonna shoot the one that's uh flanking nix
head up, um
Yeah, I shoot him with my bow. It's gonna be with another one of my plus one from the south, too
I mean like canonically we did talk about that. I'm like, oh, okay
You you're not like too far away from like where I was in the Feywild
Because like you were just in the forest
Well, I mean I was I wasn't spent most of my I wasn't really in the fade that often. Yeah
I never even mentioned that I don't believe no
I I was saying that like you were in the forest and I was in the Feywild that was close to where you were
Oh, yeah, I see what you're saying. Yeah
I was just like slightly northwest of you. I want to say glamabay, baby. That's the one
Um, but yeah, I shoot him with my bow
Um, there's an 18 hit oh 18 does hit all right
Uh, so that is a d8
All right
That is uh six damage
All right, and um
I don't have
No, two weapon fighting couldn't be used to actually wait a minute
I have that fucking thing dogging you horde breaker
Where I can shoot another target with as long as it's within five feet of another one. So i'm gonna shoot
uh the one
um
that was in front of uh
Who is that? I'm so sorry
Lasagna. Oh the big one. Yeah, that's me. I I I don't have my my wood elf figurine. So yeah, I forgot to bring mine as well
Um, yeah, i'm just gonna go ahead and shoot him shoot him
All right, so I started blasting. Uh, there's a 12 hit 12 is not it. All right. Well, then that's my turn
Hate to see it
All right, what are they attacking with? Oh, uh maces clubs and some of them are also just fighting you
So
Um, it is your turn nix
All right, you are surrounded
So the one in front of me i'm gonna shoot with a little my chest light again
Which which one of those is the glowing one? We'll say the one
The one that he's gonna be attacking. Yeah, we'll just say that okay you have advantage. Okay
I don't know what I didn't give me a role for it. Do I just roll to attack with that?
No, you said it was a it was a save right? Yeah, it's the same. No, so now you roll for it
Okay, it's constant content, right? Uh, yeah, i'm something to be attacking. Okay. So it'd be 13 for the con save. So
um
Uh, I got a four nice
So he's blind to four damage
And then uh now that's hair planted I started wailing on him go ahead remember you have advantage
That is a
Eight seventeen seventeen hits
Eleven all right still standing. All right, then I go for it again
Hit him again dirty 20. Oh I hit hell yeah
And that does 16 damage all right, so that kills it you want to scrap how you kill him, uh
Same thing. I'm just getting real pissed
I'm just start stabbing like crazy with my long sword like it's moving faster than you'd think a long sword would go
It's like oh these guys
I just got him
It's like a sawzall. Yeah, it's like how's he even holding that?
It's bigger than me and I just start going rapid fire and I pull the guy down like fuck
And I pull it out as his guts bill
It's kind of hot. Yeah. All right, nixon
Um haroon is your turn you are getting jumped. What are you what are you doing?
um
Well seeing that i'm like serving my purpose to at least delay things
I think I am going to
use
My action to drink my potion of greater healing
So that's let's see four d4 plus four let's see one
Um, that's four
Seven
Ten god damn 13
plus four so
17
points
I'll remove that from my inventory
And then uh after that he's gonna like wipe his mouth
and do a peace sign and then step of the winds and uh, try to uh
uh run like
Towards like the opening and see if you can get to them
Oh to the uh do a little acrobatics to get on in
So you can move how many feet with that like 40 40 feet. All right. Um
Who okay? Oh boy. Yeah, roll me an acrobatics because if you're trying to do this and like get into that space then you're gonna do some
Some you're gonna do some crazy shit
He's got it
Uh dirty 20. Yeah, you got it. You just
Chug it and like peace and you just pop in like and for a moment
You're kind of like in the air
But you managed to catch yourself and grab the ladder and get down like into in front of the door. Yeah, i'm uh, i'm uh,
Uh pop in and and say, uh, these guys are tougher than last time
And then where you gonna go
I'm going like so
Where's the front door is where right there? That's the front door. Yeah, and just remember
Your action was to chug that potion, right? So um, and your bonus will step the wind, right?
So I think i'm gonna just try to move around
This way
Like okay cool. Okay. Yeah, you see nick just step on top of the mangled corpse
And then uh, yeah, that's my turn
Yeah, but nick he just stepped over that corpse you just mangled up and
Your boys there does it crunch? Oh it does. Uh, it is the guard's turn actually
Did they do something this time? Oh, let's see. Let's roll baby. See what happens. All right
All right, are they just all standing back in the corner? No, they're coming up. All right, so
They're coming up to them and
Flanking them bitches
Okay, do you jesus christ i'm switching dice um, he said that last time and he did it let's go
All right, I rolled three natural ones no way, uh, most useless ass guards, but what one of them
Man was a man
Three banana peels appear on the ground, right as you see that um
They came they came up and one of them doesn't manage to hit the one that's being flanked next to
Nick's so that one takes seven damage
You see he gets stabbed
These guards are all just like they haven't they haven't had
To really fight in a little while so they just were all caught by surprise
I promise it probably also consistently drinking when not not ready to fight. They're like fuck we actually have to work
It's scary. Um
Let's see
About the surprise inspection
Got to be this is why we're always on guard the guards are a little useless lasagna is your turn
um, I am going to
To cast healing actually, can I just do a perception check to see who's worse?
In medicine wise between uh nicks and haroon
Yeah, go ahead and roll percept to see if you uh
Notice as he came in
All right. Well, I kind of want to like get a little glance to look at both of them to see who's worse
Well, then you'd actually
You could see it
I okay. Well, then i'm just i'm just gonna cast healing. I I healed I healed him last time
So i'll cast healing word on haroon
Um at the first level so it's just one d4 plus that's your bonus right? It's my bonus action
um
Two plus five seven seven hp
And then for my action i'm going to actually cast hold person at the third level which allows me to do two people
So i'm going to cast hold person on the last two people in this room right now
Um, and then they need to make a wisdom saving throw
Uh, i'm assuming six doesn't pass. Nope. Uh, does a 16 pass 16 is just it god damn it
All right. So one of them hate to see it. Which one is held? Uh, the one in between
Uh nicks and lasagna actually between nicks and haroon. Okay. All right. So he is he's paralyzed
he's paralyzed perfect
And is that your turn like an intel intact thing?
What is that like until he's attacked thing?
um at
The end of each of its turns the target can make another wisdom saving throw. Oh, okay
Cool. Yeah. Okay. So it doesn't say anything about being attacked. I just wonder if it was like a charm. What was the save?
16 okay, so that one rolls a 20 and but that's its turn to
To unhold himself
God damn you gonzo. So
And the other one is uh
Does fucking help
Uh lasagna, i'm assuming a natural one doesn't hit you. No
Something happens. Does he fall he falls he kind of just slips in. Uh, there's blood kind of pooling from where nicks was
There's just blood everywhere in this room. He's kind of slipping on it
He's like a little like did that little stutter step where he kind of catching himself on the blood
Another banana peel enters the room right? Yeah, but um you do hear
Someone trying to open the hatch up top open it. I'm gonna look up open it
All right
um
These guys were a lot smarter than you thought they were as you hear crack open it doesn't go off
I'm gonna give a little slight glare to some of the guards
No, and you as you see the uh five more
so two more lizard folk two more bug bear and one noel popped down from
the hatch as they jump into
Also join the fight
Go ahead rearrange those minis how you see fit
Oh shit. Oh shit
Now there's two of them on me. That's not kosher
The bug bearers will swarm your harris to see a big boy with a bow
That's not good
Das is the big boy
Why you got to pick on the the squishies, huh? Yeah
Go after the go after the little tank. Yeah
The tank that's hard to hit yeah go after that one, please
All right, it has more hp than all of us
Does 19 hit your harris? Unfortunately, yes
All right, and then the second one is a 17 hit. Yeah
All right. I'm sorry about this one
So that's going to be 17 damage for the first one, uh, what yeah I rolled max damage almost almost max
Um, and then the second one is going to be 10 damage
Uh
Holy holy that's that's almost half my hp. Um, that's that's why
Next one. I'm a nicks killed the bug bearers right away. Hey, yo real quick. None of that was elemental damage, right? Nope
That was all well, they can suck and fuck my ticking balls. That's fucking fantastic
Yes, they just like surround you just start hitting you with their morning stars
Hit the little guy
I have a I have a good spell. That's a reaction. Oh, okay
Yeah
Instead they're just bapping me. Yeah
I was faded when I showed up
As you see one of the guards that is surrounded by the two loser folks gets fucking murdered
No, so yeah, one of the guards is taken down
Yeah, so that one is down
And then the other one is also being flanked. We'll take another hit. So that's another guard right there as well
um
That guard is also stabbed but still standing
Um
Yeah, one of the guards is dead so far we could we could take on the other eight of them bring the bring those guys in
Here, please. We'll take them on. Hey, I'm like I've been like
I know I he's like, oh, I I have a plan to help you out
Um, well who's next in the initiative?
With just the no initiative. No, it's back at the top back at the top the back guys your life
Oh boy
Show me what you've got
I'm gonna cast cure wounds myself at the second level good idea
Um, so that will be two d8 plus one
Seven then seven nice you can have 15
Casted seven fucking twice. Hell yeah, bitch
All right
Uh 15 hold damage i'm looking better
Um, and then as a
Bonus action i'm going to use uh misty step
to go
Um the fuck away from there. Yeah the fuck away from there which is over here
Yeah, and because um
Aladrin have a thing where uh in your different forms you gain different stuff depending on what it is
I get to deal fire damage plus my charisma modifier
To any enemy that is close by
so
um
It's at the very base. It's a one and then I add my charisma modifier
Which is
Zero, so I do one damage to that guy
Yeah
It's fire damage but you know what it's an extra fire damage and that will um also
Be my turn
Is that like a one one time thing or
Which would be
Or is it a continuous thing or is it like something that gets activated or is it?
Or is it like a limited use the fire damage? Yeah again
um
Let me actually
I just want to make sure because then we keep track of it also
So yeah, because you it's a racial trait. So usually you get like one of those per long rest. Yeah
It was a misty misty step no no
But it was the it's the racial bonus to the misty step even the ladren because he's an aladrin
Yeah, they have like racial traits. Yeah
The ladras are pretty cool
I like them a lot. Maybe it's a shorter rest
It could be a short rest, but I usually
Yeah, usually with that it's usually like with a racial bonus. I've noticed it's like one or twice before a long rest
Yeah, all right
All right, so the guy in front of us he fell because he got a natural one, right? He kind of slipped up
He's still standing. Oh, he's still standing. Yeah. So when you fall over you can use half your movement
So he just stood right good. Okay. Yeah. All right
Yeah, I hit him
All right
Roll roll the swing
25 was it 25 you should get you should get advantage on that guy, too
Oh, yeah case in that 20
Well, you also yeah, you're flanking you're gonna you're flanking
Okay, we could roll for a nat 20 just in case yeah, yeah, we're gonna flank with you roll that d20 one more time, baby
No, okay
never know
five plus eight thirteen 13 damage
All right, and then i'm gonna hit him again, all right
Uh 20 dirty 20 though to hit to hit all it hits and then i'm gonna do
Uh 15 damage this guy's also dead you want to describe this one?
are you like
Kind of like a simple like one two cut just i'm pissed. I'm out
I'm hitting the flow state at this point of murder. So I just kind of like one slash down
To bring him down and then another to cut off his head and then I look at the guy standing between
lasagna and a yel harris and I shoot my like chest light at him
He just flashed him. Yeah flashed him for I uh, it's con say for me right 13 13. All right
18 damn it
Oh, yeah, then that does nothing. All right, uh, but then I walk up on him and I try to flank too
Perfect
So you guys are surrounding this guy uh haroon is your turn
All right, it's uh my turn yeah, this is your turn. All right, i'd like to
Huh? Yeah, um, i'd like to uh
move over here
To help flank with this dude. It's one of the guards go get him who is now flanking another guard
And i'm attacking with my short sword
Uh 22.22 hits, okay
Uh five plus six eleven points
And then i'm gonna do uh
uh fury of blows nice
Uh does 18 hit 18 does hit okay
The first damage was 11 already. Uh, so on this one
Six more damage
And I get rolled twice, uh
Uh
Yeah, I gotta do two of those so roll again
Uh, there's a 14 hit 14 does not hit. All right, so the second flow of your boys does not make
All right. This guy's looking pretty fucked up. He's still standing
And then uh, that's it. That's it for me. All right, uh, here's the guard's turn
All right as you see
The guard as you take down the one that you've been hitting
The one that you're flanking right so the guard manages to take down. Um, that's that one was one of the gnolls
So that one goes down
Uh-oh took one of your kills next damn it
All right, bloodthirsty. He's like i'm gonna find the kill
Uh, let's see the other guards will move in
Remember if they're running past people they uh, uh
Are they where are they coming? Oh, you said the guards the guards. Yeah
So I thought you said you meant the bad guys
I was like where are they coming from depending if they run past somebody
No, the guards the guards are trying to fight off the other lizards and black bears. Yeah
Okay, yeah, so you see the
two of the guards
Let's see
Okay. So yeah three of the guards in them hitting their targets as well and doing some damage
nice nice
Very good. Perfect. So they they are taking damage the guards are starting to do some damage now
So they're going to be attacking them. Luzardo it is your turn
So
I know that nix is between
myself and y'all horus
but
Let me hear me out here
He's very short. Yes
Can I
Get around him without
getting without getting into
Um attacks of opportunity range
So you so you see so i'm i'm y'all horus is behind the other is behind that guy
Right. So I am trying to basically get to y'all horus within touching range
So you're not to leave his but that's what that's what i'm that's my that's my case here is because nix is a short man
Is there is there something that I can roll to basically try to get over him?
Without no leaving the attack of opportunity
You through that space you just can't occupy it
So you can move through I can move through the space. Yeah, you just can't move through your space. Yeah
You just can't occupy it. So you can definitely
So you can definitely do this. Okay. Yeah, I just want to go next to y'all horus
All right. I just want to make sure I just didn't want to get hit. That's all and then i'm gonna touch y'all horus
Yeah, you can pass through the same space. You just can't occupy the same space as another creature
I'm gonna touch y'all horus and cast uh cure wounds at the second level
Oh, you're phenomenal. Yeah, so let me go ahead and roll these d8s here, baby
Uh seven four plus five
What is that 11 plus five 16? Oh, you are the best
Um, and then
Yeah, that got me back to full. Thank you so really nice. Good. Good. Good. Good. Um, that'll be my turn
All right
I'm keeping everybody up though. All right, uh
Was on the 17 hit
Yeah, that is my armor class. Yes. All right. He sees you doing that and he swings at you. So
I'm just a healer
Uh, six damage. Okay. Yeah. Well, no my my um
Okay
Guards are taking some damage. They're still standing but uh, you see some of the guards fighting the uh other lizard
I love how we somehow put the guards into harm's way like we we were in the front line
And then the guards were in the back and now all the guards are occupying the enemies
And we're just chilling on this one guy over here. Basically
I protect my friends first
In my defense they were going after my elf bod. Yeah, you took a lot of your turn as you see some of the guards
Getting fucked up speaking of my heart
Well, the thing that would probably make the most sense
Is to hit the guy that is directly next to me hit him swing
so
All right. I'm going to use my dagger
I'm going to cast stab
You're gonna dag them up and dap them up dag them
17 plus five I would assume hits all it hits. All right, and that is a d4 plus two
two
Wow
All right, that's three damage. All right, still damage still alive looking pretty fucked up
And um gonna move
Just a little bit over here so that way I can see
More cocaine I guess uh now the rest of the room cocaine
I mean, uh, yeah, no, it's gonna be my turn though. All right, uh, it is
Let's see
Next is your turn you the guy still alive in between us, right? Yeah, so you you have and you have your blood lost
Yeah, I didn't do really do anything. That's just internally you feel it internally. I'm feeling good. Yeah
Yeah
Does a 15 hit 15 does it oh my god
um
That's 15 damage, uh, yeah, so just grab how you kill this one
It's the cleanest i'm taking him off at the knees and he's just gonna bleed out from there
Yeah, you see him just like uh, uh, uh
Just screaming in his screens just faint as nick just looks at him just watch in the eyes just straight across even the thighs even
So it's like blood is peeling out and nicks is looking this guy in the eyes and just standing over him
And all of you are just all of you a little more scared of nicks now. I would like to imagine as soon as he cuts
Those legs off he goes to the same size and he's the same height of nicks. Let me get him in the eyes
He's like bleeding out doing that you're just holding him friends are next and I put I don't even push him over
I look over at the closest one
Which is I guess it's this guy how far away?
I don't know each where's a 20 feet. Yeah, each square is five
15 20 25. All right. Yeah after I tell this guy that his friends next
I rushed over to him
You got 20. Yeah moving his
Oh, you're right. You forgot about that. Yeah, and then I shoot this guy with my chest light
He flashes one else. All right. Let's see. You said it was uh 13
Uh, that's 15
Oh, but just like this is a new shit, but then I hit him again. All right dudes got a flash bang and a sternum
30 30 20 that hits
And then 15 damage, all right, um
This guy's barely standing
Bug barely barely standing
Barely standing barely standing
All right, um
Harun it is your turn
It's my turn. All right
There are still five bad guys in here
um
These like this I thought they were closer like that they probably were like that
That's a bad guy the green ones are bad guys
So uh
Uh this way white's a color
And help flank with this guy and uh, he's uh, he's gonna he's gonna swing
15 hit 15 does hit oh shit. All right, that's probably their armor class
Uh, that's meta gaming stop stop bro. Stop i'm gonna hit him for eight damage
And
That was the one that uh, that was the one the garbage hit fighting. Yeah, that one's still standing. Uh, how bad does he look?
He looks rough, but he still has
some fighting him
um
I guess i'm uh, i'm gonna use that uh fury fury blows swing on him again
Again, okay 17 to hit yeah. Yep. That hits noise. Uh eight damage
And then the second fury blows
24
Use all them key hands. All right, describe how you kill this guy
um
I ruined feeling getting like he's getting back into things. Uh
Just says you should have left and then uh, just uh
I'm gonna say he hits him hits him with the sword guy like starts to turn
And i'd like to imagine he hits him right in the back of the neck and then kicks him the space base of the spine
Just fold his man in half. I just see
Who someone he should they shouldn't fold this way going the opposite way
So this man's spine just folds in half. I see haroon just kick someone's spine in half
You did not think he had an end of it that was kind of scary
God damn and uh, yeah, that's it
All right
Uh, that was the guard's turn as
The one that is barely saying that nix had just barely the the guard just stabs him right through and kills him
Taking taking your kill nix. Yeah
He was don't worry. I got this he just got a pufferish twice
Get down more angry be so angry. He looks calm. That's worse
Okay
Yes
All right good over there. Yeah. Okay, so the
Guard manages to hit so the one over there
Manages to hit one of the bug bears
It's the bug bear still standing but he did take some damage the other guards are
Or seeing the other friend kill just kind of freaked out
um
It is now the longest term
i'm gonna say
As my action i'm going to try to persuade
The guards to go check on the rest of the train
Um, i'm gonna look over to them and be like
There was more than that for sure and there's not there's only two here
So you guys need to go check out the rest of the train. We'll take care of this. I heard five more above us
What you remember the hatch opening? Yeah the hatch wait, yeah the hatch i think we might have killed them
Yeah
I I there I we only got nine here and I saw at least 17
All right. So yeah, um
You'll say that and then we'll see what they do on our next turn
Um, but what are you doing? Um, i'm just gonna go ahead
I won't say that's like go ahead and persuade. We'll see go ahead and run persuasion roll for that. I'm proficient in that
Let's just see here, but we'll say that's like your action because you're like actually yeah
Yeah, that's why that's why I said, you know as my action
Can I cast guidance?
Yes, another bonus
All right, damn, all right. All right
Inspiration because that's a natural one
All right, that's way better that's a 19 dirty 20 plus 5 25 baby
Oh, yeah, you were housing speech. I think I think that you think they're gonna come around
It looks like they're probably going to be turning and running and i'm gonna kind of come inside and I want to
Oh, that's what i'm saying. Like yeah, yeah, but i'm also going to be like kind of coming in as they're saying that
Yeah, i'm gonna get next to one of the nice big crates
um
This is not your turn
This is not your turn. Uh, oh shit the bad guys here. Perfect. They're gonna go ahead and see let's see if this guard stays alive
Um, if that one misses
and
They both missed all right the
They both the two bug bags are left standing. They're swinging on the guard, but he's kind of dodging and bobbing and weaving
And uh, it's only a horse's turn like real quick. You're harvest. Go ahead and roll me a uh,
uh
possession quick
Can I roll that because it was just my turn?
Actually, yeah
Natural 20, uh, I rolled an 11
You didn't you didn't really hear anything you hear what sounds like someone calling you for help in the other cars
Oh shit, would I hear this because I got a 16? Uh,
Uh, you're up you're up next. Um,
Wait is you already went though, right? No, it's his turn now. No, I just I did a quick perception
Yeah, you gotta love never never right? Right? Yeah
Let's see that for next time. What's your turn?
I'm going to shoot him with my bow. Uh, the bug bear that is in the furthest one back. Perfect
That's an 18 hit 18 does it all right noise all right and
That's me
All right, it's 1d8 plus three
All right, so that's three plus three that's six damage. All right, you may need to just shoot it sticks right in but he's still standing
Don't you get two attacks? I do because of horde breaker. Um, and i'm going to use that on the second bug bear
All right. Well, that's a 19. Uh, I don't even need my plus seven on that that fucking hits
I'm just gonna roll the damage
All right
Uh, that's a seven plus three. That's ten damage. Nice
Is he still standing?
He is
Yes, because he hit the other one so that one's still standing very hurt. Oh actually. Well, you got 20 right?
On my perception check. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, so the voice you heard was familiar
It sounded like like a male guard
That was familiar to you. Oh
I have a feeling he called him sick. He's fine
No, your horrors knows um where he went
What your horrors will know I called and sick to battle today
Uh, and that will be my turn
Perfect, um, it is now nix's turn
I got a 16 would I hear that at all? You you heard, um
You gotta hurt lasagna say like he was like you freak out and you think he like
You're hearing commotion going on. So you think they might have gone into one of the other cars
All right, but you don't you can't really hear anything else, but you think there's might be commotion
Um, do I get any do I have advantage if i'm coming up from behind for this guy for who?
No, he doesn't need a surprise. He's not surprised. Okay, even if i'm like flinging you'd have to be
I have enough those guys so you would be flanking me. That's the one the other side of you
Oh, okay. I thought he was in between he's between those two guys. Yeah, so like these guys are flanking each other
But there's nobody over here to help you find so we want to hold maybe everyone will pop over there
Hold your act, but you could have potentially gone for e but if you pass by that guy
Can you wider walk around him
I'm just gonna shoot him with my chest magic. All right chest magic
Um, that's what a true barbarian would say for two 13 13 damn it right on it
All right. Well then I start swinging
16 16 hits
11 damage. All right. How do you kill this guy?
Okay, just in a rush. I just bisect him single swipe clean in half
Okay, I see the brutality man just running doesn't even break a sweat just
In a half. Yeah, you gotta do one where you just hold his head to your chest as you let
You see him standing for a second and he just like
The part of his body that slides off and goes a different direction just holds out the long sword as he's just running across
Well, now i'm gonna use the rest of my movement to get behind this guy
Blank him so now I do flake this guy
Hit him and I hit him
He just hits
I just hit really hard
Plus a
fifth
Yeah, 15 15 hit. Yeah, does not do damn
That damn bug bear the damn bug bear. Yeah, that's all I got. Yeah a little bit stronger haroon. It is your turn
Get him
I guess we'll have uh haroon just get over there. I don't think there's a flanking situation
Um haroon will uh
Just I guess swing with the short sword good old short sword
Um, oh 15 yeah, doesn't hit right 15 does not hit damn so um
I don't know if I want to keep using all my points up to you
I'm gonna save some i'm gonna just leave it at that. All right, so it's the guard's turn
Are they leaving? Uh, no, he's so they're finishing up the last bug bear
So that last one
Gets shish kebab disease to the other guards run up and just start stabbing this dude
um
And they're gonna try to like treat their wounded and say someone's are gonna treat the more wounded
You did hear the scream and um
Um, if I heard the scream I would probably and i'm still in rage i'd probably sprint straight to it
He heard the scream you heard commotion. Oh, okay. You used all your movement
Yeah, but you recognize the voice of who it was. Do you know it was wallace? Are you saying anything?
I will tell them like
Everybody we got to get to the hallway. We'll deal with the i'll deal with the wounded here
You guys need to get out to the hallway
I heard wallace
Do they make any movement the rest of the guards?
Yeah, so some of them so there's three of them are saying behind that are wounded and the other the other two actually
Yeah, so three of them are going two of them are saying because one of them dead
Um, you you did hear him say wallace as soon as he says wallace. I yelled fuck and then I immediately
Sprint towards the hallway as you enter the corridor. You do see him just on the floor
Fuck
Um, i'm gonna go up to him and check his vitals. Um, see if he's conscious
He is barely alive and he has multiple arrows of stab wounds in him. I am immediately looking for the next fight
Perfect
As you as you round us, you're kind of chugging through and there's some guards trying to hold off
a few of the
Remaining there's about three more of them left
And they're trying to some of the guards there's a few of them
And they're trying to some of the guards there's a few guards that have been that have been killed
Are we still in turn order?
You guys are kind of going and so this is going to be um
We'll see it's still in turn order because you guys are going to three of them. So
Wait, so then who's doing what? So it would be um
actually, we'll see we'll see that uh
you guys will come up and just uh
How do you guys fire me? Yeah, because it was me then it would have been your horace anyways, he goes
Then it would have been hit nicks
But yeah, so uh, well i'm gonna roll and see how many guards end up dying
Let's see i'm gonna try to go up and do like medicine checks on the the ones that are wounded
So to try to at least stabilize them as you see the uh, the first class two of the guards that killed the first class
Trying to defend it
And that's when you guys get there and just obliterate the rest of them
as uh
There's a few of the a few other ones that that have arrows in them and one of them that has a big um stab market
With uh, looks like a black sort of uh, ichor on them
each
a familiar looking wound
So who's who's is it going? Is it nicks right now? Oh, you know you guys killed them
Because you guys uh, you guys would you guys would outnumber them with you guys in the guards. Okay, uh
So I can move. Yeah, you can move. Yeah, there's there's a couple guards died so about like, uh
Um, so you saw two you saw three guards go down but then you know, there was one else got killed at the cargo if I see uh,
Your heart uh, our wall is there. Um
I'm gonna like run over next next to walls unconscious. Huh walls unconscious and and say, um, I have a health potion
I'm gonna cast cure wounds at the first level. All right
That's a full eight
All right, so you see him kind of like he's he's alive but barely he's he's he's pretty wounded
Is there anyone else that just looks like they're unconscious? Uh, you can go ahead and roll me in investigation
So there's no one to fight right? No, you you uh, you managed to go in there and kill you guys killed most of them
Uh, i'm gonna hit you
I'm gonna roll d4. Okay. We'll see you killed two more of them. Are you happy with that?
Uh, i'm just wondering for each purpose. Yeah, you just ran in you see them attacking the guards and you just went in and started swinging
Yeah, you said a medicine. Yes
19 yeah, go ahead and roll it well investigation. What's the medicine? You know, keep checking on them
Yeah, so the medicine roll, uh, you do manage to find some of them like walls unconscious a few of the other guards are unconscious
But uh total of five guards were killed
So, you know in this attack at least five guards died though
So once you kind of checked all the bodies you found two or three that were unconscious that you treated
But including the bodies there and the one
Throughout you had you had the total so the ones that are unconscious are then risk of dying or no you managed to kind of stabilize them
Okay, okay. Yeah
Um, then i'm gonna tell the guys like I think I think we should keep going
Wait, how many how many people uh
Oh, yeah, because I saw a total of 17
Because I saw a total of 17 right how many people have been down so far?
Because there was the nine so there is the three so there should be five left
Yes, but you thought there was two there was two additional bodies there as well
So then there's three more you unaccounted for
All right, I wouldn't say we're like running to the front. Yeah. Yeah, so as you guys enter first class you do see uh, three bodies
As um, you see frankie floating around he's like hi guys drink yeah
How are we doing in here is there any more people that we need to tend to no me and sweet cheeks took care of it
I mean, they start pounding two shots and you see um, see how if we're just kind of like give you guys a wave
And then head back to the to the cabin as soon as that's said i'm gonna head back to the cargo hold
And pursue to take guard again. All right. Yeah, i'm gonna make sure that um wallace is stable if they are all leaving
I'm looking around like give me two more of those and just take two more shots
Yeah, he's like, uh, yeah, yeah, there you go. Fred. He's like, what was your name again friend? I forgot
Wait, he's like, what's your name again? I forgot. Uh, yeah, they told me about your bullshit. Fuck you
You know, he's like, oh I like you he's like one more drink. Yeah, go ahead. Let me con see
Okay 15 yeah, so your your rage is pretty quelled now because you're you're already you're feeling a little you're feeling good
Feeling a little buzz going so you're like i'm not mad anymore. You're like, yeah, I got my kills in
I got a few drinks in you're like, all right, it's a good day. Cool. Um, as you you say you say bye to
Us you're like bye. You're kind of giving her a little flex. Yeah, I kind of check the bodies of the
The dead ones and you're gonna go back. No, the three dead ones in first class. Oh
Yeah, go ahead and roll uh
Can I help him for avenge
Use my help action you can or you can deter it yourself
I think i'll help him. I only got a plus three
It's probably higher than his
Oh, do you want to talk about the barbarian? It's an intelligent. You said you want to help me then or you want to roll yourself?
Uh, I already started rolling. All right. Yeah, we'll we'll see I got a 10 flat
Yeah, I have no bonuses. Yeah, he didn't really find anything there 15
Um, he didn't find anything either. I see frankie is like you looting him
A little too late for that and he's kind of holding like a little stack of coins
He already did it him and co for definitely took him as soon as they died did they have any magic items on them?
Who's asking haroon
Haroon, oh fuck you can't remember your name
God damn, so you are you are there for this? No, I went to go check
Yeah, we're at the cargo like we said
Yeah, I'm going to go make sure that my boy was stable give me my name back what name
I don't remember
Come on man, you just took mine
Please I I just killed like half the fucking things chasing us here. Can you give it back to him as a favor?
Please go ahead with my persuasion. Oh god. Oh god. Is that a persuasion or intimidation? Yeah, please
The intimidation you're trying to persuade him. It's coming off intimidation
Uh, you yeah, you can you can try to persuade him and beg you please let this be intimidation
Uh, that was only 15. Uh, so if you are having me roll for persuasion
Yeah, it is like 12, but if I am intimidating you're 14
I mean 15 he's kind of just laughing. He's like, oh man, if only someone would refresh my memory
I will now try to intimidate
I know I know but the opera took my money. I can't I can't give you money for it
I I have this nice bottle
And he kind of sits around like bottle and he's like, oh you sold it to him he's like
He's like are you are you giving this to me?
If I can have my name back, i'll take the bottle back
Hey, do you want to buy a bottle?
How much
Do you give me my name back though? Yeah, you got your name back. Okay. I'm genuinely asking how much now
For this fine bottle of brandy i'll give you 50 gold
That's more than he told me
I wasn't gonna say anything. He was like you said 40 last time, right?
It's a little more expensive now because it was worth the name
Yeah, yeah, then I I look back my god. I don't remember. Can I get another shot for the rose?
You know, what do you mean you guys are still full? Okay. I take one more ahead. Go on one with the concy
See how little man can handle it after all that 16. Yeah, you you're just like
I can't look at your bitch. I can't look at your bitch
I'm still rolling off of my murder
Tricking haroon. You knew you like who's asking instead of just saying me you knew haroon would be like
Haroon that's who I am and always while your heart is in there
Comes in taking care of character floss
Trying to make sure that my boys are right
You get wallace to the uh to the med bay as he is he just kind of like
He's getting treated and he uh
He's doing good. I really used to go find the lasagna
So lasagna you're in a cargo hold there's a couple guards in there with you
No, I said I was going back there as soon as possible. Yeah, but remember I said there was two of them that were staying back
I'm gonna look at him be like there ain't no snitches in here, right?
Is like, what do you what do you mean?
And as you see them kind of just like leaning they're like kind of stabs like you you're gonna help us
Help you with what you need some healing? Yeah
Oh, oh, oh, I thought I did that before I left. Oh you did. Yeah. Okay
Yeah, so I mean if if they still need help i'll help them. Yeah, one of them
Was like he's like, oh i'm still a little sore, but he's like i'm good right now
I mean i'll give him a little give him a little uh healing word
Perfect healing word touch. You woke up in level one. He's like, oh he's like, oh
Actually, it would be a cure wounds because i'm touching him. Go ahead
I mean, I don't I don't think I need to roll for it, but I will spend this he was coughing up a little blood
And he came up because he took it. He took a hit but you managed to stabilize him, but
All right, so because I helped you out if I do something, are you going to tell the captain?
What are you doing? I'm not going to take anything. I just need to see something
Okay. All right. So i'm going to go up to the crate that we that I
Inspected before with my detect magic and saw there was a trap on it
I'm going to pull that crate back because you said it was the biggest one. Yep
I pulled back the little sheet that's on it
And then I cast a spell magic on the trap. All right, go ahead and what's
Anything third level third level or lower is dispelled anything above that I roll for it
Uh, go ahead and go ahead and roll for it roll for it. Okay
It's I believe it's plus my
My spell modifier. Let me just make sure
I'm real upset harun didn't think to oil the the handles of the
Door again because he thought the trap would work. So this time he's like, oh i'm not gonna try it
It's a 13
Actually, sorry 14 my bad
14 my apologies
so um
the
I don't know if but it says like the this the dispel dc equals 10 plus the spells level
Yeah, so this is the fourth
Oh, so I cut it right on it. Yep. You got it. Okay, um
And then i'm just gonna i'm just gonna try to open a box just I just want to see what's in it
It's a pretty heavy lid. Go ahead and roll me a strength check. I know you're probably strong enough
You're also trying to do this quite actually go ahead and roll me a slight of hand. You're trying to do this quite quietly
All right guidance. I'm assuming you're trying to do this quietly. I'm gonna try to do it quietly
But you know, they're they're being cool about it. So yeah, so
Oh natural 20. Yeah, so you might just kind of like get the lid open
And you see
a box full of shards
shards shards shards
Um
Shards in there a bunch of shards are sharded in that box our kana check guidance
Immediately natural 20
Holy shit
Immediately natural 20 to a natural one. Yeah, these are dragon charge shit
You know that these these are well, no, it was a natural one. Oh natural one. Yeah, you don't know shit
So yeah, you're just like, oh shiny shiny rock
They're sure I know they're shards. Yes. I'm sort of sure you're like shiny
You just think they're kind of cool crystals. You're like, oh damn somebody has a lot of money
I think they're really
Popped up next to you. What are you doing?
Yeah, I was like how long is this taking because I was immediately gonna fuck off back to the cargo
Uh after my or they brought he was he was doing this as you guys were doing your drinking
So he was doing all this as you guys are doing your drinking and talking
So this is all kind of going on concurrently. Okay. Yeah, so because he said as soon as you guys were doing all that
He was booking it to cargo
Because yeah, it was it was the two guards you had hit originally and then healed them and they were kind of just like
Not looking in a i'm obviously not going to take anything and just really keep a mental note of
Any type of description I can about it, you know type thing
um
So I can try to convey it to somebody else
And see if they might know any other information. Yeah, so you can kind of like get a general description of it
Yeah, you see uh, you got you got the guards kind of help you put it back on
Oh, yeah, and I immediately put everything back to the way I found it and they're like
Like what do they got in there?
It's like a shard
It's like a shiny shard a bunch of shiny shards like diamonds. No, no, I know what I I know what a diamond looks like
Like but it was like do you?
Oh, i'm a man of nature. I mean didn't know if you'd be able to afford it
I mean never mind, but uh, besides the point, um next time you need some healing. I remember you said that
I looked the other way. Uh, no, i'm just i'm just messing with you, sir. Um
But yeah, it's like a bunch of shiny like shards like almost like they're scales but
They're not they look weird
These rich folks they buy all sorts of cool things to decorate their houses and
I walk back into the cargo hold. Yeah
You walk in as uh, they're kind of finishing up the conversation
Um the guards will say are you here to relieve me?
Uh, i'm just gonna be plucking my arrows out of the corpses. Yeah
Those cost gold baby. I was wanting to possibly search those bad boys. Yeah, go ahead. Uh, yeah moment of investigation you searching as well
Uh, if they're congregating i'm gonna see what people are congregated about first, but then I would search
Yeah, as you see, uh, some of the other guards go in there and kind of going to
Go stand back at the other area 22 to investigate. Yeah
You so you find
Uh five gold on the bodies they didn't have much on them, but you did find five gold
No, uh items of personal effects or anything like that. I mean you found uh, let's see i'm gonna roll dice
You did find a silver brooch
A silver brooch? Yeah, you assume it's probably stolen
I'm gonna roll investigation as well to see if there are any orders or notes that any of these guys have on them because I want to figure out who the hell these guys are
Yeah, go ahead and check. Uh, go ahead and roll me another investigation because you're um
To see if you can find any sorts of nippian luckings on them. Well, that's a natural one. Yeah, you're gonna help
That's just kidding
Yeah, you you kind of look at me like huh
Like this you can't really you're kind of trying to piece things together, but there's a bunch of mangled bodies you're like
Hmm. If only nicks. I just left him intact
You know
I had to chop them into pieces
Well when you did the whole person I was thinking about throwing some manacles, but then they said they saved out of it
It was like damn it. Yeah, and you guys just went full. I mean they did try to kill you
Yeah, I tried with the whole person. It was a good idea
It was I was so ready to go to town on that guy. Oh, I know you were raging
I just uh put my arrows that I plucked out of those guys back into my quiver
uh
Clean
Clean off my dagger and um, I grew up to one of the guards
Well, if you need relief since you're worse for wear than I can take over your shift and he's like how's walrus?
He'll make it through the night. Oh, thank god. I'm his cousin. Oh
He got me this job. Oh, what's her name me?
so
Uh, they call me, uh jerald jerald. Yeah
They uh
This is my first job, all right, this is my first this is my first trip
Like this is kind of scary
It's not a job for the faint of heart. They told me that it was gonna be chill that they hadn't been attacked in years
We was just attacked two days ago
I know
Hope for the best prepare for the worst
You drop a knowledge
Um, i'm gonna i'm gonna try to get everybody together though. So because we're all here at the
Cargo, right? That was my next thing would be asking did anyone find because i'm not gonna like physically go through the work
I'm gonna have you guys work it out and look for stuff like did anyone find anything cool?
I'm gonna try to i'm gonna describe what I saw and see if they may know any more information
Would I be able to try to piece stuff together?
And would you say this is of the magical sort?
Uh, so this would be
Um
I'm pretty sure it's magical
As long as it's of magical
But would that be so he rolled the one for him like getting so he he rolled the one for him
Like getting so he as far as he knows he's kind of describing like general just crystals. So
huh
No, they they had opened it and I would ask that question that what no I he did he has no idea of their magic
He has no inclination or anything. He's giving me bum descriptions. Yeah, he's kind of like they're shiny. They looked like
Did that one guard that that one guard left? I was talking to y'all harris, right? Yeah
He uh, one of them's only one guard layer
No, some other guards are going in to like get rid of the bodies and the spose. They're kind of going in and out and
And they're tossing bodies over because two more are taking guard outside as well
And they're just kind of tossing bodies and one of them does come up to you guys like you guys. Okay
Well, we're doing better than well and I gesture to the bodies
And I look over to nix. I wasn't able to find anything because um, you turned the rest of them into minced meat
Well, that was their fault for getting in my way. Well, um, there's a
Uh, there's a reason why I can't find anything of substance on them. I'll tell you that
Oh go for it be my guest
well, take through the guts if you guys ain't healing the cleric in the med in the uh,
Cleric i'm i'm the healer here. Well, we have one that um
Okay
He doesn't use spell slots. Is that what you're saying? No, he just looks at you. He's like, um, I mean
I mean we were just we were just offering do you need a healer or a mechanic?
Found a question. I healed him. Okay. Okay. Oh you did
Well, oh i'm earlier on in the fight
Oh, yeah, I don't think since then. I mean, I guess i'm not like
I guess i'm not doing bad. I'm good enough
I still have a few spell slots if you need it. No, i'm good
But there is a cleric that doesn't use spell slots, obviously, so
So, I mean there's someone who can heal with them in the medical team. So I mean walls is getting healed
What's the guard situation looking like in this room? Like would it be impossible for us to go check on that crate?
Uh, no, you can probably try again
But I mean there were more guards coming in and out so there's one additional at the door in your heart is guarding and then there's two
That's on the outside. You said they were only getting the bodies though. So eventually so there's two like outside of the cargo area
Remember how you guys were taking watch?
um, so there's two there outside but you're still within the window they can see
And there is one that's guarding the other door with wall with uh, yo harris
It's both then I say because keep in mind i'm very short. Yes
Um, all right, so one like
Lean up against the crate and like let me go check it out myself
So if if I try if I i'm gonna whisper this if I can do it again
And I can make sure I could be very stealthy
Okay, I can make sure
And I well honestly, I could probably just grab one out
Okay. Yeah, just let me get it in and then i'll we'll just leave here. You know what I mean? Yeah
Because i'm sure i'm sure you know co from I wanted to see this too. Yeah
Um, so i'm gonna obviously like get behind or i'm gonna probably have like haroon
Lean up against the crate like position him. He's just on me like normal
Yeah, just position him and then i'm gonna try to sweep up around it and then i'm gonna cast enhance ability
Which gives me advantage on dexterity checks
And then i'm going to stealthily try to do this. All right
Uh, go ahead. Let me still check because it's already disarmed
So i'm just trying to like, you know lift the lift the thing and open the crate is that a strike thing that you're doing?
I have a plus seven to stuff
I probably should have did that but I just I was like
Let's just try this just try to do it stealthily
16
plus one
I'm sure it's probably a plus one as well
For my stealth
Yeah, plus one so 19. All right
Uh, the guard does notice you and he uh, it is the same guard that was here earlier and he kind of looks like what are you doing?
just
If you say nothing, i'll give you 10 gold
He's like dude, that's my job. That's more
Just i'll give you 10 gold right now. If you say nothing i'll give you five more
He's like no one's gonna know
He said what are you guys doing?
I need to know what this is. We're just looking these you remember how you said that there was no attacks
You think it's a coincidence that there's two attacks within a few days. You guys are just looking right?
Yeah, I promise you this is going to the professional's hands
It's like on my mother and scalp's honor. He's like you could look just don't grab anything
um
I
These guys are scary
Do you do you not recognize the insignia on the boxes on the boxes? Oh, there's an insignia
Yeah, you got you kind of just glossed over that. Yeah, because i'm such in a rush of like trying to get caught
What's your passive?
My passive is 18. Yeah
So this is a crate that's marked with uh baldwin's
house
Marking so this is oh the derion yeah, the derion family. So this is one of his crates
I totally understand and i'm gonna just open it up long enough for it to try to have these guys
Take a look at he's sweating. He's like
Yeah, i'll take that gold, but please don't grab anything
If I can't if I can't have this I don't give the gold
He's like, you know what? I
The longer I keep it open the more suspicious this is bud. He's like hurry up and go
He's like, all right, I take it and put it down and I really i'm gonna throw him
No, he's like he's like I don't want gold
He's like I was like I need this job and also I don't want to get thrown overboard
All right, and then I just immediately close it and then i'm gonna remember his face because he's gonna get 15 gold. Yeah, so
He said not to take it so
So is is he the one that's related to wallace?
Yeah, it's his cousin. So he's like, all right
So you uh, so you guys manage to pop it open you go ahead and roll me an arcana check and see if you can recognize
This can I help him by like positioning him perfectly?
You're giving him up east so he can see
Yeah, yeah, I want to use the help action. Yeah. Yeah, so he picks you up and
You should get advantage if i'm giving you the help action. Go ahead and roll me a strength to pick him up
Strength first or i'll do that. I'll do that. I'll do that. He's not that heavy. I'll see
50 pounds ain't that much. Yeah, that's the minimum requirement for most jobs
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Yeah, so you manage to get nixon up you're like, oh and nixon so you get like quick peeks
He pops it open. He kind of looking around he's like you should be
Oh with advantage, yeah
Hi
Dirty 20. Yeah, so uh, you get a quick glance and then pops pops it back up, but you already know what they are
You're like, oh, that's a lot of dragon shards. I'm like, uh, okay
Okay
Oh, I get like real anxious like okay. Is there like the guards around us? Yeah, the guards with you and he's kind of like
Okay closer. He's like i'll wrap it back up
And he's like he's just worried he's looking around he's like I don't want wallace to get mad at me
No, no, no, we're cool bro. We're cool bro. And i'm like visibly like, okay, okay. Okay. He's like
You guys know that uh, they have a manifest for everything, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we're not taking like we said
we're just looking he's like I just want you to know that because
If you're been have you ever seen someone get thrown off a lightning rail i'm willing to bet it's not good. Yeah
I'll try it
I immediately started like walking out to get like in a good position to talk to the team
Yeah, you're just uh, so you know what it is
uh, so
Uh lasagna you see his face just light up and he just like big old eyes and just oh, so, you know
It's something big like
You see his face is light up
So since he knows what it is, i'll definitely just close it up and you know
Put it back the way I found it and he didn't try to see what he knows about it
and then um
He said he made us say like but like walses is okay, right? Just make sure because I saw him. I saw him get shot
Yo, harris is there for this right? Yeah, does he kind of overhear this
He's like he's like he's like he's a walses. All right, I saw him get carried away, but he's okay, right?
Yeah
I personally helped with his wounds. He's like are you the you the guy with the
And he kind of looks at you and he looks at your hand. He's like you that guy?
With the he's like, yeah
You and wallace been
Go ahead and describe to the audience. Yeah, I was about to say
I start smashing my hands slowly together. I look at I slowly start doing like fingers and pointing them
into a hole
No
Like I don't judge bro wartime's wartime
Uh, go ahead and roll me wisdom save her and he just said more twice
Is that two rolls
Yeah, is that a compounding effect? It might else make a heart check
He's hearing it. It's like a one twitch and then
18 do you want me to roll twice?
No, that's a good high enough pass. I won't say it was gonna be harder for you, but 18 is pretty good
Okay, he's like, oh
I didn't even notice but you're getting better at that haroon. I've been practicing
Haroon, I need you real quick. I need you. Give me up. He's
Yeah, you give him up. All right, so I have him give me up and then I point
To lasana yohara's i'm giving like a come here kind of thing
I lean in the perfect huddle the perfect huddle exactly and I just whisper like jail
We're doing what are we whispering about like you gotta go?
Okay
You're not part of this huddle. Sorry
I give jerald a thumbs up. I'll go back to guard the door. Yeah. Yeah, make sure we're safe. Okay
I'm like good night and then I put you around and I was like
What's this guy's problem? Yeah, he thinks he's one of us. It's his first week on the job. Be nice
Shit, man, we killed everyone. We killed everyone. We did but be nice
I was like, well those were uh dragon shards
one of those
like dragons, uh, you go ahead and you roll me a
An arcana check see if you know this one. Yeah, because I can speak
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Um arcana you too. I don't know if everyone would know anything about this. So what color is it? I rolled a nine
Yeah, so you're just like that sounds nice, but you don't really know much
Oh, man, dude, what am I? I'm the arcana guy and the fact that I rolled a natural one
Just so garbage. I am arcana if it is magical objects in nature. It is magical object nature. I have a really good bonus
I don't think it can help you think harder. Yeah
So would I be able to describe this to them? Yeah, you would and then you kind of know
If you tell me like so, you know, like the dragon shards are used to like power a lot of things. So
uh, my lightning rolls can power dragon shards other like
Equipment and items and weapons can be used with these so
Yeah, I basically explained that to everyone so it's like a magic power source. Yeah, it's like a magical power source
And there was a lot of them
Is the roof hatch still open?
No, they they reclose that. Do they like read like seal magic it anyways? Um, you you can go check
How you gonna check?
Well, I mean we've been in this room. I would like see if somebody just was like
Right, maybe were you actually were you looking for it?
I mean, I'm like I was just standing there for most I was just a loose so he's gonna be like
I would say he'd be looking around but if you want me to roll for it
Yeah, go ahead and roll for me. You can be high dc if you want. Want me investigation
So
This was in the alden stuff
Yes
This was in the alden stuff. So yeah baldwin or a baldwin. Yeah, he is all baldwin baldwin is
Is being controlled by the emerald qual and this is an energy source
Yeah
I think we stumbled onto a very big and bad thing
So you remember how I said that we were transporting things that could possibly be aiding our enemy
I believe that this is it
I mean you guys also just attacked
But why
well
If we have such a potent thing here anyone that
Is in need of a something to ransom off anyone down on their luck is going to try and get after it
Very true. So they don't even have to be working
With the same people
I think that they're just opportunistic
Very possible. Did we check and see if there was any like insignias on the bodies at all to signify? He checked and he got one
I didn't see shit and I know the body's cleared out
Yeah, and he was looking for like items and loot I just wanted to make sure do you think that this has anything to do?
with that dragonborn
I mean
The emerald claw said that they're looking for him, right?
I believe so
That's very possible
I mean dragon shards dragon born
Jason born jesus christ it's born but at the same time though if if they're using this to kind of
Power the light rail or the magical lightning rail
Like imagine what they can what they can do with it
This this is just a mode of transportation and they could use it for this
What about weapons? That's what I was thinking
It worries me and you guys are making your last stop
It worries me
Well, i'll be honest
It gives us one extra thing to think about on our last day before we take our supplies with us
Um, you guys will be there by morning with all these stops happening. I think
One of us should be on guard
In the back here and I know we shouldn't be splitting the party
But if we know where this is going
Maybe we could try to connect some dots
Along the way
I mean if you patch me up i'm down and if harun hangs out i'm down to us
I took first watch. So yeah, I gotta I gotta rest for the rest of the night
All right. Yeah, so go ahead and rest and her's resting. I'll patch you up though before I leave
Um jerald is gonna say though
Um, we should be there sometime in late morning
um
There's a big breakfast plan for the last
final breakfast so
i'm excited
I'm going to miss the kitchen on this train. I'm going to miss that
Obstinate but opulent chef. I'm going to miss every single meal
Yeah tomorrow morning. He's making crepes
What the fuck is that?
What you've never had one?
I'm from a place just outside of what you think is a reality
No, I don't know what that is. Oh you're in for a treat. You know what strawberries are?
Of course, I know what a fucking strawberry is. I mean, I don't know what's in your reality. Do you have strawberries?
Like a man has toes and feet
But you don't have toes
What can I gesture down to my boot?
He's like what?
Do you have toes or you I just thought you were
Yes, I know what a strawberry
Would whatever this concoction is if it involves them then I am here for it
All right. Well, he's making some in the morning. So you will uh, you're in for a sweet treat
Do you make those moaning noises I was in character yeah in character he's like, uh
Nicks, I hear you for 12. Nice
That is just about full. No, that is full. But yes, um
I I will gesture it and just say like if if some if somebody's gonna keep watch i'll go get my four hours of rest
And then uh, we could try to keep a rotation and see where this goes. I can keep watch
Well, honestly after you had patched me up. I'm feeling quite fine
All right. I'm glad to hear that. Well, he's like well, I'm all tapped out
Perfect. We guys can take your rest and then this will be a good time to call it
All right, well everybody thank you for joining us again. Thank you for listening
Uh, we did a lot of good things killed a lot of thugs. Yeah, someone someone has a bit of an angry issue in a bloodless issue nicks
We'll deal with that next episode though. You guys have not done well controlling his anger management
I don't know. You can have my anger management control or you can have me keep like kill someone ever around
Yeah, so this is the appropriate anger manage control because anger is actually going towards good
Yeah, you could argue that you could argue that anger management but instead
Although he keeps flashing people in public. So I don't know how to feel about that
Oh, just wait for me to get it, too. You'll see what else I can find dear lord
Yeah, we're just gonna go ahead
Yeah, thank you all for tuning in though. Appreciate it. Bye. Bye. Yeah, be sure to tune in next time for this
This semi-monthly every week podcast whenever the hell we upload it. I'll catch you next time. Bye. Bye
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