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But yeah, not sponsored, but I am well or will I am I don't fucking know
I am lasagna mosque kind or yeah, I voiced the character of lasagna mosque kind and
And real quick. We're just gonna start it off with the false facts and I got a ha room
Fake fact about ha rune is that he wishes that he was a human
Have you seen by Centennial man? I?
Have not that was true. I don't think he's thought that far. I think he thinks he's just fine. He's here to help
You're watching cry. It's a Robin
That's a Robin Williams movie. Don't make you cry. I have seen it edgy
My name is Mark I play ha rune when he is a warforged monk
He's kind of a baby
Knows a lot and nothing at all at the same time
my false fact for
Siafra is
that she
only owns
three pairs of shoes
That's actually really interesting, you know
Maybe I just got really good with you know, like dry erase markers and stuff and you don't just change them up all the time
You never know now. There's no way I got way too many shoes
There's a reason why I've worn all the gold. So my name's Bronson Hammons. I am see oh for a flurry
I am a rogue and the false fact about Nick's is he used strength as his dumpster?
Is it though he does all those push-ups because he's trying to compensate
Even though he gets a piggyback ride from Harun he can lift her room easily
So I think it's just a status thing at this point
It's about dominance. You know, probably Harun does not know any better. I
am Jalen a
false fact about
lasagna is
That they are very well
knowledgeable of the higher arts and of else's of higher elf society
book learn
No
No, I know lasagna was definitely just in nature for a while and then good old Bayou boy, yeah
Yeah, you were a risk to crack. No, definitely not
Probably ate that once
Yeah after that he was in the war for a while or for a long time
Here we go, we're not there yet
All right, so gonzo you need to come up with a factual fact for one of us
Nick's Nick's Nick says anger problems and the gang has decided to help him go through anger management
I hope you're not talking about us because oh with you guys
Oh suddenly we have a new purpose
Mission if you know, that's main quest
Built different different I was built twice you guys will put that as you must but
Got it, so that's gonna pop up at like one of the little sub objectives for our main objective
Help Nick's with his anger problems
Suppress the sarcasm got it
Presses rage is a guy
We are on that. All right gonzo one more thing. What socks are you wearing?
The pink and purple to match my pink Garfield shirt
Let me go ahead and go ahead and show it real quick. This this is a podcast
So obviously we're not listening this. Oh, they're sort of pink. Okay
I hate touching feet and it's the fact that I have to like
Of course eat for palm. Yeah, I know and it's like so it's if you ever
For the listeners out there and like cuz this is gonna be a visual thing if you ever remember the game back in the day
Where you where you put your index finger into your okay sign, you know, okay
Okay side down on your under your waist, right? How's the rule? That was the rule
You know if you caught somebody
Looking under the waist with that you get punched. That's just yeah, it's just the rule
It's a universal game. Everybody knows it and
There are some other rules where like if you poke it without looking at it, you can you know, get them back
It's a true age test for sure. Yes. Yes, and obviously if you don't get this reference, I'm sorry like it's that's not my problem
Oh
Just we forgot to address y'all. Harris isn't here
Unfortunately, it's car trouble. Yes car died because we are all adults and adult things happen
So he is standing guard all day
Respectively he's probably chatting about war stories and
Drinking, having a good time. What kind of stories? That's a metal war doesn't count
Above the table talk. Yeah, but yes, hopefully he gets his his car fixed soon
Because car problems always suck ass. Yeah
I got a little bit of money and then like your cars like oh we we don't have money
What do you mean?
You had funds? Let me fix that
I just paid off my car and I'm waiting cuz I know something's coming. It always does
It's the first paycheck after after it's all paid off. Oh, I have that extra car payment money
Exactly. See I did that but then I got a play six and I get paid for my eyes
But less than my car payment so I'm just gonna pay it off quicker
So there you go, right? Well, I got new eyes and then in case we didn't say before we did add an intro to the first episode
Yes
Because we're dumb and we forgot to do that
So if you listen to the first episode we did an intro to give more backstory because we are stupid forgot. Yeah
But I think
Who wants to give the recap? Well, I'll take a swing at it, but it's gonna be brutal. Oh, yeah
Cuz my memory is
My memory is you know, accidentally terrible. You're about to be a dad. I did just listen to that episode. So I'm afraid
reframing
so kicked off from a night in the
Olden Brothers
and
Trying to score some gold off him saw his safe fold gold but knew better than to snatch it there
Made some plans of how we could
Maybe give to it later next night came along
You made was it? What did you get cooking in that kitchen this time? I didn't I didn't actually I just helped prep the meal
It was a it was a prime rib that we that he cut up and at the poker table. There you go. Yeah
Yeah, almost dropped it real quick
So it was a giant roast that you got a giant roast. Yeah, but you got it saved it for sure
It saved it for sure and mosque. I'm about to dump that on the floor. No, it's a room
And then later the robot biffed it and mosque. I had a car meeting that come up
It was just perfect timing. So perfect. I know every time I wonder
Someone listening, you know, it's two-letter abbreviation
No, but after that
Infiltrated the gambling night. I got in pretty easy
Always a horse got in as a as a guard duty
I don't remember her room got in I believe
We came in carrying the meat. That's what it was
You came in with a mosque kind and then somebody had to check their dignity at the door
To get back in so, you know, we have a new
Special companion for all of our compatriots at the game. A throwing what? What did you call it?
I thought of a throwing note
A throwing note
He throws it in a circle
I do remember that that was funny. I am 45 pounds and classified as small
I am quite easy to toss
You're exotic to them. Yeah, there was a flying
Fairy of a bartender that was on the slide picking people's pockets
That was always good times
Didn't notice that one. Tried to make some friends with him
Got into the Alden's brother room again
Swooped a hefty chunk of change with that drum
So scored out pretty big
Yeah, you got a lot of gold
Yeah, so total we don't know about that
Yeah, they don't know the exact amount but we know it's 2400
And I'm not sated
Yeah, he has not he you can say whatever you want
Yeah, everyone thinks this is a great job
He doesn't know about the money being made but he's having a good time
You're like I could just you know, I'm gonna stay on the train
I could just start a war
About the fun
A what?
We kick off with it's nighttime
It's the we start off the adventure in Baldwin's cabin
See, Oprah is laying next to the
Lasagna somewhere rolling his eyes
Yeah, Nick's is somewhere in his sleep just punching the air for some reason
Just punching the air
And anger doesn't know why but he's angry but
I'm reliving the embarrassment that was talking to those guards inside the casino
So tell me the situation do I gotta like coyote ugly my arm off because I want to wake this guy
He know you're you're sleeping and then you feel how light of a sleeper are you?
Very light because I definitely have some PTSD from the war
That is true
Well, you are rogue you are shifty I just imagine you're in your toes all the time
You do feel him get up and you hear another voice
I am not going to arouse suspicion that I'm awake but I want to try to like focus my attention to hear the conversation
Go ahead and roll me a stealth check to see how stealthy you are
Stealth check?
Yes
That would be 29 sir
Yeah, you were stealthy they think you're dead asleep
Unfortunately, you do not understand the language that is being spoken
Hmm
Go ahead and roll me actually
Odds are evens Bronson
Evens right now
So you're gonna have to help me with comprehend languages here
I think that has a semantic component
God we need what is yeah, we need to look up what the V and the S
Yeah, because there's there's verbal and then there's visual and it both starts with V
I think we got to clarify that what is what
We're all learning together, it's all learning together
We should all learn together
I know, yeah
One's verbal for the S is semantic meaning you got to move your hands
Don't know what M is
Materials?
Yes
Verbal
That's what it is
Material
I know I have the materials but I'm not gonna be able to cast comprehend languages in my situation
She's sleep talking to herself
You're asleep facing
You kind of fell asleep facing the air so you could kind of see like you're trying to like not open your eyes but you can kind of see Baldwin talking to someone it's a figure
But you can kind of see like the light coming in from the outside but the figure is just black
Can I get any type of gist from the silhouette of what race?
It's just a big black figure
Any tail, any ears?
It looks like a humanoid creature but just devoid of light
Okay
And you see Baldwin bowing to him as the ring on his finger is blowing
I'm definitely staying low
But can I check my waistband and whatnot to see if I still have my tucked away dagger?
Just in case
Let's see
I'll let that be DM's decision of what I slept with
I would think that I have a dagger on me
Just a dagger
I feel like knowing
Knife bra?
Odrivens
The Oz this time
You don't
You left it in your hood
Unlucky
You're like this guy's been drunk and asleep every night
You're like yeah I'll be fine
I feel like I could beat his ass
So I am still willing to fake being asleep but I am on high alert
Yeah with 29 you're pretty stealthy right now
Siofor is never going to leave without her knife ever again
You're like I need a knife bra
You're like I need
So as you see the language you don't understand
And then as he kind of just rises
The figure opens the window and just jumps out
Not suspicious at all
Now case of order Harun would still be on the roof but towards the tail of the train
Would he see anything?
Or is it just out and disapperate?
So this would be the opposite because the first black car is higher up ahead closer to the other
Yeah so like if they just went out the window and the train's moving
That's all I was just curious
If it disapperates then it wouldn't matter anyways
It would be
It would also be facing the back of the train
Yeah so it would be kind of hard especially with how fast it's moving
Okay
But yeah so you kind of see this and then he kind of just goes back in the bed and just
As he's getting back in my stretch
Were you talking to someone?
And then just out just asleep just gone
And then I poke him to see if he's like rouses
Get the fuck out
He kind of just he's like
Did you want some more of me?
I'll be back later I'm gonna go grab my stuff real quick
He's like just back to sleep
Is the gold still in the corner of the room?
The gold?
Yeah
Okay so you're safe
Damn it
I know the con book though
You do know there is more gambling to be done
There's what?
You did see there was more gambling to be done
Yeah there's another poker night
You did find the itinerary with all the events
What is the next event? I would still have that itinerary
I forgot to write that down
Pressure pressure pressure
Lots of pressure DM pressure
I don't remember
Another pressure
Maybe another show and another poker night that's all I think
Yeah we'll see a show
You don't know what show
It was alcohol tasting
Yeah the alcohol tasting yeah
It was the alcohol tasting
And also I mean fairies so I mean there's no show
But you don't know that
You might have probably in conversation
I've seen the fairy
My passive perception of 18
I'm going to pick up my stuff definitely throw the hood on
To get those effects and sneak out of this room
I want to get a lay of if there's anything that's different from when I came in here the first time
Maybe that figure drops something off
Let me perception check real quick
No stealth check
Oh not great
Perception of 10
You don't see anything
Alright now I'm leaving
You're kind of a little flustered just gathering shit
You're like what the fuck was that what the fuck was that
So yeah you kind of gather your shit
With your bag of holding of money
They don't know much money
So I'm heading back to the cart with the rest of the gang
Yeah everyone's asleep
So you probably have like maybe
Harun's not there
Wait you're an elf right
Yeah so you would have had like your full rest
Alan is 4 or 6
Not much
4 yeah so you would have had your full rest by this point
But yeah you can go back to the cabin
They are asleep
Everyone's still on guard duty at the back
I think I remember that
I am going to try to rouse Moskow in a week
So yeah Luzanga and Nix are in there
And Gahard isn't there but you did pass him
He was on guard duty with Wallace
And he did raise his flask at you so you know they're having a good time
And they're just talking about war stories and drinking a little bit of that
So I'm like ask him to cast Primeval Awareness
Cast all your spells now
Unfortunately he's a little too sloshed to hear you
He's retcon, retcon
So trying to wake you up
Okay I mean I'm sure I'm
Buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy
Definitely going to wake up
You're like bouncing off his chest but like whispering at him
You wake up to the other elf and just on your chest you're like what
Oh my god what's going on
I never thought it would be
Can you detect like evil
Like evil
Now, now
That's a Yoharis thing
Ah shit
Okay I saw the craziest thing
It's almost like Gonzo playing this
I was in Ballin's room
It was bad
This guy literally made out of smoke
I don't fucking know
I got the fuck out of there as soon as I can
It's fucking Lord himself
I don't know
He said he looked, what did he look like again
He looked like fucking smoke dude
Oh god that sounds creepy as shit
Nix roll me a d20 real quick
Can I roll
Yeah you wake up from this
You hear Nix's voice and you kind of just perk up
You hear, no you hear Saelph's voice and Nix just perks up
He's like am I dreaming or is that
What's up y'all
What's going on now
He's fucking smoking
He's flexing as he's waking up
I rolled my eyes
Can I roll like some type of check
To try to see if I remember this
Because that sounds like the information broker in my opinion
Go ahead and roll me a history check
Ah 12
Ah shit didn't say guidance
Fuck oh well
12 plus 2 14
Now you're like knowing that
Probably wouldn't be the same person
Alright
So yeah I'll describe it to both Nix and
I'll roll a history check
If he's describing it to me and I think about
Prior experiences
You can
I don't think shit
You're a little too distracted waking up
He just woke up
Ask me after I have my coffee
You're a little stiff in the morning
Oh he
After hearing Siofer's voice he is a little stiff
He's like what's up
I got too much money
To worry about them problems
He goes immediately into push ups
But Nix does sleep shirtless
Of course he does
I'm surprised he has boxers
I have like a very strong
Short guy body you know
I'm buff
It's not tall
He's pure mass
He's dense
I'm the densest 50 pounds you've ever seen
I was like where is it at
I'm going to like
Watch your ankles
I'm going to nudge Nix
Can you do me a big favor
Can you go get Harun
Where's Harun I haven't seen him in like a day
On the fucking roof
He's always on the roof
You want me to get up there
I can't
This is why I don't ask anything of you
I'm just going to walk out
What the fuck
And Nix what are you
Doing are you following
I'm afraid
You see him raging
What are you doing
Nix why are we so angry like we just woke up
Exactly
Don't forget the mission
You can't wake up and choose violence
She made fun of me
She woke me up and made fun of me
I think it was incidental
I think you're kind of overreacting
Well that works out it's whatever
I will go check out because now I can teleport
How far can you teleport
30 feet
As you're saying
How does this calming
Speech soothe you
No I just like fuck you guys
And I teleport up
Straight up
You teleport straight up
I walk in the window
And I look at the edge
And I teleport up there
Okay
I'm on top of the roof
Okay
I'm on top of the car now
How far is he from me
I don't know but I'm immediately on top of our car
A dex save
Okay I'm good at that
No no
I'm good at that
You are raging does that help with your dex
Yes it does
Uhhhh
17
You get up there and you're like oh shit you start stumbling
As you realize oh I'm outside of this thing
I almost slip off but you manage to get your grip
Nice almost killed him
Right
Now I start looking for her
You see him just still sitting there
Just at the edge kind of just staring off
I try to walk towards her
You are
You're like about 4 or 5 cars away
Yeah I just walk in
I try to flag him down like
Heron
Alright
You go ahead and roll me an acrobatics
As you try to get across
Oh natural 20
With the perception check
Let's see so 23
Acrobatics or athletics
I'll let you
Choose whichever is higher
What a kind DM
15
What a guy
Heron you hear
This as a
You see Nicks running across
Slipping to catch himself
And you're like
As you see him struggling to run across his short legs
Can I walk
Over there and help him?
Yeah you can get across as far as he has regular size legs
Nicks you roll me an acrobatics
This is a moving lightning
Hold on are you going to be just walking normally?
I'm walking like quiet
I'm like trying to not clink
I'm like really not
It's more towards the daytime but still
They don't let me up here
17
Acrobatics
24
You manage to just get across just fine
You get to Nicks and he's probably like on the third
Car trying to get to you and you catch up to him
Nicks you look up and Heron's just there
He's just like standing there just fine
Like how the fuck are you doing this?
Alright I don't know why but we need
To get back to the room
How did you get up here?
Magic I need you to carry me down
You guys
You guys hear a voice
What the fuck are you guys doing up there again?
Are the gnolls back?
Magic
I yelled that back actually magic
Beth trying to help him down
They're just like
Stop waking everyone up
Open the door
Can you help?
He's staring at you with the hatch 10 feet away from you
Oh I didn't know you opened it
I thought you were like shouting from a window
You guys turn around and you're like oh he's right behind us
I lower Nicks down
Okay cool
The guard kind of just
Catches you like a child
I slap his hands down
Sorry
And then like
Heron
Can you do like a cool landing kind of over them?
Yeah go ahead and roll me acrobatics
Nicks roll me perception check
15
You managed to kind of
You managed to just slide down and just do like a little hop off of it without falling
It was
More graceful than they expected from a war
Forged
Yeah
You do hear like short views
Yes
He's walking
As he follows Nicks
Right when I round the corner I'm like what the
Thank you
I'm going to turn around and go back to the room because I see you guys
In my line of path as I was like
Walking to the back of the train car
Bye Theophora
No no I'm sorry Nicks you are useful Nicks
Fuck
He's like fuck you
Heron's going to pat Nicks on the
Shoulder and he's going to say
You came for me I appreciate
That thank you
I appreciate you too buddy
Does that pull your ink right in?
Can you give me a ride back to the
Ruin and I get on his back
Yeah you get a piggy back ride
Calms you down
I'm still a little irritated but I'm happy
That I'm getting a ride on his back
I'm mad but also I got up ease
I imagine we head to the room
If they're still there
If not then the
Barfas are here
Well Zomna is there waiting
Theophora is a little faster than you guys
Gets there
You guys get in Theophora just slams the door shut
And then I would describe
The same aspects about the shadowy figure
That I saw
What did it say?
I couldn't understand it
Can you try?
Oh wow
Maybe later
Did it sound like
Did it sound like that?
Yeah you're like what the fuck
Do that one more time
I can't
Oh my god
I was like almost exactly what it was
I think that's a pistol
Oh that's not comforting
We need to make sure you're there next time
But also why does it read
You guys don't know that
It's in my programming
I do have a pause
From our escapades
You know
The card game went really well
I nudge Nyx on the shoulder
And each of you guys a bag of 200 gold
Oh
How generous
What I
Watched him play this game
I watched the money exchange
Would I have a better idea of how much money he's going on
You saw Baldwin and his servants carrying his money for him
He wasn't carrying his own money
The servants were carrying the money for him
Yeah but what I know cause I was a very active member
Yeah you saw how much money he got
So you knew he had a lot of money
But you also don't know because you couldn't hear what was going on
But do you not trust this
I would feel a little sus
Only because I helped him personally
Helped him win a fuck ton of money
Are you going to roll an insight check on them
Yes
Are you trying to deceive them
Yes
And roll insight
Lasagna believes you wholeheartedly
Haru definitely believes you
Good luck
Yeah you won I got a one
That's a 23
You're kind of like leans in a little bit
You're like 200 gold in a smile
You're like I'll take it
Yeah
You got charmed you didn't even think about it
Yeah
All you heard was 200 gold and a little smirk and that's all you needed
Y'all Horace will be happy too
He all played your part beautifully
He's not angry anymore so
I helped the meat
And then I dropped it
You didn't drop it
No
Looked up and helped
Yeah but we're a team
And we didn't drop the meat together
And that's what matters
Harun also is still wearing the sous chef hat
By the way
I totally forgot about that
It might be a little dusty
But he's still wearing it
No it's totally fine you're blending
Yay
Alright so is that it
We've gotten way are we going
Do we look for the shadow guy or do we just
Sleep with one eye open tonight
I'm ready to go to sleep
I got yelled at by some guy
And he put his hands on me
Well
Do you think he comes every night
I hope you would
How do you answer that
What does
Siafra say
Sorry what
Do you think he comes every night
No not every night this is the first night of the two I've been in there
Didn't you leave
Before
I leaned to Luzon and I damn
Only half the time he came
I could hide on the roof
Tonight
Then I would know what he's saying
I am stealthy
If I walk
He got caught twice though honey
That was him
I'm just gonna like long stare
At Nix
I got him you didn't tell me to be quiet about it
You didn't tell me to be quiet about it
You told me to get him
Just kinda shrug
Okay
We can try
I whisper to myself why am I so into bitches
Just out of curiosity
You said she got a full rest because it's four hours
Would that apply to me too
I just want to make sure I got my long rest
All people who don't need a full eight hours
Nix
Everyone but me
Yes you just need a couple more hours
Everyone else is pretty good right now
We'll bring you breakfast
Luzon
So as you guys discussed
There is a knock at the door
Does it have a window
I immediately checked for that dagger I didn't have earlier
It has a window right
Because I remember you saying that
Who is it
It's the chef
Just making sure
I will stand purposely in the other back end of the room
I'm just going to crack it a little bit
Just so my head pops out
How can I help you
Did you want to help with breakfast today
Maybe
Maybe lunch
I can help
I was going to make
Have you ever made fresh croissants
Croissants
You've never heard of it
I've never heard of it
I'm going to try to pronounce it
Croissants
You're just like
Now you're intrigued
I've never heard of croissants
I'm going to have to check that out
Give me
5 minutes and I'll meet you at the kitchen
I'm going to have my morning
Coffee
Make sure to pour me a cup too
Oh yeah
And then I just shut the door
Everyone will speak out and follow
What else
What else did you see in there
The winnings obviously from last night
Got a big haul
But I think they're going up again
For the next game night
I did see that itinerary
I believe it's not another poker night tonight
But something with a
Drinks and a show
I don't know what the show is though
God damn it
I don't know if they're going to be passing money
But these assholes have a lot of money
How many more days
Do we have? This is day number
Four
Were we supposed to be making any stops
Yeah you guys are making a stop
But the stops are brief
So
Just for speed purposes
Letting people off
It's just kind of happening
While we're
Getting dropped off and unloading
It's just like people getting unloaded
They unload their cargo
So just making a few stops here and there
I just want to make sure we weren't missing
Places we should be going
Type thing
How many days are we going?
I think it's seven
I think you guys have about two or three more days
So yeah
I'm not saying
We should steal the money
I'm going to whisper steal the money
Like really really low
But
I like gold
I'm not going to lie
Why do you think I put up with this asshole?
I know
But me being like the nature man
Gold is nature baby
And I'm all about that
Whatever helps you sleep
I just like gold
How does that make you feel knowing that
If you ever say it's all about the money
I probably thought that better
Yeah
No
Still hard
200 gold richer
Maybe that could do
I'm like well let's rob this fucking rich fuck
How many days we have left?
Until we're at our destination
I said three days last time right?
I think I did
Well if this is day number four
We had seven days
So we have two more days
So we have about two more days left
So yeah you
Today and then two more days
I would say two more days
We either hold off
And we steal the big
Kaboodle when we can exit
The train or we roll the dice a little bit
Steal it and hide it
And try to
Hide through the
Thunderstorm of missing gold
Always brings
I think hiding on a train that we're
Stuck on for a couple of days doesn't sound
I agree
I think we should wait for the last day
If we get him super drunk on the last day
That is not hard
It's a good plan though
If you have found out it is not hard for you to do that
Not hard in multiple ways
I know a really good
Source that provides
Some really good peach mead
If we cut him in on the deal
I'm sure
I'm gonna get like an extremely stern face
Like you lucky fuckers are in this deal already
And I wink
I ain't cutting anybody else
Okay, okay, I mean maybe
That's a loose end buddy
Maybe I could just get a bunch of bottles from him then
You do with your gold what you want to do
Okay, it'll help
And then
I'm going to try to
Slide of hand just for him
Specifically like
Look at your bag
Look at my bag?
What?
I look at my bag?
Well does he know it's a demon?
Go ahead and roll a perception check
Guidance
Son of a gun
16
Plus 1 plus 8
So your bag feels heavier
My bag feels heavier?
Your bag is heavier
Your coin purse is heavier
Okay, okay, got it
Alright, I thought something else happened
I was about to be
God damn it, I fell for the trap
Got it
We'll talk about that later
He snuck it in there, sneaky snake
He got some gold too
Yes, so we
We established that
Heron is off going to the kitchen
I'll make my way to the kitchen
Alright
I guess you're up for it
I guess it's just you and me in here now
I'm going to literally walk out
Next is a little like
Are you going to lean on the doorway?
I'm going to like do that awkwardly
He's short
But I'm going to crouch super low
To go underneath the arm to exit the room
That's a limbo
Almost like a crawl
He's watching you
Get some sleep honey
I pop rage one more time
No
Of course
You see him getting mad
What are you doing about it?
Before he pops rage, I'm like easy easy easy
I'm just a kid, just a joke
I'm going to give him the shoulder pads
Get some sleep
I know you need a little bit more than the rest of us
It's going to be like actual concern
Okay, if you're actually concerned
A little shoulder pads
You feel her hands on your shoulders
If you're looking at me
I'm being considerate
He's edging
Bring you up and knock you down
He's like I'm going to bed
He's like
I might need to roll constitution check
Let's see how much dreams you have
He's not looking good
He's his fate
Maintain it
You're a strong soldier, you hold it out
You're on the front line
He fell asleep
Full mass actually
You're a small man, you think you can task me out
It's like a kickstand
He's pitching a tent
I guess I get the rest of my rest
In the kitchen
You walk in
You see Harun just mixing a bunch of dough
With his arm
It's like
One of those basically kitchen aid
Kitchen aid blender
He has the hand attachment and shit
Oh my god, yes
That's amazing
He told me very quickly it was soiled
Immediately grabs the hat, throws it on the ground
Puts a new one right on
Harun's actually wearing a clean
It was clean but now has
Flour and dough
You guys make a bunch of
Fresh bread for the morning
You guys make some
Fresh pastries as well
Some apple pie, some tarts
I'm helping
So I'm going to look to the chef
And ask him, hey chef
You know, remember yesterday how you were saying
He's been acting a little weird
The baldwin
Brother of Alden
Baldwin
Yeah, that guy
He's kind of an asshole sometimes
How long has he been acting weird?
About a year or so
When he's gotten worse
Has any event
And this is out of character
Has any event happened within
The past year or so?
Like significantly
That would
The end of the war, when did that happen?
The war has been several years
Several years, okay
Yeah, so it's a couple years after the war
So you're asking timeline wise
Of any major events that happened?
Not that you would know of
Alright
It wasn't
You know, like
Did he go somewhere
And then something happened to him
And he kind of had maybe a
I don't know, like a near death experience
I mean these rich guys
They go around everywhere
And just flaunt their money
They go to exotic lands
Because they can
How was he
Before he turned weird?
How was he
Before he turned weird?
He was a lot nicer
He was a lot nicer?
He didn't really drink as much
And
He wasn't a gambling man either
Hmm
Almost like it changed his alignment
Or something like that
Whatever it was
Then his son died, he didn't even bat an eye
He was
Caden?
He was the one?
Roll me a history check
I did in character say Caden
I don't remember if that one was it
I said guidance
11 plus 1
I don't think history is a lot
So it's 12
12 plus 2, 14
You're like, that sounds familiar, where have I heard that?
Ah, fuck, so close
I mean, I feel like
Myself knows, but
Lizogna
So he's probably just putting pieces together
Did he answer when I said
Caden? I realize now that I think
It wasn't Caden
He's like, something like that
Was it Braiden?
Something similar to that
But yeah, he died
I think he was off into Daxamore
Gallivanting with those ruffians
Did he always do that?
Yeah, you know, some of those
Rich guys, they want to slum it with the poor
And prove themselves
Why would you want to do that?
I'm not sure
At this time I'll say I'm gonna use my
Disguise kit for the full hour or whatnot
I don't want to look anything like
The fake alias I've been in the last couple days
Just a completely different person
Alright
Describe what you're gonna look like
Very high end
Changing the hair again?
Very high end, everything's like
Curled and up, like trying to be
Top level aristocrat
Completely like a very
Like light blonde
Lighter makeup and whatnot
But I've covered my skin so I look as humanoid
As possible, except for the ears
What color hair this time?
It's gonna be like a very light blonde
Light blonde?
I'm trying my best
Not to look like anything like the
Like the overall
Would know
I didn't notice you
Cause he was Sydney before
He doesn't want to look like Sydney at all
As you're walking by
Nix, you're waking up and you see this
Beautiful
Tall, curly blonde
Walk by the
Walk by the room as you're getting out to go to breakfast
Do I like to look around? Is there anything
Around me? You see the guards at the end of the doors
But they're kind of like over there
Hey, I haven't seen you around here
You lost? I can always help you find
Wherever you need to get
I'm not gonna turn around and be like, oh you're so kind
Everyone's so kind on this cart
I love it when the help's so generous and keep walking
I'm just like, how generous I really can be
Just keep walking
Roll me a perception check
Would that be a stealth on your part?
Yeah, roll me a stealth check to see
How well you manage to mask yourself
I mean, if you do it for an hour, you should get a Venge
Oh, a natural 20
That would be 31 maybe
Perfect, yeah
You kind of smitten, you're just like, who the
You forgot you over existed for a second
You're like, damn
Who is this?
That heartbreak's all gone now
Yeah
You got a new target for your affection
Yeah, no, I just
I'm like, gobsmacked
Yeah, jaw on the floor
You're just like
And you just follow along
You see her going towards the door, you gonna try to open it for her?
No, I'm gonna let her go through the door
But when she walks out
And look at the guards, like, you see that ass?
The guards are just like
Where'd she come from?
Yeah, I'm like, god damn
Right?
As you see
Some of the patrons do look at you
Baldwin is in the middle of his meal
Just yelling about something
And being
I'm gonna try to be on the other side of the room
But I'm definitely gonna try to listen in to whatever he's spewing about
And mannerisms
But I'm trying not to be like
You walk in and people kinda start looking at you
They hadn't seen you before
Was there a stop?
Yeah, there's been a couple stops
Yeah, there we go
We'll see how well you can deceive them
So some of them are starting to look over at you
Luzon, you're kinda bringing your food out
And then you hear
Baldwin snaps at you and says
Boy!
Your turn
I was gonna
Am I facing away from him?
Yeah, and you kinda like
While I'm turning away there's gonna be a total roll of the eyes
How's it going?
He's like
Where's the pretty one?
I think she's still sleeping
I heard she had a long night last night
So a really long night
And I'm gonna like exaggerate the long
Yeah, and then he's kinda
Nudging his buddies and like
Yeah, I think she had a really long night
He's like, oh wow
She spent the night with me and he just
Yeah, it's gonna be an awkward laugh
Yeah
Do I have to? It's in the kitchen?
You're kinda just in the kitchen
Making food with him
You got a assembly line going, you're quick
I saw you won a lot of money
I heard
Have you been enjoying the food by chance?
Canonically, Haru knows how to bake now
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Haru knows how to bake
And Luzogna
Knows how to cook
We are going to be the tag team duo
So you know how to make bread
Hell yeah
Okay, I'll cross on specifically those that's those flaky baguettes. He knows I make a good baguette. Yes
It's a B it's a B
While I'm in there though
Or actually I will address the the Baldwin of I saw you little one won a lot of money. I
always win
I was like my good luck charm, but I'm having my honor another I could add he's kind of looking over at uh
that you
Now since he pointed out can I just roll it like perception check to see if I might recognize her
Yeah, go ahead and I don't know like if it's if that natural 20 still stands, but we're gonna go roll the dice, baby
guidance
17 plus 4 plus 8 so that would be
20
29
Yeah, it's 29. My natural 20 is a 31. Yes
So if I had a natural try that would have been great with that high you do so you don't really like but you're like
But it's like she's definitely a millionaire. Yeah. Yeah, you're like you can't put your finger on it
But you're like you're like I've never seen this person before on the cart
So, you know, you've never seen this person, but you know that you can't place it. Got it. Okay, it's fine
Yeah, like yeah, she looks good
Uh, well, I mean if you throw a tip my way Baldwin
I might give her a little wink for you
If you know what I'm saying, maybe throw a little extra in our food. He throws some gold on the floor
Thank you, thank you he threw
20 gold at you
Harun you can have that bud
Are you sure?
I don't even want it
Okay
Wow, I was I wasn't expecting that I would have taken it any other fucking way
I am NOT the fucking help. God damn it. I volunteered for this
Next you walk in it was like you see you see you lose honor turn around just human as he goes to the kitchen
You see him mad. He's a little man. Yeah, he's a little upset. Yes, fresh. I walk up to the Zana who we got a fight
Huh? Who I fucking up?
Not today. Not today. Wait, give me the time. Give me the place. They walk in my human. What are you doing?
Who's feeling both of them both are mad or you see you see Los Angeles man and it's kind of egging you on. Yeah
Haroon will
wash his hands and
Come out and try to distract them by doing a backflip
Just
The back in the middle of the kitchen go ahead Norman that bag
But you guys they walked into the kitchen. Yeah, we can't yeah
All right, so try to have my the kitchen is an open space. There's some room. There's
four um
That's 15
Managed to kind of it's a little awkward as you you you bump into them as you can't you can't you see you landed
You kind of fall into
So you gotta fall into Nick's and Luzardo's you got so they have to catch you
So who we fighting
No, we're making bread Mel he offers the
Some of the fresh bread to mix. He was never you've never seen this kind of bread before and it smells wonderful
You've never you're so what is this? It's warm and fluffy right in front of you. I eat it. You eat it. I made that
It's delicious. I
Can you see that there's there's a stack? There's a stack that Harun's made. Can I get like a bunch of those?
He looks for the chef he's like how many a
bunch
Haroon if you can make more than yeah, and then our room will just hand over the basket that he has
Shove it into like Nick's his arms. I'm gonna roll d20 somebody those are any croissants you're about to get
I think I'm there you have 19 croissants
I mean you just have you got a basket full of croissant. You're kind of digging in
Are you are you digging with them? I'm gonna dig in and I'm gonna drown my anger inside
Yeah, these are pretty good and then the chef stops you and he and he adds
And yet and yet he puts garlic butter on top of it. Mmm
I'm gonna and I'm like I'm gonna look at me like you're learning. I like it. I like it
Oh any hands you uh, he hands both of you is like he asked next
Do you want some coffee as well gives you a little wink? Yeah, I'll take a bunch of coffee
He gives you jugs you get these two like hot cups of coffee, but then we take a sip and it feels strong
I
down that
I will drink
Oh
I mean yours you feel just warm and good and just oh
I like start talking oddly calm. My voice is softer than it usually is and I leave to the zogna
So it's bothering you friend like who pushed you to that point
What is happening?
Just gonna look at him and like it's the same guy that's been going after CEO for that's all I
Started to get worried about now
No, no, no, no, it's okay
I'm back to my normal state. Yeah
Yeah
I'm thinking we just come up like maybe
Just come up with some plans on how we could deal with the situation on our last day on the ship
Hey
Hey, whatever you're thinking I'm here for just let me know
Counting his days and I take all my although
Remaining croissants and I fuck off to the room
Croissants I'm not eating with me. I am taking on my plate and walking
I'm gonna try to grab one before he walks off with it. Go ahead and roll me a slight hand. Oh
Six plus two eight. Yeah, you got the snatches away from you, but you notice that there's still some there's there's a few left
There's about there's a couple left and her corona is making more as you see him
Just kind of layering these croissants with just efficiency just
Yeah, if he sees that he's gonna he's gonna have some more off to the side and just make sure the chef is just
Kind of looking at you and he's just like I don't know where you found him, but he's
Natural with this I didn't find him. He found us. Would you say he's a machine at this?
You're not there
It's the metapig and
Oh, well the chef goes as her was like so how'd you get so skilled is it whatever you did in the war
Chef I don't think I told you about this, but we don't say that word around him. Let's see. Let's see
13 yeah, you you just start dropping in as you just
See you kind of struggling as you seem about to drop all this dome
I'm gonna just give him give him a hug like try to hug him from behind
All right, I just say just it's okay. It's okay. I'm shaking you see
Hey, just take a deep breath
Oh, you don't breathe that's right my bad laughing
I don't breathe you don't know how you laughs either, but it's kind of like a forced robotic laughs
Just a soundtrack of the same ha over and over again
The amalgamation of our last recorded it's all your laughter is mixed
He just he's like, all right calm down friend
And he's like if you want work and he's like do you drink coffee?
He does not drink coffee. No, he does not drink coffee. Well, I'm gonna pull myself another
All right, I'll just I'll just say, you know, I'll take the coffee but hold the you know, the wank
Okay, no strong constitution. I mean he pours you just a cup of coffee. It's pretty good coffee because
It's beans you wouldn't have found in the wild
Or at least, you know in your parts
You're enjoying it though. I will enjoy it
And uh, I will you take some of the seek ingredient as he pulls out a bottle of brown liquid. I will
Grab the bottle and I'm not gonna try like snatch it out of his hands, but I'm gonna very strongly
Pull it towards me. I go ahead. We'll miss Frank. He's just like, uh, this is mine
He's just like, uh, this is mine
16 yeah, he yeah, you try to grab him. He just like he holds it firm. He's like, oh boy
My bad. My bad. Can I get a drink of that? Yeah as he pours you
He just like he's like you might need this to calm down. He pours you a nice little long
Pour okay, and then I immediately take however big it is. I try to take it like a shot. Oh, yeah
So go ahead and only another constitution saving throw
Yeah, you are you slamming you
God I love being toasted in the morning. Yeah, I take it like a Viking I just grow
Usually I'm full of alcohol
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, so I now I take my light buzz and I fuck off to the dining room and I just start chewing on my how many croissants
I've left over
You have seven left, okay
I go off to the damn he smacked those croissants. I mean you went hard on this croissant
We were angry and using her room back to like he's getting back into the rhythm and it's like so he kind of looks at you
During the time I was gonna ask him about it, but I don't I don't even know what he did
music so Harun
What did you do in your past?
my dad
Yeah, were you a skilled technician or what do they make you do?
I'm a photographer
I made maps and he sets down the bull and then pulls out like some like random maps that he has how many maps?
well
Let's see
This was something we've discussed but not so many how many he has six maps six maps
And I just show it show it to him and then and then like
One of them is a map of sharon that you have that's right. Yes
He was making maps while we were in sharon sharon. No, he actually has a map of the war go
he has a map of
metro which go ahead and roll me a
History check guidance. Oh
Nope a 9 plus 2
11 all they're doing some whisper whispers
Sneaky sneakies. They're not good. They don't want us to know what they're doing. He's got a whole map of the morning
Of carth
Karnan
So it's just like a general map of like that area that makes up all the states
So you're wondering how he got that map of all those states and he also has a map of
I'm so mad. I think he felt when you were reading the abyssal and waste of
If only we knew what you look like so that we could get you there I playing along con playing the long gun
Yeah, he has a map of war when school which is a city in Dargona war than school
Yes, it's one of the
Obviously, we wouldn't know any of that
That's just where he's been like ha ha ruin you got a lot of interesting maps here bud
I make them for fun. I got 11 so I don't think I got it. So Oh more whisper whispers
Just gonna throw some elevator music in right here, it's like so it always go with jeopardy. That's not my go-to
Can't do that too long Alex Trebek is gonna somehow get summoned
They don't spare near you like the guy bloody Mary you can't say his name more than three times
No Bob Barker, they're all
Alex Trebek was the
What's the old he did he did like an old old part no old part
Yeah, he was jeopardy guy, but he did like the old people commercials like I can't remember who was like a RP or something
That's sure and says like yeah insurance. Yes some type of like life insurance. That was that was Alex Trebek
anyways
Yes, sorry while you guys were talking about the maps. I ruin it will just say yeah, I make them for fun
And yeah, you know you and then put some away. You have really you're like we're all these places
You've never seen any of these places
Okay
But I was able to say like you are a very interesting fellow for being able to take all these maps down like this. I
have a good brain and
I kind of lean in and like try to see if he actually does if I could see a brain behind
The metal if you start to leave he's gonna match your legation. Yeah, he's gonna also match your lean
I got a 10 with that in your cousin's looking but he's kind of leaning into you
Alright Harun, uh, well, I mean other than drawing maps. What else did you do bud? So as this is going on
Nicks you go out there you see Baldwin kind of walk over to the lady. I
Started chewing down on my food and you got some eggs or some ham you got some fruit
I fuck off and go back to the kitchen because this guy's keeps trying to fuck every girl
You and you're just much others apple just go
Yeah, I need another coffee. It's fucking dumbass. God damn. I hate this guy
And then the chef's like the chef pouring more into his coffee. Nice. You know, I feel
The answer for the mead. Oh, yes. I was gonna get back to oh, yeah
You guys got the stretch with the bread, but yeah, yes. Yeah, he said well, this is my private collection
But if you're willing to trade more of your private collection
What garlic oh, oh, uh how much for a bottle
Well, I used one bulb for I think I only had three then the one
I used for the gumbo plus the rest that I gave to him
So that would leave me with two two two bulbs
How about I train you about if those two bulbs
Um
Like what if what if you throw another one in there and I throw a little golden on the side
He kind of looks around like
How much gold are you thinking?
I'm a fair man. I have 20
How about you
100 and the garlic and a hundred gold for a bottle of me
Do you know how hard it is to get this fruit?
Roll me a history check. See if you know anything about
I don't think I do so you're a man who knows something about nature. I rolled a two actually go actually nature check
Does the two apply?
Because you're a man of nature. See if you know anything about this turn into a five
Solid work God makes it a seven
Yeah, you're just you think you're like, I've never really heard of these fruits before so you think they must be exotic
He's young really heard of them. Okay
Say 50 and I help you cook more for the rest of the time here
And I stick my hand out
He hands you the bottles
All right. I will give him the 50 gold and the garlic and the garlic. Yes, so I don't have any more garlic
But he is he is happy though. He wanted that garlic. Oh, I know
We do
Will doesn't know this so I'm going to ask how does how does garlic grow?
Can you use like the bulbs to grow that garlic? Yeah, I'm gonna tell then if that's the thing that I'm just gonna be like
Make sure to just grow some of that like you got some windows here. You can be growing some garlic here
This is this is that you see him slide one of the pantries see a bunch of plants growing in the pantry
My man, this is that elephant garlic the big stuff from the south
It's hard to get that stuff around here, especially when you're traveling on a train so very true
But I will take those two bottles of meat and I'm gonna I'll probably just tell him just
I'll leave it in here until I'm done with work for the day and then I'll take it back to my cabin
All right, I'll put it in the in the
Fridge for you. Thank you, sir
A magic fridge
This box is just chill when you open you like how's it staying clean?
Lasagna feels that it's something magical. I'm sure but that's about it. But you got those balls of meat. He's happy guys garlic
I'm gonna make a croissant
Mm-hmm, especially you know, I'm a croissant. So yeah, um
Let's hear over it
All the constant sound and just kind of flops and just be like
Well, pretty lady, where'd you get on? I just got on this stuff
He's you could you do are you?
He's like, who am I?
He's like I keep kind of like like annoyingly so using utensils on this croissant with like two forks trying to like gingerly
Like rip it apart for absolutely no reason at all. Yeah
Yeah, he kind of just uh, you know, this is um my train
You smell the alcohol rain his breath
No, like hold the croissant near my face. I'm not smelling the alcohol. Oh
Your family has some money too, huh? Oh, yeah
Any kind of reaches to grab your hand?
Excuse me. He's like I just want to get acquainted with you. Huh?
Dastardly I'm gonna pick up my plate and move to the other side of the room
He's he is looking a little he's looking mad I figured it wasn't gonna go well
But that's what I'm doing. Do I do do we happen to see this in there?
Yeah, you guys are kind of like in the kitchen kind of peeking over you guys eating your bread peeking over
Yeah, I would imagine like we're all like kind of looking through the same window
So just glancing eating just a croissant. Do I notice him getting mad as I like stand?
I'm Nick's on her own shoulders. Kind of like trying to look
I'm jumping up and down. I got strong
Okay, all of your own we're perception cuz her own strata you're both you you and her trying to see and trying to get
16 21 7
Yeah, Harun just like you're trying to go but then you see Nick kind of runs up your back and use you as leverage to
Get up and you're just kind of like oh
But Nick's gets a good view and you kind of see this happen you see him get up and
Probably gonna get a little mad and go back to his friends
Let's do a celebration drink boys. Yeah
You see him just go back and you see him just pound his drink
I'll continue watching from a distance away not and just yeah be if I do see her rune ever leave the kitchen
I want to make note of that. I want to try to have like a one-on-one. Yeah
Yeah, so you see Bob we kind of get up some of his crew go with him and
You see Lizaga Nick's her wouldn't they kind of start cleaning up as the other page would start to leave and
I'm just gonna go with him. I'm gonna go with him. I'm gonna go with him
Yeah, Lizaga Nick's her wouldn't they kind of start cleaning up as the other page would start to leave and he starts clearing up for the day
Yeah, we're cleaning up. I'm probably walking out because I'm like I feel happy with my like raise my hand like
Excuse me. Could you help me? I need I need yes, please. You look you look so strapped
Yeah, yes, man, I'm like my walkie back goes over there and like as we're at a earshot from everybody else
I'm gonna change voices like
Rune, it's me
See oh fraud boy
Top of my nose and just like burrow my fingers in my eyes the ones traveling with you
See oh, it doesn't look like that. Holy Jesus
You have seen her change hair colors a few times
Yeah
But if I recall it also has been said that they haven't used the full hour. Mm-hmm
He's hundred percent, right? Okay, never changed like my whole facial look. Yeah, also yet a really good self-roll earlier
Still does yeah, because I would not be able to roll anywhere near that
Here see y'all. I have a very important question. I can only ask you. Okay, you can't tell our friends
I'm gonna promise even feel for it
Even see you okay
Have you ever heard of someone named Jacoba
Yeah, Koba
He's like you
Damn I don't think that's good. I think it's a five
Ha
Okay, I might have had it in my notes, let's see
Well, that one's 17 with
History. Yes. Also just 17
You guys might be part of the same batch, you know that
You remember seeing other warforged made in your time. So
Like a part of my batch or a part of my bad, so, you know, like within the same time period
Okay, maybe the same creator you don't know but you know that there is and what was the name again?
Jacoba
It's actually you're Koba but
Luther doesn't care. He didn't care. Yeah. Yeah, Luther doesn't give a fuck who and how he pronounces it
That sounds familiar I think he was made around the same time do you know any idea where he is
Is
Last time you've seen him anything at all to help me. I'm trying to find him for my family
Is there any other information I might know about him other than just
He's born at the same time. No, you were different you you were in different sections. You don't know where they ended up
Would I know how to find out because of where he came from?
You don't you don't remember where you're made you remember your creator we don't remember your name. Oh, that's right
That's right
Because you lost part of remember you were a little damaged that's true. Well, I know who made me
Maybe he would know what's his name. I remember his name at least right? It's a mal
Damn it. I don't know. What was your check? I
Know I like have it written down like is it? Oh shit. That's not a good history check
That's a five. I definitely would know at the very least his name
I'm just me as a person blanking on it right now. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you would know you know his name
What you might even know is cuz I can't remember where I put in my notes either
It's in here somewhere. We were discussing this the other day
How dare you not have copies of all of our back stories ready to go?
Don't forget to fill my duties
It's like ages
Nice pages, maybe we could just say that you you do remember and that you do know the name and we'll get that name
Right. Yeah, we'll just we'll just do that
So I'll just say the name yeah, yeah insert name here who's still loading so he's like
Loading loading loading hard software
Tonight or we snapchat one of those I think it's on snapchat. It's gone. Yeah
Hmm. I'll find it eventually
so what are you saying to that, you know, I'll just
trying to
Conceal my excitement of finally getting lead and
Go back to the room
So he's gonna ask you and follow you. Why do you need to know? It's our secret. Oh, okay
He got the name. Oh
Merrick's his name is Merrick's decaneth which would
Can it be for me? Insert that name here M E R I X and
then the last name would be D
apostrophe can it see a n n I T H and
That name might ring out anyone that knows anything about the houses. I
Don't know some connections with my head and roll me history check
Please God
Do I see her struggling or trying to think no you aren't this is kind of like oh, that's right team. Yeah
You notice you remember that because you are part of the house of shadows, right? Mm-hmm
War forges were forbidden and he was still making them during a time period
Because you got it even though it was outlawed and continued because you your house was still using them as well
Got it
Is the house of shadows just one giant umbrella corporation
Is it the alphabet of a Bermuda this kind of leave skilled
So she says that it's a secret he's just gonna follow her wherever she going yeah, I'm gonna
Go back. You're holding a purse
Mm-hmm. Okay. I'm holding a purse. Yeah, I'm gonna stop in front of a random door
That's not our room and then take it back from me. My thank you so much and I'm just gonna enter
All right, go ahead and check if it's open
investigation
That's an 18 yeah, so yeah you walk in it is the service quarters
I'm gonna try to play it off
This is my group and just close the door between everyone probably wouldn't even think about it and just walk away. Oh
My god, they got some of the some of the people there and they're just kind of looking at you and like
I'm gonna dramatically wait for like a couple seconds like wait for her room to leave to her. I'm like, oh
Wrong door. I'm so sorry and then immediately leave and go back to the actual room
What horrible
All right, so yeah, so you uh, yeah, so it's on just anything else you want to ask the chef while you guys are cooking
Uh, no, I think that's pretty much it. I'm just gonna be helping him out
You know asking doing whatever he needs me to do. All right, he's gonna teach you how to make
a
Tish I
Key, yes
Okay, I never seen it. I heard of a case and he's like, uh, do you think your robot friend would want to help?
Oh, I mean, I'm sure he'll be down to help with anything
Go find them we can make some and in the meantime
Next are you going to help? What are you gonna be doing? You're gonna be on guard duty. You're gonna help
Drinks where I can buy a drink where I can and just see what happens. All right
I
Definitely wouldn't be working especially for free
Perfect. So tell me what you want to do. I'm gonna go to the bar. I'm gonna take like I got some money
I'm gonna buy like five shots down them. So you remember the uh
The only bar was in the first-class cabin
You can't buy alcohol, but you know that some of the guards occasionally have them you just you were drinking in the kitchen
I'm gonna go up to the guard that I tend to
That was at the first class cabin that I said Wallace that Wallace. Yeah guarding the first class that okay
The only time of the one that you had to lose your pride to or the one that I had a little bit right to all those guys
Yeah, they're going first class. Yeah, they kind of look at you. They kind of just you see them kind of like
whispering and snickering
Yeah, I need to get back there again
Do you want details you want me let me in I can give you details
Again you want full details I'm not at least writing them. I'm gonna give it all of them
He's like, you know what? Just get out of my face
All right, then I walk back there and I go to the bar and I try to get five shots. Yeah
you walk in and
You see some of the people just kind of make like five shots
Back to back. I'm gonna wander around you you see the barber. You don't intend to do it with us
And you see Frankie was actually like hey, thanks
Hey, what's up, man? Can you like fill this couple times for me? And you're like, what do you mean? It's full
Oh, what about now? It's still full. Go. It's still full. I love this game. Go ahead and roll me a constitution
Nice that's 19. Yeah, you still go you pound another two go ahead and roll me another one
Yeah, you're uh, you're feeling it hard but you're still standing but you're a little wobbly after all that
Do you want to press your luck? I'm gonna take
One drink for the record. Frankie's like are you sure? It's getting higher and higher. He's a little shorter than you but he's like you sure about that?
Yeah
He's like I'm gonna cut you off he's like I don't want you throwing up in here is my drink still full no
Oh Frankie man, I promise I'll leave I
Promise if I throw up in here, I'll work for you for free
He's like what do you do?
What I don't know man. Just give me one more please man. I need it. He's like
He's like go he's like go entertain the guests man, please I'll do anything Frankie
Leans in menacingly anything
It's what you want man, I'm down for a lot
He looks at you and he says tell me your full name
Callback
I say it's Nick's totally you can't remember what your name is. Oh
Diver everything else. All right. Yeah, you're like
Did I get that drink? He's like you sure can
Alright, I found it and I walk out. Yeah
No, go ahead normally the content very drunk is shit already to go ahead and see if it says last one hits you
It gets higher and higher
Whoa 23. Yeah, you went to just proudly walk out but you're just like, holy shit. Holy shit
It's getting fuzzy. Yeah, I I walk out of there and I look at the guards and I like that
I mean like it was a rough one and I walk out
I walk with a limp and I like grab my ass on purpose in front of them never a good sign
10 yeah, they're just like
All right, and then I guess I just walk up and down the cabins
Um, yeah, you run into your harvest looks at you and kind of just like a
Kind of stop to make sure you're okay. I give them the like the thumbs up and then I keep walking down
Him and that wall is just clinking. Yeah
Yeah, I'm just gonna keep walking around up and down the cabin see if I see anything fun
All right
At some point you um, you see coming out of a you see her room going
and leaving you see
the tall figure just walking through the halls
Are you are you speaking common I speak the language love
Hey, can you say that one more time? I can't pick up your dialect
Let's say you don't need to stand the way that I'm speaking. Oh my god. You don't need to stand the way that I'm moving.
Well, this is consistent with what he likes. I'm gonna like guide him to the room
I'm trying to like take care of him in front of the room. He's just like oh yeah
If you're guiding me to a room after I just said that I'm willingly following you
He's just like he's grinning. He's smiling hard. Yeah
I mean like after we get in the room, I'm gonna close the door behind us
I thought you liked me me only in like the total voice that you would recognize
Yeah, you're drunk as shit, but yeah, you got caught
Go ahead and do a history check real quick. See how you're pretty drunk. You're just trying to figure out
You
One
I can't remember your name, I can't remember my name
No one knows
Who the fuck are you?
My response is I'm tied down to no woman
Like Facebook?
So you're trying to go like wait what was his name?
You can't remember his name either
You're like wait what was your name? And you shut the fuck up
No
Again
And that's gonna really worry me
I'm like
What's your name?
I don't know
Go ahead and do me an arcana check
Oh god
Actually that or history
Whatever
His name is rock troll
It's a 14
You're just like
Fucking
You're like if only I had a friend who was a fey who might know more about this
Okay
I'm just gonna
Do that same hand squint
My hands like
God
Or someone who's arcana cut
I'm gonna try to slide a hand and check his gold purse
And try to take back the money I gave him earlier
God
Do you wanna try to steal the 200 gold?
Yeah back
Go ahead and roll a perception check
Perception check? He is a little drunk
He has a perception yeah
You are drunk so that means
3 plus things
Oh no
You kinda think he's trying to feel you up
So you're kinda feeling like oh yeah
And you don't feel a god damn thing
It'll come back
I was thinking it was like 30 right?
What was your slide of hand?
It was 19 plus
No that's my stealth
Slide of hand is high though plus 8
So 27 yeah you didn't feel anything
You thought she was kind of rubbing you
You were just like ahahaha
The 200 I gave you
So unfortunate
You'll get it back
You don't know who stole that
No that's what I'm super up it's gonna be an issue
You may never see her again
So with that knowledge you're kinda
Puts you to bed
I'm gonna take the gold I'm not stealing it from him
But I'm putting it in a weird spot
In his bag so
He'll freak out but it's still in his possession
He just has to find it
You put it in his shoe
That's a big ass shoe
I was like keep in mind I'm 50 pounds
Size 5
His other pair of clothes
We'll just say you put it in his pillow or something
He's weak sub
Put it in his work shoes he'll never find it
Ooooooooh
Fuck
Got him
You hide his gold
Enough for him to freak out at first
So you're kind of
Freaking out about it what are you doing?
I am taking off the disguise as he's
I
Being distract
Or what not and as he's like in the bed
The room's spinning right now he's trying to just hold onto the iron
And I am going to take time
To remove the disguise
Alright uh
You're kinda comatose um
You guys are in the kitchen
And
You guys uh are kinda done
And he's like well if you guys would like to join me
He's like I'm gonna start dinner in a couple of hours take your breaks
Um
Oh back to
Sydney disguise sorry
Back to Sydney our perfect yeah
Oh yeah
Uh Harun uh is walking about
The dining car is
Baldwin there?
Uh no he's not there uh he's not leading first class earlier
But um
There is just some of the guards and some of the other helpers there
Mmm okay
Um Harun's just gonna walk
Around
The Congress and wallows to kinda give you a high
Um you see
Sydney again and you're like it's Yofre
You know it's Yofre again as you're walking
As she walks out of the room um
Is Nick's like still conscious
He uh Nick go ahead roll in the concept
Hold on hold on you don't know that name
Oh you're right
Stranger number three
I will think to myself I'm like
I'm gonna go check on
Oh shit
What else is nice? He was drinking a lot
He was drinking a lot though and I
You mean uh
Short for you is what was his name?
Ah shit I'm gonna look over to
Um I'm gonna look over to
Harun and be like Harun
What was uh it's gonna be
Embarrassing cause we've been together for a while
Now or for a for a minute
What was the short one's name
Again? Oh it
Uh
Um here I'll ask
And then uh he's gonna pull out
The sending stone
Uh use it to talk to
Uh I don't know
Right what are you saying?
What is your name again?
You hear this in your head you know it's sending stone but you're like what the fuck
I don't fucking know
Go ahead and roll me a concept about this happening
See if you
Uh 15
Yeah so you uh you're holding on for dear life
The room's spinning but you're still just like
You're not puking you're just like uh
You see you see you're like Sjofra
Yeah I was like forcing
It out like angrily cause I'm
Spinning I don't know my fucking name
You never help me
He's just
Out loud out of nowhere saying that
While Sjofra's there
You gotta see him just like
You think you're sitting still he's just
Just barely like
Holding on
I'm gonna like actually put him like into bed
And then take the like now I feel bad
I'm gonna put the gold pile on his chest and be like
Just calm down
You got this with you
You think it's more
But it's
What's it say?
Do you convey the information that he doesn't even know his name?
Yeah uh Harun is gonna say
He said he doesn't fucking know
Ah
I gotta
This
I'm gonna
Go ahead and
Um Arkana
Yeah go ahead actually
Audra Evans
Evans
You pass by Yoharis
You might be able to ask him real quick
Yoharis
He passed by like hey I saw
Walls like yeah the short
What was that guys?
Yoharis
We are all
None of us can remember
The short ones name can you
And I feel bad cause he's not
Here but uh do you happen to know
Anything about his name?
Let's see I'm gonna roll G20
Um I don't know his name
Alright
That's suspicious
Cause I feel like we've known each all of us
Know each others names
Oh my boy
I don't know if you
Like I didn't say it so you can decide
But uh along with his maps
Harun supposedly keeps a journal
Like I do
He would have wrote down the names
Yeah so what happens if he looks at it?
For some reason when you look at it
You can't really comprehend the languages on there
It doesn't seem like
He's gonna
He's gonna show
Lasagna his notes
Can I roll an arcana check if he shows me
Those notes of why it's blanking
You can look at the notes
I know his name but it's like
He's not his name anymore
Got it
Yeah for real
That actually
Evens it out at a nice 15
Alright yeah so you're just like
What did he do?
How did he lose his name?
Yoharis is like if only there was a
Fae of some sort that might have done it
And then he goes back to drinking
So I mean
So we kinda know that it was a Fae creature that did it?
Okay
I'm gonna try to
Try to find Nyx in his
Drunken state
Oh sorry god damn it
Yoharis says that he's mentioned
Before
When he did Prime Evil Awareness
He said to us that there's another Fae creature
Yeah so we do know that
That he is the other Fae
That's on this train
So all of you knowing who the other creature would be?
Yeah
You are Sydney so you can get into
Yeah so after
You explain this probably Fae
Like son of a
Bitch
Who can
Try to take beat
Of who can get into first class
Like fuck just me isn't it
Yeah I'm like talking out loud
I can! He's even crawling
I'm like no
I just came from there
Oh who did you talk to
While you were in there?
The god arts
The bartender
The Fae creature?
I don't like to cast judgement on people's lives
Did you leave
Anything there?
Did he ask you any questions?
Yeah we talked a bit
Yeah go ahead and roam the history and see if you remember that
In your drunken stupor see how well you remember what he asked you
Oh nice
19
You remember him asking you
He asked me what my name was
And what did you say?
I told him my name
Witches?
So would all characters put those two
To two things together right?
I would assume you guys have enough brain cells for that
Alright I just like
And you kind of
Harun kind of takes you up and puts you back to bed
As you go to sleep and you're like oh cool
You guys are like
Fine
I can help
I can get in and out first class anytime
Because I'm like that
Maybe we can bring them for girls
You do see
You do know you're preparing
The food for the alcohol tasting
So there is cheese boards and
Meats, charcuterie boards
I am going to try to get back
Into first class and go talk to Freddie
The guards
They recognize you
And they kind of give you a knowing look
Of like
Lasagna, are you good in there
The chef who you haven't asked his name yet
I feel like I did
Did you?
Frankie
I thought we did
I'll ask him
Alright Lasagna
Can you bring these cheese boards
To the guests they're going to have the alcohol tasting soon
Yeah what's your name real quick
It's Remy
We had the situation with the short man
I just want to make sure I remember everybody's name
I did ask before
That's what my friends call me
I can city you a friend now
I'm glad we're friends
And I give him a high five
He kind of looks at you just like
What?
It's called a high five
You put your hand up, I put my hand up and we slap it together
I've never done that one before
That was kind of nice
It's like you know if you think someone did a good job
You just give them a high five
Like Harun
Yeah
Do that to everybody you see
As the other people who are grabbing
He just starts high fiving
Everyone starts high fiving
We're all going to get excited now
Garlic bread and high fives
You pick up a tray of garlic bread
You got a bunch of cheeses
And then so many people are bringing meats
You're bringing the meats
As you walk
The guards are coming through and they look at you
You put the meats out
Baldwin kind of like sees you and perks up
As he grabs a piece of meat off your plate
He kind of looks at you as he bites it
Just kind of like
Give him a cold stare
I heard you like other girls
Not just meat
He's like
I'm a man of refined taste
Can Harun make it over there
To that section when serving
Yeah you guys are kind of setting up
And he's just kind of
Can I just, because Harun doesn't understand
Can I just in abyssal
Say stand
Just to see if that does it
Because he's loose on the interpretation
Of how those jewels work
Are you saying it to him?
Just saying it out loud
So he can hear it
He kind of looks at you and is like
Is your friend Brobin?
Hold on, can you do the sounds
Like what it would sound like?
Like a b-
Yeah
They kind of just look at you
You're just like what the fuck
I had something
In my throat
It was a good idea, I like the idea though
You just go back to serving
And he just keeps eating
And he kind of looks at you
He's like my heart's only for you
As he does this
I'm going to use my
Innate spell
Because it doesn't
Impart that component
Let me make sure before I do it
I want to do the telepathy to Harun
To Harun? Alright
Making sure it doesn't take
A specific
Yeah, I gotta use my charge of it
Where is it?
I think it's in action
Let's do it
How long?
Yeah, there's no
So there's no
Semantic or parts like that
I can just choose it
And I roll D8
We got this for
Seven hours
How do you approach this?
Lunch to dinner time?
Yeah, it's about
About like 4 or 5 PM right now
I'm going to ask in your head, what was that all about friend?
What do you mean?
I just wanted that so bad
In case
What did you say in that other language?
Those at home haven't caught on
Harun's head voice sounds way different
What were you saying?
I said, what did you
Just try to say in that other language?
I tried to see
If he would stand if I spoke
In a thistle, I thought that maybe
Given the inscription
That you showed me, it might do
Something, but I had failed
I really got to fix your voice box
And you like hear like the huff
Honably
Are you okay?
Sorry
We'll talk about it
You saw him whipping together those croissants
Oh, I'm interested
You have modes on that thing?
Yes, what do you want?
You see Frankie's buzzing around serving people drinks
He sees you
He sees you, he sees you, he sees you
He's like, you're the soup guy
Yes
The soup
The gumbo, yes, that was me
That's what it was
Can I have a drink?
Sure, I'll have a drink
There's a glass in here
Okay, thank you
My friend
Because he's obviously a fairy
Yeah
So I'll be like, did you talk to my friend
The short guy earlier?
Maybe
Yeah, what's his name?
Come on, it's not my first row house
What's his name?
What is his name?
Could you please give him back his name?
He's like, I don't
You know, I just
Won't give things away for free
I'm gonna like, hold up a gold coin
Does this help jog the memory?
Of maybe
Rude holds up 20
He's like, it's getting a little looser
I'm gonna hold up a Rude's 20
He's like, I'm still trying to remember
Do you need more?
He's like, I just found the tip of my tongue
What was his
How about another 20 gold?
It's getting closer
Son of a bitch
I just got this money
I will top it off to an even 50
That was 41, so it would be 29 gold for me
So he's just like
What was
His name? What did it start with?
I don't know
He's like
It's jogging my memory a little bit
But it's not all the way there yet
Heron's gonna offer another 20
Baldun will know
I'm gonna try to do like a passive
Kind of intimidation check
Oh, he doesn't give a shit
He's like
Oh, he loves his drinks, he might not know anything
Just did the extra 20 on top of mine
He's like, oh, it's getting closer
It's almost there
Jesus
You are being
You are being a little
Unfair here
Unless you want to make any other kind of use
Add another 50 on top of it
What kind of deal?
He sees that gold and he's like
Here you go, tell Nix that
He should be a little more careful
So we know
His name now
As he snatches it
You feel it just get out of your hand
God damn it
I'm clenching it, I feel the weight
In my hand just dissipate
Because you're like, God damn it, he got me
You're like, I don't like it on the other end
Nix is here, right?
Nix is drunk in his room
I just want to make sure
We're still gonna try to come back in
Nix, next time we see
We're gonna be having a talk
We don't need another nameless
Mr. V
I was drunk, I didn't know what was happening
Very true
You're not getting swindled
Now you're on the other end
I fucking hate losing gold
That is just like a pet peeve for my character
Any reason that I'm out of gold
Without anything in return
And then he's like
He's like, well have a drink on me
And you have a cup of just champagne
And you're like
Have a drink on me
Free of charge
He gives you a little wink
I set it down
Harun hearing that
Lasagna earlier
Was asking for a bottle of mead
He's gonna ask
Frankie
Do you sell bottles?
I can make bottles
I don't have a bottle
Why do you need a bottle?
Are you a baby?
Maybe
Do you sell bottles of alcohol?
He's pretty young
Why would one of you want one?
Why would you care if I'm paying?
That's what I like to hear
How much are you paying?
How much is a bottle?
And he kind of like
He just kind of like
Depends on what you want to bottle up
Various bottles of alcohol
He pops into his hand
He's gonna think
And he's gonna just say
Brandy?
One of these?
Yes
How about a cool 50 gold?
He's gonna
Purchase that
About to get him fucked
Up
As you see this bottle of fine brandy
He's sitting there shaking
He's loving it
I'm not sliding this goddamn fairy
Anymore gold
I'm trying to help him out the night before
I'm tucking my coin purse right next to my sack
He's adding the fairy
To the list of people that are dying
You know this game
You don't like when it's played on you
But you know the game
I respect the game
But I'm a sore loser
Nix does not respect the game
Get ready to kill some motherfuckers
Upon Sokri
You see him kind of pop up near you again
You're like
Are you sticking around for tomorrow?
I'm here to take it all
And I give him a wink back
And he just gives you a little wink and says
He's like I don't want to worry
They all want to be a little sauce
Hey there might be a piece of it for you
If you help me out when the time comes
Yeah I'm always down for
If you gotta rub his hands
I'm gonna look over to the Bart Center
Like
Have you been seeing anything weird?
Like something weird coming on the ship?
Uh yeah so I saw this
A war forged
A little rock guy
Another one?
I'm gonna be like oh okay okay okay
Let me talk
And I might mutter that
Language
How about I'm gonna slide
50 in front of him again
But not like holding my hand on it
And be where the hell am I gonna ask
The question so how about
What do you know
Uh Merrick's to
Caneth? You ever own this ride?
Mmm
No one known of that name
Any of his pets?
Ummm
Pets
Like my friend? I'm a
Nod towards Harun
He's like um
Not that I know I
I'm gonna slide the gold back since he's not really
Giving me anything
He's like I'm more of a Fey man myself
But I know these things are just kind of built
And he kinda goes to you
And he's like what were you made?
I was made
Look at one of the newer ones
That's around you and pokes you and starts looking around you
Not that long ago
And he got his wishes in your ear and he's like
Is he one of the rare ones?
Maybe
What's it worth?
What's it worth to you? I just offered you
And you didn't give me shit
He's like 50 gold is why he's holding it in his hands
Umm
I want a little
Roll of sleight of hand
And try to have the dagger like
Out and like close to him
As he like takes the
Once I feel the gold go
Perfect and then he kinda looks at you
And then he just like as you go to check the dagger
You look down and you're holding a cup of
It's a tuned right?
Perfect yeah you look down and you see
He looks down and he's like pops up behind you
And he pops in and he's like in the ear again
And he starts popping around and he's like oh it's a good one
And he kinda whispers and he's like he's one of the late
Models right? And he's like
Maybe maybe not
He's like he can't wait actually
Rolls me with deception he's trying to
Proceed if you
Oh yeah that's a 19 plus
I'm rolling for deception really good
That's plus 7
He's like so
When was he made then since you know so much
I'm trying to find out and I put another
50 out so I'm the deficit of
100 right now
He's like you know that
They were outlawed when he was made
Tell me something I don't know
He's like have you
Have you checked his markings?
I'm gonna raise my eyebrows out
All the makers
Leave a signature
Arcanic or
A written language
He's like sometimes there's a mark there's a stamp
And he's like maybe
There's a if you checked your friend maybe
There's a spot around him he kinda just looks around
He kinda
Flies around you he's kinda poking around he's kinda
Just pulling that part to you are you letting him do this to you?
I probably think
It's funny I probably think
Do you wanna write too?
Yeah you see you kinda
You see him just like kinda popping around and just pulling
Parts of him and then you kinda like he pops in your ear and then
He's just like FUNNY
And you're just like AHH
Like monster
I'm gonna look for the same mark
You see like on the back of his neck there's just like
An inscription
In a language
You don't know though Of course
What are you doing?
What languages do you know?
I know
That's gonna be in features and traits I think yeah?
Maybe it's not in there
Common elvish and thieves camp
Yeah you wouldn't know this language
So yeah it's a language you don't know but there's like a
Like a marking
You don't know what it is cause it's a language you don't know
Keep a mental note of it and I'll jot it down
Later on a piece of paper
What are you doing?
Just making sure you're all up to par
Oh okay
I don't think I'm gonna get anything else out of it
Yeah but you got a job at the market
And he's like thanks for the gold
And he looks at you and he says
For a little extra I'll tell you what it means
You're an expensive little
Bastard aren't you
He's like you know the game
Yeah this game is fucking expensive
Ha ha ha
Going to my deficit now
Almost back to square zero
Ha ha ha
Another 35 gold
He's like I'll cut you a deal
Since you've been so nice to me
And he takes it and he's like
Why does your friend have abyssal written on him
I know it's
Abyssal come to him
He speaks abyssal that's
I try to play it off
Get in here
You see he's like
It's not a really common language among
Who was he made for
I'm trying to figure out
He's like well it was definitely Maerix
Okay
Stand up proper
What does it mean
Please leave my friends names out of this
What does it mean
So it was Maerix signature so he is a creation
He is one of the
Quote unquote
So is he a magical creation
He might be
Okay
Warfords should be technically arcane
And mechanical
Because they have a life source to them
Oh what
He's kind of like a construct
Good to know for personal reasons
He he he he he
So you don't want to know those personal reasons
I'm a polar group back you know away from the bartender
We kind of step away to a side
Part I'm like alright which one of you fuckers
Know abyssal because I have so many questions
I know abyssal
You can't see the back of your neck
Oh wait can you like
Pop your head out and look at your own neck
Can I rotate my head
No your neck is kind of human
You can try to
Fuck
I'm going to show him when I jot it down
You can just go over and kind of sketch it
So you do see Maerix signature on there
And it just says Maerix
And it says
The last batch
Uh
It says
My creators name
Hmm
And it says
Last batch
And we're going to have to put a pin in that one
Am I able
To come into this room at some point
Right
Rolling a con save
Ugh
That's
Bye
Too bad we used the sending stone already
Yeah
That is 13
Yeah you uh
You're kind of trying to crawl out and you're just like fuck
You're like why I thought we were
You think you're on a boat right now because you're at least kind of swaying
And you're trying to
You're still managed to pose enough to not throw up
But you're just like you're having a hard time getting out of bed
I'm trying boys I'm fucking trying
Where is Nix? Wait I remember his name
Nix
Yes
You don't remember that's why we gave this
Why we were giving him money
Yeah we gave him a lot of money
I thought we were playing the money game
I don't
Know if we told you this but
Hey can I hold on to your money I don't know if you know how to play
The money game Yeah there's no such thing
As the money game I'm going to hold out my hand
He's going to start taking his money and just handing it over
No no don't do that
Why? It's your money
I will keep it
Safe
Harun you are the sweetest
Man ever How dare you think
I would do anything with you
One person I mean one of my favorite
People of this group
It is your gold Harun
You do with it as you wish
I'll just say that
But remember that is how you buy your supplies
Do I get an eye of how much roughly he's trying to hand me?
How much are you trying to hand? Everything or just
I was trying to hand him everything
Which is a little over 500
Yeah
So you kind of feel the weight
You're just like
That's how you buy your supplies Bud
Without money how are you going to buy those darts you throw?
You're not going to give it back?
I'll give it back
Oh okay
God damn it
I'm going to immediately hide that money
It's 500.43
You haven't seen that money gone
In any faster speed
You see the face of the gold
I'm going to give it back
In any faster speed
You see the fairy
You see him here clap
The clap goes through the room
You just hear this giant thunder
And you see him
And he's like we're doing a show
And you see all the people sitting down
And everyone is filling their cups
And he starts doing a light show
And lights start going
And he's making a show against animals
And stuff with all of his lights just flowing through
Everyone is entertained
And then on your head
Maybe we should go get our friend Nix
Yeah that does sound like a good idea
It worries me we haven't seen him in some time
I agree
God
I'm casting this every day on you honey
Be quick I'm going to miss you
I got to stay here for the show
Very well I will be right back
Nix you're kind of just
In and out of consciousness
The door opens
I'm going to go get my friend Nix
The door opens
What's up
Hey Nix are you okay
I'm better than ever what you all up to
We're going to watch the show
I want to see a show and then I start walking out
Do you want a ride
Yes please
You see him try to walk you see him kind of start leaning as he starts walking
Yeah I just catch him and
Throw him around to my back
And then just get ready to go
Perfect yeah he's going to
Bring you a backpack and the guards just let you through
You see a bunch of pretty lights
Everyone's kind of sitting around
Drinking and eating
And enjoying the show
I'm going to
Try to get Nix alone
As he's coming in or just you two
And ask him the similar
Questions I was asking the fairy
Do you know anyone about
My name or
No no
Jekoba
I'm going to first ask about
Do you know who Merrick's to Canneth is
Would so I have
Artificers that's the reason why I asked specifically
Is because with my Artificers
I can
Not use my intelligence
So I can use my proficiency bonus
Go ahead and roll
Let me check then
What was it
One
You're still fucking
Zooted you just
Dance when you're sober
There's a chance but actually I'm pretty good
At this stuff
You're drunk in this light show
You can't understand words but you're
Your rating in my brain is depreciating
So fast
You guys are so excited that you remembered your name that you just forgot everything
You're like I remember my name
You just start yelling like Nix
At me
No no no no no ask me another question I don't know who that is but
What's up
What's up with him tell me I might know
We can loop back it's okay
No I can be helpful let me be helpful
So yeah
The light show goes on there's
Floating trays of alcohol going around you guys are just enjoying
The festivities and
Then everyone starts going to bed once everyone's
Pretty hammered
The fairy says make sure
Everyone gets into their cabin safe
I'm gonna
Tuck my gold pouch in
When he says that
He's like I'm not a thief
Nobody said that
I don't wanna
Hold on I'm gonna roll something
I'm gonna try and call Baldin
I'm gonna try to find him in the show
He kind of at some point
At some point he fly you down and found you
And he's kind of you're kind of just his arm candy right now
I am feeding him so many goddamn drinks.
Yeah, he's loving it because you're feeding him just
grape and cheese.
He's just like, oh.
Swallowing my pride now.
Yeah.
Nick, you kind of see this on Harun's back.
You see this going on.
You're just kind of festering.
You're like, god damn it, I'm too drunk to move.
You're like, god, I'm fucking mad.
What the fuck is this guy?
What are you guys even doing here?
What are you guys even talking about?
He's like, oh, pretty life, Sue.
Yeah, you take him back and he's drunk and we passed out.
I'm going to check the safe that I know the pen to now.
Money still there?
Lots of money.
Roughly how much?
I want to swipe a portion of it.
You would estimate probably a good 70,000 to 80,000.
But you do know there is the final gambling night tomorrow.
Yep.
So you know this money is going to be used.
God damn it.
I'm going to make a B to how much is on it.
You kind of rough glance and you're like, oh fuck, oh fuck.
Yeah, I'm trying to get a count of weight
for future references, but then I'll close it.
And that'll be it for what I do.
When he's passed out, I'm going to do search the room
for any sign of the shadowy figure beforehand.
All right.
You don't really see anything.
You just hear the Baldwin story.
Are you going back to your post as the?
I was posted up in the first class lounge
where the show is, right?
OK.
But everyone's going to bed.
Definitely hiding several daggers.
Oh, everyone's going to bed.
Yeah.
So are you guys going to bed?
You guys staying watch?
I'll take watch.
OK.
With my cool guy glasses.
Where will you stay watching?
I just wanted to be by the guy whose shit goes down,
but I'm kind of regretting this.
Specifically in the cargo.
All right.
I want to be in the cargo.
Who in Seafras head say, are you back there with the man?
I want to make sure he's the source of the action.
So I want to make sure I don't miss a beat.
The things you said earlier have concerned me.
I feel like it would be best if I was stationed above the room.
Oh.
You're holding a conch.
I am infatuated.
Like the closer you are to me is the best day of my life.
Well, I only live to serve.
I will head up there right now.
Don't wait too long.
I am sneaking out of this room.
Where's my bag?
Not yet.
But I am like, OK.
This is a robot.
So Haruna is going to try to head back to the back of the train
and get up on the roof.
Go ahead and whoever's.
You don't remember my perception of you guys as well.
I'm head back.
Can I do it?
He's letting me on the roof every night so far.
Guidance.
I was to say, I'm not leaving his back.
So he goes on the roof.
22.
All right.
Perception.
16.
16 as well.
You guys don't see it because you're climbing up.
And you're on his back.
So you don't really see it.
But you do see as hidden in the dark this figure's approach.
With the 22, do I see how many?
Yes, there is a good.
You see at least 15 or more.
You have a high time of year.
I'm going to immediately.
Because I personally cannot do it.
But I'm going to do how you put your two fingers inside your mouth
and then you whistle.
I'm going to do that while I'm back there with everybody.
And I'm going to be like, let them know they coming in hot.
All right.
You guys hear that?
Are we just climbing onto the roof right now?
Go hunt in your acrobatics as you're getting up there.
You can.
You're also trying to balance.
How long has it been?
22?
I have seven hours.
How long was that show?
The show was probably like two, three hours.
It's winding down.
So it's like you probably have about an hour or two left in this.
So you managed to get up there just fine.
You're holding him in his up-ease position,
holding Nick just fine.
And you managed to get up there.
You hear Lizana shout.
I'm going to set Nick's down and peek over the edge and be like, what?
They're coming in hot.
Let everybody know.
We got 15, from what it looks, 15 incoming.
Nulls?
As they're moving closer, you do notice it's about 17.
17.
I don't know what they are, but there are 17 people coming in.
Harun is going to say, and to sit off for his head,
there might be a change of plans.
It seems like 17 boeys coming in.
I was unbuttoning the blouse.
I hear that, and I start buttoning everything back.
I don't know if they're nulls, but they are coming in hot.
I am immediately leaving the room and heading to the back.
I will turn around to the guards and be like,
we are completely outnumbered here.
Bring everybody you got.
Maybe keep a few with Baldwin, but bring everybody else back here.
I am going to stay in first class, but I am out of the room.
Perfect.
I might actually lean over the edge.
Should we go back down?
Cut.
I don't know about you.
You kind of like it up there.
It's up to you.
But Nix, you might want to come back down here.
Is it jumping down into the platform?
I'm going to help him.
Yeah, we're going to help you.
You know how like?
I don't need help.
I'm not even jumping.
No, I'm going to still try to catch him.
How an adult catches a child when he's jumping down a big ledge.
I don't know how this check goes.
Can I help him?
No, he's jumping off a mat.
Is this acrobatic or athletics?
Acrobatics.
It's a pretty athletic jumping motion, you know?
Yeah, you know what?
I'll let you have it.
Ugh.
I was trying to help.
Dead.
Go ahead and roll me a strength save.
Strength save?
Strength check.
I was about to say if it's a save.
He's falling on you.
All right, guidance, because I see this coming.
Just not rolling well tonight.
15, and I think it's minus 1.
This battle is in the soup.
Yeah, for real, you told my good roll early.
Yeah, 15 minus 1.
Yeah, so 14.
You're trying to jump off, but the speed kind of knocks you
a little bit, and you kind of fall into the dog now.
You kind of just knock into him as he catches you, though.
And you're on the floor with him as he catches you.
Oh, I got you.
Don't worry.
I'm trying to be a cat.
Push me off.
How dare you.
Can I also just move up a few train cars,
but stomping along the way, and then come back and just walk
back?
Yeah.
Just to get some attention, because they usually
bump up pretty quick.
Yeah, that's a good idea.
Yeah, and you use all the guards,
and then you see them scrambling.
You hear Y'Harris and Wallace pop in,
and you see them running around and shouting,
and everyone's on alert.
I'm going to ready my dagger of them.
Perfect.
And then it's getting a little late,
so I think we should call it there before we get into this.
All right.
Thank you all for tuning into this episode.
I'm sure we had a great time here.
As you can see, next episode, we're for sure
getting into some combat.
Hopefully you enjoy my ramblings.
Also remember, guys, as Harun Wen would say,
he were made for this.
All right.
Catch you later.
Bye.