This is a Gons of the DM and will replace the Zogna is also our editor-in-chief and
What I really say like he uploads a video uploads our
Reporting so we'll give him that but anyways we're kind of dumb
We are new at this and we forgot to tell you guys what the other whole
Everything was about and background so here is Laza. Agner William so like intro like he said
We you know we're kind of like we said we've been raw dogging this the entire time trying to figure this out so
Take 54 David's for yes, we're bad at this fuck. All right. Let's take 56
57 and William
Enter the realm of Eberron a world of magic technology and wonder
transformed by the morning a
cat
catastrophic event that brought an end to a century of war between noble heroes and dark forces
Unite with our brave warriors who fought in the war and embark on a quest to save the world from the darkness that remains
In the nick of time five courageous adventurers Harun
lasagna Nicks
Siavra and y'all harvest stepped forward to defend the city of sharn the city of towers
armed with their combined prowess and cunning they embark on a perilous quest to vanquish the dark forces
threatening the city's demise
With the discovery of the insidious emerald claws presence the hero's spring in the action
Determined to thwart the evil plans to take over the world
After getting some information from suspicious men called the information broker
They embark on a perilous journey to uncover the truth the adventurers border the lightning rail
Passage provided by the enigmatic Alden the enigmatic Alden a wealthy and influential man
The fate of their quest hangs in the balance as a race against time to give aid to the gar clan on the vast tons of
Plains so yeah guys be sure to check us out. Like I said by the way Gonzo. I like that deep voice
You like that? Yeah, you like that. Yeah
I wish you did that, that was good. Yeah, we're figuring this out. So don't be stupid listen to this one first
Yeah, we're dumb and we forgot to do this. So please listen to this first and thank you for listening
We're dumb, but we're trying
Check it later. Bye
Alright we'll start with Will
Yo, Will, I mean I'm Lasavna Mouskhan
a wood elf who is now wearing a
a chain
Chainshirt, I believe it is that I got a chainshirt. Mm-hmm a shield and just a nice little wooden staff
He does use his own deodorant that he makes
So yeah, you could just imagine what that smells like
tall slender man with
Wood elves are a lot or from what I read they can have antlers or some type of yeah
He has like two devilish horns coming out of it coming out of his top
Almost like a tiefling almost like a tiefling but you know, he's the sweetest man you'll ever meet
You know what I mean? I imagine you look like a deer. Yeah. Yeah
I mean, but not like, you know, not like crazy antlers, but he's a skidwalker two small ones
Just kind of coming out the top
And apparently it's canonical now that the Mouskhan have a family gumbo recipe
Mm-hmm
Yeah, so my character's name is Siofra, Falarion
So she hasn't really introduced too much about herself. So you don't know too much into the story, right?
but she is
Pretty like covered features doesn't really show too much doesn't like to stand out
The only thing that stands out very intensely is her very sharp purple eyes
But heavily dyed hair that she's constantly changing out colors and aspects and then
Yes, it's not a phase mom always one eye covered half of her face
I was covered trying to always just stay kind of back doesn't really like the spotlight
But whenever all the dye is pulled out of her hair, it looks like it's oil slicked
Her hair is like a very bright platinum
And she is about 5'10". You're a rogue, right? Mm-hmm
Does dark moody background give you enough hints?
Hey, you could be a warlock
I'm not judging
I am God, I am the DM
That's true
He's all NPCs, all enemies
Every health potion
I am the gonzo, gonzo the gonzo
Uh, Mark?
I am Harun
I play a Warforce
I play a Warforged
He is a monk, he is kind of a baby
He's relatively new
Motives unknown, stature unknown
But he's just non-Speaking English
I am Nyx Tobelgate
I am a rock known barbarian
I definitely seen some stuff in the most recent war
And it gave me anger issues
And also contributed to my CTE
That caused me for it to speak Elvish
That's what it was, CTE baby
I've all Elvish left my brain
Due to me changing after a break
Dude, the NFL is gonna shut this podcast down
What do you mean it's not real? CTE isn't real
There we go, we're fine
I've had multiple concussions and I'm fine
Just air in bright lights when you get it
And then go to sleep
Perfectly fine
And I'm canonically into much taller women
I mean you are a rock known
I am a rock known
That's most of the population
Yeah
Tall, like 5'10 plus
Oh 5'10 plus, yeah
I hit the limit right there
I crouching everywhere I go
So do you crouching everywhere?
Also hello
My name is Ryan
And I'm not an alcoholic
But what I am is an Aladdin
In my summer form
My name is Yoharis Sithroth
I'm a man
I'm fucking 6'6
With long
Hair
My eyes are fucking like piercing
White
What am I wearing?
Something beautiful
Of course, common clothes underneath
And a chain shirt on top
I use a bow
I always have my bow with me
And if not that, on my back
I have my dagger and my club
Yeah
Big old yellow
Summer Aladdin
And I love
Just to fight
Yup
Got it, there it is, hell yeah
And I also
You know how to speak Elvish
I swear to god
For some reason after this break
I can't shoot arrows, speak draconic or elvish
You can't do any magic
I have some natural magic
In view to me
Oh, you do the raging magic?
Yeah, the wild magic
Sometimes that more romantic exotic
Languages are just awesome
They'll repeal them all
The simple kind in ones
I got a friend that matches
That's been inside of him
Just so you know, it's all the anger
Yeah, he's like, I got rid of Elvish Dragon for more anger
Yeah, yeah
I know how to release it well
Don't release nothing while I'm
Here on my back
That's what they need you for, eye contact
Could immediately break
A sex robot
He's coming to you like, damn
Sex robot, sex
Also yeah, any opportunity
Yeah, any opportunity
I will
I just want one tall elf in my life
In my life, that's all I need
Let's just have truly five, nine and a half
By the way
Put some heels on
I'm gonna cut this tension
Like buttos so we can just skim them all out of here
Okay
Who wants to recap?
Who remembers what happened?
We went shopping
We did go shopping
I have some other side stuff that you were getting into
That I need to tell you about
We went shopping
Can you just tell us all right now what that is?
Maybe
Is it a secret whisper whisper?
Right into the microphone?
We could make a samar whispering
Yes
Go ahead, Jalen
We went shopping
And for
Unknown reasons, I lost my ability
To shoot bows and arrows
And speak elvish
But I came back with a very bad anger problem
And strong as hell
I still don't believe that you don't remember how to speak elvish
I just forgot it
It's just out of my head for some reason
I'm going to continue speaking to you in elvish
Well I will understand it and I have an anger issue now
So
I learned the word for
For money in elvish
Yeah
I got a dope sword
And a dope shield
You got something dope too right?
I bought a shield
I bought some arrows
Got some arrows, yeah
5 coins
5 gold coins
As you hit me
I think that's really all we did
We just bought some stuff
Does everyone remember what your current mission is and what your objective is?
I think it was something to do with
Vampires
And nobles
Correct me if I'm wrong
Let me actually get out of there
We came from the noble place
Because we got word
From the information broker
That we need to head to the
Talenta plains
The Talenta, the Polenta
Talenta yeah
Do you know why you're heading there?
Because the gar clan
Had something missing
Or did someone go missing?
Someone got kidnapped
Someone got kidnapped, got it
I also have the D'ryan family
Ruby and gold pocket watch
Also
Korob
Dragonborn being hunted by the
Klaue
The emerald Klaue
As a group
Of evil
Archivizers
That are trying to track Korob
Those are the war souls, the barbarians
Part of Kis Klan
Evil, dumb, driving hunters
So yeah we got the quest
From the information broker
To go help out the gar clan
Which is in the Talenta plains
We needed a way to get over there
Which is why we went to the noble
O'ryan, O'ryan or Do'ryan?
The O'ryan
The O'ryan family
To ask for passage because they
Ran the magical light rail
System
And
We also
Told them that
Information about one of their
Family members which we stumbled upon
We didn't know one of their family members went missing
Well we did because we found our pocket watch
Raiden
But besides the point
We got a fuck ton of money
Because of that
And now we are
We just did
Shopping
And we're about to head out
We just did shopping
We'll do bronze inside to get inspiration
Instead of you Jaylen
Since you kept shopping episode
So bronze
While you're on the side you got your item
You can tell them what you got
You'll probably see it
Do you need water?
Not the shoes I got the cloak
So while you were off doing that
You had a meeting with
An associate of the house of shadows
By the name of Luthor
Luthor? Yes
I gotta find my damn notes
There we go
I got four right here and he's in
My group
Bam you need water bronson?
Yes please
Luthor
Luthor Shadowbreaker
Who's a
Does he
Run one of the houses?
No he
He's just a member of the house but a high ranking member
Of the house
Roll me a history check and see how much you would know
Okay
Save that
Hmm
So you said history?
Mm hmm
22 baby
Oh yeah
That guy is uh
You know he's up there in ranking as far as
Being a powerful wizard but he's also
Someone heavily involved in the house of shadow
Oh lint uh was it
Linchpin
Got it
Because you're also how you know he's
He's um
Someone to usually send in to clean up messes
Like a cleaner?
Well so yeah
So then my first question is why is he
What mess am I part of that he needs to clean up
Would probably be my first question
He says just keep a look out
Um I've seen we heard
Rumblings of your uh actions of the vampire
So we might have a mission for you in the future
Take out a potential threat
Whatever the house needs
There's a war forced
Excuse me
That we might want to take advantage of at some point
His name is Jacoba
Okay
J-A-C-O-B-A
J-A-A-J-A-A
K-O-B-A
J-A-A-K-O-B-A-H
Okay
Is this just Bronson home?
Okay I just want to make sure I'm not missing anything
And he says I need to take care of or make use of
Um we'll see how
We're going to monitor his progress but he's an interesting
Creature he's more advanced than the rest of them are
And the boss wants to make use of
Hey stop eating those flowers
That's what the boss says
The boss says hey
As he shoots the cat away from his desk
Fucking asshole
There he has a cat I would imagine
Oh yeah it's definitely a black cat
He's a wizard yeah he's like you little shit
I have a bunch of fucking cats
Whatever you're needing me
I'm going to take care of them
But
We'll be in touch
I just do a graceful bow
And slink my way out of there
He just walks back and kind of just fades away
Still cool as shit every time
Does he bite his lip or chicken dinner?
Just walks away eye contact disappears
And we'll make my way back to them
Whatever shenanigans they've been getting up to
While I'm out
I think we're leaving the blacksmith
You catch me catching a ride on her
I have a very regal look
Like this is my carriage
As you walk around
I forgot to mention I did get a ring
My animal ring
A plane
We should get the
Feature for you mounted combatant
Be a good one
It's battle buddy formation
Oh he likes mounting things
Alright so you guys just left
The blacksmith and then
He looked over and then all of a sudden
Your friends there like what
She's all of a sudden just next to you
Where the fuck did you come from?
Are you wearing a new item?
I just slowly dragged that
The hood down like do I look good?
Do I look fresh?
Try to you know keep my cloak
Up on par
Harun like runs over with him on his back still
Not as bent over
To watch out for him
Just excited to see you and wants the good come over
And try to like glomp you
Wearing a fancy looking robe
I'm like awkwardly putting my hands out
Like definitely not a hugger like
Just like give you like a best pat
What's the robe that we saw at the
At the place?
At the high elfs
Maybe
It's that one
It is that one
I'll talk with Sulu, what race are you again?
I'm an elf
You don't know that
She has yet to tell us
Well we don't know what kind of elf
The lady doesn't tell okay
At that point it doesn't really matter
I know all I need to know
Harun is giving you a hug
He looks pretty
I see you're good looking
Oh you couldn't afford me
We have the same job
And I wake in and turn around
I say the word for money in elvish
I just give you a little
Slow clap
What is it money?
Money
I don't know what the word is but I told you
I don't know
I mean it sounds different
He's going to keep trying
He's not going to give up
Trust me you're going to want to pay me after this
I honestly doubt that
To go away?
I flick you a copper
Does that stop the antics?
I want to try to catch it with my teeth
Roll me an acrobat
Dexterity?
Dexterity
What's higher?
Your athletics or your acrobatics?
Athletics
See how athletically you do this
You're also on Harun's back
When you're trying to do this
24
Aiming for his forehead too
He butts Harun up like a horse
And just
I catch it and I'm like
What the fuck
Well I'm going to
Also while next to
Siafra
Reach back behind me and be like
Yeah I'm going to pull off my sword really fast
And just show it to you
Can I inspect it?
In between this and the sheath
Okay perfect
As he slices him in two
Want me to slide a hand real quick?
Alright
I think you thought about
He's excited
He's a young boy
Natural 20
You just see a sword and you're like
It's ready to cut a hair off
Of some bangs
Trimmed up
And I'm like look
And then I'm like
Just going to gently like two fingers
Pull it
Hold the sword and inspect it
Harun my friend
Let us not be showing off our weapons
In public
Are you going to hold that?
Let us not be showing off our weapons in public
You guys are a fucking flex man
That's true Harun did not think about that
It's a plus two sword
So it's a really well made elvish sword
With like elvish encryptions on it
Switched out from the staff
I got a plus one
Or plus two shield
And a nice little ring
Spent a lot of our money but
We definitely needed some boosting
Looking this good ain't cheap
I know the pain
I have a plus two sword and shield
Zero for it
I'm going to get out of the city and be on our way
I have something
Fun to show you
I don't know if I like your guys' sense of fun
I feel a little
A lot of enough estrogen in this group
For me to have that fun
It has nothing to do with you and your parts
It has something to do with
Our new toys that we have prepared
Okay I'm just going to
Please explain more
Our robot friend doesn't know what
Estrogen is
It's another kind of war forged
Funny
It's another robot?
We'll put a pin in that one for later
Okay
I've seen plenty of those estrogens walking
Around the city you just don't know that they were there
Oh it's sneaky
Okay well
Continue
And I kind of like lean in
A little bit with like a hush tone
I cannot bring it out
In public
Are you shy?
Honey it's everybody
Hi
I can't fucking stand you
We should be on our way
Hate fuck hate fuck
Just to piss off him
Whatever your characters do I can't control
Wait you are the one that
Does sort of
He just does the whole constitution show
I just wanted to hate fuck
What are we doing?
Roll for hate fuck
I guess that's
Constitution or dexterity
Well depends on how much hate you put into it
How much love you put into it
How much salt do you need
Is there anything else that we need to do before we head out?
I think we're ready to head out
I'm ready for the next job
Alright let's head out
What was that light rail called again?
So you would know
If it was called a lightning rail?
It's a magic one
I instantly winked at the camera
Go ahead and roll me a history check to remember where it is
We were just there
Exactly but
It's not there
It's a four
A lightning rail?
Did they say it?
Did you say that out loud?
Oh yeah I said it
I tried to remember too
Go ahead and roll see who can remember
I'm going to roll a natural 20
I'm not going to waste my roll
It's on the upper level
Could I use the lid here?
Oh yeah that's right
There's a lower level, there's the mid level
There's a couple different levels
The high under the sky
Did I keep the picture of it?
That's right because we had to go to the second level
To get to the high elf shop
And then we went to the lower level because of the mid shop
I'm going to send it to the group chat
So you guys can see the layers of it
You can kind of get an idea how big this city is
I did forget that this was a layered city
This is interesting to think about
It is
This place is fucking gigantic
I'm saying it in the chat right now
Like floors?
Yeah so there's the lower city
Which is at the lower part of the tower
Then there's the mid city
And then there's the sky
Why is the book right here?
Let me pull that out
Did you do it on Discord?
Oh I should have done it on Discord
I think you sent it
No I think you might have sent it to our other chat
I'll put it in Discord too
Just so that way we have it in here
I'm just smart
That is awesome
The cogs
Yeah you guys see all that shit?
It is there
So Harun made a map
You made multiple pages of maps
Harun I'm telling you you're walking around
It's a good thing I used up all that extra time I had in the morning
Yeah please just fuck it
I'm a fucking cartographer
Homeboy is perceiving
So Harun, I think you'd be the best person for this question
Where is that lightning room that we were at before?
I thought your campaign was called the war dogs
Oh did I put in the wrong one?
You put it in the apocalypse campaign
Whoops
Is that the upper city?
It's the mid city
We're in the lower?
Yeah we're in the lower
My character doesn't remember exactly where it is
Oh ok so yeah
City of the dead?
What the fuck
An acropolis
Yeah so you guys can go to the upper city
Oh the upper city?
Oh see that's what I was thinking
Usually like the
Those are closer to the actual sky itself
Because that's where they take off from
You have a city also
You know also as well like the higher you get up in the city
The nicer it starts to get
That's usually where the more money is
You know
The higher it is the higher the class
There is also more guards
Yeah and high elves are
That's where you guys were earlier with the high elves
The high elves are in the upper city because
Why would they be lower?
Why would they be below?
Facts
I ain't never heard more facts in my life
True
I just remembered I got to cross out speak selfish on Nix's notes
So I think our robot friend is the best guy to guide his back
Our guide is back
Nix is guiding his guy
And you're like I know where it is
Onwards and I'm pointing
Oh yeah that's right you also are on the edge
Natural 20
I'm going to just be trotting along
Alright yeah so you guys
Oh yeah
It would be funny if I'm trotting along
And I'm like holding the map for him to look at
And then he tells me where to go
Alright so you guys are at the upper city in about 20-30 minutes
My tongue tones
And
You see like this giant light loading station where lightning wheels are coming in on this track of just floating magic lightning and loons coasting on
And people are just boarding
And you see ticket booths
People unloading cargo and putting stuff in
So you guys going to be like
I'm going to go to the top
Are you
So you guys going to approach ticket booth
There's a captain kind of ordering people like where to put in some cargo for
Looks like a little cargo area
What race is the captain
He's an elf
Just a regular elf
I'm not going to lie I figure out how many elves that were around to read me my character
You're just hard all the time
Does anybody else want to talk to him
He's an older looking elf
Who's kind of just directing and unloading
Some people
I'm down on my kind around here
I'm just going to like stretch my dance
I'm like trying to prep myself for the talk
I'm going to zip this down a little bit
So I'm going to leave my hood down
As I approach and what not
Hello Hi
Turn around and press the guard spell
Yes
Where are you off to
Kind of looks you up and down
Wherever you're going
I'm like jester over to her room
Please stop I'm a little lost
He helps me
Where was the master taking us again
Where do we need to go
The upper city
The
The polenta plains
Northeast
The memory of a damn goldfish
Can we go to the polenta plains
Do you have a ticket
I'd love to get a ticket but
You look like you know what's going on around here
Could you help me out
We got free passage
Do I remember that
You were there
Was I there
So then I would pull this pass out
I don't have it with me now
Did you guys get anything from the Alden
We did
What did you guys get from him
It's been so long since I've been in this campaign
I believe we talked to his helper
Was it Vista
I believe we talked to Vista
The shirtless man
The captain's like so do you have a ticket
How are you getting on board
Kind of go to the post office
Are you paying with something else
I'm so flustered
And I'm like we're going to pull out this note
This shows that we have the passage
He just kind of looks at it and he's like
The Alden seal
How did you get this
Lady has her secrets
How many are you aborting
Five, six
There's five of us
Five
I'm so sorry
I'm full play in the dicks right now
Go ahead and roll in performance
See how well he's buying
Performance
You have to be touching the reguidance
Are you going to molest me
Are you going to let him touch you
I'm going to definitely jump
He's touching me
And then it's a what a plus
D4
You rolled D4 do it
Did you know we can pin stats now
You can pin stats on D2
That's pretty cool
That's a 16
He's kind of just
Looking at you in certain ways
You're like oh yeah
Easy prey
He's like
Get on board
And uh
You might be on guard duty
So
Just in case
Me? I'm on guard duty?
No no no now they need you a little flour like you
Thank goodness
Oh they got supplies
No no do you have any cargo we can carry for you
I'm going to gesture to the rest of them
Please help them
They carried everything for me
Can I try to hand him nicks
He's like
No I don't want your child
I'm okay
He's a good boy
Wait is this an elvish
Oh my god
Then I don't know if I know the luggage thing
I'm going to get a
Who are we
I'm looking real confused
As he's lifting me up
Come on boys let's go
Get on board
Just chuckling to myself
He's going to grab your shoulder real quick
He's like sometimes
We can't take you all the way to the
Plains the lightning rails only go so far
That's good enough
But just so you know
Sometimes we do encounter
Robbers on the way there so
We have our own guards but just
To be on the safe side
I don't want to look like you guys are a strong strapping budget
I have more
More faith
Than you could imagine of having safe travels
Well being the captain quarter
If you feel frightened at all or need some company
Oh you're too much
I jabbed Lizogna get a load of this shit
Over here still laughing my ass off about everything
Nick says no idea what's going on
This isn't going to be one of those
Murder mystery planes
Of trains is he
I would hope not
I would pull my hood up and then go onto the train
He's going to look around like uh
Whoa uh
Gone
What was your lady friend's name again
As I pat Lizogna on the back I board the train
I think you read too many books
Her name was B
Yeah B
Okay thank you I'll look out for B
I don't know that at all
Laughing
Okay
Uh here let me find your picture of the lightning rail
These things are pretty cool looking
Let me find you a picture
The standard
The standard card
Yep
Actually there's a picture of kind of what it looks like
Yeah okay
So that's kind of
So that's lightning
Okay
So yeah that does look similar to the picture I posted
Okay
So it's just like a train just coursing
With like magical lightning
I think
I found the picture that's actually
Yep
Got it
Yeah lightning rails uh
Yeah you got some in there
So uh let's see
He will take you too
So you guys are in Sharn
Right here
The planes are all the way the fuck over here
Got it
So you can either
So Sharn you have to go down here
You have to get to here
So is that red line
The rail line
Yes but they don't
Kind of but
You don't go to the moorland so they can only take you so far
And uh this train
Only take you up to
You guys didn't ask where it would take you
You go?
The captain did tell you he couldn't take you that far
And you didn't ask how far you could go
I'm going I'm getting into the car cause either way I'm gonna get in this car
But I'll ask around
So right now you don't know where it's stopping
What kind of folks are on
This landing room with us
Mostly elves like um
You know that these
Are
So these are
A little expensive depending on where you're going
So you know
This is more so people like with
Some money
Because these rides aren't cheap
I'm gonna go and try to
Find basically what I assume
Is like the ticket master of the train
Like that's near the
First class and like ask them like so what's
The final stop of this train
He's kind of just taking tickets like oh we're going all the way
All the way to Threen
Threen? Do we know where that is? Yeah here
You're good you're good
Here it's right here
You guys are going to
Threen so you guys are going here
So we're still gonna have to cross on foot
Through the morn land or whatever
Or go around it it's not recommended you go in there
You can
What do you come out in one piece
Or if you come out in one piece Yeah it's gonna be rough
We're not high enough levels for this area
What's that from?
Is that fate?
Oh my god
I love fate
It was fate for me and you
Whoa whoa whoa
I swear to god that there's a murder on this
God damn train
Don't say nothing to me ever again
I have a knife sticking out of my
Chest but I'm fine
They're like damn it
So we're trying to figure out who tried to stab
And who were they trying to get
Trying to reach past you
I would like to
As I'm looking at this now
I'd like to try to find
An empty
Sleeping car
Like a room
Just like a guy parked like a cranny of my own
Do you guys have a reserved car for yourselves?
Mmhmm
So you guys have a room for yourselves
It's a middle of a cramped but you guys have a room
Okay
Is it like a four bunk like room situation?
So I'm definitely gonna like
Check through everything see if there's anything left behind
From the last people or what's in the rooms
Kind of take a check of everything that's in it
Go ahead and let me investigate
Investigation you say?
Mmhmm
Floating
There's dice right there
Yeah I know
But I don't remember what my process are yet
He's horrid
It's a plus six come on help me out here
Oh my god a 24
Oh yeah
It's a brand new clean car
You know that
People used to pay pretty good money to ride on these
So they would keep you in some like top shape
So you don't really find anything but everything's like super clean
You can tell that all this is like freshly pressed
And well done
You know like what is the nicest place
Like this is actually the ends we stay in
I'm gonna try to find my way over to the
Quarters and try to clean my spot as well
Is it like a four bunk situation?
Yeah
There's only four beds in there for the five of you
I am quickly
Without even talking to you guys cleaning one of the top
Bucks
It's just immediately already through the luggage right
On the ground
I'm not even asking just cleaning it
She's always sitting on top of it
Putting up pictures and shit
For the ride like this is mine
I'm gonna say we could split
Three and three if we want to make it even
Just have one extra bunk for random shit
I mean
Unless you want to try to really crank five into a room
What I was gonna say do you need to sleep?
Not really I just
Powered down a corner so I'd be fine
Actually
There's only five of us
The only person that needs to sleep is Harun
Does Harun want a bunk?
If Harun wants a bunk we'll get another room
The only person that needs to sleep here
No you can't get another room
All these carts are already bought and paid for
Makes sense
Harun will just end up whenever you guys are done
Just go into power sleep mode
In front of the door
This is literally on guard at all times
He just standing in front of the door
Hopefully they don't come behind me
Is there a window to the door?
Oh there is a window
Can I go to sleep mode while facing out?
You also didn't notice when you were checking
The windows have little runes on them
I would love to
Go
I'll point it out to
Where you're the most magically inclined
I know it's not gonna be great
I'm gonna try to investigate or try to
See if I can ascertain what
Arcane knowledge or whatever
That I have to see what the runes are
For
You're just like, oh those runes are right there
You don't really
You don't really know
If I had some more magically inclined I would know
I'll take a look at it
While in Arcana check
See that's what, oh Arcana
That's actually unproficient, guidance
God damn
You can get those out of the way now
Yeah, turns into a
15 though
Wait, 4, 6
Oh sorry, no I'm high
11
You're like
This is some sort of magic
I don't know what kind of magic
You're like, this is magic, you're right, this is magic
As they're looking at the panes
Of the windows
I'm just gonna pop in between them
You're supposed to be looking out there
Not down there
And then while he just says that I'm just gonna go into
Like a meditation state for 10 minutes
And then cast
Detect magic
So do I see them do this?
Yeah they're just kinda looking and then he's just like
I wanna try to make a check on it
You're just like, what are you guys looking at?
You're like, Oppies I wanna see
While I'm in this
I just don't wanna spend the spell slot
Yeah that's fine, you can just stand there for 10 minutes
Yeah
It's an arcana check
Um, that is an 18
Yeah so um
You know this is probably some sort of like protection seal
Okay
Yeah so just so y'all know
The smart, the dumbest gnome
Is smarter than the dumbest elf
Okay, well
Anyways, my panes, my hand and the dagger
How good is the protection?
Can you test it for me?
I can tell you it's protection, you're free to test it
Unless I get a reward
I'm gonna flip the dagger back
Wrong price
What up?
What's up Deans?
Oh they're recording?
Nah yeah
Harun come here, I need you to do something for me
Real quick
Hey what is it?
Ew
Do you wanna be a big help?
Maybe
I'm immediately stepping to the other side of the room
Like I'm getting distanced
But I wanna see what happens
Can you tap that seal right there?
Just tap it
The window? Yep, the window
I'm like slowly closing the doors
He taps it
I'm on the other side
I'll like start tapping on the glass a little bit
I'm sitting there and just meditating bro for a minute
Nothing happens
He's just tapping it, nothing happens
Am I doing it right?
I'm gonna open the door
Hit Nix's shoulder
You leave him alone
You want the help
You want him to do what you want
That's help
He is great help
That's what you pay the help for
He's not the help
Who is getting paid?
I think you're leading too much into the character of the highlight
I don't get this
I'm gonna like slowly exhale
I'm hungry
I'm gonna walk out too
And say
Hiddlif, I can please a woman
I'm gonna high five him
Yeah
I'm just flabbergasted
What the fuck just happened
Flabbergasted, a little jealous
That's the only verge of stay in the room
When I walk out
He's still meditating
He's like, everybody's gone
I'm like, I'm gonna walk out
I'm gonna walk out
Everybody's gone
While I'm sitting there for the next 10 minutes
So are you staying in the room or are you gonna leave?
I'm gonna tap Wazogna on my shoulder to try and get him out of his state
Go ahead and roll me a concentration
See if you stay concentrated
I won't give myself guidance on this
It's a 19
Yeah, so you try to wake him
But he's focused on trying to do this
You're like, ehh
Up to you if you want to do it
I just throw my hands in the air
I have a quill
I pull out a little piece of paper from my bag
And I write down
We went to eat
And I put it down on the floor
In front of him
And I go and I fucking go to the dining hall
Do I see you write this at all?
How quickly after I call you
You already left
I want to make sure he would have known
He's a virgin
He wouldn't have known
He's in deep meditation right now
So it's been 10 minutes
You wake up and you're the only one there
I have detect magic on now for the next 10 minutes
So I want you to tell me every fucking thing I see
So the window is glowing
What's the school of magic?
That?
I get to know the school of magic that it's in
With detect magic
What kind of school is the protection spell?
Or...
If you sense magic
You can use your action to see the
Faint aura around a visible creature
An aura and you learn it's full of magic
Is it
Alteration or divination?
Alteration one of those, yeah
Something like that
But you know
It's like a protection room
I'm going to see the note
That they left like
Oh, looks like they went to lunch
I'm a little hungry too
I'm going to make my way to the dining
Cart inspecting
Any magical cool items that might be
On the way to the dining
As you pass by
There's two guards and both
Their swords are glowing
That's pretty cool but I'm not even going to
Look and see what that does
And then you get to the dining cart
You see your friends sitting together
And their objects are glowing because they're magic
Any particular people in the dining cart?
What's the range on it?
It's like 30 feet?
30 feet, yeah
And then you see more guards
There's a guard at each end
And their swords are glowing
Alright, now I'll make my way back to these guys
What food
Is there? What do we have?
There's the standard, there's like roasts
There's vegetables, potatoes, mead
They have
It's like fish and other random assorted meats
Tons of bread
A few pastries
Alright
You can tell this is a fancier ride
Than you've ever been on
You notice most of the people there
Are a lot more well dressed than all of you
Save for the elf who's a
Elegant elf woman
Well, I'm uh
Haroon, honey, could you give me some food?
I'm just gonna sit down at the table and patiently wait
Food?
Yeah! And I'm gonna go over
And like randomly pick items
That might not necessarily go together
Come back with an apple, a chicken
And some grapes
I'm not even gonna question it
Just gonna start picking at the grapes
Grapes
Did I do good?
You always do good, honey
Yay!
I'm gonna go sit back down
Just so y'all are aware
The School of Magic, it was like a protection barrier
On that window from earlier
Just so y'all are aware
Thank you, Lizako
I know, it's insane
And uh, if y'all are interested
I know you guys
They got nice swords
And I can give a little wink
I'm like leaning like, how nice
They're glowing right now
How long does it look? Are they glowing?
Um, not to you
How long does that last you?
10 minutes
As you're talking, you see another patron
Walk in and you see like
Something on his hand is glowing
What do I see on the man himself?
Like, what does he look like?
He's a noble
He's a noble, he's wearing like some chains
And like gold rings
And you notice that one of the rings is glowing
I'll give it a little glance
Over to see Yofra
And then just kinda like
Give it a little head nod
I'm gonna immediately try to focus on Liz
He just, well he has multiple rings
So he has like rings
Like he has rings on his hands and chains
His gaudy appearance
If I was to look for like the one that looks like
He has the most value on his hand
Cause like, remember he's talking about glowing
So he has multiple, like some of them have diamonds, some of them have rubies
This guy is like
My aura is like glowing off this person
Okay, so I wouldn't be able to specify
Well you know that um
Well you know you saw that one of his rings
Oh, one of his rings? Okay
Which ring?
He's kinda like a
Let's see
These know his hand
That is a one, so could be
One of the fingers
You're like, it's a shiny ring, you're like
Son of a bitch
They're all shiny
Just gonna like huff and like try to hide my disappointment
He was like walking this way, I was looking that way
My right, my left
It's not the time or place anyways
So everyone keeps saying that
We should be expecting trouble
Now to hear that
The training guards are well equipped
Something tells me that this sort of thing happens often
What do you think that we'll be finding out here in the Plains?
Uh
I say, let me check
I'm gonna look out the window
You guys are about to leave, so you're still on
Nothing yet
I believe that Talenta Plains is by the morning
So
I would hope it's
It's close to where you know the
The W.A.R. happened
I think so
The W.A.R. happened
Yes, we were in that
Yeah, yeah, so it's like
We don't use that word though
We start aggressively
Like very aggressively head nodding
To Haroon
You might want to get that checked out
You're moving a little
But yeah, it was, you know the morning happened
Right next to the Talenta Plains
So it's like
You don't, we could be expecting
A lot of bad things like we saw earlier
Well I suppose so
I just want to be
On the lookout
For particular groups
Profiling?
I don't imagine that very many undead
Would still be around with bandits
In the aftermath where
Conflict are always ever present
Especially with such
Esteemed, and I put an air quote
Esteemed guests
I'm not paying him any mind
I'm just eating my grapes
But I mean we could expect
Anything, you know, you can never expect
The unexpected so
I'm always ready
But he did say something that
We might have to take guard
You guys did pick up on that
But we should probably tell you, we might have to do
Some guard duty while we're here
Well that should not be expected of us
I think that the man just misspoke
Because there are guards here
We weren't hired on as guards
Did you guys check the note you guys were giving?
He told me I don't have to
So I'm eating grapes like this
Well you still have the note
I'm not looking at it
No one to give you guys
Can I see that note that you got for the camp site?
Hold it over my shoulder
What does it say?
In elvish I'm presuming
It says that you guys are
Grabbed a passage in a car
And can
Act as guards because you guys are
Mercenaries
So we can act as guards
When called upon
So when the captain asks us
I understand
So we may
Have to
You may have to
I mean what was
What was the W.A.R.
If not just sitting around and being guards
All the time
It was a lot of things for me other than
It was a lot of things
I mean there was a lot of things
I was a medic but you know until somebody got hurt
We killed a lot of people
Lazark no
You just start staring at a thousand miles
Staring to the wall
Yeah he was doing the opposite
Did Harun learn how to spell?
What?
Yeah
Whispers whispers
He's
He's rolling an intelligence roll to see if he can
Figure it out
Let's see
Are we about to see PTSD Harun?
Yeah
After my thousand miles there I look up to you
And I'm like
We did a lot more than that
My hands started shaking
It was very bad
I will admit we lost a lot of good people
What's everyone's passive perception?
14
18 yeah
16
Most of you guys don't really know but Harun is
Trying to sneak out
Harun where you going bud?
He's just like
I need a load time
Alright
I'm like whispering
To Zanya
Yes
Harun is going to go back to the room
I've never heard of him
Wanting to go off alone
He learns something every day
Do you guys worry
That he has too much consciousness?
I think being around us
Makes him have a screw loose
What if like
Warfords just put their minds together and overthrow the world?
I doubt it
I hate the way you think I'm going to slowly put on my hood
And follow Harun but I'm going to sneak
I'm going to go back to the room
Because now I am worried
Self check
What if they create
Like some kind of
Advanced artificial intelligence
I don't know it's going to be weird
I think you read too many books
I don't read
Hold on think about this
Is he not already artificial intelligence?
Because he's not a conscious being
But he does his own things
He does his own things
25
I don't know how to make one of those things
I'm just putting out thoughts
His passports being a little creepy
He's being followed
He doesn't even know
I think any Warforged is about as
As animate as this lightning rail that we are on
I don't know Harun do some weird things
It shows like
He's thinking about things a lot
He made us a man
Harun is
Went back into the room
And just
Shut down
I'm going to wait for like
5-10 minutes to see if he's like
Moving or anything
What the fuck is going on
I can hear
While I'm asleep
I'm sneaking though
Yeah he rolled 25
Go ahead and roll it
Save you see me
You have to roll like a Matt 20 perfection
I think he has to roll at
Disadvantage
Is the lightning rail moving now?
Yeah it's been moving
It started moving a little while ago
You were just like huh
And you look out the window and you're like oh we're in this guy
On the rail
You guys also didn't ask how long it would take to get there
I was going to go and ask somebody
I was going to go next though
I was going to give a shave since I'm going to go get some meat
I'm going to
Sit back in the seat take my hood off and act like
I never left and just keep eating
I go to the bar and order some
Two bottles
I'm still sitting at the table enjoying
My fish and pastries
And when I see her pop back up
You're full of shit you know that
Well everyone
Gets full at some point and you
Let it go and eat
Bottles are going to cost you five more
I cannot stand here
Alright go ahead and mark it off
You get two bottles of meat
Okay and this is
Good good meat right?
It's like a
It's like about that
Big of a bottle
And you're like oh it's so crisp
You're like oh my god
I weigh 50 pounds that's going to destroy me
So are you drinking both or are you going to drink
I'm going to drink
A quarter of my first and then start walking around the drink
Alright go ahead and roll your constitution
Because this is a
Primo stuff that you have
You're going to brown bag it
One of the guards stopped you
He was like uh those drinks are only
For the dining cart
17 Yeah so you're still good
The guard's like those we refer
To the dining cart we don't want any spills
Okay okay
I'm going to drink the whole thing
Shit
Alright go make constitution there you slammed the first one
19
Yeah you just slam and you're like AHHHH
The guard's just like
Alright alright
I give him a head tap and then I walk off
And I want to go explore
Alright just make sure you don't drink that
In the halls
Yep and then is there a door that closes behind me
There is but
There's also a guard on each side
Do I think that
Second guard would have hurt me
You're a little inebriated so
What's the layout of the second room I'm in
So like right now
Are you going back to where he's going
I'm just walking around I'm exploring
So right now so you're going back towards
That way or the opposite direction
Okay so you're going towards the cargo area
Okay
Yeah I'll check out
I see the second guard
How about how far is he away from me
He's on the other side of the door
How many feet oh like on the other side
Yeah like he
The door opens and he holds it up for you and just kind of like lets you in
Okay okay then I get to the end of
That hallway and then I try to
Sneak slam my second bottle
Go ahead
And go ahead and roll me constitution
There
Oh man I keep rolling so well
Alright 25
You see him kind of closing doors
Like don't tell me what to do
You're fully hammered but you're like
I ain't no bitch
Alright yeah now I'm just going to walk around and try to find things around the place
So you manage to get like
Towards the last two cars so you're in like
The cargo room
And like it's gigantic
There's a bunch of stuff there so people are probably bringing stuff
Shipping stuff
There's a lot of crate slot stuff I tapered off
And there are guards in there as well
People kind of just going through and like doing inventory
And so I'm like what do you
Are you
One of the help
I mean what kind of help do you need
Uh
Well we're just uh
Securing all the doors right now
Oh well that does sound like a fun job and I immediately walk out
Hahahaha
He just looks like
Who is that guy
Hahahaha
Alright I guess I just walk the other direction
To the other end of the train
What the hell is happening I want to keep a bead on the guy with all the
Like over the top
I'll see where he sits
I'll try to keep a bead on him so I know where he is
He sat down with some others that were also kind of dressed all gaudy
And just going to
Try to you know eavesdrop a little bit
And what not
Just be in there
So he just has a plate full of food
He's eating
Go to him for a step and see if you can hear anything he's talking about
Can I find the kitchen
Yeah it's in the dining car after
After him
That's not great
12
Uh you just hear him talking about how he's rich
And loving life
Kind of just bragging to it they're all kind of just bragging
To each other about how rich they are
At this point I've
Eaten three plates of food
And I'm like
I am not used to
The forest and I am taking full
Advantage of this train ride
How bad do I want this rain
So do I walk
Do I have to walk past the dining hall again
How many people are in there
There's about 15 people in there
15?
Alright so I cast my magical
My gnome magical
Awareness
Is that my gnome or is my
Barbarian
From what
It's barbarian my bad
Cause at this point
I'm drunk and I'm curious and I see a lot of rich people
Drunk and curious yeah
Curious yeah
So yeah uh
I can see
Within 60 feet of me
Any concentration magic or magical
Items
You see the items on your party
And you see um I'm one of the
Rich guys you see his ring
I walk up
To homeboy
I'm just watching this
In full amazement
Ready for shit to happen just eating
High crepes
So it's like a bunch of
What you assume they're like higher up
Or normal or something cause they all have like a lot of jewelry on
They're talking amongst themselves they're dressed in
Like the finest garbs
Super gaudy
They're higher up
It's assumed they're you know they're high elves
Well you don't speak
Is there any female
High elves in there? There are two
Okay okay do they have men that they
Are sitting next to? Well there's
Two men and two women there so two
Okay oh and one of the guys with
The ring is one of those men? Yeah
Okay yeah I can look at them
And it's like hey what's up people
They kinda just look at you and kinda like shoe you
Away
You're gonna shoe me? The fuck is
This? Are you fucking crazy?
And I started getting ramped up and I'm about
To put his hand on you and was like you wanna calm
Down there? Yeah yeah no you're right
You're right and then I walk off and I go down
The hall and you see him
Next to you and the sword and the sword he has his magic
As well
I hate you grapes cause this is ass shit
You see the sword and you're like you know
What I got? I
Not even do that when he pops out his sword I slowly look
Him down and I smile I give him a little
Smirk and walk off
Like a little you ain't shit
And then I walk off
And then yeah I go down the other way
Alright now you're getting towards like the
The
Train cars where all the bed cars
Are Okay yeah I just lay down
At this point And you're going to the
Kitchen
I'm gonna find the kitchen
And be like and just what time is it
Is it like lunch time I'm assuming right now?
So you're probably getting ready for dinner? No it's about
Dinner time right now. What's about dinner time?
So is he getting ready to cook dinner or was that
The dinner? That was dinner yeah. You guys came out
At dinner time. Alright I'm gonna look over at the
Chef and be like hey yo chef
That was some good stuff
But if you you know you need some help
Cooking you let me know I've heard
My family's gumbo recipes
To die for
He's a
High elf and he comes up to you and says
I didn't think your
People knew how to cook elegant
Like we did
What is gumbo?
Yeah let me trust you honey if you ain't
Tried gumbo you ain't no good cooking that's all
I gotta say about it
You can ask my grandma about that
I've cooked the finest
Of ingredients so if you could
Show me something that's simple like you could make then
We'll see
Have you ever had garlic bread?
Is that just garlic and bread?
It's more than that honey
I am not your honey
It's more of a thing that my family like to say
In the moose knuckle style
Are you from those
Lower lands?
If you're referring from the south yes
I am from the south of
Where you're from I'm assuming
That's where that accent's from
It is from the south
As all this is going on after finishing my fifth
Plate of food I'm gonna go up to
Guard and ask him
Pardon me but where is
When is the last stop on this line?
Umm
About a week and a half we're making a few stops in between
Which stop were you interested in?
The last
Thrain? I suppose
Yeah about a week and a half I see
Well
If you need any help
During all of this
I'm not assuming that anything were
To happen but if it were
Myself and my
Let's call them compatriots
Are more than willing to help in the defense
Of this vessel
Are you guys
Mercenaries of sorts?
I pat
My bow that is still
Slung across my chest
We are
People
That you want on your side
Experienced
Oh are you the party the captain told us about?
I believe so
The Alden said that we would have some extra help
Ah that would be us
Oh boy and is that little one
One of you?
He is and he gets a little
Rambunctious but
Bit of a short temper on that one
Ah you're telling me
He means well though
He almost got
In trouble messing with the Alden's brother
Ah oh
No doubt
Well I'll tell you this
While he does
Have a bit of a temper
He and I have operated together
For very many years
Well very many as far as
The other forms of life
That's not
Not very long in terms of us
But he can hold his own
This I can assure you
He can hold his liquor because he was holding it real well
I thought he was going to puke
I say that he can hold his own better than his liquor
Oh wow
I'm 50 pounds
I'm pokedo
You go back
You find Harun's kind of just sitting there
In like a sentry mode
Which one are you taking?
I poke Harun first
You poke Harun? Yeah Harun's kind of just not moving
I poke harder
Mmm
Yes?
What? Did he say that?
I slap him
Wait what did he say?
Bitch
No I said yes
He has a back hand
That's
Nothing
I've never really seen you sleep
And then I just go lay down
So there's the two bottom boys and the top boy?
I take the bottom one
I was going to say there's Sio for his top bunk
That she climbs in
It's just pretty much silent
Are you going to get the one below Sio for her?
Babe that's the closest one to the door
Probably
Yeah
You be underneath
Is everybody in there?
No just him
I'm sleeping now, I walked around this train
I didn't see anything fun
I'm just waiting for everyone to be there
Y'all are just talking to the guard
Getting some information
While you're in the kitchen
And then you are
Just kind of keeping a beat on that rich guy
Seeing mannerisms and what not
Would I have overheard
This conversation with the guard of who
That man was
100% because you were trying to listen in on the
Yeah that's fair
I bought my 82nd
Yacht this week
No
That's good
I think that's 23
You hear that you're like
That's an important man
I'll put it in my notes, what was his name again?
So you didn't get his name but you know that's the Alden's brother
Alden's brother
Yeah so the Alden's the guy who was in charge of the rail
The guy who gave you free passage
Caden?
No the Alden D.R. Ryan
Which is the guy who was in charge
He's the head of the household of the R.I.N
I think Caden
Was the guy that helped us out at the end
Yeah
Caden's nephew
Yeah Caden was his nephew
So he's the one that is in charge of the house
And is really high up noble
Really important powerful man
This is his brother
Who you would assume is part of the family
He's probably also really high up there noble
See if you can get more money
And after I
You know have my little conversation
I get my information from the guard
I go back and
Sit with Sio for a
Well
It's going to be about a week for us to get
To the end of the line
Ooh
I don't want to be too bad in living like this
I mean
They keep making the food the same way I have nothing to complain about
I agree
So like
We'll lob another grape in
Anything's better than
Military rations
Jerky
I don't mind hunting but
The stuff that they gave us
Wasn't the best
As you guys are talking
You hear a knock at your old door
As you see one of the
Elf workers
So we
Are closing up for the night
We are doing last night
We are closing up for the night
We are doing last call on drinks
For the day
Um
And then unless you guys are farting
Um
Unless we're farting? What are you saying?
Are you guys part of the guard?
I was told that you guys were the adventurers
That would be us
Are any of you working the night shift?
I'm going to pop back
About asleep mode
Be like hello I am here to serve
You have your first volunteer
Just kind of freaks out
Ah
I'm from the bed
Ah
Well if we're
Working the night shift I can
Direct you to the
The guard captain and he can tell you
Where you'll be posted
I'll go with her room
Alright
I love the guards
Are you going to make your gumbo or are you going to
I was going to say
If you need me to cook I can cook
But you know
I don't want you touching these instruments with those
You have garlic from the truck?
I do have some garlic actually
From my
Father's care package that he gave me
Tribal garlic
Yeah you're going to pull it out
Pull out the garlic belly
Do you even have any of this?
He's like oh I haven't had fresh stuff like that
In a while especially from
The southern lands
They grow so much bigger down there
Oh yeah everything's bigger down south
But yeah
You know I got some garlic
I got some herbs
You know so we can I can make some stuff
I need to make sure
You got the right ingredients like
You got some crab you got some shrimp
He kind of
Brings you to this
Giant metal
Looking box and opens it up and it's
Filled with just meats and fruits
And cheeses
And bread you're just like oh
Alright I'm going to tell him like if you allow me to cook
Tomorrow I'll make some
Gumbo and some garlic bread to go
On the side and it'll be the best
Thing you ever had
How about that Sunrise
We'll be making breakfast so if you join
Me then
Alright I can do that
If you pass if you
We'll see if you do well then we'll consider it
Alright
Tell the captain that's my work for you
But please leave me some of that
Fresh southern garlic
I haven't had some of that in years
Alright I take two
Cloves of it not like the you know
Like break off the two cloves and just set it on the
Table and be like just
Like I say just take a little bit of butter
Spread it on the bread melt it down
And then just chop up a little bit of garlic
And rub it on top
He's like you know what maybe I'll
Try that
Go ahead add a little bit of Italian
Season on top of that too
What the fuck is an Italian
Talon
Parsley up in there
Sometimes thyme
Yeah thyme
Fresh thyme
Not like the ground thyme
Mexicans love
Italian seasoning
I say that because I'm Mexican I love Italian seasoning
It's so good because there's so much
Herbs and stuff in there you can just throw it in soup and stuff
I freaking love Italian
Seasoning like even though I'll be making
Like just random just like
Meat like hamburgers or something I'll
Still throw a little bit of Italian seasoning
Just all the herbs
I like to get a little Cajun with my hamburgers
I like
To just eat hamburgers
Oh yeah you got Cajun seasoning back there
What's a Cajun
We're gonna need a lot of Cajun
And seasoning
Various peppers and other
Spices I've
Gathered from different areas we've traveled to
I'm sure we'll make it work
As you see the spices
We gotta get the roux going we gotta get the roux going real early
What's a roux
Exactly see that's why you don't know good cuisine
I'm gonna show you
Did you not try the food you had out there
The grapes
Congratulations
You didn't try any of the meat or the bread or desserts I made
Well I mean I had some grapes
And some cut up meat congratulations
You cut up an animal
Is that all you did
I brined it I wrote
You're simpleton
What did you season it with
Only the finest of salt and peppers
So salt and pepper
That's all you did
Our clientele was a very sensitive palette
You didn't put no garlic salt
Some onion powder
Not even no Cajun
See you used some chicken
You don't need that much
Look this is why
I feel like you high elves
Should come down to the south more often
So you can understand good
Fresh seasoning
I don't think you guys get that good from
I mean I know you get a lot of powder in your nose
From sniffing your nose up in the air all the time
But there's some other seasonings
That you can have on your food that taste
Really really good
You know what how about you put me right to my own surprise
Will you have a good day
I'll wait for it you better be out sunrised
I'm going to practice my
Remembering my dads recipe so hard tonight
You're going to be saying it in your sleep
Get the root get the fucking root going
You're actually going ah
Okay so me and software
Said we would go with them to the night shift
And see like
A bulkier looking
High elf
Lead you to the back and say
Since you guys are on guard duty
You'll be at the
Cargo hold
There enough
You need to watch the back door and
We've had a few run ins with
Raiders trying to loot
Okay
What's the easiest point of entry
Well
They've been coming to the sky lately so
Just keep a look out
I'm going to look around is there like a
Top hatch to the top of the train
There's a few top hatches
Usually in
Not every car has one but some cars
Have them just for
Safety and so whatever
For safety and maintenance
There's about three of them on the train so
Those are usually secured but
There's one in the cargo train
There is
And we have some cargo here from
The clientele
They would like not damaged so
They are paying a lot
Would you like me to wait
On the roof? Oh my god you can talk
Very sophisticated
Top of the line
Can't pay too much for good health
I thought these things just kind of just
Huh
Can build to serve
Huh
Remember curtsy
Curtsy
Hahahaha
Modem noises
He said well um
You can watch the top hatch
But um
Will I station your robot friend
At the back then?
So you watch the top hatch
And watch the back
Alright
So you're going to be standing
Outside the door
There's a little window
I'm going to make sure I'm out of sight
But just be at an advantage
Where I can watch movement and stuff
But still be out of sight
Cloak up and everything
So you're going to be standing guard outside
Oh yeah you're going to be
So
We're the back end of the train
So is there a door in the very very back?
Yeah that's where he's guarding
That's where you're guarding
So that's the outside, you're outside of the door
And you're like inside guarding
Looking at the top hatch
Okay
But you can still look around because there's still like a little window to see out
So you can still see like uh
Alright then I'm going to keep looking around I guess
Just
Camera one, camera two, camera three
Where'd everybody go?
I'm going to try to use
One of my
Psionic powers, psychic whispers
So I gotta roll the uh
D8, do you have a D8 right there?
What are you whispering, are you whispering sweet nothings?
No it's a connection
So I can speak to him
For three hours
Psionically
Oof
So you can hear me in your head
Let me know as soon as you see something
Just think it real hard
Right, got it
I love it
I'm a little shooken by the voice but like oddly turned on
Is this Haru?
We're going to have a tattoo, can you put it on?
His voice box is just broken
He actually is meant to sound normal
That's fucking great
So I'm just going to keep a look out
Making sure
Nothing goes on
Back, back is a
Just to be clear too for you Gonzo
I don't have to see him with this
But it lasts for three hours
Oh the uh, the sonic?
So I can talk to him whenever
Can he talk to you directly back?
Yes, but it's only him
They got that deep sweet connection
All of a sudden the other two went to go stand guard
We're in the same room
We're in the seven hells room
I was in the kitchen
I don't blame you
The food was good
Yeah it was good but I was telling him how he could make it better
I don't think that picking a fight with the chef is a wise idea
Fuck him
Let me tell you
Seasoning, seasoning
I don't think that he's your type
I'm going to introduce him to that
So while they are we
Do you want, I know you need eight hours
I'm going to introduce him to that
Do you want, I know you need eight hours
Do you want to get your full eight
And then we'll cover second watch
I slowly lift my thumb up
And roll over
So they said that they've been having issues with people trying to rob them
On occasion
Did they mention how they got inside?
Or if they did
He did, he said they come often from the sky
So I was asking about the hatches
Her room's going to say
In your head
Sorry
That chocolate was good
He's going to say
If they're coming from the skies
I have oil
Should I just lube up the outside handles
Whatever idea thinks best
But I think we're just on watch for now
I don't know
All I'll do is just slow down
And then we'll cover
I don't know
All I'll do is just slow their entry
I mean
It'll be pretty hard to open
Just lube it up
You do what you must
I trust your judgement
Yeah I'm going to hop up and try to get that hatch open
And while it's open
While it's open
Apply some of the oil
On like the outside handle
Yeah on the outside of the handle
As you're climbing up one of the guards
Sorry how to switch back
As you're climbing up one of the guards
If they try to come in
If they try to come in from the roof
They will not be able to grab that handle
I put oil on it
There's already a trap on there
It didn't go off
Not a good trap
Because no one tried it yet
I wouldn't touch it
Okay
I'll shut it from the inside again
Are you actually going to open it
Oh wait
You said it before I opened it
Okay
Um
Yeah then if you stopped me before
Then I wouldn't
So you said that's how they got in
So they just stormed it anyways
No so it's trapped
That's what you said it's trapped
You know what I'm saying when they got burgled before
Or did they not have a trap on the roof
Maybe
I'm going to ask
Was it a train? Was it robbed?
No that's probably how they got in
Okay
And they pointed out the runes
Are the runes on these windows inside here too?
Go ahead and roll me an investigation
Okay
Uh it's a 10
Yeah you're like
I'm having a hard time seeing it
I can't really tell
I'm just going to go with it
Uh
Is he still there? The other guy?
Yeah there's a guard on the inside
Where the other door would be
To get into the car
I'll get you
I'm just going to ask
Do these windows have the runes?
Yeah most of them
Have the runes on there to make sure
No one gets into them
Okay and then I'm going to
Keep an eye on them
While I do anything else
Just make sure you don't have to open
Any of those hatchets
Wait what does it do?
Uh
It'll hurt you real bad
If I am under it
Will it hurt me?
If you open it it'll hurt you
Okay
You more than welcome to try
Uh
No thank you
Back to the Siafra
I'm going to be like
The guards have told me that they are
Trapped
With Arcane Magic
It's going to take a little bit for me to get used to honey
We really got to get you sounding like this
They advise me against
Touching it
I'll mind their word then
Can we please have a story arc
With the voice box fixed
That actually be a thing that we can upgrade your voice box
We got to get back to my people
Or the master chamber who made him
So we're up watch
Oh I got to roll a stealth check
Stealth check while you're
Watching? I am definitely not
Trying to be visible
I think it's
Something down for eleven
You have an eleven
Already? How?
Double proficiencies
Oh yeah that's right
What did you get? A natural twenty
Oh yeah you're invisible
Thank god for advantage
First one was rough
I can be resting during this
I can still see and hear as normal
Roll me a protection check while you're out there
Twelve
Twelve?
Twelve
They didn't roll great
As you see
Coming from the back
It's getting dark
You see
Six figures
Coming from the sides
Three from each side
I'm going to immediately psychically tell Harun
Alert the guards
We have six incoming
Harun's going to work the round
I'm going to ready
My weapons
We have six incoming
You didn't really get to see what they looked like
We saw about six figures
Waiting for them to get closer
Harun's just going to
Stay where he is right now but keep an eye on
Towards the back of the train where
I assume there's a window there and I can
At least see something
There was a small window in that door
You did say you were hiding too so maybe I don't
You don't really see him or her
But there is the guard who was on the other side
I know you're there
Are you saying anything to the guard?
I did turn around and say that there's six
Incoming
That she has spotted them
How did you
Are you sure it was six?
Was it six? It was exactly six
God, it was exactly
Six
Stay here
I'll be right back I'm going to go ahead and alert the other guards
I'll be right back
I'm going to go alert the other guards so they can start letting their captain know
Okay and I'm going to turn around and again
Keep watch I'm looking at both the sides
But also
Towards where Seoffer is
Can I hear the commotion happening?
You're asleep
Go ahead and
Roll me in
How close are the cars?
The guards would be running down
The hallways
That makes sense
There's like eight cars
You guys are at the back
There's the cargo
Car
The cars
The sleep quarters, first class and then there's the conductor
Why do I have rations?
Everyone starts with rations I think
Yeah
But you don't need to eat rations
I assume you all just carry them because you want to be a good friend
That's when we're camping
What a guy, what a friend
We're just ready
Ready
Keeping a super sharp eye on them
I mean
My passive perception is 18
But I don't think they'd be quiet
If they're running by
Yeah
You see
As two of them
Jump into like
They jump onto the train car
In front of the door
Where you are
They don't see you
So you notice that they're two gnolls
I am going to use
My first action
Still remaining stealth to prep
My dagger of venom
Go ahead and press action check
A gnoll is a hyena man
Oh yeah, okay
Not attacking yet but I'm using
My first action to prep
To get ready for it
They're very cute
You see both of them kind of just peeking in
And trying to like
As you're noticing
You notice like in the hat you see like real quick
Two like kind of figures just kind of like
You saw it real quick and like they kind of just
Looked and just kind of hid behind the door
So you saw like two things just like looking through
So they don't
They don't see Siafra but they
Are looking through the door itself
They kind of got a peek at you
And they kind of hid when you saw them
So you didn't really see what they were but you saw
Two figures like looking in at you
Yeah I might uh, I'm going to just get ready
To throw some darts
Okay
If they try to come in
You see, you see uh
Actually go ahead
I'm going to perception check and see if you hear
See if you hear it is
I guess while this is going on
I'll see if we're trans
Plus
It's a trans
It's not technically
21, yeah you hear it so you
As you see that you also hear like
The thuds were on top of the cargo car
So once again can I
With that, I just know there's a couple
Of them right? Yeah so you know that
There's two that there and you figured the other
Thuds were the ones on top of the roof
And I'm going to psychically say to Harun
I expect four coming from the top
I can handle these two
Um, okay
As you see the two there kind of just like you see them kind of like
Whispering into each other kind of like they're trying to
Formulate a plan, are you doing anything?
Yeah, alright
I'm just, if
Siafra says for me to watch the top then I'm
Switching all my focus
Ready to the top, I'm not going to stand directly
Under it but maybe slightly off to the side
In case that guy was wrong
Because if this is new maybe they didn't test it
Both of you roll me a
Perception check
It's going to be high
You, you're drunk as shit so
If you want to try to wake up you're going to be disadvantaged
Okay, who's the little one?
Can I give myself guidance? No
Alright, alright, that's it
I'm seeing if I'm hearing any of the commotion that's happening right now
Fuck
What? Yeah you're a sound
Asleep
You're like, you're just thinking
Rue, gotta get the Rue, shit, gotta get the Rue going
You're not going to wake up for the life of you right now
Gotta make sure as soon as I wake up
Get the Rue started
Gotta get all my sleep, get all my sleep right now
My name's Brett
21
16
Yeah, so you wake up and then
The commotion of
Of Yelhar is waking up
Yelhar isn't a small creature
He's kind of bumping around
6'6
And then he just like
Shut the fuck up you tall bastard
Oh wait, you look serious
Fuck off, we have company and I grab my bow
You hear like running in the hall and you hear like the clinking of armor
Rue!
You're sound asleep, so he's sound asleep
Oh I'm sound asleep, okay
But you two are awake, so you see your friend kind of still sound asleep
Are you going to do anything to wake him up?
I'm just going to get my bow, make sure I have my quiver
And you know, just all of my weapons
And I
As I'm like on my way out the door
I say, get him up, we have work to do
I'm on the second bunk
Just so you know
I grab the bunk itself and I start
violently shaking it
I told you it's great
See how it works
Just imagine it collapsing, you pop it straight out
16
You just have to sleep and all of a sudden you're just like
Oh, oh, oh!
Dude they spilled the pot!
Oh god, that was just great
Hey there's people trying to do things I guess, I don't know
You know how as you step out and a guard cutter runs at you
You're like, quick!
They're coming towards the cargo
What happened?
Go help your friends
Alright, I dart my head back into the room
Cargo hold! And then I start running towards them
Alright, then actually
But we are going to go into the initiative order
As the door pops open, you see
The first one that goes through, I'm not doing anything
The one that's going to follow, I'm going to sneak attack
So there's one popping the door open
And the other one's shooting
If he's going to shoot, I want to stab first
Yeah, so you see him load up to shoot
at her room, he opens the door
And he's going to shoot her room
I was ready for some darts
But I did switch my focus to the roof
So that's the back ones I'm not watching
So that's... fuck, I gotta get my skills back up
To hit, so that is
20 to hit
20 hits?
So this is going to get rough, let's see here
So first, so I can read the items
So you're going to have to roll a
Constitution saving throw
Beat 15
Alright, I rolled one
So you are
Poisoned for one minute
And you take, you have 2 d10s
I got a lot of shit to roll
For this poor guy
Dagger of Venom
Just roll them, roll them, you get the power
I believe in you
So 7 poison damage
And you're poisoned for the next minute
And then
5, 6, 7, 8, 9
10, 11, 12, 18
Damage
He's looking
Fucked
He's going to roll that attack at Harun
To disadvantage since you just fucked and sliced him
Yeah, that attack
I'm assuming a 9 doesn't hit you Harun?
No
You see him shoot, but as he shoots
He kind of just shoots into the air as he gets stabbed
Like violently to the side, you just hear like
Just start spitting out like black
Venoms
Harun's not even watching full confidence, he's just
Watching the ceiling
And he's like
I'm going to use
My bonus action
To offhand strike
Him again
So that's the first action, not where initiative is
Okay, that's fine
So now we're in initiative order
9 for me, I rolled earlier
14
I got a 16
Alright, let's see
Bitch, I still get to the battlefield first
Bitch, your mom's a hoe
When you're ready
Okay, so you said
Who got 16, Ryan, you got 16?
I have 17
Okay, alright
Ryan had what? 16
Yoharis and then
Jail, what'd you get?
14
What'd you have, Mark?
I had 10
Alright, alright
What did we get?
We'll have 8
Alright, so Will's last
Any minis?
Oh yeah, he has a mini
I got a mini right there
Yeah, so you guys are about
3 cars away
So 90 feet?
Do I have a mini?
Think I was a skeleton?
That makes sense
So you guys are about 90 feet away
Yeah
Yeah, we are 3 cars away
Sleeping car, steerage, cargo
Yeah, so you guys are about 90 feet away
No problem
That's just us chilling right there until we actually get to
What is steerage?
Storage?
There's steerage and then cargo
Steer, S-T-E-E-R
Maybe that's where they keep the steers
Where they keep the steers
I mean, they're a fancy race people
They probably have horses
I don't know
Steer is a cow
That's right, yeah, it's a cow
I don't know shit about farms
today
That's
where the joke comes from
There's only 2 things in Texas
Steers and queers
You don't have any horns
Steers like a bull
That explains why
everyone in Texas is always so angry
because they're all just pent up
It's only kids, only children and moms
Cheapest tickets
So that's a bitch car?
Yeah, it's a combination of the cheapest tickets
So I guess
Yeah, that's like
You can't be in cargo so it's the next above cargo
And then the sleeping car
Then all the other shit
Well this is a fancy car
There's not really a poor section here
Except for you guys
Hehehe
Would that not be where the employees would be?
Yeah, you guys are kind of like
at the middle quarters
which is the employee quarters
Sooooo
So
First on deck
is actually
actually when I mean both of the guards
Guards are last
But the nolls are first
So the one that
I don't know
So the one that
you just stabbed is going to turn around
and try to
go ahead and bite you
Does a 13 hit?
For me? Yes
Sorry, I was looking at something totally else
I don't believe so
No, 13 does not hit
And then the other one is going to go ahead
and circle around you and try to
hit you
Does 23 hit? Yes
Alright
The other one takes a chunk out of you
and bites you for 9 damage
As you're now surrounded by these two
just nolls
And you
Let's see
One of them is going to roll to try to get into the hatch
Alright, may I just open it
and then
Harun
As you're looking up
you see the hatch open up
and then you see
as it turns it open
you see the noll
and then the lightning just courses through
Let's see how much damage he takes
As he
Oh fuck, he's still alive but
Actually let's see if he stays
Oh, okay that was a good roll
He almost fell off the cart
and manages to catch himself
So did you say there were multiple roof hatches?
Just one in this one
One in this one
But, one of them just
Actually, let's see how many
that spell got
Actually
Mark, one more D4
Let's see how many that spell got
I got you right here
Hmm
Oop, one
Alright, so yeah, so just the one that opened it
Took
some lightning damage
I mean there's four of them up there
Did you just hear that
AHHHHH, just the lightning
Did one of them get in? I'm sorry
No, one of them opened it and got electrocuted
I'm still holding darts for
If any of them try to pop in
And then three will try to get into
And then three of them descend onto her rune
Okay, I got
One dart for the first one
One dart for the second one
Alright, go ahead and roll your
Because you were
holding that one in
Oh shit, uh huh
Yeah, that one's only a nine
Nope
You were just like, I've been waiting for this
You're a little shaky aren't you
That one is
Uh, 25
No, that one hits
Okay
He was like, I was ready for this, I was ready for this
That would be
Seven damage on that one
And then
I think
Then that should
Well actually
We'll do patient defense
It's a bonus actually
Well it wasn't your turn, it was just uh
Oh, oh, oh, right
I had the health
Okay, my bad, my bad
That was just you reacting to them coming down
Because you were already guarding the hatch
And ready to do it
But it is still their turn, you're actually up next
You're on deck once again
The three of them are going to try to
Attack you now
And since they have hack tactics
We'll be at advantage
Well first it's a seven
So I'm going to see, actually wait
That's a 13, 13 hit?
Nope
That's a 22 hit
22? Yes
Alright, so that's going to be the second one gets in
So that is six damage
And then
This is an 18 hit
This is a what?
18 Yes
Okay, that is four more damage
And you're going to beat up
What was the other damage?
They're just biting at them, right?
Or are they slashing them?
Right, they're just biting, they're just taking chunks out of them
Sorry, I like
I like to do the math here, what was the first set of damage?
The first one was seven, I think
Seven, yeah
And then four
Actually the first guy missed, the other two hit
And then
The other Null who took the hit is kind of still recovering
So he's good, that is their turn
I feel for it is your turn
As you
So the one you, there's the one that you stabbed
How rough does he look?
He's still like kind of has blood pouring out of his mouth
Kind of just, and he just
He looks a little drowsy
Can't really, looks like he's barely standing
I am going to
Use my rapier
On the one that's not as hurt
So that will be
A 24 to hit with a rapier
Oh yeah, that will hit
And that will be
13 damage
Oof, yeah that is
I hurted him
And then as I jab into him
I'm going to bonus action offhand
With the dagger into the one that's
Looking rough
And that is
Oh fuck, a 14 to hit
14 hits?
Nulls man
That's 7 damage
Oh yeah he's dead
You stab that one and then you stab the other one
Just right through the throat, just like ah
And just falls over
That will be my turn
Use my action bonus action, I'm not disengaging
But I want to try to be between
The entrance, since I killed the one
That was shooting through the doorway, I want to be between
Him and the door so it doesn't go through me
Yeah
So that's your first turn
It is now, Y'all Horus is your turn
So you're about 90 feet from the commotion
So you do hear
Not stab, stab stab
I cast stab
Which is essentially firing an arrow
Let's see
So you would have to, so you're in a train car
About 100 feet away from the stab
Whoa
That's about
So what's your movement?
My movement is 30
So I'm going to use my full movement
To get 60
You got a dash?
No I'm just going to use my full movement
My full movement is 30 feet, you said I'm 90 feet
Away right?
So then I'm 60 feet away now
Yeah I was saying if you're going 60 feet
You're going to use your action to dash
No I'm not doing that
So
It is now Nick's
I get real fucking pissed
Because I was having a good ass sleep
Had some nice ass mead
And now I'm going to pop my rage
Alright
You rage
Make sure you can get over there though
Can your legs carry you that far?
Huh?
Your rage ends if you don't take damage
Yeah
For two rounds right?
For the next round
So I would wait for your rage
On your next turn if you don't take damage you lose your rage
I was definitely playing for the one that let me teleport
I'm not going to lie
Oh well you used it yeah
I didn't know that was a thing
Then I will hold on to it
Then I'm just going to dash
And go full 60
Alright perfect, you doing anything else?
Yeah that's it
Harun it is your turn, you are surrounded by the three gnolls
Okie dokie
It's the one that got shocked down there with me?
No
Oh he's still up there?
Yeah
He got stunned
Oh shit
I'm going to
Let's see I'm going to take my
Short sword
To
Just one of them
Would a short
Sword be a regular sword in Nick's hand?
He he
God I'm carrying
A long sword
He has a long sword now
That's bigger than him
25
I'm throwing that sucker around easy
Yeah?
Yeah it hits
Ok
9 damage
And
I'm swinging at him again
That same one
I'm going to say that's the one you hit with the dart too
Ok
18
18 hits
Ok
Oh shit
12 damage on that one
And then I'm going to use my
Bonus action now
To just patient
Defense
What was the damage you said for that one?
That one was 12
Ok
That one's looking rough still standing
Lasagna is your turn
So you said we're about 100 feet away
Yeah about 90 feet
Ok so I'm going to go 90 feet perfect
So I'm going to bonus action turn into a dire wolf
Which gives me a movement of
50
And then I'm going to use my action to dash
Which would put me at 100
Yeah so once you get into the room
Then you'll see Harun surrounded
And you see
You see the body and
Well first
When you first walk in you see
The guard that's at the door
Well yeah the guard's at the door running back
And you also see Harun surrounded by 3 gnolls
Well that is
My bonus action and my action
So that is my turn
You can orient yourself anywhere you want in the room
I just kind of put it
And say like that metal door was the door
Ok so you're there
Ok cool
There's a guard's turn so one of the guards
Go ahead and put another
A white man? Yeah white man down for the guard
One of the guards who's close by
Is going to step into the room
And he's going to go ahead and confront
One of the gnolls
Nole, nole, nole, nole
Alright
So he's going to go ahead and try to
Help Harun fend them off
This is his first attack
And this is his
Actually no, second attack
As you see him miss his first attack
And then come up and just stab one of the gnolls
And just uh the one that you were stabbing
He comes and just stabs clean through
And just cuts them in half
Oh shit hell yeah
Splattered
The one that was uh
I just got splattered and the little wipers come down
Did the one that got electrocuted first
Ever come in? No
He was stunned, he was stunned yeah
He was uh
Electrocuted and stunned
We had the guard manage to
To help kill off the one that you were attacking
Uh oh nole's next
And uh yep now it is the gnolls turn
As uh
They're going to go ahead and uh
They're going to try to attack Harun again
Try to finish the job
And actually they got advantage
So your patient defense makes them at disadvantage
Oh so just straight roll
First one was 17
Uh no
And the second one is 19
Yes
Alright
That is
Free damage
You have an armor class of 18 already?
Yes
And an arrow forge added onto it
You got infused defense
Yeah because technically you're not wearing armor
It's part of you
Interesting concept
Does a 12
Hit you? Hit me? Yes
Oh shit I didn't think I was going to be
Um one of them
Just saw a wolf run in
And he just saw an arrow just try to shoot
He has the top one just like
He sees a giant wolf come in and just shoots and just misses
Oh yeah dire wolf to be more specific
They're big as fuck
Yeah and I was like he was just like what the fuck
Yeah
As the one from the top is kind of surveying
Still staying up there
The one that's in front of you will try to go ahead and uh
He pulls out you see him
Unsheath a dagger
And then try to stab at you
Um
Does a 19 hit
Yes
Alright as you see him try to like drop the knife
And just fucking just goes in to bite you
And then just takes 8 out of you
Chunks you up
Uh that is his turn
And that is your turn to go first
So you just gotta beat
I'm not going to go first
I'm going to go first
So you just gotta beat
I'm immediately going to like try to like
Slash it as like
His tendons on his legs with the rapier
I was imagining you doing that
And then you literally said it
I was like wow
And you're like I'm hard right
That's a 15
With the rapier
Oh hell yeah it's 11
But like still alive
And then as he's like
Ah shit
Yeah I'll bonus action with the offhand
With the dagger
That's an 18
That's another 10
Yeah that one's dead
So just like sweep his legs
Cut the tendons on his left leg so he takes a kneel
And just sink the dagger in the top of his head
Hell yeah
I'll do you by the lady
I'm hurt don't you worry
I'm fucked up
And that's my action bonus action
I'm going to move into the train car
But the back right corner
I can't hide but I'm keeping distance
You're like ow ow ow
I don't like front lighting
I got fucked up by doing that
That's my turn
Yo Horace
It is your turn
As you hear a lot of
You heard
A lightning blast
And you're just like what the fuck
And you hear a lot of commotion
That's going to cause me to want to get there
Faster so I'm 60
Feet away I'm just going to do a dash
And get all the way up in there
Well I'm going to move 50
So that way I'm not because I have my bow out
And we're using that
But
Regardless
I'm up in there
With those quick graphs
80
If I can do that yeah
You have 80 bonus actions
I don't believe so but let me double check
Wait you're
You have Misty Step though right?
I do have Misty Step
So you could have Misty Step and moved and then
Caused damage to the immediate person next to me
Yeah because you have
The immediate person next to me would have been a friendly
No I said you could have moved and then Misty Step
Or you could have Misty Step
And then moved
But he wouldn't have been near anybody
To not use your dash action
Because you can use
You can use it as a bonus since that's one of your features
If you still want to be able to do all that
And move but you can only use that once
So if you want to do that and attack
I'm holding on to it I'm just going to use my dash
And I don't think that I
My only other bonus action
Is two weapon fighting and since I have my bow
I'm good that's my turn
Okay so you pop in you see
Your direwolf friend one of the guards
Is a gnoll surrounding Harun
One of them is on the ground and you see like
Two bodies already at the front so you just see a carnage
And you're like what the fuck
Smells like the hunt
That familiar smell
Nix it's your turn
So I'm meant to go 70 feet
It turns out I don't have 30 feet I have 35 feet
So I've been 70 feet
Which only means
I will use uh now
I'll get like I'll lock 10 feet
To see what's going on what the fuck is happening
Now I'm going to pop my rage
Yeah so you see um
Harun
Taking some damage
You see all the guards and your friends
You see two bodies on the floor three bodies on the floor already
Just walks in and gets angry
Like the fuck
It's like the scene in the community where Don Glur walks in with a piece of
Oh what the fuck
Okay so
Yes actually
So the effect of this one is
Until my range
Until my rage ends
My damage type of my weapon has turned into
Force and my weapon gains
The light and thrown properties
Um
With a normal range of 20
A long range of 60
And if it leaves my hand it comes back immediately into my hand again
Oh that's dope as fuck that's pretty solid
Yeah
So um how far away
Are the next enemy for me
So if you pop out there be about
I think you would be like right here so
One two three four
25 feet away from you
Yeah then I'm just going to close the distance and use all my movement
To like get up on this one
Is there room on the outside
To like do like an advantage
Flanking thing or is the room too small
For that
No the room's big enough
You guys are
So you guys are like in a big cargo room
If you're maxed out then that's where
Oh you're maxed out? Oh okay
But then um I'm going to hit him
Alright go ahead and roll an attack
Damn natural one
Then I'm going to try to hit him again
That is a
Plus
17
17 hits
Nice
The first one you tripped the second one you got him
You tripped and then still hit him with the zari
You tripped it all the way down
Ahhhh
That's 13
13 damage? Alright
And then that's all my stuff
Alright
That is
Harun's turn so
Harun
Whatcha doing big boy?
Um yeah I'm uh
I'm gonna just pick
The next guy
To uh attack
And uh just short sort him
Uh
17
17 hits
For uh 11 damage
I'm gonna swing again
Dirty 20
9 more damage
And um uh just
Go ahead and pop another patient defense
Alright um
This one is your turn
Uh I'm gonna
Kick on around here
And attack this guy
With advantage
I have pack tactics and also
He's being pushed
I'm gonna use my fucking reaction
That coulda helped me
You have one k done
Yeah I shoulda been using it
I forgot about it though
I'm gonna experience young rogue
Oh there it is
14 to hit
14 does hit I was worried about that
And then it's
2d6
And it needs
Needs to make a strength saving throw
Of what?
Uh 13
I rolled 21
Shit okay
Well he does 8, 9, 11 damage
And he's not knocked from
Oh that one's dead
Well technically he is knocked from
I won't go down
Now you see as uh
Now when you stand by Harun and then you see
A giant arrow just kinda just
Start tearing at the shreds
Oh
You've seen the Zogma change
Yeah that's so cool
The guard
The guard's gonna go ahead and circle around
And try to finish off the other one
Uh see
First one hits
So you see him swipe
Take a chunk out of him
And then misses the other attack
So that one's still alive
And then
Sandy moved around to get advantage right?
Yep
Um
Now it is the Null's turn
As
That one will go ahead and try to
Stab Harun
15 to hit
No
And then last desperation try to bite
Uh 21 to hit
Uh yes
Actually disadvantage?
Wait you're at disadvantage right against me?
Yeah but you got oh you don't have hacktack
Nope not anymore so
There would be a 13 to hit you then
Yep so he'd miss
And then the other one is going to go ahead and
Try to flee
Oh perfect
Alright uh that is their turn
See if you see the
Last one definitely
Trying to just cut
What are you doing up there?
So first thing since he's
Engaged I'm going to use my short bow
Peep around the corner and sneak attack
The one that's in there
See here's the action
There's a whole short shot
There's a
13 hit
Nope
You wanna say fuck out loud
I'm going to use my cunning action to
Hide and then head back
Out the door cause I want to see if there's more coming
Perfect
And then I'll roll my stealth here in a second
We're going to roll a perception check
Ok I'm going to get my stealth cause I
Stealth before I exited
Did you see how they came up?
This is going to be a 24 for a spell
And then perception
Is a 15
So you see um
The gnolls probably about 50 feet away from the car
The car is traveling
And you see him like
Actively going the opposite direction
Like he's running? Flying
On a disc
On a disc?
What the fuck?
I'm going to take like my
Previous post if they didn't notice me in there and hide back in there again
But that's my turn
So kinda like you know how against static shock
He kinda flies around like on this
Kinda like that
They're cool as hell
Did they have any of those discs with them when they came in?
Nope
Interesting
Um yeah so you see
That uh Yelharas is your turn
There's one still standing
In between all of you guys
I'm going to shoot him
Alright roll shoot
He cast out
Yeah
Um
That
Yeah that's a 26
26? Oh that'll fucking hit
Alright um
Let's see
Roll fuck his mouth
Uh 5 damage
Alright
Stabbed into him still barely alive
Still standing though
Um yep
Don't have um any other actions
I don't want to use my misty stuff that's my turn
Alright so
Are we trying to kill him?
Alright
That is a very questionable thought
Nope this is just you raging
Yeah I don't care I'm going to throw my weapon at him
Uh you can move up to him
I choose not to
No he said he's throwing
He's beaming it at us
We'll uh throw an epic attack
17
Go ahead and roll damage
Oh shit
10 force
Oh yeah so as you see like uh
Stand around and then you see just
What are you throwing?
My uh longsword
Just fly straight into his head and just fucking
Just lodge straight into his head
Is he dead? Oh yeah he's dead
Okay well my sword comes back to me anyway
You see his head
He's got a head still on him
Fucking he can just blow his fucking brain apart
You see his chunks of head just fly all over you guys
And then bring him back
I'm like oh son of a bitch now it's dirty
I gesture
To the viscera
And the guards and then to my boys
Assholes
But they're dependable
I throw my sword up to the ceiling
You see
So you guys have a combo
But you see the one just
I want to try to like
Short boom off of it
What's your range?
My range is a great question
It's probably like whatever the standard bow
Is 16 and I think there's a disadvantage
One first longer
Because you gotta keep in mind you're also
It's 80 range standard
320 disadvantage
So you wouldn't be able to do it because you're also
The lightning
Your lightning is moving actively the whole time
So you're kind of just pulling apart
One of them did get away
The one that like at least they got stunned
Stayed up there and just booked it
Once he saw his friends getting fucking murdered
Damn, his stun saved his life
He's like
I'm gonna stay up here
That spell did work after all
Still think if it would have been oiled
It wouldn't have been opened in the first place
What are we gonna do?
So I'm gonna come in and like
I'm like actively pissed
I pull out of my hood and you guys like
This blood trickled down my face like just fucking
I'm like rubbing blood on my
So fucking hard to keep my goddamn
Hair just like actively pissed
One of them got away
I rip off my shirt and like
For you my lady
I'm just like a full nori
You see some of the guards
Let's get you to the medic
And I come back as soon as I hear that
I come back and be like I'm the only medic in this party sweetie
We have our own medic
I got a medic
Don't you worry and then I'll just do
I believe I have cure wounds
If not I have cure wounds
So I'll cast it at the second level
I am also damaged
I got like half
Well we have a medic on board
I feel like half life now
I was taking hits bro
Can you heal me?
Do I roll or you roll?
Can you be healed by
12 plus 5
We'll bring you to our medic then
You are the fucking best
The guards will bring you to the medic
They're gonna cover
I'm actually full health after he does
They just got me
Everything I took back
I'm just gonna give that
Just gonna give you a big ass hug
I'm just gonna sneak in on that hug
What?
You just feel a little
arms
I'm gonna like
reactively kick
I think it's someone else
It's on arms
I'm gonna tank it
I'm still raging
I can't hit worse shit without a weapon
I'll actually roll well though
Does an 18 hit you? Nope
I continue this one
I'm not letting go
I don't get what I can get
I went with the guy to get healed
As you see
An older looking elf man
Just kinda looks at you
Puzzled by his
God
He feels you're full health as he touches you
He's like huh
Never worked on one of you before
Starts to examine you
He's looking over you
He kinda scrapes off
a little bit like the
weird bits that came off of you
I'm just gonna test something
Okay
Are we supposed to pay you?
No
Since this happened during guard duty
This is fine
On the house
Thank you
I'm gonna just sit there
A little bit too long
He's still examining you
As long as you're there
He's looking you up with
full microscopes
Examine things
Just touching you
Up until you leave
This probably makes sense
I don't wanna be rude
That's my version of rude
He's like huh
Eventually I dip out
And try to find my friends
After I get healed I'm gonna look for that
Disc among the bodies
You don't
Go ahead and roll me investigation of the bodies
I just haven't had it
I have nothing too
For an investigation
It's like 20
You don't really find any of the discs
You do find bits of paper
In one of their pockets
I open it and read it
I can read thieves camp
You can, good job
Good job
You remembered your feature
He wasn't gonna tell you
It is
It's just like an order
To hit the cargo
For a
Valuable asset
Does it have any description of the asset?
Nope, I just said to capture the asset
So I'm gonna like
As I have the paper in hand I'm looking at
Because these cans are weird verbiage and stuff like that
So I'm not announcing the guard
I know
You usually don't like to say it
But I need to know
What is the most prized thing of this
Why do you have such heavy guard
For specifically one item?
I don't know what you're talking about
We have, I don't know if you've noticed
But we have a lot of people on board
With a lot of money
I'm not talking about jewelry
Something that would stand out from the rest
Couldn't tell me some of the cargo
They don't tell us
Some of these people just, they pay us not to know
What's on all of these
Can I pay you to look the other way where I find it?
I'm gonna say it blunt as hell like that
No, unfortunately not
I don't want to lose my job
As much as I would like to find out
What exactly these
Scavengers were looking for
I think it's best that we not look for it
As he says
I'm gonna cast my magical
The guard, so the guard captain
Is there, so he's like, he's also
An elf but he's a slightly bulkier
Bigger elves than the rest of them
And he says, I'd rather you not
Dig around, these people play
A lot of money to be on board
And they're also people you don't want to be crossing
Too late, I already casted
As he's doing all that
I've already kind of cut my loss
I'm going back outside to watch for them
So you see about half the boxes glowing
But you see that they have like
Like magic inlays on them
Like some of these boxes have like
Like runes to protect them or
To guard them, so you think somebody's trapped on purpose
How do you think these people would feel
If they know that somebody's trying to look for their stuff
And almost got to it
I mean
They understand that
There are raiders and robbers everywhere
That's why we're here to protect them
That's why they pay so much money to be here
Off to the side, only Harun hears this
I'm gonna save your mind
Do you remember that rich man
In the cab
The brother
Of Alden
I need to know where he is
Oh the one, oh you're talking about the ones
I'm just saying this in your head
Are you talking about
The one we saw earlier
In the dining cart
You want me to go look for them
When the time's convenient
Keep it to yourself
Sure thing
I'm just gonna sit outside cause I'm fucking on edge now
If you just look at him
I'm like, my personality's totally flipped
Straight edge now
Am I getting hit
Um, even the guards say
That's why they pay so much money to be in these
That's why we have the magic on the outside
To protect us, that's why we're here
Did you specifically say an asset
Or an item
Asset, asset
How do we know it's an item that they're looking for
Are you talking to me, I'm outside the car
Oh, I'm talking to like really anybody
If she said specifically asset
You told the party right, yeah
It's up to you, so
I suppose that an asset could mean a variety of things
You mean a person
I mean, scavengers like this
They normally want things and not so much
People, I mean
The guard captain will tell me
Holden's brother is here on the shit
We do have a lot of nobles on board
I do agree, never once in the war have we called an item
The asset
That's what I'm thinking
Oh yeah, the runes are better
I think you guys, the guards
Take right this damn
You might want to, you know, saddle up
The patrols a little bit more
Well that's why they told us that we'd have
Extra help from you, which we all
Appreciate
I'm still not buying it, nobles
Don't deal with people, they eat them
Her is gonna wander off
And try to find that person
How are you trying to find them, you guys
So it is like nine times so
Most of these cars are
Closed up, so what are you doing
Look, go ahead
Well
I mean
He's a pretty high up guy, so I
Assume
He's in the nicer cars
The first class car towards the top
How late at night is this
It's about like
11, 12 pm
I'm just gonna
Walk through the cars
Just glancing through
And see how far I can go down the cars
And
Just see if there's any chance about
Being out in the open, I don't know if
Have a very good chance
Of just looking through the individual ones
So they are closed
You do see like as you get to the first
Class train car
There is two guards standing
In front of the first class train car
But as far as the rest of the quarters are all closed up
So it's definitely very
Herman's gonna ask
His name's Alderman
No, the Alden was the guy
Who you're dealing with
So this is the Alden's brother
I don't think they ever got his name
You guys didn't get his name
We just know he's the Alden's brother
Do I see anything outside
About 10 minutes or so
So he is the
The father
Of Braden, the one that was missing
You don't know, you say no he's the Alden's
Brother, so you don't know
Oh does he have more than one brother
You don't know
I wrote that it was the nephew
Of Alden, so if that was his brother
I kind of figured it might be Braden
Could be, you don't know
How many brothers he have or which brother this is
You guys only know that he's the brother
Of the Alden, so you don't know much information
I would say
May I
Dig with Alden
Alden
The one that's
In the city
No, the one that is here
Is his brother
Oh, the Alden's brother
What business do you have
We were
Hired to look for
Braden
Orion
The nephew of Alden
You were reported dead
A while ago
We have further questions
They're just like, I think you're
Lies, you might want to go back to your
You guys found his body
You know
I know what you found
They're just very confused
They're like, I think you should go back to your
Train car
I'm going to say
We have questions about his cargo
If the cargo
Full of lethal attacks
We'll be doing the questioning
If anything, we'll take care of that
So don't you worry
They're very dismissive of you
Because you don't, I'm just like
I'm going to grab my cool guy glasses
Put them on
And then walk outside for a second
Watch
You guys can take your rest
As the rest of the night
I think
I'll call it here though, it is 930
We'll pick up in the morning
Once you get to cooking
Any last words
Anybody want to whisper any sweet nothings
To the microphone
Nah
Gonto's a terrible DM
I guess I'll just walk