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morning. Use of violence, profanity, rude humor,

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and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Welcome

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to Dummies and Dice, a Dungeons and Dragons actual

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play podcast where we follow three not -so -average

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dummies of our world that get sucked into a magical

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storm and are transported to the world of Dungeons

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and Dragons where they must do shit. At this

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point, they're not surviving, they're thriving.

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So, yeah, let's get into it. Question of the

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day. I'm also Tristan Hayes, and I'm the dummy

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master. Question of the day. What celebrities

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would you want to play your character in a biopic

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about your life? So if there was a movie about

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Miss Muffin, Duke Crystal, or Flea Steak, which

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actor would you want to play you? Hey, it's Flea

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Steak Sonic Jelly here, Ryan Tucker. No, that's

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fine. Keep going. Hey, it's Ryan Tucker here.

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I play Flea Steak Sonic Jelly. Anyway, probably

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Danny DeVito, just because that was the basis.

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That's a good one. Yeah. Good old Danny DeVito.

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We're becoming our characters. That's why he

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said it backwards. This is Flea Steak, and I

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play Ryan Turner. Oops. Danny Libido. Danny DeVito.

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Libido on the Danny. All right. Duke, you go.

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Hey, guys. Nate here. My character's Duke Crystal.

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He's the level nine barbarian warlock of the

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group, and I'd probably want Billy Bob Thornton.

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Oh, yeah. And Duke Crystal. Mm -hmm. Me would

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do the math. Mm -hmm. I'll kick your ass. I was

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thinking more like the bad Santa version. Just

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don't give a fuck. What about you, Kelly? Are

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you Googling? No. No, never. Who is like my character?

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She said, who is a psychotic famous person who

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loves cats? Taylor Swift. I feel like Winona

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Ryder would pull off a good Miss Muffin. No.

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She would. No, thank you. Will? Will? She has

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her boys. She has her boys to think of. The chick

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from Ghostbusters. Amy. You know who's Amy? I'm

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trying to figure out the name of the chick. I'm

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just trying to. I think I know it, but I'm not

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sure. Amy Schumer. No, the other one. You said

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no, the other one. The one from Ghostbusters.

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You know what I'm talking about? I can't think

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of it. I don't think it's even Amy. Wait, the

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one that worked at the desk? Amy Winehouse? Isn't

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that a person? Amy Winehouse? Yeah, she does.

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Yeah. Isn't she, like, weird? I remember a little

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musician. Oh, yeah. Drank herself to death. Probably

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pills, too. That's the way to go. That's the

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rock star way. Well. Hold on a second. Hey, don't

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copy right What's her face look like does it

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have like a nose and eyes? Two years years. I

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was thinking Melissa McCarthy. What colors are

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here? White Not going to be much to work with.

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Is she alive? Don't even know that. We're in.

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I'm just going to start spitballing names out

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there. Angelina Jolie. Angelina Vivido's wife.

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She might be a cat. Halle Berry. What is that

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woman's name? She was in the Toto. She looks

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like Miss Muffin. Oh, Waterboy's mama. I can't

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even think. I just remember the one she broke

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that dude's legs. Mercy? Yeah. I bet she has

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catty baits. She has catty baits. Catty baits.

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Backstab on. It's not Emma Stone, but it's one

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that kind of looks like Emma Stone. Sidney Sweeney?

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She's blonde, and she plays a lot of dumb characters.

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Oh, the girl from Scary Movie? Is that... Yeah,

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Scary Movie. The blonde... What? She's... Anna...

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Anna Faris. Anna Faris. Oh, yeah. Yes, that would

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be perfect for it, Ms. Muffin. Yes, that's who

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I was looking for. Okay, okay, okay. Ready, ready,

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ready? You just said Scary Movie. Yeah. I didn't

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say... Since you said dumb blonde chick, I was

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like... I was like, I can picture her acting.

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I can picture her scenes, but I don't even know

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what I'm looking at. I can't even think right

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now because y 'all wouldn't shut the fuck up.

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Go ahead. I was giving you names. I was giving

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you options. Hi, I'm Kelly Lee, and I play Miss

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Muffin. She's a crazy cat lady rogue. Obviously,

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she chose Anna Faris. Anna Faris. I still think

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Waterboy's mom's the right choice. Yeah, Caddy

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Bakes. Caddy Bakes. Caddy Bakes. All right, so

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where are we left off? with Anna Faris, Danny

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DeVito, and... How the fuck did you take it?

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Billy Bob Thornton. Billy Bob Thornton, yeah,

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with our three main characters that we've had

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this whole time. So, Flea Stick and Miss Muffin

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were trapped in a gravity well lightning blast

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thing, riddled their way out of it. Dropped a

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bag of holding and a bag of magic beans. That's

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what we left them. And Duke Crystal got sucked

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into a mirror of trapping along with a gnome

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that has been there for quite some time. So,

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who wants to go first? Who wants to start this?

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Who might eat it? Duke, do you want to continue

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your little section? What the fuck am I supposed

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to do? Well, I mean, we have some stuff. This

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is depending on who wants to do their thing first.

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It's up to the wind. Whoever wants it. I'm stuck

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in mirror dimensions. Duke, we're going to go

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with you. You guys are looking at your bag of

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holding, your bag of beans, and we're going to

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down the hallway into Duke Crystal's mirror.

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So, I believe the last thing we kind of went

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over was the gnome was asking you if you had

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friends that smashed things. Not particularly,

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they don't. He told you that he'd been trapped

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there for some time. He was working for Minerva.

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decided to try to look around her things and

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got stuck inside of the mirror. So that's where

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we're at. So as we kind of start this, the gnome

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looks at you and he goes, so the only way that

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we can really get out of this thing is if someone

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has dispelled magic, and I don't know if your

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friends are magical like that, to turn off the

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magic of this mirror. Or they're going to have

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to smash it to where we fall out of it. So, I

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mean, we're at the mercy of what we can do here.

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If you've got some kind of magic ability, that'd

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be great. But I don't know, man. I've been stuck

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here for a while. One thing I can say is that

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if you're stuck in here, you don't have to eat

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and you won't age. You'll just be stuck here

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perpetually in this moment forever. So don't

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worry about getting old. I'll just train. So,

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yeah. Is there anything you've got that you think

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could work your way out of this magically? Dispel

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magic? Something that could possibly turn off

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magic, I guess. I don't think you have anything

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special. I mean, I break shit, so. Not really,

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no. Give me a... I got stuff meant to destroy

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stuff. Give me a perception check. A very hard

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one. Oh. Nice. He said roll hard. 11. Okay, nothing.

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Alright, Flea Stick and Miss Muffin. I'm going

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to kind of zoom out of the mirror as you guys

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sit there contemplating. Flea Stick and Miss

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Muffin, you guys just narrowly survived. Well,

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Flea Stick kind of did better because he was

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hanging on to the edge, but Miss Muffin was licking

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the lightning almost. What's a bag of holding?

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A bag of holding? Something that can hold basically

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anything. It's fine. It can hold up to 500 pounds.

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Okay, okay, okay. Hear me out. What I'm picturing

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is like Halloween town bag where she reaches

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in and then pulls out everything she needs. That's

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exactly what it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Inside

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of it is like an interdimensional plane. What's

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the other thing that fell down? A bag of magical

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beans. You want the beans? Can I have the holding?

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Yeah. So these beans, when you kind of look at

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these beans, they just look like normal beans

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glowing inside of a bag. So you could assume

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that planting them in dirt with water could cause

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some things to happen. You don't know what. If

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you don't want to carry that, I can put it in

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my bag for you. There actually is a section on

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the D &D Beyond app in your inventory called

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Party Inventory. So if you all share one thing,

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you can put it all into that thing. Yeah, I could

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just carry the bag and still help out. But yeah,

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it's obviously, if you put something in it, Kelly

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could give it back. I just want it back. That's

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cool. So you strap that over your shoulder. Don't

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destroy it. Don't get it broken. So, yeah, that's

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where we are. What would you guys like to do

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as you gotta get out of this room? Explore. Explore?

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Explore. Are you gonna search this room you're

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in, or are you gonna just dip out of there after

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surviving the gravity well? I was gonna say,

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will it turn back on, or are we gooch? You don't

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know. Then let's skedad out of this room. Yeah,

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I was gonna say, let's get down this hallway.

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As you walk down the hallway... You remember,

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you're looking through these doorways that are

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opened, and you're seeing kind of scattered stuff

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from where it was already messed up, and obviously,

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you know, Duke Crystal came this way. But as

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you're peeking in the first two doors, there's

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nothing to be seen, and then the third door,

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you open it up, and there's still nothing to

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be seen. There's no Duke Crystal in any of the

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rooms. Looks like a bunch of crap. What do we

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do? What would you like to do? Are you going

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to search any of the rooms? Are you going to

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do something special? Yeah, I'm just going to

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walk in that room, and I'm going to look underneath

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the beds. What kind of deep the beds? Okay, give

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me an investigation check since you're kind of

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searching under beds. I'm going to go up in there.

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I'm going to look at it. I'm going to go up in

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there. The nightstand. Hey, boy. What are you

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going to do? So it's nightstands we stick? Yeah,

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check out the nightstands. Okay, give me an investigation

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check. I was going to say, is that what you said?

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Investigation? Yes. I'm thinking the wrong goat.

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I'm going to tuck my balls. Can I roll with advantage?

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What's going on in this marriage? Can you roll

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with advantage? No. Why not? Four plus two. Nothing.

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You don't find anything under there. Your hands

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are too short to reach the back of the bed. 16

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minus one. But I have darkvision. Okay, so, Fleastick,

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you're searching the nightstand, and you find

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a piece of paper, like a letter written inside

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there. On it... Oh, okay, never mind. I know

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what I'm going to say. You find a receipt inside

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of there. And on this receipt, it says, mirror

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of trapping. Be careful what your eyes, be careful

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what looking at it can cause major discomfort.

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So you see a receipt for a mirror of trapping.

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You've got that idea. As you look over your shoulder,

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you notice a mirror sitting in the corner. Ms.

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Muffin's standing next to it, hasn't quite looked

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at it yet. What would you like to do? No! She's

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turning her head. No! Don't look at it! I kind

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of do one of those Captain America moves where

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I just throw the shield in front of her. Give

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me a dexterity check. Like a ranged attack, I

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guess. I don't really know how that works. Is

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this dexterity modifier? 12 plus 1, 13. That

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works out great. You throw that shield. Give

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me a damage roll. Give me... What are you doing?

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Throwing your shield? Give you, give you, give

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you. Roll me a d6 plus your strength. He changed

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his words on purpose. 5 plus 2 is 7. Okay, yeah.

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So you throw this shield and it just sting right

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into this mirror and it clicks right in the middle

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of it and starts to shatter and crack. And as

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it's popping, you see it kind of float up a little

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bit and just poof and pop. Duke Crystal, make

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me a dexterity save. And I'm like, dude, I was

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about to look at myself. What the fuck? Because

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it's almost like... Crit. Crit? Nat 20? Yeah.

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Okay, so from Duke's perspective, you guys are

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inside this mirror wall and you're kind of like

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touching the walls, thinking, talking to this

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gnome. And in the distance, you see these mirrors

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just start to... shattering as they're like moving

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towards you and as the last one on your platform

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breaks you feel yourself just falling like through

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this void almost until you're spit out of the

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mirror so you made an at 20 so you land dexterously

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and land right on your feet uh no damage taken

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from falling out of the void uh but unfortunately

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for your gnome friend he falls out and he's going

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to take quite a bit of damage so he just like

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lands right in front of us And we're just like,

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what? Dude, Crystal, you were in this mirror?

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Oh, God. So this gnome comes flying out of this

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thing head first, and he took a lot of damage

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because this was technically a high fall because

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you're falling from a void into the ground. He

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comes out, and it's just full spine into his

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ass, like breaks the neck like he folds up onto

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the ground. Yeah. Luckily, you got an at 20,

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so you weren't taking that heavy fall damage,

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but your little gnome friend did not. Seems to

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be a pattern that people around you die. They

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just don't survive. You got like your own personal

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final destination modifier. He is a demon. I'm

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gonna take his soul. So yeah, you throw the shield

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at this thing and this mirror shatters and out

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of your guys' surprise, Duke and a gnome fall

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out. Duke lands and this gnome just shatters

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his spine against the ground. What'd you guys

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like to do? We're like, what the fuck did I do

00:14:24.730 --> 00:14:27.490
that? Did I do that? I'm gonna try and mend his

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spine. Mend his spine? I don't think it's going

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to work. Don't do that. I don't think that works

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that way. Is it a real gnome or is it like a

00:14:34.889 --> 00:14:37.110
garden gnome? No, it's a real gnome. He's a fake

00:14:37.110 --> 00:14:39.610
garden gnome. He would have exploded. I can mend

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objects, so is he a garden gnome? All right,

00:14:43.259 --> 00:14:46.299
so yeah, you weren't able to get this mirror,

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but you saved Duke. Is a spine in an object?

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What would you guys like to do now that you're

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all back together? Is there any way I could take

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the pieces of this mirror, mend it together,

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and put it on my shield and just reflect it at

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monsters and trap their ass? If you want to collect

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up the pieces of the mirror, yeah, probably when

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you get back to camp or rest or something, you

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could probably... work something together where

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we might be able to do something like that, yeah.

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Like, it probably won't be, like, a full -blown,

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like, mirror trapping, but you'll have, like,

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an attack you could do a day or something. You

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know what I mean? Do the mirror trapping attack.

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All right. Something like that. Yeah, that's

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a pretty good idea. Fine. Yeah. So, yeah, you

00:15:25.269 --> 00:15:27.289
can gather up the mirror pieces because there

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is no magic really gathering inside of you right

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now. Disco sheet. Okay. All right, yeah, you

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gather up shards of the mirror trapping. Anything

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else? Got a crystal skull, disco shield. I got

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a gnome. Let's see here. Give me a perception

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check, all of you, as a group. 15. Wait, 18 plus

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5. Okay, Miss Muffin. Where you looked under

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the bed originally. You're kind of seeing a glimmer

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this time, shining from underneath the bed. Yeah,

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my dark vision kicked in. So you reach under

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there and you grab this, what looks like a little...

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Sex toy. No! Stop it! Yes, it looks like a sex

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toy. But it's also, when you grab a hold of it,

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you get this memory just like shocked into your

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brain. It's like a memory shard. Not a good memory.

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So what you're seeing in this flash before your

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eyes is you're looking through what seems to

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be Minerva's eyes, the old woman. And you see

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her sitting on her bed just getting it. And you

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hear the door get kicked in. And she kind of

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hops up out of the bed, throws her sex toy under

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the bed. What the fuck? And starts to run outside.

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And you notice these fiery kind of creatures

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busting down the door. Yeah, she's going to hell

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for touching herself. You get this like hellish

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smell. That's insane. Kind of inferno -y burning

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up like brimstone. And you see winged creature

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kind of come in and just start to do some crazy

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shit. And she gets dragged out of the house and

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pulled away. Towards the east. And you see her

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disappear into the trees. Poor Minerva. She just

00:17:12.759 --> 00:17:15.980
wanted a good time. Yeah. But, hey. Now you're

00:17:15.980 --> 00:17:17.500
touching her. Masturbate before you're married

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and you're going to hell. Why is it shiny? You

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said it was shiny. Because of... It was just

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used. It was moist. Blame dude. He's the one

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that said sex toy. Now I have to go with it.

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No, you don't have to. You're the master. I do.

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Hey, good ideas are good. Okay, so. You just

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picked it up all willy nilly literally. So willy

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nilly literally. So yeah, you get this image

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flashed before you and you realize that. She

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was drug away by some kind of hellish creatures

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towards the east. If you guys would like to leave

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this place, I think you've pretty much searched

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it. I'm going to stick this in my bag of holding.

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I'm glad you said your bag of holding. Yeah.

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Do a crystal scooch. Okay. All right. So, guys,

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give me a group survival check. As you're kind

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of walking through these woods, try to follow

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the tracks of... Either hellish fire or brimstone

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smells or footprints, whatever you're searching

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for. Survival? 15. 14 plus 1. Okay, that's good

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enough. So as you're walking through the east

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way, you're noticing, like, scorch marks on the

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ground, and you're hearing drag marks and stuff,

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and you get... Damn, did you hear that echo?

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Does it happen? No, you see that every time.

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It's just your spot. Anyways, you get further

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ahead and you start to see this pit in the ground

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up ahead and just flames, or not flames, smoke

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bowling out of it. Bellowing out of it? Bellowing

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out of it. What would you like to do? We see

00:18:55.839 --> 00:18:59.119
smoke bellowing out of what? A pit. Far up ahead,

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kind of about, I'd say you guys are probably

00:19:01.220 --> 00:19:03.970
about... 60 feet away from it. But there's a

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pit and you see a boiling water, smoke coming

00:19:07.170 --> 00:19:08.450
out of it. You haven't looked inside yet. You're

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not close enough. I approach. You want to approach?

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I'm a demon. Okay. Yeah, you're now scared from

00:19:13.910 --> 00:19:17.230
fire. Okay, I'm going to change the map. So as

00:19:17.230 --> 00:19:18.710
you approach... That's what I was trying to find

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on the map. I was like, where is it? As you approach

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the edge of this map, we're also using this physical

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map too now if you want to follow that as well.

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So as you approach this edge of this pit, You

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see this stairwell that leads down, and you're

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noticing that the bottom of this stairwell is

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a cage holding Minerva inside of a lava pit.

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Minerva! She's kind of held up by chains stuck

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into the wall. Make me a perception check, everybody.

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Toss your sext away at her. See what you can

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see. Sorry, I had her hidden. What was it? Perception?

00:19:51.319 --> 00:19:54.420
Yes. Oh, I wasn't listening. What'd you say?

00:19:55.339 --> 00:20:01.430
Perception. 20. Nat 20? 15 plus 5. Okay. Still

00:20:01.430 --> 00:20:06.130
pretty good. 14 plus 5. Okay, very good. My bad.

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So actually with that good roll, you notice that

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there are three creatures inside of here. One

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that looks like a demon, a pure devil of form,

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and he's got this large beard hanging off of

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him. You see these two... Let me... Look at this

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thing so I can describe it again. Perfect. Better.

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It looks just like a demon mouth hole full of

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people. That is a... Yes. So as you're looking

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down where you see this demon standing, he's

00:20:38.660 --> 00:20:41.339
standing inside of the skull that is formed in

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the side of the mountain. And then standing on

00:20:44.500 --> 00:20:47.960
top of the cage, you see these two demonic, gorilla,

00:20:48.339 --> 00:20:50.980
big -ass, large creatures just hanging onto the

00:20:50.980 --> 00:20:53.990
cage as if they're just... Made to protect. They're

00:20:53.990 --> 00:20:55.730
there to defend, and they're there to make sure

00:20:55.730 --> 00:20:57.950
this bitch stays. Get a smidgen out of my back.

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They are called baroguras. Baroguras. I really

00:21:01.690 --> 00:21:03.029
don't know how to say it. It's really fucking

00:21:03.029 --> 00:21:05.230
hard. They're called gorilla monkeys. Barogura.

00:21:05.630 --> 00:21:08.829
Barogura. Just say gorilla monkeys. Yeah, they

00:21:08.829 --> 00:21:11.609
are the demon gorillas. That's not what I said.

00:21:11.769 --> 00:21:14.930
Barogura. Yes, and with the perception, you also

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see that at the end of each of the chains that

00:21:17.450 --> 00:21:20.369
are... connecting it, the smaller chains that

00:21:20.369 --> 00:21:21.589
you see, the big chains, you don't have to worry

00:21:21.589 --> 00:21:23.630
about this. The smaller chains that are connecting

00:21:23.630 --> 00:21:25.990
to the ends are imps holding onto like crank

00:21:25.990 --> 00:21:29.390
handles. Yeah. So you might have a little bit

00:21:29.390 --> 00:21:32.849
of a time limit once this pops off. Wow. Yeah.

00:21:34.049 --> 00:21:37.890
Okay. So what would you guys like to do as you've

00:21:37.890 --> 00:21:39.869
kind of peered over the top of this pit? Well,

00:21:39.970 --> 00:21:42.210
I have no freaking idea. Any plan? Because you

00:21:42.210 --> 00:21:45.170
know that there is a demon or a devil. There's

00:21:45.170 --> 00:21:47.849
two demonic gorilla ape things, and there are

00:21:47.849 --> 00:21:50.670
imps holding cranks on all the chains. It hasn't

00:21:50.670 --> 00:21:53.410
started combat. You guys are probably about 40

00:21:53.410 --> 00:21:56.410
feet up on top of this mountain stairwell, so

00:21:56.410 --> 00:21:58.430
they haven't necessarily noticed you at the top

00:21:58.430 --> 00:22:00.710
yet. Oh, they haven't noticed us yet. Invisible

00:22:00.710 --> 00:22:06.009
cloak. Okay. Is that it? Are you going to do

00:22:06.009 --> 00:22:07.109
anything else, or are you just going to stand

00:22:07.109 --> 00:22:08.150
invisible at the top of the mountain? I'm waiting

00:22:08.150 --> 00:22:09.849
for a plan from my friends. All right, well,

00:22:09.950 --> 00:22:11.789
what do you guys want to do? We don't fuck my

00:22:11.789 --> 00:22:15.269
plan always, dude. crash the party smash fucking

00:22:15.269 --> 00:22:19.470
heads yeah I'm about on the same page okay so

00:22:19.470 --> 00:22:22.529
are we going to sneak down this bitch are we

00:22:22.529 --> 00:22:25.109
going to leap are we going to fly I have no idea

00:22:25.109 --> 00:22:27.569
what the range is around here so this is all

00:22:27.569 --> 00:22:31.750
metal right no this is like a pit of stone no

00:22:31.750 --> 00:22:34.690
I mean the chains the chains are metal yes so

00:22:34.690 --> 00:22:38.440
if I had an electric weapon I need to get a grasp

00:22:38.440 --> 00:22:41.539
on the linear distance. She's in a cage. I need

00:22:41.539 --> 00:22:44.359
to get a grasp on our linear distance. Just tell

00:22:44.359 --> 00:22:46.839
her to jump. We don't have a grid, so roughly

00:22:46.839 --> 00:22:50.000
how far are we from the cage? From the top of

00:22:50.000 --> 00:22:53.099
the mountain? Without taking elevation into account,

00:22:53.220 --> 00:22:56.279
just laterally. Straight across? 60 feet. So

00:22:56.279 --> 00:22:59.380
you're about 40 feet high, but it's 60 feet straight

00:22:59.380 --> 00:23:01.619
from where you're standing across, but it's lower

00:23:01.619 --> 00:23:05.220
than you. So roughly, probably the imp too, we're

00:23:05.220 --> 00:23:08.309
talking like 80 feet. Yes, that's 90 exactly.

00:23:08.730 --> 00:23:13.670
Okay. Okay. The second imp on the east side,

00:23:13.750 --> 00:23:18.170
yeah. Sounds like plans are brewing. Yeah, because

00:23:18.170 --> 00:23:19.710
you guys haven't been discovered yet, so you

00:23:19.710 --> 00:23:21.569
are able to kind of... I'm going to start just

00:23:21.569 --> 00:23:22.750
walking down the staircase. If he wants to stealth,

00:23:22.970 --> 00:23:24.970
if you want to jump, if you want to fly, if you

00:23:24.970 --> 00:23:26.930
want to... Do whatever you guys got in your arsenal

00:23:26.930 --> 00:23:29.349
of things to do. You can surprise rounds. I'm

00:23:29.349 --> 00:23:31.470
already at the bottom of the staircase now. You

00:23:31.470 --> 00:23:35.230
have to pop your rage. I think we did your movement

00:23:35.230 --> 00:23:36.730
speed doubled or something because that's usually

00:23:36.730 --> 00:23:38.890
what it said. It was like 60 feet of fly or something

00:23:38.890 --> 00:23:44.509
like that. Okay. I believe. Amp number one looks

00:23:44.509 --> 00:23:47.710
like the way this map is set up. It looks like...

00:23:47.960 --> 00:23:51.319
I can step down three steps. All of us could

00:23:51.319 --> 00:23:53.779
reach imp number one. But it is 40 foot down.

00:23:53.980 --> 00:23:56.400
So you have to go 40 feet down the stairs. And

00:23:56.400 --> 00:23:59.240
then you're on the platform with the imp. So

00:23:59.240 --> 00:24:02.779
I'm going to sneak 40 feet down the stairs. And

00:24:02.779 --> 00:24:08.460
that... My movement speed is how much? Like 35.

00:24:08.740 --> 00:24:11.640
But you also have bonus action dash if you wanted

00:24:11.640 --> 00:24:15.039
to do 60. So I'm going to dash up to this bitch.

00:24:15.279 --> 00:24:16.940
To imp one? Are you going to do like a sneak

00:24:16.940 --> 00:24:20.859
up? Yeah. So, roll me a stealth check with advantage.

00:24:21.960 --> 00:24:23.039
Stealth with advantage? I'm probably going to

00:24:23.039 --> 00:24:26.319
do something stupid. Well, at this point, Kelly's

00:24:26.319 --> 00:24:28.140
in position for something if she wins a stealth

00:24:28.140 --> 00:24:29.599
check. If not, she's going to pop off initiative.

00:24:29.920 --> 00:24:36.500
14 plus 12. 14 plus 12. You are not detected,

00:24:36.559 --> 00:24:38.980
so you are stealthed by imp 1. That means I come

00:24:38.980 --> 00:24:40.619
right up behind him and stab him right in the

00:24:40.619 --> 00:24:41.720
neck. So you can hold if you want, because you

00:24:41.720 --> 00:24:43.799
don't have any more actions. Because you invisible,

00:24:44.039 --> 00:24:47.319
dashed, and stealth checked. Hold. So now Duke,

00:24:47.380 --> 00:24:48.960
I think, wants to do something. If he wants to

00:24:48.960 --> 00:24:52.200
pop off, you will still be hidden through initiative

00:24:52.200 --> 00:24:54.839
start. Can I ready up my dagger with the poison

00:24:54.839 --> 00:24:57.279
on it? To attack when? To attack him right in

00:24:57.279 --> 00:24:59.299
the neck when I need to. Yes, ready is a real

00:24:59.299 --> 00:25:02.079
rule in D &D. So yes, you can ready your dagger

00:25:02.079 --> 00:25:05.140
to attack the M1. Make sure you say my poison

00:25:05.140 --> 00:25:08.619
dagger. Yes, once you have an attack ready, so

00:25:08.619 --> 00:25:11.940
once combat starts. your attack will hit. So

00:25:11.940 --> 00:25:13.859
now it's up to the other two to perform whatever

00:25:13.859 --> 00:25:15.819
they want to do. Actually, my bad. It says Dagger

00:25:15.819 --> 00:25:18.740
of Venom. That's way cooler. So, Duke, you said

00:25:18.740 --> 00:25:20.319
you had something you wanted to do that might

00:25:20.319 --> 00:25:22.980
start off this shit? Well, do you want to do

00:25:22.980 --> 00:25:24.720
anything? Because I'm a Randy. Because you could

00:25:24.720 --> 00:25:26.759
be blasting magic from up top and kind of stay

00:25:26.759 --> 00:25:30.680
back and heal and whatnot. Or move closer, too,

00:25:30.740 --> 00:25:32.140
if you needed to get someone down the stairs

00:25:32.140 --> 00:25:34.740
because it is 40 foot up. So you would have advantage

00:25:34.740 --> 00:25:36.599
on your attacks, too, because you'd be high ground.

00:25:38.089 --> 00:25:39.589
If that's what you want to do. Alright, yeah.

00:25:39.730 --> 00:25:42.869
Okay, cool. I'll just stay then. Okay. I'm going

00:25:42.869 --> 00:25:46.869
to move six feet away from Flea Steak. But...

00:25:46.869 --> 00:25:54.869
I think... Hold on. I dare you to move. What's

00:25:54.869 --> 00:25:56.430
your plan, though, Duke? What are you planning

00:25:56.430 --> 00:25:59.470
to do? I'm likely going to rage and fly straight

00:25:59.470 --> 00:26:02.210
down to fuck up and borrow Gurus. Both of them.

00:26:02.250 --> 00:26:03.269
So you're going to fly straight to the cage?

00:26:03.470 --> 00:26:05.990
Yeah. Okay. Well, they hopefully deal with the

00:26:05.990 --> 00:26:08.150
imps for the most part. And if I can, I'm going

00:26:08.150 --> 00:26:11.089
to fly across if I have time to get imp number

00:26:11.089 --> 00:26:14.230
three since he's so damn far away. Okay. And

00:26:14.230 --> 00:26:16.390
hopefully the bearded devil doesn't be a dick

00:26:16.390 --> 00:26:18.609
about me beating up these borrowed girls. Oh,

00:26:18.630 --> 00:26:19.470
you're going to have to worry more about the

00:26:19.470 --> 00:26:21.430
borrowed girls than you about him. Yeah. All

00:26:21.430 --> 00:26:25.309
right. So the way this is going to work then,

00:26:25.369 --> 00:26:28.890
we got fleece. What's that? What do you mean?

00:26:29.529 --> 00:26:34.539
Just aid. As aid, what's that do? Bolsters your

00:26:34.539 --> 00:26:36.460
allies with toughness and resolve. Choose up

00:26:36.460 --> 00:26:38.680
to three creatures within range. Each target's

00:26:38.680 --> 00:26:41.480
hit point maximum and current hit points increased

00:26:41.480 --> 00:26:44.359
by five for the duration. So they get five extra

00:26:44.359 --> 00:26:46.980
hit points? Mm -hmm. Yeah, if you want to do

00:26:46.980 --> 00:26:49.440
that, that's fine. I think at this point it's

00:26:49.440 --> 00:26:50.839
more... I'd save that for, like, low -health

00:26:50.839 --> 00:26:54.019
situations. You can if you want. Well, because

00:26:54.019 --> 00:26:55.940
it said it gives you five. Yeah, so it'll give

00:26:55.940 --> 00:26:58.579
you five and temporary five. Temporary, so if

00:26:58.579 --> 00:27:00.220
you're full health, you're losing half of the

00:27:00.220 --> 00:27:03.640
effect. True that. Makes sense. Do you have,

00:27:03.680 --> 00:27:07.700
like, Bless or anything? I was looking for...

00:27:07.700 --> 00:27:10.380
This ain't a fight that I was thinking that we

00:27:10.380 --> 00:27:13.180
were getting into, but Enhance Ability was what

00:27:13.180 --> 00:27:14.799
I was really thinking about. I think that might

00:27:14.799 --> 00:27:18.099
be one person, or you touch them or something.

00:27:18.279 --> 00:27:20.000
You enhance their melee attacks. Never mind.

00:27:20.140 --> 00:27:22.039
Sorry. Okay, well, that's fine. If you want to

00:27:22.039 --> 00:27:24.920
kind of stand up. Do Crystal, yeah, do your thing.

00:27:24.980 --> 00:27:27.019
You're going to, what, pop your rage? Yes. And

00:27:27.019 --> 00:27:31.319
then fly? Okay. I will say with that... since

00:27:31.319 --> 00:27:33.000
you're kind of just you can just kind of run

00:27:33.000 --> 00:27:37.160
and like rage and jump off the top fly over and

00:27:37.160 --> 00:27:39.500
land and then we will start initiative so like

00:27:39.500 --> 00:27:41.640
you won't do a wingsuit yeah so because they're

00:27:41.640 --> 00:27:43.259
going to notice you fucking popping an explosion

00:27:43.259 --> 00:27:46.079
of fire and then leaping at them yes so i won't

00:27:46.079 --> 00:27:48.039
make it like oh they notice you and then you

00:27:48.039 --> 00:27:49.720
have to wait to fly so i'm going to say with

00:27:49.720 --> 00:27:51.940
the running they just see a demon like dive so

00:27:51.940 --> 00:28:00.619
that's all roll initiative here oh boy Well,

00:28:00.700 --> 00:28:03.359
she or her attacks should land. Yeah, hers will

00:28:03.359 --> 00:28:05.160
land no matter what, but then we'll roll an initiative.

00:28:05.500 --> 00:28:09.940
Oof. I'm going to get my ass beat. Five. Ooh,

00:28:10.119 --> 00:28:13.900
that's bad. Five. Five. Yeah, both borrow girls

00:28:13.900 --> 00:28:18.019
are going to have the inspiration. I almost did

00:28:18.019 --> 00:28:20.940
it. No, because you never give them out. Yeah,

00:28:21.039 --> 00:28:24.079
you're right. I had one and I used it. You did

00:28:24.079 --> 00:28:25.700
better than me. I wrote a four. I hacked the

00:28:25.700 --> 00:28:28.599
part perfectly the whole time. I never get inspiration.

00:28:28.619 --> 00:28:31.420
I will say you can have a free re -roll of inspiration

00:28:31.420 --> 00:28:33.319
if you guys want to do it because you guys have

00:28:33.319 --> 00:28:34.980
all played your parts pretty well. I did just

00:28:34.980 --> 00:28:37.200
demonically fly into the two biggest... I suck

00:28:37.200 --> 00:28:39.299
at giving inspiration, so if you want a free

00:28:39.299 --> 00:28:41.220
re -roll on this, you can take it. Re -roll on

00:28:41.220 --> 00:28:44.140
what? Your initiative. Oh, wow. It's destiny.

00:28:44.400 --> 00:28:47.539
You get the same one? Five? A three plus two

00:28:47.539 --> 00:28:50.039
again. No way. I just rolled two threes back

00:28:50.039 --> 00:28:52.180
to back. Is that what you just said? Yeah. Ah!

00:28:52.319 --> 00:28:55.559
We're cursed. Wait, so what's mine plus? Wait,

00:28:55.599 --> 00:28:57.400
I wrote a three last time too because I got three

00:28:57.400 --> 00:29:00.480
and one. Four. It is it. Three plus four? Yeah.

00:29:00.940 --> 00:29:04.279
Seven. At least you guys aren't arranged to get

00:29:04.279 --> 00:29:06.960
beat up. That's not even fair. What is your split

00:29:06.960 --> 00:29:10.279
stick? Seven. Oh, my God. Jeez. Six plus one.

00:29:10.940 --> 00:29:14.279
All right. First up is, well, Kelly, make your

00:29:14.279 --> 00:29:15.880
attack. Glad I'm tough. Because you said you

00:29:15.880 --> 00:29:18.349
were readying an attack. Poison dag. So, are

00:29:18.349 --> 00:29:20.410
you using the poison? Or are you just daggering

00:29:20.410 --> 00:29:24.950
it? I already readied up the venom on it. So,

00:29:25.130 --> 00:29:28.250
yeah, I'm going to venom dagger his throat. Do

00:29:28.250 --> 00:29:32.069
it. Attack. Attack roll. No, attack roll. You

00:29:32.069 --> 00:29:34.049
can't just, this is D &D. You can't just say,

00:29:34.069 --> 00:29:37.490
I did it. I readied it up. I did it. 17 plus

00:29:37.490 --> 00:29:41.470
9 to hit. So, suck it. Yeah, that'll hit. 1d4

00:29:41.470 --> 00:29:46.940
plus 5. One second. That's not a d4. That sounded

00:29:46.940 --> 00:29:51.279
heavy. There's a lot of rolls there. It's a pretty

00:29:51.279 --> 00:29:56.180
round shape. Oh, wow. 4 plus 5. 9 damage. And

00:29:56.180 --> 00:29:59.779
your poison? Venom. I mean, you gotta roll the

00:29:59.779 --> 00:30:04.500
damage on it. Your venom? Well, I've never done

00:30:04.500 --> 00:30:07.039
that before, so what do I roll? You've done this

00:30:07.039 --> 00:30:12.119
a lot. 2d10 poison. Never mind, I remember now.

00:30:12.180 --> 00:30:15.410
I think you've done it quite a few times. Most

00:30:15.410 --> 00:30:17.210
of the time actually, I think a few times actually

00:30:17.210 --> 00:30:18.690
you've done it the skull does and it's done nothing.

00:30:18.910 --> 00:30:21.390
Oh, yeah, now I hear it. A few times actually,

00:30:21.509 --> 00:30:24.990
yeah. What's the d10? Your bones will rot. One

00:30:24.990 --> 00:30:28.190
with a zero. What was that on the wall? Probably.

00:30:30.089 --> 00:30:33.349
Oh, I found it. Yeah, it's that. A one. The space

00:30:33.349 --> 00:30:37.670
shuttle. And it says roll it twice. Three all

00:30:37.670 --> 00:30:40.230
together. Three all together poison damage? Yeah.

00:30:40.720 --> 00:30:41.839
You know what? Let me check something real quick.

00:30:41.880 --> 00:30:47.000
It says DC 15 constitution save me. Is it poisoned?

00:30:47.220 --> 00:30:51.720
Is that what the condition is? Cut that out of

00:30:51.720 --> 00:30:54.359
there. I'm dyslexic. Is the condition poisoned?

00:30:55.779 --> 00:30:57.319
Like, is it poison damage? Is that what it said?

00:31:02.819 --> 00:31:09.250
Damage is 1d4 plus 5. 2d10 poison. Damage type,

00:31:09.369 --> 00:31:11.690
it says piercing. You stick him with this poison

00:31:11.690 --> 00:31:15.069
and you try to inject the poison into him and

00:31:15.069 --> 00:31:17.490
you see him grit his teeth and the venom, he

00:31:17.490 --> 00:31:19.250
just kind of absorbs it and takes no damage from

00:31:19.250 --> 00:31:22.269
the venom. It says he becomes a poison for one

00:31:22.269 --> 00:31:24.609
minute. The dagger can't be used this way again

00:31:24.609 --> 00:31:27.089
until the next dawn. Yeah, he's immune to poison.

00:31:27.410 --> 00:31:30.230
You didn't tell me. I wasn't gonna. So it's his

00:31:30.230 --> 00:31:53.059
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00:32:48.269 --> 00:32:49.910
his throat anyway. You did. He's just not dead.

00:32:50.289 --> 00:32:52.549
So now it's imp one's turn as you kind of stop

00:32:52.549 --> 00:32:54.089
him. Well, you did stop him from cranking or

00:32:54.089 --> 00:32:56.589
trying to lower her into some lava. Because the

00:32:56.589 --> 00:32:58.730
other two are cranking, which is going to make

00:32:58.730 --> 00:33:01.829
it slower. He is going to... What's that called?

00:33:01.890 --> 00:33:05.569
A sting attack. Whoa. Two plus five. Okay, he

00:33:05.569 --> 00:33:10.609
misses so bad. Yeah. Kick him. He's just distracted

00:33:10.609 --> 00:33:13.529
because he's trying to crank. It is the second

00:33:13.529 --> 00:33:15.049
imps. He's going to make his strength check.

00:33:15.529 --> 00:33:18.970
Oh, he cranks hard. And you see his chain kind

00:33:18.970 --> 00:33:22.430
of drop her a little bit. Well, the other one's

00:33:22.430 --> 00:33:24.970
got to roll, too, to drop her fully. But half

00:33:24.970 --> 00:33:28.269
cranked is what we'll say. Half cranked. Half

00:33:28.269 --> 00:33:32.769
cranked. This is a Jason Statham movie. Now it

00:33:32.769 --> 00:33:37.049
is the bearded devil. Oh, boy. Jesus Christ.

00:33:37.470 --> 00:33:39.730
What can you do here? Jesus Christ. He ain't

00:33:39.730 --> 00:33:41.670
gonna do shit. I'm gonna fucking clap his cheeks.

00:33:44.400 --> 00:33:46.440
He don't have flight. Okay, so he's going to

00:33:46.440 --> 00:33:48.920
have to... He's a pussy. He's going to walk in

00:33:48.920 --> 00:33:51.200
the lava. Why is he bearded? He don't have a

00:33:51.200 --> 00:33:54.000
beard. Yeah, so he's going to just stand by because

00:33:54.000 --> 00:33:55.900
he doesn't have any range and he's just going

00:33:55.900 --> 00:33:58.180
to wait and see what happens. It is the bar...

00:33:58.180 --> 00:34:02.400
It's gorilla demon time. He's going to do an

00:34:02.400 --> 00:34:07.700
attack to you, Duke. Of course he is. Multi -attack.

00:34:08.000 --> 00:34:11.619
Of course it is. I figured that much. Okay. That

00:34:11.619 --> 00:34:18.130
is a 16 plus 7. That's a miss. don't even ask

00:34:18.130 --> 00:34:23.590
alrighty now it's over 20 it is almost 4 and

00:34:23.590 --> 00:34:31.449
so 8 plus 4 with the first hit and then the second

00:34:31.449 --> 00:34:36.630
one is a thrash okay that's a 16 plus 7 okay

00:34:36.630 --> 00:34:42.530
1d10 and that is a 4 plus 4 bludgeoning damage

00:34:42.530 --> 00:34:46.050
is he kind of just blah blah Target is a large

00:34:46.050 --> 00:34:48.130
or small creature. Make me a dexterity save.

00:34:52.469 --> 00:34:57.610
Let's see. Eleven. You are knocked prone. Okay.

00:34:59.989 --> 00:35:04.530
Alrighty. Next up. Minerva, she can't do anything

00:35:04.530 --> 00:35:06.929
yet. She's trapped in a cage. M3, you're going

00:35:06.929 --> 00:35:09.289
to make a strength check. He fails, so we're

00:35:09.289 --> 00:35:12.889
still at half crank. Miss Muffin, it's your turn.

00:35:13.550 --> 00:35:16.989
You're on an M. I'm going to dagger him. Okay.

00:35:17.590 --> 00:35:23.230
Dagger him. This time, I can double dagger because

00:35:23.230 --> 00:35:27.329
I haven't done shit yet. Dude, my phone will

00:35:27.329 --> 00:35:35.269
not move. Okay, so for my first dagger, 13 plus

00:35:35.269 --> 00:35:44.940
9 to hit. 1d4 plus 5. Damage. Four plus five,

00:35:45.000 --> 00:35:49.000
nine damage. Second dagger does not hit. Two

00:35:49.000 --> 00:35:53.440
plus nine. Eleven. What was the damage on the

00:35:53.440 --> 00:35:56.619
first one? Nine damage? Yep. All right. Well,

00:35:56.699 --> 00:36:00.159
that's that. Now it is Flea Stick's turn. You're

00:36:00.159 --> 00:36:02.500
up top, 40 feet above them all. What are you

00:36:02.500 --> 00:36:13.039
doing? That's that. Hmm. And they attack these

00:36:13.039 --> 00:36:17.199
two, right? She's on imp one, and Duke is on

00:36:17.199 --> 00:36:34.280
the cage. All right, so I'm on the cage. I guess

00:36:34.280 --> 00:36:36.579
imp two is the one that's still cranking, right?

00:36:38.000 --> 00:36:40.679
Yeah, imp two is still cranking. Cranking good.

00:36:41.000 --> 00:36:46.260
Cranking good. I'm gonna Guiding Bolt his ass.

00:36:46.460 --> 00:36:49.820
Guiding Bolt? Yeah. Okay, what spell slot? Level

00:36:49.820 --> 00:36:53.840
1? Level 2? Yeah, Level 1. Okay. Mark your spell.

00:36:54.159 --> 00:37:03.719
Do the attack roll. 16 plus 9. Um, yeah. Luckily,

00:37:03.820 --> 00:37:10.320
imps aren't incredibly strong. Alright. So, 1

00:37:10.320 --> 00:37:21.820
damage? Five damage. Last one. Seven damage.

00:37:22.480 --> 00:37:24.639
Seven damage, and next attack against that one

00:37:24.639 --> 00:37:26.719
has advantage, because Guiding Bolt does that.

00:37:28.340 --> 00:37:32.239
So, what are you doing next? Anything else? Might

00:37:32.239 --> 00:37:38.199
as well whip up the spiritual weapon. Okay. Where

00:37:38.199 --> 00:37:40.380
are you spawning it? Do you want to put it with

00:37:40.380 --> 00:37:43.639
Duke, Miss Muffin, or on a different imp? Somebody

00:37:43.639 --> 00:37:46.619
else? Yeah, I'll put it on M3, I guess. Try to

00:37:46.619 --> 00:37:49.179
knock it down. All right. Make me your attack

00:37:49.179 --> 00:37:51.619
roll. I think it attacks when you spawn it, right?

00:37:51.840 --> 00:37:57.659
Yes, sir. Okay. Good use of the... The girl.

00:37:58.079 --> 00:38:01.000
The old... Is it coming out as the trash can

00:38:01.000 --> 00:38:09.159
lid? Yeah. Okay. So, 11 or... What is it? 12

00:38:09.159 --> 00:38:13.239
plus 9. Oh, yeah. Definitely. So, 1, 2, 3...

00:38:14.800 --> 00:38:22.139
One d8 damage of forcing it. On to him. Seven.

00:38:22.900 --> 00:38:27.360
Seven damage to M3. Decent scattered damage across

00:38:27.360 --> 00:38:31.280
the map. Nice. Good work, guys. Thanks. Sorry,

00:38:31.300 --> 00:38:33.679
dude, because the other bar... I can't not fucking

00:38:33.679 --> 00:38:36.139
say that name. Gorilla thing. Gorilla thing.

00:38:36.909 --> 00:38:38.969
He's going to do his multi -attack. It looks

00:38:38.969 --> 00:38:41.230
like a Yeti from, like, a hot territory. That's

00:38:41.230 --> 00:38:43.769
what it reminds me of. 15 plus 7. Like a hell

00:38:43.769 --> 00:38:48.510
Yeti. Of course he did. That's 3. That's 2, so

00:38:48.510 --> 00:38:55.469
3 and... 5 plus 4. Next attack, thrash. 12 plus

00:38:55.469 --> 00:39:03.789
7. 1d10. That was a bad roll. Just fall off.

00:39:04.469 --> 00:39:11.260
6 plus 4 damage on that one. Alright. That's

00:39:11.260 --> 00:39:15.880
his turn. Who is that against? Huh? He's against

00:39:15.880 --> 00:39:18.739
both gorillas right now. On the cage. It's your

00:39:18.739 --> 00:39:24.039
turn now, dude. Okay. Well, first things first.

00:39:24.420 --> 00:39:26.139
That one's getting cracked in the fucking face

00:39:26.139 --> 00:39:30.300
with a flametongue. One or two? The first one.

00:39:30.460 --> 00:39:34.559
Okay. It's lit with fire, you said? Yes. Okay.

00:39:38.810 --> 00:39:43.030
Eight plus 11. Yeah, that's what they're not

00:39:43.030 --> 00:39:51.329
incredibly armored either Six standard damage

00:39:51.329 --> 00:40:02.030
And six four six standard and six fire yes All

00:40:02.030 --> 00:40:04.469
right, so, yeah, the flame hits him, and he kind

00:40:04.469 --> 00:40:06.570
of burns, but doesn't do as much damage as you

00:40:06.570 --> 00:40:09.210
could expect, as you would assume. All right.

00:40:09.250 --> 00:40:12.550
And for my second attack, I will use my offhand,

00:40:12.630 --> 00:40:14.909
and I will use command with the Wand of Fear

00:40:14.909 --> 00:40:19.289
on that same one. Oh, fuck. What do I got to

00:40:19.289 --> 00:40:21.730
do? Well, holding the wand, you can use an action

00:40:21.730 --> 00:40:24.610
to expend one charge, command another creature

00:40:24.610 --> 00:40:27.969
to flee or grovel. I'll pick flee. Okay. He has

00:40:27.969 --> 00:40:32.750
to make a DC 15 wisdom save. Okay, do you see

00:40:32.750 --> 00:40:37.469
wisdom? 15? Yes, out of a gorilla. I highly doubt.

00:40:38.690 --> 00:40:42.090
What the fuck? You're using way to dice over

00:40:42.090 --> 00:40:47.550
there. It's the Odyssey. So yeah, he saves on

00:40:47.550 --> 00:40:50.369
that 20. Alright, good for him. Well, that was

00:40:50.369 --> 00:40:53.170
a good shot. I forgot about that wand already.

00:40:53.869 --> 00:40:56.889
Alright, imp one. He's going to divert his attention

00:40:56.889 --> 00:40:58.869
to try and attack you, Kelly, instead of cranking.

00:40:58.929 --> 00:41:01.750
No! Why me? He knows he's going to die if you

00:41:01.750 --> 00:41:03.409
don't. You mean Mr. Warren. The DM's cheating.

00:41:03.449 --> 00:41:07.030
Oh, not 20. The DM's fucking cheating. He's got

00:41:07.030 --> 00:41:08.750
way to go. What the fuck? Not with disadvantage.

00:41:09.190 --> 00:41:12.949
No. I cast it on you. 1d6. I'm going to roll

00:41:12.949 --> 00:41:19.289
it twice. 1. 5. So 6 plus 3 damage to you. 6

00:41:19.289 --> 00:41:22.670
plus 3? And actually. That's 7, 8, 9. And 3 poison

00:41:22.670 --> 00:41:28.190
damage. I didn't see that last time he stung

00:41:28.190 --> 00:41:37.050
you. So, bug you. F2. He's down there by himself,

00:41:37.170 --> 00:41:40.570
so he's just going to crank it. 14. What's his

00:41:40.570 --> 00:41:45.010
strength be here? Oh, 14 minus 2. Yeah, he's

00:41:45.010 --> 00:41:48.889
not doing much cranking. Good. Next up, Bearded

00:41:48.889 --> 00:41:51.630
Devil. Let's see what he can do here exactly

00:41:51.630 --> 00:41:54.489
of range. I don't think he has any range shit.

00:41:57.309 --> 00:41:59.949
So he's going to just start making his way towards

00:41:59.949 --> 00:42:02.710
Miss Muffin. What? Walking through the flames.

00:42:02.750 --> 00:42:04.449
He can't get the man fucking up on a cage. Yep.

00:42:04.489 --> 00:42:06.389
He does not have a whole lot of movement speed,

00:42:06.550 --> 00:42:09.989
but he's moving. All right. You better fucking

00:42:09.989 --> 00:42:11.929
do your shit quick and start doing what the fuck

00:42:11.929 --> 00:42:17.269
I have. All right. Second bar gruel. Bar gruel.

00:42:17.690 --> 00:42:19.429
Second bar gruel. I'm trying to say it. It's

00:42:19.429 --> 00:42:22.010
the second bar gruel. Second bar gruel. Sorry,

00:42:22.110 --> 00:42:24.130
dude. Actually. Yeah, sorry, dude. Actually.

00:42:24.650 --> 00:42:27.530
What the fuck? Actually, sorry. Are you broken?

00:42:27.869 --> 00:42:29.789
He's going to take an opportunity attack because

00:42:29.789 --> 00:42:30.929
I'm thinking outside the box. What the fuck?

00:42:31.250 --> 00:42:32.849
No, I mean, you can take your opportunity attack.

00:42:33.050 --> 00:42:35.349
He's going to run. He's going to use dash and

00:42:35.349 --> 00:42:36.670
he's going to make his way towards that cleric

00:42:36.670 --> 00:42:39.449
before it starts nailing his bitch ass. So make

00:42:39.449 --> 00:42:42.469
your opportunity attack. Get out of here. I can't

00:42:42.469 --> 00:42:47.070
let you get off too easy. Why not? What? Oh,

00:42:47.769 --> 00:42:52.630
shit. Okay, so I'm switching dice. Yeah, you

00:42:52.630 --> 00:42:54.510
go to swing at this fucking gorilla as it comes

00:42:54.510 --> 00:42:56.969
past you to make its way, and you kind of slit

00:42:56.969 --> 00:42:59.030
trip a little bit. Make me a dexterity save.

00:42:59.409 --> 00:43:03.610
After you do a little slit trip. And the bar

00:43:03.610 --> 00:43:08.050
gorilla, two, one is at the bottom of the stairs.

00:43:08.329 --> 00:43:12.190
Please take. 17. Okay, you grab onto the edge

00:43:12.190 --> 00:43:14.090
of the cage, and you're able to kind of wiggle

00:43:14.090 --> 00:43:15.789
your way back up and not fall into a pit of lava.

00:43:15.929 --> 00:43:18.710
Good. Well, it wouldn't fucking matter. Fuck.

00:43:19.550 --> 00:43:23.170
You have fall damage. This is not what I'm flying.

00:43:23.809 --> 00:43:26.949
All right. I probably would fall. That one was

00:43:26.949 --> 00:43:29.230
its turn. He's going to run to go get flea stick.

00:43:29.969 --> 00:43:33.789
Imp three. Fuck, I guess he's going to crank

00:43:33.789 --> 00:43:36.190
it. What else can you do but crank it? He fails.

00:43:36.530 --> 00:43:38.570
All the time you're like, I fucking hate your

00:43:38.570 --> 00:43:41.349
character. Fuck your character. Miss Muffin,

00:43:41.369 --> 00:43:47.050
it's your turn. You see about one turn movement

00:43:47.050 --> 00:43:50.199
speed away from you, 30 feet. is a bearded devil.

00:43:50.380 --> 00:43:52.559
So, imp's still standing in front of you as well.

00:43:56.400 --> 00:43:58.760
How many feet from me? He's 30 feet from you.

00:43:58.840 --> 00:44:00.219
30 feet from me. But the imp is still on you,

00:44:00.280 --> 00:44:02.500
so you could hope to God you kill him and can

00:44:02.500 --> 00:44:04.659
run, or see if you're going to fight a bearded

00:44:04.659 --> 00:44:07.000
devil face to face. And also, one of those fucking

00:44:07.000 --> 00:44:09.119
yeti things is running at somebody. It's about

00:44:09.119 --> 00:44:12.360
30 feet behind you, going about to go up towards

00:44:12.360 --> 00:44:17.579
fleece dude. I'm going to... I'm going to...

00:44:19.079 --> 00:44:22.000
Stab this imp in the neck and hopefully end its

00:44:22.000 --> 00:44:25.739
life! And then dash up to fleece it. So you gotta

00:44:25.739 --> 00:44:27.619
come up behind the gorilla thing? Because it's

00:44:27.619 --> 00:44:29.519
on the bottom of the stairs. Are you serious?

00:44:29.719 --> 00:44:32.099
Yeah. I'm not at the bottom. Yeah, you are. You

00:44:32.099 --> 00:44:34.400
went down to go fight Theo. He's down there cranking.

00:44:34.420 --> 00:44:37.340
Yeah, he was only halfway. Remember? We talked

00:44:37.340 --> 00:44:39.179
about this. Yeah, there's like a little ledge

00:44:39.179 --> 00:44:41.719
here. He's down at the bottom of it, though.

00:44:42.440 --> 00:44:44.639
I don't remember saying he was halfway. You used

00:44:44.639 --> 00:44:46.400
dash to get all the way to him. To go down the

00:44:46.400 --> 00:44:48.800
stairs and get to him. Yeah. Halfway down the

00:44:48.800 --> 00:44:52.619
stairs to him. No. Back up the track. I swear

00:44:52.619 --> 00:44:55.559
you said it. I mean, technically he is up on

00:44:55.559 --> 00:44:57.840
a ledge up here. No, I was saying, I said, that

00:44:57.840 --> 00:45:01.159
was the whole point of using Dash was to get

00:45:01.159 --> 00:45:07.559
all the way down to him. So. Um. You can climb

00:45:07.559 --> 00:45:10.969
if you want to climb the wall. Okay. I have,

00:45:10.969 --> 00:45:15.110
what are they called? Oh yeah, your boots of

00:45:15.110 --> 00:45:16.889
spider climbing. So yeah, you can literally climb

00:45:16.889 --> 00:45:18.550
the wall. Slippers of slipperiness or something.

00:45:19.150 --> 00:45:21.929
Boots of spider climbing. They're called something

00:45:21.929 --> 00:45:24.349
else than that. No, they're not. Because they

00:45:24.349 --> 00:45:26.489
literally make you climb on walls. You used it

00:45:26.489 --> 00:45:29.150
to try to evade Duke last time in that one dungeon.

00:45:29.590 --> 00:45:33.099
I thought they were called something. Yeah. boots

00:45:33.099 --> 00:45:36.099
of spider climbing or something. Slippers. I

00:45:36.099 --> 00:45:37.980
thought they were called slippers. What the fuck

00:45:37.980 --> 00:45:39.920
ever? Boots? Slippers? They're goddamn shoes

00:45:39.920 --> 00:45:42.400
that make you climb on walls. Sandals? Why would

00:45:42.400 --> 00:45:45.500
they make anything that's like pertaining to

00:45:45.500 --> 00:45:49.739
climbing up a wall a slipper? Slippers of spider

00:45:49.739 --> 00:45:52.260
climbing. I already have those on. I leave them

00:45:52.260 --> 00:45:54.840
on. So if you want to kill the imp and then climb

00:45:54.840 --> 00:45:56.159
straight up the wall, you can, but you gotta

00:45:56.159 --> 00:45:57.699
make your attack roll against the imp. Okay,

00:45:57.719 --> 00:46:00.280
hell yeah. That's my plan. Okay. It's 40 feet

00:46:00.280 --> 00:46:06.429
up, so. You get to almost the top. 16 plus 9

00:46:06.429 --> 00:46:12.650
to stab him in the neck. 8 damage. You got lucky.

00:46:13.530 --> 00:46:15.010
That wasn't lucky. Actually, that was way over

00:46:15.010 --> 00:46:18.289
his health. He's dead. He spewed out by now.

00:46:18.289 --> 00:46:21.730
You didn't get lucky. He died. So yeah, now what

00:46:21.730 --> 00:46:23.900
do you want to do? Oh, I'm running. You're going

00:46:23.900 --> 00:46:25.340
to crawl right up the wall? Yeah, I've got to

00:46:25.340 --> 00:46:27.659
get the hell out of here. So I said that it was...

00:46:27.659 --> 00:46:29.880
I will give you fucking a bone and say that that

00:46:29.880 --> 00:46:31.420
guy does kind of look like he's on a small ledge

00:46:31.420 --> 00:46:34.260
at the bottom. So instead of it being a full

00:46:34.260 --> 00:46:36.820
40 feet, it'll be 30 feet up the top. Yeah, it's

00:46:36.820 --> 00:46:38.719
your map. You made it. You're to the top of the

00:46:38.719 --> 00:46:40.900
fucking... Shut up, or I'll take you back down

00:46:40.900 --> 00:46:45.400
the wall. No! I'm sorry. You fall. You fall because

00:46:45.400 --> 00:46:49.460
I said so. The rock breaks. Did you make this

00:46:49.460 --> 00:46:54.010
map? Oh, this one? Yeah. I do that one. That's

00:46:54.010 --> 00:46:57.989
pretty badass. So, yeah. Is that else? What else

00:46:57.989 --> 00:46:59.389
do you want to do? I guess that was probably...

00:46:59.389 --> 00:47:02.210
That's two actions. Okay. I don't know if I...

00:47:02.210 --> 00:47:04.030
Can I do another one? Nope, you're broke. I don't

00:47:04.030 --> 00:47:05.969
know if I'm broke. I refreshed on accident. I

00:47:05.969 --> 00:47:09.210
didn't mean to do that. Okay. You're up at the

00:47:09.210 --> 00:47:10.710
top. Good. I mean, at least you're a bit away

00:47:10.710 --> 00:47:12.010
from the devil now, so it's going to take him

00:47:12.010 --> 00:47:15.369
a harder time to get to you. Yeah, devil. That's

00:47:15.369 --> 00:47:17.670
my offense. Now it's flea stick. Your turn. What

00:47:17.670 --> 00:47:19.710
do you want to do? You got a margaret coming

00:47:19.710 --> 00:47:29.170
up the stairs at you. Alright. Marble. Marble.

00:47:31.690 --> 00:47:33.710
Marble. Marble Black. It's like when you're reading

00:47:33.710 --> 00:47:35.849
a book and you can't read the name. Marble Red.

00:47:36.070 --> 00:47:39.070
That's my name of my cowboy I read online. Marble

00:47:39.070 --> 00:47:42.829
Black. Marble Black. He's a rough guy. He's rough.

00:47:43.090 --> 00:47:46.750
Fuck it. Guiding Bull. Alright. Level... One.

00:47:46.809 --> 00:47:55.110
One? Okay. Do it. Dewey. 13 plus 9. Yes. Damn,

00:47:55.130 --> 00:47:58.329
plus 9. That's like wisdom. Spell attack. Pop

00:47:58.329 --> 00:48:14.909
it. Pop it, man. Pop. No. 3. Shit. 3. 3. Damn.

00:48:17.489 --> 00:48:21.579
I saved it on a 3. Alright, so what was that?

00:48:22.059 --> 00:48:24.780
10 damage? Plus anything? Or just straight 10?

00:48:25.480 --> 00:48:30.639
Just straight 10. Okay, 10 on him and advantage

00:48:30.639 --> 00:48:33.039
on the next attack. Oh wait, I got advantage

00:48:33.039 --> 00:48:36.440
on that too. No, it's on the one that you hit

00:48:36.440 --> 00:48:39.960
with the guiding bolt. So that one imp. I didn't

00:48:39.960 --> 00:48:45.400
hit him last time. You have advantage on this.

00:48:46.119 --> 00:48:49.159
Bonus action, you're going to hit with your...

00:48:49.420 --> 00:48:50.960
Oh, wait, yeah, I hit the... Never mind, sorry.

00:48:51.880 --> 00:48:54.559
Yeah, the shield to the imp this time. Okay.

00:48:57.039 --> 00:48:59.480
Or spiritual weapon, sorry. Well, yeah. Which

00:48:59.480 --> 00:49:03.940
is a shield. Spiritual shield. Yeah, okay. Wait.

00:49:04.679 --> 00:49:08.300
Okay. Yeah, you don't gotta cast it again. It

00:49:08.300 --> 00:49:15.019
just does it. 10 plus 9. 10 plus 9. To that imp.

00:49:15.059 --> 00:49:19.719
Which one is that imp? Thray? Thrice. Yeah, Jesus

00:49:19.719 --> 00:49:23.719
fuck this die. So all right one plus five Six

00:49:23.719 --> 00:49:27.599
all right six damage as he gets blasted in the

00:49:27.599 --> 00:49:29.559
back of the head with the shield again think

00:49:29.559 --> 00:49:32.679
That's the hope it's the one on the stairs. I

00:49:32.679 --> 00:49:37.440
think it's his turn now Wait No, the ones the

00:49:37.440 --> 00:49:40.019
one ran already didn't it or did it attack you?

00:49:40.960 --> 00:49:43.900
It ran didn't it? I think I just mixed them with

00:49:43.900 --> 00:49:46.940
the wrong ones. So It's the ones turn that's

00:49:46.940 --> 00:49:49.659
on you now Because then the other one ran. Okay.

00:49:50.119 --> 00:49:52.659
All right. He's going to do his... Actually,

00:49:52.760 --> 00:49:54.559
he's going to do something else, I think. Make

00:49:54.559 --> 00:49:58.440
sure you don't get away. Make sure you don't

00:49:58.440 --> 00:50:02.800
do something... Shitfuck. I'll show him, shitfuck.

00:50:05.340 --> 00:50:07.420
He's actually going to do something else that

00:50:07.420 --> 00:50:09.219
I find kind of shitty because I know he can fight

00:50:09.219 --> 00:50:11.940
you fist to fist. He's going to cast a spell

00:50:11.940 --> 00:50:15.300
because these fuckers can cast spells. The spell

00:50:15.300 --> 00:50:18.300
he's going to cast is called Entangle. And he's

00:50:18.300 --> 00:50:22.380
going to cast it on Miss Muffin to stop the rogue

00:50:22.380 --> 00:50:25.380
from doing roguely things. Miss Muffin, in a

00:50:25.380 --> 00:50:27.619
20 -foot square range around you and Flea Stick

00:50:27.619 --> 00:50:30.539
is grasping plants that sprout out of the ground

00:50:30.539 --> 00:50:32.480
and make you in difficult terrain, so your movement

00:50:32.480 --> 00:50:35.280
speed will be halved. I need both of you to make

00:50:35.280 --> 00:50:39.119
a strength saving throw. Miss Flea Stick, you

00:50:39.119 --> 00:50:42.579
have a chance. Miss Muffin, you don't. Hopefully.

00:50:45.659 --> 00:50:49.639
Roll with advantage? Shit. No, I don't think

00:50:49.639 --> 00:50:51.820
so. Can't I do that? Don't I have so many of

00:50:51.820 --> 00:50:54.960
those? What? Oh, a luck thing? Yeah, you can

00:50:54.960 --> 00:50:56.480
use a luck point. Okay. I forgot about that.

00:50:56.519 --> 00:50:59.059
So I'm going to roll again. Oh, it's even worse.

00:50:59.480 --> 00:51:01.159
You have to accept the next roll. That's the

00:51:01.159 --> 00:51:05.920
way it works, too. Really? Yeah. Yeah. That's

00:51:05.920 --> 00:51:10.400
luck for you. Well, two. Two? Yeah. Okay, so

00:51:10.400 --> 00:51:12.079
you are restrained, which means you can take

00:51:12.079 --> 00:51:14.619
an action to break out of being restrained your

00:51:14.619 --> 00:51:17.440
next turn. Strength athletics check. Dang it.

00:51:17.460 --> 00:51:21.320
What is yours? 2 plus 2, 4. You are also restrained

00:51:21.320 --> 00:51:26.920
on your next turn where you can break out. Yep.

00:51:44.239 --> 00:51:47.880
It's Imp 2's turn. He's going to crank. He fails.

00:51:48.559 --> 00:51:51.340
He fails. Bearded Devil's turn. He's going to

00:51:51.340 --> 00:51:56.619
make his way. Let's see. He's going to divert

00:51:56.619 --> 00:52:01.460
his attention towards the chain. He's going to

00:52:01.460 --> 00:52:05.260
make a hardcore strength check. Nat 20. He cranks

00:52:05.260 --> 00:52:07.559
this bitch so good that the other cranks didn't

00:52:07.559 --> 00:52:09.559
even need to be cranked. And she drops a whole

00:52:09.559 --> 00:52:14.519
10 feet towards the lava. Which also means, I

00:52:14.519 --> 00:52:19.260
mean, Duke, you are too, but who cares? It is

00:52:19.260 --> 00:52:22.739
Bargo's two's turn, the one out the stairs. You

00:52:22.739 --> 00:52:24.760
know what he's going to do? What's his movement

00:52:24.760 --> 00:52:28.599
speed? Yeah, he can get up there. Oh, wait. Actually,

00:52:28.679 --> 00:52:29.900
they can't get in on that. Yeah, he can't get

00:52:29.900 --> 00:52:31.300
up there. He can get right to you, flea stick,

00:52:31.420 --> 00:52:33.519
and he's going to fucking... He's gonna give

00:52:33.519 --> 00:52:37.019
you a piece. How can he get the flea stick? What,

00:52:37.039 --> 00:52:39.920
he's gonna roll a fucking... 20 feet around us?

00:52:40.139 --> 00:52:42.099
He's gonna roll like a 27 to hit it, probably.

00:52:42.659 --> 00:52:46.199
Grabbing your ass grass. Ass grass? Hang on now.

00:52:47.420 --> 00:52:50.980
You are correct, actually. Yes. His movement

00:52:50.980 --> 00:52:53.260
speed is half, so he's halfway up the stairs,

00:52:53.380 --> 00:52:56.019
and then he drops to half of his movement speed,

00:52:56.159 --> 00:52:59.420
so he can't move any further up there. Grabbing

00:52:59.420 --> 00:53:02.829
your ass grass. Good job, Kelly. Yeah. No, Miss

00:53:02.829 --> 00:53:06.150
Muffin. Well, Kelly decided, figured it out.

00:53:07.250 --> 00:53:11.909
Oh. You're right. Alright, so yeah, there you

00:53:11.909 --> 00:53:16.690
go. Place that right there. Lock it. Pop it.

00:53:16.809 --> 00:53:25.889
Put it in your pocket. Alright. I ain't got no

00:53:25.889 --> 00:53:28.010
pocket. That means next turn, I guess. Minerva,

00:53:28.050 --> 00:53:33.139
she can't do anything. Imp three. Crank. Five.

00:53:33.320 --> 00:53:36.260
They should just stop cranking. Miss Muffin,

00:53:36.260 --> 00:53:37.440
it's your turn. You want to make a strength check?

00:53:38.639 --> 00:53:45.260
Roll a luck point. Thirteen. Minus one. Twelve.

00:53:47.159 --> 00:53:52.159
And that's just to jerk my leg? To break free

00:53:52.159 --> 00:53:54.659
of the restraint, yes. Well, if that doesn't

00:53:54.659 --> 00:53:57.659
work, I'm going to dagger them. Can't use strength.

00:53:59.349 --> 00:54:02.369
What did you get? My arms too. What did you get?

00:54:02.550 --> 00:54:07.489
A 12. You barely failed. You are still restrained.

00:54:08.230 --> 00:54:11.309
13. I need a 13. Please stick. Give me a strength

00:54:11.309 --> 00:54:13.769
athletics check. If you have athletics, you can

00:54:13.769 --> 00:54:15.969
add that bonus to it. It saves odd numbers for

00:54:15.969 --> 00:54:19.409
some reason. 13. Because it's ones that you can't

00:54:19.409 --> 00:54:20.909
have. It's always like you're going to be one

00:54:20.909 --> 00:54:22.530
short or something. Should I roll for each one?

00:54:23.230 --> 00:54:25.329
What? Roll for each one? Just roll away strength

00:54:25.329 --> 00:54:31.199
athletics. Oh. 19 plus 6. You break free. Lucky.

00:54:31.340 --> 00:54:34.260
Good job. He's out of the ass grab. That is taking

00:54:34.260 --> 00:54:36.400
action. So that was your action to break free.

00:54:36.480 --> 00:54:38.699
So you have a bonus action to do something if

00:54:38.699 --> 00:54:40.019
you want. Kill that guy coming for you. You don't

00:54:40.019 --> 00:54:41.960
have a main action. Yeah. I'm going to try and

00:54:41.960 --> 00:54:43.739
knock him down the stairs with my spiritual weapon.

00:54:44.139 --> 00:54:46.360
You're going to move it to you and hit him? Yeah.

00:54:46.400 --> 00:54:48.440
Okay. Alright. That works. Because it can move

00:54:48.440 --> 00:54:51.840
fucking far. I think that was 60 feet or something.

00:54:51.880 --> 00:54:55.420
Yeah. It's pretty decent. That's my dash speed.

00:54:56.500 --> 00:55:04.699
I mean. Distance. 19 plus 9. That's another 19.

00:55:05.159 --> 00:55:06.480
It's because you yelled at me. Well, his fucking

00:55:06.480 --> 00:55:09.159
shield goes off of his, like, spell attack shit,

00:55:09.239 --> 00:55:11.079
so it hits hard. It's always fucking got a huge

00:55:11.079 --> 00:55:15.119
modifier. Motherfucker! This thing's going in

00:55:15.119 --> 00:55:20.780
jail. See you later. Uh, 1 plus 5, so 6. On the

00:55:20.780 --> 00:55:24.599
damage. 1 plus 5, so 6 damage. I need to get

00:55:24.599 --> 00:55:28.570
a dice, too. Six. I know. I was going to get

00:55:28.570 --> 00:55:30.289
a really cool one, and then I didn't get it.

00:55:30.309 --> 00:55:32.230
Punish them when they're being bad. All right,

00:55:32.230 --> 00:55:35.670
Duke. One on you. The die has to be right. Oh,

00:55:35.809 --> 00:55:37.929
he fails the first hit. Does that make a second

00:55:37.929 --> 00:55:40.409
attack? He fails. Why does he get two turns before

00:55:40.409 --> 00:55:43.849
I've got a turn? What? You're next. You and him

00:55:43.849 --> 00:55:45.369
are the same initiative. Wasn't that the same

00:55:45.369 --> 00:55:48.349
one that just threw the grass shit up on the

00:55:48.349 --> 00:55:51.260
hill for them? No, that was the other one. We

00:55:51.260 --> 00:55:52.920
just burnt through all their turns really fast.

00:55:53.480 --> 00:55:55.920
Because all they could do... Well, she didn't

00:55:55.920 --> 00:55:57.880
even really get a turn. She failed her thing,

00:55:57.900 --> 00:55:59.500
so she's restrained. So yeah, that was that one.

00:56:00.079 --> 00:56:02.079
But he failed. He missed both of his swings,

00:56:02.159 --> 00:56:06.400
so now it's your turn. Well, apparently Barbarian

00:56:06.400 --> 00:56:10.820
ain't working, so we're gonna go Warlock. I'm

00:56:10.820 --> 00:56:12.019
gonna hit him with a fucking lightning bolt.

00:56:12.980 --> 00:56:17.840
Okay. He has to make a... What is the dex save

00:56:17.840 --> 00:56:21.139
on that? It should say in your spell saves now,

00:56:21.260 --> 00:56:27.539
now that you're a fucking warlock. Fifteen. Fourteen.

00:56:27.699 --> 00:56:31.480
Okay. That was close. What was it? Wisdom? Yeah.

00:56:32.880 --> 00:56:35.000
Alrighty. No, that one's dex, actually, for lightning.

00:56:35.179 --> 00:56:39.300
Oh, dex. Okay. He fails. Good. So he takes eight

00:56:39.300 --> 00:56:42.239
d6. He barely failed, actually. He just barely

00:56:42.239 --> 00:56:55.980
fucking failed. Eight d6 Not six seven Thirty

00:56:55.980 --> 00:57:09.679
one damage. Yeah bolt of lightning just like

00:57:10.500 --> 00:57:13.320
crackles out and just blasts through him like

00:57:13.320 --> 00:57:15.699
hits the walls of the pit and is firing out in

00:57:15.699 --> 00:57:23.579
this thing roll me roll me a roll me a luck roll

00:57:23.579 --> 00:57:26.199
here you wanna see if it killed her too huh roll

00:57:26.199 --> 00:57:32.260
me a d20 16 alright So you zap this thing and

00:57:32.260 --> 00:57:35.039
it kind of hits the chains of this machine and

00:57:35.039 --> 00:57:37.480
just kind of arcs out and shoots backwards towards

00:57:37.480 --> 00:57:39.739
the thing and actually is going to hit. Oh, shit.

00:57:39.800 --> 00:57:41.500
The bearded devil and the. I was worried it was

00:57:41.500 --> 00:57:43.420
going to hit Ogre. Well, if you failed, it was

00:57:43.420 --> 00:57:45.179
going to do the whole thing. But now it kind

00:57:45.179 --> 00:57:48.039
of arced outward rather than. Like, hey, cranky

00:57:48.039 --> 00:57:51.840
cranky. So I'm just going to do this. Three.

00:57:52.079 --> 00:57:54.579
One handle in that crank. Four. So four, five,

00:57:54.579 --> 00:57:56.619
six. So six lightning damage kind of arcs out

00:57:56.619 --> 00:58:00.300
and hits the bearded devil and imp three. Hell

00:58:00.300 --> 00:58:07.579
yeah. And then... For my second attack... Okay.

00:58:08.139 --> 00:58:12.559
I will be casting... How close is that fucker?

00:58:12.639 --> 00:58:14.579
Within melee range. Yeah, you guys are like right

00:58:14.579 --> 00:58:17.699
up against each other. Thunderclap. Okay. Constitution

00:58:17.699 --> 00:58:22.260
14 save. Jeez. Save it. Save. He's saving it.

00:58:22.380 --> 00:58:25.699
Gotta save it all. Constitution? Yes. He's got

00:58:25.699 --> 00:58:28.699
a better constitution. Fuck, he fails. Six plus

00:58:28.699 --> 00:58:35.280
three. What day? So that means he takes 2d6 thunder.

00:58:35.719 --> 00:58:38.840
Damn. This is the way to go, spells like that.

00:58:39.139 --> 00:58:42.840
Six, three, so nine thunder damage. Nine thunder

00:58:42.840 --> 00:58:48.559
damage. Good shit. Thunderclap. All right, does

00:58:48.559 --> 00:58:50.219
that do anything else, or is it just the damage?

00:58:50.420 --> 00:58:54.119
No special conditions or anything? Spell can

00:58:54.119 --> 00:58:56.579
be, the thunder's clap can be heard 100 feet

00:58:56.579 --> 00:58:59.780
away. Yeah, it echoes through that pit. First

00:58:59.780 --> 00:59:02.860
comes the lightning, then comes the thunder.

00:59:05.300 --> 00:59:12.000
Yes. Alright. Imp 2. Crankin'. That's all he

00:59:12.000 --> 00:59:15.340
can do. He fails. Bearded devil. After getting

00:59:15.340 --> 00:59:16.880
hit with that fucking chain of lightning, he's

00:59:16.880 --> 00:59:18.500
gonna make his way towards you. Just fuck this

00:59:18.500 --> 00:59:24.380
guy. He can almost make it to you. He's going

00:59:24.380 --> 00:59:26.039
to get hit by difficult terrain. He looks like

00:59:26.039 --> 00:59:29.199
he's in the lava. He is. He's a devil. He's immune

00:59:29.199 --> 00:59:32.239
to fire. He don't give a shit. Alright, it is

00:59:32.239 --> 00:59:34.320
the one on the stairs. He's going to take half

00:59:34.320 --> 00:59:36.059
his movement speed to make it to you, which is

00:59:36.059 --> 00:59:38.699
20 feet. I think you were exactly 20 feet from

00:59:38.699 --> 00:59:40.980
him. Is he not restrained? No, he's not restrained.

00:59:40.980 --> 00:59:42.820
It's his own spell. It doesn't restrain him.

00:59:43.139 --> 00:59:45.619
Why the fuck would he walk in his own trap? He

00:59:45.619 --> 00:59:47.780
can walk in it, but he don't get restrained.

00:59:49.000 --> 00:59:51.320
What is this? Is he too strong? What does this

00:59:51.320 --> 00:59:54.239
do? Bucks people up. That's what it does. It

00:59:54.239 --> 00:59:56.340
sounds like it does. I'm sure it does. Everything

00:59:56.340 --> 01:00:01.159
they throw fucks people up. Big ol' fuckin' yetis

01:00:01.159 --> 01:00:05.119
from hell. Fire yetis. Look like the yetis from

01:00:05.119 --> 01:00:09.900
Star Wars. Mm -hmm. Get worse. Because they use

01:00:09.900 --> 01:00:13.199
magic. Ooh, fuck. I'm gonna save that. I don't

01:00:13.199 --> 01:00:16.079
wanna use that yet. No, that's nice. Yeah, he's

01:00:16.079 --> 01:00:18.019
gonna take his normal attack. He's gonna tormenting

01:00:18.019 --> 01:00:20.639
bite and thrash at you. He fails the first one.

01:00:21.900 --> 01:00:23.500
He fails the second one. He rolled the same thing.

01:00:24.539 --> 01:00:29.179
What is your AC, please take? Loser. 18. Oh,

01:00:29.179 --> 01:00:30.800
yeah, no, he fails. I thought it was pretty high.

01:00:30.840 --> 01:00:35.039
Loser. Loser. Minerva, imp three. Cranking, because

01:00:35.039 --> 01:00:36.840
there's no more spiritual weapon on him. Oh,

01:00:36.860 --> 01:00:39.559
he cranks. So that's one out of three cranks.

01:00:40.320 --> 01:00:41.480
Doesn't really matter, because there's nobody

01:00:41.480 --> 01:00:43.380
else doing any others that much. Miss Muffin,

01:00:43.460 --> 01:00:45.639
are you going to try to break out of your restraints?

01:00:45.840 --> 01:00:48.400
I got to break free. Strength athletics check.

01:00:48.699 --> 01:00:52.500
Do you have any athletics? Oh, I didn't know

01:00:52.500 --> 01:00:54.739
I could be using athletics. You got to listen

01:00:54.739 --> 01:00:58.219
to my words. No, my athletics is also the same.

01:00:58.300 --> 01:01:02.119
I have acrobatics. Yeah. So anyways, I rolled

01:01:02.119 --> 01:01:05.059
a nat one. Can I roll with advantage like point?

01:01:06.500 --> 01:01:09.400
Or am I out? I think she only has three. I think

01:01:09.400 --> 01:01:11.559
I already used all three. You only used two.

01:01:11.820 --> 01:01:14.739
I used one last. Well, does it count? It still

01:01:14.739 --> 01:01:16.500
hasn't been. We took a long rest. Oh, you used

01:01:16.500 --> 01:01:19.800
one in the other place? Yeah. I should have reminded

01:01:19.800 --> 01:01:23.010
you. You're cooked. Yeah, you're cooked. I don't

01:01:23.010 --> 01:01:24.389
know what to do for now. I guess you're gonna,

01:01:24.429 --> 01:01:26.570
you try to wiggle out so hard that you cut yourself

01:01:26.570 --> 01:01:30.010
on plants. The fuck? Yeah, you're not worried.

01:01:30.409 --> 01:01:32.630
Grass cuts hurt so bad. It's just a one damage.

01:01:33.429 --> 01:01:35.570
One damage? Yeah. That's the worst. Stupid. Yeah,

01:01:35.650 --> 01:01:37.769
you got paper cut. You're gonna take one damage

01:01:37.769 --> 01:01:39.289
per turn for the rest of your life. Please take

01:01:39.289 --> 01:01:42.150
your turn, but you are not entangled, so you're

01:01:42.150 --> 01:01:44.389
able to freely do what you want. There is the

01:01:44.389 --> 01:01:46.309
guy on you, though. The gorilla thing. Mark a

01:01:46.309 --> 01:01:50.289
little. Don't know what special shit you got.

01:01:50.349 --> 01:01:54.130
If you got any close range super spells or hard

01:01:54.130 --> 01:01:57.630
hitting smacks. I don't fucking know. Anything

01:01:57.630 --> 01:02:03.750
that you see high damage with. You actually have

01:02:03.750 --> 01:02:05.829
advantage. So if you use a long range attack

01:02:05.829 --> 01:02:08.329
against him, it'll be normal. It won't be disadvantage

01:02:08.329 --> 01:02:13.510
because you have a guiding bolt on him. If you

01:02:13.510 --> 01:02:15.719
have a range attack you want to do. Like, spell

01:02:15.719 --> 01:02:17.599
-wise, magic, hard -hitting something, you can

01:02:17.599 --> 01:02:23.260
use it and it won't be disadvantage. I'd say

01:02:23.260 --> 01:02:29.980
use every hard -hitting thing you can. I got

01:02:29.980 --> 01:02:36.519
the plan. Alright, I'm gonna do Guiding Bolt

01:02:36.519 --> 01:02:39.739
at level 4. Alright, what's the damage difference

01:02:39.739 --> 01:02:46.000
on that? 76 instead of 5. Damn. 7d6. Hell yeah,

01:02:46.059 --> 01:02:49.059
make your attack roll. It's the ballroom rule.

01:02:50.420 --> 01:02:53.599
12 plus 9. Yes, that will hit. I guess your plus

01:02:53.599 --> 01:02:54.900
will damn near get you there no matter what.

01:02:55.340 --> 01:03:04.159
Yeah. So, 2. Unless you roll under 5. 8 plus

01:03:04.159 --> 01:03:18.489
4, 12. 7. So, 19. Two. Yep. How many was that?

01:03:18.550 --> 01:03:25.070
Four? Is that three more? One. I'll just take

01:03:25.070 --> 01:03:28.670
them in as you'd say them. All right. 29. 29

01:03:28.670 --> 01:03:32.090
total? Mm -hmm. What was the last roll? A four.

01:03:32.309 --> 01:03:33.710
Four? Okay, because I was putting them in as

01:03:33.710 --> 01:03:35.150
you meant. All right. Yeah, that was a lot of

01:03:35.150 --> 01:03:38.070
damage. You got good. I've never read this before,

01:03:38.190 --> 01:03:42.110
but just saying, my visibility click only works

01:03:42.110 --> 01:03:46.460
three charges. Each done. Mm -hmm. I think I

01:03:46.460 --> 01:03:48.219
knew that, but you really only use it when you

01:03:48.219 --> 01:03:49.880
go in combat. It says I literally can wear it

01:03:49.880 --> 01:03:51.519
all the time. It's just when I put the hood up,

01:03:51.559 --> 01:03:54.440
that's when it activates it. Yeah. I guess I

01:03:54.440 --> 01:03:57.619
didn't know that, but... Yeah. Flavor. All right.

01:03:57.659 --> 01:04:01.800
You got bonus action? That was a good hit. Did

01:04:01.800 --> 01:04:05.800
you say flavor? Back to the amp. Oh, you're going

01:04:05.800 --> 01:04:07.780
to move your shield back to the amp? Or are you

01:04:07.780 --> 01:04:09.139
going to move it back to the amp? Flavor, flavor!

01:04:09.719 --> 01:04:26.099
All right. 8 plus 9. 8 plus 9? Yeah. 6 plus 5.

01:04:27.579 --> 01:04:34.119
6 plus 5 damage. 11. He dead. Splatters him against

01:04:34.119 --> 01:04:36.539
the pit. Smoked him against the wall. He's just

01:04:36.539 --> 01:04:40.599
mush now. Getting garbage canned. Lidded. Alright.

01:04:40.739 --> 01:04:44.659
Lidded. It is Balgura's turn. The one on you,

01:04:44.760 --> 01:04:46.500
Duke. I think you know what he's going to do.

01:04:46.860 --> 01:04:51.039
I'm sure. He's going to bite and thrash. That's

01:04:51.039 --> 01:04:54.380
a gnat fucking one, dog. Let's make his dexterity

01:04:54.380 --> 01:04:57.440
save. See if he hangs on. He does not. So this

01:04:57.440 --> 01:05:00.860
Balgura goes to bite you and you just kind of

01:05:00.860 --> 01:05:03.139
expertly move out of the way and he misses your

01:05:03.139 --> 01:05:04.400
wing. You do that to Matador with your wing.

01:05:04.840 --> 01:05:07.500
He goes off the ledge and kind of falls down

01:05:07.500 --> 01:05:12.010
to the lava. Bit below. He's resistant to fire,

01:05:12.030 --> 01:05:13.809
but not immune. So he's going to take some heavy

01:05:13.809 --> 01:05:17.989
fire damage from this lava. Good. Fuck you. He's

01:05:17.989 --> 01:05:20.329
only going to take 3 damage from the lava. I

01:05:20.329 --> 01:05:22.369
think he should have to take more damage because

01:05:22.369 --> 01:05:24.409
he rolled a nat 1. How high up is the cage from

01:05:24.409 --> 01:05:27.829
the lava? It's about 20 feet now. So his ass

01:05:27.829 --> 01:05:28.670
can't get up. Because they dropped another 10.

01:05:29.130 --> 01:05:31.090
He can climb and jump. He has a lead, but it'll

01:05:31.090 --> 01:05:33.389
take his action and stuff. Watch his bonus action.

01:05:34.449 --> 01:05:37.730
Okay, never mind. That's his turn, though, because

01:05:37.730 --> 01:05:39.670
he failed epically. It's your turn now. You're

01:05:39.670 --> 01:05:42.110
still on top of the cage. All right, my turn,

01:05:42.210 --> 01:05:45.349
huh? Let's see. I will say that now that he's

01:05:45.349 --> 01:05:47.429
fallen, you're getting kind of a second to look,

01:05:47.530 --> 01:05:51.250
and you notice a latch on the top of the cage.

01:05:51.510 --> 01:05:54.829
What? It's locked, obviously. I have these tools.

01:05:55.110 --> 01:05:57.449
But yes, you do notice a hatch that could be

01:05:57.449 --> 01:05:59.530
opened on the top. How strong does this lock

01:05:59.530 --> 01:06:03.429
look? It looks decently strong, but it's just

01:06:03.429 --> 01:06:05.960
like a... Click together walk so like you could

01:06:05.960 --> 01:06:07.440
try to smash it if you're wanting to do that

01:06:07.440 --> 01:06:09.380
strength check rip it off You're in rage mode

01:06:09.380 --> 01:06:12.099
demon mode. So it's just a I'd say it's not too

01:06:12.099 --> 01:06:15.300
hard of a straight or it's not crazy It's not

01:06:15.300 --> 01:06:17.059
crazy to think that you as a demon couldn't rip.

01:06:17.159 --> 01:06:20.139
I'll use an action. Okay. All right, that's fine

01:06:20.139 --> 01:06:22.400
See if I can do that. I guess you roll with advantage

01:06:22.400 --> 01:06:25.699
because you isn't strength checks while in rage

01:06:34.880 --> 01:06:38.679
Oh, yeah. 19 plus 5. Yeah, you grab that cage

01:06:38.679 --> 01:06:42.400
and it just, like, mid -bending and the lock

01:06:42.400 --> 01:06:45.719
just snaps and just blows apart and she says,

01:06:45.840 --> 01:06:49.099
Oh, thank you, dearie. And she just leaps out

01:06:49.099 --> 01:06:51.280
of the top of this cage and kind of lands up

01:06:51.280 --> 01:06:54.599
on top of the cage with you, like, on top. She's

01:06:54.599 --> 01:06:56.420
ready to fight. Oh, yeah, she is. They interrupted

01:06:56.420 --> 01:07:01.159
her. She's mad. Oh, my God! No! You interrupted

01:07:01.159 --> 01:07:06.400
my playtime! Alright, so that was your action.

01:07:06.559 --> 01:07:10.019
Anything else? Yeah, for my other attack, I think

01:07:10.019 --> 01:07:12.760
I will throw my lightning javelin. Oh, damn,

01:07:12.920 --> 01:07:14.579
I forgot you had that one. At the bearded dick

01:07:14.579 --> 01:07:16.440
fuck. Okay, yeah, the one creeping up behind

01:07:16.440 --> 01:07:19.539
you. He's walking through lava. Alright, what

01:07:19.539 --> 01:07:24.019
do I do? What do I do? Fuck, I don't remember.

01:07:24.340 --> 01:07:28.000
I know it's an actual weapon. I just don't know

01:07:28.000 --> 01:07:33.820
if we... Bearded. Dick fuck. One moment, folks.

01:07:36.300 --> 01:07:38.039
I don't even know if I have that shit in my inventory.

01:07:38.280 --> 01:07:41.539
Yeah, I can... Didn't it just do what Lightning

01:07:41.539 --> 01:07:43.880
Bolt did? I think so, yeah. It was like Javelin

01:07:43.880 --> 01:07:47.159
of Lightning. It formed a line of five feet wide

01:07:47.159 --> 01:07:48.960
that extends... Yeah, that's Lightning Bolt.

01:07:49.079 --> 01:07:51.059
Yeah. Pretty much what I had. It transforms into

01:07:51.059 --> 01:07:53.260
a bolt of lightning, so yes. Whatever you did

01:07:53.260 --> 01:07:54.920
for Lightning Bolt, I'll do for that. All right,

01:07:54.920 --> 01:07:59.119
then. So, I throw it. And it gets to make a deck

01:07:59.119 --> 01:08:06.079
save of 14. Okay. 13 plus 2. Hell yeah. Alright,

01:08:06.159 --> 01:08:10.360
he takes half of 8d6. So, oh yeah, let's roll

01:08:10.360 --> 01:08:21.619
all 8. 3, 6, so 9. Another 6, so 15. 2, 17, 6,

01:08:22.079 --> 01:08:33.729
23, 24, 6, that's the last one, so 29. 29 halved.

01:08:33.789 --> 01:08:38.090
Yep. All right. Take 14 damage. Good. And a half.

01:08:38.850 --> 01:08:41.029
14 and a half, yes. Hope you get that javelin

01:08:41.029 --> 01:08:43.869
back later. Yeah, it sticks into him. He's like,

01:08:43.989 --> 01:08:49.609
ow! All right. Anything else? Bonus action or

01:08:49.609 --> 01:08:50.689
something? I don't know if you got anything for

01:08:50.689 --> 01:08:57.010
bonus action. Let me check. Heals or anything?

01:08:57.369 --> 01:09:00.189
Potion? Let me check. I know you got a lot of

01:09:00.189 --> 01:09:10.350
fucking health, so. That can't do shit. Alright.

01:09:11.550 --> 01:09:15.369
Yep. Uh, imp two. He's just gonna let go of that

01:09:15.369 --> 01:09:18.229
fucking chain. And start making his way to the

01:09:18.229 --> 01:09:19.590
fight. He said, this is bullshit. There's no

01:09:19.590 --> 01:09:21.729
point. Yeah. There's nobody else to help rank.

01:09:22.270 --> 01:09:24.289
Bearded devil's turn. He's gonna pull that javelin

01:09:24.289 --> 01:09:26.010
fucking lightning out and throw it down on the

01:09:26.010 --> 01:09:30.350
ground. Uh, behind him. Doosh. Uh, and he's gonna

01:09:30.350 --> 01:09:31.949
make his way towards the cage and start to try

01:09:31.949 --> 01:09:34.050
to climb. Good luck. He's got ten feet to the

01:09:34.050 --> 01:09:38.960
cage. Well, actually, that's half, so. and a

01:09:38.960 --> 01:09:42.420
strength check. He fails, so he's not fully climbing

01:09:42.420 --> 01:09:50.359
yet. Alright, it's the girl on flea stick. He's

01:09:50.359 --> 01:09:51.840
going to do something that's going to probably

01:09:51.840 --> 01:09:54.939
fuck you up bad. He's saving it for this moment,

01:09:55.000 --> 01:09:59.739
I do. Sure was. He said we're on a losing side

01:09:59.739 --> 01:10:01.319
right now. He might be at a disadvantage casting

01:10:01.319 --> 01:10:06.300
it, but I don't even care. Don't even care. Oh

01:10:06.300 --> 01:10:09.170
wait, no he doesn't. It's a save. I need you

01:10:09.170 --> 01:10:19.210
to make me a wisdom save. DC 13. This is probably

01:10:19.210 --> 01:10:25.550
going to be not very hard for you. Nine. Nine?

01:10:26.590 --> 01:10:29.970
Plus wisdom? Yep. That was nine. Four plus five.

01:10:31.029 --> 01:10:34.470
Okay. Then you do fail. My friend, you're going

01:10:34.470 --> 01:10:36.850
to take a lot of damage. I'm so sorry. So as

01:10:36.850 --> 01:10:38.810
this thing, you see him raise up his hands and

01:10:38.810 --> 01:10:42.430
start forming this purple crazy magic and he

01:10:42.430 --> 01:10:44.170
launches it at you and it comes flying at you

01:10:44.170 --> 01:10:46.829
in the form of this evil nightmarish creature

01:10:46.829 --> 01:10:49.170
skeleton flying at you and hits you in the brain.

01:10:49.850 --> 01:10:51.770
Soaks deep into your brain. You're going to take

01:10:51.770 --> 01:11:05.770
4d10 psychic damage. 8. 1. 9. 3. 12. And five.

01:11:07.149 --> 01:11:10.369
17 psychic damage as your brain is just wracked

01:11:10.369 --> 01:11:15.109
with this evil nightmare stuff. And you have

01:11:15.109 --> 01:11:16.949
disadvantage on ability checks and attack rolls

01:11:16.949 --> 01:11:23.670
for one minute. So for ten turns. Whoa. Okay.

01:11:25.210 --> 01:11:29.350
Alright. Alright, okay. That's his turn. Alright,

01:11:29.430 --> 01:11:35.279
okay. It is Minerva's turn. It's just free now.

01:11:35.800 --> 01:11:42.439
You're welcome. She's going to pull out this...

01:11:42.439 --> 01:11:48.859
Devil in a dildo. No. She pulls out this bow,

01:11:49.020 --> 01:11:51.260
this big bow, and it's just gleaming with silver

01:11:51.260 --> 01:11:53.920
light. She's going to take a shot at the bearded

01:11:53.920 --> 01:11:55.539
devil who's climbing at the bottom of the thing.

01:11:56.539 --> 01:12:00.779
That is plus 10 to hit. That's 11 plus 10. That

01:12:00.779 --> 01:12:04.500
will hit. We're going to do 2d8. plus 10 magical

01:12:04.500 --> 01:12:07.880
piercing damage. Three. I thought I got her out.

01:12:08.180 --> 01:12:14.159
Six. So six plus 10. To the bearded devil. More

01:12:14.159 --> 01:12:17.159
shit to blow over his body. Yeah, he gets blasted

01:12:17.159 --> 01:12:20.260
with an arrow. He said, the bitch is out! Like,

01:12:20.260 --> 01:12:22.060
pulls the arrow out, and you can, like, sense

01:12:22.060 --> 01:12:24.460
everybody's urgency, like, get a little bit more,

01:12:24.600 --> 01:12:27.500
more like, oh, shit. Okay, Miss Muffin, your

01:12:27.500 --> 01:12:30.000
turn. And we're up on the cage. Time to break

01:12:30.000 --> 01:12:34.920
free. Time to break free! 13, because I got a

01:12:34.920 --> 01:12:40.020
14 minus 1. What'd you get? 14 minus 1. 13? That's

01:12:40.020 --> 01:12:41.000
exactly what you said. I know, that's why I was

01:12:41.000 --> 01:12:45.380
excited. Okay, yeah, you break out. 1, 2, break

01:12:45.380 --> 01:12:48.840
free. And then while I can only move half my

01:12:48.840 --> 01:12:51.619
movement speed, and then can't do anything after

01:12:51.619 --> 01:12:54.060
I move. You could get to the Balrua that's fighting

01:12:54.060 --> 01:12:56.819
Flea Stick if you wanted to, but you have an

01:12:56.819 --> 01:12:58.939
offhand attack, or you can wait, whatever you

01:12:58.939 --> 01:13:00.979
want to do. Flea Stick's going to take another

01:13:00.979 --> 01:13:04.140
damage, a hit probably. I'll get over there.

01:13:04.319 --> 01:13:07.500
Can I offhand dagger him? Yes. Okay, then yeah,

01:13:07.579 --> 01:13:11.699
that's worth it. He does. Seven plus nine to

01:13:11.699 --> 01:13:17.300
hit? Actually, seven plus nine to hit? Yes. Eight

01:13:17.300 --> 01:13:23.460
damage. Eight damage? Yeah. Okay, now I need

01:13:23.460 --> 01:13:26.560
to roll a concentration saving throw for him.

01:13:27.659 --> 01:13:32.979
He saves, the plants stay. Dang it. Okay. Wait,

01:13:33.000 --> 01:13:35.079
is he the one that even casted that? Yeah. Okay.

01:13:36.119 --> 01:13:38.239
I don't think he is. Oh, yeah, he was. Alright,

01:13:38.319 --> 01:13:41.779
please take your turn. See, I was confused. I

01:13:41.779 --> 01:13:43.180
am, too. I don't even know if he's doing one

01:13:43.180 --> 01:13:46.119
anymore. I'm just seeing names. We just have

01:13:46.119 --> 01:13:48.680
fun, okay? We just have fun around him. I just

01:13:48.680 --> 01:13:58.539
smash. Come on, please take your turn. Kill that

01:13:58.539 --> 01:14:01.399
motherfucking monkey. He's bleeding. You see

01:14:01.399 --> 01:14:03.970
black, like, Black blood dripping out of him.

01:14:03.989 --> 01:14:06.569
It's not Harambe! This one's bad! You smell the

01:14:06.569 --> 01:14:09.489
abyss creeping out of his soul. Rest in peace

01:14:09.489 --> 01:14:11.810
to Harambe. Because as Nate and I looked through

01:14:11.810 --> 01:14:13.590
the book earlier, these creatures are from the

01:14:13.590 --> 01:14:18.689
abyss. Harambe! Yes. Abyssal. Abyssal creatures.

01:14:19.170 --> 01:14:23.310
There's not no silverback bitch. No, he's a silverback

01:14:23.310 --> 01:14:36.070
abyssal bitch. I'm a bare -butt baboon. What

01:14:36.070 --> 01:14:44.109
you got, flea steak? I'm going to hit the whatever

01:14:44.109 --> 01:14:47.590
the fuck it is with my... The gorilla butt monkey?

01:14:48.010 --> 01:14:52.810
Dragon's fire sword, yeah. Okay. Hit butt monkey

01:14:52.810 --> 01:15:07.279
two. Dripping the black abyss. Nope. 5 plus 3,

01:15:07.319 --> 01:15:12.100
8. 8 to hit? Oh, yeah, no, that does not hit.

01:15:12.659 --> 01:15:17.460
Does that hit 3 or whatever? Huh? The third amp?

01:15:18.840 --> 01:15:21.699
No, there is another amp still. He was starting

01:15:21.699 --> 01:15:23.560
to make his way towards the fight. All right,

01:15:23.579 --> 01:15:26.319
well, I'm just going to hit this. That dude?

01:15:26.800 --> 01:15:28.720
That ass monkey. Okay, you're going to hit him

01:15:28.720 --> 01:15:34.350
with your shield? Mm -hmm. Key. I didn't know

01:15:34.350 --> 01:15:36.949
there was three M's. Yep, there was three M's

01:15:36.949 --> 01:15:39.430
controlling the chains. My bad. But then once

01:15:39.430 --> 01:15:41.430
they kind of ran out of M's to keep chaining,

01:15:41.529 --> 01:15:44.210
they gave up on cranking. They also don't have

01:15:44.210 --> 01:15:51.170
a hostage to dip in the lava. That too. I want

01:15:51.170 --> 01:16:08.979
to break free. Well, fuck. What? Four plus nine.

01:16:12.060 --> 01:16:17.420
That will not hit. All right. Oh, he's going

01:16:17.420 --> 01:16:19.000
to use his bonus action to leap, actually, so

01:16:19.000 --> 01:16:21.359
he don't have to climb. But he just leaps up

01:16:21.359 --> 01:16:22.899
there onto the cage, and now he's going to take

01:16:22.899 --> 01:16:27.479
his attack. That Minerva. Eight. That will not

01:16:27.479 --> 01:16:30.460
hit. That one. Motherfucker jumps up there, twists

01:16:30.460 --> 01:16:33.239
his ankle, and falls back down. So he's going

01:16:33.239 --> 01:16:35.920
to take his fall damage. What a loser. Or his

01:16:35.920 --> 01:16:40.109
fire damage. And fall damage again. Okay, so

01:16:40.109 --> 01:16:44.449
yeah, he takes five damage. He falls back into

01:16:44.449 --> 01:16:47.170
the fire and lava at the bottom. All right, Duke

01:16:47.170 --> 01:16:55.789
Crystal, your turn. All right, let's see. We're

01:16:55.789 --> 01:17:13.090
almost at 80 minutes. Let's see. Mm -hmm. Yeah,

01:17:14.130 --> 01:17:18.630
I think I'm gonna crack two beams of Eldridge

01:17:18.630 --> 01:17:23.569
Blast at the old bearded dude. Okay, make with

01:17:23.569 --> 01:17:30.750
advantage. Because he's below. You have the high

01:17:30.750 --> 01:17:46.539
ground. Yep. No, I don't think a 10 is going

01:17:46.539 --> 01:17:51.119
to do it. No, it will not. Of course. And then

01:17:51.119 --> 01:17:54.140
for my second attack, I will... Eldritch Blast!

01:17:54.380 --> 01:17:57.479
Do the same thing again. That'll be a long -range

01:17:57.479 --> 01:18:01.000
thing you got, really. Crit! There we go. That

01:18:01.000 --> 01:18:06.119
one will hit. Double damage. Wait. Triple damage.

01:18:06.119 --> 01:18:09.260
Well, no, because it's only with melee. It was

01:18:09.260 --> 01:18:11.739
a savage attacker. Still double. Yeah, still

01:18:11.739 --> 01:18:17.279
double damage. So, that'll be... 1d10 per beam.

01:18:18.220 --> 01:18:22.520
That's good. Let's see if my brain's working

01:18:22.520 --> 01:18:30.260
here. Mine doesn't. 2... 1. Wow. So, 6. 6 damage?

01:18:30.579 --> 01:18:34.439
Alright. Not bad. He's looking hurt. That was

01:18:34.439 --> 01:18:40.640
a dumb turn. M2. He's just... He's not even existent

01:18:40.640 --> 01:18:43.829
at this point. He's a piece of shit. Uh, the

01:18:43.829 --> 01:18:47.630
bearded devil. He's gonna climb. He climbs. I

01:18:47.630 --> 01:18:49.390
hope he makes it up here. Yes, but that was his

01:18:49.390 --> 01:18:51.010
action, so I don't think he has anything else

01:18:51.010 --> 01:18:55.310
he can do, really. Yeah. He's toast. All right.

01:18:56.310 --> 01:19:00.409
Bargmoola 2's turn. It would only die. He will

01:19:00.409 --> 01:19:05.390
not hit you. He will not hit you. Minerva's turn.

01:19:06.210 --> 01:19:08.630
She sees the old bearded devil climb to the top.

01:19:09.250 --> 01:19:12.359
She's gonna give him a piece of her mind. I'm

01:19:12.359 --> 01:19:13.800
gonna give you a piece of my mind, you young

01:19:13.800 --> 01:19:25.239
whippersnapper. Okay, yeah, she's going to like

01:19:25.239 --> 01:19:28.319
spin with these like magical, looks like blades

01:19:28.319 --> 01:19:30.140
just kind of coming from her hands, like these

01:19:30.140 --> 01:19:33.939
little scimitar blades kind of forming. First

01:19:33.939 --> 01:19:39.300
one misses. Second one hits. She's going to do...

01:19:39.579 --> 01:19:43.479
2d6 plus 10 magical slashing damage. That is

01:19:43.479 --> 01:19:52.979
6, 2, so 6, 7, 8 plus 10. Ethan. Actually, he

01:19:52.979 --> 01:19:58.100
is. It's 17. Yeah, the blades come through magically.

01:19:58.640 --> 01:20:00.659
You just see his body kind of fall in half Darth

01:20:00.659 --> 01:20:03.060
Maul style off the top of the crate into the

01:20:03.060 --> 01:20:08.720
flames. Darth Maul. That's only my loot. This

01:20:08.720 --> 01:20:11.000
episode of Dummies with Dice features Kelly Lee

01:20:11.000 --> 01:20:13.899
as Miss Muffin, Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal,

01:20:14.079 --> 01:20:17.100
Ryan Tucker as Flea Stick Sock Jelly, and Tristan

01:20:17.100 --> 01:20:20.199
Hayes as the DM. The episode is edited and mixed

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