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Beer warning. Use of violence, 00:00:51.039 --> 00:00:53.380 profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug 00:00:53.380 --> 00:00:56.740 and alcohol use. Morbid humor. Morbid humor. 00:00:56.799 --> 00:00:59.939 You can do it. Ryan, try it. You do it. Beer 00:00:59.939 --> 00:01:03.170 warning. Use of profanity and shit. And, uh, 00:01:03.229 --> 00:01:08.209 betrayal of alcohol use and drugs. Yeah. Okay. 00:01:08.310 --> 00:01:12.129 And other stuff. Nate's turn. Go ahead. If you 00:01:12.129 --> 00:01:14.989 were warned, the use of profanity, violence, 00:01:15.370 --> 00:01:19.590 fuck off, I don't care. I can't do it. If you 00:01:19.590 --> 00:01:24.069 were warned, the use of profanity, drug addictions, 00:01:24.349 --> 00:01:28.530 alcohol usage, and also other things that aren't 00:01:28.530 --> 00:01:35.340 pleasant. Welcome to... Yeah. Okay. Welcome to 00:01:35.340 --> 00:01:37.200 Dummies with Dice, a Dungeons & Dragons actual 00:01:37.200 --> 00:01:39.319 play podcast that follows three not -so -average 00:01:39.319 --> 00:01:41.079 dummies of our world that get caught up in a 00:01:41.079 --> 00:01:42.939 magical storm and are transported to the world 00:01:42.939 --> 00:01:45.359 of Dungeons & Dragons, where they must find a 00:01:45.359 --> 00:01:48.099 way back home. Did I say that right? I have no 00:01:48.099 --> 00:01:52.859 clue. Yeah. Okay. Good enough. All right. So, 00:01:52.879 --> 00:01:55.319 yeah, let's start this fucking thing. My name 00:01:55.319 --> 00:01:57.219 is Tristan Hayes, and I am the Dummy Master, 00:01:57.480 --> 00:02:02.299 and our question of the day is... Question mark? 00:02:02.340 --> 00:02:04.359 I don't know if I am or not. I'm giving up at 00:02:04.359 --> 00:02:07.640 this point. What is your go -to order at a coffee 00:02:07.640 --> 00:02:11.180 shop? Hi, I'm Kelly Lee and I play Miss Muffin. 00:02:11.539 --> 00:02:15.780 She's a crazy cat lady broke. And Miss Muffin 00:02:15.780 --> 00:02:20.240 loves peanut butter crunch blenders. That's right. 00:02:21.000 --> 00:02:25.919 Okay. Hey, this is Nate. My character's Deep 00:02:25.919 --> 00:02:29.900 Crystal. He's the drug -addicted level 7 barbarian 00:02:29.900 --> 00:02:33.580 warlock of the group And I'd say his choice would 00:02:33.580 --> 00:02:36.400 be straight black coffee. Yeah, that's what I 00:02:36.400 --> 00:02:38.919 was thinking too. It's all black. I want to taste 00:02:38.919 --> 00:02:49.439 the grade Hey everybody Ryan Tucker here. I play 00:02:49.439 --> 00:02:51.639 as flea stick sock jelly. I'm the hobo trash 00:02:51.639 --> 00:02:54.360 master Claire of the God of Runky I'm the MacGyver 00:02:54.360 --> 00:02:58.280 of all things trash and garbage I'm not going 00:02:58.280 --> 00:03:02.819 to order the coffee. Probably a caramel frappuccino. 00:03:02.979 --> 00:03:06.120 Oh, yeah. I was really glad that you didn't say, 00:03:06.159 --> 00:03:08.379 like, the juice from the trash bag when they're 00:03:08.379 --> 00:03:11.699 done at the end of the day. Yeah, I like the 00:03:11.699 --> 00:03:14.099 junk out of the bottom of the cup. All right. 00:03:14.219 --> 00:03:18.889 So, where we left off, you guys had... Follow 00:03:18.889 --> 00:03:21.389 the doppelganger version of Duke Crystal down 00:03:21.389 --> 00:03:24.530 into this temple underground, this churchy cavernous 00:03:24.530 --> 00:03:28.789 place. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm going 00:03:28.789 --> 00:03:32.110 to go over a little bit of what this place looks 00:03:32.110 --> 00:03:34.509 like and stuff again just for reference of all 00:03:34.509 --> 00:03:36.849 of our memories. So you're in this underground 00:03:36.849 --> 00:03:39.169 kind of cavernous area that was connected to 00:03:39.169 --> 00:03:42.050 this church entrance. The terrain of it's got 00:03:42.050 --> 00:03:44.110 all like these stone floor tiles that were all 00:03:44.110 --> 00:03:46.349 old and crappy looking. They just looked decrepit. 00:03:46.909 --> 00:03:49.610 The cave sections are rough. There's water flowing 00:03:49.610 --> 00:03:53.150 through the middle from the east to the west, 00:03:53.169 --> 00:03:55.849 back and forth, flowing through to the north 00:03:55.849 --> 00:04:00.150 as well. Yeah, that's pretty much mostly what 00:04:00.150 --> 00:04:03.110 you got going on here. So, you guys were in the 00:04:03.110 --> 00:04:05.009 middle of this cavernous room. You found Duke 00:04:05.009 --> 00:04:07.729 Crystal strapped to this chair. His alternate 00:04:07.729 --> 00:04:10.849 self, Tratoran, was trying to siphon the demon 00:04:10.849 --> 00:04:14.449 out of Duke into himself. That failed. Tratoran 00:04:14.449 --> 00:04:16.860 fell into a lot of fire. And now you guys are 00:04:16.860 --> 00:04:18.220 in the middle of combat. The doppelganger woke 00:04:18.220 --> 00:04:22.439 up two gargoyles. So that was the doppelganger's 00:04:22.439 --> 00:04:24.920 turn, so that would mean next up is Tratoran, 00:04:24.939 --> 00:04:28.639 actually. Which is face -to -face with you, dookie 00:04:28.639 --> 00:04:33.899 boy. Dookie boy. So it's got spear attacks and 00:04:33.899 --> 00:04:37.680 shield bash. So he's going to make a spear attack 00:04:37.680 --> 00:04:42.000 at you with his big ol' spear. Yeah, let me roll 00:04:42.000 --> 00:04:44.540 this because it's a lot in there. Eight plus 00:04:44.540 --> 00:04:52.319 seven? Does that hit? 8 plus 7? No. No? Damn, 00:04:52.379 --> 00:04:55.379 fuck. Okay. Then he's going to do a shield bash. 00:04:56.079 --> 00:05:01.699 Multi -attack. Okay, so you need to make a DC 00:05:01.699 --> 00:05:06.100 15 strength saving throw. Which is not very hard 00:05:06.100 --> 00:05:11.319 for you. No, it should be alright. Let's see. 00:05:11.360 --> 00:05:21.860 4 plus 7? So a 19? Yeah. Okay, yeah, so nothing 00:05:21.860 --> 00:05:24.480 happens. All right, good job. That was his turn. 00:05:24.560 --> 00:05:26.300 He shield bashed, tried to smash you with a shield, 00:05:26.319 --> 00:05:29.139 and it just hits against your demon form as he 00:05:29.139 --> 00:05:31.079 cries to himself, wishing that that demon form 00:05:31.079 --> 00:05:33.819 was his. Ms. Muffin, it's your turn. You are 00:05:33.819 --> 00:05:39.379 still afraid of the doppelganger, but the doppelganger 00:05:39.379 --> 00:05:44.720 ran a bit away to get... to the gargoyles, you're 00:05:44.720 --> 00:05:46.620 allowed to be your maximum movement speed away 00:05:46.620 --> 00:05:48.920 from him. So you've got a little bit of movement. 00:05:49.079 --> 00:05:51.040 You've got about 20 feet of movement since he's 00:05:51.040 --> 00:05:54.259 farther away from you. So you can move around 00:05:54.259 --> 00:05:56.360 the table towards the Thayan apprentice that 00:05:56.360 --> 00:05:57.759 was on the other side of the table if you'd like. 00:05:59.060 --> 00:06:00.759 That one got moved. You had a Thayan apprentice 00:06:00.759 --> 00:06:03.579 right in front of you as well, I believe. That's 00:06:03.579 --> 00:06:04.860 what I was going to ask. Yeah, you were face 00:06:04.860 --> 00:06:07.000 -to -face with one of the Thayans. So I was going 00:06:07.000 --> 00:06:08.699 to say, I don't really need to move because I'm 00:06:08.699 --> 00:06:12.040 right next to one as well. So I'm going to dagger 00:06:12.040 --> 00:06:16.730 that for you. Okay. Dagger that fucker. Oh, nat 00:06:16.730 --> 00:06:20.730 20. Really? Yeah, literally. Damn. Okay. Well, 00:06:20.850 --> 00:06:36.930 give me the double damage. Um, one second. I'm 00:06:36.930 --> 00:06:45.629 out of my swords. 1d4 plus 5. So nine damage. 00:06:45.850 --> 00:06:48.370 Nine damage on the first one. Okay. Roll it again. 00:06:48.790 --> 00:06:54.350 Your double damage. Nine again, bish. Damn, okay. 00:06:54.829 --> 00:06:57.870 How do you kill this guy? This Thane. How do 00:06:57.870 --> 00:07:01.670 you finish this guy off? Throat slash, naturally. 00:07:02.029 --> 00:07:04.670 Throat slash? Naturally. Naturally, okay. So 00:07:04.670 --> 00:07:06.449 you naturally throat slash this guy, and he's 00:07:06.449 --> 00:07:09.189 just like... Blood starts spewing across the 00:07:09.189 --> 00:07:12.290 table, and he falls over to the ground. Then 00:07:12.290 --> 00:07:14.389 as his other buddy across the table says, the 00:07:14.389 --> 00:07:17.970 page armor, it didn't help. I was going to say, 00:07:18.110 --> 00:07:23.050 do I have, how close is he across the table from 00:07:23.050 --> 00:07:24.589 you? Yeah, you can move to him if you want. I 00:07:24.589 --> 00:07:26.810 was going to say, do I have a bonus action? Yeah. 00:07:26.850 --> 00:07:29.410 So I can go to him and second hand dagger him? 00:07:29.610 --> 00:07:33.170 Yes, second hand dagger. My second hand dagger? 00:07:33.490 --> 00:07:37.009 And try to slice his neck. Oh, look, 920, I'm 00:07:37.009 --> 00:07:40.579 not even kidding, look. Yes, it is. Nat 20 again? 00:07:41.160 --> 00:07:44.180 Goddamn. How is this happening? We need to record 00:07:44.180 --> 00:07:48.399 here every time. You're cheating. You're cheating. 00:07:48.600 --> 00:07:50.779 That's cheating. You have magic weights on the 00:07:50.779 --> 00:07:52.819 bottom of your dice. They're the same ones every 00:07:52.819 --> 00:07:58.240 time. That's 8. 8 damage for the first one. Twice 00:07:58.240 --> 00:08:04.420 would be 6 for the second one. Okay. I'm guessing 00:08:04.420 --> 00:08:06.120 you naturally throw a slash to kill this guy? 00:08:06.259 --> 00:08:08.160 Yes. Okay, so yeah, you naturally throw a slash 00:08:08.160 --> 00:08:11.180 to kill this guy. Across the table. Jump over 00:08:11.180 --> 00:08:13.519 the table and just quick slash all ninja -like. 00:08:13.699 --> 00:08:15.899 He sprays blood, turns around, and blood's spewing 00:08:15.899 --> 00:08:18.180 all over the back of Duke Crystal's demon form. 00:08:18.399 --> 00:08:20.519 And that's a twofer. Yeah, so that's a twofer. 00:08:20.620 --> 00:08:23.360 That's a twofer natural 20 on some low -health 00:08:23.360 --> 00:08:26.120 guys that got smacked. All right. That's your 00:08:26.120 --> 00:08:32.100 turn, I guess. Murder machine. So now it is one 00:08:32.100 --> 00:08:34.879 of the gargoyles' turns. There's just two, right? 00:08:35.019 --> 00:08:36.919 Yes, there's two gargoyles that have been summoned 00:08:36.919 --> 00:08:40.500 alive, awoken by the doppelganger. What's this 00:08:40.500 --> 00:08:46.639 thing's movement speed? It can fly. It's a gargoyle, 00:08:46.740 --> 00:08:50.679 I guess. Yeah, it's got 60 feet of fly. Damn, 00:08:50.679 --> 00:08:53.179 it is made of stone. You'd think it'd be a little 00:08:53.179 --> 00:08:56.120 heavy. All right, so now let's see if this thing's... 00:08:56.120 --> 00:08:58.539 I figured it'd go high. No, it's thinking straight 00:08:58.539 --> 00:09:03.850 up. Okay, he doesn't hit. She was going to get 00:09:03.850 --> 00:09:06.389 in my lap. And then she was like, just kidding. 00:09:06.669 --> 00:09:09.710 So, yeah, this Duke, you're kind of like face 00:09:09.710 --> 00:09:11.629 -to -face kind of fighting with this dude as 00:09:11.629 --> 00:09:13.269 he's trying to shield bash you and you're blocking 00:09:13.269 --> 00:09:15.370 him off. And then out the corner of your eye, 00:09:15.470 --> 00:09:18.029 you just see this flying statue like whoosh across 00:09:18.029 --> 00:09:20.070 the room and comes flying in with its teeth up 00:09:20.070 --> 00:09:22.570 and is going to try to bite you. Oh, God, go 00:09:22.570 --> 00:09:30.990 help. So it needs to roll. Oh, God. 17 plus 4. 00:09:31.600 --> 00:09:37.000 Okay, so that's going to be 1d6 plus 2. So, oh 00:09:37.000 --> 00:09:40.639 god, 6 plus 2. Max damage, well, piercing damage 00:09:40.639 --> 00:09:45.399 to you. Let's take half that. Okay, so now it's 00:09:45.399 --> 00:09:47.399 going to make, after it tries to sink its claws 00:09:47.399 --> 00:09:50.019 into you and it goes in halfway, he comes up 00:09:50.019 --> 00:09:51.519 with his claws and he's going to make a claw 00:09:51.519 --> 00:09:56.419 attack. That's an 8 plus 4. That will not hit, 00:09:56.500 --> 00:09:58.860 correct? No, that won't hit. Alright, that's 00:09:58.860 --> 00:10:02.919 his turn. Duke, your turn. You've got blood sprayed 00:10:02.919 --> 00:10:04.539 all over the back of you from a man's throat 00:10:04.539 --> 00:10:07.080 because of Miss Muffin. And you've got a gargoyle 00:10:07.080 --> 00:10:12.200 and a triturin in front of you. There's a fire 00:10:12.200 --> 00:10:14.740 pit still behind triturin. And there's water 00:10:14.740 --> 00:10:16.720 to your right from the stream coming through 00:10:16.720 --> 00:10:21.840 the walls. You see Flea Stick kind of 20 feet 00:10:21.840 --> 00:10:24.700 ahead of you, standing in the puddle of two bodies 00:10:24.700 --> 00:10:27.340 that were murdered. And there's another one still 00:10:27.340 --> 00:10:30.509 standing there. Attempt to finish off Petola. 00:10:30.909 --> 00:10:35.509 Okay. I'll do a claw attack on this thing, I 00:10:35.509 --> 00:10:43.669 guess. Claw attack. Oof. I only got that at a 00:10:43.669 --> 00:10:53.169 12. No. Second attack. 16. Yes. Okay. Money. 00:10:53.529 --> 00:10:59.320 That is a straight 6 damage. Not. 6 damage. Is 00:10:59.320 --> 00:11:02.820 it plus anything? Didn't we say we were going 00:11:02.820 --> 00:11:07.340 to do D6 plus because we didn't like that? We 00:11:07.340 --> 00:11:11.120 can do what we want. D6 plus your strength modifier 00:11:11.120 --> 00:11:15.919 thing. It's like an unarmed attack. It'll be 00:11:15.919 --> 00:11:17.519 a lot of extra damage if we're doing strength 00:11:17.519 --> 00:11:22.740 modifier. What's your modifier when you attack 00:11:22.740 --> 00:11:26.460 with 11? Plus 8 to hit. What about the damage? 00:11:27.309 --> 00:11:28.629 Well, I guess it don't matter how much damage 00:11:28.629 --> 00:11:31.750 does it. No. Okay, then yeah, I guess six. We'll 00:11:31.750 --> 00:11:34.309 just do six damage. Yeah, I mean, it's better 00:11:34.309 --> 00:11:37.470 than a D6. Yeah, I guess. Every time. All right. 00:11:37.710 --> 00:11:39.570 So there's your two attacks. Anything with a 00:11:39.570 --> 00:11:41.529 bonus action? I don't know what you got. You 00:11:41.529 --> 00:11:49.529 got anything special? I don't believe so. Nope. 00:11:49.830 --> 00:11:53.429 Okay. It is going to be the last cultist standing 00:11:53.429 --> 00:11:58.080 against Fleastick. I believe he's only got... 00:11:58.080 --> 00:12:02.240 Is he in, like, if I walk away to some public 00:12:02.240 --> 00:12:05.100 in distance? Yes. Yes. He's going to take an 00:12:05.100 --> 00:12:08.200 attack at you. It's his turn. But his scimitar, 00:12:08.320 --> 00:12:13.200 that's an eight plus three. I will not hit. He's 00:12:13.200 --> 00:12:15.519 a weak, weak punk -ass bitch. And it's your turn, 00:12:15.539 --> 00:12:18.039 please, Dick. As he whiffs the scimitar past 00:12:18.039 --> 00:12:24.980 your head. I'm just going to take a swing at 00:12:24.980 --> 00:12:31.639 him with my dragon slayer sword. All right. The 00:12:31.639 --> 00:12:34.019 rumble inside the sword vibrates as it realizes 00:12:34.019 --> 00:12:40.019 it's not a dragon. That would be a 13. 13? Yep, 00:12:40.120 --> 00:12:56.080 that will hit. Get down, come on, get down. Five 00:12:56.080 --> 00:13:01.460 damage? All right. Decent. Anything else? Spiritual 00:13:01.460 --> 00:13:04.059 weapon is summoned. Yeah, you summoned it last 00:13:04.059 --> 00:13:07.419 game. You used it to pummel the class girl to 00:13:07.419 --> 00:13:09.500 death. Last coldest to death into the stream 00:13:09.500 --> 00:13:11.799 of water on top of another dead body. Well, I'm 00:13:11.799 --> 00:13:14.100 going to let it fling in and pummel this coldest 00:13:14.100 --> 00:13:18.860 to death. Okay. Give me this attack roll, which 00:13:18.860 --> 00:13:24.179 always hits. No, no. It's like fucking... The 00:13:24.179 --> 00:13:26.799 attack plus your modifier. What's the modifier? 00:13:27.200 --> 00:13:30.460 Eight. Yeah, eight. 19 plus eight. Oh, my God. 00:13:31.299 --> 00:13:33.820 16 plus eight will hit two, so either one. Yeah. 00:13:33.899 --> 00:13:47.080 Give me the damage. So that is nine. Nine damage? 00:13:47.679 --> 00:13:51.450 Yeah. So you're... What was it you summoned in? 00:13:51.529 --> 00:13:53.250 Was it the shield? The trash can shield? I don't 00:13:53.250 --> 00:13:57.090 remember. Yeah, this thing comes in. You take 00:13:57.090 --> 00:13:59.169 your dragon slayer sword and you cut him down. 00:13:59.269 --> 00:14:01.690 He's like, oh, fuck, bleeding out. And the shield 00:14:01.690 --> 00:14:03.730 just comes in and takes him out the rest of the 00:14:03.730 --> 00:14:05.409 way. Cuts through that wound that was already 00:14:05.409 --> 00:14:08.509 damaged and smacks him down. You're done, son. 00:14:08.750 --> 00:14:11.529 Yeah, you're done, son. All right. It is the 00:14:11.529 --> 00:14:16.490 doppelganger's turn. Now that he has awakened 00:14:16.490 --> 00:14:23.470 his gargoyle beasts. It is his turn. I need to 00:14:23.470 --> 00:14:26.690 roll a two. The dragon sleeps. It does not recharge. 00:14:26.909 --> 00:14:31.450 I can't use that. The doppelganger is going to 00:14:31.450 --> 00:14:33.110 move his movement speed towards you, flea stick. 00:14:34.149 --> 00:14:35.950 Because it's time for you to battle this guy. 00:14:37.850 --> 00:14:43.570 Bring it. He is going to give you the multi -attack 00:14:43.570 --> 00:14:46.730 with his big old doppelganger fists. Bring it. 00:14:46.850 --> 00:14:49.379 Oh, the first one whiffs bad. Four plus six. 00:14:53.539 --> 00:14:57.039 17 plus six on the second one. That'll hit. Ooh, 00:14:57.399 --> 00:15:03.179 big damage. Okay. Rolling 2D6 plus four. So the 00:15:03.179 --> 00:15:05.559 first one is a one plus four, so five off the 00:15:05.559 --> 00:15:12.360 first hit. And four plus four, so eight off the 00:15:12.360 --> 00:15:19.230 second. So five and eight. Decent hit from the 00:15:19.230 --> 00:15:21.450 old doppelganger. All right, back to the top 00:15:21.450 --> 00:15:23.110 of the order. Tratoran's turn. I thought the 00:15:23.110 --> 00:15:25.169 doppelganger was on fire. No, Tratoran's the 00:15:25.169 --> 00:15:27.909 one that's got lit on fire a bunch. But it's 00:15:27.909 --> 00:15:34.769 his turn again. Dookie. He's going to do his 00:15:34.769 --> 00:15:36.649 same thing. He's going to make his multi -attack. 00:15:37.730 --> 00:15:42.909 Ten plus seven. Ten plus seven? Yeah. That's 00:15:42.909 --> 00:15:44.389 right on the money. Right on the money? Okay. 00:15:45.009 --> 00:15:47.100 Finally, this thing hits. This big old spear. 00:15:47.220 --> 00:15:49.480 This one you feel it. It's close. And it just 00:15:49.480 --> 00:15:55.179 kind of sticks you good. Alright. 4 plus 4. So 00:15:55.179 --> 00:15:59.399 8 off the first one. Oh wait. Shit. That's wrong. 00:16:00.259 --> 00:16:07.799 I'm doing 2d6 plus 4. So it's 4. 2. 6 plus 4. 00:16:08.059 --> 00:16:13.169 Damage. Last time I added the modifier to both 00:16:13.169 --> 00:16:15.929 of his attacks. So now he's going to make his 00:16:15.929 --> 00:16:18.769 shield bash as his multi -attack. So make the 00:16:18.769 --> 00:16:26.570 strength saving throw. Fifteen. Crit fail? Crit 00:16:26.570 --> 00:16:29.970 fail. Okay, so this time he uses this shield 00:16:29.970 --> 00:16:31.629 bash and he just kind of like wraps it around 00:16:31.629 --> 00:16:33.549 you and instead of throwing you backwards, he 00:16:33.549 --> 00:16:36.090 pulls you forward with the natural one and kind 00:16:36.090 --> 00:16:37.950 of switches places with you and pushes you into 00:16:37.950 --> 00:16:40.799 the fire pit. So you're going to take... Zero 00:16:40.799 --> 00:16:43.500 damage. Zero damage. Yes, you're going to take 00:16:43.500 --> 00:16:45.299 zero damage. Fuck, why did I say that? Fuck! 00:16:45.659 --> 00:16:47.360 All right, so yeah, he throws you into this fire 00:16:47.360 --> 00:16:49.379 pit. You just, like, get into it. He's like, 00:16:49.480 --> 00:16:51.580 now it's your turn, bitch. And you just stay 00:16:51.580 --> 00:16:53.259 in there in the fire as it just burns around 00:16:53.259 --> 00:16:55.659 you and just kind of, like, crisps your wings. 00:16:55.720 --> 00:16:59.039 Yeah, nice and hot. He goes, oh, shit, the demon. 00:16:59.580 --> 00:17:02.679 He's too powerful. Miss Muffin, it's your turn. 00:17:02.860 --> 00:17:05.940 You got a gargoyle and a tratoran now on your 00:17:05.940 --> 00:17:08.880 side because he switched places with Duke. So 00:17:08.880 --> 00:17:12.420 you're behind Tratoran and Gargoyle. While Duke's 00:17:12.420 --> 00:17:14.079 on the opposite side of them. Gargoyle just gave 00:17:14.079 --> 00:17:17.819 himself nightmares. Yeah, that was a fuck up 00:17:17.819 --> 00:17:20.099 on my part. I was glad you said it. I was like, 00:17:20.200 --> 00:17:24.400 oh, sweet. Zero damage. They're both just like 00:17:24.400 --> 00:17:26.099 side by side. Yes, they're standing there. Yeah, 00:17:26.099 --> 00:17:27.640 so it doesn't really matter which one I go for 00:17:27.640 --> 00:17:33.579 first. I'm just going to come up behind the Gargoyle 00:17:33.579 --> 00:17:35.579 and slice his neck. Because we're going for necks 00:17:35.579 --> 00:17:48.099 this time. Sure, go ahead. plus eight 13 plus 00:17:48.099 --> 00:17:55.099 eight yep that'll hit yes six damage six damage 00:17:55.099 --> 00:18:00.099 okay so yeah you you swing your blade and obviously 00:18:00.099 --> 00:18:02.579 this thing's made of stone so it's like it's 00:18:02.579 --> 00:18:04.160 kind of you see it doesn't do quite as much damage 00:18:04.160 --> 00:18:14.450 yeah what are you gonna do now Because I thought 00:18:14.450 --> 00:18:16.329 maybe I could break it, but I can't break it. 00:18:16.490 --> 00:18:18.509 I mean, it still took damage, but it was like 00:18:18.509 --> 00:18:24.990 half. Because he's made of stone. Bludgeoning. 00:18:26.390 --> 00:18:28.950 And it's going to break my dagger. It's not going 00:18:28.950 --> 00:18:31.630 to break your dagger. It's not? So I just dagger 00:18:31.630 --> 00:18:33.589 him again? Oh yeah, if you want. Yeah, it's just 00:18:33.589 --> 00:18:36.210 going to do half damage. You can hit it with 00:18:36.210 --> 00:18:40.569 something blunt. I don't have that. Or something 00:18:40.569 --> 00:18:43.240 creative if you've got anything creative. I don't 00:18:43.240 --> 00:18:44.680 know what you got in all your inventory and stuff. 00:18:45.559 --> 00:18:50.960 Or the surrounding area. Headbutting. Yeah, headbutting. 00:18:51.619 --> 00:18:54.079 Wait, wait, wait, wait. I got a hammer. There 00:18:54.079 --> 00:18:58.200 you go. I got... I thought I had a crowbar, but 00:18:58.200 --> 00:19:00.880 I guess I don't. You also, I'll remind you, you 00:19:00.880 --> 00:19:02.700 see water kind of flowing in through the walls. 00:19:03.819 --> 00:19:05.599 North, like behind you. Okay, okay, okay. So, 00:19:05.700 --> 00:19:08.859 I realize like... My dagger's not going to do 00:19:08.859 --> 00:19:10.940 that much damage, and I pull my hammer out, and 00:19:10.940 --> 00:19:13.960 I hammer him in the head. Is your hammer like 00:19:13.960 --> 00:19:17.680 a weapon? You got like a hammer weapon? It's 00:19:17.680 --> 00:19:20.519 a three -pound hammer. This one -handed hammer 00:19:20.519 --> 00:19:25.299 with an iron head is useful for pounding. Pounding. 00:19:25.380 --> 00:19:27.420 Hell yeah, that sounds like a fucking hammer. 00:19:30.400 --> 00:19:33.779 So yeah, I don't think that's a weapon. Unless 00:19:33.779 --> 00:19:35.880 she hits the end of her dagger into its neck. 00:19:36.859 --> 00:19:40.500 Like a chisel? That's creative. You said get 00:19:40.500 --> 00:19:45.539 creative. I can pretend I also come up with that 00:19:45.539 --> 00:19:49.539 on my own. Just now. I mean, that would still 00:19:49.539 --> 00:19:52.440 be an attack with... You can throw the hammer. 00:19:54.119 --> 00:19:56.940 Yeah. Could. It would just be your strength modifier, 00:19:57.059 --> 00:20:00.000 I think. How would you roll for the accuracy 00:20:00.000 --> 00:20:02.450 of hitting it? Your dex. It's her dex, which 00:20:02.450 --> 00:20:04.849 she's good at. Yeah, your dex would be to throw 00:20:04.849 --> 00:20:06.329 a hammer. If you want to throw the hammer, we'll 00:20:06.329 --> 00:20:09.569 go with that. It would do bludgeoning damage 00:20:09.569 --> 00:20:12.890 when I hit. Okay, so then I realize my dagger 00:20:12.890 --> 00:20:15.450 doesn't do much damage. I pull my hammer out 00:20:15.450 --> 00:20:17.589 and I throw it at his head. Okay, throw it at 00:20:17.589 --> 00:20:21.130 his head. Give me a dex. Attack roll D20 with 00:20:21.130 --> 00:20:26.630 your dex. Attack roll with my dex? Yes, because 00:20:26.630 --> 00:20:32.450 it's a ranged attack. Dexterity. Ten. Don't hit 00:20:32.450 --> 00:20:34.769 him. It just goes, bounces off and falls down 00:20:34.769 --> 00:20:37.710 into the water. The flowing water that's kind 00:20:37.710 --> 00:20:38.990 of coming through the walls and stuff. It just 00:20:38.990 --> 00:20:58.049 kind of puddled up. I'm trying so hard. Okay. 00:20:59.259 --> 00:21:01.559 Hammer throwing is not your specialty. All right. 00:21:01.740 --> 00:21:06.240 You got anything else you want to do? A lot of 00:21:06.240 --> 00:21:12.680 hammers. If I... I don't remember. You always 00:21:12.680 --> 00:21:15.000 yell at me for the way I word these. If I disengage, 00:21:15.180 --> 00:21:16.900 is he going to get me? No, if you disengage, 00:21:17.059 --> 00:21:19.099 you can move away. I'm going to disengage. Okay. 00:21:19.339 --> 00:21:24.599 And then what? Move where? Which direction? He's 00:21:24.599 --> 00:21:29.200 south of you, so... Behind the table. Behind 00:21:29.200 --> 00:21:30.420 the table, so you're just going to jump back 00:21:30.420 --> 00:21:33.619 over the table? Yeah. Okay. All right. I'm acrobatic 00:21:33.619 --> 00:21:36.920 as fuck. Okay. I do three backflips in the air 00:21:36.920 --> 00:21:38.779 across this table just to get away from him. 00:21:38.880 --> 00:21:40.980 I just realized I don't have the other gargoyle 00:21:40.980 --> 00:21:42.740 in the initiative. Three. Three whole backflips. 00:21:42.900 --> 00:21:49.039 Three of them. Three whole backflips. So... He 00:21:49.039 --> 00:21:54.240 didn't hear any of it. I don't know why the other 00:21:54.240 --> 00:21:55.660 gargoyle's not in here, but I'm going to make 00:21:55.660 --> 00:21:59.789 him go with this gargoyle as well, so... Yeah. 00:21:59.789 --> 00:22:04.170 The other gargoyle comes into the room. And instead 00:22:04.170 --> 00:22:07.490 of attacking one of you guys, you see him just 00:22:07.490 --> 00:22:09.369 kind of like look around the room really quickly. 00:22:09.569 --> 00:22:12.349 He does this super fast, flies right past you, 00:22:12.430 --> 00:22:14.670 Ms. Muffin, and slams into the wall where the 00:22:14.670 --> 00:22:16.349 water is starting to like flow through the room. 00:22:16.609 --> 00:22:19.049 And breaks his neck. He breaks his own neck. 00:22:19.049 --> 00:22:25.710 I'm going to give him a strength check. Gargoyle 00:22:25.710 --> 00:22:27.269 with disadvantage because he slams into the wall. 00:22:27.470 --> 00:22:29.809 So, yeah, he slams into this wall and kind of 00:22:29.809 --> 00:22:32.930 like you see his head kind of like and he falls 00:22:32.930 --> 00:22:35.970 over, but now you see the water starting to bust 00:22:35.970 --> 00:22:39.190 through this room a little faster. You piece 00:22:39.190 --> 00:22:41.730 of shit. Yeah, so we'll have to deal with that. 00:22:41.829 --> 00:22:44.390 Gargoyle may have knocked himself out, but you've 00:22:44.390 --> 00:22:46.430 got a problem happening. Room's starting to fill 00:22:46.430 --> 00:22:50.930 with water slowly. Duke, your turn. My turn, 00:22:50.950 --> 00:22:56.380 huh? Yes. Quick question. Yes. Can I still conjure 00:22:56.380 --> 00:23:01.839 a blade with my blood card? Yeah, if your weapon 00:23:01.839 --> 00:23:06.039 was, your greatsword was packed to you, yes. 00:23:06.240 --> 00:23:09.420 It doesn't leave you, actually. Very nice. I 00:23:09.420 --> 00:23:11.680 forgot about your warlock stuff. So yeah, if 00:23:11.680 --> 00:23:14.019 you're packed a weapon with you, then yeah, you 00:23:14.019 --> 00:23:16.940 can summon it and it'll de -summon. It can't 00:23:16.940 --> 00:23:19.940 be taken from you. Very nice. Yeah, you can't 00:23:19.940 --> 00:23:21.460 be disarmed. I don't think, I think that's the 00:23:21.460 --> 00:23:23.450 thing with it, too. So yeah, you got your sword. 00:23:23.509 --> 00:23:24.670 You don't have to use your claws. That's what 00:23:24.670 --> 00:23:26.150 a freak is doing. I'm standing in the fire and 00:23:26.150 --> 00:23:29.569 he's like. Yes, yes. It's exactly what happens. 00:23:29.690 --> 00:23:31.710 Yeah, he sees you in the fire burning and this 00:23:31.710 --> 00:23:33.930 great sword just forms out of your hand. So I'm 00:23:33.930 --> 00:23:36.630 going to use my bonus action to do that. Okay. 00:23:36.630 --> 00:23:45.049 And then I will attack him. All right. Let's 00:23:45.049 --> 00:23:51.190 see. Did that 14 hit? No, that will not hit. 00:23:51.599 --> 00:23:58.380 Second attack. Crit. Crit? Crit. Dumb! Alright. 00:23:58.579 --> 00:24:01.460 That one hits. Yeah, that one will hit. Alright, 00:24:01.579 --> 00:24:06.980 1d8 plus 6. Rolled it twice. That's an 8. Okay, 00:24:07.119 --> 00:24:14.079 good hit. And there's a 3. So, 8 plus 6 and 3 00:24:14.079 --> 00:24:23.920 plus 6. 14 and 9. Alright. Big damage. He feels 00:24:23.920 --> 00:24:26.500 them. He sees that sword form out of the flames 00:24:26.500 --> 00:24:29.940 and just comes through and slashes you. Or slashes 00:24:29.940 --> 00:24:33.420 him and he feels it deep in his ass. Alright, 00:24:33.559 --> 00:24:36.559 Flea Stick, your turn. You got Doppelganger on 00:24:36.559 --> 00:24:39.200 you. It ran up and gave you the fists, throwing 00:24:39.200 --> 00:24:42.220 hands. Sees a sword form in the flaming visage 00:24:42.220 --> 00:24:44.420 of Duke Crystal's demon form and realizes that 00:24:44.420 --> 00:24:47.920 he didn't take the weapons. And I call forth 00:24:47.920 --> 00:24:51.839 the spirit guardians. Oh shit, really? Okay. 00:24:52.119 --> 00:24:54.380 Are those the things that flow around you? Yeah, 00:24:54.380 --> 00:24:57.640 it cuts your speed in half. It does damage too, 00:24:57.720 --> 00:24:59.539 doesn't it? Yeah, it does. If they're in it and 00:24:59.539 --> 00:25:02.039 they fail? You call four spirits to protect you. 00:25:02.079 --> 00:25:04.380 They flit around you in a distance of 15 feet 00:25:04.380 --> 00:25:06.539 in duration. If you are good and neutral, their 00:25:06.539 --> 00:25:09.819 spectral form appears angelic or fae. If you 00:25:09.819 --> 00:25:11.599 are evil, they appear fiendish. When you cast 00:25:11.599 --> 00:25:13.759 a spell, you designate any number of creatures 00:25:13.759 --> 00:25:17.059 you can see to be unaffected by it and affected 00:25:17.059 --> 00:25:19.720 by it. The speed is half the area. Okay. It's 00:25:19.720 --> 00:25:24.240 15 feet, I think. And it's a fail -safe 3d8 damage. 00:25:24.599 --> 00:25:27.240 Yeah. So that it will appear fiendish to the 00:25:27.240 --> 00:25:30.539 enemy. Yeah, although he's good. Oh, I thought 00:25:30.539 --> 00:25:33.339 you said if the enemy's evil... No, if he's good, 00:25:33.500 --> 00:25:35.339 it'll appear good. So for him, it'll appear like 00:25:35.339 --> 00:25:37.140 trash from his god or something. I think that's 00:25:37.140 --> 00:25:38.940 what we did last time. It was like flowing cans 00:25:38.940 --> 00:25:41.779 and aluminum cans and shit flying around. So 00:25:41.779 --> 00:25:43.480 yeah, okay, you cast that. What's the save I 00:25:43.480 --> 00:25:47.220 gotta make? Because the Doppelganger, Tratorn, 00:25:47.339 --> 00:25:50.380 and the Gargoyle are all within 15 feet of you. 00:25:50.480 --> 00:25:55.690 So they're all free. It should just be on your 00:25:55.690 --> 00:25:59.690 spell screen. Oh, 16. Yeah, okay. So, Wisdom, 00:25:59.710 --> 00:26:04.210 or is it X? Okay. All right. Holy shit. All right. 00:26:04.730 --> 00:26:10.670 Wisdom. Okay, 16 plus 2. What did I have to roll? 00:26:10.849 --> 00:26:15.309 16. Okay, so he passes. It will be halved, but 00:26:15.309 --> 00:26:19.430 it doesn't take the damage, right? Okay. 11 plus 00:26:19.430 --> 00:26:21.750 2 on the Gargoyle. Oh, wait. No, wait. That's 00:26:21.750 --> 00:26:23.349 not the Gargoyle. Sorry. I'm looking at the wrong 00:26:23.349 --> 00:26:29.329 thing. 11 with the gargoyle, so he fails. And 00:26:29.329 --> 00:26:34.150 Tratoran fails. So Tratoran and the gargoyle 00:26:34.150 --> 00:26:37.750 will take the damage. 3d8, that's what you said, 00:26:37.789 --> 00:26:42.109 right? Yes, sir. There you go. Yes, sir. But 00:26:42.109 --> 00:26:44.609 the doppelganger and all of them have movement 00:26:44.609 --> 00:26:52.430 speed, so... So that's eight. Do I do that twice? 00:26:54.220 --> 00:26:58.980 Or is that for both? I think it's for both. Yeah, 00:26:59.059 --> 00:27:01.599 the one damage, because they're all taking the 00:27:01.599 --> 00:27:06.660 same. Yeah, for the eight area. So they both 00:27:06.660 --> 00:27:10.900 take eight, he said. Okay, decent. I'm going 00:27:10.900 --> 00:27:13.059 to put a little overlay here so you can see the 00:27:13.059 --> 00:27:24.339 range of this thing. Yeah. Oh, it says on a successful 00:27:24.339 --> 00:27:26.500 save the creature takes half as much damage. 00:27:26.720 --> 00:27:30.500 Oh, okay. So he'll take four. Yeah. Okay. Alright, 00:27:30.599 --> 00:27:33.380 so that white ring is where it goes from him. 00:27:34.140 --> 00:27:39.059 Okay, so the doppelganger takes four damage. 00:27:40.640 --> 00:27:46.779 Alright. Good deal. Everybody. Someone kill this 00:27:46.779 --> 00:27:51.549 doppelganger. Oh, spiritual weapon. Okay, yeah, 00:27:51.650 --> 00:27:54.130 he hit him with his spiritual weapon. Okay. Now 00:27:54.130 --> 00:27:56.369 you're using some cleric magic. That's what we're 00:27:56.369 --> 00:27:59.049 talking about. I'm drawing that can back. I'm 00:27:59.049 --> 00:28:04.769 using all my force and focus. And it fails. What 00:28:04.769 --> 00:28:07.509 did you get? Eight plus two. Eight plus two? 00:28:08.150 --> 00:28:11.069 Yeah, that one fails. All right. It's his turn, 00:28:11.089 --> 00:28:14.789 so he's going to return the favor of hitting 00:28:14.789 --> 00:28:17.809 you with his hands again. Big old slam. It's 00:28:17.809 --> 00:28:29.130 a 12. Uh. Plus 6. Is it 2? Huh? 12 plus 6? Does 00:28:29.130 --> 00:28:32.329 that hit you? Oh, okay. That was true. Yeah. 00:28:33.869 --> 00:28:45.250 Yeah. Okay. So that's going to be 2, 4, plus 00:28:45.250 --> 00:28:52.940 4. So 6 plus 4. And then he's going to do it 00:28:52.940 --> 00:28:56.279 again. It's multi -tech. That one misses. Four. 00:28:58.039 --> 00:29:02.359 Okay. Next up. Back to the top. Tritorn. Moving 00:29:02.359 --> 00:29:05.000 quick. He's pissed off. He's freaking out. But 00:29:05.000 --> 00:29:07.339 he's going to take another swing at you. Dookie. 00:29:08.039 --> 00:29:18.619 As you stand in the fire. Spear. 14 plus 7. Okay. 00:29:20.119 --> 00:29:27.789 Two. Four, so six plus four. And he's going to 00:29:27.789 --> 00:29:30.230 do his shield bash, so that's a strength -saving 00:29:30.230 --> 00:29:36.269 throw. This time he's going to try to push you 00:29:36.269 --> 00:29:43.589 further back. Yeah, he doesn't. He doesn't. But, 00:29:43.670 --> 00:29:46.289 hey, that's his multi -attack. All right, Miss 00:29:46.289 --> 00:29:48.789 Muffin, your turn. You've got a gargoyle knocked 00:29:48.789 --> 00:29:50.329 out on the ground next to you, and water's starting 00:29:50.329 --> 00:29:56.779 to pour through the wall. You see a spiritual 00:29:56.779 --> 00:30:02.920 ring of trash flowing around. But technically 00:30:02.920 --> 00:30:05.079 you can't get in it because... I was going to 00:30:05.079 --> 00:30:06.799 say, I don't think that does anything for me. 00:30:06.920 --> 00:30:08.559 Because you are your maximum movement speed from 00:30:08.559 --> 00:30:11.980 the doppelganger right now. Those boulders, little 00:30:11.980 --> 00:30:15.440 boulders, rocks. Yeah. You see rocks laying around 00:30:15.440 --> 00:30:18.000 from the ground? Yeah. I'm wondering if I can 00:30:18.000 --> 00:30:21.720 pick that up and bash that gargoyle with it. 00:30:22.000 --> 00:30:24.460 Well, that's on the ground? Or the one that's 00:30:24.460 --> 00:30:27.980 still up? Huh? The one that's down right now. 00:30:28.019 --> 00:30:29.160 The one next to me. Okay, the one next to you. 00:30:29.180 --> 00:30:31.119 Okay, yeah, you can. You can smash him in the 00:30:31.119 --> 00:30:32.980 head with it. Like, so he can't ever come back. 00:30:33.160 --> 00:30:37.859 An advantage attack roll. Yeah. Okay. Kick a 00:30:37.859 --> 00:30:42.839 dude while he's down. I don't remember what the 00:30:42.839 --> 00:30:44.660 first one was, actually. I just picked it up. 00:30:44.779 --> 00:30:47.660 What's your strength? Because it's not exactly 00:30:47.660 --> 00:30:51.920 a dexterity weapon. I wouldn't say you were proficient, 00:30:52.000 --> 00:30:54.759 but we're just winging it here. Strength. Strength? 00:30:55.519 --> 00:31:01.019 That is not good for me. Yeah. So, a six. Huh? 00:31:02.759 --> 00:31:06.700 What'd you get? Six. Okay, no. You don't have 00:31:06.700 --> 00:31:11.099 the muscles and oomph to crack his head. There's 00:31:11.099 --> 00:31:15.940 your action. Anything for a bonus action? Yeah, 00:31:15.980 --> 00:31:18.980 I really don't know what to do, so I'm just gonna... 00:31:21.359 --> 00:31:24.759 Make my way over towards this other group over 00:31:24.759 --> 00:31:29.019 here. Towards them? You can't. They're inside 00:31:29.019 --> 00:31:30.660 that ring, but I'm not going in it. Yeah, because 00:31:30.660 --> 00:31:36.059 the doppelganger right now is exactly 30 feet 00:31:36.059 --> 00:31:38.880 from you. Oh, I'm literally stuck on this side 00:31:38.880 --> 00:31:40.539 of the table. Yeah, you're stuck over there now 00:31:40.539 --> 00:31:43.079 because he moved forward. Shit, dog. I can't 00:31:43.079 --> 00:31:44.579 do shit. They are going to take damage because 00:31:44.579 --> 00:31:48.200 they're inside of Flea Stick's ring, but you 00:31:48.200 --> 00:31:52.859 can't move closer. All you can do is long range 00:31:52.859 --> 00:31:55.839 stuff. I don't have long range stuff. You're 00:31:55.839 --> 00:31:58.779 cooked. Yeah, I'm cooked. Let me see something 00:31:58.779 --> 00:32:01.380 actually. I think you may need to make a save. 00:32:04.200 --> 00:32:07.819 I have a salish. Yeah, make a save. Make a wisdom 00:32:07.819 --> 00:32:10.240 save. You need to make another save to see if 00:32:10.240 --> 00:32:18.160 you can get out of it. A wisdom save? Yes. Seven. 00:32:19.349 --> 00:32:21.789 You fail, so you're still scared. Yeah, you're 00:32:21.789 --> 00:32:23.670 still losing the wisdom teeth. They're stuck 00:32:23.670 --> 00:32:26.589 over there. What can Salish do? The nightmares 00:32:26.589 --> 00:32:28.230 don't start. Nothing now because you're out of 00:32:28.230 --> 00:32:33.130 actions. You can use her as mage hand. But, all 00:32:33.130 --> 00:32:38.190 right. Yeah. It is the gargoyle's turn, so Duke, 00:32:38.309 --> 00:32:41.589 he's going to make his bite attack at you. It's 00:32:41.589 --> 00:32:44.789 a nat one, brother. So he goes to make this attack, 00:32:44.890 --> 00:32:47.259 and he... The water's starting to fill up around 00:32:47.259 --> 00:32:49.660 the floor, so he slips and falls back into this 00:32:49.660 --> 00:32:52.380 water, and he's going to be stuck prone for two 00:32:52.380 --> 00:32:55.119 turns just because he's a heavy, big old statue 00:32:55.119 --> 00:32:57.579 stone man falling into some water. He's got to 00:32:57.579 --> 00:33:00.859 try to get up. Break his teeth on my sculpted 00:33:00.859 --> 00:33:04.140 muscles. Yeah, he also breaks his teeth on the 00:33:04.140 --> 00:33:08.980 way down. All right, so that was his failed turn. 00:33:09.200 --> 00:33:14.589 It's your turn, dude. My turn? Yep. Demon juice 00:33:14.589 --> 00:33:16.769 pumpkin. I got two of them right by me. Yeah, 00:33:16.789 --> 00:33:18.549 you got the gargoyle that fell down. He's prone 00:33:18.549 --> 00:33:21.609 for two turns and Tratoran standing still. Okay, 00:33:21.670 --> 00:33:27.589 I will cast Thunderclap. Oh, that does. 2d6 with 00:33:27.589 --> 00:33:31.890 a 13 con save and a 5 -foot emanation from my 00:33:31.890 --> 00:33:36.430 body. What does it say about anything about constructs? 00:33:38.990 --> 00:33:41.349 Each creature in a five -foot emanation originating 00:33:41.349 --> 00:33:43.309 from you must succeed to constitute some saving 00:33:43.309 --> 00:33:45.990 throw or take one D6, but since it's a higher 00:33:45.990 --> 00:33:48.869 level, it's two D6. Okay. The spell's thunderous 00:33:48.869 --> 00:33:51.170 sound can be heard up to 100 feet away. Okay, 00:33:51.210 --> 00:33:55.210 all right. So you said con save? Yes, a third. 00:33:56.670 --> 00:34:00.329 And it's the whole area of how far? A five -foot 00:34:00.329 --> 00:34:03.549 emanation of my body. Okay, so those two. All 00:34:03.549 --> 00:34:07.450 right, so he is going to get a dis -con save. 00:34:09.960 --> 00:34:13.599 What's the save number? 13. Okay, Gargoyle passes. 00:34:13.900 --> 00:34:17.420 And it doesn't say whether it's half or not on 00:34:17.420 --> 00:34:19.300 a save. I think it's not. I think it's just normal. 00:34:19.659 --> 00:34:23.460 But Chatorid fails. So he will take the damage. 00:34:24.000 --> 00:34:32.139 All right. Two, six. Six and six. So he's taking 00:34:32.139 --> 00:34:35.539 12. 12 damage. Good shit. You're whittling him 00:34:35.539 --> 00:34:42.190 down. Then with my second attack, I will cast 00:34:42.190 --> 00:34:48.309 Eldritch Blast. Okay. To him? Both him and the 00:34:48.309 --> 00:34:50.110 Gargoyle. Okay. Because I have two beams. Okay, 00:34:50.210 --> 00:34:54.349 yeah. Is it attack? Yes. Attack roll? Yeah, plus 00:34:54.349 --> 00:35:00.789 five. So, 16? Yep, it's both of our... Is it 00:35:00.789 --> 00:35:02.909 for one or do you do it twice? Oh, we have a 00:35:02.909 --> 00:35:04.989 crackling energy. Make a ranged spell attack 00:35:04.989 --> 00:35:10.670 against one creature or object in range. So you 00:35:10.670 --> 00:35:22.150 make two attack rolls. Okay, so the first one 00:35:22.150 --> 00:35:34.730 hits. Yeah, they both hit. Both of them. Warlock 00:35:34.730 --> 00:35:42.039 powers. Yes. That's a cantrip, dude. So there's 00:35:42.039 --> 00:35:50.539 four for the first and five for the second. Four 00:35:50.539 --> 00:35:54.300 damage. Five. As this demon energy crackling 00:35:54.300 --> 00:35:56.480 from your warlock powers blasts out and fucking 00:35:56.480 --> 00:35:59.579 smokes them. Please take your turn. Wait, was 00:35:59.579 --> 00:36:03.260 that it? Yeah. Okay. Please take your turn. Doppelganger's 00:36:03.260 --> 00:36:06.719 on you. Irradiating power flowing around. If 00:36:06.719 --> 00:36:09.400 I use a potion of greater healing, that's a turn. 00:36:09.519 --> 00:36:12.360 A bonus action, yes. So what will happen with 00:36:12.360 --> 00:36:15.440 my Scourge weapon? It'll stay, but you won't 00:36:15.440 --> 00:36:18.199 be able to use it for this round. It takes your 00:36:18.199 --> 00:36:31.079 bonus action to attack with it. You can always 00:36:31.079 --> 00:36:36.789 use Cure Wounds, which is a healing action. For 00:36:36.789 --> 00:36:39.630 a cleric, it's a spell slot. And I do that to 00:36:39.630 --> 00:36:41.969 myself. Yeah. Cure wounds and then use your bonus 00:36:41.969 --> 00:36:44.250 action to hit with your spiritual weapon is a 00:36:44.250 --> 00:36:49.130 tactic. It may... Depending on the spell slot 00:36:49.130 --> 00:36:51.030 level, I think it heals you higher and stuff, 00:36:51.210 --> 00:36:56.469 so you just look at the levels of it. It says 00:36:56.469 --> 00:37:00.429 1d8 plus your spellcasting ability modifier. 00:37:00.769 --> 00:37:04.289 Which will be wisdom. So 1d8 plus 8, I guess. 00:37:04.369 --> 00:37:12.300 Yeah. Yeah. Aren't you a life cleric too? I believe 00:37:12.300 --> 00:37:18.800 so. So I think you'll get something to do with 00:37:18.800 --> 00:37:23.239 your... You can look at it, but roll your dice 00:37:23.239 --> 00:37:25.320 for your thing. You might get a little extra 00:37:25.320 --> 00:37:27.039 health because of being the life cleric, but 00:37:27.039 --> 00:37:28.800 you can look on that after your turn's done. 00:37:29.480 --> 00:37:33.940 Put your health in if you want. So what is it? 00:37:34.039 --> 00:37:38.019 1d8 plus 8? I went down to the second level with 00:37:38.019 --> 00:37:46.179 a 2d8 closer to me. Okay. Seven. Twelve plus 00:37:46.179 --> 00:37:48.699 eight. Twelve plus eight health back. That's 00:37:48.699 --> 00:37:54.599 a good roll. Alright, so bodice action. You're 00:37:54.599 --> 00:37:57.760 taking your special, or spiritual weapon attack. 00:37:59.320 --> 00:38:02.090 I'm right next to him. Yeah, but you only have 00:38:02.090 --> 00:38:04.070 your bonus action now. Oh, wait, you used your... 00:38:04.070 --> 00:38:06.869 Oh, sorry. Wait, no, you used Cure Wounds, which 00:38:06.869 --> 00:38:09.349 is an action, so you can take your spiritual 00:38:09.349 --> 00:38:12.050 weapon with your bonus action. Your spiritual 00:38:12.050 --> 00:38:14.230 weapon is more likely to hit and harder than 00:38:14.230 --> 00:38:16.570 your sword. I figured out what you were doing. 00:38:16.630 --> 00:38:22.289 We'll do that, then. 11 plus it. Thank you. Yeah. 00:38:22.929 --> 00:38:31.340 That one was it. Faux show. So nine damage, four 00:38:31.340 --> 00:38:35.679 plus five. Nine damage to him. Smacked him good. 00:38:40.159 --> 00:38:45.559 All right. So it is the doppelganger's turn. 00:38:47.940 --> 00:38:51.340 That means it's me. I got to do stuff. Next. 00:38:51.960 --> 00:38:54.679 All right. He's going to take a slam attack. 00:38:55.820 --> 00:38:58.300 Pass to me. He's going to take a slam attack. 00:38:58.340 --> 00:39:01.710 Is that you, flea stick? With jelly sock? Sock 00:39:01.710 --> 00:39:06.030 jelly? That's a gnat woman. He trips and he falls 00:39:06.030 --> 00:39:10.630 down. But actually, before he falls down, his 00:39:10.630 --> 00:39:13.489 head, he bends and his head goes straight up 00:39:13.489 --> 00:39:15.849 his butt. And he's going to take some damage 00:39:15.849 --> 00:39:18.230 from, suffocation damage from his own rectum. 00:39:18.230 --> 00:39:21.670 I can see the future. Four damage dealt to the 00:39:21.670 --> 00:39:28.329 doppelganger from his own anal rectum. penetration. 00:39:28.610 --> 00:39:31.949 And he also needs to make a save. What was the 00:39:31.949 --> 00:39:36.570 save? A DC wisdom, like, 16? Because of your... 00:39:36.570 --> 00:39:39.989 So I think it's on your turn, right? Once it 00:39:39.989 --> 00:39:41.530 gets back to you. So that means all three need 00:39:41.530 --> 00:39:46.190 to make their saves. He fails. So Doppelganger 00:39:46.190 --> 00:39:53.349 fails. Gargoyle fails. Ha ha, keep failing. Tratoran 00:39:53.349 --> 00:39:56.409 fails. Yeah. So do your damage, what was it, 00:39:56.429 --> 00:40:02.469 3d8? To all three of them. Plus your wisdom, 00:40:02.510 --> 00:40:30.800 probably. That's our guest star. 13 damage? Alright, 00:40:31.099 --> 00:40:33.199 that was a good chunk of damage to all of them. 00:40:36.519 --> 00:40:39.059 Are you looking at my laptop, Kelly? Yeah, I 00:40:39.059 --> 00:40:41.599 was trying to see if he was recording us. Well, 00:40:41.599 --> 00:40:46.039 yeah. We're playing. You think I'm just doing 00:40:46.039 --> 00:40:49.280 this and then redo it? Alright, so yeah, the 00:40:49.280 --> 00:40:52.920 trash is flying around, just cutting people up. 00:40:52.960 --> 00:40:54.800 You got trash bags strapping to people's faces. 00:40:54.820 --> 00:40:57.960 They can't breathe. Gives a good move on your 00:40:57.960 --> 00:41:06.280 part. What's it? Torrin's turn. All right. Well, 00:41:06.280 --> 00:41:08.280 you know what he's going to do. Except this time, 00:41:08.400 --> 00:41:14.079 he's going to make... Hell yeah. 19 plus 7 on 00:41:14.079 --> 00:41:23.880 the spear attack. So that is... 2. 4. And 6. 00:41:25.099 --> 00:41:30.300 Plus 4. 2 and 6 plus 4. Okay, so 12 and half. 00:41:30.820 --> 00:41:36.340 Half, yes. Alright, and yeah, so strength saving 00:41:36.340 --> 00:41:40.800 throw. Oh, one of these times he is going to 00:41:40.800 --> 00:41:50.500 push you and do some damage. 15? Dammit. Alright, 00:41:50.619 --> 00:41:53.480 yeah, no. You save. So he doesn't push you or 00:41:53.480 --> 00:41:57.360 do damage. He's getting really pissed off. Bro, 00:41:57.460 --> 00:42:01.019 just let me push you backwards, dude. Miss Muffin, 00:42:01.019 --> 00:42:03.699 it's your turn. You chose to pull me that one 00:42:03.699 --> 00:42:07.300 time. What do I even do? Make a wisdom saving 00:42:07.300 --> 00:42:22.300 throw. Make a wisdom saving throw. 13. How? You 00:42:22.300 --> 00:42:26.559 save. Your brain rewrites the neurons start firing 00:42:26.559 --> 00:42:28.659 and you overcome the fear of this doppelganger's 00:42:28.659 --> 00:42:49.760 face. So you're able to move into the fray. Hey, 00:42:49.920 --> 00:42:51.860 it's your dummy master, Tristan. and I would 00:42:51.860 --> 00:42:55.179 like to thank our sponsor, Dubby Energy. 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And it says I can deal 00:44:16.210 --> 00:44:19.869 4d6. And since you have a bonus action to hide, 00:44:19.949 --> 00:44:22.170 give me a stealth roll with advantage because 00:44:22.170 --> 00:44:26.070 you... A stealth roll with advantage. And you're 00:44:26.070 --> 00:44:27.929 finally using the rogue abilities correctly. 00:44:29.550 --> 00:44:35.170 With advantage. 24? Yeah. I'm not even going 00:44:35.170 --> 00:44:37.530 to fucking roll a perception check. I guess I 00:44:37.530 --> 00:44:42.280 will. So I need to roll 4d6. No, he fails. That 00:44:42.280 --> 00:44:44.460 was stealth. So now I roll to hit with my dagger. 00:44:45.239 --> 00:44:46.820 Yes, now you roll advantage with your dagger 00:44:46.820 --> 00:44:56.039 because you are stealth. 11 plus 8 to hit. Yes. 00:44:57.639 --> 00:45:00.780 That will hit him. So now you do your dagger 00:45:00.780 --> 00:45:03.619 damage and then you add your stealth attack damage, 00:45:03.760 --> 00:45:07.739 your sneak attack. You're losing die again. They 00:45:07.739 --> 00:45:14.000 go under the thing. You can slide it. Alright, 00:45:14.079 --> 00:45:17.860 so roll your dagger damage. And then roll your 00:45:17.860 --> 00:45:21.539 sneak attack damage. Oh, okay. So 1d4 plus 5. 00:45:22.599 --> 00:45:26.960 That's 9. Damn. And then the sneak attack damage 00:45:26.960 --> 00:45:32.880 is 4d6. Damn! 4d6! Holy fuck! Which is the cube. 00:45:33.340 --> 00:45:40.639 Yes, this might do it. 1, which is 5. 10. Oh, 00:45:40.679 --> 00:45:46.519 15. 20. 20 plus anything, or is it just 20? No, 00:45:46.599 --> 00:45:50.360 it doesn't say plus anything. Okay, so he had 00:45:50.360 --> 00:45:53.360 19 health left. 29 damage total. Yeah, he had 00:45:53.360 --> 00:45:56.199 19 health left. Because I'm a sneaky bitch. Yeah, 00:45:56.260 --> 00:45:59.039 you come fucking, you finally break free from 00:45:59.039 --> 00:46:01.719 your fear, and you come jumping over this table, 00:46:01.860 --> 00:46:04.360 leap over out of the shadows, and just fucking 00:46:04.360 --> 00:46:06.300 stick the shit out of this dude. Start sticking 00:46:06.300 --> 00:46:09.360 him in the neck. With also backflips. Yes, backflips, 00:46:09.400 --> 00:46:11.400 yeah. There's also, fuck yeah, there's backflips. 00:46:12.079 --> 00:46:15.059 And you do backflips and stab the shit out of 00:46:15.059 --> 00:46:17.480 Tatora, and he's just blood spewing. He's falling 00:46:17.480 --> 00:46:19.559 to his knees and falls backwards to the ground. 00:46:19.800 --> 00:46:23.480 You see this kind of dark energy flow out of 00:46:23.480 --> 00:46:25.699 him because, as you know, this guy is connected 00:46:25.699 --> 00:46:32.820 to the BBEG. What? Yeah, the soul kind of flows 00:46:32.820 --> 00:46:35.219 out of this dude, and you see the doppelganger 00:46:35.219 --> 00:46:38.150 kind of look in just absolute fear. that you 00:46:38.150 --> 00:46:41.510 just vanquished one of them. So the doppelganger, 00:46:41.590 --> 00:46:44.710 being as low health as he is, takes off running. 00:46:45.449 --> 00:46:49.690 Please, Dick, make an opportunity attack. So 00:46:49.690 --> 00:46:55.710 your sword, make your sword attack. Oh, and also, 00:46:55.789 --> 00:46:58.110 since the magic of this place, I forgot this 00:46:58.110 --> 00:47:01.809 guy's flowing with the power. These gargoyles 00:47:01.809 --> 00:47:03.329 that were powered through these souls just kind 00:47:03.329 --> 00:47:05.599 of... harden up and you see them kind of just 00:47:05.599 --> 00:47:07.880 harden inside of this water as it starts to flow 00:47:07.880 --> 00:47:10.780 up because they both have actually been falling 00:47:10.780 --> 00:47:14.679 in water at this moment. Interesting. Interesting. 00:47:15.559 --> 00:47:19.420 So make your attack. I'm drawing with two hands, 00:47:19.539 --> 00:47:27.519 right? Yeah. Two -hander. 15 plus 3. Yeah, that 00:47:27.519 --> 00:47:29.880 will hit him. So give me some damage. Dragon 00:47:29.880 --> 00:47:39.269 Slayer sword damage. It has a ten zone with a 00:47:39.269 --> 00:47:44.610 zero on it. A single zero. Seven. Seven damage? 00:47:45.730 --> 00:47:48.710 Yeah, you slice this fucking doppelganger as 00:47:48.710 --> 00:47:50.690 it's running. It's like, oh god, it falls to 00:47:50.690 --> 00:47:52.530 the ground and it's just laying there like crippled, 00:47:52.530 --> 00:47:54.769 can't barely move. So that's not all I can do. 00:47:56.050 --> 00:48:00.289 Gargoyle's dead. It's rock hard. Gargoyle's rock 00:48:00.289 --> 00:48:02.489 hard. Oh shit, I also need to make a save for 00:48:02.489 --> 00:48:05.110 the doppelganger because he's in your wave again. 00:48:06.059 --> 00:48:10.320 And it's actually your turn, I think. Wait. It 00:48:10.320 --> 00:48:17.860 wasn't his turn. So it's your turn. Yeah, actually. 00:48:20.340 --> 00:48:26.820 What is it? Wisdom save 16. It's an 11 plus... 00:48:26.820 --> 00:48:29.460 Yeah, he fails. So that's another of your... 00:48:30.639 --> 00:48:32.519 You know what? I think it's safe to say this 00:48:32.519 --> 00:48:36.360 combat's over. We win! As your spiritual guardians 00:48:36.360 --> 00:48:38.500 start flowing in a circle. Can't fuck with us. 00:48:38.699 --> 00:48:41.280 Can't mess with us. Yeah, yeah. It starts ripping 00:48:41.280 --> 00:48:43.239 this doppelganger to shreds as he's trying to 00:48:43.239 --> 00:48:45.039 run from you and he's just getting obliterated. 00:48:45.539 --> 00:48:47.599 Gargoyles go rock hard because the soul energy 00:48:47.599 --> 00:48:49.539 that was powering them from Chatoran is gone. 00:48:49.780 --> 00:48:55.800 That sucks. Yeah, so... Yeah, they're rock hard. 00:48:55.940 --> 00:48:58.340 They're rock hard. You know what the craziest 00:48:58.340 --> 00:49:00.480 part is? They're wet. So they're sitting in this 00:49:00.480 --> 00:49:03.940 water. They're just wet and rock hard. So, yeah. 00:49:05.099 --> 00:49:08.300 Combat ends. Tratoran, he falls to the ground 00:49:08.300 --> 00:49:10.940 and, you know, kind of looks just completely 00:49:10.940 --> 00:49:14.639 shocked. He's bleeding out. He says, you, you 00:49:14.639 --> 00:49:17.480 sons of bitches, bro. You sons of bitches, bro. 00:49:17.719 --> 00:49:20.239 You're going to pay for this. You're going to 00:49:20.239 --> 00:49:23.139 fucking pay for this. Just because you and your 00:49:23.139 --> 00:49:26.900 cat, too, and you meddling kids. So, yeah, he 00:49:26.900 --> 00:49:29.719 kind of just bleeds out as he lays there on the 00:49:29.719 --> 00:49:31.860 ground. This soul energy just flows out of him. 00:49:32.539 --> 00:49:34.139 What would you guys like to do as this place 00:49:34.139 --> 00:49:36.900 starts to kind of slowly fill with water? Break 00:49:36.900 --> 00:49:39.500 dance for a little bit. You've got, like, a good 00:49:39.500 --> 00:49:42.539 couple turns before it becomes, like, a problem. 00:49:42.739 --> 00:49:47.150 Yeah. Yeah, you got some free range to kind of 00:49:47.150 --> 00:49:48.829 search the area for a moment before it starts 00:49:48.829 --> 00:49:52.369 flooding. I'd say the top half of the structure 00:49:52.369 --> 00:49:56.309 in the northern side is not accessible because 00:49:56.309 --> 00:50:01.070 it is flooded up there. Just because of the chaos 00:50:01.070 --> 00:50:02.869 that's happening. So you have about this room. 00:50:03.230 --> 00:50:05.690 Is it not accessible because it's flooded? Unless 00:50:05.690 --> 00:50:07.610 you're going to swim in it. Is there nice things 00:50:07.610 --> 00:50:09.949 in there that you're trying to tell us we can't 00:50:09.949 --> 00:50:12.050 have because it's flooded? Yes, unless you're 00:50:12.050 --> 00:50:15.159 going to swim in it. That's fine. How dangerous 00:50:15.159 --> 00:50:19.860 is the waters? It's water. So you'd have to swim 00:50:19.860 --> 00:50:22.739 against the current of the flowing water into 00:50:22.739 --> 00:50:25.699 this flooded area. And then search the area. 00:50:25.780 --> 00:50:27.360 So you'd have to make strength checks to swim 00:50:27.360 --> 00:50:29.780 through it. Never mind. If you want to swim through 00:50:29.780 --> 00:50:31.679 it and search the area. Anybody want a cap of... 00:50:31.679 --> 00:50:36.179 Wait, what's it called? One second. You can use 00:50:36.179 --> 00:50:42.079 it. You can swim. I have no strength. What? One 00:50:42.079 --> 00:50:45.230 second. I'm going to find it. I had something 00:50:45.230 --> 00:50:49.809 specific. Cap of water breathing. Oh, you do 00:50:49.809 --> 00:50:52.869 have one of those. Yeah, we all do. I do. Oh, 00:50:52.889 --> 00:50:55.809 we all do? I don't know if all of you do, but 00:50:55.809 --> 00:50:57.590 I do remember you getting it. Which one of you 00:50:57.590 --> 00:51:00.750 want to fight for it? So, yes. If one of you 00:51:00.750 --> 00:51:03.730 have the cap of water breathing, you could... 00:51:03.730 --> 00:51:08.130 I would... You would what? Prefer us not? Because 00:51:08.130 --> 00:51:09.909 you know something juicy's out there? I would 00:51:09.909 --> 00:51:14.400 forfeit the strength checks because... you would 00:51:14.400 --> 00:51:16.420 be swimming forever. You could hold your breath 00:51:16.420 --> 00:51:18.119 forever. And I don't feel like sitting here making 00:51:18.119 --> 00:51:20.139 like 17 strength checks to see if you're going 00:51:20.139 --> 00:51:22.079 to just make it through the water. You know what 00:51:22.079 --> 00:51:26.159 I mean? So if you want to give it to Duke to 00:51:26.159 --> 00:51:30.739 go push through this water, he can do that. I 00:51:30.739 --> 00:51:33.119 will give you one room search out of the three 00:51:33.119 --> 00:51:36.300 rooms with this to do if you want to do that. 00:51:37.900 --> 00:51:40.179 You do have one? Okay. Then I'll make two. You 00:51:40.179 --> 00:51:43.000 can search two rooms out of the three rooms with 00:51:43.000 --> 00:51:45.360 your cap of water breathing in the flooded area 00:51:45.360 --> 00:51:48.400 if you want to do that. You want my cap? Mine's 00:51:48.400 --> 00:51:50.539 a potion of water breathing. Sure. Okay. Well, 00:51:50.579 --> 00:51:54.300 that still works. One hour. One hour? Okay. So, 00:51:54.300 --> 00:51:59.599 yeah. Give me – let's do each of you a strength 00:51:59.599 --> 00:52:02.059 check to see how long you're going to be able 00:52:02.059 --> 00:52:04.820 to hold out in this room to search it. So give 00:52:04.820 --> 00:52:07.019 me each a strength check. You two. Please stick 00:52:07.019 --> 00:52:13.829 in. Dookie. Correct. Okay. You have full time 00:52:13.829 --> 00:52:14.769 to search it. Wait, with advantage because it 00:52:14.769 --> 00:52:16.570 was given to him by a friend. Three plus five. 00:52:17.369 --> 00:52:19.210 Okay, so you're still going to have time to search 00:52:19.210 --> 00:52:21.730 the room, but just not fully. So both of you 00:52:21.730 --> 00:52:25.849 give me investigation checks. Duke, give me investigation 00:52:25.849 --> 00:52:44.860 with advantage. Roll me a D4. Three. Three? Roll 00:52:44.860 --> 00:52:52.960 me a D100. There you go. Yeah, biggin'. Biggin'. 00:52:52.960 --> 00:52:55.000 Get the old biggin', the big ball. Might need 00:52:55.000 --> 00:53:00.780 flat surface for this one. If you hear a thud, 00:53:00.780 --> 00:53:02.940 it's a big D100. Yeah, bigger than a golf ball. 00:53:09.139 --> 00:53:13.420 86. 86. Wow. This may not be usable for you very 00:53:13.420 --> 00:53:18.099 well, but you've got some. So you're... You're... 00:53:18.099 --> 00:53:24.599 If it'll load. It's not quite wanting to load. 00:53:26.780 --> 00:53:29.840 Okay, so you reach into this chest. You're kind 00:53:29.840 --> 00:53:31.500 of opening the water, fighting for the current. 00:53:31.840 --> 00:53:34.340 And you look inside this chest and you see this 00:53:34.340 --> 00:53:37.679 oddly shaped... It looks like a wand. It's like 00:53:37.679 --> 00:53:40.099 a little stick, but it's got the end of it where 00:53:40.099 --> 00:53:42.099 they usually have like jewels or crystal power 00:53:42.099 --> 00:53:45.000 in the wand. You see this skull of this creature 00:53:45.000 --> 00:53:47.320 just kind of sticking out the edge of it or at 00:53:47.320 --> 00:53:51.139 the tip of it. Okay, so this wand has seven charges. 00:53:51.940 --> 00:53:54.280 While holding the wand, you can cast one of the 00:53:54.280 --> 00:53:58.320 spells, a save DC 15 on this table below. You 00:53:58.320 --> 00:54:02.920 can do command or fear. The wand regains one 00:54:02.920 --> 00:54:06.210 D6 plus one expended charges daily at dawn. If 00:54:06.210 --> 00:54:09.449 you expend the last charge, roll 1d20. On a 1, 00:54:09.670 --> 00:54:11.650 the wand crumbles to ashes and is destroyed. 00:54:12.449 --> 00:54:15.989 So basically, you have 7 charges. You can cast 00:54:15.989 --> 00:54:19.130 Command, Flee, or Grovel. So that's the commands. 00:54:19.650 --> 00:54:22.329 You can cast Fear, which is in a 60 -foot cone. 00:54:23.230 --> 00:54:27.170 Fear costs 3 charges, and Command costs 1. It's 00:54:27.170 --> 00:54:29.969 the Wand of Fear, is what it's called. So you 00:54:29.969 --> 00:54:32.329 can just add that to your thingy. That's 7 charges 00:54:32.329 --> 00:54:37.150 per long rest? It gets back 1d6 daily at dawn. 00:54:38.389 --> 00:54:40.369 If you run it out, you've got to roll a d20. 00:54:40.489 --> 00:54:48.429 Yeah. All right, so... I'm a warlock. I wouldn't 00:54:48.429 --> 00:54:54.170 really say that it's that abnormal. Yeah, I mean, 00:54:54.210 --> 00:54:56.230 yeah, you can use it, but... Yeah, because it 00:54:56.230 --> 00:54:57.869 said it had its own save, actually, so it's a 00:54:57.869 --> 00:55:02.239 dc15 save for the commands, so... Yeah, you got 00:55:02.239 --> 00:55:04.719 a wand of fear. Flea stick? I guess the rogue 00:55:04.719 --> 00:55:07.719 could use it. Flea stick, what did you get? I 00:55:07.719 --> 00:55:12.320 rolled a five. A five. Six minus one. Yeah, so 00:55:12.320 --> 00:55:14.739 I say you weren't able to quite fight the current 00:55:14.739 --> 00:55:16.480 and search the room clearly enough to find anything 00:55:16.480 --> 00:55:20.579 of useful value. Before you both are yanked back 00:55:20.579 --> 00:55:23.260 into the main entrance by the water flowing. 00:55:23.559 --> 00:55:26.699 Can I catch my breath and roll again? Yeah, because 00:55:26.699 --> 00:55:29.099 your bubble lasts long until you come back out 00:55:29.099 --> 00:55:32.320 of water. Is that what it says? I don't know. 00:55:32.780 --> 00:55:36.300 Maybe. It was an hour. But it's more of the search 00:55:36.300 --> 00:55:38.219 of the rolls and the power of the water, and 00:55:38.219 --> 00:55:41.239 we failed. I was going to say, can you try again? 00:55:41.320 --> 00:55:42.679 All right, so now what do you guys want to do? 00:55:43.380 --> 00:55:46.960 Nah. Let him try again. All right, if you want 00:55:46.960 --> 00:55:48.579 to make me one more strength check to try to 00:55:48.579 --> 00:55:50.320 push through the water, I will let you. Yeah. 00:55:50.380 --> 00:55:52.860 If you fail, you're done. This time, extra strength, 00:55:52.940 --> 00:55:55.739 David Hasselhoff. Okay, give me investigation 00:55:55.739 --> 00:56:01.079 roll again. You're lucky. I love you guys. I 00:56:01.079 --> 00:56:04.139 guess you had a potion of breathing. It makes 00:56:04.139 --> 00:56:10.940 sense. Okay, so you find two potions of healing 00:56:10.940 --> 00:56:15.280 and one potion of water breathing. Why not? Why 00:56:15.280 --> 00:56:18.760 not? I love it. Alright, so what else do you 00:56:18.760 --> 00:56:20.920 guys want to do in this room? You got about... 00:56:20.920 --> 00:56:23.360 Find a way out. The entrance is the way out. 00:56:23.599 --> 00:56:26.280 Get out of here. You also have Tratoran's body. 00:56:27.400 --> 00:56:30.159 Loot that body. We're going to loot that body, 00:56:30.239 --> 00:56:31.800 motherfucker. Are you going to loot that body? 00:56:32.099 --> 00:56:34.539 Yeah. Are you looting it? Yeah. Okay, give me 00:56:34.539 --> 00:56:35.880 investigation roll. That's what I meant. I was 00:56:35.880 --> 00:56:38.519 just making sure who I told to roll. Well, I 00:56:38.519 --> 00:56:47.079 got a 13 plus my investigation, which is 3. 16. 00:56:48.039 --> 00:56:53.420 Okay. You find his spear, his shield. You find 00:56:53.420 --> 00:56:58.380 two greater potions of healing. You find a hundred 00:56:58.380 --> 00:57:03.659 gold pieces. Dang, that's a lot of stuff. Well, 00:57:03.679 --> 00:57:05.619 luckily it's recorded, so we'll hear it forever. 00:57:06.659 --> 00:57:10.079 And we'll know. But that's what you find on him. 00:57:10.340 --> 00:57:15.099 Plus, you find an oddly magical -looking scroll 00:57:15.099 --> 00:57:19.460 strapped inside of his satchel bag. Grab it. 00:57:19.579 --> 00:57:22.820 Grab it, yeah. So you grab this scroll, and you 00:57:22.820 --> 00:57:25.159 can feel that this is one of the scrolls of power 00:57:25.159 --> 00:57:27.000 that you've been searching for, that he was hoping 00:57:27.000 --> 00:57:29.940 to get some demon power and use this scroll to 00:57:29.940 --> 00:57:31.760 help his master, and it doesn't work out very 00:57:31.760 --> 00:57:34.840 well. So you have obtained Legendary Scroll 2. 00:57:36.039 --> 00:57:37.760 What do you guys want to do now? Are you going 00:57:37.760 --> 00:57:39.099 to look at it, or are you going to get out of 00:57:39.099 --> 00:57:40.440 this place and then look at it, or what do you 00:57:40.440 --> 00:57:42.659 want to do? Get out, then look at it. What's 00:57:42.659 --> 00:57:44.500 it called, a legendary scroll? No, it's just 00:57:44.500 --> 00:57:45.800 the scroll, one of the scrolls. You know how 00:57:45.800 --> 00:57:47.440 you're looking for four scrolls? Oh, yeah, yeah, 00:57:47.519 --> 00:57:48.800 yeah. Yeah, yeah. You got the second scroll. 00:57:48.800 --> 00:57:50.900 Oh, yeah. Hell, yeah. Yeah, second scroll. See, 00:57:50.920 --> 00:57:53.699 that's why we loot that body. Okay, so you guys 00:57:53.699 --> 00:57:54.940 are going to head back towards the entrance where 00:57:54.940 --> 00:57:59.880 you came. Okay. Yeah? Okay, so you head back 00:57:59.880 --> 00:58:02.699 towards the room, the church -looking room that 00:58:02.699 --> 00:58:04.940 you found when you first came through and talked 00:58:04.940 --> 00:58:06.599 to those guys. There's a locked door towards 00:58:06.599 --> 00:58:08.099 the north side of the room. If you want to do 00:58:08.099 --> 00:58:09.900 anything there, you can. You got a little bit 00:58:09.900 --> 00:58:11.579 of time. This room hasn't filled up. This one's 00:58:11.579 --> 00:58:13.460 kind of higher up from where the flood is happening. 00:58:15.230 --> 00:58:17.429 Actually, which way did they come in? That was 00:58:17.429 --> 00:58:22.889 kind of me, but not me. Oh, yeah. They can lead 00:58:22.889 --> 00:58:24.730 you through. You guys came through the path of 00:58:24.730 --> 00:58:26.730 the wall where it is kind of like where the church 00:58:26.730 --> 00:58:29.030 steeple area, the church entrance leads to the 00:58:29.030 --> 00:58:31.489 cavernous area. So, yeah, you guys get led up 00:58:31.489 --> 00:58:32.949 through there. You guys can make your way through. 00:58:33.829 --> 00:58:37.510 Lead poisoning. Lead poisoning? No, you get led 00:58:37.510 --> 00:58:40.130 through there. But there's a room. You're in 00:58:40.130 --> 00:58:42.090 the room with six pillars across the rooms and 00:58:42.090 --> 00:58:44.389 the altar. There's the entrance that you came 00:58:44.389 --> 00:58:50.550 from to the east and a locked door to the north. 00:58:54.510 --> 00:59:02.690 Damn, what's that spell? What? I lost the locks. 00:59:03.449 --> 00:59:07.730 Alohara. Alohomora. Alohomora. Alohomora. I have 00:59:07.730 --> 00:59:09.949 themes tools. You can pick a lock if you want 00:59:09.949 --> 00:59:11.449 to try. Where's the lock at? There's a north 00:59:11.449 --> 00:59:12.809 end of the room. There's a locked door. I will 00:59:12.809 --> 00:59:14.889 pick that lock. All right. Give me a dexterity 00:59:14.889 --> 00:59:17.010 thieves tool check. Sleight of hand. Sleight 00:59:17.010 --> 00:59:18.610 of hand. Which you'll have an advantage with, 00:59:18.670 --> 00:59:26.750 I think. Yep. Yeah. Eighteen. Plus? No, that's 00:59:26.750 --> 00:59:29.550 my... Oh, with a plus? Okay. So, yeah. You unlocked 00:59:29.550 --> 00:59:32.190 that door. Good job. Let me look at what's in 00:59:32.190 --> 00:59:36.449 there. You did it. You did it. You did it. All 00:59:36.449 --> 00:59:41.360 right. This... The room is, this is like a small 00:59:41.360 --> 00:59:44.860 room and it contains some bookcases, like bookcases, 00:59:45.000 --> 00:59:46.960 shelves with books. Is that what they're called? 00:59:47.340 --> 00:59:50.659 Bookshelves. Bookshelves. Bookshelves. Bookcases, 00:59:50.800 --> 00:59:53.420 yeah, same thing. There's a few tables and furniture 00:59:53.420 --> 00:59:55.579 across the room just kind of scattered there, 00:59:55.599 --> 00:59:57.239 but it looks to seem as like a temple library. 00:59:58.840 --> 01:00:03.420 Hmm. Stop looking for porn, flea stick. I can't 01:00:03.420 --> 01:00:05.159 help it. Yeah, I was going to say, what do you 01:00:05.159 --> 01:00:07.320 guys want to do in here as you walk in? It looks 01:00:07.320 --> 01:00:09.880 to be like a library full of shelves and books. 01:00:11.699 --> 01:00:15.000 Any of you care about reading? No, I'm dyslexic. 01:00:17.880 --> 01:00:24.900 It's not funny. Or do you want to just dip? Okay. 01:00:26.039 --> 01:00:33.380 The library room? Not really. It's just kind 01:00:33.380 --> 01:00:38.750 of like an empty altar room. I'll scan the room 01:00:38.750 --> 01:00:43.530 and you tell me what to roll to make me find 01:00:43.530 --> 01:00:46.190 something of importance. In the library? Yeah. 01:00:46.329 --> 01:00:51.369 Roll me perception. I tell you. Yeah, you tell 01:00:51.369 --> 01:00:53.530 me. Can we search it, Jim? You came for what? 01:00:53.869 --> 01:00:58.389 17 plus 4. So as you're scanning through this 01:00:58.389 --> 01:01:00.489 library, you're seeing like books just kind of 01:01:00.489 --> 01:01:03.239 scattered and it's like, oh. We love cultist 01:01:03.239 --> 01:01:05.639 shit, and it's like how to do rituals for dummies. 01:01:05.940 --> 01:01:08.519 And then you see a shelf that's like full of 01:01:08.519 --> 01:01:10.800 spells and stuff. You see like a bunch of scrolls 01:01:10.800 --> 01:01:13.699 with spells scrolled onto them. Flea stick, this 01:01:13.699 --> 01:01:17.059 is your alley. Flea stick? Scrolls. Scrolls. 01:01:17.059 --> 01:01:20.800 Roll me investigation check. With advantage, 01:01:20.980 --> 01:01:24.179 because Miss Muffin kind of pointed out these 01:01:24.179 --> 01:01:27.739 scrolls. Wait, no, 14 minus 1, sorry. With advantage. 01:01:27.739 --> 01:01:29.500 With advantage. You can roll twice to get the 01:01:29.500 --> 01:01:32.230 higher number. 17 minus 1 is 16. Okay, so yeah, 01:01:32.269 --> 01:01:39.409 you find... Not porn. Flea stick. You have four 01:01:39.409 --> 01:01:43.690 magic scrolls. These are normal scrolls. These 01:01:43.690 --> 01:01:45.389 aren't special legendary scrolls that you're 01:01:45.389 --> 01:01:47.670 looking for. These are just four scrolls with 01:01:47.670 --> 01:01:49.630 spells on them that we will establish at a later 01:01:49.630 --> 01:01:54.929 time. So, yeah, that's that. You got some spells, 01:01:55.030 --> 01:01:57.570 some magic? You ready to step out of this bitch? 01:01:57.809 --> 01:02:02.300 Yeah. Alright. 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