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about said Dungeons and Dragons. Welcome to

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Dummies and Dice, a Dungeons and Dragons actual

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play podcast that follows three not -so -average

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dummies of our world that get caught up in a

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magical storm and are transported to the world

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of Dungeons and Dragons. Today's question of

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the day. What'd you guys pick? 86? Is that what

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you said out of it? I said 86. Yeah, we went

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with 86. Okay, so, as your characters, if you

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could have one superpower, what would it be?

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Superpower? You going first? Hey, I'm Kelly Lee,

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and I play Miss Muffin. She's a crazy cat lady

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rogue, and Miss Muffin very much enjoys being

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invisible, so invisibility. That's a given. Hey,

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Nate here. My character's Duke Crystal. He's

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the level seven drug -addicted barbarian of the

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group, and I would say probably teleportation.

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Oh, yeah. Oh. fancy i thought what i expected

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would be like super strange like where people

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already got that oh yeah sure hey hey hey maybe

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ryan talker here i play this for the stick sock

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jelly i am the hobo trash master cleric of the

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god rumpkin i'm the macgyver of all all things

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trash and garbage including your girlfriend oh

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no okay what's your answer for the relationship

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rb uh She don't lie. It's super smell. Yeah,

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that's it. That's super smell. Yeah. Smell the

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stink. Good. He already can. You can smell the

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spectrum of smells. He's like, I can see them.

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I can tell. It's like a rainbow of odors. It's

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like when Patrick gets his nose, he can smell

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everything and he smells it all. He said, I want

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to be able to smell someone's nose. Patrick's

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nose. We... Where we left off last time, you

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guys went through this fucked up dungeon that

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you were told by a guy in a carnival that came

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to your place, taught you guys magic. Your guard's

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magic. So yeah, you go through this dungeon of

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deception. You cleared it. You talked to old

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man Withers. You talked to some dwarves with

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some hand signals and losing their language.

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And you left and realized that some of the items

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that were taken got pulled back to the dungeon.

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I think your plan was to start moving towards

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your original place. I don't know what you want

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to do here, but yeah, you've gathered your things.

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You're outside of the dungeon. What got pulled

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back to the dungeon? I believe it was your red

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gem you attached to your skull thing. Your horn

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of Valhalla. If there's anything else, I don't

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remember. I think that was it. Why would they

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do such a thing? They're robbers. Oh, and your

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demon thingy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You lost

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it all. I haven't started the map yet. So, would

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you guys like to start what? What would you like

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to do? I guess head back to our main camp. Garth

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Brooks, whatever that was. Boots, scoot, and

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boogie. Okay. So, I remember we traveled a bit

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to get here. You had general directions of where

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it was. So, give me a survival. Or... All of

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us? Yeah. I got a plus two for survival. Yeah,

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give me a survival all of you. All right. 19.

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Okay, yeah, that'll do it. 18! You start heading

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in the direction back towards your iron spine

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keep. So on your way, are you guys taking a rest

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or anything on the way, or are you like... I'm

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rolling dice. I'm going to rest at camp. If we

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get an encounter, then I'll deal with it. Okay,

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so yeah, you're on your way back to camp. And

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you're noticing something a little strange, especially

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with a good roll like a 19. So where you came

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back through, you're about halfway back to Ironspine.

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You notice a weird cave opening. Just kind of

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like in the area. It's like in a little hillside.

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What would you like to do as you see this? Are

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you going to keep walking past it? Are you going

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to check it out? I'll take a look -see -loo inside.

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Okay, so as you get closer to this cave, you

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see almost in like that Lord of the Rings style,

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like lettering. Magically appears across the

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arch of the cave and you see the words form pleasure

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pile Inside the cave, so what would you like

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to do? Sounds like a place you need to rest before

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you go into If you would like to rest you can

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I mean you don't know if it's gonna disappear

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if it's gonna be there, but it'll Go nowhere,

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so I'll take a little short man. I'm sure gonna

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take a long rest or a short rest Yeah, you guys

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can set up camp outside the, you know, it doesn't

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look like a relatively dangerous area. You're

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not getting like, you're not hearing like loud

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cries. Just like usual. Yeah, it's just an unusual

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cave opening. It's a pleasure pile. So yeah,

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take your long rest. Do your things. Take yourself

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back to your full health. Yeah, my spells and

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my rage. You hear that yipper? That's Eller.

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Okay, so yeah, as you guys are kind of doing

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this long rest, I'm assuming you throw up at

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camp, you take a little sleep, the night progresses,

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and you feel calm, you sleep good, and you're

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awake. So what would you guys like to do as you

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rise fully rested? I guess we're going in the

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old cave. What's it called? The pleasure pile!

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The pleasure pile! Yes. Okay, so. Ms. Bum, it's

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going to enter invisible because weird. You're

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going to go invisible. She's one of the hardest.

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Okay, so yeah, you throw your cape on. You'll

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have advantage on your stealth or double whatever

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you got. So yeah, you guys enter this cave, and

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as you're stepping through this threshold of

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this cave, you feel this magical energy just

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kind of form and transfer, and I'm going to start

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the map now. And as you step through this cave,

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the walls shift. Everything shifts in this teleportating

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magical form and makes the cobblestone walls

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kind of form around you guys. And you are standing

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inside of a club. You're seeing some, like, lights

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of magic kind of beaming across the room. You're

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hearing, like, music beating. You're hearing,

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yeah, exactly that. You hear a guy, like, over

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an undercommon. He goes, and we're going to play

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the same song here again. Just wait a second.

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And the music starts playing again. Yeah, so

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what would you guys like to do as you step into

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this room? Dance. You're seeing, like, loads

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of people just, like. No one can see me. Piled

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into this dance floor full of lights. But as

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you kind of look around. Let me put you guys

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on. There's so many lubricants. You smell lubricants

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everywhere. KY and Luke. So where you guys entered,

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you were kind of in the north end of this club

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here. So to your west, to your right side of

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the screen, to your west, I think. Which means?

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East, to the east side of your screen. You see

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a long hallway that's filled with rooms, like

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doorways all down through that hallway. To the

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south side is towards the dance floor full of

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people. What would you guys like to do? I think

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those rooms are full of gross, naked people.

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Luxurious pleasure piles. I don't want to see.

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Are you walking through the hallway to check

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the rooms, or are you going to? I'm following

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my buds, but no one knows it because I'm invisible.

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What are you guys doing? Oh, yeah, you're invisible.

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Nobody knows you're there. Is there a bar? Yeah,

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as you step towards the dance floor, you do see

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a bar on the east end of the bar. Go to the bar?

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Yes. All right. Please stick my muffin. What

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are you guys doing? Are you following to the

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bar or are you going elsewhere? What's in elsewhere?

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What's that considered? The hallway that was

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next to you when you entered. What's in that

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hallway? You see one, two, three, four, five

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rooms. What's in those rooms? Closed rooms. You

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want to take a closer look at the doors and stuff?

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I want to see where the britches are. Okay, so...

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I'm going to follow behind. As you walk closer,

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you see this door. It has a... padlock on it

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with the symbol of a frog on the first door.

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Um, would you like to investigate any different

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doors? Yeah, that bitch is weird. So you go to

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the next door and you see a padlock that has

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the picture of a gnome on it. That bitch is even

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weirder. Okay, you gotta keep moving through

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the doors. Okay, you go towards the third door

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of the hallway if you can help yourself to keep

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looking. I'm assuming you do. I want to see all

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my options. You walk towards the third door and

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you see blood. A lock on the door as well with

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blood on it. Like a blood, symbol of blood, like

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blood drop. Nah, she's on her period. Let's move

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on. Okay, you go to the fourth door. And you

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see a furry -like creature on it. I skipped.

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Are you just dipping out of the hallway then?

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Wait, that's the last door? Yes. I might as well

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crack into that bitch. Well, it's locked. There's

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a lock on it. Well, I'm going to jimmy that motherfucker.

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Well, I think you have to have... I'm going to

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jimmy it with my jimmy. A thieves tool? I have

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thieves tools. Are you guys going to try to break

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into one of the rooms already? I'm at the bar.

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Yeah. You got to help me? You got to help me?

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Do I have to... Can I stay invisible and still

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unlock the door? Yeah, you're just creeping on

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me to see how weird I am. I mean, I'm not going

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to take my cloak off. Okay, so yeah, you guys

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are coming up with your plan. What are you doing

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at the bar? What would you like to do? I'm looking

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to see what drinking options are good. He's roofing

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people. I don't like that. Okay, you walk up

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and you see... I'm roofing myself. You see sex

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innuendo names for drinks. What do we got? What's

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a sex drink? You see a sex on the beach. Sex

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on the beach. A blowjob. A blowjob? Is that one?

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A real one? Yeah, a blowjob is a road job. Okay,

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a blowjob. Give me one. One more. What else do

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we got? We got the peach split. Peach split?

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Yep. Okay, that works. Okay, so we got a sex

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on the beach. You're seeing a blowjob and a peach

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split. It looks like they're just all having

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a peach split. Okay, so you kind of waved at

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a bartender. Give me a persuasion check to get

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this bartender's attention. You're game weak,

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son. Oof, a four. Four? Okay, she looks at you

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and kind of like skips past and goes to this

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next person and she puts a finger up. She's like,

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one second. Finishes this person and then comes

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back to you. Oh, she finished him. What would

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you like to do? You get the peach split? The

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peach split? Yeah. Okay, she says, alrighty,

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I'll get you a peach split. She turns around

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and starts making this drink and she turns around

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and she goes, so are you here for just drinks

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and dance or are you here for one of the special

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rooms to win the prize? There's a reward money

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if you can, you know, make the pile feel pleasurable

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in this place. What the fuck? I will warn you

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that some of our guests that are here now for

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the pleasure pile experience are taking some

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Odd requests. They need... Each one has their

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own, how do you say, pleasure. So you just have

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to kind of figure out what it is that they're

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going for. So you're saying you need a dominatrix

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slash pleasure for hire? Yeah, but the thing

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is, the reason there's a reward is because if

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you don't do good and do what they want appropriately

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the way they need without... Them having to give

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up what they want. You need to kind of figure

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them out. They want this to feel real. So they

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don't want it, but they want it. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah, exactly. Well, you're not here, but yeah.

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Yes, I heard a guy back there by the hallway

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saying something about... He's clearing it up.

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So yeah, if you want to enter in that, you can,

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and you might win a prize if you get the proper

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pleasure. I might need a few drinks beforehand.

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Oh, that's what they all say. And next thing

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you know, pleasure pile. It's not just a proper

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name. Oh, shit. So, yeah, what would you like

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to do? First, I'm going to drink a couple of

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them. Okay, that'll be one gold piece. All right.

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I give her one extra as a tip. One extra? Okay.

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Yeah, you see the romance, like, bar pop up at

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the top. It's like, a little bit fills up. She's

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like, thanks, and, like, takes the tip and starts

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making you a drink. And she says, I'm assuming

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you're going to want two, right? Yeah, yeah,

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of course. You say you're going to expect more.

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Okay, so I got you on the next one when you're

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done with that one. Oh, okay. So she kind of

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walks off and, yeah, you start drinking your

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drink. Anything else you'd like to do while you

00:14:01.960 --> 00:14:03.600
drink your drinks? Are you just going to generally

00:14:03.600 --> 00:14:05.460
chill, wait for your drinks, or are you going

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to do anything special? I'll just read the vibe.

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Okay, yeah. Give me a perception check. Kind

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of look at it across the room. Okay. Dang, not

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proficient. Not proficient. 11. 11? Okay. That's

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a little over me. Okay, so you're looking out

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across this dance floor, and you see people kind

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of like, you know, just kind of jumping around.

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You're seeing people get close. There's all kinds

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of people just out there moving. But with an

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11, based off of what I rolled. Uh, you did not

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see the guy coming up behind you who walks up

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and he goes, what are you here for, big boy?

00:14:47.620 --> 00:14:49.480
Like, walks up next to you. What would you do?

00:14:50.600 --> 00:14:56.340
Just some random guy. Fuck. Ugh. Just here for

00:14:56.340 --> 00:14:58.580
a few drinks. Here for a few drinks. That's what

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they all say. And, like, you hear across the

00:15:00.179 --> 00:15:02.539
dance floor go, that's what they all say! So,

00:15:02.559 --> 00:15:04.159
yeah, what would you like to do? This guy's just

00:15:04.159 --> 00:15:06.590
kind of chilling. He's hanging out. You got to

00:15:06.590 --> 00:15:09.350
tell him to fuck off or you got to engage? He's

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like, he's literally standing there like, just

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like bouncing. Fuck. Well, I'm going to keep

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drinking my drink for the moment. Yeah, he's

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just going to ignore him. He's going to go, okay.

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And then he's going to walk away and just start

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moving off. No matter. All right. My bar probably

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went down a little. Flea Stick and Miss Muffin,

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what are you guys doing? I'm invisible watching

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everything go down. Why are we here? You said

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you were going to try to break into one of the

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rooms. We didn't do that. No, you did not do

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that yet. I went to him. So are you guys going

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to continue to break into a room? Are we breaking

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in? Well, after hearing all that, do we want

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to? I don't think so. No. I don't know. You can.

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Here's my tools. I'm not proficient. I think

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I'm just going to go back to the next floor.

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You are invisible. I'll unlock it for you. I'll

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unlock it for you. Wait, what room is this? Which

00:16:04.610 --> 00:16:06.690
room do you want? Which room do you want to be

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at? We're standing at the fuzzy one. The fuzzy

00:16:09.169 --> 00:16:11.789
animal one. It's like a hallway full of rooms,

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so you can pick whichever room you want. Is there

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any goodies in any of these rooms? I can't tell

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you that. From the conversation you overheard

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with Duke and the bartender, you have to... You

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can enter to... Compete by going in those rooms.

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By going in those rooms, you win a reward. What

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kind of reward are we talking? I don't know.

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You got to go ask. No, you didn't ask. Maybe

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I'll break in and ask what kind of reward I want.

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You're going to break in and ask the person who

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wants pleasure what kind of reward you need.

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Yeah. You want it, sure. I need to know the benefits

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of this. He's breaking in. All right. She's breaking

00:16:48.289 --> 00:16:51.350
in. Which door do you want me to unlock? The

00:16:51.350 --> 00:16:54.570
fuzzy one? The bugbear? That's the one we were

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at. The fuzzy's right? Sure, you can get one

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more. I'll let you choose. I don't know if I

00:16:59.169 --> 00:17:03.269
want the fuzzy. Alright, that's nothing. I was

00:17:03.269 --> 00:17:05.990
going to say, what do I do to use these? Give

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me dexterity, sleight of hand, check. I love

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it. Sleight of hand is plus ten. Ooh, she's sliding

00:17:15.450 --> 00:17:22.190
it. 12 plus 10, 22. Plus 10, 22. Don't lock the

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padlock. He goes, ding, and breaks off. You hear

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like a, ooh. As the padlock unclicks. And I'm

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like. And I step back out of the way. Maybe not.

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You don't open the door? Wait, I want to be like,

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hey, what's your reward real quick? And then

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I'm like. That's what you're going to do is open

00:17:39.549 --> 00:17:42.750
the door and ask that? Yeah. Okay. Hey, what's

00:17:42.750 --> 00:17:46.109
the benefits to this? Give me a dexterity save.

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Okay. You're getting yanked in for sure. Eight.

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Eight? He's done. He's good. I got a 12 plus

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stuff. So as you peek your head in and you're

00:18:01.880 --> 00:18:04.440
like, what's the reward for that? You just feel

00:18:04.440 --> 00:18:06.859
this big old furry hand grab you and just pull

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you right into this door. And the door shuts

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and you see this bugbear, which is a... A bugbear?

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What the fuck's going on here? I thought we were

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talking about real fucking furry shit. We didn't

00:18:19.789 --> 00:18:22.269
say nothing about no goddamn cockroaches with

00:18:22.269 --> 00:18:25.710
a hairy cock. Like, what is going on here? It's

00:18:25.710 --> 00:18:28.609
not a cockroach with a hairy cock. It literally

00:18:28.609 --> 00:18:32.890
looks like... It looks like a tall, bear, humanoid

00:18:32.890 --> 00:18:37.750
creature. A cockroach with a... He said a bugbear.

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That's what they're called. They live in trees

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mostly. What a weird creature. It's like Beauty

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and the Beast. Yes, yes. Beauty and the Beast

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type deal. They look like Ewoks, but bigger.

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But this one is a big one. It reaches in and

00:18:53.730 --> 00:18:55.730
pulls you in and shuts the door. Miss Muppet,

00:18:55.730 --> 00:18:57.970
you just see this furry arm grab the flea stick,

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yank him through this door, and the door just

00:19:00.150 --> 00:19:06.069
slams shut. You're competing. So, this bugbear,

00:19:06.130 --> 00:19:09.309
you see this, like, hulking big bugbear. He picks

00:19:09.309 --> 00:19:11.630
you up while he's holding you, and he's like,

00:19:11.789 --> 00:19:17.089
you want to ask me my name? Not really. Good,

00:19:17.150 --> 00:19:19.589
that's what I like to hear. And he, like, sits

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you back down, like, very gently. He goes, they

00:19:22.190 --> 00:19:26.150
call me Burly the bugbear. I can only imagine.

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Yeah. I feel like your ass is about to get stretched.

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You have Neosporin? Neosporin. You see this bugbear

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turn around and start checking the corner. It's

00:19:40.630 --> 00:19:43.690
like this big old bag looking through it. No,

00:19:44.289 --> 00:19:48.170
I don't have Neosporin. Can I just club him unconscious?

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Are you going to try to? You can try. What's

00:19:53.809 --> 00:19:57.839
his... He might be into it. Maybe he will. Like,

00:19:57.839 --> 00:19:59.980
let me close his ass. Are you going to try to

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hit him? I'm just going to try to knock him unconscious.

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Are you just going to, well, you'd have to get

00:20:04.660 --> 00:20:06.059
his HP to zero. What kind of check is this? You'd

00:20:06.059 --> 00:20:07.640
have to get his HP to zero and knock him unconscious.

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What the hell? Because technically you're not

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dead and unconscious. You're just unconscious.

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So I figured, like, maybe half HP with a good

00:20:17.880 --> 00:20:22.140
story, like days. Choke him out. He might be

00:20:22.140 --> 00:20:24.069
into that. But you never know, it might work.

00:20:24.069 --> 00:20:26.289
Well, you can try what you want to try. If you're

00:20:26.289 --> 00:20:28.769
going to try to hit him. Choke out. Are you going

00:20:28.769 --> 00:20:31.789
to try to grab him? That is a 19 plus whatever.

00:20:31.849 --> 00:20:34.390
Are you grappling? What are we doing? What are

00:20:34.390 --> 00:20:37.809
you doing? I don't know. Maybe I'm grappling

00:20:37.809 --> 00:20:39.589
him with my thighs. Okay, so you're just going

00:20:39.589 --> 00:20:41.230
to grab him and try to like, you're going to

00:20:41.230 --> 00:20:43.250
try to choke him out with the grapple? Yeah.

00:20:43.549 --> 00:20:46.839
Okay, I'm going to give you. Nothing. You reach

00:20:46.839 --> 00:20:49.740
in and you go to grapple him. No, I'm saying

00:20:49.740 --> 00:20:52.039
I'm not going to have to pose it. You reach in

00:20:52.039 --> 00:20:53.720
and you go to grapple him. Are you trying to

00:20:53.720 --> 00:20:56.460
go for a fucking two -handed around the road?

00:20:56.460 --> 00:20:58.519
I'm just trying to get in some truthful honesty

00:20:58.519 --> 00:21:01.140
here real quick. Oh, okay. So you're not going

00:21:01.140 --> 00:21:03.299
to take him unconscious now? And did you change

00:21:03.299 --> 00:21:05.519
your heart halfway through? I just want some

00:21:05.519 --> 00:21:09.339
goddamn answers. So what are you asking? You

00:21:09.339 --> 00:21:11.359
said you're instantly going to clap him unconscious.

00:21:11.700 --> 00:21:13.519
Like, what the fuck do you want, motherfucker?

00:21:14.829 --> 00:21:18.029
Oh my God. Is that what you asked? Are you grappling

00:21:18.029 --> 00:21:21.230
him and then asking that? Yeah. Okay. He says,

00:21:21.390 --> 00:21:25.309
you don't know what I want. Did you? What kind

00:21:25.309 --> 00:21:27.970
of fucking rhetorical question is that? God,

00:21:27.970 --> 00:21:30.730
I love the way you speak to me. You see this

00:21:30.730 --> 00:21:32.869
thing like toss you back, turn around and just

00:21:32.869 --> 00:21:37.710
punch the wall. And you, you speak truth. You

00:21:37.710 --> 00:21:41.519
speak, I'm burly. People be mean to me. But they're

00:21:41.519 --> 00:21:45.579
scared of me. You speak loud, little man. Roll

00:21:45.579 --> 00:21:51.559
me a persuasion check. You're going to get fucked.

00:21:51.640 --> 00:21:53.240
Roll me a persuasion check. Is it a man or a

00:21:53.240 --> 00:21:56.460
woman? It's a woman called Burley. She's just

00:21:56.460 --> 00:21:58.880
like gigantic. Nobody told me I was a woman.

00:21:59.880 --> 00:22:02.779
I would have eased into this. See? I was saying

00:22:02.779 --> 00:22:07.500
she. I think your very first introduction you

00:22:07.500 --> 00:22:11.329
said he. Yeah. I'm almost positive. Well, I'd

00:22:11.329 --> 00:22:14.970
pay him. He's over here like, it's working, though.

00:22:15.630 --> 00:22:17.230
She said everybody's scared of her. She wants

00:22:17.230 --> 00:22:19.029
someone to be like, bitch, shut down right now.

00:22:19.109 --> 00:22:20.630
Do the fuck I say. She'd be like, yes, daddy.

00:22:50.789 --> 00:22:52.450
He's getting a head start on the competition.

00:22:52.710 --> 00:22:55.009
He's gonna get a reward for fucking old bugbear.

00:22:55.650 --> 00:22:58.670
Okay. He's doing good so far. He's been trying

00:22:58.670 --> 00:23:00.990
to piss her off and it's not working. If only

00:23:00.990 --> 00:23:04.970
he entered into the process. It did me by going

00:23:04.970 --> 00:23:09.430
in the room. What'd you get? Nothing yet. What'd

00:23:09.430 --> 00:23:13.190
you roll? A two. A two? Don't tell me nothing.

00:23:13.650 --> 00:23:21.329
Okay. What happened? One for me. And I rolled

00:23:21.329 --> 00:23:24.309
a two again, so that's straight fate. I rolled

00:23:24.309 --> 00:23:30.470
two twice, so that's fate. Fuck you is what he

00:23:30.470 --> 00:23:33.349
said or something. Oh yeah, you bitch. Okay,

00:23:33.490 --> 00:23:36.650
you rolled a two. She turns around because she

00:23:36.650 --> 00:23:40.890
got a nat 20. She turns around. No. She goes,

00:23:41.029 --> 00:23:44.710
you bitch. The way you said that sounded not

00:23:44.710 --> 00:23:47.289
good. It sounded like you were calling me a bitch

00:23:47.289 --> 00:23:50.680
in a bad way. It was kinky. It was kinky. Okay,

00:23:51.400 --> 00:23:54.019
roll that. What is that? Persuasion? Yeah. It

00:23:54.019 --> 00:23:58.180
was kinky. Good comeback. I got a seven. She

00:23:58.180 --> 00:24:01.559
got a 19. Oh, fuck her. She goes, I don't think

00:24:01.559 --> 00:24:04.759
it was kinky. And she ends up getting, like,

00:24:04.759 --> 00:24:08.700
really sad. Like, starting to cry. Yeah, we'll

00:24:08.700 --> 00:24:10.799
just forget that one. It's hard to recover. It's

00:24:10.799 --> 00:24:12.839
hard to recover? Okay, I'll roll again. Yeah,

00:24:12.859 --> 00:24:15.160
you're not recovering. So, yeah. I rolled a nat

00:24:15.160 --> 00:24:16.400
one. She kind of, like, turns around and starts

00:24:16.400 --> 00:24:20.279
crying. Nat one? Oh. Oh, nah. Okay. Well, I was

00:24:20.279 --> 00:24:21.359
gonna say she turns around and starts crying.

00:24:21.420 --> 00:24:23.180
She turns around, she starts crying in the corner,

00:24:23.299 --> 00:24:26.539
and that bag she was looking in, she just turns

00:24:26.539 --> 00:24:28.799
around and fucking chucks that thing at you.

00:24:29.140 --> 00:24:32.079
What is it? Shit? Give me a deck save. Give me

00:24:32.079 --> 00:24:34.299
a deck save. That shit. It's a purse full of

00:24:34.299 --> 00:24:36.279
things. What kind of shit? What kind of deck

00:24:36.279 --> 00:24:39.519
save? Deck save. Okay. Deck save. Give me this

00:24:39.519 --> 00:24:47.099
one, bitch. Six. Oh. She got a four. No, she

00:24:47.099 --> 00:24:51.039
got more damage. So, yeah, she lobs this thing

00:24:51.039 --> 00:24:52.740
at you and hits you right in the fucking forehead

00:24:52.740 --> 00:24:56.460
with a purse full of big -ass bugbear shit. And

00:24:56.460 --> 00:24:59.420
she's like, get out! Get out! Get the fuck out

00:24:59.420 --> 00:25:01.940
of here! You take four damage. No, because I

00:25:01.940 --> 00:25:04.880
love trash. She threw trash at me. That was her

00:25:04.880 --> 00:25:08.799
possessions. Yeah, her possessions are her trash.

00:25:09.200 --> 00:25:14.380
Oh, her possessions are trash? Oh, boy. Persuasion.

00:25:14.900 --> 00:25:22.000
I don't think persuasion. She's very angry. What

00:25:22.000 --> 00:25:23.819
would you like to do? Move the room or continue

00:25:23.819 --> 00:25:27.460
your quest? Girl, I love you. I think we're done

00:25:27.460 --> 00:25:30.119
with the persuasion. I got a poor kid, so I think

00:25:30.119 --> 00:25:32.599
I love her. Oh, you think you love her. Okay.

00:25:35.559 --> 00:25:39.279
He's just getting deeper. Alright, would you

00:25:39.279 --> 00:25:41.259
like to give up or try to please this thing?

00:25:41.500 --> 00:25:45.859
No, I'm trying to pleasure this thing. You failed.

00:25:45.920 --> 00:25:48.900
Just very anti -somatic. You have failed. If

00:25:48.900 --> 00:25:51.380
I try to do the competition, it's really difficult.

00:25:51.500 --> 00:25:53.180
Can't you cast your thing that can be cast into

00:25:53.180 --> 00:25:55.299
any object? Okay, so you know what? You stay

00:25:55.299 --> 00:25:58.380
right where you are. Miss Muffin and dude. What

00:25:58.380 --> 00:26:02.980
thing can I cast into any object? What? I don't

00:26:02.980 --> 00:26:06.220
know. She said it. What thing can he cast in

00:26:06.220 --> 00:26:08.859
any object? He always chooses a love drug spell.

00:26:09.119 --> 00:26:11.960
A fan or something. Can I just turn my spiritual

00:26:11.960 --> 00:26:16.579
weapon into a fur deal? I'm not going to say

00:26:16.579 --> 00:26:19.579
that. Never mind. We'll just go on. Okay, so

00:26:19.579 --> 00:26:23.019
Miss Muffin or Dude Crystal, what would you guys

00:26:23.019 --> 00:26:25.299
like to do? Duke, you've probably about finished

00:26:25.299 --> 00:26:27.059
your second drink in the time that he's tried

00:26:27.059 --> 00:26:29.200
to. I guess I'll throw a barf in there. I'm ready

00:26:29.200 --> 00:26:32.440
to compete. Ready to compete? She goes, oh, boy.

00:26:33.299 --> 00:26:36.039
She goes, would you, let's roll a dice here.

00:26:37.220 --> 00:26:41.240
Oh, my fucking God. She said, you get a room

00:26:41.240 --> 00:26:45.500
number four. You get. I'm sorry. That was good.

00:26:45.740 --> 00:26:48.640
That was good. She gets you get early the bugbear

00:26:48.640 --> 00:26:55.079
This ticket with the symbol of a furry creature

00:26:55.079 --> 00:27:04.180
on it Yeah, so She says so you look like you're

00:27:04.180 --> 00:27:06.039
very unease she goes Would you like me to roll

00:27:06.039 --> 00:27:08.059
the dice one more time we get a free one freebie

00:27:08.059 --> 00:27:09.400
if you want to go again? It's gonna cost you

00:27:09.400 --> 00:27:13.849
money. So no Uh, it'll be 10 gold. Yeah. Okay,

00:27:13.910 --> 00:27:16.049
gold for reroll? Yeah, why not? Okay, reroll

00:27:16.049 --> 00:27:18.130
for gold. How dare you. She needs to sit her

00:27:18.130 --> 00:27:20.529
down. I wouldn't know that technically, but...

00:27:21.710 --> 00:27:25.049
She said, oh, I'm so sorry. You got a room number

00:27:25.049 --> 00:27:27.990
four again. Oh, wow. Did you really? She goes,

00:27:27.990 --> 00:27:30.730
would you like to pay again to re -roll? No,

00:27:30.809 --> 00:27:32.869
this feels a bit like a racket, so I think I'll

00:27:32.869 --> 00:27:37.170
just go now. This shit's rigged. I don't believe

00:27:37.170 --> 00:27:38.990
that anymore. I do not have weights on them.

00:27:40.130 --> 00:27:42.569
So, yeah, you take your ticket and head towards

00:27:42.569 --> 00:27:45.990
Burley, the bugbear's room. Smurf, would you

00:27:45.990 --> 00:27:48.160
like to do anything? I'll leave you some wax

00:27:48.160 --> 00:27:48.680
at the door. Miss Muffin's standing invisible

00:27:48.680 --> 00:27:50.480
and watching everything go down. She's just still

00:27:50.480 --> 00:27:52.019
sitting outside probably in the bugbear's room

00:27:52.019 --> 00:27:54.039
like... Oh, before I go... She's in complete

00:27:54.039 --> 00:27:55.960
shock standing at the door. Before I go, I'm

00:27:55.960 --> 00:27:59.819
going to ask, is there any men that need pleasure

00:27:59.819 --> 00:28:05.079
in the competition? Men, she says. Yes, actually,

00:28:05.140 --> 00:28:09.059
one. Bullywong. Bullywong? That sounds very...

00:28:09.059 --> 00:28:11.640
Miss Muffin, she might want to compete. Oh, you

00:28:11.640 --> 00:28:14.980
have a friend here? Yeah. What's her name? Miss

00:28:14.980 --> 00:28:17.579
Muffin. Miss Muffin, okay. I'll put a note down.

00:28:17.599 --> 00:28:20.640
I point across the... You can't see me. You don't

00:28:20.640 --> 00:28:22.220
know where I'm at. She's invisible. Well, I tell

00:28:22.220 --> 00:28:25.000
her... I say where I think she is, because I

00:28:25.000 --> 00:28:27.539
know. She's following one of us, and if she's

00:28:27.539 --> 00:28:29.460
not here, she's over there with him. Oh, okay,

00:28:29.559 --> 00:28:31.880
so over there, so you have another friend in

00:28:31.880 --> 00:28:34.900
the competition? Not yet, but I think she should

00:28:34.900 --> 00:28:36.980
join. Oh, okay, you think she should join. I

00:28:36.980 --> 00:28:37.980
thought you said she was following your other

00:28:37.980 --> 00:28:40.579
friend. She is, but she's just kind of a creeper.

00:28:40.920 --> 00:28:44.559
Okay, so where is your other friend at? They

00:28:44.559 --> 00:28:47.259
went down that hallway over there. Oh, okay.

00:28:48.140 --> 00:28:51.920
Okay, well, I'll send someone to go check and

00:28:51.920 --> 00:28:54.480
see and make sure if your friend wants to join,

00:28:54.559 --> 00:28:56.259
she can have a full chance. I'm sure she's shy.

00:28:56.779 --> 00:28:58.279
All right, she might be cloaked, but she's probably

00:28:58.279 --> 00:28:59.740
just staying in the middle of the hallway. Oh,

00:28:59.740 --> 00:29:01.299
like what? Cloaked like she's wearing clothes?

00:29:01.440 --> 00:29:04.240
Slipper shoes. Slipper shoes. Yeah, like she'll

00:29:04.240 --> 00:29:06.299
be invisible, but she just stands there. Oh,

00:29:06.319 --> 00:29:08.819
she's invisible. She stands in obvious places.

00:29:09.000 --> 00:29:10.859
Okay, I get it. It's pretty easy to find her.

00:29:10.859 --> 00:29:12.839
I get it. I'm no longer where I was. We'll send

00:29:12.839 --> 00:29:16.069
someone that will... inconspicuously just kind

00:29:16.069 --> 00:29:18.190
of announced discreetly if anyone wants to join

00:29:18.190 --> 00:29:20.789
that they can't. So you see like another bartender

00:29:20.789 --> 00:29:23.049
kind of start walking away to go find your friend.

00:29:23.549 --> 00:29:25.490
What would you like to do? I guess I'll walk

00:29:25.490 --> 00:29:27.990
toward the hallway. Okay, so yeah, you and this

00:29:27.990 --> 00:29:30.769
other bartender are walking like side by side

00:29:30.769 --> 00:29:34.650
going the same direction down the hallway. I

00:29:34.650 --> 00:29:37.650
slow down just a click. Just a click, okay. Just

00:29:37.650 --> 00:29:39.230
so it's not awkward. He kind of looks back at

00:29:39.230 --> 00:29:41.509
you like he's like, okay, I guess I'm going first.

00:29:41.609 --> 00:29:44.309
So yeah, you and this other bartender start moving

00:29:44.309 --> 00:29:47.430
your way towards the back hallway. So are you

00:29:47.430 --> 00:29:49.809
going to go wait for him to kind of announce

00:29:49.809 --> 00:29:53.769
for... Okay, so are you going to move ahead to

00:29:53.769 --> 00:29:56.490
go to the room, or are you going to let the other

00:29:56.490 --> 00:29:59.490
worker, like... We'll let him do his thing first.

00:29:59.569 --> 00:30:04.750
Let him do his thing first. Careful there. It

00:30:04.750 --> 00:30:07.630
kept going with him, too. It's all right. At

00:30:07.630 --> 00:30:10.769
least Nick almost died on the tractor. He's drunk

00:30:10.769 --> 00:30:15.410
on dumpster juice. Okay, so this bartender worker,

00:30:15.589 --> 00:30:18.849
other worker here, goes walking down this hallway

00:30:18.849 --> 00:30:20.509
as you're kind of leaning back, watching it unfold.

00:30:20.930 --> 00:30:22.690
And he walks down the hallway and you just hear

00:30:22.690 --> 00:30:27.990
him going, um, so, um, if there's anybody here

00:30:27.990 --> 00:30:30.549
in the hallway that would like to join our contest

00:30:30.549 --> 00:30:33.789
that would, you know, is too shy to go join the

00:30:33.789 --> 00:30:38.569
contest, um, maybe they're cloaked, um, uh, they

00:30:38.569 --> 00:30:45.019
have a friend named... Okay, just me? Are you

00:30:45.019 --> 00:30:49.359
talking to me? Who's there? Are you there? No.

00:30:49.700 --> 00:30:53.220
Okay, well, I'm just going to leave this here.

00:30:53.720 --> 00:30:55.759
It's like a ticket to come up to the counter

00:30:55.759 --> 00:30:58.740
and get one of the rooms, if you'd like. So,

00:30:58.819 --> 00:31:02.779
if you change your mind, yeah, we'll be on that.

00:31:02.900 --> 00:31:04.859
And he turns around and he's like, oh, you, sir,

00:31:04.940 --> 00:31:07.519
go ahead. Enjoy your night. And he walks past

00:31:07.519 --> 00:31:10.599
you. I'm going to roll something. Yeah, it doesn't

00:31:10.599 --> 00:31:12.960
matter. So yeah, this guy walks past you and

00:31:12.960 --> 00:31:19.019
heads his way back to the bar. Where are we at

00:31:19.019 --> 00:31:22.519
now? What are we doing now? You gotta get out

00:31:22.519 --> 00:31:25.440
of this prostitution room. You have to just bust

00:31:25.440 --> 00:31:31.640
straight in. Okay. This is on. So as you walk

00:31:31.640 --> 00:31:35.500
through... That's a 19. Let's see if I flip it.

00:31:35.740 --> 00:31:40.539
What are you rolling? I have no idea. You can't

00:31:40.539 --> 00:31:46.420
flip it. You can't. I fucking suck. Let's just

00:31:46.420 --> 00:31:47.740
skip tonight. I had that locked out the whole

00:31:47.740 --> 00:31:52.460
time. Sorry. So, yeah, dude, you entering? Sure.

00:31:52.599 --> 00:31:55.720
Okay. You open the door and you close it behind

00:31:55.720 --> 00:31:59.559
you, I'm assuming. You just flee state. How are

00:31:59.559 --> 00:32:03.619
you? How are you getting dominated by this thing?

00:32:04.240 --> 00:32:07.279
Like, not dominated, but, like, what is this

00:32:07.279 --> 00:32:09.220
thing doing that's just, like, got you fucked

00:32:09.220 --> 00:32:10.619
up? Like, it's, like, holding you against the

00:32:10.619 --> 00:32:13.640
wall. What is it doing? That's not it. It's a

00:32:13.640 --> 00:32:16.660
hoop. Grabs you by the throat. How is it fucking

00:32:16.660 --> 00:32:19.299
you up? It's fucking you up. It's holding me

00:32:19.299 --> 00:32:21.559
by my ankles. By your ankles? Like, upside down?

00:32:21.640 --> 00:32:24.039
That motherfucker leaking my toes. Yeah, so,

00:32:24.180 --> 00:32:27.119
dude, you walk in and you see this big, burly...

00:32:27.819 --> 00:32:30.279
bugbear screaming crying tears running down his

00:32:30.279 --> 00:32:32.079
face and it's holding flea stick by its ankles

00:32:32.079 --> 00:32:35.839
licking his toes uh he turns and looks at you

00:32:35.839 --> 00:32:40.680
and she goes what do you want I just say oh sorry

00:32:40.680 --> 00:32:42.299
I'll let you have your privacy and I just go

00:32:42.299 --> 00:32:44.880
back out the door how dare you she goes back

00:32:44.880 --> 00:32:48.920
to the door and the door closes um okay what

00:32:48.920 --> 00:32:52.960
would you like to do I wait until the screaming

00:32:52.960 --> 00:32:56.880
stops okay uh flea stick uh She's licking your

00:32:56.880 --> 00:32:59.480
toes. She kind of flips you back around, and

00:32:59.480 --> 00:33:01.519
she's, like, holding her fist back, like, ready

00:33:01.519 --> 00:33:05.200
to hit. And she's like, get out of my room. Now.

00:33:05.440 --> 00:33:07.779
I have another one. I thought you were into this

00:33:07.779 --> 00:33:09.759
bitch. I'm not anymore. And she, like, tosses

00:33:09.759 --> 00:33:11.559
you down towards the door. But I rolled a 20.

00:33:11.740 --> 00:33:14.940
Nope. Too late. You passed. And that was a 14.

00:33:15.059 --> 00:33:18.579
Oh, my God. All right. You're leaving? Are you

00:33:18.579 --> 00:33:21.220
getting out of this room? He's out. Are you getting

00:33:21.220 --> 00:33:23.640
out of the room? I'm fucking running out of the

00:33:23.640 --> 00:33:25.779
room. Okay, yeah, she releases you. This bitch

00:33:25.779 --> 00:33:28.420
has got my toes slippery. You run and slip out

00:33:28.420 --> 00:33:31.200
of the fucking tongue, toes covered in saliva

00:33:31.200 --> 00:33:34.680
as sliding out of the doorway. Yeah, there you

00:33:34.680 --> 00:33:36.599
go. You guys are all three reunited, but you

00:33:36.599 --> 00:33:38.240
don't realize it because Miss Buff is still invisible.

00:33:38.660 --> 00:33:40.940
You just know she's somewhere nearby. Now she

00:33:40.940 --> 00:33:42.440
wants to try to make a perception check to see

00:33:42.440 --> 00:33:44.079
if... She didn't try to save me this whole time.

00:33:45.099 --> 00:33:47.019
I ain't worried about her. You could have saved

00:33:47.019 --> 00:33:50.670
my toes. You could, too. All right, what would

00:33:50.670 --> 00:33:55.049
you guys like to do? Fuck. You still have your

00:33:55.049 --> 00:33:58.549
bugbear ticket? I am going to wash my toes off.

00:33:58.670 --> 00:34:02.390
You can also pay ten gold pieces to... Fuck,

00:34:02.390 --> 00:34:04.589
I'll do it one more time. Fuck. Reroll? If I

00:34:04.589 --> 00:34:07.349
get the damn fucking same roll, then it's a racket.

00:34:07.509 --> 00:34:09.769
All right, give me the ten gold pieces. Oh, you're

00:34:09.769 --> 00:34:13.250
back! Did you do a good job? Did you do a good

00:34:13.250 --> 00:34:15.630
job? No, I'm going to reroll because someone

00:34:15.630 --> 00:34:17.570
broke into your room, apparently, and she had

00:34:17.570 --> 00:34:19.050
to beat the shit out of him. She's a little heated.

00:34:19.289 --> 00:34:21.809
Oh, that tends to happen. That tends to happen

00:34:21.809 --> 00:34:25.429
here. So, you know, it's okay. We will handle

00:34:25.429 --> 00:34:27.449
it. Ten gold pieces, and we'll get you a reroll.

00:34:28.030 --> 00:34:33.719
I'm scared. I'm scared. You got number two, which

00:34:33.719 --> 00:34:38.639
is the gnome. She says, oh, there you go. You

00:34:38.639 --> 00:34:42.179
got a new one. This is the gnome of many sizes,

00:34:42.219 --> 00:34:45.699
is what we like to call her. Whoa. Feel free

00:34:45.699 --> 00:34:49.460
to go enjoy. Have a good time. And you know,

00:34:49.539 --> 00:34:53.280
remember, find what makes her happy. Don't make

00:34:53.280 --> 00:34:55.679
her tell you what makes her happy. And you'll

00:34:55.679 --> 00:34:57.360
do a great job. Just watch the game with her.

00:34:57.400 --> 00:35:04.320
Okay. You ready to go? Yeah, why not? Okay. Let

00:35:04.320 --> 00:35:06.559
me see. I'm going to erase this piece. Let's

00:35:06.559 --> 00:35:08.260
see what you're going into there. I'm going in

00:35:08.260 --> 00:35:11.119
blind, but it's better at a disadvantage. Okay,

00:35:11.199 --> 00:35:14.860
you walk into this room, and you see a just normal

00:35:14.860 --> 00:35:17.619
little gnome person sitting on the end of this

00:35:17.619 --> 00:35:21.000
bed. It's just a completely normal, most basic

00:35:21.000 --> 00:35:24.239
-ass generic room. And you see this gnome just

00:35:24.239 --> 00:35:25.960
sitting there, and she goes, Are you here? Are

00:35:25.960 --> 00:35:27.019
you here for the contest? Are you here for the

00:35:27.019 --> 00:35:28.699
contest? Are you here for the contest? She's

00:35:28.699 --> 00:35:30.920
not completely freaking out. Yep, I'm here for

00:35:30.920 --> 00:35:32.460
the contest. Here for the contest, okay, yeah,

00:35:32.519 --> 00:35:35.139
well, um, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, they

00:35:35.139 --> 00:35:37.539
call me the gnome of many sizes, um, so you're

00:35:37.539 --> 00:35:39.559
gonna ask why I, you wanna know why I make that

00:35:39.559 --> 00:35:42.599
many sizes? Sure, if you wanna tell me. And she

00:35:42.599 --> 00:35:44.659
just, like, instantly, like, and, like, hits

00:35:44.659 --> 00:35:46.400
her chest, and she grows, like, big as fuck,

00:35:46.539 --> 00:35:48.579
like, full size with the room, like, shoulders

00:35:48.579 --> 00:35:50.460
hit the top, she's like, that, that's why they

00:35:50.460 --> 00:35:51.739
call me that, that's why they call me that, and

00:35:51.739 --> 00:35:53.780
then she's, like, hits herself again, and shrinks

00:35:53.780 --> 00:35:56.300
back down to the other side. Oh, that's cool,

00:35:56.420 --> 00:36:00.090
I like that. She goes, so, I don't like people.

00:36:00.170 --> 00:36:01.449
I don't like talking to people. People suck.

00:36:01.610 --> 00:36:07.670
They're like the worst. She goes, so, what would

00:36:07.670 --> 00:36:11.570
you like to, what are you going to do? I kind

00:36:11.570 --> 00:36:13.969
of feel the same way. I'm not really a person

00:36:13.969 --> 00:36:16.630
either. You're not a person? No, I'm something

00:36:16.630 --> 00:36:19.829
else. You mean you're something else. What does

00:36:19.829 --> 00:36:24.050
that mean? I'm a demon. You're a demon? Yeah,

00:36:24.070 --> 00:36:26.300
it's fine. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. And she starts,

00:36:26.300 --> 00:36:28.219
like, instantly starts screaming for help. No,

00:36:28.219 --> 00:36:30.679
it's fine. No, it's fine. She's into it. Help!

00:36:31.019 --> 00:36:35.519
Help! Help! Roll persuasion. She's into it. I

00:36:35.519 --> 00:36:39.079
don't know if she's into demons. Let's see. This

00:36:39.079 --> 00:36:40.539
is how it goes. This is a little no. That's an

00:36:40.539 --> 00:36:43.239
eight. An eight? That's a big no. Okay. She failed.

00:36:43.579 --> 00:36:46.179
She failed? That's good. Yeah. So, uh, it's fine.

00:36:46.340 --> 00:36:48.539
How's it fine? How's it fine? How's it fine?

00:36:49.309 --> 00:36:50.769
What does that mean that you're a demon? Like

00:36:50.769 --> 00:36:52.269
you're gonna fucking like rip my heart out and

00:36:52.269 --> 00:36:53.969
you're gonna burn my soul? So you're gonna stereotype

00:36:53.969 --> 00:36:58.090
me? Yeah. That's not very nice. No, I will not

00:36:58.090 --> 00:37:02.610
eat you or rip out your soul. Okay. What are

00:37:02.610 --> 00:37:04.909
you gonna do with my soul then? Well, I'm here

00:37:04.909 --> 00:37:07.449
to pleasure you in some way. Okay, well, um,

00:37:07.690 --> 00:37:11.510
just do you... Clean your toenails. Do you, uh,

00:37:11.710 --> 00:37:14.230
do you do, do you do, uh, do you do, do you ever

00:37:14.230 --> 00:37:17.480
do, do you ever do drugs? Oh, yes. You ever do

00:37:17.480 --> 00:37:19.659
drugs? Many times. Okay, I'm going to show you

00:37:19.659 --> 00:37:21.199
something. She pulls out this, like, little thing,

00:37:21.280 --> 00:37:22.780
and it's just like a jar. And when you see her

00:37:22.780 --> 00:37:25.360
pull this jar out, she immediately becomes, like,

00:37:25.360 --> 00:37:28.579
relaxed. She's like, this here, right here, brother.

00:37:29.179 --> 00:37:31.500
This is the stuff. And she, like, starts sprinkling

00:37:31.500 --> 00:37:33.320
it out on her arm. She goes, do you want some

00:37:33.320 --> 00:37:35.460
of this? It's, like, this yellow, but, like,

00:37:35.460 --> 00:37:38.519
has purple glowing through it. It's sprinkly

00:37:38.519 --> 00:37:41.159
dust. Yeah, let's do it together. Do it together.

00:37:41.260 --> 00:37:45.179
Okay, give me a constitution save. Oh, she fell.

00:37:45.380 --> 00:37:50.719
What is that? It was a tag. That is a... What

00:37:50.719 --> 00:37:56.559
is it? Oh no. Yeah, that's a 21. 21 you save?

00:37:56.719 --> 00:38:02.119
Okay, so this drug, whatever we call it, this

00:38:02.119 --> 00:38:08.119
crazy magic powder. You ingest it and you feel

00:38:08.119 --> 00:38:11.059
like your body goes full enlightened mode. And

00:38:11.059 --> 00:38:13.119
you, like, roll back in your head and your eyes

00:38:13.119 --> 00:38:16.159
kind of fold over. Before they kind of roll over

00:38:16.159 --> 00:38:17.639
and everything kind of goes dark for a second,

00:38:17.739 --> 00:38:19.920
you just see her eyes explode. Her head kind

00:38:19.920 --> 00:38:21.860
of pops and she falls over onto the bed with

00:38:21.860 --> 00:38:24.260
blood just, like, pouring out of the top of her

00:38:24.260 --> 00:38:29.400
head. So, luckily, you saved. And she kind of

00:38:29.400 --> 00:38:31.599
rolls back and you just see her go like, Oh,

00:38:31.619 --> 00:38:35.690
yeah. Where that last thought leaves her head.

00:38:36.010 --> 00:38:38.489
But your eyes scroll back in your head and you

00:38:38.489 --> 00:38:41.590
go into this black void of nothing. And speaking

00:38:41.590 --> 00:38:46.630
of your demon, you see far ahead this black figure

00:38:46.630 --> 00:38:48.949
just kind of standing there in this dark void.

00:38:49.150 --> 00:38:53.610
He's like, Duke, I see you found one of those

00:38:53.610 --> 00:38:55.489
things that send you in the deep part of your

00:38:55.489 --> 00:38:58.150
mind palace. So are we here to talk about important

00:38:58.150 --> 00:39:00.409
shit or are we not? And as he steps forward,

00:39:00.590 --> 00:39:04.489
you kind of see his first real time you see like

00:39:04.489 --> 00:39:07.869
the features of his face and his body. And it

00:39:07.869 --> 00:39:10.730
is your father. It is the face of your father

00:39:10.730 --> 00:39:13.289
and your father's full stature. He steps forward.

00:39:13.309 --> 00:39:16.369
He goes, yeah, that's right, Duke. It's me. It's

00:39:16.369 --> 00:39:19.889
me, daddy. So I don't know how to explain it.

00:39:21.289 --> 00:39:26.550
I died because of, you know. And I was sent to

00:39:26.550 --> 00:39:29.409
what we call another place. It wasn't good. There

00:39:29.409 --> 00:39:32.929
was a lot of fire. Hell, it was bad. But some

00:39:32.929 --> 00:39:35.469
things happened. Sounds nice. Sounds nice, I

00:39:35.469 --> 00:39:37.110
know. That's what you think. But some things

00:39:37.110 --> 00:39:40.769
happened, and I'm this now. And you see him just

00:39:40.769 --> 00:39:43.710
kind of go black in that liquid symbiotic form

00:39:43.710 --> 00:39:46.769
that flows out of him that you were before, all

00:39:46.769 --> 00:39:48.730
that into your sword and stuff. You see it kind

00:39:48.730 --> 00:39:51.030
of bursting out of him. And he kind of just sucks

00:39:51.030 --> 00:39:53.110
it back in. Yeah, he splooges out of him. You're

00:39:53.110 --> 00:39:55.059
welcome. Give me that, Groot. Yeah, and he sucks

00:39:55.059 --> 00:39:57.280
it back in and he goes, so if you just remember,

00:39:57.440 --> 00:39:59.739
I'm looking out for you. And then your eyes kind

00:39:59.739 --> 00:40:02.199
of roll back forward into your head and you come

00:40:02.199 --> 00:40:05.559
out of this dark state. Interesting. But yeah,

00:40:05.639 --> 00:40:07.400
the gnome is dead. She's laying on the ground,

00:40:07.539 --> 00:40:11.019
head popped. But she was in pleasure at the end.

00:40:11.159 --> 00:40:13.420
She did seem like she was in pleasure. So, as

00:40:13.420 --> 00:40:15.280
you, what do you do? You go like, just leave?

00:40:15.679 --> 00:40:18.079
Or what? How do you want to progress now? How

00:40:18.079 --> 00:40:20.079
do I know if I, I mean, is there anything in

00:40:20.079 --> 00:40:23.219
the room reward -wise? Um, nothing. No, this

00:40:23.219 --> 00:40:25.139
was the most generic -ass room. There was literally

00:40:25.139 --> 00:40:28.119
a bed and the gnome. So how does he get his reward?

00:40:28.699 --> 00:40:31.059
Well, are you going to just leave the room? Because

00:40:31.059 --> 00:40:34.059
I can tell you. I mean, I guess. All right, so

00:40:34.059 --> 00:40:35.780
yeah, basically, yes, I'll tell you anyways.

00:40:35.900 --> 00:40:37.980
It doesn't bother me. When you turn around, you

00:40:37.980 --> 00:40:40.099
see above the door, there's this meter that kind

00:40:40.099 --> 00:40:42.679
of just forms. You see it go ding, ding, ding,

00:40:42.840 --> 00:40:44.159
ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding,

00:40:44.199 --> 00:40:45.880
ding, all the way top filled, and it's green.

00:40:46.440 --> 00:40:48.699
So you know that the pleasure meter of this pleasure

00:40:48.699 --> 00:40:51.400
pile has been completed. Whether she's dead or

00:40:51.400 --> 00:40:53.380
not, that's what she signed up for. The meter

00:40:53.380 --> 00:40:56.099
reads what it reads. Yeah. So all she wanted

00:40:56.099 --> 00:40:58.119
was someone to do her drugs with her for the

00:40:58.119 --> 00:41:01.099
last time. And it popped her brain because she

00:41:01.099 --> 00:41:03.099
failed her constitution. She OD'd on that shit.

00:41:03.099 --> 00:41:04.519
She was hoping you would die with her, but it

00:41:04.519 --> 00:41:06.860
didn't work. No, I don't approve. She didn't

00:41:06.860 --> 00:41:08.659
know that. I knew it was going to be. It's funny

00:41:08.659 --> 00:41:11.059
because the way I had them set up, each of them

00:41:11.059 --> 00:41:13.119
had their own special thing. And I was like,

00:41:13.139 --> 00:41:15.389
I really hope. Duke doesn't get that one because

00:41:15.389 --> 00:41:17.570
it'd be too easy. But then he'd be like, you

00:41:17.570 --> 00:41:19.590
wanna do drugs? And I'd be like, yeah, of course

00:41:19.590 --> 00:41:21.090
I'll do drugs. I was hoping Miss Muffin was gonna

00:41:21.090 --> 00:41:23.389
stop having Miss Muffin. Yeah, and I was hoping

00:41:23.389 --> 00:41:24.869
it'd be Miss Muffin and she would have this like

00:41:24.869 --> 00:41:27.989
ultimate fucked up trip and be fucked up in the

00:41:27.989 --> 00:41:31.690
room folded. What the hell? And I'm just like,

00:41:31.829 --> 00:41:35.510
I talked to Dad. Yeah, he realized that he might

00:41:35.510 --> 00:41:37.949
be your dad. Might not be your dad, we don't

00:41:37.949 --> 00:41:41.329
know. Probably your dad. So yeah, you walk out

00:41:41.329 --> 00:41:44.309
of the room and guess if you're done there. Do

00:41:44.309 --> 00:41:46.449
you get a reward for each room, or is it at the

00:41:46.449 --> 00:41:50.369
end? You're not really sure. I'm going to go

00:41:50.369 --> 00:41:53.150
ask the bartender person. So, yeah, you come

00:41:53.150 --> 00:41:56.610
back to the counter, and you've got... You walk

00:41:56.610 --> 00:42:00.030
up, and she goes, I see here on our... Oh, fuck,

00:42:00.130 --> 00:42:03.650
not computer. We see here on our... Magic chart.

00:42:03.849 --> 00:42:06.250
Magic chart here, exactly, yes. Oh, your magic

00:42:06.250 --> 00:42:08.550
chart. Yes, yes, my magic chart. I see it on

00:42:08.550 --> 00:42:10.829
here that you have a full pleasure for the pleasure

00:42:10.829 --> 00:42:15.849
pile room. What was that, Callie? Nothing. Was

00:42:15.849 --> 00:42:19.170
that Facebook Reels? No. No, that was a dimension

00:42:19.170 --> 00:42:22.349
open for a small second closed. Yes, it has a

00:42:22.349 --> 00:42:24.789
weird ripple in time. You've got to watch out

00:42:24.789 --> 00:42:25.849
for that. They'll kill you. Yeah, they'll kill

00:42:25.849 --> 00:42:28.389
you. They'll rip you to pieces. Spaghettified.

00:42:29.030 --> 00:42:32.809
So, I forgot what I was saying. I'm at the bartender.

00:42:33.090 --> 00:42:35.309
The meter's full on the magic chart. Oh yeah,

00:42:35.309 --> 00:42:37.150
I see here on our magic chart that your meter

00:42:37.150 --> 00:42:39.670
is full of pleasure. So, the pleasure pill...

00:42:40.679 --> 00:42:43.260
grants you a pick out of our magical items. Oh,

00:42:43.300 --> 00:42:46.239
very nice. So I need you to roll me a, I think

00:42:46.239 --> 00:42:50.019
it's a D4. All right, what'd you get out? Did

00:42:50.019 --> 00:42:55.099
you roll a D4? Four. Four? Okay. Now roll me

00:42:55.099 --> 00:43:01.300
a, a, a, a, a, a D100. Oh, yeah, he's the big

00:43:01.300 --> 00:43:03.340
boy. I was going to throw up, but then I was

00:43:03.340 --> 00:43:05.760
like, it's him. Don't do that. Nope. All right.

00:43:10.659 --> 00:43:14.659
Oof, oof, off, eef, seven. Seven? Let's see what

00:43:14.659 --> 00:43:17.719
this is then. It was real close to the one. This

00:43:17.719 --> 00:43:25.780
one's the best you can get. Oh, nice. So you

00:43:25.780 --> 00:43:29.599
get... Let me roll something to give me how many

00:43:29.599 --> 00:43:32.719
you get. Seven. And casino's a good number. You

00:43:32.719 --> 00:43:38.949
get two... Kyo... Kyo Tom's Ointment. It's this

00:43:38.949 --> 00:43:41.510
little glass jar with this rope wrapped around

00:43:41.510 --> 00:43:44.309
it and just a cloth kind of placed over, tied

00:43:44.309 --> 00:43:47.010
down. A stamp across it that has a circle with

00:43:47.010 --> 00:43:54.230
an arrow through it. This glass jar... Oh, it

00:43:54.230 --> 00:43:58.489
contains 1B4 plus 1 doses. So you got three doses

00:43:58.489 --> 00:44:01.829
of this thick mixture that smells faintly of

00:44:01.829 --> 00:44:05.230
aloe. The jar and its contents weigh half a pound.

00:44:05.820 --> 00:44:08.280
If you use an action, you can swallow one dose

00:44:08.280 --> 00:44:10.940
of the oint... Utilize action. You can swallow

00:44:10.940 --> 00:44:13.179
one dose of the ointment or apply it to a creature

00:44:13.179 --> 00:44:16.159
within five feet. Creature that receives it regains

00:44:16.159 --> 00:44:19.099
2d8 plus two hit points and ceases to have the

00:44:19.099 --> 00:44:22.340
poison condition. So you have three uses of that.

00:44:22.739 --> 00:44:27.739
Very nice. Three uses. I'm just going to call

00:44:27.739 --> 00:44:31.219
it healing ointment. Yeah, that's fine. I can't

00:44:31.219 --> 00:44:34.079
even say how it... Yeah, I'm not going to try

00:44:34.079 --> 00:44:40.329
and write it. All right. Anything else? Next

00:44:40.329 --> 00:44:43.530
room, please. Next room, please. Look at you,

00:44:43.610 --> 00:44:49.590
big winner. Let's roll the dice. You get Bully

00:44:49.590 --> 00:44:53.650
Wong. Bully Wong. Bully Wong. That's the guy,

00:44:53.809 --> 00:44:55.849
isn't it? That's the frog guy. Yeah. All right.

00:44:55.849 --> 00:45:04.059
A Bully Wong. No problem. Let's find out what

00:45:04.059 --> 00:45:07.000
he's into first. Let's see if it's going to be

00:45:07.000 --> 00:45:09.340
an issue. I can tell you what he's into, Wong.

00:45:09.519 --> 00:45:12.920
He's a frog man, we'll see. He's into that, Wong.

00:45:13.440 --> 00:45:15.079
Maybe I'll kiss him, turn him into a prince.

00:45:16.159 --> 00:45:19.820
Maybe. You walk into this room and you're seeing

00:45:19.820 --> 00:45:23.719
this nicely, like, fake grass kind of, like,

00:45:23.719 --> 00:45:26.639
carpet on the ground. And this dude just sitting

00:45:26.639 --> 00:45:28.840
there completely naked, bully Wong. And he's

00:45:28.840 --> 00:45:32.500
just sitting on the ground going, ribbit. He's

00:45:32.500 --> 00:45:34.619
saying rivet? Yes, he's just going rivet. Like,

00:45:34.639 --> 00:45:36.539
he's very obviously saying rivet. Like, he's

00:45:36.539 --> 00:45:39.719
not making the rivet sound. He's saying rivet.

00:45:40.619 --> 00:45:43.860
So he's saying... Yes, he's saying rivet. I say

00:45:43.860 --> 00:45:46.519
rivet again. He, like, points his head towards

00:45:46.519 --> 00:45:50.119
you. Call me for space and check. He wants you

00:45:50.119 --> 00:45:58.199
to rivet. Let's see. A ten? A ten? Okay. So he

00:45:58.199 --> 00:46:00.550
kind of looks at you and he goes, rivet. and

00:46:00.550 --> 00:46:02.250
like hops away for a second and hops over to

00:46:02.250 --> 00:46:03.429
the corner and just kind of looks back at you

00:46:03.429 --> 00:46:09.210
and he's like, ribbit. I say, ribbit. Ribbit.

00:46:09.630 --> 00:46:13.070
He turns around and he goes, no one has ever

00:46:13.070 --> 00:46:19.070
had a conversation with me like that. He goes,

00:46:19.150 --> 00:46:23.090
ribbit as fuck, sir. Ribbit as fuck. And he kind

00:46:23.090 --> 00:46:24.929
of hops around and he walks over to the corner

00:46:24.929 --> 00:46:26.769
and he starts making something. He goes, are

00:46:26.769 --> 00:46:28.969
you hungry? He starts making food. This little

00:46:28.969 --> 00:46:31.469
like, Little set up like campfire kitchen thing.

00:46:32.030 --> 00:46:34.769
Yeah, I can eat. You can eat. I can always eat.

00:46:34.809 --> 00:46:36.489
I can fucking eat. Yeah, I can. He starts like

00:46:36.489 --> 00:46:41.590
making some more food. Ass maybe. Okay. He pulls

00:46:41.590 --> 00:46:44.809
out this like, looks like this just most homemade

00:46:44.809 --> 00:46:47.489
ass like campfire food. Like puts it down and

00:46:47.489 --> 00:46:49.489
it's like, it doesn't look great. It doesn't

00:46:49.489 --> 00:46:51.469
smell great. He goes, oh, I hope you're fucking

00:46:51.469 --> 00:46:53.369
hungry. This is going to be some good stuff right

00:46:53.369 --> 00:46:56.230
here. Are you going to eat it? Yes. Okay. Roll

00:46:56.230 --> 00:47:13.739
me a constitution. Yeah, pro yes. Hey, it's your

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00:48:14.869 --> 00:48:18.019
Good job. Yeah, he goes, you eat it, and it is

00:48:18.019 --> 00:48:21.239
the most, like, foul, nasty taste. I'm pretty

00:48:21.239 --> 00:48:23.139
sure you feel like flies, like, when you're crunching,

00:48:23.139 --> 00:48:25.940
you're just, like, tasting bugs and stuff. Yeah,

00:48:25.940 --> 00:48:28.659
you shiver. A shiver goes down your spine, but

00:48:28.659 --> 00:48:30.780
you do not vomit all over his table. Damn, that's

00:48:30.780 --> 00:48:32.960
good. He goes, yeah, that is some good stuff.

00:48:33.019 --> 00:48:35.619
People usually honestly throw up on me when they

00:48:35.619 --> 00:48:38.119
eat it, so that's pretty nice. He goes, are you

00:48:38.119 --> 00:48:40.920
ready for dessert? Oh, boy. Yeah, let's get it.

00:48:40.980 --> 00:48:43.679
Oh, perfect. And he turns around. You see him

00:48:43.679 --> 00:48:45.739
literally, like, peel up some, like, bugs off

00:48:45.739 --> 00:48:48.059
the bowl. Like, he's like, because this is where

00:48:48.059 --> 00:48:50.199
the best shit grows. And he starts grabbing it,

00:48:50.219 --> 00:48:52.440
like, putting it in it and mashing it and filling

00:48:52.440 --> 00:48:53.960
up this little bowl. And he starts cooking it

00:48:53.960 --> 00:48:55.539
over this fire. And you're hearing, like, bugs

00:48:55.539 --> 00:48:57.920
snapping and cracking. And he turns around. He

00:48:57.920 --> 00:48:59.619
puts it down. He goes, but here's the best part.

00:48:59.820 --> 00:49:02.820
He just spits out this weird goo all over this

00:49:02.820 --> 00:49:04.980
stuff. He goes, that's what makes it sweet, pal.

00:49:05.760 --> 00:49:08.679
Are you going to eat this? I am. Okay, roll me

00:49:08.679 --> 00:49:11.300
a constitution save. Miss Muffin swipes it. Very

00:49:11.300 --> 00:49:14.460
hard. You're walking in and swiping it? Okay.

00:49:15.219 --> 00:49:17.219
Next thing you know, it's gone, and she puts

00:49:17.219 --> 00:49:19.380
the plate back, and she leaves. Oh, bullshit.

00:49:20.090 --> 00:49:21.769
Are you eating? Are you going to take it for

00:49:21.769 --> 00:49:23.210
real? Are you eating it? I've been eating bugs

00:49:23.210 --> 00:49:25.389
for a while now because I can't crystallize.

00:49:25.389 --> 00:49:29.389
I got a 14. A 14? Well, hang on a minute. I'm

00:49:29.389 --> 00:49:31.610
going to sneak in and try to take the plate for

00:49:31.610 --> 00:49:34.050
some reason. Okay. So give me a stealth check.

00:49:34.210 --> 00:49:35.909
I'm invisible. Yeah, give me a stealth check

00:49:35.909 --> 00:49:41.650
at advantage because you're invisible. It's hard

00:49:41.650 --> 00:49:45.610
to eat. It's like getting close to his mouth.

00:49:47.650 --> 00:49:50.800
24. 24. I don't know why I'm enrolled in that.

00:49:51.260 --> 00:49:53.420
So yeah, you sneak in the room. Now give me a

00:49:53.420 --> 00:49:55.880
dexterity sleight of hand check as you try to

00:49:55.880 --> 00:49:58.500
take the plate of food out of Duke's hands. 20,

00:49:58.559 --> 00:50:02.099
but not Nat. Okay. She deep throats that bucket.

00:50:03.420 --> 00:50:06.880
He does not notice. Yeah, so you take this plate

00:50:06.880 --> 00:50:09.719
and I guess eat it. Make me a constitution save.

00:50:10.599 --> 00:50:12.679
Constitution. And put the plate back in Duke's

00:50:12.679 --> 00:50:15.639
hands before I guess anyone notices and Duke's

00:50:15.639 --> 00:50:22.210
just like, huh? It's empty. It's empty. 19. 19?

00:50:22.389 --> 00:50:26.010
Yeah. I'm fucking huge. You save, and you hold

00:50:26.010 --> 00:50:29.110
down vomit, or I guess... I make a chewing motion

00:50:29.110 --> 00:50:32.809
with my mouth. Yes. Chewing motion. Okay. He

00:50:32.809 --> 00:50:36.409
goes, yes, yes, sir. That's some good stuff right

00:50:36.409 --> 00:50:39.469
there. Fuck. Give me something. He puts his frog

00:50:39.469 --> 00:50:42.329
hand up. He'll give a high five. High five, and

00:50:42.329 --> 00:50:44.989
he gives you a sticky, nasty high five. He goes,

00:50:45.110 --> 00:50:46.869
that's fucking, look at that door. You look at

00:50:46.869 --> 00:50:49.769
the door, and the pressure meter goes, like,

00:50:50.090 --> 00:50:53.389
fills all the way up. My guy. My guy. And you

00:50:53.389 --> 00:50:55.610
can walk out if you'd like. All right, I use

00:50:55.610 --> 00:50:57.610
my other hand to open the door, because that

00:50:57.610 --> 00:51:00.130
one's probably sticky and grassy. Yeah, there's

00:51:00.130 --> 00:51:01.809
nothing. What are you doing? Obviously, I follow

00:51:01.809 --> 00:51:03.809
very closely behind and swiftly leave and say,

00:51:03.869 --> 00:51:06.010
you're welcome. He hears, like, you're welcome,

00:51:06.070 --> 00:51:10.619
and he goes, okay. I'll wipe my slimy hand in

00:51:10.619 --> 00:51:13.599
that direction. Yeah, you get a slimy hand that

00:51:13.599 --> 00:51:15.599
goes right down your chest. I'd say thank you.

00:51:15.619 --> 00:51:17.739
Right down you. I did give her a thank you. It

00:51:17.739 --> 00:51:19.139
was just the first time in history. Yeah, first

00:51:19.139 --> 00:51:20.960
time in history. All right, Duke, what are you

00:51:20.960 --> 00:51:24.360
doing? Back to the bar. Flea Stick, what are

00:51:24.360 --> 00:51:26.619
you doing? You just following along and you trashed.

00:51:27.800 --> 00:51:31.920
Yeah. Yeah, Flea Stick's done fucking. He's three

00:51:31.920 --> 00:51:35.159
peach splits in and six of those are his. Hey,

00:51:35.159 --> 00:51:38.260
question. What? If my thief's tools are successful,

00:51:38.539 --> 00:51:40.900
they don't break, right? I can reuse them? Yes.

00:51:40.920 --> 00:51:44.039
Or... You're right. I believe so, yeah. So you

00:51:44.039 --> 00:51:45.360
don't have to go back to the bar. I can just

00:51:45.360 --> 00:51:47.500
unlock these doors. Yeah. You can, but you're

00:51:47.500 --> 00:51:49.960
not in the contest for those doors, so... You

00:51:49.960 --> 00:51:52.880
have to enter the contest. Oh, okay. So I'll

00:51:52.880 --> 00:51:55.579
just wait. All right. So are we going back to

00:51:55.579 --> 00:51:58.829
the counter? Yes. All right, dude. You come back,

00:51:58.829 --> 00:52:01.210
she goes, oh my god, another one on our chart.

00:52:01.309 --> 00:52:03.969
Our magic chart shows that you are pleasing them

00:52:03.969 --> 00:52:06.989
all. This has really become a pleasure battle.

00:52:07.730 --> 00:52:12.369
Go right way. Roll me a d4. She doesn't. I say,

00:52:12.429 --> 00:52:17.130
roll me a d4. She says, roll a d4. Holds a tray

00:52:17.130 --> 00:52:19.730
up with some dice on it. No, I don't know why

00:52:19.730 --> 00:52:23.389
I'm rolling. Four. Four again? Okay. Roll me

00:52:23.389 --> 00:52:26.010
a d100. This one's going to be a little better

00:52:26.010 --> 00:52:29.539
because you won two in a row. Miss Muffin, but...

00:52:29.539 --> 00:52:40.079
That is a 58. 58. Okay. Got him. Okay, roll me

00:52:40.079 --> 00:52:43.159
a d10. You lose. Because I don't want to do it,

00:52:43.219 --> 00:52:46.679
and it feels better if you do. Three. Three?

00:52:46.880 --> 00:52:52.719
Yes. Huh. Wow. So, you have a ring of resistance.

00:52:53.579 --> 00:52:56.360
So, you have resistance to one damage type, which

00:52:56.360 --> 00:53:00.710
is fire. So that would give you full... How does

00:53:00.710 --> 00:53:02.269
that work? Because you already are resistant

00:53:02.269 --> 00:53:04.269
to fire when you're in demon mode. Immunity.

00:53:04.650 --> 00:53:06.769
So if you're in demon mode... So resistance half

00:53:06.769 --> 00:53:09.789
damage. Immunity is zero at all. So when you're

00:53:09.789 --> 00:53:11.650
in demon form now while wearing that ring...

00:53:11.650 --> 00:53:14.750
I can just walk plainly in fire. Yeah. Damn.

00:53:15.469 --> 00:53:17.349
But that means you're also resistant when you're

00:53:17.349 --> 00:53:18.809
in human form still because you have a ring.

00:53:19.050 --> 00:53:22.809
Yeah. So... Resistant in normal form, immune

00:53:22.809 --> 00:53:25.849
in demon form. You're just slowly becoming full

00:53:25.849 --> 00:53:29.719
demon. There you go. All right. Are you going

00:53:29.719 --> 00:53:32.420
for another room? Yes. Oh, boy. She goes, well,

00:53:32.519 --> 00:53:36.300
you've pleased them all so far. Well, I guess

00:53:36.300 --> 00:53:38.800
except, you know, I forgot. You re -rolled. So

00:53:38.800 --> 00:53:44.960
we do have two choices. Oh, that was already

00:53:44.960 --> 00:53:51.559
one you did. Oh, perfect. Okay. So she says room

00:53:51.559 --> 00:53:55.539
number three, you're going to have pain seeker.

00:53:56.529 --> 00:53:58.949
So, yeah, she hands you the ticket with the blood

00:53:58.949 --> 00:54:03.510
drop on it. Perfect. All right, Miss Muffin,

00:54:03.530 --> 00:54:06.030
are you following inside this time? I'm going

00:54:06.030 --> 00:54:09.489
to listen and judge on what I decide. This one

00:54:09.489 --> 00:54:11.849
could sound interesting. Are you going to go

00:54:11.849 --> 00:54:13.409
outside the door, or are you just going to go

00:54:13.409 --> 00:54:19.409
in? I don't know yet. I make my decisions as

00:54:19.409 --> 00:54:23.210
it goes. Well, as a Dungeons & Dragons game...

00:54:23.210 --> 00:54:26.050
I wasn't inside the room the first time. I know,

00:54:26.130 --> 00:54:28.090
but then you came in and stealthed, so are you

00:54:28.090 --> 00:54:29.289
going to, like, listen through the door then?

00:54:29.409 --> 00:54:30.590
Yes. Are you going to listen through the door?

00:54:30.670 --> 00:54:33.710
Okay, okay, okay. Duke, are you entering? Going

00:54:33.710 --> 00:54:37.809
on into this bitch? You walk in, and there's

00:54:37.809 --> 00:54:41.750
this woman sitting there, and she is just, like,

00:54:41.809 --> 00:54:44.230
covered in blood. There's blood all over the

00:54:44.230 --> 00:54:47.250
place. The walls are covered in blood. She goes,

00:54:47.579 --> 00:54:50.599
So they finally sent one. One worthy to come

00:54:50.599 --> 00:54:56.440
to my domain. What do you say? What do you do?

00:54:58.039 --> 00:55:02.599
Let's see. I appreciate the welcoming to your

00:55:02.599 --> 00:55:06.679
domain. Oh, good etiquette. She goes, do you

00:55:06.679 --> 00:55:10.219
like the pain? I love the pain. You like the

00:55:10.219 --> 00:55:13.099
pain. She goes, so then you're here for the right.

00:55:13.469 --> 00:55:15.150
Choice. And she tells you to sit down, like,

00:55:15.190 --> 00:55:17.530
in this, uh, ritualistic -looking, like, chair

00:55:17.530 --> 00:55:20.530
in the corner of the room. I sit. You sit. This

00:55:20.530 --> 00:55:23.809
is crazy! Okay, she instantly, as you sit, uh,

00:55:23.929 --> 00:55:26.010
she, like, moves fast as fuck from the lightning.

00:55:26.110 --> 00:55:28.369
I'm gonna roll something here. Very good. Roll.

00:55:28.489 --> 00:55:31.150
Uh, your hands are, like, she, like, tries to

00:55:31.150 --> 00:55:32.849
strap these straps on your arms. Are you gonna

00:55:32.849 --> 00:55:34.590
let her, or are you gonna just leave it? You

00:55:34.590 --> 00:55:37.449
don't need them. Don't need them? Oh. You're

00:55:37.449 --> 00:55:39.639
a brave one. She pulls out a dagger and just

00:55:39.639 --> 00:55:42.260
stabs you right in the stomach. Okay. I'm going

00:55:42.260 --> 00:55:45.280
to roll something. You take one damage, piercing

00:55:45.280 --> 00:55:49.659
damage. She goes, is that what you seek? I love

00:55:49.659 --> 00:55:52.920
it. You love it. My turn. She pulls it back out

00:55:52.920 --> 00:55:56.139
of you and hands the dagger to you. I stick it

00:55:56.139 --> 00:56:01.239
in. What is that? It was right above the hip

00:56:01.239 --> 00:56:03.159
and the abdominal area. Right above the abdominal

00:56:03.159 --> 00:56:04.559
area. And then I give it a little twist. Okay.

00:56:04.559 --> 00:56:07.039
Roll a d4. Okay. Oh, now you're twisting it.

00:56:07.179 --> 00:56:10.599
That's kinky shit. Four. D4? Oh, yeah. You stick...

00:56:10.599 --> 00:56:15.860
I don't want to get a kill shot in. That would

00:56:15.860 --> 00:56:17.820
fuck up the whole thing. So you got to go...

00:56:17.820 --> 00:56:22.780
Okay. Place it at a last. Okay, so yeah. What'd

00:56:22.780 --> 00:56:25.599
you do? Four damage? Yeah. Okay. All right, yeah,

00:56:25.619 --> 00:56:28.719
you stick her, you twist, she goes, oh, fuck,

00:56:28.800 --> 00:56:31.260
that hurt. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. And she, like,

00:56:31.260 --> 00:56:32.960
turns around and starts bouncing around. She

00:56:32.960 --> 00:56:35.059
goes, you really fucking did it. Ow, you really

00:56:35.059 --> 00:56:36.679
fucking stabbed me. And she, like, pulls it out,

00:56:36.719 --> 00:56:38.860
and she goes, that's a lot of blood. That's a

00:56:38.860 --> 00:56:40.039
lot of blood. And she, like, looks over, and

00:56:40.039 --> 00:56:42.360
she goes, this, this is fake blood. Like, wipes

00:56:42.360 --> 00:56:44.179
the shit off of her arm and kind of, like, leans

00:56:44.179 --> 00:56:47.239
over. And she goes, okay, okay, you really did

00:56:47.239 --> 00:56:49.659
it. That's crazy. That's crazy. She goes, okay,

00:56:49.780 --> 00:56:52.340
can I do you again? Can I do you again? Can I

00:56:52.340 --> 00:56:54.900
stab you again? I'll do you again. Do me again?

00:56:55.139 --> 00:56:57.300
After you stab me again. Ah, fuck, shit, okay.

00:56:57.440 --> 00:56:59.139
Well, if you hand me the knife, I mean... Yeah,

00:56:59.139 --> 00:57:01.179
well, yeah, but most people, they just say, like,

00:57:01.219 --> 00:57:02.639
oh, I can't do it, and that's really awesome

00:57:02.639 --> 00:57:04.219
and cool, but you also really stabbed me, and

00:57:04.219 --> 00:57:05.739
that was kind of cool, but... Let's work a deal.

00:57:06.059 --> 00:57:08.739
I'll give you five for one. You stabbed me five

00:57:08.739 --> 00:57:10.760
times? No, you stabbed me five, I stabbed you

00:57:10.760 --> 00:57:14.679
one. Hmm. And I'll stab you in the leg. Hmm.

00:57:14.780 --> 00:57:18.400
That's love. Hmm. Would that please you? Yeah.

00:57:19.019 --> 00:57:20.679
That's fine. I don't want to get stabbed again.

00:57:20.860 --> 00:57:22.820
You don't seem very pleased. Ten for one. Ten

00:57:22.820 --> 00:57:25.219
for one. Ten for one? Yes, okay, fine, fine.

00:57:25.380 --> 00:57:27.519
I like stabbing people, and I feel like people

00:57:27.519 --> 00:57:30.500
usually back out, so, yeah, fuck it. No heart

00:57:30.500 --> 00:57:32.480
or throat. That's, okay, yeah, I'm not going

00:57:32.480 --> 00:57:34.199
to kill you. Okay. I'll go to Tucker Prison or

00:57:34.199 --> 00:57:36.079
something, so. All right, great game. Okay, yeah,

00:57:36.179 --> 00:57:38.780
okay. What is that, ten? Ten for one. Okay, good

00:57:38.780 --> 00:57:41.920
shit. Crazy, taking one for the reward. Okay,

00:57:42.000 --> 00:57:47.739
one. Three. Someone want to do math before I

00:57:47.739 --> 00:57:49.260
forget because I'm going to do a lot. I'll do

00:57:49.260 --> 00:57:54.820
that. That's 30 in it. No. No, 1 and 3, 4. 2.

00:57:55.800 --> 00:58:08.780
Okay. 1. Okay. 3. Alright. 4. Okay. 3. Okay.

00:58:08.820 --> 00:58:15.280
4. Alright. 2. Okay. Three. I think that was

00:58:15.280 --> 00:58:18.739
it, right? All right, 26. Okay, 26 dagger. And

00:58:18.739 --> 00:58:24.539
you are bleeding. It's like death by 23 cuts.

00:58:25.019 --> 00:58:27.579
And you are shanked. You are hurt. It's bleeding

00:58:27.579 --> 00:58:28.900
out. Well, you're not hurt. Fuck, you're a good

00:58:28.900 --> 00:58:30.820
crystal. Yeah, I'm not that hurt. Yeah, you're

00:58:30.820 --> 00:58:33.179
not that hurt. But you're bleeding good. And

00:58:33.179 --> 00:58:38.039
she's like, holy shit, that felt good. And she

00:58:38.039 --> 00:58:42.079
says, okay, okay, do the stab. Do it. Do it.

00:58:42.139 --> 00:58:46.510
Take the stab. I do that. I do a shallow, like,

00:58:46.590 --> 00:58:48.869
one -inch stab on the leg. One -inch stab on

00:58:48.869 --> 00:58:50.070
the leg. I, like, hold my thumb on the blade

00:58:50.070 --> 00:58:54.829
and, like, go. Give me a D4. Complete four -point.

00:58:56.630 --> 00:59:01.909
Three. Three? That is close. I killed her. I

00:59:01.909 --> 00:59:03.889
killed her. You stick her, and she goes, ah,

00:59:03.989 --> 00:59:05.730
fucking, like, falls over the ground. She goes,

00:59:05.849 --> 00:59:07.409
oh, I'm gonna have them stitch this up. I'm gonna

00:59:07.409 --> 00:59:09.030
have them stitch this up. She goes, but, fucking,

00:59:09.070 --> 00:59:12.079
for real, dude? You got, I got you good, didn't

00:59:12.079 --> 00:59:14.019
I? Oh yeah, you got me good. Yeah, I got you

00:59:14.019 --> 00:59:16.019
good. I could be such a good fucking killer.

00:59:16.920 --> 00:59:19.019
Yeah, and it's been a pleasure for me to stick

00:59:19.019 --> 00:59:21.840
up full. So good job. Ms. Muffin, are you going

00:59:21.840 --> 00:59:25.000
to do anything? No. I'll walk out the door leaking.

00:59:25.019 --> 00:59:27.000
Yeah, he walks out the fucking door leaking blood

00:59:27.000 --> 00:59:29.659
all over it. I used one ointment. One ointment?

00:59:29.739 --> 00:59:31.860
Oh, there you go. Okay, what was that? I already

00:59:31.860 --> 00:59:38.059
forgot. Wasn't that like 2D8 plus 2? And eliminates

00:59:38.059 --> 00:59:45.460
poison. I do blue. There's two more rooms. But

00:59:45.460 --> 00:59:49.400
there's only one more room you haven't done,

00:59:49.460 --> 00:59:51.739
and that was the bugbear, but I'd say she's pretty

00:59:51.739 --> 00:59:54.219
much out of it. There's two more blacked -off

00:59:54.219 --> 00:59:56.440
rooms. I'd say she don't even want any part of

00:59:56.440 --> 01:00:09.079
it anymore. 2d8 plus 2. 2d8 plus 2. Yeah, those

01:00:09.079 --> 01:00:11.360
are rooms, but not like those type of rooms.

01:00:11.420 --> 01:00:13.480
If you want to go into those, you can. One of

01:00:13.480 --> 01:00:17.400
the rooms you can see is open. I'm going to go

01:00:17.400 --> 01:00:19.519
ahead and pop this open, because it doesn't matter.

01:00:20.320 --> 01:00:23.559
It looks to be a normal bedroom. If you'd like

01:00:23.559 --> 01:00:25.099
to go in there, Miss Muffin, you can, but it

01:00:25.099 --> 01:00:26.679
just looks to be like an unused bedroom where

01:00:26.679 --> 01:00:30.800
someone could sleep. A contestant that could

01:00:30.800 --> 01:00:34.519
have been... What about this room over here?

01:00:35.219 --> 01:00:38.300
I don't know what that's over here means. The

01:00:38.300 --> 01:00:41.159
last room in the hallway. Um, you don't see a

01:00:41.159 --> 01:00:43.719
doorway to any room down there, because... Yeah,

01:00:43.800 --> 01:00:45.099
there is no door there. The dead -end hallway?

01:00:45.219 --> 01:00:49.199
Yeah. Oh. The bugbear one was the very end, but

01:00:49.199 --> 01:00:52.280
she's pretty much... Oh, that's not a room. And

01:00:52.280 --> 01:00:56.880
she opted out of the venue. Maybe it is, but

01:00:56.880 --> 01:01:01.920
not from there. So, Duke, are you... This goes

01:01:01.920 --> 01:01:05.739
behind the bar. Behind the bar? Okay, give me

01:01:05.739 --> 01:01:09.940
a stealth check with advantage. And Duke's going

01:01:09.940 --> 01:01:13.159
back to the bar. Oh, nat 20, so I don't need

01:01:13.159 --> 01:01:14.579
advantage. Okay, what are you doing? Plus 10,

01:01:14.659 --> 01:01:16.739
so 30. What are you doing? Like, what are you

01:01:16.739 --> 01:01:19.880
doing behind the bar? Goes like, well, that's

01:01:19.880 --> 01:01:22.639
what it looks like behind the bar. Are you going

01:01:22.639 --> 01:01:26.380
to, like, okay, so... I can't tell if I'm looking

01:01:26.380 --> 01:01:28.840
at the map right. Okay, when you go behind the

01:01:28.840 --> 01:01:31.340
bar, you're seeing... Two bartenders serving

01:01:31.340 --> 01:01:33.500
drinks to people. You see flea stick sock jelly

01:01:33.500 --> 01:01:37.119
slumped on the counter. And you see Duke engaging

01:01:37.119 --> 01:01:39.639
in conversation with one of the bartenders. You

01:01:39.639 --> 01:01:43.260
see a small door that leads to the back. That's

01:01:43.260 --> 01:01:44.860
what I'm looking for. You're going there? Yeah.

01:01:44.960 --> 01:01:47.679
Okay. You can go in there fluently without being

01:01:47.679 --> 01:01:50.800
detected. And then I look and see what's in that

01:01:50.800 --> 01:01:54.019
room. Yeah. You see a storage room full of food.

01:01:55.409 --> 01:01:58.150
drinks, uh, all kinds of goodies of like that

01:01:58.150 --> 01:02:00.650
sort. It's just kitchen, kitchen, you can loot

01:02:00.650 --> 01:02:03.130
food and drinks. You find alcohol, you find drinks,

01:02:03.309 --> 01:02:06.329
you find lots of, lots of sex on the beach, um,

01:02:06.449 --> 01:02:08.389
and stuff. So yeah, I guess you can take that.

01:02:08.809 --> 01:02:11.289
Fill my sack and boot scootin' boogie. Yeah,

01:02:11.289 --> 01:02:14.309
okay, so you step back out of the thing undetected

01:02:14.309 --> 01:02:16.429
and invisible. I'd say by now your invisibility's

01:02:16.429 --> 01:02:19.130
probably about almost out. Okay, well then I'm

01:02:19.130 --> 01:02:21.929
gonna use the rest of it to go down here at the

01:02:21.929 --> 01:02:26.199
end of the bar. It looks like there's more doorways

01:02:26.199 --> 01:02:28.800
to mysterious rooms. Well, I'll give you, uh,

01:02:29.159 --> 01:02:33.079
I'll give you, like, one more turn of, like,

01:02:33.099 --> 01:02:35.139
invisibility. So if you want to go into a room,

01:02:35.199 --> 01:02:36.679
that's fine, but you might not be visible when

01:02:36.679 --> 01:02:40.679
you come out. So you can either go un -invisible

01:02:40.679 --> 01:02:43.320
in the middle of this room, where it won't matter

01:02:43.320 --> 01:02:45.840
as much, or you can go un -invisible in a room

01:02:45.840 --> 01:02:49.039
that you might not be supposed to be in. I'll

01:02:49.039 --> 01:02:51.079
just kind of stay where I'm at and linger and

01:02:51.079 --> 01:02:55.039
wait and see if one of my, uh, Group members

01:02:55.039 --> 01:03:00.239
go in there. Okay. Duke, you're talking for your

01:03:00.239 --> 01:03:07.340
new reward, right? Yes. Okay. Give me a d4. One.

01:03:07.760 --> 01:03:21.860
A one. Okay. A one? Mm -hmm. Roll me a d100.

01:03:24.519 --> 01:03:26.780
Hmm, what's in between two? Let me re -roll.

01:03:29.039 --> 01:03:44.500
That was a good roll right there. 66. Okay, so...

01:03:44.500 --> 01:03:53.039
You find a spell scroll. We will figure out what

01:03:53.039 --> 01:03:55.599
that is later. which what spell it is, and then

01:03:55.599 --> 01:03:58.119
we'll go over that. So, yeah, you get a spell

01:03:58.119 --> 01:04:01.519
scroll that contains a level four spell. We'll

01:04:01.519 --> 01:04:03.639
figure out what spell it is when we do another

01:04:03.639 --> 01:04:05.380
roll for it. Yeah, we'll have to figure that

01:04:05.380 --> 01:04:09.719
out. Yeah, so, yeah, you get your reward. She

01:04:09.719 --> 01:04:12.679
says, you did well, and I would say go ahead

01:04:12.679 --> 01:04:15.420
and go again for our Burly the Bugbear, but she

01:04:15.420 --> 01:04:18.139
seems to be out for the night, had a disturbing

01:04:18.139 --> 01:04:20.400
interaction with someone, and she doesn't want

01:04:20.400 --> 01:04:21.800
to be pleased for the night, so she's giving

01:04:21.800 --> 01:04:24.099
up. So yeah, you pleased all of our rooms. Good

01:04:24.099 --> 01:04:27.340
job. Would you guys like to stay and party or

01:04:27.340 --> 01:04:32.019
are you done for the night? We have rooms here

01:04:32.019 --> 01:04:33.539
that can accommodate you if you'd like to sleep

01:04:33.539 --> 01:04:37.039
here and party your heart out and exit in the

01:04:37.039 --> 01:04:41.639
morning. Sure. Okay, so yeah, you guys can spend

01:04:41.639 --> 01:04:44.360
your night drinking and partying and sleeping

01:04:44.360 --> 01:04:47.039
the night off and getting your long rest as you

01:04:47.039 --> 01:04:49.599
fill the night with a bunch of good times and

01:04:49.599 --> 01:04:58.889
pleasure pile. This episode of Dummies with Dice

01:04:58.889 --> 01:05:01.949
features Kelly Lee as Miss Muffin, Nate Chambers

01:05:01.949 --> 01:05:05.110
as Duke Crystal, Ryan Tucker as Flea Stick Sock

01:05:05.110 --> 01:05:08.030
Jelly, and Tristan Hayes as the DM. The episode

01:05:08.030 --> 01:05:10.849
is edited and mixed by Tristan Hayes. The artwork

01:05:10.849 --> 01:05:13.289
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