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Dummies with Dice, Dungeons and Dragons actual

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play podcast. Today, we are doing a special episode

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where we are vampires. And, of course, we don't

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have Ryan Tucker here, so that's why we're doing

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a little bonus, but we also have Ryan Hart back

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with us. So, Kelly, you want to start with our

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intro? I'm Kelly Lee, and today I'm playing Vera

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Van Sickle. She is a level 2. Level 3. Oh, my

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bad. She is a level 3 rogue. And she's obviously

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a vampire. That's her veins. Level 3 rogue vampire?

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Yep. Okay. Hey guys, it's Nate. Today I'll be

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playing Carrion Cross. Not the wrestler. No,

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not the wrestler. With C's, not K's. He's a vampire

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warlock level 3. Well, you're also a special

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aren't you like a yeah, I have a blood scythe

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packed blood side So we're using a homebrew stuff

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that we found to for the vampire stuff stuff

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stuff sounds off or different. That's probably

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why What's up guys? It's Ryan Hart. I'm back

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for a special episode and Playing Vladimir tootin

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Level 3 blood hunter vampire blood hunter vampire.

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All right And I am Tristan Hayes. I'm the dummy

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master. I'm going to be playing people who don't

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like vampires. So let's get into D &D. All right.

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So... Blah, blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah,

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blah. Map is open. I want the map. Where we begin

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this journey. You three vampires. You guys are

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in a well -established... You know this place

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very well. It's a giant... What would you call

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this? prison torture uh feeding chamber area

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giant vampire lair we'll call it that dungeon

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but as your memory recalls because you're a little

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hazy right now as you're coming to because everything

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just is is off in this place uh you wake up and

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you're behind bars inside of your own vampire

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lair you look outside of these bars and you are

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seeing these kind of like holy warriors kind

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of standing outside of these gates um vladimir

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tootin There van sickle is next to you. You guys

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are in two separate cages on the West side least

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west side once again carrying cross You are on

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the east side with the warrior standing in front

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of you as well as holy warrior You can tell they're

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like they've got the shining white Crusader type

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people What would you guys like to do? You can

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tell that something bad has happened inside your

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vampire lair and you guys are held captive inside

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of your own cages I will look around the cage.

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Okay. Give me a perception check. As you hear,

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uh, uh, Vera screaming from down to the, the,

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the way. Let's see. Let me check. See if I got

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any more perception. You said I set my shit up.

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Three? You're still a little hazy from where

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the attack had happened on your guys' lair. So

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you're looking kind of past this guy, and all

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you're really seeing through the, obviously,

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darkness of your own lair is some bodies kind

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of just laying on the ground outside of other

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vampires. I'm going to look around now that I've

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calmed down some. Yeah, so when you scream that,

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what did you yell at them? Let me out of here,

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you pieces of shit! This warrior kind of turns

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around and he kind of does this like, boom, boom,

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like slams his shield and sword down. And he

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goes, you are the piece of shit, madam. We are

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here to cleanse your shitty people. And then

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he just kind of like turns back around and looks

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forward. He goes, our lord will be giving us

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instructions soon enough to know what to do with

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you. So he's a vampire hater. uh look around

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and see if i can gain any knowledge on what the

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to do um give me perception check 15 15. okay

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so as you look out through the gates and stuff

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you're noticing that there's only two warriors

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standing near you there's one right outside your

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gate and one straight to the side outside of

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Vladimir's gate I'm gonna give you a little something

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here because perception wise you wouldn't know

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much but since you know this layer I'll say that

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you know that once you cut around the corner

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here is your way back to a blood pool and to

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some torture chambers so you've got kind of a

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idea of where to go but you there's there's other

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work going on here because you can tell that

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the usual blood fueled power that's working through

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this place isn't quite pulsing quite as good.

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So with your perception check, I'll say you're

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noticing that your blood magic is not flowing

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as strong through this place. So you know that

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your blood pool is to the north of where you're

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at and to the south is kind of this broken path

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that you know is ran through magic. So what would

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you like to do? I don't really know what to do.

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Vladimir's next to me. What's he thinking? What's

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Vladimir thinking? You got nothing? What are

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you, Vladimir? Are you strong enough to break

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these freaking doors? I doubt it. You know we

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can hear you, right? You talk these fools into

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letting us out so we can freaking do something

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about this? Is this charisma any good? Probably

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not. No. Okay, so with you guys not having any

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idea of what to do... uh you see this little

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um i don't know what you call him uh just kind

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of a smaller like he's running with no armor

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and he comes running around the corner and he

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goes guys guys okay guys i know we're holy and

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all and so i'm here to help uh tell you what

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to do the lord sent me with instructions and

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he kind of whispers to this guy's uh ear so vladimir

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and vera give me a perception check to try and

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listen in to what this guy is like five Yes.

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Yes. It's been a while. Shit. It's been a while.

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High five. Wow. Yeah, you guys don't hear what

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he says. So he whispers some stuff into this

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guy's ear and he kind of nods and does this holy...

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Can you read his lips? No. He does this holy

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salute thing and turns around and Vera, he opens

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your gate and he starts to yank you out of this

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cage. Are you going to do anything or are you

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just going to let him yank you out? I say, what

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the fuck are you doing? I'm taking you to the

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first test and he starts dragging you north give

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me a Constitution save as he drags you past this

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blood pool a constitution say yeah Not one not

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one Wow so this blood pool you go dragging by

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this blood pool, and you feel this like over

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overpowering need to drink that blood and uh

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with your body needing it so badly this dude

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just yanks you away from it and you're like like

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start having like this almost mini seizure because

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you've been denied this blood so within that

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one you're not able to fight what he's about

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to do to you um so he drags you around this corner

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and uh do i still have my dagger on me no you

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don't uh so he drags you around this corner and

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you're noticing other other vampires of yours

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that kind of just uh Wait, no, sorry. You're

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seeing normal people inside of cages that were

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people that were starting to turn to vampires.

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But ahead of you, you see a much stronger, bigger

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warrior kind of standing there proud, and she's

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got this vampire familiar strapped to this table,

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and it's just stretching him, and she's like

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cranking it more and more, and he's just screaming.

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There's a dude on the ground that's just ripped

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in half already, another vampire. And she goes,

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are you going to give us... instructions of how

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to shut down this infernal place and he's like

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no I'm not gonna do it and then you just see

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her crank it again he just rips in half and she

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kind of folds his body off turns around and she

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goes bring her forward me you think I know how

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to shut down this place I don't know what the

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fuck goes around around here so I should go ahead

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and rip you in half now throws you onto this

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table and you see the guard kind that brought

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you walk away so she kind of throws you down

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she says I'm gonna strap you into this I can

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tell that you're weak from not drinking blood

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so you're gonna give me the instructions on how

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to shut down this inferno place I couldn't if

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you give me a chance but it looks like you're

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about to rip me in half so this Kelly give me

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a history check already about to be ripped in

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half and to do a history check Seven plus two.

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Nine. So all you really remember, because you

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haven't been fully ran through this place. You're

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not like high level super wizard. Super vampire.

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Yeah, super vampire. So all you really can remember

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is that this place is powered through blood.

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Yeah, all I know right now is I'm thirsty. All

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you know is you're thirsty. All right, let's

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give it a crank. And she does one big crank.

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Give me a constitution save. She starts cranking

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you. Cranking you off. 16. Okay, you save from

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the damage that your body kind of like... It

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just feels like some bones popping a little bit.

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I mean, I'm a vampire. She goes, okay, so are

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you going to tell me any instructions on how

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to shut down this place? Because all you scream

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so far is that you're thirsty. I wrote a history

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check. What did that do? It told you that this

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place is powered through blood magic. And that's

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all you got. Because you didn't get a very high

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history check. Okay, okay, okay. First off, the

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way my brain works is I need to have a drink

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of that blood so I can get my brain working,

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so I can unlock my memories, so I can tell you.

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Okay, roll me persuasion check. Persuasion? Yeah.

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With advantage? No. Seven? Seven? She goes, no,

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no, no, no. That's not how vampires work. Listen,

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we've killed so many of you. How do you know

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how I work? Your memories don't work through

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blood. You're just weak because you haven't had

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blood. Your memories are fine. I'm too weak to

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think. You're going to get one more chance to

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tell me what you know and how this place is ran

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and how to shut it down. What can you tell me?

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Anything? Or do I need to rip you in half? I

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can tell you to go get my partner and he'll tell

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you. Oh, my God. Okay, so she goes, you know

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what? I will. I will go get him so he can watch

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you be ripped in half. Okay. Yeah, so you could

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have just told her that there was power through

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blood. Why? You want to get ripped in half? That's

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fine. She's not going to let me have any then.

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All right, Duke. Or Duke. Shit. Carrion Cross,

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we're going to go to you as they go to gather

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the other ones. So the same thing kind of happens

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with this guard outside of yours. Carrion Cross.

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You look outside this gate and this little shriveled

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guy just kind of comes running up and he tells

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whispers in his ear. Do you want to try to listen

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to what he's whispering in his ear? Yes. Okay,

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roll me perception. Six. You don't hear what

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he says. So the guard kind of stomps and does

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the whole like, yes, and holy shit, and turns

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around and unlocks your gate and starts to drag

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you. Anything you want to do on this dragging?

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You know, by doing this fucking neck. Okay, so

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you're going to try to do the bite. How does

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it work? Let me hear it. I'll have to see. Let's

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see. I forgot I could bite. I'm a vampire. You

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make a melee attack that involves using your

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body to deal the falling effects. Make an attack

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roll against the creature. On hit, you deal one

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damage plus strength plus any damage. So it's

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just an attack roll, really? Mm -hmm. Yeah, and

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then they're grappled after that. I guess okay.

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Yeah, go for it. Make it a make it a fight effect

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No modifier girl 13 13 to hit these guys You

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hit all right? That is 2d 6, okay? 6 4 so 10

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damage Okay, so you sink your teeth into this

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dude as he starts to drag you you reach up and

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just like full -blown deep fang his throat and

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He's like And you just begin to drink and drink

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until he falls to the ground So one man is not

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vanquished through your bite. Do you get anything

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special if you kill them with a bite? Just reading

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more It is a once per day action to do that,

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right? Yeah. Okay. Well it worked because you

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killed the guard taking you immediately so Let's

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see, I mean he could try to escape well each

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turn, but he has to make it. Oh, well, never

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mind Drink his stuff. Yeah, he's drinking drinking.

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He's dead Yeah, it says I'm a full health. I

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don't think it any life terrain matters He's

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dead as he kind of just drops to the ground as

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this dude. What would you like to do to your?

00:15:10.629 --> 00:15:13.610
West you can see the guard standing outside of

00:15:13.610 --> 00:15:17.330
Vladimir tootin's cage and you heard Vera screaming

00:15:17.330 --> 00:15:19.889
from down there to be let out so you know that

00:15:19.889 --> 00:15:22.590
they are that direction North is the blood pool

00:15:22.590 --> 00:15:25.230
and the blacksmiths area. So what would you like

00:15:25.230 --> 00:15:29.610
to do? Hmm And that was not a guard still next

00:15:29.610 --> 00:15:32.169
to where I was not that you can see there's no

00:15:32.169 --> 00:15:34.690
guards like Visible only the one visible is the

00:15:34.690 --> 00:15:36.549
one standing to your west in front of Vladimir

00:15:36.549 --> 00:15:41.190
tootin's I'm guessing I'm not so foggy of mind

00:15:41.190 --> 00:15:44.139
now Yeah. After sucking a guy dry. You drink

00:15:44.139 --> 00:15:45.840
that new dry, you're clear -headed, you're ready

00:15:45.840 --> 00:15:49.000
to go. I'll just go after that one guard. One

00:15:49.000 --> 00:15:53.740
guard? Okay. What are you going to do here? Because

00:15:53.740 --> 00:15:57.379
you've used your action, so... I don't see him

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on the map at all. Who? Oh, there he is. I mean,

00:16:01.220 --> 00:16:04.799
how closely can I reach all the way to him? I

00:16:04.799 --> 00:16:07.460
didn't think about that. He is, no, he is like

00:16:07.460 --> 00:16:09.159
80 feet from you. Yeah, that's what I figured.

00:16:09.320 --> 00:16:13.870
Okay. And yeah, I'll just use my bonus action

00:16:13.870 --> 00:16:17.230
to summon my blood scythe. Oh, yeah. Okay, so

00:16:17.230 --> 00:16:19.970
you just... Your scythe kind of comes to form.

00:16:20.110 --> 00:16:21.509
Okay, so you're just going to hold out then right

00:16:21.509 --> 00:16:24.090
here? Yeah. Okay, then we'll go to Vladimir Tutin.

00:16:24.830 --> 00:16:27.549
So, this guard outside your cage, you see the

00:16:27.549 --> 00:16:29.950
other guard come around the corner. And he goes,

00:16:30.090 --> 00:16:34.210
uh... They want this one brought because they

00:16:34.210 --> 00:16:35.769
want to show an example of ripping this other

00:16:35.769 --> 00:16:37.470
one in half. She won't give any information,

00:16:37.690 --> 00:16:39.610
so let's bring him. Now, yank you out of this

00:16:39.610 --> 00:16:41.129
cage, these two guards, and start to drag you.

00:16:41.690 --> 00:16:43.490
Anything you want to do special before you get

00:16:43.490 --> 00:16:46.330
dragged? Or do you want to get to Vera before

00:16:46.330 --> 00:16:47.870
you do something? How do you want to do this?

00:16:48.789 --> 00:16:51.389
What do you want to play out? They're dragging

00:16:51.389 --> 00:16:52.649
me towards him right now, aren't they? Towards

00:16:52.649 --> 00:16:55.250
her, where she's strapped into the stretchy,

00:16:55.289 --> 00:16:57.929
ripping half table. Because they want to... Because

00:16:57.929 --> 00:17:00.580
she said to bring her friend. to give you information

00:17:00.580 --> 00:17:03.659
and she said yes i'll bring him to watch him

00:17:03.659 --> 00:17:06.420
watch you get ripped in half so so if i make

00:17:06.420 --> 00:17:08.619
it down there then there's three people right

00:17:08.619 --> 00:17:11.799
yes there will be three yes yeah i think i'll

00:17:11.799 --> 00:17:16.180
just uh try to it these two guys up okay all

00:17:16.180 --> 00:17:17.599
right uh what are you gonna do just give me an

00:17:17.599 --> 00:17:20.519
attacker uh yeah i'll try to buy one of them

00:17:20.519 --> 00:17:28.660
okay give me a bite uh 18 plus two so we'll definitely

00:17:28.660 --> 00:17:32.349
buy one yes Bunch of vampires. Lighten it up.

00:17:33.589 --> 00:17:44.109
Not me, I'm dumb. Yep. Eight. Eight? Yep. Uh,

00:17:44.250 --> 00:17:46.950
yeah, you stick him and you're just, like, trying

00:17:46.950 --> 00:17:49.029
to get a good drink and he's like, oh, fuck,

00:17:49.089 --> 00:17:51.809
ouch. And he has, like, a little bit, he's hurting,

00:17:51.890 --> 00:17:53.549
you can tell he's shriveling, his knees are shaking,

00:17:53.670 --> 00:17:56.609
but, um, as you stick him, his guard next to

00:17:56.609 --> 00:17:58.549
him, he goes, oh, fuck, this would just, hey,

00:17:58.750 --> 00:18:01.119
hey, everybody! This one just bit this guy. He's

00:18:01.119 --> 00:18:04.099
fighting back. And you see the stronger woman

00:18:04.099 --> 00:18:06.339
that was torturing Vera come running around the

00:18:06.339 --> 00:18:07.839
corner and start to make her way towards you.

00:18:08.319 --> 00:18:14.299
So roll me initiative. All of you. Not me. Yes.

00:18:15.039 --> 00:18:18.720
All right, so what was the initiatives? We both

00:18:18.720 --> 00:18:21.339
had 10, but his was a higher base roll. Okay,

00:18:21.359 --> 00:18:31.799
so... I had 18. 10. Vera is an 18. Okay. Let

00:18:31.799 --> 00:18:37.559
me roll for these foods. Okay. That's a 10. There's

00:18:37.559 --> 00:18:39.180
no initiative bonus, so I'm assuming you got

00:18:39.180 --> 00:18:43.960
to go for it. That is 14 for the second. And

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then the big one gets an 8 plus 3. So, okay.

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Start to the sitcom back. Vera Van Sickle, you

00:18:53.460 --> 00:18:55.309
are up first. I am strapped into this. You are

00:18:55.309 --> 00:18:57.329
strapped to a table. You can do a strength or

00:18:57.329 --> 00:19:00.549
a dexterity check to try and break out or wiggle

00:19:00.549 --> 00:19:04.390
out. I will definitely do that. They're like

00:19:04.390 --> 00:19:06.630
leather belt straps holding you in all bloody.

00:19:06.890 --> 00:19:09.170
Four. Your wrists hurt and you're crying. Four?

00:19:09.309 --> 00:19:12.069
Four dexterity. You failed fucking bad. You wiggle

00:19:12.069 --> 00:19:16.130
so fucking hard and they feel tighter. That was

00:19:16.130 --> 00:19:19.609
your turn. It's the warrior that you bit. The

00:19:19.609 --> 00:19:21.789
guard that you bit. It's his turn, so he's going

00:19:21.789 --> 00:19:26.160
to make... Warrior has advantage on an attack

00:19:26.160 --> 00:19:28.059
roll against a creature if at least one of the

00:19:28.059 --> 00:19:30.880
warrior allies is within five feet So he's gonna

00:19:30.880 --> 00:19:33.380
pull out his uh, he's got a spear I guess so

00:19:33.380 --> 00:19:37.559
a spear and shield if he's carrying Is a 16 plus

00:19:37.559 --> 00:19:45.119
3 gonna hit yes It is six no that's five damage

00:19:45.119 --> 00:19:52.960
to you But that's all he gets so This chick,

00:19:53.000 --> 00:19:56.359
it's the big ballast's turn, the veteran. But

00:19:56.359 --> 00:20:00.279
she's got to use all of her movement speed to

00:20:00.279 --> 00:20:03.900
get right behind the guards that were there fighting

00:20:03.900 --> 00:20:06.779
you. So that was her turn. Carrion Cross, not

00:20:06.779 --> 00:20:08.980
the wrestler. Your turn. Not the wrestler, the

00:20:08.980 --> 00:20:12.380
vampire. Let's clarify. Yes. You are, let me

00:20:12.380 --> 00:20:16.000
see exactly how far you are from them. So you're

00:20:16.000 --> 00:20:21.049
about there. Jeez Louise. Yeah, you're about

00:20:21.049 --> 00:20:27.410
80 feet fuck a duck so big old vampire land Let's

00:20:27.410 --> 00:20:33.269
see have any vampire effects Like running yeah,

00:20:33.369 --> 00:20:36.390
like can I run on the ceiling or do some crazy

00:20:36.390 --> 00:20:42.710
shit? Nope, I just like people okay Well fuck

00:20:42.710 --> 00:20:46.430
I guess I'm gonna use Dash in my normal movements

00:20:46.430 --> 00:20:48.609
for you to all the one get the whole shebang

00:20:49.319 --> 00:20:58.099
Alright, so let's say that's about 60 feet. So

00:20:58.099 --> 00:21:00.640
yeah, you run past the main entrance to your

00:21:00.640 --> 00:21:02.440
lair, and you look down to the south, and you

00:21:02.440 --> 00:21:04.940
see that that area is clear, the entrance area.

00:21:05.339 --> 00:21:07.640
There are two dead bodies slaughtered on the

00:21:07.640 --> 00:21:12.480
ground, vampire bodies, but you are about 30

00:21:12.480 --> 00:21:16.200
feet from them now. You see the two guards, and

00:21:16.200 --> 00:21:19.150
you see Vladimir Tutin. and a veteran warrior

00:21:19.150 --> 00:21:23.470
behind them. All right. That's it, right? I don't

00:21:23.470 --> 00:21:25.490
know if you got any long -range stuff. I had

00:21:25.490 --> 00:21:29.130
to use all my movement bonus. Let's see. I might

00:21:29.130 --> 00:21:34.210
have something. Let's see. I don't know how many

00:21:34.210 --> 00:21:37.789
turns it'll last. Do you have spells? Yes. Are

00:21:37.789 --> 00:21:40.569
you a warlord? Yes. Okay. I'm still not in range

00:21:40.569 --> 00:21:42.569
for them. I'm 30 foot away. All right. So, yeah,

00:21:42.609 --> 00:21:44.970
you're 30 foot. Your spells, you're not in range

00:21:44.970 --> 00:21:49.339
for your spells? Well, that was my action and

00:21:49.339 --> 00:21:53.119
bonus action. Oh shit, that was. Well, it was

00:21:53.119 --> 00:21:56.319
your action because Dash is just an action in

00:21:56.319 --> 00:21:58.279
Dash, so you still have your bonus action. I

00:21:58.279 --> 00:22:01.539
don't know if there's anything you can do. But

00:22:01.539 --> 00:22:05.539
yeah, I think Dash is just one action. Well,

00:22:05.579 --> 00:22:09.240
that means I couldn't use Mage Armor. Because

00:22:09.240 --> 00:22:13.119
it's an action. Oh. Did you use it? I tried.

00:22:14.279 --> 00:22:16.119
Bucket. You used Mage Armory and you dashed.

00:22:16.119 --> 00:22:18.400
That's your turn. Okay. We'll go with that. All

00:22:18.400 --> 00:22:21.180
right. Vitamir Tootin, it is your turn. You got

00:22:21.180 --> 00:22:26.339
a bit guard, another guard next to him, and then

00:22:26.339 --> 00:22:29.220
the veteran behind him. I think I'm going to

00:22:29.220 --> 00:22:30.819
try to take out the guy I already bit. You do

00:22:30.819 --> 00:22:33.220
not have your weapons. So you have your bite,

00:22:33.400 --> 00:22:36.019
but you are unarmed attacks. But yeah, you don't

00:22:36.019 --> 00:22:38.869
have your weapons on you. Well, shit. I'm really

00:22:38.869 --> 00:22:41.410
the only person with a weapon. Yeah, as I say,

00:22:41.529 --> 00:22:45.430
carrying is a summon reaper, right? Well, I'm

00:22:45.430 --> 00:22:47.150
still going to attack the dude that's already

00:22:47.150 --> 00:22:48.970
weak. Okay, yeah, you can do a bite, which I

00:22:48.970 --> 00:22:51.109
think is 1d4 plus strength. So you're going to

00:22:51.109 --> 00:22:52.990
bite the one that's weak? Yeah. Okay, give me

00:22:52.990 --> 00:23:03.250
an attack roll, d20. 6 plus 2, so 8. Nope, that

00:23:03.250 --> 00:23:07.549
won't do it. Well, fuck. All right. Let's see.

00:23:08.089 --> 00:23:11.670
Okay, it's the other warrior's turn. Let's see

00:23:11.670 --> 00:23:15.710
what he's got here. Okay, he's going to take

00:23:15.710 --> 00:23:18.029
a spear attack as you as well, Vladimir Tutin.

00:23:18.150 --> 00:23:21.329
Oh, great. Yeah, he missed. Hell yeah. He missed,

00:23:21.430 --> 00:23:25.329
for sure. Let's see then. Next up, Vera, your

00:23:25.329 --> 00:23:27.369
turn. You're still strapped to the table. Yeah,

00:23:27.490 --> 00:23:29.690
I've got to try and get free again. You're going

00:23:29.690 --> 00:23:35.470
to do another dexterity check? Yeah. Fifteen.

00:23:36.539 --> 00:23:40.599
Yes, I'll say you're able to wiggle out. Slither.

00:23:40.680 --> 00:23:47.079
Slither out of that thing. You saw her run. Back

00:23:47.079 --> 00:23:50.839
the way you came, so... What? Hold on, my map

00:23:50.839 --> 00:23:53.579
won't come up. I'm going to have to reload it.

00:23:55.900 --> 00:24:01.200
It keeps telling me it has problems. They are

00:24:01.200 --> 00:24:06.160
about 40 feet from you. 50 feet from you. From

00:24:06.160 --> 00:24:10.480
where you're at. How close is the blood? Oh,

00:24:10.480 --> 00:24:17.640
the blood pool? It is about 25 feet. So I'm going

00:24:17.640 --> 00:24:20.140
to go slurp up some blood pool. Okay, slurp up

00:24:20.140 --> 00:24:23.539
some blood pool. You drink the blood and you

00:24:23.539 --> 00:24:25.980
are back to normal. You're feeling good and fueled.

00:24:26.259 --> 00:24:27.700
You're not thirsty. Yeah, you're not thirsty.

00:24:27.880 --> 00:24:30.019
You're not going to get weak. I think that's

00:24:30.019 --> 00:24:31.920
more what it is. If you don't drink, then a thing's

00:24:31.920 --> 00:24:34.180
happening. So yeah, you're good. What would you

00:24:34.180 --> 00:24:36.200
like to do? You see a veteran in front of you

00:24:36.200 --> 00:24:38.720
with two guards and Vladimir Tutin on the other

00:24:38.720 --> 00:24:43.259
side. How much further can I move? How much movement

00:24:43.259 --> 00:24:45.400
speed do you have? Five feet left. So you can't

00:24:45.400 --> 00:24:49.940
get close enough yet. They are still about 20

00:24:49.940 --> 00:24:55.059
feet, 15 feet from you. Then I guess I'm just

00:24:55.059 --> 00:25:01.059
going to wait it out. Waiting it out. Make sure

00:25:01.059 --> 00:25:05.359
I'm safe. The warrior that you had took a chunk

00:25:05.359 --> 00:25:10.579
out of his neck. He fails. You're lucky. You're

00:25:10.579 --> 00:25:13.359
lucky. It's the veteran's turn, and she can't

00:25:13.359 --> 00:25:15.799
even make it to you, so she turns around, and

00:25:15.799 --> 00:25:19.380
she goes, you bitch! Get back in your table!

00:25:19.559 --> 00:25:21.259
And she's going to make an attack roll at you,

00:25:21.319 --> 00:25:29.359
Vera. Too bad. Let's see here. Ten plus five?

00:25:30.079 --> 00:25:40.089
Yep. Four. Plus two. Six damage. Six what kind

00:25:40.089 --> 00:25:44.650
of damage? Slashing. Rude. Slicing. Bitch slapping.

00:25:44.869 --> 00:25:48.690
Yes, bitch slapping damage. Carrying cross. Yes.

00:25:48.910 --> 00:25:51.289
Your turn. Not the wrestler. Not the wrestler.

00:25:51.410 --> 00:25:54.470
Not the wrestler, guys. Vampires. We're vampires.

00:25:54.990 --> 00:26:06.109
You're about, let's see, 35? Let's see if it's

00:26:06.109 --> 00:26:09.930
30 foot then I Guess it don't matter. I'm still

00:26:09.930 --> 00:26:12.250
gonna go about 30 foot movement. Okay 30 foot

00:26:12.250 --> 00:26:14.750
to them Yes, okay You're right up next to the

00:26:14.750 --> 00:26:16.369
guard that has a chunk out of his neck and he's

00:26:16.369 --> 00:26:19.170
shaking need You're seeing the chaos in my insight

00:26:19.170 --> 00:26:21.829
swinging distance. Oh, yeah, they're like exactly

00:26:21.829 --> 00:26:25.750
that much from you. So lovely I'll be doing that

00:26:26.039 --> 00:26:28.359
Scythe swinging distance. We'll try to reap him.

00:26:29.420 --> 00:26:33.400
He has a form that he can summon. That is a 15

00:26:33.400 --> 00:26:42.400
hit. Yes. Let's see. 2d4 plus 3. 3. 3. So 6 plus

00:26:42.400 --> 00:26:47.640
9 to his fucking neck. Yeah, he's dead. To his

00:26:47.640 --> 00:26:50.359
neck. It's that little bite mark. You just take

00:26:50.359 --> 00:26:53.279
it right through with the old scythe and he drops.

00:26:53.539 --> 00:26:57.559
I think we know who the alpha is. So, yeah, a

00:26:57.559 --> 00:26:59.380
bloody pile just kind of leaks. I didn't think

00:26:59.380 --> 00:27:01.319
the sights would be this convenient this early

00:27:01.319 --> 00:27:03.859
on. The blood just kind of leaks out of you onto

00:27:03.859 --> 00:27:05.279
the floor into your feet. You're just kind of

00:27:05.279 --> 00:27:07.680
stepping in it and ready to keep going. Very

00:27:07.680 --> 00:27:10.079
nice. All right. Vladimir Tootin, your turn.

00:27:10.339 --> 00:27:12.759
Your friend, a fellow vampire, just comes out

00:27:12.759 --> 00:27:15.059
of nowhere and decapitated that man. That holy

00:27:15.059 --> 00:27:17.500
piece of shit. So now we've got the other one

00:27:17.500 --> 00:27:19.160
standing there. Now there's another guard and

00:27:19.160 --> 00:27:20.900
then the veteran behind that's going toward this

00:27:20.900 --> 00:27:25.380
fighting bear. I think I'm going to go for the

00:27:25.380 --> 00:27:28.940
other guy, not the veteran. The guard still in

00:27:28.940 --> 00:27:31.259
front of you? Yeah. You're going to go for the

00:27:31.259 --> 00:27:34.160
bite? Yeah, I don't have anything. That's okay.

00:27:34.400 --> 00:27:36.380
So that would probably be my best option. For

00:27:36.380 --> 00:27:43.400
the veteran. Yeah, that was a two. No, that does

00:27:43.400 --> 00:27:47.039
not hit. Some things never change. All right,

00:27:47.180 --> 00:27:51.380
infantry. He sees you kind of just like decapitate

00:27:51.380 --> 00:27:55.319
his friend. He's like oh shit Holy Lord protect

00:27:55.319 --> 00:27:58.140
us and he starts to take a spear swing at you

00:27:58.140 --> 00:28:02.180
carrying cross He misses ah they're doing bad.

00:28:02.299 --> 00:28:05.099
That's a four. That was a real bad one Four with

00:28:05.099 --> 00:28:11.819
his pluses still misses okay Vera your turn got

00:28:11.819 --> 00:28:15.319
the veteran piece of shit in front of you. I'm

00:28:15.319 --> 00:28:17.960
going to Dagger her throat you don't have your

00:28:17.960 --> 00:28:21.359
daggers yet. Oh, no, you've got whatever I get

00:28:21.359 --> 00:28:25.640
a vampire abilities give you so bite Not even

00:28:25.640 --> 00:28:30.279
thirsty anymore and Bite with intent it says

00:28:30.279 --> 00:28:34.140
you have that as well. It's a 2d 2d 6 plus 2

00:28:34.140 --> 00:28:37.160
So I'm going to bite in with with intent. Okay

00:28:37.160 --> 00:28:42.200
her neck out fight with intent roll It's once

00:28:42.200 --> 00:28:48.940
per day as well 14 14? Yeah. That won't hit.

00:28:49.099 --> 00:28:53.220
She's got armor. She's got armor. Can't use it

00:28:53.220 --> 00:28:55.000
anymore. Can't use that one again. Yeah, well,

00:28:55.059 --> 00:28:56.960
he got us a normal bite now, so we'll go on to...

00:28:56.960 --> 00:28:59.140
Lift it. Next turn. Hey, it was a good try. It

00:28:59.140 --> 00:29:03.299
was good to hurt her. But it's her turn. So...

00:29:03.299 --> 00:29:05.920
And your bite does nothing. Do I still get my

00:29:05.920 --> 00:29:09.559
disengage, like back away from me or anything?

00:29:10.299 --> 00:29:12.079
Yeah, if you're a rogue, you still have that

00:29:12.079 --> 00:29:14.640
stuff. Okay. I think. Your bonus action disengage?

00:29:14.859 --> 00:29:17.140
So I bit her, it didn't work out, I'm going to

00:29:17.140 --> 00:29:19.200
get the fuck away from her. Okay, yeah, you can

00:29:19.200 --> 00:29:20.900
do that. So you're going to use bonus action

00:29:20.900 --> 00:29:22.900
disengage and move full movement speed away?

00:29:23.119 --> 00:29:28.859
Yeah. Okay. The classic. Kill me. Whiff it and

00:29:28.859 --> 00:29:32.059
run. Whiff it and run. Only she had an invisibility

00:29:32.059 --> 00:29:34.549
cloak. That's what I've been thinking. All right,

00:29:34.589 --> 00:29:36.430
well, you got away from the safety of being smacked

00:29:36.430 --> 00:29:38.630
by that bitch. Yeah, she was gonna slice me again.

00:29:38.769 --> 00:29:40.690
Yeah, she was. She sees you run away, and she

00:29:40.690 --> 00:29:44.170
pulls out this heavy crossbow from her bag. Bitch!

00:29:44.970 --> 00:29:51.269
Pulls a bolt back. Seven plus three. Surely you

00:29:51.269 --> 00:29:53.430
survived that. Surely you survived that. All

00:29:53.430 --> 00:29:55.529
right, yeah, this bolt just goes... It misses,

00:29:55.670 --> 00:29:57.650
yeah. Sticks into the wall next to you, and she

00:29:57.650 --> 00:30:01.670
goes, you won't escape me. Carry and cross. Your

00:30:01.670 --> 00:30:06.759
turn. Stealer crossbow. He's got a body in front

00:30:06.759 --> 00:30:09.740
of him and another guard. How far am I from the

00:30:09.740 --> 00:30:14.000
veteran? You can kind of see her around the corner,

00:30:14.180 --> 00:30:22.940
but you are 18 feet, exactly. Definitely within

00:30:22.940 --> 00:30:26.539
range. I'm going to cast Hold Person. Oh, boy.

00:30:26.880 --> 00:30:30.559
Oh, boy. A human who's being hunted by a vampire

00:30:30.559 --> 00:30:32.940
is the worst nightmare. What do I got to do?

00:30:32.960 --> 00:30:34.980
I got to make a save, don't I? You have to make

00:30:34.980 --> 00:30:37.500
the save. Choose a humanoid within range. The

00:30:37.500 --> 00:30:39.940
target must succeed. Wisdom saving throw of 13.

00:30:40.779 --> 00:30:43.900
I figured she didn't have good wisdom. Or have

00:30:43.900 --> 00:30:45.880
the paralyzed condition for the duration. At

00:30:45.880 --> 00:30:48.720
the end of each turn, the target repeats the

00:30:48.720 --> 00:30:51.819
save, ending the spell on its success. Okay.

00:30:52.000 --> 00:30:57.259
I'm going to make me a wisdom save. 15. Wow.

00:30:57.819 --> 00:31:01.589
Okay. She has bad wisdom, so you did figure right.

00:31:02.349 --> 00:31:05.269
Alright, is that it? Yep. Okay, Vladimir Tutin.

00:31:06.670 --> 00:31:08.990
Still got the guard in front of me. Bite, bite.

00:31:09.430 --> 00:31:13.609
Yep, we're going to bite this motherfucker. Bite

00:31:13.609 --> 00:31:20.349
this motherfucker. Alright, so... 16. Yes, that

00:31:20.349 --> 00:31:25.029
one will hit him. That's 1d4, correct? Yes. 4

00:31:25.029 --> 00:31:30.069
damage. Plus your strength. Oh, shit, so... Six.

00:31:30.910 --> 00:31:34.170
Oh. Six damage. The modifier? Oh, it's six total?

00:31:34.309 --> 00:31:35.950
Okay. Yeah. I thought you were saying plus six.

00:31:36.029 --> 00:31:38.750
No, no, plus two. So six total damage. Yeah,

00:31:38.769 --> 00:31:40.430
you give him a good bite, take a chunk out of

00:31:40.430 --> 00:31:42.349
him, he's like, fuck, I won't go down like my

00:31:42.349 --> 00:31:46.230
brother. He pulls up his spear to try to shank

00:31:46.230 --> 00:31:51.970
you. That's a freaking 19 plus, yeah. Well, that

00:31:51.970 --> 00:31:54.450
sucks. That one hits. Alright, let me see his

00:31:54.450 --> 00:32:01.299
damage. That sucks. Big time. Two plus... His

00:32:01.299 --> 00:32:06.539
is one, so three damage. He sticks you in the

00:32:06.539 --> 00:32:09.700
shoulder with a spear. Yeah, I don't know if

00:32:09.700 --> 00:32:13.920
my level ones cost a pack slot or not. They might

00:32:13.920 --> 00:32:15.940
not. Because they don't say cast, they say at

00:32:15.940 --> 00:32:19.460
will next to it. Like my cantors do. Well, they

00:32:19.460 --> 00:32:22.220
are like class specific through the entrance.

00:32:22.220 --> 00:32:25.039
They probably are like that. They're not super

00:32:25.039 --> 00:32:28.160
helpful. I mean the armor is but it lasts for

00:32:28.160 --> 00:32:30.380
eight hours. So you just pop it beforehand. Okay,

00:32:30.480 --> 00:32:37.480
Vera your turn My turn you're going to dash forward

00:32:37.480 --> 00:32:41.259
You're gonna walk you're gonna do your normal

00:32:41.259 --> 00:32:45.279
move forward or you're going to dash yes I have

00:32:45.279 --> 00:32:47.539
enough movement speed to get there. I know but

00:32:47.539 --> 00:32:49.519
I need to be fast and quick for this I'm gonna

00:32:49.519 --> 00:32:51.420
try and slide a hand that crossbow out of her

00:32:52.220 --> 00:32:55.880
That's just gives you more running distance I'm

00:32:55.880 --> 00:33:12.240
gonna try and slide a hand the arrow the crossbow

00:33:12.240 --> 00:33:23.470
and arrow Yeah, I guess. Get shot in the face.

00:33:24.849 --> 00:33:32.769
Should be an opposed guess. Eleven. So you got

00:33:32.769 --> 00:33:36.410
an eight. Or would it be stealth? No, sleight

00:33:36.410 --> 00:33:38.230
of hand? No, it wouldn't. Because I'm not being

00:33:38.230 --> 00:33:40.329
sneaky. I got eight plus one, so you win that.

00:33:40.869 --> 00:33:43.470
Yes. I guess. Yeah, so you come running in and

00:33:43.470 --> 00:33:45.650
you just kind of under her and yank the crossbow

00:33:45.650 --> 00:33:47.430
between her legs or something and yank it out

00:33:47.430 --> 00:33:49.430
from under her. Yeah. Yeah, you took her big

00:33:49.430 --> 00:33:52.519
heavy crossbow. yeah you can barely use i don't

00:33:52.519 --> 00:33:54.839
care i know that's fine you did you did what

00:33:54.839 --> 00:33:58.400
you did so so okay so how much movement speed

00:33:58.400 --> 00:34:02.940
i have left but i dashed that's what i meant

00:34:02.940 --> 00:34:06.720
i was trying to get there quicker i guess that

00:34:06.720 --> 00:34:08.639
doesn't matter it doesn't matter it doesn't matter

00:34:08.639 --> 00:34:12.219
that's just doubles your movement speed like

00:34:12.219 --> 00:34:14.320
you get 60 feet instead of 30. that's what i

00:34:14.320 --> 00:34:16.579
mean because you're doing that that's your action

00:34:16.579 --> 00:34:20.550
you're okay i was gonna dash to her Slide a hand

00:34:20.550 --> 00:34:22.650
it out of her hand. That's why I kept asking

00:34:22.650 --> 00:34:24.849
you over and over, are you using dash to double?

00:34:24.929 --> 00:34:26.230
And you were like, no, I'm just trying to move

00:34:26.230 --> 00:34:28.949
fast. So what I'm meaning, do you use dash? Well,

00:34:28.969 --> 00:34:30.949
because you said I had plenty of movement speed

00:34:30.949 --> 00:34:33.889
to get there, so I was like, okay. Okay, so you're

00:34:33.889 --> 00:34:36.750
using dash to run to her, try to take the thing.

00:34:36.750 --> 00:34:38.630
Slide a hand it from her. And then use your base

00:34:38.630 --> 00:34:41.690
movement. And then run back, okay. My run back

00:34:41.690 --> 00:34:44.409
is, no, no, no, no. You just did it 180. I'm

00:34:44.409 --> 00:34:47.469
not running back, I'm running to... Us, I guess.

00:34:49.679 --> 00:34:52.480
Okay, I'm going to give him the weapon. Okay,

00:34:52.559 --> 00:34:55.719
so you run you get you get around her Okay, you're

00:34:55.719 --> 00:34:58.260
stuck in a hallway with it to Ryan. I'm giving

00:34:58.260 --> 00:35:00.519
it to Vladimir tootin Okay, so you're stuck in

00:35:00.519 --> 00:35:02.159
a hallway now after you get past this better

00:35:02.159 --> 00:35:04.860
really to there's a guard and a dead body and

00:35:04.860 --> 00:35:06.960
Vladimir and carry on and the veteran behind

00:35:06.960 --> 00:35:12.579
you so You can't really get to them because there's

00:35:12.579 --> 00:35:17.880
bodies and a man blocking the doorway so You're

00:35:17.880 --> 00:35:19.400
kind of just in this hallway and there's like

00:35:19.400 --> 00:35:21.980
two guards and then on the other side of them

00:35:21.980 --> 00:35:23.659
is Vladimir and Kurian. You gonna like throw

00:35:23.659 --> 00:35:26.920
the crossbow over him or? Yeah. Okay. I'll say,

00:35:26.980 --> 00:35:29.840
yo, Vladimir, catch this bitch! Yeah, so you're,

00:35:29.840 --> 00:35:32.360
um, I'm gonna say you'll just toss the crossbow,

00:35:32.420 --> 00:35:35.000
but it's a matter of if you're wanting to equip

00:35:35.000 --> 00:35:36.679
the crossbow, that'll take an action and stuff

00:35:36.679 --> 00:35:39.179
next turn, so. It doesn't matter. I'm giving

00:35:39.179 --> 00:35:42.280
you a weapon. Would it if he caught it? Caught

00:35:42.280 --> 00:35:44.730
it, equipped. Okay, give me dexterity. i mean

00:35:44.730 --> 00:35:46.789
i would say if it's caught in hand that would

00:35:46.789 --> 00:35:51.710
be equipping through air 14. uh yeah i'll say

00:35:51.710 --> 00:35:53.969
you catch that thing you got a little crossbow

00:35:53.969 --> 00:35:55.389
i forgot you guys weren't even having weapons

00:35:55.389 --> 00:35:59.150
i actually did this so that would be a crossbow

00:35:59.150 --> 00:36:01.429
light heavy crossbow heavy that's why i tossed

00:36:01.429 --> 00:36:02.969
it to someone else i can't use it i don't know

00:36:02.969 --> 00:36:04.909
if you can use it but you can use it you can

00:36:04.909 --> 00:36:13.780
use it better than i can so My bones were stretched

00:36:13.780 --> 00:36:15.679
out. I'm weak. It's like a strength roll just

00:36:15.679 --> 00:36:18.159
to draw it back. It's like, you failed. Ah, next

00:36:18.159 --> 00:36:21.539
turn. Well, we tried. Okay. At least she doesn't

00:36:21.539 --> 00:36:25.199
have it now. Alright, well, it's her turn. She's

00:36:25.199 --> 00:36:27.780
pissed. Yeah, you yank this crossbow from her

00:36:27.780 --> 00:36:29.659
and she's like, what the fuck? And she sees you

00:36:29.659 --> 00:36:31.780
just run around her and then back down this hallway

00:36:31.780 --> 00:36:33.380
and sees you stop because there's a bunch of

00:36:33.380 --> 00:36:35.039
guards guarding your way. And she's like, well,

00:36:35.139 --> 00:36:37.539
got you between a rock and a meat place and then

00:36:37.539 --> 00:36:42.539
comes swinging at you with her sword. She's not

00:36:42.539 --> 00:36:48.460
even gonna. That's a 15 plus 5. Oh. Yeah. That

00:36:48.460 --> 00:36:55.380
is a 5 plus 2 damage. 7. 7 slicing dice. 7 slicing

00:36:55.380 --> 00:36:58.440
damage. Slashing. This ain't no slicing dice.

00:36:58.579 --> 00:37:02.039
This is a slash. I dice when I slash. Alright,

00:37:02.139 --> 00:37:05.400
carrying cross. It is your turn. Alright. Got

00:37:05.400 --> 00:37:09.239
a body bleeding out on the ground. Man still

00:37:09.239 --> 00:37:12.210
standing. And a veteran. Question, will the blood

00:37:12.210 --> 00:37:17.889
pool heal us? From damage? It makes you stronger,

00:37:18.050 --> 00:37:19.510
but it just doesn't. It's more like a hunger

00:37:19.510 --> 00:37:21.250
than it is. It just keeps you from starving.

00:37:21.670 --> 00:37:23.590
It's like eating food. It doesn't really give

00:37:23.590 --> 00:37:25.650
you a bonus, but you don't die if you stop doing

00:37:25.650 --> 00:37:27.809
it. Well, you'll get weak if you don't. It's

00:37:27.809 --> 00:37:31.550
part of your vampire weakness. We don't eat food

00:37:31.550 --> 00:37:34.550
to get powers, but we'll die if we don't do it.

00:37:34.630 --> 00:37:37.110
So what ways do we have right now to gain health?

00:37:37.170 --> 00:37:41.110
Nothing? Yeah, it's scary. Rest. Yeah, short

00:37:41.110 --> 00:37:43.170
rests. But you also know there's enemies, so

00:37:43.170 --> 00:37:44.349
you have to find a safe place and do it. So,

00:37:44.349 --> 00:37:46.449
do you think you can handle that guard that you've

00:37:46.449 --> 00:37:50.489
been fucking up? Uh, well, it says I am proficient

00:37:50.489 --> 00:37:53.530
in this heavy crossbow, so. Hell yeah. You can

00:37:53.530 --> 00:37:55.389
probably bite him, too, as a normal fighter,

00:37:55.489 --> 00:37:57.130
so this is up close. If you're trying to move

00:37:57.130 --> 00:37:59.050
forward, you can, but Bear is blocking the hallway.

00:37:59.190 --> 00:38:02.849
Well, if I use a spell, I won't have an action,

00:38:02.929 --> 00:38:05.849
so I can't swing my scythe. So, that's why I

00:38:05.849 --> 00:38:09.420
was wondering. Let's see if I'm gonna do Mind

00:38:09.420 --> 00:38:13.920
Sliver or Toll of the Dead. Toll of the Dead's

00:38:13.920 --> 00:38:21.019
pretty safe. And it's Wisdom again. Yeah, why

00:38:21.019 --> 00:38:24.960
not? Toll of the Dead. Alright. You point at

00:38:24.960 --> 00:38:27.380
one creature you can see within range and a single

00:38:27.380 --> 00:38:30.769
chime... of a dollar a spell is audible within

00:38:30.769 --> 00:38:33.349
10 feet of the target. The target must succeed

00:38:33.349 --> 00:38:37.449
on a wisdom saving throw of 13 or take 1d8 necrotic

00:38:37.449 --> 00:38:40.769
damage. If the target is missing any of its hit

00:38:40.769 --> 00:38:43.750
points, it instead takes 1d12 necrotic damage.

00:38:43.989 --> 00:38:45.969
If it's missing any of its hit points? And it

00:38:45.969 --> 00:38:49.690
is. Okay. Oh, no, she's not. No, she's not. Then

00:38:49.690 --> 00:38:52.909
1d8. Okay. If she fails. Wisdom save tip? Yeah,

00:38:52.929 --> 00:39:01.369
of 13. That's quite gay. That is very gay. Alright,

00:39:01.590 --> 00:39:06.690
well, uh, yeah. I don't have much bonus action

00:39:06.690 --> 00:39:10.190
stuff I can do. I'll bite this motherfucker again.

00:39:11.610 --> 00:39:20.809
Chop, chop, chop. 16 again. Very good. Tutor.

00:39:21.449 --> 00:39:26.969
And that would be 7 damage. With the bite, is

00:39:26.969 --> 00:39:28.960
that what you said? Yeah. uh yeah so you sticking

00:39:28.960 --> 00:39:32.780
good with in the neck and it's like a good little

00:39:32.780 --> 00:39:34.679
slurpy straw and suck his blood out and he's

00:39:34.679 --> 00:39:36.900
dead to the ground all right and then a bonus

00:39:36.900 --> 00:39:43.980
section how far away is the veteran uh 15 feet

00:39:43.980 --> 00:39:46.880
but being you can't like get face to face because

00:39:46.880 --> 00:39:49.940
there's a bear in the way so oh kelly's you can

00:39:49.940 --> 00:39:51.940
do long range if you're wanting but you have

00:39:51.940 --> 00:39:53.699
a crossbow i gave you a crossbow you can put

00:39:53.699 --> 00:39:56.610
a uh curse on her, right? Is that a bonus action?

00:39:56.829 --> 00:39:59.449
Yeah, it's a bonus action. Yeah? Assuming that,

00:39:59.530 --> 00:40:04.309
how does it work? It's a bonus action. You curse

00:40:04.309 --> 00:40:09.269
a creature that you can see within 30 feet until

00:40:09.269 --> 00:40:10.929
the end of your next turn. For the duration,

00:40:11.010 --> 00:40:13.110
the creature has a disadvantage on strength and

00:40:13.110 --> 00:40:16.409
dexterity checks and takes 1d8 narcotic damage

00:40:16.409 --> 00:40:19.050
if it takes more than one attack on its turn.

00:40:20.329 --> 00:40:22.090
Or if it makes more than one attack on its turn.

00:40:22.170 --> 00:40:24.429
So if it makes more than one attack, it does...

00:40:24.429 --> 00:40:27.150
It takes 1d8 necrotic launch. Well, luckily they

00:40:27.150 --> 00:40:30.690
don't have multi -attack, but... You can if you

00:40:30.690 --> 00:40:33.489
want to do that. Yeah, her walking away doesn't

00:40:33.489 --> 00:40:34.869
make a recanted spell. She can't use any bonus

00:40:34.869 --> 00:40:37.550
action attack super. Yeah. If she has any. True.

00:40:37.750 --> 00:40:42.469
So, yeah. Blood Curse of Bloated Agony. On this

00:40:42.469 --> 00:40:45.590
motherfucker. Alright, so that's disadvantage

00:40:45.590 --> 00:40:49.329
on strength and... The curse slash moment. Dexterity,

00:40:49.349 --> 00:40:52.300
you said? The cursed creature can make a constitution

00:40:52.300 --> 00:40:55.840
saving throw of 12 at the end of each of its

00:40:55.840 --> 00:40:58.460
turns to the end of the curse. Okay. So what

00:40:58.460 --> 00:41:00.900
was it? A disadvantage on strength and dex? Mm

00:41:00.900 --> 00:41:03.619
-hmm. Okay. Strength and dex. Okay. All right.

00:41:03.619 --> 00:41:05.219
Well, yeah, she's cursed. I'm going to give her

00:41:05.219 --> 00:41:10.320
a little outline. That last little bit I just

00:41:10.320 --> 00:41:13.699
said is if I amplify it. Okay. She's got a little

00:41:13.699 --> 00:41:17.960
green curse ring around her now. All right, then.

00:41:18.360 --> 00:41:21.650
That was that. That is dead. Vera, your turn.

00:41:22.949 --> 00:41:25.989
The people behind you are dead now, so you are

00:41:25.989 --> 00:41:28.650
able to move if you want, or you can just keep

00:41:28.650 --> 00:41:30.050
walking away and attacking. You should probably

00:41:30.050 --> 00:41:32.969
move. I'm going to get the hell out of the way

00:41:32.969 --> 00:41:35.170
here and back up out of this her way. Since you

00:41:35.170 --> 00:41:38.750
have one hit point. Okay, you're just going to

00:41:38.750 --> 00:41:41.190
run back? Oh, I thought you had one. You're going

00:41:41.190 --> 00:41:45.309
to just run back? Yeah, they're both behind me.

00:41:45.369 --> 00:41:47.369
I can just run and get right behind them. Okay.

00:41:48.500 --> 00:41:51.619
Vladimir tootin and carrying cross right in front

00:41:51.619 --> 00:41:55.019
of me This is a learning lesson you start to

00:41:55.019 --> 00:41:56.820
run back and you get an opportunity attack. So

00:41:56.820 --> 00:42:01.380
if you didn't disengage Didn't disengage from

00:42:01.380 --> 00:42:03.300
what you didn't disengage from the woman. Thank

00:42:03.300 --> 00:42:06.340
you. You were then attacking. She just got cursed

00:42:06.340 --> 00:42:12.940
doesn't mean she can't So it's she missed luckily

00:42:12.940 --> 00:42:19.159
but yeah Yeah, but you're able to make your way

00:42:19.159 --> 00:42:25.260
away from good Cleave and it's her turn. She

00:42:25.260 --> 00:42:28.179
said you won't escape me She starts to run forward

00:42:28.179 --> 00:42:29.659
and sees the rest of you kind of stand there

00:42:29.659 --> 00:42:31.599
and she's a fuck Yeah takes a swing with you

00:42:31.599 --> 00:42:33.699
Vladimir cuz you're the closest to get to her

00:42:33.699 --> 00:42:38.019
prey. Just count on that one So she comes running

00:42:38.019 --> 00:42:40.260
in and like full intent pissed off at Vera sees

00:42:40.260 --> 00:42:42.239
the other vampires that have killed her man And

00:42:42.239 --> 00:42:44.039
she slips on the blood and falls on the ground.

00:42:44.199 --> 00:42:46.900
Yeah, so she loses her turn and she's prone for

00:42:48.029 --> 00:42:52.929
Next for this round so carrying your turn She's

00:42:52.929 --> 00:42:56.230
like wow like laying down in bodies and blood

00:42:56.230 --> 00:43:03.070
I'll get advantage No, but it makes you have

00:43:03.070 --> 00:43:06.090
Advantage to hit her because she's like prone

00:43:06.090 --> 00:43:07.949
on the ground kind of just like slipping in blood

00:43:07.949 --> 00:43:10.030
one of her bodies over Well, I'm gonna swing

00:43:10.030 --> 00:43:12.250
down at my scythe and stab her right in her t

00:43:12.250 --> 00:43:21.809
-tay You have advantage, yes. I probably still

00:43:21.809 --> 00:43:24.809
won't hit it. 14? I will not hit it. She's got

00:43:24.809 --> 00:43:29.269
15 AC. Alright, five -meter tootin'. Your turn.

00:43:29.829 --> 00:43:31.769
Toot on her. She's just writhing blood on the

00:43:31.769 --> 00:43:34.150
ground. She's like right in front of me? Yes,

00:43:34.170 --> 00:43:36.769
like on the ground right in front of you. So

00:43:36.769 --> 00:43:38.849
I can't, but I can shoot her with this crossbow?

00:43:39.010 --> 00:43:42.480
In the face? Yes. I mean, your bite would have

00:43:42.480 --> 00:43:43.980
advantage if you wanted to bite her. Yeah, I

00:43:43.980 --> 00:43:46.460
would say if you shoot a crossbow up close, it's

00:43:46.460 --> 00:43:48.400
actually disadvantage. But it'll even out. You'll

00:43:48.400 --> 00:43:50.539
just have a standard roll. Or you can bite her.

00:43:50.699 --> 00:43:52.500
That's advantage. I would say that close with

00:43:52.500 --> 00:43:54.480
a bow, it'll cancel out your advantage. I'll

00:43:54.480 --> 00:43:58.300
just bite her. Okay. Advantage bite. But she's

00:43:58.300 --> 00:44:00.559
poisoned. She's cursed. Cursed. Will that hurt

00:44:00.559 --> 00:44:02.920
you? It's his curse. No. Okay. It just makes

00:44:02.920 --> 00:44:04.780
her strength index. Oh, well, that's fucking

00:44:04.780 --> 00:44:07.340
that you have advantage not 20. Yeah. Oh, okay.

00:44:07.420 --> 00:44:12.719
Awesome. Yeah Double damage bite so 1d4 roll

00:44:12.719 --> 00:44:19.480
it twice. Yeah, of course it's a 2 And a 6 and

00:44:19.480 --> 00:44:24.400
then plus your strength and then 10 10 so 10

00:44:24.400 --> 00:44:28.570
total Good bite, as this bitch is like, laying

00:44:28.570 --> 00:44:31.429
on the ground, slipping in blood. One of you

00:44:31.429 --> 00:44:33.150
reached out and just take a chunk out of her,

00:44:33.170 --> 00:44:36.409
like a bunch of wild animals. And whisper, bitch,

00:44:36.409 --> 00:44:41.949
you thought. Okay, Farrah, Vera, your turn. Is

00:44:41.949 --> 00:44:44.309
she not dead? No, she's gotten quite a bit of

00:44:44.309 --> 00:44:45.849
health. All right, I'll bite her, then I'll bite

00:44:45.849 --> 00:44:49.750
her, too. She's prone for her turn, but yeah,

00:44:49.789 --> 00:45:00.380
go ahead, take your bite. Advantage? Oh yeah.

00:45:02.400 --> 00:45:12.239
17. 18, 19. 19. So then 2d6 plus 2. Nah. 1d4.

00:45:13.039 --> 00:45:18.099
Because it's a normal bite. Okay, so then not

00:45:18.099 --> 00:45:22.179
plus 2, so just 17. Because I thought I was doing

00:45:22.179 --> 00:45:25.800
bite with a 10 again. Yeah, true. That's only

00:45:25.800 --> 00:45:29.519
once a day. 1d4. Minus one is what mine says.

00:45:30.500 --> 00:45:33.300
Because your strength is a minus. Yeah, your

00:45:33.300 --> 00:45:36.860
strength's low. That sucks. So one damage. You

00:45:36.860 --> 00:45:39.639
got little things. One damage. Little baby things.

00:45:40.880 --> 00:45:44.139
Alright, one damage. That's her turn, so she's

00:45:44.139 --> 00:45:54.000
going to get up. Great sword at you, Vera. Ah!

00:45:54.880 --> 00:45:57.599
She missed. She's sweating. What is your fucking

00:45:57.599 --> 00:45:59.320
AC? That might have been close. What's your AC?

00:45:59.659 --> 00:46:02.659
What do you think it is? It's low. It's 13. Oh,

00:46:02.659 --> 00:46:04.579
yeah, she missed. Literally, like, one. Fuck.

00:46:04.860 --> 00:46:11.179
All right. Carrying Cross. The Vampire. Let's

00:46:11.179 --> 00:46:14.639
see. I'll go ahead and do another melee. I thought

00:46:14.639 --> 00:46:18.920
about using a spell. The Scythe. The Scythe.

00:46:19.280 --> 00:46:34.920
That is 15. Yeah. Good. Good. Good. Okay, good

00:46:34.920 --> 00:46:37.599
the site comes down and just like gets a good

00:46:37.599 --> 00:46:39.699
gash on her she's bleeding good you see it stuff

00:46:39.699 --> 00:46:59.219
to pour out Fighter Ian. No, I'm not. It's a

00:46:59.219 --> 00:47:03.780
two. Actually, sorry. Advantage. Because you

00:47:03.780 --> 00:47:06.300
guys have this bitch surrounded. Yeah. She's,

00:47:06.320 --> 00:47:10.539
what is it called? Still not doing it. Trapped.

00:47:11.500 --> 00:47:13.079
I don't know what it's called. There is a name

00:47:13.079 --> 00:47:19.500
for it. Overwhelmed or something? I don't know.

00:47:19.579 --> 00:47:21.639
You still missed, you said? Yeah, it was a five.

00:47:22.639 --> 00:47:25.739
Well, we tried. All right, Vera, your turn. I

00:47:25.739 --> 00:47:27.659
guess I'll bite her with my tiny stupid teeth.

00:47:27.760 --> 00:47:29.739
Yeah, bite her with your little baby fangs. Overwhelmed.

00:47:29.760 --> 00:47:31.460
Yeah, how about something like that? That's about

00:47:31.460 --> 00:47:36.300
the only thing I can think of. With advantage.

00:47:38.900 --> 00:47:41.320
Because she's surrounded. Well, will a 14 hit

00:47:41.320 --> 00:47:47.000
her? No. So then I didn't get her at all. I rolled

00:47:47.000 --> 00:47:51.440
a 15, but my bite says minus one. It's because

00:47:51.440 --> 00:47:53.860
of your strength. She's going to reach out and

00:47:53.860 --> 00:47:56.000
she's going to grab a hold of you, Vera. No!

00:47:56.280 --> 00:48:01.260
No! Yes. Fifteen... Oh, fuck. It's a disadvantage

00:48:01.260 --> 00:48:06.900
with a strength check. Eleven... You have to

00:48:06.900 --> 00:48:10.880
roll two. She's going to grab you. Eleven plus

00:48:10.880 --> 00:48:16.000
three. You won. I won? She, like, reaches out

00:48:16.000 --> 00:48:17.699
and grabs a hold of you and she's got her arm,

00:48:17.739 --> 00:48:19.969
like, under your ribs. Like a hand on the back

00:48:19.969 --> 00:48:21.389
of your head with her sword in her hand She's

00:48:21.389 --> 00:48:22.909
like starting to pull you backwards with her

00:48:22.909 --> 00:48:25.550
through that hallway. So yeah, she starts to

00:48:25.550 --> 00:48:28.550
kind of just Use you as a human shield and pull

00:48:28.550 --> 00:48:30.869
you backwards through the hallway. Um, yeah,

00:48:30.969 --> 00:48:34.590
that's different Can I react can I react to it?

00:48:34.670 --> 00:48:38.269
Uh, you can next turn I don't like you carrying

00:48:38.269 --> 00:48:43.489
cross. It's your turn All right, well, uh sight's

00:48:43.489 --> 00:48:46.809
probably not the best option so i'm gonna sling

00:48:46.809 --> 00:48:50.010
a mind sliver at her, okay Try to sliver. Try

00:48:50.010 --> 00:48:51.829
to temporarily sliver the mind of one creature

00:48:51.829 --> 00:48:53.869
you can see within range. The target must succeed

00:48:53.869 --> 00:48:57.050
on an intelligence saving throw of 13 or take

00:48:57.050 --> 00:49:01.510
1d6 psychic damage. Okay. Oh, not gonna save,

00:49:01.570 --> 00:49:07.010
sorry. Yes. Uh, 11 flat. She takes 1d6 psychic

00:49:07.010 --> 00:49:10.570
damage. Alright. And from now on, on the next

00:49:10.570 --> 00:49:13.130
time she does a saving throw, it will be minus

00:49:13.130 --> 00:49:18.889
1d4. Fuck. Okay. Um, what's the damage? Wait,

00:49:18.929 --> 00:49:21.809
let's see. Let me reread that and subtract 1d4

00:49:21.809 --> 00:49:24.230
from the next saving throw It makes before the

00:49:24.230 --> 00:49:26.730
end of your next turn. Okay, so it has to be

00:49:26.730 --> 00:49:28.489
within the end of my next turn. What damage did

00:49:28.489 --> 00:49:31.230
you do? 1d6. Oh, I gotta roll it. Shit, my bad.

00:49:32.670 --> 00:49:35.190
I don't know if you rolled it. What's going to

00:49:35.190 --> 00:49:39.570
be two damage? Two? Alright, her brain. Feels

00:49:39.570 --> 00:49:41.769
speech beginning to be harder. She lets me go.

00:49:43.030 --> 00:49:45.250
Makes her grip harder when she gets her brain

00:49:45.250 --> 00:49:50.119
wrapped. Is that it? Yeah, that's all I got really.

00:49:50.219 --> 00:49:56.980
How far is she from me? Uh, she is, uh, 20 -something.

00:49:57.179 --> 00:49:58.820
Yeah, she's, well, she's pretty close. She's

00:49:58.820 --> 00:50:01.940
about 15 feet. I'm prepared for Ryan to, for

00:50:01.940 --> 00:50:04.539
Vladimir to shoot at her, so I have my head out

00:50:04.539 --> 00:50:07.340
of the way. I'll say if you shoot at her, that's

00:50:07.340 --> 00:50:10.760
fine. If you fail bad, you could hit her, but

00:50:10.760 --> 00:50:14.639
she's also gonna have, like, a cover. Uh, no,

00:50:14.860 --> 00:50:17.969
um. veteran is gonna have like cover status so

00:50:17.969 --> 00:50:20.469
like it would boost her AC because she's using

00:50:20.469 --> 00:50:24.590
someone else as cover so let's just say if you

00:50:24.590 --> 00:50:26.710
fail badly yeah you will hit you could have a

00:50:26.710 --> 00:50:33.889
chance but pull her off of her yeah you can try

00:50:33.889 --> 00:50:36.710
that just give me a strength check to try to

00:50:36.710 --> 00:50:38.650
like yank that bitch out and I'll have to oppose

00:50:38.650 --> 00:50:44.760
it bite the hand that doesn't feed me Like the

00:50:44.760 --> 00:50:46.960
hand that stretches you. Nah, it's a five again.

00:50:47.280 --> 00:50:51.760
Five? Well, I got a three plus three. Dang it!

00:50:51.880 --> 00:50:54.900
Mine would be five plus one. Wow. Mine's five

00:50:54.900 --> 00:50:58.000
plus one. So you both rolled a six. Yeah, we

00:50:58.000 --> 00:51:00.880
both rolled a six. So, re -roll. I think it goes

00:51:00.880 --> 00:51:03.000
to... Oh no, not plus one. My bad. It's strength,

00:51:03.099 --> 00:51:05.280
so it's plus two. So I have a seven. So Ryan

00:51:05.280 --> 00:51:07.460
rolled. Ah, you beat by one then. Yay! Damn.

00:51:08.119 --> 00:51:09.940
Oh, that was a close one. Yeah, so you rip her

00:51:09.940 --> 00:51:11.940
out of her hand and she's like... Aw, fuck. And

00:51:11.940 --> 00:51:14.119
just kind of stands there with her yanked from

00:51:14.119 --> 00:51:16.599
her hands, but... Yeah, now it's your turn, unless

00:51:16.599 --> 00:51:18.539
you have a bonus action. The only thing I can

00:51:18.539 --> 00:51:20.860
do is just curse her again, but... Okay, that's

00:51:20.860 --> 00:51:24.340
the last, I think. Vera, your turn. You just

00:51:24.340 --> 00:51:28.860
got yanked out of her arms by Vladimir. Vladimir

00:51:28.860 --> 00:51:32.980
Tutin. Leader of Trusha. I'm gonna bite her.

00:51:35.079 --> 00:51:36.639
I'm gonna bite her. Bite her, bite her, bite

00:51:36.639 --> 00:51:39.219
her. Bite her. Yeah, jump right back into her

00:51:39.219 --> 00:51:42.860
arms. Take me. I'm not going to jump right back

00:51:42.860 --> 00:51:47.260
into her arms. She's a youngling vampire. She's

00:51:47.260 --> 00:51:49.320
a fresh spawn. She doesn't know how her fighting

00:51:49.320 --> 00:51:55.139
range really works. She's the one. Yeah, I rolled

00:51:55.139 --> 00:52:01.619
a six, so no, five. With advantage? Oh. You guys

00:52:01.619 --> 00:52:03.019
have her surrounded, so you all get to pretty

00:52:03.019 --> 00:52:06.179
much roll with advantage. Sixteen? Yeah. So I

00:52:06.179 --> 00:52:08.099
bite the shit out of her. You bite a little bit

00:52:08.099 --> 00:52:10.820
out of her, yeah. With my thing. It's like 1d4

00:52:10.820 --> 00:52:14.440
minus 1 or something? Yeah, shut up. Actually,

00:52:14.559 --> 00:52:18.179
4, so 3. 3. Okay. What happens if you roll a

00:52:18.179 --> 00:52:23.179
1d4 and you get a 1? Minus 1. No damage. Did

00:52:23.179 --> 00:52:26.019
he break the skin? Just put, like, dimples. You

00:52:26.019 --> 00:52:29.699
hit, but you didn't hit hard. You hit, but there

00:52:29.699 --> 00:52:31.579
was no blood drawn. No blood was drawn. You didn't

00:52:31.579 --> 00:52:38.030
drink any. All right. Her turn. It's a good thing

00:52:38.030 --> 00:52:40.090
you ran and got right back. Don't I have a bonus

00:52:40.090 --> 00:52:42.329
section? You should probably start disengaging

00:52:42.329 --> 00:52:45.010
after. That's what I mean. Disengage. You do.

00:52:45.389 --> 00:52:48.750
Disengage? Okay. Alright, full movement speed

00:52:48.750 --> 00:52:50.969
or what? Just getting as far away as you can?

00:52:51.150 --> 00:52:53.429
Uh, not too far because Vladimir Tutin can't

00:52:53.429 --> 00:52:56.090
be left alone. Yeah, and Karrion Kross. I guess

00:52:56.090 --> 00:52:59.070
we don't care about him. He's away from her!

00:52:59.639 --> 00:53:03.059
She said he can put the lotion on the skin. Oh,

00:53:03.199 --> 00:53:05.239
my map. She dragged you like a little bit behind

00:53:05.239 --> 00:53:08.900
the hallway, but yeah. Okay, then it's her turn.

00:53:09.000 --> 00:53:12.699
So she's going to go after. No, she's not. How

00:53:12.699 --> 00:53:16.440
far is she from you, Carrie? Good question. I

00:53:16.440 --> 00:53:18.019
haven't moved since. She's enough to get. Okay,

00:53:18.119 --> 00:53:20.000
so she kind of like looks at you guys and she

00:53:20.000 --> 00:53:23.460
goes, ah, this is not my fight. She's like bleeding

00:53:23.460 --> 00:53:28.789
and dropping blood. So she's going to run. The

00:53:28.789 --> 00:53:31.030
opposite direction. You hear her kind of just

00:53:31.030 --> 00:53:35.530
like, God! Guys! Guys! She starts running. Well,

00:53:35.570 --> 00:53:37.190
she went to go take off, so that gives me opportunity

00:53:37.190 --> 00:53:40.670
attack. Were you still up close to her? Because

00:53:40.670 --> 00:53:43.570
I thought you yanked what's -her -face away from

00:53:43.570 --> 00:53:45.110
her. So that would be, you would be kind of like

00:53:45.110 --> 00:53:47.989
opposite of Vera. Yeah, never mind. So yeah,

00:53:48.050 --> 00:53:51.369
she kind of takes off down the path. You guys

00:53:51.369 --> 00:53:52.610
going to be in chase, or are you just going to

00:53:52.610 --> 00:54:00.900
let her run? I'm in. You can chase her if you

00:54:00.900 --> 00:54:02.280
want, or if you're just gonna let her dip you

00:54:02.280 --> 00:54:03.739
have the right to do whatever you want to do.

00:54:04.039 --> 00:54:06.079
I won't be falling. I got 60 foot range. Okay.

00:54:06.639 --> 00:54:10.079
So you're gonna dash? No, I meant I can hit her

00:54:10.079 --> 00:54:12.300
from 60 foot away. Oh, right, right, right. Okay.

00:54:12.400 --> 00:54:14.000
So yeah, you're gonna move. I'll just do standard

00:54:14.000 --> 00:54:15.940
movement. Standard movement. In the direction

00:54:15.940 --> 00:54:22.659
she's going. 30. Okay. So you are about 10 feet

00:54:22.659 --> 00:54:25.469
from her now. Okay. She can only move the same

00:54:25.469 --> 00:54:29.329
amount of you. So you guys are in a 10 -foot

00:54:29.329 --> 00:54:31.309
foot chase. It's like, God damn it. I'll hit

00:54:31.309 --> 00:54:33.989
her with Toll of the Dead. Toll of the Dead.

00:54:34.190 --> 00:54:36.590
What was that again? Wisdom save? Wisdom of 13

00:54:36.590 --> 00:54:42.849
minus a D4. Aw, piss. Okay, that's a 15. Minus

00:54:42.849 --> 00:54:45.809
a D4. With no plus, so minus a D4. Please be

00:54:45.809 --> 00:54:53.559
a 4. 4. Very nice. So, she will take one D12

00:54:53.559 --> 00:54:57.219
necrotic because she is missing HP. Yes, so give

00:54:57.219 --> 00:55:02.119
me it. Alright. That was good. That save saved

00:55:02.119 --> 00:55:05.800
you. That's crazy. Exactly four. A nine. I'm

00:55:05.800 --> 00:55:11.079
not scrubbing rolls. Nine necrotic. nine necrotic

00:55:11.079 --> 00:55:12.980
so yeah that one hits her and that you can see

00:55:12.980 --> 00:55:14.960
she was in full sprint and she's like oh my god

00:55:14.960 --> 00:55:16.659
and that kind of falls to one knee and she's

00:55:16.659 --> 00:55:19.260
like that what the fuck it's like spits up some

00:55:19.260 --> 00:55:23.440
blood but she's still alive she just hears from

00:55:23.440 --> 00:55:26.699
down the hallway for whom the bell tolls latimer

00:55:26.699 --> 00:55:29.219
tootin your turn she's got a ptsd of that bell

00:55:29.219 --> 00:55:36.500
they're like what so she is 40 45 feet from you

00:55:36.500 --> 00:55:39.469
damn you are 30 feet from carrying I only have

00:55:39.469 --> 00:55:43.570
30 feet. You can move to where Carrion is, yeah.

00:55:44.809 --> 00:55:49.710
And then she, from that point, she is 15 feet.

00:55:49.889 --> 00:55:51.730
Alright, and then I'll shoot her with the crossbow.

00:55:52.150 --> 00:55:58.670
Okay. Launch some savage magic and crossbow bolts.

00:55:59.230 --> 00:56:02.769
Little fangs, big fangs. Crossbow bolts. Nah,

00:56:03.130 --> 00:56:06.989
damn, 13. Yeah, it will not hit. Do I get advantage?

00:56:07.030 --> 00:56:09.550
No, because she's now away from you guys. She's

00:56:09.550 --> 00:56:11.789
running. You don't have any type of proficiency

00:56:11.789 --> 00:56:14.369
with it, do you? Yeah, you do. I am proficient.

00:56:15.349 --> 00:56:17.510
So add your that. They should say it on there

00:56:17.510 --> 00:56:22.869
if you're using it. Plus. Oh, true. It says plus

00:56:22.869 --> 00:56:26.170
3 right there. So did you roll 13? No, it was

00:56:26.170 --> 00:56:29.409
10. Oh, I thought it was flat 13. Alright, Barry,

00:56:29.530 --> 00:56:32.309
your turn. Now you ran back further than them,

00:56:32.369 --> 00:56:36.179
so they are... 35 feet from you and she is 40

00:56:36.179 --> 00:56:40.460
or 50 feet from you. Kind of winging these moves.

00:56:41.380 --> 00:56:46.000
So I'm going to dash to her to make it to her

00:56:46.000 --> 00:56:49.760
and bite her ankle so she can no longer run away.

00:56:50.619 --> 00:56:54.320
Okay, so bonus action dash to her and then you're

00:56:54.320 --> 00:56:57.539
going to get your bite action. You said not with

00:56:57.539 --> 00:57:02.139
advantage? No. Do it by yourself. Fact. I rolled

00:57:02.139 --> 00:57:05.909
a four. Yeah, you missed. Once again, you lift

00:57:05.909 --> 00:57:08.510
your body. Sadly, it's her turn. Here comes a

00:57:08.510 --> 00:57:10.610
boot. I disengage. Because your head is right

00:57:10.610 --> 00:57:13.309
by her foot for some reason. I know. You crawl

00:57:13.309 --> 00:57:15.710
like a lizard on the ground to bite her ankle.

00:57:16.070 --> 00:57:17.530
She's like, yeah, you run up and you're like,

00:57:17.590 --> 00:57:20.650
I don't know. You do a lizard crawl and you just

00:57:20.650 --> 00:57:22.610
take a chunk out of her boot. She's like, these

00:57:22.610 --> 00:57:25.590
are metal, you fool. And she's going to give

00:57:25.590 --> 00:57:30.789
you a curb slomp on the ground. That's a 15 plus

00:57:30.789 --> 00:57:33.820
her strength, so plus three. But that's going

00:57:33.820 --> 00:57:37.460
to be unarmed, so I'm going to do... Oh, not

00:57:37.460 --> 00:57:43.760
a d20. Fuck. Okay. So 3 plus 3. So 6 damage from

00:57:43.760 --> 00:57:45.420
a big metal boot coming down on your fucking

00:57:45.420 --> 00:57:50.679
head. Nice. Very good. Okay. Very good. Thank

00:57:50.679 --> 00:57:53.119
you. Broke a fang. Yeah, broke a fang. Your fang's

00:57:53.119 --> 00:57:57.139
chipped. No. Carrion Cross, your turn. Alrighty

00:57:57.139 --> 00:58:00.679
then. I'm going to use Mind Sliver. Alright.

00:58:02.009 --> 00:58:03.829
She's gonna be brain dead by the end of you know

00:58:03.829 --> 00:58:14.170
the drill 13 intelligence Yeah, so give me give

00:58:14.170 --> 00:58:23.230
me your damage one D six Six yep, so you do a

00:58:23.230 --> 00:58:26.570
sit you do full max damage on this bitch and

00:58:26.570 --> 00:58:29.230
you see like a bear like taking a bite you just

00:58:29.230 --> 00:58:31.780
see her take a a good stomp right on her head

00:58:31.780 --> 00:58:33.639
and just smoke her to the ground now she's like

00:58:33.639 --> 00:58:35.900
shaking blood off her boot you see like a little

00:58:35.900 --> 00:58:38.559
like a snap in her brain she's like oh you just

00:58:38.559 --> 00:58:40.059
hear like gibberish come out of her mouth so

00:58:40.059 --> 00:58:42.559
she just drops to her knees uh she's alive but

00:58:42.559 --> 00:58:45.800
she is no longer fighting capable she's yeah

00:58:45.800 --> 00:58:49.380
she's just like oh like staring at the wall it's

00:58:49.380 --> 00:58:51.460
like blank slate like you've done fried her brain

00:58:51.460 --> 00:58:53.780
we're gonna put her on the rack off the torture

00:58:53.780 --> 00:58:56.320
rack stretching rack yeah yeah i'd say combat's

00:58:56.320 --> 00:58:59.289
over so Let's do it. That's up to you. You were

00:58:59.289 --> 00:59:02.130
on the rack. Yes! Put her on the rack! Put her

00:59:02.130 --> 00:59:04.510
on the rack! Yeah, you put her on the rack and...

00:59:04.510 --> 00:59:07.269
I mean, would it even be enjoyable? She's not

00:59:07.269 --> 00:59:08.789
really there anymore. I don't even think it's

00:59:08.789 --> 00:59:11.789
the same person. That's your fault. We just leave

00:59:11.789 --> 00:59:13.989
her there. Just put her on the rack and leave

00:59:13.989 --> 00:59:15.389
her there. She's going to bootstomp your brains

00:59:15.389 --> 00:59:17.710
everywhere. Okay, so are you just strapping her

00:59:17.710 --> 00:59:19.510
to the table then? Yeah. Okay, you strap her

00:59:19.510 --> 00:59:22.400
to the table. Give her a little stretch. Just

00:59:22.400 --> 00:59:25.000
one stretch? Yeah, she gave me one. Okay, yeah,

00:59:25.039 --> 00:59:26.719
so you give her one little stretch. Oh, I guess

00:59:26.719 --> 00:59:28.360
I need to make a con save. Just enough to make

00:59:28.360 --> 00:59:30.880
her uncomfortable. She failed her con save. Oh.

00:59:30.980 --> 00:59:35.239
So she takes one damage of her bones. You feel

00:59:35.239 --> 00:59:37.500
like an elbow just kind of go... Kind of like

00:59:37.500 --> 00:59:39.880
pop out of socket. You see like a grimace on

00:59:39.880 --> 00:59:43.280
her face, but no visible. Nothing really happens.

00:59:44.119 --> 00:59:46.559
But yeah, that's about it. I might take a little

00:59:46.559 --> 00:59:49.960
sip. You take a little sip? All right, is that

00:59:49.960 --> 00:59:53.030
a bite? yes okay so the thigh or something yeah

00:59:53.030 --> 00:59:55.230
all right just yeah take a little sip i guess

00:59:55.230 --> 01:00:00.230
what is that like d4 i guess yeah do d4 then

01:00:00.230 --> 01:00:02.570
take a little sip does she have any health potions

01:00:02.570 --> 01:00:06.389
on her three yes yeah no she's not she's not

01:00:06.389 --> 01:00:08.050
she's not dead she still had a decent amount

01:00:08.050 --> 01:00:10.030
of health but with the nat one fail and the amount

01:00:10.030 --> 01:00:11.809
multiple amounts of psychic damage her brain

01:00:11.809 --> 01:00:13.869
is frozen no i know she's not dead but i still

01:00:13.869 --> 01:00:15.690
take things from her what are you doing she got

01:00:15.690 --> 01:00:27.250
anything in her in her possessions She keep it

01:00:27.250 --> 01:00:36.769
up in the pussy What did you ask for Kelly What's

01:00:36.769 --> 01:00:38.809
her in her possessions does she have any like

01:00:38.809 --> 01:00:41.449
health potions in her No, she doesn't have any

01:00:41.449 --> 01:00:49.179
health potions, but she's got a great Not in

01:00:49.179 --> 01:00:51.760
her no No, she doesn't have any health potions.

01:00:51.760 --> 01:00:54.000
She has a great sword. You're seeing her armors

01:00:54.000 --> 01:00:57.199
and that's about it. They're here for Crusade

01:00:57.199 --> 01:00:59.340
and murder they wouldn't bring much healing abilities

01:00:59.340 --> 01:01:02.239
because of You want to see your insides that

01:01:02.239 --> 01:01:04.159
bit just turn the fucking crank on the right

01:01:04.159 --> 01:01:07.840
I'm guessing there's more people to kill There's

01:01:07.840 --> 01:01:11.940
more ish. Yeah, you can assume That's good or

01:01:11.940 --> 01:01:14.179
do your thing and talk through it work your way

01:01:14.179 --> 01:01:15.659
through it There's ways to do things other than

01:01:15.659 --> 01:01:18.030
just kill everything Well, I lost the health

01:01:18.030 --> 01:01:22.090
in that fight, so... I don't know what you want

01:01:22.090 --> 01:01:23.289
us to do here. The person who's about on the

01:01:23.289 --> 01:01:24.989
death's door should probably worry about health.

01:01:25.230 --> 01:01:27.730
I'll say if you want to take a moment to drink

01:01:27.730 --> 01:01:29.949
from the blood pools, you can regain some health

01:01:29.949 --> 01:01:32.170
from being damaged. But you'll have to take a

01:01:32.170 --> 01:01:34.789
good minute of, like, drinking and resting and,

01:01:34.809 --> 01:01:37.050
like, taking a second. I will do that. I will

01:01:37.050 --> 01:01:39.210
do that. I guess I could have tried to pick the

01:01:39.210 --> 01:01:44.110
helpful spell for healing, but... Okay, so drink

01:01:44.110 --> 01:01:51.119
from the thing. Give me a D6. I don't know what

01:01:51.119 --> 01:01:53.460
just rolled across there. You clicked and rolled

01:01:53.460 --> 01:01:59.480
something. A D6. Damn. I got one. Good. You get

01:01:59.480 --> 01:02:01.519
one health back from that blood pool. Oh yeah.

01:02:02.099 --> 01:02:07.530
Um, I got a six. Six? You got six health back.

01:02:07.610 --> 01:02:09.829
If you want to try again, you can, but I will

01:02:09.829 --> 01:02:13.010
say it's taking time to drink and rest and get

01:02:13.010 --> 01:02:14.849
your body to regenerate, so things could happen

01:02:14.849 --> 01:02:16.690
badly if you take too much time. I'm going to

01:02:16.690 --> 01:02:23.210
do it one more time. Okay, well. Three. You're

01:02:23.210 --> 01:02:27.170
going to become a crack addict. For blood. You

01:02:27.170 --> 01:02:30.829
going to drink again? No? All right, so yeah.

01:02:31.369 --> 01:02:35.579
Okay, I can do that. There you go. There you

01:02:35.579 --> 01:02:37.559
go. There you go. You got some homemade healing

01:02:37.559 --> 01:02:39.860
potions. Hell yeah. There's a blood pool. I'll

01:02:39.860 --> 01:02:42.000
say you can carry, you probably got like a bottle

01:02:42.000 --> 01:02:44.280
or so around. So probably a bottle of potion

01:02:44.280 --> 01:02:47.099
healing. Hell yeah. All right. And then Barry,

01:02:47.179 --> 01:02:51.820
you take another drink. Make me a con safe. After

01:02:51.820 --> 01:02:55.119
getting a little bit too much drink. I'm kind

01:02:55.119 --> 01:02:57.320
of curious about that blood stuff. Is it all

01:02:57.320 --> 01:03:01.159
my blood? Or does it form itself with other blood

01:03:01.159 --> 01:03:02.920
too? I think it's from your patron's room. Eight.

01:03:03.179 --> 01:03:06.260
eight eight eight oh you fail so i'm gonna drink

01:03:06.260 --> 01:03:09.659
my side so you your eyes start to turn a little

01:03:09.659 --> 01:03:12.440
more like blood pumping red you've got like this

01:03:12.440 --> 01:03:15.199
overfill of blood just pumping through you so

01:03:15.199 --> 01:03:17.139
you're a little bit you don't really know what's

01:03:17.139 --> 01:03:19.340
going on but you're a little bit like jittery

01:03:19.340 --> 01:03:21.719
and freaking out a bit yeah i had a monster yeah

01:03:21.719 --> 01:03:24.599
you got yes you had an energy drink okay so you

01:03:24.599 --> 01:03:26.219
guys gonna leave this chick strapped to the table

01:03:26.219 --> 01:03:28.340
you're gonna rip her in half what is the what

01:03:28.340 --> 01:03:31.090
you guys want to like leave her there Leave it

01:03:31.090 --> 01:03:33.489
there. Sorry, I was contemplating whether I could

01:03:33.489 --> 01:03:36.869
lick my sight and drink the blood off of it for

01:03:36.869 --> 01:03:39.190
emergency purposes. Like a salt rock when you're

01:03:39.190 --> 01:03:41.750
starving. Where you guys are standing at this

01:03:41.750 --> 01:03:48.030
blood pool, to your north, northwest -ish, there

01:03:48.030 --> 01:03:51.429
is a room that is glowing, you know as a treasury

01:03:51.429 --> 01:03:53.489
room, kind of holds storage and stuff. I don't

01:03:53.489 --> 01:03:54.590
know if treasury room is the right word for that.

01:03:55.269 --> 01:03:58.019
They hold storage in there. armory such of all

01:03:58.019 --> 01:03:59.599
kinds of stuff because it's a vampire layer they

01:03:59.599 --> 01:04:03.699
don't do a lot of like full armories yeah stock

01:04:03.699 --> 01:04:06.059
room yeah so you know things are held in though

01:04:06.059 --> 01:04:08.099
that room and the room on the far side of it

01:04:08.099 --> 01:04:12.179
to your east there's another path that leads

01:04:12.179 --> 01:04:17.280
to a four -way path so check the stock rooms

01:04:17.280 --> 01:04:22.260
stock rooms okay look for daggers check the stock

01:04:22.260 --> 01:04:25.780
room and you find your guys's equipment There's

01:04:25.780 --> 01:04:28.860
chests full of your gear and your stuff that

01:04:28.860 --> 01:04:30.340
was taken from you when the assault happened

01:04:30.340 --> 01:04:34.280
on the lair. Yeah, so you go, just form your

01:04:34.280 --> 01:04:37.179
side. Mine's been here the whole time. So yeah,

01:04:37.239 --> 01:04:39.059
you've got your armors, you've got your weapons,

01:04:39.280 --> 01:04:43.260
you've got your gear. Okay, so you have your

01:04:43.260 --> 01:04:45.519
gear, you have your equipment, your weapons of

01:04:45.519 --> 01:04:48.179
destruction. So you've got the path you came

01:04:48.179 --> 01:04:52.239
from with the four -way. And then to your east

01:04:52.239 --> 01:04:57.880
is the main... lobby room, ritual room, big ass

01:04:57.880 --> 01:05:00.619
scary room of a vampire lair. And you're seeing

01:05:00.619 --> 01:05:05.659
a guard and you're seeing a veteran and a somewhat

01:05:05.659 --> 01:05:08.559
bigger, like more higher standard guy standing

01:05:08.559 --> 01:05:10.960
up there along with a vampire kind of kneel down

01:05:10.960 --> 01:05:13.219
on their knees. So, what would you guys like

01:05:13.219 --> 01:05:14.980
to do? Do you want to progress into that room?

01:05:15.079 --> 01:05:18.760
Or do you want to do something else? Or fuck

01:05:18.760 --> 01:05:21.619
off? Do we know how big the place is from memory?

01:05:21.880 --> 01:05:25.190
Yeah, so... where you have been like where you

01:05:25.190 --> 01:05:27.769
guys were on this whole uh west side of the place

01:05:27.769 --> 01:05:30.869
is pretty much copied onto the east side okay

01:05:30.869 --> 01:05:34.010
so it's about the same symmetrical building pretty

01:05:34.010 --> 01:05:36.670
much all right up ahead as you know is like the

01:05:36.670 --> 01:05:38.409
ritual room there's a once you get around the

01:05:38.409 --> 01:05:41.489
corner the up ahead still on our half not the

01:05:41.489 --> 01:05:45.030
other half you know i mean uh it's in like the

01:05:45.030 --> 01:05:47.170
middle of the whole place yeah at the very north

01:05:47.170 --> 01:05:50.489
side this is the very tip of the layer um on

01:05:50.489 --> 01:05:54.500
the north end of it So probably just more peons

01:05:54.500 --> 01:05:57.699
on the other side, I would imagine. Yeah, peons.

01:05:57.800 --> 01:06:02.960
And maybe another stock room. Peon you, peon

01:06:02.960 --> 01:06:05.880
me. It'd be whether you guys want to see if there's

01:06:05.880 --> 01:06:07.840
another stock room or what's in it, or just go

01:06:07.840 --> 01:06:09.980
for the head honcho in the main room. Yeah, you

01:06:09.980 --> 01:06:12.219
definitely know that across the room here is

01:06:12.219 --> 01:06:14.599
the other stock room. Like, it's this copy symmetrical

01:06:14.599 --> 01:06:17.059
room. So you've got the two stock rooms and then

01:06:17.059 --> 01:06:20.920
main room. So if you go to the stock room, you'll

01:06:20.920 --> 01:06:22.949
have to cross. through the main room in front

01:06:22.949 --> 01:06:25.710
of those people, or back the way you came through

01:06:25.710 --> 01:06:29.829
the four -way you saw to cut up and around. Cut

01:06:29.829 --> 01:06:32.050
up and around, be sneaky. Probably should have

01:06:32.050 --> 01:06:36.989
short -rested, but I think I will take one minute

01:06:36.989 --> 01:06:41.349
to use one of my abilities before that. Okay.

01:06:41.590 --> 01:06:50.050
I find it exactly here. Sorry. What did you say

01:06:50.050 --> 01:06:54.380
was in the room? Yeah, here we go. You can ask

01:06:54.380 --> 01:06:56.940
him. What is it? How many people did you say

01:06:56.940 --> 01:06:58.500
was in the room? The room that you were looking

01:06:58.500 --> 01:07:00.519
for, it's another veteran like you fought before.

01:07:00.840 --> 01:07:02.539
And then you're seeing like this more kind of

01:07:02.539 --> 01:07:05.539
holier, like high standard guy. And then a vampire

01:07:05.539 --> 01:07:06.880
like down on their knees. And they're kind of

01:07:06.880 --> 01:07:09.420
just like talking and doing stuff. All right.

01:07:09.480 --> 01:07:11.139
Not on his knees in like dick sucking position.

01:07:11.199 --> 01:07:13.460
More like down on his knees like I'm going to

01:07:13.460 --> 01:07:15.980
kill you position. Please, yeah, please don't

01:07:15.980 --> 01:07:20.039
kill me. For my life. Yeah. Once for long rest,

01:07:20.159 --> 01:07:22.659
you can perform an esoteric rite for one minute.

01:07:23.039 --> 01:07:27.539
Regain up to one packed magic spell slot. Okay.

01:07:27.619 --> 01:07:29.519
Yeah, you can do that. One minute? That's not

01:07:29.519 --> 01:07:31.780
very long. Yeah, I figured since we're not in

01:07:31.780 --> 01:07:34.260
turn right now. Is there anything you guys would

01:07:34.260 --> 01:07:36.599
like to do while he takes a minute to do that?

01:07:37.400 --> 01:07:42.820
I know you said go around Kelly, Eric. Yeah,

01:07:42.840 --> 01:07:44.420
be safe. I didn't know if you wanted to make

01:07:44.420 --> 01:07:46.650
your way that way or if you wanted to wait. I'm

01:07:46.650 --> 01:07:49.570
gonna wait and see what they do. Okay. I don't

01:07:49.570 --> 01:07:51.389
like being alone. Karrion Kross sits down and

01:07:51.389 --> 01:07:54.929
starts doing a ritual. And how far away is the

01:07:54.929 --> 01:07:57.710
head honcho dude with the fucking little bitches

01:07:57.710 --> 01:08:01.570
at his feet? He's about 60 feet from you guys.

01:08:01.829 --> 01:08:03.849
Oh, perfect. Yeah, you're like down a hallway

01:08:03.849 --> 01:08:06.949
and then up a way. I'm ready whenever you guys

01:08:06.949 --> 01:08:09.809
are. I got a plan. Okay. So are you going straight

01:08:09.809 --> 01:08:13.030
for the big honcho, you said? Are you going around

01:08:13.030 --> 01:08:14.980
to loot the stock room? Which one are you doing?

01:08:15.119 --> 01:08:17.319
I mean, we're gonna get spotted if we try to

01:08:17.319 --> 01:08:19.199
go across there, since we don't really have...

01:08:19.199 --> 01:08:22.060
Or if you go back down the way you came, there

01:08:22.060 --> 01:08:25.119
is the four -way path that you saw that leads

01:08:25.119 --> 01:08:27.359
back to the other stock room. I mean, the way

01:08:27.359 --> 01:08:28.899
I see it, it's either we get it and kill them,

01:08:28.920 --> 01:08:31.579
or we kill them and get it. Okay. It's all the

01:08:31.579 --> 01:08:33.880
same to me. I mean, if you guys really want better

01:08:33.880 --> 01:08:36.060
weapons, I'm happy with what I got. If you guys

01:08:36.060 --> 01:08:38.399
want some stronger stuff, you can check the stock

01:08:38.399 --> 01:08:42.859
room by looping around. We'll say during my minute

01:08:42.859 --> 01:08:47.039
of concentration that you guys wanted to do that

01:08:47.039 --> 01:08:49.800
if you wanted to. You want to loop around and

01:08:49.800 --> 01:08:51.579
go search the stock room while he does his ritual?

01:08:51.720 --> 01:08:53.760
That's kind of what I was saying. Yeah, that's

01:08:53.760 --> 01:08:56.600
fine. Okay. Because I'm happy with my weapons,

01:08:56.640 --> 01:08:58.539
but I don't know if you guys are happy with your

01:08:58.539 --> 01:09:00.819
starting weapons inside that scythe. That helps.

01:09:01.500 --> 01:09:03.159
I'm cool, but I'll go check if there's some cooler

01:09:03.159 --> 01:09:06.079
shit. Yeah, you get to the four -way, and as

01:09:06.079 --> 01:09:09.479
you step around the corner, you're seeing this...

01:09:10.329 --> 01:09:12.489
this one of the weaker infantry guys there's

01:09:12.489 --> 01:09:14.069
like a dead dude on the ground he's just kind

01:09:14.069 --> 01:09:16.029
of stepping over him and you see him look inside

01:09:16.029 --> 01:09:19.449
of this like red hell portal looking thing on

01:09:19.449 --> 01:09:20.909
the floor it's just like there and he's just

01:09:20.909 --> 01:09:22.609
like looking into it all scared like you guys

01:09:22.609 --> 01:09:25.989
are behind him but he doesn't notice you okay

01:09:25.989 --> 01:09:32.270
that's where my brain went to it's like so who

01:09:32.270 --> 01:09:34.789
knows what that'll do give me a self check are

01:09:34.789 --> 01:09:37.430
you both gonna sneak up and push him I'm not

01:09:37.430 --> 01:09:39.729
with you guys, but I would wonder if you recognize

01:09:39.729 --> 01:09:42.329
it from memory and know what it possibly does

01:09:42.329 --> 01:09:44.869
You want to do a history check you can but you

01:09:44.869 --> 01:09:46.729
may not have been told about this. You do a history

01:09:46.729 --> 01:09:48.989
check. Yeah, so I don't know if it's a portal

01:09:48.989 --> 01:09:51.329
or if it's a fucking It could be a landmine.

01:09:51.369 --> 01:09:53.029
I'm gonna listen to his history check real fast

01:09:53.029 --> 01:09:57.050
14 plus 4 is 18 18. Okay. So yeah, you've looked

01:09:57.050 --> 01:09:59.489
into this or you heard a rumor You've heard a

01:09:59.489 --> 01:10:02.489
rumor from one of your other vampire pals that

01:10:02.489 --> 01:10:06.920
this Portal it is a portal You don't know where

01:10:06.920 --> 01:10:09.619
it leads, but you know that it's you've heard

01:10:09.619 --> 01:10:13.260
that It's what generates power for this place

01:10:13.260 --> 01:10:15.619
like it's what pumps blood through this place

01:10:15.619 --> 01:10:19.920
like this portal is like a siphon Pushing through

01:10:19.920 --> 01:10:28.119
it and out to the layer So I'm gonna like sneak

01:10:28.119 --> 01:10:32.739
attack okay As she listens to your history of

01:10:32.739 --> 01:10:34.180
this place and what you've been told, she says,

01:10:34.260 --> 01:10:35.699
I'm going to stealth check and push him in. All

01:10:35.699 --> 01:10:37.399
right. I was going to suggest you at least use

01:10:37.399 --> 01:10:39.899
the one standard exercise to start draining his

01:10:39.899 --> 01:10:43.180
blood into the portal. Did you push? Yeah, 16.

01:10:43.380 --> 01:10:44.840
I pushed him right in. That's plus strength.

01:10:46.380 --> 01:10:49.239
You said stealth. Oh, stealth? Yeah, that's the

01:10:49.239 --> 01:10:50.739
sneak up. I'm talking about the push. Not get

01:10:50.739 --> 01:10:52.920
detected. Not get detected by him. Okay, I got

01:10:52.920 --> 01:10:55.380
a 16 to not get detected. You did sneak up on

01:10:55.380 --> 01:10:56.739
him. He doesn't know you're there. He's just

01:10:56.739 --> 01:11:00.220
staring into this hellish void. Now you need

01:11:00.220 --> 01:11:04.500
to do a strength. So What what would happen that

01:11:04.500 --> 01:11:06.520
Vladimir Teuton if I put his blood in there?

01:11:07.000 --> 01:11:09.180
No, he's already he's back behind you. You already

01:11:09.180 --> 01:11:14.079
ran up and stealthed I'm confused No one neither

01:11:14.079 --> 01:11:15.579
of you know, what'll happen if you push him into

01:11:15.579 --> 01:11:18.119
it. Good. Look you just know that it's a Portal

01:11:18.119 --> 01:11:20.899
could like it or it could just completely blow

01:11:20.899 --> 01:11:22.659
up that whole wing of the building. Who knows?

01:11:22.659 --> 01:11:26.199
Oh, yeah I'm gonna push a minute. Okay, she's

01:11:26.199 --> 01:11:30.680
rolling dice athletics, I think Strength check

01:11:30.680 --> 01:11:33.199
plus athletics? It's like a strength athletics

01:11:33.199 --> 01:11:35.760
check, so I don't know. Oh, I see that. Strength

01:11:35.760 --> 01:11:39.720
to show athletics to resistance. Fourteen. Fourteen?

01:11:41.079 --> 01:11:43.260
You push him. You got a very low one. You got

01:11:43.260 --> 01:11:46.380
a three. So, yeah, this guy's just like... Hold

01:11:46.380 --> 01:11:48.439
on, this thing's awfully scary. I wouldn't want

01:11:48.439 --> 01:11:50.699
to touch this. And he just feels hands, like,

01:11:50.720 --> 01:11:53.699
push. And he's like, oh, shit! And he falls forward,

01:11:53.819 --> 01:11:55.199
and you see him hit this thing, and it's like

01:11:55.199 --> 01:11:57.619
a meat grinder. It's like... Oh, my God! And

01:11:57.619 --> 01:12:00.100
blood just shoots straight up out of it, pours

01:12:00.100 --> 01:12:01.699
back down into it, and then you just see it kind

01:12:01.699 --> 01:12:04.920
of, like, siphon out and just go back throughout

01:12:04.920 --> 01:12:06.840
all the veins of the building. Solid choice.

01:12:06.920 --> 01:12:08.500
Well, you juiced up the building. Very good.

01:12:08.659 --> 01:12:12.340
Well, he's gone. I was kind of wondering if it

01:12:12.340 --> 01:12:13.859
was going to do that. It's like the old, like,

01:12:13.859 --> 01:12:32.430
Freddy Krueger movie, like the... Okay, I'll

01:12:32.430 --> 01:12:35.069
say in this stock room give me an investigation

01:12:35.069 --> 01:12:47.119
check these tests and boxes I got 20, but not

01:12:47.119 --> 01:12:49.619
natural. Okay, yeah. You're able to find, then,

01:12:49.640 --> 01:12:54.659
I'll say, three blood potions. Healing blood

01:12:54.659 --> 01:12:59.399
potions. And probably not many weapons of expertise.

01:12:59.899 --> 01:13:02.560
So, I'd say mostly with the healing. Healing

01:13:02.560 --> 01:13:06.500
potions, huh? Yeah. Alrighty. So, yeah. You guys

01:13:06.500 --> 01:13:10.239
are on opposite sides now. You can see... carrying

01:13:10.239 --> 01:13:12.659
cross to the west side doing his ritual about

01:13:12.659 --> 01:13:14.560
finishing up the ritual in the other sock room

01:13:14.560 --> 01:13:17.560
breach from two sides yeah is that what you guys

01:13:17.560 --> 01:13:19.939
would like to do before you go in or i don't

01:13:19.939 --> 01:13:22.180
know where you guys have helped that yeah i'll

01:13:22.180 --> 01:13:26.420
30. one of them blood potions yeah get it so

01:13:26.420 --> 01:13:32.840
that's what how much one d4 sorry plus that's

01:13:32.840 --> 01:13:35.939
it we'll do plus two i would like to take one

01:13:35.939 --> 01:13:40.010
of the blood potions okay go for it What do I

01:13:40.010 --> 01:13:56.569
do one D what one D four plus two six Three All

01:13:56.569 --> 01:14:03.569
right, we done then yeah, all right, what would

01:14:03.569 --> 01:14:05.510
you guys like to do again like preaching charges

01:14:05.510 --> 01:14:09.170
like well With no mercy to the two people that

01:14:09.170 --> 01:14:11.069
are on their knees and feared next to that guy.

01:14:11.210 --> 01:14:13.689
How close are they doing? Well one there's one

01:14:13.689 --> 01:14:17.229
one from a vampire on his knees in front of the

01:14:17.229 --> 01:14:22.850
Lord bright -tide but then Yeah Well, they're

01:14:22.850 --> 01:14:24.770
like in a line. It's like veteran bright -tide

01:14:24.770 --> 01:14:29.029
and vampire cloud of daggers on the big dot Yes,

01:14:29.109 --> 01:14:33.390
right at 60 foot, okay So give me a perception

01:14:33.390 --> 01:14:37.359
check right before you do that interesting since

01:14:37.359 --> 01:14:39.119
you're kind of stepping out and doing the first

01:14:39.119 --> 01:14:45.359
attack not stepping out but you know uh yeah

01:14:45.359 --> 01:14:50.420
i'll give it to you so you hear uh uh lord the

01:14:50.420 --> 01:14:53.420
the bigger guy the lord in the middle uh with

01:14:53.420 --> 01:14:55.600
yelling at the vampire and he goes so you tell

01:14:55.600 --> 01:14:59.140
me that this machine right here this this little

01:14:59.140 --> 01:15:02.619
pile of bones this little half pentagram demonic

01:15:02.619 --> 01:15:06.369
worship is what powers the portal He goes, and

01:15:06.369 --> 01:15:08.430
if I crush your skull against the front of this

01:15:08.430 --> 01:15:11.350
thing, it won't stop it? And then you hear the

01:15:11.350 --> 01:15:13.109
vampire say, no, it won't stop it. I don't know

01:15:13.109 --> 01:15:14.949
how to stop it. And he just stomps his head,

01:15:15.029 --> 01:15:16.550
like, right into the front of the thing. And

01:15:16.550 --> 01:15:19.949
he just, skull explodes all over this big, like,

01:15:19.949 --> 01:15:22.649
rock pile, like, bones everywhere. At the same

01:15:22.649 --> 01:15:25.770
time, I, oh, no, no, no, no. Then you see a cloud

01:15:25.770 --> 01:15:27.829
of dagger just, boom, hit the guy. And he's like,

01:15:27.909 --> 01:15:31.510
oh, fuck. Dickhead. What does he got to do? You

01:15:31.510 --> 01:15:33.569
conjure spinning daggers and a five -foot cube

01:15:33.569 --> 01:15:36.010
centered on the point within range each creature

01:15:36.010 --> 01:15:38.989
in the area takes 44 slashing on damn a creature

01:15:38.989 --> 01:15:41.689
also takes this damage if it enters the cube

01:15:41.689 --> 01:15:44.609
or if it ends its turn in the cube or if the

01:15:44.609 --> 01:15:48.750
cube moves into its space Creature takes damage

01:15:48.750 --> 01:15:52.689
only once per turn. Okay, so yeah, it was a surprise

01:15:52.689 --> 01:16:00.020
attack so I Can make it move They don't make

01:16:00.020 --> 01:16:04.899
a save or anything? Nope. 10 damage. 10 damage

01:16:04.899 --> 01:16:07.359
to both of them? They just can't touch it. Okay.

01:16:09.960 --> 01:16:12.079
Well. That was good. I guess not both of them.

01:16:12.500 --> 01:16:14.859
Not both of them? They're both dead. That's not

01:16:14.859 --> 01:16:17.060
the duty to stomp. There's a veteran and... Oh,

01:16:17.060 --> 01:16:18.359
okay. I thought I think he meant the duty to

01:16:18.359 --> 01:16:20.500
stomp. I was like, well, I'm hurting a corpse.

01:16:20.520 --> 01:16:22.859
No, he stomped the old brains out of the vampire.

01:16:23.470 --> 01:16:25.729
Good, heard them both. Yeah, so you did that

01:16:25.729 --> 01:16:27.369
to them, and then we're gonna roll initiative,

01:16:27.529 --> 01:16:28.869
because they're like, oh my god, I'm not gonna

01:16:28.869 --> 01:16:32.609
play. I can move it later on, or up to 30 foot,

01:16:32.729 --> 01:16:36.050
but it takes a magic action. Wait, would that

01:16:36.050 --> 01:16:38.750
mean I would have to use a spell slot to do a

01:16:38.750 --> 01:16:40.949
magic action? I don't think it costs a spell

01:16:40.949 --> 01:16:43.130
slot to move it. I think it's the action. I think

01:16:43.130 --> 01:16:45.130
it's like you take your action to move it, rather

01:16:45.130 --> 01:16:49.409
than it in. Okay. Yep, that's it for me, I guess.

01:16:50.409 --> 01:16:52.939
I'm at the perfect range. Well... That was just

01:16:52.939 --> 01:16:55.880
your surprise round, so... Now we need initiatives.

01:16:56.239 --> 01:17:01.939
I got 12. 12? 11 plus 1. I got a rock. Oof. 7.

01:17:02.979 --> 01:17:07.899
At least you got a birthday. That's true. 21.

01:17:09.500 --> 01:17:13.359
21? 21? Lord Brighttide. Let's see what he rolls.

01:17:14.500 --> 01:17:25.140
15 plus 2. Oh. And a veteran. 18 plus 3, Jesus.

01:17:27.720 --> 01:17:29.819
What's your initiative bonus? So he's going to

01:17:29.819 --> 01:17:33.939
go before you, Kelly. All right, first up is

01:17:33.939 --> 01:17:36.819
a veteran. He's like, oh, fuck! As all these

01:17:36.819 --> 01:17:38.899
daggers just start swirling around him and slicing

01:17:38.899 --> 01:17:41.140
him up. He's like, Lord Brattain, we're under

01:17:41.140 --> 01:17:43.020
attack! And he takes off running towards you,

01:17:43.060 --> 01:17:48.119
Carrion. So he's going to do his old greatsword.

01:17:49.340 --> 01:17:52.060
Oh, but he's right there. From 60 foot? Huh?

01:17:53.829 --> 01:17:57.050
Was that a closer guy? No, this was, well, did

01:17:57.050 --> 01:17:58.810
you have to move up to see them to place the

01:17:58.810 --> 01:18:00.949
clatterbaggers? Didn't you have to move up to

01:18:00.949 --> 01:18:03.989
the edge of the hallway to open the room? How

01:18:03.989 --> 01:18:07.630
close did I get to see them? When you cut the

01:18:07.630 --> 01:18:09.949
corner of that hallway is when you can see them,

01:18:09.970 --> 01:18:12.829
and they're 20 feet from that doorway. From where

01:18:12.829 --> 01:18:15.590
you guys were in the stock room, you were further

01:18:15.590 --> 01:18:18.090
back, but that was out of view of them. Gotcha.

01:18:18.489 --> 01:18:22.720
Yep, I guess he's swinging then. All right, uh,

01:18:23.140 --> 01:18:25.500
let me roll it. Did I just roll it? I don't know.

01:18:26.380 --> 01:18:33.220
Nine plus five. Wait. Six plus five. No. Okay,

01:18:34.939 --> 01:18:39.180
then, Vera, it's your turn. Oh, snap! How close

01:18:39.180 --> 01:18:47.119
am I? Uh, you are... about 20 feet from... 25

01:18:47.119 --> 01:18:51.020
feet from the veteran. They're on the other side

01:18:51.020 --> 01:18:54.609
of the room. And Bright Tide is about, well no,

01:18:54.710 --> 01:18:58.069
he's 35 and you're about 30 from, 25 from him.

01:18:58.270 --> 01:19:01.449
25 from the veteran, 35 from Bright Tide. Okay,

01:19:01.529 --> 01:19:03.970
so I'll go to the veteran, he's closer. Okay.

01:19:04.789 --> 01:19:08.510
And short short him right in the... Short short.

01:19:08.970 --> 01:19:14.770
Right in the Achilles tendon. Okay. And... You

01:19:14.770 --> 01:19:20.010
gotta do an attack roll. And knock him out. Very

01:19:20.010 --> 01:19:24.640
descriptive. I have to do an attack roll for

01:19:24.640 --> 01:19:35.699
my short sword. Yes. Eleven? No. You get to...

01:19:35.699 --> 01:19:41.039
No, you don't. I'm sorry. I'm going to disengage.

01:19:41.159 --> 01:19:49.520
Okay. You moved your feet to him. I thought he

01:19:49.520 --> 01:19:53.880
was 25. Okay. You've got five feet to back the

01:19:53.880 --> 01:19:56.939
fuck up, at least. Okay. Now we get an opportunity

01:19:56.939 --> 01:19:59.779
attack. Well, it was an opportunity attack. She

01:19:59.779 --> 01:20:01.560
ran up and daggered him and then walked away.

01:20:01.800 --> 01:20:04.600
I didn't dagger him. I short -shorted him. Oh,

01:20:04.600 --> 01:20:06.340
short -shorted him. Sorry. He got an opportunity

01:20:06.340 --> 01:20:08.699
attack. He's got a long, short... And he got

01:20:08.699 --> 01:20:12.159
a nat 20. Dib it. You're going down. I think

01:20:12.159 --> 01:20:14.180
you're down. You're going down. I think you're

01:20:14.180 --> 01:20:17.399
unconscious. That's double damage. So that's

01:20:17.399 --> 01:20:23.319
six and three plus three. What? Nine, ten, eleven,

01:20:23.340 --> 01:20:32.340
twelve. Yeah, buddy! Off to a good start. And

01:20:32.340 --> 01:20:36.779
with that opportunity to attack, it's Brighttide's

01:20:36.779 --> 01:20:45.779
turn. Oh yeah. Brighttide says, oh, we have more

01:20:45.779 --> 01:20:48.340
little biters ready to fight, and he pulls up

01:20:48.340 --> 01:20:51.539
a heavy crossbow. He's going to take a shot at

01:20:51.539 --> 01:20:54.420
Vera, because you're the one in the open. I'm

01:20:54.420 --> 01:20:55.880
going to make that dude roll like I did that

01:20:55.880 --> 01:20:59.600
one shoot. Six plus... He'll be bumbling. No,

01:20:59.619 --> 01:21:03.300
he misses. Six plus four. Good. Miss. All right.

01:21:03.600 --> 01:21:07.460
That's it. Vladimir, your turn. And how far am

01:21:07.460 --> 01:21:11.500
I from him? So you're about where Vera was, so

01:21:11.500 --> 01:21:14.539
about 35 to the right tide. All right. I'm going

01:21:14.539 --> 01:21:17.220
to hit him with... I'm going to hit right tide

01:21:17.220 --> 01:21:20.579
with a heavy crossbow. Okay, step out of the

01:21:20.579 --> 01:21:28.039
little hallway. Bow fight. Bow fight. Maybe not.

01:21:28.479 --> 01:21:31.840
Definitely not. Fucking denying it. No, definitely

01:21:31.840 --> 01:21:35.600
not. Carrying Cross, you got a veteran in your

01:21:35.600 --> 01:21:38.739
face. You've dealt with him before. Yeah. He's

01:21:38.739 --> 01:21:42.500
weak. He's been hurt. Wait, is it when a character

01:21:42.500 --> 01:21:44.800
ends their turn in your daggers, it hurts them?

01:21:44.920 --> 01:21:46.880
Or is it ends your turn? If they end their turn

01:21:46.880 --> 01:21:48.670
in it. Oh, then I need to do damage for Bright

01:21:48.670 --> 01:21:50.409
Tide again. Oh, okay. Because I forgot to move

01:21:50.409 --> 01:21:59.590
him. Oh, lovely. One, five, six. Shitty roll,

01:21:59.609 --> 01:22:02.029
seven damage. Seven? I got three ones in that.

01:22:02.149 --> 01:22:05.170
That's better than no damage. All right, back

01:22:05.170 --> 01:22:10.430
to you then with the veteran. Let's see. This

01:22:10.430 --> 01:22:15.369
could be risky business. So where's my standing

01:22:15.369 --> 01:22:19.579
position right now? You are on the west side

01:22:19.579 --> 01:22:23.739
of this main room, square room, in the entrance

01:22:23.739 --> 01:22:26.119
of the hallway to the west stock room. So I'm

01:22:26.119 --> 01:22:28.439
at an entrance to a hallway? Yes, and then the

01:22:28.439 --> 01:22:30.260
veteran's right in front of you. How wide is

01:22:30.260 --> 01:22:36.380
that hallway? It is 10 feet wide. Okay. Two squares.

01:22:37.359 --> 01:22:40.899
And how far was that guy's movement distance?

01:22:41.279 --> 01:22:47.119
The veteran? 30. Ah, I'm going to move. My cloud

01:22:47.119 --> 01:22:50.199
of daggers exactly six feet in front of me. It

01:22:50.199 --> 01:22:54.180
has a five -foot hit area. So it will be Within

01:22:54.180 --> 01:22:56.899
blow a kiss at the daggers in front of my face.

01:22:57.020 --> 01:22:59.300
Okay, so he's getting hit with it If he's trying

01:22:59.300 --> 01:23:01.279
to fight me face to face he is yeah, he's face

01:23:01.279 --> 01:23:02.699
to face Yeah, he's gonna be standing in there

01:23:02.699 --> 01:23:04.640
the whole time. All right, so then that doesn't

01:23:04.640 --> 01:23:06.439
damage right away because he just entered it

01:23:06.439 --> 01:23:09.979
Yeah, or it answers him. Yeah, or so yeah, so

01:23:09.979 --> 01:23:14.010
the old daggers injured him the cloud of it Yeah,

01:23:14.010 --> 01:23:16.189
they're a pest the daggers are luckily I'm rolling

01:23:16.189 --> 01:23:24.069
absolute garbage Seven again All right, yeah,

01:23:24.130 --> 01:23:25.529
he's like he's like ready to fight you and you

01:23:25.529 --> 01:23:29.890
see He's fucking demon but that knives keep attacking

01:23:29.890 --> 01:23:31.649
me. It's like you're not distracted. Are you

01:23:31.649 --> 01:23:35.390
from our funny? Yeah, it's his turn good. He's

01:23:35.390 --> 01:23:44.710
gonna try to grapple you Okay So three plus three,

01:23:44.890 --> 01:23:51.390
you got six. Against my athletics? Yes. That's

01:23:51.390 --> 01:23:55.890
a 14. Yeah, you're ready to break free and he

01:23:55.890 --> 01:23:58.010
doesn't yank you into the cloud of daggers. Good.

01:23:58.590 --> 01:24:03.170
Damn it. All right. Vera, your turn. You're in

01:24:03.170 --> 01:24:05.529
the middle of the open room. There's a veteran

01:24:05.529 --> 01:24:09.109
10 feet from you now and a bright tide. Don't

01:24:09.109 --> 01:24:11.760
melee the veteran. 20 feet from you. I'm going

01:24:11.760 --> 01:24:13.539
to look around. Yeah, if you get close to the

01:24:13.539 --> 01:24:15.880
veteran, any closer, your daggers will come out.

01:24:16.779 --> 01:24:20.020
I'm going to look around for somewhere I can

01:24:20.020 --> 01:24:23.180
get safe while I take a blood potion. So you

01:24:23.180 --> 01:24:25.060
can move to the hallway you came from if you

01:24:25.060 --> 01:24:29.619
want back out of the view. Yeah. Okay. Yeah,

01:24:29.619 --> 01:24:30.659
because if you go the other way, you're going

01:24:30.659 --> 01:24:33.000
to have to run. I only have one blood potion.

01:24:33.859 --> 01:24:35.439
Yeah, there was only three, so we all know. You

01:24:35.439 --> 01:24:38.760
look like you're going to need it. You is hurt.

01:24:38.859 --> 01:24:40.760
I know. I only have the one life that we took

01:24:40.760 --> 01:24:44.239
from... I mean, that's part of it. You better

01:24:44.239 --> 01:24:47.539
kill him quick. What is it you rolled? 1d4 plus

01:24:47.539 --> 01:24:55.140
4. Or, plus 2. Plus 2? Okay. 5. Okay. 5 healing.

01:24:57.159 --> 01:25:05.279
Yay. Better than 5. You still have an action

01:25:05.279 --> 01:25:07.119
if you want to do anything else, but you probably

01:25:07.119 --> 01:25:08.770
can't. No, there's not that I can really do,

01:25:08.850 --> 01:25:10.869
but lay here and not die. Bright tide's turn.

01:25:12.350 --> 01:25:14.189
I think he's gonna just do another crossbow attack

01:25:14.189 --> 01:25:15.609
at you because he knows that bitch is hiding

01:25:15.609 --> 01:25:18.470
behind that wall. With that fucking sneaky little

01:25:18.470 --> 01:25:24.170
dagger. Sure, sir. 18 plus stuff, so it hits.

01:25:25.109 --> 01:25:28.829
Oh, shit. You gonna shoot her through the wall?

01:25:29.489 --> 01:25:32.729
Wait, that's a long dance. Didn't you just say

01:25:32.729 --> 01:25:36.380
she's behind the wall? Shooting at you. I say

01:25:36.380 --> 01:25:37.939
he's gonna shoot at you and he's not gonna get

01:25:37.939 --> 01:25:39.539
close because he knows that bitch is hiding behind

01:25:39.539 --> 01:25:46.060
that wall. Four plus four. Jesus. Eight damage.

01:25:47.260 --> 01:25:51.800
Heavy crossbow. I'm down to ten. Wow. You and

01:25:51.800 --> 01:25:54.020
Kelly are matching. You and Vera. Alright, your

01:25:54.020 --> 01:25:56.399
turn, Vladimir. Tootin'. Alright, I'm gonna hit

01:25:56.399 --> 01:25:58.539
him back with a fucking crossbow because fucking...

01:25:58.539 --> 01:26:08.289
Bow fight! Come on, don't do me dirty. Yes. Anything

01:26:08.289 --> 01:26:11.789
you want to do while you've got movement and

01:26:11.789 --> 01:26:16.590
bonus action? I can put a curse on him. I'm going

01:26:16.590 --> 01:26:20.029
to give him the blood curse of bloated agony.

01:26:20.850 --> 01:26:24.130
Yeah. Fuck him. He's got bloated agony. He's

01:26:24.130 --> 01:26:27.170
bloated in agony. Anything else? That's all I

01:26:27.170 --> 01:26:36.449
got. Let's see. Karrion Kross. Your turn. All

01:26:36.449 --> 01:26:38.569
right. I'm standing out of the cloud of daggers.

01:26:39.250 --> 01:26:41.729
I will swing my scythe into it to hit the guy.

01:26:42.250 --> 01:26:46.529
Since it is a long -range weapon. Yes. Let's

01:26:46.529 --> 01:26:53.050
see if I hit him. Quick fail? No, that doesn't

01:26:53.050 --> 01:26:55.989
hit him. I'm going to say with that, he kind

01:26:55.989 --> 01:26:58.550
of moves and you do a little... Your head just

01:26:58.550 --> 01:27:00.489
kind of touches the cloud of daggers, so give

01:27:00.489 --> 01:27:03.640
yourself some cloud of daggers damage. I think

01:27:03.640 --> 01:27:05.000
it's gonna be the best rolls I've had yet, probably

01:27:05.000 --> 01:27:10.319
was. Yeah, max damage the whole time. No, it

01:27:10.319 --> 01:27:12.359
wasn't bad. Six damage. Oh yeah, less than you

01:27:12.359 --> 01:27:15.199
gave them. They knew. The daggers were like,

01:27:15.260 --> 01:27:20.180
Dad? They were like, no, Dad, no. Dad, no. All

01:27:20.180 --> 01:27:23.399
right, anything else? Bonus actions or nothing?

01:27:24.460 --> 01:27:25.859
I don't know if you got it. I don't know your

01:27:25.859 --> 01:27:27.880
guys' characters anymore, so I don't know what

01:27:27.880 --> 01:27:29.180
you got. Not really, not with that disposal,

01:27:29.420 --> 01:27:31.920
I don't think. All right, then it is his turn.

01:27:33.319 --> 01:27:35.220
You can't really move too much because you'll

01:27:35.220 --> 01:27:39.460
get an opportunity attack. So I think he's just

01:27:39.460 --> 01:27:42.039
going to try and take you out with everything

01:27:42.039 --> 01:27:46.840
he's got. Yeah, I put him in a bad spot. Oh god,

01:27:46.899 --> 01:27:54.979
he hits. 18 plus 3? Yeah, it hits. That's 2 plus

01:27:54.979 --> 01:28:04.210
3. Poop. Nice. Vera, your turn. My goodness.

01:28:06.930 --> 01:28:13.430
How close am I to whichever? Well, the veteran

01:28:13.430 --> 01:28:16.189
is 30 feet from you in a cloud of daggers. And

01:28:16.189 --> 01:28:19.409
Bright Tide is about 35 feet from you now. Damn.

01:28:20.029 --> 01:28:24.010
A cloud of daggers? Yeah. That's what... That's

01:28:24.010 --> 01:28:25.909
exactly what it's like. Yeah, he just summons

01:28:25.909 --> 01:28:27.930
a cloud of daggers and it's slicing him up. Oh,

01:28:27.930 --> 01:28:30.229
shit. I didn't realize that's what was happening.

01:28:30.229 --> 01:28:32.090
The veteran that Carrion is fighting, yes, he's

01:28:32.090 --> 01:28:33.800
got cloud of daggers on him. The bright tide

01:28:33.800 --> 01:28:35.840
does not. He's just been shooting crossbow, you

01:28:35.840 --> 01:28:42.640
guys. So I'm going to dash that way I can double

01:28:42.640 --> 01:28:45.159
my movement speed since they're already pretty

01:28:45.159 --> 01:28:48.220
much my whole movement speed away from me. That

01:28:48.220 --> 01:28:52.960
way when I get done slicing him, I can still

01:28:52.960 --> 01:28:55.340
be running away. Okay, give me a slice on bright

01:28:55.340 --> 01:28:58.260
tide. I'm going to use my short sword. Whoops,

01:28:58.779 --> 01:29:05.300
I dropped my die. Twelve. 13, 14, 15, 16 to hit.

01:29:05.560 --> 01:29:08.039
On the money. Do you have two bonus actions?

01:29:09.239 --> 01:29:19.420
Oh wait, that's not a 1d6. Ah. Piss. Four damage.

01:29:19.880 --> 01:29:25.039
She will learn one day. Four damage. Sliced and

01:29:25.039 --> 01:29:28.699
diced. Okay, you're up on him. No, I'm not up

01:29:28.699 --> 01:29:30.899
on him. I kept running. I said I sliced them

01:29:30.899 --> 01:29:32.479
and kept running. So you're going to slice them

01:29:32.479 --> 01:29:36.020
and then run away? Yeah, to safety. Again. Once

01:29:36.020 --> 01:29:38.979
again. Flaw in the plan. It's a disengage to

01:29:38.979 --> 01:29:40.899
run away, is it not? That takes a bonus action.

01:29:40.920 --> 01:29:42.579
That takes a bonus action. Which you use to dash.

01:29:45.079 --> 01:29:47.880
I'll give you, you can either stay there or you

01:29:47.880 --> 01:29:49.579
can run away and take the opportunity attack.

01:29:50.699 --> 01:29:52.500
You can guarantee that he's gonna attack you

01:29:52.500 --> 01:29:53.859
if you're standing there, or he's gonna attack

01:29:53.859 --> 01:29:55.619
you if you run away. I'm still gonna run away.

01:29:55.640 --> 01:29:56.920
An hour later. Okay, you're still gonna run away?

01:29:57.100 --> 01:29:59.039
Try to get away with opportunity attack. Let's

01:29:59.039 --> 01:30:07.100
try it. Oh boy. She's dead. If he hits you, you

01:30:07.100 --> 01:30:08.779
can't move away either. Your stuff's better.

01:30:09.920 --> 01:30:13.159
Got a 19 plus stuff. He cracked you right in

01:30:13.159 --> 01:30:14.819
the back of the cranium. With a war hammer. Oh

01:30:14.819 --> 01:30:19.609
fuck. Fuck. Night night. Vampires is? Three plus

01:30:19.609 --> 01:30:23.789
three. You're looking at a low roll. Oh, you're

01:30:23.789 --> 01:30:26.550
not dead. You're close. You're not dead. That

01:30:26.550 --> 01:30:29.229
ore hammer dinged you in the noggin and gave

01:30:29.229 --> 01:30:31.470
you a good dent. But it interrupted your movement.

01:30:31.630 --> 01:30:33.289
And interrupted your movement. So you're still

01:30:33.289 --> 01:30:36.670
within kill range. Actually, perfect kill range.

01:30:36.869 --> 01:30:40.390
Which is not good. So next up is Lord Brighttide.

01:30:41.510 --> 01:30:45.510
Oh, fuck. oh it's his turn right up there he

01:30:45.510 --> 01:30:48.170
said get over here yeah as you as you step up

01:30:48.170 --> 01:30:51.010
and try to run away and he's like he reaches

01:30:51.010 --> 01:30:53.409
his big old arm out and grabs you and he's gonna

01:30:53.409 --> 01:30:59.949
try and grab you oh go for it man strength what's

01:30:59.949 --> 01:31:02.149
your athletic strength plus so i got 16 plus

01:31:02.149 --> 01:31:06.130
three i'm gonna do a composed athletics check

01:31:06.130 --> 01:31:10.720
well kelly's vampire might die she's dead Or

01:31:10.720 --> 01:31:12.100
make it really hard for you guys to kill him

01:31:12.100 --> 01:31:13.979
without killing her. Yeah, she'd go unconscious.

01:31:15.260 --> 01:31:17.779
It's just unconscious. He's dragging her. He'll

01:31:17.779 --> 01:31:19.680
have to keep boot -stomping your corpse to kill

01:31:19.680 --> 01:31:23.239
you for a little while. What'd he do? He's grappled

01:31:23.239 --> 01:31:26.659
you with a 16 plus 3, so you need to make a Strength

01:31:26.659 --> 01:31:28.920
Athletics check to try and not be grappled. Strength

01:31:28.920 --> 01:31:33.699
Athletics check. You can learn that these holy

01:31:33.699 --> 01:31:37.489
warriors don't care about using... Undead, unholy

01:31:37.489 --> 01:31:42.489
creatures as human shields. 19! 19? Yeah. Strength?

01:31:44.670 --> 01:31:49.569
Athletics. I rolled an 18 plus 1. Okay. Okay.

01:31:50.670 --> 01:31:54.270
My strength athletics is plus 1. Oh yeah, then

01:31:54.270 --> 01:31:57.930
you beat it. Literally. Damn. Yeah, I'm awesome.

01:31:58.350 --> 01:32:01.630
Say it. Yeah, you beat it. You got lucky. You

01:32:01.630 --> 01:32:03.670
did get lucky. So yeah, that was his turn. What

01:32:03.670 --> 01:32:06.220
the fuck, wow. Alright Vladimir, it's your turn.

01:32:06.340 --> 01:32:09.260
So is she in front of him? She's there, but she's

01:32:09.260 --> 01:32:11.079
not grappled. So I can shoot him and not hit

01:32:11.079 --> 01:32:15.619
her? Awesome. We're gonna try it again. I have

01:32:15.619 --> 01:32:16.699
a feeling you're gonna run away and he's just

01:32:16.699 --> 01:32:21.460
gonna shoot you in the back. Just slide face

01:32:21.460 --> 01:32:26.119
in the dirt. You're gonna get the old John Snow's

01:32:26.119 --> 01:32:30.800
brother treatment. Motherfucker. No. 8 plus 3.

01:32:30.920 --> 01:32:33.789
8 plus 3. Not gonna do it. He's a fucking aero

01:32:33.789 --> 01:32:37.130
-dodging fool. Carrying cross. Got the veteran

01:32:37.130 --> 01:32:42.489
still standing. He needs to take his... Another

01:32:42.489 --> 01:32:45.670
round of damage. Since he decided to camp in

01:32:45.670 --> 01:32:52.409
the cloud. Two... Three... Four... Five damage,

01:32:52.550 --> 01:32:56.369
jeez. Got a lot of ones. You're nailing them

01:32:56.369 --> 01:33:01.430
down. And... Scythe. What the fuck is happening?

01:33:02.579 --> 01:33:05.300
That's not it. That was a 2 plus 3. Alright,

01:33:06.720 --> 01:33:08.819
it's his turn. I think he's gonna go with the

01:33:08.819 --> 01:33:10.260
grapple again, because I think your cloud of

01:33:10.260 --> 01:33:14.819
daggers do more damage than he does. 19. Oh,

01:33:14.939 --> 01:33:19.659
baby! 19 plus 3. What the fuck? Okay, 19 plus

01:33:19.659 --> 01:33:24.380
3. I swear to God, if you get a fucking 20, or

01:33:24.380 --> 01:33:26.220
anything plus anything. The only way I could

01:33:26.220 --> 01:33:28.939
beat it would be a flat crit, because I'll be

01:33:28.939 --> 01:33:32.859
at 22 with the bonus off a crit. Come on, crit,

01:33:32.920 --> 01:33:34.699
baby. It's a crit. I'm going to shit my pants.

01:33:35.619 --> 01:33:39.479
Eight. Plus two. Not a crit. Yeah, so he grapples

01:33:39.479 --> 01:33:41.560
you. Come here, you son of a bitch, and taste

01:33:41.560 --> 01:33:43.100
it. So, yeah, you're going to have to take your

01:33:43.100 --> 01:33:45.819
own cloud of daggers on, I guess. I've been rolling

01:33:45.819 --> 01:33:48.640
shit anyways. Honestly, his attack would probably

01:33:48.640 --> 01:33:50.520
hit harder than the fire damage it's been doing.

01:33:50.600 --> 01:33:53.600
Vera, your turn. You're about... There's a flaw

01:33:53.600 --> 01:33:55.579
in his plan, though. You're about ten feet from

01:33:55.579 --> 01:33:57.279
Lord Brighttime. He's also got a fucking cloud

01:33:57.279 --> 01:34:00.430
of daggers with me. Yeah. 10 feet from him. I'm

01:34:00.430 --> 01:34:02.250
not stuck in here with you. You're stuck in here

01:34:02.250 --> 01:34:04.329
with me. He's never milled by it three times.

01:34:04.689 --> 01:34:07.229
So I'm just going to go up five feet because

01:34:07.229 --> 01:34:10.550
my short sword has a five foot reach and short

01:34:10.550 --> 01:34:12.890
sword and hopefully nick his artery and bleed

01:34:12.890 --> 01:34:19.470
him out. Nope, never mind. Seven. Okay. Anything

01:34:19.470 --> 01:34:23.649
else? Just engage. There you go. Alright, let's

01:34:23.649 --> 01:34:26.630
see where you can move to. You can just barely

01:34:26.630 --> 01:34:30.960
get behind your wall. Alright, you're out of

01:34:30.960 --> 01:34:33.020
fucking view from that motherfucker to shoot

01:34:33.020 --> 01:34:36.880
you this time. But, it's his turn and he can

01:34:36.880 --> 01:34:39.359
still see Vladimir Tutin peeking the corner.

01:34:40.319 --> 01:34:45.880
So, he's gonna take a heavy crossbow. Disadvantage,

01:34:45.979 --> 01:34:50.920
because he's peeking. If he is peeking. Well,

01:34:51.020 --> 01:34:56.840
it would be a plus to his AC from hiding in that

01:34:56.840 --> 01:35:00.710
corner. I think a napkin only breaks that. What

01:35:00.710 --> 01:35:03.949
the fuck? This dude's smoking crack. Take this

01:35:03.949 --> 01:35:09.029
mug or crossbow. Jesus Christ. So that's 6 and

01:35:09.029 --> 01:35:20.369
4 plus 2. That's 12. Total. 12 total. That was

01:35:20.369 --> 01:35:23.489
a stiff bolt. Okay, down. That was a stiff bolt.

01:35:23.960 --> 01:35:29.100
Dun dun dun! Vampire down! And now it's Vladimir's

01:35:29.100 --> 01:35:34.819
turn, so I need to make me a death save. Vampires.

01:35:35.260 --> 01:35:39.659
It's a special kind of death save. Spit up a

01:35:39.659 --> 01:35:42.239
little bit more blood. Carrion Cross, your turn.

01:35:42.979 --> 01:35:46.100
You've got a vampire falling. Let's do our checks

01:35:46.100 --> 01:35:49.960
here. Because every turn you're going to have

01:35:49.960 --> 01:35:52.100
to try and hold on to my ass. Oh yeah, fuck.

01:35:52.430 --> 01:35:53.729
I'm still going to take the damage from being

01:35:53.729 --> 01:36:00.069
in it. Okay, 13 plus 3. Alright. 19 plus 2. Yeah,

01:36:00.090 --> 01:36:02.470
you break out. Alright, now the damage. You have

01:36:02.470 --> 01:36:03.689
to step out of your cloud of daggers. You have

01:36:03.689 --> 01:36:12.550
to do it from the entering end. 4, 5. Okay, 9

01:36:12.550 --> 01:36:19.409
damage to both of us. Okay, 9 to him. And 9 to

01:36:19.409 --> 01:36:23.279
George, so... Yeah, he's dead. It rips him to

01:36:23.279 --> 01:36:24.779
shreds. You just start turning into like a mist

01:36:24.779 --> 01:36:32.359
looks like piranhas Okay, yeah, I'll taste in

01:36:32.359 --> 01:36:37.579
the chunk all right Your turn Vera your turn

01:36:37.579 --> 01:36:42.640
Well, I didn't even attack. Oh, yeah, you didn't

01:36:42.640 --> 01:36:45.220
attack is your turn still then the daggers I

01:36:45.220 --> 01:36:50.220
killed him I'm supposed to be counting turns.

01:36:50.279 --> 01:36:52.420
I think that was a fifth turn now, right? That

01:36:52.420 --> 01:36:54.640
was the fifth round. Yeah, so I get ten with

01:36:54.640 --> 01:36:59.020
the daggers. How far away is the bow guy? Probably

01:36:59.020 --> 01:37:03.300
not super far from you. Twenty -five. Yep. I'll

01:37:03.300 --> 01:37:06.079
move him a lot of daggers right into his occupying

01:37:06.079 --> 01:37:10.760
space. Okay. A lot of daggers. Let me roll the

01:37:10.760 --> 01:37:16.000
damage for that. Yeah. I'm going to put a little

01:37:16.000 --> 01:37:25.470
four. Two, six, seven. Ten damage. Ten damage?

01:37:25.750 --> 01:37:27.409
It does better when it's away from me. Yeah,

01:37:27.409 --> 01:37:29.470
the further away it gets. I would imagine it's

01:37:29.470 --> 01:37:31.770
going to be hard to shoot a bow accurately. So

01:37:31.770 --> 01:37:35.470
that's tearing him up, shredding him a bit. Is

01:37:35.470 --> 01:37:37.989
that it for your turn, Dan? All right, Vera,

01:37:38.069 --> 01:37:40.029
it's your turn. He's got a cloud of daggers surrounding

01:37:40.029 --> 01:37:42.909
him now. And I'm still just like five foot away

01:37:42.909 --> 01:37:45.449
from him? No, you ran back to the hallway. Oh,

01:37:45.449 --> 01:37:48.949
yeah. No, I forgot I did that. So at this point,

01:37:48.970 --> 01:37:52.069
you're down to long range. If you get close,

01:37:52.229 --> 01:37:53.430
you're going to get hit by a cloud of daggers.

01:37:53.470 --> 01:37:55.789
And you're very low health, so... So I'm just

01:37:55.789 --> 01:37:58.010
going to skip my turn. I think you can actually

01:37:58.010 --> 01:38:02.130
give a medicine check to stabilize Vladimir,

01:38:02.369 --> 01:38:04.810
if you want to do that. Okay, I can do that.

01:38:04.869 --> 01:38:06.470
A medicine check? Yeah, give you a medicine check.

01:38:08.350 --> 01:38:09.989
So that Vladimir doesn't bleed out on the die,

01:38:10.090 --> 01:38:12.369
on the ground. What would a medicine check be?

01:38:13.050 --> 01:38:15.430
I think it's either wisdom or intelligence. Wisdom?

01:38:15.710 --> 01:38:25.960
Yeah. Not one. Perfect. Make me a death save.

01:38:26.859 --> 01:38:29.680
Come on, I'm here. No! She made you worse. She

01:38:29.680 --> 01:38:31.739
fucked you up. I'm sorry, that's the only thing.

01:38:31.760 --> 01:38:33.600
She put her knee on your throat. Hey, you passed

01:38:33.600 --> 01:38:35.579
it. Okay, so you got a save out of that. You

01:38:35.579 --> 01:38:37.720
could have gotten worse, but... She nailed all

01:38:37.720 --> 01:38:39.279
your balls while she was trying to help you.

01:38:39.859 --> 01:38:42.279
I'm so sorry! She squished a vampire ball while

01:38:42.279 --> 01:38:44.779
she was trying to pick you up. I didn't mean

01:38:44.779 --> 01:38:49.000
to. Alright, bright tides turn. He's gonna be

01:38:49.000 --> 01:38:51.380
like, ah, fuck, shit, ow. He's gonna start making

01:38:51.380 --> 01:38:53.939
his way towards you, Carrion, because now he

01:38:53.939 --> 01:38:57.279
realizes. Yeah, that's expected. Alright, he's

01:38:57.279 --> 01:39:00.960
gonna take a Warhammer smack. He has no friends,

01:39:01.000 --> 01:39:08.319
so he's not okay. 12 plus 4. I forgot you guys

01:39:08.319 --> 01:39:13.119
are normal people anymore. I'm wearing mage armor,

01:39:13.279 --> 01:39:16.500
so that's a little tougher now, isn't it? 6 plus

01:39:16.500 --> 01:39:22.069
3. Six plus three? Hell yeah, one HP. Oh, fuck.

01:39:22.489 --> 01:39:26.250
No doubt. Well, enough dicking around, everybody.

01:39:26.470 --> 01:39:28.609
Short turn, death save. Everybody keeps just

01:39:28.609 --> 01:39:30.649
missing their fucking arrows and fucking dagger

01:39:30.649 --> 01:39:35.270
stabs. I failed again. Failed? Oh, wait. Yeah,

01:39:35.289 --> 01:39:37.930
I failed. Death. It says save. That's weird.

01:39:38.189 --> 01:39:41.609
Yeah, it does say save, but it was a three. Yeah.

01:39:42.510 --> 01:39:46.340
Carrying the cross. Your turn. Right tied in

01:39:46.340 --> 01:39:48.479
your shit. How rough is that dude looking not

01:39:48.479 --> 01:39:51.159
rough rough. He's rough He's been getting tore

01:39:51.159 --> 01:39:53.500
up by cloud of daggers and all kinds of shit.

01:39:53.579 --> 01:39:57.279
You guys actually hit him He's pretty rough he

01:39:57.279 --> 01:39:59.000
didn't have like crazy super super high also

01:39:59.000 --> 01:40:02.840
Uh reach my bonus action to disengage away from

01:40:02.840 --> 01:40:08.159
him. Okay about Back down the way you came to

01:40:08.159 --> 01:40:10.220
the stock room or yeah, we'll say about like

01:40:10.220 --> 01:40:13.500
10 foot just see a little distance and then I

01:40:13.500 --> 01:40:20.149
will Let him hear the bell. So let's see if he

01:40:20.149 --> 01:40:28.890
passes a 13 wisdom save. He fails. 3 plus 0.

01:40:29.149 --> 01:40:33.010
Takes a d12 of psychic damage. Not psychic, necrotic.

01:40:35.270 --> 01:40:45.199
5. 5 damage. Alright, Vera, your turn. Got the

01:40:45.199 --> 01:40:47.140
option he is not in the cloud of daggers any

01:40:47.140 --> 01:40:52.199
longer. Yes. No medicine check and not fail this

01:40:52.199 --> 01:40:59.119
time Or you could have just stabbed the fucking

01:40:59.119 --> 01:41:01.079
guy who's about to kill your other teammate and

01:41:01.079 --> 01:41:04.319
leave you stranded by yourself What'd you do

01:41:04.319 --> 01:41:07.439
stab the other guy? What was your medicine check

01:41:07.439 --> 01:41:14.579
fail? Oh, you're dead. Are you serious? Please

01:41:14.579 --> 01:41:22.079
save yourself. Oh you did. Holy fuck. Alright

01:41:22.079 --> 01:41:23.699
what are you going to do now? You still got movement

01:41:23.699 --> 01:41:25.220
and a bonus action. Are you going to do anything

01:41:25.220 --> 01:41:27.399
else? You've got a dagger in your off hand. You've

01:41:27.399 --> 01:41:30.840
got movement. You can't do a medicine check but

01:41:30.840 --> 01:41:34.319
you can run and stab if you want. No I have to

01:41:34.319 --> 01:41:38.180
stay safe. I'm going to die myself. If I run

01:41:38.180 --> 01:41:43.199
and stab I'm going to die myself. Okay. Not if

01:41:43.199 --> 01:41:45.260
you're within movement distance. You disengage

01:41:45.260 --> 01:41:47.859
at rivers. He would have to chase you down, but

01:41:47.859 --> 01:41:49.720
he's probably going to fuck me up because I'm

01:41:49.720 --> 01:41:51.520
right there. You can't disengage because she's

01:41:51.520 --> 01:41:53.640
only got about a section left. Oh, well, never

01:41:53.640 --> 01:41:56.699
mind. Yeah, I'm going to have to just not do

01:41:56.699 --> 01:42:00.039
nothing else. All right. Throw some shit at him.

01:42:00.500 --> 01:42:03.300
Throw a bubble, I said. All right, he's going

01:42:03.300 --> 01:42:07.380
to move up because I'm war hammering you. He

01:42:07.380 --> 01:42:10.100
misses. Good. Thank God. It's the only fucking

01:42:10.100 --> 01:42:13.489
chance I had. Vladimir Tutin, death save, and

01:42:13.489 --> 01:42:16.170
it's the last one. We're gonna lose you already.

01:42:17.170 --> 01:42:20.770
Woo! Save! Wait, was that three saves? Yeah.

01:42:21.069 --> 01:42:23.710
Then you're stabilized. You're not gonna have

01:42:23.710 --> 01:42:25.090
to make any more, you're not gonna die. You're

01:42:25.090 --> 01:42:28.529
at one HP. Yeah. Carrion Cross, your turn. He's

01:42:28.529 --> 01:42:32.029
in your face. Go on. I'm gonna try and melee

01:42:32.029 --> 01:42:43.619
him and hope to god it works. 12? No. Yeah, of

01:42:43.619 --> 01:42:49.439
course. Why would it? Uh, yeah, that's it. Farrah,

01:42:49.500 --> 01:42:53.060
your turn. Vladimir's alive. Don't touch him.

01:42:53.939 --> 01:42:58.760
I will stab him. Not Vladimir. Good, you're awake.

01:42:58.979 --> 01:43:03.579
Not Vladimir. And disengage. Okay, give me a

01:43:03.579 --> 01:43:05.479
stab and a disengage. Saying that out loud now.

01:43:06.420 --> 01:43:09.359
With a short, I'm gonna short sword. Short sword.

01:43:10.770 --> 01:43:16.449
14? No. Give me advantage. You've got another

01:43:16.449 --> 01:43:20.689
one on him. No. Alright, it's his turn. Well,

01:43:21.170 --> 01:43:24.770
I disengaged and got safe first. Then it's his

01:43:24.770 --> 01:43:32.430
turn. Let's see how far he goes. You can move

01:43:32.430 --> 01:43:36.090
only a little bit. Because of how far he was.

01:43:36.810 --> 01:43:39.390
So you're like 10 foot from him. Vladimir Tootin,

01:43:39.390 --> 01:43:43.500
it's your turn. One HP, brother. He's exactly

01:43:43.500 --> 01:43:46.779
your movement speed away. But if you want to

01:43:46.779 --> 01:43:51.000
shoot him, that's fine. I'm going to take one

01:43:51.000 --> 01:43:52.979
for the team and just run up on him and try to

01:43:52.979 --> 01:43:55.560
short sword him because I get a plus two on that.

01:43:55.899 --> 01:43:58.939
Okay. As long as there's two people up on him,

01:43:58.960 --> 01:44:05.380
we get advantage. Twelve plus three plus two,

01:44:05.520 --> 01:44:09.770
so fifteen, seventeen. Yes. And then... Alright.

01:44:11.949 --> 01:44:14.770
Oh, no. Shit. Not... I looked at the wrong one.

01:44:14.949 --> 01:44:16.670
Oh, that's plus 4. So anyway, it's still good.

01:44:18.949 --> 01:44:26.090
1d6 plus 4. Ah, shit. 5 damage. 5? That's good

01:44:26.090 --> 01:44:28.310
in there. That's 5. Let's hope that again. Alright,

01:44:28.329 --> 01:44:34.909
anything else? Pray. Pray to gods. Yeah, pretty

01:44:34.909 --> 01:44:38.050
much. Pray to the first one. The first vampire.

01:44:38.430 --> 01:44:41.449
Pray to him. Your turn. Oh, my turn? Oh, nice.

01:44:42.250 --> 01:44:45.550
Hmm. Should I go spell or attack? You've got

01:44:45.550 --> 01:44:48.510
to figure out a way to not take damage. I've

01:44:48.510 --> 01:44:50.770
got to figure out if it's wiser to have him do

01:44:50.770 --> 01:44:57.390
a check or try to beat the AC. Well, from past

01:44:57.390 --> 01:45:00.729
experience, he's failed some checks. Yeah, I'm

01:45:00.729 --> 01:45:04.050
doing the check. Total dead again. Should have

01:45:04.050 --> 01:45:07.369
put a curse on him. He's already cursed. So actually

01:45:07.369 --> 01:45:09.250
his strength and dex checks have a disadvantage.

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13 wisdom check. Okay. He fails. Good. 1d12 of

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damage. Fucking duck. 3 damage. What the fuck?

01:45:22.130 --> 01:45:25.409
He's getting really hurt. He's really, really

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bad. He's starting to feel the pain. I wish I

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had any type of bonus action. It's your turn.

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You're about 10 feet from him. Vladimir's next

01:45:34.100 --> 01:45:35.640
to him, sticking to the short sword, carrying

01:45:35.640 --> 01:45:37.859
and slashing with a fucking bloodslife. I move

01:45:37.859 --> 01:45:39.939
up five foot and short sword him. Short sword

01:45:39.939 --> 01:45:46.100
him. Roll with advantage. Yes. Eighteen. Yes.

01:45:46.399 --> 01:45:55.060
Yay, finally. Three damage. Alright, it's his

01:45:55.060 --> 01:45:57.380
turn. He's filling these pests. I disengage.

01:45:57.680 --> 01:46:01.159
Snack him in the back of the head. Move at full

01:46:01.159 --> 01:46:04.909
movement speed. Just enough that's enough away

01:46:04.909 --> 01:46:07.090
from his... Okay, you stepped out of just out

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of range, and now you're going to turn around

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and try to hit Vladimir. He's going to take swings

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back and forth. He's just battling off everything.

01:46:14.750 --> 01:46:17.829
He's desperate. He's desperate. He's surrounded.

01:46:18.010 --> 01:46:22.890
He misses. Thank God. Roll a two. And now I will

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stab him. Yes, it is your turn. Stab him good.

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Lord Brighthide Fearsome. 15. Right yet. Yes,

01:46:34.329 --> 01:46:37.850
15. Advantage. Advantage. Well, that was with,

01:46:37.930 --> 01:46:40.390
because it was 9 plus 4, then plus 2. You get

01:46:40.390 --> 01:46:46.029
advantage from muscle. Oh, that's worse. That's

01:46:46.029 --> 01:46:48.670
8. Yeah, you missed. Barely. Carrying cross.

01:46:48.789 --> 01:46:55.369
Your turn. So, 16. Alright, swing. Roll it again.

01:46:57.109 --> 01:47:02.699
He's cooked. 16. Yeah. On the money. Good. 24

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plus 3 to 4 plus 3 so 7 Yeah, that one comes

01:47:10.479 --> 01:47:12.399
through and like takes a good yash and like you're

01:47:12.399 --> 01:47:14.960
seeing his armor breaking and like He's he's

01:47:14.960 --> 01:47:16.600
getting like weak. His arms aren't holding up

01:47:16.600 --> 01:47:19.279
his hammer or hammer quite good good Farrah your

01:47:19.279 --> 01:47:24.760
turn I'm gonna short sword him again short sword

01:47:24.760 --> 01:47:34.550
16 all the money Six. Ah, he had six health up.

01:47:34.869 --> 01:47:39.390
No way. Yeah, yeah. So you guys are just... Everybody's

01:47:39.390 --> 01:47:41.289
just whacking him. We're down to like one HP.

01:47:41.390 --> 01:47:43.350
Yeah, just freaking beating this dude. And then

01:47:43.350 --> 01:47:46.010
you guys are surviving off of no HP. And he finally

01:47:46.010 --> 01:47:50.829
falls. And as this body drops, he just kind of

01:47:50.829 --> 01:47:52.710
like withers away. And you see this like radiant

01:47:52.710 --> 01:47:55.510
light, almost like a soul, just like fade out

01:47:55.510 --> 01:47:58.109
of him. And he leaves there dead. I grab it.

01:47:58.149 --> 01:48:00.069
I need it. You grab it. You try to grab the soul.

01:48:00.590 --> 01:48:03.880
Okay, give me a... Really, really, really, really

01:48:03.880 --> 01:48:06.579
good dexterity check to see if you can grab a

01:48:06.579 --> 01:48:11.739
soul. 14. Yeah, no. That soul just slips right

01:48:11.739 --> 01:48:15.579
through your fingers. Go for blood. But yeah,

01:48:15.640 --> 01:48:18.119
you feel that after all the blood that's been

01:48:18.119 --> 01:48:21.119
shed, there may be more to clear out. There may

01:48:21.119 --> 01:48:23.680
be more to find about these evil vampire hunters

01:48:23.680 --> 01:48:26.180
that have destroyed and assaulted your lair.

01:48:26.479 --> 01:48:28.449
That'll be a time. To figure out for another

01:48:28.449 --> 01:48:30.449
time. Yeah, I've got to find a cubbyhole to sleep

01:48:30.449 --> 01:48:51.250
in. Find us a little hole to sleep in. Thanks

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for listening to... The Vampire Venture bonus

01:48:53.979 --> 01:48:56.619
episode. This episode of Dummies with Dice features

01:48:56.619 --> 01:49:00.560
Kelly Lee as Vera Van Sickle, Nate Chambers as

01:49:00.560 --> 01:49:06.220
Carrion Cross, the vampire, and Ryan Hart as

01:49:06.220 --> 01:49:10.520
Vladimir Toot. And Tristan Hayes is the dungeon

01:49:10.520 --> 01:49:14.140
master. The episode is edited and mixed by Tristan

01:49:14.140 --> 01:49:16.680
Hayes. The theme song of this episode was called

01:49:16.680 --> 01:49:19.720
Vampires. Our cover art, as always, is by Al

01:49:19.720 --> 01:49:24.210
Sorensen. Family's Advice will be back in two

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weeks with our normally scheduled episode. Thank

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you all.