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Hello and welcome 00:01:15.000 --> 00:01:17.200 to Dummies and Dice, a Dungeons and Dragons actual 00:01:17.200 --> 00:01:19.739 play podcast that follows three not -so -average 00:01:19.739 --> 00:01:21.900 dummies of our world that get transported to 00:01:21.900 --> 00:01:23.540 the world of Dungeons and Dragons where they 00:01:23.540 --> 00:01:25.379 must survive and try to find a way back home. 00:01:25.959 --> 00:01:28.840 I am Trisston Hayes, and I am your Dummy Master, 00:01:29.079 --> 00:01:31.599 and today we are doing something a little bit 00:01:31.599 --> 00:01:37.379 different. starting starting today we are going 00:01:37.379 --> 00:01:43.500 to be doing question of the day so today's question 00:01:43.500 --> 00:01:46.140 of the day to find a little bit about each character 00:01:46.140 --> 00:01:49.420 if you had a pet parrot what would you teach 00:01:49.420 --> 00:01:54.000 it to say who's going first here with their answer 00:01:54.000 --> 00:01:57.359 you know do your normal well I'm Kelli Lee and 00:01:57.359 --> 00:02:00.459 I play Miss Muffin she's a crazy cat lady rogue 00:02:01.560 --> 00:02:04.060 Obviously, she wouldn't have a parrot because 00:02:04.060 --> 00:02:08.000 her cats would eat it so it would last no longer 00:02:08.000 --> 00:02:15.659 than two seconds. Hey, Nate here. My character 00:02:15.659 --> 00:02:18.439 is Duke Crystal. He's the drug addicted level 00:02:18.439 --> 00:02:23.800 7 barbarian warlock of the group. I guess Duke 00:02:23.800 --> 00:02:27.199 would probably teach his parrot to say, where's 00:02:27.199 --> 00:02:36.460 your map? Where's your map? Alright, Ryan Tucker 00:02:36.460 --> 00:02:38.699 here. I play as Fleastick SockJelly. I'm the 00:02:38.699 --> 00:02:41.419 Hobo Trashmaster Cleric of the God Rumpke. I'm 00:02:41.419 --> 00:02:43.379 the McGyver of all things trash and garbage. 00:02:44.240 --> 00:02:47.860 I guess I would teach my parrot to say, Polly 00:02:47.860 --> 00:02:50.400 wanna crack whore? Polly wanna crack whore? No! 00:02:51.919 --> 00:02:54.659 It would go good in my alleyways, you know. You're 00:02:54.659 --> 00:02:56.240 going to be so proud of what they're saying to 00:02:56.240 --> 00:03:21.930 you. Polly wanna crack whore. All right, so where 00:03:21.930 --> 00:03:26.849 we left off what four weeks ago, I think You 00:03:26.849 --> 00:03:35.509 guys had went inside of the dungeon of deception 00:03:35.509 --> 00:03:40.370 because you let in a man Who did some kind of 00:03:40.370 --> 00:03:42.590 fair thing and taught you guys as people were 00:03:42.590 --> 00:03:44.610 back at the fortress the iron spine keep some 00:03:44.610 --> 00:03:47.650 magic And he let you know about a little full 00:03:47.650 --> 00:03:50.560 full secret dungeon to go take care of to find 00:03:50.560 --> 00:03:53.699 you some powerful weapons so you guys mentioned 00:03:53.699 --> 00:03:56.520 this place uh duke almost died well not almost 00:03:56.520 --> 00:04:00.060 died but drowned in wine he he did almost drown 00:04:00.060 --> 00:04:01.840 there was lots of wine pouring into a building 00:04:01.840 --> 00:04:05.000 but he made it out safely um and then you guys 00:04:05.000 --> 00:04:07.620 progressed forward into this dungeon and found 00:04:07.620 --> 00:04:11.979 a door with zombies fused as the door and flea 00:04:11.979 --> 00:04:15.520 stick used turn undead to unfuse them from the 00:04:15.520 --> 00:04:17.040 door and split them down the middle and open 00:04:17.040 --> 00:04:20.160 the door You also saw a secret door in the hallway 00:04:20.160 --> 00:04:23.699 to the west. So that is where we left off. So 00:04:23.699 --> 00:04:27.759 you guys have a room to the south and a secret 00:04:27.759 --> 00:04:30.939 door to the west. Hit the room to the south and 00:04:30.939 --> 00:04:34.180 then the secret door to the west? Why not? Okay, 00:04:34.199 --> 00:04:40.040 door to the south. You walk through this door 00:04:40.040 --> 00:04:42.519 and you see... You're kind of like squeezing 00:04:42.519 --> 00:04:44.600 past these zombies that are just kind of like... 00:04:44.600 --> 00:04:49.790 Brains? Yeah, brains. Stuck to the wall. But 00:04:49.790 --> 00:04:52.949 you enter this room and you see six glass cauldrons 00:04:52.949 --> 00:04:56.189 brimming with humanoid bones and they line the 00:04:56.189 --> 00:04:58.910 whole walls of this tomb. The center of this 00:04:58.910 --> 00:05:02.089 room stands an ancient chariot bearing a bronze 00:05:02.089 --> 00:05:05.910 sarcophagus with a treasure strewn atop it. Paintings 00:05:05.910 --> 00:05:08.189 on the chariot's body show a tall bird with a 00:05:08.189 --> 00:05:11.490 long, sharp beak. On the south end of the wall, 00:05:11.629 --> 00:05:14.269 a bronze shield bears the embossed image of a 00:05:14.269 --> 00:05:17.569 Chultan warrior. carrying a spear, which is just 00:05:17.569 --> 00:05:20.550 kind of dark -skinned Indian warrior type people. 00:05:21.350 --> 00:05:24.870 Below, an inscription reads, Bow before no one. 00:05:25.389 --> 00:05:28.649 Four bronze statues stand on pedestals to either 00:05:28.649 --> 00:05:31.170 side of the shield. They depict Choltan warriors, 00:05:31.649 --> 00:05:34.649 one holding a sword, two with spears, and one 00:05:34.649 --> 00:05:38.389 missing its face. Gotcha. What would you guys 00:05:38.389 --> 00:05:41.990 like to do as you enter this room? Not look at 00:05:41.990 --> 00:05:45.399 the one missing its face. What the fuck? Let's 00:05:45.399 --> 00:05:46.860 see. If you need me to explain anything else 00:05:46.860 --> 00:05:48.079 you can, or if you want to further check stuff 00:05:48.079 --> 00:05:50.720 out, give me some perception checks, if you'd 00:05:50.720 --> 00:05:54.060 like. Or you can investigate, you know, a specific 00:05:54.060 --> 00:05:58.160 thing. I want to inspect the far side of the 00:05:58.160 --> 00:06:02.060 chariot thing. Oh, the chariot? Yeah. It's the 00:06:02.060 --> 00:06:03.899 side I couldn't see before. Is there anything 00:06:03.899 --> 00:06:07.959 that stands out about it? Is it just plain sealed 00:06:07.959 --> 00:06:13.769 up coffin or whatever? Yeah, so... yeah you see 00:06:13.769 --> 00:06:19.550 the sarcophagus um say cauldrons right yes there's 00:06:19.550 --> 00:06:22.209 cauldrons lining the like walls there's six of 00:06:22.209 --> 00:06:26.629 them um but yeah you all you see is the sarcophagus 00:06:26.629 --> 00:06:28.709 uh kind of stuck on the back of this chariot 00:06:28.709 --> 00:06:31.949 and the the chariot you can see all these beautiful 00:06:31.949 --> 00:06:33.970 like paintings and stuff all scrapped across 00:06:33.970 --> 00:06:36.230 it but if you'd like to get like closer up close 00:06:36.230 --> 00:06:38.149 you can do what you want or you can make rolls 00:06:38.149 --> 00:06:41.750 depending on what you want to do i just did a 00:06:41.750 --> 00:06:45.740 perception check I got it. I rolled a five, but 00:06:45.740 --> 00:06:50.259 plus five is a ten. Ten? Yeah. I think you're 00:06:50.259 --> 00:06:53.279 right. Yeah, you don't see much. Let me check 00:06:53.279 --> 00:07:02.620 something real quick. Yeah, so you're seeing 00:07:02.620 --> 00:07:08.800 this shield that's on the wall that you looked 00:07:08.800 --> 00:07:10.639 at. I had mentioned before the one that's embossed 00:07:10.639 --> 00:07:12.519 with the image of a... Choltan Warrior. You get 00:07:12.519 --> 00:07:15.199 closer and it looks like he is like a hunter. 00:07:15.459 --> 00:07:19.199 A hunter of sorts. On this image embossed onto 00:07:19.199 --> 00:07:21.519 the shield. That's all you're going to get out 00:07:21.519 --> 00:07:26.560 of the tin. I want it. Are the cauldrons sealed 00:07:26.560 --> 00:07:28.540 or are they open? They're open. You can see that 00:07:28.540 --> 00:07:31.040 they're like filled with human or with bones. 00:07:31.379 --> 00:07:41.360 Ew. Alrighty. So basically the only thing What 00:07:41.360 --> 00:07:44.100 we really need to investigate is this sarcophagus. 00:07:44.439 --> 00:07:47.199 A thing that would point out of significance 00:07:47.199 --> 00:07:49.800 is a sarcophagus and a giant chariot of fanciness. 00:07:50.660 --> 00:07:52.740 There's a shield on the south wall, and then 00:07:52.740 --> 00:07:56.540 there are the pedestals with statues of warriors. 00:07:56.699 --> 00:07:59.000 One with a sword, two with spears, and one missing 00:07:59.000 --> 00:08:04.519 its face. What is the sarcophagus made out of? 00:08:10.120 --> 00:08:13.040 I think it's just normal stone, like sarcophagus. 00:08:14.279 --> 00:08:17.660 It goes right in front of that statue. Me, Miss 00:08:17.660 --> 00:08:22.620 Muffin, and bows. Which one? The one that says 00:08:22.620 --> 00:08:25.899 bow before no one. That's below the shield. Oh, 00:08:25.899 --> 00:08:28.360 well I'm going to go to that shield and bow and 00:08:28.360 --> 00:08:45.039 see what happens. What? What? I want the shield. 00:08:45.820 --> 00:08:48.059 Okay, so yeah, you bow in front of the shield. 00:08:48.259 --> 00:08:56.120 Nothing happens. Very good. It was worth a try. 00:08:56.200 --> 00:08:58.980 You never know, okay? You were very close to 00:08:58.980 --> 00:09:01.860 something. Can we all just stand on these pedestals 00:09:01.860 --> 00:09:04.759 and see what happens? They're like pedestals 00:09:04.759 --> 00:09:06.580 with a statue on them. Sounds like a guy with 00:09:06.580 --> 00:09:08.299 a sword, two of them with spears, and one with 00:09:08.299 --> 00:09:10.679 a missing face. I'm going to go in front of the 00:09:10.679 --> 00:09:14.899 one with the missing face and bow again. You're 00:09:14.899 --> 00:09:16.039 going to bow in front of the one with the missing 00:09:16.039 --> 00:09:18.500 face? Yeah. I think you should just dropkick 00:09:18.500 --> 00:09:26.779 it off a little. Okay, so, Kelly. Miss Muffin. 00:09:27.539 --> 00:09:38.139 Yes? Well, cutsy. Bow. There's something to do 00:09:38.139 --> 00:09:40.440 with weights here, I got a feeling. Okay, so 00:09:40.440 --> 00:09:43.120 you bow in front of this faceless bronze statue, 00:09:43.259 --> 00:09:45.379 correct? That's what you said? Yeah. Okay, you 00:09:45.379 --> 00:09:48.559 bow, and you see the statue, like, you're looking 00:09:48.559 --> 00:09:50.399 at it, and this is where it's missing its face. 00:09:50.740 --> 00:09:53.100 You can, like, kind of feel this clarity inside 00:09:53.100 --> 00:09:55.000 of it, and this, like, blue aura just kind of 00:09:55.000 --> 00:09:57.960 goes around you. You don't know quite what it's 00:09:57.960 --> 00:09:59.860 going to do, but you've definitely got an aura 00:09:59.860 --> 00:10:04.080 of some kind of magic around you. Mmm, and Sailor 00:10:04.080 --> 00:10:07.490 feels this too. Um, Salish is a spirit. She don't 00:10:07.490 --> 00:10:09.250 really feel much through it, but she's pretty 00:10:09.250 --> 00:10:11.490 resistant to most things. So she's okay no matter 00:10:11.490 --> 00:10:15.190 what I do, basically. She's inside me. Can we 00:10:15.190 --> 00:10:17.009 look around? I have to protect her. Let's see 00:10:17.009 --> 00:10:27.149 if this face is... The face? Um, so... I'm gonna 00:10:27.149 --> 00:10:30.590 say I don't think it's, uh... It's not like broke 00:10:30.590 --> 00:10:32.269 off, it's just faceless. Yeah, I think it's more 00:10:32.269 --> 00:10:34.669 like it's faceless. I don't think it's missing, 00:10:34.809 --> 00:10:36.509 like it's broke off. I think it was just wordplay. 00:10:36.629 --> 00:10:41.730 Bow before no one is no face. Something to do 00:10:41.730 --> 00:10:43.509 with that. I'll be honest, I'm not 100 % aware 00:10:43.509 --> 00:10:47.110 of this whole entire dungeon. That's my guess. 00:10:47.169 --> 00:10:50.889 So yeah, that sounds good. So anything else you 00:10:50.889 --> 00:10:54.570 guys would like to do? I want to get that shield. 00:10:55.070 --> 00:10:57.919 So you're going for the shield? I totally am. 00:10:58.279 --> 00:11:01.539 So you two are bowing. You bow and the same thing 00:11:01.539 --> 00:11:03.340 happens to you. You kind of feel this clarity 00:11:03.340 --> 00:11:07.440 from him and then it stirs around you. I don't 00:11:07.440 --> 00:11:11.460 know if it might be helpful. And you're going 00:11:11.460 --> 00:11:13.080 for the shield? I don't think I'm going to bow 00:11:13.080 --> 00:11:17.860 first. We're just drinking our souls. Either 00:11:17.860 --> 00:11:22.259 one. Okay, you bow. And then what? And then I 00:11:22.259 --> 00:11:26.000 go for the shield. Okay. I wasn't really bowing 00:11:26.000 --> 00:11:32.899 though. I just tied my shoe. Is that what Duke 00:11:32.899 --> 00:11:36.460 really thinks? It is mine. Okay, so yeah, you 00:11:36.460 --> 00:11:40.120 think that in your head, Duke does, and you feel 00:11:40.120 --> 00:11:44.299 it kind of suck back off of you into this face, 00:11:44.379 --> 00:11:46.419 and when you look at the face, you feel him like, 00:11:46.500 --> 00:11:49.039 it's like disappointment. You're like, I'm not 00:11:49.039 --> 00:12:15.440 mad. I'm disappointed. But, yeah. Okay, so how 00:12:15.440 --> 00:12:17.659 are you getting this shield down like what's 00:12:17.659 --> 00:12:20.840 what's your what's your How are you doing this? 00:12:20.840 --> 00:12:24.220 How you go about it? Kind of kneel down I asked 00:12:24.220 --> 00:12:33.659 the little donkey for help Okay, so you you grab 00:12:33.659 --> 00:12:37.899 this You grab this shield and are you like it's 00:12:37.899 --> 00:12:40.120 it's facing off of the wall like shield out So 00:12:40.120 --> 00:12:42.019 you're just holding it like I'm having like one 00:12:42.019 --> 00:12:43.940 of them holy moments where you know, yeah, yeah, 00:12:43.940 --> 00:12:50.629 I super weapon like So you're holding the shield 00:12:50.629 --> 00:12:54.309 you're like holding it up and you see the image 00:12:54.309 --> 00:12:57.629 on it that embossed hunter kind of like Form 00:12:57.629 --> 00:12:59.929 and start to take shape off of it like the spectral 00:12:59.929 --> 00:13:02.690 shape and it kind of pops off of it and where 00:13:02.690 --> 00:13:06.330 you're holding the shield and Let's see on this 00:13:06.330 --> 00:13:15.039 right here. So you So you this hunter hops out 00:13:15.039 --> 00:13:17.080 and you see him literally like float across the 00:13:17.080 --> 00:13:19.700 room he's like hopping and he looks and he looks 00:13:19.700 --> 00:13:22.340 at you he pulls this huge spear back to like 00:13:22.340 --> 00:13:24.059 go to launch it and he looks at you and he's 00:13:24.059 --> 00:13:26.799 like you are safe and he looks at miss muffin 00:13:26.799 --> 00:13:29.080 he's like you are safe all right dude and then 00:13:29.080 --> 00:13:31.039 he looks over at dude he goes you are changing 00:13:31.039 --> 00:13:34.600 and he goes to throw this uh forced uh just like 00:13:34.600 --> 00:13:38.620 gets a spear for a force at you uh so i need 00:13:38.620 --> 00:13:53.679 to make a spell attack What do you do? I suck 00:13:53.679 --> 00:13:56.159 him back into my shield. He's spectral, right? 00:14:09.370 --> 00:14:12.490 Yeah, let's all roll initiative because Duke 00:14:12.490 --> 00:14:16.350 has his turn but you guys can also do turns Actually 00:14:16.350 --> 00:14:26.389 this thing acts on a count of 24 plus two Six 00:14:26.389 --> 00:14:36.659 initiative just what do you got? 16 16 15 plus 00:14:36.659 --> 00:14:40.279 one so he acts on an initiative count of 20 automatically 00:14:40.279 --> 00:14:43.039 so we'll say that was his first term it's attacking 00:14:43.039 --> 00:14:46.679 you so who's next you got a 15 you said please 00:14:46.679 --> 00:14:52.080 take so 16 that's nothing 15 oh so one of either 00:14:52.080 --> 00:14:54.139 one of you can go first then wait so which time 00:14:54.139 --> 00:15:01.590 is 15 plus one he's gonna have 16 20 turns No, 00:15:01.590 --> 00:15:04.470 he spawns in with an initiative count of 20. 00:15:04.529 --> 00:15:07.230 Oh, so he just like surprise attacks you. Yeah, 00:15:07.330 --> 00:15:09.870 on 20 he will always... Wait, am I actually even 00:15:09.870 --> 00:15:11.909 fighting this thing? You're not fighting him, 00:15:11.929 --> 00:15:13.690 but you have a turn to do something. You're still 00:15:13.690 --> 00:15:16.450 holding this shield while it's like this hunter's 00:15:16.450 --> 00:15:18.529 kind of jumping around. If you want to make checks 00:15:18.529 --> 00:15:20.169 to kind of look at this hunter, if you want to 00:15:20.169 --> 00:15:21.470 look at this shield, you want to try something, 00:15:21.710 --> 00:15:25.269 it's up to you what you want to do. Can I suck 00:15:25.269 --> 00:15:27.590 him back into the shield somehow? Can I like 00:15:27.590 --> 00:15:31.639 poke him on his ass? If you want to roll me a 00:15:31.639 --> 00:15:33.879 arcana check or something to kind of figure out 00:15:33.879 --> 00:15:35.600 what kind of magic is happening, or if you have, 00:15:35.639 --> 00:15:38.440 like, detect magic, you can find out what kind 00:15:38.440 --> 00:15:41.059 of magic is going on here. I have very little 00:15:41.059 --> 00:15:43.480 stuff that will work against the specter. If 00:15:43.480 --> 00:15:45.299 you want to make perception checks, you can try 00:15:45.299 --> 00:15:47.980 to, like, I'd say, like, you know, you want to, 00:15:48.000 --> 00:15:49.779 like, look over this thing and try to see something 00:15:49.779 --> 00:15:51.940 special about the creature, or try to look over 00:15:51.940 --> 00:15:54.299 the shield, you can investigate it. Yeah, I'll 00:15:54.299 --> 00:15:55.980 check the shield out. You want to do an investigation 00:15:55.980 --> 00:15:58.539 on the shield? Yeah. Okay, do that. Go for it. 00:16:03.269 --> 00:16:10.629 13 14 months one so the 13 You're looking over 00:16:10.629 --> 00:16:13.110 this shield and you're seeing the image of this 00:16:13.110 --> 00:16:17.330 hunter across it, but you're noticing Where his 00:16:17.330 --> 00:16:19.750 form came out of this is like spirit came out 00:16:19.750 --> 00:16:22.889 of this shield. The eyes are still there So the 00:16:22.889 --> 00:16:25.470 eyes are still inside of the shield. So like 00:16:25.470 --> 00:16:27.190 when now when you look at the hunter, you notice 00:16:27.190 --> 00:16:31.250 his eyes are gone So can I just put the shield 00:16:31.250 --> 00:16:33.409 against the ground and see what happens to them? 00:16:33.730 --> 00:16:37.250 Or just take the eyes and put them in my pocket 00:16:37.250 --> 00:16:39.509 or something? No, they're in the shield. It's 00:16:39.509 --> 00:16:42.090 like embossed, engraved into it. So you're going 00:16:42.090 --> 00:16:43.470 to sham it to the ground, is that what you said? 00:16:43.730 --> 00:16:46.490 I think I'm just going to take a cloth or something 00:16:46.490 --> 00:16:48.830 and wrap the shield up and see what happens. 00:16:48.929 --> 00:16:52.509 Okay, yeah, so you wrap this shield up and you 00:16:52.509 --> 00:16:55.710 see him instantly kind of just like go blank 00:16:55.710 --> 00:16:58.409 and stop moving. He kind of stops to function. 00:16:58.940 --> 00:17:01.259 as he's sitting there floating in mid -air like 00:17:01.259 --> 00:17:03.440 ready to throw spears but you can tell that he 00:17:03.440 --> 00:17:06.980 is temporarily frozen as he can't see through 00:17:06.980 --> 00:17:09.160 his shield anymore he has no more active targets 00:17:09.160 --> 00:17:12.039 because you guys are stealing the shield and 00:17:12.039 --> 00:17:15.319 he's meant to protect it so it literally says 00:17:15.319 --> 00:17:17.539 to stop the shield hunter from attacking the 00:17:17.539 --> 00:17:19.539 character must blind it by draping something 00:17:19.539 --> 00:17:22.789 opaque over the shield such as a sack or cloak 00:17:22.789 --> 00:17:24.869 we're turning the shield to a face of a wall 00:17:24.869 --> 00:17:27.410 you are smart so i was just saying laying it 00:17:27.410 --> 00:17:30.190 against the wall yeah like literally uh yeah 00:17:30.190 --> 00:17:33.410 exorcism time yeah so yeah you have the shield 00:17:33.410 --> 00:17:35.869 but it's wrapped up so look at that i didn't 00:17:35.869 --> 00:17:38.509 have to bow well if you bow we can use them in 00:17:38.509 --> 00:17:40.910 battle just to annoy the other people i'm just 00:17:40.910 --> 00:17:43.849 i don't know if we can take it with us it seems 00:17:43.849 --> 00:17:46.470 like he's bound to that location is that what 00:17:46.470 --> 00:17:52.250 it is um you guys don't really know You don't 00:17:52.250 --> 00:17:53.849 really know what's going to happen once you leave 00:17:53.849 --> 00:17:55.569 or take her. Well, I'm taking the shield. Yeah, 00:17:55.569 --> 00:17:59.549 you can take it. I hope nobody throws, like, 00:17:59.549 --> 00:18:01.130 fireball at you or something. Something burns 00:18:01.130 --> 00:18:04.970 up the cloth. It's like, oh, no! You can take 00:18:04.970 --> 00:18:07.950 it! I grabbed the faceless dude's little totem. 00:18:08.509 --> 00:18:11.089 I would just use mend and mend something over 00:18:11.089 --> 00:18:12.569 the eyes. I'm curious to see if I can pick it 00:18:12.569 --> 00:18:14.809 up. I'm permanently blind. Let me see how big 00:18:14.809 --> 00:18:16.779 these things are. Oh shit, I didn't think it 00:18:16.779 --> 00:18:19.380 was big. Because I was thinking four bronze statues 00:18:19.380 --> 00:18:22.059 stand on pedestals. Well, I was thinking like 00:18:22.059 --> 00:18:27.799 a decent pedestal. Maybe like a one foot tall 00:18:27.799 --> 00:18:30.680 bronze statue. I think it's probably a bit bigger 00:18:30.680 --> 00:18:34.079 because it's a full five foot space too. So it's 00:18:34.079 --> 00:18:37.819 like a big old thing. I'm just dragging it. I 00:18:37.819 --> 00:18:39.720 was like, Duke's just dragging a big old statue 00:18:39.720 --> 00:18:44.630 out. Time to pop the sarcophagus. Yay, I'm gonna 00:18:44.630 --> 00:18:58.869 stand back. Yeah, there's a bunch of treasure 00:18:58.869 --> 00:19:02.150 laying on top of it as well. So like, there's 00:19:02.150 --> 00:19:04.589 like a chariot, like all this beautiful stuff. 00:19:04.869 --> 00:19:06.630 There's a crop, I guess, and there's treasure 00:19:06.630 --> 00:19:08.549 like strewn across it. Should we investigate 00:19:08.549 --> 00:19:12.190 all the treasure first? Are you opening it? Let's 00:19:12.190 --> 00:19:13.809 go through the treasure on the top first. Yeah, 00:19:13.809 --> 00:19:17.390 investigate the treasure. Okay, so... Okay. Give 00:19:17.390 --> 00:19:20.910 me an investigation roll. All of us? Yeah, whoever's 00:19:20.910 --> 00:19:22.210 searching the treasure. If you're all going in 00:19:22.210 --> 00:19:24.589 like pretty money hungry. Wait, I'm going to 00:19:24.589 --> 00:19:26.869 wait and see if it's cursed. I wouldn't hate 00:19:26.869 --> 00:19:31.730 picking it first. Twelve? Yes. Yeah, you stick 00:19:31.730 --> 00:19:35.089 your hand inside of here and... It's going. You 00:19:35.089 --> 00:19:40.880 find 70 gold pieces. Then you feel the ground 00:19:40.880 --> 00:19:44.819 start to rattle and shake and then you see here 00:19:44.819 --> 00:19:48.259 the bones and shit start to crumple and form 00:19:48.259 --> 00:19:52.220 and end of the cauldrons and 12 skeletons start 00:19:52.220 --> 00:19:55.240 to crawl out of the grass cauldrons to per cauldron 00:19:55.240 --> 00:20:00.200 Before initiative before initiative, okay, I 00:20:00.200 --> 00:20:05.019 pop the fucking the sarcophagus Yeah, may as 00:20:05.019 --> 00:20:08.869 well. Yeah, give me strength check I gotta fight 00:20:08.869 --> 00:20:11.970 a boss. Hey, I'll be cool with it. Uh, crit? 00:20:12.329 --> 00:20:18.869 Crit? Yes. Plus five. It's stealing! The sarcophagus 00:20:18.869 --> 00:20:22.029 contains the brittle skull and bones of an edlis. 00:20:23.049 --> 00:20:26.029 What's that? What is that? Uh, let me see here. 00:20:26.730 --> 00:20:34.140 Is it gonna wake up? An edlis is a... It's like 00:20:34.140 --> 00:20:39.839 a crane stork bird. It's all white, black tipped 00:20:39.839 --> 00:20:43.079 wings, black chest, red top on his head. He must 00:20:43.079 --> 00:20:46.200 have been very scared. He liked the bird, yes. 00:20:46.579 --> 00:20:50.299 He liked the bird. And that's it? Just a bird 00:20:50.299 --> 00:20:56.640 skeleton? Yeah. That's all that's inside of this 00:20:56.640 --> 00:20:59.140 ergoth. There is treasure thrown atop. There 00:20:59.140 --> 00:21:01.880 are things through the treasure. But you're kind 00:21:01.880 --> 00:21:03.559 of about to be in combat, so it's like you're 00:21:03.559 --> 00:21:05.920 out. I can tell you what we'll come back All 00:21:05.920 --> 00:21:15.420 right, so roll me initiative 12 1 plus 2 Not 00:21:15.420 --> 00:21:23.599 good This is just initiative. That's true. Holy 00:21:23.599 --> 00:21:27.799 shit. That's a lot of skeletons Chop them down 00:21:27.799 --> 00:21:29.940 like that. 650 skeletons. Watch them be like, 00:21:30.039 --> 00:21:33.160 they got 200 held. Yes. These are special skeletons. 00:21:59.309 --> 00:22:04.069 What was initiatives? 12. Three. Fallen. That 00:22:04.069 --> 00:22:08.089 one. One. Well, two. Savage. That's what I got. 00:22:08.190 --> 00:22:10.309 Straight up savage. One plus two for me, though. 00:22:10.390 --> 00:22:14.009 Oh, one plus one for me. Okay. I'm so sorry. 00:22:14.390 --> 00:22:16.069 We're going to get both. What was that again? 00:22:16.190 --> 00:22:19.890 Two. That was three. Three? Okay. Please take. 00:22:20.210 --> 00:22:25.769 Two. God. Please. Missed one. Twelve. Skelly's 00:22:25.769 --> 00:22:28.430 probably rolled high. Still not great. You're 00:22:28.430 --> 00:22:32.789 not great. And they all act on the same initiative. 00:22:33.390 --> 00:22:37.009 So, start combat. All at once? Kelly, you're 00:22:37.009 --> 00:22:39.829 up first. Miss Muffin, you're up first. Yeah, 00:22:39.930 --> 00:22:42.970 I'm going to whip out my dagger full of venom 00:22:42.970 --> 00:22:45.569 and see if it does any damage on these skelly 00:22:45.569 --> 00:22:49.390 bones. You've got skeleton. Oh, dude. Fuck yeah. 00:22:49.529 --> 00:22:53.789 That auto -labeled along. Skeleton A, B, C, D. 00:22:54.859 --> 00:22:56.859 Skeleton K is the closest one to you. Is that 00:22:56.859 --> 00:22:59.740 who you want? Ha ha ha. Skeleton K gets a Venom 00:22:59.740 --> 00:23:03.220 dagger. Okay, give me the Venom. Can you poison? 00:23:03.319 --> 00:23:08.319 Give me the dagger of Venom. 15 plus 8 to hit. 00:23:08.500 --> 00:23:14.619 Ooh, you did. And then it says it's a 1d4 plus 00:23:14.619 --> 00:23:17.559 5. For what? The poison? Yeah. And isn't the 00:23:17.559 --> 00:23:19.920 poison like you have to roll to see if it... 00:23:19.920 --> 00:23:22.559 Six damage. Isn't it you have to roll to see 00:23:22.559 --> 00:23:27.390 if it... reactivates or something? The poison 00:23:27.390 --> 00:23:30.210 remains for one minute or until attacking using 00:23:30.210 --> 00:23:34.509 this weapon hits a creature. The creature must 00:23:34.509 --> 00:23:39.210 succeed a DC 15 constitution saving throw for 00:23:39.210 --> 00:23:45.049 or take 2d10 poison damage and become poisoned 00:23:45.049 --> 00:23:48.210 for one minute. The dagger can't be used this 00:23:48.210 --> 00:23:52.819 way again until the next dawn. So it does not 00:23:52.819 --> 00:23:57.940 do one of these things. Okay, I don't know. Anyways, 00:23:58.380 --> 00:24:00.920 it doesn't matter. So what was the first damage 00:24:00.920 --> 00:24:05.900 you did to him? I don't remember what I said. 00:24:05.940 --> 00:24:09.960 I rolled a one and it's a plus four. So five? 00:24:10.359 --> 00:24:15.299 Wait, let me go back and look. Plus five. So 00:24:15.299 --> 00:24:18.339 six. Six damage? Yeah. Alright, so you stick 00:24:18.339 --> 00:24:21.740 him with... six damage of this dagger and you 00:24:21.740 --> 00:24:23.839 go to like release this venom and it just kind 00:24:23.839 --> 00:24:27.579 of falls off his bones because Skeletons are 00:24:27.579 --> 00:24:30.279 a little bit immune to poison. Well that blows. 00:24:32.200 --> 00:24:35.779 Yeah, you got that one pretty decently now it's 00:24:35.779 --> 00:24:38.859 all of their turns So let's see what the hell 00:24:38.859 --> 00:24:44.400 a freaking skeleton can do Okay, so let's say 00:24:44.400 --> 00:24:48.180 three of them are going to swing at you miss 00:24:48.180 --> 00:24:54.720 muffin Stop. That is a 5 plus 5, so a 10, a 19 00:24:54.720 --> 00:24:58.960 plus 5, and a 14 plus 5. So two of them hit, 00:24:59.079 --> 00:25:11.180 correct? Um, yeah. Okay. 1 plus 3 damage, and 00:25:11.180 --> 00:25:18.680 4 plus 3 damage. 4 plus 7. Okay. Damage. Yeah, 00:25:18.740 --> 00:25:22.220 sure. Your damage. That's to you. All right. 00:25:22.359 --> 00:25:24.380 Now let's see here. I got one, two, three, four. 00:25:25.140 --> 00:25:29.059 Four are going to swing on you, Felicity. Give 00:25:29.059 --> 00:25:32.500 it your best shot. Three plus five. Two plus 00:25:32.500 --> 00:25:37.319 five. Eleven plus five. That one hit. That one 00:25:37.319 --> 00:25:43.180 hit? So one. Okay. Nat one. Okay. So one hits 00:25:43.180 --> 00:25:48.809 with a d6. Two plus three. And I'll say Skeleton 00:25:48.809 --> 00:25:54.170 Eye was running and tripped when he was crawling 00:25:54.170 --> 00:25:57.009 out of the cauldron to come run at you and get 00:25:57.009 --> 00:25:58.710 you because he got an at one. So he's going to 00:25:58.710 --> 00:26:02.130 do one falling damage. Barely hurt himself. He 00:26:02.130 --> 00:26:03.789 broke a little tiny bone there. So I didn't catch 00:26:03.789 --> 00:26:08.329 no damage? Yeah, you caught two plus three damage. 00:26:08.970 --> 00:26:13.230 Yes. All right, let's see what we got next. Four. 00:26:15.789 --> 00:26:19.089 I got a plan. Six are going to swing at you, 00:26:19.130 --> 00:26:21.910 dude. That's the rest of the room. Twelve plus 00:26:21.910 --> 00:26:30.750 five? Uh, yeah. Okay. Eleven plus five? No. Okay. 00:26:32.670 --> 00:26:36.910 Seventeen plus five, that'll hit. Yeah. Nat one. 00:26:38.490 --> 00:26:44.369 Ten plus five. Nat one more, right? Yeah. Fourteen 00:26:44.369 --> 00:26:47.619 plus five. What's that, two hits? I think it 00:26:47.619 --> 00:26:54.519 was three. Yeah, okay. Four plus three damage. 00:26:55.039 --> 00:27:00.859 Okay. Three plus three damage. Okay. One plus 00:27:00.859 --> 00:27:06.180 three damage. Alright. And I think that's all 00:27:06.180 --> 00:27:13.720 of them. So, next up is Duke Crystal. Let's see. 00:27:16.200 --> 00:27:20.319 Spooky spooky skeleton. How many are left? All 00:27:20.319 --> 00:27:26.539 of them. You keep saying last skellies. Well, 00:27:28.799 --> 00:27:35.660 I think my plan would be... How are they all 00:27:35.660 --> 00:27:38.039 positioned right now? They just bum -rushed us, 00:27:38.160 --> 00:27:41.259 apparently. So, yeah, they're pretty much surrounding 00:27:41.259 --> 00:27:47.990 you. You've got... Yeah, they're all pretty much 00:27:47.990 --> 00:27:50.069 surrounding you. You've got a big group just 00:27:50.069 --> 00:27:53.430 swarmed around you. Because you had all of them 00:27:53.430 --> 00:27:55.269 attack you and then Miss Muffin had some swarm 00:27:55.269 --> 00:28:01.170 around her. She had three attack. Flea Stick 00:28:01.170 --> 00:28:06.069 had four attack him. Oh, that's why you said 00:28:06.069 --> 00:28:09.809 the last time. Yep. So say probably about like 00:28:09.809 --> 00:28:12.789 that. You're just kind of surrounding the area. 00:28:14.349 --> 00:28:17.259 Hmm. Climbing chariots coming over and swinging 00:28:17.259 --> 00:28:20.000 swords over the top. I guess I'm gonna put your 00:28:20.000 --> 00:29:08.529 skeleton in front of me So yeah, you're you're 00:29:08.529 --> 00:29:10.230 overwhelmed these skeletons are just kind of 00:29:10.230 --> 00:29:14.750 like climbing over going nuts You're feeling 00:29:15.759 --> 00:29:20.119 this rage start to build up inside of you. Give 00:29:20.119 --> 00:29:32.000 me a constitution save. 15. 15? Yes. Okay, you 00:29:32.000 --> 00:29:36.380 save, so you do not rage out. You're not going 00:29:36.380 --> 00:29:39.079 to full rage, but you feel this heat start to 00:29:39.079 --> 00:29:42.460 just, like, build up and burst out of you. So, 00:29:42.559 --> 00:29:46.849 Miss Muffin, make me a dex save. And these three 00:29:46.849 --> 00:29:51.369 make me a dex save. And Duke make me a dex save. 00:29:52.170 --> 00:29:54.529 Myself? Yes, because you did not turn, so you're 00:29:54.529 --> 00:29:56.930 not resistant to the fire that's flowing out 00:29:56.930 --> 00:30:01.190 of you. 20. Okay, well, that works. It was an 00:30:01.190 --> 00:30:06.609 18 plus 2. 22. Okay, so you guys save except 00:30:06.609 --> 00:30:09.589 one skeleton. Good job. What's the damage we 00:30:09.589 --> 00:30:12.710 did for that? Your little fiery... I used the 00:30:12.710 --> 00:30:15.359 same as that one spell you have. it's like thunderclap 00:30:15.359 --> 00:30:19.279 or whatever but uh i would have to check yeah 00:30:19.279 --> 00:30:23.779 i can check real quick i think it was like at 00:30:23.779 --> 00:30:26.859 least a d6 or something yeah it was like a d10 00:30:26.859 --> 00:30:39.500 let me see thunderclap That's what we're doing 00:30:39.500 --> 00:30:45.099 1d6 of thunder, but we're doing fire so 1d6 for 00:30:45.099 --> 00:30:51.160 the one that failed Okay You guys are safe, but 00:30:51.160 --> 00:30:55.539 you almost got unsafe Even the fiery rage that 00:30:55.539 --> 00:30:59.380 builds inside of the crystal. It's fine All right 00:30:59.380 --> 00:31:06.920 next up Please take your turn What's all close 00:31:06.920 --> 00:31:10.880 to me? You're surrounded by four. Okay, well 00:31:10.880 --> 00:31:21.500 I cast spirit guardians How does this work again 00:31:21.500 --> 00:31:24.980 All right an area or something. Yeah, it's a 00:31:24.980 --> 00:31:28.259 15 They foot around you a distance of 15 feet 00:31:28.259 --> 00:31:30.420 for the duration if you're good or neutral or 00:31:30.420 --> 00:31:35.319 spectral form figures angelic or faith Yeah fucking 00:31:35.319 --> 00:31:37.980 cans like broken aluminum cans cutting and skeleton 00:31:37.980 --> 00:31:40.259 heads off yeah it's like trash bags getting stuck 00:31:40.259 --> 00:31:42.980 to their heads trash can lids yeah all right 00:31:42.980 --> 00:31:45.859 and it floats around you or a point you pick 00:31:45.859 --> 00:31:50.319 15 foot around around you okay yeah float around 00:31:50.319 --> 00:31:53.779 you a distance of 15 feet and i can designate 00:31:53.779 --> 00:31:58.619 duke and miss him off and yeah exactly all right 00:31:58.619 --> 00:32:05.470 so i'm going to make 15 foot wide Circle originating 00:32:05.470 --> 00:32:16.009 from you. How many do I hit with it? I mean, 00:32:16.130 --> 00:32:18.329 I can still step forward with my turn. Yeah, 00:32:18.329 --> 00:32:20.809 you can still do what you please. So you are 00:32:20.809 --> 00:32:26.529 going to hit one, two, three, four, five, six 00:32:26.529 --> 00:32:29.640 skeletons. So what do I need to do? All right, 00:32:29.700 --> 00:32:32.420 it's bro for those six skeletons. I need you 00:32:32.420 --> 00:32:41.619 to roll me wisdom saving throw 16 Their brains 00:32:41.619 --> 00:32:50.160 are not one for the first one 14 for the second. 00:32:51.259 --> 00:33:03.660 Oh, it's minus 1 so 16 minus 1 15 minus one Okay, 00:33:03.880 --> 00:33:06.799 so they all fail every one of them, so I got 00:33:06.799 --> 00:33:11.680 a roll three d8s for each of them, okay? This 00:33:11.680 --> 00:33:22.519 is it Yeah All right, so four four four six Six 00:33:22.519 --> 00:33:26.829 of six six and four is a 12 a 16 for the first 00:33:26.829 --> 00:33:28.609 one i think for all of them i think it's total 00:33:28.609 --> 00:33:31.450 oh the radiant damage is total to all of the 00:33:31.450 --> 00:33:33.549 ones and oh okay that works that makes sense 00:33:33.549 --> 00:33:38.789 16 okay so you killed all of those yes uh yeah 00:33:38.789 --> 00:33:46.789 um now how many is there any kind of step into 00:33:46.789 --> 00:33:51.630 some more i think so but i think isn't it like 00:33:51.630 --> 00:33:55.009 it won't do the damage until My next turn? Yeah, 00:33:55.009 --> 00:33:57.309 like your next turn. But yeah, you can move forward 00:33:57.309 --> 00:34:01.349 if you want. Together. Yeah, I'll get up next 00:34:01.349 --> 00:34:05.130 to... Or try to get by Miss Muffin. Yeah, you 00:34:05.130 --> 00:34:07.950 can because you're pretty close. Alright. So, 00:34:07.990 --> 00:34:13.150 we'll move your big little circle here. Gucci! 00:34:13.989 --> 00:34:21.650 Alright, next up is... Miss Muffin. So, do it 00:34:21.650 --> 00:34:25.099 now. Alright. Go ahead with your turn, Kelly 00:34:25.099 --> 00:34:28.980 Lee, Miss Muffin. Kelly Lee as Miss Muffin. I'm 00:34:28.980 --> 00:34:32.340 going to whip out my dagger and slice its skelly 00:34:32.340 --> 00:34:36.300 throat to slice its head off. All right. Do it. 00:34:37.539 --> 00:34:41.400 What? Whip out my dagger. Whip it out. Whip it 00:34:41.400 --> 00:34:45.239 out. I whip my poisonous venom -seeping dagger 00:34:45.239 --> 00:34:50.880 out. Throbbing venom -tripping dagger. I'm going 00:34:50.880 --> 00:34:54.030 to whip it out. Are you insecure about it? Give 00:34:54.030 --> 00:34:56.429 me a roll to see if you can whip it out adequately. 00:34:56.869 --> 00:35:00.949 I stand up when I whip it out. 19 plus 8. Whip 00:35:00.949 --> 00:35:04.329 it out. You whipped it out pretty good. 1d4 plus 00:35:04.329 --> 00:35:11.130 5 damage, so 4 plus 5 is 9 damage. To K or L? 00:35:11.670 --> 00:35:15.349 To the one right in front of me, so K. 9 damage? 00:35:15.750 --> 00:35:17.869 Yeah, so his head falls off and rolls across 00:35:17.869 --> 00:35:25.760 the floor. Yeah, his head does. Now we can't 00:35:25.760 --> 00:35:35.940 see where he's going Yeah, he's dead his head 00:35:35.940 --> 00:35:40.280 falls and rolls off your blade through his through 00:35:40.280 --> 00:35:47.719 his noggin Anything else? How close am I to L? 00:35:48.880 --> 00:35:50.940 You're close. You're like right in front of him. 00:35:50.940 --> 00:35:53.300 Them two are on you. So I'm close enough to backlash 00:35:53.300 --> 00:35:55.780 L with the same move. You can use your offhand 00:35:55.780 --> 00:35:59.940 dagger. Offhand dagger, L in the neck hole. Okay, 00:35:59.980 --> 00:36:02.619 dagger, skeleton, L. That's what his parents 00:36:02.619 --> 00:36:09.119 named him. Sorry. Eleven. That will not hit. 00:36:09.500 --> 00:36:15.760 Well, shite. Okay, so your turn ends. And, since 00:36:15.760 --> 00:36:19.119 it's the skeleton's turn again, you begin to 00:36:19.119 --> 00:36:31.179 see... four You see seven more skeletons start 00:36:31.179 --> 00:36:35.039 to flow out of four plus seven? The cauldrons. 00:36:35.320 --> 00:36:40.719 Seven new ones. Well that or you can see that 00:36:40.719 --> 00:36:44.420 these cauldrons are Well, hold up. It started 00:36:44.420 --> 00:36:47.679 with ten now seven. What's after that? It started 00:36:47.679 --> 00:36:49.619 with twelve. You guys started with twelve out 00:36:49.619 --> 00:36:51.780 of them. Okay. Well, it's dropping in numbers. 00:36:53.019 --> 00:36:55.179 Eventually they will be nine. I'll just take 00:36:55.179 --> 00:36:59.630 them all out. The cauldrons will empty out. There's 00:36:59.630 --> 00:37:05.909 only so many bones to share. We shall do it. 00:37:05.969 --> 00:37:14.829 Yeah. So, yeah. So, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. I'm 00:37:14.829 --> 00:37:18.230 going to add these guys to this thing now. Yeah. 00:37:19.510 --> 00:37:23.889 I love the sigh of disappointment. Alright, and 00:37:23.889 --> 00:37:26.110 I'll roll initiative for this next set of seven. 00:37:27.329 --> 00:37:34.389 Now! Let's roll. Okay, six plus three. Nine. 00:37:37.010 --> 00:37:42.010 Twenty, but not not. Alright, next up is skeletons. 00:37:43.530 --> 00:37:46.530 The first group of skeletons, I believe. So, 00:37:46.530 --> 00:37:49.690 let's see. How many is that? One, two, three, 00:37:49.789 --> 00:37:52.809 four, five. So, two's going to come at you, flea 00:37:52.809 --> 00:38:00.760 stick. 17 plus five one hits to be six of damage 00:38:00.760 --> 00:38:24.619 six plus three damage Last one, Skeleton L is 00:38:24.619 --> 00:38:27.139 going to swing at you of this group. Ten plus 00:38:27.139 --> 00:38:36.079 five. Yep. Six plus three. I'm wounded. Duke 00:38:36.079 --> 00:38:43.019 Crystal, it's your turn. Yay. Let's see. Which 00:38:43.019 --> 00:38:49.599 two attacked me? A and B. Well, I will use Elder's 00:38:49.599 --> 00:38:54.420 Blast to shoot. One beam at A and one beam at 00:38:54.420 --> 00:39:01.480 B. Okay, so is this 17 hit? Mm -hmm. Yeah. All 00:39:01.480 --> 00:39:07.699 right. So that would be 1, 10, and... 1, D, 10. 00:39:07.900 --> 00:39:15.260 Oh, I was about to roll. And 9. And then... Oh, 00:39:15.260 --> 00:39:22.309 for the other one. Oh, yeah. 19 plus 5. Definitely. 00:39:22.710 --> 00:39:28.190 D10, five damage on that one. Okay, good hit. 00:39:28.329 --> 00:39:30.349 Please stay. And then my second attack. Oh, never 00:39:30.349 --> 00:39:34.449 mind, I forgot. Go ahead. I'll go for generally 00:39:34.449 --> 00:39:38.949 the closest A, I guess. Mm -hmm. That would be... 00:39:38.949 --> 00:39:43.050 Skeleton, Alexander. Six plus nine, so 15 to 00:39:43.050 --> 00:39:49.409 hit? Yeah, just barely. Okay, on D8 plus six. 00:39:51.070 --> 00:39:58.210 Seven damage. He is obliterated. Pile of bones 00:39:58.210 --> 00:40:02.289 falls to the ground. I can't delete him, but 00:40:02.289 --> 00:40:07.269 he's gone. Alright. Alright, please stick. Go 00:40:07.269 --> 00:40:12.630 ahead. Who's in my area? Oh, shit. Yeah. Three 00:40:12.630 --> 00:40:18.349 of them. B, H, and E. So, wisdom save? Four. 00:40:18.449 --> 00:40:20.710 They fail. Minus one. Oh, that's one of them. 00:40:20.809 --> 00:40:23.989 Hang on a second. Thirteen minus one. Seventeen 00:40:23.989 --> 00:40:27.329 minus one. So one passes? Yeah, one passes. Alright. 00:40:28.929 --> 00:40:33.670 H and I. Or H and E fail. Eight. Hector and Elijah. 00:40:33.769 --> 00:40:36.349 One. So five, eight, one. So thirteen. Fourteen. 00:40:37.289 --> 00:40:41.630 Fourteen damage to H and E. Yep. Hector and Elijah. 00:40:42.329 --> 00:40:47.070 They're dead. Ha! Vanquished by the brutal trash. 00:40:48.010 --> 00:40:50.969 Alright, now time to move in for some more kills. 00:40:52.030 --> 00:40:56.190 Alright, where are you moving? How close am I 00:40:56.190 --> 00:41:01.389 to these little mofos? So, there are two skeletons 00:41:01.389 --> 00:41:06.869 to your east, and then there are one, two, three, 00:41:06.909 --> 00:41:09.750 four, five, six, seven to your west. Just running 00:41:09.750 --> 00:41:13.789 a circle around the room. The closest one to 00:41:13.789 --> 00:41:18.150 you to the west is about 20 feet. Anybody in 00:41:18.150 --> 00:41:20.650 my way? You missed nothing. And through crystal, 00:41:20.690 --> 00:41:22.070 but there's enough room you can get by them. 00:41:22.269 --> 00:41:25.030 Can I move just around to shoot a sacred flame? 00:41:25.769 --> 00:41:27.289 Yeah, you can hit them with a sacred flame. Yeah, 00:41:27.349 --> 00:41:28.769 I'll just hit one with a sacred flame. Okay, 00:41:28.769 --> 00:41:30.489 go for it. Are you going to move forward at all, 00:41:30.530 --> 00:41:32.449 as you said? Yeah, just out of the way, just 00:41:32.449 --> 00:41:35.230 to kind of make my path clear while I'm aiming 00:41:35.230 --> 00:41:37.869 at them. So I don't hit one of my guys. One of 00:41:37.869 --> 00:41:42.139 my peeps. So you move up there and get a better 00:41:42.139 --> 00:41:44.780 angle. Okay, go for it. All right, dex roll. 00:41:44.780 --> 00:41:51.699 Oh, dex save. Shit. He fails. All right, so... 00:41:51.699 --> 00:41:56.280 I'm not dexterous. Dexterity. One, four. He's 00:41:56.280 --> 00:41:59.780 pretty dexterous, but... And eight. So 12. 12 00:41:59.780 --> 00:42:04.679 to L? Yep. Okay. You blast him. Oh, wait, this 00:42:04.679 --> 00:42:07.309 is radiant damage, isn't it? The sacred flame? 00:42:07.449 --> 00:42:10.909 Yeah. He's dead. It's blasted by this radiant 00:42:10.909 --> 00:42:13.449 flame, sacred flame, and it's just like, and 00:42:13.449 --> 00:42:17.570 he just like disintegrates with holy light. So 00:42:17.570 --> 00:42:20.949 yeah, he's cooked. Skeleton ill? Gone. Right 00:42:20.949 --> 00:42:22.769 in front of Miss Muffin's face as she's trying 00:42:22.769 --> 00:42:26.010 to stab him. But now we're going to go with the 00:42:26.010 --> 00:42:27.889 next group of skeletons. Technically I was supposed 00:42:27.889 --> 00:42:32.190 to do them last, but who cares? All right. Let's 00:42:32.190 --> 00:42:34.949 see what we got here. Miss Muffin, you're cooked. 00:42:36.679 --> 00:42:40.860 So please stick you're gonna get two hits that's 00:42:40.860 --> 00:42:52.719 a Six plus five No 14 plus five so one hit That's 00:42:52.719 --> 00:42:56.679 my damage. No They see the hit only one hits. 00:42:56.980 --> 00:43:04.469 Oh Five plus three is your damage You got three, 00:43:04.630 --> 00:43:06.309 two skeletons are gonna move in with a short 00:43:06.309 --> 00:43:14.809 sword. Six plus five, 17 plus five. So, okay, 00:43:14.989 --> 00:43:19.070 is that half the damage or something? I forget. 00:43:24.409 --> 00:43:27.630 Half the attack's damage against you, yeah. Okay, 00:43:27.690 --> 00:43:33.969 so one, two, six, four, plus three. So have that. 00:43:34.130 --> 00:43:41.269 Half of seven? Yeah. So, what? Four? Yeah. And 00:43:41.269 --> 00:43:43.650 then one more is going to shoot a short bow at 00:43:43.650 --> 00:43:48.250 you. Yeah, they're evolving. Do I... I don't 00:43:48.250 --> 00:43:51.070 get to use Uncanny Dodge again? No. So, sixteen 00:43:51.070 --> 00:43:58.969 plus five. Four plus three. Arrow. Seven. Sticks 00:43:58.969 --> 00:44:01.809 you. Made out of bones. Yeah, full seven that 00:44:01.809 --> 00:44:07.610 time. Alright, Duke. You got two with short bows 00:44:07.610 --> 00:44:10.789 going to take their shots. But one comes in with 00:44:10.789 --> 00:44:16.789 a short sword. Okay, 19 plus 5. 10 plus 5. 16 00:44:16.789 --> 00:44:22.210 plus 5. So two hits, right? One with a bow. Six 00:44:22.210 --> 00:44:27.190 plus three with a bow. Two plus three with a 00:44:27.190 --> 00:44:30.809 sword. As he's slashing, dicing. They're all... 00:44:31.639 --> 00:44:33.719 Arrows are flying through the room. It's getting 00:44:33.719 --> 00:44:39.619 crazy Please think you got those two on you All 00:44:39.619 --> 00:44:55.440 right next up is You got to write your face now 00:44:55.440 --> 00:45:04.139 s and s and R so I'm going to both hand one dagger, 00:45:04.340 --> 00:45:08.599 the other gets the other dagger. Okay. Got two 00:45:08.599 --> 00:45:13.960 daggers. One for Selina and one for Roberto. 00:45:14.559 --> 00:45:26.300 Eleven? Nope. Okay. Wow. Ten? No. Yeah, jackass. 00:45:26.559 --> 00:45:30.260 Yeah, jackass. Roll with advantage? Um, no. so 00:45:30.260 --> 00:45:33.199 we're gonna have our let's see who's here 11 00:45:33.199 --> 00:45:36.199 okay so skeleton b the one on duke is going to 00:45:36.199 --> 00:45:41.679 make his short sword attack 11 plus five baby 00:45:41.679 --> 00:45:46.480 oh okay so now we're gonna do it in the right 00:45:46.480 --> 00:45:48.280 initiative so now it's the whole other group 00:45:48.280 --> 00:45:51.480 of skeletons turns so flea sticks you're gonna 00:45:51.480 --> 00:45:53.980 get the same treatment two short story attacks 00:45:53.980 --> 00:45:58.099 at you two plus five miss six plus five miss 00:45:59.650 --> 00:46:02.469 You got two short swords and a bow coming at 00:46:02.469 --> 00:46:12.889 you. Hello. 13 plus 5? Yeah. 13 plus 5? Yeah. 00:46:14.869 --> 00:46:19.469 6 plus 5. So two hits with a short sword. Are 00:46:19.469 --> 00:46:22.889 you allowed to use them? I don't know. I think 00:46:22.889 --> 00:46:25.389 it's once per turn. I don't know if it's once 00:46:25.389 --> 00:46:29.280 per short rest actually. It might be. It doesn't 00:46:29.280 --> 00:46:33.940 say, like, how many times you can use it. It 00:46:33.940 --> 00:46:36.400 literally just doesn't. Literally just doesn't. 00:46:36.420 --> 00:46:42.159 I bet it does. It's a reaction. One reaction. 00:46:42.159 --> 00:46:55.340 One reaction. That's what it says. Yeah, you 00:46:55.340 --> 00:46:57.840 must be able to just use it once per round. So 00:46:57.840 --> 00:47:00.420 I dodge one of the short swords. Okay, so that 00:47:00.420 --> 00:47:02.559 was one. Or it's half a damage from the one. 00:47:03.519 --> 00:47:07.280 So one plus three damage for the first one. Are 00:47:07.280 --> 00:47:09.539 you uncanny dodging that? So I only get two damage 00:47:09.539 --> 00:47:13.380 from it. Yeah, that's what you want. Okay. And 00:47:13.380 --> 00:47:15.300 then the second one hits, so I'm rolling this 00:47:15.300 --> 00:47:24.260 damage. One plus three. Ella, quit breathing 00:47:24.260 --> 00:47:27.639 so heavy. Go lay down. You leave my baby alone. 00:47:29.119 --> 00:47:33.579 You want the pay too. Okay, so that's your round. 00:47:33.659 --> 00:47:35.820 So now we're going to get three on Duke, short 00:47:35.820 --> 00:47:41.000 sword, and two bows. Nat one. Seventeen plus 00:47:41.000 --> 00:47:47.179 five. Twelve plus five. That one hit. And nat 00:47:47.179 --> 00:47:52.019 one. Okay, so three plus three on the one hit. 00:47:52.639 --> 00:47:57.219 And I'll say skeleton B. This arrow, or Skeleton 00:47:57.219 --> 00:47:59.900 P hits you with pure accuracy, but he doesn't 00:47:59.900 --> 00:48:01.760 realize that he shoots through Skeleton B to 00:48:01.760 --> 00:48:04.460 hit you, so Skeleton B is also going to take 00:48:04.460 --> 00:48:09.920 the damage. He's just like... He just knocks 00:48:09.920 --> 00:48:13.179 a piece of his ribcage out. Alright, now it's 00:48:13.179 --> 00:48:47.219 your turn, Duke. I'll use my first action to 00:48:47.219 --> 00:48:52.539 drink one of my potions of greater healing. That's 00:48:52.539 --> 00:49:11.619 4d4 plus 4. Alright, my second action, I'm going 00:49:11.619 --> 00:49:14.400 to attack skeleton B, the one right in front 00:49:14.400 --> 00:49:22.300 of me. Copy. Oof. Eleven hit? Nope. It will not. 00:49:23.159 --> 00:49:26.500 Dammit, Dammit! Alright, you got another action? 00:49:27.760 --> 00:49:34.440 No. Of course not. No, I used one to track that 00:49:34.440 --> 00:49:39.789 person. Okay, please state. Your turn. No skeleton 00:49:39.789 --> 00:49:45.449 in and skeleton in mumbo -numbo All right, sir 00:49:45.449 --> 00:49:48.469 wisdom save on both of them. Oh shit. That's 00:49:48.469 --> 00:49:50.550 your turn again Okay, so I got my wisdom say 00:49:50.550 --> 00:49:54.469 for five of them. You got in the SR and be all 00:49:54.469 --> 00:50:02.150 7 minus 1 13 minus 1 12 minus 1 that keep fail 00:50:02.150 --> 00:50:07.809 16 minus 1 14 minus 1 they all fail give me that 00:50:07.809 --> 00:50:19.500 image 6, 7, 3, 1. They're hurting, they're dead. 00:50:19.719 --> 00:50:23.099 6, 7, 3, 1. Mm -hmm. They're dead. Plus 4. They're 00:50:23.099 --> 00:50:24.760 dead. They're dead. Yeah. They're dead. They're 00:50:24.760 --> 00:50:26.719 dead. They're in the teens, weren't they? Health 00:50:26.719 --> 00:50:30.219 -wise. All right. What I deducted. Blah, we got 00:50:30.219 --> 00:50:32.800 skeletons dropping, just getting blown away by 00:50:32.800 --> 00:50:34.980 trash and garbage just flying around this room. 00:50:35.519 --> 00:50:37.400 Disintegrating. There's not even buttons left. 00:50:37.539 --> 00:50:40.559 It's just grinded dust on the ground. Alright, 00:50:40.639 --> 00:50:42.940 and... Three skeletons look on and horror left. 00:50:43.300 --> 00:50:50.260 Using action to drink one of my potions. Okay. 00:50:50.539 --> 00:50:54.079 What kind you got? Greater healing. Okay. What 00:50:54.079 --> 00:50:57.199 would be the Roger Roger equivalent for a skeleton? 00:51:15.369 --> 00:51:19.090 I got 12 on the healing. I did it a little bit 00:51:19.090 --> 00:51:23.989 ago. There's three left? Yes. And they're how 00:51:23.989 --> 00:51:27.300 close to me? You got one 15 feet and you got 00:51:27.300 --> 00:51:31.000 two of them that are 20 feet. Okay, the one 15 00:51:31.000 --> 00:51:33.179 feet for me, I'm going to run up and dagger its 00:51:33.179 --> 00:51:35.679 neck in half. Dagger its neck in half. In half. 00:51:35.920 --> 00:51:39.699 Perfectly in half, yes. Oh, not 20. Okay, so... 00:51:39.699 --> 00:51:42.420 Oh, she got it. Yeah, yeah, do the whole damage. 00:51:42.739 --> 00:51:46.059 If you kill him, his neck's cut in half. Perfectly. 00:51:47.400 --> 00:52:01.230 You got weak wrists. Plus five. Four plus five, 00:52:01.250 --> 00:52:04.230 nine damage. Total? Yeah, I rolled it twice. 00:52:04.309 --> 00:52:07.150 The first one I got was one. Okay, well, he's 00:52:07.150 --> 00:52:11.449 not dead. You put a gash in his neck. His bone 00:52:11.449 --> 00:52:17.150 is cracked. Yes. Okay, what else? I'm going to 00:52:17.150 --> 00:52:20.050 secondhand dagger that crack. Okay, secondhand 00:52:20.050 --> 00:52:22.789 dagger that crack. All you have to do is go between 00:52:22.789 --> 00:52:28.039 birds. Oh, not 20. What? She did, I swear. Roll 00:52:28.039 --> 00:52:32.059 the damage. Twice. You get a one all the time. 00:52:32.619 --> 00:52:41.280 Two plus three plus four. Okay, he's dead. Yeah, 00:52:41.440 --> 00:52:46.480 good job. Double nat 20. I wanted his neck cracked. 00:52:47.619 --> 00:52:53.300 Alright, next up is Skeleton P and Q. What's 00:52:53.300 --> 00:53:01.719 your name? Pedro and Quentin Tarantino. We got 00:53:01.719 --> 00:53:05.119 Pedro and Skeleton Quentin Tarantino. Or we can 00:53:05.119 --> 00:53:08.820 do Quesadilla. These are short bowers, so they're 00:53:08.820 --> 00:53:13.460 going to shoot at Duke and Miss Muffin. 15 plus 00:53:13.460 --> 00:53:17.440 5 at you, Duke. 12 plus 5 at you, Miss Muffin. 00:53:17.820 --> 00:53:22.579 12 plus 5 in half on Candy Dog. That's to hit 00:53:22.579 --> 00:53:27.969 you. Oh, to hit me. Oh, my bad. Yeah, yeah. Okay, 00:53:28.090 --> 00:53:32.070 four plus three at you, Duke. And six plus three 00:53:32.070 --> 00:53:36.630 at you, Miss Muffin. That's half of nine. Because 00:53:36.630 --> 00:53:40.130 I uncanny dodged that bitch. Okay, uncanny dodged 00:53:40.130 --> 00:53:55.460 that bitch. Duke Crystal, your turn. Who's left? 00:53:56.940 --> 00:53:59.139 Skeleton Pedro and Skeleton Quentin Tarantino. 00:54:00.380 --> 00:54:03.780 With their short bows. They are 25 feet from 00:54:03.780 --> 00:54:09.460 you. 20 feet from you. I'm going to throw my 00:54:09.460 --> 00:54:13.980 lightning javelin at Pedro. Oh, God. Okay. Isn't 00:54:13.980 --> 00:54:15.840 it like the lightning bolt? So it's like five 00:54:15.840 --> 00:54:20.059 foot? Or is it just whoever's in the line? I 00:54:20.059 --> 00:54:24.159 think it's similar to that, yeah. It has some 00:54:24.159 --> 00:54:26.579 width to it. This shot was a magic weapon when 00:54:26.579 --> 00:54:28.300 you hurl it and speak its command word. What 00:54:28.300 --> 00:54:32.840 did we say its command word was? Into a bolt 00:54:32.840 --> 00:54:35.400 of lightning, forming a line five feet wide. 00:54:38.099 --> 00:54:41.519 These nuts? Yeah. So it will hit the guy next 00:54:41.519 --> 00:54:43.300 to him because it extends in a five feet wide 00:54:43.300 --> 00:54:47.559 thing. And these nuts was the command word. These 00:54:47.559 --> 00:54:54.730 nuts! These nuts! He must make a dc 13 dexterity 00:54:54.730 --> 00:55:00.030 saving through 12 minus 1 or 12 plus 3 actually 00:55:00.030 --> 00:55:05.849 sorry those decks oh He passes he saves oh, yeah, 00:55:05.889 --> 00:55:17.750 so he takes half of 4d6 He is a nat 20 He is 00:55:17.750 --> 00:55:20.650 a nat 20 so yeah, we'll say with a nat 20 he's 00:55:20.650 --> 00:55:24.500 just gonna Dodge. Yeah. So first one gets half 00:55:24.500 --> 00:55:33.780 of 4d6 lightning damage. Four. One. Two. Seven. 00:55:34.719 --> 00:55:40.360 Four. So 11. What is that? Five or six. All right. 00:55:42.079 --> 00:55:46.400 Five damage dealt to Skeleton Pedro. Beautiful. 00:55:47.579 --> 00:55:52.440 And... It's a run up and finish page your work. 00:55:52.559 --> 00:56:08.079 Yeah, all right You just hit your Pedro was such 00:56:08.079 --> 00:56:10.659 hard lightning blast that you you missed by hitting 00:56:10.659 --> 00:56:12.460 the chunk that was gone from the lightning blast 00:56:12.460 --> 00:56:20.039 All right, please take your turn All right, Pedro 00:56:20.039 --> 00:56:23.079 and Quentin Tarantino are 30 feet from you the 00:56:23.079 --> 00:56:25.920 crystals right in front of them Is that all it's 00:56:25.920 --> 00:56:28.739 left? Yeah, I'm just gonna walk up to them. Okay. 00:56:28.820 --> 00:56:36.920 Oh, yeah, okay Okay, maybe next turn when they 00:56:36.920 --> 00:56:42.519 Well, they're in my radiance right now, I don't 00:56:42.519 --> 00:56:46.030 know I think it's when they Let's say it'd be 00:56:46.030 --> 00:56:48.429 either the start of your next turn or their next 00:56:48.429 --> 00:57:01.230 turn. Call for a spirit to protect you. They 00:57:01.230 --> 00:57:03.309 put around you a distance of 15 feet for the 00:57:03.309 --> 00:57:05.510 duration. If you're good or neutral blah blah 00:57:05.510 --> 00:57:10.920 blah. Cast a spell you can designate any number 00:57:10.920 --> 00:57:13.280 of creatures you can see to be unaffected by 00:57:13.280 --> 00:57:16.039 an affected creature speed is halved in the area 00:57:16.039 --> 00:57:18.860 and when the creature enters the area for the 00:57:18.860 --> 00:57:22.320 first time on a turn or Starts its turns. Yeah, 00:57:22.400 --> 00:57:24.000 it's their first time entering it so they take 00:57:24.000 --> 00:57:26.719 damage It must make a wisdom save there. Okay. 00:57:26.820 --> 00:57:31.179 All right, so Yeah wisdom save for these guys 00:57:31.179 --> 00:57:41.079 Eight minus one twelve minus one These things 00:57:41.079 --> 00:58:03.460 3 1 2 3 1 2 8 13 8 plus 6 14 yeah, okay, they're 00:58:03.460 --> 00:58:07.769 dead vanquished fake rest trash dust Alright, 00:58:07.849 --> 00:58:11.809 so skeletons are vanquished. Cauldrons are mostly 00:58:11.809 --> 00:58:13.469 empty. What would you guys like to do in this 00:58:13.469 --> 00:58:16.809 room? Anything special? Anything left? Yeah, 00:58:16.829 --> 00:58:19.110 I want to check out everything. Check out all 00:58:19.110 --> 00:58:22.030 the treasure and shit inside and whatnot? Okay. 00:58:36.010 --> 00:58:36.510 Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 00:58:36.090 --> 00:58:41.570 Three gold cups. Five gold cloak pins. So like 00:58:41.570 --> 00:58:44.429 little things you pin a cloak together with. 00:58:45.630 --> 00:58:51.050 An amulet of health. And you find an amulet of 00:58:51.050 --> 00:58:59.449 health inside this. Amulet of health. Yeah. You 00:58:59.449 --> 00:59:01.250 don't really know exactly what this amulet of 00:59:01.250 --> 00:59:03.530 health does. I think it just makes your constitution 00:59:03.530 --> 00:59:11.500 score 19 while you wear this hand. is there any 00:59:11.500 --> 00:59:14.320 side effects not that you know of is it like 00:59:14.320 --> 00:59:16.300 pharmaceutical you just found it in this pile 00:59:16.300 --> 00:59:18.460 of treasure on this sarcophagus and stuff so 00:59:18.460 --> 00:59:22.440 it's up to you what you want to do with it i'll 00:59:22.440 --> 00:59:26.079 keep it okay keep it all so when you pick this 00:59:26.079 --> 00:59:31.619 up a strange shadow shifts across the walls forming 00:59:31.619 --> 00:59:35.420 the outline of a long -legged bird Its beak stabs 00:59:35.420 --> 00:59:37.440 at you as its voice echoes through your mind. 00:59:37.559 --> 00:59:42.699 You will do as I command. Make me a wisdom sayer. 01:00:03.559 --> 01:00:10.199 Three plus five eight Okay, so you feel this 01:00:10.199 --> 01:00:15.480 this shadow you see this bird -legged shape And 01:00:15.480 --> 01:00:18.980 it says you will do as I command and it just 01:00:18.980 --> 01:00:21.880 kind of jumps inside of you and like flows throughout 01:00:21.880 --> 01:00:25.000 your body and You don't you still have full control 01:00:25.000 --> 01:00:27.280 of your body But you definitely can feel this 01:00:27.280 --> 01:00:30.659 strange fucking feeling inside of you and you 01:00:30.659 --> 01:00:35.619 hear him say I am Papa Sotul shrewd and conniving 01:00:35.619 --> 01:00:39.960 I bow before no one and expect others to do as 01:00:39.960 --> 01:00:45.019 I command so you have this entity stuck inside 01:00:45.019 --> 01:00:49.960 of you this trickster God basically you cannot 01:00:49.960 --> 01:00:52.360 help you can no longer be surprised like if you're 01:00:52.360 --> 01:00:54.719 in combat you can't be surprised and you gain 01:00:54.719 --> 01:00:57.079 advantage on all wisdom checks and you can never 01:00:57.079 --> 01:01:03.050 take damage from falling so what but You have... 01:01:03.050 --> 01:01:05.429 Here, I'm going to cliff jump in. 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