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Welcome to Dummies with 00:01:11.319 --> 00:01:13.560 Dice, a Dungeons & Dragons actual play podcast 00:01:13.560 --> 00:01:15.760 that follows three not -so -average dummies of 00:01:15.760 --> 00:01:17.819 our world that get caught up in a magical storm 00:01:17.819 --> 00:01:19.540 and are transported to the world of Dungeons 00:01:19.540 --> 00:01:21.760 & Dragons where they must survive and try to 00:01:21.760 --> 00:01:26.799 find a way back home. Hey, Nate here. My character's 00:01:26.799 --> 00:01:29.900 Duke Crystal. He's the drug -addicted level 7 00:01:29.900 --> 00:01:32.900 barbarian warlock of the group. Fun fact about 00:01:32.900 --> 00:01:35.750 Duke? He feels like it was his destiny to become 00:01:35.750 --> 00:01:38.590 a demon. Yeah. I mean, it seems like his path 00:01:38.590 --> 00:01:41.030 was leading to that direction on Earth or Faerun, 00:01:41.129 --> 00:01:43.930 so. He figured it would be after he died and 00:01:43.930 --> 00:01:46.829 he was in hell. Just an early start. Contract 00:01:46.829 --> 00:01:50.010 of death. I mean, it's not. Hey, everybody. Ryan 00:01:50.010 --> 00:01:52.150 Tucker here. I play as Flea Stick Sock Jelly. 00:01:52.390 --> 00:01:54.890 I am the hobo trash master cleric of the god 00:01:54.890 --> 00:01:58.049 Rumki. I am the MacGyver of all things trash 00:01:58.049 --> 00:02:01.010 and garbage. Fun fact, Flea Stick is allergic 00:02:01.010 --> 00:02:12.789 to domestic cats only. I'm allergic to hypoallergenic 00:02:12.789 --> 00:02:16.449 cats. Yeah, well, I'm Miss Muffin and I'm a crazy 00:02:16.449 --> 00:02:20.750 cat lady rogue. Who plays Miss Muffin? Kelly 00:02:20.750 --> 00:02:24.370 Lee. Anyways, fun fact about cats to make Miss 00:02:24.370 --> 00:02:27.789 Muffin more happy. Clowder is a group of cats. 00:02:28.210 --> 00:02:31.969 Clowder. Clowder. Clowder of cats? Clowder. Clowder 00:02:31.969 --> 00:02:34.629 of cats. A clutter? And then I looked it up even 00:02:34.629 --> 00:02:37.969 to see like why and it just assumes on Google 00:02:37.969 --> 00:02:42.189 that it originates from clutter and clot. Clutter 00:02:42.189 --> 00:02:44.889 and clot. Clowder. Clowder. Probably just like 00:02:44.889 --> 00:02:50.409 clot of cat shit in the corner. Well, I'm Justin 00:02:50.409 --> 00:02:53.530 Hayes and I'm your Dummy Master and today my 00:02:53.530 --> 00:02:56.330 fun fact is that it's impossible to hum while 00:02:56.330 --> 00:02:59.310 holding your nose. Apparently. So let's give 00:02:59.310 --> 00:03:07.389 that a try. Nope. That was hard, right? It's 00:03:07.389 --> 00:03:09.229 hard. It's not great. It's not a great hum, but 00:03:09.229 --> 00:03:10.550 it's a... That was a horrible hum. You can't 00:03:10.550 --> 00:03:13.810 really hit the tone you want to hit. It sounds 00:03:13.810 --> 00:03:17.009 more like you're suffocating to death. That's 00:03:17.009 --> 00:03:19.270 what we do for audio media, is everybody hums 00:03:19.270 --> 00:03:23.930 to the... Mine sounds like an alarm. An alarm 00:03:23.930 --> 00:03:46.319 to get back to being... Okay. Fuck, where did 00:03:46.319 --> 00:03:49.080 we leave off? You guys, we left off right with 00:03:49.080 --> 00:03:51.919 the globby gold ending situation, correct? Yeah, 00:03:51.919 --> 00:03:54.000 and I got a dagger. You got a dagger of venom. 00:03:54.439 --> 00:03:57.840 You got something. And you also got something. 00:03:58.520 --> 00:04:00.620 What did I get? I don't know. I don't remember. 00:04:00.919 --> 00:04:03.520 What did you get? What did we get, guys? I remember. 00:04:04.060 --> 00:04:06.620 The figurine of wonder. That's what I got. Oh, 00:04:06.620 --> 00:04:08.719 yeah. So we need to roll. Yeah, that was the 00:04:08.719 --> 00:04:11.180 first thing. I even wrote a note somewhere. Yeah. 00:04:11.539 --> 00:04:14.139 Oh, no, I wrote grab javelin. Because I threw 00:04:14.139 --> 00:04:15.879 my lightning gem. Yeah, because you threw it. 00:04:16.600 --> 00:04:18.720 Figuring in a wonder is powered by... Let me 00:04:18.720 --> 00:04:24.759 see, we've got to roll here. Okay, so... This 00:04:24.759 --> 00:04:26.339 is an important roll, guys. This is an important 00:04:26.339 --> 00:04:29.980 roll. This could be detrimental or... So this 00:04:29.980 --> 00:04:32.720 is going to tell what kind of statue figurine 00:04:32.720 --> 00:04:35.139 this is, so when it's used, what will come out 00:04:35.139 --> 00:04:38.560 of it. So I need you to roll me a... One, two, 00:04:38.600 --> 00:04:40.240 three, four... All of them? Did I get a figurine? 00:04:40.439 --> 00:04:44.319 No. Mm -mm. Yeah, it was that one little... Okay, 00:04:44.439 --> 00:04:49.000 so there's nine options, so... Do a crystal. 00:04:49.339 --> 00:04:53.100 Roll me a d8 plus one. Because there's nine options. 00:04:53.519 --> 00:04:57.620 Thank you. Or do you want a d10 minus one? Either 00:04:57.620 --> 00:05:02.800 one, don't matter. d8 plus one's fine. Huh. How 00:05:02.800 --> 00:05:04.439 the hell are you going to do that? Just add a 00:05:04.439 --> 00:05:06.220 one to whatever you roll, because technically 00:05:06.220 --> 00:05:08.079 you have a chance of nine. That means I can never 00:05:08.079 --> 00:05:12.050 get a one. Yeah. Shit. Well, if you roll a 1, 00:05:12.110 --> 00:05:16.009 it's a 1. This makes no sense. Okay, a 1. Let's 00:05:16.009 --> 00:05:19.050 do a d10. A d10. And 10 is nothing. Okay, copy. 00:05:19.209 --> 00:05:22.290 Got that. Perfect. That's smart. Yeah, it makes 00:05:22.290 --> 00:05:26.949 me feel better, too. All right. A 6. A 6. Okay, 00:05:27.089 --> 00:05:32.810 so let's see here. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. Oh, wow. 00:05:33.569 --> 00:05:37.970 So, let me see. You're looking at this figurine, 00:05:37.990 --> 00:05:41.420 and you see it kind of... You see it start to 00:05:41.420 --> 00:05:44.740 form into the form of a shape of us horse. It's 00:05:44.740 --> 00:05:49.759 this like beautiful solid black Statue of a horse 00:05:49.759 --> 00:05:52.339 it's obsidian is what it looks like so this is 00:05:52.339 --> 00:05:55.540 called the obsidian steed This polished obsidian 00:05:55.540 --> 00:05:58.600 horse can become a nightmare for up to 24 hours 00:05:58.600 --> 00:06:02.040 the nightmare fights only to defend itself Once 00:06:02.040 --> 00:06:04.680 it has been used it can't be used again for five 00:06:04.680 --> 00:06:08.680 days till the five days have passed so a nightmare 00:06:13.699 --> 00:06:16.019 Nightmare looks when I look at it here. It's 00:06:16.019 --> 00:06:18.879 a all -black horse. It's got a flaming name a 00:06:18.879 --> 00:06:22.199 flaming tail and flaming feet It's a large fiend 00:06:22.199 --> 00:06:26.579 naturally evil It has a hooves attack ethereal 00:06:26.579 --> 00:06:29.439 stride. So the nightmare. Oh, it's a nightmare 00:06:29.439 --> 00:06:34.180 That's a horse. Okay. Okay a nightmare, okay 00:06:34.180 --> 00:06:39.339 Creature than five feet of it magically enter 00:06:39.339 --> 00:06:41.870 the ethereal plane from the material plane or 00:06:41.870 --> 00:06:44.610 vice versa so you can kind of look that up if 00:06:44.610 --> 00:06:46.810 you want on the nightmare stats because you have 00:06:46.810 --> 00:06:50.850 that to use with the thing to throw it so that's 00:06:50.850 --> 00:06:54.689 nice um it's kind of useless though because it 00:06:54.689 --> 00:06:57.829 only defends itself well if i ride it and force 00:06:57.829 --> 00:07:00.870 it to get attacked by someone attacking me and 00:07:00.870 --> 00:07:04.129 now now it's technically you could ride it though 00:07:04.129 --> 00:07:06.310 well it's more so too it has its own ability 00:07:06.310 --> 00:07:08.810 to like anything in five feet so you can attack 00:07:08.810 --> 00:07:11.170 most people probably would struggle to ride it 00:07:11.170 --> 00:07:14.810 but since it's kind of like yours mine and i'm 00:07:14.810 --> 00:07:18.430 already naturally evil aligned and so if you 00:07:18.430 --> 00:07:21.170 fuse it with your bone horse is that possibility 00:07:21.170 --> 00:07:24.470 he's not even around right now this horse is 00:07:24.470 --> 00:07:29.360 far better than bone horse so after uh we've 00:07:29.360 --> 00:07:32.620 recapped on the old figurine of a black nightmare 00:07:32.620 --> 00:07:36.120 horse for duke crystal that i'm so excited he's 00:07:36.120 --> 00:07:41.279 got um and flea stick we he has the horn of blasting 00:07:41.279 --> 00:07:45.199 and ms muffin with the dagger venom all retrieved 00:07:45.199 --> 00:07:48.759 from their good buddy glabagool my dude he returned 00:07:48.759 --> 00:07:51.639 with murder on his mind but duke crystal got 00:07:51.639 --> 00:07:54.699 what i think a nat 20 on the combo to talk him 00:07:54.699 --> 00:07:58.939 down yeah yeah he formed again with his so -called 00:07:58.939 --> 00:08:02.680 child and became one with Glabagool again. Makes 00:08:02.680 --> 00:08:06.079 sense. That is his child. So where we will pick 00:08:06.079 --> 00:08:09.959 up is right there. So you guys get done with 00:08:09.959 --> 00:08:12.500 your conversation with Glabagool and Corley, 00:08:12.699 --> 00:08:17.060 your faithful friend of the Iron Spine Keep, 00:08:17.240 --> 00:08:20.779 comes walking up and she's like, so are we cool? 00:08:21.439 --> 00:08:23.480 Is he going to, hi mister, are you going to kill 00:08:23.480 --> 00:08:27.000 me? No, I told you it would go. So he's cool. 00:08:27.279 --> 00:08:29.180 He's not going to kill us all? Okay. You see 00:08:29.180 --> 00:08:31.180 her turn around. She's like, everybody, it's 00:08:31.180 --> 00:08:33.419 cool. We can come out. You see people start creeping 00:08:33.419 --> 00:08:35.539 out of the building. They're kind of shocked 00:08:35.539 --> 00:08:37.740 and looking at Labagool like, what the fuck? 00:08:37.840 --> 00:08:39.620 You're hearing people say, we've never seen a 00:08:39.620 --> 00:08:43.340 gelatinous cube that's nice before. He kind of 00:08:43.340 --> 00:08:45.940 slinks over and he's like, sorry I killed one 00:08:45.940 --> 00:08:48.940 of your friends. He kind of slinks back down. 00:08:49.019 --> 00:08:52.320 He goes, but Duke's my friend and Miss Muffin's 00:08:52.320 --> 00:08:56.230 here and I like... Please stay kinda, so I'll 00:08:56.230 --> 00:08:58.789 help you guys and he kinda like slinks back. 00:08:59.370 --> 00:09:03.450 Alright, flubber. So, it is kind of late in the 00:09:03.450 --> 00:09:06.889 night because Clopagul attacked, I don't remember 00:09:06.889 --> 00:09:08.409 what time I said, but hey, it's late in the night 00:09:08.409 --> 00:09:11.309 now. So, hey, it's getting late in the night, 00:09:11.370 --> 00:09:13.210 so what would you guys like to do for your final 00:09:13.210 --> 00:09:16.830 night? Grab my javelin. Oh yeah, go grab your 00:09:16.830 --> 00:09:19.950 javelin that went through Clopagul's child. Yes. 00:09:20.809 --> 00:09:24.149 Yeah, you retrieved that. Good choice. I'm sure 00:09:24.149 --> 00:09:25.570 Glabagool would have just sucked it up and gave 00:09:25.570 --> 00:09:28.669 it to you anyways. He's a good boy. So yeah, 00:09:28.769 --> 00:09:30.570 anything you guys would like to do? Are we at 00:09:30.570 --> 00:09:33.429 full health again, or do we need to rest? I mean, 00:09:33.450 --> 00:09:35.169 I don't know what damage you took in the battle 00:09:35.169 --> 00:09:37.450 before with Glabagool, and I'm pretty sure you 00:09:37.450 --> 00:09:41.370 dodged, but they tried to hit. I usually tank 00:09:41.370 --> 00:09:43.950 some. So, would you guys like to sleep then? 00:09:44.190 --> 00:09:47.809 Yeah. Okay, you can take your long breaths. I 00:09:47.809 --> 00:09:52.679 need you... to roll me a d100 me any of you who 00:09:52.679 --> 00:09:56.179 wants to roll it just the d100 no we got yeah 00:09:56.179 --> 00:10:00.120 the big boy the big boy the big the golf ball 00:10:00.120 --> 00:10:05.100 this is for a bastion event you guys do get long 00:10:05.100 --> 00:10:08.519 rust you're not interrupted in the night or nothing 00:10:08.519 --> 00:10:23.820 nice the old bastion 61. Sixty -one. Sixty -one 00:10:23.820 --> 00:10:27.899 spoons. Sixty -one spoons. Sixty -one spoons. 00:10:29.519 --> 00:10:35.720 And? Well, hang on. I've got to read what it 00:10:35.720 --> 00:10:41.879 does here. A portrait in a pantry. Two turtledoves. 00:10:41.960 --> 00:10:46.360 Okay, so. You awake in the morning and Corley 00:10:46.360 --> 00:10:49.059 is cooking breakfast for everybody. You've got, 00:10:49.059 --> 00:10:51.620 you know, your guards that you duke had. picked 00:10:51.620 --> 00:10:53.759 out kind of walking around the walls giving the 00:10:53.759 --> 00:10:56.879 whole uh finger wave uh yeah they can't see me 00:10:56.879 --> 00:10:59.600 doing it but you know the finger wave uh you 00:10:59.600 --> 00:11:02.620 do someone with respect um you see some carpenters 00:11:02.620 --> 00:11:04.720 working and you see miss muffin slinking around 00:11:04.720 --> 00:11:07.200 through the cracks in the shadows of the walls 00:11:07.200 --> 00:11:10.639 i'm sure no you don't what do you see no they 00:11:10.639 --> 00:11:12.159 can't oh they don't see you yeah you're just 00:11:12.159 --> 00:11:14.879 so good at it roll a stealth check see how good 00:11:14.879 --> 00:11:18.340 you are at it i rolled a 61. that's not true 00:11:18.340 --> 00:11:25.419 anyways Stealth? Yeah. 15. 15? Okay, hang on. 00:11:25.879 --> 00:11:28.000 What's advantage, though? Oh, wow. I got a nat 00:11:28.000 --> 00:11:30.059 1 on anybody trying to see you. Yeah, exactly. 00:11:30.379 --> 00:11:32.919 Nobody sees you. I don't know. Nobody sees you. 00:11:33.480 --> 00:11:39.179 But, okay, so you hear a commotion at the gate. 00:11:41.000 --> 00:11:43.139 You guys, any of you, you all do. You hear a 00:11:43.139 --> 00:11:44.379 commotion at the gate, and you're hearing the 00:11:44.379 --> 00:11:48.279 guards say... No, sir, you can't come in unless 00:11:48.279 --> 00:11:50.240 we get the proper people to come talk to you. 00:11:50.419 --> 00:11:51.940 And you're hearing another guy kind of outside, 00:11:52.179 --> 00:11:54.960 and he's like, I've got a whole band of people 00:11:54.960 --> 00:11:58.200 here. We're ready to put on a show. I just, you 00:11:58.200 --> 00:12:01.840 know, if your lords and ladies would like to 00:12:01.840 --> 00:12:04.500 pay us for a good entertainment, we can bring 00:12:04.500 --> 00:12:07.840 word of your building. We can bring economy to 00:12:07.840 --> 00:12:10.059 your building maybe even with a good old -fashioned 00:12:10.059 --> 00:12:12.980 festival. So what would you like to do as you're 00:12:12.980 --> 00:12:14.500 hearing this like being shouted over the gate? 00:12:22.240 --> 00:12:28.500 You see at the front gate a man standing there 00:12:28.500 --> 00:12:31.860 and he's in full like robes, mage robes. He's 00:12:31.860 --> 00:12:36.620 got long flowy yellow robe on that's got like 00:12:36.620 --> 00:12:39.080 colorful little lines all through it. And he 00:12:39.080 --> 00:12:41.519 steps forward and he goes, oh, it's me. He goes, 00:12:41.559 --> 00:12:44.620 we here, we're spellcasters, all of us. And you 00:12:44.620 --> 00:12:46.399 see like a whole group of people out there. And 00:12:46.399 --> 00:12:49.139 they look almost like carnival, like festival, 00:12:49.259 --> 00:12:51.419 carny people. Just like standing outside the 00:12:51.419 --> 00:12:54.500 gate. And they're like, we would love, love to 00:12:54.500 --> 00:12:56.679 come in and teach you guys some magic. Teach 00:12:56.679 --> 00:12:58.659 you guys some spells. You know, anything you 00:12:58.659 --> 00:13:01.580 want to upgrade your arsenal, your armory, your 00:13:01.580 --> 00:13:03.320 guards. You have guards, very beautiful guards 00:13:03.320 --> 00:13:05.460 up top. Because if you want to teach them some 00:13:05.460 --> 00:13:07.399 magic, I could do so for a good fair payment. 00:13:08.060 --> 00:13:10.299 We just put on this festival, and your people 00:13:10.299 --> 00:13:12.799 come through our tents, and we will teach them. 00:13:13.019 --> 00:13:17.399 No. No. Can I do an inside roll to see if he's 00:13:17.399 --> 00:13:20.659 being truthful? Yeah, go for it. Skip, bro. That 00:13:20.659 --> 00:13:23.299 sounds like a shitty cover story to sneak in 00:13:23.299 --> 00:13:25.500 and attack us, but we'll see. Each individual 00:13:25.500 --> 00:13:28.799 guard into the tent. Flat ten. A flat ten? Okay. 00:13:28.940 --> 00:13:30.759 I don't know. Well, I don't really know anything. 00:13:31.899 --> 00:13:35.259 I guess he's... Got that one. So yeah, you could 00:13:35.259 --> 00:13:37.299 definitely tell he's telling truth. He did you 00:13:37.299 --> 00:13:39.960 don't see okay. You don't see no less hint He's 00:13:39.960 --> 00:13:41.940 not like trying to teach them like spells are 00:13:41.940 --> 00:13:44.799 gonna make their own neck ring. He's he seems 00:13:44.799 --> 00:13:48.259 like They are an actual functioning spell casting. 00:13:48.279 --> 00:13:51.799 Okay, cool like card traveling carny Carnival 00:13:51.799 --> 00:13:53.620 that wants to teach people magic for payment. 00:13:54.259 --> 00:13:57.419 What's his fee? you guys oh for you because i 00:13:57.419 --> 00:13:59.679 like the way you you look at me you can tell 00:13:59.679 --> 00:14:02.580 what i'm thinking yes for you i'll do for a thousand 00:14:02.580 --> 00:14:07.019 gold pieces no this is a big this is a big fortress 00:14:07.019 --> 00:14:09.580 you got quite a few uh quite a few people i mean 00:14:09.580 --> 00:14:12.519 yeah i mean we could even teach carpenters how 00:14:12.519 --> 00:14:14.500 to lift things with telekinesis if you wanted 00:14:14.500 --> 00:14:16.580 not even just warriors you know anything you 00:14:16.580 --> 00:14:18.419 guys wanted here we've got a good argument prove 00:14:18.419 --> 00:14:20.559 it prove it before we pay you that's all included 00:14:20.559 --> 00:14:23.080 in the thousand dollars yes thousand gold feet 00:14:27.629 --> 00:14:29.889 see they're already working on the wall see how 00:14:29.889 --> 00:14:32.210 quick they work they're pulling up all the gears 00:14:32.210 --> 00:14:34.889 getting the equipment ready and everything great 00:14:34.889 --> 00:14:40.710 tractor hmm that is a pretty uh generous price 00:14:40.710 --> 00:14:46.549 i got i mean i got 2100 gold i got 1666 gold 00:14:46.549 --> 00:14:51.389 you want to go have 500 a pop yeah maybe see 00:14:51.389 --> 00:14:53.470 what she's got maybe we can split it three ways 00:14:54.009 --> 00:14:56.710 Shit, she broke. I don't know how many gold she's 00:14:56.710 --> 00:15:00.610 got, honestly. So you guys are saying 500, 500? 00:15:00.990 --> 00:15:03.350 Yeah. Because Ms. Melvin's like hiding. She's 00:15:03.350 --> 00:15:05.909 just shouting from the shower. Okay. Yeah, me 00:15:05.909 --> 00:15:09.629 and Nate have split it up. Okay. He says, oh, 00:15:09.750 --> 00:15:13.870 yes. 500 each? Okay, yes. 1 ,000 gold pieces. 00:15:14.090 --> 00:15:15.450 He says, all right, well, we will start getting 00:15:15.450 --> 00:15:17.690 set up. Do you want us to set up inside the gate 00:15:17.690 --> 00:15:19.610 or outside the gate? We are fine with either 00:15:19.610 --> 00:15:22.409 one. As long as we have... protection from anything 00:15:22.409 --> 00:15:28.149 outside the gate do we have a decent courtyard 00:15:28.149 --> 00:15:30.389 anywhere i'd say yeah they're able to set up 00:15:30.389 --> 00:15:33.929 decently around uh the buildings and they're 00:15:33.929 --> 00:15:35.830 just gonna set up like kind of like targeting 00:15:35.830 --> 00:15:38.110 ranges and like little little tents that teach 00:15:38.110 --> 00:15:39.629 you like how to lift things if you're wanting 00:15:39.629 --> 00:15:41.370 to learn like telekinesis you know they can set 00:15:41.370 --> 00:15:43.129 up in here we'll just keep some guards watching 00:15:43.129 --> 00:15:58.429 them inside yeah okay all right so yeah he goes 00:15:58.429 --> 00:16:01.529 all right no no need for you guys to do any work 00:16:01.529 --> 00:16:03.970 because we will get set up and we will we will 00:16:03.970 --> 00:16:06.570 get going um so over the course of a couple hours 00:16:06.570 --> 00:16:11.019 you see um them set up these big tents and elaborate 00:16:11.019 --> 00:16:13.179 magic and you see people standing outside the 00:16:13.179 --> 00:16:15.460 tents like kind of just waiting for people to 00:16:15.460 --> 00:16:18.279 show up so what would you like to do would you 00:16:18.279 --> 00:16:26.840 like to send i'll say so i'll say you can send 00:16:26.840 --> 00:16:32.899 up to 10 people of your group to go learn magic 00:16:33.889 --> 00:16:36.570 So if you want to send some Warriors to have 00:16:36.570 --> 00:16:38.629 up top or like guards to have a pop with magic 00:16:38.629 --> 00:16:40.730 you can if you want to do some Carpenters you 00:16:40.730 --> 00:16:43.029 want to do all of your guards you do quite a 00:16:43.029 --> 00:16:45.470 bit of course It's up to you guys. How you gonna 00:16:45.470 --> 00:16:49.710 do that? I think you I think you had what nine 00:16:49.710 --> 00:16:52.450 guards that you were able to keep because one 00:16:52.450 --> 00:16:56.450 was a Chicken and you ended up with quite a I 00:16:56.450 --> 00:16:59.370 think a few less Carpenters and mechanics and 00:16:59.370 --> 00:17:05.940 I can't fixers as we'll call them. I'd say May 00:17:05.940 --> 00:17:12.579 as well do all the guards magic and the levitation 00:17:12.579 --> 00:17:15.720 or the telekinesis to the carpenters. Okay, so 00:17:15.720 --> 00:17:18.220 you have... If I've got to persuade them in a 00:17:18.220 --> 00:17:22.839 sweet talk, I can. You have nine guards and... 00:17:22.839 --> 00:17:25.019 I mean, it doesn't hurt for all nine to know 00:17:25.019 --> 00:17:27.359 magic. They don't all have to use it, but they 00:17:27.359 --> 00:17:29.619 have it in their arsenal. Yes, they could be 00:17:29.619 --> 00:17:31.599 helpful. There could be a lead carpenter that 00:17:31.599 --> 00:17:34.880 uses telekinesis. You didn't specify how many. 00:17:35.690 --> 00:17:38.049 Yeah, now you can do as many guards as yours 00:17:38.049 --> 00:17:40.450 all the guards you want But the guy hears you 00:17:40.450 --> 00:17:43.309 guys kind of come conversing over what people 00:17:43.309 --> 00:17:45.230 would do where he goes. So of course we do my 00:17:45.230 --> 00:17:50.930 shifts He says so if you want to teach more people 00:17:50.930 --> 00:17:52.849 because you can always do that and I'll do it 00:17:52.849 --> 00:17:55.410 for an add -on for 500 gold pieces Because we're 00:17:55.410 --> 00:17:57.049 already set up. So he's like if you want more 00:17:57.049 --> 00:18:02.269 we can but that's up to you guys Because we have 00:18:02.269 --> 00:18:06.230 a lot of people Persuade to do more or below 00:18:06.230 --> 00:18:08.829 a price to include it with the standard price. 00:18:08.910 --> 00:18:16.049 Yes. Okay. Yeah I thought you said you liked 00:18:16.049 --> 00:18:18.589 the way I looked at you and how I knew that you 00:18:18.589 --> 00:18:35.529 were thinking Please be a little more delivered. 00:18:36.230 --> 00:18:40.170 He got a 17. Oof. So he goes, I did like the 00:18:40.170 --> 00:18:43.109 way you looked at me. He goes, but I can't do 00:18:43.109 --> 00:18:45.309 it because that's my people's work. That's their 00:18:45.309 --> 00:18:47.569 time. So if they're going to do the extra time 00:18:47.569 --> 00:18:49.250 to teach more people, I've got to pay them. You 00:18:49.250 --> 00:18:51.710 know how it is running a business here. You probably 00:18:51.710 --> 00:18:54.369 have to pay these people, don't you? Some of 00:18:54.369 --> 00:18:56.730 them. Some of them you don't pay some of them 00:18:56.730 --> 00:18:59.069 for that. Oh, okay. Yeah, I mean, all right take 00:18:59.069 --> 00:19:02.670 lessons from you, I guess But then again, I can't 00:19:02.670 --> 00:19:05.269 I can't I can't do it. I can't not pay them for 00:19:05.269 --> 00:19:07.430 their time. Mm -hmm Otherwise, we're gonna have 00:19:07.430 --> 00:19:10.170 a bunch of spell casters very angry at us. I 00:19:10.170 --> 00:19:14.049 love to Discuss it with some other members here. 00:19:14.130 --> 00:19:16.329 Oh, yeah Come back to you. Would you like me 00:19:16.329 --> 00:19:18.450 to begin some shifts on some of your you said 00:19:18.450 --> 00:19:21.750 cards? Yeah, we'll do half of them Okay, so yeah, 00:19:21.809 --> 00:19:24.250 you'll take off like Yeah, half of your guards 00:19:24.250 --> 00:19:25.569 will go and they'll start training. And you'll 00:19:25.569 --> 00:19:27.029 see them kind of switching between different 00:19:27.029 --> 00:19:29.369 areas. You'll see some kind of shooting some 00:19:29.369 --> 00:19:31.789 fire bolts, like trying to learn how to spark 00:19:31.789 --> 00:19:34.009 flames. Some shooting a little, like, frost ray, 00:19:34.170 --> 00:19:37.230 ray of frost. Nice. We'll roll. I'll roll for 00:19:37.230 --> 00:19:39.529 them to see how well they all attune to magic. 00:19:40.009 --> 00:19:43.230 Ooh, very nice. But, yeah, what would you guys 00:19:43.230 --> 00:19:44.190 like to do? You said you were going to go talk 00:19:44.190 --> 00:19:46.490 with your colleagues about an add -on payment? 00:19:47.309 --> 00:20:02.279 I was just being polite. All right, yeah, so 00:20:02.279 --> 00:20:04.579 you see that training and I'll just go ahead 00:20:04.579 --> 00:20:16.880 and roll for them real quick I said no you weren't 00:20:16.880 --> 00:20:20.279 even there You're hiding. So you're not paying 00:20:20.279 --> 00:20:22.720 the $5 ,000 add -on to train more people, Kelly? 00:20:22.880 --> 00:20:24.680 Is that what you're saying? I have to look, bruh. 00:20:25.059 --> 00:20:29.799 Okay. That's Ms. Muffin's in -canon voice. I 00:20:29.799 --> 00:20:34.140 have to look, bruh. What the fudge is happening? 00:20:34.259 --> 00:20:36.720 She can't find where her gold's at because she 00:20:36.720 --> 00:20:39.440 hid it from everyone. I have three. I have lots 00:20:39.440 --> 00:20:42.839 of gold. I have enough. I'll do $5 ,000. She 00:20:42.839 --> 00:20:45.319 don't buy nothing. How much? I mean, you've been 00:20:45.319 --> 00:20:47.160 paying for everything. Why? Tell them over here 00:20:47.160 --> 00:20:49.039 how much you have. Why, Master? Because he's 00:20:49.039 --> 00:20:50.640 gone. I can look up. Because he's going to rob 00:20:50.640 --> 00:20:55.869 us. I have 3 ,962 gold. Dude. The most I had 00:20:55.869 --> 00:20:58.130 on here was like $2 ,600. Leave me alone! She's 00:20:58.130 --> 00:21:00.609 living the rumble life somehow. Nobody knows 00:21:00.609 --> 00:21:05.410 where I'm hiding it. That's why she didn't want 00:21:05.410 --> 00:21:06.970 to say how much was in her account. She's that 00:21:06.970 --> 00:21:10.250 one that says, I'm broke. We barely got any gold. 00:21:10.410 --> 00:21:13.470 She's over there like, double what we had. Alright, 00:21:13.589 --> 00:21:15.109 so you're going to pay the $500 to train more? 00:21:15.390 --> 00:21:19.109 Yeah. Alright, so you see Ms. Muffin scarcely 00:21:19.109 --> 00:21:22.210 part with a little bit of money. and straight 00:21:22.210 --> 00:21:25.309 on he goes oh you the woman okay yes yes yes 00:21:25.309 --> 00:21:26.829 I'll take you gold pieces and we'll train some 00:21:26.829 --> 00:21:29.950 more awesome so I'll say with the other 500 cheese 00:21:29.950 --> 00:21:33.230 will train all of your masonry and carpenters 00:21:33.230 --> 00:21:35.430 and all of your guards so you're gonna get a 00:21:35.430 --> 00:21:38.490 full your carpenters can learn mending they can 00:21:38.490 --> 00:21:40.869 learn telekinesis they've got the couple of their 00:21:40.869 --> 00:21:46.009 of those Arsenal in there and I'll say how many 00:21:46.009 --> 00:21:50.509 nine of your guards so three have fire bolt Three 00:21:50.509 --> 00:21:57.369 have ray of frost. And three have acid splash. 00:21:57.910 --> 00:22:00.309 So they can use those on top if they need to. 00:22:19.880 --> 00:22:22.660 So yeah, this all goes down. You start seeing 00:22:22.660 --> 00:22:24.759 more of your guards taking shifts. You see some 00:22:24.759 --> 00:22:26.779 throwing acid and melting like little dummies 00:22:26.779 --> 00:22:28.740 of people, and they're all getting awesome kick 00:22:28.740 --> 00:22:30.700 -ass times. And let me roll for the other half 00:22:30.700 --> 00:22:39.440 that are learning. Okay, so all of your guards, 00:22:39.480 --> 00:22:44.119 except two, did very well. They all rolled extremely 00:22:44.119 --> 00:22:48.029 high, except two who both rolled nat ones. So 00:22:48.029 --> 00:22:50.009 you see these guards kind of like doing their 00:22:50.009 --> 00:22:51.509 magic and stuff and they're all doing it and 00:22:51.509 --> 00:22:53.490 you're kind of Waiting for them to get done and 00:22:53.490 --> 00:22:56.069 you see two of these guys come walking up and 00:22:56.069 --> 00:22:58.150 one of them's got a missing hand He's got acid 00:22:58.150 --> 00:23:00.930 like burn his hands just melted. He goes dude. 00:23:01.089 --> 00:23:03.950 I I fucked up the other guys got like a big huge 00:23:03.950 --> 00:23:07.170 burn crash Mark across his chest. He was like 00:23:07.170 --> 00:23:10.269 fire fire bolts not my thing. So these two are 00:23:10.269 --> 00:23:12.630 not very well with the depth with the magic They 00:23:12.630 --> 00:23:14.329 can use it, but they will do anything this advantage. 00:23:14.490 --> 00:23:17.539 So we have to just remember to If they use their 00:23:17.539 --> 00:23:19.599 magic, they're going to be at disadvantage. They're 00:23:19.599 --> 00:23:21.819 probably both named Jeff. Well, I'd probably 00:23:21.819 --> 00:23:24.740 just tell them only use that in desperate times. 00:23:25.019 --> 00:23:28.039 Yes, sir. I was planning to do that because I 00:23:28.039 --> 00:23:32.220 only got one hand left. How bad is his hand? 00:23:32.420 --> 00:23:34.420 It's bad. His hand's like melted away. It's just 00:23:34.420 --> 00:23:37.519 like half of the hand. Like saveable or just 00:23:37.519 --> 00:23:39.500 like chop it off? Probably just chop it off. 00:23:39.519 --> 00:23:42.660 It's like half a hand. He's like, yeah, we're 00:23:42.660 --> 00:23:45.230 going to go get this taken care of. Well, we 00:23:45.230 --> 00:23:47.569 don't have medical, so I guess a butcher. Do 00:23:47.569 --> 00:23:49.210 you want me to mend your hand back together? 00:23:49.450 --> 00:23:51.410 He starts to walk away. I don't know if mend 00:23:51.410 --> 00:23:54.470 works on flesh. I think it's just objects. One 00:23:54.470 --> 00:23:57.690 foot radius, it said. Mend a metal to his hand. 00:23:57.970 --> 00:24:00.890 Mend a chunk of metal. Cure wounds. Cure wounds. 00:24:00.970 --> 00:24:02.650 That would heal him, yeah. It would make him 00:24:02.650 --> 00:24:04.490 feel better. It would make his hand come back. 00:24:04.670 --> 00:24:06.829 That's a waste of a spell slot. I could give 00:24:06.829 --> 00:24:11.569 him a hand. Go to the medical team. You're good. 00:24:12.319 --> 00:24:15.019 All right, so as this all kind of goes down, 00:24:15.240 --> 00:24:17.940 they kind of finish their, it's like midday, 00:24:17.960 --> 00:24:19.779 and they're finishing all their stuff, and they're 00:24:19.779 --> 00:24:21.559 kind of packing up their things. And the leader 00:24:21.559 --> 00:24:23.779 of the group kind of walks to you, and he goes, 00:24:23.859 --> 00:24:26.720 so listen, you guys, I can tell you guys are 00:24:26.720 --> 00:24:29.579 a tough bunch. You got a place, you got yourselves, 00:24:29.980 --> 00:24:32.140 you all look like you've been through some shit. 00:24:32.359 --> 00:24:33.880 He goes, so I'm just going to tell you a little 00:24:33.880 --> 00:24:35.799 bit of a rumor I heard. Especially since you 00:24:35.799 --> 00:24:37.059 paid the add -on, I'm just going to give you 00:24:37.059 --> 00:24:38.900 a little heads up that this place is nearby. 00:24:39.000 --> 00:24:43.829 He goes, so I have learned. um if you head to 00:24:43.829 --> 00:24:48.769 if you head east you can find this tomb it's 00:24:48.769 --> 00:24:51.049 um it's been dubbed the dungeon of deception 00:24:51.049 --> 00:24:53.670 so i i don't know what's inside because i don't 00:24:53.670 --> 00:24:56.549 know what to think of the place um i know there's 00:24:56.549 --> 00:24:58.369 been a lot of people talking about it from when 00:24:58.369 --> 00:25:00.869 we're traveling and i feel like you adventurous 00:25:00.869 --> 00:25:03.369 type might be in need of that because you know 00:25:03.369 --> 00:25:07.140 and if you get more money i'll be back And so 00:25:07.140 --> 00:25:10.000 he kind of nods you off and gives you rough directions 00:25:10.000 --> 00:25:12.140 of where this dungeon lies if you guys would 00:25:12.140 --> 00:25:14.680 like to pursue this. He didn't want to buy any 00:25:14.680 --> 00:25:18.220 supplies before he left off? No. I mean, what 00:25:18.220 --> 00:25:20.819 kind of supplies are you offering? I don't know 00:25:20.819 --> 00:25:22.839 what kind of supplies you guys got. I don't know. 00:25:23.059 --> 00:25:25.039 I don't think you guys really had much of any 00:25:25.039 --> 00:25:26.980 time. He seemed like he was a well -prepared 00:25:26.980 --> 00:25:30.180 businessman. He's quite equipped. Yeah, he waves 00:25:30.180 --> 00:25:32.740 you guys off and he packs all of his things and 00:25:32.740 --> 00:25:35.690 they begin to move. Elsewhere to take their traveling 00:25:35.690 --> 00:25:38.990 adventure somewhere else you guys kind of settle 00:25:38.990 --> 00:25:41.269 in and discuss I'm sure you're wanting to head 00:25:41.269 --> 00:25:44.309 out to this exciting place of dungeon and deceit 00:25:44.309 --> 00:25:50.849 budget of deception. Yes Sounds deceptive old 00:25:50.849 --> 00:25:58.809 deceptive old Decepticons in disguise Yeah, so 00:25:58.809 --> 00:26:02.400 you guys gather your packs gather your Horns 00:26:02.400 --> 00:26:07.180 of Blasting, your... Javelin of Lightning, my 00:26:07.180 --> 00:26:09.799 Lightning Ring, my... Oh, I took my Lightning 00:26:09.799 --> 00:26:13.380 Ring. Savage's... Lightning Javelin. My Nightmare 00:26:13.380 --> 00:26:18.119 Total. My Nightmare Total, yeah. And the nice 00:26:18.119 --> 00:26:20.220 little feeling of demonic power inside of you. 00:26:20.339 --> 00:26:23.099 Yeah. I still got my Lightning Ring. I think 00:26:23.099 --> 00:26:26.460 you got it. You traded it. You guys did that 00:26:26.460 --> 00:26:29.440 thing where you did something and you got the 00:26:29.440 --> 00:26:32.269 rings. Well, no, everyone lost something, but 00:26:32.269 --> 00:26:36.089 me. Oh, yeah. I lost my shield. I lost my cap. 00:26:36.349 --> 00:26:38.470 Yeah, we still have our rings on our hands, right? 00:26:38.869 --> 00:26:40.390 You guys all should have your rings. Yeah, yeah. 00:26:40.529 --> 00:26:42.890 I forgot, what does this do? He's got the ring 00:26:42.890 --> 00:26:44.269 of lightning. I don't know what you guys got. 00:26:44.509 --> 00:26:46.809 I forgot. One of you had, like, ten rings of 00:26:46.809 --> 00:26:48.970 something. Yeah, we all have a ring on, like, 00:26:49.009 --> 00:26:51.630 every finger, I felt like. No, he had, Ryan had 00:26:51.630 --> 00:26:54.680 the ten. Necklace of like fireballs. Yeah, we 00:26:54.680 --> 00:26:57.160 never did we're gonna search it as well. He was 00:26:57.160 --> 00:27:06.319 integrated Yeah, so yeah, you guys can start 00:27:06.319 --> 00:27:08.759 gathering your packs and your dagger of venom 00:27:08.759 --> 00:27:13.240 And start moving which miss muffin Kelly the 00:27:13.240 --> 00:27:17.440 player As a reminder now you can use your plus 00:27:17.440 --> 00:27:20.400 one dagger and your offhand and your dagger of 00:27:20.400 --> 00:27:23.039 venom in your main hand so awesome you'll get 00:27:23.039 --> 00:27:26.420 your bonuses to your offhand all right so you 00:27:26.420 --> 00:27:29.900 guys start making your way east i said before 00:27:29.900 --> 00:27:35.640 you start to make your way through there and 00:27:35.640 --> 00:27:37.279 you're you're traveling for a good while and 00:27:37.279 --> 00:27:38.900 you're making your way through paths and what 00:27:38.900 --> 00:27:42.440 paths disappear and you start to smell the reeking 00:27:42.440 --> 00:27:46.940 smell of rotting flesh Demons. Would you like 00:27:46.940 --> 00:27:50.299 to make me... Demons! Demons! Don't talk about 00:27:50.299 --> 00:27:55.460 my fingers. That was the entity coming out. Don't 00:27:55.460 --> 00:27:59.500 talk about my fingers. Okay, so give me investigation 00:27:59.500 --> 00:28:02.880 checks. All three of you. As you're kind of searching 00:28:02.880 --> 00:28:10.779 this area of rotting flesh. Fifteen. That one. 00:28:11.059 --> 00:28:13.099 Eight. I was really hoping someone would roll 00:28:13.099 --> 00:28:17.619 a nine one. okay so uh why i need to open this 00:28:17.619 --> 00:28:23.900 minus one i'm opening this okay so uh you guys 00:28:23.900 --> 00:28:25.759 are kind of walking around and you're kind of 00:28:25.759 --> 00:28:27.480 like looking and just you're feeling the smell 00:28:27.480 --> 00:28:30.359 get really strong but please dig you can't really 00:28:30.359 --> 00:28:32.900 even smell this nasty smell it's just kind of 00:28:32.900 --> 00:28:34.660 like it smells good to you you're just like what 00:28:34.660 --> 00:28:36.319 do you guys you know you do and then you feel 00:28:36.319 --> 00:28:38.730 the ground get out below you and you fall and 00:28:38.730 --> 00:28:40.549 you're just tumbling down stairs. You're just 00:28:40.549 --> 00:28:42.269 feeling darkness and hitting the ground and then 00:28:42.269 --> 00:28:45.009 rolling and tipping down some more stairs. I'm 00:28:45.009 --> 00:28:48.109 going to roll here. I got rid of your way higher 00:28:48.109 --> 00:28:50.690 die. I got distracted by the smell of dumpster 00:28:50.690 --> 00:28:54.829 stakes. Okay, you take four damage, bludgeoning 00:28:54.829 --> 00:28:57.309 damage, as you are nat one distracted by the 00:28:57.309 --> 00:29:00.009 beautiful smell of rotting flesh, and you trip 00:29:00.009 --> 00:29:01.630 and fall down these stairs through a hole in 00:29:01.630 --> 00:29:03.170 the ground, and you're tumbling down, and you 00:29:03.170 --> 00:29:05.869 land at the bottom. But when you hit the bottom, 00:29:05.910 --> 00:29:08.549 you see torches kind of just... And this kind 00:29:08.549 --> 00:29:10.470 of light up down the hallway, and you see another 00:29:10.470 --> 00:29:12.730 set of stairs. Very dungeon -like. So, yeah, 00:29:12.809 --> 00:29:14.990 that's a dungeonous flaw, right? What would you 00:29:14.990 --> 00:29:19.190 guys like to do? Walk down the stairs. He just 00:29:19.190 --> 00:29:21.250 ate it now. Just walk carefully down the stairs. 00:29:21.569 --> 00:29:28.029 Okay. So... May as well. You... Clowder. You 00:29:28.029 --> 00:29:33.049 get... The clowder of people get down to the 00:29:33.049 --> 00:29:36.130 bottom of the stairwell. And the map is open, 00:29:36.230 --> 00:29:39.799 by the way. you get to the bottom of the stairs 00:29:39.799 --> 00:29:42.059 and you see a path forward that kind of winds 00:29:42.059 --> 00:29:45.579 around in a circle and then you see to your to 00:29:45.579 --> 00:29:47.920 the north I guess is what we'll say this is yeah 00:29:47.920 --> 00:29:50.480 to your northern side you see a long hallway 00:29:50.480 --> 00:29:54.799 and at the end is what looks like a demonic like 00:29:54.799 --> 00:29:58.000 big green statue looking thing at the center 00:29:58.000 --> 00:30:01.039 of the floor demonic means what would you like 00:30:01.039 --> 00:30:10.579 to do garbage garbage smell spam What do we do 00:30:10.579 --> 00:30:13.640 definitely don't we good we good search this 00:30:13.640 --> 00:30:17.539 shit? Don't don't take its picture around the 00:30:17.539 --> 00:30:19.180 corner. Are you gonna head down the path where 00:30:19.180 --> 00:30:22.779 you see that like large green? Thing oh, there's 00:30:22.779 --> 00:30:24.779 a path away from the large screen creepy demonic 00:30:24.779 --> 00:30:27.180 thing Yeah, I mean you can't tell if it's like 00:30:27.180 --> 00:30:28.940 demonic or whatnot You just kind of see this 00:30:28.940 --> 00:30:30.759 large thing with like horns kind of on it and 00:30:30.759 --> 00:30:36.059 it's boring That's you right? Yeah You guys won't 00:30:36.059 --> 00:30:39.200 check it out. I'm scared I'm very much scared. 00:30:39.579 --> 00:30:46.599 Very scared. One can check. One can check. Yeah, 00:30:46.680 --> 00:30:49.220 I mean, some of us can go toward the statue. 00:30:49.400 --> 00:30:51.460 Another one can go right, I guess. Screw it, 00:30:51.460 --> 00:30:53.819 I'm going. I'm going towards the statue. I'll 00:30:53.819 --> 00:30:56.180 watch him get close to it, but I won't go all 00:30:56.180 --> 00:30:58.559 the way with him. I'll go right. Alright, so 00:30:58.559 --> 00:31:01.140 we'll do flea stick. Flea stick. The walls and 00:31:01.140 --> 00:31:04.460 the floor of this 15 -foot square room are cracked 00:31:04.460 --> 00:31:07.400 and carved with the images of terrified humanoids 00:31:07.400 --> 00:31:09.910 falling. Set into the middle of the floor is 00:31:09.910 --> 00:31:12.950 a stone basin relief of a bearded devil face 00:31:12.950 --> 00:31:16.730 painted green. Forlorn cries echo from the black 00:31:16.730 --> 00:31:18.910 void of its gaping maw. So like its mouth is 00:31:18.910 --> 00:31:21.130 open and you're hearing like cries and echoes 00:31:21.130 --> 00:31:22.910 just kind of screaming from inside of it. Put 00:31:22.910 --> 00:31:27.250 your dick in it. No! You hear Duke coming out 00:31:27.250 --> 00:31:30.490 of the hallway. Put your dick in it. Now was 00:31:30.490 --> 00:31:32.829 that Duke or was that the entity inside of you? 00:31:32.890 --> 00:31:35.509 That was Duke for sure. That was Duke. Alright. 00:31:36.009 --> 00:31:37.569 What would you like to do if we stick? There's 00:31:37.569 --> 00:31:44.069 a really fucked up glory hole. I guess kind of 00:31:44.069 --> 00:31:48.130 slowly approach it, very cautiously. Very. Very 00:31:48.130 --> 00:31:53.750 caucus -ly. Very caucus -ly. He's like a cockroach. 00:31:54.009 --> 00:32:03.660 No. It'll suck you into hell. Or have. No. You're 00:32:03.660 --> 00:32:05.700 seeing darkness kind of like just flowing out 00:32:05.700 --> 00:32:07.759 of it like there's like once it escapes it You're 00:32:07.759 --> 00:32:09.619 seeing the darkness kind of fade and flow away, 00:32:09.799 --> 00:32:12.319 but it's just like unnatural magic darkness inside 00:32:12.319 --> 00:32:19.019 Kind of like stick the crystal from my skull 00:32:19.019 --> 00:32:22.180 and see what happens Yeah, you can't throw it 00:32:22.180 --> 00:32:24.359 in there you like hold on to it and put it in 00:32:24.359 --> 00:32:27.440 there I don't just like hold it out for a little 00:32:27.440 --> 00:32:32.029 bit so Are you going to put half of the crystals 00:32:32.029 --> 00:32:34.809 in there, your hands still out of it? Or exactly 00:32:34.809 --> 00:32:37.190 how are you going to do this? So I know what 00:32:37.190 --> 00:32:43.309 I need to do. I'm going to risk the biscuit. 00:32:44.029 --> 00:32:45.890 You're just going to stick your hand in? Just 00:32:45.890 --> 00:32:48.190 half and half. Half and half? Okay, so give me 00:32:48.190 --> 00:32:51.950 a dexterity save as you're trying to barely, 00:32:52.309 --> 00:32:54.509 carefully, or just a dexterity check, sorry. 00:32:54.710 --> 00:32:57.799 Bury. As you're bury, carry. they're very very 00:32:57.799 --> 00:33:00.279 very carefully putting your hand in half 16. 00:33:00.859 --> 00:33:02.839 okay so yeah you kind of you expertly kind of 00:33:02.839 --> 00:33:04.200 put your hand in there but when you stick half 00:33:04.200 --> 00:33:06.680 the crystal in you hear the echoes and the screams 00:33:06.680 --> 00:33:08.799 just get louder and kind of burst out and that 00:33:08.799 --> 00:33:11.160 half of the crystal is just gone like vanished 00:33:11.160 --> 00:33:14.259 like it's just like black and yeah and i'm in 00:33:14.259 --> 00:33:17.579 it right back to my skull okay so you get half 00:33:17.579 --> 00:33:20.539 the crystal back to your skull all right There 00:33:20.539 --> 00:33:22.819 you go. What else would you like to do? Anything 00:33:22.819 --> 00:33:25.420 else special? Is there anything special to look 00:33:25.420 --> 00:33:28.039 around on? No, all you see is just, like, all 00:33:28.039 --> 00:33:30.400 the walls are just carved with images of humans, 00:33:30.460 --> 00:33:33.000 like, falling and screaming. All right, I'm going 00:33:33.000 --> 00:33:36.980 to go back with Duke and Miss Muffin. Good you. 00:33:37.160 --> 00:33:40.539 I know you're in somewhere not great. All right, 00:33:40.619 --> 00:33:45.059 Duke, and all of you now, call away the heads 00:33:45.059 --> 00:33:49.619 east and south. What would you like to do? the 00:33:49.619 --> 00:33:52.960 south corner looks like it cuts down further 00:33:52.960 --> 00:34:00.420 and then cuts back west east east okay so everyone 00:34:00.420 --> 00:34:05.859 always goes right we go left east okay so you 00:34:05.859 --> 00:34:08.559 walk down this hallway and at a four -way intersection 00:34:08.559 --> 00:34:11.820 the corridors to the north and south curve upward 00:34:11.820 --> 00:34:14.639 and out of sight so like they curve slowly up 00:34:14.639 --> 00:34:16.739 where you can't see was quite the end But with 00:34:16.739 --> 00:34:19.219 no rails or steps to allow them to be climbed, 00:34:19.440 --> 00:34:22.019 the corpse of a half -human, half -goat creature 00:34:22.019 --> 00:34:24.820 in robes sprawls like ten feet to the north up. 00:34:25.099 --> 00:34:27.679 It grips a staff tipped with a bronze goat's 00:34:27.679 --> 00:34:32.239 head. What would you like to do? Mine. I want 00:34:32.239 --> 00:34:34.960 that staff. I want it now. I guess I'll check 00:34:34.960 --> 00:34:38.300 that out. Okay, so are you walking forward, dude? 00:34:38.500 --> 00:34:42.780 Yeah. Okay, so you... I don't care. Are you both 00:34:42.780 --> 00:34:44.360 walking forward? Are you both going to kind of 00:34:44.360 --> 00:34:47.329 like walk together up this thing? Okay, so this 00:34:47.329 --> 00:34:49.570 curving corridor, as you start walking, you see 00:34:49.570 --> 00:34:52.010 and notice that it forms a perfect circle around 00:34:52.010 --> 00:34:54.289 it. And as you start walking towards it, you 00:34:54.289 --> 00:34:56.329 realize that you're not getting, like, gravity. 00:34:56.389 --> 00:34:58.969 Like, you're sticking to the floor as you're 00:34:58.969 --> 00:35:01.030 walking. So you can continue to walk forward 00:35:01.030 --> 00:35:04.869 if you'd like. Up this incline. So I'm floating 00:35:04.869 --> 00:35:07.949 to the floor? Yeah, well, it's like gravity's 00:35:07.949 --> 00:35:09.550 enhanced where you're stuck to the floor. Like, 00:35:09.590 --> 00:35:11.429 you're not going forward. It's a perfect circle 00:35:11.429 --> 00:35:15.300 room. Me too. Just gonna keep walking? Alright, 00:35:15.699 --> 00:35:19.139 you walk up and you see this corpse of this half 00:35:19.139 --> 00:35:21.179 -human, half -goat creature. He's just kind of 00:35:21.179 --> 00:35:23.059 gripped onto this thing, but he's stuck to the 00:35:23.059 --> 00:35:26.579 floor still because of the gravity ring. What 00:35:26.579 --> 00:35:28.500 would you like to do with him? Or what would 00:35:28.500 --> 00:35:33.420 you like to do? With him? Or anything. What would 00:35:33.420 --> 00:35:35.039 you like to do as you get up to this body? He's 00:35:35.039 --> 00:35:37.159 kind of blocking the path in front of you. He's 00:35:37.159 --> 00:35:40.659 laying gravity ring stuck to the... Can he talk? 00:35:41.079 --> 00:35:44.110 No, he's dead. Oh. Unless you just speak with 00:35:44.110 --> 00:35:47.570 the dead or something, but yeah, he's dead. Loot 00:35:47.570 --> 00:35:51.630 him. You can, uh, if you loot him, you can, but 00:35:51.630 --> 00:35:53.670 all he has on him is the staff that you see. 00:35:54.210 --> 00:35:56.730 He's gripping it. I grab it and give it to him. 00:35:56.889 --> 00:35:59.230 Yeah, I want that staff. You're gonna take the 00:35:59.230 --> 00:36:02.849 staff? Okay. Please stick. You grab this staff. 00:36:03.349 --> 00:36:05.730 And Duke, when you grab it, you feel this, like, 00:36:05.730 --> 00:36:09.230 weird, like, I don't know, pull, but not the 00:36:09.230 --> 00:36:11.639 right... Sensation, you know what I mean? So 00:36:11.639 --> 00:36:13.280 you just you kind of hand it off to flea stick, 00:36:13.380 --> 00:36:16.159 but flea stick when it touches your hands your 00:36:16.159 --> 00:36:20.679 attuned connection to magic you feel this thing 00:36:20.679 --> 00:36:23.940 kind of like just like Like kind of like merge 00:36:23.940 --> 00:36:26.199 and attune to your body and you like are feeling 00:36:26.199 --> 00:36:31.679 all this like connection to the staff Let me 00:36:31.679 --> 00:36:36.940 see what exactly the staff is real quick. Oh 00:36:36.940 --> 00:36:40.510 Actually, sorry You did search his body. You 00:36:40.510 --> 00:36:43.250 find that he has an ink pot that never runs dry. 00:36:43.949 --> 00:36:45.730 So, like, you can just keep writing with it and 00:36:45.730 --> 00:36:49.469 it won't run dry. And a spell book containing 00:36:49.469 --> 00:36:53.289 the following spells. So, I can tell you those 00:36:53.289 --> 00:36:55.829 all, if you want. Let's write a few spells. I 00:36:55.829 --> 00:36:58.349 need a pencil. I say, we can, I can, we can, 00:36:58.369 --> 00:37:00.269 we'll work, well, yeah, I'll give you all those. 00:37:01.829 --> 00:37:03.829 Yeah, that works. Yeah, we'll get them from here 00:37:03.829 --> 00:37:05.289 in a second. But I'll do the staff, because that's 00:37:05.289 --> 00:37:08.019 what you're going to want right now. So... The 00:37:08.019 --> 00:37:10.840 Staff of Striking is what it is called. Ooh, 00:37:11.119 --> 00:37:17.659 purple. Pretty cool, though. That'll give you 00:37:17.659 --> 00:37:22.380 a big bonus to attack rolls and shit. Plus three, 00:37:22.480 --> 00:37:24.940 yeah. Oh, and when you hit with a melee attack, 00:37:25.039 --> 00:37:27.880 you expend it for three charges. Oh, okay. That's 00:37:27.880 --> 00:37:29.920 cool. So it takes extra damage if you want it. 00:37:30.079 --> 00:37:33.320 It's basically you can use it because it gives 00:37:33.320 --> 00:37:36.380 you plus three to attack and damage rolls. So, 00:37:36.400 --> 00:37:38.500 like, use your regular magic like you do, and 00:37:38.500 --> 00:37:40.400 then if they get close to you, melee attack, 00:37:40.619 --> 00:37:43.579 and it does one of those three charges, and it'll 00:37:43.579 --> 00:37:46.159 do an extra 1d6 force damage. It's good for, 00:37:46.199 --> 00:37:48.059 like, magic users, too. Well, you can use up 00:37:48.059 --> 00:37:51.139 to three charges. One charge does 1d6, so you 00:37:51.139 --> 00:37:53.840 can do three charges and do 3d6 as extra force 00:37:53.840 --> 00:37:55.179 damage. It's good for a magic user, because then 00:37:55.179 --> 00:37:57.519 you can just fucking smoke a dude real hard if 00:37:57.519 --> 00:38:00.480 he gets close with extra magic staff. Just kind 00:38:00.480 --> 00:38:04.320 of pull it out if he rolls up on you. So, yeah, 00:38:04.380 --> 00:38:09.599 you got that. You look forward and further down 00:38:09.599 --> 00:38:13.940 through this circular tunnel, you see ahead of 00:38:13.940 --> 00:38:16.000 you that the circle just completes around in 00:38:16.000 --> 00:38:17.539 another circle. Look back to where you started. 00:38:17.739 --> 00:38:18.980 Would you like to just walk the full circle? 00:38:19.280 --> 00:38:22.340 Yeah, check it out. Look around for some stuff. 00:38:22.599 --> 00:38:29.900 Uh, Duke, you going too? Uh, why not? Yeah? So... 00:38:29.900 --> 00:38:36.070 Hey, Cat, can you not climb stuff? If you're 00:38:36.070 --> 00:38:39.329 going to climb, do it efficiently. She was struggling. 00:38:39.530 --> 00:38:43.230 Struggle busting. She's like a fat cat, but she's 00:38:43.230 --> 00:38:48.409 not even fat. So, Flea Stick Duke are going to 00:38:48.409 --> 00:38:51.409 continue the circle loop and forward. Miss Muffin, 00:38:51.449 --> 00:38:54.250 are you following along with them? Yeah. So, 00:38:54.510 --> 00:38:59.570 you guys start walking, and you walk, and you 00:38:59.570 --> 00:39:02.550 do a perfect loop, and you start to see the exit. 00:39:04.469 --> 00:39:07.289 The entrance where you first walked in, like 00:39:07.289 --> 00:39:09.630 the other loop. But when you get to that loop, 00:39:09.769 --> 00:39:11.449 you look forward and there's not a dead body 00:39:11.449 --> 00:39:16.150 past where you started last time. Like there's 00:39:16.150 --> 00:39:19.030 no dead body there. It's gone. The loop took 00:39:19.030 --> 00:39:23.010 us to a different floor. So when you make this 00:39:23.010 --> 00:39:26.829 full loop, you see that there's no dead body 00:39:26.829 --> 00:39:30.110 there. What would you like to do? Is there a 00:39:30.110 --> 00:39:33.010 hallway again? Yeah, it's exactly the same. it 00:39:33.010 --> 00:39:35.449 looks identical to where you just were another 00:39:35.449 --> 00:39:39.349 loop yeah we do it again you walk another loop 00:39:39.349 --> 00:39:41.909 and you see the dead body return okay what the 00:39:41.909 --> 00:39:45.769 i'm going to continue to explore this level before 00:39:45.769 --> 00:39:49.690 we go to that level okay so you're going to you're 00:39:49.690 --> 00:39:51.929 where the dead body is which i understand now 00:39:51.929 --> 00:39:54.809 that that is a separate area okay so the loop 00:39:54.809 --> 00:39:57.530 and i'm going to explore our original area before 00:39:57.530 --> 00:40:19.550 we go digging even deeper into this place Okay, 00:40:19.550 --> 00:40:21.969 so would you like to go back the way you came 00:40:21.969 --> 00:40:25.230 to the west or the east? I would like to continue 00:40:25.230 --> 00:40:28.690 down this hall that led us toward the hamster 00:40:28.690 --> 00:40:30.630 wheel room. That's what I'm going to call it. 00:40:30.809 --> 00:40:34.269 Okay. The gravity ring hamster wheel room. Yes. 00:40:35.050 --> 00:40:40.969 Hamsters. The halo planet room. Yes, it's the 00:40:40.969 --> 00:40:45.250 halo room. Ham. All right. Cats eat hamsters. 00:40:45.849 --> 00:40:48.090 I don't know what number it is. Probably. Oh, 00:40:48.190 --> 00:40:51.150 I am so sorry. I forgot. When you searched this 00:40:51.150 --> 00:40:54.769 dude's body, you found a piece of a journal. 00:40:55.269 --> 00:41:00.469 And it says, To those who find this, know that 00:41:00.469 --> 00:41:03.710 I, Devlin Bashir, am the last surviving member 00:41:03.710 --> 00:41:06.769 of the Company of the Yellow Banner. The warlord 00:41:06.769 --> 00:41:14.219 Roz... Roznessy. Rozney. stripped us of our weapons 00:41:14.219 --> 00:41:16.820 and threw us in here on orders of his master, 00:41:16.940 --> 00:41:23.500 Asarak. I can only imagine... I can only imagine 00:41:23.500 --> 00:41:26.420 our souls are to be fed to his phylactery. Alas, 00:41:26.420 --> 00:41:29.599 it seems he has won. Our company was separated 00:41:29.599 --> 00:41:31.880 after the incident with the four -armed gargoyle. 00:41:32.079 --> 00:41:35.420 The tomb guardians tore Seward to pieces, and 00:41:35.420 --> 00:41:38.139 with him we lost the Starfallen. Our quest was 00:41:38.139 --> 00:41:40.739 a failure, even if we'd found the Eye. The elf 00:41:40.739 --> 00:41:43.739 princess was gone. My friends would have lasted 00:41:43.739 --> 00:41:45.860 long without their weapons, especially with a 00:41:45.860 --> 00:41:49.179 doppelganger in our midst. Aseph suspected. Of 00:41:49.179 --> 00:41:51.579 course, I kept my staff. I'm sure Brixton would 00:41:51.579 --> 00:41:54.860 have seen some humor in that. Gentle reader, 00:41:55.079 --> 00:41:58.300 let a dying man offer you one piece of advice. 00:41:58.940 --> 00:42:01.280 Aserak is a trickster who desires nothing but 00:42:01.280 --> 00:42:03.900 your soul. His riddles may help you, but in the 00:42:03.900 --> 00:42:06.340 end, his final secret always leads to your doom. 00:42:06.860 --> 00:42:15.539 Temora, save us all. What a douche. Not the guy 00:42:15.539 --> 00:42:18.920 that wrote the letter, the trickster guy. I was 00:42:18.920 --> 00:42:21.119 like, they are savage. He's like, how dare that 00:42:21.119 --> 00:42:24.360 guy give warning to someone else. Watch the trickster 00:42:24.360 --> 00:42:27.400 put that note on the dead body. Probably. It 00:42:27.400 --> 00:42:29.239 is the dungeon of deception. So you continue 00:42:29.239 --> 00:42:33.500 on down the hallway. This room smells of wine. 00:42:34.000 --> 00:42:37.380 On a checkerboard marble floor, a gilded coffin 00:42:37.380 --> 00:42:39.960 sparkles in sunlight streaming down from the 00:42:39.960 --> 00:42:42.880 chamber's vaulted ceiling. Twilight. which arches 00:42:42.880 --> 00:42:46.500 12 feet overhead four huge stone gargoyle heads 00:42:46.500 --> 00:42:49.639 their mouths agate protrude from the walls what 00:42:49.639 --> 00:42:52.019 would you like to do with these big old gate 00:42:52.019 --> 00:42:59.880 mouths i walk in okay you walk in and nothing 00:42:59.880 --> 00:43:02.519 happens good what would you like to do as you 00:43:02.519 --> 00:43:06.619 see this uh sparkling twilight style uh coffin 00:43:06.619 --> 00:43:08.739 the sunlight's like trickling down through the 00:43:08.739 --> 00:43:15.920 ceiling on it Since I'm more balls than brains, 00:43:16.199 --> 00:43:19.519 we'll be opening that thing. Opening that thing. 00:43:19.880 --> 00:43:24.579 We'll see how this goes. Hi, cat. Everyone stand 00:43:24.579 --> 00:43:29.880 back, I guess. She's going to be easy. Okay, 00:43:29.940 --> 00:43:32.159 so are you just going in by yourself to do this, 00:43:32.179 --> 00:43:34.280 or are you guys standing back? Wait, is it? That's 00:43:34.280 --> 00:43:38.960 their choice. What, the coffin? I'll say what 00:43:38.960 --> 00:43:41.530 happens with this coffin. Figure out where people 00:43:41.530 --> 00:43:43.750 are. I'm walking without you're going to the 00:43:43.750 --> 00:43:46.530 coffin. I'm cautiously standing cops So you in 00:43:46.530 --> 00:43:47.869 the room are you out of the room? You're kind 00:43:47.869 --> 00:43:49.570 of like I'm like out of the room in the room 00:43:49.570 --> 00:44:00.909 All right, so Duke you Lift this coffin door 00:44:00.909 --> 00:44:03.030 open I'm assuming you're just opening it right 00:44:03.030 --> 00:44:06.829 up. Okay, you open this door and It has like 00:44:06.829 --> 00:44:10.840 it has a nice hinge lid, huh? Lid. Yeah. Lid. 00:44:10.880 --> 00:44:14.519 Door. Lid. No door. This hits the lid. And it 00:44:14.519 --> 00:44:16.699 kind of opens up really nice and just smooth. 00:44:17.119 --> 00:44:20.300 And inside the coffin is a wooden plaque. And 00:44:20.300 --> 00:44:24.179 it reads, drown your sorrows. And that light 00:44:24.179 --> 00:44:27.079 that's shining down on it just disappears as 00:44:27.079 --> 00:44:31.079 it hits that wooden plaque. First of his deceptive 00:44:31.079 --> 00:44:34.619 clues. Well, he said the clues can be trusted. 00:44:34.719 --> 00:44:37.780 As soon as that light hits it, the door that 00:44:37.780 --> 00:44:40.900 you came in on, begins to seal shut. Oh, no. 00:44:41.179 --> 00:44:43.639 You have... You better watch out. You have... 00:44:43.639 --> 00:44:48.739 You have exactly your movement speed to get to 00:44:48.739 --> 00:44:51.079 that door. If you do not have your movement speed, 00:44:51.219 --> 00:44:52.460 you have other troubles. Grab him and pull him 00:44:52.460 --> 00:44:54.800 through. So, what's your movement speed, Duke? 00:44:55.280 --> 00:45:00.079 I stay. You're staying in the room? Duke! No! 00:45:01.340 --> 00:45:04.400 Okay. I was going to give you cat's grace. That's 00:45:04.400 --> 00:45:06.619 Duke Crystal's middle name. Hang on, hang on, 00:45:06.619 --> 00:45:10.599 hang on. And you give you two iron head crystals. 00:45:10.860 --> 00:45:13.860 I mean, I could get out. I could rage and fly 00:45:13.860 --> 00:45:16.219 if I really wanted to. Well, it's a ceiling. 00:45:17.059 --> 00:45:19.579 Well, I could fly forward. To get out of the 00:45:19.579 --> 00:45:22.179 room? Yeah, my flying distance is more than my 00:45:22.179 --> 00:45:23.900 walking distance. Yeah, you can, but you have 00:45:23.900 --> 00:45:27.820 one turn. It's like... Well, I can use rage and 00:45:27.820 --> 00:45:30.579 movement in one turn. Okay. But I'm not doing 00:45:30.579 --> 00:45:32.940 that. You're just staying. Well, it's a little 00:45:32.940 --> 00:45:35.730 sus that that clue said something about... Drown 00:45:35.730 --> 00:45:39.230 your sorrows and this room's full of wine and 00:45:39.230 --> 00:45:41.949 the doors closing. So yeah, it's up to you what 00:45:41.949 --> 00:45:48.550 you like What is your Are you really saying I'm 00:45:48.550 --> 00:45:50.110 just making sure before I say anything you can 00:45:50.110 --> 00:45:55.130 I mean Unless that door is extremely tough. Then 00:45:55.130 --> 00:45:58.050 are you probably bust my way through it? You 00:45:58.050 --> 00:45:59.409 can give it a shot. That's what you're with. 00:45:59.429 --> 00:46:01.469 That's what your goal is. That's what'll happen 00:46:01.469 --> 00:46:04.750 once it closes Okay, FleaStick, make me a dexterity 00:46:04.750 --> 00:46:07.170 save because you were in the door. It turns out 00:46:07.170 --> 00:46:09.230 you were in the most dangerous spot in the room. 00:46:09.309 --> 00:46:11.750 I told you, I was outside the door like peeking 00:46:11.750 --> 00:46:14.349 like... Yeah, so make me a dexterity save. Hitting 00:46:14.349 --> 00:46:17.570 the head of the door like... Well, this is how 00:46:17.570 --> 00:46:18.889 a FleaStick does. And I was technically behind 00:46:18.889 --> 00:46:22.230 just watching it all go down, save. Alright. 00:46:25.210 --> 00:46:29.530 You need a 20. I mean, I guess technically he'd 00:46:29.530 --> 00:46:31.289 probably be fine because if I have a whole turn 00:46:31.289 --> 00:46:33.909 to give him... Yeah, you got it. So that door 00:46:33.909 --> 00:46:36.210 starts to shut and it's just like you feel like 00:46:36.210 --> 00:46:40.809 the power of like Rumpke. He's like You just 00:46:40.809 --> 00:46:42.809 like dive and roll right out of the way back 00:46:42.809 --> 00:46:45.090 out because you're heading towards you're outside 00:46:45.090 --> 00:46:47.769 the door So you dive out of the door and it slams 00:46:47.769 --> 00:46:50.030 shut because it takes...Duke's just standing 00:46:50.030 --> 00:46:54.449 there watching. He's like buffed out. Okay, so... 00:46:54.449 --> 00:46:58.150 Curveball dude, you didn't see this coming, did 00:46:58.150 --> 00:47:03.880 you? Okay, so the gargoyle heads, as this door 00:47:03.880 --> 00:47:09.519 seals and slams shut, you start to see red wine 00:47:09.519 --> 00:47:12.360 start pouring out of these gargoyles' mouths 00:47:12.360 --> 00:47:15.659 and nostrils. It's just flooding out of their 00:47:15.659 --> 00:47:23.940 holes in their bodies. He starts drinking. What 00:47:23.940 --> 00:47:26.940 would you like to do on this first round of wine 00:47:26.940 --> 00:47:29.059 pouring in? It's going to be pouring in a foot 00:47:29.059 --> 00:47:32.699 per round. It's going to fill up pretty quickly. 00:47:33.659 --> 00:47:36.519 I see it was just meant to drown you. How tall 00:47:36.519 --> 00:47:39.199 is it? This was meant to drown you. How tall 00:47:39.199 --> 00:47:42.739 is the door? Was it a drop -down door? Yeah, 00:47:42.820 --> 00:47:49.539 it was like a big block. Can your ring do anything? 00:47:50.159 --> 00:47:52.500 Lightning. Probably not a great idea when you're 00:47:52.500 --> 00:47:55.719 surrounded by liquid. Okay, so, yeah, what would 00:47:55.719 --> 00:47:57.480 you like to do? Would you go to the door? Just 00:47:57.480 --> 00:48:01.320 curious how tall it was. It's bigger than you. 00:48:01.380 --> 00:48:04.400 It's a tall block. Yeah, like a big block kind 00:48:04.400 --> 00:48:06.280 of thing sitting there. I'll try and lift it. 00:48:06.480 --> 00:48:08.179 You're going to try to lift it? Okay, give me 00:48:08.179 --> 00:48:11.119 a very, very strong strength check. That's why 00:48:11.119 --> 00:48:15.119 I asked how high the door was. Athletics check. 00:48:15.800 --> 00:48:18.119 Athletics? Yes, strength athletics, if that has 00:48:18.119 --> 00:48:23.119 any extra buffs. Yes. That ain't going to cut 00:48:23.119 --> 00:48:27.130 it. 11. That does not cut it. Sorry, 13. That 00:48:27.130 --> 00:48:31.590 does not cut it. Round turns and another foot 00:48:31.590 --> 00:48:35.289 of wine pours in through these mouths. So you've 00:48:35.289 --> 00:48:37.909 got about two foot of wine starting to fill the 00:48:37.909 --> 00:48:39.389 room. What would you like to do? Butt chug it. 00:48:40.170 --> 00:48:46.570 Butt chug it. Put your butt on the gargoyle. 00:48:46.570 --> 00:48:54.480 Give me a perception check. Sure. 17. So through 00:48:54.480 --> 00:48:58.159 the wine kind of pouring through these gargoyles' 00:48:58.239 --> 00:49:01.039 mouths and stuff, you're seeing a gap and kind 00:49:01.039 --> 00:49:03.539 of what's looking like a shimmer of light through 00:49:03.539 --> 00:49:07.239 the mouths of the gargoyle. You're seeing where 00:49:07.239 --> 00:49:12.059 the wine is coming through. There's an area behind 00:49:12.059 --> 00:49:17.059 it. How high up are they? They're five feet tall, 00:49:17.239 --> 00:49:20.500 five feet wide. So you can get up to his mouth. 00:49:20.559 --> 00:49:22.880 Yeah, the mouth. So you can reach it. Would you 00:49:22.880 --> 00:49:25.619 like to get up close to it? Sure. Okay, so as 00:49:25.619 --> 00:49:26.780 you're getting up close to this thing, you're 00:49:26.780 --> 00:49:29.239 looking through it, you see a large valve on 00:49:29.239 --> 00:49:31.780 the inside of it, like a huge crank wheel on 00:49:31.780 --> 00:49:35.039 the inside of this gargoyle's mouth. If you want 00:49:35.039 --> 00:49:36.820 to give me a strength athletics check, you can. 00:49:36.960 --> 00:49:39.920 It's a very high one. I'll give it a shot. Because 00:49:39.920 --> 00:49:41.920 you're also fighting through wine that's pouring 00:49:41.920 --> 00:49:44.320 through the thing while you're trying to crank 00:49:44.320 --> 00:49:53.820 this valve. 15? That will not do it So yeah another 00:49:53.820 --> 00:49:56.460 foot of wine starts to pour in and this time 00:49:56.460 --> 00:50:00.199 you're you're You're not it's like the wine pours 00:50:00.199 --> 00:50:02.119 in more, but you're hearing like physical like 00:50:02.119 --> 00:50:04.900 The wine is starting to like get a little more 00:50:04.900 --> 00:50:08.699 solid kind of sounding hit impact But another 00:50:08.699 --> 00:50:10.820 foot of wine fills the room and nothing else 00:50:10.820 --> 00:50:12.340 happens yet Would you like to try to crank your 00:50:12.340 --> 00:50:18.159 wheel again or do anything else? You're hearing 00:50:18.159 --> 00:50:21.079 a different impact it's not almost full liquid. 00:50:21.280 --> 00:50:23.300 It's kind of starting to form a little differently. 00:50:24.739 --> 00:50:26.780 But as of now, you're not noticing anything. 00:50:26.960 --> 00:50:28.800 There's not like something in the wine. It's 00:50:28.800 --> 00:50:31.480 just, you're just hearing like a change. It's 00:50:31.480 --> 00:50:35.820 already creeping up on you. Where was the light 00:50:35.820 --> 00:50:38.780 coming in in the room originally? It was coming 00:50:38.780 --> 00:50:42.320 in through the ceiling, but when you open the 00:50:42.320 --> 00:50:44.159 coffin, it just kind of disappeared. Like it 00:50:44.159 --> 00:50:45.960 was almost a fake light. There was no sunlight. 00:50:46.179 --> 00:50:49.159 Gotcha. Go for another gargle about. Okay, give 00:50:49.159 --> 00:50:51.820 me another screen check. Have you, you haven't 00:50:51.820 --> 00:50:53.360 raged, have you? Because that would be, I would 00:50:53.360 --> 00:50:54.880 say, that would give you a major injury. That's 00:50:54.880 --> 00:50:57.539 going to be for desperate end. Crit. Crit? Okay, 00:50:57.619 --> 00:51:00.239 yeah. You crank that, it's so good. It's tight. 00:51:00.380 --> 00:51:02.860 It cranks off and then breaks because it'll never 00:51:02.860 --> 00:51:05.159 open again. And you hear the wine start to cut 00:51:05.159 --> 00:51:08.280 out. And then as it cuts out, you hear like this 00:51:08.280 --> 00:51:10.960 kind of like shrieky little cry come from inside 00:51:10.960 --> 00:51:14.340 where the valve was in the wine bottle. But because 00:51:14.340 --> 00:51:17.119 you stopped it before one more round, you don't 00:51:17.119 --> 00:51:20.860 get to find out what that thing was. As you crank 00:51:20.860 --> 00:51:24.719 that off, you see the coffin kind of reset and 00:51:24.719 --> 00:51:26.579 close, and that light shines back through the 00:51:26.579 --> 00:51:29.260 ceiling, and then the block opens up again. Nice. 00:51:29.860 --> 00:51:31.760 Crazy. So they're going to have you not only 00:51:31.760 --> 00:51:33.840 get flooded, but have to find something as well. 00:51:34.760 --> 00:51:43.800 So as this wine, you're seeing it... So as this 00:51:43.800 --> 00:51:46.380 wine starts to seal it off again, and you're 00:51:46.380 --> 00:51:48.460 seeing the wine kind of run out of the room you're 00:51:48.460 --> 00:51:52.679 noticing it run to a Small little hole in the 00:51:52.679 --> 00:51:55.460 corner of the building at the very bottom corner 00:51:55.460 --> 00:51:59.460 south side of the building a small crawly He 00:51:59.460 --> 00:52:01.440 didn't quite spot because your perception check 00:52:01.440 --> 00:52:03.219 you made before was already when the room is 00:52:03.219 --> 00:52:08.480 filled before true so You can exit the way you 00:52:08.480 --> 00:52:10.159 came or you can check out the Broadway tunnel 00:52:10.159 --> 00:52:13.679 if you'd like Knowing your history of tunnels, 00:52:14.000 --> 00:52:16.659 I don't know if you want to take it, but you 00:52:16.659 --> 00:52:22.900 can't. Secret tunnel. Rememberfully. Rememberfully. 00:52:23.940 --> 00:52:27.719 Smart choice. Okay. I've already risked enough 00:52:27.719 --> 00:52:31.639 on that ballsy venture. That was a risky one. 00:52:32.059 --> 00:52:34.280 The reason why I asked how high the door was, 00:52:34.460 --> 00:52:36.480 because once the water level got as high as the 00:52:36.480 --> 00:52:38.710 door, I figured... It would make the door easier 00:52:38.710 --> 00:52:41.230 to lift because everything's easier when it's 00:52:41.230 --> 00:52:44.190 submerged. Now we hamster wheel up to the next 00:52:44.190 --> 00:52:45.909 level and it's going to be a worser challenge. 00:52:46.349 --> 00:52:49.909 Some modern world physics in the D &D realm. 00:52:50.269 --> 00:52:52.889 Okay, what would you like to do? Head back and 00:52:52.889 --> 00:52:54.369 do what? You going to go through your mirror 00:52:54.369 --> 00:52:58.190 loop again? Hamster wheel! Was there any other 00:52:58.190 --> 00:53:01.289 paths in the main corridor? So when you came 00:53:01.289 --> 00:53:03.510 back, where you first entered through, yeah, 00:53:03.550 --> 00:53:04.829 where you came down the stairs, there is a path 00:53:04.829 --> 00:53:07.530 south that you did not take. let's try that out 00:53:07.530 --> 00:53:11.989 see what's in there out trying that out open 00:53:11.989 --> 00:53:17.090 the map up i'll say open the map get it explored 00:53:17.090 --> 00:53:20.429 and discovered mapped out okay let me find this 00:53:20.429 --> 00:53:23.869 yeah where would you like to go well it's all 00:53:23.869 --> 00:53:26.329 black so i mean i do have an ink pedal that never 00:53:26.329 --> 00:53:29.090 runs out of ink so we get ready for days and 00:53:29.090 --> 00:53:33.150 i also have invisible ink that only the group 00:53:33.150 --> 00:53:36.869 can see yeah I wanted to explore this floor before 00:53:36.869 --> 00:53:39.329 we went through the loop and went to who knows 00:53:39.329 --> 00:53:43.670 where. I'm going to guess a floor that's mirrored 00:53:43.670 --> 00:53:48.650 to this one, maybe. Probably. The upside down. 00:53:49.989 --> 00:53:54.409 Inverted. It just flipped 180. So, as you guys 00:53:54.409 --> 00:53:56.929 head down this path, make me a perception check. 00:53:57.489 --> 00:54:00.590 Every single dang one of us? The same dang one 00:54:00.590 --> 00:54:12.789 of you that want to. Great. You see a secret 00:54:12.789 --> 00:54:24.690 door to the west and you see this door to your 00:54:24.690 --> 00:54:28.750 south and it's not a normal door you're hearing 00:54:33.039 --> 00:54:37.300 You're seeing this door has got Zombies like 00:54:37.300 --> 00:54:40.280 flesh zombies just kind of formed into this door, 00:54:40.440 --> 00:54:42.519 but they're kind of still like free a little 00:54:42.519 --> 00:54:45.559 bit But there's chain bolts to their mouths that 00:54:45.559 --> 00:54:48.039 have them strapped to the doors gross. They're 00:54:48.039 --> 00:54:52.760 kind of just like So yeah What would you like 00:54:52.760 --> 00:54:54.719 to do? Because they're coming back to try and 00:54:54.719 --> 00:54:56.400 walk at you and it's holding the door closed 00:54:56.400 --> 00:54:58.539 because they're fused with the door And you guys 00:54:58.539 --> 00:55:02.179 are meat So, what would you like to do? Blow 00:55:02.179 --> 00:55:05.679 their heads off? I mean, you can. But then how 00:55:05.679 --> 00:55:08.119 do you open the door? Because they're fused to 00:55:08.119 --> 00:55:10.320 you. It's like part of them. They are the door. 00:55:12.000 --> 00:55:15.860 Like the labyrinth. There's a trick to getting 00:55:15.860 --> 00:55:19.739 it open. Throw meat the opposite way. How are 00:55:19.739 --> 00:55:22.179 you going to get meat on the other side? To make 00:55:22.179 --> 00:55:25.420 them look like the door open. Throwing. You can't. 00:55:25.480 --> 00:55:29.760 The door's closed. They're the door. So we're 00:55:29.760 --> 00:55:31.860 looking at their butts? Nope, they're facing 00:55:31.860 --> 00:55:33.820 you like holding this door closed. That's why 00:55:33.820 --> 00:55:35.679 I'm not picturing what you mean for us to do. 00:55:35.760 --> 00:55:38.179 They are facing you in this hallway and they're 00:55:38.179 --> 00:55:40.679 just like, like standing there biting towards 00:55:40.679 --> 00:55:42.559 you. And this door is like fused and closed. 00:55:42.559 --> 00:55:44.559 They're dead? They're zombies. Then there's something 00:55:44.559 --> 00:55:46.579 we can do that gets them to turn around and pull 00:55:46.579 --> 00:55:47.400 the door the other way. I'm going to turn the 00:55:47.400 --> 00:55:48.099 end dead and have them get the hell out of here. 00:55:48.260 --> 00:55:50.420 Okay, so you just turn the end dead? Yeah. Okay, 00:55:50.420 --> 00:55:52.199 yeah, you do it and these zombies are like gnawing 00:55:52.199 --> 00:55:53.900 at you and then they just kind of like, you see 00:55:53.900 --> 00:55:56.349 this magic on them kind of just... fade away 00:55:56.349 --> 00:55:58.289 and then they turn and the door fuses and the 00:55:58.289 --> 00:56:00.449 middle one splits in half and then they start 00:56:00.449 --> 00:56:02.309 to move the opposite direction of you and the 00:56:02.309 --> 00:56:06.530 door opens. Nice. Very good. Yay. Good work. 00:56:10.210 --> 00:56:17.989 This episode of Dummies with Dice features Kelly 00:56:17.989 --> 00:56:21.090 Lee as Miss Muffin, Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal, 00:56:21.250 --> 00:56:24.260 Ryan Tucker as Flea Stick Sock Jelly. and Tristan 00:56:24.260 --> 00:56:27.380 Hayes is the DM. The episode is edited and mixed 00:56:27.380 --> 00:56:29.880 by Tristan Hayes. 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