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portrayal of drug and alcohol use Welcome to

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Dummies with Dice a Dungeons and Dragons actual

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play podcast that follows three not so average

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dummies of our world that get caught up in a

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magical storm and are transported to the world

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of Dungeons and Dragons where they must survive

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and try to find a way back home. Nate here. My

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character's Duke Crystal. He's the drug addicted

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level six barbarian of the group. Fun fact about

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Duke. He only started selling Crystal because

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when he was younger, everyone started asking

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him for Crystal. Oh, no. Oh, that's usually how

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peer pressure goes. Ask for it? I think they

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heard his last name and they just kind of made

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an assumption that that was a nickname or an

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alias. Wrong. Wrong. So they were right. Hey,

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I'm Kelly Lee and I play Miss Muffin. She's a

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crazy cat lady rogue. Fun fact, cats can jump

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six times their own height. Okay, good fact about

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Miss Muffin. It says... Hey everybody, Ryan Tucker

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here. I play as Pleasstick Sock Jelly. I am the

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hobo trash master cleric of the god Runky. I

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am the MacGyver of all things trash and garbage.

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Fun fact, Pleasstick's dad was Leon Ray Livingston.

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If you know, you know. If not, Google it. I don't

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know. My name is Tristan Hayes and I am the dummy

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master. and my fun fact today is that neil armstrong

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hair was once sold in 2004 for three thousand

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dollars the guy took it off the floor and sold

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it did they do a dna match i'm sure it's a guy

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that's collected stuff that he's like an against

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world record or something he's got george washington's

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hair i believe probably he's got apparently he's

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got neil armstrong's hair too So, where we left

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off, you guys had, well, Duke had lied and snuck

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his way inside of a cultist camp, found some

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prisoners that you guys were asked by Corley

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to go retrieve, who were people who worked for

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the Iron Spine Keep that you guys now own. Miss

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Muffin and Felice Thick, on the other hand, tried

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to sneak in as well with the same lie that Duke

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used and failed and killed the guards in the

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tower. And, uh, Duke ended up convincing a guard

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to take him into where the armory was with special

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weapons and sneak attack him. So that's where

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we are. I believe where we, right where we left

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off was you just stuck him with a knife. Yes.

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So, um, yeah, you guys stick him with this knife

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and he's like, what the fuck? I thought, what,

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what are you doing? I'm stabbing you with this

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knife. I can see that. It hurts. It hurts. He

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goes, well, why? Why? I thought we were going

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to do a business deal. What are you? I'm robbing

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you. You're robbing me? And then he's going to

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try to break out of this grab. Strength check.

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No, we're just playing. He's got three plus one.

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Do you want to edit that? Huh? Do you want to

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edit that? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Roll a strength

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check. You can roll a strength check. It's not

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going to matter, though, because I rolled it.

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No, probably not. Very low. We're going to try

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to break out. Yeah, you beat me. Six plus five,

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so 11. You're plus five when you beat me. Oh,

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gosh. Yeah, he tries to swerve free, and he can't.

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So it's your turn to do whatever you want to

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do again. Hmm. Well, since he fought with me,

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I'm going to stab him. Okay, stab him again.

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All right. I mean, I might miss. I feel like

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it's unlikely. I'm going to get advantage when

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I'm grappling. Yeah, you're going to get advantage.

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Yeah, I'm not missing. Let's see. 19 hit him.

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Yes. All right. That's a 1 plus 5, so 6 damage.

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1 plus 5, 6 damage? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I almost

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stabbed him again. Yeah. Second attack. Yeah,

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that's a 15 plus 8. Yeah, that's it. That time

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it's 3 plus 5, so 8. 8 damage. Okay, so yeah,

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you stick him a couple more times and you see

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him starting to really lose some blood. He's

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kind of getting weak. You feel the grapple starting

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to get a little more shaky on the knees. He's

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like, please, okay, what do you want? What do

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you want to do? What do you want? He's fading.

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He's low he's bloody If you agree to be my slave

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I'll stop stabbing you but other than that you're

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gonna have to die it's well fuck I don't want

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to die as I can kid you you me Because I'm hurting

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he's a now I get stuff a rag in them holes Maybe

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even all right make me a medicine check to try

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to try to heal this guy if you're good if you're

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gonna make he says uh Because yeah, I guess dude

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honestly these guys suck. I was hired to come

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guard this place so Because the you know hail

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hail whoever they hail, but if you're gonna fix

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me I'm like fuck it sure I'm like a flat tier

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wisdom. So all right a Seven you go to wrap him

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up and roll me a d4 The one one okay, so you

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start wrapping this bandage around him or however

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you're trying to stuff it in there and you gotta

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stuff in like this piece of bandage into this

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like wound you just stuck in him and you realize

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that you're you went a little too deep and you

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caused a little bit more damage he's like he's

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okay okay okay i'm sorry because i get you're

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trying to help i get it but that's that's not

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gonna do it so um i guess we'll see what we can

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do here uh he kind of just like falls to his

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knees so if you're gonna bring this guy with

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you you can but he's gonna be weak So well, he

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didn't seem like much of a threat anymore. So

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yeah, he's kind of yeah, he's not he's like he's

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either gonna bleed out He's like or he's gonna

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be coughing up some blood. He's gonna be our

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servant one of the two So, okay. So with that

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we're gonna flip back to flea stick and miss

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muffin You guys are still in the guard tower

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at the south side of the camp. What would you

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guys like to do? You know guards still there.

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We did you kill the two guys in the towers? As

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you look out across the camp, though, you see

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to your... East? East. West. Left is east or

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is left west? West is west. Okay, to your west

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side. So to your west side, you see... To the

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west side? You see three cultists standing around

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some tents and some campfires. and then you see

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the entrance that duke walked in and then duke

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walked the opposite direction of where you guys

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were but um to the east side of the camp straight

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ahead you don't seem to see any guards kind of

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on that area but since you're kind of overlooking

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the whole camp right here in this tower you're

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able to see what's kind of closer up right there

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so what would you guys like to do there's buildings

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and there's bigger there's a big red and white

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striped building right next to you guys like

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right in front of you guys but you can't see

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what's inside I would like to set up a way for

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Duke to get out. How would you like to do that?

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Like, you want to do, cause distractions, or

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you want to, like, set something up to where

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it's, like, he knows, like, this is a safe way

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to get out, or what do you use your plan? Kind

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of. I just kind of want to direct him out with

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all the peeps. Or we could call, you want to

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cause a distraction so he can get all them people

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out? How many people is it? A lot. There's five

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groups, and there's five in each group. five

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distractions is there anything flammable here

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bob we can light up fire get them all freaking

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out well uh so about let me see here so about

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50 feet in front of you guys right past the red

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and white strike building there is a campfire

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lit and then there is a campfire lit around the

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three cultists to your west side is there a building

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i can set on fire somewhere um sure yeah any

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of the buildings all the buildings look like

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they have except for One of them looks like they

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all have kind of like canopy tops. Alright, so

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I'm just gonna take a torch and chuck it on top

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of one of these buildings to the east, Greg.

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You need to go west. You said the big white and

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red building that's right in front of you? The

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big one? Is this it? Um, where are you guys at?

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I'm right here. You guys are over there. Oh,

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we're over there? You're on the blue circle right

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there. Oh, okay. So that's that building. And

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Duke needs to come out what, over here? He's

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in the middle. I mean, I could start slaying

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my way out, honestly. Well, if I can cause a

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distraction, I can get the bulk of them over

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there. Yeah, at this point, no one knows Duke's

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fighting anybody. I would say this dude, if he

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calls out to somebody, I'm going to cut his throat.

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I don't think he wants to die. He should be chill.

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At your current stance, no one knows that Duke's

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fighting anyone? As long as I keep him in this

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room. Wait, hold on, because they think you bought

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them all, didn't they? They think I'm in there

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discussing business with that guy. Now, if I

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walk out without him, they might have questions.

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I could either heal him with a potion and risk

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him being back to full health and saying, all

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right, I'm going to attack you again. I guess

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we're just going to wait to see what goes on

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with him. See his way out. See if he comes out

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with me. I mean, what is my deception? You're

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going to chill? You're going to hide? Ooh, plus

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four. I could, like, turn into my demon form

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and then tell him he has to do a blood pact.

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I'll let you do that if you want. Maybe then

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he won't fuck around. Are you trying to do a

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deception roll? If you want to do that, you'll

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have to use one rage and you'll only get one

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or two actions. I figured after that I would

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either have to waste it and turn back to normal

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and walk out with him undercover with us or just

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while I'm still in rage. Come out the building

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and just fly straight at the closest dude and

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start swinging. So if you guys are going to hold

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your turns and do something... I don't know.

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If something... That's just... Those are two

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options if we want. I'll just wait back and snipe

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if he needs assistance. I mean, it depends on

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what we're wanting to do. If we're trying to,

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like, subterfuge and sneak our way out. It's

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all... It's based... Yeah, we don't know. I'm

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just going to wait to see what dude does. All

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they know is they saw you go into a building

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and talk to a guy, so... I mean, I could waste

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a rage and, like, deceive him and... Probably

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get him to, like, not ever betray us out of fear

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of his soul being consumed. Try that if you want.

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Okay, we can do that. So what are you going to

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do? Oh, yeah, might as well. Okie dokie, then.

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Okay, so, you're going to do a rage. Is that

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what you plan? You do want to do that? Yeah.

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Okay, so you begin to rage just out of, like...

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Well, I'm gonna tell him first before I... Okay,

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I was gonna say, I was just gonna play out, so

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I was about to ask. I'm gonna give him the pitch

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of a... I can actually heal your wounds completely,

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but there's a catch. He says, um, okay, what's

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the catch? I'll have to have your soul on bargain

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as long as you never betray us. Your soul's safe.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Your

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soul? My soul? What do you mean? How are you

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going to have my soul? Well, just do a blood

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pact. As long as you serve me and you never betray

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me. Are you a demon? What do you mean, serve

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you? You want my soul? What are you? You have

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to answer the question before you can ask questions.

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Okay, so roll. Is this deception or is this more

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of intimidation at this point? Because you are

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a bit of a demon. It's a little of both. I feel

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like if you want to use either one, you can.

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Because you are kind of lying to him to take

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his soul, but are you really going to take his

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soul? You don't know. He could. I might be able

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to. I don't even know. It's up to you. If you

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want to roll deception or intimidation, you can

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do that. I'd ask him, do you need proof? um proof

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would be cool like what do you like what do you

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mean okay range it's gonna be range yeah okay

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so you get um what what does your demon form

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like look like what do you what is like what

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is an idea duke crystal demon i would say similar

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to normal duke but probably increased height

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by a few inches and muscle mass by a bit Probably

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black veins. Black eyes. Reddish, you know, like

00:14:35.399 --> 00:14:37.799
the whites of the eyes are black, the pupils

00:14:37.799 --> 00:14:42.559
are red. Ooh. Pointer, kind of longer ears. I'm

00:14:42.559 --> 00:14:45.399
picturing like Devil Trigger on this. Yeah. Devil

00:14:45.399 --> 00:14:48.259
Trigger, like wings come out and stuff. Okay,

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so. Definitely got wings. Sadly enough, you haven't

00:14:52.440 --> 00:14:56.690
used this yet, so. When you go into this rage,

00:14:56.769 --> 00:14:58.870
and you finally come out of this demon form I'm

00:14:58.870 --> 00:15:03.129
gonna kill him you realize that Whenever you

00:15:03.129 --> 00:15:06.789
go into demon form there is a rather Fiery explosion

00:15:06.789 --> 00:15:08.730
that comes off of you once you finally get that

00:15:08.730 --> 00:15:11.629
fire of hell's power around you So he's got to

00:15:11.629 --> 00:15:17.029
make a save real quick He saves okay, so yeah,

00:15:17.070 --> 00:15:19.289
you kind of erupt and I get to see this it's

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the same smell again I can twist that like your

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thunder clap. We're using that fire Is it a complete

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save or half damage save? It's a complete save.

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It's not a huge crazy damage. It's just like

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a fiery explosion that happens around you. He

00:15:39.470 --> 00:15:41.769
kind of like sees you go into this demon mode

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and he's like, oh shit! He jumps back and then

00:15:44.049 --> 00:15:46.549
just gets on the very edge of this fiery ring

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that just burns the ground. You see everything

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around you just charred into a black swar and

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you're just demon mode. Okay. What you do now,

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you're in demon mode. You'll have about one action

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or so before you're gonna... How much conversation

00:16:00.909 --> 00:16:02.549
is in one action? Yeah, I mean, like, that's

00:16:02.549 --> 00:16:03.769
what I mean. You're gonna get about one or two,

00:16:03.789 --> 00:16:05.750
like, rolls if you're wanting to try and, like,

00:16:05.789 --> 00:16:08.110
convince him and talk him into stuff. Okay. Is

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this enough proof for you? Oh, fucking shit.

00:16:11.769 --> 00:16:14.620
Oh, God. Okay, so, you are a demon? You're a

00:16:14.620 --> 00:16:17.659
demon in disguise as a person? What the fuck's

00:16:17.659 --> 00:16:20.600
going on? I am both demon and person. You want

00:16:20.600 --> 00:16:22.419
my soul. So what are you going to do with my

00:16:22.419 --> 00:16:24.659
soul? What happens if I give you my soul? I don't

00:16:24.659 --> 00:16:28.200
want your soul particularly. It's just I need

00:16:28.200 --> 00:16:30.659
to know you won't betray me and I know that your

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soul is important to you. So I want you to barter

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it. This is WWE final boss. So I don't think

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I'm going to have you roll anything. So he goes.

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Whoa! He goes, oh, my God. He goes, you are.

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And you walked right into our camp. He goes,

00:16:48.830 --> 00:16:52.210
these guys follow another guy. Oh, God. He goes,

00:16:52.370 --> 00:16:55.610
it's Tazam or something, Saztam. He goes, I don't

00:16:55.610 --> 00:16:57.330
fucking know. They hired me. I was just roaming

00:16:57.330 --> 00:16:59.830
through. I'm a guard. I'm guarding these fucking

00:16:59.830 --> 00:17:02.629
prisoners they got. He goes, but I haven't seen

00:17:02.629 --> 00:17:04.529
their lord. I haven't seen him. He goes, but

00:17:04.529 --> 00:17:07.190
I see you. Holy shit. Okay, so, yeah, if you

00:17:07.190 --> 00:17:08.809
want some help, let's go. But you said you could

00:17:08.809 --> 00:17:12.440
heal me? He is. I thought I will potion of greater

00:17:12.440 --> 00:17:15.759
healing. Okay, greater healing. Okay. Okay. Oh,

00:17:15.759 --> 00:17:20.440
okay What is that? 4d4? Yeah. Plus four? Stands

00:17:20.440 --> 00:17:22.680
up with a raging heart on it. I mean, I am a

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demon. I should have good healing stuff. I need

00:17:26.799 --> 00:17:33.480
to have cheap stuff. Gotta play the part. I'm

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pretty sure the part's not played. He's locked.

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Yeah, that's a good call too. He's got 13 health

00:17:38.900 --> 00:17:44.730
back. That puts him to almost full. So, yeah,

00:17:44.829 --> 00:17:47.049
you do that. He drinks that potion down, and

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then he feels like his wounds kind of fuse back

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together, and he's still a little, like, dazed

00:17:51.630 --> 00:17:53.549
and confused, but he drops to his knees, and

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he's like, what is your name, my lord? I'll only

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give you my mortal name, Duke Crystal. Okay.

00:18:01.849 --> 00:18:05.190
He goes, okay. Hail, uh, Duke Crystal, I guess.

00:18:05.990 --> 00:18:08.769
You can just call me Duke. Duke. Okay, Duke.

00:18:10.629 --> 00:18:13.049
Dookie. So now what would you like to do? Well,

00:18:13.089 --> 00:18:18.450
Lord Duke. Okay, Lord Duke, what do we do now?

00:18:18.529 --> 00:18:25.230
What do you want to do here? I'd say your rage

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is going to run out pretty soon because you're

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not attacking, you're not fighting. Well, what

00:18:28.589 --> 00:18:34.470
do you guys think? Off board. Off board. Do we

00:18:34.470 --> 00:18:37.589
want to go full combat? Do we want combat or

00:18:37.589 --> 00:18:39.480
stealth? Because you still need to get those

00:18:39.480 --> 00:18:43.940
people out. Stealth? Okay. I'll tell him that

00:18:43.940 --> 00:18:47.039
we're going to talk our way out of here. And

00:18:47.039 --> 00:18:50.440
if we have to, we'll fight. But we'll try to

00:18:50.440 --> 00:18:53.819
be stealthy about it. Yeah, he goes, okay. We're

00:18:53.819 --> 00:18:55.920
going to talk our way out. And he goes, all right,

00:18:55.920 --> 00:18:58.400
cool. I mean, I'll be honest with you. A lot

00:18:58.400 --> 00:19:01.759
of these guys are spellcasters as fuck. Because

00:19:01.759 --> 00:19:04.640
they are good at range. They're good at fire.

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They're good at all kinds of stuff. I'm sure

00:19:08.400 --> 00:19:11.640
in your lordship form, you won't be too damaged

00:19:11.640 --> 00:19:14.440
by fire, but in your mortal form, you may be

00:19:14.440 --> 00:19:16.720
more weak to it. So, you know, you just got to

00:19:16.720 --> 00:19:20.460
be careful there. Fair evaluations. He says,

00:19:20.559 --> 00:19:22.740
so what's our best option? What are we going

00:19:22.740 --> 00:19:25.779
to do? I mean, I can help you kind of talk your

00:19:25.779 --> 00:19:28.740
way through, but are you really here to get these

00:19:28.740 --> 00:19:31.240
people, or are you just here to, like, fuck shit

00:19:31.240 --> 00:19:34.059
up? Like, what's the point? These people are

00:19:34.059 --> 00:19:37.150
going to serve me. Oh, so they're more servants.

00:19:37.250 --> 00:19:39.490
You're going to take their souls, too. Yeah,

00:19:39.569 --> 00:19:42.630
he goes, okay. If I need to, he goes. Okay, well,

00:19:42.710 --> 00:19:44.170
at least I know that you're not going to be just

00:19:44.170 --> 00:19:45.630
a follower. I'm not going to be a follower of

00:19:45.630 --> 00:19:47.849
one, you know, just being the only loser following

00:19:47.849 --> 00:19:50.029
you. So, I mean, that's cool. That's cool. That's

00:19:50.029 --> 00:19:53.009
cool. He goes, how are we going to get them out

00:19:53.009 --> 00:19:54.430
of here, though? Because there are cultists on

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the way, and they're going to have questions.

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Walk right out. We'll figure that out in a minute.

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First, what weapons do you have? Um, what weapons

00:20:05.779 --> 00:20:08.039
did we say they were? Did we say what they were?

00:20:08.140 --> 00:20:09.960
No, I'm talking about him. Like, what's he carrying?

00:20:10.440 --> 00:20:11.779
Oh, okay, you want to know what his stuff is?

00:20:11.859 --> 00:20:13.619
Because if this shit's junk, he's throwing it

00:20:13.619 --> 00:20:15.640
down and grabbing good shit out of this fucking

00:20:15.640 --> 00:20:18.960
building. So, this guy has a packed blade. It's

00:20:18.960 --> 00:20:21.079
kind of like, you know, a forming, a spectral

00:20:21.079 --> 00:20:23.339
blade that kind of forms in his hand. So, it's

00:20:23.339 --> 00:20:27.230
a... One d8 plus two. I don't know how to tell

00:20:27.230 --> 00:20:32.230
you He's a fowl on the a plus two so damage,

00:20:32.369 --> 00:20:36.210
but it's plus two d6 necrotic damage So look

00:20:36.210 --> 00:20:44.670
how much that plus one d6 plus two d6? And then

00:20:44.670 --> 00:20:49.329
he kind of like pops his hand up and he forms

00:20:49.329 --> 00:20:51.829
a little light with his hand and he goes well

00:20:51.829 --> 00:20:54.680
I can form some light. I've got thaumaturgy i've

00:20:54.680 --> 00:20:56.980
learned a couple spells but really i can't cast

00:20:56.980 --> 00:20:59.740
spell spells he goes but i can do uh command

00:20:59.740 --> 00:21:04.460
twice a day and hold person once a day and he

00:21:04.460 --> 00:21:08.599
can do a spiritual weapon twice a day so kind

00:21:08.599 --> 00:21:11.119
of have a little bit of ability there but not

00:21:11.119 --> 00:21:14.819
a whole lot of spellcasting okay yeah so uh he

00:21:14.819 --> 00:21:16.799
goes yeah i can help you with some stuff i guess

00:21:16.799 --> 00:21:19.319
but all right what all stuff was in this room

00:21:19.319 --> 00:21:24.000
again then In this room, he showed you a longsword

00:21:24.000 --> 00:21:26.180
of warning that gave you advantage on initiative

00:21:26.180 --> 00:21:28.279
rolls and would wake you up if there were enemies

00:21:28.279 --> 00:21:31.920
nearby when you were sleeping. And a javelin

00:21:31.920 --> 00:21:34.019
of lightning that does lightning instead of piercing

00:21:34.019 --> 00:21:36.740
damage, and if you throw it, it becomes a lightning

00:21:36.740 --> 00:21:39.680
bolt between you and a target of five foot long.

00:21:40.180 --> 00:21:42.180
Okay, I'll definitely be taking the lightning

00:21:42.180 --> 00:21:45.839
javelin. I don't think the sword would be very

00:21:45.839 --> 00:21:48.329
effective with him because he... His sword he

00:21:48.329 --> 00:21:50.430
has is pretty good, so... Are you taking the

00:21:50.430 --> 00:21:53.130
sword? I'll probably take it in case one of them

00:21:53.130 --> 00:21:55.690
want to use it, or for anyone at the camp, maybe.

00:21:56.009 --> 00:21:58.529
Put it in the armory. There you go. Sounds good.

00:21:58.710 --> 00:22:00.069
I mean, yeah, you can always use it to sell it

00:22:00.069 --> 00:22:02.730
off, too. Create economy and stuff if you ever

00:22:02.730 --> 00:22:05.609
need to get rid of stuff. True. You have a home

00:22:05.609 --> 00:22:13.470
to take care of. Okay, then. So, what are you

00:22:13.470 --> 00:22:14.769
liking to do now that you've got your weapons?

00:22:16.620 --> 00:22:20.740
uh let's see walk out the front door and if you

00:22:20.740 --> 00:22:24.279
walk out the door you came in you will be walking

00:22:24.279 --> 00:22:26.200
past the two guards that you originally talked

00:22:26.200 --> 00:22:31.920
to so uh make up a real coordinate a story man

00:22:31.920 --> 00:22:37.579
what is old boy's name uh cultist fanatic guard

00:22:37.579 --> 00:22:44.700
um uh his culty course yeah he goes uh because

00:22:44.700 --> 00:22:49.279
my name is Radish? Radish? He goes, Radish, the

00:22:49.279 --> 00:22:51.319
cultist card. He goes, so you can call me Rad

00:22:51.319 --> 00:22:54.900
if you want. No. He goes, you don't have to if

00:22:54.900 --> 00:22:57.640
you don't want to. He goes, but Radish. You can

00:22:57.640 --> 00:23:00.720
call me Radish. Or Rad. I just give you a new

00:23:00.720 --> 00:23:04.759
title. Yes. And a new name because your parents

00:23:04.759 --> 00:23:06.579
didn't like you very much. I'm sorry to say.

00:23:06.720 --> 00:23:10.539
No, you're correct. They beat me. What's he look

00:23:10.539 --> 00:23:16.660
like? A Radish. A Radish. I hope we don't look

00:23:16.660 --> 00:23:21.440
like a radish. So this guy's got like, he's kind

00:23:21.440 --> 00:23:23.720
of bigger. He's not like a skinny scrawny like

00:23:23.720 --> 00:23:26.359
mage type, but he's looking kind of like a warlock,

00:23:26.380 --> 00:23:28.440
kind of like you. He's just like kind of bigger

00:23:28.440 --> 00:23:30.440
though. So he's got markings all down his arms,

00:23:30.500 --> 00:23:32.660
like green, kind of look like tattooed markings

00:23:32.660 --> 00:23:36.500
all over him. He is a human. He's not fancy.

00:23:36.559 --> 00:23:38.240
He don't have horns. He's not a tiefling or nothing.

00:23:38.680 --> 00:23:41.720
Human? We'll call him a strong arm. Strong arm?

00:23:41.859 --> 00:23:44.740
Yeah. okay how did he get here he goes uh okay

00:23:44.740 --> 00:23:47.059
thanks uh thank you lord i'll be i'll be lord

00:23:47.059 --> 00:23:50.980
i'll be i'll be servant stronger this is my stronger

00:23:50.980 --> 00:23:54.940
this is my strong hand don't make it weird okay

00:23:54.940 --> 00:23:57.660
yes you're right you're right you're right so

00:23:57.660 --> 00:23:59.859
you guys going to walk out then all right uh

00:23:59.859 --> 00:24:04.259
yeah we'll just say that we did a trade for i

00:24:04.259 --> 00:24:06.880
bought both the weapons and that i gave them

00:24:06.880 --> 00:24:10.829
uh Some bloodstones, which I'll give him my four

00:24:10.829 --> 00:24:14.269
bloodstones that I have and a couple necklaces

00:24:14.269 --> 00:24:16.230
he can hold on to. It'll make it sound like...

00:24:16.230 --> 00:24:18.029
We'll talk them up like they're real special.

00:24:18.029 --> 00:24:19.869
They'll give you advantage on the rolls too then

00:24:19.869 --> 00:24:21.910
since you're gonna have him actually with bartered

00:24:21.910 --> 00:24:24.670
items of yours. Good planning for it. So yeah,

00:24:24.710 --> 00:24:27.130
you walk out and these two guards around the

00:24:27.130 --> 00:24:29.650
campfire are like, oh, so did you guys make a

00:24:29.650 --> 00:24:33.490
deal? What did you guys do? I see about the javelin.

00:24:34.689 --> 00:24:36.990
our job on a black king on your back. He goes,

00:24:37.049 --> 00:24:39.069
what did you guys make a deal with that? One

00:24:39.069 --> 00:24:42.170
of the weapons? Yeah, we made a trade. A trade.

00:24:42.369 --> 00:24:44.269
What did you trade? What are you trading here?

00:24:45.329 --> 00:24:48.589
Four really rare bloodstones that hold special

00:24:48.589 --> 00:24:53.190
power and two elegant necklaces that were held

00:24:53.190 --> 00:24:56.109
by empresses. He goes, okay, give them to me.

00:24:56.109 --> 00:24:58.349
Let me see them. And then the guy, your, what

00:24:58.349 --> 00:25:00.430
did you do? Strong arm. Strong arm hands the

00:25:00.430 --> 00:25:02.450
cultist. He goes, yeah, they are. He goes, they

00:25:02.450 --> 00:25:06.769
look amazing. He said he was going to give some

00:25:06.769 --> 00:25:09.509
gold and some stuff like this for the prisoners,

00:25:09.609 --> 00:25:13.190
and he gave these in for the gems, too. Well,

00:25:13.289 --> 00:25:15.630
I still have more. Yeah, roll the deception with

00:25:15.630 --> 00:25:18.109
advantage. Now that you've showed him the gems

00:25:18.109 --> 00:25:22.789
and you have your friend talking them up. Let's

00:25:22.789 --> 00:25:29.519
see. Here's a 21. And a little old 21. 21? Okay.

00:25:31.720 --> 00:25:35.039
Yeah, he goes, wow, the light shining off this

00:25:35.039 --> 00:25:37.660
bloodstone makes it look real bloody. He's like

00:25:37.660 --> 00:25:39.880
holding it up, just kind of staring at it. He

00:25:39.880 --> 00:25:43.380
goes, you know what? Yeah, go ahead. Take them.

00:25:44.500 --> 00:25:46.940
Take them. And you guys are able to walk over

00:25:46.940 --> 00:25:48.240
there if you're wanting to grab them out of the

00:25:48.240 --> 00:25:51.319
thing. You wanted to head your way towards the

00:25:51.319 --> 00:25:57.180
prisoners? Yes. Okay. So. You walk past around

00:25:57.180 --> 00:25:59.299
the corner and you head down towards the prisoners

00:25:59.299 --> 00:26:00.940
and you open the gate and you see them all kind

00:26:00.940 --> 00:26:03.759
of like weak and hurt and they're like limping

00:26:03.759 --> 00:26:05.720
around. They're like, what are you doing back

00:26:05.720 --> 00:26:08.720
here? Who are you people? He sees you with the

00:26:08.720 --> 00:26:13.460
guard. Here to do possible trading for your prisoners.

00:26:14.700 --> 00:26:17.180
The prisoners are asking you this. Oh, the prisoners?

00:26:17.359 --> 00:26:18.819
Oh, fuck. I thought it was one of the guards.

00:26:23.049 --> 00:26:25.190
What they don't know us at all? No, they don't

00:26:25.190 --> 00:26:28.670
know you because you guys came to the place after

00:26:28.670 --> 00:26:30.569
they had already left and got trapped behind

00:26:30.569 --> 00:26:32.650
the fog and been captured. Is there guards nearby?

00:26:33.410 --> 00:26:36.750
There's one on a tower over watching. Is he within

00:26:36.750 --> 00:26:40.390
like hearing, like eavesdropping distance? Probably.

00:26:42.069 --> 00:26:46.190
No, he's not hearing much right now. Okay. If

00:26:46.190 --> 00:26:48.490
you're talking quietly, of course. Well, I'll

00:26:48.490 --> 00:26:51.349
whisper to him to act cool. I'm here to get him

00:26:51.349 --> 00:26:54.430
out of here. Take them back to the old hook in

00:26:54.430 --> 00:27:00.250
the base. I guess okay Yeah, they they they kind

00:27:00.250 --> 00:27:02.750
of like shrivel back as they see the guards standing

00:27:02.750 --> 00:27:04.289
with you That's been watching them and holding

00:27:04.289 --> 00:27:06.349
them in place this whole time. They're like why

00:27:06.349 --> 00:27:08.289
are you what what do you mean? Why are you with

00:27:08.289 --> 00:27:10.930
him? You're taking us out of here. He's been

00:27:10.930 --> 00:27:16.150
undercover He beat the shit out of us he was

00:27:16.150 --> 00:27:19.769
whipping us Yeah, I'm sorry about that. She turns

00:27:19.769 --> 00:27:21.769
around and points at a dog. She's like he burned

00:27:21.769 --> 00:27:24.750
him He burned that dog. I'm sorry about that,

00:27:24.789 --> 00:27:27.190
but we had to do some nasty stuff to infiltrate

00:27:27.190 --> 00:27:32.170
this camp. Okay, roll deception. I'm just going

00:27:32.170 --> 00:27:43.109
off the fly right now. How's 14? 14? Yes, they

00:27:43.109 --> 00:27:45.150
believe everything you're saying. Yes, they got

00:27:45.150 --> 00:27:47.509
an at one on there trying to incite, see what's

00:27:47.509 --> 00:27:50.339
going on here. So they're like, okay, I mean,

00:27:50.359 --> 00:27:52.180
I get it. If you had to be undercover, you had

00:27:52.180 --> 00:27:54.759
to be to get us out. And this guy talking to

00:27:54.759 --> 00:27:56.740
you, he's like an older, older man. He's got

00:27:56.740 --> 00:27:58.819
like a long gray beard. And he's like, we've

00:27:58.819 --> 00:28:01.480
been scouting the areas and they all took us

00:28:01.480 --> 00:28:03.759
in here. And he goes, but they don't know what

00:28:03.759 --> 00:28:05.039
they want with us. I guess they're just trying

00:28:05.039 --> 00:28:07.380
to sell us off. He goes, so, I mean, yeah, let's

00:28:07.380 --> 00:28:09.680
get out of here. And they will follow you now.

00:28:30.190 --> 00:28:31.869
Now, which way would you like to move to get

00:28:31.869 --> 00:28:34.589
out of this camp? Because you do have all the

00:28:34.589 --> 00:28:38.109
prisoners, a guard, and yourself. And I'll say

00:28:38.109 --> 00:28:40.450
at this point, Flea Stick and Miss Muffin, you

00:28:40.450 --> 00:28:42.950
guys can see Duke standing with a guard talking

00:28:42.950 --> 00:28:48.009
to all the prisoners inside there. You see him

00:28:48.009 --> 00:28:49.589
come around the corner now and he's talking to

00:28:49.589 --> 00:28:53.490
them all. How rare are centaur hooves? Centaur

00:28:53.490 --> 00:28:56.789
hooves? I'd say they're pretty rare. I mean,

00:28:56.789 --> 00:28:59.539
like, most centaur are pretty brutal. They're

00:28:59.539 --> 00:29:01.279
pretty brutal. Are you asking, like, your guard

00:29:01.279 --> 00:29:04.599
with you? No, I'm just asking you kind of. Because

00:29:04.599 --> 00:29:08.220
I never got them appraised or asked you. I would

00:29:08.220 --> 00:29:11.480
say that they're decently brave. I figured if

00:29:11.480 --> 00:29:12.940
I'm going to walk out of here with them without

00:29:12.940 --> 00:29:14.900
combat, I'm going to have to do more deceiving

00:29:14.900 --> 00:29:18.619
on, yeah, I purchased them with this, and then

00:29:18.619 --> 00:29:21.279
maybe go out running with all the stuff that

00:29:21.279 --> 00:29:23.559
I said I purchased with them. I'm a prisoner,

00:29:23.579 --> 00:29:31.339
too. Once again, I'm just going with the fly,

00:29:31.500 --> 00:29:36.200
really, just winging it. They're not super rare.

00:29:36.380 --> 00:29:41.559
Not super, super rare. They're crafting items.

00:29:41.960 --> 00:29:44.339
Yeah, that's what I figured. I was like, yeah,

00:29:44.460 --> 00:29:48.220
I don't know if that'll work. But at this point,

00:29:48.240 --> 00:29:50.180
you have the prisoners convinced to follow you.

00:29:50.220 --> 00:29:53.279
You have the two guards at the north end convinced

00:29:53.279 --> 00:29:55.299
that you're good to go through, and the guard

00:29:55.299 --> 00:30:00.220
following you. You have an option of the west

00:30:00.220 --> 00:30:02.819
entrance you came in through or a south entrance

00:30:02.819 --> 00:30:10.339
that you can see I'm gonna go out the one that

00:30:10.339 --> 00:30:14.200
I came in originally That way the guards hopefully

00:30:14.200 --> 00:30:18.660
recognize me as a little traitor Okay, so you

00:30:18.660 --> 00:30:21.059
start to make your way out of this camp here

00:30:21.059 --> 00:30:25.259
and you get past You start to, like, walk out

00:30:25.259 --> 00:30:27.019
the front door you came in. The guards look at

00:30:27.019 --> 00:30:29.680
you and they go, Oh, okay, you guys, you did

00:30:29.680 --> 00:30:31.759
a deal, I guess? You taking the prisoners we

00:30:31.759 --> 00:30:34.220
were having? Yeah, I purchased them. Purchased

00:30:34.220 --> 00:30:36.599
them. Purchased them. What did we get out of

00:30:36.599 --> 00:30:38.119
this? I see you got our lightning bolt on your

00:30:38.119 --> 00:30:40.720
back. Oh, yeah, that was a whole separate trade.

00:30:40.940 --> 00:30:44.880
You got a lot of rare magical gems. Magical gems.

00:30:44.920 --> 00:30:48.819
Let me guess. Bloodstones. These aren't simple

00:30:48.819 --> 00:30:55.880
bloodstones. Okay, keep going. Continue. What's

00:30:55.880 --> 00:30:57.980
special about these bloodstones, you say? Well,

00:30:58.099 --> 00:31:01.359
they're imbued with magic by a pretty powerful

00:31:01.359 --> 00:31:04.640
sorcerer. Powerful sorcerer. And he, like, shoots

00:31:04.640 --> 00:31:07.200
the magic about his hand. He goes, hmm, can I

00:31:07.200 --> 00:31:12.279
see them? Sure. Who has them? Does the guard

00:31:12.279 --> 00:31:13.779
have them still? Or did you give them to the

00:31:13.779 --> 00:31:16.490
other people? Well, didn't they go about that?

00:31:16.509 --> 00:31:18.490
He's just looking at him. Did he give you a pocket?

00:31:18.490 --> 00:31:20.390
I guess he did give him back. He got one and

00:31:20.390 --> 00:31:22.769
he was looking at it. He might have pocketed

00:31:22.769 --> 00:31:24.789
one. Yeah, you can toss it up to him. Roll deception

00:31:24.789 --> 00:31:26.990
with advantage. Since you're throwing him his

00:31:26.990 --> 00:31:34.329
item again. Six plus four. Fifteen. Fifteen?

00:31:37.089 --> 00:31:40.380
He goes, damn. pretty good bloodstone and he

00:31:40.380 --> 00:31:43.720
puts it in his pocket he goes all right all right

00:31:43.720 --> 00:31:46.140
get out of here get out of here and you guys

00:31:46.140 --> 00:31:49.180
you can freely walk out with good people well

00:31:49.180 --> 00:31:52.420
we weren't needed no you guys you guys i know

00:31:52.420 --> 00:31:53.940
i was trying to think of a way to like incorporate

00:31:53.940 --> 00:31:56.279
you guys did we search the guards that we killed

00:31:56.279 --> 00:31:58.440
it's kind of complicated uh you can if you like

00:31:58.440 --> 00:32:00.500
you didn't search them we were searching them

00:32:00.500 --> 00:32:02.980
this whole time yeah you spent this it's your

00:32:02.980 --> 00:32:05.220
fault kelly you said you wanted stealth combat

00:32:05.950 --> 00:32:08.309
You guys would have been buried. You could have

00:32:08.309 --> 00:32:10.170
created distractions to get guards away, but

00:32:10.170 --> 00:32:12.029
I thought you were going to burn them. I just

00:32:12.029 --> 00:32:14.730
had to talk my way out of every exchange. This

00:32:14.730 --> 00:32:16.509
is like deception, deception, deception. I was

00:32:16.509 --> 00:32:17.890
just going to wait to see how bad things got.

00:32:18.910 --> 00:32:24.289
Not bad. What do we roll? Now you guys have to

00:32:24.289 --> 00:32:27.309
escape. Okay, so you're going to roll to loot

00:32:27.309 --> 00:32:29.170
these two guards, is that what you're saying?

00:32:29.349 --> 00:32:33.430
Yep. Okay. Give me investigation. That's what

00:32:33.430 --> 00:32:34.970
I was going to say. We shouldn't even have to

00:32:34.970 --> 00:32:36.910
roll. It's been so long. We've had so long with

00:32:36.910 --> 00:32:39.349
these bodies. 17. I don't believe that's how

00:32:39.349 --> 00:32:44.430
all that works. What are we rolling? Investigation.

00:32:47.569 --> 00:32:55.490
Investigation. Seven. Okay. With advantage since

00:32:55.490 --> 00:32:59.890
we've been here so long? No. This is some bullshit.

00:33:01.160 --> 00:33:03.480
I just had to just stare at this body for so

00:33:03.480 --> 00:33:08.980
long getting traumatized. Okay, hang on here.

00:33:09.720 --> 00:33:11.420
Apparently you guys were just watching me waiting

00:33:11.420 --> 00:33:14.440
for shit to hit the fan. We'll just stay in here

00:33:14.440 --> 00:33:17.680
as backup. See how things play out. Oh, he left

00:33:17.680 --> 00:33:20.519
with all the prisoners. Where are you? I guess

00:33:20.519 --> 00:33:21.640
we've got to get out of here. Did you find a

00:33:21.640 --> 00:33:27.299
flea stick? I found a flea stick. I'm sorry,

00:33:27.400 --> 00:33:29.420
I'm on the wrong thing here. I'm going to do

00:33:29.420 --> 00:33:31.799
something real quick. You don't want it? No.

00:33:32.339 --> 00:33:35.640
And we took their guard. And I kept all the stuff

00:33:35.640 --> 00:33:39.880
I supposedly traded. That was a win -win -win.

00:33:40.220 --> 00:33:43.779
We already looted their Twisted Tea. I already

00:33:43.779 --> 00:33:47.319
looted their weapons building to have their best

00:33:47.319 --> 00:33:49.640
stuff. What's a Twisted Tea called in D &D land?

00:33:50.220 --> 00:33:55.180
Tea Twisty. Tea that's Twisty. Uh, it's probably...

00:33:56.590 --> 00:34:00.150
spiked root juice a brewed a leafy brewed ale

00:34:00.150 --> 00:34:05.069
yeah fruit juice leaf ale I need to roll something

00:34:05.069 --> 00:34:08.150
for you flea stick what did you get again roll

00:34:08.150 --> 00:34:13.070
me the d100 down there boys and girls with our

00:34:13.070 --> 00:34:19.730
new d100 go ahead you got it move your other

00:34:19.730 --> 00:34:31.550
die you got the high roll Let's hear it. One!

00:34:32.690 --> 00:34:36.210
No way! You roll with advantage? It don't matter.

00:34:36.269 --> 00:34:40.489
It's just a list of items. You find a bead of

00:34:40.489 --> 00:34:45.110
nourishment. This flavorless... The latinus bee

00:34:45.110 --> 00:34:47.170
dissolves on your tongue and provides nourishment

00:34:47.170 --> 00:34:49.949
as one day of ration. Is it extra effective if

00:34:49.949 --> 00:34:52.789
I doof it? One sucked. He loves to bumble. If

00:34:52.789 --> 00:34:55.309
you want it, it'll be two days of ration. Yeah!

00:34:56.210 --> 00:34:59.329
That's wild. Yeah, I'd say the one was probably

00:34:59.329 --> 00:35:01.889
a bad roll. Can I roll a two? No. I'm sorry.

00:35:01.989 --> 00:35:03.710
You had a low roll on your investigation. You

00:35:03.710 --> 00:35:05.670
can roll it if you want to roll it. Go ahead.

00:35:05.929 --> 00:35:09.170
Yeah. Useful. This letter gets something. What'd

00:35:09.170 --> 00:35:14.440
you get? A 14. 14. Let's see what she would have

00:35:14.440 --> 00:35:18.300
found. Okay. This is going to be painful. It

00:35:18.300 --> 00:35:21.119
could be painful. If you find what you would

00:35:21.119 --> 00:35:23.599
have found. Oh, this is just going to piss her

00:35:23.599 --> 00:35:26.000
off. It's going to be like something super majestic.

00:35:26.219 --> 00:35:28.519
It's something I can see under that dead body.

00:35:28.539 --> 00:35:31.219
It's like a unicorn cat. Or like feline pendant.

00:35:31.460 --> 00:35:35.900
A cat you can fly on or some shit. Look, now

00:35:35.900 --> 00:35:36.719
he's going to make one up. He's going to make

00:35:36.719 --> 00:35:40.800
one up. I'm stealthy. I'll steal it when my DM

00:35:40.800 --> 00:35:45.780
turns around. Well, I just don't exist. You could

00:35:45.780 --> 00:35:51.599
have locked that in. Okay, you got a 14 and that's

00:35:51.599 --> 00:35:52.699
what you were wanting to see with the random

00:35:52.699 --> 00:35:56.719
thing you could have gotten. You could have gotten

00:35:56.719 --> 00:36:02.079
clothes of mending. I'm sorry. I can mend stuff.

00:36:02.880 --> 00:36:05.519
Well, I'm just going to be like... I would imagine

00:36:05.519 --> 00:36:08.679
they either mend your wounds. Or the clothes

00:36:08.679 --> 00:36:11.300
repair themselves. Okay. Or you just wear them

00:36:11.300 --> 00:36:13.480
like a diaper and your butt cracks mend it three

00:36:13.480 --> 00:36:17.699
times. If it was clothes that mended your wounds,

00:36:17.880 --> 00:36:21.300
that would be... Okay, so... Please think, yes,

00:36:21.340 --> 00:36:23.500
you find your thing, and Ms. Buffen, you find

00:36:23.500 --> 00:36:26.199
nothing. What would I find? Your thing. Beet

00:36:26.199 --> 00:36:28.480
of nourishment. Beet of nourishment. What's it

00:36:28.480 --> 00:36:32.519
taste like? Well, he won't be tasting it. Yeah,

00:36:32.579 --> 00:36:34.079
he won't be tasting it unless he has taste buds

00:36:34.079 --> 00:36:37.199
in his butt. That would be a horrible place to

00:36:37.199 --> 00:36:40.139
have taste buds. Tricks on you. That would be

00:36:40.139 --> 00:36:42.300
a horrible place. He'd be like, I taste my dinner

00:36:42.300 --> 00:36:47.179
twice. Yeah. It's worse the second time. Much

00:36:47.179 --> 00:36:49.900
worse. All the good stuff's been sucked out.

00:36:50.019 --> 00:36:52.920
Human centipede. Okay, so are you guys going

00:36:52.920 --> 00:36:55.380
to leave and make your way towards Duke now?

00:36:55.659 --> 00:36:58.199
Okay, so you kind of head back down towards the

00:36:58.199 --> 00:37:00.340
path where you forked and you meet up and you

00:37:00.340 --> 00:37:03.199
guys see Duke with your big group of friends.

00:37:03.440 --> 00:37:06.780
With a new group of friends. You got 5, 10, 15,

00:37:06.940 --> 00:37:10.579
20, 25. You got a headcount of 25 people. Small

00:37:10.579 --> 00:37:13.610
militia. We have an army. but you also have a

00:37:13.610 --> 00:37:15.010
very large place that's going to be a lot of

00:37:15.010 --> 00:37:17.389
workers and more people gardening and everything

00:37:17.389 --> 00:37:20.750
else so what would you like to do now head back

00:37:20.750 --> 00:37:24.349
make your way back towards uh the tracks and

00:37:24.349 --> 00:37:26.550
follow your paths back towards uh your iron spine

00:37:26.550 --> 00:37:27.730
keep i'm assuming you're gonna head straight

00:37:27.730 --> 00:37:32.550
back yeah we gotta get these to work we got one

00:37:32.550 --> 00:37:35.630
a hell of an employee investment okay get these

00:37:35.630 --> 00:37:38.750
back to work uh make me a roll for that so we're

00:37:38.750 --> 00:37:40.690
gonna do You guys want to work first and tune

00:37:40.690 --> 00:37:44.449
up? Call it me because I left first. Hey guys,

00:37:44.550 --> 00:37:49.429
that's totally the episode. 19. Okay, yeah. So

00:37:49.429 --> 00:37:52.610
at 19, you were able to kind of make your way

00:37:52.610 --> 00:38:02.670
back towards Iron Spine Keep. So, you make your

00:38:02.670 --> 00:38:04.750
way back to Iron Spine Keep and you're kind of

00:38:04.750 --> 00:38:06.449
coming back and it's starting to make its way

00:38:06.449 --> 00:38:09.139
towards... uh later in the night it's not fully

00:38:09.139 --> 00:38:13.820
nighttime yet but later midday yes um and you

00:38:13.820 --> 00:38:15.559
make your way back in and all of everybody's

00:38:15.559 --> 00:38:17.920
coming in and you get back and corley's sitting

00:38:17.920 --> 00:38:22.940
at the table in the main room of your keep i

00:38:22.940 --> 00:38:24.280
don't know what you call the building big building

00:38:24.280 --> 00:38:28.900
inside the keep iron iron you said it's on sparky

00:38:28.900 --> 00:38:31.039
yeah it's the iron spine building of ironspun

00:38:31.039 --> 00:38:36.570
yes great hall So yeah, you walk in and Corley's

00:38:36.570 --> 00:38:38.809
there and she goes, oh, you found them all. They're

00:38:38.809 --> 00:38:40.550
back, they're back. Thank God they're back. And

00:38:40.550 --> 00:38:44.230
she's kind of, she says, well, I'm going to start

00:38:44.230 --> 00:38:46.750
making food and get everybody ready. She goes,

00:38:46.769 --> 00:38:49.489
so you guys just relax and seriously, fucking

00:38:49.489 --> 00:38:51.670
thank you. And she runs into the kitchen and

00:38:51.670 --> 00:38:55.769
she starts. You're just going to make food for

00:38:55.769 --> 00:39:00.750
25 prisoners. Yeah. Well, 24 prisoners and one

00:39:00.750 --> 00:39:06.719
guard. Yes. And so. Duke, the older man that

00:39:06.719 --> 00:39:09.199
you were speaking to inside the prisoner camp

00:39:09.199 --> 00:39:11.179
when you were talking to the group of prisoners,

00:39:11.400 --> 00:39:14.199
he kind of walks up and he's like, thanks. Thank

00:39:14.199 --> 00:39:19.500
you. What's your name? Duke Crystal. Lord Duke.

00:39:19.739 --> 00:39:23.679
Lord Duke. He goes, okay. He goes, so I seriously

00:39:23.679 --> 00:39:26.739
appreciate you saving us all. He goes, I got

00:39:26.739 --> 00:39:30.739
information if you need it. He goes, so the cultists

00:39:30.739 --> 00:39:33.559
there, they are worshiping Tazam. He goes, I

00:39:33.559 --> 00:39:35.960
don't think it's really Tad Sam. He goes, he

00:39:35.960 --> 00:39:38.719
doesn't come out this way. We've listened to

00:39:38.719 --> 00:39:40.880
them and they have never seen him. They just

00:39:40.880 --> 00:39:43.380
know of him and they think that they're worshiping

00:39:43.380 --> 00:39:45.460
him, but they don't. I don't think they really

00:39:45.460 --> 00:39:47.860
are. I don't think it's really their God. So

00:39:47.860 --> 00:39:51.119
take that with what you can, but just know that

00:39:51.119 --> 00:39:53.659
whatever's out there is powerful enough to trick

00:39:53.659 --> 00:39:55.260
all these people into thinking that they're following

00:39:55.260 --> 00:39:58.059
someone powerful. So be careful. They shall follow

00:39:58.059 --> 00:40:01.199
the Lord. Little does he know I am one of those

00:40:01.199 --> 00:40:07.380
powerful people. I need followers. Yes, you do.

00:40:07.559 --> 00:40:10.519
I need my powers lifted. Sadly, we're probably

00:40:10.519 --> 00:40:12.639
going to pay these people a wage. I think I'm

00:40:12.639 --> 00:40:16.239
going to start a church service once a week for

00:40:16.239 --> 00:40:19.300
Rumpke. I guess I could pay a strong wage. I'll

00:40:19.300 --> 00:40:22.320
go to church at Rumpke. Okay, so Flea Stick,

00:40:22.360 --> 00:40:29.329
are you wanting to... Are you gonna go like talk

00:40:29.329 --> 00:40:31.510
to some of the people you brought back or are

00:40:31.510 --> 00:40:33.610
you like wanting to just kind of like state it?

00:40:33.710 --> 00:40:36.150
I'm just gonna kind of like stage out to the

00:40:36.150 --> 00:40:42.929
open like you follow you Lord Rumpke We'll gain

00:40:42.929 --> 00:40:52.500
some powers the more you do the more you They're

00:40:52.500 --> 00:40:58.860
like, what is this? But can we not baptize in

00:40:58.860 --> 00:41:23.110
dumpster juice? So roll me a persuasion check.

00:41:23.309 --> 00:41:27.150
See how many people you convince to start following

00:41:27.150 --> 00:41:29.789
Lord Brumfield. I don't know if I want to openly

00:41:29.789 --> 00:41:35.489
come out and be like, worship me! Four. Four?

00:41:35.530 --> 00:41:41.090
Okay. Four people. Okay, so I rolled pretty high

00:41:41.090 --> 00:41:44.170
on people who were going to be conducted. So

00:41:44.170 --> 00:41:46.570
yeah, you will get four people. I was going to

00:41:46.570 --> 00:41:54.510
add more to your roll, but yeah. So yeah, you

00:41:54.510 --> 00:41:56.070
got four followers they walk up they're like

00:41:56.070 --> 00:41:58.829
hey, so you're what are you you're gonna you're

00:41:58.829 --> 00:42:01.170
gonna help us feel good and get power from Yes,

00:42:01.409 --> 00:42:05.269
your only job is to recruit the more you recruit

00:42:05.269 --> 00:42:08.530
the more power you feel the more power you feel

00:42:08.530 --> 00:42:12.969
the better it is So we recruit people for what

00:42:12.969 --> 00:42:17.780
like for you for Rumpke yes Slowly imbue you

00:42:17.780 --> 00:42:20.280
with hours. All right, you have to have a baptism

00:42:20.280 --> 00:42:29.760
in my dumpster juice first And it will only be

00:42:29.760 --> 00:42:32.300
a drop to the forehead do we got to do that now

00:42:32.300 --> 00:42:34.440
Is that what we're gonna go do to get like start

00:42:34.440 --> 00:42:37.579
whenever you feel ready for it. Let's do honestly

00:42:37.579 --> 00:42:39.500
I'm pretty gross now. I could beat shit you guys.

00:42:39.519 --> 00:42:42.400
So let's do this So I can clean this all off

00:42:42.400 --> 00:42:46.769
at one time Okay, so you guys step outside and

00:42:46.769 --> 00:42:50.969
you see, if any of you are going to... I'm watching.

00:42:51.210 --> 00:42:52.989
You're watching? Okay, so yeah, Ms. Muffin, you're

00:42:52.989 --> 00:42:56.170
standing there watching. What does this look

00:42:56.170 --> 00:42:58.730
like, Flea Stick? What's the ceremony of dumpster

00:42:58.730 --> 00:43:01.309
juice dumping look like for these poor people?

00:43:02.690 --> 00:43:05.789
Is it dumping or dunking? Yeah, is it dunking

00:43:05.789 --> 00:43:08.440
or dumping? You're like spritzing them with it

00:43:08.440 --> 00:43:10.800
like holy water. He said it's one drop on the

00:43:10.800 --> 00:43:13.019
forehead. It's kind of just like a smear to the

00:43:13.019 --> 00:43:16.500
forehead in the shape of my shield. So the entire

00:43:16.500 --> 00:43:19.780
face? No, in the shape of an R right on the forehead.

00:43:20.079 --> 00:43:22.739
So you're not doing the palm on the face in Sanchez?

00:43:22.739 --> 00:43:26.340
Yes, that works. I will take the handprint from

00:43:26.340 --> 00:43:30.539
my dumpster -y face and imbue them with the power

00:43:30.539 --> 00:43:34.260
of the god Arunki. As long as they worship him

00:43:34.260 --> 00:43:37.239
every morning, he will... Grace them with his

00:43:37.239 --> 00:43:40.219
presence. Pray over your touchdowns. You touch

00:43:40.219 --> 00:43:43.800
your face with this dumpster juice handprint

00:43:43.800 --> 00:43:45.679
on your face. And then you reach out and you

00:43:45.679 --> 00:43:47.599
touch their face. And when you remove your hand,

00:43:47.639 --> 00:43:49.780
you see this dumpster juice on their face kind

00:43:49.780 --> 00:43:51.940
of just shiver and glow a little bit. And you

00:43:51.940 --> 00:43:53.940
see it kind of stay there. It doesn't run. It

00:43:53.940 --> 00:43:58.920
doesn't leave their face. They're like, oh my

00:43:58.920 --> 00:44:02.860
God. Why did that feel magical? is this stuck

00:44:02.860 --> 00:44:06.639
to me for good you have the power of a god you

00:44:06.639 --> 00:44:08.300
see them like trying to wipe it off in their

00:44:08.300 --> 00:44:10.579
face and it just keeps like it keeps like coming

00:44:10.579 --> 00:44:12.659
there it just stays there it's a curse for the

00:44:12.659 --> 00:44:15.340
blessing how is this is this gonna how is this

00:44:15.340 --> 00:44:17.179
gonna give how is this gonna give us power what

00:44:17.179 --> 00:44:19.980
do we collect more trash okay so i have to worship

00:44:19.980 --> 00:44:21.980
him every morning obviously he said oh there's

00:44:21.980 --> 00:44:24.719
a catch You also stink more and more the more

00:44:24.719 --> 00:44:28.800
power you give. Tell us more, tell us more. The

00:44:28.800 --> 00:44:31.099
more powerful you become, the more brands you

00:44:31.099 --> 00:44:34.789
will smell. But you will not notice it. Yeah,

00:44:34.789 --> 00:44:39.289
so they go... Sex? God? Power? The rule was to

00:44:39.289 --> 00:44:41.730
worship him every morning and recruit more? Yes.

00:44:42.090 --> 00:44:44.670
Okay, so we'll do that because I don't know what's

00:44:44.670 --> 00:44:45.869
going to happen. It's kind of like a pyramid

00:44:45.869 --> 00:44:48.610
scheme. The more you recruit... Don't say that!

00:44:49.550 --> 00:44:52.550
It's like a pyramid scheme, but not. But instead,

00:44:52.750 --> 00:44:55.110
the gods rail. But it's actually beneficial.

00:44:55.190 --> 00:44:58.670
They walk away with nasty -smelling dumpster

00:44:58.670 --> 00:45:00.309
juice on their face. Going, what's a pyramid

00:45:00.309 --> 00:45:03.900
scheme? What's a pyramid scheme? What's a beaker

00:45:03.900 --> 00:45:07.320
lid? And they walk inside to hopefully try to

00:45:07.320 --> 00:45:11.079
wash off their face. Little did they know, it

00:45:11.079 --> 00:45:15.099
will never wash away. Sparkly glitter dumpster.

00:45:15.139 --> 00:45:16.920
Ms. Muffin, you see all that happen. What are

00:45:16.920 --> 00:45:18.599
you doing? So, how many of them cut the skin

00:45:18.599 --> 00:45:20.460
off their face trying to get that thing off?

00:45:20.519 --> 00:45:23.699
None yet. They don't have to be on their face.

00:45:23.860 --> 00:45:28.650
Give it a couple weeks. I'm still out. Yeah,

00:45:28.650 --> 00:45:30.449
that's what you're doing. You're giving them

00:45:30.449 --> 00:45:33.369
like blessings. Every time they recruit someone,

00:45:33.469 --> 00:45:35.030
you're just going to touch them somewhere else

00:45:35.030 --> 00:45:37.010
until their whole body's just shining. You can

00:45:37.010 --> 00:45:39.369
have your trash power. I'll have my cat power.

00:45:39.590 --> 00:45:41.449
You get a start with the face and then it's badging.

00:45:41.489 --> 00:45:44.030
You get the other side of the face. Yeah, then

00:45:44.030 --> 00:45:47.809
you go back, chest, arms, legs. Rumpke Scouts

00:45:47.809 --> 00:45:51.570
of D &D. Grab a shaft. Whatever, man. The Rumpke

00:45:51.570 --> 00:45:54.500
Scouts of D &D. He said eventually he's going

00:45:54.500 --> 00:45:56.219
to have to credit card the booty crack and everything.

00:45:57.019 --> 00:46:00.300
That's the final part. You get the flounder cheese

00:46:00.300 --> 00:46:03.820
flick to the nose. So that dude, he's like five

00:46:03.820 --> 00:46:06.980
star general at that point. He's like the best

00:46:06.980 --> 00:46:10.079
follower, worshiper ever. Who knew we were going

00:46:10.079 --> 00:46:13.880
to get into the lore of that god that we made

00:46:13.880 --> 00:46:17.039
up. He needed followers. How do you know he's

00:46:17.039 --> 00:46:20.230
made up if you believe? So, Ms. Muffin. As you

00:46:20.230 --> 00:46:22.349
are sitting there watching this go down, these

00:46:22.349 --> 00:46:24.730
people walk past you and you sniff nasty stink,

00:46:25.030 --> 00:46:29.489
you feel your wrists start to vibrate. Lilith?

00:46:30.210 --> 00:46:33.530
Lilith? Yes. Did you answer? I said, Lilith?

00:46:33.710 --> 00:46:36.929
Yeah. So you reach it up and you say, Lilith,

00:46:36.929 --> 00:46:40.250
and you hear her and she goes, Holy fuck. Holy

00:46:40.250 --> 00:46:43.670
fuck. Miss Muffin. Miss Muffin. Shit is so bad.

00:46:43.849 --> 00:46:47.730
Shit got so wrong after you guys left. So...

00:46:47.960 --> 00:46:50.579
Lord's Alliance people. I guess you broke into

00:46:50.579 --> 00:46:53.159
their prison. You did all that. You worked with

00:46:53.159 --> 00:46:55.780
the Dwarven clan. You worked with the Dwarven

00:46:55.780 --> 00:46:57.420
clan. We know about it all. Everybody's pissed.

00:46:57.719 --> 00:46:59.800
You left the Dwarven clan. You didn't help them.

00:46:59.880 --> 00:47:01.860
You didn't help them and I vouched for you. She

00:47:01.860 --> 00:47:03.619
goes, but that doesn't even matter because they're

00:47:03.619 --> 00:47:05.320
dead. The ones that you came after are dead.

00:47:05.539 --> 00:47:07.880
Yeah, and my cat's still missing. So what do

00:47:07.880 --> 00:47:13.179
you say about that, Lilith? My cat, Lilith! No,

00:47:13.440 --> 00:47:15.719
the Dwarven's hired you to go get the prisoner

00:47:15.719 --> 00:47:18.260
out and you said... you're not going to take

00:47:18.260 --> 00:47:19.659
her back to the prisoners. You went to the vault

00:47:19.659 --> 00:47:22.380
yourself. Too many things happened to my cat.

00:47:23.239 --> 00:47:27.480
So, yeah, so she goes, no, but that's not even

00:47:27.480 --> 00:47:28.840
the worst problem because they're all... Yes,

00:47:28.840 --> 00:47:31.420
it is, Lilith! They're all dead, Miss Muffin.

00:47:31.460 --> 00:47:34.019
The dwarves that hired you are dead. Lord of

00:47:34.019 --> 00:47:36.599
the Lions didn't kill them. Gabagool did. Well,

00:47:36.619 --> 00:47:39.079
Gabagool is a good boy and he does what Duke

00:47:39.079 --> 00:47:41.800
Crystal tells him. Not anymore. So something

00:47:41.800 --> 00:47:44.400
must have happened and he had to... That's what

00:47:44.400 --> 00:47:47.579
the problem is. You guys left Glabagool with

00:47:47.579 --> 00:47:51.420
the Dwarves. The Lord's Alliance got mad at you

00:47:51.420 --> 00:47:54.139
guys. The Lord's Alliance came after us. Glabagool

00:47:54.139 --> 00:47:56.239
had killed all of the Dwarves, went looking for

00:47:56.239 --> 00:47:58.559
Duke to find Duke, killed the Lord's Alliance

00:47:58.559 --> 00:48:01.239
people, found out that you guys are free from

00:48:01.239 --> 00:48:03.000
the Lord's Alliance, and never came back for

00:48:03.000 --> 00:48:05.500
him. We were coming back. He's slaughtering everybody.

00:48:05.780 --> 00:48:09.440
We were coming back. We would never forget our

00:48:09.440 --> 00:48:11.679
Glabagool. Maybe we forgot to give Glabagool

00:48:11.679 --> 00:48:15.679
patient talk. about patience. Yes. We'll come

00:48:15.679 --> 00:48:18.019
back and correct his errors. We'll fix it. We'll

00:48:18.019 --> 00:48:20.320
fix it. Apparently not buying his truck. Miss

00:48:20.320 --> 00:48:22.500
Muffin, there isn't anything to come back. He

00:48:22.500 --> 00:48:25.480
started slaughtering the town. He went back to

00:48:25.480 --> 00:48:27.539
what he knows. Move everyone that's left into

00:48:27.539 --> 00:48:29.760
our new place. We're creating a whole new world.

00:48:29.760 --> 00:48:33.079
I have all that's left. Well then come on. Come

00:48:33.079 --> 00:48:35.679
on and help me save my cat says she goes he's

00:48:35.679 --> 00:48:38.139
he's literally here subway. He is lurking around

00:48:38.139 --> 00:48:42.519
the town To him find him and let us talk to him.

00:48:42.539 --> 00:48:45.360
I'll walk around She has to sign up. He's epic.

00:48:45.460 --> 00:48:47.380
He's still working. You know, she was she saying

00:48:47.380 --> 00:48:51.420
is he's working Your boyfriend wants to talk

00:48:51.420 --> 00:48:55.340
to you. Is he which? Yeah, you gotta sign up

00:48:55.340 --> 00:48:58.780
for rump. Yeah, I'm not looking for $75 every

00:48:58.780 --> 00:49:02.570
three months with two cans for rental Well, if

00:49:02.570 --> 00:49:05.429
anyone sees him, just tell him where we're at.

00:49:05.550 --> 00:49:09.170
Point him a direction. Okay. He'll kill anything.

00:49:09.170 --> 00:49:12.070
You guys kind of jump again in conversation.

00:49:12.349 --> 00:49:13.889
He goes, okay, so Duke's there. You guys are

00:49:13.889 --> 00:49:16.409
all good? Okay. You want me to tell him where

00:49:16.409 --> 00:49:19.110
you're at? Yes. If he's looking for me, then

00:49:19.110 --> 00:49:23.130
yeah. We love him. Okay. I mean, listen, he might

00:49:23.130 --> 00:49:27.179
kill me if he sees me. I'll tell him. I'm not

00:49:27.179 --> 00:49:30.320
saying go look for him. I'm saying if you run

00:49:30.320 --> 00:49:33.139
into him and he's trying to kill you anyways,

00:49:33.559 --> 00:49:35.280
you could probably tell him that and it might

00:49:35.280 --> 00:49:38.940
save your life. Don't go looking for him if he's

00:49:38.940 --> 00:49:40.659
on a killing streak. Where are you? Where are

00:49:40.659 --> 00:49:44.139
you at? we're at our keep and I give him rough

00:49:44.139 --> 00:49:48.059
directions. I mean, yeah, yeah. You've got directions

00:49:48.059 --> 00:49:49.840
enough from Corley. I don't know how to get here

00:49:49.840 --> 00:49:53.940
from most. Well, it's Northeastern. So she goes,

00:49:54.019 --> 00:49:55.860
okay, so I'm going to head that way. And then

00:49:55.860 --> 00:49:58.119
as you hear her start to say, like, she's or

00:49:58.119 --> 00:50:00.449
not head that way. She's a. She says, okay, well,

00:50:00.510 --> 00:50:02.250
I'm going to try to survive through here, and

00:50:02.250 --> 00:50:04.070
if I see him, I'll tell him where you're at.

00:50:04.289 --> 00:50:07.070
And as she's saying that, you hear, oh, you're

00:50:07.070 --> 00:50:09.269
going to tell Duke where I'm at. And then you

00:50:09.269 --> 00:50:12.090
just hear the big squishing and smashing and

00:50:12.090 --> 00:50:14.909
the fledging of Glabigool flopping around. He

00:50:14.909 --> 00:50:20.449
goes, Duke? Yes? Where are you? She was about

00:50:20.449 --> 00:50:23.670
to tell you, buddy. Where are you? I gave him

00:50:23.670 --> 00:50:26.809
the same directions. He goes, okay, I'm coming.

00:50:26.949 --> 00:50:29.780
And then you just hear like this. Like, squishing

00:50:29.780 --> 00:50:32.039
and sloshing around. Did the wristband stay in

00:50:32.039 --> 00:50:34.679
him so we can talk to him? It hasn't shut off

00:50:34.679 --> 00:50:38.199
yet. Every person he has killed, all their equipment

00:50:38.199 --> 00:50:41.639
that's non -organic, like... It's all in there

00:50:41.639 --> 00:50:44.119
for a decent amount of time before it breaks

00:50:44.119 --> 00:50:47.780
down. So, yeah, you're still hearing sloshing

00:50:47.780 --> 00:50:49.440
and moving. It hasn't turned off. And we're like,

00:50:49.519 --> 00:50:53.500
Globical, can you hear us? Can you calm yourself

00:50:53.500 --> 00:50:56.099
and remember how much we love you? We were coming

00:50:56.099 --> 00:50:58.059
back. Fuck you, I'm coming after Duke, and I'm

00:50:58.059 --> 00:50:59.239
coming there, and I'm going to talk to you guys

00:50:59.239 --> 00:51:01.900
myself. Globical, okay, get here. Don't fuck

00:51:01.900 --> 00:51:04.400
it, buddy. Get here. You start here, and then

00:51:04.400 --> 00:51:06.800
you hear the thing kind of shut off. Slop and

00:51:06.800 --> 00:51:08.940
slop and slop. Yeah, slop and slop and slop.

00:51:09.159 --> 00:51:11.320
So you hear the flop on his face. He knows how

00:51:11.320 --> 00:51:14.039
to flop over. He's doing the fast move. The one

00:51:14.039 --> 00:51:15.280
that he failed to do for you. Yeah, the one that

00:51:15.280 --> 00:51:18.159
Duke taught him how to do. Yes. and now he's

00:51:18.159 --> 00:51:20.079
using it he's coming back he's like dad i'm mad

00:51:20.079 --> 00:51:23.380
i thought it might be a killing machine i'm a

00:51:23.380 --> 00:51:25.780
demon now well leathers is gonna help you find

00:51:25.780 --> 00:51:29.000
hazel or i'm gonna we forgive him we'll baptize

00:51:29.000 --> 00:51:31.880
him plus i think it's strength to get out of

00:51:31.880 --> 00:51:34.539
him so don't let him baptize globigol he'll be

00:51:34.539 --> 00:51:37.079
a stinky cube you're gonna have a dumpster juice

00:51:37.079 --> 00:51:40.539
globigol that's my baby Oh, I bet that would

00:51:40.539 --> 00:51:42.400
fuck him up if he ever ate me and I went into

00:51:42.400 --> 00:51:47.699
rage. Oh, yeah. I'm so happy to have Glover coming

00:51:47.699 --> 00:51:49.920
back. I was so scared we'd never hear from him.

00:51:50.119 --> 00:51:52.340
So he attacks us. Yeah, he wants to. He's going

00:51:52.340 --> 00:51:54.340
to want to fuck me up. It's going to be fine.

00:51:54.460 --> 00:51:56.340
It's going to be fine. Corley walks up to you.

00:51:56.420 --> 00:51:58.460
What was that? What did I just hear yelling?

00:52:00.519 --> 00:52:02.719
You're about to find out. Buddy of mine's pretty

00:52:02.719 --> 00:52:04.420
upset that we didn't come back for him. We might

00:52:04.420 --> 00:52:06.760
want to hide everybody. We were trying to get

00:52:06.760 --> 00:52:09.969
this place set up before we, you know. Called

00:52:09.969 --> 00:52:11.969
back toward him to have him come this way, but

00:52:11.969 --> 00:52:16.340
he's a Impatient. He gets attached. He's upset.

00:52:16.699 --> 00:52:21.739
So is he coming here to kill you? Possibly. Should

00:52:21.739 --> 00:52:23.519
we set something up to where... That's probably

00:52:23.519 --> 00:52:25.619
his goal. He might be thinking that right now,

00:52:25.739 --> 00:52:28.360
but he might change his mind once he gets here.

00:52:28.460 --> 00:52:32.139
He loves us. Okay, I heard you guys. I hear you

00:52:32.139 --> 00:52:33.840
guys yelling a lot. He doesn't deal with his

00:52:33.840 --> 00:52:36.519
emotions well, so sometimes when he misses someone,

00:52:36.679 --> 00:52:38.559
it might come across as wanting to kill him.

00:52:38.840 --> 00:52:44.409
Okay, so he... He just misses really hard, okay.

00:52:44.590 --> 00:52:47.150
Well, yeah, because Duke Crystal's his dad. So,

00:52:47.150 --> 00:52:50.789
should I... Nah, I'm not his dad. He's his dad.

00:52:50.929 --> 00:52:54.550
I'm kind of a mentor, I think. Just like Hazel's

00:52:54.550 --> 00:52:56.449
my baby. So, you kind of, like, taught him how

00:52:56.449 --> 00:52:58.190
to, you know, taught him how to be kind and fight

00:52:58.190 --> 00:53:00.190
and, you know, be nice to people and learn how

00:53:00.190 --> 00:53:02.269
to be a good person. Oh. Like a good mentor?

00:53:02.409 --> 00:53:04.449
No. Yeah, some of those things, yeah. But without

00:53:04.449 --> 00:53:05.730
you, he is lost. Most of those things. Duke Crystal

00:53:05.730 --> 00:53:10.400
is a hardcore dad. Oh, what's that mean? He taught

00:53:10.400 --> 00:53:12.579
him how to kick ass and be a rough -and -tough

00:53:12.579 --> 00:53:20.360
QB boy Okay, so what should I do with the people

00:53:20.360 --> 00:53:21.900
we just saved is he gonna come here and kill

00:53:21.900 --> 00:53:27.659
them I'm gonna talk to him one -on -one get squared

00:53:27.659 --> 00:53:31.340
away. No worries there. He's gonna be fine. Okay

00:53:31.340 --> 00:53:34.769
If it turns into a fight just stay back Okay,

00:53:34.829 --> 00:53:37.989
so she goes, I'll warn the people that you may

00:53:37.989 --> 00:53:40.230
have an aggressive friend coming that may not

00:53:40.230 --> 00:53:43.170
be aggressive. But, you know, if we need to get

00:53:43.170 --> 00:53:45.090
them somewhere safe, I'll have them prepared.

00:53:45.289 --> 00:53:47.650
So, if that happens. Just tell him to stand back

00:53:47.650 --> 00:53:48.909
and let him go to Duke first. Yeah, just tell

00:53:48.909 --> 00:53:50.429
him there might be a little scuffle with a buddy

00:53:50.429 --> 00:53:52.269
of mine. Or there might not be. We might just

00:53:52.269 --> 00:53:54.309
talk it out. A little scuffle with a buddy of

00:53:54.309 --> 00:53:58.070
mine. Okay. A scurfuffle. A scurfuffle. So, yeah,

00:53:58.130 --> 00:54:01.130
she kind of tells, you hear her kind of telling

00:54:01.130 --> 00:54:05.090
everybody. So our friend Duke, he's got a friend

00:54:05.090 --> 00:54:09.369
who's possibly aggressive. He thinks he can talk

00:54:09.369 --> 00:54:10.690
to him one -on -one, but he's going to come here

00:54:10.690 --> 00:54:13.750
and he might, I guess, kill us all. But, you

00:54:13.750 --> 00:54:16.550
know, nobody panic. Nobody panic. I'm going to

00:54:16.550 --> 00:54:20.420
talk over. No, that's not true. no it's like

00:54:20.420 --> 00:54:22.900
he's just an emotional guy it's like some people

00:54:22.900 --> 00:54:26.340
get scared of him but he's here to talk to me

00:54:26.340 --> 00:54:28.360
i want to talk to him and we'll get it squared

00:54:28.360 --> 00:54:30.900
away you see this like one guy kind of step out

00:54:30.900 --> 00:54:32.960
of the group of people and he's like just a big

00:54:32.960 --> 00:54:36.599
old burly man he goes i understand how emotions

00:54:36.599 --> 00:54:38.940
can affect people i think he'll be just fine

00:54:38.940 --> 00:54:52.340
big guys have big emotions This episode of Dummies

00:54:52.340 --> 00:54:54.699
with Dice features Kelly Lee as Miss Muffin,

00:54:54.760 --> 00:54:57.960
Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal, Ryan Tucker as

00:54:57.960 --> 00:55:00.539
Flea Stick Sock Jelly, and Tristan Hayes as the

00:55:00.539 --> 00:55:03.559
DM. The episode is edited and mixed by Tristan

00:55:03.559 --> 00:55:06.039
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