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Welcome to 00:01:13.939 --> 00:01:16.060 Dummies with Dice, a Dungeons & Dragons actual 00:01:16.060 --> 00:01:18.579 play podcast that follows three not -so -average 00:01:18.579 --> 00:01:20.359 dummies of our world that get caught up in a 00:01:20.359 --> 00:01:22.299 magical storm and are transported to the world 00:01:22.299 --> 00:01:23.799 of Dungeons & Dragons where they must survive 00:01:23.799 --> 00:01:30.120 and try to find a way back home. Hi, I'm Kelly 00:01:30.120 --> 00:01:32.719 Lee. I play Miss Muffin. She's a crazy cat lady 00:01:32.719 --> 00:01:36.219 rogue. Fun fact. Miss Muffin is fully prepared 00:01:36.219 --> 00:01:38.900 to unalive or shmurder herself if she doesn't 00:01:38.900 --> 00:01:41.219 get her hazel catch back. Unalive or shmurder 00:01:41.219 --> 00:01:46.379 herself. I like that. Shmurder. Not shmurder. 00:01:47.700 --> 00:01:50.200 Hey everybody, Ryan Tucker here. I play Splee 00:01:50.200 --> 00:01:53.060 Stick Sock Jelly. I'm the hobo trash... Alright, 00:01:53.099 --> 00:01:55.560 never mind. Hey everyone, Ryan Tucker here. I 00:01:55.560 --> 00:01:58.000 play Splee Stick Sock Jelly. I am the hobo trash 00:01:58.000 --> 00:02:00.859 master cleric of the God Rumpke. I am the MacGyver 00:02:00.859 --> 00:02:03.480 of all things trash and garbage. Fun fact, Police 00:02:03.480 --> 00:02:09.159 Dick is a triplet. Triplet! That's strange. Hey, 00:02:09.780 --> 00:02:12.879 Nate here. My character's Duke Crystal. He's 00:02:12.879 --> 00:02:15.419 the drug -addicted level 6 barbarian of the group. 00:02:15.539 --> 00:02:18.500 Fun fact about Duke, he's had dreams of being 00:02:18.500 --> 00:02:23.280 awakened with sword arms and legs and becoming 00:02:23.280 --> 00:02:31.110 a supervillain. I just picture it like he's working 00:02:31.110 --> 00:02:33.750 out now. He's like the peg leg like pirate peg 00:02:33.750 --> 00:02:48.009 legs with swords Not you stabbing in the mud 00:02:50.780 --> 00:02:52.919 My name is Tristan Hayes, and I am the Dummy 00:02:52.919 --> 00:02:56.000 Master, and my fun fact is that chainsaws were 00:02:56.000 --> 00:02:58.699 invented for childbirth. Yeah, that's disgusting. 00:02:59.400 --> 00:03:01.379 Yeah. I fucked you to say that. For real. They 00:03:01.379 --> 00:03:03.680 really were. They were a fucking word. It wasn't 00:03:03.680 --> 00:03:11.819 like... Yeah, it was. It had to have been smaller, 00:03:12.080 --> 00:03:14.479 like a... A movement of disease -laden bone during 00:03:14.479 --> 00:03:17.039 childbirth. So yeah, they were... They had to 00:03:17.039 --> 00:03:21.569 have been much smaller than like... Wood cutting 00:03:21.569 --> 00:03:24.710 chainsaw. It's a surgical chainsaw. Yeah, they 00:03:24.710 --> 00:03:27.849 were first invented Think about the old school 00:03:27.849 --> 00:03:37.449 original chainsaw They were able to build a chainsaw 00:03:37.449 --> 00:03:39.310 I guess that really what they needed to do it 00:03:39.310 --> 00:03:42.349 for. Yeah, so hey, let's put you she got a bad 00:03:42.349 --> 00:03:50.150 bone give me a chainsaw So What diseased bone 00:03:50.150 --> 00:03:52.289 would there be in a child, bro? I'm sorry. I 00:03:52.289 --> 00:03:53.889 just can't understand what they would cut out 00:03:53.889 --> 00:03:55.810 with a chainsaw. I don't know. It said diseased 00:03:55.810 --> 00:03:58.629 latent bone, whatever that means. I figured it 00:03:58.629 --> 00:04:00.050 was the baby's head was too big, and I was like, 00:04:00.050 --> 00:04:02.750 we've got to make some room. Open it up. Let's 00:04:02.750 --> 00:04:05.370 put you up for a little bit, I guess. Why are 00:04:05.370 --> 00:04:31.199 you back together? So, where we left off, you 00:04:31.199 --> 00:04:34.259 guys had finished off the second wave of enemies 00:04:34.259 --> 00:04:37.379 that had flooded through the undead. And as you 00:04:37.379 --> 00:04:40.319 kind of drop that rock, Duke, onto the skeleton's 00:04:40.319 --> 00:04:43.279 head and it crushes, you see the rest of the 00:04:43.279 --> 00:04:45.740 kind of enemy silhouettes into the fog kind of 00:04:45.740 --> 00:04:47.220 retreating and running back. And you're hearing 00:04:47.220 --> 00:04:49.620 like, whoo, some whooping from the other sides 00:04:49.620 --> 00:04:51.980 of the fortress and stuff where other people 00:04:51.980 --> 00:04:55.339 have fought off. enemies as well. So you guys 00:04:55.339 --> 00:04:58.160 have time to rest and do as you please before 00:04:58.160 --> 00:05:00.540 anything else happens. You have a good couple 00:05:00.540 --> 00:05:03.519 hours. What would you guys like to do? A long 00:05:03.519 --> 00:05:06.139 rest. I'm going to do a short rest. Short rest? 00:05:06.180 --> 00:05:08.259 Not a long rest. If you'd like to all short rest, 00:05:08.339 --> 00:05:11.240 you can. More repairs to the town. More repairs? 00:05:11.339 --> 00:05:15.639 You can do that too. I have been drinking potions. 00:05:16.939 --> 00:05:20.959 Alright, roll me a strength check. All of us? 00:05:21.120 --> 00:05:24.800 No, two. Are you guys short resting? You two? 00:05:24.980 --> 00:05:28.959 I guess, yeah, I did. Okay. Take a nap. Take 00:05:28.959 --> 00:05:32.439 a nap. So you two can spend as many hit die as 00:05:32.439 --> 00:05:34.660 you want to heal. Oh, is that what that is? I 00:05:34.660 --> 00:05:37.259 already have full health. Yeah, you can spend 00:05:37.259 --> 00:05:40.220 1d8 plus 2 to heal. You have full health? Mm 00:05:40.220 --> 00:05:42.379 -hmm. Then you don't need short rest. My bad. 00:05:42.639 --> 00:05:44.620 Unless you want to get... I just took a cat nap. 00:05:44.779 --> 00:05:46.839 Yeah, I'm not going to short rest. I got 23 out 00:05:46.839 --> 00:05:48.600 of 30. Okay, all right. Yeah, you guys don't 00:05:48.600 --> 00:05:50.019 have to short rest then. I'm just going to take 00:05:50.019 --> 00:05:52.040 a potion. So, dude, give me a strength check. 00:05:52.319 --> 00:05:56.680 I got a 13. I can heal myself, basically. Yeah, 00:05:56.800 --> 00:06:05.120 so you can get back 1d4 of that. 4, cool. That's 00:06:05.120 --> 00:06:09.759 it, 22d4. So, as you're kind of doing that, you're 00:06:09.759 --> 00:06:15.319 just winking away on that. Wink. What? That catapult 00:06:15.319 --> 00:06:17.620 should be ready to go. I don't know what I was 00:06:17.620 --> 00:06:19.420 saying. Okay, so yeah, after you get done winking 00:06:19.420 --> 00:06:23.540 the catapult off, You see coming up the stairs 00:06:23.540 --> 00:06:28.399 behind you is Corley and two lesser little soldiers 00:06:28.399 --> 00:06:31.040 with them, little scouts. And they walk up and 00:06:31.040 --> 00:06:33.939 she goes, oh, hey guys, I see you're fixing up 00:06:33.939 --> 00:06:37.660 your catapult. She goes, so, I really hate to 00:06:37.660 --> 00:06:39.959 do this. She goes, but me and my squires here, 00:06:40.100 --> 00:06:41.680 and she kind of looks back to her two people, 00:06:41.759 --> 00:06:43.800 and she goes, but we are going to need to take 00:06:43.800 --> 00:06:46.610 this catapult. No. She goes, the other side, 00:06:46.670 --> 00:06:49.829 we just got information that says on the far 00:06:49.829 --> 00:06:52.050 side, there's going to be a heavier attack, but 00:06:52.050 --> 00:06:54.490 we still need you guys to hold this zone, but 00:06:54.490 --> 00:06:56.209 we're going to need more weapons on that side. 00:06:56.350 --> 00:06:58.870 So she's like, so can we take this? We're just 00:06:58.870 --> 00:07:00.829 going to start taking this part and moving it 00:07:00.829 --> 00:07:04.410 over there. No. Pay for my labor. Pay for your 00:07:04.410 --> 00:07:07.110 labor? Yeah, I've repaired it twice now. For 00:07:07.110 --> 00:07:10.290 my use. And now you're going to take it. Give 00:07:10.290 --> 00:07:13.269 me persuasion check. Or intimidation. I'm sure 00:07:13.269 --> 00:07:15.379 it's intimidation. Yeah, that would be better. 00:07:15.560 --> 00:07:20.600 Yeah. All right. 19 plus 4. Yeah, that'll do 00:07:20.600 --> 00:07:23.600 it. She goes, just, okay, yeah, listen, after 00:07:23.600 --> 00:07:25.439 this is done, we'll give you some gear or whatever 00:07:25.439 --> 00:07:27.839 the fuck you want. We'll give you some stuff. 00:07:27.879 --> 00:07:29.199 We'll give you some stuff, and you guys can go. 00:07:29.259 --> 00:07:31.339 But can we please just take this catapult? I 00:07:31.339 --> 00:07:34.279 guess. Okay, so as you say that, you see the 00:07:34.279 --> 00:07:35.959 two scouts kind of, like, nod, and they just 00:07:35.959 --> 00:07:38.519 come running up, and they're, like, cranking 00:07:38.519 --> 00:07:40.199 some stuff and, like, beating on some hammers 00:07:40.199 --> 00:07:43.860 and sawing. Beating on hammers, yeah. Duke, since 00:07:43.860 --> 00:07:46.019 you have been working on this catapult, give 00:07:46.019 --> 00:07:51.860 me an insight check. That's not good. Four. Four? 00:07:51.959 --> 00:07:53.560 Okay, you don't notice anything. So yeah, they 00:07:53.560 --> 00:07:56.649 start... uh dismantling this uh catapult and 00:07:56.649 --> 00:07:58.470 they're like pulling it apart and then they see 00:07:58.470 --> 00:08:00.269 like all of them start packing up the stuff and 00:08:00.269 --> 00:08:02.509 she goes all right thanks for business we're 00:08:02.509 --> 00:08:04.550 gonna get back to defending the other side of 00:08:04.550 --> 00:08:06.709 this place you know we're gonna just go help 00:08:06.709 --> 00:08:09.029 do some and then she like takes off running down 00:08:09.029 --> 00:08:10.649 the stairs with all these pieces with her people 00:08:10.649 --> 00:08:13.350 did they grab ammo um yeah sure they took they 00:08:13.350 --> 00:08:14.810 have cattle they have this they have had it they 00:08:14.810 --> 00:08:18.529 have ammo but yes they uh they fade off they 00:08:18.529 --> 00:08:22.209 seem scared it's probably gonna i don't know 00:08:22.209 --> 00:08:26.139 they either Spies who stole our equipment so 00:08:26.139 --> 00:08:28.620 that we're weakened or and then I'm gonna hunt 00:08:28.620 --> 00:08:32.480 them down. I'm gonna probably castrate them and 00:08:32.480 --> 00:08:37.419 then uh Or it's gonna completely explode into 00:08:37.419 --> 00:08:40.360 pieces whenever they get to set them up. You 00:08:40.360 --> 00:08:43.440 said something about them being sus. They were 00:08:43.440 --> 00:08:49.539 sus. 17, 9 plus 8. 17, 9 plus 8? Okay, so yeah 00:08:49.539 --> 00:08:51.740 when when they kind of are packing this stuff 00:08:51.740 --> 00:08:53.320 up they're starting to walk towards the stairs 00:08:53.320 --> 00:08:56.799 you see corley the half the one that's been leading 00:08:56.799 --> 00:08:58.419 you guys around here and taking you guys around 00:08:58.419 --> 00:09:01.419 she kind of uh looks over to the scout she goes 00:09:01.419 --> 00:09:03.639 these dumbasses and like you see like her skin 00:09:03.639 --> 00:09:05.740 on her start to like shift and move a little 00:09:05.740 --> 00:09:08.100 bit like weird and they start to go down the 00:09:08.100 --> 00:09:12.340 stairs all right give me the layout of position 00:09:12.340 --> 00:09:15.419 right now Okay, so you are in front of the catapult. 00:09:15.500 --> 00:09:17.879 Are they in line sight? They are starting to 00:09:17.879 --> 00:09:19.820 head downstairs. So I'll say you have line of 00:09:19.820 --> 00:09:22.399 sight on one of the scouts, but not Corlea. She's 00:09:22.399 --> 00:09:25.919 kind of running down the stairs. Okay, all right. 00:09:26.000 --> 00:09:31.960 I need no positioning here. You are about 10 00:09:31.960 --> 00:09:35.940 feet, 15 feet from them. From the top of the 00:09:35.940 --> 00:09:37.659 stairs, essentially? Yes, from the top of the 00:09:37.659 --> 00:09:40.039 stairs. And there's one scout still kind of running. 00:09:40.539 --> 00:09:43.279 Are they all on the stairs at the moment? Corley 00:09:43.279 --> 00:09:45.559 and the other Scout are and the other one the 00:09:45.559 --> 00:09:47.820 third the second one second Scout is at the top 00:09:47.820 --> 00:09:49.139 of the stairs so the ones with the equipment 00:09:49.139 --> 00:09:51.200 essentially yes they are running down the stairs 00:09:51.200 --> 00:09:52.919 you want me to take care of this in one shot 00:09:52.919 --> 00:09:56.059 yes okay I'm gonna move over the top of the stairs 00:09:56.059 --> 00:09:58.879 okay and I'm going to lightning bolt them with 00:09:58.879 --> 00:10:02.039 my ring okay and I'm gonna try to line it up 00:10:02.039 --> 00:10:04.279 where I hit both yeah it's a collateral it's 00:10:04.279 --> 00:10:06.259 a 10 foot wide stair you're gonna hit them yeah 00:10:06.259 --> 00:10:08.679 it's gonna hit all three okay there's a man at 00:10:08.679 --> 00:10:11.039 the top and then the two running down so come 00:10:11.039 --> 00:10:14.179 on What is it, a dex save, actually? It is a 00:10:14.179 --> 00:10:19.740 dex save, yeah. Okay, so roll for Corley. That's 00:10:19.740 --> 00:10:27.080 a 5 plus 4. No save. No save on Corley. Let's 00:10:27.080 --> 00:10:32.340 do the scouts here. Nat 20 for the scout, for 00:10:32.340 --> 00:10:37.159 one scout. And a 10 plus 2 for the second. Two 00:10:37.159 --> 00:10:39.379 fails and a save. Two fails and a save, but I'm 00:10:39.379 --> 00:10:41.100 going to say with the nat 20, the save is not 00:10:41.100 --> 00:10:43.639 going to take half damage because I'm sure that's 00:10:43.639 --> 00:10:46.000 what the lightning bolt does. Yes, it does. Okay, 00:10:46.080 --> 00:10:48.120 so the other two will take full damage, but one 00:10:48.120 --> 00:10:50.600 will take no damage. Okay. Well, you can smoke 00:10:50.600 --> 00:10:52.360 one. I was about to say, I'm going to attack 00:10:52.360 --> 00:10:58.320 that one with sinker. 8d6. Here we go. 5, 6. 00:11:00.970 --> 00:11:06.490 3, so there's 14, 6, there's 20, 3, 23, that's 00:11:06.490 --> 00:11:13.549 the 5th roll, 2, so 25, 31, 6, what is it, 1 00:11:13.549 --> 00:11:16.029 more roll? 8, is that what you said? Yeah, I 00:11:16.029 --> 00:11:20.830 think it's 1 more roll. And then 1. What was 00:11:20.830 --> 00:11:24.929 that? So, what was it, 32 and then 1? Yeah. So 00:11:24.929 --> 00:11:29.370 yeah, 33. Alright, so. Easy damage. Lots of damage. 00:11:31.849 --> 00:11:35.129 yeah so the lightning bolt blasts the lightning 00:11:35.129 --> 00:11:38.149 bolt blasts through there and the second scout 00:11:38.149 --> 00:11:40.750 on the stairs he turns into a skeleton immediately 00:11:40.750 --> 00:11:43.009 like the flesh is just blasted off like he would 00:11:43.009 --> 00:11:46.669 say he had like he had very little hell he was 00:11:46.669 --> 00:11:49.710 not tough he was not tough you made better yeah 00:11:49.710 --> 00:11:52.029 so then there's the one standing in front of 00:11:52.029 --> 00:11:55.210 you still who averted it with his nat 20 and 00:11:55.210 --> 00:11:57.649 then the doppel the corley the one at the bottom 00:11:57.649 --> 00:11:59.610 of the stairs you see or get hit with this lightning 00:11:59.610 --> 00:12:02.179 and it like blows chunks of flesh off and all 00:12:02.179 --> 00:12:04.360 kinds of pieces and she falls to her knees and 00:12:04.360 --> 00:12:07.220 you see the form of cornley just fade away into 00:12:07.220 --> 00:12:11.299 this like nasty ugly tall alien looking creature 00:12:11.299 --> 00:12:15.440 and it's a doppelganger so uh yeah it's a cooked 00:12:15.440 --> 00:12:18.460 one now it's a very cooked doppelganger that 00:12:18.460 --> 00:12:21.519 one's like these but yeah the one that got the 00:12:21.519 --> 00:12:23.960 same as you can assume uh yes nate you were on 00:12:23.960 --> 00:12:25.879 the money spies that were coming in to sabotage 00:12:25.879 --> 00:12:29.090 your equipment and take away your things so Roll 00:12:29.090 --> 00:12:31.590 initiative. See, the moment I realized I wasn't 00:12:31.590 --> 00:12:34.129 getting payment, things had to be taken care 00:12:34.129 --> 00:12:42.129 of. Yeah, we'll get you later. 22. Don't kill 00:12:42.129 --> 00:12:45.529 that one that's up front. The one that's cooked. 00:12:45.669 --> 00:12:47.389 No, the one that seemed like more of the leader. 00:12:47.669 --> 00:12:52.210 The other two are still normal little... Soldiers 00:12:52.210 --> 00:12:54.129 gonna kill that one slow. That was the pain. 00:12:54.230 --> 00:12:56.870 You can't just take my disassembled it to that 00:12:56.870 --> 00:13:02.470 means I have to disembowel them at least Okay 00:13:02.470 --> 00:13:18.009 All right, what's initiatives everybody I'm sorry 00:13:18.009 --> 00:13:25.080 three 22 Okay, very good. I got an 18 plus 4. 00:13:27.019 --> 00:13:32.580 11. 11. I don't want to go first. You do want 00:13:32.580 --> 00:13:34.960 to go first. You're an assassin. Rogue. That 00:13:34.960 --> 00:13:37.539 means you get extra advantage and extra hits 00:13:37.539 --> 00:13:39.379 and all that stuff. What's it look like before 00:13:39.379 --> 00:13:42.919 I go? What's what look like? There's a dude that's 00:13:42.919 --> 00:13:45.679 got all the meat blown off of him. There's one 00:13:45.679 --> 00:13:49.500 guy behind him that... is perfectly fine, and 00:13:49.500 --> 00:13:51.600 then a chick on her knees at the bottom that, 00:13:51.679 --> 00:13:55.200 well, was a chick. One scout, yeah, the doppelganger 00:13:55.200 --> 00:13:56.820 one is up the knees at the bottom. So it seems 00:13:56.820 --> 00:13:58.919 like there's only one real good target, and that's 00:13:58.919 --> 00:14:01.480 the dude that's made the save completely with 00:14:01.480 --> 00:14:04.279 the nat 20 on the lightning attack. And he's 00:14:04.279 --> 00:14:08.559 how far from you? He's dead. No, not him. What, 00:14:08.679 --> 00:14:11.139 the scout? No, nat 20. Oh, nat 20, no, he's fine. 00:14:11.159 --> 00:14:12.600 He's standing right in front of Duke Crystal, 00:14:12.740 --> 00:14:16.149 so he is about 15 feet from you. So I can dash 00:14:16.149 --> 00:14:19.409 up and jab him right in the neck. And dash away. 00:14:19.429 --> 00:14:21.070 Yeah, you can run up and dab him in the neck 00:14:21.070 --> 00:14:22.590 if you'd like to do that. That's what I'd like 00:14:22.590 --> 00:14:25.710 to do. Okay. Give me your jab him in the neck 00:14:25.710 --> 00:14:27.909 roll. I'm going to use my plus one dagger. And 00:14:27.909 --> 00:14:30.289 you get advantage, so... Yeah, you can roll with 00:14:30.289 --> 00:14:35.929 advantage. 16 plus 8 to hit. With advantage? 00:14:36.429 --> 00:14:38.450 Yeah, that was with advantage. That definitely 00:14:38.450 --> 00:14:43.980 will hit. And then it is a 1d4 plus 5. so four 00:14:43.980 --> 00:14:46.820 plus five nine damage plus sneak attack damage 00:14:46.820 --> 00:14:48.960 because you're struck with the damage oh yeah 00:14:48.960 --> 00:14:51.700 which is what i have to one two d six i think 00:14:51.700 --> 00:14:53.600 now for you or three maybe i don't know because 00:14:53.600 --> 00:14:55.679 you're level six i know it's experiencing i can't 00:14:55.679 --> 00:14:57.779 remember you have to scroll down it's three now 00:14:57.779 --> 00:15:04.620 yeah three d six it's that road five ten eleven 00:15:04.620 --> 00:15:09.860 eleven okay so yeah the the series of moments 00:15:09.860 --> 00:15:12.220 like That's all that kind of happens. This person, 00:15:12.259 --> 00:15:13.919 you know, does their thing and then you see Duke 00:15:13.919 --> 00:15:16.100 run over the stairs and just blast lightning, 00:15:16.340 --> 00:15:18.960 fry and blow flesh apart. And then before like 00:15:18.960 --> 00:15:21.120 anything can even happen, the doppelganger drops 00:15:21.120 --> 00:15:23.320 to her knees and then Miss Muffin comes out of 00:15:23.320 --> 00:15:25.679 the shadows like a ninja just sticks his dude 00:15:25.679 --> 00:15:27.279 in the throat and he just falls over again and 00:15:27.279 --> 00:15:30.940 bleeds out. And then the doppelganger is left 00:15:30.940 --> 00:15:34.259 at the bottom of the stairs. Anything else you'd 00:15:34.259 --> 00:15:35.440 like to do with your turn? Because that was just 00:15:35.440 --> 00:15:37.360 your action. So you still got bonus action if 00:15:37.360 --> 00:15:43.370 you'd like to do anything else. Well, she's not 00:15:43.370 --> 00:15:45.590 close enough to do anything with it, so I'm just 00:15:45.590 --> 00:15:47.950 gonna disengage, yeah. So you just wanna move 00:15:47.950 --> 00:15:49.549 away or rest your movement or just stay where 00:15:49.549 --> 00:15:51.129 you are? That doppelganger's not on you yet. 00:15:51.570 --> 00:15:53.450 Okay, just stay where I am. Okay, all right. 00:15:53.529 --> 00:15:58.509 Next up, doppelganger. God, she's so rude. So, 00:15:58.690 --> 00:16:00.970 okay, this is what I was hoping to do. Okay, 00:16:01.049 --> 00:16:04.110 so... I'm trying to run, bitch. Duke Crystal 00:16:04.110 --> 00:16:07.730 and Miss Muffin, make me a wisdom -saving throw. 00:16:08.750 --> 00:16:17.340 DC 12. 17, okay 19 19, okay you guys safe As 00:16:17.340 --> 00:16:24.539 you see as they see like the Her like that figure 00:16:24.539 --> 00:16:27.139 fade away in this nasty alien creature look shake 00:16:27.139 --> 00:16:29.460 turns around her eyes like open wide and turn 00:16:29.460 --> 00:16:33.480 this like dark nasty creepy Spacey galaxy look 00:16:33.480 --> 00:16:36.100 as she tries to hit you with an unsettling visage 00:16:36.100 --> 00:16:40.340 and fails That would have been awesome. Seed 00:16:40.340 --> 00:16:43.519 warps. Do crystal. It's your turn. Anything else 00:16:43.519 --> 00:16:45.799 you'd like to do? Seed warps and my drug hallucinations. 00:16:46.519 --> 00:16:51.399 Not me. How close am I to her? You are about 00:16:51.399 --> 00:16:54.960 10 feet. 10 feet? Well, I will approach and then 00:16:54.960 --> 00:17:00.360 grapple. Grapple? Ooh. Grapple. Give me a strength 00:17:00.360 --> 00:17:02.919 check. Roll around with it, eh? She's very weakened 00:17:02.919 --> 00:17:05.579 right now, and I know you are very strong, so. 00:17:05.839 --> 00:17:12.420 Very good. It works out. Your pluses. First roll, 00:17:12.519 --> 00:17:14.920 23. Yeah, your pluses. Yeah, we'll just stick 00:17:14.920 --> 00:17:17.000 with 23. The modifier is going to beat what I 00:17:17.000 --> 00:17:20.099 got, so you're fine. Yeah, you've got a grapple. 00:17:20.140 --> 00:17:22.839 What else would you like to do? Pull out the 00:17:22.839 --> 00:17:28.799 trench knife. Okay. And disembowel. Okay, give 00:17:28.799 --> 00:17:32.200 me a... Complete sepuku. From tongue to taint? 00:17:32.519 --> 00:17:35.440 No, from like... I was thinking from like... 00:17:35.630 --> 00:17:38.230 Hip to hip, just like. Oh, okay. I'll give you 00:17:38.230 --> 00:17:40.710 the rainbow bowie knife. Yeah, just all, like, 00:17:40.829 --> 00:17:44.230 almost fall apart, like, split them. Give me 00:17:44.230 --> 00:17:53.029 attack roll. With advantage. 20. 20? Oh, yeah. 00:17:53.690 --> 00:17:58.990 Yeah, that'll hit. All right. 1d4 plus 5. That's 00:17:58.990 --> 00:18:02.509 probably going to finish the job. 4 plus 5. 4 00:18:02.509 --> 00:18:06.599 plus 5 damage? Yes. Sorry, that was a two. Four 00:18:06.599 --> 00:18:10.619 plus two? Seven damage. All right, so doesn't 00:18:10.619 --> 00:18:13.880 quite finish the job off, but... Had to twist. 00:18:14.980 --> 00:18:17.480 Yeah, you kind of stick her and went to go to 00:18:17.480 --> 00:18:19.539 pull and she kind of jerks away and the blade 00:18:19.539 --> 00:18:21.140 kind of slides out a little bit so it doesn't 00:18:21.140 --> 00:18:22.759 fully disembowel. She's got like half an intestine 00:18:22.759 --> 00:18:25.180 hanging. Well, I have a second attack. Oh. Good 00:18:25.180 --> 00:18:30.079 So how's the position and she fall back down 00:18:30.079 --> 00:18:32.259 or something? Uh, no, yes, you still have a grapple 00:18:32.259 --> 00:18:35.440 She can't get away from the grapple until she 00:18:35.440 --> 00:18:37.619 just pulled your knife out a little bit. That's 00:18:37.619 --> 00:18:41.920 it. Yeah Stick it one more up under the ribs 00:18:41.920 --> 00:18:53.640 DP We got a 8 plus 8 16 on the attack That one 00:18:53.640 --> 00:18:57.480 is 4 plus 5. So 9 damage. Up under the ribs. 00:18:58.779 --> 00:19:01.700 Pissed her heart. 9 damage up under the ribs. 00:19:01.859 --> 00:19:06.140 I was thinking about solar plexus. Okay, so you 00:19:06.140 --> 00:19:08.640 stick her up under the ribs and you can tell 00:19:08.640 --> 00:19:12.599 that initiative's over. She's got very low health 00:19:12.599 --> 00:19:14.720 so you can stick her up in the ribs and you can 00:19:14.720 --> 00:19:16.700 tell she's got a couple moments of life left 00:19:16.700 --> 00:19:19.759 as she's starting to die. And you've got this 00:19:19.759 --> 00:19:21.539 blade up in her and she's just looking you in 00:19:21.539 --> 00:19:25.500 the face. and she goes you think you guys are 00:19:25.500 --> 00:19:28.559 strong because you got the scroll because we're 00:19:28.559 --> 00:19:30.920 coming for it because you need all those scrolls 00:19:30.920 --> 00:19:32.839 don't you and she's like looking at all of you 00:19:32.839 --> 00:19:34.299 as the blood's just kind of like pouring out 00:19:34.299 --> 00:19:37.460 onto her head she takes the headband you see 00:19:37.460 --> 00:19:40.339 her head just kind of like crank back up and 00:19:40.339 --> 00:19:44.269 uh she goes you think i'm strong Oh, God. Just 00:19:44.269 --> 00:19:49.269 wait. She goes, the warlord's coming. She goes, 00:19:49.329 --> 00:19:51.609 the warlord's coming, and his beast is more stronger 00:19:51.609 --> 00:19:54.690 than anything you could ever imagine. I'm sure 00:19:54.690 --> 00:19:58.730 you're finishing her off. I couldn't really grapple 00:19:58.730 --> 00:20:06.640 and use my dagger. I have a sword arm. We'll 00:20:06.640 --> 00:20:08.859 just say the grapple was sticking the sword in 00:20:08.859 --> 00:20:10.799 her shoulder or something. Yeah, that works. 00:20:11.680 --> 00:20:15.240 She kind of bleeds out and just falls down the 00:20:15.240 --> 00:20:19.519 stairs, rolls down the rest of the way. Guts 00:20:19.519 --> 00:20:45.700 flop out as he rolls. How much time do we have? 00:20:46.400 --> 00:20:57.140 You can see at the far north end of the keep 00:20:57.140 --> 00:21:01.839 a huge explosion just hits the wall and blows 00:21:01.839 --> 00:21:03.819 things to pieces. You're seeing all kinds of 00:21:03.819 --> 00:21:16.159 stuff explode and fly all over the place. But 00:21:16.159 --> 00:21:19.920 yeah, you see this huge explosion and Coming 00:21:19.920 --> 00:21:22.200 out of like the flames and the fire of the explosion. 00:21:22.339 --> 00:21:25.579 You see a giant dragon with this huge man on 00:21:25.579 --> 00:21:29.200 top of it with this spiky Helmet on top of his 00:21:29.200 --> 00:21:31.339 head and it almost looks like he's got he's made 00:21:31.339 --> 00:21:33.700 of mist and shadow. He's just flowing around 00:21:33.700 --> 00:21:40.059 And you see this dragon flows up and it's got 00:21:40.059 --> 00:21:42.640 like red scales and flesh dripping off of it 00:21:42.640 --> 00:21:44.660 and bones showing everywhere and it's a giant 00:21:44.660 --> 00:21:47.779 undead red track so we need to roll initiative 00:21:47.779 --> 00:21:51.059 one more time these are about to get intense 00:21:51.059 --> 00:22:04.619 21 21 19 21 19 19 okay let's roll for the dragon 00:22:04.619 --> 00:22:12.859 dragon 16. And the warlord wraith. 15 plus 3. 00:22:13.160 --> 00:22:16.160 18. All right, Duke Crystal, you're up first. 00:22:16.900 --> 00:22:20.940 Very nice. Z -Dragon, floating ahead, the north 00:22:20.940 --> 00:22:23.660 end of the castle. I want to go about this. He 00:22:23.660 --> 00:22:27.240 is about 80 feet from you, from the north end 00:22:27.240 --> 00:22:29.619 of the castle. He's like flying on the inner 00:22:29.619 --> 00:22:31.680 wall edge, like right in front of the building. 00:22:31.940 --> 00:22:34.460 Flying? Yes. Is he at land yet? No, he is not 00:22:34.460 --> 00:22:43.720 at land yet. Oh. He is just... I will use my 00:22:43.720 --> 00:22:47.299 longbow to attempt to shoot. The old foot? Yes, 00:22:47.299 --> 00:22:50.259 the old two -foot, the catapult style, or the 00:22:50.259 --> 00:22:53.240 ballista style on the ground. I'm going to go 00:22:53.240 --> 00:22:56.640 for the rider, actually. All right, so you're 00:22:56.640 --> 00:22:59.539 going to hit the rider. All right, let's see 00:22:59.539 --> 00:23:04.819 what we got here. That is a 19. 19, that's what 00:23:04.819 --> 00:23:17.740 it is. He's like you fired it's like full intent 00:23:17.740 --> 00:23:20.380 like he's pulling the bow back of his feet and 00:23:20.380 --> 00:23:26.200 watches it lost a lot of energy Hits him and 00:23:26.200 --> 00:23:27.619 then it does like a little bit of damage. He's 00:23:27.619 --> 00:23:34.539 like fill that hole All right What do I even 00:23:34.539 --> 00:23:37.059 do? Well, he might be landing soon. We got his 00:23:37.059 --> 00:23:39.880 attention, I feel. Yes, you need to get his attention. 00:23:40.000 --> 00:23:44.880 Shoot him with an arrow. So I can ready up my 00:23:44.880 --> 00:23:48.740 dagger to slice and dice at any moment when he 00:23:48.740 --> 00:23:50.759 lands, if close enough, and that's it? Like, 00:23:50.759 --> 00:23:52.460 you want to take the ready action? Yeah. To, 00:23:52.480 --> 00:23:54.319 like, prepare for him to land? Yeah. Yes, you 00:23:54.319 --> 00:23:56.759 can do that. If he lands, so like you're saying, 00:23:56.799 --> 00:23:58.500 if he lands, like, on the walkway close enough 00:23:58.500 --> 00:24:00.420 for you to hit him? Yeah, I'm going to slice 00:24:00.420 --> 00:24:02.890 and dice him. Okay, yeah, you can hold your turn 00:24:02.890 --> 00:24:10.269 for that. Okay. Roll key. It is the wraith's 00:24:10.269 --> 00:24:13.869 turn. The warlord. See what his attacks are real 00:24:13.869 --> 00:24:16.349 quick. Do we know what challenge rating he is? 00:24:16.869 --> 00:24:20.410 What? That warlord douche -a -roo. Warlord? He 00:24:20.410 --> 00:24:22.769 has a challenge rating of 5. What about the dragon? 00:24:23.089 --> 00:24:26.690 Uh, he's on B. They're both pretty high. He's 00:24:26.690 --> 00:24:30.789 curious about his abilities. Uh, yeah. They will 00:24:30.789 --> 00:24:40.130 not be spontaneously killed Okay, so He does 00:24:40.130 --> 00:24:43.329 this attack where he would usually spawn something 00:24:43.329 --> 00:24:46.569 but I'm not going to spawn it So he uses a corpse 00:24:46.569 --> 00:24:48.710 nearby you and he's like raising his hand up 00:24:48.710 --> 00:24:51.589 and you see this corpse started just Start to 00:24:51.589 --> 00:24:55.769 pop any bubble. I need to Uh, do crystal to make 00:24:55.769 --> 00:24:57.250 me a dex save, because you were the one next 00:24:57.250 --> 00:24:59.930 to the dead body. He's got the T -Virus! As it 00:24:59.930 --> 00:25:01.930 is about to pop and burst with boiling blood. 00:25:02.210 --> 00:25:06.190 Uh, 16 plus 2, 18. 18? Oh yeah, you definitely 00:25:06.190 --> 00:25:08.490 dex save out of the way, and you, as this body, 00:25:08.589 --> 00:25:10.849 this corpse just kind of, you know, pops, and 00:25:10.849 --> 00:25:13.529 you see boiling blood kind of hit the walls and 00:25:13.529 --> 00:25:15.369 just like steaming. He's got corpse bombs! Uh, 00:25:15.369 --> 00:25:21.890 yeah. So. Dang. Next up is the dragon. When you 00:25:21.890 --> 00:25:25.289 kill something, get away from it. Alright, dragon's 00:25:25.289 --> 00:25:30.890 turn. Let's see what he's got going here. He 00:25:30.890 --> 00:25:39.089 can fly 60 feet. He is going to fly 60 feet, 00:25:39.210 --> 00:25:41.630 which is not all the way to you guys quite there 00:25:41.630 --> 00:25:45.069 yet, but he's going to be close. This dude on 00:25:45.069 --> 00:25:49.380 his back? Yes. Okay. He has not landed yet. Okay. 00:25:49.420 --> 00:25:52.859 Because he's going to do a fire breath. No. No. 00:25:52.940 --> 00:25:56.799 I need Miss Muffin. Actually, you might get lucky, 00:25:56.900 --> 00:26:02.059 Duke. Miss Muffin only to make me a dexterity 00:26:02.059 --> 00:26:04.839 saving throw. As you see him floating in front 00:26:04.839 --> 00:26:07.420 of you and his chest boils up and starts turning 00:26:07.420 --> 00:26:11.039 bright red. The flames are coming. 21. Okay, 00:26:11.059 --> 00:26:14.500 yeah, you saved. On a half, you take his... Damage 00:26:14.500 --> 00:26:17.980 as much damage on my success take half damage 00:26:17.980 --> 00:26:25.859 on this fails success I can't say After you are 00:26:25.859 --> 00:26:28.079 you gonna take this damage? What do you mean? 00:26:28.099 --> 00:26:29.700 Is there anything I like to like roll out of 00:26:29.700 --> 00:26:31.940 the way? Yeah, of course. No, you've just got 00:26:31.940 --> 00:26:35.599 abilities. I don't want you to learn There's 00:26:35.599 --> 00:26:41.430 something in there you could possibly I'll give 00:26:41.430 --> 00:26:47.750 you 10 seconds to fight it. I have a hide action, 00:26:47.869 --> 00:26:50.990 a disengage, a dash, an action, a combat, uncanny 00:26:50.990 --> 00:26:54.910 dodge. I forgot about my uncanny dodge. So when 00:26:54.910 --> 00:26:57.630 an attacker that you see hits you with an attack, 00:26:57.869 --> 00:27:00.849 you can use your action to halve the attack's 00:27:00.849 --> 00:27:11.660 damage against you. See, like, I didn't even 00:27:11.660 --> 00:27:13.660 think to use Uncanny Dodge because I made a good 00:27:13.660 --> 00:27:17.119 roll anyway for my dexterity. Yeah, but it's 00:27:17.119 --> 00:27:27.940 going to take half, so that is 6, 6, 4, 4, 2, 00:27:28.259 --> 00:27:35.779 5, 4. Oh, 31 damage. Half of that? Half of that, 00:27:35.839 --> 00:27:39.619 yes. Fifteen and a half. You got to round up 00:27:39.619 --> 00:27:45.019 or down. Do fifteen. How about now? It was round. 00:27:45.220 --> 00:27:48.119 It was either fifteen or sixteen would be above. 00:27:48.559 --> 00:27:50.500 Fifteen would be slightly below because you can't 00:27:50.500 --> 00:27:56.299 do half. Fine. So I take that much fire damage. 00:27:56.400 --> 00:27:59.660 As the flames come rushing at you. Now I match 00:27:59.660 --> 00:28:00.740 my time. You probably didn't get hit with the 00:28:00.740 --> 00:28:02.599 fire. That was probably just the sheer heat. 00:28:02.720 --> 00:28:07.549 Yeah. Being close to when you dodge. Alright, 00:28:07.549 --> 00:28:10.410 Fleece Thick Sock Jelly, it is your turn. Alright. 00:28:11.789 --> 00:28:14.569 From where you were standing, the dragon is about 00:28:14.569 --> 00:28:17.710 40 feet from you. Because you still never even 00:28:17.710 --> 00:28:20.049 got to move up into the combat, and it wouldn't 00:28:20.049 --> 00:28:22.430 happen, because it's nothing killed it so fast. 00:28:24.630 --> 00:28:27.289 Let's just shoot a Sacred Flame. Sacred Flame 00:28:27.289 --> 00:28:30.789 at dragon? Yeah, I just want to aggro him real 00:28:30.789 --> 00:28:36.029 quick. Okay. Dex save? Yep. Oh, wow. Two. Oh, 00:28:36.029 --> 00:28:44.150 okay. 16, so... Alright, so... 2d8. 8 plus... 00:28:44.150 --> 00:28:57.210 7. So, 15. Yeah, 8 plus 7. And then... I'm definitely 00:28:57.210 --> 00:29:04.500 summoning my spiritual weapon. Yeah. I'll get 00:29:04.500 --> 00:29:07.140 it right up in the space. Why not? Why not? Just 00:29:07.140 --> 00:29:11.319 like, I want to spawn it like right behind him 00:29:11.319 --> 00:29:13.799 and just ping right in the ring. You can spawn 00:29:13.799 --> 00:29:15.799 it up there next to him, yeah, and make it attack. 00:29:16.059 --> 00:29:17.839 Yeah, let's do that. I don't really think it 00:29:17.839 --> 00:29:20.960 has to hold balance or anything. Yeah. Give me 00:29:20.960 --> 00:29:23.099 attack roll. You can attack with that when you 00:29:23.099 --> 00:29:24.839 spawn it. Right behind the rider, he's like, 00:29:24.900 --> 00:29:31.440 what the? 18. 10 plus 8. Plus it's not a physical 00:29:31.440 --> 00:29:34.680 weapon, so it will hit him. Physical weapon hit 00:29:34.680 --> 00:29:37.099 him. Well, it's just not as bad. Seven damage. 00:29:38.039 --> 00:29:41.759 Seven damage. Yep. Seven. It was a dragon, correct? 00:29:42.539 --> 00:29:44.859 Oh, shit. Or was that to the rider? It was to 00:29:44.859 --> 00:29:47.660 the rider. Right in the back of the noggin. Alright. 00:29:47.940 --> 00:29:53.519 Yeah. Alright. Duke Crystal, back to you. Do 00:29:53.519 --> 00:29:58.220 I still have to land it? No. Douche. Grappling. 00:29:59.579 --> 00:30:02.240 Yeah, he's flying. That's why I asked if he landed. 00:30:02.599 --> 00:30:04.500 Grapple a dragon. Can I turn my spiritual weapon 00:30:04.500 --> 00:30:07.380 into some springs and launch a nuke? Ding! I 00:30:07.380 --> 00:30:17.880 could turn into a jetpack and fly you up. Let's 00:30:17.880 --> 00:30:22.079 see. I guess the bow again. Bow again. This time 00:30:22.079 --> 00:30:24.180 I'm going for the dragon. Is that the name of 00:30:24.180 --> 00:30:26.480 the weapon? No, that's just the long bow. The 00:30:26.480 --> 00:30:44.690 bow again. The bow again. That one is a 20 14 00:30:44.690 --> 00:30:54.299 plus 6 all right 7 plus 3 10 damage Decent. I 00:30:54.299 --> 00:30:57.119 was aiming for his glowing sack spot. Yeah, he 00:30:57.119 --> 00:31:00.019 hits it right in that glowing sack. Pop that 00:31:00.019 --> 00:31:05.039 fucker. Catch him on fire. All you shot is third 00:31:05.039 --> 00:31:08.440 sack. Yeah, the glowing part. Hit that bag. Like 00:31:08.440 --> 00:31:12.119 an arrow. Split him up, make him burn himself. 00:31:12.359 --> 00:31:14.720 Alright, so the wraith, it's his turn. You see 00:31:14.720 --> 00:31:17.759 him, the arrow, and hit the dragon again and 00:31:17.759 --> 00:31:20.690 then... Your shield hit him in the back of the 00:31:20.690 --> 00:31:22.990 head, your spiritual weapon. He's like, Enough! 00:31:23.410 --> 00:31:26.289 And he jumps off his dragon, hits the ground, 00:31:26.390 --> 00:31:29.750 and lands right there onto the ground about 15 00:31:29.750 --> 00:31:32.809 feet in front of Miss Muffin. He's upset. And 00:31:32.809 --> 00:31:35.589 he is going to move the rest of his movement 00:31:35.589 --> 00:31:40.049 speed towards Miss Muffin. He's going to do something 00:31:40.049 --> 00:31:43.349 very nasty to you. I already had a ready up slice 00:31:43.349 --> 00:31:45.750 and dice for him. Okay, I'll give you your attack 00:31:45.750 --> 00:31:51.610 roll because you did have a ready attack. Do 00:31:51.610 --> 00:31:55.509 I roll with advantage? No. No. Okay, well, 5 00:31:55.509 --> 00:32:02.750 plus 8. 13. 13? Yes, actually. Right on his AC. 00:32:02.990 --> 00:32:05.490 He's weak. He's just missed. Yeah, he don't have 00:32:05.490 --> 00:32:10.829 armor. 8 damage. 8 damage? Heck yeah. Okay. Yeah, 00:32:10.950 --> 00:32:12.950 you get that quick attack, and that was your 00:32:12.950 --> 00:32:16.029 last one. mainly attack roll as he lands in front 00:32:16.029 --> 00:32:17.730 of you and his hand just comes out and you feel 00:32:17.730 --> 00:32:20.170 like his cold just like nasty necrotic touch 00:32:20.170 --> 00:32:22.670 around your throat as he reaches out and you 00:32:22.670 --> 00:32:26.269 got so lucky three plus six i'm not hit because 00:32:26.269 --> 00:32:30.089 i damaged the mother breaker okay that's not 00:32:30.089 --> 00:32:36.410 good dragon's turn let me see if his uh um fire 00:32:36.410 --> 00:32:41.009 breath recharges it does so he's going to do 00:32:41.009 --> 00:32:44.049 a actually You know what? He's not. Will his 00:32:44.049 --> 00:32:46.250 rider get hurt by it? Yeah, that's why I'm not 00:32:46.250 --> 00:32:49.670 going to do it. He's going to land, fly over 00:32:49.670 --> 00:32:51.410 and land in front of you, Duke. You just put 00:32:51.410 --> 00:32:53.549 the top of the stairs like while you're still 00:32:53.549 --> 00:32:56.690 on the stairwell waiting for, uh, taking your 00:32:56.690 --> 00:32:58.250 shot to the longbow. So he's going to land and 00:32:58.250 --> 00:33:02.430 try to bite you. That's an eight plus six. No. 00:33:04.869 --> 00:33:07.950 Damn. Okay. Nice try there, dragon. All right. 00:33:08.329 --> 00:33:11.349 Next up, flea stick. Your turn. All right, so 00:33:11.349 --> 00:33:13.769 right dudes on the ground dragon stuff why I'm 00:33:13.769 --> 00:33:15.930 trying to he's trying to strangle Kelly with 00:33:15.930 --> 00:33:18.509 necrotic There's trying to strangle miss nothing 00:33:18.509 --> 00:33:20.390 with necrotic damage and the dragon is trying 00:33:20.390 --> 00:33:39.869 to bite dude Yeah sacred flame the dude don kelly 00:33:39.869 --> 00:33:46.509 right okay yeah deck saver yep 12 plus three 00:33:46.509 --> 00:33:51.210 no actually that's one shot yeah all right all 00:33:51.210 --> 00:33:56.269 right so that'll be double damage that's one 00:33:56.269 --> 00:34:00.849 or an extra game four so five so ten damage ten 00:34:00.849 --> 00:34:05.039 damage to him yeah And then I'm gonna bring my 00:34:05.039 --> 00:34:08.380 spiritual weapon and turn it into a collar and 00:34:08.380 --> 00:34:20.260 wrap it around the dragon's neck 18 plus 8 All 00:34:20.260 --> 00:34:33.090 right, so 4 plus 5 so that's 9 damage Good is 00:34:33.090 --> 00:34:36.329 this collar wraps around him and it's like these 00:34:36.329 --> 00:34:38.489 eyes kind of bulge out for a second as he's trying 00:34:38.489 --> 00:34:43.269 to bite Duke Just popping it's your turn to see 00:34:43.269 --> 00:34:45.570 this dragon being strangled in a very non kinky 00:34:45.570 --> 00:34:50.250 way I'm gonna slash open his glowing sack in 00:34:50.250 --> 00:34:52.670 his chest. Are you aiming directly for his glowing 00:34:52.670 --> 00:34:54.769 sack? Because if you want you can do that would 00:34:54.769 --> 00:34:57.489 be disadvantage if you're trying to like Legit 00:34:57.489 --> 00:35:00.500 stop him from fire breathing Would he have advantage 00:35:00.500 --> 00:35:02.539 there since I'm strangling him? Wouldn't he be 00:35:02.539 --> 00:35:04.820 distracted? Do it. I'll let you do that, but 00:35:04.820 --> 00:35:06.260 it would be disadvantage. What if I do a reckless 00:35:06.260 --> 00:35:09.119 attack and it evens it out? Okay, yes. That would 00:35:09.119 --> 00:35:11.860 be normal. Yeah. But he'll have advantage on 00:35:11.860 --> 00:35:16.380 you, right? Next attack, yeah. Alright. So, reckless 00:35:16.380 --> 00:35:22.360 attack on his old glowing sack. 12 plus 9. Yes, 00:35:22.420 --> 00:35:33.389 that will hit. Alright, 46 plus 6. Thirteen plus 00:35:33.389 --> 00:35:37.090 six, nineteen David. Alright, I'll say for two 00:35:37.090 --> 00:35:39.389 turns he can't use his fire breath. Wait, is 00:35:39.389 --> 00:35:42.010 Dragon on the ground? Yeah, he landed. Stuck 00:35:42.010 --> 00:35:45.929 him and he's like coughing up smoke and gagging 00:35:45.929 --> 00:35:49.789 up shit. Alright, and second attack, I am going 00:35:49.789 --> 00:35:53.090 to swing up at his neck and hope for getting 00:35:53.090 --> 00:35:57.960 as deep as I can and go for a decavitation. Uh, 00:35:58.139 --> 00:36:12.219 18 plus 9? Yes. 6, 3, 3, 12, and 3. So that would 00:36:12.219 --> 00:36:18.820 be 15 plus 6. 15 plus 6. So that's 21. 21. Alright. 00:36:19.280 --> 00:36:22.820 I'm guessing he don't have much blood. No. Alright, 00:36:22.980 --> 00:36:27.460 meat juice. All right, miss muffin it is your 00:36:27.460 --> 00:36:29.639 turn you definitely heard you heard him good. 00:36:29.760 --> 00:36:32.679 He's got bones broke. He's got Scales off, but 00:36:32.679 --> 00:36:33.980 the right is still trying to strangle you with 00:36:33.980 --> 00:36:36.300 his hands. So, all right, I'm gonna freaking 00:36:36.300 --> 00:36:53.349 slice his hands off his body 18 Okay, all right 00:36:53.349 --> 00:36:56.210 good slice you go through his missed hands and 00:36:56.210 --> 00:36:59.869 you go his hands to stay here I thought they'd 00:36:59.869 --> 00:37:03.269 like this has come back like yeah, yeah, yeah, 00:37:03.269 --> 00:37:04.929 he does you cut him off and then they go away 00:37:04.929 --> 00:37:13.210 All right I don't know what I can do. He's got 00:37:13.210 --> 00:37:15.230 his grip on well. He's not holding you He's just 00:37:15.230 --> 00:37:17.869 like doing the old room reaper like human in 00:37:17.869 --> 00:37:21.309 fog balls. You can you got a bonus action or 00:37:21.789 --> 00:37:25.050 I'm going to hurry up and whip my invisibility 00:37:25.050 --> 00:37:28.010 cloak on. Okay, give me a stealth check with 00:37:28.010 --> 00:37:31.510 advantage. A stealth check with advantage. See 00:37:31.510 --> 00:37:36.449 if he can spot you. Well, nat 20 is my first 00:37:36.449 --> 00:37:38.110 one I rolled. Okay, that's fine. You don't got 00:37:38.110 --> 00:37:39.769 to roll anymore. Yes, you go invisible. He cannot 00:37:39.769 --> 00:37:43.250 see you. Yes. All right, so Ray's turn. He's 00:37:43.250 --> 00:37:45.449 got his hands out, and you just go, and he goes. 00:37:45.710 --> 00:37:47.929 What the fuck? This is Harry Potter shit. What 00:37:47.929 --> 00:37:51.369 the fuck? This is Harry Potter shit. Oh no. This 00:37:51.369 --> 00:37:52.869 guy does the, like, looks around for a second. 00:37:53.010 --> 00:37:54.849 He's like, whoa. Then he looks over and he sees 00:37:54.849 --> 00:37:56.730 a flea stick that's been over there just pelting 00:37:56.730 --> 00:37:58.389 him with sacred flames. So he's gonna make his 00:37:58.389 --> 00:38:01.309 way over there. Sorry. Sorry, flea stick. It's 00:38:01.309 --> 00:38:03.530 his fault. It's that fucker. He made her invisible. 00:38:05.130 --> 00:38:07.110 And he's gonna try to do the same attack he did 00:38:07.110 --> 00:38:08.670 to Kelly, but it's gonna be on you this time. 00:38:09.469 --> 00:38:13.329 Alright. It's a handsy fucker. Yeah. That's a 00:38:13.329 --> 00:38:19.250 nine plus six. 15? Hold on, give me a second. 00:38:20.929 --> 00:38:24.750 Right on the money. Okay, this is going to be 00:38:24.750 --> 00:38:29.710 some David here. Alright. You hit him with the 00:38:29.710 --> 00:38:31.030 light and he's going to hit you with the door. 00:38:31.090 --> 00:38:37.510 2, 4, 3, 5. So 2, 4, 3, 5. Can I use shield master 00:38:37.510 --> 00:38:40.820 invasion? What's that do again? If an effect 00:38:40.820 --> 00:38:43.079 allows half damage on success, you can use your 00:38:43.079 --> 00:38:45.239 reaction to take no damage. No, this is just 00:38:45.239 --> 00:38:48.119 a normal. Okay. That would be like a flyer. Okay, 00:38:48.260 --> 00:38:50.619 gotcha. If you make success roll and took half, 00:38:50.780 --> 00:38:54.500 you could make it nothing. So 14 plus 3. Hang 00:38:54.500 --> 00:38:58.119 on. 14, 15, 17. So 17 total. Target is a creature 00:38:58.119 --> 00:39:00.880 at 10 point maximum. Okay, so you're going to 00:39:00.880 --> 00:39:03.980 lose 3 maximum health. There's 3 health points. 00:39:04.019 --> 00:39:07.380 No, no. If your max health right now is like 00:39:07.380 --> 00:39:12.079 54, you lose 3. But like you're fully heal you're 00:39:12.079 --> 00:39:14.260 gonna be three less than you were so you're gonna 00:39:14.260 --> 00:39:16.219 take 17 points of damage But you're also gonna 00:39:16.219 --> 00:39:19.000 take three points of her maximum health point 00:39:19.000 --> 00:39:57.380 damage. Yes, that's from 30 to like 27 sucks 00:39:57.380 --> 00:40:00.159 a bit of your soul out of your body. No! Not 00:40:00.159 --> 00:40:03.599 in this way. It is Harry Potter. Yes. Damn it. 00:40:03.619 --> 00:40:05.639 He don't want to do that shit to me. He does 00:40:05.639 --> 00:40:08.940 that to me. I got more than one soul in me. Alright. 00:40:09.199 --> 00:40:13.300 Can I just say that spell? What is that? Expecto 00:40:13.300 --> 00:40:20.659 Patronum! Expecto Patronum! What is this magic? 00:40:21.739 --> 00:40:23.800 Okay, it is the dragon's term. He's going to 00:40:23.800 --> 00:40:25.840 bite you because he can't do his fire breath. 00:40:31.860 --> 00:40:41.679 That is nine plus four Piercing damage plus one 00:40:41.679 --> 00:40:47.460 do six a fire damage one So 14 yes He still has 00:40:47.460 --> 00:40:50.860 a little bit of heat on his teeth Spicy bite 00:40:50.860 --> 00:40:54.400 please take your turn. All right, so dudes in 00:40:54.400 --> 00:40:56.679 my face, right? He's blocking me out Yes, he 00:40:56.679 --> 00:41:01.159 just gave you the old stranglehold, life -sucking 00:41:01.159 --> 00:41:10.539 chokehold. What to do, what to do. Yeah, it really 00:41:10.539 --> 00:41:12.280 sucks that you're separated from the dragon with 00:41:12.280 --> 00:41:15.280 your dragon slayer sword. So you're fighting 00:41:15.280 --> 00:41:17.800 like a ghost. You're fighting the dragon. He's 00:41:17.800 --> 00:41:24.320 like... I might have to turn the undead here, 00:41:24.460 --> 00:41:27.840 probably. I think it still works against him. 00:41:27.880 --> 00:41:29.679 It just won't kill him like that one. I just 00:41:29.679 --> 00:41:33.099 want him up out of my face. What do I got to 00:41:33.099 --> 00:41:49.590 do? 16. Yeah, DC. Yeah, wisdom, yeah. No. Wait 00:41:49.590 --> 00:41:53.369 a minute each undead that can see or hear you 00:41:53.369 --> 00:41:56.989 within 30 feet of you How far is the dragon? 00:41:58.210 --> 00:42:02.989 What how far is the dragon from me? He is 25 00:42:02.989 --> 00:42:08.469 feet But yeah, you go to this Whatever this thing 00:42:08.469 --> 00:42:10.909 is called for one minute one minute. Yeah, so 00:42:10.909 --> 00:42:13.719 you got to do it and it like flashes in his eyes 00:42:13.719 --> 00:42:16.019 and you see his eyes roll over white like this 00:42:16.019 --> 00:42:18.119 great things and they just roll back over normal 00:42:18.119 --> 00:42:20.619 and he's like you think you can scare me i'm 00:42:20.619 --> 00:42:24.260 immune to being frightened and he uh yeah petrified 00:42:24.260 --> 00:42:27.840 yeah he has resistance to almost everything so 00:42:27.840 --> 00:42:31.179 yeah anything else you'd like to try i'm saving 00:42:31.179 --> 00:42:40.099 your resistance Yeah, I'm gonna just take this 00:42:40.099 --> 00:42:49.239 dragon slayer sword just right now I think it's 00:42:49.239 --> 00:42:51.699 uh, no, that's an action. You're right I'm just 00:42:51.699 --> 00:42:54.500 gonna take my bonus action and attack this undead 00:42:54.500 --> 00:43:06.360 dude with my sacred shoe 13? Uh, yeah. On the 00:43:06.360 --> 00:43:14.719 moon again. Nice. 7 damage. 7 damage. Okay. Alright. 00:43:15.139 --> 00:43:17.980 Alright. New crystal. Dragon on you. The old 00:43:17.980 --> 00:43:23.079 dragon. The old dragon. Going for his big old 00:43:23.079 --> 00:43:27.579 rotten ugly neck again. Rotten ugly neck. Oof. 00:43:27.699 --> 00:43:48.360 5 plus 9, so 14? No. Second attack. You take 00:43:48.360 --> 00:43:50.840 a big chunk out of his neck like you've been 00:43:50.840 --> 00:43:53.380 wanting to and you see like a big piece of his 00:43:53.380 --> 00:43:56.400 bones just break off and he's like He's kind 00:43:56.400 --> 00:43:58.800 of like spitting up stuff but he's still dangling 00:43:58.800 --> 00:44:03.489 there with like neck kinda half on Close. Miss 00:44:03.489 --> 00:44:06.670 Muffin, your turn. How close am I to the dragon? 00:44:06.670 --> 00:44:08.610 You are about in between both of them. You got 00:44:08.610 --> 00:44:11.829 about 10 feet to both sides. So I can sneak up 00:44:11.829 --> 00:44:15.170 to the dragon and slice and dice him up some? 00:44:15.269 --> 00:44:17.130 Yes. You can get advantage because you are in 00:44:17.130 --> 00:44:23.170 stealth and you're sneak attack. Okay. So I use 00:44:23.170 --> 00:44:26.150 my plus one sneak attack. Stab his gooch. Well, 00:44:26.190 --> 00:44:32.170 with advantage. 12 plus 8 to hit. Yeah, so then 00:44:32.170 --> 00:44:37.150 it's 1 plus 5 6 damage, but then I add 3d6 to 00:44:37.150 --> 00:44:48.010 that Okay, well, how do you kill this dragon 00:44:48.010 --> 00:44:52.170 I'm finished off what Duke crystal started and 00:44:52.170 --> 00:44:58.730 slice the neck completely Alright, yeah, you 00:44:58.730 --> 00:45:01.170 chop the top of the head of this dragon off, 00:45:01.190 --> 00:45:02.829 and it just falls and hits the ground and the 00:45:02.829 --> 00:45:05.409 stairs and breaks off the wall of the piece of 00:45:05.409 --> 00:45:08.929 the castle you're on. This body just falls and 00:45:08.929 --> 00:45:11.289 hits the ground. And you hear the wraith turn 00:45:11.289 --> 00:45:15.769 around, and he's like, No! Petunia! And he starts 00:45:15.769 --> 00:45:20.750 screaming, and it is now the wraith's turn. Petunia! 00:45:20.750 --> 00:45:22.989 We killed a dragon, Petunia. And he is going 00:45:22.989 --> 00:45:25.730 to use his attack they used before, but on his 00:45:25.730 --> 00:45:30.590 dragon. Oh, shit. He raises his hands up and 00:45:30.590 --> 00:45:33.610 he goes, You will die, but you will create death 00:45:33.610 --> 00:45:38.070 amongst your death. And he gets a 17. Oh, wait. 00:45:38.150 --> 00:45:39.570 Never mind. I need you all to make deck saves. 00:45:39.849 --> 00:45:43.789 Fuck. I was so hit you with that. Shit. Too late. 00:45:45.650 --> 00:45:50.130 Oh, no. With advantage? No. Crit fail. Oh, my. 00:45:50.829 --> 00:45:59.309 Eight. Eight? This is gonna hurt Okay, so please 00:45:59.309 --> 00:46:00.789 stick actually I don't think you would have had 00:46:00.789 --> 00:46:03.150 to say please stick you're far enough away those 00:46:03.150 --> 00:46:10.730 two All right, you see this dragon's body just 00:46:10.730 --> 00:46:41.300 start to like When the attacker that you can 00:46:41.300 --> 00:46:43.820 see hits you with an attack you can use your 00:46:43.820 --> 00:46:46.699 reaction to have the attacks damage against you 00:46:47.559 --> 00:46:52.940 Yes, you can because I can't dodge have have 00:46:52.940 --> 00:46:55.599 the damage all right roll the damage then five 00:46:55.599 --> 00:46:59.860 seven and six as this Giant dragon starts to 00:46:59.860 --> 00:47:02.300 explode and pop and shoots bones everywhere and 00:47:02.300 --> 00:47:05.539 boiling pieces of flesh. So yeah, so I think 00:47:05.539 --> 00:47:07.920 I've 18. Yeah, and then you'll take half of that 00:47:07.920 --> 00:47:16.219 You'll take nine damage yeah, all righty then 00:47:16.699 --> 00:47:20.320 The dragon is dead. It is Felicite Sockjelly's 00:47:20.320 --> 00:47:24.619 turn. No more dragon. Yes, no more dragon. He 00:47:24.619 --> 00:47:27.300 exploded good and his bow was flying in due crystal 00:47:27.300 --> 00:47:29.119 and missed most of it. So now it's Felicite's 00:47:29.119 --> 00:47:39.360 turn. Come on in. Come on in. All right, dragon's 00:47:39.360 --> 00:47:42.119 dead. Dude's still in front of me, but he's facing 00:47:42.119 --> 00:47:44.530 them, correct? yeah he just kind of threw his 00:47:44.530 --> 00:47:47.110 hands up and did the old explosion so does that 00:47:47.110 --> 00:47:50.309 give me advantage since i'm behind him no not 00:47:50.309 --> 00:47:52.849 exactly if he had another person with him like 00:47:52.849 --> 00:47:54.989 fighting against him yeah if you had like okay 00:47:54.989 --> 00:48:02.110 another person all right well um i'm gonna hit 00:48:02.110 --> 00:48:08.449 him with my dragon slayer sword 12 plus three 00:48:08.449 --> 00:48:19.289 twelve plus three So, 5. 5? Yep. And then I'm 00:48:19.289 --> 00:48:25.309 coming after him with my spiritual weapon. That's 00:48:25.309 --> 00:48:28.829 a Ghostbuster vacuum. Nat 20. Alright, cool. 00:48:29.010 --> 00:48:35.050 Double damage. So, 2d8s. So, 6 plus 5, that's 00:48:35.050 --> 00:48:41.809 11. 5 plus 3, that's 8. So, 19. 19 damage? Yeah. 00:48:42.719 --> 00:48:44.659 Good hit. Yeah, that one comes through. You can 00:48:44.659 --> 00:48:46.340 tell that this time, though, it comes through. 00:48:46.559 --> 00:48:49.039 It hits him. It's just got this, like, magical 00:48:49.039 --> 00:48:51.119 force field around it, and it plows through his 00:48:51.119 --> 00:48:54.619 resistances. All right. Duke Crystal, your turn. 00:48:55.360 --> 00:48:58.300 How close am I to the wreath? You're about 15 00:48:58.300 --> 00:49:01.219 feet. All right. 20 feet, because it'll be actually 00:49:01.219 --> 00:49:02.980 double movement, because you're in the pile of 00:49:02.980 --> 00:49:04.880 a giant dragon. You have to climb over a dragon, 00:49:04.980 --> 00:49:07.139 so it'll be double movement. Well, first action, 00:49:07.199 --> 00:49:10.059 I'm going to use one of my potions of greater 00:49:10.059 --> 00:49:33.980 healing, I guess. Okay. And for my second action 00:49:33.980 --> 00:49:37.420 I will walk over there and cleave through him 00:49:37.420 --> 00:50:04.000 with my dark grace sword. So yeah, you kind of 00:50:04.000 --> 00:50:05.920 clean through him and the mist kind of just fades 00:50:05.920 --> 00:50:11.300 off and blows apart he goes And his voice just 00:50:11.300 --> 00:50:16.099 fades off as we vanquish this wraith. And once 00:50:16.099 --> 00:50:20.360 this wraith falls on this kind of final effort 00:50:20.360 --> 00:50:23.460 of this battle, you see the fog start to just 00:50:23.460 --> 00:50:25.860 dissipate and fall away. And as you're seeing 00:50:25.860 --> 00:50:27.659 the skeletons and the undead that were still 00:50:27.659 --> 00:50:29.340 standing there as the fog dissipates, they all 00:50:29.340 --> 00:50:31.860 just like crumple and fall down to the ground 00:50:31.860 --> 00:50:34.179 as they're not being controlled inside of this 00:50:34.179 --> 00:50:38.260 fog anymore. And in the sky, you hear this voice 00:50:38.260 --> 00:50:43.119 and he says, You three heroes, you think you're 00:50:43.119 --> 00:50:45.440 here? You think you're gonna take the scroll 00:50:45.440 --> 00:50:47.760 from me? You got one. He goes, but you're not 00:50:47.760 --> 00:50:50.039 gonna get two. These fuckers think I'm somebody 00:50:50.039 --> 00:50:51.679 else and I'm gonna keep it that way, but they 00:50:51.679 --> 00:50:53.440 won't know. He goes, the world's not gonna know. 00:50:53.579 --> 00:50:55.219 He's like, I'm gonna take over it all and I'm 00:50:55.219 --> 00:50:56.719 gonna take over this world, your world, I'm gonna 00:50:56.719 --> 00:50:58.739 take over all the worlds. And he goes, you want 00:50:58.739 --> 00:51:00.739 the scrolls? Come and get them, bitch. And then 00:51:00.739 --> 00:51:03.260 the voice kind of disappears into the sky. It's 00:51:03.260 --> 00:51:15.599 on. Yep. Totally. All right, so as you guys vanquish 00:51:15.599 --> 00:51:17.900 these sons of bitches I'm sure you want to be 00:51:17.900 --> 00:51:21.719 your loot goblins and everything so y 'all give 00:51:21.719 --> 00:51:25.260 me If you want perception or investigation checks 00:51:25.260 --> 00:51:28.280 just gathering up items from destroyed equipment 00:51:28.280 --> 00:51:30.400 from the skeletons and the undead Gathering things 00:51:30.400 --> 00:51:32.679 from the dragon and just kind of looting the 00:51:32.679 --> 00:51:54.940 general area So you find an enlarged reduced 00:51:54.940 --> 00:51:59.440 scroll a Potion of misty step. Those are the 00:51:59.440 --> 00:52:03.500 two things you find and you find 679 gold pieces 00:52:03.500 --> 00:52:08.019 and Two gems worth 100 gold pieces. This is just 00:52:08.019 --> 00:52:10.679 Duke's. This is just Duke's investigation. Okay. 00:52:13.079 --> 00:52:17.639 Okay, uh, Miss Muffin? What did you get? 19 plus? 00:52:17.699 --> 00:52:22.519 Plus 4 on perception. So you find 2 ,536 gold 00:52:22.519 --> 00:52:29.340 pieces. Whoa. 2 ,536 gold pieces. You find one 00:52:29.340 --> 00:52:32.920 Comprehend Languages spell. Scroll. two potions 00:52:32.920 --> 00:52:37.119 of healing and one animal friendship scroll okay 00:52:37.119 --> 00:52:41.480 got it no please take what was your role 17 plus 00:52:41.480 --> 00:52:47.380 5 22 percent 17 plus 5 okay so you get 850 gold 00:52:47.380 --> 00:52:51.860 pieces you get also a scroll of misty step a 00:52:51.860 --> 00:52:55.219 potion of water breathing and a long strider 00:52:55.219 --> 00:52:58.000 scroll which are all spells and stuff what was 00:52:58.000 --> 00:53:02.869 the what was the first scroll i got Yours was 00:53:02.869 --> 00:53:07.190 enlarged reduce and misty step All right. What 00:53:07.190 --> 00:53:08.909 was the other one? Potion of water breathing 00:53:08.909 --> 00:53:12.510 then what? Potion of water breathing Long strider 00:53:12.510 --> 00:53:15.690 and a misty step. Yeah, I didn't write it down. 00:53:15.789 --> 00:53:17.630 I just wrote abbreviations and I already forgot 00:53:17.630 --> 00:53:21.389 what they meant Those scrolls. So yeah, you guys 00:53:21.389 --> 00:53:23.489 gathered up quite a bit of good goodies some 00:53:23.489 --> 00:53:25.989 fun little spells and scrolls and some gold to 00:53:25.989 --> 00:53:30.699 spend and such And, um, actually, as you guys 00:53:30.699 --> 00:53:32.980 categorize all this stuff, Corley comes running 00:53:32.980 --> 00:53:35.840 up. The real Corley. She comes running up and 00:53:35.840 --> 00:53:38.719 she goes, oh my god, you guys survived. And that's, 00:53:38.719 --> 00:53:41.179 is that a dragon? Is that a dead fucking dragon? 00:53:41.760 --> 00:53:43.940 So, I don't know what happened because I was 00:53:43.940 --> 00:53:45.900 knocked unconscious. Someone hit me and knocked 00:53:45.900 --> 00:53:47.900 me unconscious and I just woke up. She goes, 00:53:47.940 --> 00:53:51.380 but, honestly, everyone's dead. It's just us. 00:53:51.500 --> 00:53:54.300 It's me, you guys, and that's it. The soldiers 00:53:54.300 --> 00:53:56.360 are dead. The buildings are destroyed. The walls 00:53:56.360 --> 00:53:58.440 are crumbled. She goes, so I'm going to put in 00:53:58.440 --> 00:53:59.920 a good word for you guys for the Lord's Alliance. 00:54:00.340 --> 00:54:02.760 She goes, honestly, no one's going to want this 00:54:02.760 --> 00:54:05.900 place. This place is trashed. I'm going to talk 00:54:05.900 --> 00:54:09.519 to the people I can do to get deeds and get stuff 00:54:09.519 --> 00:54:11.800 ordered, and you guys can fucking have this. 00:54:12.300 --> 00:54:16.179 This keep can be yours to build and to use as 00:54:16.179 --> 00:54:19.960 a home base. I heard in the sky what the voice 00:54:19.960 --> 00:54:22.469 said. That you guys are wanting to get a scroll. 00:54:22.769 --> 00:54:26.190 You're wanting to get something. They're coming 00:54:26.190 --> 00:54:28.969 after you. She goes, so sounds like you guys 00:54:28.969 --> 00:54:32.690 are going to be heading towards Zaz Tam and trying 00:54:32.690 --> 00:54:36.889 to take him down or whoever that was. So this 00:54:36.889 --> 00:54:38.909 would be a good place to have a home base for 00:54:38.909 --> 00:54:40.650 you guys to keep coming back to and pushing out 00:54:40.650 --> 00:54:42.250 if you'd like to keep this place for your own. 00:54:43.090 --> 00:54:45.670 So, would you guys like to own Iron Spine Keith? 00:54:46.299 --> 00:54:48.980 Yeah, yeah. Okay. So we will get that worked 00:54:48.980 --> 00:54:51.239 in and there will be like a system and everything 00:54:51.239 --> 00:54:54.380 you guys can use for building your base and like 00:54:54.380 --> 00:54:56.099 the economy and like all that shit. Nice. So 00:54:56.099 --> 00:54:59.179 you won't have an actual functioning. Nice. Then 00:54:59.179 --> 00:55:01.300 in case we never do get to go home, we have the 00:55:01.300 --> 00:55:03.739 home. Yeah, sure. Okay. If you get stuck here 00:55:03.739 --> 00:55:05.900 forever, you may have to live here. I'm a queen. 00:55:06.219 --> 00:55:08.619 You guys are now the owners of, well, soon to 00:55:08.619 --> 00:55:10.900 be owners of Iron Spine Key. She goes, I will 00:55:10.900 --> 00:55:13.599 be here all the time. I will come back. She goes, 00:55:13.619 --> 00:55:15.880 you guys will have me. because I will happily 00:55:15.880 --> 00:55:19.360 help you out run this place. So, yeah, you guys 00:55:19.360 --> 00:55:21.659 have some exciting adventures to look forward 00:55:21.659 --> 00:55:35.500 to in your future. 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