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Use of violence, profanity, 00:01:43.859 --> 00:01:46.000 rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol 00:01:46.000 --> 00:01:48.480 use. Welcome to Dummies with Dice, a Dungeons 00:01:48.480 --> 00:01:50.500 and Dragons actual play podcast that follows 00:01:50.500 --> 00:01:53.379 four not -so -average dummies of our world. Hello? 00:01:53.760 --> 00:01:55.739 It's three not -so -average dummies of our world 00:01:55.739 --> 00:01:57.379 that get caught up in a magical storm and are 00:01:57.379 --> 00:01:59.120 transported to the world of Dungeons & Dragons, 00:01:59.239 --> 00:02:00.959 where they must survive and try to find a way 00:02:00.959 --> 00:02:04.760 back home. He was holding us back. He didn't 00:02:04.760 --> 00:02:08.840 survive. He was old. He shitted himself to death. 00:02:08.840 --> 00:02:12.659 We were waiting on him. In the end, his pants 00:02:12.659 --> 00:02:16.219 were brown. Alright, one of you go first. Hello, 00:02:16.360 --> 00:02:18.979 I'm Kelli Lee and I play Miss Muffin. She's a 00:02:18.979 --> 00:02:22.300 crazy cat lady rogue. Fun fact, Miss Muffin is 00:02:22.300 --> 00:02:25.319 obviously addicted to online shopping. Obviously. 00:02:25.719 --> 00:02:28.159 Oh, so it matches the player too. Nope. Nope. 00:02:29.460 --> 00:02:32.099 It's Nate here. My character's Duke Crystal. 00:02:32.419 --> 00:02:35.560 He's the drug -addicted level 6 barbarian of 00:02:35.560 --> 00:02:38.819 the group. Fun fact about Duke, he thinks religion 00:02:38.819 --> 00:02:43.400 is a cult with more steps. Hey everybody, Ryan 00:02:43.400 --> 00:02:45.699 Tucker here. I play as Fleastick SockJelly. 00:02:45.740 --> 00:02:48.419 I'm the hobo trashmaster cleric of the God Rumpke. 00:02:49.039 --> 00:02:51.419 I'm a MacGyver of all things trash and garbage. 00:02:53.060 --> 00:02:59.759 Fun fact about flea. What? Sorry, I said garbage 00:02:59.759 --> 00:03:03.300 weird as fuck. Fun fact about flea stick, his 00:03:03.300 --> 00:03:06.539 middle name is Eugene. Aw. Flea stick Eugene, 00:03:06.759 --> 00:03:11.219 sock jelly. Eugene. My name is Trisston Hayes 00:03:11.219 --> 00:03:14.400 and I am the Dummy Master. And my fun fact is 00:03:14.400 --> 00:03:18.330 that koalas... have fingerprints that are similar 00:03:18.330 --> 00:03:22.090 to humans. Under a microscope, koalas have almost 00:03:22.090 --> 00:03:24.990 the same fingerprints as us. Do we have a koala 00:03:24.990 --> 00:03:29.590 fingerprint registry? Have koalas done something 00:03:29.590 --> 00:03:35.009 wrong? How do we know this? You know when your 00:03:35.009 --> 00:03:36.810 stuff disappears in your house and you never 00:03:36.810 --> 00:03:40.550 find it again? That's the night koalas. They're 00:03:40.550 --> 00:04:10.879 nocturnal. They'll get you. So, where are we 00:04:10.879 --> 00:04:16.100 left off? Archie Ortiz had sacrificed his own 00:04:16.100 --> 00:04:19.860 life to take out a big chunk of a horde of undead 00:04:19.860 --> 00:04:22.879 with a necklace of fireballs and ended up using 00:04:22.879 --> 00:04:26.399 way big fireball explosion and succeeded, but 00:04:26.399 --> 00:04:28.620 killed himself in the process. Also shitting 00:04:28.620 --> 00:04:30.680 himself. Also shitting himself, because he's 00:04:30.680 --> 00:04:34.779 not here to defend himself. So, I believe that 00:04:34.779 --> 00:04:38.899 would mean where we start up next would be an 00:04:38.899 --> 00:04:42.850 initiative still as the Ogre Zombie. Yes. On 00:04:42.850 --> 00:04:45.629 Duke, Crystal, and Flea Steak. Yes. Jeez. So. 00:04:45.790 --> 00:04:48.410 He's about to shit himself. I need to look at 00:04:48.410 --> 00:04:51.790 his thing real quick. Well, hurry up. To see 00:04:51.790 --> 00:04:54.350 what exactly he does once he... Too late. Lost 00:04:54.350 --> 00:04:59.250 his turn. Time down. Time down. There we go. 00:04:59.629 --> 00:05:04.649 I wish. You gotta be quicker than that. I got 00:05:04.649 --> 00:05:13.990 a dollar for you. Okay, so. Okay, so this ogre 00:05:13.990 --> 00:05:16.449 zombie is going to remain planted because he 00:05:16.449 --> 00:05:20.069 needs to use this ladder to not get up the next 00:05:20.069 --> 00:05:24.970 person So miss nothing. No, it's your turn when 00:05:24.970 --> 00:05:28.509 you feel alive and I'm close to it The ogre zombie 00:05:28.509 --> 00:05:30.709 I guess he's lost the one on their side is dead. 00:05:30.850 --> 00:05:34.000 Oh, yeah, they're yours is still alive. So So 00:05:34.000 --> 00:05:36.060 I'm still on my side? You're still on your side. 00:05:36.160 --> 00:05:37.920 There's a great big burning fireball that just 00:05:37.920 --> 00:05:39.800 exploded in front of you, freaking ash everywhere. 00:05:40.139 --> 00:05:45.060 And as this happens, Corley, the halfling that 00:05:45.060 --> 00:05:47.360 brought you guys in and stuff and just showed 00:05:47.360 --> 00:05:49.879 you where to go, she comes running up and she's 00:05:49.879 --> 00:05:52.660 like, okay, your friend's dead. He definitely 00:05:52.660 --> 00:05:54.680 just blew himself up with that fire, but he held 00:05:54.680 --> 00:05:56.000 it off. He goes, but your other friends are going 00:05:56.000 --> 00:05:57.899 to need your help. He goes, so I'm going to, 00:05:57.899 --> 00:06:00.259 she says, I'm going to hold this area. You get 00:06:00.259 --> 00:06:01.920 to your friends and tells you that you need to 00:06:01.920 --> 00:06:04.379 run and get to your friends to help defend. Immediately 00:06:04.379 --> 00:06:06.500 take off running. Because they're going to hold 00:06:06.500 --> 00:06:10.100 this zone. So, you will spend your turn running 00:06:10.100 --> 00:06:12.639 around this area. Sprinting! I am sprinting! 00:06:12.759 --> 00:06:15.259 Use dash to get more speed or more movement. 00:06:15.259 --> 00:06:17.600 You can, I'm assuming. Yeah, duh. So, what's 00:06:17.600 --> 00:06:20.480 your 30 movement speed? 30. Okay, so you are 00:06:20.480 --> 00:06:26.100 going to move. 60. Double. Yeah. Triple it! Wrong! 00:06:26.720 --> 00:06:29.899 As you like cross over into this next area of 00:06:29.899 --> 00:06:32.040 defense you're seeing like soldiers on the line 00:06:32.040 --> 00:06:34.240 like on the walls They're like bleeding and cut 00:06:34.240 --> 00:06:35.779 open and stick with arrows and there's other 00:06:35.779 --> 00:06:38.259 soldiers manning a big cannon And they're kind 00:06:38.259 --> 00:06:40.319 of firing off into the fog. You can't see what's 00:06:40.319 --> 00:06:42.079 really happening out there, but tell us chaos 00:06:42.079 --> 00:06:44.839 throughout the whole zone Yeah, all right do 00:06:44.839 --> 00:06:48.819 crystal your turn All right, the man in the catapult 00:06:48.819 --> 00:06:54.019 guys report firing at the other Okay, your dexterity 00:06:54.019 --> 00:07:15.920 roll No six, sorry viewers Friendlies are near 00:07:15.920 --> 00:07:25.680 him That's the ogres last breaths Okay, so yeah, 00:07:25.720 --> 00:07:28.959 you hit 30 feet off direction and land out next 00:07:28.959 --> 00:07:32.759 to the skeleton. And it kind of s 'blows out 00:07:32.759 --> 00:07:34.720 into the fog. S 'blows. Well, that scared him. 00:07:34.819 --> 00:07:37.120 It s 'blows. He says it s 'blows out. It s 'blows. 00:07:37.199 --> 00:07:42.120 It s 'blows. S 'blows. Anything else? Nope, not 00:07:42.120 --> 00:07:46.740 much I can do. Okay. Please do. Your turn. Eugene. 00:07:47.959 --> 00:07:52.100 Eugene. Man the cattle. I'm gonna man it. Man 00:07:52.100 --> 00:07:56.170 it. Dexterity. It hits hard. We need it. Before 00:07:56.170 --> 00:08:01.649 they destroy it. Next roll? Yeah. You can do 00:08:01.649 --> 00:08:08.410 it. Mushroom cloud. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve? Okay. 00:08:08.649 --> 00:08:12.470 Might not be in between his eyes, but I clip 00:08:12.470 --> 00:08:16.050 a booty cheek. Yeah, so... Oh, no! You do hit 00:08:16.050 --> 00:08:18.990 enough that they are in the radius. They lost 00:08:18.990 --> 00:08:21.129 a booty cheek. Do you have it written down, Nate? 00:08:21.660 --> 00:08:25.620 Dex save that I gotta make food No, I just have 00:08:25.620 --> 00:08:28.720 the catapults AC and hell through it man. Yeah 00:08:28.720 --> 00:08:39.600 Really quick Catapult But I don't know what kind 00:08:39.600 --> 00:08:43.159 of catapult maybe something rocks this one's 00:08:43.159 --> 00:08:47.120 going forward DC 15. All right, so I didn't make 00:08:47.120 --> 00:08:52.490 a DC 15 baby. Let's go Baby, what'd you get? 00:08:52.750 --> 00:08:57.090 So that's a The ogre's dex is poop. Yes, negative 00:08:57.090 --> 00:08:59.750 2. So that's 8 minus 2 for the ogre. So I rolled 00:08:59.750 --> 00:09:02.789 for him first. He failed. Foolish. Next one's 00:09:02.789 --> 00:09:09.029 not even better. 9. He failed. DC 15 save. Oh, 00:09:09.029 --> 00:09:11.529 9 plus 3. 10, 11, 12. Yeah, you don't save. He 00:09:11.529 --> 00:09:16.029 failed. Yeah, you both failed. So, damage. What's 00:09:16.029 --> 00:09:19.750 your damage for this bad boy? Donut? 4d6. Ooh. 00:09:44.500 --> 00:09:48.500 Yeah, this explosion comes through and it big 00:09:48.500 --> 00:09:51.019 boom blows up you see a little flame fireball 00:09:51.019 --> 00:09:54.600 shoot up and the skeleton just fries away into 00:09:54.600 --> 00:09:57.779 uh ash as the skeleton the ogre zombie kind of 00:09:57.779 --> 00:09:59.840 hits the flame against his back and kind of burns 00:09:59.840 --> 00:10:02.220 him up a bit but he's still standing because 00:10:02.220 --> 00:10:06.080 he's a big big boy he's going down his booty 00:10:06.080 --> 00:10:08.679 i'm taking my spiritual weapon and send it down 00:10:08.679 --> 00:10:11.419 there slice his throat yeah you can't do that 00:10:11.419 --> 00:10:13.679 because he's close enough so you spawned it down 00:10:13.679 --> 00:10:16.279 over close to that area when you did do it yeah 00:10:16.279 --> 00:10:20.389 so give me your tackle for your Spiritual weapon. 00:10:20.490 --> 00:10:23.029 I don't know what it's called. Carbage can lid. 00:10:23.509 --> 00:10:28.649 Nine. Actually, you know what? He is very... 00:10:28.649 --> 00:10:31.429 That hits. On the Sober Zombie? Yeah, that hits. 00:10:31.429 --> 00:10:37.129 All right. All right. So 1d8 plus 5. That hits 00:10:37.129 --> 00:10:41.549 a hit. He's very not hard. Big old boy. A lot 00:10:41.549 --> 00:10:45.289 of health. That's the eight, right? Yeah. Appeared 00:10:45.289 --> 00:10:48.009 me to have to ask. Seven. Diamond. Seven damage? 00:10:48.090 --> 00:10:51.559 It's a diamond. Nice, your garbage can straight 00:10:51.559 --> 00:10:54.220 up hits it in the forehead while he's hanging 00:10:54.220 --> 00:10:58.240 over the ledge, hooked into the thing. Alright, 00:10:58.460 --> 00:11:04.320 so that would mean next up is... He is dead, 00:11:04.480 --> 00:11:06.240 I think. I don't know why he's on there still. 00:11:07.000 --> 00:11:10.100 I just picture it as like the old video game 00:11:10.100 --> 00:11:13.519 diamond. Yeah. Before they made him actually 00:11:13.519 --> 00:11:17.350 look like diamonds. Alright, so it is the ogre 00:11:17.350 --> 00:11:20.309 zombie's turn. The ogre zombie, knowing that 00:11:20.309 --> 00:11:21.990 he has no more skeletons left, he's going to 00:11:21.990 --> 00:11:23.789 start to climb the wall. So I'm going to give 00:11:23.789 --> 00:11:27.649 it a strength check. That's an 11 plus 4, which 00:11:27.649 --> 00:11:31.370 definitely climbs up a wall. So that was, what 00:11:31.370 --> 00:11:34.809 did I say, 20 foot high? So he's got 10 more 00:11:34.809 --> 00:11:38.490 foot of movement, so he's there. He's at the 00:11:38.490 --> 00:11:44.590 top of the wall. Okay, next up. Miss Muffin. 00:11:44.769 --> 00:11:49.269 Oh, no. Miss Muffin's running up on the scene. 00:11:49.649 --> 00:11:52.690 And what? Yeah, I'll say with... Because I really 00:11:52.690 --> 00:11:54.509 don't want to... I'm going to say with this, 00:11:54.570 --> 00:11:59.190 yeah, you have made your way around to the other 00:11:59.190 --> 00:12:02.330 side of... What's their faces? Flea Stick and 00:12:02.330 --> 00:12:04.929 Dew Crystal. You're, like, coming down the north 00:12:04.929 --> 00:12:06.769 side. You're coming down towards them. Yeah. 00:12:07.090 --> 00:12:11.049 So, what would you like to do? You're about 60 00:12:11.049 --> 00:12:15.330 feet. 40 feet from the catapult. 40 feet from 00:12:15.330 --> 00:12:19.250 Duke Crystal. So the ogre zombie that just climbed 00:12:19.250 --> 00:12:22.269 up is about 100 feet. So I can't really do much 00:12:22.269 --> 00:12:25.409 from far away. I'm going to have to run up. I 00:12:25.409 --> 00:12:29.110 don't have enough distance. I can dash again, 00:12:29.230 --> 00:12:33.629 but it gets me closer. So wait, if Duke Crystal 00:12:33.629 --> 00:12:37.549 is only 40 feet from me, then what's the closest 00:12:37.549 --> 00:12:40.950 danger to us? The ogre? The ogre zombie is 60 00:12:40.950 --> 00:12:45.409 feet from Duke. Yeah. So. So if I dash up 60 00:12:45.409 --> 00:12:48.129 feet, I'm going to pass Duke anyways. Yeah, if 00:12:48.129 --> 00:12:51.269 you run 60 feet. You'll be right. You'll be running 00:12:51.269 --> 00:12:54.129 a little bit past Duke. Yeah, you'll be in between 00:12:54.129 --> 00:12:56.710 me and the ogre. Is that what you want to do? 00:12:56.990 --> 00:13:02.110 Sure. Dash? Yeah. Dash and crash. All right. 00:13:02.230 --> 00:13:05.710 Next up. I'll slice him on his way past me. Duke 00:13:05.710 --> 00:13:12.289 Crystal, it's you. You know the drill. He's on 00:13:12.289 --> 00:13:17.570 top of the wall so Okay, I knew he was gonna 00:13:17.570 --> 00:13:22.490 do that I knew I probably couldn't do it 14 or 00:13:22.490 --> 00:13:31.509 814 yes Did he make his way to say that's what 00:13:31.509 --> 00:13:36.490 he does horrendously three minus two four d6 00:13:37.919 --> 00:13:43.659 There's one, four, so five, three, eight, one. 00:13:43.820 --> 00:13:46.240 So nine, that wasn't very good. Nine damage? 00:13:46.379 --> 00:13:51.399 Yes. Nine damage is nine damage. All right. The 00:13:51.399 --> 00:13:55.379 flames freaking, they fly over and hit him again. 00:13:55.460 --> 00:13:58.179 He's like burnt to a crisp. There's like flesh 00:13:58.179 --> 00:14:00.740 dripping off of him. Bones are starting to show. 00:14:00.779 --> 00:14:04.519 He's just like... Trying to walk still, stepping 00:14:04.519 --> 00:14:06.860 towards you guys. He's in rough shape. Please 00:14:06.860 --> 00:14:09.759 take your turn. You got him. He's all you guys. 00:14:09.759 --> 00:14:12.480 He's much weaker now. He's very crippled. Sacred 00:14:12.480 --> 00:14:15.659 Flame. Sacred Flame. Dex save. Well, you know 00:14:15.659 --> 00:14:20.419 what his dex is like, so. 14 minus 2. Nope. So, 00:14:20.419 --> 00:14:25.059 12? 12? No, I didn't get it. What's your save 00:14:25.059 --> 00:14:28.039 that he has to make? 16. Okay, so, give me the 00:14:28.039 --> 00:14:30.580 damage. And I think that's actually doubled, 00:14:30.600 --> 00:14:33.059 because it's Radiant, and he's not dead. Oh! 00:14:33.259 --> 00:14:35.480 So when you do that, yeah. Let me double check. 00:14:35.620 --> 00:14:40.460 Yeah, that is Radiant. Yeah. So I roll 4d8 instead 00:14:40.460 --> 00:14:42.539 of 2d8? Or just double the damage? Sacred Flame 00:14:42.539 --> 00:14:47.860 is 2d8? Yeah. Dang. It went up. Are you nervous, 00:14:47.960 --> 00:14:50.840 sir? Yeah. Because it's double damage because 00:14:50.840 --> 00:14:53.740 it's radiant. He's dead. I thought it was only 00:14:53.740 --> 00:14:59.299 1d8. That's crazy. You thought wrong. 11, 3 and 00:14:59.299 --> 00:15:06.590 8. That's 7, so 18. 18 damage? Yes. Yeah, so 00:15:06.590 --> 00:15:09.509 he starts lumbering forward you see like you 00:15:09.509 --> 00:15:12.750 almost see like like depression and like pain 00:15:12.750 --> 00:15:15.470 inside this thing says it's like Skins melting 00:15:15.470 --> 00:15:17.830 off and he like looks up and you see like a holy 00:15:17.830 --> 00:15:20.029 hand just this light hit him in the forehead. 00:15:20.149 --> 00:15:33.820 He's like that is all for that round of uh creatures 00:15:33.820 --> 00:15:36.639 so you have a moment you all just kind of take 00:15:36.639 --> 00:15:40.259 a breath from the constant onslaught and i'm 00:15:40.259 --> 00:15:44.259 going to tell them um an emotional fit of rage 00:15:44.259 --> 00:15:47.740 archie ortiz freaking sacrificed himself for 00:15:47.740 --> 00:15:53.700 us and he's dead he sacrificed himself yes archie 00:15:53.700 --> 00:15:58.379 is dead he's gone so good man with this um you 00:15:58.379 --> 00:16:02.419 guys have moment of there's that skeleton it 00:16:02.419 --> 00:16:07.120 was trying to add so you guys have a moment of 00:16:07.120 --> 00:16:10.779 like chill out before anything else happens so 00:16:10.779 --> 00:16:14.279 you can choose to take a short rest so like take 00:16:14.279 --> 00:16:17.120 like an hour or so rest and you can use it to 00:16:17.120 --> 00:16:19.059 spend your hit die to regain health points if 00:16:19.059 --> 00:16:23.720 you need to or you can find Corley and ask her 00:16:23.720 --> 00:16:26.019 any questions to try to get an advantage on what's 00:16:26.019 --> 00:16:29.039 coming next or you can spend the time trying 00:16:29.039 --> 00:16:34.340 to fortify or repair your own defense zone i 00:16:34.340 --> 00:16:37.519 will do the fortifying repair because the catapult 00:16:37.519 --> 00:16:40.220 is damaged okay and it needs fixing what else 00:16:40.220 --> 00:16:42.279 would you guys like to do say a lot like hurt 00:16:42.279 --> 00:16:46.779 that needs to sleep or rest everyone that attacked 00:16:46.779 --> 00:16:48.899 everyone attacked us pretty much went after the 00:16:48.899 --> 00:16:51.980 catapult yeah they're trying to get well they 00:16:51.980 --> 00:16:54.980 missed us because our ac was i have almost half 00:16:54.980 --> 00:16:58.809 my health points i like a little over half It's 00:16:58.809 --> 00:16:59.929 up to you what you want to do. If you want a 00:16:59.929 --> 00:17:02.370 short rest, you could spend your hit die to try 00:17:02.370 --> 00:17:04.690 to get some health back. He's going to repair 00:17:04.690 --> 00:17:07.210 his catapult is what he wants to do. What was 00:17:07.210 --> 00:17:09.829 the other option? You can also fortify and repair 00:17:09.829 --> 00:17:12.069 the area other than the catapult. If there's 00:17:12.069 --> 00:17:13.690 something special you can think of that you want 00:17:13.690 --> 00:17:15.990 to do to try to make it better. If you don't 00:17:15.990 --> 00:17:18.190 want a rest, you could talk to the one chick. 00:17:18.390 --> 00:17:21.269 Maybe she'll know which direction they're coming 00:17:21.269 --> 00:17:23.630 from actually more. Or you can talk to Corley 00:17:23.630 --> 00:17:26.470 and get some information for an advantage on 00:17:26.470 --> 00:17:29.150 the next. part of a fight or something how much 00:17:29.150 --> 00:17:34.630 health do you have 25 to 30. no health guys you 00:17:34.630 --> 00:17:36.710 guys know me i know you have big help i forget 00:17:36.710 --> 00:17:38.890 because i see your health because i have bigger 00:17:38.890 --> 00:17:41.309 helps than that i have 38 out of 51 right now 00:17:41.309 --> 00:17:46.789 yeah so yes it's very very he's a dwarf cleric 00:17:46.789 --> 00:17:49.009 so you heal yourself and i'll go talk to corley 00:17:49.009 --> 00:17:51.210 wait i got a healing potion i'll be all right 00:17:51.839 --> 00:17:54.900 I shouldn't heal her by holding her. Okay, then 00:17:54.900 --> 00:17:56.720 you go talk to Coralie. Or you can talk to Coralie 00:17:56.720 --> 00:17:59.660 if you want. No, I'll heal. I'll say I'm full 00:17:59.660 --> 00:18:05.079 health at 16. I drank a healing potion. Okay, 00:18:05.119 --> 00:18:10.170 so. Where is Coralie? She relieved you. So she's 00:18:10.170 --> 00:18:12.630 back when you were on the yeah, so I'm gonna 00:18:12.630 --> 00:18:14.250 have to dash all the way around it You're fine 00:18:14.250 --> 00:18:16.690 to run over there right now. We're not she says 00:18:16.690 --> 00:18:18.890 she sent you over there when the fight was happening 00:18:18.890 --> 00:18:20.869 I don't know if she wants you to stay there. 00:18:21.349 --> 00:18:23.789 I don't know. Yeah, I'm gonna go back and look 00:18:23.789 --> 00:18:28.890 and talk to her. Okay So new crystal give me 00:18:28.890 --> 00:18:36.410 Strength check with advantage Because this seems 00:18:36.410 --> 00:18:38.700 like something Duke would be good at Working 00:18:38.700 --> 00:18:45.579 and preparing 11 15 or 13 15 15. Okay. So yeah, 00:18:45.640 --> 00:18:50.559 you are able to Get back five hit points for 00:18:50.559 --> 00:18:54.579 your catapult to repair it almost a max full 00:18:54.579 --> 00:18:57.740 of the dice Okay, and please take what you want 00:18:57.740 --> 00:19:02.440 to do Prepare stuff. Okay. So what would you 00:19:02.440 --> 00:19:05.779 like to do that would fortify or defend this 00:19:05.779 --> 00:19:09.400 area for the walls? so when you look around you 00:19:09.400 --> 00:19:13.380 see that there's like barrels full of oil there's 00:19:13.380 --> 00:19:18.440 a big cauldron of like burning inside of it uh 00:19:18.440 --> 00:19:21.119 and then the walls so what would you like to 00:19:21.119 --> 00:19:23.920 do anything's better should we use the oil on 00:19:23.920 --> 00:19:28.039 the catapult to really make them pointy or are 00:19:28.039 --> 00:19:30.319 they like that the catapult explodes already 00:19:30.319 --> 00:19:32.640 yeah yeah but there's just that's what we see 00:19:32.640 --> 00:19:35.059 by the walls to where we can dump the oils are 00:19:35.059 --> 00:19:39.160 we gonna We put the oil and spots along the wall 00:19:39.160 --> 00:19:42.460 or if they get the dude with the ladder or something 00:19:42.460 --> 00:19:45.460 like that set up we can Dump it over the edge 00:19:45.460 --> 00:19:49.539 on them. Yeah, you do that. So give me a strength 00:19:49.539 --> 00:19:52.500 check To try and like move them move them around 00:19:52.500 --> 00:19:55.720 and stuff with advantage or just do normal. Okay 00:19:55.720 --> 00:20:03.019 19 Okay, so you're sorry 21 21. Okay. So yeah, 00:20:03.059 --> 00:20:05.180 you're able to move these over and kind of dump 00:20:05.180 --> 00:20:06.859 some of them over and then fleece it. When you're 00:20:06.859 --> 00:20:08.299 starting to drag yours, you kind of trip and 00:20:08.299 --> 00:20:10.480 they kind of fall over and just kind of roll 00:20:10.480 --> 00:20:13.140 off the ledge and hit the ground. So you get 00:20:13.140 --> 00:20:16.500 a couple spots of your choosing if you want on 00:20:16.500 --> 00:20:19.980 this wall here. Two spots of oil slick down the 00:20:19.980 --> 00:20:23.579 wall. All right. I'd say one spot would be where 00:20:23.579 --> 00:20:28.420 the ogre zombie got up before. Okay. Might as 00:20:28.420 --> 00:20:32.339 well. And let you pick the other spot. The other 00:20:32.339 --> 00:20:35.559 spot where the zombie came up as well. He climbed 00:20:35.559 --> 00:20:39.240 up on the back of the ogre guy. He was a ladder, 00:20:39.400 --> 00:20:42.759 technically. So whatever place looks vulnerable 00:20:42.759 --> 00:20:47.440 other than that. Maybe... I don't know. It looks 00:20:47.440 --> 00:20:49.640 pretty rocky in front of the catapult. I don't 00:20:49.640 --> 00:20:51.839 know if they'd be able to terrain that very well. 00:20:52.579 --> 00:20:57.660 I would say... You can also pour it on the walkway 00:20:57.660 --> 00:20:59.900 if you want. Or if you don't want to, pour the 00:20:59.900 --> 00:21:01.059 other one over the wall. Just right when they 00:21:01.059 --> 00:21:06.470 come up the wall. I'd say probably down toward 00:21:06.470 --> 00:21:12.529 the fire thing on the corner of the castle. Up 00:21:12.529 --> 00:21:14.069 towards where you are or down the lower one? 00:21:14.609 --> 00:21:17.630 Down farther south, I guess, on the same wall, 00:21:17.809 --> 00:21:19.930 the same straight stretch that the other one 00:21:19.930 --> 00:21:23.069 was. This is kind of your guys' area. Yeah, something 00:21:23.069 --> 00:21:25.750 like that. In case anything crosses over. Okay. 00:21:27.250 --> 00:21:29.730 All right, oil slicks are down, catapult slightly 00:21:29.730 --> 00:21:33.450 repaired. And Ms. Muffin? You have made your 00:21:33.450 --> 00:21:36.549 way over to Corley. What would you like to ask 00:21:36.549 --> 00:21:40.529 me? Any questions about what? What's coming next? 00:21:40.670 --> 00:21:46.210 What should we prepare for? So, when you... Give 00:21:46.210 --> 00:21:49.089 me an insight check. As you're kind of walking 00:21:49.089 --> 00:21:51.250 up and talking to her. Insight, insight, insight. 00:21:51.970 --> 00:21:55.789 Okay. Ten. Ten? Okay, you don't notice anything. 00:21:56.349 --> 00:21:59.210 So, she kind of looks at you and she goes, you 00:21:59.210 --> 00:22:01.069 want to know what's coming next? she was okay 00:22:01.069 --> 00:22:04.869 so um she was yeah they they might have i think 00:22:04.869 --> 00:22:08.089 i think we saw some skeletons coming in and we 00:22:08.089 --> 00:22:10.369 might have some more like hand things something 00:22:10.369 --> 00:22:13.109 to do with hands she goes but honestly with your 00:22:13.109 --> 00:22:15.130 guys's siege weapons you guys are doing pretty 00:22:15.130 --> 00:22:18.750 well so uh you might get some more waves of some 00:22:18.750 --> 00:22:20.750 undead but i can't really tell you much of what's 00:22:20.750 --> 00:22:24.210 coming next so uh prepare for some kind of weird 00:22:24.210 --> 00:22:28.089 hand creatures okay do i have to stay over here 00:22:29.069 --> 00:22:30.089 She goes, no, you don't have to stay with me. 00:22:30.170 --> 00:22:31.390 She goes, you can go stay with your friends. 00:22:31.430 --> 00:22:33.130 She goes, I know you lost your friend and you 00:22:33.130 --> 00:22:35.230 want to stay with your other friends. So yeah, 00:22:35.309 --> 00:22:37.230 you go. Get out of here. Thank you, Coralie. 00:22:37.329 --> 00:22:40.410 Bye. Yeah, she goes, bye. Maybe we should have 00:22:40.410 --> 00:22:44.089 dumped the oil on the actual walkway. For the 00:22:44.089 --> 00:22:51.750 hands. Okay. So yeah. You guys have done some 00:22:51.750 --> 00:22:55.690 work here. You repaired. You put some oil slicks 00:22:55.690 --> 00:22:57.369 down. Got a little bit of information from her. 00:22:59.280 --> 00:23:01.299 So, Miss Muffin, as you're kind of walking through, 00:23:01.359 --> 00:23:04.339 give me a perception check. As you're kind of 00:23:04.339 --> 00:23:06.119 going through the other defense zones, walking 00:23:06.119 --> 00:23:09.700 your way back to your friends. I would have a 00:23:09.700 --> 00:23:15.660 dream. Six. Six? Yeah. Okay, yeah, you notice 00:23:15.660 --> 00:23:17.920 nothing as you're walking through. You see, you 00:23:17.920 --> 00:23:19.880 walk through and you see like some bloody people, 00:23:20.180 --> 00:23:21.980 like hurt people around the area, but you don't 00:23:21.980 --> 00:23:25.740 notice anything special. So, continue on. And 00:23:25.740 --> 00:23:27.400 you make it back to your friends. So you guys 00:23:27.400 --> 00:23:30.259 are chilling. You're kind of a couple, an hour 00:23:30.259 --> 00:23:33.660 or so has gone by. You've noticed that the time 00:23:33.660 --> 00:23:36.640 hasn't really changed. Like the sky hasn't changed. 00:23:36.720 --> 00:23:40.640 It all just looks the same dark, eerie, off weird 00:23:40.640 --> 00:23:43.299 sky. Like darkness has just creeped all around 00:23:43.299 --> 00:23:46.900 this fortress. The fog is still there. You hit 00:23:46.900 --> 00:23:49.380 this momentary hush within the fog that's surrounding 00:23:49.380 --> 00:23:51.859 it. It just gets super silent. Then you hear 00:23:51.859 --> 00:23:55.880 this harsh twang. It's like rope twisting and 00:23:55.880 --> 00:24:00.859 wood tightening. And suddenly you see two zombies 00:24:00.859 --> 00:24:03.660 come flying through the air out of the fog. They're 00:24:03.660 --> 00:24:08.599 just like... And they land on the walkway right 00:24:08.599 --> 00:24:11.359 in front of you guys. Hell yeah, they're catapulting 00:24:11.359 --> 00:24:36.390 zombies. I can respect that. I would do this 00:24:36.390 --> 00:24:40.430 too. No. Okay. Yes, I can respect it. I would 00:24:40.430 --> 00:24:42.950 do it. If I had soldiers who wouldn't die on 00:24:42.950 --> 00:24:48.589 impact, why not? Alright, so they land on opposite 00:24:48.589 --> 00:24:50.829 sides of you. So one lands kind of on the north 00:24:50.829 --> 00:24:52.529 side of your catapult and one lands on the south 00:24:52.529 --> 00:24:55.869 side. They're like laying on the ground. Actually, 00:24:55.950 --> 00:24:59.630 they are prone until their next turn, but that 00:24:59.630 --> 00:25:02.109 is what happens. So, I need you all to roll initiative 00:25:02.109 --> 00:25:14.700 again. A game? Yes, sir. Eight. Eight. Seven. 00:25:15.119 --> 00:25:22.019 Four plus four? No. Seven plus one. So you're 00:25:22.019 --> 00:25:25.440 before me. Okay. I guess it doesn't matter if 00:25:25.440 --> 00:25:30.680 they're already dead. So, as these... Zombies 00:25:30.680 --> 00:25:33.180 hit the ground. You guys see them flail through 00:25:33.180 --> 00:25:39.700 the air. You notice out into the fog, these four 00:25:39.700 --> 00:25:44.720 skeletons are pushing this big old mangling catapult 00:25:44.720 --> 00:25:47.339 up, and they're starting to load some kind of 00:25:47.339 --> 00:25:50.460 sacks inside of it. And this is their turn, so 00:25:50.460 --> 00:25:52.700 their turn was to move it. So they all pushed 00:25:52.700 --> 00:25:55.299 and moved it up. So now it is Ms. Muffin's turn. 00:25:56.470 --> 00:25:58.910 Because this thing is a big ol' catapult for 00:25:58.910 --> 00:26:01.029 these little skeletons to move. What? I didn't 00:26:01.029 --> 00:26:02.650 hear what you said, apparently. I thought he 00:26:02.650 --> 00:26:09.829 goes first. Yeah. Yes. Please take Eugene. Okay, 00:26:09.829 --> 00:26:12.130 then you go first. Sorry. It just put you first 00:26:12.130 --> 00:26:13.650 on the initiative order. Because you have a higher 00:26:13.650 --> 00:26:16.230 initiative bonus. Go ahead. You can go first. 00:26:16.309 --> 00:26:18.490 That's fine. Yeah, I don't want to go first. 00:26:19.589 --> 00:26:21.990 Does it go why that who has the higher initiative? 00:26:22.049 --> 00:26:24.529 I guess that's what it is. It goes right on there. 00:26:24.589 --> 00:26:27.410 It might be that way I don't know. I don't like 00:26:27.410 --> 00:26:29.710 that. I don't care. You both got eight. You go 00:26:29.710 --> 00:26:33.089 first. Alright, so what was happening? We had 00:26:33.089 --> 00:26:36.450 four zombies pushing up a catapult and two on 00:26:36.450 --> 00:26:38.789 deck. There's four skeletons pushing up a catapult 00:26:38.789 --> 00:26:42.430 and then there's two zombies. One right in front 00:26:42.430 --> 00:26:44.829 of you on the south side and one up on the north 00:26:44.829 --> 00:26:45.950 side on the other side of the catapult. I'll 00:26:45.950 --> 00:26:49.089 take north ones on closest. You got one about 00:26:49.089 --> 00:26:51.670 10 feet 15 foot in front of you Well, I'm gonna 00:26:51.670 --> 00:26:55.009 shoot a guiding bolt at the catapult at the catapult. 00:26:55.069 --> 00:27:00.509 Yeah, okay Give me what is that? I just tackle 00:27:00.509 --> 00:27:10.509 right you just okay go for it spell attack No, 00:27:10.970 --> 00:27:19.240 just shy do I still have much the owner No, because 00:27:19.240 --> 00:27:21.359 it's been like a couple hours since you guys 00:27:21.359 --> 00:27:23.960 bought last. But you are welcome to do it again 00:27:23.960 --> 00:27:26.160 if you want to spend the spell slot, but that's 00:27:26.160 --> 00:27:27.960 up to you. Because I think Guiding Bolt took 00:27:27.960 --> 00:27:29.640 a spell slot too, doesn't it? Yeah, it does. 00:27:35.259 --> 00:27:40.819 I have like a couple. A couple. They go quick 00:27:40.819 --> 00:27:43.420 once you start using them. Yeah. That's when 00:27:43.420 --> 00:27:46.839 shit gets real and you can't heal. Alright. I 00:27:46.839 --> 00:27:50.059 cast my spiritual weapon. Third level, by the 00:27:50.059 --> 00:27:58.720 way. Where do you spawn this bad boy at? I'll 00:27:58.720 --> 00:28:02.119 put it down there. Where the zombie is? Where 00:28:02.119 --> 00:28:07.240 the catapult is. Oh, down there on the skeleton. 00:28:07.759 --> 00:28:10.259 I'm going to put a yellow marker to symbolize 00:28:10.259 --> 00:28:15.660 where your guy is. I'm going to attack the catapult. 00:28:16.519 --> 00:28:18.380 Alright, you're going to hit at the catapult? 00:28:18.480 --> 00:28:22.880 Alright, give me an attack roll. Good move. 16? 00:28:23.200 --> 00:28:30.000 Very much will hit, yes. Alright. And picture 00:28:30.000 --> 00:28:31.900 the catapults in between those four skeletons. 00:28:32.259 --> 00:28:40.380 Okay. Alright, so... 7 plus 5, 12. 12 damage? 00:28:41.480 --> 00:28:48.250 Okay. Very good. Force damage. Yes. All right. 00:28:48.269 --> 00:28:53.049 It takes a beating. It's still pumping Okay, 00:28:53.130 --> 00:28:56.009 and now it is miss muffins turn and what's closest 00:28:56.009 --> 00:29:00.869 to miss muffin you have a zombie Approximately 00:29:00.869 --> 00:29:04.009 from you exactly 20 feet. Okay, so I'm gonna 00:29:04.009 --> 00:29:09.410 Go up to it and jab it right in the brain hole 00:29:09.410 --> 00:29:13.450 the brain hole. Yeah With my plus one dagger 00:29:14.009 --> 00:29:16.910 multiple brain holes give me a brain hole stab 00:29:16.910 --> 00:29:21.690 roll nope not one that one really you did okay 00:29:21.690 --> 00:29:26.509 so yeah roll with advantage you know what you 00:29:26.509 --> 00:29:28.890 do get to roll with advantage yay actually that 00:29:28.890 --> 00:29:30.730 is true because you're an assassin which means 00:29:30.730 --> 00:29:34.609 that one if it has a modifier though 12. 12. 00:29:34.869 --> 00:29:38.509 okay that will because your base roll was a one 00:29:38.920 --> 00:29:41.099 Just like if your base rolls a 20. I almost forgot 00:29:41.099 --> 00:29:45.220 to ask. That will... What'd you get? A 12? Yeah. 00:29:45.500 --> 00:29:48.880 Well, I got a 4 plus 8. That will hit, yes. You 00:29:48.880 --> 00:29:50.019 do a good advantage because you're an assassin. 00:29:50.240 --> 00:29:53.200 So if you go before that enemy takes its turn... 00:29:53.200 --> 00:29:59.359 Okay, so 1d4 plus 5. Go ahead. d4 is this one? 00:29:59.680 --> 00:30:06.660 No. Where is it? Oh, there's my triangle. 3 plus 00:30:06.660 --> 00:30:12.549 5 is 8. Eight damage. Good hit. You hit him. 00:30:12.569 --> 00:30:14.809 You stick him in the brain. He should be dead. 00:30:15.069 --> 00:30:17.529 Pull it out. He's still standing. Oh no, these 00:30:17.529 --> 00:30:19.029 zombies aren't like that. You must have just 00:30:19.029 --> 00:30:22.049 missed his brain. Anything else? I just gave 00:30:22.049 --> 00:30:24.170 him a lobotomy instead. Anything else? Yeah, 00:30:24.190 --> 00:30:27.690 you just rearranged his brain. Oh, shoot. So, 00:30:28.930 --> 00:30:32.490 um, gonna back up from him? Disengage? Yeah. 00:30:33.630 --> 00:30:37.519 Okay. Disengage and you can move another 10 feet 00:30:37.519 --> 00:30:40.059 back. Yeah, you'll be standing side by side with 00:30:40.059 --> 00:30:43.220 flea stick now Please take Eugene. Please take 00:30:43.220 --> 00:30:53.799 Eugene All right next up is Crystal I'm gonna 00:30:53.799 --> 00:30:57.440 loop around the old catapult. Okay go for zombie 00:30:57.440 --> 00:31:05.259 a It all zombie a And I'm gonna take his head 00:31:05.259 --> 00:31:08.240 clean off with the dark greatsword. Clean it. 00:31:09.039 --> 00:31:12.079 See if I can hit him. Ain't gonna like that blowhead 00:31:12.079 --> 00:31:15.500 I gotta get him. Let's see. So 21 hit him? Yes. 00:31:15.660 --> 00:31:27.420 Okay. Okay. 46. So 4, 5, 6, 9, 11, 12, 13, 19, 00:31:27.740 --> 00:31:34.789 plus 6. So... yeah 25 yes he's dead so yeah you 00:31:34.789 --> 00:31:38.230 clean him clean in half but with this uh being 00:31:38.230 --> 00:31:42.329 an undead nasty creature you don't get any life 00:31:42.329 --> 00:31:46.529 back i expected it it has no life to give but 00:31:46.529 --> 00:31:49.809 you cleave it in half so good job all right it 00:31:49.809 --> 00:31:56.509 is the zombies turn so he is going to run at 00:31:56.509 --> 00:31:59.630 you a flea stick and he's going to give you a 00:31:59.630 --> 00:32:03.440 slam I'm trying to two -handed just zombie smash 00:32:03.440 --> 00:32:07.880 on your head. Oh, you know what? Actually, one 00:32:07.880 --> 00:32:09.660 second. I've got to make a constitution save. 00:32:11.160 --> 00:32:17.059 Uh -oh. That's a nat 20. So, do smash. It slow 00:32:17.059 --> 00:32:25.920 rolled into it, too. That hurt. The zombie you 00:32:25.920 --> 00:32:30.380 killed. Hits zero hit points and it definitely 00:32:30.380 --> 00:32:36.539 saved where it would drop to One hit point since 00:32:36.539 --> 00:32:39.299 I got a nat 20. It's gonna have five hit points 00:32:39.299 --> 00:32:42.940 when it stands back up Like rises back up from 00:32:42.940 --> 00:32:44.859 you cleaving it in half. It's just half a body 00:32:44.859 --> 00:32:49.779 like Resets and it stands back up. So yeah is 00:32:54.009 --> 00:32:55.250 That thing was going to hit you. That's what 00:32:55.250 --> 00:32:57.190 was happening, and I redid that. Okay, so slam 00:32:57.190 --> 00:33:00.170 for on -beat flea stick. That is an 18 plus 3, 00:33:00.230 --> 00:33:05.029 baby. That hits. Baby. 1B8 plus 1. So that's 00:33:05.029 --> 00:33:09.710 a 1 plus 1, so 2 damage. All that stress for 00:33:09.710 --> 00:33:12.269 that. He hit it hard. He came in hard with the 00:33:12.269 --> 00:33:14.970 hit, but didn't do a lot of damage. He did the 00:33:14.970 --> 00:33:28.759 wiener. Okay. All righty then that means it is 00:33:28.759 --> 00:33:33.259 the skeletons all on the Mangolin they're going 00:33:33.259 --> 00:33:35.079 to launch something you see them carry a sack 00:33:35.079 --> 00:33:37.900 and they strap it in and they they launch this 00:33:37.900 --> 00:33:46.000 They launched this bag of things and hits the 00:33:46.000 --> 00:33:51.539 bag of shit something and it hits the ground 00:33:51.539 --> 00:33:53.619 and busts open and it's a whole swarm of crawling 00:33:53.619 --> 00:34:01.119 hands that pop out where they are they're like 00:34:01.119 --> 00:34:03.200 in between flea stick miss muffin and the catapult 00:34:03.200 --> 00:34:09.340 right next to soldier three oh no that is the 00:34:09.340 --> 00:34:11.400 skeleton's turn as they work as a team to operate 00:34:11.400 --> 00:34:14.880 this but now it is the swarm of crawling claws 00:34:14.880 --> 00:34:20.079 attack turn are they rolling they are undead 00:34:20.079 --> 00:34:27.559 yes so yes we need to burn them burn them hey 00:34:27.559 --> 00:34:31.260 did we put down oil slate so the hands are actually 00:34:31.260 --> 00:34:34.519 covered in oil the swarm of crawling hands kind 00:34:34.519 --> 00:34:37.440 of like does this like like spinning around like 00:34:37.440 --> 00:34:40.000 little snow like fumbling rats like falling around 00:34:40.000 --> 00:34:41.519 each other and they look over at soldier three 00:34:41.519 --> 00:34:43.860 and they take off running at them and they're 00:34:43.860 --> 00:34:47.400 gonna Do a swarm of grasping hands. Did they 00:34:47.400 --> 00:34:50.480 get thrown past the oil slicks? Five plus four. 00:34:50.840 --> 00:34:56.420 Ugh, this sucks. Five plus four, so that probably 00:34:56.420 --> 00:34:59.579 won't hit, old boy. Good, good, good. Wait. Hey, 00:34:59.679 --> 00:35:01.960 don't say that shit. It didn't hit. It doesn't 00:35:01.960 --> 00:35:04.400 hit, no. It does not hit. They jump past and 00:35:04.400 --> 00:35:07.820 he just smacks them all off. They're like spiders. 00:35:08.039 --> 00:35:11.079 Miss Muffin, your turn. I'm going to start daggering 00:35:11.079 --> 00:35:12.820 them. You're going to move to the swarming claws? 00:35:13.579 --> 00:35:15.480 No, not move to them. I thought they were in 00:35:15.480 --> 00:35:19.119 front of me. They are... You got the zombie next 00:35:19.119 --> 00:35:21.159 to you and the swarm of crawling ants are about 00:35:21.159 --> 00:35:25.920 20 feet from you. Okay, good. So, not my problem 00:35:25.920 --> 00:35:30.260 yet. But the zombie... I can just try that lobotomy 00:35:30.260 --> 00:35:33.480 one more time. See if I can... Give me a lobotomy 00:35:33.480 --> 00:35:39.420 roll. Lobotomy! Oh, wow! Not 20 this time. Yes, 00:35:39.440 --> 00:35:46.389 yes, yes, yes! So then... Seven seven damage 00:35:46.389 --> 00:35:50.489 double damage. Oh, I didn't roll double So then 00:35:50.489 --> 00:35:55.570 it's seven plus eight He's dead Yeah, you lobotomize 00:35:55.570 --> 00:35:57.829 him a little too good in his I knew I could do 00:35:57.829 --> 00:36:02.210 it guys working. We just have to look But before 00:36:02.210 --> 00:36:06.670 he takes perfect natural lobotomizer, she wakes 00:36:06.670 --> 00:36:11.159 up forehead jab forehead jab I'm just going to 00:36:11.159 --> 00:36:13.019 cleave him straight down the nose. That's a nat 00:36:13.019 --> 00:36:16.340 1. So. Yeah, he's dead. With a nat 1, he goes, 00:36:16.500 --> 00:36:19.780 and it kind of just pops open. He dies. He does 00:36:19.780 --> 00:36:24.219 not even revive at all. Exploding spider. All 00:36:24.219 --> 00:36:27.960 right. Ms. Muffin, please take your turn. I'm 00:36:27.960 --> 00:36:31.440 taking my dragon slayer sword and cleaving right 00:36:31.440 --> 00:36:34.420 down the center of this fucking zombie. It's 00:36:34.420 --> 00:36:37.889 dead. that one oh man the only zombie the one 00:36:37.889 --> 00:36:40.010 by dude i know i accidentally said spider so 00:36:40.010 --> 00:36:43.730 you got swarming crawling claws uh 20 feet from 00:36:43.730 --> 00:36:46.329 you and then the zombie fighting duke which you 00:36:46.329 --> 00:36:48.289 know it's probably not going to last long it 00:36:48.289 --> 00:36:52.190 is about 25 30 feet from you you can't make it 00:36:52.190 --> 00:36:53.570 to the swarm crawling hands if you want to get 00:36:53.570 --> 00:36:56.409 close and hit them but that's a radius use your 00:36:56.409 --> 00:36:58.650 flame on them use your secret flame on their 00:36:58.650 --> 00:37:05.980 hands yeah that's what i thought It won't work 00:37:05.980 --> 00:37:08.980 like that. It only does like one little hand 00:37:08.980 --> 00:37:11.960 at a time. Well, it will hurt. They're just one 00:37:11.960 --> 00:37:15.480 thing. It's not like that. It's called Swarm 00:37:15.480 --> 00:37:17.679 of Crawling Hands. They're a bundle. Yeah, they 00:37:17.679 --> 00:37:20.119 can't separate. Yeah, just roll a deck save. 00:37:20.300 --> 00:37:23.920 Yeah, that's what I was thinking of. Yeah, flame 00:37:23.920 --> 00:37:27.000 them bitches. Alright, deck save. It's a 15 plus 00:37:27.000 --> 00:37:32.030 2. Is that no damage rate? Half damage. I don't 00:37:32.030 --> 00:37:34.210 think it's half damage for a sacred flame. Dammit! 00:37:34.349 --> 00:37:36.010 I think it's just a miss. They're dex, they're 00:37:36.010 --> 00:37:37.789 dex stars, they're little pearls! What would 00:37:37.789 --> 00:37:44.989 you do? Or take 1d8 radiant damage. Yeah, I think 00:37:44.989 --> 00:37:47.090 it's, I think with sacred flame it's just, so, 00:37:47.269 --> 00:37:49.789 anything else you want to do? Yeah, I need to 00:37:49.789 --> 00:37:52.090 take my shield and cleave that catapult. Oh, 00:37:52.090 --> 00:37:53.710 you're gonna hit the catapult again? Yeah. Give 00:37:53.710 --> 00:38:01.579 me it. Give me your head. Bonus! On the money. 00:38:02.619 --> 00:38:10.460 On the money. Alright, so... 1d8 plus 1... So, 00:38:10.579 --> 00:38:20.440 11. 11 damage? Okay. Money. Good round, everybody. 00:38:20.760 --> 00:38:27.199 Good jobs. Zombie on Duke. It's his turn. So 00:38:27.199 --> 00:38:30.599 he's gonna do the old slam smash on your noggin. 00:38:33.340 --> 00:38:36.719 11 plus 3. He ain't doing it. He ain't doing 00:38:36.719 --> 00:38:38.380 it. He ain't slamming air. He ain't doing it. 00:38:38.739 --> 00:38:42.360 He's slamming air. Your turn. Your turn, Duke. 00:38:42.639 --> 00:38:44.960 Could I move a couple feet to the right without 00:38:44.960 --> 00:38:48.340 him attacking me? You can move as long as it's 00:38:48.340 --> 00:38:51.260 within 5 feet. Okay. So you can like flip around 00:38:51.260 --> 00:38:53.380 him to the other side. Like circle him type stuff? 00:38:53.500 --> 00:38:54.679 Yeah, if you want. Alright, well I'm gonna move 00:38:54.679 --> 00:38:57.940 over just a little bit. Okay. And then I'm going 00:38:57.940 --> 00:39:01.960 to use my bonus action to shove him. Okay. Attempting 00:39:01.960 --> 00:39:04.760 to push him off the wall. All right. Go for it. 00:39:04.800 --> 00:39:10.739 So that'd be... Strength. Strength. Okay. Uh, 00:39:10.960 --> 00:39:15.760 not great. Ten. Ten? I got a twelve plus one. 00:39:15.960 --> 00:39:19.940 Oh, he saves, huh? He just kind of stands there. 00:39:20.280 --> 00:39:22.699 He's trying to push him over. Oh, that's upsetting. 00:39:22.699 --> 00:39:25.860 But it's a bonus action, so... All right. Action. 00:39:27.019 --> 00:39:30.480 Action is action. Yep, dark great sword straight 00:39:30.480 --> 00:39:35.360 to top the head Cleave him right down that one 00:39:35.360 --> 00:39:54.639 is a 24 13 plus 6 19 damage to the top of his 00:39:54.639 --> 00:39:59.420 cranium Yeah, you cranking right on the top of 00:39:59.420 --> 00:40:02.280 the cranium. He's making me mad. Splits him, 00:40:02.360 --> 00:40:03.920 but he's got to be constitution safe. He was 00:40:03.920 --> 00:40:06.900 supposed to fly out. How? His brain is split 00:40:06.900 --> 00:40:11.000 vertically. Both hemispheres are literally separated. 00:40:11.760 --> 00:40:14.219 No, no, no, no. Exactly. It's just once. It's 00:40:14.219 --> 00:40:16.880 just once. I was going to say, he's died. Yeah, 00:40:16.880 --> 00:40:20.420 he's died. There's no reason. Split in the mouth, 00:40:20.460 --> 00:40:24.940 forehead, yeah. Okay, so next up is the skeletons 00:40:24.940 --> 00:40:29.760 and you see them loading up another sack Can 00:40:29.760 --> 00:40:35.460 you guys handle the hands and I'll hop on the 00:40:35.460 --> 00:40:37.940 catapult with the catapult Yeah, if you guys 00:40:37.940 --> 00:40:39.820 if you guys take care of the hands, I'll get 00:40:39.820 --> 00:40:42.900 on our catapult and shoot their catapult. Yeah 00:40:42.900 --> 00:40:49.159 Yes, how do we take care of the Just attack them 00:40:49.159 --> 00:40:52.059 just attack They're just one entity, technically. 00:40:52.460 --> 00:40:55.079 Picture it not like a bunch of individual hands. 00:40:55.239 --> 00:40:57.940 Just a swarm. A bunch of hands that are... Just 00:40:57.940 --> 00:41:02.219 balling around. They launch, but I'm going to 00:41:02.219 --> 00:41:04.500 roll to see which direction they're going. They 00:41:04.500 --> 00:41:09.380 share one life. Magical life. Okay, so these 00:41:09.380 --> 00:41:12.150 ones... These ones land right in front of you 00:41:12.150 --> 00:41:13.829 guys. Please take a ms. Muffin. Just a whole 00:41:13.829 --> 00:41:15.170 bundle. Of course they do. They fall out of the 00:41:15.170 --> 00:41:17.190 sack and there's like... I say you guys screw 00:41:17.190 --> 00:41:18.449 it up. One do it one, one do it the other. And 00:41:18.449 --> 00:41:21.750 I start slicing and dicing them. You need to 00:41:21.750 --> 00:41:23.809 add into this. That way Soldier 3 doesn't get 00:41:23.809 --> 00:41:27.070 his cheeks completely clapped. And I will be 00:41:27.070 --> 00:41:30.599 made a fool of. My word will be nothing. 16 on 00:41:30.599 --> 00:41:35.219 initiative. Okay, that was the skeleton's turns. 00:41:35.400 --> 00:41:37.500 And then the next one is the swarm that's on 00:41:37.500 --> 00:41:40.039 soldier three. And you know what he's going to 00:41:40.039 --> 00:41:43.539 do? He's going to try to fondle. He's going to 00:41:43.539 --> 00:41:45.460 fondle the soldier three with his crawling claws. 00:41:45.900 --> 00:41:48.639 Grasping hands. And that one. Fondle me? Yes! 00:41:49.079 --> 00:41:51.059 They start crawling on him and you hear the soldier 00:41:51.059 --> 00:41:53.000 and he goes, Duke said he was going to protect 00:41:53.000 --> 00:41:54.920 me. Flea stick said they'd protect me. And he's 00:41:54.920 --> 00:41:56.980 like, snap! And just breaks some of the fingers 00:41:56.980 --> 00:42:20.929 on the claw. He said, I feel safe. He's gonna 00:42:20.929 --> 00:42:26.090 do some damage to him good damage He does one 00:42:26.090 --> 00:42:27.969 damage as he breaks a finger on the crawling 00:42:27.969 --> 00:42:33.829 hands. Yay Good job person five fingers broke 00:42:33.829 --> 00:42:39.489 Miss muffin your turn. You got a swarm of crawling 00:42:39.489 --> 00:42:41.710 hands in front of you and 120 feet behind you 00:42:41.710 --> 00:42:44.150 Well the one right in front of me. I'm gonna 00:42:44.150 --> 00:42:52.199 slice and dice Eleven plus eight. Nineteen. Eleven 00:42:52.199 --> 00:43:01.860 plus eight. That will hit. Six damage. Six slicing 00:43:01.860 --> 00:43:10.900 damage. Okay, six slicing damage. Alright, anything 00:43:10.900 --> 00:43:13.639 else? Anything else you want to do on your turn? 00:43:15.090 --> 00:43:18.789 Slash the base? The half slinging slasher. I 00:43:18.789 --> 00:43:22.969 mean, I don't know. Can I use my other dagger 00:43:22.969 --> 00:43:25.789 and my other hand? Okay. Yeah, okay, yes. So 00:43:25.789 --> 00:43:27.570 yeah, I'm going to slash with my other hand as 00:43:27.570 --> 00:43:30.570 well. Okay. Try to get as many as possible. Nat 00:43:30.570 --> 00:43:33.769 20! Nat 20! Double damage. I'll bring the slice 00:43:33.769 --> 00:43:37.530 with your feet. So this one's only plus 4. So 00:43:37.530 --> 00:43:42.190 it's 1 plus 4 and then 3 plus 4. You don't do 00:43:42.190 --> 00:43:45.840 your bonus twice. Oh. That's what I did last 00:43:45.840 --> 00:43:48.380 time, so we fucked it up. Roll both damage and 00:43:48.380 --> 00:43:50.760 then add your bonus. I already forgot what they 00:43:50.760 --> 00:43:54.440 were, so I'm going to reroll two and two. So 00:43:54.440 --> 00:43:56.420 that's four plus four. Okay, so eight damage. 00:43:56.639 --> 00:43:59.519 Yeah, eight damage. My bad. The last one I definitely 00:43:59.519 --> 00:44:01.719 rolled too much damage. Chater, you're kicked 00:44:01.719 --> 00:44:05.179 out. I didn't know. You're bad. Bad DM. You didn't 00:44:05.179 --> 00:44:10.360 notice. Here, puff your paper. All right, shake 00:44:10.360 --> 00:44:13.789 your flame on the handy hands. One's right in 00:44:13.789 --> 00:44:19.570 front of you? Yeah. Okay. They fail. Two plus 00:44:19.570 --> 00:44:24.150 one. Two plus two, but still fail. Seven plus 00:44:24.150 --> 00:44:29.889 four. What was it? Seven plus four? Eleven. Eleven. 00:44:30.349 --> 00:44:38.070 Radiant. Radiant. Oh, double damage then. Yep. 00:44:38.170 --> 00:44:41.860 So 22 damage? Yeah. Well, you'd roll it. Roll 00:44:41.860 --> 00:44:45.539 it up there. I was like, wait. Another seven. 00:44:46.699 --> 00:44:51.599 And a five. So, twelve. Twelve and eleven. Big 00:44:51.599 --> 00:44:54.099 ol' hits. Big ol' hits. Sacred flames frying 00:44:54.099 --> 00:44:57.800 up their undead flesh. Alright, Duke. Alright, 00:44:57.920 --> 00:45:00.940 now I gotta take my shield and bash that thing 00:45:00.940 --> 00:45:05.039 again. Yeah, go for it. You can bash it. Eight. 00:45:09.159 --> 00:45:15.989 Eighteen. Yeah. Alright, so 1 damage. So, 10. 00:45:16.210 --> 00:45:20.309 10 damage? Yep. Okay, so. I don't know how to 00:45:20.309 --> 00:45:24.289 do math. Your shield kind of just like, you see 00:45:24.289 --> 00:45:26.369 it back there just in the fog. Like, around the 00:45:26.369 --> 00:45:28.110 edge of the fog, you can barely kind of see what's 00:45:28.110 --> 00:45:29.809 happening. And just like, you're smashing and 00:45:29.809 --> 00:45:32.030 beating and pummeling. And then you guys see 00:45:32.030 --> 00:45:34.369 a clearance in the fog and the catapult's like 00:45:34.369 --> 00:45:36.289 in pieces. Just like right there, falling apart. 00:45:36.750 --> 00:45:38.409 But the skeletons are all still sitting there 00:45:38.409 --> 00:45:44.039 like... ready to go so duke your turn i'm aiming 00:45:44.039 --> 00:45:52.079 right for the middle yeah okay dexterity uh 15 00:45:52.079 --> 00:45:55.780 yeah that'll hit him that ass in the middle if 00:45:55.780 --> 00:45:58.280 you want to hit the radius yes okay it's dexterity 00:45:58.280 --> 00:46:06.780 saves correct uh -huh 15 yeah so um two ten plus 00:46:06.780 --> 00:46:09.760 three so that's a fail Four plus three is a fail. 00:46:09.960 --> 00:46:14.679 Nat 20. And four, so three. Three fail, and the 00:46:14.679 --> 00:46:16.639 nat 20, I'm going to say, doesn't take half damage. 00:46:16.800 --> 00:46:19.780 He's just going to take no damage. So, say skeleton 00:46:19.780 --> 00:46:22.940 C takes no damage, but the other three fail. 00:46:23.119 --> 00:46:30.260 So, give me that, what, 46? 46, yeah. Six, five, 00:46:30.539 --> 00:46:37.760 six, that's 17, and then one, so 18. 18 damage 00:46:37.760 --> 00:46:44.639 okay those three are fried blasted away um an 00:46:44.639 --> 00:46:49.599 explosion of fiery doom very nice fudge all right 00:46:49.599 --> 00:46:53.159 one lone skeleton just like standing by himself 00:46:54.170 --> 00:46:58.969 Okay, it's a... Yeah, he's standing face to face 00:46:58.969 --> 00:47:00.610 with your shield, just staring at it. Look at 00:47:00.610 --> 00:47:03.130 it. It's not bloody, but it's got like splinters 00:47:03.130 --> 00:47:06.349 in it. It's like it's blood dripping. It's just 00:47:06.349 --> 00:47:07.869 wood from the catapult. The shield just alone 00:47:07.869 --> 00:47:10.289 destroyed an entire catapult. It's like looking 00:47:10.289 --> 00:47:14.469 at a skeleton. Alright, a swarm of claws that 00:47:14.469 --> 00:47:17.170 are on the fleece that can miss nothing. It's 00:47:17.170 --> 00:47:21.969 going to make a swarm of grasping hands. No! 00:47:23.380 --> 00:47:26.480 Yeah. Get off me. It's like five plus four. That's 00:47:26.480 --> 00:47:28.579 my no -no square. Oh, my God. These things can't 00:47:28.579 --> 00:47:30.840 hit for shit. No, they suck. I want it to hit. 00:47:31.059 --> 00:47:33.159 Oh, it's the skeleton's turn. He's going to get 00:47:33.159 --> 00:47:36.320 with the old... Run past you right now. Spiritual 00:47:36.320 --> 00:47:39.739 shield. He said, I'm going to break that shield 00:47:39.739 --> 00:47:41.360 down. Yeah, he's going to juke him out and try 00:47:41.360 --> 00:47:43.900 to run up, climb up the wall. Well, don't I get 00:47:43.900 --> 00:47:46.860 a... Since he's trying to... Yeah, sure. Give 00:47:46.860 --> 00:47:49.469 him an opportunity attack. Yeah. He don't even 00:47:49.469 --> 00:47:50.949 care. There's nothing else he can do. He can't 00:47:50.949 --> 00:47:53.590 kill this thing. 16 plus 8. That hits. Yeah, 00:47:53.610 --> 00:47:56.909 that hits. He said, ooh! He said, I don't know 00:47:56.909 --> 00:47:58.710 what to do. He's just running around in circles. 00:47:58.829 --> 00:48:04.469 Dodge, dodge, dodge. What did it say? It said 00:48:04.469 --> 00:48:07.469 6 damage. 6 damage? All right, yeah. So you kind 00:48:07.469 --> 00:48:09.150 of chip off a bit of his shoulder. He's like, 00:48:09.190 --> 00:48:11.389 oh, fuck, and just runs right over it. He's like, 00:48:11.449 --> 00:48:15.340 I'm artillery spot. He got a 17, though. on his 00:48:15.340 --> 00:48:17.820 climb so he starts to climb the wall but that's 00:48:17.820 --> 00:48:19.440 about half his movement speed so he's standing 00:48:19.440 --> 00:48:22.059 on the edge of the wall at the top taking deep 00:48:22.059 --> 00:48:23.940 breaths into his no lungs but he's literally 00:48:23.940 --> 00:48:27.420 on your oil he's on your oil slick though so 00:48:27.420 --> 00:48:33.400 for a reminder of that that was his turn oh yeah 00:48:33.400 --> 00:48:35.739 i guess i'll do a dexterity say or his dexterity 00:48:35.739 --> 00:48:40.170 once he gets to the top he falls he gets the 00:48:40.170 --> 00:48:42.949 top he takes that deep breath into his no lungs 00:48:42.949 --> 00:48:45.170 and he's like what the and it starts to fall 00:48:45.170 --> 00:48:48.150 off the back of the thing yeah let's do some 00:48:48.150 --> 00:48:53.590 fall damage is always merciless okay rolling 00:48:53.590 --> 00:48:58.760 down he said jack he's he falls and he goes Hits 00:48:58.760 --> 00:49:00.659 the ground and like his legs break off his arm 00:49:00.659 --> 00:49:02.920 breaks off. He's got one HP. So he's just kind 00:49:02.920 --> 00:49:13.980 of like Half of some pieces left Okay, it is 00:49:13.980 --> 00:49:16.079 the other claws turn. He's going to attack the 00:49:16.079 --> 00:49:28.059 soldier Finally So, uh, his hands, you guys see 00:49:28.059 --> 00:49:29.380 this soldier, and, you know, he broke one of 00:49:29.380 --> 00:49:31.000 the fingers, and he's, like, grasping, and then 00:49:31.000 --> 00:49:33.199 you see them start to, like, grab and, like, 00:49:33.199 --> 00:49:34.920 squeeze and get tight, and you're, like, seeing 00:49:34.920 --> 00:49:36.659 them, like, walk up, like, oh, shit, like, they 00:49:36.659 --> 00:49:40.219 got a hold of him. Um, and what is this thing's 00:49:40.219 --> 00:49:43.920 health? They got my boy. Let me see this thing's 00:49:43.920 --> 00:49:46.239 health real quick. My boy. Okay, no, so he's, 00:49:46.239 --> 00:49:50.679 it's not bloodied. Okay, so, he was going to 00:49:50.679 --> 00:49:56.400 do 4d8 plus 2 necrotic damage. as they squeeze 00:49:56.400 --> 00:49:59.139 and start to like start to seep necrotic damage 00:49:59.139 --> 00:50:02.960 out of him don't let it grab you one uh eight 00:50:02.960 --> 00:50:09.079 so nine now he's six he's dead so nine ten eleven 00:50:09.079 --> 00:50:12.159 twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen he did and then 00:50:12.159 --> 00:50:14.780 three fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen he might 00:50:14.780 --> 00:50:17.940 be holding on he has 18 necrotic damage to the 00:50:17.940 --> 00:50:20.679 soldier um let me see here where is my soldier 00:50:20.679 --> 00:50:26.679 at uh yeah so You're fine. He does 18 damage 00:50:26.679 --> 00:50:28.780 and you guys see him like grasp ahold of this 00:50:28.780 --> 00:50:31.920 guy and he's like, oh, no He's like Duke flea 00:50:31.920 --> 00:50:33.860 stick and you just see him turn like black and 00:50:33.860 --> 00:50:36.239 green He's like as I just kind of pop out and 00:50:36.239 --> 00:50:38.280 he just kind of falls over as they release the 00:50:38.280 --> 00:50:44.960 grasp dead He looks He looks fried like the green 00:50:44.960 --> 00:50:48.079 on black like he's just like no, no, he's not 00:50:48.079 --> 00:50:50.119 No, he's been cooked with the chronic damage 00:50:50.119 --> 00:50:53.750 in night microwaved him essentially It's nothing. 00:50:53.989 --> 00:50:58.710 Your turn. What's next? There's a swarm of crawling 00:50:58.710 --> 00:51:01.449 claws that's behind you about 20 feet that just 00:51:01.449 --> 00:51:04.030 killed that guy. And then the one right in front 00:51:04.030 --> 00:51:05.590 of you. Okay, yeah. The one right in front of 00:51:05.590 --> 00:51:07.070 me is still alive. Then I'm going to keep slashing 00:51:07.070 --> 00:51:13.949 it. Double hands. First is my plus one. So, 10 00:51:13.949 --> 00:51:19.369 plus 8, 18. 10 plus 8, 18 to hit. Yep. And that 00:51:19.369 --> 00:51:23.530 one is... And it's a cantrip. Four plus five. 00:51:24.030 --> 00:51:28.690 Nine damage. Nine damage with that one. And then 00:51:28.690 --> 00:51:32.829 my left hand dagger. Zero hit points. Oh, he's 00:51:32.829 --> 00:51:36.170 dead. He's dead. Yeah, he's dead. NPCs don't 00:51:36.170 --> 00:51:38.710 go on the death set. You can't revive a five 00:51:38.710 --> 00:51:42.630 with one. I would not spare the dying. That's 00:51:42.630 --> 00:51:44.289 what I thought. What are you doing, Kelly? The 00:51:44.289 --> 00:51:47.650 second hand dagger. My left hand dagger. What 00:51:47.650 --> 00:51:50.039 did you do with your first damage? I didn't hear 00:51:50.039 --> 00:51:53.559 anything that was said. Sorry. I rolled an 18 00:51:53.559 --> 00:51:56.659 to hit, and I got 9 damage. Okay, so 9 damage 00:51:56.659 --> 00:51:59.719 to the claw. Or I dealt 9 damage. Okay, and then 00:51:59.719 --> 00:52:03.059 you're doing your offhand attack? Yeah. 11 plus 00:52:03.059 --> 00:52:10.019 7 to hit. Oh, yeah. 4 plus 4, 8 damage. 8 damage? 00:52:10.659 --> 00:52:13.639 Yeah, this thing's looking rough. You and Fleasick 00:52:13.639 --> 00:52:16.159 put the work on it. But it is your turn, Fleasick. 00:52:17.480 --> 00:52:20.750 There you go. Dagger, dagger. Slice, slice. Sorry, 00:52:20.829 --> 00:52:22.570 slice, slice. All right, I'm going to say you're 00:52:22.570 --> 00:52:26.090 playing these finger, fingerlings. Fingerlings? 00:52:26.510 --> 00:52:30.349 Fingerlings. Clawlings. Give me a dex save. Dex 00:52:30.349 --> 00:52:36.170 save? Okay. 19 plus some stuff, I think. 19 plus 00:52:36.170 --> 00:52:39.590 2, so super safe. All right, so I'll just bring 00:52:39.590 --> 00:52:41.949 my shield up and bash the thing. I'm going to 00:52:41.949 --> 00:52:44.170 break all the fingers. I don't know if your shield 00:52:44.170 --> 00:52:46.949 can make it that far. what is my it's like he's 00:52:46.949 --> 00:52:52.309 about 50 60 feet from you let me see 60 feet 00:52:52.309 --> 00:52:56.090 really yeah yeah okay yeah you can move him right 00:52:56.090 --> 00:53:06.590 there on him all right floats up there like garbage 00:53:06.590 --> 00:53:11.829 can't let jesus covered in booze all right we're 00:53:11.829 --> 00:53:13.670 hearing credo's theme song playing in the background 00:53:26.259 --> 00:53:33.260 Yes. Yes, he fries. You see the last hand shrivel 00:53:33.260 --> 00:53:36.239 up like a dead spider and just kind of die off 00:53:36.239 --> 00:53:39.809 right there. The shield's taking life after life. 00:53:40.030 --> 00:53:43.610 Just leave the skeleton there. It's like mercilessly 00:53:43.610 --> 00:53:45.329 bleed out with no blood. He's still got one health. 00:53:45.530 --> 00:53:48.670 He's no threat. He's crawling around. Yeah, he's 00:53:48.670 --> 00:53:51.309 just down there like a torso and an arm. He's 00:53:51.309 --> 00:53:53.349 just waiting to see what happens. No mercy. Duke, 00:53:53.409 --> 00:53:57.030 it's your turn. Your boy's dead. You know what's 00:53:57.030 --> 00:54:00.010 about to happen. You gonna mercy kill? I'm gonna 00:54:00.010 --> 00:54:02.989 go vengeance kill. With the catapult? No. With 00:54:02.989 --> 00:54:07.289 my dark greatsword, I'm going to... Slash this 00:54:07.289 --> 00:54:10.650 fool twice these hands slash these fools these 00:54:10.650 --> 00:54:14.030 hands throw hands All the hands ain't dead. Now 00:54:14.030 --> 00:54:16.769 these I don't want to attack these days We just 00:54:16.769 --> 00:54:19.690 chilled while they mangled my boy. He saved himself 00:54:19.690 --> 00:54:21.389 twice. They couldn't run away cuz they're an 00:54:21.389 --> 00:54:28.769 opportunity attack Let's see six plus nine Nine 00:54:28.769 --> 00:54:52.099 yeah 9 plus 6 15 15 damage good slain slice make 00:54:52.099 --> 00:54:56.260 some hand and then next attack Yeah, you know 00:54:56.260 --> 00:55:03.059 crit fail He's about to get my second attack 00:55:03.059 --> 00:55:06.539 in, start bullying. Yeah, so you go to swing 00:55:06.539 --> 00:55:09.579 the second attack in, you see the body of your 00:55:09.579 --> 00:55:11.880 necrotic little soldier right there, and you 00:55:11.880 --> 00:55:14.119 kind of do a slip and fall down, looking face 00:55:14.119 --> 00:55:15.719 to face with him. He's like right in your face, 00:55:15.719 --> 00:55:19.360 and you're knocked prone for a turn. You got 00:55:19.360 --> 00:55:22.980 to get that dude's face. And then the left skeleton's 00:55:22.980 --> 00:55:25.719 turn, but he's mortally injured. He's on the 00:55:25.719 --> 00:55:28.519 bottom, he's like, guys! Guys! Is there anyone 00:55:28.519 --> 00:55:31.320 still alive to help me? Because he can't do anything. 00:55:31.920 --> 00:55:35.539 So, swarm of crawling hands. Oh boy. Well, they're 00:55:35.539 --> 00:55:37.800 going to look to their only opponent next to 00:55:37.800 --> 00:55:44.139 them. And this thing is bloody now, so... That 00:55:44.139 --> 00:55:46.920 would mean it does this instead. Okay, so it's 00:55:46.920 --> 00:55:50.780 going to try to grasp you, Duke. Eight plus four. 00:55:51.199 --> 00:56:05.710 No. Luckily you guys killed the cat so I'll spin 00:56:05.710 --> 00:56:09.150 around Isn't it just 20 feet from me if it's 00:56:09.150 --> 00:56:12.510 on Duke still run the 20 feet and slice and dice 00:56:12.510 --> 00:56:16.349 it Since I ran and did all that do I still get 00:56:16.349 --> 00:56:21.929 to use both hands or just the one? Nine plus 00:56:21.929 --> 00:56:26.179 eight to hit with my Right plus one dagger, and 00:56:26.179 --> 00:56:32.579 that is seven damage. And then my left hand, 00:56:32.940 --> 00:56:38.960 five plus seven to hit. Well, five plus seven 00:56:38.960 --> 00:56:44.900 hit, what is that? Oh, 12. 12 hit? Yes. Yeah, 00:56:44.900 --> 00:56:48.559 all the money. Six damage with that one. All 00:56:48.559 --> 00:56:51.420 right, please take your turn. All right, is it 00:56:51.420 --> 00:56:54.190 just the hands left? Yes, just the hands. The 00:56:54.190 --> 00:56:58.570 claws. The claws. All right. Just sacred flame 00:56:58.570 --> 00:57:05.010 again. Okay. Eight plus one, I think. Eight plus 00:57:05.010 --> 00:57:10.090 two. 16 to hit. All right. Who fails? So 2d8 00:57:10.090 --> 00:57:16.349 gradient. So roll a four. Yep. So four. Four. 00:57:17.590 --> 00:57:24.159 Eight. So that's 16. 17 damage. Yeah, radiant 00:57:24.159 --> 00:57:28.320 light fries him up. Fries them all into a little 00:57:28.320 --> 00:57:31.559 radiant ash and they die. I'm gonna end the combat. 00:57:31.800 --> 00:57:34.980 You guys completed it. Good job. You survived 00:57:34.980 --> 00:57:38.679 that swarm. Except there's one skeleton left 00:57:38.679 --> 00:57:40.260 who's just laying on the ground down below the 00:57:40.260 --> 00:57:41.480 wall. I don't know what you guys want to do with 00:57:41.480 --> 00:57:44.760 him, but that's up to you. Put him on your backpack. 00:57:45.159 --> 00:57:48.059 Big rocks laying around. Yeah, there's crumbled 00:57:48.059 --> 00:57:49.659 pieces of like wall where they were launching 00:57:49.659 --> 00:57:51.800 stuff and your catapult's been blown up. I'll 00:57:51.800 --> 00:57:53.260 just drop one off the wall. You'll just drop 00:57:53.260 --> 00:57:57.320 a rock. Okay. Give me a strength check. A strength 00:57:57.320 --> 00:58:00.840 check is to like throw that thing down. I don't 00:58:00.840 --> 00:58:03.039 think throwing is necessary. No, yeah. It's kind 00:58:03.039 --> 00:58:08.300 of a hold out and drop. Just drop it. Fifteen 00:58:08.300 --> 00:58:11.519 plus five? Yeah. You drop it. And he goes, wait, 00:58:11.579 --> 00:58:13.820 wait, wait, wait, wait. It just crushes and just 00:58:13.820 --> 00:58:29.630 blows into pieces. 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