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Near warning 00:01:07.019 --> 00:01:09.480 use of violence profanity rude humor and the 00:01:09.480 --> 00:01:13.079 portrayal of drug and alcohol use Welcome to 00:01:13.079 --> 00:01:14.980 dummies of dice a Dungeons and Dragons actual 00:01:14.980 --> 00:01:16.859 play podcast that follows for not so average 00:01:16.859 --> 00:01:18.599 dummies of our world They get caught up in a 00:01:18.599 --> 00:01:20.540 magical storm and are transported to the world 00:01:20.540 --> 00:01:22.120 of Dungeons and Dragons where they must survive 00:01:22.120 --> 00:01:26.739 and try to find a way back home Hey guys Nate 00:01:26.739 --> 00:01:29.799 here my characters Duke crystal, you know, he's 00:01:29.799 --> 00:01:32.400 the drug addicted level 6 barbarian of the group 00:01:32.400 --> 00:01:36.599 fun fact about Duke he has random boner syndrome 00:01:36.599 --> 00:01:40.120 that's why he had a boner when he spawned into 00:01:40.120 --> 00:01:48.920 the scroll hey everybody r2 here ryan tucker 00:01:48.920 --> 00:01:51.140 here i play this fleastick sockjelly i'm the 00:01:51.140 --> 00:01:53.920 hobo trash master cleric of the god rumpke i 00:01:53.920 --> 00:01:56.099 am the macgyver of all things trash and garbage 00:01:56.099 --> 00:01:59.079 fun fact flea stick took a shower last night 00:02:00.319 --> 00:02:03.540 Good. Very good. The scroll cleaned him off 00:02:03.540 --> 00:02:08.000 while he was inside. Your shower is broken. Hi, 00:02:08.180 --> 00:02:10.379 I'm Kelli Lee and I play Miss Muffin. She's a 00:02:10.379 --> 00:02:14.280 crazy cat lady level 6 rogue. Fun fact, Miss 00:02:14.280 --> 00:02:17.319 Muffin dabbles in the flow arts. In the flow 00:02:17.319 --> 00:02:24.319 arts. Hey guys, Ryan, R1. I'm playing as Archie 00:02:24.319 --> 00:02:27.259 Ortiz, a 76 -year -old MMA gym owner. He's also 00:02:27.259 --> 00:02:30.530 the monk of the group. Fun fact. Archie is getting 00:02:30.530 --> 00:02:47.069 too old for this shit My name is Trisston Hayes 00:02:47.069 --> 00:02:49.629 and I am the dummy master and my fun fact today 00:02:49.629 --> 00:02:53.189 Is that the oldest living land animal on earth 00:02:53.189 --> 00:02:55.629 is a hundred and ninety two year old tortoise 00:02:55.629 --> 00:03:00.770 named Jonathan. Jonathan will be remembered. 00:03:00.949 --> 00:03:03.870 That we know of. That we know of now. That could 00:03:03.870 --> 00:03:05.689 have been an old article. He could be older. 00:03:06.009 --> 00:03:08.789 It could just be an animal in the wild. Listen, 00:03:08.789 --> 00:03:10.349 I'm not going to look up my site sources because 00:03:10.349 --> 00:03:12.370 I don't know. I didn't look at the sources. What 00:03:12.370 --> 00:03:15.650 about Bigfoot? How old is he? Loch Ness? One 00:03:15.650 --> 00:03:19.509 of them. Loch Ness is old. Oh, Nessie, Megalodon, 00:03:19.530 --> 00:03:21.710 old. They're kraken. You know, there is one. 00:03:22.270 --> 00:03:24.569 They're kraken.. Yeah, don't 00:03:24.569 --> 00:03:26.050 mess with him. The old lady who lives in the 00:03:26.050 --> 00:03:29.430 apartment above you? Old. Old. Maybe not 190, 00:03:29.810 --> 00:03:33.669 but old. All right, DnD. God, I don't want 00:03:33.669 --> 00:03:56.319 to miss the apartment. Now we are. You're done. 00:03:56.719 --> 00:03:58.960 Yeah, you're done. You're done. You're done. 00:03:59.280 --> 00:04:01.680 That's four against one. You're done. You're 00:04:01.680 --> 00:04:06.960 done. Four times. So, where we left off last 00:04:06.960 --> 00:04:12.979 time. Last. You guys had defeated the big bad's 00:04:12.979 --> 00:04:15.360 little counterparts of you inside of the scroll 00:04:15.360 --> 00:04:19.660 and got the information about how to gather, 00:04:19.860 --> 00:04:23.439 or about to gathering other scrolls, bring them 00:04:23.439 --> 00:04:25.360 together to make a portal back to your home. 00:04:25.360 --> 00:04:29.480 Try that again. Try it again. I thought it was 00:04:29.480 --> 00:04:39.860 just fine. That rude. That rude. You guys have 00:04:39.860 --> 00:04:41.319 found the information that tells you that you 00:04:41.319 --> 00:04:42.939 need to gather three other scrolls to bring them 00:04:42.939 --> 00:04:45.399 all together and open a portal back to your home. 00:04:45.779 --> 00:04:49.490 And get our cat back. And maybe gather back your 00:04:49.490 --> 00:04:51.189 things along the way, depending on what happens. 00:04:51.329 --> 00:04:53.569 We'll see. Oh, God. Don't forget you lost your 00:04:53.569 --> 00:04:55.389 cat. Give her the measles. Your garbage shield, 00:04:55.569 --> 00:05:00.430 your cat, and Archie's youth. And Duke lost nothing. 00:05:00.569 --> 00:05:03.209 He doesn't know this joke. I will kill him! He 00:05:03.209 --> 00:05:05.629 lost a little bit more of his humanity, but... 00:05:05.629 --> 00:05:09.009 I don't know, that whole thing was such an uninteresting... 00:05:09.009 --> 00:05:13.019 Alright, so... You guys get this info. You see 00:05:13.019 --> 00:05:14.779 it in the Star Wars -esque letters that come 00:05:14.779 --> 00:05:16.699 down to you. And you guys feel the pull of the 00:05:16.699 --> 00:05:20.480 scroll starting to, you know, yeah. Start to 00:05:20.480 --> 00:05:22.819 suck you guys out of this thing. And you're starting 00:05:22.819 --> 00:05:25.019 to dematerialize and pixelate and form away. 00:05:25.300 --> 00:05:28.879 And then as you start to come back to life, make 00:05:28.879 --> 00:05:31.180 me constitution saves. And you guys all come 00:05:31.180 --> 00:05:35.699 back to reality inside of this tomb. 19 plus 00:05:35.699 --> 00:05:43.410 3? 6. 15. 13. 13 okay so Archie and miss muffin 00:05:43.410 --> 00:05:46.129 you guys are all stumbling you know dazed as 00:05:46.129 --> 00:05:48.290 can be looks like you were just all of you are 00:05:48.290 --> 00:05:52.000 feeling this you just were literally atomically 00:05:52.000 --> 00:05:53.899 destructed and then reconstructed out into the 00:05:53.899 --> 00:05:55.819 reality again. Like Willy Wonka. Yeah, like Willy 00:05:55.819 --> 00:05:59.199 Wonka. Yeah, so you guys are just coming back 00:05:59.199 --> 00:06:01.040 to life, feeling this thing, and you guys are 00:06:01.040 --> 00:06:02.759 stumbling and getting out of this tomb you guys 00:06:02.759 --> 00:06:05.199 are in. And when you get outside the doors, you're 00:06:05.199 --> 00:06:08.199 in this forest, and Duke and Flea Steak, you 00:06:08.199 --> 00:06:10.180 guys crash right as you get out the door and 00:06:10.180 --> 00:06:12.540 fall on your face. But, Miss Muffet and Archie, 00:06:12.600 --> 00:06:14.920 make me perception check before you guys go down. 00:06:16.360 --> 00:06:21.240 Perception check. The mood was slick. Nine plus 00:06:21.240 --> 00:06:27.100 four. Eight. Eight? What'd you get, Miss Muffin? 00:06:27.199 --> 00:06:30.100 Nine plus four. Nine plus four. Okay, so you 00:06:30.100 --> 00:06:31.639 guys are kind of... Archie, you don't see much. 00:06:31.759 --> 00:06:34.279 Your youth's gone. So your eyes are blurry. It's 00:06:34.279 --> 00:06:36.120 hard for you to see. And you start to fall unconscious 00:06:36.120 --> 00:06:38.060 and fall to the ground and hit the ground hard. 00:06:38.420 --> 00:06:41.759 And Miss Muffin, before you feel the last bit 00:06:41.759 --> 00:06:44.160 of you going unconscious and falling to the ground, 00:06:44.220 --> 00:06:47.720 you see... A couple soldiers of some sort and 00:06:47.720 --> 00:06:50.100 like, you know armor and whatnot and they you 00:06:50.100 --> 00:06:52.139 hear one of them shout I think I found them. 00:06:52.180 --> 00:06:54.259 I think I found them. They're over here and you 00:06:54.259 --> 00:06:58.079 fall unconscious so The time goes by some things 00:06:58.079 --> 00:07:00.600 happen. You guys are moving along and then you 00:07:00.600 --> 00:07:04.839 start to awake and as you awake You realize that 00:07:04.839 --> 00:07:07.639 your hands are tied You are in like the back 00:07:07.639 --> 00:07:11.019 of this caged little cart and there's this little 00:07:11.019 --> 00:07:13.300 halfling woman sitting there in front of you 00:07:18.300 --> 00:07:22.759 Okay, so you guys wake up and you see this stout 00:07:22.759 --> 00:07:25.019 little halfling she's wearing plate armor and 00:07:25.019 --> 00:07:26.819 she's kind of sitting in this carriage with you 00:07:26.819 --> 00:07:31.879 and She says such lucky timing She she goes I'm 00:07:31.879 --> 00:07:34.959 I'm Corley Halvecar Representing the Lord's Alliance 00:07:34.959 --> 00:07:38.540 the situation here has gotten much much worse. 00:07:38.740 --> 00:07:42.600 I'll fill you in but first I was going to ask 00:07:42.600 --> 00:07:44.540 you to tell me a bit about yourselves, but we 00:07:44.540 --> 00:07:46.519 know all about you guys. With the Lord's Alliance, 00:07:46.899 --> 00:07:48.800 you broke one of our people out of one of our 00:07:48.800 --> 00:07:51.759 prisons. And she goes, well, but it's your lucky 00:07:51.759 --> 00:07:54.540 day because today you're going to try to earn 00:07:54.540 --> 00:07:56.860 your freedom. And then she throws her hands up 00:07:56.860 --> 00:07:58.839 all excitedly and looks at you all just kind 00:07:58.839 --> 00:08:02.540 of like waiting for everyone to be excited. And 00:08:02.540 --> 00:08:05.100 before you know it, you come up on this old, 00:08:05.220 --> 00:08:08.759 deathly looking huge fortress. You guys pull 00:08:08.759 --> 00:08:12.480 up on this. huge fortress. And she goes, this 00:08:12.480 --> 00:08:16.540 is Iron Spine Keep. And she gets up and they 00:08:16.540 --> 00:08:18.259 open up the cage of the cart and pull you guys 00:08:18.259 --> 00:08:20.319 out. And they're not being like rough or anything. 00:08:20.480 --> 00:08:22.019 They're just like, kind of just, you know, like 00:08:22.019 --> 00:08:25.680 hop on out guys, whatever. And she starts to 00:08:25.680 --> 00:08:27.779 lead you through this fortress. And you're seeing 00:08:27.779 --> 00:08:30.339 like workers repairing walls and people running 00:08:30.339 --> 00:08:33.000 around back and forth, stacking spears and shields 00:08:33.000 --> 00:08:35.139 and swords. And they're just, it looks like everybody's 00:08:35.139 --> 00:08:38.009 in a kind of a fright panic. She leads you to 00:08:38.009 --> 00:08:40.269 the fortress and she goes, Five great cities 00:08:40.269 --> 00:08:43.470 of the Sword Coast have combined forces to restore 00:08:43.470 --> 00:08:46.370 this fortress. We expected it would give us better 00:08:46.370 --> 00:08:49.350 visibility into trouble on the frontier, but 00:08:49.350 --> 00:08:52.250 it seems that the Red Wizards of Fae don't want 00:08:52.250 --> 00:08:55.529 us here. And earlier today, an image of a vile 00:08:55.529 --> 00:08:58.809 necromancer, Zaztam, the leader of the Red Wizards, 00:08:58.809 --> 00:09:01.559 appeared in the sky above the fortress. He commanded 00:09:01.559 --> 00:09:03.779 that everyone in the fortress flee or face his 00:09:03.779 --> 00:09:06.759 army. And she kind of gestures around and looks 00:09:06.759 --> 00:09:08.679 at all the people, and you can see that everybody's 00:09:08.679 --> 00:09:10.700 freaking out and going nuts. And she goes, but 00:09:10.700 --> 00:09:13.519 we won't be bullied, and we won't abandon a stronghold 00:09:13.519 --> 00:09:15.879 that the Red Wizards might use as a foothold 00:09:15.879 --> 00:09:17.779 in the region we're staying in. But we don't 00:09:17.779 --> 00:09:20.259 have many soldiers. I don't even have a squire 00:09:20.259 --> 00:09:23.580 to help me. So we need you. Scouts have identified 00:09:23.580 --> 00:09:26.240 an army of skeletons, zombies, and other undead 00:09:26.240 --> 00:09:28.740 headed this way. They'll arrive within the hour, 00:09:28.840 --> 00:09:32.100 probably in multiple waves, and we need souls 00:09:32.100 --> 00:09:35.559 like you who we know can fight on the wall defending. 00:09:36.059 --> 00:09:38.600 She goes, but which wall? Each city has a reinforced 00:09:38.600 --> 00:09:40.440 part of this fortress, and you'll be stationed 00:09:40.440 --> 00:09:42.720 in a defense zone on behalf of one of the five 00:09:42.720 --> 00:09:47.919 cities. You can decide which. So basically, you 00:09:47.919 --> 00:09:50.379 guys are being recruited to help defend this 00:09:50.379 --> 00:09:53.629 fortress from an evil necromancer. to earn your 00:09:53.629 --> 00:09:55.990 freedom to break out of the lord's alliance you 00:09:55.990 --> 00:09:58.009 know from stealing breaking out of their prison 00:09:58.009 --> 00:10:02.269 and bugging doing all that so you have the option 00:10:02.269 --> 00:10:06.789 to two of you can split like you can go two and 00:10:06.789 --> 00:10:09.330 two to separate parts of this fortress to defend 00:10:09.330 --> 00:10:11.629 if you'd like or you can all four go to one part 00:10:11.629 --> 00:10:14.309 of the fortress all four to one all four it's 00:10:14.309 --> 00:10:16.789 up to you that she's she kind of so she kind 00:10:16.789 --> 00:10:18.610 of says like you guys make your choice on what 00:10:18.610 --> 00:10:19.950 you want to go she goes there's plenty of other 00:10:19.950 --> 00:10:22.460 soldiers so if you all go to one spot You guys 00:10:22.460 --> 00:10:24.299 can all defend that one spot, and then we will 00:10:24.299 --> 00:10:26.059 have more soldiers to disperse to the others. 00:10:26.220 --> 00:10:28.779 Yeah, let's do that. You know, we have ways to 00:10:28.779 --> 00:10:31.120 call for help if one spot starts to fall. She 00:10:31.120 --> 00:10:32.740 goes, there's red flares that will shoot into 00:10:32.740 --> 00:10:36.299 the sky that will let you know that a wall is 00:10:36.299 --> 00:10:39.519 close to falling if we need help. So, what would 00:10:39.519 --> 00:10:42.340 you guys like to do? I'm going to pull up the 00:10:42.340 --> 00:10:46.090 map here. If you want. And she goes, here's a 00:10:46.090 --> 00:10:48.789 map of the fortress. You guys can pick and defend. 00:10:48.970 --> 00:10:50.870 Pick your spot to defend. She goes, there are 00:10:50.870 --> 00:10:53.730 siege weapons at every position of the wall. 00:10:54.009 --> 00:10:56.470 So you guys can use those of your own free will. 00:10:56.710 --> 00:11:00.230 We know that you're prisoners, but here we are 00:11:00.230 --> 00:11:02.549 all in the same boat. We're all trying to survive 00:11:02.549 --> 00:11:04.750 an undead necromancer. She goes, so free will 00:11:04.750 --> 00:11:07.009 to use any weapons of the cities and any weapons 00:11:07.009 --> 00:11:10.350 of the defenses here or your own devices. So 00:11:10.350 --> 00:11:12.570 what would you guys like to do? Or would you 00:11:12.570 --> 00:11:16.039 guys like to... Def - defend. You have to refresh. 00:11:16.259 --> 00:11:21.419 I did a hundred times. Well, she's up. I will 00:11:21.419 --> 00:11:26.419 guard the west wall. So, west, but, uh, so... 00:11:26.419 --> 00:11:28.139 Mithril Hall. You want to go for Mithril Hall? 00:11:28.519 --> 00:11:31.659 Yes, that side over there. We all shall follow. 00:11:32.139 --> 00:11:37.000 No! Yes. No, Duke Crystal! I want to fight the 00:11:37.000 --> 00:11:41.480 Duke. And I'm going to follow them whether they 00:11:41.480 --> 00:11:44.799 like it or not. I guess I'm just going to run 00:11:44.799 --> 00:11:47.019 around the whole place. I guess we're going between 00:11:47.019 --> 00:11:48.480 these walls. I mean, splitting up can be helpful 00:11:48.480 --> 00:11:49.720 because you can cover different areas. It could 00:11:49.720 --> 00:11:52.200 be, but it could also be terrifying and stupid. 00:11:54.139 --> 00:11:59.179 You just want to hide in the back and get carried. 00:11:59.340 --> 00:12:02.200 That's what you want. I don't want to die. You 00:12:02.200 --> 00:12:04.799 won't be. We're splitting up in teams. Yeah, 00:12:04.799 --> 00:12:06.460 you'll have Archie with you. There's multiple 00:12:06.460 --> 00:12:10.100 soldiers with us. Well, yeah, we'll have, well, 00:12:10.200 --> 00:12:13.120 instead of us four against everything, we'll 00:12:13.120 --> 00:12:16.179 have foot soldiers with us, too, because we will 00:12:16.179 --> 00:12:17.899 be split up. If not, she's going to just send 00:12:17.899 --> 00:12:20.120 all the troops away from us. Corley is happily 00:12:20.120 --> 00:12:21.820 standing around, like, listening to your guys' 00:12:21.860 --> 00:12:24.320 conversations and adding in any questions that 00:12:24.320 --> 00:12:28.600 you guys have. So if we die or anybody dies, 00:12:28.940 --> 00:12:31.019 can that necromancer bring them back and use 00:12:31.019 --> 00:12:33.179 them as soldiers? Oh, most definitely. Yeah, 00:12:33.240 --> 00:12:36.240 if one of you are to fall and the necromancer, 00:12:36.340 --> 00:12:39.129 well, well, well, well, no, no, no, no. the necromancer 00:12:39.129 --> 00:12:43.049 himself isn't here but if he was here yes he 00:12:43.049 --> 00:12:45.509 could easily take your soul and bring you back 00:12:45.509 --> 00:12:50.629 but he is not here no he is sent an army is it 00:12:50.629 --> 00:12:54.110 an undead army uh yeah our scouts haven't been 00:12:54.110 --> 00:12:56.610 able to get too close but they'll say we'll face 00:12:56.610 --> 00:12:59.090 dozens or even hundreds of skeletons and zombies 00:12:59.090 --> 00:13:02.350 all around this part of the fortress they have 00:13:02.350 --> 00:13:04.929 a few wagons or perhaps large creatures with 00:13:04.929 --> 00:13:07.600 them that's not clear I've had conflicting reports 00:13:07.600 --> 00:13:09.620 about the Horde's leader, but it's some kind 00:13:09.620 --> 00:13:13.799 of ghost or creature made of dark mist. So some 00:13:13.799 --> 00:13:15.720 sort of warlord that is kind of guiding this 00:13:15.720 --> 00:13:19.059 little army. Where are you going? Where are you 00:13:19.059 --> 00:13:22.580 going at? The West Wall. So Duke, are you and 00:13:22.580 --> 00:13:27.440 Flea Stick going together? I guess. Whoever follows. 00:13:27.740 --> 00:13:30.919 I'll go opposite of them. East? Yeah. Okay, so 00:13:30.919 --> 00:13:33.480 Duke and Flea Stick. You guys are going to go 00:13:33.480 --> 00:13:37.220 to Mithril Hall. Do you want Waterdeep or do 00:13:37.220 --> 00:13:40.899 you want Silvery Moon? Me? Yes, you and Miss 00:13:40.899 --> 00:13:44.200 Muffin. So are we defending the inner outer walls? 00:13:44.220 --> 00:13:48.480 You're going to be on the wall. Silvery Moon? 00:13:49.840 --> 00:13:51.500 Okay, so you're going to go with the lower east 00:13:51.500 --> 00:13:56.480 end. Okay, so you two, Archie Ortiz and Miss 00:13:56.480 --> 00:14:00.519 Muffin, are going to the Silvery Moon city defense 00:14:00.519 --> 00:14:05.940 area. Wonderful and then Duke crystal and fleece 00:14:05.940 --> 00:14:10.139 stick sock jelly. Am I reading that right? Correctamundo. 00:14:10.279 --> 00:14:13.700 Okay. Yeah, you you guys are gonna be in Mithril 00:14:13.700 --> 00:14:18.840 Hall city defense So would you like to know how 00:14:18.840 --> 00:14:23.820 to run the weapons of your zone? Okay, so Mithril 00:14:23.820 --> 00:14:29.870 Hall is the Northwest defensive So on this wall 00:14:29.870 --> 00:14:33.710 is a modified catapult that launches iron canisters 00:14:33.710 --> 00:14:35.909 of superheated metal that explode on impact. 00:14:36.190 --> 00:14:38.690 Isn't that exciting? Because a cunning mechanized 00:14:38.690 --> 00:14:41.590 device drops a new canister into place with the 00:14:41.590 --> 00:14:43.929 recoil, loading the launcher immediately and 00:14:43.929 --> 00:14:46.789 automatically when it's fired. So when you shoot 00:14:46.789 --> 00:14:49.330 this thing, it's going to go and load in another 00:14:49.330 --> 00:14:54.629 thing. So to operate this, it has an AC of 15. 00:14:54.970 --> 00:15:00.789 Its hit points are 30. requires aim so Dexterity 00:15:00.789 --> 00:15:03.789 saving throw DC 15 each creature in a 20 foot 00:15:03.789 --> 00:15:07.870 radius sphere centered on a point 30 to 300 feet 00:15:07.870 --> 00:15:10.669 from the launcher they fail so if they get under 00:15:10.669 --> 00:15:14.090 15 they take 4d6 fire damage and on a success 00:15:14.090 --> 00:15:18.049 they take half damage so aiming the forge launcher 00:15:18.049 --> 00:15:20.830 requires the utilize action then a creature can 00:15:20.830 --> 00:15:25.490 take the fiery canister action so basically I 00:15:25.490 --> 00:15:29.730 believe what you do here is you aim. Where's 00:15:29.730 --> 00:15:33.190 the thing you have for the attack here? Aim and 00:15:33.190 --> 00:15:35.129 then, oh, dexterity saving throw, yeah. So you 00:15:35.129 --> 00:15:37.429 would just do the utilize action to aim the thing, 00:15:37.529 --> 00:15:38.970 and then it would launch, and then they would 00:15:38.970 --> 00:15:43.429 make the save. All right, so she kind of guides 00:15:43.429 --> 00:15:45.330 you guys over there to that Mithril Hall defense 00:15:45.330 --> 00:15:48.090 area, and she says, well, get familiar with your 00:15:48.090 --> 00:15:50.769 zone, and we'll leave you here, and I'm sure 00:15:50.769 --> 00:15:52.970 some other guards or soldiers will be by soon 00:15:52.970 --> 00:15:56.960 to help you guys out. And then she goes, Miss 00:15:56.960 --> 00:15:59.379 Muffin and Archie, I'll show you guys to your 00:15:59.379 --> 00:16:02.240 zone. We'll get you guys set up. So you guys 00:16:02.240 --> 00:16:05.000 head over to the silvery moon section of the 00:16:05.000 --> 00:16:09.299 wall. The east. What's our weapon? Siege weapon 00:16:09.299 --> 00:16:11.720 in the silvery moon's defense zone is a ballista. 00:16:13.039 --> 00:16:15.960 Imperceptible fey spirits automatically aim the 00:16:15.960 --> 00:16:18.240 ballista. However, the spirits aren't strong 00:16:18.240 --> 00:16:20.200 enough to lift the heavy ballista bolt, so it 00:16:20.200 --> 00:16:23.960 must be loaded by hand. So you must make a load. 00:16:24.709 --> 00:16:27.250 Action you got to load it and then take the fire 00:16:27.250 --> 00:16:30.190 attack so ranged attack roll plus six you get 00:16:30.190 --> 00:16:33.269 a range of 120 anything past that is disadvantage 00:16:33.269 --> 00:16:37.509 and If you hit it is a four new ten piercing 00:16:37.509 --> 00:16:41.889 damage Yeah, so you guys gotta look the give 00:16:41.889 --> 00:16:44.330 me like a strength roll I think to lift the list 00:16:44.330 --> 00:16:47.610 of things to put the bolts in and then great 00:16:47.610 --> 00:16:52.049 range to tackle Well, no, actually no, it's just 00:16:52.049 --> 00:16:54.250 utilize action. I think you just do it You just 00:16:54.250 --> 00:16:57.110 load it and then fire. Okay. Like a torpedo. 00:16:57.350 --> 00:17:02.610 Yeah, like a torpedo. So she kind of, she leaves 00:17:02.610 --> 00:17:04.130 you and there's already two soldiers standing 00:17:04.130 --> 00:17:06.150 with you and they're kind of like just little 00:17:06.150 --> 00:17:07.930 guys just shaking there with their swords and 00:17:07.930 --> 00:17:12.390 like small armor on. But then Duke and Flea Stick, 00:17:12.650 --> 00:17:18.430 you only see one soldier walk up. And he kind 00:17:18.430 --> 00:17:20.069 of, he walks up and he's like, I'm here to help 00:17:20.069 --> 00:17:22.849 you guys, but my friend, he's dead. He can't 00:17:22.849 --> 00:17:26.940 help. He bled out. So, like, he's just, you guys 00:17:26.940 --> 00:17:30.319 get one guy that's standing with you. So. Just 00:17:30.319 --> 00:17:36.099 stay behind us. Yeah. His name is Soldier 3. 00:17:36.700 --> 00:17:38.740 Soldier 3. That's how you know he's important. 00:17:38.980 --> 00:17:41.400 Soldier 3, you do what we say when we say it. 00:17:41.539 --> 00:17:45.900 Okay. It's a good number. He'll survive. Yeah. 00:17:46.680 --> 00:17:51.240 So, I'll give you the kind of dimensions you're 00:17:51.240 --> 00:17:54.619 working with here. So, battlements and walkways. 00:17:54.839 --> 00:17:57.619 The walkway that you guys are on is 20 feet above 00:17:57.619 --> 00:18:00.900 the ground, so you're that high up. There's no 00:18:00.900 --> 00:18:03.299 battlement railings or anything on the interior 00:18:03.299 --> 00:18:07.460 of the walkway, only on the outside of it. The 00:18:07.460 --> 00:18:09.420 buildings are all 40 feet high, which don't really 00:18:09.420 --> 00:18:10.779 matter because you're not inside the building 00:18:10.779 --> 00:18:13.319 unless you somehow get into the building. It 00:18:13.319 --> 00:18:16.559 is a sunny afternoon, so it is bright light. 00:18:16.619 --> 00:18:19.359 There's no darkness. You have the siege equipment. 00:18:19.480 --> 00:18:22.619 There are stairs and ladders that ascend. to 00:18:22.619 --> 00:18:25.880 the innards of the fortress. There is a trapdoor 00:18:25.880 --> 00:18:28.640 hatch that goes down a ladder next to the front 00:18:28.640 --> 00:18:33.019 gate as well in the northern part of the fortress 00:18:33.019 --> 00:18:38.180 walls. So... Crap, I pushed something. Hang on. 00:18:38.559 --> 00:18:41.539 The fortress walls have a few handholds, so if 00:18:41.539 --> 00:18:43.480 something was to happen, you can climb back up 00:18:43.480 --> 00:18:45.619 with strength checks. So you guys are kind of 00:18:45.619 --> 00:18:47.819 looking over the walls to tell that you can climb. 00:18:48.380 --> 00:18:50.640 But that's what you're working with on this kind 00:18:50.640 --> 00:18:55.180 of... run down, shittily prepared fortress. Great. 00:18:55.400 --> 00:18:58.099 And as you're kind of looking over your areas 00:18:58.099 --> 00:19:00.940 and getting ready for your stuff, getting used 00:19:00.940 --> 00:19:04.299 to your zones, you hear a scout shout from within 00:19:04.299 --> 00:19:07.240 the walls that the horde approaches. Distant 00:19:07.240 --> 00:19:10.279 shapes of skeletal soldiers and shambling corpses 00:19:10.279 --> 00:19:12.799 appear around nearby hills in several directions, 00:19:12.940 --> 00:19:14.859 just like swarming around this thing. You just 00:19:14.859 --> 00:19:17.740 see shadows of them. and then as you see them 00:19:17.740 --> 00:19:20.180 start to come out of the trees the sickly like 00:19:20.180 --> 00:19:22.619 black fog just starts to seep from the ground 00:19:22.619 --> 00:19:24.779 and a huge ring around the fortress like the 00:19:24.779 --> 00:19:27.559 whole fortress is surrounded by this fog and 00:19:27.559 --> 00:19:29.900 then you hear shouts of confusion echoing throughout 00:19:29.900 --> 00:19:31.940 the fortress as no one can see the horde's movements 00:19:31.940 --> 00:19:33.640 any longer because now they're inside of this 00:19:33.640 --> 00:19:37.599 huge shroud of darkness fog and the horde's intent 00:19:37.599 --> 00:19:41.339 is is clear and you all need to roll initiative 00:20:06.210 --> 00:20:12.190 15 13 I also got a 15 but I got 11 plus 4. I 00:20:12.190 --> 00:20:17.950 got 13 plus 2. Oh wait 13 plus 4 so I got 15 00:20:17.950 --> 00:20:24.930 No, not 17. Yep He's getting old he is getting 00:20:24.930 --> 00:20:43.400 old math real quick. I need to pee. Go pee. Alright, 00:20:43.500 --> 00:20:46.799 so what was everyone's initiatives? 15. 15, but 00:20:46.799 --> 00:20:52.140 mine's higher than hers on base. 10. 9 -1. Archie, 00:20:52.140 --> 00:20:55.559 what was your initiative? 17. 17? Yeah, my bad. 00:20:55.700 --> 00:21:03.279 Okay, 17. Okay, let's do some rolling here. Golly. 00:21:06.230 --> 00:21:18.829 And first up good does the skeletons So this 00:21:18.829 --> 00:21:21.970 is there's a lot of skeletons you see about on 00:21:21.970 --> 00:21:27.839 Duke and flea sticks side you see One two three 00:21:27.839 --> 00:21:31.180 four five six six crawl moving out of the shadows 00:21:31.180 --> 00:21:35.660 and an ogre zombie And Archie and Miss muffin 00:21:35.660 --> 00:21:39.579 you see five Skeletons and an ogre zombie creeping 00:21:39.579 --> 00:21:42.880 out of the floor Starting to rush forward so 00:21:42.880 --> 00:21:48.519 skeleton ten eleven and seven Ten eleven and 00:21:48.519 --> 00:21:50.799 seven so that is a fleece sticker. That is a 00:21:50.799 --> 00:21:53.460 miss muffin and Archie your side three of the 00:21:53.460 --> 00:21:58.839 skeletons They get all the ones that are in initiative 00:21:58.839 --> 00:22:02.480 first. Ha! Yay! We do? Yeah, it looks like it. 00:22:02.559 --> 00:22:06.359 No! First three. Okay, so the skeletons are all 00:22:06.359 --> 00:22:09.579 going to make ranged attacks at you. And trip 00:22:09.579 --> 00:22:13.519 and fail and break their bones. So one is going 00:22:13.519 --> 00:22:15.559 to shoot at... They're going to get disadvantage 00:22:15.559 --> 00:22:18.299 because they're shooting over a wall at both 00:22:18.299 --> 00:22:23.400 of you. So 13 at you, Archie? Nope. 13 plus 5. 00:22:23.480 --> 00:22:28.809 I mean... So, one hits with his bow. Did you 00:22:28.809 --> 00:22:30.730 roll disadvantage? I did not, you're correct. 00:22:30.930 --> 00:22:32.569 Oh, you motherfucker. You're cheating! That is 00:22:32.569 --> 00:22:37.089 a six plus five. Yay! You don't hit shit! Okay, 00:22:37.690 --> 00:22:39.170 so next one's gonna shoot at you, Ms. Muffin. 00:22:39.789 --> 00:22:44.369 That is an 18 plus five. 14 plus five. Oh, yeah. 00:22:44.509 --> 00:22:47.789 You're fucked, bud. Just like a creeper skeleton 00:22:47.789 --> 00:22:50.809 runs out and just pulls back the bow. He did 00:22:50.809 --> 00:23:03.609 the mortar shot. Three plus three damage. It's 00:23:03.609 --> 00:23:05.269 disadvantage because it's coming back down from 00:23:05.269 --> 00:23:07.710 the sky and another one's gonna shoot at you 00:23:07.710 --> 00:23:09.269 Archie cuz the other third one was over there 00:23:09.269 --> 00:23:17.210 Well, okay 14 plus or 12 plus 5 Yeah, okay five 00:23:17.210 --> 00:23:22.369 plus three arrows come flying oh shit I forgot 00:23:22.369 --> 00:23:24.940 that Long rest? Yeah. Go ahead and do that and 00:23:24.940 --> 00:23:28.059 then add your damage from that. Yeah, fix yourself, 00:23:28.420 --> 00:23:32.579 old ass man. So that was 5 plus 3. Heat damage. 00:23:32.740 --> 00:23:34.799 That ain't shit now because I got hella health. 00:23:36.940 --> 00:23:43.480 Okay, so that was 11 -7 and now 5. It's Skeleton 00:23:43.480 --> 00:23:46.539 5's turn. I have them numbered because there's 00:23:46.539 --> 00:23:52.400 so many. All right skeleton five is going to 00:23:52.400 --> 00:23:57.599 take his shot at Duke Duke eight disadvantage 00:23:57.599 --> 00:24:02.640 so two plus five No, that don't hit. No, he went 00:24:02.640 --> 00:24:06.200 over this is all Archie We fade back to the east 00:24:06.200 --> 00:24:09.920 end. It's your turn Let's move this fucker up 00:24:09.920 --> 00:24:20.609 load the fucker up Okay So Yeah, you can aim 00:24:20.609 --> 00:24:23.109 it at the ogre. So this one requires a load ranged 00:24:23.109 --> 00:24:27.269 attack roll plus six. So yes, utilize action 00:24:27.269 --> 00:24:31.349 so you can... Let me read this utilize action 00:24:31.349 --> 00:24:34.250 thing real quick. Yeah, read that fast. You normally 00:24:34.250 --> 00:24:36.089 interact with an object while doing so something 00:24:36.089 --> 00:24:38.589 else, such as when you draw a sword as part of 00:24:38.589 --> 00:24:41.190 the attack action when you object. Okay, so yeah, 00:24:41.230 --> 00:24:43.410 so basically what you're doing is a free action 00:24:43.410 --> 00:24:45.849 to load, and then you're taking the shoot action. 00:24:45.950 --> 00:24:48.089 So it's going to be a ranged attack roll plus 00:24:48.089 --> 00:24:50.970 six. Yeah, you're gonna take that shot at the 00:24:50.970 --> 00:24:53.829 ogre. Yeah, we're doing okay. Give me a range 00:24:53.829 --> 00:25:32.440 tackle plus six. It's a d20 plus six 18 18 I 00:25:32.440 --> 00:25:42.789 don't like that. I don't like that image. So, 00:25:42.789 --> 00:25:45.509 six. You should have been aiming those arrows 00:25:45.509 --> 00:25:52.829 at the fucking ballista. Nine. Thirteen. It's 00:25:52.829 --> 00:25:58.190 23 damage. So, 23 total? Yep. I didn't know how 00:25:58.190 --> 00:26:03.099 smart these skillets were. So, 23. the arrow 00:26:03.099 --> 00:26:05.420 actually gives into his eyeball yeah this ballista 00:26:05.420 --> 00:26:08.859 fires and you know like you're quick your youth 00:26:08.859 --> 00:26:10.740 hasn't slowed you down that much you pull the 00:26:10.740 --> 00:26:13.799 throw in the ballista ball and it fires and see 00:26:13.799 --> 00:26:15.660 it stick this thing right in the heart he's like 00:26:15.660 --> 00:26:19.319 it just starts lumbering forward again um as 00:26:19.319 --> 00:26:23.519 he starts to get as as uh you finally focus in 00:26:23.519 --> 00:26:25.319 and shoot at him and like hit this one with you 00:26:25.319 --> 00:26:27.240 realize that he's carrying a ladder on his back 00:26:30.390 --> 00:26:33.910 It is skeleton nine that is nine's number turn 00:26:33.910 --> 00:26:38.829 number turns nine He is going to take his shot 00:26:38.829 --> 00:26:50.750 So 16 13 plus 5 and I'm going to I roll to see 00:26:50.750 --> 00:26:53.289 if he was gonna shoot at a soldier or you guys 00:26:53.289 --> 00:26:58.730 so he's gonna hit a soldier Yeah, they're not 00:26:58.730 --> 00:27:01.690 very strong soldier number three soldier number 00:27:01.690 --> 00:27:12.470 one, okay good Okay, so that is gonna be a d6 00:27:12.470 --> 00:27:17.250 plus three oh my god Two plus three damage to 00:27:17.250 --> 00:27:23.980 one soldier standing on the sidelines Yes, the 00:27:23.980 --> 00:27:25.519 arrow comes through and sticks him in his arm 00:27:25.519 --> 00:27:30.900 and he's like, oh my shooting on Okay, so that's 00:27:30.900 --> 00:27:34.539 that skeletons turn oof ogre zombies turn on 00:27:34.539 --> 00:27:37.799 Duke crystal and flea stick side. So the mithril 00:27:37.799 --> 00:27:42.559 Hall defense section Your ogre zombie has its 00:27:42.559 --> 00:27:46.759 first chance to move so what can this thing move? 00:27:52.190 --> 00:27:56.430 two chat it's five feet 30 feet wow he's right 00:27:56.430 --> 00:27:58.970 at the end he's right at the edge he he gets 00:27:58.970 --> 00:28:02.369 to the he runs forward and gets to like right 00:28:02.369 --> 00:28:07.109 uh 10 feet from the wall and can't quite reach 00:28:07.109 --> 00:28:09.430 the ledge yet to drop his hook his ladder in 00:28:09.430 --> 00:28:15.130 but he's closer you're good you're on the other 00:28:15.130 --> 00:28:20.250 side okay so next turn is miss muffin Yeah. I'm 00:28:20.250 --> 00:28:23.710 fighting. Fist fight. Sword fight. Freaking ballista 00:28:23.710 --> 00:28:26.769 back up. This is a sword. And hit that ogre again. 00:28:26.930 --> 00:28:31.269 Should I hit the ogre again? Yeah. Roll it. What 00:28:31.269 --> 00:28:35.710 do I roll for? D20 plus 6. Okay, 7 plus 6. 7 00:28:35.710 --> 00:28:39.049 plus 6? Yeah. With advantage? With advantage, 00:28:39.269 --> 00:28:43.150 no. That's not how it works. That will hit. It 00:28:43.150 --> 00:28:47.970 will? Oh, hell yeah. So 4d10? Yeah, go for it. 00:28:49.660 --> 00:29:00.940 One. Nine. Fourteen. Fifteen damage. This one 00:29:00.940 --> 00:29:03.079 goes through and it pushes the other ballista 00:29:03.079 --> 00:29:05.160 ball out and then flies through the other side 00:29:05.160 --> 00:29:09.259 and then he just keeps lumbering forward. He's 00:29:09.259 --> 00:29:12.859 undead. We should have took his fate out. Yeah, 00:29:12.900 --> 00:29:15.309 maybe. so if we do a headshot do we have to yeah 00:29:15.309 --> 00:29:18.109 um if you're one yeah i think if you're wanting 00:29:18.109 --> 00:29:20.250 to like do a specific like take out a specific 00:29:20.250 --> 00:29:23.549 spot yeah can i wrap this and come off it should 00:29:23.549 --> 00:29:28.990 have banned the cannon uh uh skeleton six is 00:29:28.990 --> 00:29:33.170 number turn six is number turn six is number 00:29:33.170 --> 00:29:35.210 turn uh which is on dupe crystal and flea stick 00:29:35.210 --> 00:29:40.970 side i believe yes okay he is going to take his 00:29:40.970 --> 00:29:46.019 shot Fireball? Yeah, he's going to take a shot 00:29:46.019 --> 00:29:49.299 of fireball. Fireball. He's actually going to 00:29:49.299 --> 00:29:52.779 move. It's full movement, so he can get closer, 00:29:52.839 --> 00:29:55.259 so he's not shooting at disadvantage. It's more 00:29:55.259 --> 00:29:57.339 disadvantage, I guess. And he's going to try 00:29:57.339 --> 00:29:58.940 to hit you with a flea stick. See what closest 00:29:58.940 --> 00:30:01.720 target he can hit. That's a 2 plus 5, so that's 00:30:01.720 --> 00:30:03.579 not going to hit. You, Crystal, it's your turn. 00:30:04.720 --> 00:30:10.259 Man, the catapult! The catapult! Okay. Oh, crap. 00:30:10.500 --> 00:30:15.259 I'm doing stuff. They said oh no all right, so 00:30:15.259 --> 00:30:18.359 catapult of mithril Hall requires aim dexterity 00:30:18.359 --> 00:30:26.680 saving throw so give me a dexterity Like an attack 00:30:26.680 --> 00:30:30.019 roll as you would so what an attack with Dex 00:30:30.019 --> 00:30:33.380 Yeah, yeah, just to kind of like like just give 00:30:33.380 --> 00:30:35.099 me like a dex check basically to kind of give 00:30:35.099 --> 00:30:37.359 me it We're trying to shoot this thing because 00:30:37.359 --> 00:30:39.400 all this thing does is requires aim so you have 00:30:39.400 --> 00:30:42.690 to 14 14? Okay, where are you trying to hit this 00:30:42.690 --> 00:30:46.650 thing? The ogre. Anywhere on his body. Okay, 00:30:46.710 --> 00:30:49.990 so... Right on him. Right on him. It's radial, 00:30:50.109 --> 00:30:53.410 right? Yeah, so I think it was 30 feet or something 00:30:53.410 --> 00:30:58.430 like that. 20 foot radius. So that would be... 00:30:58.430 --> 00:31:04.170 All three behind him. Probably six and three, 00:31:04.609 --> 00:31:07.250 yeah. Yeah, six and three. The other one's just 00:31:07.250 --> 00:31:10.390 barely out of range, so... we need to roll a 00:31:10.390 --> 00:31:14.049 dexterity saving throw for them i hope the ogre 00:31:14.049 --> 00:31:19.569 is shitty decks probably uh since he's a lumbering 00:31:19.569 --> 00:31:25.990 giant yeah his dex is awful that is a three minus 00:31:25.990 --> 00:31:31.289 two so three plus two so yeah he's yeah he's 00:31:31.289 --> 00:31:35.230 he failed he definitely failed so six watched 00:31:35.230 --> 00:31:40.940 it Alright, the skeleton though. 14 plus 3, so 00:31:40.940 --> 00:31:44.220 that one passes. And 16 plus 3. So, two skeletons 00:31:44.220 --> 00:31:46.180 take half damage and the ogre zombie will take 00:31:46.180 --> 00:31:51.059 full damage. So, that damage will be 4d6. As 00:31:51.059 --> 00:31:54.019 these flaming canisters are launching out of 00:31:54.019 --> 00:31:57.400 this thing. And it comes flying at them on fire. 00:31:58.240 --> 00:32:05.089 Ready to explode. 2... 5... There's 9... And 00:32:05.089 --> 00:32:10.269 four, so 13 damage. 13 total. On 46. Okay, so... 00:32:10.269 --> 00:32:13.009 And then, depending on if you're going to round 00:32:13.009 --> 00:32:19.269 up or down for the half, six would be down, seven 00:32:19.269 --> 00:32:26.970 would be up. So six and three. Taking some heavy 00:32:26.970 --> 00:32:33.569 fire damage. Caught in the fucking radius. All 00:32:33.569 --> 00:32:38.900 right. Good, good hit. It is now the soldier's 00:32:38.900 --> 00:32:42.220 turn, who has lost the shooting arm, so now he's 00:32:42.220 --> 00:32:43.619 going to shoot at disadvantage at one of these 00:32:43.619 --> 00:32:50.279 skeletons. He misses bad. Damn. He fails epically. 00:32:50.339 --> 00:32:52.759 Skeleton 2 on the Duke Crystal Flea Stick Mithril 00:32:52.759 --> 00:32:59.400 Hall defense zone. Alright. Skeleton 2 is going 00:32:59.400 --> 00:33:02.529 to take his shot at you again, Flea Stick. The 00:33:02.529 --> 00:33:05.529 last one did and missed bad, and they both missed 00:33:05.529 --> 00:33:09.509 bad again. Soldier 2 is going to take his not 00:33:09.509 --> 00:33:12.109 -misadvantaged shot at the ogre zombie on their 00:33:12.109 --> 00:33:16.529 side. That's a 17. Big money shot! And you see 00:33:16.529 --> 00:33:20.009 his stuff here, light crossbow, so 1d8. Not bad. 00:33:21.109 --> 00:33:24.289 So he's going to do 5 plus 1, so 6 damage to 00:33:24.289 --> 00:33:27.650 the ogre zombie on Archie and Miss Muffin's side. 00:33:29.170 --> 00:33:32.289 Deacon, please take your turn. Alright, which 00:33:32.289 --> 00:33:35.849 one just tried to attack me? Skeleton 2 and Skeleton 00:33:35.849 --> 00:33:40.450 6. Aim for 6 with the catapult. He's hurt. Alright. 00:33:40.650 --> 00:33:42.970 Because if you aim for him, you'll hit 2, 3, 00:33:43.130 --> 00:33:45.990 6, and the ogre. Well, I'm going for 6 with the 00:33:45.990 --> 00:33:48.329 catty. That way you get some splash. You made 00:33:48.329 --> 00:33:54.750 dexterity roll. Saving? No, just dexterity. Yeah, 00:33:54.890 --> 00:34:00.410 whatever your dexterity is. 4. Okay, so may not 00:34:00.410 --> 00:34:13.550 be on target. Yeah You're trying to hit six can 00:34:13.550 --> 00:34:16.230 I use my heroic inspiration? Yeah, you can if 00:34:16.230 --> 00:34:28.840 you want. Yeah, you know the role Okay, so You 00:34:28.840 --> 00:34:31.340 try to use the magic to redirect this thing midair, 00:34:31.420 --> 00:34:33.000 and it just doesn't work, and it falls short 00:34:33.000 --> 00:34:34.480 and hits the ground in front of him, explodes, 00:34:34.719 --> 00:34:36.840 and you see the skeleton's, like, the flame just, 00:34:36.900 --> 00:34:39.139 like, gets right on the edge of his radius because 00:34:39.139 --> 00:34:42.539 you didn't quite make the shot there. All right. 00:34:42.739 --> 00:34:46.460 Now it's about to be some skeletons. Skeleton 00:34:46.460 --> 00:34:49.280 eight. I am going to use my bonus action to summon 00:34:49.280 --> 00:34:51.500 my spiritual weapon. Okay. Are you summoning 00:34:51.500 --> 00:34:55.250 it with you or, like, down there with them? Put 00:34:55.250 --> 00:34:56.909 it right where they're about to climb up. Yeah, 00:34:56.989 --> 00:34:59.170 exactly. Okay, that works. They have something 00:34:59.170 --> 00:35:01.269 to deal with. All right, skeleton number eight. 00:35:01.329 --> 00:35:03.489 He's going to take his shot at the ballista because 00:35:03.489 --> 00:35:05.150 he's a little bit closer. He's going to move 00:35:05.150 --> 00:35:08.650 that direction. What's his movement speed? Oh, 00:35:08.650 --> 00:35:11.989 yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. He's going to take 00:35:11.989 --> 00:35:17.949 his shot, which is this short bow roll that I'm 00:35:17.949 --> 00:35:21.449 going to do at the ballista. Oh, what's this 00:35:21.449 --> 00:35:28.650 bit? Damn. 8 plus 5, and Ballista has AC of 15. 00:35:29.730 --> 00:35:35.469 So he misses. Poop! Poop indeed. Okay, Skeleton 00:35:35.469 --> 00:35:37.829 4's turn, so we're flipping back to the other 00:35:37.829 --> 00:35:40.510 side. Ooh, the other side. Back to the other 00:35:40.510 --> 00:35:44.349 side. They're going to start advancing as much 00:35:44.349 --> 00:35:46.949 as they can, since their ogre is close. He's 00:35:46.949 --> 00:35:48.650 going to get right up snug against the wall. 00:35:50.190 --> 00:35:54.539 You can hear the, like... Chattering of the bones 00:35:54.539 --> 00:35:56.599 as he's just like standing below the wall waiting. 00:35:56.699 --> 00:35:59.659 He's gonna just lava lava disadvantage the arrow 00:35:59.659 --> 00:36:05.579 up there at someone 18 plus 5 So I will roll 00:36:05.579 --> 00:36:08.480 a d4 to see what this random arrow would have 00:36:08.480 --> 00:36:11.739 planned Three one two three. It's the catapult 00:36:11.739 --> 00:36:23.489 All right, so the catapult is Yeah, 15. So it's 00:36:23.489 --> 00:36:26.309 got 30 HP. So that is going to hit for a d6. 00:36:26.809 --> 00:36:29.769 6 plus 3 damage. Are you keeping track of the 00:36:29.769 --> 00:36:33.010 damage for it? I am, yeah. Okay, good. 21 health 00:36:33.010 --> 00:36:38.530 on it. Woo! Woo! Fuck you. Go skeletons! Alright, 00:36:38.650 --> 00:36:42.510 skeleton 1 is going to take a shot at Duke because 00:36:42.510 --> 00:36:44.590 he hears him saying fuck you to his friends. 00:36:46.469 --> 00:36:51.320 It's a nat 1. So, this skeleton... Yeah, he comes 00:36:51.320 --> 00:36:53.840 running, he's like, picks up running to shoot, 00:36:53.920 --> 00:36:55.619 and he trips over these rocks right here and 00:36:55.619 --> 00:36:58.480 kind of tumbles down this little falling rock 00:36:58.480 --> 00:37:00.079 path down here, and he's going to take a little 00:37:00.079 --> 00:37:05.000 bit of damage. Good. So that's one damage, but 00:37:05.000 --> 00:37:06.559 it's going to take him a little bit longer to 00:37:06.559 --> 00:37:08.559 crawl back out of this hole to get to you guys 00:37:08.559 --> 00:37:14.400 from his catastrophic failure. Okay, but it is 00:37:14.400 --> 00:37:19.199 now finally the ogre turn on Miss Muffin and 00:37:19.199 --> 00:37:27.199 Archie. movement speed is enough to make it so 00:37:27.199 --> 00:37:31.139 as he runs up to this wall you see that this 00:37:31.139 --> 00:37:34.000 ladder he's carrying isn't quite he's not carrying 00:37:34.000 --> 00:37:37.059 this ladder it's hooked into his back like he's 00:37:37.059 --> 00:37:39.139 got these hook meat hooks like stuck into his 00:37:39.139 --> 00:37:41.300 back and he runs up and latches the top of the 00:37:41.300 --> 00:37:44.000 ladder on and then just sits down and like holds 00:37:44.000 --> 00:37:49.510 it in place like stuck against the wall It's 00:37:49.510 --> 00:37:52.130 just a metal like wood fucked up ladder. That's 00:37:52.130 --> 00:37:57.710 all wood wood wood metal pieces Pieces of wood 00:37:57.710 --> 00:38:02.230 and metal so it could catch fire maybe but yeah 00:38:02.230 --> 00:38:04.449 he he kind of hooks it up there and just like 00:38:04.449 --> 00:38:08.670 right like sits down and sturdies it up and That's 00:38:08.670 --> 00:38:15.150 his turn skeleton Don't know who this skeleton 00:38:15.150 --> 00:38:19.090 is I think that's just an extra. I don't know 00:38:19.090 --> 00:38:23.030 who that is. Okay. Soldier 3. I'm going to do 00:38:23.030 --> 00:38:26.670 a wisdom save for this guy. He saves. He kind 00:38:26.670 --> 00:38:29.210 of looks around. He's like, my friend died. Because 00:38:29.210 --> 00:38:32.250 I want to run. But I'm going to fight. And he 00:38:32.250 --> 00:38:34.010 comes running up to the edge. And he tries to 00:38:34.010 --> 00:38:36.230 take a narrow shot at the skeleton that fell 00:38:36.230 --> 00:38:38.289 down inside the rock crevasse. And he gets a 00:38:38.289 --> 00:38:41.210 nat 20. Good thing he decided he was going to 00:38:41.210 --> 00:38:46.889 fight. Nice. Number 3. Good job, number 3. What's 00:38:46.889 --> 00:38:49.550 his attack? So that's a light crossbow, so 1d8. 00:38:49.929 --> 00:38:56.070 Double damage. So that's a 5 and a 3. 8, so 8 00:38:56.070 --> 00:39:01.750 plus 1. Nice. So 9 damage to the skelly that 00:39:01.750 --> 00:39:04.750 fell in a hole. That's what he gets for thinking 00:39:04.750 --> 00:39:07.289 he's going to shoot one of those. Alright, soldier 00:39:07.289 --> 00:39:11.030 3. Skeleton 3. He's going to move up against 00:39:11.030 --> 00:39:13.510 the wall as tight as he can and take his disadvantage 00:39:13.510 --> 00:39:16.670 shot. Randomness. Because he can't see what he's 00:39:16.670 --> 00:39:20.619 shooting at. 12 plus 5. Will that hit anyone? 00:39:20.920 --> 00:39:25.699 No. Poopy. Alright, back to the top. Top of the 00:39:25.699 --> 00:39:27.780 round. That was a long round. I guess it could 00:39:27.780 --> 00:39:34.539 hit catapult. Are you aiming at us? Yeah. I don't 00:39:34.539 --> 00:39:38.760 know what number 3 is. Well, 3 is a 15. So that's 00:39:38.760 --> 00:39:40.960 catapult. So I guess it will hit the catapult. 00:39:41.300 --> 00:39:47.650 1, 2, 3, 6, 5, plus... 5 plus 3. Damage to the 00:39:47.650 --> 00:39:50.710 catapult. Thanks for reminding me. No problem. 00:39:51.710 --> 00:39:56.429 Okay. Skeleton 10. Now that the hook is placed 00:39:56.429 --> 00:39:58.670 and the ladder is set, Skeleton 10 takes off 00:39:58.670 --> 00:40:01.150 charging and starts to climb up the ogre zombie 00:40:01.150 --> 00:40:04.809 thing and... Oh, I grabbed him on accident. And 00:40:04.809 --> 00:40:06.909 climbs up top and he's at the top of the wall 00:40:06.909 --> 00:40:09.449 facing you, Archie. He's going to pull up his 00:40:09.449 --> 00:40:10.989 bow as he stands there and stares at you and 00:40:10.989 --> 00:40:12.809 shoots you in the mouth. He's going to shoot 00:40:12.809 --> 00:40:21.510 you right in the mouth. 15. Plus five. Yep. One 00:40:21.510 --> 00:40:27.789 plus three damage. Big money. Four damage. Stealing 00:40:27.789 --> 00:40:32.150 shit. Four damage, stealing shit. All right. 00:40:32.650 --> 00:40:35.510 Next turn is Skeleton Eleven. You know what he's 00:40:35.510 --> 00:40:37.510 going to do? Motherfucker. He's going to run. 00:40:37.650 --> 00:40:40.570 Oh, wait, actually. Actually, he can't make it. 00:40:40.610 --> 00:40:42.550 He's going to run and take his disadvantage shot. 00:40:43.400 --> 00:40:45.659 Up at the catapult, the only angle he can see. 00:40:45.699 --> 00:40:51.820 11. That's 11 plus 5. So that will hit. Or a 00:40:51.820 --> 00:40:54.539 ballista, sorry, not the catapult. And it will 00:40:54.539 --> 00:41:02.960 hit. So that is 4 plus... 4 plus 3 damage to 00:41:02.960 --> 00:41:13.650 the ballista. Word. Skeleton 7. He starts to 00:41:13.650 --> 00:41:17.130 run towards the ladder and he Yanks him welly 00:41:17.130 --> 00:41:19.050 up starts climbing up the top of this ogre zombie 00:41:19.050 --> 00:41:22.429 and he's gonna take his shot as well at you 18 00:41:22.429 --> 00:41:29.429 plus 5 that's it So 5 plus 3 damage as another 00:41:29.429 --> 00:41:31.289 arrow sticks you again. You're getting the Boromir 00:41:31.289 --> 00:41:39.690 treatment Okay skeleton 5 Lucky it's not on yours. 00:41:40.429 --> 00:41:44.260 This is Mithril Hall to Vincent Skeleton 5 is 00:41:44.260 --> 00:41:45.780 going to make his way closer to the wall and 00:41:45.780 --> 00:41:49.639 take his shot at... Let's see, who can he see 00:41:49.639 --> 00:41:54.840 now? Flea stick, the closest one. That's a miss. 00:41:55.920 --> 00:41:59.840 Big miss. Archie, your turn. I'm ready, so I 00:41:59.840 --> 00:42:05.199 got 7 and 10 in front of me. You got 7, 10, 11 00:42:05.199 --> 00:42:09.380 about to climb up, and two more behind him. I'm 00:42:09.380 --> 00:42:10.760 about to climb up on their next turn. But yeah, 00:42:10.800 --> 00:42:12.380 there's two standing directly in front of you. 00:42:12.519 --> 00:42:14.280 Yeah, there's only two within like a 15 foot 00:42:14.280 --> 00:42:17.300 distance of me. Yeah. Alright. Well, I'm going 00:42:17.300 --> 00:42:20.960 to hit them with Burning Hands. Okay. So you 00:42:20.960 --> 00:42:26.380 have to make a dex save. Dex save? 13. Yep. Well, 00:42:26.500 --> 00:42:30.579 that's a nat 20, so. Well, fuck yeah. Yeah. Well, 00:42:31.480 --> 00:42:32.900 actually I've got to do the other one. Well, 00:42:32.900 --> 00:42:34.460 I guess with a nat 20 I'd say that both of them 00:42:34.460 --> 00:42:37.639 saved. So yeah, he saves. Is that half damage? 00:42:37.820 --> 00:42:41.679 I'll take half that damage. So 3d6. Double save. 00:43:00.599 --> 00:43:06.119 So, 11. Half of 11. Half of 11? Okay. Two... 00:43:14.159 --> 00:43:17.380 Okay. Flames shoot out of your hands. And you 00:43:17.380 --> 00:43:19.900 burn the shit out of them. You burn the shit 00:43:19.900 --> 00:43:22.619 out of them! Skeleton 9 climbs up the ogre zombie, 00:43:22.800 --> 00:43:25.679 standing on the ledge of the wall. Yep, I'm cooked. 00:43:25.920 --> 00:43:28.639 And he's gonna take his shot. As you can assume. 00:43:30.039 --> 00:43:37.039 11 plus 5? Yep. Yeah? Yep. 1 plus 3 damage. There's 00:43:37.039 --> 00:43:38.719 another arrow that sticks you. You're getting 00:43:38.719 --> 00:43:46.820 the Boromir treatment. Hard. And now it's the 00:43:46.820 --> 00:43:50.659 ogre zombie on... Duke's side and flea stick's 00:43:50.659 --> 00:43:53.260 side. You know what he's going to do. Take one 00:43:53.260 --> 00:43:56.800 large step forward and hook his ladder into the... 00:43:56.800 --> 00:44:00.420 And sit down. And there's his action. Miss Muffin, 00:44:00.500 --> 00:44:04.099 it's your turn. No. There's an ogre zombie latched. 00:44:04.440 --> 00:44:08.980 You know, well, the... What do you call it? Will 00:44:08.980 --> 00:44:12.000 it... And there's three skeletons in... The ballista, 00:44:12.079 --> 00:44:15.070 will it reach him? Over zombie. No, he is like 00:44:15.070 --> 00:44:17.690 below the wall, right? So I don't know what to 00:44:17.690 --> 00:44:20.949 do. Well, we got three skeletons on the top of 00:44:20.949 --> 00:44:23.989 the ladder and two down below I'm gonna run to 00:44:23.989 --> 00:44:28.570 the top of the ladder and dagger the Skeleton 00:44:28.570 --> 00:44:30.250 at the top of the ladder and hopefully knock 00:44:30.250 --> 00:44:33.610 him off the ladder. I'm down Okay, give me and 00:44:33.610 --> 00:44:35.309 are you are you trying to stab him? Are you trying 00:44:35.309 --> 00:44:38.110 to shove him stab him off of the ladder? stab 00:44:38.110 --> 00:44:43.829 shove might lose my So there's two Do you want 00:44:43.829 --> 00:44:45.809 to do it in possibility of losing your dagger? 00:44:46.130 --> 00:44:47.530 I thought that's what you were about to say to 00:44:47.530 --> 00:44:50.550 me. If you want to do that, sure. If you want 00:44:50.550 --> 00:44:52.710 to take the dagger and shove action at the same 00:44:52.710 --> 00:44:54.250 time, sure, but you'll probably lose your dagger. 00:44:54.829 --> 00:44:56.489 Okay, I don't want to lose my dagger. I'm just 00:44:56.489 --> 00:44:57.869 going to shove him. I'm just going to run up 00:44:57.869 --> 00:44:59.510 and shove him. Okay, give me a strength check. 00:45:00.070 --> 00:45:10.210 Strength. To shove him. 13. He fails. So yes, 00:45:10.329 --> 00:45:12.050 you will successfully shove one of the zombies 00:45:12.050 --> 00:45:14.489 off the top of the ladder. Did he break? Did 00:45:14.489 --> 00:45:16.309 his bones break when he hit the ground? He's 00:45:16.309 --> 00:45:19.710 broken. Well, let's see. What's his health here? 00:45:19.789 --> 00:45:25.489 He broke a hip. Yeah. So that's going to be... 00:45:25.489 --> 00:45:28.449 Which skeleton did you push? The one at the top 00:45:28.449 --> 00:45:30.590 of the ladder. There's two of them? Yeah, so 00:45:30.590 --> 00:45:33.110 there's three of them. One of them, he falls 00:45:33.110 --> 00:45:36.010 off and yeah, he goes... Then you hear that... 00:45:36.590 --> 00:45:38.590 Like little Lego pieces just like shatter on 00:45:38.590 --> 00:45:42.150 the ground and he dies. And then can I disengage 00:45:42.150 --> 00:45:44.650 and back up some so I don't get swooped up by 00:45:44.650 --> 00:45:47.969 the other ones on the top? Yeah. Okay. Well, 00:45:48.090 --> 00:45:52.989 where you were standing was 20 feet to them. 00:45:53.809 --> 00:45:58.650 You have what, 35? So then you can move... Unless 00:45:58.650 --> 00:46:01.110 it went up. Oh, 30? Okay, then yeah, you can 00:46:01.110 --> 00:46:03.949 move about 5 feet back from them. 10 feet back 00:46:03.949 --> 00:46:09.179 from them. Good. Do that. Alright. next it's 00:46:09.179 --> 00:46:12.480 time for the skeletons to start climbing on you 00:46:12.480 --> 00:46:18.519 guys push them off can they hear us no they cannot 00:46:18.519 --> 00:46:20.420 hear you're on the whole other side of this little 00:46:20.420 --> 00:46:22.280 wall i mean i can hear like distant shouts maybe 00:46:22.280 --> 00:46:24.639 but all right he's a bit closer and he's going 00:46:24.639 --> 00:46:26.539 to take a shot at you flea steak you're the closest 00:46:26.539 --> 00:46:30.619 one you can see 19 plus five yeah no more disadvantage 00:46:30.619 --> 00:46:33.420 they're like it's time to go two plus three damage 00:46:38.960 --> 00:46:45.059 Next up is Duke. Your turn. I would like to catapult 00:46:45.059 --> 00:46:48.179 at the base of the wall where big guy's sitting. 00:46:48.460 --> 00:46:52.880 Where big guy's sitting? Mm -hmm. Oh, like towards 00:46:52.880 --> 00:46:54.739 that, down there in that area? Okay, give me 00:46:54.739 --> 00:46:58.039 dexterity shot. It's just a radius. You're trying 00:46:58.039 --> 00:47:03.980 to hit that area. Crit. Nat 20, son? Yeah. Okay. 00:47:04.360 --> 00:47:07.440 Yeah, you hit him. So just do a double. double 00:47:07.440 --> 00:47:11.280 your damage i guess on this so eight d6 yeah 00:47:11.280 --> 00:47:15.639 four four yeah so do eight d6 they're all gone 00:47:15.639 --> 00:47:36.380 29 29 damage so that's two ogre zombie and the 00:47:37.099 --> 00:47:40.599 Two skeletons next to him? Whatever failed. Oh, 00:47:40.619 --> 00:47:42.880 they're the dex save. I forgot. I forgot about 00:47:42.880 --> 00:47:48.300 that. Well, they failed except for the last skeleton. 00:47:48.840 --> 00:47:51.639 29 to all but him. He gets half of that. Okay, 00:47:51.639 --> 00:48:01.079 so 29 to Ogre Zombie. Oh, he's dead. Skeleton 00:48:01.079 --> 00:48:05.840 3, fries. Skeleton 4, fries. so it's just the 00:48:05.840 --> 00:48:07.440 ogre zombie standing there charred and burned 00:48:07.440 --> 00:48:10.519 but still alive has been falling the ladder gets 00:48:10.519 --> 00:48:14.139 on fire um yeah the nat 20 i'll say the ladder 00:48:14.139 --> 00:48:16.360 is kind of starting to burn yeah like while he's 00:48:16.360 --> 00:48:18.219 burning so it's hooked into him and he's burning 00:48:18.219 --> 00:48:22.780 himself okay next up is second skeleton and he's 00:48:22.780 --> 00:48:24.559 gonna crawl up the ladder and take a little bit 00:48:24.559 --> 00:48:29.639 of fire damage as he climbs up that's gonna be 00:48:29.639 --> 00:48:31.460 two fire damage to that skeleton as he pushes 00:48:31.460 --> 00:48:34.280 through I have to crawl through fire every time 00:48:34.280 --> 00:48:36.579 they want to climb up. And he's going to take 00:48:36.579 --> 00:48:40.059 his shot at... Let's see, what's the range here? 00:48:40.239 --> 00:48:42.199 Oh yeah, he's going to shoot you, Duke. You just 00:48:42.199 --> 00:48:49.500 did that. Ten plus five? No? No. Oh. Please take 00:48:49.500 --> 00:48:53.260 your turn. Yee -haw! It's a good try, though. 00:48:53.480 --> 00:48:56.920 Alright, who else left? You got two skeletons 00:48:56.920 --> 00:49:00.909 up on the wall standing ahead, and... Skeleton 00:49:00.909 --> 00:49:03.210 still down in the ravine that he fell in and 00:49:03.210 --> 00:49:05.110 one still on the ground about to climb up the 00:49:05.110 --> 00:49:09.550 okra zombie They're about 40 feet from you 50 00:49:09.550 --> 00:49:11.650 feet from you. So I'm gonna do the guiding ball 00:49:11.650 --> 00:49:14.170 at the two of them all Okay, so you hit which 00:49:14.170 --> 00:49:17.289 one? The front opening arc one up in the back. 00:49:17.690 --> 00:49:19.650 They are like past the wall. They're not on the 00:49:19.650 --> 00:49:22.969 ledge They're like they're officially up on the 00:49:22.969 --> 00:49:25.929 wall like on your guys's ground walkways Okay, 00:49:26.030 --> 00:49:28.250 they're next to my shield then. Yeah, you can 00:49:28.250 --> 00:49:31.739 you can try to With a guiding ball, you can hit 00:49:31.739 --> 00:49:36.400 one if you'd like. Yeah. Okay. Is that a damage? 00:49:36.519 --> 00:49:38.780 Do you got to do an attack roll? Yeah, I got 00:49:38.780 --> 00:49:42.980 to roll for it. Okay. So that'd be nine plus 00:49:42.980 --> 00:49:47.300 eight, so 17. Yeah, that'll hit. Oh, sure. All 00:49:47.300 --> 00:49:52.360 right, so... Let me see which one I want to do. 00:49:55.059 --> 00:50:08.639 All right, so 5d6. Five. That's a 13. That's 00:50:08.639 --> 00:50:16.860 a 19 damage. 19. Yeah, he's dead. Fried with 00:50:16.860 --> 00:50:21.340 radiant light. That's double damage. I got advantage. 00:50:21.860 --> 00:50:24.199 Well, he's dead. I don't have advantage on the 00:50:24.199 --> 00:50:28.139 next one. He died, so there's no way. Yeah. All 00:50:28.139 --> 00:50:31.880 right. Well, spiritual weapon time. Okay. Going 00:50:31.880 --> 00:50:35.820 for the second skelly. Go for it. If I can find 00:50:35.820 --> 00:50:43.059 my weapon. There it is. Alright, so... Six plus 00:50:43.059 --> 00:50:49.780 eight? Yeah. Alright, so... Seven plus five. 00:50:50.619 --> 00:50:54.159 Beat to death by a spiritual garbage shield. 00:50:54.360 --> 00:50:58.400 Yay! Clad in bones. Rumpke printed on his forehead. 00:50:58.780 --> 00:51:03.239 Yes. Boom! Says Rumpke. Uh, now we're back to 00:51:03.239 --> 00:51:06.599 Skeleton 8. But, as the ranks start to fall, 00:51:06.800 --> 00:51:11.280 uh, you, uh, Archie, you hear ahead of you, um, 00:51:11.519 --> 00:51:14.480 a few more ranks start to flow out. You see a 00:51:14.480 --> 00:51:17.320 zombie approach out of the, out of the, uh, the 00:51:17.320 --> 00:51:21.420 fray, and another skeleton approach. Jesus. As 00:51:21.420 --> 00:51:23.940 they start to approach for heavier into your 00:51:23.940 --> 00:51:27.239 vicinity out of the fog. But, it is Skeleton 00:51:27.239 --> 00:51:30.190 8's turn. He's going to climb up the zombie, 00:51:30.289 --> 00:51:33.469 the ogre zombie. And he's at the top. He's going 00:51:33.469 --> 00:51:39.050 to take a shot at you. Yay. Nine plus five. No, 00:51:39.469 --> 00:51:48.250 right? No. Yeah. Skeleton one. Wait. Does it 00:51:48.250 --> 00:51:50.809 deflect missiles? Yeah, I can use that against 00:51:50.809 --> 00:51:54.570 the arrows, can't I? Motherfucker. Okay, so skeleton 00:51:54.570 --> 00:51:57.110 one is buffed. He's stuck in a ravine, so he's 00:51:57.110 --> 00:51:59.050 going to... Make a strength check to climb out 00:51:59.050 --> 00:52:01.230 of there. That's a nat 1. He breaks his leg and 00:52:01.230 --> 00:52:03.349 falls and dies down inside of this ravine as 00:52:03.349 --> 00:52:05.570 he crumbles into pieces because he had already 00:52:05.570 --> 00:52:08.130 almost no health and he nat 1'd again. Poor guy 00:52:08.130 --> 00:52:10.190 was a bad soldier. Yeah, he was meant to fail. 00:52:14.250 --> 00:52:19.230 Okay, so... He can't do anything because he's 00:52:19.230 --> 00:52:24.050 stuck staying there. Ogre zombie. Okay, so your 00:52:24.050 --> 00:52:26.460 skeleton's all on... This is skeleton number 00:52:26.460 --> 00:52:28.519 10, Archie. He's going to move... Well, actually, 00:52:28.679 --> 00:52:30.340 Miss Muffin, he's going to move up and he's going 00:52:30.340 --> 00:52:35.559 to swing at you. Yay. That is a 10 plus... Uncanny 00:52:35.559 --> 00:52:38.659 dodge. Plus 5. You're going to do uncanny dodge? 00:52:39.159 --> 00:52:43.659 I don't know. Do you want to? No. I'm fine. Okay, 00:52:43.760 --> 00:52:46.719 4 plus 3 damage. Yeah, that ain't bad. I can 00:52:46.719 --> 00:52:52.440 handle that. I have 6. Time six. I'm being all 00:52:52.440 --> 00:52:54.820 right skeleton 11 climbs the ogre zombie and 00:52:54.820 --> 00:52:56.539 he's they're all piling up on the top of these 00:52:56.539 --> 00:52:59.059 stairs on the top of this like ladder like Piling 00:52:59.059 --> 00:53:02.400 up on top of it starting to Really climb up there. 00:53:02.800 --> 00:53:07.820 He's going to take his shot at nothing To he 00:53:07.820 --> 00:53:19.480 misses yeah Archie, it's your turn You have what 00:53:19.480 --> 00:53:23.219 looks like multiple enemies climbing up and more 00:53:23.219 --> 00:53:26.340 enemies coming out of the fog behind these enemies 00:53:26.340 --> 00:53:29.659 oh my gosh yeah we're like they're starting to 00:53:29.659 --> 00:53:32.320 really pile up we're and now they're like on 00:53:32.320 --> 00:53:37.380 top of the ladder like what are we doing make 00:53:37.380 --> 00:53:46.679 them not be able to climb up anymore as well 00:53:46.679 --> 00:53:49.199 make it where they can't climb up yeah anymore 00:53:49.199 --> 00:53:54.079 you know as a kamikaze you know go for it you 00:53:54.079 --> 00:53:56.579 can't blow the side of the are you gonna like 00:53:56.579 --> 00:54:01.139 wall off what are you wanting to do exactly sacrifice 00:54:01.139 --> 00:54:06.179 sacrifice a sacrifice fireballs on your necklace 00:54:06.179 --> 00:54:08.840 yeah i got four of them just run up and drop 00:54:08.840 --> 00:54:13.519 my hand i have to do that i'm gonna do that we're 00:54:13.519 --> 00:54:18.159 gonna do that okay Well, here goes the castle 00:54:18.159 --> 00:54:24.300 wall. You see Archie Ortiz. Miss Muffin, you're 00:54:24.300 --> 00:54:26.460 the only one who sees this, I guess, and the 00:54:26.460 --> 00:54:28.820 soldier who's there with you. They see Archie 00:54:28.820 --> 00:54:32.199 take off running and pushing through this one 00:54:32.199 --> 00:54:34.239 skeleton. It has this necklace of fireballs. 00:54:34.920 --> 00:54:39.519 Archie, give me a dexterity roll. Oh, baby. Draw. 00:54:39.800 --> 00:54:43.139 one yeah to see how how well you do this as you're 00:54:43.139 --> 00:54:44.880 doing this i mean sacrifice can't be stopped 00:54:44.880 --> 00:54:48.500 so it's gonna be perfect natural 20 oh my god 00:54:48.500 --> 00:54:51.760 what's happening on the sacrifice the gods have 00:54:51.760 --> 00:54:57.099 spoken so archie you take off running and there's 00:54:57.099 --> 00:54:59.039 like there's one skeleton that's like kind of 00:54:59.039 --> 00:55:00.940 got by and it was over there fighting this muffin 00:55:00.940 --> 00:55:03.139 you do like a run tackle them just pull them 00:55:03.139 --> 00:55:05.900 with you pulling them to the ledge and uh you 00:55:05.900 --> 00:55:09.449 run and like tackle this whole layer of uh like 00:55:09.449 --> 00:55:12.010 skeletons off the wall of this castle and go 00:55:12.010 --> 00:55:14.449 to throw down your bombs so what damage does 00:55:14.449 --> 00:55:17.130 it do because it's so i got four of them it's 00:55:17.130 --> 00:55:19.429 like it's like a level four it's like every one 00:55:19.429 --> 00:55:21.949 you do is like a stacked level so it's like the 00:55:21.949 --> 00:55:25.309 necklace has one d6 plus three beads hanging 00:55:25.309 --> 00:55:28.909 from it you can use an action to blah blah blah 00:55:28.909 --> 00:55:31.050 when it reaches the end of its trajectory the 00:55:31.050 --> 00:55:33.230 bead detonates as a third level fireball say 00:55:33.230 --> 00:55:35.909 or spell And then I think it's like every bead 00:55:35.909 --> 00:55:38.429 you use with it, it increases the level. Yeah, 00:55:38.510 --> 00:55:40.710 when you do so, increase the level of fireball 00:55:40.710 --> 00:55:43.489 by one for each bead beyond the first. So it 00:55:43.489 --> 00:55:46.809 starts at third, you're at four level four. So 00:55:46.809 --> 00:55:49.170 you're going to be a level seven fireball. Yeah, 00:55:49.170 --> 00:55:53.090 oh my God. What level? Archie, why? Okay. You're 00:55:53.090 --> 00:55:55.949 doing a little bit of this calm. You're too old 00:55:55.949 --> 00:55:58.230 for that. So what you're telling me is you got 00:55:58.230 --> 00:56:00.849 a pressure cooker ball. Yeah. And you're about 00:56:00.849 --> 00:56:03.610 to set it off. Oh, I'm about to kill everything. 00:56:04.170 --> 00:56:07.809 He's like, I got 28 stoozy dynamite. Don't kill 00:56:07.809 --> 00:56:10.110 yourself, Ed, man. You're shielded by the wall. 00:56:10.289 --> 00:56:14.369 It's going to be a wall of fire. Increase the 00:56:14.369 --> 00:56:17.429 rate of 1d6 for each level slot above third. 00:56:17.670 --> 00:56:21.489 So you will have what? Four level slots above 00:56:21.489 --> 00:56:24.869 the third. It starts with 8d6 fire damage. And 00:56:24.869 --> 00:56:27.880 then it's four slots above third. So you'll get 00:56:27.880 --> 00:56:33.019 9d6, 10d6, 11d6. You'll do 12d6. You're dead. 00:56:33.239 --> 00:56:36.119 Why don't you be down there like three hells? 00:56:39.179 --> 00:56:42.420 I'll do it with you. You can roll them or you 00:56:42.420 --> 00:56:45.340 can do D &D Beyond. If you want to do that like 00:56:45.340 --> 00:56:48.480 click like fucking 12 or you can say well Yeah, 00:56:48.559 --> 00:56:50.719 they want to do the app you can do 12 or if you 00:56:50.719 --> 00:57:06.360 want to do your final How many is that there 00:57:06.360 --> 00:57:12.320 We're counting up dice to see if we can get the 00:57:12.320 --> 00:57:16.929 total 12 I have six. I can just roll these twice. 00:57:16.929 --> 00:57:20.650 Okay, roll those twice. I don't know if we have 00:57:20.650 --> 00:57:23.110 12. No, we've got six, though. I'm standing. 00:57:23.329 --> 00:57:25.949 That's how excited I'm getting. I'm standing. 00:57:26.869 --> 00:57:30.829 Oh, God. Roll those two again. They're both fives. 00:57:31.070 --> 00:57:32.550 Yeah, roll those two again because they missed. 00:57:32.789 --> 00:57:38.670 Okay, count all that up. Twelve. Twelve plus 00:57:38.670 --> 00:57:42.110 eight. Plus eight. Plus two. Twelve plus eight 00:57:42.110 --> 00:57:45.500 plus two. 12 plus 8 plus 2. What the fuck? Is 00:57:45.500 --> 00:57:48.460 that how you counted it? Yeah. 22 for that roll. 00:57:48.679 --> 00:57:51.079 Do it again. Now you have to do another 6 of 00:57:51.079 --> 00:57:54.119 those. I will say, you have already went past 00:57:54.119 --> 00:57:59.820 your health. Oh my god. He was very low health. 00:58:00.480 --> 00:58:06.539 Yeah, all the mirrors. 9 plus 6 plus 3. Wait, 00:58:06.579 --> 00:58:10.659 chill. What was his total health? He had 15. 00:58:11.260 --> 00:58:13.880 What's his total total? Well, he has to go negative 00:58:13.880 --> 00:58:18.659 39 today. So 15 plus 39. You do need at least, 00:58:18.679 --> 00:58:21.980 like, yeah, decent amount of damage. 18, so 22 00:58:21.980 --> 00:58:26.219 plus 18. Yeah, he's probably doing it. He's crispy. 00:58:26.239 --> 00:58:29.239 He's dead. That's 40 damage. So, yeah, Archie, 00:58:29.260 --> 00:58:33.500 you fly off this bitch, this wall, and drop these 00:58:33.500 --> 00:58:35.880 grenades. And, like, all Ms. Muffin sees is just 00:58:35.880 --> 00:58:38.400 the fry of, like, bones and flesh and ladder 00:58:38.400 --> 00:58:42.519 pieces. The smell of him. The smell of burntness 00:58:42.519 --> 00:58:47.820 fill the air. Archie! It's like the huge flame 00:58:47.820 --> 00:58:50.260 just shoots up past the wall and fries to an 00:58:50.260 --> 00:58:51.099 ash. It's like the big old dust mine. He smells 00:58:51.099 --> 00:58:55.039 steroids and testosterone. His old fart dust 00:58:55.039 --> 00:59:00.300 cloud explosion. 80 years of fart dust built 00:59:00.300 --> 00:59:13.760 up. Thus the fall of Archie. This episode of 00:59:13.760 --> 00:59:15.780 Dummies with Dice features Kelly Lee as Miss 00:59:15.780 --> 00:59:18.840 Muffin, Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal, Ryan Hart 00:59:18.840 --> 00:59:22.000 as Archie Ortiz, Ryan Tucker as Flea Stick Sock 00:59:22.000 --> 00:59:25.000 Jelly, and Tristan Hayes as the DM. This episode 00:59:25.000 --> 00:59:28.059 is edited and mixed by Tristan Hayes. The artwork 00:59:28.059 --> 00:59:30.480 for Dummies with Dice, created by Al Sordson, 00:59:30.599 --> 00:59:35.940 can be found on Instagram under ARCSI0. The theme 00:59:35.940 --> 00:59:38.800 song is The Intense Fiddle by Ben Caldera. Today 00:59:38.800 --> 00:59:42.940 is a special episode because... It is Brian Hart's 00:59:42.940 --> 00:59:46.019 last episode with the dummies. He has to move 00:59:46.019 --> 00:59:49.639 on with his life to continue his job, and it 00:59:49.639 --> 00:59:51.420 takes him in different places of the world, so 00:59:51.420 --> 00:59:53.760 he's going to be moving on from our sessions. 00:59:53.860 --> 00:59:56.760 And he may be back as a guest eventually, but 00:59:56.760 --> 01:00:02.440 that ends the time of Archie Ortiz. When it comes 01:00:02.440 --> 01:00:04.539 to Dummies with Dice, you can find our website 01:00:04.539 --> 01:00:08.099 on rss .com slash podcast slash Dummies with 01:00:08.099 --> 01:00:11.079 Dice and on Facebook at Dummies with Dice. 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