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Viewer warning!

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Use of violence, profanity, rude humor, and the

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portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Welcome to

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a very special Dummies with Dice episode. Today

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we begin part one of our first mini -series,

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Lord of the Dummies. We are playing Lord of the

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Rings role -playing game, released for Dungeons

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& Dragons 5e, and I want to apologize now for

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if we butcher any lore or pronunciation of this

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wonderful fantasy world created by the great

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J .R .R. Tolkien. Let's introduce our company.

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Hi, Ryan Tucker here, R2. today I am playing

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as Grenthran Mountainpast. I'm an Iron Hill Dwarf

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scholar at level 4. So bear with me on the lore.

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was a rhyme. Rhyme of the lore. Oh man, that

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was accidental. Hey guys, Nate here. My character

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is called Guldarin. He's a level 4 ranger of the

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north. He's also a treasure hunter. Hi, I'm Kelli

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Lee, and I play Thalindra, the Lindon Elf. She's

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a level 4 messenger with long, wavy, white, blonde

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braids. She stands proud with her companion,

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Bunwen the Rabbit. Bunwen the Rabbit, not Bunyan 

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am not a Dungeon Master. I am a Lore Master,

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because that's the name of him in this. So I'm

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the, what did we say, Nate? The dummy lore master?

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Yeah, the dummy lore master. I am the dummy lore

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master today, and let's see how much we botch

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the world of Lord of the Rings. Yeah, which means

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your lore may not be accurate. I am not a good

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lore master. Let's do this. Okay, so where we

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begin our wonderful journey. You all three have

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been tidying your own lives. Bunwin. Sorry, you

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three and your bunny Bunwin have been doing your

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own lives, having your own things going on, and

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you all receive a letter that says the same thing.

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It says... Dear friends, when I took up this

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pen, my intention was to elaborate on the reasons

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why I counseled you to meet with me at the Prancing

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Pony. Then I remembered what I have to tell myself

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from time to time. The task I choose is to inspire

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the enemies of darkness and push them to action.

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I am not here to rob you of your freedom of choice.

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They say that even the wise cannot see all ends.

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So who am I? Certainly not the wisest. So tell

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you what to do? I cannot. Only you can decide

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what to do with the time that is given you. So

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I await you at the Prancing Pony in Bree to go

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over the details. Yours in friendship, Gandalf.

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So you all have... Gandalf, he knows how to write

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a letter. He knows how to write a letter. He

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even had an accent in it. You could hear the

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accent in the letter. I was reading the accent

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in the letter. So you guys have all traveled

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from your homes of... The woods, I guess, where

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you have roamed your life, Belindra. Woods and

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blue mountains. Yeah, and the ranger of the north,

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what's your name? Gul'daran? Gul'daran. Gul'daran

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has been roaming his life treasure hunting and

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taking down evil as a ranger of the north. And

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we have... In the north. Grinthron. Grinthron,

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mountain past of the Iron Hills. out doing whatever

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the hell iron hills mountain past uh doors do

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but you all have decided to meet in brie to meet

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with gandalf and decide what he's got for you

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so gandalf the gray yes oh yes it is gandalf

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the gray yes gandalf the gray or gandalf the

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white as you uh kind of enter in brie you see

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this obviously occupied chief village uh there's

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men there's hobbits there's dwarves there's all

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kinds of travelers coming through harfoot I don't

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know. Aw, you said all kinds. There's all kinds,

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so if you want to believe it. I like Harfoots.

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I don't know the lore of Harfoots if they're

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here now, so we'll see, sure. No Shire yet. Shooks.

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Well, there's a Shire. This is after Bilbo's

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Adventures. Okay. You hadn't heard of the Shire?

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So. You guys come to the gates of Bree, which

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are welcome open gates during the day, so you

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guys are easily able to come inside. But you

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guys enter Bree and you see lots of people. Oh

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no! You come inside and enter Bree. So you kind

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of enter in and you see hobbits kind of roaming

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around and chatting and going off everything.

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But do you guys want to make your way straight

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to the Prancing Pony? Is there anything special

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you want to do before you get there? I'm going

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to whisper to the closest hobbit and be like,

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see any hard foots? Straight ahead? Okay. See

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any hard foots? Is there any hard foots here?

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You're seeing kind of like some animals and shit

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like kind of roaming around. Giant boars maybe?

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No, there's no giant boars. Those aren't native

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to this area. Alright, so you guys kind of walk

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up to the Prancing Pony and you go to enter inside

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and you are just hit in the face with the sound

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of raucous laughter. There's the scent of food

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and fresh beer. Everybody's loud. There's pipe

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smoke in the air, but you see one particular

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pipe smoke that flows. Big, large rings that

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kind of puff up and you see an elderly man sitting

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there kind of just laughing his days away. Hitting

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his pipe smoke. Hey, can I hit that? Oh, of course

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you can. What's your name? Grinthrin? Grinthrin.

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Of course you can, Grinthrin. I have been expecting

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you and all of you. You all have arrived. He

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goes, so, should we get somewhere private where

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we can talk about the details? Sure. Where do

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you have in mind, girl? So he goes, okay, and

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then stands up and walks over two tables to a

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corner and just kind of sits down. And he looks

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at you and he goes, so, as we all know, especially

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you, Ranger of the North, evil has been lurking

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in the far distance. Some see and some do not.

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He goes, but I have a particular quest that I

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need a small group to handle. Because I have

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another another situation that I'm seeing to

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and I need this to help them on their journey

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Because there is a tower hidden in Ered Luin

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and it's uh He said there's a tower There is

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an ancient tower in the easternmost foothills

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of the southern Ered Luin, and what remains of

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a powerful castle from the time of the kings,

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wanderers speak of an eerie blue light that sometimes

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can be seen even from the sun forward. Like a

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star shining above the river mists, no one goes

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there, and recently the people who have gone

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there started to disappear in its vicinity. But,

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we have checked this place out. I've sent other

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rangers that were capable of the time to investigate,

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and there is a heavy... curse on this place so

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you must go to Rivendell to get a talisman of

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blessing to be able to pass through this curse

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and try to figure out what's causing the curse

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and stop it that is your quest and uh as he kind

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of says this he pulls out a map of Eredor the

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surrounding area of the west here and you can

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see all the way from where you are at Bree and

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uh He kind of points out to all the directions,

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and he says, far to the east there, through past

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weather, the weather hills, weather top, the

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last bridge, through Troshaw, and then you see

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the fjords of Bruin, and there is Rivendell.

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Because that is where you must get to, and then

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back this way, you have to journey back across,

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and get back behind, maybe through the Shire,

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and find the entrance to the southern area. Southern

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Ered Luin to try to find this tower of blue light.

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But I'm sure you can see the blue light because

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people have said they can see it from the Sarn

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Ford. So. I can see pretty far. Now you guys

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are in a moment of plan and strategize your route

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to get to Rivendell. Do what Gandalf says. Gandalf

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can't guide you and tell you the best route because

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it's up to you guys what path you want to take.

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So if you're asking some advice, he says, Well,

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I can tell you that the Great East Road is the

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main path to get there. He goes, but as days

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of late, the main road has been heavily guarded

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by bandits, raiders, there's even been signs

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of orcs. But not much, not much. Most we think

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they're coming from the Misty Mountains from

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the north, trying to steal and raid. But as you

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do with this information as you much, he goes,

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I'm going to go gather us some drinks and food.

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Look over the map and find out what path you

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want to take. So. Look over the map. Look over

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the map. It's eyeballs immediately come out of

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my eyes. Well you all have to refresh. I bet.

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Refresher. Oh, it's not started I guess. Sorry.

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Yeah, let us in. There you go. Knock, knock.

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And we were going to... So you were going to

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Rivendale, which is far east. You are in the

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town of Bree. Wow. And then Sarn Ford is south

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of you guys. Like kind of right lower than you.

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Where is Rivendell? I see the Shire. Straight

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east? Yep. Follow the main road. Oh, I see it.

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It'll be at the end. Through the mountains. Right

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at the mountain pass. Yes, it's right at the

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edge of the Smiths Mountains. Yeah, this stuff

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is too little for me to read. This is the main

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east route. Yes. So as you... As you guys are

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kind of looking over this... This map... I guess

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we just go straight east. Follow the river. I

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can't find Jet! He's not the guy. Oh! Found us

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I found where we're at now. We were supposed

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to go. I have no clue go straight east Never

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eat sour Salty and sour There's no options is

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looking like the great East Road or just straight

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up off through the middle of nowhere, through

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Weather Hills and Redar. Yeah, or you take the

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river down south. So, as you guys are saying

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this, and you speak, and you, as you say the

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Weather Hills, and you're talking about the Weather

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Hills and Weathertop, the owner of the building

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kind of walks by, the innkeeper, Barnabas Butterbur,

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and he walks by and he goes, oh, he goes, you're

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friends of Gandalf, aren't you? You guys are

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his friends. Yes. Okay, so I hear you talking

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about Weather Hills. I heard that as I was walking

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by. It wasn't eavesdropping or nothing. Just

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heard it. He goes, but just so you know, because

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I know you're a Ranger of the North. He goes,

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other Rangers of the North have been camping

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at Weathertop. So if you guys are on some kind

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of journey, he goes, you can use that to camp

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out for a night or so. He goes, before the long

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journey. Good to know. Because if you guys need

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that information, he goes, Gang Doc's a good

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help. He's a good friend. He goes, I won't mind

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helping his friends. And then he kind of takes

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off and starts serving other tables and such.

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Well, what am I spelling? Why, thank you, kind

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sir. No doubt. Get some beauty sleep. But where

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is it on the map? Because I cannot say it still.

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It is literally right next to us. So, what's

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your guys' decision on where you want to go?

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All right, quick question. I know this map, the

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scaling's probably all funky -dunky, so I would

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imagine that's a long trip. I believe it will

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take you about... Think it was 18 days total

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to get to make it from here to Rivendell. Okay,

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so yeah, it's gonna Yeah, we're gonna move like

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the width of Bree a day. Oh, yes, okay so make

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it through the midge water marshes or just follow

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the main road and then probably Yeah, so either

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a day or two days to get to where the top probably

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Yeah, we can do that. So you're going to take

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the main road then? The Great East Road? I guess

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we can since we're right outside Bree. It's probably

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not as heavily guarded as it is up the road.

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Yeah, you can take that if you want to get to

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Weathertop. It may be a faster route if you take

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the main road, but that's up to you guys. Can

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I ask Gandalf where most of the bandits have

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been reported on the East Road? Is it farther

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east or has it been close to Bree? Gandalf kind

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of comes back and he's got... beers and his pipe

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and extra pipe for everyone to smoke on. And

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he sits down and he goes, yes, yes, I know what

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you're thinking. I know what you're thinking.

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What did you ask? Oh, get off. How far down the

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Great East Road were most of the bandits being

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reported into? Oh, he says, oh yes, he goes,

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well, once you get towards the forests and the

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trees, kind of the last bridge area, he goes,

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there's been reports of bandits trying to stop

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people on the bridge, cut people off into the

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trees. He goes, there's been lots of things happening

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in Middle Earth these days that aren't normal.

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Understood. Appreciate the help. He goes, and

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I spoke with Barnabas. He told me that you...

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He told you about Weathertop. He goes, you guys

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are welcome to use it. I'm sure the rangers wouldn't

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mind, even if they're there or not there. He

00:15:46.169 --> 00:15:47.870
goes, everyone's welcome to use the Weathertop,

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especially the ranger of the north. Word. Okay.

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If you guys have decided. He doesn't know what

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word means. He goes, yes, copy, word. That is

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a word. Word. I did say word. He goes, well,

00:16:03.950 --> 00:16:05.970
if that's the plan and you guys have your route

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taken, he goes, you can use the inn. Barnabas

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has given you guys rooms to sleep tonight. So

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you can use tonight to party, to sleep, to rest,

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to think, to do as you please. But it's your

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night before your journey begins. And he kind

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of puffs his pipe, gives you guys some pipe weed

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and a pipe and walks off. So what would you guys

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like to do tonight? Any exploring? Would you

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like to sleep? Would you like to hang out in

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the inn and see the party going on? See if any

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exciting things happen? watch around for some

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part foot action pick some pockets yeah i'm just

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gonna drink and smoke weed yeah yeah drink and

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smoke some pipe weed yeah sure all right so actually

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i'm pretty sure dwarves uh come to this place

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for um they have pipe smoking competitions and

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dwarves usually are very adamant about trying

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to beat the hobbits because the hobbits are very

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good at it so if that's something you're interested

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in yeah let's do that let's go find this smoking

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con so You're gonna do that. Are you guys going

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with them? Are you still hanging out doing your

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own things? I'll watch. You'll watch them do

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a smoking contest? I will also say I also would

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like to see. Okay. I'll stand real close behind

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some of the spectators with big pockets. See?

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And I'm gonna use my helping hand, my helping

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action. And he'll look normal because I'll just

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be standing there. For distraction. Okay, so...

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Who expects a ranger of the north to start picking

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your pockets? Yeah, so you're kind of walking

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around the... the Prancing Pony, you're smoking

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your pipe in the corners and hanging out and

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walking around and this young little hobbit sees

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you and he walks up and he says, Hello, I'm Adelar

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Took. Would you like to be in a competition of

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smoke rings with me? I say bring it on. Alright,

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he goes, what's your name? Grunthrun Mountaincast.

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Grunthrun. He goes, this is going to be one for

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the ages. pulls up his like pipe and it's like

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this nice like beautiful little inlaid one and

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uh he puts some uh pipe weed in it and roll me

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constitution check see how well you can blow

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out some sick uh pipe pipe smoke rings is this

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your mouth your savings are just right that'd

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be weird is it just it's mouth dicks Intelligence,

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wisdom, or charisma check using a pipe. It's

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a hard one. You can choose. I use intelligence.

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18 plus 3. 18 plus 3? Okay, so you're puffing

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on this thing and you've got like the, they see

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like the mouth movements, it's like smoke ring,

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and he's blowing a smoke ring looking at you,

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and then they get like this, you get this holy

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like ring of... perfect smoke ring because you

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you beat the DC by like two so you blow out this

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big puff of smoke ring and it forms what does

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it look like this smoke ring when it comes out

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what is what does it form into my beautiful hammers

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oh yeah so this is something comes out And it

00:19:05.819 --> 00:19:08.160
forms into the form of a hammer. And this hobbit

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goes, oh, I can do it when you want better. And

00:19:10.079 --> 00:19:11.759
he hits on it and puffs it. And he blows. He

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starts choking and coughing. And he goes, you

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know what? That was a good one. He goes, you're

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a good pipe smoker. And I hope to see you one

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day in the summer smoke ring festival. And he

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pats you on the back and gives you 50 gold pieces.

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He goes, that's for your win. And then he kind

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of walks off. Anybody else doing anything during

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this? Watching. Pickpocket. Pickpocket? OK, give

00:19:32.660 --> 00:19:35.150
me a. What is it, sleight of hand? Yeah. Yeah,

00:19:35.150 --> 00:19:41.650
sleight of hand check. 19? Yeah, yeah. Let me

00:19:41.650 --> 00:19:45.849
roll a perception. Okay, no, not a perception.

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He failed. So yeah, you pickpocket, let's say...

00:19:50.910 --> 00:19:55.170
Two heifer was leered by. Yeah, give me a d20

00:19:55.170 --> 00:20:01.259
roll. Seven. Okay, you find 70 gold pieces out

00:20:01.259 --> 00:20:03.059
of some people's pockets. You're sort of snagging

00:20:03.059 --> 00:20:05.619
some stuff. Nice. So I'm just standing there,

00:20:05.759 --> 00:20:08.059
like, watching everything go down around me.

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Do I see anything awesome? See anything awesome

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happening? You see a dwarf absolutely stomp a

00:20:13.640 --> 00:20:16.579
hobbit in a smoke ring festival. Saw that. And

00:20:16.579 --> 00:20:23.980
then let me see real quick on this thing. 16.

00:20:25.019 --> 00:20:29.700
16. So... Oh, I rolled the wrong thing. I'm sorry.

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One sec. I gotta roll something up. It's an eight.

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Okay, so you hear after this smoke ring contest

00:20:37.680 --> 00:20:40.779
ends and everyone's kind of doing their thing,

00:20:40.859 --> 00:20:42.960
you start hearing everybody get really quiet

00:20:42.960 --> 00:20:45.119
inside the Prancing Pony. Like, everybody just

00:20:45.119 --> 00:20:47.559
kind of stops talking and yelling. And then you

00:20:47.559 --> 00:20:49.660
hear a bunch of music start playing real hard.

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And then you hear a bunch of people start singing

00:20:51.700 --> 00:20:54.950
and chanting this huge song of... ballads of

00:20:54.950 --> 00:20:57.529
a famous person who blew smoke rings and Prancing

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Pony one day. What do you do as you hear all

00:21:00.069 --> 00:21:03.369
this happening? Join in. You're going to join

00:21:03.369 --> 00:21:06.390
in? Okay, give me a charisma performance check.

00:21:07.250 --> 00:21:09.470
That's crazy because you chose nature instead

00:21:09.470 --> 00:21:12.210
of the performance. That's not funny. Don't laugh.

00:21:12.210 --> 00:21:13.490
We talked about it. We were like, well, you really

00:21:13.490 --> 00:21:15.930
don't ever use performance. What did you say?

00:21:15.950 --> 00:21:18.269
I forgot. Performance check. Charisma performance

00:21:18.269 --> 00:21:21.380
check. Is anybody else joining in? Or are you

00:21:21.380 --> 00:21:24.440
all just hanging out? I'm just chilling. Twelve

00:21:24.440 --> 00:21:26.859
plus five. Twelve plus five? Okay, yeah, you

00:21:26.859 --> 00:21:29.299
jump in and it's like you know this song. You're

00:21:29.299 --> 00:21:31.200
singing this song along with them, and they are

00:21:31.200 --> 00:21:33.220
like shaking and rolling, and they're like, this

00:21:33.220 --> 00:21:36.579
elf knows her stuff! And you gain an inspiration

00:21:36.579 --> 00:21:40.960
for joining in and getting the, passing the check

00:21:40.960 --> 00:21:45.339
to sing along with the people of Bree. And as

00:21:45.339 --> 00:21:47.799
you guys sing and drink and party and everything,

00:21:47.960 --> 00:21:49.619
the night starts to come to an end. Is there

00:21:49.619 --> 00:21:51.420
anything else you guys would like to do before

00:21:51.420 --> 00:21:53.920
heading off to bed? Any exploring or checking

00:21:53.920 --> 00:21:56.640
out of the town before it's late, late? Because

00:21:56.640 --> 00:21:58.559
once it gets late and bree, they lock up the

00:21:58.559 --> 00:22:01.180
gates. I'll go investigate the town. I'll investigate

00:22:01.180 --> 00:22:03.119
the town. I'm going to follow the ranger. Yeah,

00:22:03.200 --> 00:22:07.019
I'm following my friend. He is my leader. Okay,

00:22:07.119 --> 00:22:10.099
so as you kind of, which direction would you

00:22:10.099 --> 00:22:11.940
like to investigate of the town? Would you like

00:22:11.940 --> 00:22:16.119
to head south, west? East, north. North is like

00:22:16.119 --> 00:22:18.619
over the hill. What side of town is the borrower

00:22:18.619 --> 00:22:21.519
at? It's towards kind of the center of town.

00:22:21.720 --> 00:22:25.619
And north would be over the hill to the other

00:22:25.619 --> 00:22:26.960
side. And there's like a little village on the

00:22:26.960 --> 00:22:29.759
other side. Farming village. I'm just staying

00:22:29.759 --> 00:22:37.240
in this village for now. Is there a weapons place?

00:22:37.240 --> 00:22:38.420
We're going to leave the club. We'll just search.

00:22:39.130 --> 00:22:41.869
East, south, or west? The west side of the village

00:22:41.869 --> 00:22:45.470
here, I guess. So as you guys start to head west

00:22:45.470 --> 00:22:47.670
through town, you head away from the Pouncing

00:22:47.670 --> 00:22:50.009
Pony, and across you see a large green field,

00:22:50.130 --> 00:22:52.750
and before that field is the end of town towards

00:22:52.750 --> 00:22:54.910
the west, and you see the Counting House, the

00:22:54.910 --> 00:23:01.029
Armory, and the Reeves Hall. So that's there,

00:23:01.049 --> 00:23:02.650
and you see kind of some children playing in

00:23:02.650 --> 00:23:06.269
the field out towards the edge of town as the

00:23:06.269 --> 00:23:07.750
light starts to get darker, they're just kind

00:23:07.750 --> 00:23:10.019
of... running around the field plane let's check

00:23:10.019 --> 00:23:13.019
out the armory yeah armory okay as you uh start

00:23:13.019 --> 00:23:15.759
to walk towards armory you see this uh kind of

00:23:15.759 --> 00:23:20.119
uh not not young child but teenager pre -teen

00:23:20.119 --> 00:23:23.039
-ish age kid he comes running up to you uh ranger

00:23:23.039 --> 00:23:25.059
of the north he starts pulling on your arm he

00:23:25.059 --> 00:23:26.920
goes you look like someone who's who's gathered

00:23:26.920 --> 00:23:28.299
a lot of treasure he goes how do you get all

00:23:28.299 --> 00:23:29.759
that do you steal it do you steal treasure do

00:23:29.759 --> 00:23:32.740
you steal it sometimes sometimes that's so cool

00:23:32.740 --> 00:23:35.240
he goes what about you what about you dwarf do

00:23:35.240 --> 00:23:38.660
you do you steal things no Check my pockets.

00:23:39.099 --> 00:23:42.099
That's cool. Huh? I check my pockets. Okay. Immediately.

00:23:42.119 --> 00:23:44.839
Give me a perception check. Never mind. Don't

00:23:44.839 --> 00:23:46.920
give me a perception check. He got an at one.

00:23:47.279 --> 00:23:50.559
So as this kid's looking at the dwarf, he goes

00:23:50.559 --> 00:23:53.140
to reach for your pocket and misses completely

00:23:53.140 --> 00:23:55.140
and just grabs your butt cheek and just reaches

00:23:55.140 --> 00:23:57.240
over and just grabs a hold. And he goes, I'm

00:23:57.240 --> 00:23:58.700
so sorry. I'm just going to try to rob you and

00:23:58.700 --> 00:24:00.539
steal from you. And then it failed. So I was

00:24:00.539 --> 00:24:02.480
trying to be cool like you. And then he just

00:24:02.480 --> 00:24:04.519
kind of stands there frozen staring at you. Just

00:24:04.519 --> 00:24:07.859
kick him really hard. It's fine, but don't try

00:24:07.859 --> 00:24:10.240
that until you get better at it. It's very very

00:24:10.240 --> 00:24:11.859
much appreciated sir, and he turns on takes off

00:24:11.859 --> 00:24:14.740
running You can get a point of inspiration as

00:24:14.740 --> 00:24:17.220
well for okay for leading that kid to try to

00:24:17.220 --> 00:24:27.619
teach him how to be a better Okay, so what were

00:24:27.619 --> 00:24:30.039
you originally doing actually? Uh, going to the

00:24:30.039 --> 00:24:31.839
armory. Going to the armory, okay. And this child

00:24:31.839 --> 00:24:34.180
idolized me and then tried robbing me. Which

00:24:34.180 --> 00:24:36.420
I kind of figured when he idolized my... Just

00:24:36.420 --> 00:24:37.880
next time say, ah, it's kids! ...slide of hand

00:24:37.880 --> 00:24:41.740
and pickpocketing skills. I was like, he's like,

00:24:41.799 --> 00:24:44.759
that's so cool, I want to do it. He grabbed your

00:24:44.759 --> 00:24:46.599
butt cheek, that was vandalism. I just pictured

00:24:46.599 --> 00:24:48.680
you kicking it like that kid on Tropic Thunder.

00:24:48.960 --> 00:24:51.279
I've been essayed! I've been essayed! Sexual

00:24:51.279 --> 00:24:53.799
assault! No, it's like Hancock when he puts the

00:24:53.799 --> 00:24:58.089
kid up into the sky. So... Oh, yeah. Uh... As

00:24:58.089 --> 00:24:59.730
you approach the armory, you realize that this

00:24:59.730 --> 00:25:02.690
is a squat stone building. Just a little squat

00:25:02.690 --> 00:25:07.069
stone building. And it's the official headquarters

00:25:07.069 --> 00:25:09.450
of the Bree Wardens. So you see some guards kind

00:25:09.450 --> 00:25:12.390
of standing out in front and stuff. And it looks,

00:25:12.410 --> 00:25:15.089
from just seeing the weapons and stuff inside

00:25:15.089 --> 00:25:17.390
the armory, that these are just beaten down,

00:25:17.470 --> 00:25:20.250
broken, shitty weapons. Like, they're not...

00:25:20.250 --> 00:25:23.839
They look rarely used. Like, they're not... They're

00:25:23.839 --> 00:25:25.220
nothing special. Yeah, they're nothing special.

00:25:25.359 --> 00:25:27.200
They look like they're just there to keep the

00:25:27.200 --> 00:25:28.859
town from threat if something was to happen.

00:25:29.680 --> 00:25:32.140
So, that's what you see at the armory. Not worth

00:25:32.140 --> 00:25:34.559
my time. It's not quite an armory to buy stuff.

00:25:34.619 --> 00:25:38.400
Not worth my time to rob. Okay. Kind of investigate

00:25:38.400 --> 00:25:40.980
to see if there's any hidden jewels around. Around

00:25:40.980 --> 00:25:44.460
the area? Any good stuff, yeah. Give me a intelligence

00:25:44.460 --> 00:25:48.559
check. Intelligence? To see, well, actually.

00:25:48.839 --> 00:25:51.059
I'm going to be investigating. Is there a treasury?

00:25:52.880 --> 00:25:55.839
Yeah, give me investigation. Do advantage since

00:25:55.839 --> 00:25:58.299
you're trying to find jewels. A dwarf would know

00:25:58.299 --> 00:26:05.180
the smell of gemstones. 17 plus 7. Yeah, so you're

00:26:05.180 --> 00:26:11.420
like... So yeah, you're kind of looking around

00:26:11.420 --> 00:26:13.160
while you guys are checking out this armory and

00:26:13.160 --> 00:26:14.619
you're sniffing and sniffing and you see this

00:26:14.619 --> 00:26:17.319
little market stand and it's just full of jewels.

00:26:17.400 --> 00:26:20.279
All over it, there's just this lady sitting there

00:26:20.279 --> 00:26:22.630
selling them. What would you like to do with

00:26:22.630 --> 00:26:27.430
that? It's not laying on the sidewalk, no. I'm

00:26:27.430 --> 00:26:30.410
just going to see what she has. You walk up and

00:26:30.410 --> 00:26:33.109
you see a few that are glowing pretty bright.

00:26:33.210 --> 00:26:35.809
There's just some shiny glowing ones. Not just

00:26:35.809 --> 00:26:38.809
shiny bright, they're glowing. And then some

00:26:38.809 --> 00:26:41.809
few other just kind of swirly looking gems sitting

00:26:41.809 --> 00:26:45.009
there on her thing. Can I ask you what each one

00:26:45.009 --> 00:26:47.970
does? Yeah. She looks at one of the glowing ones.

00:26:48.049 --> 00:26:49.029
She goes, I'm assuming you're talking about this

00:26:49.029 --> 00:26:51.599
one, right? She picks it up and when she picks

00:26:51.599 --> 00:26:53.740
it up you see it like glow real bright And then

00:26:53.740 --> 00:26:55.700
she sits it down her hand is still glowing bright

00:26:55.700 --> 00:26:57.680
like it's like a lingering light that can stick

00:26:57.680 --> 00:26:59.680
to you So you can pretty much cast the light

00:26:59.680 --> 00:27:04.240
on something if you're using the gem Hmm What

00:27:04.240 --> 00:27:07.920
about the other ones? Shit, there's there are

00:27:07.920 --> 00:27:10.079
other normal gems. There's only one good one

00:27:10.079 --> 00:27:12.440
I guess I don't have anything else on my brain

00:27:12.440 --> 00:27:15.700
right now. How much? She goes it will be probably

00:27:15.700 --> 00:27:19.630
about 40 gold pieces To be able to have a constant

00:27:19.630 --> 00:27:22.269
light attached to you, pretty good. Especially

00:27:22.269 --> 00:27:24.710
if dwarves who are in the mines, they would love

00:27:24.710 --> 00:27:35.309
it. Can I haggle you? Persuasion. Bartering time.

00:27:35.609 --> 00:27:39.730
She painted that shit. Eight. She goes, no, no,

00:27:39.750 --> 00:27:41.470
no, no, I can't go down on price. She goes, it's

00:27:41.470 --> 00:27:43.170
40 for this, but she goes, it is a good deal.

00:27:43.289 --> 00:27:45.930
She goes, it's magic, and it'll let you use light.

00:27:50.080 --> 00:27:53.720
You're a liar. I'll buy it. Okay. Liar. So she

00:27:53.720 --> 00:27:54.779
hands it to you and she goes, Pleasure doing

00:27:54.779 --> 00:27:58.059
this with you. Good luck with your light. Alright.

00:27:59.359 --> 00:28:01.539
Can I go to the other one? Can I pick it up and

00:28:01.539 --> 00:28:03.940
investigate it? What, another glowing one? Yeah,

00:28:03.960 --> 00:28:05.480
because she says two glowing ones. I thought

00:28:05.480 --> 00:28:07.559
you said there was three. I said, yeah, I said

00:28:07.559 --> 00:28:09.019
there was other glowing ones, but yes. You said

00:28:09.019 --> 00:28:11.599
two glowing and swirling ones. Well, yeah, let's

00:28:11.599 --> 00:28:13.619
just do the same thing. I figured the two glowing

00:28:13.619 --> 00:28:15.779
ones just make light and the other ones are just

00:28:15.779 --> 00:28:17.759
pretty looking. Yeah, pretty looking. Yes, yes,

00:28:17.759 --> 00:28:20.319
yes. So can I pick up and investigate the other

00:28:20.319 --> 00:28:23.119
glowing one? Yeah, you can. Okay. Maybe roll

00:28:23.119 --> 00:28:32.099
forward here. Sure. 14 plus 7. What are you trying

00:28:32.099 --> 00:28:33.700
to find out about this thing? Just anything I

00:28:33.700 --> 00:28:36.819
might know about it. At all, anything. It feels

00:28:36.819 --> 00:28:40.720
like it has magic coming out of it. That's good.

00:28:40.900 --> 00:28:42.759
But nothing that you can really tell that it's

00:28:42.759 --> 00:28:44.180
doing. It's not leaving a light on your hand.

00:28:47.599 --> 00:28:50.619
Just get it, bro. No, don't. Just get it. Don't

00:28:50.619 --> 00:28:52.920
get it. And lay it into your weapon. That is

00:28:52.920 --> 00:28:56.960
cheap. I said it then and I won't go. Okay. Alright.

00:28:57.880 --> 00:28:59.480
Anything else you would like to do? Cheap joke.

00:28:59.700 --> 00:29:03.559
Cheap joke. So, during all this, I had whispered

00:29:03.559 --> 00:29:08.140
to my budwin and asked him to sweep the grounds

00:29:08.140 --> 00:29:12.960
and bring me back anything suspiciously suspicious.

00:29:14.109 --> 00:29:18.490
or helpful to us, or anything that he likes.

00:29:18.829 --> 00:29:21.650
And he should be about back by now. Okay, roll

00:29:21.650 --> 00:29:25.349
me an animal handling check. See if your buddy

00:29:25.349 --> 00:29:30.910
brought anything back. He always does. Oh, 20.

00:29:31.089 --> 00:29:33.990
Nat 20. The first one went off the table, so

00:29:33.990 --> 00:29:36.049
I couldn't use it. Okay, he brings you some...

00:29:41.089 --> 00:29:43.650
Potions of healing. He brings you two potions

00:29:43.650 --> 00:29:46.150
of healing. He's a good Bunwin. See, I'm strapped

00:29:46.150 --> 00:29:50.390
to his little... He knows how to do... I've taught

00:29:50.390 --> 00:29:54.210
him and trained him well. Alright, are we done

00:29:54.210 --> 00:29:57.349
for the night? What were the potions? Healing?

00:29:57.529 --> 00:29:59.829
Yes, two regular potions of healing. Regular?

00:29:59.990 --> 00:30:03.430
Yes. It's okay, Bunwin. I'm proud of you. No,

00:30:03.430 --> 00:30:09.990
not greater. Or superior. Or that one. Two? Or

00:30:09.990 --> 00:30:14.789
four. Two. Omnipotent. All right. Anything else

00:30:14.789 --> 00:30:17.930
we'd like to terrorize? Is there a treasury?

00:30:18.269 --> 00:30:21.509
Is there a treasury? Yeah. I don't believe so.

00:30:22.630 --> 00:30:25.309
Then I'm done. Yeah. I think there's a counting

00:30:25.309 --> 00:30:27.829
house, but I don't really know. That's just paper.

00:30:28.829 --> 00:30:32.349
And abacuses. Yeah. So, yeah. You're done for

00:30:32.349 --> 00:30:36.769
the night? Yes. All right. So, you guys lay down.

00:30:37.609 --> 00:30:43.740
Rest for the night. and wake to another wild

00:30:43.740 --> 00:30:46.339
inn below you. You hear people partying and drinking

00:30:46.339 --> 00:30:49.119
and going nuts already. And you wake up and you're

00:30:49.119 --> 00:30:51.319
able to begin your journey. Would you like to

00:30:51.319 --> 00:30:52.619
head off immediately or is there anything you'd

00:30:52.619 --> 00:30:54.099
like to do before you head off in the morning?

00:30:54.380 --> 00:30:58.480
Eat some po -tatoes. Eat some po -tatoes. I want

00:30:58.480 --> 00:31:01.079
to make an omelette. There's plenty of po -tatoes

00:31:01.079 --> 00:31:04.640
at the inn Barnabas. He will let you guys have

00:31:04.640 --> 00:31:06.819
some potatoes, and he'll pack a little bag, and

00:31:06.819 --> 00:31:08.579
he'll say, there's some potatoes in here, and

00:31:08.579 --> 00:31:09.920
there's some cram in there that you can make

00:31:09.920 --> 00:31:12.819
up, or some ingredients to make cram. Cram. Cram.

00:31:13.160 --> 00:31:15.279
Yeah. Hands you this little baggie of some food.

00:31:15.339 --> 00:31:16.400
He goes, I know you're going to need it on your

00:31:16.400 --> 00:31:19.579
journeys. Very nice. Yep. So, would you like

00:31:19.579 --> 00:31:22.720
to head out? Yes. Okay. You guys do not have

00:31:22.720 --> 00:31:24.819
any horses or ponies or nothing. You're able

00:31:24.819 --> 00:31:28.559
to purchase, I think, if you'd like, but as far

00:31:28.559 --> 00:31:30.859
as money -wise goes, I don't know where you guys

00:31:30.859 --> 00:31:40.900
are standing. How much is hoes? I can. I can.

00:31:42.039 --> 00:31:48.660
What? How much is the horse? So if you'd like

00:31:48.660 --> 00:31:50.720
to purchase a horse, it's going to be 100 gold

00:31:50.720 --> 00:31:55.019
pieces. That's a lot. About 70 gold pieces. And

00:31:55.019 --> 00:31:58.700
a handshake. And a handshake. Roll me persuasion.

00:31:59.390 --> 00:32:02.970
See if you can talk into a guy. Oh gosh. And

00:32:02.970 --> 00:32:06.569
to give you 70 in a inch shape. Uh, 11. I have

00:32:06.569 --> 00:32:09.710
20. 11? Yes. Okay, he says, listen, I can't give

00:32:09.710 --> 00:32:12.630
you a full bred beautiful horse for 70. He goes,

00:32:12.650 --> 00:32:14.569
but if you want a pony, I can give you one. He

00:32:14.569 --> 00:32:16.069
can carry some stuff. He may not be able to carry

00:32:16.069 --> 00:32:18.230
you guys very well, but he can carry supplies

00:32:18.230 --> 00:32:21.650
if you'd like. Can I just call in a wild, wild

00:32:21.650 --> 00:32:26.849
stallion? Is that an ability? It is for me. I

00:32:26.849 --> 00:32:29.670
have animal handling and I can - Why am I talking

00:32:29.670 --> 00:32:32.710
to the stable hand? We can just call magic on

00:32:32.710 --> 00:32:36.430
horses. Alright, mine is Beastcraft. As an action,

00:32:36.529 --> 00:32:38.430
you can spin a craft slot and choose one beast

00:32:38.430 --> 00:32:40.609
that you can see within 30 feet of you that is

00:32:40.609 --> 00:32:42.630
able to see you, hear you, make a wisdom animal

00:32:42.630 --> 00:32:46.170
handling check, contest it by the target's wisdom

00:32:46.170 --> 00:32:48.829
insight. The beast automatically wins if its

00:32:48.829 --> 00:32:51.680
intelligence score is 4 or higher. If you win,

00:32:51.819 --> 00:32:54.380
the beast is charmed by you for 24 hours until

00:32:54.380 --> 00:32:58.140
your companions do anything harmful to it. If

00:32:58.140 --> 00:33:00.599
you obtain magical success and the target is

00:33:00.599 --> 00:33:05.920
a beast with a CR of 1 8th or lower, it is permanently

00:33:05.920 --> 00:33:08.500
charmed by you until you dismiss it, harm it,

00:33:08.559 --> 00:33:10.700
or make another beast permanently charmed. Basically,

00:33:10.700 --> 00:33:14.099
you would only get it for 24 hours, and yes,

00:33:14.119 --> 00:33:15.740
it would be theft. Yeah, because it would just

00:33:15.740 --> 00:33:17.960
like you a lot, and he would have to still agree.

00:33:18.240 --> 00:33:19.859
Did you tell me my horse thing would be theft?

00:33:20.320 --> 00:33:22.519
I think it's the same ability, the beast talking

00:33:22.519 --> 00:33:24.519
to the... Dude, I like summoning one from nowhere.

00:33:24.779 --> 00:33:25.920
Yeah, unless you can summon one if that's an

00:33:25.920 --> 00:33:28.000
ability. Now, if we saw wild stallions in a field

00:33:28.000 --> 00:33:29.240
somewhere... Yeah, you could roll an animal handling

00:33:29.240 --> 00:33:31.160
check to try and call it in and tame it, yeah.

00:33:32.180 --> 00:33:37.519
Well, I only got 70, so... Damn. Pony for good,

00:33:37.680 --> 00:33:40.960
or theft? No, no pony. Or just walk? I'll just

00:33:40.960 --> 00:33:43.160
walk. Okay, yeah, you carry... You strap your

00:33:43.160 --> 00:33:47.470
potatoes evenly and start making your way. So

00:33:47.470 --> 00:33:52.349
potatoes potatoes Bunwin understands me to a

00:33:52.349 --> 00:33:56.609
certain extent because of our companionship and

00:33:56.609 --> 00:34:05.049
All that so if I requested bunion and Ways that

00:34:05.049 --> 00:34:08.289
he'd understand to go bring us in some animal

00:34:08.289 --> 00:34:11.789
friends He could do that. No, I don't think I

00:34:11.789 --> 00:34:13.650
don't think rabbits like have control over horses

00:34:14.860 --> 00:34:17.539
But he would talk to other rabbits. I mean, yeah,

00:34:17.579 --> 00:34:19.320
I guess if you wanted him to bring in some rabbits,

00:34:19.460 --> 00:34:21.460
you'd try. I mean, you definitely called him

00:34:21.460 --> 00:34:24.219
Bunyan again. Did I really? I think you did.

00:34:24.579 --> 00:34:27.400
100%. Bunwin! I'm saying Bunwin! Just call him

00:34:27.400 --> 00:34:28.940
Bunyan. Just call him Bunyan. His name is Bunwin.

00:34:28.940 --> 00:34:32.119
He's Bunyan now. I mean, this is Lord of the

00:34:32.119 --> 00:34:34.699
Rings lore. Is your bunny the size of the one

00:34:34.699 --> 00:34:38.539
that... The bat rabbit? That one wizard, what's

00:34:38.539 --> 00:34:41.099
his name? Radagast. Radagast. He had giant rabbits.

00:34:42.049 --> 00:34:44.449
So I guess if you're able to somehow gather up

00:34:44.449 --> 00:34:48.530
like 20 rabbits to put on a cart and drag you.

00:34:49.909 --> 00:34:54.150
No, that's not what I want to do. Okay. I don't

00:34:54.150 --> 00:34:56.150
have any awesome abilities like I thought I would.

00:34:58.409 --> 00:35:03.630
Okay, so. Moving on. You begin your journey and

00:35:03.630 --> 00:35:06.070
you make your way through the nasty midge water

00:35:06.070 --> 00:35:07.769
marshes where it just kind of crosses the road

00:35:07.769 --> 00:35:13.679
and it's nasty. And it has been about four days

00:35:13.679 --> 00:35:16.800
or so that you have been traveling, and not a

00:35:16.800 --> 00:35:19.159
lot has happened. You've had a pretty peaceful,

00:35:19.199 --> 00:35:21.820
calm time. Let me roll something real quick.

00:35:23.860 --> 00:35:29.639
Okay, you reach the bottom of the large mountainous

00:35:29.639 --> 00:35:31.960
area of Weathertop. You're at the very bottom.

00:35:32.139 --> 00:35:34.760
Would you guys like to go up to Weathertop to

00:35:34.760 --> 00:35:39.500
rest and see if there's other rangers? advice,

00:35:39.539 --> 00:35:42.739
guidance, help, supplies, anything of the sorts.

00:35:42.960 --> 00:35:45.679
Would you like to continue on? Yeah, we'll hit

00:35:45.679 --> 00:35:49.840
on top. Okay, so I need everyone to give me...

00:35:49.840 --> 00:35:52.559
Actually, we did not establish something. I forgot

00:35:52.559 --> 00:35:54.360
about this. Me and Nate talked about it a bunch,

00:35:54.400 --> 00:35:56.260
and then I forgot to do it. We need to establish

00:35:56.260 --> 00:36:01.280
roles for the company, the party, on your journey.

00:36:01.619 --> 00:36:06.480
So we need a guide, we need a scout, and we need

00:36:06.480 --> 00:36:10.099
a lookout. Lookout. The scout can act as a hunter

00:36:10.099 --> 00:36:13.800
and a scout. You know, you get low on foods and

00:36:13.800 --> 00:36:18.679
such, but... So, we need to know... But, it's

00:36:18.679 --> 00:36:21.260
a matter of your skills and who's best equipped.

00:36:21.440 --> 00:36:24.119
This is happening before you left. I mean, I

00:36:24.119 --> 00:36:26.260
do have good investigation, so it could be the

00:36:26.260 --> 00:36:29.019
hunter and scout, I guess. You'd have to be able

00:36:29.019 --> 00:36:31.940
to... Yeah, because you'd have to be able to...

00:36:31.940 --> 00:36:34.579
Well, hunting would be under hunting, is it?

00:36:35.119 --> 00:36:37.679
It's on there. What is it under? Wisdom. Wisdom.

00:36:37.719 --> 00:36:39.559
So it'd be wisdom. The only one that's intelligence

00:36:39.559 --> 00:36:44.039
based is Riddle. That's it. They're all wisdom.

00:36:44.219 --> 00:36:47.719
Yeah. So. So, yeah. Investigate. But I'd be using

00:36:47.719 --> 00:36:50.039
a bow to hunt games. So it's like. The hunting

00:36:50.039 --> 00:36:53.559
is the matter of tracking it. But you gotta investigate

00:36:53.559 --> 00:36:56.519
things to do that. I guess. That's intelligence.

00:36:57.340 --> 00:37:00.940
Yeah, you'd think. They have hunting under wisdom.

00:37:00.980 --> 00:37:02.800
They're split into different things on this.

00:37:02.960 --> 00:37:05.559
The only one that's intelligence -based is Riddle.

00:37:05.639 --> 00:37:09.980
I think I would take investigation or wisdom

00:37:09.980 --> 00:37:12.340
for hunting stuff, because you have to know how

00:37:12.340 --> 00:37:14.059
to hunt to be able to do that. Now, my guy might

00:37:14.059 --> 00:37:18.000
not know exactly what track he's seeing, but

00:37:18.000 --> 00:37:21.139
he can see the animal tracks in the mud or whatever.

00:37:21.360 --> 00:37:23.760
I would take investigation or wisdom for hunting,

00:37:23.900 --> 00:37:26.409
just because it makes sense. I mean, intelligence

00:37:26.409 --> 00:37:30.849
or wisdom. I think it would just be like, instead

00:37:30.849 --> 00:37:33.190
of being like, oh, you see raccoon tracks, it

00:37:33.190 --> 00:37:34.670
would just be like, you just see small animal

00:37:34.670 --> 00:37:37.030
tracks. Because I don't have the wisdom, but

00:37:37.030 --> 00:37:41.269
I have the intelligence. I have animal wisdom.

00:37:42.429 --> 00:37:43.650
I don't know what you guys were all just talking

00:37:43.650 --> 00:37:45.090
about. But you can't go out and hunt with me

00:37:45.090 --> 00:37:47.170
because you have your own rule. Somebody will

00:37:47.170 --> 00:37:49.869
have to be the person that has the map. You said

00:37:49.869 --> 00:37:52.929
one person will have only access. Well, I got

00:37:52.929 --> 00:37:55.570
cartography tools and all that stuff. Do you

00:37:55.570 --> 00:37:59.449
have good travel? Is travel the one for... Travel

00:37:59.449 --> 00:38:01.789
is something I have naturally. That's wisdom.

00:38:01.989 --> 00:38:06.670
It says estimated journey, reading the map, evaluating

00:38:06.670 --> 00:38:08.869
whether a group of strangers on the road are

00:38:08.869 --> 00:38:11.289
safe or not. So travel would be who's going to

00:38:11.289 --> 00:38:14.409
read the map. Then there's also explore. Explore

00:38:14.409 --> 00:38:18.750
is like going through wild areas and like investigating

00:38:18.750 --> 00:38:20.889
places that are unknown, not following a map.

00:38:21.090 --> 00:38:24.510
So almost scouting. Yeah, kind of. Well, it doesn't

00:38:24.510 --> 00:38:26.789
say scout on there, so unless that's actually

00:38:26.789 --> 00:38:30.800
scout. On this side, at least, that I'm looking

00:38:30.800 --> 00:38:33.400
at. I wasn't writing the title. I just wrote

00:38:33.400 --> 00:38:35.260
whatever they were. It just said explore, hunting,

00:38:35.380 --> 00:38:38.500
riddle, travel, hunting, patron. I didn't know

00:38:38.500 --> 00:38:40.260
if that was all of them or not. I didn't pick

00:38:40.260 --> 00:38:42.820
the right one. I picked calligraphy instead of

00:38:42.820 --> 00:38:46.079
Cardona. So, travel would be for reading the

00:38:46.079 --> 00:38:49.440
map and being the guide, mostly. Where's that

00:38:49.440 --> 00:38:53.460
even at? It's for the rules for this. It's in

00:38:53.460 --> 00:38:56.199
this, in Lord of the Rings. It should be on there

00:38:56.199 --> 00:39:00.820
somewhere. What would mine be? Wisdom and it

00:39:00.820 --> 00:39:03.500
would be under like a travel or old is your wisdom

00:39:03.500 --> 00:39:11.780
good. No negative two Well, I don't know if I

00:39:11.780 --> 00:39:14.139
can be the hunter the scale and the travel guy

00:39:14.139 --> 00:39:16.519
no, you know, we have to have one more leech

00:39:16.519 --> 00:39:19.699
Well, you said so I'm gonna do boy. Yeah one.

00:39:19.760 --> 00:39:24.900
Yeah Do you've got the highest with them? No,

00:39:24.960 --> 00:39:29.659
so you map reader Do you want to be the guide

00:39:29.659 --> 00:39:35.179
then? No. I guess. I'm just... All it is is that

00:39:35.179 --> 00:39:37.119
you're the person who... You're the only one

00:39:37.119 --> 00:39:39.659
who has access to the map. And you just have

00:39:39.659 --> 00:39:42.440
to... Don't look at my maps. Yeah, pick routes

00:39:42.440 --> 00:39:44.659
and... It's my maps. It's going to be more or

00:39:44.659 --> 00:39:46.340
less... Basically rolls. It's more or less what

00:39:46.340 --> 00:39:49.079
information we use. If we don't have any info

00:39:49.079 --> 00:39:51.480
of danger, who knows if we'll walk into any.

00:39:51.940 --> 00:39:55.280
You all have to get off the map. Only I can look

00:39:55.280 --> 00:39:58.039
at it. Wow. He just won't put it back on there

00:39:58.039 --> 00:39:59.940
all the time as we're moving so you'll have to

00:39:59.940 --> 00:40:04.420
screenshot it or something All right, so because

00:40:04.420 --> 00:40:07.300
as we get to it, you're gonna be the guy Who's

00:40:07.300 --> 00:40:19.599
gonna be Scout? So as you guys get to Weathertop

00:40:19.599 --> 00:40:22.940
with no problems With your special guide your

00:40:22.940 --> 00:40:26.030
good guide that you have You guys make it your

00:40:26.030 --> 00:40:28.030
way to Weathertop. You would like to climb to

00:40:28.030 --> 00:40:36.409
the top. So, give me a athletics or acrobatics

00:40:36.409 --> 00:40:39.050
check to start climbing this kind of steep steps

00:40:39.050 --> 00:40:41.409
and stuff, climbing up these, the sides of this

00:40:41.409 --> 00:40:45.130
mountain. Because this was once a southernmost

00:40:45.130 --> 00:40:47.250
hill of the weathering hills, and it once stood

00:40:47.250 --> 00:40:49.809
as a tall and fair watchtower, but in the days

00:40:49.809 --> 00:40:51.690
of the North Kingdom, it was once used for historic

00:40:51.690 --> 00:40:55.219
seeing stone, and now it's broken down. It's

00:40:55.219 --> 00:40:59.239
just a stone on top. What? I got 19. 19? For

00:40:59.239 --> 00:41:01.960
athletics. Crypt fail? I got a crypt fail. Okay.

00:41:02.000 --> 00:41:06.340
But it's plus three, so it's... So Ranger of

00:41:06.340 --> 00:41:08.340
the North, you're used to this. This is normal

00:41:08.340 --> 00:41:10.679
terrain. Yeah, you're climbing, you're stepping

00:41:10.679 --> 00:41:12.539
along, and then you're walking, and you just

00:41:12.539 --> 00:41:18.019
hear, and then you see both of you start... Help!

00:41:18.619 --> 00:41:26.730
Oh, God! Oh, my head! I just shake my head. Nibs.

00:41:26.730 --> 00:41:29.050
They're green. 7, 8, 9, 10. You're both going

00:41:29.050 --> 00:41:31.670
to take 10 damage as you just fucking take a

00:41:31.670 --> 00:41:33.750
full tumble. Falling damage is the worst. Tumble

00:41:33.750 --> 00:41:36.469
down this mountain side. And then you get to

00:41:36.469 --> 00:41:39.269
retry if you'd like. Oh, fuck. I'm just going

00:41:39.269 --> 00:41:42.650
to stand with my hand on hips. So it's a mountain?

00:41:42.849 --> 00:41:44.550
Is that what you said? Yes, you're climbing the

00:41:44.550 --> 00:41:47.070
top of Weathertop. This is where Frodo and them

00:41:47.070 --> 00:41:49.710
fought about the rain rates in the movie. All

00:41:49.710 --> 00:41:54.860
right, 14. 13. Okay, you guys climb to the, you

00:41:54.860 --> 00:41:57.800
make it past the evil, evil terrain and start

00:41:57.800 --> 00:42:00.019
to make your way up and climb hurt and damaged.

00:42:00.219 --> 00:42:03.900
And you get to the top and you see a campfire

00:42:03.900 --> 00:42:06.320
that is not lit. It's smashed out. And you see

00:42:06.320 --> 00:42:09.179
bags ripped open and torn apart all across the

00:42:09.179 --> 00:42:11.139
camp. And there seems to be no one here. And

00:42:11.139 --> 00:42:12.320
it looks like no one's been here for a while.

00:42:13.059 --> 00:42:14.760
So, would you guys like to set up camp or do

00:42:14.760 --> 00:42:16.340
anything special before you set up camp? I want

00:42:16.340 --> 00:42:18.360
to do a deep investigation of the camp. Because

00:42:18.360 --> 00:42:21.480
you're lookout? oh yeah yeah yeah either that

00:42:21.480 --> 00:42:23.340
or scout one of the two i mean we kind of go

00:42:23.340 --> 00:42:26.539
hand in hand you can both do it so you give me

00:42:26.539 --> 00:42:28.900
i'll do left side you do right side yeah go for

00:42:28.900 --> 00:42:34.280
it that'll work and yeah uh 19 plus seven let's

00:42:34.280 --> 00:42:38.719
see so 13 is five plus seven or 12 sorry 13.

00:42:40.440 --> 00:42:44.000
19 plus seven 19. so yeah you are kind of you

00:42:44.000 --> 00:42:45.699
guys are investigating this area and walking

00:42:45.699 --> 00:42:47.739
around like looking at the stuff that's happened

00:42:48.739 --> 00:42:50.980
And, uh, you guys are looking around and it looks

00:42:50.980 --> 00:42:53.500
like someone had came through here quick and

00:42:53.500 --> 00:42:56.500
expected someone to be here, but wasn't. So they

00:42:56.500 --> 00:42:58.159
ran through, destroyed the shit, and then ran

00:42:58.159 --> 00:42:59.739
off. You see, like, tracks and stuff kind of

00:42:59.739 --> 00:43:02.300
just fade off the side of the mountain. Orcs.

00:43:02.300 --> 00:43:06.519
Hmm. Let's probably don't light a fire. Yeah.

00:43:07.300 --> 00:43:09.860
Okay. Oh, we can. We'll just probably get ambushed.

00:43:09.860 --> 00:43:12.500
But that's fine. That's smart. So, no fire tonight.

00:43:12.719 --> 00:43:15.619
You guys set up a normal camp. Um, you guys do

00:43:15.619 --> 00:43:17.519
have potatoes and the ingredients make cream,

00:43:17.619 --> 00:43:21.139
but I don't... I don't know if you already have

00:43:21.139 --> 00:43:22.760
the crayon made. We already have the crayon made.

00:43:22.980 --> 00:43:24.440
So if you guys want to eat the crayon, you can

00:43:24.440 --> 00:43:25.219
do that without fire. Yeah, we made enough shit

00:43:25.219 --> 00:43:27.179
before we left. What are you talking about? You

00:43:27.179 --> 00:43:30.880
guys would like to set up camp. So I guess I

00:43:30.880 --> 00:43:32.800
could go out and try and look for mushrooms or

00:43:32.800 --> 00:43:34.360
something. Yeah, you can. Do you want to do that?

00:43:34.480 --> 00:43:37.699
Yeah. So I'm just going to stand. I'm going to

00:43:37.699 --> 00:43:39.780
climb back down, I'm guessing. I'm just going

00:43:39.780 --> 00:43:41.179
to watch. I'm going to have Bunyan scout our

00:43:41.179 --> 00:43:44.670
area. Yeah, you will have to kind of climb down,

00:43:44.789 --> 00:43:46.389
but I won't give you a role to climb down. You

00:43:46.389 --> 00:43:48.989
can just climb up because climbing down isn't

00:43:48.989 --> 00:43:50.030
the hard part. You're a Ranger of the North.

00:43:50.150 --> 00:43:53.369
I'm going to have Bunwin scout our area out and

00:43:53.369 --> 00:43:55.849
make sure we're safe. They just did. We're safe

00:43:55.849 --> 00:43:58.789
so far. I'll just move to the nearest wooded

00:43:58.789 --> 00:44:03.510
area, I guess. Yeah, go for it. Bunwin can also

00:44:03.510 --> 00:44:07.630
bring us food. I don't know what they are. You're

00:44:07.630 --> 00:44:11.349
scouting, so... More hunting and gathering I

00:44:11.349 --> 00:44:13.230
guess yeah if you want to do the intelligence

00:44:13.230 --> 00:44:22.250
wisdom hunting go for it So just straight intelligence

00:44:22.250 --> 00:44:27.070
no investigation both or anything you're Because

00:44:27.070 --> 00:44:29.889
it's supposed to be off of this like its own

00:44:29.889 --> 00:44:31.809
skill, but I don't know how to look at the skill

00:44:31.809 --> 00:44:35.519
in The app you know I mean yeah i know that you

00:44:35.519 --> 00:44:37.940
have you have we have some stuff in this things

00:44:37.940 --> 00:44:40.900
but i can do the intelligence plus three instead

00:44:40.900 --> 00:44:46.599
of my plus seven investigation 16 13 plus three

00:44:46.599 --> 00:44:48.579
okay so yeah you get down to like the nearest

00:44:48.579 --> 00:44:50.760
wooded area and you are gathered either to gavel

00:44:50.760 --> 00:44:54.900
up like gavel gather up like mushrooms and fruits

00:44:54.900 --> 00:44:58.059
and berries and all this such and kind of scoop

00:44:58.059 --> 00:45:00.579
it up into a bag and head back to the top um

00:45:00.579 --> 00:45:14.079
now Look out. Give me a dexterity check. Slide

00:45:14.079 --> 00:45:17.380
a hand. Slide a hand? Yes, as you're trying to

00:45:17.380 --> 00:45:22.239
set up the camp and get it prepared. Twelve.

00:45:22.719 --> 00:45:25.199
Twelve? Okay, so yeah, you kind of throw up this

00:45:25.199 --> 00:45:27.840
canopy over the top. It's not the best camp.

00:45:28.059 --> 00:45:29.800
It's going to keep you covered from some rain

00:45:29.800 --> 00:45:32.659
or some snow, but lots of snow's up here, so

00:45:32.659 --> 00:45:34.789
you guys are kind of... getting a little bit

00:45:34.789 --> 00:45:36.329
of coverage and you got some sleeping bags on

00:45:36.329 --> 00:45:38.610
the ground and whatnot, and you guys are able

00:45:38.610 --> 00:45:41.050
to eat your cream or your berries and make it

00:45:41.050 --> 00:45:45.070
up through the night. As you wake the next morning,

00:45:45.110 --> 00:45:47.789
you can take your health back. That is a rest.

00:45:48.530 --> 00:45:50.590
Medicinal mushrooms. You guys rested. Yeah, additional

00:45:50.590 --> 00:46:19.010
mushrooms and you rested. But as you awake, you

00:46:19.010 --> 00:46:22.170
see the sun shining, snow's falling pretty hard,

00:46:22.309 --> 00:46:24.210
and you guys are able to make your way back down

00:46:24.210 --> 00:46:26.269
the weather top if you'd like, or if you'd like

00:46:26.269 --> 00:46:29.530
to do any more stuff here while it's bright out,

00:46:29.630 --> 00:46:31.469
you can. Well, while I'm up high, I'm going to

00:46:31.469 --> 00:46:34.070
take a little looky -loo in the direction we're

00:46:34.070 --> 00:46:36.010
going to be heading. Do a little scout. Okay,

00:46:36.010 --> 00:46:43.369
so give me a perception check. What is the word?

00:46:45.969 --> 00:46:51.409
17. All right, so let me find this right quick,

00:46:51.489 --> 00:46:56.429
and I will tell you what you see. That's kind

00:46:56.429 --> 00:46:58.489
of what I built this guy for, would be like investigation,

00:46:58.829 --> 00:47:01.949
perception, kind of just like, don't let nothing

00:47:01.949 --> 00:47:14.090
get by me. Let me roll a d12. Okay, so yeah,

00:47:14.110 --> 00:47:18.619
you're looking off. in the distance and you're

00:47:18.619 --> 00:47:20.780
looking towards like the forest and the grace

00:47:20.780 --> 00:47:22.679
the great east road and the forest kind of next

00:47:22.679 --> 00:47:27.719
to it and you see would you get a 17 yeah 17

00:47:27.719 --> 00:47:29.900
17 okay so yeah you were looking down there and

00:47:29.900 --> 00:47:33.159
you see some trees kind of shake and rattle and

00:47:33.159 --> 00:47:35.019
start to break and then you see like what looks

00:47:35.019 --> 00:47:37.820
like a large creature kind of just like shuffling

00:47:37.820 --> 00:47:40.019
and running through the trees and pushing them

00:47:40.019 --> 00:47:42.440
out of the way So you do know that there's something

00:47:42.440 --> 00:47:44.940
large. Something decent sized in there that can

00:47:44.940 --> 00:47:47.260
break trees down. Yes, kind of watching the road.

00:47:48.159 --> 00:47:53.960
We can either choose action or safety. There's

00:47:53.960 --> 00:47:56.860
apparently a large creature knocking down trees

00:47:56.860 --> 00:48:04.559
and such in the woods. I guess troll. Or maybe.

00:48:05.039 --> 00:48:08.039
For us they can troll, but it could be a boar.

00:48:08.679 --> 00:48:10.880
But you said it wasn't native to this area. No,

00:48:11.039 --> 00:48:14.019
when you saw it, since you got a 17. Two legs?

00:48:14.239 --> 00:48:16.159
Yeah, like you saw it walk into the thing and

00:48:16.159 --> 00:48:18.940
it's like smashing stuff and walking through.

00:48:19.179 --> 00:48:24.880
So, yeah. And you saw that kind of towards where

00:48:24.880 --> 00:48:28.579
you see like the, yeah, close before the last

00:48:28.579 --> 00:48:30.519
bridge. Like before the last bridge. Just like

00:48:30.519 --> 00:48:33.900
a little kind of forest patch that's there, I

00:48:33.900 --> 00:48:38.940
guess. What I missed? Apparently I saw large

00:48:38.940 --> 00:48:41.760
two -legged creature knocking down some trees

00:48:41.760 --> 00:48:44.500
and walking through the forest area up ahead

00:48:44.500 --> 00:48:46.579
of where we're going to be heading. So we can

00:48:46.579 --> 00:48:51.619
try to detour that or just head it head on. Come

00:48:51.619 --> 00:48:57.579
up stealthy on him and slice his achilles. Roll

00:48:57.579 --> 00:49:04.039
me a, whoever you want, any of you, roll me,

00:49:04.219 --> 00:49:08.179
but just one of you, a nature Or old lore. Any

00:49:08.179 --> 00:49:10.719
of you have good old lore or nature? I have less

00:49:10.719 --> 00:49:13.300
than three. What's your nature? I don't know

00:49:13.300 --> 00:49:15.840
what the old lore would be. I don't know how

00:49:15.840 --> 00:49:18.940
to look up old lore. Thalandra, as you see the

00:49:18.940 --> 00:49:20.440
ranger of the north pointing out to you guys,

00:49:20.480 --> 00:49:24.059
you know, about this thing. Nine plus four. For

00:49:24.059 --> 00:49:27.599
which one? Nature? Yeah, that's what you told

00:49:27.599 --> 00:49:29.840
me. Okay, so, yeah, as he's telling you that

00:49:29.840 --> 00:49:32.119
he thinks he sees, like, this large troll -like

00:49:32.119 --> 00:49:34.599
creature. Wait, hold up. What? It says history

00:49:34.599 --> 00:49:38.329
equals old lore. It's intelligence. Yeah, old

00:49:38.329 --> 00:49:40.050
lore is... So is it just intelligence, both?

00:49:40.750 --> 00:49:42.730
Intelligence, and then if you have old lore,

00:49:42.869 --> 00:49:45.070
skill. Oh, I didn't know if it was a skill. Yeah,

00:49:45.070 --> 00:49:47.909
but it would be just base intelligence if you

00:49:47.909 --> 00:49:50.829
did it. But, yeah, so with your nature check,

00:49:51.050 --> 00:49:53.530
you're looking off, and then he tells you about

00:49:53.530 --> 00:49:55.909
this troll, that troll -like creature he sees

00:49:55.909 --> 00:50:00.010
in the forest, and you know that trolls who live

00:50:00.010 --> 00:50:01.929
in the forest or live in the mountains usually

00:50:01.929 --> 00:50:06.590
have a troll hole that they live in. Not a troll

00:50:06.590 --> 00:50:09.630
hole. Trolls usually have troll holes that they

00:50:09.630 --> 00:50:11.909
live in. That's why they like bridges. So you

00:50:11.909 --> 00:50:14.150
can assume that there's a troll living inside

00:50:14.150 --> 00:50:16.809
that patch of forest there. Alright, so would

00:50:16.809 --> 00:50:19.429
you guys like to do anything else or move on?

00:50:21.150 --> 00:50:25.429
We move ahead. Move ahead. Okay. Then, Kelly,

00:50:25.530 --> 00:50:27.650
since you are Thalindra, if you're the guide,

00:50:27.829 --> 00:50:31.269
then I need you to give me a investigation or

00:50:31.269 --> 00:50:38.320
wisdom travel check. And I'm looking out. You

00:50:38.320 --> 00:50:42.460
can give a perception check. Give me an intelligence

00:50:42.460 --> 00:50:48.039
or wisdom check. Our characters have a lot of

00:50:48.039 --> 00:50:50.760
features. Just little stuff for each species

00:50:50.760 --> 00:50:54.960
or race. 17 plus 2. Okay. You are able to follow

00:50:54.960 --> 00:51:00.079
the path, the road, or the map easily enough

00:51:00.079 --> 00:51:02.139
and keep yourselves following the Great East

00:51:02.139 --> 00:51:05.090
Road. As you get to the edge of the tree line,

00:51:05.269 --> 00:51:07.269
close to where you saw the troll -like creature,

00:51:07.449 --> 00:51:11.289
how would you guys like to approach this? Stealth.

00:51:11.750 --> 00:51:14.369
Stealth? I'm approaching it like... You're just

00:51:14.369 --> 00:51:16.150
going to sneak past, or are you going to sneak

00:51:16.150 --> 00:51:18.650
into the forest where he's at to try to stop

00:51:18.650 --> 00:51:20.090
this problem? Because you can tell this is going

00:51:20.090 --> 00:51:21.789
to be a problem for people traveling. I want

00:51:21.789 --> 00:51:25.090
to sneak up close to his little den or camp and

00:51:25.090 --> 00:51:27.579
kind of just... Taking a little look see Lou

00:51:27.579 --> 00:51:30.000
around there. Okay, see if he's got more than

00:51:30.000 --> 00:51:32.619
one or you'll have to try to find his whole is

00:51:32.619 --> 00:51:34.860
still I'm sure I can find where he walked through

00:51:34.860 --> 00:51:39.099
the forest. So yeah, you know probably the Hunting

00:51:39.099 --> 00:51:42.559
check if you'd like. Okay, so I guess so just

00:51:42.559 --> 00:51:44.960
standard intelligence investigation because I

00:51:44.960 --> 00:51:50.440
don't 13 plus 7 13 plus 7. Yeah, you're able

00:51:50.440 --> 00:51:53.440
to follow the broken trees and giant footsteps

00:51:54.420 --> 00:51:58.260
and you are getting closer and closer and then

00:51:58.260 --> 00:52:01.719
you because the sun is bright you hear this just

00:52:01.719 --> 00:52:04.579
large echoing sound and then you turn over around

00:52:04.579 --> 00:52:07.280
another corner and you see this large cave in

00:52:07.280 --> 00:52:09.300
the ground just kind of dug down and deep down

00:52:09.300 --> 00:52:11.260
to the ground and you hear from inside there

00:52:11.260 --> 00:52:15.219
you stupid fool the sun's out i can't go out

00:52:15.219 --> 00:52:17.480
there because i hear them i hear them prowling

00:52:17.480 --> 00:52:20.480
around always prowling around people and the

00:52:20.480 --> 00:52:22.860
animals and everything out there I hear them

00:52:22.860 --> 00:52:25.139
and then you hear another one in there another

00:52:25.139 --> 00:52:27.260
voice kind of speak back and she goes it's a

00:52:27.260 --> 00:52:30.099
female voice and you hear her kind of saying

00:52:30.099 --> 00:52:32.500
like well we need food and if we need food you

00:52:32.500 --> 00:52:35.260
got to go get it you big dummy and they kind

00:52:35.260 --> 00:52:37.360
of are standing at the edge of the cave and you

00:52:37.360 --> 00:52:39.099
see this like troll kind of stand at the edge

00:52:39.099 --> 00:52:42.320
of the cave this large ugly troll leaned with

00:52:42.320 --> 00:52:43.940
his arm against the cave just wanting to come

00:52:43.940 --> 00:52:45.960
out in the sunlight and then you guys roll me

00:52:45.960 --> 00:52:54.840
a stealth check How is a 23? That's really good.

00:52:54.920 --> 00:53:01.780
Ten. How's it? One. Well, it's not a nat one.

00:53:02.000 --> 00:53:08.119
It's a one. He got a nat one, so. He goes to,

00:53:08.179 --> 00:53:09.679
like, he puts his arm up and he goes to look

00:53:09.679 --> 00:53:12.380
out. And as he sticks his, like, arm up to look,

00:53:12.420 --> 00:53:14.760
you see his arms go and turn to stone. He pulls

00:53:14.760 --> 00:53:17.559
his arm back in. He goes, God. damn woman and

00:53:17.559 --> 00:53:19.760
tennis comes back into his cave but his arm is

00:53:19.760 --> 00:53:26.420
turned to stone as he walks back in all right

00:53:26.420 --> 00:53:30.900
so what's your guys's plan going forward you

00:53:30.900 --> 00:53:35.659
better watch your mouth we use my sword to try

00:53:35.659 --> 00:53:39.260
and reflect some sunlight into the cave okay

00:53:39.260 --> 00:53:46.070
give me a i guess dexterity I don't know if you

00:53:46.070 --> 00:53:47.949
wanted to, like, slide a hand, maybe? Because

00:53:47.949 --> 00:53:50.150
it's kind of like trying to get your hands just

00:53:50.150 --> 00:53:51.909
right in the window. I'll take that. Winger the

00:53:51.909 --> 00:53:56.730
light just right. So we're looking at 4 plus

00:53:56.730 --> 00:54:00.489
8, so 12. 12? Okay, I'm going to roll something

00:54:00.489 --> 00:54:03.269
here. Could have been better. Okay, so he got

00:54:03.269 --> 00:54:05.630
a really high roll. I was rolling his perception

00:54:05.630 --> 00:54:08.329
to see if he hears or smells you guys at all.

00:54:08.429 --> 00:54:10.369
I'm going to stand in the shadows. So he gets

00:54:10.369 --> 00:54:12.510
a whiff, and what did you get on your thing?

00:54:14.509 --> 00:54:16.510
He gets like this really strong whiff. He goes,

00:54:16.530 --> 00:54:19.650
that smells funny. He turns around. You see him

00:54:19.650 --> 00:54:21.469
peek around the corner and the light just like

00:54:21.469 --> 00:54:23.730
shines past him real fast and hits the corner

00:54:23.730 --> 00:54:26.030
and like grazes his shoulder. You see like a

00:54:26.030 --> 00:54:27.289
shoulder piece just kind of turned to stone.

00:54:27.329 --> 00:54:30.389
He goes, oh shit. What the hell was that? Like

00:54:30.389 --> 00:54:32.309
you see him take off running like back down the

00:54:32.309 --> 00:54:40.360
tunnel. It's effective though. Yeah. Okay. Are

00:54:40.360 --> 00:54:42.780
we going to do it like your native ancestors

00:54:42.780 --> 00:54:46.480
do and bank it off multiple weapons down the

00:54:46.480 --> 00:54:50.539
tunnel? Yeah, let's do that. So is someone going

00:54:50.539 --> 00:54:52.960
inside the tunnel to get the corner angle of

00:54:52.960 --> 00:54:55.880
it? Well, they're covered by sunlight from the

00:54:55.880 --> 00:54:58.900
other person, I guess. As long as you keep that

00:54:58.900 --> 00:55:02.440
beam to where they can run back around. I'd probably

00:55:02.440 --> 00:55:06.130
use stealth. What I'm seeing is... His troll

00:55:06.130 --> 00:55:09.449
got smacked by it ran backwards. You guys see

00:55:09.449 --> 00:55:11.829
him cut down the tunnel and it's black back there

00:55:11.829 --> 00:55:16.829
So if you want to stealth roll up to that corner

00:55:16.829 --> 00:55:20.150
in the dark and Then try to do a double bank

00:55:20.150 --> 00:55:22.469
shot. Yeah, but the thing is yes You would have

00:55:22.469 --> 00:55:25.030
to do a dexterity sleight of hand to hit and

00:55:25.030 --> 00:55:26.469
then another dexterity sleight of hand to hit

00:55:26.469 --> 00:55:29.690
yours back down that path Yeah, any bad roll

00:55:29.690 --> 00:55:32.010
and the whole thing goes happen and you have

00:55:32.010 --> 00:55:34.219
to deal with consequences of Getting out of the

00:55:34.219 --> 00:55:36.519
tunnel before a big boy snatches you and pulls

00:55:36.519 --> 00:55:41.880
you and does his shit. Your decks are shit? Well,

00:55:41.920 --> 00:55:44.079
there's another player. Well, my stealth and

00:55:44.079 --> 00:55:47.079
dex is quite good, so I can be the guy that risks

00:55:47.079 --> 00:55:51.199
it. A ranger of the north. That's a very ranger

00:55:51.199 --> 00:55:54.019
thing to do, too. Do you have good dex? You have

00:55:54.019 --> 00:55:55.519
good dex, don't you? Do you want to borrow my

00:55:55.519 --> 00:56:00.619
light? I got my coming action, too, where I can...

00:56:01.469 --> 00:56:03.530
I can use it for a dex buff as a bonus action.

00:56:03.530 --> 00:56:06.610
My dexterity is 17 plus 3. I think I can do it

00:56:06.610 --> 00:56:09.409
to use an item, too. My dex is plus 3. Oh, okay.

00:56:09.570 --> 00:56:13.610
17. 17, yeah. So technically, if I boof it, I

00:56:13.610 --> 00:56:16.630
can use my cunning action. To do what? Because

00:56:16.630 --> 00:56:20.190
I can use it to buff a... Boof it? Yes. It means

00:56:20.190 --> 00:56:24.449
fuck it up. Boof it. No, no, no, no. No, it means

00:56:24.449 --> 00:56:26.210
to shove it up your ass. Yeah, we know what the

00:56:26.210 --> 00:56:28.920
thing is around here. Essentially... Could I

00:56:28.920 --> 00:56:31.000
use my cutting action that allows me to either

00:56:31.000 --> 00:56:34.780
buff a dexterity check or use an item? Could

00:56:34.780 --> 00:56:37.460
that count as trying to reflect the light again?

00:56:37.760 --> 00:56:39.019
Yeah, you can use your bonus action. Like, if

00:56:39.019 --> 00:56:41.500
he's shining successfully, I mess up first time.

00:56:41.539 --> 00:56:43.460
Can I try that second try to, like, line it back

00:56:43.460 --> 00:56:45.960
up before I get snatched? You're allowed to use

00:56:45.960 --> 00:56:48.840
your bonus action to do a sleight of hand check,

00:56:48.880 --> 00:56:51.019
right? Yes. That's the thing. Then, yeah, you

00:56:51.019 --> 00:56:53.400
can do it twice, but then that would mean...

00:56:53.400 --> 00:56:56.119
I didn't have any escape route. If you fail twice,

00:56:56.119 --> 00:56:59.050
yes, you're out of routes. things so that's up

00:56:59.050 --> 00:57:00.690
to you yeah and it could be bad if they have

00:57:00.690 --> 00:57:03.050
nowhere to go and i start shining light they're

00:57:03.050 --> 00:57:05.250
probably gonna come at me more than a way because

00:57:05.250 --> 00:57:08.170
they're doing it i could just scan it left and

00:57:08.170 --> 00:57:12.750
right yeah just yeah like resident evil style

00:57:12.750 --> 00:57:15.050
all right i'm gonna go for a stealth approach

00:57:15.050 --> 00:57:17.309
down there give me while you try to shine the

00:57:17.309 --> 00:57:20.630
light down the tunnel as i'm going maybe i'm

00:57:20.630 --> 00:57:22.429
gonna do the light first well i'm thinking if

00:57:22.429 --> 00:57:24.960
he sees the light shining where i hit him in

00:57:24.960 --> 00:57:27.280
the shoulder well he won't approach that spot

00:57:27.280 --> 00:57:32.440
because she's got good decks that's true since

00:57:32.440 --> 00:57:35.219
your dex is bad so what shiny am i doing you

00:57:35.219 --> 00:57:37.800
don't need to shine then you can be back up i

00:57:37.800 --> 00:57:40.780
run we got a rope we got a rope yeah i'm sure

00:57:40.780 --> 00:57:43.619
you ever tie a rope to me all right okay if they

00:57:43.619 --> 00:57:45.639
come charging and it didn't work out just like

00:57:45.639 --> 00:57:48.940
so what do i do roll straight check well i don't

00:57:48.940 --> 00:57:50.179
know if that would work you might just pull me

00:57:50.179 --> 00:57:58.210
down and be dragging me Delindra and Gul Darn

00:57:58.210 --> 00:58:00.789
need to give me dexterity sleight of hand checks.

00:58:00.949 --> 00:58:02.849
Or you need to give me a stealth check. So I'll

00:58:02.849 --> 00:58:04.449
do a stealth first and then you guys will do...

00:58:04.449 --> 00:58:11.869
I roll a 13. Oof. Twelve. Okay. You got inspiration.

00:58:12.110 --> 00:58:14.909
Are you going to use it? Yes, I will. Okay. That's

00:58:14.909 --> 00:58:19.610
what I need. All right. So how about 24? 24.

00:58:19.889 --> 00:58:25.440
Okay. Yeah. They do not detect you. So you are

00:58:25.440 --> 00:58:28.059
stealthily sneaking inside the cave and you are

00:58:28.059 --> 00:58:30.820
at the corner of the edge. Okay, so I'm in position.

00:58:31.119 --> 00:58:32.980
You're in position, yes. That was a good stealth

00:58:32.980 --> 00:58:38.159
roll. So, now you need to both give me dexterity

00:58:38.159 --> 00:58:42.059
slide a handshake to bounce, reflect the sunlight.

00:58:42.219 --> 00:58:44.900
Well, one of them, and then I do too. Yeah, she's

00:58:44.900 --> 00:58:47.099
going to and then you're going to. I rolled already.

00:58:47.900 --> 00:58:50.360
You mean roll again? No, if you're in roll mode.

00:58:50.539 --> 00:58:55.500
Okay, I rolled a 13. Okay. I'm not even going

00:58:55.500 --> 00:58:57.619
to attempt unless the light is successfully coming

00:58:57.619 --> 00:59:00.480
towards me. The light, yes. The light comes down

00:59:00.480 --> 00:59:02.900
and shimmers and bounces towards you. Okay. What

00:59:02.900 --> 00:59:04.599
am I doing right now? Do I need to roll higher

00:59:04.599 --> 00:59:07.360
than a 13? I don't know. We will find out. Go

00:59:07.360 --> 00:59:09.699
ahead. Roll yours. You see the light coming at

00:59:09.699 --> 00:59:17.360
you. Sliding. 19. Okay, so. Thalindra's accuracy

00:59:17.360 --> 00:59:20.039
was slightly, you know, it was good. You were

00:59:20.039 --> 00:59:22.079
aiming for a troll when you got a 12, so that

00:59:22.079 --> 00:59:23.840
was an easier target, but aiming a direct sword

00:59:23.840 --> 00:59:26.300
at another sword of light was a little bit harder.

00:59:26.460 --> 00:59:28.300
So Shurza's off just a smidge, but you rolled

00:59:28.300 --> 00:59:30.420
good enough to kind of counter it and direct

00:59:30.420 --> 00:59:35.260
the light and bounce it. So yeah, this light

00:59:35.260 --> 00:59:37.599
shines down the tunnel, and you see this troll,

00:59:37.679 --> 00:59:39.679
and it lights up the wall, and you see it's probably

00:59:39.679 --> 00:59:43.019
about 30 feet deep into this. tunnel and uh you

00:59:43.019 --> 00:59:44.599
see the edge of the wall and you see this two

00:59:44.599 --> 00:59:46.219
trolls just like standing there he's like oh

00:59:46.219 --> 00:59:48.139
i don't know what happened he goes and hits his

00:59:48.139 --> 00:59:50.860
arm again and pulls his whole left arm to stone

00:59:50.860 --> 00:59:53.199
and he's like oh you seem to kind of like fall

00:59:53.199 --> 00:59:55.920
over heavy he turns around he goes that where

00:59:55.920 --> 00:59:58.280
he sees the light come from him i need you all

00:59:58.280 --> 01:00:00.559
to roll initiative actually do you want to do

01:00:00.559 --> 01:00:02.099
your strength check to try and yank him out you

01:00:02.099 --> 01:00:04.320
can but that's how far away are they they're

01:00:04.320 --> 01:00:07.059
about 30 feet Like deep at the end of this tunnel.

01:00:07.179 --> 01:00:10.880
Should we attempt the light still or just keep

01:00:10.880 --> 01:00:14.239
doing another one? Well, if I'm still shining,

01:00:14.260 --> 01:00:16.940
can I just scan across like a kill box? That

01:00:16.940 --> 01:00:20.059
was it. Well, isn't there a female that's untouched?

01:00:20.179 --> 01:00:21.300
You can do it again if you want because you got

01:00:21.300 --> 01:00:23.420
the bonus action. He's heavy. Where's the female?

01:00:23.980 --> 01:00:26.559
She's also back there. I'm going to attempt to

01:00:26.559 --> 01:00:29.460
use that bonus action and do it again. So let

01:00:29.460 --> 01:00:33.059
me roll initiative then. Would that be like you

01:00:33.059 --> 01:00:35.099
don't have your bonus action and stuff? I mean

01:00:35.099 --> 01:00:37.320
I'll rush off initiative I mean if it's gonna

01:00:37.320 --> 01:00:39.260
be that way then I just want to do it and I'll

01:00:39.260 --> 01:00:41.260
wait to get a full fresh turn and initiative

01:00:41.260 --> 01:00:44.719
I guess No, go ahead and do your bonus action.

01:00:44.800 --> 01:00:46.739
Yeah, because you get you snuck up on them. It's

01:00:46.739 --> 01:00:52.860
kind of like a surprise 15 plus 8 Yeah, so yeah,

01:00:52.920 --> 01:00:56.340
you bounce this light off of it again. It shoots

01:00:56.340 --> 01:00:58.400
down there, and you see it hit the other woman

01:00:58.400 --> 01:01:00.079
in the arm, and it kind of turns her arm a big

01:01:00.079 --> 01:01:02.119
chunk to stone, and then she's kind of heavy

01:01:02.119 --> 01:01:03.739
down, so they're going to have a bit of a disadvantage

01:01:03.739 --> 01:01:06.539
on some things, but they are weakened and hit

01:01:06.539 --> 01:01:09.539
with a little bit of stone. I'm satisfied. Now

01:01:09.539 --> 01:01:11.980
we need to roll initiative. Yes, I am satisfied.

01:01:13.260 --> 01:01:16.119
Six to initiative. Well, I rolled horrible, so...

01:01:16.119 --> 01:01:19.440
I rolled horrible as well. A nine. I still beat

01:01:19.440 --> 01:01:23.110
you. Thirteen. Three plus six, nine. I got five

01:01:23.110 --> 01:01:30.869
minus one, four. Okay, what was yours, Griffin?

01:01:31.730 --> 01:01:36.809
Four. Four? Your initiative bonus is worse than

01:01:36.809 --> 01:01:39.989
theirs. Okay, so what's yours, Gildar? Five minus

01:01:39.989 --> 01:01:45.090
one. Nine. Nine? Yes. Okay, and Philindra. Start

01:01:45.090 --> 01:01:48.670
playing. Oh, okay. In order. Let me start counting.

01:01:48.909 --> 01:01:54.500
All right, so. First up is Thalindra. It is your

01:01:54.500 --> 01:01:59.619
turn. You are not inside the cave. Dang it. So,

01:01:59.739 --> 01:02:02.500
you can move inside the cave if you'd like. I

01:02:02.500 --> 01:02:05.039
don't see what they see then? That's what you're

01:02:05.039 --> 01:02:06.920
saying? It's dark. Yeah, it's dark in there.

01:02:07.260 --> 01:02:09.079
You guys can't see, so you'll be at disadvantage

01:02:09.079 --> 01:02:10.679
for sure until you get some light. We need the

01:02:10.679 --> 01:02:13.360
stone. I got one stone. You want me to roll my

01:02:13.360 --> 01:02:17.440
stone all up and down your weapon? You'd have

01:02:17.440 --> 01:02:19.739
to wait for his turn. Right now, you don't have

01:02:19.739 --> 01:02:22.469
the light. Yeah, the moment you guys start moving

01:02:22.469 --> 01:02:23.789
into the tunnel, it's going to be pitch black.

01:02:23.949 --> 01:02:26.829
I'm standing right next to him. You two are outside

01:02:26.829 --> 01:02:29.349
of the cave, yes. Okay, can I have your glowstone,

01:02:29.610 --> 01:02:31.409
rub it all over my stuff, and give it right back

01:02:31.409 --> 01:02:35.469
to you? Yeah. That works for me. Huh. I mean...

01:02:35.469 --> 01:02:38.670
Huh! If you want to be a glow worm inside of

01:02:38.670 --> 01:02:41.010
a dark tunnel is a perfect target. I mean, I

01:02:41.010 --> 01:02:43.670
guess yeah you can. Does it emit light or is

01:02:43.670 --> 01:02:46.710
it just glow itself? It emits light. But if it

01:02:46.710 --> 01:02:49.510
touches a person, it makes them also emit light.

01:02:49.570 --> 01:02:51.849
So if she goes rubbing it all over herself, she'll

01:02:51.849 --> 01:02:54.110
be like a glow stick walking in there. Just a

01:02:54.110 --> 01:02:55.570
weapon. That's fine if you want to do that. I

01:02:55.570 --> 01:02:58.329
like that. You might become a target. It's not

01:02:58.329 --> 01:03:03.030
sunlight. It's just still. We're just going to

01:03:03.030 --> 01:03:04.829
creep in. No, it won't hurt them. It's just going

01:03:04.829 --> 01:03:07.429
to give us visual light to see. I mean, if you

01:03:07.429 --> 01:03:08.710
want to be able to see, so you're not at a disadvantage.

01:03:08.809 --> 01:03:10.510
We just need to stay close to him while he's

01:03:10.510 --> 01:03:14.190
holding it with one hand. I mean, how big is

01:03:14.190 --> 01:03:18.090
the light? How big is the... How much does it

01:03:18.090 --> 01:03:23.269
weigh? Oh, we're fine. It's a 30 -foot tunnel,

01:03:23.369 --> 01:03:25.389
so yeah, once we get toward him, it'll be fine.

01:03:25.449 --> 01:03:27.869
So we can just rub it on pebbles and toss it

01:03:27.869 --> 01:03:28.949
in front of us. No, he can just hold it in one

01:03:28.949 --> 01:03:31.590
of his hands. And then when they run to the light,

01:03:31.670 --> 01:03:33.659
it won't be... coming to us. It'll be coming

01:03:33.659 --> 01:03:35.400
to those random ass pebbles. They don't know

01:03:35.400 --> 01:03:37.239
where we tossed them from. True. She's got a

01:03:37.239 --> 01:03:39.880
point. You guys can do that. Sure. Go for it.

01:03:39.940 --> 01:03:42.360
Alright, so here's my handful of pebbles. Give

01:03:42.360 --> 01:03:46.320
me a dexterity check. Attack roll or something.

01:03:46.400 --> 01:03:49.440
They might just laugh at you. Dexterity check,

01:03:49.519 --> 01:03:50.940
attack roll something. What do you want me to

01:03:50.940 --> 01:03:53.300
do? Dexterity check. Dexterity check? Side of

01:03:53.300 --> 01:03:56.019
hand. Do side of hand because you're throwing

01:03:56.019 --> 01:03:58.019
a bunch of rocks and we'll see how well you're

01:03:58.019 --> 01:04:02.230
away. With a damage? No. Ten. 10? Yeah, so you

01:04:02.230 --> 01:04:03.909
gotta throw these rocks that are glowing light

01:04:03.909 --> 01:04:05.809
and they roll forward and they just kind of and

01:04:05.809 --> 01:04:08.550
hit the ground but they're only lighting up like

01:04:08.550 --> 01:04:11.070
about 10 feet in front of you. That works. That

01:04:11.070 --> 01:04:13.429
works. Yeah, there's like a small little chunk

01:04:13.429 --> 01:04:16.190
of light. Hopefully it lasts more than like 30

01:04:16.190 --> 01:04:19.809
seconds. I think it lasts one minute, so 10 turns?

01:04:20.250 --> 01:04:21.969
10 turns, yeah, we're just gonna keep picking

01:04:21.969 --> 01:04:25.710
them up and tossing them. That's gonna take your

01:04:25.710 --> 01:04:31.639
actions and stuff. What did I just run in there

01:04:31.639 --> 01:04:34.239
with this stone? I'll keep it close Well, we

01:04:34.239 --> 01:04:36.239
already did the throwing the rocks. Oh, yeah,

01:04:36.260 --> 01:04:38.059
we'll just leave them together. They only worked

01:04:38.059 --> 01:04:41.960
for ten feet Yeah, okay. So what is going on?

01:04:42.179 --> 01:04:46.099
Are you you threw rocks of light? Well, you ran

01:04:46.099 --> 01:04:51.760
into the cave Now what are you doing? I Still

01:04:51.760 --> 01:04:54.539
can't see shit guys. You can't see them. No,

01:04:54.599 --> 01:04:56.820
they are past they are passing like fine Glyndon

01:04:58.380 --> 01:05:02.039
What do I do pass your turn? You can pass your

01:05:02.039 --> 01:05:03.579
turn. You have no movement speed. You don't have

01:05:03.579 --> 01:05:06.260
anything else You can not do anything. You cannot

01:05:06.260 --> 01:05:08.260
see them. You cannot shoot them with a bow. You

01:05:08.260 --> 01:05:09.760
cannot walk. That's what I'm saying. I can't

01:05:09.760 --> 01:05:11.179
do anything. What do you want me to do? Nothing.

01:05:11.340 --> 01:05:14.280
If you have a bow, you can wing off a random

01:05:14.280 --> 01:05:16.420
shot. But it would be disadvantage attack to

01:05:16.420 --> 01:05:18.579
try and hit them. I do want to try that. I didn't

01:05:18.579 --> 01:05:21.719
know if that was okay. Do it. Yeah, okay. So

01:05:21.719 --> 01:05:24.440
I shoot my bow to where I saw them last. Where

01:05:24.440 --> 01:05:27.320
I think they were. I'll twice pick the most.

01:05:33.539 --> 01:05:36.579
So it would be 8 plus what? Because it's my short

01:05:36.579 --> 01:05:43.800
bow. 8 plus 5. 8 plus 5? 30. No, that will not

01:05:43.800 --> 01:05:49.659
hit. Either of them. So, yeah. Your turn's over.

01:05:50.920 --> 01:05:53.960
Next. What are those sticks flying around in

01:05:53.960 --> 01:05:58.940
here? I tried. Okay. So how far does this light

01:05:58.940 --> 01:06:01.000
radiate in front of me? About 10 feet in front

01:06:01.000 --> 01:06:03.559
of you. So they're about, you know, 20 feet of

01:06:03.559 --> 01:06:05.619
light, then you'll see them. They're still 30

01:06:05.619 --> 01:06:12.039
feet from you. Damn it. Toss the rock. It's on

01:06:12.039 --> 01:06:15.099
the discerning, can't throw it yet. Let's see

01:06:15.099 --> 01:06:18.199
here. They're going to be coming to us real soon,

01:06:18.280 --> 01:06:20.500
so I guess I'll just try the short bow approach

01:06:20.500 --> 01:06:23.139
like you did. Disadvantage. Yep. I just rubbed

01:06:23.139 --> 01:06:28.070
my stone all over your bunny. 16. Four. So...

01:06:28.070 --> 01:06:31.449
That'd be ten. That ain't gonna hit. Yeah. Yeah.

01:06:32.030 --> 01:06:35.909
Anything else? No. I'll hold guard and ready.

01:06:36.150 --> 01:06:42.369
Okay. It is the male's turn. It is, yeah, the

01:06:42.369 --> 01:06:46.650
male's turn. So... He's half rock. His arms are...

01:06:46.650 --> 01:06:48.449
Yes, he is gonna have disadvantage, that's for

01:06:48.449 --> 01:06:51.489
sure. He can still kick. Try and get me the heaviest

01:06:51.489 --> 01:06:56.760
arm. Troll. I'll just stay in the gateway. You

01:06:56.760 --> 01:06:59.320
guys lure him to the door. I'll just beam it.

01:06:59.400 --> 01:07:01.380
They don't have to move. They won't come to us.

01:07:01.519 --> 01:07:05.519
Yes, he's going to come to you. What is his movement

01:07:05.519 --> 01:07:10.699
speed, though? Oh, decent. Okay, so he's going

01:07:10.699 --> 01:07:12.960
to not just attack you, but he's going to do

01:07:12.960 --> 01:07:15.480
a charge attack, which is going to be strength

01:07:15.480 --> 01:07:18.960
contested against your guys' athletics or acrobatics.

01:07:19.400 --> 01:07:21.719
He's going to charge because he's got 20 feet

01:07:21.719 --> 01:07:23.559
of movement, so as long as he moves 20 feet...

01:07:23.980 --> 01:07:26.380
he can do his charge attack instead of his normal

01:07:26.380 --> 01:07:27.440
attacks. Is there a wall 20 -foot behind us?

01:07:27.599 --> 01:07:31.840
Yeah, uh, no. What? What I'm saying is if I dodge

01:07:31.840 --> 01:07:34.199
out of his way, will he run square into a wall

01:07:34.199 --> 01:07:35.099
like an idiot? He will run past you guys and

01:07:35.099 --> 01:07:39.400
then turn around. He's not a rhino. Well, I didn't

01:07:39.400 --> 01:07:41.920
know how close my back was to the wall. No, you

01:07:41.920 --> 01:07:43.559
guys got some decent room behind you. About 10

01:07:43.559 --> 01:07:44.739
-foot behind you. How about I back up toward

01:07:44.739 --> 01:07:48.159
the... It's on your card! Give me a strength

01:07:48.159 --> 01:07:50.900
or athletic... Give me strength, athletics, or

01:07:50.900 --> 01:07:54.849
acrobatics. Dexterity. All of you. saves. Nineteen.

01:07:55.150 --> 01:07:57.590
I'm not even in the cave yet, am I? You're not

01:07:57.590 --> 01:07:59.630
in the cave, so yeah, just you two. Nineteen

01:07:59.630 --> 01:08:05.949
athletics. Strength, athletics, or what? Or acrobatics,

01:08:05.949 --> 01:08:10.469
dexterity. Strength. You're dealing. Grabbing.

01:08:11.250 --> 01:08:13.630
I don't even know what my strength is. I can't

01:08:13.630 --> 01:08:15.329
find it. You're dexterity will be higher. You're

01:08:15.329 --> 01:08:17.760
going for strength? Are you psyched? No, I just

01:08:17.760 --> 01:08:20.300
wanted to see what it was. It's at 11. Oh, it's

01:08:20.300 --> 01:08:22.520
literally a plus zero. That is sad. Acrobatics

01:08:22.520 --> 01:08:23.840
plus five. Yeah, that's what I'm going to do.

01:08:24.079 --> 01:08:29.699
Okay. 14 plus five, 19. Okay, so he did not roll

01:08:29.699 --> 01:08:32.560
higher than either of you, so he comes running

01:08:32.560 --> 01:08:34.800
past, and you guys are able to just kind of jump

01:08:34.800 --> 01:08:36.800
out of his way and hug the wall, and he runs

01:08:36.800 --> 01:08:39.079
forward and kind of pushes his hands against

01:08:39.079 --> 01:08:40.899
the wall and stops himself from doing a full

01:08:40.899 --> 01:08:43.579
rhino headbutt and spins around, and that was

01:08:43.579 --> 01:08:47.380
his turn, so. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

01:08:47.399 --> 01:09:15.319
Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Okay, so you have

01:09:15.319 --> 01:09:20.520
to give me a dexterity slide to hand check. He

01:09:20.520 --> 01:09:23.600
said he wanted to twerk him up against that wall.

01:09:24.699 --> 01:09:27.140
It's like he is a 12 -foot tall troll with light.

01:09:28.560 --> 01:10:00.039
Use that Riz! all right now i'm gonna run in

01:10:00.039 --> 01:10:02.319
about 10 feet and then hit him with my short

01:10:02.319 --> 01:10:04.840
bow how about that how about that with the short

01:10:04.840 --> 01:10:14.199
bow yeah that catch me out if you're running

01:10:14.199 --> 01:10:18.210
in you can like he's up close that one is So

01:10:18.210 --> 01:10:20.289
I want to get close. Oh, I just didn't know if

01:10:20.289 --> 01:10:23.390
you meant like you were running into the cave.

01:10:23.409 --> 01:10:25.229
I'm like a little insect to which you're all

01:10:25.229 --> 01:10:26.130
aware of. Yeah, that's fine. What did you roll?

01:10:26.229 --> 01:10:28.909
What did you get? 17 plus 1, 18. Oh, yeah, that

01:10:28.909 --> 01:10:30.630
I can. That's why when you said pin him against

01:10:30.630 --> 01:10:32.090
the wall, I just pictured like a little guy like

01:10:32.090 --> 01:10:35.710
pushing the door. The door, he pushed on his

01:10:35.710 --> 01:10:38.510
knees. He just sat on you like. I was literally

01:10:38.510 --> 01:10:41.569
like, never mind. It's actually, it's the way

01:10:41.569 --> 01:10:45.069
all of them fight. All right, so I rolled a four.

01:10:46.640 --> 01:10:54.100
Four damage. We need Legolas. Alright. Four damage.

01:10:54.359 --> 01:10:58.119
As you're sticking with a short bow arrow and

01:10:58.119 --> 01:11:01.699
he kind of picks it off and roars. It is now

01:11:01.699 --> 01:11:05.760
the lady's turn. Wait, no. Who you calling a

01:11:05.760 --> 01:11:09.600
lady? My turn. That's what she said. Who you

01:11:09.600 --> 01:11:11.699
calling a lady? Yeah, you might. I don't know.

01:11:14.510 --> 01:11:17.350
I can take the help action to help these guys

01:11:17.350 --> 01:11:21.449
out. Oh, as a bonus? Yep. What is that exactly?

01:11:21.770 --> 01:11:24.430
It gives them advantage. Yeah, we'll do that.

01:11:24.670 --> 01:11:28.750
Do I only get one of those? Nope. I'm good. I

01:11:28.750 --> 01:11:32.949
get just one charge. To give them help? I think.

01:11:33.170 --> 01:11:43.069
Is that good for that? No, you don't have to

01:11:43.069 --> 01:11:44.899
use a charge for that. oh that's just saying

01:11:44.899 --> 01:11:46.680
you can do the help action as a bonus instead

01:11:46.680 --> 01:11:49.720
of a main action so yeah you can give a bonus

01:11:49.720 --> 01:11:53.939
or you can give a help action to whoever you

01:11:53.939 --> 01:11:59.180
want which one are you giving it to let him roll

01:11:59.180 --> 01:12:03.359
for it okay you guys rolled it twice so he's

01:12:03.359 --> 01:12:07.520
gonna get the help 18. he gets it i got a seven

01:12:07.520 --> 01:12:10.439
okay what do you say to inspire gildar and to

01:12:10.439 --> 01:12:17.460
have an advantage Fuck up the kneecaps. You'll

01:12:17.460 --> 01:12:20.199
get that next turn because it's the female's

01:12:20.199 --> 01:12:25.340
turn now. The voice is traveling slowly. So you're

01:12:25.340 --> 01:12:27.460
a little bit closer. This woman is going to walk

01:12:27.460 --> 01:12:31.140
up her movement to you guys. So she's on the

01:12:31.140 --> 01:12:33.979
other side of you two. She's going to attack.

01:12:34.699 --> 01:12:38.899
With what? Her hand. Let me pull up her thing

01:12:38.899 --> 01:12:42.380
here. Or her foot. She starts walking towards

01:12:42.380 --> 01:12:44.220
you and you see her reach down and grab this

01:12:44.220 --> 01:12:46.979
big tree trunk. Start walking towards you with

01:12:46.979 --> 01:12:49.039
it. And she comes overhead and starts swinging

01:12:49.039 --> 01:12:50.579
it down. She's going to try to hit you with her

01:12:50.579 --> 01:12:58.439
old arm. That's a 17 plus 5. It is. With a tree

01:12:58.439 --> 01:13:04.800
trunk. Dodges it. Well, I did not dodge it. I

01:13:04.800 --> 01:13:16.950
have luck points to give you. 10 damage. How

01:13:16.950 --> 01:13:20.689
do I use my luck points? Is that not how I do

01:13:20.689 --> 01:13:24.229
it? I read it so many times and I still don't

01:13:24.229 --> 01:13:28.829
know. I feel the same way sometimes. You have

01:13:28.829 --> 01:13:31.670
two luck points that you can spend on the benefits

01:13:31.670 --> 01:13:39.159
below. You regain expanded luck points. Expended

01:13:39.159 --> 01:13:43.739
luck points after a long rest. But then what

01:13:43.739 --> 01:13:48.119
is a... Let me read it. You can get advantage

01:13:48.119 --> 01:13:51.359
when you roll a d20. You can spend one luck point

01:13:51.359 --> 01:13:53.659
to give yourself advantage on the roll. Or when

01:13:53.659 --> 01:13:56.180
a creature attacks against you, you can give

01:13:56.180 --> 01:13:59.720
them a disadvantage. So you can spend a luck

01:13:59.720 --> 01:14:01.600
point to give yourself advantage or give an enemy

01:14:01.600 --> 01:14:09.229
disadvantage. Yeah. So... I forgot where we were

01:14:09.229 --> 01:14:13.029
at. Damage was dealt to you, right? Ten. Ten.

01:14:13.029 --> 01:14:16.470
It hurt. Okay, so. And it hurt, huh? That was

01:14:16.470 --> 01:14:19.489
its attack. He needs to know. Next up is the

01:14:19.489 --> 01:14:22.789
lindra. Yeah. And there's a cave troll on both

01:14:22.789 --> 01:14:24.409
sides of you. I was going to say, I can see them

01:14:24.409 --> 01:14:26.470
now, so I'm going to. They're definitely up close.

01:14:26.470 --> 01:14:37.619
Short sword. Wait, is my sword short? No, it's

01:14:37.619 --> 01:14:40.119
not. It's just a regular sword. Okay. Kill it

01:14:40.119 --> 01:14:43.000
with that sword. Okay. Or attack them with that

01:14:43.000 --> 01:14:47.239
sword. Fifteen plus five. With your sword? With

01:14:47.239 --> 01:14:51.979
my sword. Fifteen plus five? Yeah. Sorry, I wasn't

01:14:51.979 --> 01:14:53.939
even thinking. Yes. I forgot what you were rolling

01:14:53.939 --> 01:14:55.439
for. I'm just kind of staring. You really didn't

01:14:55.439 --> 01:15:01.890
have to ask. 9 damage! What's the 1d8 plus 3

01:15:01.890 --> 01:15:03.810
for? That's for if you're wielding it with two

01:15:03.810 --> 01:15:05.449
hands, but you're a dexterity build, so you're

01:15:05.449 --> 01:15:07.789
wielding it with one. Which one are you attacking,

01:15:08.029 --> 01:15:10.329
the female or the male? Yeah, the female. How

01:15:10.329 --> 01:15:19.250
much damage? Um... 9. Okay, good hit. Slice her

01:15:19.250 --> 01:15:22.600
belly. Bleeds a little. Yeah. Bleeds a little.

01:15:22.819 --> 01:15:25.380
Put that belly button away, bitch. Anything else

01:15:25.380 --> 01:15:29.420
you want to do? Bonus actions of any kind? Swing

01:15:29.420 --> 01:15:33.520
back. You can't do that again. That's rude. What

01:15:33.520 --> 01:15:40.060
would my bonus actions look like? Give AIDS.

01:15:41.039 --> 01:15:45.460
I give AIDS to you. Okay, Grand Thread, you have

01:15:45.460 --> 01:15:49.420
advantage on your next thing you do. Alright.

01:15:49.760 --> 01:15:53.279
And now it is Gul Darin's turn. Also has advantage

01:15:53.279 --> 01:15:57.340
with the bonus action aid that he gave you. Well,

01:15:58.140 --> 01:16:00.720
the big guy, I'm guessing he's pretty much equal

01:16:00.720 --> 01:16:03.340
distance from me as the chick is. Yeah, they're

01:16:03.340 --> 01:16:05.420
both about right up on you, yeah. Okay, well,

01:16:05.600 --> 01:16:07.840
I'm going to use advantage and I'm going to go

01:16:07.840 --> 01:16:09.960
for the back of his knees, try to cut some tendons.

01:16:10.199 --> 01:16:19.020
Okay. Get the Achilles. Alright, so... Does a

01:16:19.020 --> 01:16:28.340
21 hit? No, yes. Yes, it does. 21. Let's call

01:16:28.340 --> 01:16:32.640
that a stealth attack. What? Can I use a stealth

01:16:32.640 --> 01:16:34.100
attack, technically? Yeah, because you have advantage.

01:16:34.359 --> 01:16:36.399
As long as you have advantage, you're allowed

01:16:36.399 --> 01:16:38.159
to use a sneak attack once per turn. Yeah, before

01:16:38.159 --> 01:16:39.800
I do damage, we'll say that was a stealth attack.

01:16:40.020 --> 01:16:46.220
Yeah, that's fine. So, 6 plus 4, 10, and then

01:16:46.220 --> 01:16:54.619
2 more d6. 2, 5, so 17. No, it was 2, 5, so 7,

01:16:54.680 --> 01:16:59.260
and 10. 17, that was 2. Big boy? Big boy, back

01:16:59.260 --> 01:17:02.399
of the knee. That's a good sneak attack. So yeah,

01:17:02.460 --> 01:17:05.500
you slice his knee, he falls down to the one

01:17:05.500 --> 01:17:07.279
knee, and he's kind of like leaned over, and

01:17:07.279 --> 01:17:09.920
he goes, come on, woman, help me! He stands up

01:17:09.920 --> 01:17:12.159
and is ready to attack. So it's his turn. And

01:17:12.159 --> 01:17:14.619
I use my cunning action to disengage into the

01:17:14.619 --> 01:17:17.529
shadows. Oh. oh yeah you have a bonus action

01:17:17.529 --> 01:17:20.689
so what you're gonna disengage and get out of

01:17:20.689 --> 01:17:22.869
the light radius that's near but are you going

01:17:22.869 --> 01:17:24.949
to run out of the cave mouth or are you gonna

01:17:24.949 --> 01:17:27.270
like because they're deeper in the cave it's

01:17:27.270 --> 01:17:29.590
like she's in there so if like here's the opening

01:17:29.590 --> 01:17:31.689
and they're right at the opening i'm gonna go

01:17:31.689 --> 01:17:33.550
deeper toward like where they came so this is

01:17:33.550 --> 01:17:36.289
how it is you guys ran in and then it's like

01:17:36.289 --> 01:17:38.210
a little gap there where you cut around yeah

01:17:38.210 --> 01:17:41.470
so he's on this side of you the opening is straight

01:17:41.470 --> 01:17:44.289
out past you and she's on the other side of you

01:17:44.289 --> 01:17:46.989
guys covering the entrance to the deeper part

01:17:46.989 --> 01:17:51.590
so if you were so you have them on your front

01:17:51.590 --> 01:17:54.350
and back and then to your side is the exit of

01:17:54.350 --> 01:17:56.649
the cave where you guys are the nearest opening

01:17:56.649 --> 01:18:00.609
to a dark area is there any opening towards the

01:18:00.609 --> 01:18:02.569
opening of the mouth of the cave is the only

01:18:02.569 --> 01:18:04.869
place you can really move if you were small you

01:18:04.869 --> 01:18:07.689
could cut under their legs but they are both

01:18:07.689 --> 01:18:09.649
blocking both sides of you because they moved

01:18:09.649 --> 01:18:12.869
close we're not picturing them huger enough Like

01:18:12.869 --> 01:18:15.949
you're in this like cave entrance so you do you

01:18:15.949 --> 01:18:18.729
can go outside of the cave if you want But they

01:18:18.729 --> 01:18:20.930
will follow they will not be able to follow you

01:18:20.930 --> 01:18:23.189
because they know that somebody's go And they

01:18:23.189 --> 01:18:25.970
smell like smelly then I won't disengage. I'll

01:18:25.970 --> 01:18:28.729
go for stealth. It's gonna hide. Yeah, okay.

01:18:28.810 --> 01:18:32.329
Give me such a See how perceptive they are my

01:18:32.329 --> 01:18:44.060
surroundings Are they retarded? Are they dumb?

01:18:44.600 --> 01:18:48.000
Blind? So, yeah, no, they both see you. Oh, okay.

01:18:48.220 --> 01:18:50.100
Yeah, they both see you. You kneel down and try

01:18:50.100 --> 01:18:52.159
to hide in the shadows, and he's, like, kneeling

01:18:52.159 --> 01:18:53.560
down still from where he cut you, and he just,

01:18:53.619 --> 01:18:54.720
like, looks up, and he's like, what the hell

01:18:54.720 --> 01:18:56.699
are you doing? And he stands up the rest of the

01:18:56.699 --> 01:19:00.079
way. So, yeah, now it's his turn. Well, okay.

01:19:00.659 --> 01:19:04.699
You're fucked. He is going to do a bite attack.

01:19:04.819 --> 01:19:06.100
Maybe you can get in there and help. You're one

01:19:06.100 --> 01:19:08.340
of the hard -hitting rogue types, too. He's going

01:19:08.340 --> 01:19:10.439
to try and grab a hold of you and just take a

01:19:10.439 --> 01:19:14.800
chunk out. oh that's a seven plus five that doesn't

01:19:14.800 --> 01:19:17.199
work doesn't work okay he tries to bite you and

01:19:17.199 --> 01:19:19.340
just kind of like you're wiggling and moving

01:19:19.340 --> 01:19:21.479
out of the way and he's that's scary wiggles

01:19:21.479 --> 01:19:23.680
out of his hands it's frightening i don't like

01:19:23.680 --> 01:19:29.640
it his hands yeah yeah or his hands you know

01:19:29.640 --> 01:19:31.680
what you're right but he already failed but i

01:19:31.680 --> 01:19:34.000
forget he does that disadvantage so i was saying

01:19:34.000 --> 01:19:35.779
he grabbed me with rock he's got he's got one

01:19:35.779 --> 01:19:38.720
arm all like a oh half rock yeah so one full

01:19:38.720 --> 01:19:44.630
rock yeah all right Gryffindor, your turn. Alright,

01:19:44.750 --> 01:19:49.510
how far am I from the patrol, uh, the dude? Quite

01:19:49.510 --> 01:19:53.850
close, probably. Uh, you are still kind of right

01:19:53.850 --> 01:19:56.590
on the edge of the, out of the cave, so you're...

01:19:56.590 --> 01:19:58.890
How far in is he? He is about... Because I want

01:19:58.890 --> 01:20:00.930
to run up and hit him in the kneecaps. He's about

01:20:00.930 --> 01:20:04.090
10 -15 foot inside the cave. Alright. Yeah, you

01:20:04.090 --> 01:20:05.949
can run and hit him if you like. You have advantage

01:20:05.949 --> 01:20:09.630
as well. Alright, so I'm going to run up and...

01:20:16.520 --> 01:20:18.960
I feel like a crawling troll is still a dangerous

01:20:18.960 --> 01:20:23.680
troll. So I'm going at him with the hammers.

01:20:23.720 --> 01:20:32.840
Okay. 18 plus 5. Yeah. Alright, so... I'm using

01:20:32.840 --> 01:20:35.479
both hammers, so should I just roll? Yeah, you

01:20:35.479 --> 01:20:36.979
can go ahead and roll both attacks if you're

01:20:36.979 --> 01:20:38.880
doing your bonus action for the second hammer.

01:20:39.079 --> 01:20:42.779
Alright. Go for it. Go for it. Let me think about

01:20:42.779 --> 01:20:46.720
this. I can use my, I can do that, and I can

01:20:46.720 --> 01:20:50.539
use my charge down here to add additional damage.

01:20:51.180 --> 01:20:54.880
Two additional weapon damage dice. Yeah, you

01:20:54.880 --> 01:20:57.859
can use one of the craft charges. Or whatever

01:20:57.859 --> 01:21:03.579
it is. Weapon. Craft. Artificial kneecap. You're

01:21:03.579 --> 01:21:09.439
going to need a craft. Faulty kneecap. When you

01:21:09.439 --> 01:21:11.520
hit a creature with a chosen weapon, you can

01:21:11.520 --> 01:21:14.479
spend a craft slot to roll two additional weapon

01:21:14.479 --> 01:21:16.619
damage dice on the damage roll. Okay, so that

01:21:16.619 --> 01:21:18.960
first roll... So is that four for each, or just

01:21:18.960 --> 01:21:22.199
two? First hit will be the one that it doesn't

01:21:22.199 --> 01:21:24.359
roll. It's not both hits. You'd have to use it

01:21:24.359 --> 01:21:27.640
twice. Alright, so here's my second roll for

01:21:27.640 --> 01:21:31.739
my other hammer. That one will not hit. So first

01:21:31.739 --> 01:21:33.640
one, you can stay under damage, then you can

01:21:33.640 --> 01:21:36.239
roll your damage die two more times. Alright.

01:21:37.849 --> 01:21:42.090
So three times plus your your plus gets added

01:21:42.090 --> 01:21:45.010
once. Yeah off your normal setup. That's two

01:21:45.010 --> 01:21:48.069
segments You know, what's your damage? I get

01:21:48.069 --> 01:21:51.529
it you get one d6 plus three and then two more

01:21:51.529 --> 01:22:04.250
d6 is yeah, okay added to it Fifteen 15 damage

01:22:04.250 --> 01:22:06.260
and that's two hammer The one you're already

01:22:06.260 --> 01:22:12.119
kneecapped for once? Yep. Yeah, you run in and

01:22:12.119 --> 01:22:14.399
he's like kind of getting up and like weak from

01:22:14.399 --> 01:22:16.060
where he just tried to pick him up and bite him

01:22:16.060 --> 01:22:17.659
and his stone hand's hurting and it's weighing

01:22:17.659 --> 01:22:20.149
him down. You run in. And he just, boom, blows

01:22:20.149 --> 01:22:22.210
his kneecap out and it explodes and he falls

01:22:22.210 --> 01:22:26.970
to the ground instantly dead. He's laying there

01:22:26.970 --> 01:22:32.470
like, his legs off almost. Because he cut the

01:22:32.470 --> 01:22:34.710
back of the knee. And then the other dude came

01:22:34.710 --> 01:22:36.649
in with a hammer and just blew it off the rest

01:22:36.649 --> 01:22:38.430
of the way. He's fully unconscious immediately.

01:22:38.729 --> 01:22:40.489
I just picture it falling and him going down

01:22:40.489 --> 01:22:42.470
like, neck on the side of the game. Down on the

01:22:42.470 --> 01:22:46.529
ground, yeah. That's the downside of being heavy.

01:22:46.810 --> 01:22:51.550
Good job. His old lady's like now. Yes, his old

01:22:51.550 --> 01:22:54.970
lady is very like now she's very distraught Yeah,

01:22:54.970 --> 01:22:58.850
she sees him fall and she goes you Sons of bitches

01:22:58.850 --> 01:23:02.590
we were gonna mate and then she comes with her

01:23:02.590 --> 01:23:10.829
club and she's gonna try to hit you Yeah, so

01:23:10.829 --> 01:23:13.289
she misses completely I'm trying to hit you with

01:23:13.289 --> 01:23:16.329
her tree club. I want vengeance for the first

01:23:16.329 --> 01:23:19.029
headshot I took. And Thalindra, it is your turn.

01:23:19.810 --> 01:23:25.569
Sward. Sward? Always. Always. You have advantage.

01:23:26.310 --> 01:23:29.689
Advantage? Well, that sucks. I rolled an eight

01:23:29.689 --> 01:23:35.470
plus five. No. No, that will not hit. Can I use

01:23:35.470 --> 01:23:39.270
a luck point? To reroll? Yeah. Advantage? You

01:23:39.270 --> 01:23:43.500
can... I think it has to be before I declare

01:23:43.500 --> 01:23:46.840
if it's a miss. You mean I should have asked

01:23:46.840 --> 01:23:48.920
before I told you? Yes. I think if you roll and

01:23:48.920 --> 01:23:50.600
you're like, damn, that looks low, then you have

01:23:50.600 --> 01:23:56.020
to say it. Dang. So, no. Sorry. You already missed.

01:23:56.140 --> 01:23:57.260
It would be like seeing the future if you could

01:23:57.260 --> 01:24:01.359
do that. Yeah. So, anything else? Are you done?

01:24:02.380 --> 01:24:04.880
I really can't do anything else, so I'm done.

01:24:05.060 --> 01:24:09.020
I'm just going to back up a little bit. You can't.

01:24:09.600 --> 01:24:13.439
You're in combat with a female angry lady. So,

01:24:13.560 --> 01:24:17.119
Gildar, your turn. Time to get your vengeance.

01:24:17.319 --> 01:24:19.420
So I guess that she's right up on the female

01:24:19.420 --> 01:24:21.399
one. Yes, they all three pretty much are now

01:24:21.399 --> 01:24:23.859
since he ran in and blew out the kneecaps, spun

01:24:23.859 --> 01:24:26.220
around. Now it's like you three and then the

01:24:26.220 --> 01:24:30.539
bitch. So advantage will still... Yes. Alright.

01:24:32.960 --> 01:24:37.319
Let's see. What do I want to cut? Huh? So what

01:24:37.319 --> 01:24:39.199
do I want to cut? We'll go for the guts since

01:24:39.199 --> 01:24:41.600
the belly's already slashed. We'll just disembowel

01:24:41.600 --> 01:24:48.819
this one. 6, 9. So what about 15? Is that it?

01:24:49.439 --> 01:24:55.140
Yeah, all the money. Okay. Nice. Very nice. So

01:24:55.140 --> 01:25:02.569
6 plus 4, 10, 12, 17. 17? 17 with guts. Sneak

01:25:02.569 --> 01:25:06.069
attack, guts. Just wait until I get a crit. This

01:25:06.069 --> 01:25:08.250
one, you come through with that sword and you

01:25:08.250 --> 01:25:11.229
give it a good heavy slice and you see some stuff

01:25:11.229 --> 01:25:13.609
start to start falling out. She's using her bit

01:25:13.609 --> 01:25:17.250
of stone arm to hold in some stuff. Okay, I'm

01:25:17.250 --> 01:25:19.729
going to use my cunning action to sleight of

01:25:19.729 --> 01:25:22.510
hand, grab some guts and yank them. Okay, give

01:25:22.510 --> 01:25:26.569
me a sleight of hand check and I'll do a contested

01:25:26.569 --> 01:25:31.260
sleight of hand. can do is slide a hand really

01:25:31.260 --> 01:25:34.359
right now miss i'm gonna shatter her hand uh

01:25:34.359 --> 01:25:41.079
how about a a 24. uh yeah that beats my six okay

01:25:41.079 --> 01:25:44.699
six uh plus zero so yes yeah yeah you uh you

01:25:44.699 --> 01:25:47.140
you grab and you reach and you grab some intestines

01:25:47.140 --> 01:25:49.140
and you're like what do you say as you're like

01:25:49.140 --> 01:25:50.680
about to yank these out what's the nice like

01:25:50.680 --> 01:25:53.859
ranger yeah ranger of the north like breathing

01:25:53.859 --> 01:26:04.960
out Let's see. We yank them out and say, sorry

01:26:04.960 --> 01:26:07.220
to leave you hanging. Okay, yeah, that's good.

01:26:07.300 --> 01:26:10.819
Yeah. Yeah, you yank out a bunch of intestines

01:26:10.819 --> 01:26:13.859
and, like, you see, like, visible pain, like,

01:26:13.899 --> 01:26:15.920
reach her whole body. Like, she's, like, shivering

01:26:15.920 --> 01:26:18.260
and it, like, falls to the ground, the intestines

01:26:18.260 --> 01:26:20.479
do, and she's like, she's like, I'm gonna kill

01:26:20.479 --> 01:26:23.300
you with my last breath, I swear to God. And,

01:26:23.300 --> 01:26:27.630
uh... Now it is Grinthrin's turn. Alright, you

01:26:27.630 --> 01:26:31.529
know what I'm about to do. Hammer, hammer! To

01:26:31.529 --> 01:26:38.029
the back! Like a movie scene. 16 on the first

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one. And 15 on the second. You know what's bad?

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When I picture troll guts, it's going to be like

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barge rope. It's the biggest sausages you could

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ever make. Six and seven. Six and seven. They

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made some slaps when they hit the floor. Yeah,

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so this all happens in a quick, like, it's almost

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like a movie scene. Yeah, combo scene where it's

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like... Would they give us stats for the teamwork

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stuff? Yeah, you're all doing, like, some solid,

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like, slicing. You see the intestines fall out.

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Ranger of the North reaches in and rips them

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out and they fall to the ground. And as he's,

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like, spinning away, you see the hammer come

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in and just blow the intestines out the back.

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explodes like the intestines back inside of her

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as she falls back and dies no mating yeah what

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was that one that was like uh we had to be like

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coordinate teamwork to get like uh yeah like

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the fellowship points yeah yeah that was pretty

01:27:36.500 --> 01:27:43.079
fellowship Thank you for listening to part one

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of our first mini -series, Lord of the Dummies.

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The system we used for this is a Dungeons & Dragons

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5th edition conversion of the Lord of the Rings

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role -playing game, if you'd like to try it out

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yourself. This episode features Kelly Lee as

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Thalindra, Nate Chambers as Gul'dan, and Ryan

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Tucker as Grinthren Mountainpast, and Tristan

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Hayes is the Loremaster. If you enjoyed this,

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