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play podcast that follows for not so average

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dummies of our world that get caught up in a

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magical storm and are transported to the world

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of Dungeons and Dragons where they must survive

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and try to find a way back home.
 Kelli You said

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you were first. Well, I mean we said. hi, I'm

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Kelli Lee and I play Miss muffin She's a crazy

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cat lady rogue fun fact Miss Muffin listens to

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dubstep on the reg. On the reg. Who's next? Me,

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I guess. All right. Get it. Oh, God. Hey, guys.

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Ryan, R1. I'm playing as Archie Ortiz, the 76

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-year -old MMA gym owner. He's also the monk

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of the group. Fun fact. Archie is running out

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of fun facts. His life has become limited with

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his age. Nate here. My character's Duke Crystal.

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He's a 32 -year -old drug -addicted level 4 barbarian

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in the group. Fun fact about Duke, he secretly

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likes rom -coms. Aww. I think we're finding more

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and more out about Duke. He's more like my name

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is Jeff than he thought. My name is Jeff. That's

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nice of him. Hey everybody, Ryan here, R2. Here,

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I play as Flea Stick Sock Jelly. I'm the hobo

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trash master cleric of the god Rumpke. I'm the

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MacGyver of all things trash and garbage. Fun

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fact, Flea Stick uses bacon grease like lotion.

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Wink, wink, yes. You think it, it's happening.

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There's no wink, wink. You think it. Oh, God.

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Okay. His old lady likes bacon. 
My name is Trisston

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Hayes and I am the dummy master and my fun fact

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is that the ancient Romans used human urine as

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mouthwash and toothpaste Tooth whitener,

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come here. It is sterile. We're going to clean

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your mouth. Sterile mouthwash. Okay, so where

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we had left off, you guys had gotten inside the

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vault, you had looted, you had killed Prisoner

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13. Excuse me. And then you had found a scroll,

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and it started to entrance you all into it. You

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started to be drawn to force to look at this

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scroll. And before you know it, you feel your

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body's kind of starting to dematerialize and

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start to be pulled inside of this scroll. And

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you were sucked. I feel fuzzy. And yeah, you

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were being sucked inside the scroll. And once

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you feel yourself start to re -materialize, you

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look around and each of you are alone. You don't

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see anybody around you. You're in this huge,

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this white void of space. All you see is white

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in every direction. Looks like the beginning

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of the universe or something. Not the white room.

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So. Why do I have a boner? Oh, God, that wouldn't

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make sense. But as you guys are kind of standing

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here and you're looking off into the distance,

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you see, like, the Star Wars -esque, like, words

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start to just kind of scroll down into the white

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void. And the words say, the galaxy. Basically,

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the words kind of start to form, and they say

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that each of you will be trialed with your own

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mind, your own physicality, your own bodies will

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have to forcefully fight your way through this.

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But if you make your way through, you will get

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the information you seek. And then the words

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start to cut off. Who would like to go through

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their trials first? Let's get it, son. Flea Stick,

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are you going first? I'm going to go first. Okay,

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Flea Stick. I'm going to get it out of the way.

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Okay. The flea stick, you're looking around and

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this white void, like all you're just seeing

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is white. And then far off in the distance you

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see like the figure of a person, just kind of

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like hunched over and like kind of leaned on

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the ground looking real groggily. What would

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you like? That's nasty. Would you like to approach?

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Cautiously. Approach cautiously? Okay, so as

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you start to get closer to this figure of a person,

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you realize that this is like you're seeing like

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trash bags and like mud and just a bunch of garbage

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and it's formed into the figure of a person kind

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of hunched over and uh as you approach um it

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kind of moves and shifts and turns to you and

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it goes i saved you flea stick you made me you

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molded me to save you and then as you kind of

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uh hear this the world around you starts to shift

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and materialize into a pow camp and you are locked

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inside of a cage as you look around you look

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on the ground and there's this garbage style

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iron man suit that you have used previously you

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said to uh escape a pow camp and flea sticks

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past so what do you do As you see this on the

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ground, you're inside of a cage and you look

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around and you're seeing like soldiers with like

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AKs and shit like walking around. Let's get it.

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Okay, roll me a wisdom check. To see if you can,

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you know, control this garbage mech with your

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power. 18 plus 4. 18 plus 4? Good, okay. So,

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yeah, you kind of stand up with a suit and you're

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just, you see like... Trash, what does it look

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like? What does the suit look like? It's like

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a bunch of like aluminum pop cans And like steel

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plates and all the major parts. Yeah with like

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Pringle can bazookas on the arm Okay, yeah, so

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Okay, so yeah you you suit up into this garbage

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style Ironman suit and your Pringle cans are

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loaded You see all the guys kind of turned you

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to go. Oh my god He's what is that and you start

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firing Pringle cans start give me two attack

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rolls With a spell attack, with whatever your

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spell attack is. No. You got it on here, not.

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Are you proficient in Pringle Cans? Yeah, are

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you proficient in Pringle Cans? What kind of

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Pringles? What is it, my spellcasting mod? Pizza.

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Pizza Pringle. Not sponsored. Sad. It's Prangles.

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Prangles. These are some Prangles. These are

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Prangles. Spell attack modifier. Use that. Spell

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attack or the modifier. Give me two attack rolls.

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13 plus 6, 19. And 6 plus 6, 12. So 19 and 12,

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that's it? okay so yeah the first attack comes

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off strong you got prangles looking boom launching

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out and it kind of smokes a couple guys and then

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smokes another guys but then your second attack

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you go to shoot and it kind of malfunctions and

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you feel a bullet kind of whiz by and blow off

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a piece of your armor give me a deck save That's

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a horrible one. Okay, so you're able to kind

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of roll out of the way before you feel the bullets

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start to pierce through you and Then before you

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know it you look up and you've got like dudes

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all around you with this a cage pointed at you

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and How did you get out of this originally how

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did flea stick escape from them? All right, so

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they're all like jumping on And I built the suit

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to where the popkins come up my razor blade out

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and spring launch them off me Okay, so I got

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a bunch of man. Yeah, so yeah You go to do that

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and you see you remember that that scenario where

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the razor blade aluminum cans are kind of slicing

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out But for some reason it's just not going the

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way that you thought it was if there's you feel

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the blades come out But it's almost like they

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were stopped and kind of you look around and

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you see your garbage can shield kind of floating

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there just in front of you and it blocks your

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razor blades from coming out uh so give me another

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dexterity save 11 11 ricochet that's a nat 20

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that's the odyssey so yeah you go to you go to

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swing and you come up and it blocks it and you're

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like thinking so like oh my god garbage can shield

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and then the shield kind of flips around and

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hits you in the forehead and you fall to your

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back you're laying there and you see the shield

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uh a figure kind of form behind the shield and

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it's holding it and he goes yeah you thought

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you were going to get out of here with everything

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because but you're not and then this guy kind

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of fades away with your shield in his hand as

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the memory kind of fades with you and you kind

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of wake back up and you're inside this white

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void again but you look around and your shield

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is not attached to your body anymore but you

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did see the figure of someone odd kind of just

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not they weren't looked like they were supposed

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to be there it was an odd very out of place phasing

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yes yes and then took off with your shield now

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who's next i'm scared he's nerfing us i'll go

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yeah yeah crystal oh god i think it worked out

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pretty well for me though yeah it could have

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been worse yeah okay duke you're uh you're in

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the same situation you see this white white uh

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void and far off ahead of you you hear the familiar

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voice of skier mcfly that was his name yeah you

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hear the familiar voice of skier mcfly um and

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he goes uh he's screaming out he goes oh duke

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buddy oh dude buddy we've ran a lot of info and

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drugs for you along the years but this one might

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be one of the most situations we've been in dude

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and then as she says that you see the world shift

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around you and you're inside of one of your uh

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big uh i don't know what you call it uh businesses

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my lab yes your lab and uh you see uh Skeeter

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on the ground. He's kind of bleeding a bit. He

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goes dude. This is there. They're here. They're

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ready to kill us, dude We fucked up. They're

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good. They're here They're ready you look outside

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and you see like trucks and motorcycles and all

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kinds of just like gangsters out there with guns

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and all this stuff pulling up and I Need you

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to give me a dexterity save as they all And guns

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start cocking Let's see. I have advantage on

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deck stage. I can see from danger sense. Yeah,

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go for it. Let's see. There's an 18. Another

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18. Another 18? Okay, yeah, so bullets just start

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through this window, through the doors. They're

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smashing shit, and you're kind of dodging and

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ducking around and rolling on the ground and

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scooting up next to Skeeter, and you guys are

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on the ground as bullets come flying through.

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As you look around the room... There is two doorways.

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There's the door next to you which heads directly

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out towards the trucks. Then there's a door on

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the back side of the building. What would you

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like to do to try to get out of this situation

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or change this situation? However you would like

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to do. How many people out front? Lots. There's

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like multiple trucks, multiple motorcycles. There's

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lots of people out front. Like a whole lot. I'd

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say probably 15 or more. Because they're just

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loaded up outside ready to fucking kill Duke

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Crystal and his business. And I just got my melee

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weapons, essentially. Yeah, you've got everything

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that you had with you. Okay. Uh, yeah, out the

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back. Out the back? Okay, give me an athletics

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check to run to the other side of the building

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as they all are... 18? 18? Very nice. You just

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yeah, yeah, so yeah, you were able to run by

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as bullets come flying through the windows and

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Jumping through everything and then you see Skeeter

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on the ground. He's kind of crawling He's like

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Duke, please do don't leave me behind dude because

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I've helped you so much. Don't leave me He's

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crawling like bleeding all over the ground. What

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do you do as you like kind of get to the edge

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of the door? You leave him yes It's business.

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Okay, so as you go running out, he goes, Dude,

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Crystal, you son of a... bitch and you see uh

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skeeter literally float up off the ground and

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he's like in t -pose like hanging up and uh the

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fate like the body of skeeter just kind of falls

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and drops and then you see a figure standing

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there like a huge like buff ripped up dude he

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goes you win this round duke and then he flies

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and shoots out of the sky and you wake up and

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uh you still have your items nothing was taken

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from you because you successfully passed everything

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but yeah you see that figure kind of shoot out,

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and then you come waking up into the void. Any

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inspiration? Sure, you can get inspiration, because

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it seems like it would actually be... I'll let

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you both have inspiration, because you guys did

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give off a big piece of your... following your

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true origin stories and whatnot. So, who's next?

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Archie? Archie, I'm excited for yours. I'm not.

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Archie, you're in the white void. In the distance,

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you see this... what do you call it? Create a

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character outline from like a UFC game. That

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like black just... Silhouette. Yeah, silhouette.

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Yeah, that's the word I'm looking for. See like

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the silhouette of a person standing far off in

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the distance. What would you like to do? Walk

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towards him. So as you keep walking towards him,

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you notice that his figure isn't changing. There's

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no features happening. It's still just a blank

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like silhouette create a character ass person.

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But as you get closer... the world around you

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shifts just like the rest and you see announcers

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and like stands full of people and it's a boxing

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arena so you see a ring ahead of you and you're

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like walking in the entrance of the walkway heading

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down and you hear the voice kind of the announcer

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ringing up above everything he goes tonight we

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have Archie Ortiz the undefeated champion boxer

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of this weight class that we are fighting in

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tonight? He goes, so as you're kind of approaching

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the ring and you climb in, he goes, his opponent

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is, and then the black silhouette just morphs

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and looks exactly like you as a mirror image

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of you. He says, Archie Ortiz! As you both kind

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of roll up to each other as a mirrored fight

00:16:36.850 --> 00:16:42.029
of your MMA boxing match. So, give me a wisdom

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save. As you see this complete mirror image of

00:16:45.399 --> 00:16:47.419
yourself who's going to know your every move,

00:16:47.480 --> 00:16:54.259
your every thing. I'm blue at this point. 14.

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14? Okay, you pass. So you're kind of able to

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shake off the effect of like, what the hell's

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going on? Is this my old age? Why am I seeing

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myself? And you start seeing hands just coming,

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flinging at you, like throwing at you. It's just

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so... Fast, so quick. Give me an attack roll

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or a dexterity save. You can either choose to

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do a dexterity save to try and dodge his attacks,

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but you may not take any damage. Or you can try

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to attack him, but you may take damage but also

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get the deal damage. So it's up to you. You want

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to dodge or attack, basically. I have a plus

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8 on attack and a plus 6 on dexterity, so I don't

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know. Attack yourself! This is strategic boxing.

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Well, what is your plan to do? I'll roll a dex

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save. Dex save? Okay. Try to dodge the attack?

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Okay. What'd you get? Twelve. Twelve? Alright.

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What's your attack to hit? My AC? No, what's

00:17:55.829 --> 00:17:58.430
your... When you hit with an unarmed attack or

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whatever, what is it to hit? Should be unarmed

00:18:01.069 --> 00:18:06.700
strike. Like in your attacks. Oh, it is... Oh,

00:18:06.700 --> 00:18:08.700
plus six to hit. Plus six? Okay, so I got a 16.

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With his attack that you were trying to dodge.

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So you gave me the deck save of 12? Is that what

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it was? Yeah, so his attack comes through. You

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feel a... Just kind of hits you in the face.

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And then you realize that every punch that landed,

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you just feel like you're aged a slight bit more.

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Like every time he hit you, it's like he's taking

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a bit of your youth and becoming a little bit

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stronger with your speed. So, would you like

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two? Dexterity save again or attack? I'm attacking

00:18:37.710 --> 00:18:39.829
this motherfucker. Okay, give me attack roll.

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Because it is your turn to fully give your rebuttal.

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Twelve? Twelve? Okay, yeah. You throw, you come

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in. I'm going to do a plus six on that. Yeah.

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Plus six on that one was your hit? So, yeah.

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Twelve plus six? No. Oh. Plus six to hit. Okay,

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yeah. Alright, so twelve? Yeah, twelve. Okay.

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Yeah, so he failed his dexterity time. block

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dodge out of your attack so you come in you just

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throw in hands and uh you both are kind of just

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been landing blow after blow and you failed a

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deck save and he landed a blow so you aged a

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bit but you realize that you go are kind of standing

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stalemated just kind of staring at each other

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give me a d20 roll straight up straight the just

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a straight d20 no no pluses just oh my god what'd

00:19:32.690 --> 00:19:37.079
you get two i got a five So, yeah, you guys are

00:19:37.079 --> 00:19:40.059
both going in for that, like, slow motion, one

00:19:40.059 --> 00:19:42.400
last punch, going to, like, connect. And you

00:19:42.400 --> 00:19:44.559
just feel his fist connect a little bit sooner

00:19:44.559 --> 00:19:46.720
than your fist connects. And it hits your jaw,

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and you kind of fall to the ground. And as you're

00:19:48.720 --> 00:19:50.819
getting up, he gets in your face, and he goes,

00:19:50.920 --> 00:19:53.420
yeah, your youth's mine, so good luck with that,

00:19:53.460 --> 00:19:55.640
old ass. And it kind of fades off, and you see

00:19:55.640 --> 00:19:58.640
that silhouette kind of fall, and then this figure

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just kind of of an outline shape fades away,

00:20:00.799 --> 00:20:05.319
and you get... Your strength is lowered by 2,

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so now you have an 8. Because with your age has

00:20:09.019 --> 00:20:11.640
aged up, you have lost some of your strength.

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You're old as fuck now. And you gained an 8.

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Yes, so you have gained an 8. Your C4 has gone

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bad. Luckily that doesn't affect your attack

00:20:19.960 --> 00:20:23.619
rolls, but it makes any strength check is going

00:20:23.619 --> 00:20:26.680
to be pretty much a minus 1 now. So yeah. Archie's

00:20:26.680 --> 00:20:29.930
old age is rough. And Miss Muffin. Oh yeah, but

00:20:29.930 --> 00:20:32.410
as you do that, you see him fade away. And you're

00:20:32.410 --> 00:20:35.710
in the white void. I do this as you basically...

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Just give him the fingers. I don't need my youth.

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Fuck you, asshole. The older I am, the wiser

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I am. Does he get the AARP perk? Yes. I get to

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see your discount. Yes, he gets to see the discount.

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But you wake up and you see the white void. So

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now, Miss Muffin. Oh, Miss Muffin. I'm glad we

00:20:57.460 --> 00:21:01.579
saved you for last. No, no, no. So, just nothing.

00:21:01.740 --> 00:21:07.099
You look around and you see the white void. And

00:21:07.099 --> 00:21:10.500
you hear off in the distance, Mew. Mew. Hazel?

00:21:10.619 --> 00:21:13.700
Mew. And off in the distance you see a little

00:21:13.700 --> 00:21:17.099
hazel just like way off in the distance. What

00:21:17.099 --> 00:21:19.299
do you do? I'm running for her. You're running

00:21:19.299 --> 00:21:21.200
for her? Okay, as you start getting closer you

00:21:21.200 --> 00:21:24.140
realize that the mews are kind of like, Mew.

00:21:24.759 --> 00:21:28.900
Mew. it's getting like more and more fucked up

00:21:28.900 --> 00:21:31.079
and like the closer you get you see this like

00:21:31.079 --> 00:21:34.940
mangle just like burnt up looks like she just

00:21:34.940 --> 00:21:38.839
got freshly hit with the acid like tore up and

00:21:38.839 --> 00:21:42.460
she goes she goes mother please what have you

00:21:42.460 --> 00:21:44.859
done to me she's talking to me yes you hear her

00:21:44.859 --> 00:21:46.980
actually talking to you through the muse and

00:21:46.980 --> 00:21:49.160
she goes why did you put me in the tunnel to

00:21:49.160 --> 00:21:52.099
be crushed and then hurt me with acid dude crystal

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You try to convince her of that? Okay. Give me

00:21:55.700 --> 00:22:03.960
a wisdom save. She slices you. You die. Eight

00:22:03.960 --> 00:22:06.819
plus one. Eight plus one. You failed. So she

00:22:06.819 --> 00:22:11.940
goes, no. No, you listen to him. You put me in

00:22:11.940 --> 00:22:15.700
there. You let me get hurt. She goes, you please

00:22:15.700 --> 00:22:19.880
just kill me. Let this pain end. The acid had

00:22:19.880 --> 00:22:22.980
burnt me. I'm hurt. Just kill me already. Make

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me a wisdom save with disadvantage. Disadvantage?

00:22:26.640 --> 00:22:29.799
Yes, because you failed your first one. What?

00:22:32.869 --> 00:22:35.470
Three plus one three plus one. Yeah, that's a

00:22:35.470 --> 00:22:38.529
good one So yeah, she's saying all this stuff

00:22:38.529 --> 00:22:39.930
to you and before you can even realize you've

00:22:39.930 --> 00:22:43.009
got like your dagger in your hand and She's a

00:22:43.009 --> 00:22:45.609
she's kind of just like she says well you failed

00:22:45.609 --> 00:22:50.170
your wisdom And she you feel this dagger in your

00:22:50.170 --> 00:22:51.950
hand and she's kind of looking at you deeply

00:22:51.950 --> 00:22:55.549
and she goes yes. Yes. Yes. Yes Yes, kill me

00:22:55.549 --> 00:23:03.089
kill me and then uh, give me an attack roll Yeah,

00:23:03.130 --> 00:23:06.490
both natural 20. Two plus one. Two plus one?

00:23:06.569 --> 00:23:09.829
For your attack roll? That's not true. Unarmed

00:23:09.829 --> 00:23:12.369
strike? Oh wait, no, I have a dagger. Yeah. Okay,

00:23:12.470 --> 00:23:15.549
two plus six. Two plus six? Okay, you got lucky.

00:23:15.650 --> 00:23:17.329
You got a stab and you stick the ground next

00:23:17.329 --> 00:23:20.930
to her and she goes, you fucking pussy. I knew

00:23:20.930 --> 00:23:22.750
you couldn't kill me. Yeah, because I love you.

00:23:22.809 --> 00:23:24.789
Because you know what? He told me. He told me

00:23:24.789 --> 00:23:26.630
that you would kill me. He thought that you really

00:23:26.630 --> 00:23:28.849
would do it. Who? And then you see Hazel kind

00:23:28.849 --> 00:23:30.890
of float up and she goes, the one that brought

00:23:30.890 --> 00:23:32.690
you all here, the one that's going to keep you

00:23:32.690 --> 00:23:34.650
from getting information you need. And then the

00:23:34.650 --> 00:23:37.309
cat kind of fades away. And as she kind of pulls

00:23:37.309 --> 00:23:39.990
off, you see this figure step out from behind

00:23:39.990 --> 00:23:41.769
her and shift around and have her by the back

00:23:41.769 --> 00:23:43.630
of the neck. And she goes, I'm keeping this until

00:23:43.630 --> 00:23:45.990
you can be strong enough to get her back. And

00:23:45.990 --> 00:23:48.109
kind of fades off and disappears with Hazel.

00:23:48.710 --> 00:23:52.690
Oh, my God. You should have killed the cat. Yes!

00:23:53.250 --> 00:23:56.589
Cat is gone. Like for real? Like for real? For

00:23:56.589 --> 00:23:58.609
the time being, yes. Miss Muffin is not attached

00:23:58.609 --> 00:24:01.650
to you anymore. She is prisoner of war. So as

00:24:01.650 --> 00:24:05.190
of now, the only significant items that have

00:24:05.190 --> 00:24:06.650
been taken from you, well actually all three

00:24:06.650 --> 00:24:09.750
of you, have failed except for Duke. So they

00:24:09.750 --> 00:24:13.190
have your cat, they have your youth, Archie,

00:24:13.190 --> 00:24:46.619
and they have flea sticks, shield. As this all

00:24:46.619 --> 00:24:49.200
kind of unfolds, you feel the reality start to

00:24:49.200 --> 00:24:51.619
shift, and, like, Oz and Walls are, like, moving

00:24:51.619 --> 00:24:53.539
and closing, and you all kind of get pushed and

00:24:53.539 --> 00:24:55.920
moved, and you are now in a party together, all

00:24:55.920 --> 00:24:58.119
four sitting next to the ground. Most of you

00:24:58.119 --> 00:25:01.140
look depressed, except for Duke. It looks like

00:25:01.140 --> 00:25:03.480
he just left his good buddy behind to die and

00:25:03.480 --> 00:25:07.099
didn't get anything taken from him. Thank you.

00:25:08.659 --> 00:25:11.539
the right choices everybody's like sad and deuces

00:25:11.539 --> 00:25:16.539
like I can smell setup yeah he gonna stick me

00:25:16.539 --> 00:25:18.279
with the knife as soon as I go to help him I

00:25:18.279 --> 00:25:20.759
know shit works grew up on the streets I don't

00:25:20.759 --> 00:25:22.759
think I have well I guess I never put it in my

00:25:22.759 --> 00:25:27.039
I have a holy shield emblem that's just a thing

00:25:27.039 --> 00:25:28.619
for like a room he thought he catched Duke slipping

00:25:28.619 --> 00:25:33.319
so as you guys all form back up into your party

00:25:33.849 --> 00:25:36.769
You're standing here kind of like you're kind

00:25:36.769 --> 00:25:38.690
of looking around waiting for kind of what's

00:25:38.690 --> 00:25:40.890
coming next what information will happen and

00:25:40.890 --> 00:25:45.069
you see ahead of you just like rows of Like people

00:25:45.069 --> 00:25:47.329
just rows of them all kind of lines. There's

00:25:47.329 --> 00:25:49.650
like soldiers. There's marketplace people. There's

00:25:49.650 --> 00:25:51.849
villagers, but they all are just blank There's

00:25:51.849 --> 00:25:53.849
no expressions on their face. They're just standing

00:25:53.849 --> 00:25:56.710
there like still is gonna be and then you hear

00:25:56.710 --> 00:25:59.269
this huge voice Just kind of boom over them all

00:25:59.269 --> 00:26:02.910
and he goes this place here You fucking sons

00:26:02.910 --> 00:26:05.789
of bitches. This place here is a pocket dimension.

00:26:06.509 --> 00:26:09.529
And I, I'm the one who brought you all to this

00:26:09.529 --> 00:26:12.170
world. He goes, but I'm going to keep you in

00:26:12.170 --> 00:26:14.430
this world because I'm taking over your world.

00:26:14.950 --> 00:26:17.509
Then you see this like huge, just figure of this

00:26:17.509 --> 00:26:22.170
like black robed person in the sky of this boy,

00:26:22.250 --> 00:26:25.309
just taking up the whole, whole area. He goes,

00:26:25.369 --> 00:26:27.009
you think that you are strong enough to come

00:26:27.009 --> 00:26:29.869
at me? He goes, my four, I got four people right

00:26:29.869 --> 00:26:32.180
here, your counterparts. They took shit from

00:26:32.180 --> 00:26:34.880
all of you, except Duke. Ah, because Duke, he's

00:26:34.880 --> 00:26:37.519
got the power. He's the big man over there. He's

00:26:37.519 --> 00:26:39.599
got the sword that gives him all kinds of power.

00:26:39.740 --> 00:26:42.059
Oh, yeah. He goes, but Duke will learn. He goes,

00:26:42.119 --> 00:26:44.480
you'll all learn. And then you see all of these,

00:26:44.480 --> 00:26:46.359
like, people, marketplace people, and they all

00:26:46.359 --> 00:26:48.539
start to just kind of shuffle towards you, moaning

00:26:48.539 --> 00:26:54.259
and zomb... I wasn't moaning. No, no. A zombie

00:26:54.259 --> 00:27:01.259
-like manner. What would you guys like to do?

00:27:02.019 --> 00:27:06.519
Kill them all. Kill them all. Okay, so if you

00:27:06.519 --> 00:27:09.559
guys want to run through and try to just fight

00:27:09.559 --> 00:27:11.900
through all of these, you can give me a series

00:27:11.900 --> 00:27:14.900
of attack rolls. And if you complete them as

00:27:14.900 --> 00:27:17.279
a percentage, I will say it cuts you away forward

00:27:17.279 --> 00:27:18.720
if that's what you're wanting to do. Because

00:27:18.720 --> 00:27:21.180
these aren't like zombies where they're like

00:27:21.180 --> 00:27:23.200
fighting you. They're just literally like people.

00:27:23.299 --> 00:27:25.900
Are they undead? Just like walking. Yes, they

00:27:25.900 --> 00:27:28.589
are undead. Do they have life essence that can

00:27:28.589 --> 00:27:30.930
be stolen? No, probably not. Not in this room.

00:27:30.970 --> 00:27:32.829
So we're just going to run into them and slice

00:27:32.829 --> 00:27:35.210
them all up. I got this. No, I got it. I could

00:27:35.210 --> 00:27:39.539
throw a fireball. I'll just, uh... Turn undead

00:27:39.539 --> 00:27:43.000
and have them run away for me for a minute. Yeah,

00:27:43.000 --> 00:27:46.339
you can do that. What is it, wisdom save? Isn't

00:27:46.339 --> 00:27:48.599
that what it is? As an action, you present your

00:27:48.599 --> 00:27:51.140
holy symbol and speak a prayer censoring the

00:27:51.140 --> 00:27:54.200
undead. Each undead that can see or hear you

00:27:54.200 --> 00:27:57.000
within 30 feet of you must make a wisdom saving

00:27:57.000 --> 00:27:59.539
throw. DC 14. Okay, so I'm just going to roll

00:27:59.539 --> 00:28:08.750
a couple here for the groups of them. 14? three

00:28:08.750 --> 00:28:12.529
out of the four groups are turned undead so i'd

00:28:12.529 --> 00:28:14.589
say you are able to move forward if you're wanting

00:28:14.589 --> 00:28:16.630
to move forward without being affected because

00:28:16.630 --> 00:28:19.789
yeah there there's gonna be one group that's

00:28:19.789 --> 00:28:21.470
kind of trying to shuffle past uh three other

00:28:21.470 --> 00:28:23.410
groups that are being forced to walk away from

00:28:23.410 --> 00:28:25.849
you so you guys want to progress forward then

00:28:25.849 --> 00:28:28.089
through the horde of undead by forcing them to

00:28:28.089 --> 00:28:30.970
walk away from you yes okay so as you guys progress

00:28:30.970 --> 00:28:33.819
you hear this voice still booming above you He

00:28:33.819 --> 00:28:37.240
goes, oh, flea stick, you cleric son of a bitch.

00:28:37.319 --> 00:28:39.380
You think you figured out your powers down here.

00:28:39.480 --> 00:28:41.380
He goes, you think you figured them out. He goes,

00:28:41.420 --> 00:28:43.059
that's good, that's clever. He goes, but that

00:28:43.059 --> 00:28:45.579
does cost you a spell slot, buddy. And then he

00:28:45.579 --> 00:28:48.500
kind of like looks around. He goes, and me, I

00:28:48.500 --> 00:28:50.640
don't have spell slots. And then you see the

00:28:50.640 --> 00:28:53.680
four counterparts of you. They all kind of just

00:28:53.680 --> 00:28:56.099
form out of the ground. And I need you all to

00:28:56.099 --> 00:28:58.759
roll initiative as you start to fight your actual

00:28:58.759 --> 00:29:02.380
counterparts. Good, fuck them. Oh, boy. 17 plus

00:29:02.380 --> 00:29:07.019
four. There should be me first, one of them two,

00:29:07.160 --> 00:29:10.799
second, and third. Okay, so do, what was yours?

00:29:10.980 --> 00:29:15.240
21. But I had a higher base roll, so I went first.

00:29:15.359 --> 00:29:17.579
They got a tie, so they got a roll. What's yours?

00:29:17.940 --> 00:29:22.220
12. One plus one. Okay. And then Archie? 21.

00:29:22.359 --> 00:29:27.319
Me and Kelly have to roll. Okay, go ahead. Two.

00:29:27.599 --> 00:29:40.880
Four. I go third. Yay! Okay, so first up then

00:29:40.880 --> 00:29:45.480
is Duke crystal these guys are about 30 feet

00:29:45.480 --> 00:29:47.980
away from you they're kind of just spawned down

00:29:47.980 --> 00:29:51.420
ahead below this giant figure in the sky and

00:29:51.420 --> 00:29:53.640
You see them all just kind of standing in a line

00:29:53.640 --> 00:29:56.779
and like the hooded robes just those black hoods

00:29:56.779 --> 00:30:03.529
What would you like to do? You can tell one looks,

00:30:03.670 --> 00:30:05.710
sorry, I'll give more of a description of them.

00:30:06.150 --> 00:30:09.430
So you can tell one looks bigger and bulkier,

00:30:09.509 --> 00:30:11.970
like the one that you saw come from your area.

00:30:12.029 --> 00:30:16.089
He's jacked. Then you see another one that is

00:30:16.089 --> 00:30:18.029
more kind of like hunched over, which would have

00:30:18.029 --> 00:30:20.190
been the one that you saw, kind of like pretending

00:30:20.190 --> 00:30:23.569
to be your suit thing. Then you see the proud,

00:30:23.769 --> 00:30:27.089
stout, tall, archy -figured looking one that's

00:30:27.089 --> 00:30:29.390
kind of standing over there, and then the smaller

00:30:29.390 --> 00:30:35.470
female one. I am going to do some improvised

00:30:35.470 --> 00:30:40.569
combat. Okay. Since I have a permanent sword

00:30:40.569 --> 00:30:44.869
arm, my longbow has become quite difficult to

00:30:44.869 --> 00:30:48.650
use. So, I will be sitting on the ground, holding

00:30:48.650 --> 00:30:51.410
the bow at my feet, and pulling back with one

00:30:51.410 --> 00:30:53.690
hand. Well, that works. Yeah, that works. Okay,

00:30:53.809 --> 00:30:56.150
so go ahead and give me a longbow attack. Alright.

00:30:56.970 --> 00:30:59.609
We're doing like a ballista. Yeah, this is a

00:30:59.609 --> 00:31:03.180
hand ballista. We're gonna go for my dude, too.

00:31:03.460 --> 00:31:12.000
My dude counterpart. Yeah. Okay. Let's see. Let's

00:31:12.000 --> 00:31:18.000
see. He's about a 16, 12 plus 4. That will not

00:31:18.000 --> 00:31:20.619
hit. Oh, that will hit. Sorry. That will hit.

00:31:21.099 --> 00:31:37.859
That will hit. As of now. So that would be seven

00:31:37.859 --> 00:31:47.440
damage seven damage. Yeah, okay All right So

00:31:47.440 --> 00:31:49.700
as that arrow flies and you see him just kind

00:31:49.700 --> 00:31:52.740
of standing there bulked out, arrow flings by

00:31:52.740 --> 00:31:54.200
and like sticks him in the shoulder and you see

00:31:54.200 --> 00:31:56.940
his robe fall off. And as soon as the like robe

00:31:56.940 --> 00:31:59.140
kind of comes off of his head, he goes into this

00:31:59.140 --> 00:32:02.359
like Power Rangers like form. And he kind of

00:32:02.359 --> 00:32:05.309
like jumps up and he goes, I am Tratoran. He

00:32:05.309 --> 00:32:07.769
goes, you are my counterpart and I'm yours, but

00:32:07.769 --> 00:32:10.970
I'm going to fuck you up, buddy. And he, like,

00:32:10.970 --> 00:32:14.190
flexes out hard. So that's who you see as you

00:32:14.190 --> 00:32:17.190
strike him and his hood falls down. This dude's

00:32:17.190 --> 00:32:22.029
having delusions of grandeur. He's delusional.

00:32:22.509 --> 00:32:26.470
Next up, I think, is Ms. Muffin. It is your turn.

00:32:26.769 --> 00:32:30.450
Oh, I wasn't listening. It's your turn. So there's

00:32:30.450 --> 00:32:32.859
the four standing ahead of you. Duke Crystal

00:32:32.859 --> 00:32:34.940
just neatly got down on the ground next to you

00:32:34.940 --> 00:32:36.579
guys and pulled his longbow back with his feet

00:32:36.579 --> 00:32:39.059
and shot it. Successfully. Yeah, and stuck that

00:32:39.059 --> 00:32:41.880
dude and blasted his robe off. You can actually

00:32:41.880 --> 00:32:43.819
hold it a lot steadier that way. He went Power

00:32:43.819 --> 00:32:46.099
Rangers mode and kind of presented who he is.

00:32:46.920 --> 00:32:51.819
So, I only have, like, close range attacks. Okay.

00:32:53.259 --> 00:32:55.099
And what would you like to do here? And I don't

00:32:55.099 --> 00:32:57.299
really know what these things are. They're you

00:32:57.299 --> 00:32:59.579
guys. They're the counterparts of you guys that

00:32:59.579 --> 00:33:01.599
you've seen in the very beginning when you were

00:33:01.599 --> 00:33:03.579
first transported to this world. There was the

00:33:03.579 --> 00:33:07.279
four others you changed places in. Now the big

00:33:07.279 --> 00:33:11.619
bad has been formed these guys up for you guys

00:33:11.619 --> 00:33:14.500
to try to fight. Alright. Basically testing you

00:33:14.500 --> 00:33:16.079
guys. Saying like, let's do this. Let's see what

00:33:16.079 --> 00:33:19.480
you got. So I'm going to dash all the way over

00:33:19.480 --> 00:33:21.559
to my freaking counterpart. You're going to attack

00:33:21.559 --> 00:33:27.940
yours? Yeah. my counterpart okay so you guys

00:33:27.940 --> 00:33:31.480
just stab him her her sorry you know stab her

00:33:31.480 --> 00:33:35.619
I'm gonna dagger her okay give me an attack roll

00:33:35.619 --> 00:33:44.180
14 plus 6 or if I use my plus 1 dagger it's 14

00:33:44.180 --> 00:33:50.089
plus 7 but that will not hit at all no so when

00:33:50.089 --> 00:33:52.029
you come down with advantage so when you come

00:33:52.029 --> 00:33:55.690
to strike up at uh this person actually you do

00:33:55.690 --> 00:34:00.130
get to roll advantage because no 16 because of

00:34:00.130 --> 00:34:02.829
your you have an ability that says if someone

00:34:02.829 --> 00:34:04.950
hasn't taken a turn in combat you roll advantage

00:34:04.950 --> 00:34:07.829
on your first attack towards them so yes you

00:34:07.829 --> 00:34:10.570
can so what was your second one 16 plus 7 16

00:34:10.570 --> 00:34:14.590
plus 7 yes that will hit okay so my plus one

00:34:14.590 --> 00:34:17.909
dagger is my trusty lucky and it gets a slicey

00:34:17.909 --> 00:34:22.010
dicey okay so uh basically how how i'm seeing

00:34:22.010 --> 00:34:24.010
this go down is you have advantage so you uh

00:34:24.010 --> 00:34:27.670
so you go to stab at this person and uh as the

00:34:27.670 --> 00:34:29.449
blades coming in you see them kind of just standing

00:34:29.449 --> 00:34:32.210
there in a smaller form and you see the kind

00:34:32.210 --> 00:34:34.949
of hunched over one pull out a shield to go to

00:34:34.949 --> 00:34:37.230
like block the damage because it can add some

00:34:37.230 --> 00:34:40.400
ac to a person with near them goes to block the

00:34:40.400 --> 00:34:42.019
damage but since you had advantage you rolled

00:34:42.019 --> 00:34:44.960
again and broke through that ac yeah and stuck

00:34:44.960 --> 00:34:47.079
them but as that happens you see the road fall

00:34:47.079 --> 00:34:50.179
off of your counterpart and flea sticks counterpart

00:34:50.179 --> 00:34:53.260
and flea sticks counterpart you see uh this kind

00:34:53.260 --> 00:34:56.840
of like hunched over man and he goes this garbage

00:34:56.840 --> 00:34:58.800
can lid was supposed to be really good and you

00:34:58.800 --> 00:35:01.219
see him holding your garbage can shield and uh

00:35:01.219 --> 00:35:03.340
you see your your counterpart kind of hunched

00:35:03.340 --> 00:35:05.179
down quick and she whips out some daggers and

00:35:05.179 --> 00:35:07.130
she goes uh You think you're going to take me

00:35:07.130 --> 00:35:09.030
on? Let's go. Let's do this. And that kind of

00:35:09.030 --> 00:35:11.230
gets up and starts ready to fight you. So that's

00:35:11.230 --> 00:35:13.449
what you see from them three. Nice. Very good.

00:35:14.170 --> 00:35:16.010
So you're up there. What is your damage? Because

00:35:16.010 --> 00:35:22.610
you hit. My damage is 1d4 plus 5. And you were

00:35:22.610 --> 00:35:24.369
attacking with advantage, so you'd get sneak

00:35:24.369 --> 00:35:29.590
attack. Then you already disarmed him. So I deal

00:35:29.590 --> 00:35:33.449
8 damage. Deal 8 damage to him, and then plus

00:35:33.449 --> 00:35:35.869
your sneak attack damage. Because you got an

00:35:35.869 --> 00:35:40.550
advantage when you attacked. I know but I'm trying

00:35:40.550 --> 00:35:45.150
to read and remember what I added to that. 2d6.

00:35:47.449 --> 00:35:56.610
I did do that, right? No. We established that

00:35:56.610 --> 00:35:59.010
in the first episode. I have a magnet for my

00:35:59.010 --> 00:36:03.539
shield. I think it was more like... You had,

00:36:03.619 --> 00:36:05.239
like, magically called it back to you or something?

00:36:05.400 --> 00:36:09.019
I don't remember, honestly. What was it? Nine

00:36:09.019 --> 00:36:10.880
damage with my sneak attack. Okay, so eight and

00:36:10.880 --> 00:36:14.599
nine? Yeah, eight and nine. Okay, good hits.

00:36:14.639 --> 00:36:18.320
And then, question, do I get to disengage and

00:36:18.320 --> 00:36:21.360
back away? You can. Okay, yeah, because I need

00:36:21.360 --> 00:36:23.079
to get some distance from her. Actually, no.

00:36:23.219 --> 00:36:25.260
How far can you move? What's your movement speed?

00:36:25.920 --> 00:36:29.079
Oh, mother of all pearls. Because you ran 30

00:36:29.079 --> 00:36:31.809
feet to get to them. 30 is the standard. You

00:36:31.809 --> 00:36:34.909
might have 35, 40. So you could maybe get 5 feet

00:36:34.909 --> 00:36:37.769
back. I don't remember where it's at anymore.

00:36:37.769 --> 00:36:40.610
Usually rogues and monks can get... Walking 30

00:36:40.610 --> 00:36:43.250
foot. So no, you cannot. So bonus action, you

00:36:43.250 --> 00:36:45.210
can do something else, but you cannot run away

00:36:45.210 --> 00:36:46.710
because you will not have any movement speed

00:36:46.710 --> 00:36:51.570
to run away. So for my bonus action, what else

00:36:51.570 --> 00:36:53.329
could I do? You could stab again with your offhand.

00:36:53.949 --> 00:36:55.889
If you'd like. She pulled both of her blades

00:36:55.889 --> 00:36:59.030
out. How many bonus actions did she get? One.

00:36:59.400 --> 00:37:02.300
She doesn't have fast hands. She's the assassin

00:37:02.300 --> 00:37:07.860
subclass. Always wearing fast hands. Did I already

00:37:07.860 --> 00:37:10.139
move my full 30 feet? That's what you said? Yes.

00:37:10.280 --> 00:37:13.659
So your only offhand bonus action is to be probably

00:37:13.659 --> 00:37:17.920
stabbed. Can I use my bonus action to cloak and

00:37:17.920 --> 00:37:21.219
go invisible? Yes. Yeah, fuck her. She doesn't

00:37:21.219 --> 00:37:25.639
know I'm still standing there. yes you can dash

00:37:25.639 --> 00:37:28.940
actually but you would be disengaged you'd have

00:37:28.940 --> 00:37:32.559
to risk getting hit as you ran away I'm gonna

00:37:32.559 --> 00:37:35.960
cloak and go invisible okay so I think all they

00:37:35.960 --> 00:37:37.420
have to do is roll perception based off your

00:37:37.420 --> 00:37:39.500
stealth is what it is to see if they see you

00:37:39.500 --> 00:37:41.699
when you're visible yeah okay so roll me a stealth

00:37:41.699 --> 00:37:45.599
check while you're invisible with advantage uh

00:37:45.599 --> 00:37:49.019
yeah because you have advantage and stealth 18

00:37:49.019 --> 00:37:51.940
plus six yeah you're definitely invisible and

00:37:51.940 --> 00:37:57.639
they're kind of like what the fuck So, fucking

00:37:57.639 --> 00:38:02.380
shit. Alright. Next up would be Archie. I'm going

00:38:02.380 --> 00:38:09.599
to water whip young Archie. Young Archie. The

00:38:09.599 --> 00:38:13.159
more slightly youthful Archie Ortiz. Yeah, so

00:38:13.159 --> 00:38:15.099
give me that attack. What is it? Attack roll

00:38:15.099 --> 00:38:17.019
and then I have to make a dex save or something?

00:38:17.659 --> 00:38:21.380
I don't remember what it says. That just says

00:38:21.380 --> 00:38:23.659
on a failed save. So go over to your spell. Oh,

00:38:23.659 --> 00:38:27.199
attack slash save dex 12. 12? Okay. So I need

00:38:27.199 --> 00:38:29.260
to make a dexterity save of 12. And you're going

00:38:29.260 --> 00:38:33.659
after your counterpart? Yeah. Okay. That is a

00:38:33.659 --> 00:38:38.019
19 plus 3, so... Does it do half the damage on

00:38:38.019 --> 00:38:40.699
save, or is it just nothing? I think it's just...

00:38:40.699 --> 00:38:42.539
I think Water Whip does damage and, like, pulls

00:38:42.539 --> 00:38:47.730
them. The creature takes half as much damage

00:38:47.730 --> 00:38:49.909
and you don't knock or okay. So yeah, you still

00:38:49.909 --> 00:38:52.650
roll your damage and I'll take half of it Three

00:38:52.650 --> 00:39:14.699
for a water with the flying saucer Um, three.

00:39:17.679 --> 00:39:21.539
Oh. Oh, that's ten, though, man. Zero's ten,

00:39:21.699 --> 00:39:27.519
yeah. So, thirteen. And, um, seventeen. So, seventeen

00:39:27.519 --> 00:39:31.800
divided by two, so eight. Eight damage. Damn

00:39:31.800 --> 00:39:33.420
it, I was trying to pull him to me, and I had

00:39:33.420 --> 00:39:36.619
a freaking unarmed strike him in the face. Take

00:39:36.619 --> 00:39:39.630
him out. Take my music back. Okay, so decent

00:39:39.630 --> 00:39:42.150
hits. Decent hits. Not bad, not horrible. I'm

00:39:42.150 --> 00:39:44.070
hoping to finish off my dude because he doesn't

00:39:44.070 --> 00:39:46.489
have any of my equipment. Lucky me. Who was that?

00:39:46.590 --> 00:39:51.909
You three. So next up is Archie Ortiz's counterpart.

00:39:52.710 --> 00:39:55.710
You see as you kind of hit him with this whip

00:39:55.710 --> 00:39:58.869
and flip his hood off, you see this bald man.

00:39:59.030 --> 00:40:03.989
He's very just like... Gives a full kung fu stance.

00:40:04.429 --> 00:40:06.920
He kind of... looks around he's gonna have to

00:40:06.920 --> 00:40:08.280
make a perception check i guess because you know

00:40:08.280 --> 00:40:10.219
he saw a little girl walk up a little woman walk

00:40:10.219 --> 00:40:12.980
up he fails horribly because that was not anything

00:40:12.980 --> 00:40:15.260
so uh that means he doesn't see the invisible

00:40:15.260 --> 00:40:17.280
chick next to him and is going to move forward

00:40:17.280 --> 00:40:21.059
to attack archie uh so this dude is going to

00:40:21.059 --> 00:40:24.940
throw some absolute hands at you so he makes

00:40:24.940 --> 00:40:28.820
an unarmed attack first because he's stupid that's

00:40:28.820 --> 00:40:34.420
eight plus five what is your ac 16. okay so that

00:40:34.420 --> 00:40:37.139
misses second attack you see him kind of like

00:40:37.139 --> 00:40:39.860
jab and then he pulls back his fist and it lights

00:40:39.860 --> 00:40:42.800
on fire and he's gonna come hitting you with

00:40:42.800 --> 00:40:45.019
a fire jab 14 plus five i don't think that's

00:40:45.019 --> 00:40:48.500
fair yeah that one i hit oh wait what is that

00:40:48.500 --> 00:40:51.420
how can you put a section if you miss your first

00:40:51.420 --> 00:40:56.260
he gets a multi -attack that guy um so one time

00:40:56.260 --> 00:41:01.320
okay all right that was horrible what happened

00:41:01.320 --> 00:41:06.789
my dice catastrophe You take no damage. Yay.

00:41:07.409 --> 00:41:12.809
Okay, so you take five bludgeoning damage and

00:41:12.809 --> 00:41:19.409
four fire damage. What the fuck? Plus three.

00:41:20.489 --> 00:41:23.510
Three more on top of all that? Yeah, so the first

00:41:23.510 --> 00:41:26.389
one was plus three, sorry. And then the extra

00:41:26.389 --> 00:41:28.469
fire damage. And you now have a concussion. So

00:41:28.469 --> 00:41:33.000
how much in total? What was it? Five plus three.

00:41:33.679 --> 00:41:37.340
Yeah, and then four fire damage. See if it works.

00:41:41.300 --> 00:41:44.179
Sixteen? Yeah, sure. Oh, no. I think so. I wasn't

00:41:44.179 --> 00:41:46.960
keeping up. So I have... Five plus three. Six,

00:41:47.019 --> 00:41:49.280
seven, eight. Nine, ten, eleven, twelve. Oh,

00:41:49.280 --> 00:41:54.239
twelve. Twelve. Yeah, twelve. Twelve total damage.

00:41:54.699 --> 00:41:57.739
Plus five. You got punched, Dean. Fire jabbed

00:41:57.739 --> 00:42:02.980
him. Okay, so that was his turn. Next up is...

00:42:02.980 --> 00:42:08.179
Kelly's counter... Miss Muffin's counterpart.

00:42:09.280 --> 00:42:16.099
Miss Muffin. So, her attacks... Let me see here.

00:42:20.079 --> 00:42:25.340
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, baby. No. Oh, her passive

00:42:25.340 --> 00:42:28.730
perception. Okay, so yeah, Kelly your status

00:42:28.730 --> 00:42:31.610
miss muffin kind of are invisible like you think

00:42:31.610 --> 00:42:33.650
around and you feel a hand on your shoulder Kind

00:42:33.650 --> 00:42:36.130
of spin you around and it's all you're all counterpart.

00:42:36.369 --> 00:42:39.489
Look at you in the fucking invisible face so

00:42:39.489 --> 00:42:45.610
Okay, that is a short sword attack it's actually

00:42:45.610 --> 00:42:50.409
not dagger Yeah, it's a big dagger ten plus seven

00:42:50.409 --> 00:42:56.829
That's a 17 that's a hit yeah, okay, so One is

00:42:56.829 --> 00:43:02.030
six plus four. One plus four damage. You got

00:43:02.030 --> 00:43:07.230
lucky with that one. Okay, and also make me a

00:43:07.230 --> 00:43:09.730
DC Constitution saving throw. Or, make me a Constitution

00:43:09.730 --> 00:43:16.630
saving throw. DC 13. Five plus three? Five. Ooh,

00:43:16.809 --> 00:43:20.909
big fail. Okay, so. As this blade kind of comes

00:43:20.909 --> 00:43:23.260
down. Gets you a slice. She kind of turns around

00:43:23.260 --> 00:43:24.880
and does that, like, folds her arms and just

00:43:24.880 --> 00:43:27.420
looks away from you as you feel this poison that

00:43:27.420 --> 00:43:30.199
was on her blade start to seep into you and do

00:43:30.199 --> 00:43:33.900
some extra fucking damage. Okay. That is four

00:43:33.900 --> 00:43:37.719
and five poison damage dealt to you as well.

00:43:38.320 --> 00:43:43.039
Good thing your cat's not here to see this. Okay.

00:43:44.960 --> 00:43:49.400
That is her turn. She when she turns around across

00:43:49.400 --> 00:43:51.400
his arm she goes uh she looks at her shoulder

00:43:51.400 --> 00:43:54.119
and she goes remember it's aren't Rick that Stabbed

00:43:54.119 --> 00:43:55.920
you and gave you the poison and just kind of

00:43:55.920 --> 00:43:59.119
still faces away. I'm Rick. I'm Rick. I'm Rick

00:43:59.119 --> 00:44:09.800
Ernie Ernie Ernie Ernie Ernie Okay, so next up

00:44:09.800 --> 00:44:14.280
is geez who is this one Oh flea sticks counterpart

00:44:16.199 --> 00:44:21.820
He look at his attacks here trash his name he

00:44:21.820 --> 00:44:27.639
turns he goes ah it's growl minster and Let's

00:44:27.639 --> 00:44:35.579
see century century light He's going to target

00:44:35.579 --> 00:44:39.300
flea stick of course and he's going to use a

00:44:39.300 --> 00:44:43.559
censoring light That is horrible two plus six

00:44:44.719 --> 00:44:46.880
Freeze makes two censoring lights attacks. Okay,

00:44:46.960 --> 00:44:50.940
so he does it twice 17 plus six, you know that

00:44:50.940 --> 00:44:56.320
one that one will hit See that is a 1d 1d 10

00:44:56.320 --> 00:45:02.119
of radiant payment for Radiant damage yellow

00:45:02.119 --> 00:45:14.019
I'm down again But you're down yeah Hell yeah!

00:45:14.880 --> 00:45:23.860
That's what I want. I mean, next up is... Felicity.

00:45:24.940 --> 00:45:32.099
That means make me a death saving throw. You

00:45:32.099 --> 00:45:41.139
failed it. So that is one fail. Next up is...

00:45:44.400 --> 00:45:48.539
Duke's counterpart, Tratoran. This motherfucker's

00:45:48.539 --> 00:45:54.139
ready to throw hands. He kind of points out at

00:45:54.139 --> 00:45:55.900
Duke, and he goes, You think you're a big man?

00:45:56.059 --> 00:45:58.380
He goes, I'm a big man. And takes off sprinting

00:45:58.380 --> 00:46:02.260
at you. He is going to use his multi -attacks,

00:46:02.260 --> 00:46:05.099
and I made it known that he was not using his

00:46:05.099 --> 00:46:07.000
shield, so that's a great axe. Multi -attack?

00:46:07.539 --> 00:46:25.340
Yes. 13 plus 6. 13 plus 6? Yeah. Yeah, I couldn't

00:46:25.340 --> 00:46:27.059
remember if it was 17 or not. Okay, so the first

00:46:27.059 --> 00:46:30.519
one we'll hit. Let's see what that is. Okay,

00:46:34.800 --> 00:46:42.840
that is 6. Plus three damage from his great axe

00:46:42.840 --> 00:46:49.039
And then he makes oh he does not unless it's

00:46:49.039 --> 00:46:51.280
raging okay, so yeah, it's always got right now

00:46:51.280 --> 00:46:55.440
Well, I guess you know what? He's going to enter

00:46:55.440 --> 00:46:59.820
a fucking rage. Oh my god Yeah, he's gonna go

00:46:59.820 --> 00:47:02.619
into a rage Barbarian enters the last rage for

00:47:02.619 --> 00:47:04.719
one minute and he has to attack. Okay. So yeah,

00:47:04.780 --> 00:47:06.619
he's raging with his bonus action. Does he have

00:47:06.619 --> 00:47:09.659
the sword? Huh? Does he have the sword? No. He's

00:47:09.659 --> 00:47:10.900
got his own weapons. He's got a raging bonus.

00:47:11.239 --> 00:47:13.820
He has none of my equipment. A raging bonus!

00:47:14.320 --> 00:47:18.880
He has a raging bonus going on. Archie! Okay,

00:47:19.039 --> 00:47:23.059
next up is... I think we're back at the top of

00:47:23.059 --> 00:47:26.340
the round. So Duke, you got big boy Tratoran

00:47:26.340 --> 00:47:29.840
right in your face. Slice that motherfucking

00:47:29.840 --> 00:47:56.570
neck. Yes, I'm a reckless attack my kind of reckless

00:47:56.570 --> 00:48:03.789
attack dark rates one he's got it too, so 13

00:48:03.789 --> 00:48:13.550
plus 8 so 21 21 and 15 plus 8 Was that wait,

00:48:13.590 --> 00:48:16.730
what was that for just advantage, right? Yeah,

00:48:16.829 --> 00:48:18.909
I thought you're attacking point has advantage

00:48:18.909 --> 00:48:22.130
against me next next time. So yeah, you definitely

00:48:22.130 --> 00:48:39.829
hit Six fifteen damage fifteen damage to him.

00:48:40.190 --> 00:48:51.289
Yes, okay see you That is enough to you so you

00:48:51.289 --> 00:48:56.590
get back what we want Was it at one before one

00:48:56.590 --> 00:48:58.469
before yeah, I think it was d4 of health back

00:48:58.469 --> 00:49:01.429
so go for it cuz you hit just take your first

00:49:01.429 --> 00:49:09.480
river the d4 with a One health back. I hate that

00:49:09.480 --> 00:49:15.059
guy. And my bonus action. I'm going to drink

00:49:15.059 --> 00:49:17.420
a potion of healing. Smart. I thought you were

00:49:17.420 --> 00:49:20.119
going to rage. I was like, oh, yes. Bring the

00:49:20.119 --> 00:49:27.019
health back. Okay. That would be your turn. So

00:49:27.019 --> 00:49:32.820
next up is Miss Muffin. Your turn. Okay. You

00:49:32.820 --> 00:49:37.519
are fighting your counterpart. Saw you. Broke

00:49:37.519 --> 00:49:40.980
your cloak. Yeah, and infected me with something.

00:49:41.179 --> 00:49:50.320
Poison. So... Okay, so how close am I to her?

00:49:50.500 --> 00:49:52.519
You're right up against the base. She didn't,

00:49:52.519 --> 00:49:54.280
she didn't, she's still right there. Yeah, she

00:49:54.280 --> 00:49:55.659
turned around and was just kind of like, fuck

00:49:55.659 --> 00:49:58.159
you, bitch. Letting the poison do its work. So,

00:49:58.159 --> 00:50:02.199
I'm going to try and dagger her up. Okay, roll

00:50:02.199 --> 00:50:05.130
the disadvantage. Because that's all I can do.

00:50:05.590 --> 00:50:09.269
Because you are poisoned. Oh, wow. 3 plus 7.

00:50:09.889 --> 00:50:16.349
That will not hit, I'm assuming. Yeah, that one.

00:50:16.570 --> 00:50:22.650
3 plus 7? That will not hit. Anything else? I

00:50:22.650 --> 00:50:25.349
can offhand dagger her with my other one. You

00:50:25.349 --> 00:50:27.289
can disengage and run if you want. Because you

00:50:27.289 --> 00:50:29.130
got your full movement speed now. It's your new

00:50:29.130 --> 00:50:33.289
turn. I would listen to that advice and disengage

00:50:33.289 --> 00:50:35.929
and run away from her. So disengage and do full

00:50:35.929 --> 00:50:38.650
30 feet? What are you doing? Just hauling ass?

00:50:38.849 --> 00:50:41.349
Yeah, hauling ass away from her. Just running.

00:50:42.329 --> 00:50:46.409
I'm poisoned. She's gonna kill me. Alright, so

00:50:46.409 --> 00:50:48.889
you do that and you move your ass away from her.

00:50:49.389 --> 00:50:55.289
So, next up is Archie. He's in your face too

00:50:55.289 --> 00:50:56.869
because he ran over there and fire jabbed you.

00:50:57.050 --> 00:51:05.989
I'm gonna pop a... I'm gonna pop a potion of

00:51:05.989 --> 00:51:08.929
greater healing. Okay. Is that a 4d4 plus 4?

00:51:09.050 --> 00:51:24.130
Yeah. Okay. 3. 3. 1, so 4. 6. 7. Ow. 7 plus 4?

00:51:24.230 --> 00:51:27.360
7 plus 4? Alright. Good shit. You still got your

00:51:27.360 --> 00:51:29.960
action. 11 and then plus 4 on top of that. Because

00:51:29.960 --> 00:51:34.119
this is 44 plus 4. Okay. So, 15. Word. Awesome.

00:51:35.000 --> 00:51:39.579
And, hold on, let me remove this. And his magnate,

00:51:39.619 --> 00:51:45.760
you know. Nice. And then I'm going to bonus action,

00:51:45.860 --> 00:51:48.639
punch him in the face. Main action. Main action,

00:51:48.699 --> 00:51:50.539
punch him in the face. Oh, really? Yeah. Bonus

00:51:50.539 --> 00:51:53.429
action for your potion. Okay, bet. So yeah, it's

00:51:53.429 --> 00:51:55.190
just normal. Are you going to hit him? I'm going

00:51:55.190 --> 00:52:04.269
to mace him. 14 plus 8. 14 plus 8. That will

00:52:04.269 --> 00:52:07.949
hit. His AC is not incredible. It's unarmored.

00:52:10.289 --> 00:52:19.929
Aw. 8 damage. 8 damage. Get maced, bitch. Okay.

00:52:22.760 --> 00:52:28.960
All right next up please is no Archie's counterpart

00:52:28.960 --> 00:52:36.039
your bonus for bonus so Yeah, good thing because

00:52:36.039 --> 00:52:43.780
he's going to give you a boxy again Yeah, same

00:52:43.780 --> 00:52:47.019
thing multitask so I'm strike that is a diagonal

00:52:47.019 --> 00:52:51.059
roll as a net one buddy So I'm going to say with

00:52:51.059 --> 00:52:53.639
that, he's not going to make his second attack.

00:52:53.880 --> 00:52:56.800
So he just goes to throw, blows a shoulder out.

00:52:56.940 --> 00:52:59.519
He's like, ooh, got to pop that back in. Yeah,

00:52:59.539 --> 00:53:01.380
who's the young one? I didn't take all his youth.

00:53:01.579 --> 00:53:03.880
And he has to pop his shoulder back in and loses

00:53:03.880 --> 00:53:12.039
his second attack. So then next up is... Erniek.

00:53:13.460 --> 00:53:16.039
Erniek. I don't remember how to say it. You work

00:53:16.039 --> 00:53:23.079
out a part of this, Muffin. Einrich. Okay, so

00:53:23.079 --> 00:53:29.219
Her attack on you is going to be you ran away

00:53:29.219 --> 00:53:31.679
so she's going to make two hand crossbow attacks

00:53:31.679 --> 00:53:35.260
that you should run away from her That's a 17

00:53:35.260 --> 00:53:40.199
Plus 7 to hit the first one and the second one

00:53:40.199 --> 00:53:44.780
will not hit so First one is gonna do 1d 6 plus

00:53:44.780 --> 00:53:47.820
4 Well, what if I sense that she's doing it and

00:53:47.820 --> 00:53:50.179
maybe I dodge it while I'm running? Yeah, you'll

00:53:50.179 --> 00:53:52.300
sense it when it's dead. If you had evasion or

00:53:52.300 --> 00:53:53.860
something, you could, yeah, but you don't. So

00:53:53.860 --> 00:53:57.659
that's two plus four piercing damage is the hand

00:53:57.659 --> 00:54:00.940
crossbow. One of them comes flinging and hits

00:54:00.940 --> 00:54:02.099
you in the shoulder and the other one misses

00:54:02.099 --> 00:54:04.800
over your head. It's always my shoulder! How

00:54:04.800 --> 00:54:10.820
much damage? Two plus four. Six. Six damage.

00:54:12.079 --> 00:54:16.280
Wow, I need to heal. Damage. Damage. Okay. How

00:54:16.280 --> 00:54:18.719
proper. I'm going to keep the bug into my shoulder.

00:54:18.719 --> 00:54:22.099
Next up is Grauman. Grauman. Sleigh sticks, sock

00:54:22.099 --> 00:54:24.579
jellies. Still kind of standing farther back

00:54:24.579 --> 00:54:28.239
and using its spells. So let's see here. Okay,

00:54:28.320 --> 00:54:34.199
so Grauman, seeing his counterpart fall, you

00:54:34.199 --> 00:54:37.710
know, what he wanted to happen. He kind of looks

00:54:37.710 --> 00:54:40.769
around. He goes, who do I attack next? He goes,

00:54:40.789 --> 00:54:42.590
that one looks awfully strong. And points at

00:54:42.590 --> 00:54:47.389
you, Duke. And he's going to use the spell Banishment.

00:54:49.210 --> 00:54:54.449
So. On your Gooch Pouch. You need to make a Charisma

00:54:54.449 --> 00:54:56.469
saving throw. You need to make a Charisma saving

00:54:56.469 --> 00:55:01.650
throw. Charisma? Yes. It's a weird one. Charisma?

00:55:01.989 --> 00:55:06.170
Yes. It's a weird one. 13. You fail my friend

00:55:06.170 --> 00:55:11.050
So he kind of points at you and he goes banish

00:55:11.050 --> 00:55:14.489
and you so just disappear kind of existence for

00:55:14.489 --> 00:55:50.889
a good moment For the time being You just go

00:55:50.889 --> 00:55:54.030
to a harmless it says a harmless cabin in the

00:55:54.030 --> 00:55:56.570
woods you're just incapacitated into a harmless

00:55:56.570 --> 00:56:03.690
dimmy plane where you just You the target remains

00:56:03.690 --> 00:56:05.630
there until the spell ends at which point the

00:56:05.630 --> 00:56:07.730
target reappears in the space it left or the

00:56:07.730 --> 00:56:10.780
nearest unoccupied space in my frozen Yeah, you're

00:56:10.780 --> 00:56:12.400
just, yeah, you're, I mean, you're just, you're

00:56:12.400 --> 00:56:13.800
there. You're just banished to another plane

00:56:13.800 --> 00:56:15.920
of disexistence. Can I use rage while I'm there?

00:56:16.039 --> 00:56:18.400
I mean, sure. You could, I guess. How long was

00:56:18.400 --> 00:56:20.500
it while I was stuck there? One minute, or until

00:56:20.500 --> 00:56:22.579
this concentration fails. So someone has to hit

00:56:22.579 --> 00:56:25.800
him and make him fail concentration. I'll wait

00:56:25.800 --> 00:56:29.320
then. Okay, so that was his turn. He's going

00:56:29.320 --> 00:56:31.000
to use that, and that's it. He can only use that

00:56:31.000 --> 00:56:34.880
once a day, so that's it to banish. Next up would

00:56:34.880 --> 00:56:36.440
be flea sticks. I need to make another death

00:56:36.440 --> 00:56:38.019
saving throw. That was a coward's way to fight

00:56:38.019 --> 00:56:45.409
me. Hey good shit success. All right now it is

00:56:45.409 --> 00:56:48.670
Triton's turn Duke's counterpart He's like standing

00:56:48.670 --> 00:56:50.730
there jacked out like raging ready to fight and

00:56:50.730 --> 00:56:53.190
Duke just goes just disappears from existence.

00:56:53.309 --> 00:56:57.789
He's a Go where'd you go? I turned around and

00:56:57.789 --> 00:56:59.489
starts like looking around for a second and I

00:56:59.489 --> 00:57:04.489
guess is gonna go attack Archie Because you guys

00:57:04.489 --> 00:57:06.409
have to currently it's only you and his puppet

00:57:07.880 --> 00:57:12.900
Yeah, um that is hey fucking 19 plus see you

00:57:12.900 --> 00:57:19.639
toward so yeah Well, it might be too late so

00:57:19.639 --> 00:57:24.300
19 plus so it comes in real fast. It's a big

00:57:24.300 --> 00:57:29.619
sword sword I Grab the guys where it's not sweet.

00:57:29.800 --> 00:57:34.699
It's at a seven damage plus three with his great

00:57:34.699 --> 00:57:38.079
axe Oh, he's raging, so he gets to attack again.

00:57:38.920 --> 00:57:44.019
Okay. That's a nat 20. Oh my god. You're trying

00:57:44.019 --> 00:57:48.579
to kill us. He is. Now he just hit you with a

00:57:48.579 --> 00:57:51.760
crit again. Awesome. He's doing double damage

00:57:51.760 --> 00:57:55.159
this time. That's a 3 and 2. I'll kill myself.

00:57:55.579 --> 00:58:00.559
Plus 3. So 3 and 2 plus double damage. Wow, back

00:58:00.559 --> 00:58:02.380
down to where I was before I took that. Good

00:58:02.380 --> 00:58:04.019
thing you took that potion of healing, because

00:58:04.019 --> 00:58:06.980
that would have... Fuck you up, buddy. Looks

00:58:06.980 --> 00:58:09.159
like I'm taking another one. Apparently he took

00:58:09.159 --> 00:58:12.199
his anger of me disappearing out on you. He was

00:58:12.199 --> 00:58:15.559
like, I'm stronger if you butt -chug it. That

00:58:15.559 --> 00:58:19.980
was the end of the round, so we're back up to

00:58:19.980 --> 00:58:23.659
Duke, but you are suspended and lost. A demiplane.

00:58:24.300 --> 00:58:26.780
It's me. It's Miss Muffin's turn. And Miss Muffin's

00:58:26.780 --> 00:58:29.079
like, oh, I'm so scared. I don't know what to

00:58:29.079 --> 00:58:31.019
do. You did disengage and run. So you're currently

00:58:31.019 --> 00:58:34.420
not in any combat. So you have the full free

00:58:34.420 --> 00:58:36.800
reign. What's your best attack? Miss Muffin pulls

00:58:36.800 --> 00:58:41.139
the freaking arrow out of her shoulder. Straight

00:58:41.139 --> 00:58:44.730
through. Straight through. Okay. All right. And

00:58:44.730 --> 00:58:48.130
now she just fucking sees if she can just hand

00:58:48.130 --> 00:58:51.829
throw it as hard as she can. Like a dart, right

00:58:51.829 --> 00:58:53.150
at it. Are you throwing it at the one that's

00:58:53.150 --> 00:58:55.090
concentrating the spell on Duke, or are you throwing

00:58:55.090 --> 00:58:56.829
it at yours, or are you throwing it at... The

00:58:56.829 --> 00:58:58.869
one that's concentrating the spell on Duke, actually,

00:58:58.929 --> 00:59:04.889
yeah. Okay, so give me a dexterity roll, because

00:59:04.889 --> 00:59:06.989
I think that's how we'd do this if you were just

00:59:06.989 --> 00:59:10.289
throwing ranged weapons. Strength, because you're

00:59:10.289 --> 00:59:12.610
finessing it. With advantage? Be like a dagger.

00:59:12.710 --> 00:59:17.929
No. Not with advantage. Did you miss? What'd

00:59:17.929 --> 00:59:21.489
you get? Two plus four. No, you missed. You just

00:59:21.489 --> 00:59:25.110
threw an arrow at somebody. A bloody arrow. Did

00:59:25.110 --> 00:59:28.030
it at least break his concentration? No, it didn't

00:59:28.030 --> 00:59:31.070
hit him. But did he look at it and get scared?

00:59:31.289 --> 00:59:34.690
I have bonus action. I have bonus action. Okay,

00:59:34.710 --> 00:59:38.150
what do you want to do? Okay, so... Pick it back

00:59:38.150 --> 00:59:41.269
up and she said I pulled rib out of my chin offhand

00:59:41.269 --> 00:59:42.889
attack him or if you want to throw something

00:59:42.889 --> 00:59:45.630
else You can do something else. I was gonna say

00:59:45.630 --> 00:59:47.449
I'm gonna look and see if I have something else

00:59:47.449 --> 01:00:02.909
I can she said I bite off my finger Oh Man I

01:00:02.909 --> 01:00:08.889
also need to heal his necro balls You're still

01:00:08.889 --> 01:00:11.829
down, aren't you? Someone needs to heal him.

01:00:11.889 --> 01:00:14.590
He's unconscious. He has, like, what, two turns

01:00:14.590 --> 01:00:17.389
left before it's over? Or one more? I was gonna

01:00:17.389 --> 01:00:20.150
get you up, but I am... He's failed one and saved

01:00:20.150 --> 01:00:22.489
one. Me and my nine healing potions are in the

01:00:22.489 --> 01:00:25.730
banishment realm right now. I don't know what

01:00:25.730 --> 01:00:28.449
to do now. There's too many options. I mean,

01:00:28.449 --> 01:00:30.969
there is, but it's just a point of which seems

01:00:30.969 --> 01:00:33.510
like your best option. Possibly saving Duke,

01:00:33.630 --> 01:00:37.769
bringing him back. You want to revive? What's

01:00:37.769 --> 01:00:40.329
his face with a potion? What's his face? Flea

01:00:40.329 --> 01:00:43.429
Stick. I say bring him back. Can Flea Stick revive

01:00:43.429 --> 01:00:46.070
himself with the potion? He's unconscious. He's

01:00:46.070 --> 01:00:48.250
down. Okay, so I'm going to bring Flea Stick

01:00:48.250 --> 01:00:49.949
back then because he's going to be the first

01:00:49.949 --> 01:00:52.269
to die. You can come back when your turn's up.

01:00:52.449 --> 01:00:55.590
I'm safe for ten turns. I'm just sitting there

01:00:55.590 --> 01:00:57.730
waiting like a Terminator for the right data

01:00:57.730 --> 01:01:01.010
spawn. Can I give him a potion of greater healing

01:01:01.010 --> 01:01:02.670
because I still have four of those. What is that?

01:01:03.329 --> 01:01:07.550
4d4. I'll let you do that. I really don't know

01:01:07.550 --> 01:01:10.090
how the rules work, but I'd say that works because

01:01:10.090 --> 01:01:11.309
that's the only thing I can think of that makes

01:01:11.309 --> 01:01:18.170
sense to bring somebody back. So is that all

01:01:18.170 --> 01:01:25.769
my actions? Yes. Shite. Four, so nine. Ten, so

01:01:25.769 --> 01:01:28.929
ten. Fourteen. Fourteen? Yeah. Yay, you're not

01:01:28.929 --> 01:01:31.269
dead no more. What's your health? I'm at zero.

01:01:31.429 --> 01:01:33.449
Zero, so yeah. Oh, good. I didn't know how to

01:01:33.449 --> 01:01:36.289
put you up. Yeah, you would have died. No, thank

01:01:36.289 --> 01:01:37.750
you. When it gets real rough, you don't have

01:01:37.750 --> 01:01:40.409
healing supplies. You just give up a one. Yep,

01:01:40.409 --> 01:01:42.590
I give up a one of them. All right, that means

01:01:42.590 --> 01:01:45.150
it's yours, Archie. Healing again. Yeah, I'm

01:01:45.150 --> 01:01:51.550
done. Healing. Two. Four. Six. Eight. Who do

01:01:51.550 --> 01:01:58.670
we appreciate? Your mama. So, eight. Twelve.

01:02:00.130 --> 01:02:02.050
And, yeah, twelve. Twelve plus four. Plus four,

01:02:02.210 --> 01:02:05.219
so sixteen. Another good heal. Damn! Wanna keep

01:02:05.219 --> 01:02:08.280
you alive one more turn? Tomorrow's his birthday.

01:02:09.219 --> 01:02:13.579
Okay. Love Nat taking it easy. You still got

01:02:13.579 --> 01:02:18.380
your action, yeah. Is it finally my turn? No.

01:02:18.519 --> 01:02:22.880
Okay. All right, now I'm going to mace that big

01:02:22.880 --> 01:02:25.480
motherfucker that came up on me. His counterpart.

01:02:25.800 --> 01:02:28.639
Yeah, go for it. Mace him. Break down concentration.

01:02:29.940 --> 01:02:34.909
17. Oh, yeah. Yay! He did get this. He got this.

01:02:34.949 --> 01:02:41.650
Yeah, plus stuff. Alright, 6 plus 6, 12 damage.

01:02:41.849 --> 01:02:48.170
12 damage to the fat head. Hey, that's my head.

01:02:48.469 --> 01:02:54.190
Crack him up a little bit. What was it? Um, 12.

01:02:54.409 --> 01:02:56.829
12 damage? Yeah. I was gonna say, he said he'll

01:02:56.829 --> 01:02:59.789
crack him up a little bit. What'd you think?

01:03:00.969 --> 01:03:05.039
Alright. Good deal. Good deal. Next up would

01:03:05.039 --> 01:03:08.699
be... It's your counterpart, Urbana, so he's

01:03:08.699 --> 01:03:13.280
going to... You're being jumped by both of them,

01:03:13.320 --> 01:03:18.400
so he's going to attack you. Bring it. 12 plus

01:03:18.400 --> 01:03:27.219
5. And say yeah, that'll hit. 4 plus 3 damage.

01:03:27.420 --> 01:03:31.190
Jesus. And then his second strike. It's just

01:03:31.190 --> 01:03:37.489
a normal unarm. 20. Nat, I got the ongsy. Again.

01:03:37.710 --> 01:03:41.170
That's another nat 20 with this guy. Okay, so

01:03:41.170 --> 01:03:46.369
that's double damage with this. Not good. DC's

01:03:46.369 --> 01:03:55.190
not good. 4. And max 8 and 4 plus 3. 15 damage.

01:03:55.429 --> 01:03:58.289
Oh, in all? Yeah, with the double damage, yeah.

01:03:58.349 --> 01:04:01.500
15 in all. Even the seven that you already did

01:04:01.500 --> 01:04:03.900
to me? Oh, no. Oh, 15 added. So seven and 15.

01:04:04.000 --> 01:04:06.980
Yeah, that's the second attack was crit. Okay,

01:04:07.039 --> 01:04:10.860
I'm dead. Unconscious. This is what we needed.

01:04:11.739 --> 01:04:14.000
This fucking sucks. Shouldn't have swung on it.

01:04:14.019 --> 01:04:16.619
It should have ran. It ran away. It's a monster.

01:04:16.760 --> 01:04:18.659
Now you see what our enemy's been through when

01:04:18.659 --> 01:04:21.519
they fight me. That was my dude that killed me.

01:04:21.699 --> 01:04:24.260
Oh, was it? Yeah. Oh, gosh. We're all devils.

01:04:24.599 --> 01:04:28.420
Okay, so that means... They all have multi -attack,

01:04:28.519 --> 01:04:39.519
which is bullshit. Okay, so this thing she is

01:04:39.519 --> 01:04:44.280
going to hide and wait So at this point there's

01:04:44.280 --> 01:04:51.639
not much I can else to do Ten oh my god, so 20

01:04:51.639 --> 01:04:53.500
yeah, so I'm not they're all really I see her

01:04:53.500 --> 01:04:56.159
She kind of gets into the white boy just lays

01:04:56.159 --> 01:05:01.340
down lays down flat but let's see what she's

01:05:01.340 --> 01:05:06.059
hiding that means next up is growling all right

01:05:06.059 --> 01:05:12.900
so this guy is gonna do let's see here bless

01:05:12.900 --> 01:05:15.940
that sounds like a good thing that they can do

01:05:15.940 --> 01:05:21.800
bless you when you sneeze and i believe sometimes

01:05:21.800 --> 01:05:24.400
three creatures of you within your range so that'll

01:05:24.400 --> 01:05:29.329
be all three of them will get bliss Which adds

01:05:29.329 --> 01:05:33.750
a d4 to the number they attack. Okay, cool. Cool.

01:05:35.030 --> 01:05:41.849
Cool. Alright, so that's that. Next up would

01:05:41.849 --> 01:05:44.510
be flea sticks. Make a death saving throw. Oh

01:05:44.510 --> 01:05:47.030
yeah, your heal. Dead is your turn then. Sorry.

01:05:47.449 --> 01:05:50.710
Forgot. You're not dead. I'm gonna do Guiding

01:05:50.710 --> 01:05:54.610
Bolt on Growl. Growlman? On Growl? Growlman?

01:05:54.650 --> 01:05:59.659
Growl? Alright. Smoking. Guiding Bolt. 17 plus...

01:05:59.659 --> 01:06:04.599
17! Oh yeah, that'll hit. 6. Definitely. The

01:06:04.599 --> 01:06:08.239
AC's not high for this one. Alright, so that

01:06:08.239 --> 01:06:16.139
is... Actually. Actually. No actuallys. Presume?

01:06:16.280 --> 01:06:29.820
What? No. 2. 3. 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11. 11 damage.

01:06:30.199 --> 01:06:35.179
Is it plus anything? It's radiant damage. Yeah,

01:06:35.199 --> 01:06:39.739
probably not. So what is it, 11 damage? So 11

01:06:39.739 --> 01:06:42.099
to him. That's the first damage you guys have

01:06:42.099 --> 01:06:44.300
done. And the next roll made against the target

01:06:44.300 --> 01:06:45.820
before the end of your next turn has advantage.

01:06:46.239 --> 01:06:50.440
Yes. So that means he has to make a save under

01:06:50.440 --> 01:06:55.139
11 because it's either under 10 or is it half

01:06:55.139 --> 01:06:58.710
the damage or something? He fails. You got a

01:06:58.710 --> 01:07:01.710
two. As he's concentrating, he goes, and you

01:07:01.710 --> 01:07:04.889
just see Duke pop back up into existence. Nice.

01:07:05.050 --> 01:07:11.250
Into the area. So, good job. Now you've got Flea

01:07:11.250 --> 01:07:12.969
Stick back, you've got Duke back, but we've lost

01:07:12.969 --> 01:07:17.150
our team. I'm going to take a potion of healing.

01:07:17.650 --> 01:07:22.230
Okay, go for it. Heal. Heal. Alright, so that'll

01:07:22.230 --> 01:07:24.530
be your turn then. So then we'll go to the next,

01:07:24.630 --> 01:07:32.400
which is... Tretoran. So the raging Tretoran

01:07:32.400 --> 01:07:35.840
kind of sees his counterpart go pop back up.

01:07:36.000 --> 01:07:39.219
He goes, you! Yeah! And then he goes to turn

01:07:39.219 --> 01:07:40.679
around and runs towards you because he's in a

01:07:40.679 --> 01:07:45.000
blind rage, which actually, I already said it.

01:07:47.260 --> 01:07:51.059
So make an attack of opportunity, Archie. I'm

01:07:51.059 --> 01:07:54.219
down. I'm unconscious. Oh, haha, never mind.

01:07:54.280 --> 01:07:56.619
Because you were fighting him, so. I guess he's

01:07:56.619 --> 01:07:57.860
not going to get an opportunity to attack, he's

01:07:57.860 --> 01:07:59.539
just going to run at you in a mindless rage and

01:07:59.539 --> 01:08:07.320
try to attack you. With his axe. I tried. That

01:08:07.320 --> 01:08:20.960
is a 15 plus 6. That will hit. That is 6 plus

01:08:20.960 --> 01:08:27.689
3 damage to you with the greataxe. Oh, he's going

01:08:27.689 --> 01:08:30.069
to multi -attack because he's raging. I forgot.

01:08:30.310 --> 01:08:40.350
That's a 12 plus 6. That is 11. 11 plus 3 with

01:08:40.350 --> 01:08:48.109
that one. Big boy strike. Then that takes us

01:08:48.109 --> 01:08:50.449
back to the top of the round, though. So it's

01:08:50.449 --> 01:08:52.289
you, Duke. Top of the morning to you. Top of

01:08:52.289 --> 01:09:03.470
the morning. Yep, I might do another Reckless

01:09:03.470 --> 01:09:06.010
Attack and Donkey Punch all full with the Dark

01:09:06.010 --> 01:09:08.449
Greatsword again. Alright. That's a must. Give

01:09:08.449 --> 01:09:11.989
it to him. Donkey Punch. That's a 19 plus 8.

01:09:12.270 --> 01:09:17.770
Oh yeah. We'll just do the 19. Alright, let's

01:09:17.770 --> 01:09:27.460
see here. 46 plus 6, 6, 5, 7, 8, 9, 10, 15. 19

01:09:27.460 --> 01:09:32.079
plus 6? Yes. So 24 damage to him? Yes. That's

01:09:32.079 --> 01:09:37.000
a lot of damage. D4 health bar? Yeah. 24? You

01:09:37.000 --> 01:09:47.500
did 24? Yes. So yeah, you cleave and hack and

01:09:47.500 --> 01:09:57.739
whack and... Jerk this guy Like this little the

01:09:57.739 --> 01:10:00.359
visage of him is starting to like fade and slice

01:10:00.359 --> 01:10:02.640
through and he's getting less and less Transparency

01:10:02.640 --> 01:10:06.520
his opacity is so his capacity is lessening Was

01:10:06.520 --> 01:10:09.359
that all your turns? We're all gonna use a bonus

01:10:09.359 --> 01:10:13.680
action to you real quick In the next round, I'll

01:10:13.680 --> 01:10:21.300
try and get you up with potion Okay, so that

01:10:21.300 --> 01:10:25.260
would be Ms. Muffin next. Ms. Muffin is going

01:10:25.260 --> 01:10:29.100
to give Archie healing potion. Okay. Word? Of

01:10:29.100 --> 01:10:34.399
greater. Of greater. Of greater. Thank you. You're

01:10:34.399 --> 01:10:40.699
welcome, old ass. Old ass. Wow. Okay, you still

01:10:40.699 --> 01:10:42.960
have your main action, Kelly. Ms. Muffin, Kelly.

01:10:43.600 --> 01:10:51.199
Playing Ms. Muffin. Three. Where is my counterpart?

01:10:53.260 --> 01:10:55.859
Remind me where her belt is. Give me a perception

01:10:55.859 --> 01:10:58.739
check and maybe you'll find out. One of the best

01:10:58.739 --> 01:11:00.359
perception checks you've ever rolled because

01:11:00.359 --> 01:11:04.479
she rolled extremely high on her stealth. She's

01:11:04.479 --> 01:11:07.100
laying flat on the ground, invisible. With advantage?

01:11:07.439 --> 01:11:23.869
No. Nine? No. That was your perception check

01:11:23.869 --> 01:11:25.329
so yeah, you did not see her. So what do you

01:11:25.329 --> 01:11:30.750
do? Go invisible. Yeah. Okay. Give me a stealth

01:11:30.750 --> 01:11:41.720
check. maybe they'll bump into each other okay

01:11:41.720 --> 01:11:45.199
so you go to go invisible and with a nat 20 since

01:11:45.199 --> 01:11:46.560
there's nothing special i can really do for you

01:11:46.560 --> 01:11:48.939
going invisible yeah you go to nat 20 invisible

01:11:48.939 --> 01:11:50.880
and you go to lay down on the ground and you

01:11:50.880 --> 01:11:52.300
literally just feel like a bump and you're just

01:11:52.300 --> 01:11:54.520
like on like a little speed bump on the ground

01:11:54.520 --> 01:11:56.460
and you just go get off me and she like pushes

01:11:56.460 --> 01:11:58.560
you up and you kind of rolled off for her invisible

01:11:58.560 --> 01:12:01.819
so you did see her uh hiding on the ground you

01:12:01.819 --> 01:12:05.060
found her um okay does that mean she can still

01:12:05.060 --> 01:12:08.220
attack Who? Miss Muffin? No, she used her action

01:12:08.220 --> 01:12:12.060
to go invisible. She knows I laid on top of her,

01:12:12.180 --> 01:12:14.340
but she doesn't know where I went. You just put

01:12:14.340 --> 01:12:17.380
her in a chokehold. You don't know where she

01:12:17.380 --> 01:12:20.180
went either. Shut up. Shut up, Duke Grizzle.

01:12:20.399 --> 01:12:26.079
Okay, so... Next up is Archie. Okay, slightly

01:12:26.079 --> 01:12:29.239
younger Archie. Time to get fucked up. Slightly

01:12:29.239 --> 01:12:32.600
younger Archie. Time to get mazed, bitch. He

01:12:32.600 --> 01:12:37.979
looks a lot more younger. 16. 16 for slightly

01:12:37.979 --> 01:12:46.100
younger Archie? Yes. Just barely, but yes. Oh,

01:12:46.239 --> 01:12:49.380
12 damage to that motherfucker. Good hit. And

01:12:49.380 --> 01:12:54.939
then as my bonus action, I probably should take

01:12:54.939 --> 01:12:58.340
another Potion of Healing because he's probably

01:12:58.340 --> 01:12:59.979
going to kill me again. Good thing I haven't

01:12:59.979 --> 01:13:02.880
stopped when you guys left. Did you say 12 damage?

01:13:03.180 --> 01:13:07.850
Yeah. 27. Oh, I shouldn't say that out loud.

01:13:09.609 --> 01:13:18.350
27 what? 27 is how much health he has left. Okay,

01:13:18.430 --> 01:13:22.529
unarmed attacks, how are you doing? No, I'm doing...

01:13:22.529 --> 01:13:25.029
Oh, healing potion. Okay, so then we'll just

01:13:25.029 --> 01:13:41.840
go on to... 11... Please stay. So next up is

01:13:41.840 --> 01:13:46.159
your counterpart I'm maxed out baby. So he is

01:13:46.159 --> 01:13:48.340
going to do his multi attack and this time he

01:13:48.340 --> 01:13:52.359
is going To fail, fall on his butt crack. Is

01:13:52.359 --> 01:13:54.699
that a fucking odyssey? That is an odyssey. You

01:13:54.699 --> 01:13:57.859
motherfucker! You motherfucker! Okay, good thing

01:13:57.859 --> 01:14:03.960
it was his first attack though That is one And

01:14:03.960 --> 01:14:09.380
11, so 12 plus 3 damage. And he's going to make

01:14:09.380 --> 01:14:11.939
his second attack with the fire jab this time.

01:14:13.819 --> 01:14:24.079
14 plus 5. That will hit, I believe. Okay, so

01:14:24.079 --> 01:14:31.279
that is 5 plus 3 bludgeoning. 8, and then 3 fire

01:14:31.279 --> 01:14:48.750
damage. Spirit of a monk I'm over here sweating.

01:14:48.829 --> 01:14:51.829
Yeah, that's how I worked up. That's it. Okay

01:14:51.829 --> 01:15:02.840
The hiding assassin she is going to Everybody's

01:15:02.840 --> 01:15:05.039
up. Everybody's out. Everybody's fighting. She's

01:15:05.039 --> 01:15:06.859
going to... I'm going to roll something here

01:15:06.859 --> 01:15:10.899
and see who she's going to attack. A 1. So...

01:15:10.899 --> 01:15:19.060
You're hidden with a nat 20. She don't see. Ha

01:15:19.060 --> 01:15:22.060
ha! She sees you, you motherfucker. Okay, so...

01:15:22.060 --> 01:15:23.760
You just rolled really high on her perception.

01:15:23.979 --> 01:15:27.359
No! Okay, so... Yeah, you can't hide from this

01:15:27.359 --> 01:15:28.819
motherfucker. You can't hide from her. Yeah,

01:15:28.840 --> 01:15:31.720
I can. No, you can't. Yes, I can. So... She's

01:15:31.720 --> 01:15:33.840
going to make her short sword attack on you.

01:15:34.140 --> 01:15:39.640
That sucks. Yeah. Five plus seven? Fifteen. Huh?

01:15:39.819 --> 01:15:43.039
Oh. I was like, no, it's twelve. And then another

01:15:43.039 --> 01:15:48.939
short sword attack. Oh, wait. No, never mind.

01:15:48.960 --> 01:15:53.359
She does not. Okay, so that was it. Good. Does

01:15:53.359 --> 01:15:59.060
not hit. She whiffs it. She's bothered. Growlmon

01:15:59.060 --> 01:16:04.970
is that one's turn. Get his stuff here. Okay,

01:16:05.109 --> 01:16:08.850
so they are blessed. I forgot about that shit

01:16:08.850 --> 01:16:15.409
Looks like censoring light is gonna go at his

01:16:15.409 --> 01:16:24.970
counterpart please take Nine plus six So two

01:16:24.970 --> 01:16:32.840
of those so eleven plus six Okay, misses. Flames

01:16:32.840 --> 01:16:35.399
just shoot past you and this thing misses both

01:16:35.399 --> 01:16:37.239
of them because it whiffs. Looks like you guys

01:16:37.239 --> 01:16:43.859
are getting a second wind now. Coming back. Now

01:16:43.859 --> 01:16:47.659
it's your turn, Archie. Or, Flea Stick. Alright.

01:16:55.359 --> 01:17:00.619
I'm going to use Guiding Bolt. On... Who? The

01:17:00.619 --> 01:17:04.060
counterpart or another one? I'm gonna use it

01:17:04.060 --> 01:17:08.979
on Archie's counterpart. His left is... Yeah,

01:17:09.100 --> 01:17:12.340
just... Right on the left. Straight through his

01:17:12.340 --> 01:17:16.560
P -hole. Okay. Give me your attack rolls at his

01:17:16.560 --> 01:17:22.840
P -hole. His P -hole's done. 16 plus 6, so 22

01:17:22.840 --> 01:17:25.399
or something. 22? I believe so. Jesus, yeah.

01:17:25.739 --> 01:17:28.779
His P -hole's done for. His P -hole's belatorated.

01:17:29.239 --> 01:17:31.000
No more ping for you. Okay, give me your guiding

01:17:31.000 --> 01:17:33.979
ball attack. It's not in the hole. 4D6. It's

01:17:33.979 --> 01:17:46.319
opacic. 6. 4D6. Just 4D6. 6. So... 10. Another

01:17:46.319 --> 01:17:54.060
4. Another 4. 14. And 5. So, 19 damage. Nice.

01:17:54.060 --> 01:17:58.760
Good hit. Iron for my... Bonus action. I am going

01:17:58.760 --> 01:18:04.640
to cast my spiritual weapon. Okay. Is that going

01:18:04.640 --> 01:18:07.279
to be your shield? I'm going to... Look like

01:18:07.279 --> 01:18:08.600
the shield, or is it going to be something else?

01:18:10.920 --> 01:18:13.579
Rub it in his face. You have a spiritual shield

01:18:13.579 --> 01:18:16.659
as well. Yeah, I'm just going to get a shield.

01:18:16.920 --> 01:18:22.149
Okay. With serrated edges. Okay, it's the sharpened

01:18:22.149 --> 01:18:24.729
garbage can lid. Yeah, and I'm going to move

01:18:24.729 --> 01:18:31.390
it within five foot of... And we'll just say

01:18:31.390 --> 01:18:34.569
Archie's counterpart. Okay, good. And then I

01:18:34.569 --> 01:18:42.909
am... I'm going to attack. You did catty bolt.

01:18:42.989 --> 01:18:45.270
No, when I summon it within five feet of the

01:18:45.270 --> 01:18:59.739
creature, I attack. Go ahead. Uh, 17. On the

01:18:59.739 --> 01:19:02.420
monk? That's what he said? On Archie's counterpart?

01:19:02.760 --> 01:19:13.119
Yep. Okay. So, 1d8 plus 6. So, 8 plus 6. What

01:19:13.119 --> 01:19:16.119
is that? 8 plus 6. 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14.

01:19:16.380 --> 01:19:19.779
14 damage? Yeah. Good shit, dog. That bitch is

01:19:19.779 --> 01:19:24.579
dead. Not dead, but hurting. That's for sure.

01:19:26.100 --> 01:19:34.020
Okay. Um, that was you. Uh -oh. Next up is Tratorn.

01:19:34.579 --> 01:19:39.760
The Duke counterpart. He can suck my ass. Which

01:19:39.760 --> 01:19:43.520
is on Duke, so... Hey, suck my ass, boy. Suck

01:19:43.520 --> 01:19:47.420
my ass. He is going to multi -attack as he's

01:19:47.420 --> 01:19:52.659
still aging. Suck my ass. Seven plus six. Nah.

01:19:52.859 --> 01:19:58.319
No. Eight plus six. Nah. He whiffs. He's hurt

01:19:58.319 --> 01:20:02.500
bad, so the blood's in his eyes. That would bring

01:20:02.500 --> 01:20:04.420
us back to the top of the round. It's you, Duke.

01:20:04.600 --> 01:20:11.880
I can taste his blood in my mouth. Okay. You

01:20:11.880 --> 01:20:16.819
know the routine. Reckless attack. Oh, he should

01:20:16.819 --> 01:20:21.859
have had advantage on you. Too bad. So, nine

01:20:21.859 --> 01:20:26.979
plus eight. A little 17. That'll be one more.

01:20:27.369 --> 01:20:40.390
11 plus 8. Yes. Okay. 4. 5. 10. 13 plus 6. 19

01:20:40.390 --> 01:20:44.310
damage. 19. Did we change it to d6? Is that what

01:20:44.310 --> 01:20:47.329
it was? It's 4d6. 4d6, yeah. Instead of d8. So

01:20:47.329 --> 01:20:50.029
16 damage, are you saying? Yes. Okay, so... Is

01:20:50.029 --> 01:20:56.329
that a d4 worth of health? Yes. So you... he's

01:20:56.329 --> 01:20:58.430
kind of he swings at you with those misses and

01:20:58.430 --> 01:21:01.310
then you come back immediately and you just kind

01:21:01.310 --> 01:21:04.609
of swinging the sword through him and his visage

01:21:04.609 --> 01:21:06.470
just starts fading and tearing apart and then

01:21:06.470 --> 01:21:08.770
it starts to just fade and disappear you see

01:21:08.770 --> 01:21:12.750
his uh his entity just kind of who's he's out

01:21:12.750 --> 01:21:19.789
for that okay next up me where do you got anything

01:21:19.789 --> 01:21:22.369
else because that was just your main attack i

01:21:22.369 --> 01:21:25.340
didn't know if you were doing anything else Let's

01:21:25.340 --> 01:21:35.739
see. Do one more healing potion. Okay. Then it

01:21:35.739 --> 01:21:39.960
is you next, Ms. Muffin. Alrighty. Where is this

01:21:39.960 --> 01:21:43.680
bitch? You guys are right up on each other. Because

01:21:43.680 --> 01:21:46.920
you saw her try to stab her in the wrist. I think

01:21:46.920 --> 01:21:50.399
is what happened last time. Or she rolled and

01:21:50.399 --> 01:21:52.399
saw you and tried to stab you in the wrist. Yeah.

01:21:53.520 --> 01:21:55.180
She spotted you. Good, good perception roll.

01:21:55.199 --> 01:21:57.159
So I'm going to stab her with my dagger dagger.

01:21:57.439 --> 01:22:03.000
Okay, do it. Dagger dagger. With advantage. Nat

01:22:03.000 --> 01:22:05.899
20. Why do you have advantage? Plus one dagger.

01:22:06.140 --> 01:22:07.899
That doesn't mean advantage. That means you get

01:22:07.899 --> 01:22:10.680
a plus one to the roll. What was your first roll?

01:22:28.770 --> 01:22:33.590
Actually, yes because you didn't kill hazel You

01:22:33.590 --> 01:22:35.529
that's that's that's inspiration. You didn't

01:22:35.529 --> 01:22:37.609
kill your cat. You didn't try you didn't stab

01:22:37.609 --> 01:22:41.810
her. So yeah, you do have inspiration Which means

01:22:41.810 --> 01:22:43.869
you can choose to use something to roll an advantage.

01:22:44.090 --> 01:22:46.930
Like I just did and get a 20. Okay, sure, whatever.

01:22:47.130 --> 01:22:48.930
I'll let you do it because, yeah, that's your

01:22:48.930 --> 01:22:51.029
inspiration. It's gone. You don't have it anymore.

01:22:51.689 --> 01:22:54.390
Yeah, nat 20 to dagger and murder this bitch.

01:22:54.569 --> 01:22:56.989
Go for it. Slice and dice her neck right off.

01:22:57.229 --> 01:23:01.649
You gotta roll damage. That's not your damage.

01:23:01.649 --> 01:23:04.770
No, I'm confused. You're about to get elbow dropped.

01:23:05.430 --> 01:23:08.359
About to get it. Disqualification. Double damage.

01:23:08.579 --> 01:23:10.460
So roll twice. Yeah, is this your first time?

01:23:11.479 --> 01:23:18.659
Four and what? Numbers. Nine. Nine damage. What

01:23:18.659 --> 01:23:21.779
was your first roll? I rolled two twos, so that's

01:23:21.779 --> 01:23:23.859
four plus five. Four plus five, so nine damage?

01:23:23.979 --> 01:23:26.460
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, wow, she's so dead.

01:23:26.600 --> 01:23:30.739
Wow. She's not dead. Stink shank. Bleeding out

01:23:30.739 --> 01:23:36.380
of her ghostly form. A bang bang, a skee skee.

01:23:38.159 --> 01:23:43.659
Archie. Archie, take two. Why? Yeah, it's your

01:23:43.659 --> 01:23:47.920
turn, Archie. Oh, gosh. Oh, yeah. Anyway, healing.

01:23:48.659 --> 01:23:53.020
Anyway. Oh, I forgot to heal. Should I even heal?

01:23:53.039 --> 01:23:55.279
I don't even know if it's worth it. Shit, just

01:23:55.279 --> 01:23:58.000
a bonus action twice. Or, not a bonus action

01:23:58.000 --> 01:24:00.520
twice, but hit him and then hit him again. Anyway,

01:24:00.520 --> 01:24:04.720
I'm going to mace him. Right in the face. Right

01:24:04.720 --> 01:24:07.619
in the face, Crocky. Right in the face, Crocky.

01:24:08.479 --> 01:24:13.399
Crocky! Because it's gonna be friggin' 12. 12

01:24:13.399 --> 01:24:15.939
to hit? Which one were you trying to hit? The

01:24:15.939 --> 01:24:22.340
mug? No. The counterpart? Yeah. 12? No. Womp

01:24:22.340 --> 01:24:24.600
womp. I don't know why I didn't check. So, bonus

01:24:24.600 --> 01:24:30.199
actions? Heal or something else? Run away? You

01:24:30.199 --> 01:24:33.380
can't? No, you can't. No, I can't? She can because

01:24:33.380 --> 01:24:35.479
she's the one who gets her specialties. Yeah,

01:24:35.479 --> 01:24:40.619
I'm sneaky. All right, well, fuck it. Just fart

01:24:40.619 --> 01:24:43.380
on him. I'm going to punch him in the face. That

01:24:43.380 --> 01:24:47.100
don't work. Just fart on him. You're so old,

01:24:47.220 --> 01:24:49.340
your fart's so dusty, he won't want to be around

01:24:49.340 --> 01:24:53.800
you. They're all silent, but not all dead. 20.

01:24:54.819 --> 01:24:57.840
Wanting to hit? Mm -hmm. Nice. Nat 20 or? No.

01:24:57.979 --> 01:25:03.649
Okay. No. I rolled, like, four of them. Ten.

01:25:03.890 --> 01:25:09.909
Ten damage. Okay. With advantage? No. That's

01:25:09.909 --> 01:25:11.470
with advantage, actually, because I said that.

01:25:12.829 --> 01:25:20.729
I actually get two attack rolls. Okay, so next

01:25:20.729 --> 01:25:25.710
up is... And I'm dying. Not you, so... Please,

01:25:25.710 --> 01:25:27.949
Dick's counterpart. It's Archie's counterpart,

01:25:28.229 --> 01:25:31.510
Urbanus. Was close this time which means multi

01:25:31.510 --> 01:25:40.970
-tech to you Which means dead? Do you really

01:25:40.970 --> 01:25:44.170
think it's okay he did take your vitality He

01:25:44.170 --> 01:25:46.390
did he took all your you better you better be

01:25:46.390 --> 01:25:49.170
every Nat 20 that you could get and took it for

01:25:49.170 --> 01:25:53.430
himself You lost more than you know Okay It's

01:25:53.430 --> 01:25:56.869
on a quantum level. He's got your nose one plus

01:25:56.869 --> 01:26:06.770
three Six and one. So seven plus three. And unconscious.

01:26:07.989 --> 01:26:10.189
Unconscious? Okay. I guess he doesn't need to

01:26:10.189 --> 01:26:16.189
do his other attack then. And you're dead. Okay.

01:26:17.529 --> 01:26:20.569
Your face is like a one -step mess. Yeah, he

01:26:20.569 --> 01:26:22.170
kind of decks you in the mouth. He goes, yeah,

01:26:22.289 --> 01:26:25.890
your youth is what I needed. Starts taking more.

01:26:26.619 --> 01:26:29.659
It is Palpatine style. Miss Muffin's counterpart.

01:26:30.939 --> 01:26:34.600
It's your turn, her turn, to stab you. What's

01:26:34.600 --> 01:26:39.500
her name? I forgot. Ernique. Oh yeah, Ernick.

01:26:40.000 --> 01:26:43.600
Ernick. Erna Scared Stupid. And she's going to

01:26:43.600 --> 01:26:46.279
make her short sword attack. That's a 16 plus

01:26:46.279 --> 01:26:52.340
7. Tell me it hits. It totally doesn't. Okay,

01:26:52.340 --> 01:26:56.479
that's 1d... Six plus four, that is a six plus

01:26:56.479 --> 01:27:00.979
four damage. Six plus four damage? Ten damage?

01:27:01.659 --> 01:27:10.720
Oh. Yeah, yeah. Oh, Jesus, oh. So, um, I'm dead.

01:27:10.720 --> 01:27:15.260
You're down? Good, okay. Next up is Grauman.

01:27:16.439 --> 01:27:20.000
He's going to continue his censoring light to

01:27:20.000 --> 01:27:25.539
send at you, Flea Stick. Sixteen plus... I think

01:27:25.539 --> 01:27:32.420
it hits either way. Plus six, yeah. Yeah. Radiant.

01:27:32.720 --> 01:27:38.840
Four. Oh, wait, no. Yeah, four damage. It doesn't

01:27:38.840 --> 01:27:45.619
do anything else. Oh. Yeah. You got lucky. Wait,

01:27:45.659 --> 01:27:47.100
no, he does make it twice. It's multi -tap, yeah.

01:27:48.039 --> 01:27:54.020
So, twelve plus six. That's the damage? No, that's

01:27:54.020 --> 01:28:03.439
the next attack. Yeah, you're good. Seven. Magic's

01:28:03.439 --> 01:28:07.739
flying in the air tonight! Now it's your turn.

01:28:07.840 --> 01:28:12.880
Please take. Alright. We're all still alive out

01:28:12.880 --> 01:28:16.979
there. The only one down is Duke Crystal's counterpart,

01:28:17.220 --> 01:28:26.340
Tratorn. He has faded away. From... I am going

01:28:26.340 --> 01:28:36.020
to do guiding note to my counterpart. Okay. Give

01:28:36.020 --> 01:29:07.740
it to me. 12 plus 6? Yes. 18? Yes. Big yes. Word.

01:29:07.740 --> 01:29:09.699
Big hits. You guys are fucking just throwing

01:29:09.699 --> 01:29:12.420
magic back and forth. And then my spiritual weapon

01:29:12.420 --> 01:29:15.279
comes up. Oh, shit. Are you going to hit? Is

01:29:15.279 --> 01:29:18.800
it still on? I'm just going to hit Archie's kind

01:29:18.800 --> 01:29:23.739
of part. All right. Try to kill that bastard.

01:29:25.159 --> 01:29:30.539
He's my next target. Twelve. Twelve to hit. Ooh,

01:29:30.600 --> 01:29:33.979
I don't think that will hit. That will not hit.

01:29:35.720 --> 01:29:40.399
Okay, next up is oh, he's dead nevermind or it's

01:29:40.399 --> 01:29:46.420
gone Duke crystal Archie's counterport. Okay,

01:29:46.420 --> 01:29:56.680
then our bonds. Yes Reckless time, okay 17 plus

01:29:56.680 --> 01:30:20.099
8 10 plus 8. So yeah, I think that's 17 Your

01:30:20.099 --> 01:30:22.880
sword tears through another ghostly visit last

01:30:22.880 --> 01:30:31.380
before his soul It felt good. Very nice. Okay,

01:30:31.460 --> 01:30:35.619
next up is Miss Muffet. Miss Muffet's going to

01:30:35.619 --> 01:30:38.579
use a potion of healing greater. I thought you

01:30:38.579 --> 01:30:40.659
were unconscious. Huh? I thought you were unconscious.

01:30:41.420 --> 01:30:43.340
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. Oh, wait. Yeah, I'm

01:30:43.340 --> 01:30:45.319
going to have to use a saving throw first, actually.

01:30:45.500 --> 01:30:47.180
Oh, yeah, you were unconscious. So, yeah. Give

01:30:47.180 --> 01:30:50.199
me a saving throw. Which is? Wonk, wonk. Oh,

01:30:50.279 --> 01:30:52.680
I didn't know you were unconscious. A d20? Yeah,

01:30:52.680 --> 01:30:55.140
d20. Is this all you need? Wow. With advantage?

01:30:55.520 --> 01:30:57.579
No. No. That's not how it works. She failed now.

01:30:57.800 --> 01:31:02.930
Nat won. Failed. That one? That's a double. That's

01:31:02.930 --> 01:31:07.229
a double fail. That's two failed. If you fail

01:31:07.229 --> 01:31:09.890
one more time, you're permanent. I got you. You

01:31:09.890 --> 01:31:15.069
have two failures. Let's see what I get. So do

01:31:15.069 --> 01:31:18.270
I just wait? Wait, did you already have a fail

01:31:18.270 --> 01:31:22.409
before now? No. Someone asked you if they're

01:31:22.409 --> 01:31:24.590
healing you and get you up? Don't let me die!

01:31:25.420 --> 01:31:27.560
Yeah, you have to either save yourself or someone

01:31:27.560 --> 01:31:31.560
has to get you up. Okay, right now. Uh, Archie,

01:31:31.600 --> 01:31:33.399
your turn. Yes, I'm going to die. Oh, what's

01:31:33.399 --> 01:31:35.840
the chances I look like I'm out of potions? Oh,

01:31:35.840 --> 01:31:47.920
baby, it's a 15. Very nice. Condition well. On

01:31:47.920 --> 01:31:55.069
to the next one. I'm sorry. What? I got 15, so

01:31:55.069 --> 01:31:58.770
I'm good. 15? You missed? No. Wait. I had a...

01:31:58.770 --> 01:32:02.090
Oh, you healed? Yeah. I'm unconscious. I rolled

01:32:02.090 --> 01:32:04.250
a 15, so I saved. Oh, you're down two. Yeah.

01:32:04.270 --> 01:32:07.289
I forgot. Shit. Okay, so... You saved. Alright.

01:32:07.590 --> 01:32:14.569
Uh, fuck. That's right. My fuck up. Um... That

01:32:14.569 --> 01:32:16.630
one's out, so he's not next. Just need to roll

01:32:16.630 --> 01:32:19.229
a nat 20 next time. Next is Miss Muffin's counterpart.

01:32:20.409 --> 01:32:23.369
I believe she's still on Miss Muffin. Oh, wait.

01:32:23.430 --> 01:32:28.810
Oh, Miss Muffin's down. So, what happened to

01:32:28.810 --> 01:32:33.029
this lady? I don't remember where she went. Well,

01:32:33.029 --> 01:32:39.170
Miss Muffin's down, so she's going to attack

01:32:39.170 --> 01:32:43.750
either one of you two. Let's see here. You're

01:32:43.750 --> 01:32:46.109
going to attack Flea Steak. I'm going to shoot

01:32:46.109 --> 01:32:47.470
a hand crossbow at you because you're further

01:32:47.470 --> 01:32:56.310
back. God. 11 plus 7. That will hit. Barely.

01:32:59.229 --> 01:33:08.189
4 plus 4. And... I need you to make a constitution

01:33:08.189 --> 01:33:18.130
saving throw. DC 13. I think we know why. 14.

01:33:19.489 --> 01:33:22.960
DC 4. Oh, you got 14? Yeah. Oh, you just barely

01:33:22.960 --> 01:33:26.119
passed it. So the poison doesn't seep in. Nice.

01:33:26.800 --> 01:33:29.039
And it does not recharge either, so she doesn't

01:33:29.039 --> 01:33:34.939
have to poison anymore. So... Next up is... Growlmon.

01:33:35.340 --> 01:33:37.920
But do you know what he's gonna do? Censoring

01:33:37.920 --> 01:33:41.739
Light at Duke. Yeah, he's gonna hit Duke this

01:33:41.739 --> 01:33:49.579
time. Eight. Fucking shit. Oh, God. Eight plus

01:33:49.579 --> 01:33:55.869
six. No. Ten plus six. Okay, he misses with some

01:33:55.869 --> 01:33:59.470
both. Alright, next up is flea stick. It's your

01:33:59.470 --> 01:34:04.850
go. Alright. I take a potion of greater healing.

01:34:05.109 --> 01:34:36.649
Okay. Seven. Yep. Plus four. So 11. And... One

01:34:36.649 --> 01:34:42.590
second. Who wants down? Both of them. Kelly's

01:34:42.590 --> 01:34:44.689
about to die, though. She's got one failed save

01:34:44.689 --> 01:34:47.310
left. I'm going to go give her a potion of greater

01:34:47.310 --> 01:34:50.569
healing. You just used one. That's how that works?

01:34:50.750 --> 01:34:54.649
So you can do, like, cure wounds. Yeah, I think

01:34:54.649 --> 01:34:57.390
you have a cure wounds versus an action. Not

01:34:57.390 --> 01:35:04.029
a bonus action. Touch her. 1d8 plus your spellcasting

01:35:04.029 --> 01:35:08.270
modifier. 1d8 plus your spellcasting. Do I gotta

01:35:08.270 --> 01:35:11.029
roll for that? Yeah, you roll 1d8. No, just roll

01:35:11.029 --> 01:35:13.470
the d8. It just happens. You just heal her with

01:35:13.470 --> 01:35:15.829
your hands. Just roll it for how much healing?

01:35:16.050 --> 01:35:17.869
Yeah, how much you're going to give her. So,

01:35:17.890 --> 01:35:23.350
8 plus 6. 8 plus 6? Yeah. That's how much health

01:35:23.350 --> 01:35:32.239
you get back. 12. No, 14. Or 14, no. I don't

01:35:32.239 --> 01:35:34.180
know. I'm not doing it. I counted. I added 14.

01:35:35.500 --> 01:35:40.100
Does that end my turn? Yes. Good use of the turn.

01:35:40.100 --> 01:35:42.659
Now Kelly won't die. I know the sweat was going

01:35:42.659 --> 01:35:52.539
down the butt crack there. Okay. Good job. He's

01:35:52.539 --> 01:35:57.550
dead. Okay, back to the top. Duke. You got hit

01:35:57.550 --> 01:36:02.329
with a fire blast censoring light from the counterpart.

01:36:02.649 --> 01:36:05.609
The little rat with the poison sword still visible?

01:36:05.850 --> 01:36:08.289
Yes. I'm going to cut him down like Jason Voorhees

01:36:08.289 --> 01:36:11.510
in this bitch. Go for it. Reckless attempt. I'm

01:36:11.510 --> 01:36:16.529
sure it will work. 11 plus 8. 11 plus 8? Yes.

01:36:16.609 --> 01:36:19.350
And that was 8 plus 8. I'm sure the 11 plus 8

01:36:19.350 --> 01:36:34.779
hit. Yeah. 6. 5. Yeah, you wisp away another

01:36:34.779 --> 01:36:37.399
another ghostly visit as you see the counterpart

01:36:37.399 --> 01:36:45.079
kind of screams you as you fucking And then the

01:36:45.079 --> 01:36:48.779
last one standing is growling and you see him

01:36:48.779 --> 01:36:50.960
just kind of stand there by himself like oh fuck

01:36:50.960 --> 01:36:53.779
Yeah, it turns around like looks at the sky.

01:36:53.939 --> 01:36:57.489
He's like hey like pull me out Pull me out. Pull

01:36:57.489 --> 01:36:59.250
me out. Because you all start kind of like slow

01:36:59.250 --> 01:37:01.569
walking towards him. And he's like, okay, guys,

01:37:01.630 --> 01:37:04.630
listen. I'm a healer. He's like, I heal the bad

01:37:04.630 --> 01:37:06.670
guys. I heal them. And he just takes off sprinting.

01:37:06.670 --> 01:37:10.090
He tries to run. And the big voice kind of booms

01:37:10.090 --> 01:37:11.729
over everything. And he goes, he's like, you

01:37:11.729 --> 01:37:14.329
hear the clapping. He's like, good job. You killed

01:37:14.329 --> 01:37:17.329
some forms of them. He goes, that's better than

01:37:17.329 --> 01:37:19.750
I thought you would do. He goes, you guys survived,

01:37:19.890 --> 01:37:22.520
and that's cool. He goes, but honestly. fuck

01:37:22.520 --> 01:37:25.039
all of you for doing this. He goes, because now

01:37:25.039 --> 01:37:26.460
I'm just going to have to make them stronger.

01:37:26.779 --> 01:37:29.140
And you see this like big form of this guy in

01:37:29.140 --> 01:37:32.239
the sky and he goes, but you survived. He goes,

01:37:32.260 --> 01:37:34.199
so here's your info, I guess. And kind of just

01:37:34.199 --> 01:37:36.380
fucking fades away and you see like the white

01:37:36.380 --> 01:37:38.520
and the letters start coming down again like

01:37:38.520 --> 01:37:41.699
in this Star Wars -esque style. And it basically

01:37:41.699 --> 01:37:44.600
tells you guys that there are more scrolls like

01:37:44.600 --> 01:37:48.819
this one that you must find to connect all of

01:37:48.819 --> 01:37:51.159
these together to open a portal back to your

01:37:51.159 --> 01:37:55.100
world. Oh my god. How many more? We're going

01:37:55.100 --> 01:37:58.079
to have a lot of battles. So, you have multiple

01:37:58.079 --> 01:38:01.039
scrolls that you need to find. There's a PS note.

01:38:01.619 --> 01:38:05.420
And there's a PS note that says this is the first

01:38:05.420 --> 01:38:07.600
of four, so you have three more that you need

01:38:07.600 --> 01:38:18.699
to find. This episode of Dummies with Dice features

01:38:18.699 --> 01:38:22.000
Kelly Lee as Miss Muffin, Nate Chambers as Duke

01:38:22.000 --> 01:38:25.380
Crystal, Ryan Hart as Archie Ortiz, Ryan Tucker

01:38:25.380 --> 01:38:28.159
as Flea Stick Sock Jelly, and Tristan Hayes as

01:38:28.159 --> 01:38:31.300
the DM. The episode is edited and mixed by Tristan

01:38:31.300 --> 01:38:33.800
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