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New morning.

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Use of violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use.

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Welcome to Dummies with Dice, a Dungeons & Dragons actual play podcast that follows four not-so-average

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dummies of our world who get caught up in a magical storm and are transported to the

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world of Dungeons & Dragons where they must survive and try to find a way back home.

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I don't remember who's going first.

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I was.

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My bad.

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Hey, I'm Kelli Lee and I play Miss muffin.

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She's a crazy cat lady rogue.

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Fun fact, Miss muffin smells like sugar cookies.

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Smells like sugar cookies?

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Yes.

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Good, keep that in mind when you're around animals.

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Okay, who's next?

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I guess I'll go.

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Hey guys, Ryan, R1.

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I'm playing as Archie Ortiz, the 76-year-old MMA gym owner.

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He's also the monk of the group.

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Fun fact, Archie used to have a pet tiger.

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Oh shit.

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Used to.

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He's Mike Tyson.

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He's got a face tat

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Hey, Nate here.

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My character's Duke Crystal.

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He's a 32-year-old drug addicted level four barbarian of the group.

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Fun fact about Duke, he hates drinking water.

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Shit tastes like ass.

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No, it doesn't, Duke.

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Shit tastes like ass.

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Wrong.

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It tastes like nothing.

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It's ass.

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No.

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It definitely don't taste like ass.

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It tastes like selling white people to drink.

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No flavor.

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All people, all people, all colors, drink water.

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You have flavor.

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We gotta add flavor to Duke.

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I hate bland water.

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Put something in it.

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Cut up some fruit, drop it in that shit.

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We can do it.

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All right.

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It doesn't even have to be fun.

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Just a fact.

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Hey everybody, Ryan Tucker here.

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I play as Fleastick Sockjelly and I'm the hobo trash master cleric of the God Rumpke.

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I am the MacGyver of all things trash and garbage.

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Fun fact, I forgot almost instantaneously.

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Fun fact, police stick's a badass.

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My name is Trisston Hayes and I am the dummy master and my fun fact is that the blue bird

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in the Twitter logo, his name is Larry.

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What?

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Fuck Larry.

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That's really a thing.

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Twitter's no longer Twitter.

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Twitter don't exist anymore.

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It's now X.

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So he's dead.

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Larry's dead.

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He's been eight years.

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But they still call messaging or posting on X, Tweeting.

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So he lives on.

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He lives on.

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Larry tweets.

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No, they just recorded his voice before they killed him.

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He's the nice one.

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They're like, here, sing some for us.

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Shouting in the back today.

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Telling off the rabbits, George.

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What is the Twitter whistle?

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What's it sound like?

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I don't know.

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That.

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I'm good at it.

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I don't know.

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All right, DMD.

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So where we left off, you guys have came through the tunnel using Flea Stick as a undead repellent.

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And when this encased form of undead ran into this room, they all kind of frozen in place.

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They all turned hard again.

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The undead got hard.

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So you stand in this room and you see a circle oval area full of plants and little passageways

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for water.

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And there's like fruits, there's plants, there's all kinds of stuff growing in this little

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area.

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And in the three corners of the room, opposed to where you guys walked in, there are three

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statues of someone standing there holding a brazier with flames inside of them.

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And there is a well.

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A brazier?

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Did you say a brazier?

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That's a bra.

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A bra?

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A brazier?

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A brazier.

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A brazier.

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Okay.

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There's holding braziers, flames, with flames in them.

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And then there was a small little like well with water shooting out of it into the floor.

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The well is like, is Johnson shooting water while the braziers?

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Machine gun to please.

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The flames are being held up by their boobs on the statues.

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No.

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And the well is a penis shooting water into the floor.

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Into the floor, huh?

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Into the floor, yes.

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We took a turn, guys.

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Yes.

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So what would you guys like to do as you enter this room?

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I forgot what you said the room was because of all the rooftop.

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Stick my finger in the fountain hole.

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You want to stick your finger in the fountain hole?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Can I drink from the fountain?

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No, this place is full of booby traps.

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When you put your finger up to this, when you put your finger up to the urethra, poke

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it in there to the stock of water, you see like this glowing yellow light kind of form

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over your finger as you're, well that turned out to be odd.

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But yeah, you see this yellow light kind of glow over your hand.

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And then when you pull your finger out, the glow is still there, but then it fades away.

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That's your only hand and you risk it like that.

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For the business.

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It didn't look bad.

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It was like a yellow, like radiant light to kind of pour through.

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You can tell this water is like really bright.

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Like it's golden shower.

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Yes.

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It was a golden shower now.

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When you.

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Oh my God.

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I tasted it.

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Taste it.

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The water.

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So when you like, how do you taste it?

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You just like hold finger in there.

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You're going to taste the water.

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So yeah.

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When you put your hand up to it, it gets that glow of yellow again.

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And then when you go to taste it, like you just feel like cleansed and good.

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It just tastes like plain water.

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Yeah.

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Really good water.

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Really good.

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Yes.

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It's not nothing water.

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There is a good flavor there.

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But every time you touch it, you see a yellow kind of glow.

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How nice.

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I feel rejuvenated.

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I'm going to fill up a statue with the water skin.

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Water skin.

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Okay.

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That's fine.

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You can do that.

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You fill it up and yeah, it has like this just radiant kind of glow inside of it with

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this water flowing.

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You got a flashlight.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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What else would you like to do?

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I'm going to check out one of those statues.

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Okay.

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So yeah, when you, when you walk up to this statue, you can see that it's lit.

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The flame is bright.

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But as you get closer to it, you realize that there is like, are those things they do to

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put over flames that like put them out?

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It's like one of those little cap things kind of like sitting there next to it that's used

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to cap it out.

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So you can tell that something's been here in lighting these things and then something's

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been capping these things out.

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So they've been lit.

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Cap it out and save the gum.

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Cap it out and save the gum.

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Cap it.

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You're going to cap it?

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Okay.

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So yeah, you cap that one.

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And when you cap it, you see the well start to push a little harder.

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So he's peeing a little bit stronger.

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Cap the other ones.

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See what happens.

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Let's cap them all.

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Are you going to cap them all?

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One by one.

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I cap mine.

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Slowly.

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Okay.

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So do you, who's doing what?

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Who's doing what in this scenario?

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What's going on?

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I cap mine.

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I let them go.

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I let them go.

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I cap mine and I let them decide what they want to do.

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Are you just like keeping the cap on it?

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Like holding it there?

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Are you taking it off when you're done?

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Yeah, I guess I'm holding it to keep it unlit.

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Still, I'll decide.

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Who else is going to go cap some lights?

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How many is there?

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There's three.

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Three lights, one well that's pushing a little bit harder with one cap light.

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Sure, I'll cap a light.

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Okay.

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You cap a light.

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Are you holding the cap on?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Now what happens?

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Yeah, the water pushes a little bit harder.

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You just hear it kind of flowing harder and harder.

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Hmm.

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Is it still draining somewhere?

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Almost there.

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It's going into like the floor of the green.

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The garden.

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Yeah, the garden.

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We got to water the other side of the garden.

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Yeah, hell yeah.

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I've capped that.

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So I'm putting that thumb on the hose.

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So you're capping the other one?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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So when you, so I guess please take your own when I didn't cap, right?

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Yep.

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No cap?

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I'm holding the cap.

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So you have to make a save.

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So as soon as the final light comes, gets like capped on there and it goes dark in the

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room that you all hear the encased undead start to break apart and start to kind of

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lay their limb like they were before.

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So we need to relight these bitches.

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But when you see the final, I forgot this part, sorry.

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When you finally cap that last one, the water pushes so hard and he's peeing all he can

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pee out and the grass and stuff starts to just kind of overflow with water and that

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area fills and then the middle area that was inside of the floral kind of floats up to

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the top and you see it kind of floating like a chest there.

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So the middle is kind of floating with a little chest in there.

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But there is encased undead kind of in between you, the chest and then them three human corners.

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So they should be fleeing from you though.

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Well, yeah, I guess they would.

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So let me make a wisdom save for them since we're in a new scenario.

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Twelve, what was your save?

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Fourteen?

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So they start to move away from you and head to the other hallway and get up there towards

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that.

269
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So good job.

270
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I forgot about that.

271
00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:31,320
So I'd say that's probably almost about the end of that because it's only one minute and

272
00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:33,040
been like a couple turns now.

273
00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:34,440
So skip the loops.

274
00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:36,840
Yeah, so that's not going to last too much longer.

275
00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,200
And then put the fucking lights back on.

276
00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:40,200
Okay, so you're going to go investigate your thing?

277
00:10:40,200 --> 00:10:42,720
Yeah, my objective is just out.

278
00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:44,920
Okay, give me an investigation.

279
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Secondary.

280
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Secondary.

281
00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:53,960
Seventy sixteen.

282
00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:58,880
All right, so you you open this chest and nothing's inside of it, but you see this kind

283
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of yellow light glow out and kind of just shoot past you up into the ceiling.

284
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And then the three that were holding the caps on there, their rings appear on your hands.

285
00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:17,400
So Miss Muffin, your ring is a preserved and shrunken eye that is set inside of the ring.

286
00:11:17,400 --> 00:11:19,280
So when you look at it, that's what you see.

287
00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:23,160
While you wear this, you have advantage on deception checks and you can mimic animal

288
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sounds.

289
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:30,480
So you can mimic animal sounds and have advantage on deception checks.

290
00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:31,480
See here?

291
00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:32,480
Flee stick.

292
00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:33,480
No, not me.

293
00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:34,480
Oh, hang on.

294
00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:35,480
I'm sorry.

295
00:11:35,480 --> 00:11:40,760
I'm the one that opened it and viewed through.

296
00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:48,600
But I'll make sure you get through the next room.

297
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,640
That's why we don't just go to the main mission.

298
00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,640
It's the side of our house.

299
00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:53,640
We do it.

300
00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:55,640
Even if they're dark and scary.

301
00:11:55,640 --> 00:12:00,760
I'll do what my friends do.

302
00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:08,520
Okay, so please take this ring forms on your hand and you look at it and it looks like

303
00:12:08,520 --> 00:12:10,760
a wait, no, not fleas.

304
00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:12,600
Sorry, Archie Archie.

305
00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:17,760
This ring forms on your hand and it looks mechanical like it's like gears and little

306
00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:18,760
things in it.

307
00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:25,600
And when you look at it, this little tiny automaton automaton automaton, a little robotic

308
00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:29,720
little spider thing kind of hops out and kind of crawls up your arm and you hear it whispering

309
00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:33,680
in your ear and it's like, anytime you want to talk to somebody, I've got your back.

310
00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:35,160
I'll tell you if it's right or if it's wrong.

311
00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:38,080
And then it kind of crawls back down your arm and crawls back into your ring.

312
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:42,400
So you've got a little automaton that might try to help you in persuasion checks or such

313
00:12:42,400 --> 00:12:44,280
if you're going the wrong direction.

314
00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:48,480
Did we all notice the spider go up and talk to him?

315
00:12:48,480 --> 00:12:49,480
I don't know.

316
00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:50,480
Were you looking?

317
00:12:50,480 --> 00:12:51,480
I was.

318
00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:54,480
Okay, then yeah, I'd say you would.

319
00:12:54,480 --> 00:12:57,280
You were the other one, right?

320
00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:58,280
Yeah.

321
00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:59,280
Okay.

322
00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:02,440
This is the first ring that it popped up on my random roll table.

323
00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:08,640
So dude, you get a ring that pops onto your finger and you hear this little little like

324
00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:13,680
gnomish monotone voice and it's like, uh, when you're going to miss your target, I'm

325
00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:16,120
going to let you know you're going to miss your target.

326
00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:19,280
And then it just kind of like silently goes away.

327
00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:23,080
So yeah, you have a thing that says like, if you're going to miss, you're probably going

328
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:26,200
to miss and it's going to let you know you're going to miss or what chance you're going

329
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,200
to have to miss.

330
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:31,040
So it's got a little persuasive like hiding.

331
00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:35,720
And yeah, as they all kind of flow onto you now, what do you do?

332
00:13:35,720 --> 00:13:36,720
You got all these rings.

333
00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:41,320
You got to uncap your lights or you're there to leave them capped?

334
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,320
I don't know.

335
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:43,320
I guess I've had them since we got the lead.

336
00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:44,320
Okay.

337
00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:47,560
So when you uncap them, like when you pull the cap off, the flame automatically flicks

338
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,560
to life and lights up again.

339
00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:49,560
Which is part of the puzzle.

340
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:50,560
If one of you would have let off firsthand.

341
00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:51,560
That's why I think it would happen.

342
00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:52,560
So I wasn't going to.

343
00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:53,560
Is there anything above on the platform?

344
00:13:53,560 --> 00:14:00,000
No, there's no like platform in here.

345
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,200
It's just like, oh, I thought you said it shot a platform.

346
00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:05,200
No, it just shot a light.

347
00:14:05,200 --> 00:14:09,680
That's what's kind of flowed through the magic of the statues and put their rings onto you

348
00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:10,680
guys.

349
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:13,200
So activated the spell, I guess.

350
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,200
Yes.

351
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:17,840
Now the fucker is going to be coming back into this room soon.

352
00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:18,840
Yeah.

353
00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:21,040
So that's what I was about to get to.

354
00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:25,480
So as you guys kind of bring the lights back on though, you hear the mass start to kind

355
00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:28,080
of move its way back because of the channel divinity.

356
00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:32,800
Like you feel your magic kind of calm down and they start running back into the room.

357
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:36,440
But as soon as they step in through the doorway of the hallway, the light hits them and they

358
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,680
freeze again and they come stop in place.

359
00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:39,680
In the doorway?

360
00:14:39,680 --> 00:14:40,680
Like right outside the doorway.

361
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:41,680
They got into the room, into the light.

362
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:42,680
Can we get around them?

363
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:43,680
Yes.

364
00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:44,680
All right.

365
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:45,680
Yeah, they're not blocking the doorway.

366
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:48,680
They just kind of crawl out to come after you guys.

367
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:51,760
They hear a movement and then froze when the light hit them.

368
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:54,600
So tell that the fire is probably meant to be on.

369
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:55,600
Oh yeah.

370
00:14:55,600 --> 00:14:56,600
Yeah.

371
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,800
So now what would you like to do?

372
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:03,840
You guys can progress through the tunnel ahead or you can go back to check out the other

373
00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:04,840
tunnel you passed up.

374
00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:05,840
Let's smash these motherfuckers.

375
00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:06,840
You going to smash them?

376
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:07,840
The light?

377
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:13,920
No, the marble fucking blob thing is going to fall as soon as it leaves its room with

378
00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:14,920
this light.

379
00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:15,920
Yeah.

380
00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:18,240
Well, they're frozen in place with the light.

381
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:20,160
Yeah because the light is so long.

382
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:21,160
That's what I'm saying.

383
00:15:21,160 --> 00:15:22,960
But at the moment, well let's just smash them.

384
00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:23,960
That's XP.

385
00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:26,800
If we smash them and kill them, that's free XP.

386
00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:27,800
If it's frozen here.

387
00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:28,800
But they're contagious.

388
00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:29,800
It's going to be a heavy AC.

389
00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:30,800
If they hit us.

390
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:31,800
Yeah, it's going to be a heavy AC.

391
00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:34,800
But I thought it was like locked still in the light.

392
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:35,800
True.

393
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:36,800
I don't know.

394
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:37,800
So it should just be a cheese.

395
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:41,080
You should just be like ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, til it breaks I thought.

396
00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:44,080
They have a heavy AC, but you can try.

397
00:15:44,080 --> 00:15:45,080
All right.

398
00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:46,080
It's all sweetened up.

399
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,280
It's all sweetened up.

400
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,800
The old Emerald Fury fucking mace.

401
00:15:51,800 --> 00:15:52,800
Oof.

402
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:53,800
Oof.

403
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:59,320
I don't think a tan's going to help.

404
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:02,680
Your hand bleeds as you crack that thing.

405
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:03,680
It's hard.

406
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:05,640
Harder than what, it's like hard, hard.

407
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:06,640
Like marble.

408
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:09,200
It is hard encased stuff.

409
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,200
That head butt to Flea Sticks forehead hurt pretty good.

410
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,200
It was solid.

411
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,200
It was stuff.

412
00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:15,240
And there's still a piece stuck to his forehead.

413
00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:18,240
I think I was wearing a helmet.

414
00:16:18,240 --> 00:16:19,240
That's why you wear helmets.

415
00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:20,240
So what would you like to do?

416
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:25,240
You're just going to keep whacking it until it breaks or are you going to...

417
00:16:25,240 --> 00:16:26,240
Does it have legs?

418
00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:31,240
It's literally like a bunch of undead just like...

419
00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,240
They're just bruised.

420
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:33,240
So when they un...

421
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,240
Like my doodoo set.

422
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:38,680
They all start to kind of creep around and walk and then they just freeze back together.

423
00:16:38,680 --> 00:16:39,680
Rat King style.

424
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:40,680
Yeah, I don't know.

425
00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:48,040
It would take a while to sit here and just bash them if they're that tough.

426
00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:49,040
Yeah, they're tough.

427
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:52,680
So would you like to move on?

428
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:53,680
Sure.

429
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:54,680
Okay.

430
00:16:54,680 --> 00:17:03,200
As you push on through this hallway, you come to this big open circular room and there is

431
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:10,240
a giant statue of this... looks like this man kind of like holding up the ceiling.

432
00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:11,240
He's like a touch to the ceiling.

433
00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:16,960
So when you walk in here, you see that and you see some like tables and sacks of flowers

434
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:20,840
and some crate and shit just kind of scattered around the room.

435
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,960
Nothing crazy important, but you can make your checks if you want to check anything

436
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:24,960
out.

437
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,560
If you want to check out the statue or whatever.

438
00:17:27,560 --> 00:17:30,880
You guys check out the statue?

439
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:31,880
Yeah.

440
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:35,160
Just see what... what would that be?

441
00:17:35,160 --> 00:17:37,440
You can roll religion if you want.

442
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:42,520
You can roll perception and investigation to kind of just like check it out.

443
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,520
Perception.

444
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:47,240
Yeah, if you want to try to roll one of those, you can.

445
00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,240
Ten.

446
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:49,240
Ten?

447
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:50,800
Yeah, just you don't really notice anything special about it.

448
00:17:50,800 --> 00:17:53,480
Just that it's... it looks like it's holding up the ceiling.

449
00:17:53,480 --> 00:17:54,480
It's the support.

450
00:17:54,480 --> 00:17:56,480
What about the stuff on the table?

451
00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:59,600
It just looks like... this looks like kind of like sacks of food and shit.

452
00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:03,200
There's just like sacks of like flower and cabbage and such in this room.

453
00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:06,000
Is that a path to the right of us?

454
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,600
That's where you came from.

455
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:08,600
The other path.

456
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:09,600
This one here?

457
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:10,600
Yes.

458
00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:11,600
Yes, this is a path.

459
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:12,600
Another path opens up in there.

460
00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:19,600
If you'd like to progress out of this room or if you'd like to do anything else.

461
00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:22,600
I'll check this path out.

462
00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:23,600
Okay.

463
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:27,640
Looks like Miss Muffin's coming.

464
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:31,480
So as Miss Muffin and Duke firstly start walking through this hallway, when you pass through

465
00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:35,120
that doorway, the door behind you slams shut.

466
00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:39,600
I had to be with her.

467
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:43,840
But Flea Stick and Archie, you are still in the statue room because you did not follow

468
00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:44,840
ahead.

469
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:48,960
But the door slams shut and the path below you is still available because it's the path

470
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:52,520
you came where you didn't take before.

471
00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:55,360
Because when you first walked into this place, there was a path straight ahead.

472
00:18:55,360 --> 00:19:00,680
You guys went right into the dark path, found the encased undead, circled around.

473
00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:02,680
So there's still the path below you in this room.

474
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:03,680
So who am I stuck with?

475
00:19:03,680 --> 00:19:04,680
Archie.

476
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,240
You and Archie are together.

477
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:10,400
So I guess I'm going to have to take the path to go back to round the room.

478
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:17,400
It was like ch ch ch.

479
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:30,400
Yeah, I guess I'll go with him.

480
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:35,760
Okay, so the party is split into two areas.

481
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:39,560
So we will go with Archie and Flea Stick.

482
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,640
What do you guys want to do as your cutoff?

483
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:45,720
You guys going to head to the path down to your south or you going to head back the way

484
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,720
you came up one way?

485
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:57,000
Let's go through this first and then we'll go to your guys' next place.

486
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:01,560
Yeah, we got to go back this way.

487
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:02,560
That's the room.

488
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,560
Oh, below.

489
00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:04,560
We got to go this way.

490
00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:05,560
So you're going to go south?

491
00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:06,560
We are going south.

492
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:08,560
Okay, so you guys are going to take the path to the south?

493
00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:11,840
Okay, so yeah, you guys get down there and you see the kind of stairwell that drops down

494
00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:15,640
to the ledge and into the open to the west.

495
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:17,440
So you're going to take that path down there?

496
00:20:17,440 --> 00:20:23,360
Okay, so when you walk through this little rectangular room, the door, you feel like

497
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:27,440
a pressure plate kind of drop and then the doors close right behind you and in front

498
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,440
of you.

499
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:33,360
And you guys are locked in this little tiny room here with two big gears you see on the

500
00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:39,440
walls that start to crank and turn and you feel the walls start to get closer and closer

501
00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:40,440
on you.

502
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,440
Oh shit.

503
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:44,440
So yeah, now, do Crystal in this moment.

504
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:47,280
What would you guys like to do?

505
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,080
You don't know anything's happening to your friends.

506
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:52,840
I guess we're just going to keep moving down this hole until we find some sheep.

507
00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:56,680
So as you walk in here, you see some doorways kind of lining this whole area.

508
00:20:56,680 --> 00:21:01,280
It looks like we're going blind.

509
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:04,800
It's like a cat under the couch.

510
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:08,920
Okay, so yeah, you walk through and you see some bedroom doors like it looks like there's

511
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:14,000
a line of bedrooms and just looks like a small bunk and that is it.

512
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,840
There's nothing else inside really but bunks.

513
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:24,920
As you peek in this other room, you see what looks like kind of just a solitary mat on

514
00:21:24,920 --> 00:21:27,640
the ground with a table with some food on it.

515
00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:31,840
This place looks like it's been deserted for some time.

516
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:33,720
You see a couple other doorways heading down.

517
00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:35,920
Would you like to go in any of those rooms?

518
00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:36,920
Peek in.

519
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:37,920
Yeah, we'll peek into them.

520
00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:38,920
Peek into them?

521
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:39,920
See what's in there.

522
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:40,920
We're sneaky geeks.

523
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:41,920
Okay, I'm just going to peek in the rooms.

524
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:47,120
I don't have much time to do that.

525
00:21:47,120 --> 00:21:53,720
So you peek in the rooms and you're seeing lots of like what seemed to be maybe like

526
00:21:53,720 --> 00:22:00,200
a mining company or an excavation type company or something like the holy, whatever unholy

527
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:04,520
thing happened to this place took over this place because it looks as if people were literally

528
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,400
living here and working here.

529
00:22:06,400 --> 00:22:08,040
There's beds lined on both sides.

530
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:09,040
There's kitchens.

531
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:12,680
And then when you look into this bigger room, you see a stairwell that kind of goes down

532
00:22:12,680 --> 00:22:13,680
lower.

533
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:20,520
Okay, I guess we keep moving forward keeping that stairwell in mind.

534
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:21,520
Okay.

535
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:28,120
As you cut the hallway, you cut down and you see a large locked door and you hear loud mechanisms

536
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:31,680
cranking down the hallway, which is where your friends are.

537
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:34,040
We are likely to investigate that.

538
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:42,040
So, make me if all of you want to do an investigation check to kind of check out the inside of

539
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:47,040
this room you're trapped in and the outside before you're crushed up.

540
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:48,040
18.

541
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:49,040
Six.

542
00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:50,040
Six.

543
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:53,040
Who's punching the wall?

544
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,040
Punching the cards.

545
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:55,040
Six.

546
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,040
Four.

547
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:57,040
Four?

548
00:22:57,040 --> 00:23:00,880
Okay, so you guys all see nothing but Miss Muffin, you're investigating the outer side

549
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,800
of this locked door where you're hearing the cranky coming from inside?

550
00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:09,080
And you feel this piece of cobblestone on the right kind of loose, but it's kind of

551
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,080
wedged in there.

552
00:23:10,080 --> 00:23:11,080
I think I'm going to rip it out.

553
00:23:11,080 --> 00:23:12,080
Are you going to rip it out?

554
00:23:12,080 --> 00:23:13,080
Yeah.

555
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:14,080
All right, give me a strike, Joe.

556
00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:15,080
Oh, not a strike.

557
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:16,080
Well, that's what ripping out takes.

558
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,080
14.

559
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:23,160
Okay, yeah, so you kind of put your feet up on the wall and just pull this bitch out and

560
00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:25,640
you pull it out and you see this long hole.

561
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:29,800
It's Indiana Jones style hole inside there with a lever inside.

562
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:30,800
Oh, God.

563
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:34,080
I'm going to use my stealth and I'm going to...

564
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:36,080
You're going to use your sleight of hand?

565
00:23:36,080 --> 00:23:37,080
Okay.

566
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:38,080
Yeah, sleight of hand.

567
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,080
That's what I meant.

568
00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,080
I'm going to sneak and put my hand inside.

569
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:41,080
So I'm going to turn my hand invisible.

570
00:23:41,080 --> 00:23:42,080
The trap will...

571
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:45,080
Sleight of hand so you can grab this lever.

572
00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:47,080
You can do it.

573
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,080
Do I have an advantage?

574
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:50,080
I don't know.

575
00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:51,080
I don't think so, no.

576
00:23:51,080 --> 00:23:52,080
No, you just get a bunch.

577
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:53,080
Nine plus eight.

578
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:54,080
Nine plus eight?

579
00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:55,080
That's pretty good.

580
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:56,080
Why would you want an advantage?

581
00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:57,080
Because I want a four.

582
00:23:57,080 --> 00:23:58,080
17.

583
00:23:58,080 --> 00:23:59,080
I'm scared.

584
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:03,280
You stick your hand in here and you grab the lever and you yank it and as you quickly pull

585
00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:07,200
your hand out, you see a bunch of these spikes come down with green ooze on them.

586
00:24:07,200 --> 00:24:08,200
That's why I was scared.

587
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:10,720
And stick down into the thing and then retract back up.

588
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:16,160
But the door is unlocked and you guys jump out of the doorway before the walls fully

589
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:17,160
close in.

590
00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,320
When the walls do close, they stay closed.

591
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:20,320
They locked.

592
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:23,600
So this path behind you is closed off.

593
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:24,600
That green ooze was poop.

594
00:24:24,600 --> 00:24:25,600
Those are bungee sticks.

595
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:26,600
Dude.

596
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:27,600
Poop.

597
00:24:27,600 --> 00:24:29,600
Yeah, nasty poop.

598
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:33,320
Okay, so this door is locked.

599
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,960
That one's busted.

600
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:36,960
Yep.

601
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:38,840
So now what would you guys like to do?

602
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,640
Oh yeah, and prisoner 13.

603
00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:41,640
I forgot.

604
00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:42,640
She's running along with you guys.

605
00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:43,640
I'd say she was with Dookie.

606
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:44,640
I didn't forget.

607
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:45,640
I've been watching it.

608
00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:46,640
Dookie missing on poop.

609
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:47,640
Yeah.

610
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:48,640
I guess backtrack the opposite way.

611
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:49,640
See what's down the other hall.

612
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:50,640
Is this a dead end or what?

613
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:55,640
There's another room in there.

614
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:58,080
Yeah, this room looks like a bunch of sleeping mats.

615
00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:00,080
Yeah, like a kindergarten room.

616
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:03,080
Yep, there's a bunch of sleeping mats on the ground.

617
00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:07,280
I said this place looked like it was well used and had lots of workers.

618
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,280
I guess we check out the basement.

619
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:11,280
The stairwell you found?

620
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:12,280
Okay.

621
00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:13,840
Yeah, go down the stairs.

622
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:22,880
So when you step onto the stairs, you step down and you keep walking down some steps

623
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:28,320
and you get further and further down and then you feel the steps lodge and click and then

624
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:34,920
they turn into flat like a slide and you guys start sliding down these stairs and pop out

625
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:41,680
at the bottom of them into another hallway room.

626
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:42,680
Wow.

627
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:47,640
That opens into another room full of paths.

628
00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:50,640
You have paths.

629
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,800
I don't like having lots of options.

630
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,000
I do.

631
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,480
Okay.

632
00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,040
Now that you're down here, you see this open room.

633
00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,280
It kind of opens up and you walk in.

634
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:09,280
There's a single lit brazier on the ground burning in the middle of the floor.

635
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:15,960
I guess I'll go walk to the room with the brazier there.

636
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:21,160
You see a path to your south and to the north that goes up.

637
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:25,400
Just looks like a small bedroom with a small table and then the bottom south room looks

638
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,520
more like a storage room.

639
00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,960
Check the storage room for anything yummy.

640
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:32,720
You may check it.

641
00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:34,760
So make me a message and check this one.

642
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,760
Looking for something yummy.

643
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:42,160
Just a look around the bedrooms if there's anything of any value or use.

644
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:43,160
16.

645
00:26:43,160 --> 00:26:44,160
16?

646
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:45,160
Yeah.

647
00:26:45,160 --> 00:26:52,080
So you kind of roll it around, pop them open the lid and you just get this awful rotten

648
00:26:52,080 --> 00:26:55,080
green gassy smell that just flows out of this barrel.

649
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,080
Not yummy.

650
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,080
So yeah.

651
00:26:57,080 --> 00:27:01,600
You tell her something's very wrong with what's inside of those barrels.

652
00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,080
It's kind of just flowing out of it.

653
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:04,080
It's probably poison.

654
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,080
No it is.

655
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,080
No it is.

656
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,080
I'm just going to go mend the barrel.

657
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:08,080
Okay.

658
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:09,080
How's that say?

659
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:10,080
So what are you going to do dad?

660
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:11,080
Yeah, you can mend the barrel.

661
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,080
It's a good idea.

662
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:15,400
It doesn't fill up the whole cavity with gas.

663
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:18,320
So yeah, what would you guys like to do now?

664
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,920
There's a path to the north and to the east actually.

665
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:22,560
I'm checking that bedroom.

666
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:23,560
That bedroom?

667
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,720
Okay, it looks like it's just a small bedroom.

668
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:26,720
There's nothing special.

669
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,200
There's a little table in there.

670
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:33,140
But as you're deeper down, you're starting to see the stuff get a little bit fancier

671
00:27:33,140 --> 00:27:34,140
on the walls.

672
00:27:34,140 --> 00:27:35,140
It's starting to look more like...

673
00:27:35,140 --> 00:27:36,140
A kitchen.

674
00:27:36,140 --> 00:27:41,240
Yeah, more elite carved stuff rather than just cobblestone walls and such.

675
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:45,920
And on that brazier, does it look like it's frequently put out?

676
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:50,000
There is a cap next to it, but it's been lit since you've walked in.

677
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,000
Should we try capping it?

678
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,600
You can try capping it.

679
00:27:55,600 --> 00:28:02,640
So yeah, when you cap it, nothing seems to happen in this room.

680
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:03,640
You don't notice anything.

681
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:04,640
The mechanism really changes.

682
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,640
You don't really notice anything change.

683
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:11,560
Okay, then we cap it I guess.

684
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:14,560
In this room, yeah.

685
00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:15,560
Okay.

686
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:16,560
And we'll move to the next room.

687
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:17,560
Well, this is multiple.

688
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:18,560
Yeah.

689
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:21,560
I guess I'll move north since I was already in that room.

690
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:22,560
Okay, so you're going to move north?

691
00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:26,560
I'll stay at the thing and cap it again if need be.

692
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:27,560
If need be.

693
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:33,400
Okay, so as you progress through Duke, you see an open room that's got a long table.

694
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:38,240
A long, long table with big skin rugs under it.

695
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:39,600
The dining hall.

696
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:45,080
Yeah, but across the table there is a bunch of little lit lanterns all across it.

697
00:28:45,080 --> 00:28:50,520
We need those.

698
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:54,800
And there's a path to the south of the room and that path that goes north.

699
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,320
These lanterns look special.

700
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,320
No, east, sorry.

701
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:00,320
South and east.

702
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:02,080
Do the lanterns look special at all?

703
00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:07,240
They just look like they're kind of like carryable lanterns, a little like old timey fantasy

704
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:08,240
flame inside.

705
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:09,240
We'll go ahead and grab one.

706
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:10,240
You're going to grab one?

707
00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:11,240
Yeah.

708
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,240
Okay.

709
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:17,240
So, yeah, you pick up this lantern and you are able to see a little bit better.

710
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:21,440
Yeah, yeah, even though they have dark vision.

711
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,440
It's an unnatural darkening.

712
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:27,320
Okay, anything else anybody else wants to do while we're still doing this?

713
00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:28,320
An unnatural darkening.

714
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:29,320
I want to get a lantern.

715
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:34,320
You got to follow, please, or follow Duke to get a lantern.

716
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:38,440
Actually, what's straight from to the right through this room?

717
00:29:38,440 --> 00:29:43,160
You walk forward and you see a large white door and it is locked.

718
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:47,880
I might have a path to get behind it.

719
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:48,880
What is it?

720
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,880
A labyrinth or whatever.

721
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:54,120
I'll move south a little bit.

722
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:58,480
Duke Crystal, you see the same thing, a large white door that is sealed locked.

723
00:29:58,480 --> 00:29:59,480
What's that?

724
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:00,480
Home.

725
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:01,480
Home, home, home.

726
00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:02,480
Are we capped?

727
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:03,480
No, you are not capped.

728
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:04,480
Cap it.

729
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:05,480
Cap it.

730
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:06,480
It's my only option is east.

731
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:09,480
Flee stick, you tell Miss Muffin to cap it.

732
00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:10,480
Yeah.

733
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:14,480
Okay, when you cap it, you hear the door right in front of you, flee stick, unlock.

734
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,480
Do you enter?

735
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:17,480
I enter.

736
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:23,480
Okay, you enter and you see kind of like what was in the other room, a large statue

737
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:28,480
of a man of some sort holding the ceiling up.

738
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,480
Okay, is there any goodies in here?

739
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:34,760
You're seeing some crates and such across the floor, but it looks like some of the ceiling

740
00:30:34,760 --> 00:30:36,360
has kind of broken away.

741
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:39,480
There's like crumbled pieces on the ground around the area.

742
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:42,480
Okay, can I investigate what's going on up there?

743
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:43,480
The ceiling?

744
00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:44,480
Yeah.

745
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:49,480
Yeah, you can take a look up at the ceiling and see if it's in structural integrity.

746
00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:52,480
Do me a perception check.

747
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:57,480
She's out of, she's in disrepair.

748
00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:58,480
14.

749
00:30:58,480 --> 00:30:59,480
14?

750
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:04,480
So you look up and you kind of like looking at the ceiling, looking at the shit on the

751
00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:08,480
ground, and you're realizing that it looks recent, like it's recently crumbled down.

752
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:09,480
Okay.

753
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:11,480
Like this stuff doesn't look like it's been just resting here.

754
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:17,480
It's freshly crumbled rock, cobblestone, stone, Minecraft.

755
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:21,480
But yeah, you see all that.

756
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:23,480
What else would you guys like to do?

757
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:24,480
Anybody else?

758
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,480
I'll continue moving.

759
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:29,480
Kelly, Mr. Muffin, are you remaining capped?

760
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,480
Uncap it.

761
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:33,480
Uncap it.

762
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,480
Okay, when you uncap it, the door locks.

763
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:40,480
Yeah, so if I cap it and walk away, will it stay capped?

764
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:41,480
You can try.

765
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:42,480
Okay, I'll try.

766
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:46,480
As you walk away with your hand off of it, the flame ignites and kind of pops the cap

767
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:47,480
off the top of it.

768
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:51,480
Is there anything nearby heavy enough to place on it?

769
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,480
There's a route around it.

770
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:54,480
You can try?

771
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:55,480
Yeah.

772
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:56,480
To place something on it?

773
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:57,480
Yeah, I'd say there is.

774
00:31:57,480 --> 00:31:58,480
There's a bolt.

775
00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:02,480
Yeah, one thing really around you though is maybe some chairs in the one room and barrels

776
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:03,480
of gas.

777
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:06,480
Wait, so where Duke Crystal's at, I can just go that way.

778
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:07,480
You can try?

779
00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,480
Yeah, just make sure I can get out first.

780
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:11,480
Yeah, I'd let him out of the room you locked him in.

781
00:32:11,480 --> 00:32:12,480
I can let him out.

782
00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,480
Oh yeah, Archie's still behind, so.

783
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:15,480
Alright, yeah.

784
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:16,480
Okay, yeah.

785
00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:19,480
I'm going to go up to where Duke's at.

786
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:20,480
You are?

787
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,480
Yeah, through that locked door.

788
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:24,480
Remember, there's two doors locked.

789
00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:26,480
I came through one, I'm going to go left out the other one.

790
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,480
So you're going to go up where Duke was?

791
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:29,480
Yeah.

792
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,480
That door is still locked, sealed.

793
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:33,480
Well, he let me out.

794
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:35,480
I think that one only unlocks the...

795
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:37,480
Oh, then I'm going back where Archie was.

796
00:32:37,480 --> 00:32:38,480
Okay.

797
00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:43,480
Alright, then, Duke Crystal and Miss Muffin, let's do you guys since you're up here.

798
00:32:43,480 --> 00:32:46,480
Right quick, up here in this shit.

799
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,480
Place it on his way.

800
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:52,480
Yeah, you come across this room and it looks like it's a master suite.

801
00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:58,480
Like there's big bedrooms, there's a large, another long table with the fancy skins under it.

802
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:03,480
But the rooms all have like colored beds and they're looking a little bit nicer than the rest.

803
00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,480
What would you guys like to do?

804
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,480
And a path down to the south of the room.

805
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:10,480
Look for any loots in this.

806
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:14,480
Okay, just give me an investigation check.

807
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,480
Roll me a double one.

808
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,480
Just so you can say you're searching these rooms.

809
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,480
13.

810
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:23,480
13, 13?

811
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,480
No, it's a 13 and a 2.

812
00:33:25,480 --> 00:33:26,480
Oh.

813
00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:28,480
There you add them together.

814
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,480
I got a nat 1.

815
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:36,480
And then I got a 14 plus whatever my investigation is.

816
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,480
Okay, so you got a nat 1.

817
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:45,480
So when you walk into this room, Kelly, this muffin, you step inside and you walk in there and you start to look for stuff.

818
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,480
And then you don't find anything.

819
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:50,480
And when you step out to walk, you trip.

820
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,480
You're going to take three damage.

821
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:53,480
Jesus.

822
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:55,480
Nat 1, I'm tripping out of the room.

823
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:57,480
You ever heard of using your hands?

824
00:33:57,480 --> 00:33:58,480
His face.

825
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:02,480
Yeah, his whole arms, legs, and just smack into the ground.

826
00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:10,480
Dude, you check this one room and you see this blue kind of wrapped clothing almost like on this couch shelf here.

827
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,480
But it looks like it's a robe of some sorts.

828
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:15,480
It's glowing blue.

829
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:16,480
Interesting.

830
00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:17,480
Go ahead and grab it.

831
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:18,480
Okay.

832
00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,480
Smack it.

833
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:21,480
All right.

834
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:22,480
Now, what would you guys like to do?

835
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:23,480
Press down?

836
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:24,480
Yeah.

837
00:34:24,480 --> 00:34:25,480
South?

838
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:26,480
Keep moving down.

839
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:27,480
Okay, you get to this door and it is locked.

840
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:32,480
It doesn't look like it's sealed like the other ones were, but it is locked.

841
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,480
So if you had these tools or some sort, you can try to pick it.

842
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:36,480
Or break it.

843
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:37,480
Or you can try to break it.

844
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:38,480
It is just a wooden door.

845
00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:40,480
It's not like the others, like big.

846
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:41,480
I'm trying to break it.

847
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:42,480
Yeah, that's fine.

848
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,480
19 plus five?

849
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:45,480
Yeah, that's a good enough strength check.

850
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,480
You shoulder check that door and blow it down.

851
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:49,480
You can tell it was not very strong.

852
00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,480
No, it just broke the latch on it.

853
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:57,480
When you cross into this room, you can tell that this room, it looks like it's like an

854
00:34:57,480 --> 00:34:58,480
escape passage almost.

855
00:34:58,480 --> 00:34:59,480
Flipping through there.

856
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:04,480
But you come ahead to the front to another door that is sealed and locked.

857
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:05,480
Gotcha.

858
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:11,480
Now, are lanterns in the room that you were just in across the long table?

859
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,480
So should we head that way and grab a lantern?

860
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,480
You can if you want or whatever you'd like to do.

861
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:18,480
Whatever you think you should do to get these doors unlocked.

862
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,480
Can I investigate this escape room?

863
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:22,480
Or should we?

864
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,480
See if there's any mechanism to unlock the door?

865
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:25,480
Yeah, you can check.

866
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:26,480
Cap it.

867
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:27,480
I'm going to cap.

868
00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:28,480
Aren't you going to cap?

869
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:29,480
It's still back.

870
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:31,480
It's only unlocked one door.

871
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:35,480
Yeah, you searched this room thoroughly and there doesn't seem to be any mechanisms to

872
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:36,480
open the door.

873
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:37,480
What would you guys like to do, sorry?

874
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:40,480
You got to cap the big light, that first one?

875
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:41,480
Yeah.

876
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:44,480
Okay, you'd cap it, but nothing seems to happen for anybody.

877
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:46,480
Except for the front door you were in front of with the light.

878
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:47,480
Original.

879
00:35:47,480 --> 00:35:49,480
Yeah, that door locks but the rest do not.

880
00:35:49,480 --> 00:35:50,480
I guess it does.

881
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,480
I'm going to go and catch up with everybody else.

882
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:54,480
You guys are going to leave that room?

883
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:55,480
Yeah, I had to torch everybody.

884
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:57,480
Well, we're going to do it.

885
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:01,480
Somebody should go in that room and go south in the ring around that room.

886
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:07,480
Cap it, let one of you in, and then inside there look.

887
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,480
All these doors out here are locked and the cap, capping it won't open.

888
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:11,480
Oh, is that a door?

889
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:12,480
I think it is.

890
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,480
Oh, I'll go.

891
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:17,480
Unless you want to go.

892
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:18,480
You're black out.

893
00:36:18,480 --> 00:36:21,480
It barely clipped what looks like an opening.

894
00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:23,480
Oh yeah, that's a path down there.

895
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,480
If it was supposed to be seen.

896
00:36:25,480 --> 00:36:27,480
It's fine, close enough.

897
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:28,480
That's the only path we got.

898
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:29,480
All right, so what's going on?

899
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:30,480
Who's doing what?

900
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:32,480
I'm going to cap it and he's going to go through.

901
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,480
You're going to cap it and he's going to go through into the center circle of your room?

902
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:35,480
Yeah.

903
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:36,480
Okay, then what are you going to do?

904
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:37,480
Go inside there.

905
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:38,480
Go south.

906
00:36:38,480 --> 00:36:41,480
Yeah, you see a door down there that's lit up, but it is sealed and locked.

907
00:36:41,480 --> 00:36:42,480
Let's have a bitch.

908
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:44,480
Uncap it.

909
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:45,480
I'm going to uncap.

910
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:46,480
You're going to uncap?

911
00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:47,480
Yeah.

912
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:51,480
Okay, when you uncap that and the lights are all on, that door unlocks.

913
00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:52,480
Yeah.

914
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:53,480
Oh, crazy.

915
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,480
So I'm going to go through it.

916
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:56,480
You're going to go through it?

917
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:57,480
The south door.

918
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:58,480
Okay.

919
00:36:58,480 --> 00:36:59,480
Everybody else is getting left behind.

920
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:01,480
I'm just going to peek-a-boo.

921
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:05,480
Okay, well, let's see here.

922
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:06,480
Where are we at?

923
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:14,480
Yes, so as you peek down this room, you're seeing the inside of the Golden Ball.

924
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:19,480
You're seeing the paths that are storing all the chests with magical items and everything

925
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:20,480
inside there.

926
00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:25,480
This is the deepest part of the underground dungeon and it's holding all the magical equipment.

927
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:31,480
But the problem you guys are facing is getting inside to there, but you need Prisoner 13

928
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:36,480
to get in there to fully unlock this whole thing because there's...

929
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:40,480
So, I'm going to go all the way back around to where Archie is.

930
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:41,480
Damn it.

931
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:44,480
Does any of us have any reverse speed mobility?

932
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:47,480
It does stay kept for a couple seconds before it pops open.

933
00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:52,480
So the door that unlocked right there, it unlocks and opens, but when you step through,

934
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,480
because you didn't walk through, I guess.

935
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:55,480
I'll wait.

936
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:58,480
You didn't walk through into the vault?

937
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:01,480
Well, I was kind of going to wait for everybody since I peeked and checked.

938
00:38:01,480 --> 00:38:03,480
I just want to get our situation going.

939
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:04,480
All right.

940
00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:05,480
So what's the plan then?

941
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:08,480
What are you guys planning to get through into here with him?

942
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:11,480
Is Archie just going to let you all in through that one door?

943
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:15,480
No matter what, when we're near these other doors, they never unlock these other two...

944
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,480
None from the first kept light?

945
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:18,480
No.

946
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:19,480
From the first kept light.

947
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:24,480
I'm going to go to the table in this room where there's lanterns over and I'm going

948
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,480
to put all the ones on this table out.

949
00:38:26,480 --> 00:38:27,480
Okay.

950
00:38:27,480 --> 00:38:28,480
I'm going to put all those out.

951
00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:33,480
Since they're just the normal lanterns, you can kind of just turn off the flame and you

952
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:37,480
feel like the magic that was burning it kind of just like get cut off for a second and

953
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,480
you hear the door unlatch.

954
00:38:39,480 --> 00:38:40,480
Okay.

955
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:41,480
I go through the door.

956
00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:42,480
Yeah.

957
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:47,480
So now, Ms. Muffin, did Archie let you in?

958
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:48,480
Yeah.

959
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,480
I went all the way around.

960
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:50,480
I just changed it.

961
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,480
Me and prisoner 13 walked in.

962
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:53,480
Okay.

963
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,480
So then Archie, how are you getting inside?

964
00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:58,480
You're going to have to walk around and go the way to do a crystal cave.

965
00:38:58,480 --> 00:38:59,480
Yep.

966
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:00,480
Yeah.

967
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:01,480
Okay.

968
00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,480
You're going to go loop all the way around and come through the doors he unlocked?

969
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:04,480
Okay.

970
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:10,480
So as you guys all are approaching the golden vault, you come up to the door that you unlatched.

971
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:11,480
Oh wait.

972
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,480
No, it is not.

973
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:15,480
The door is sealed and locked again.

974
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,480
Why did they come back on?

975
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:19,480
Because you have a light set out.

976
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:22,480
When you had all the lights on, this door unlocked.

977
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:24,480
See what I mean?

978
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,480
Oh, so the ones I put out.

979
00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:28,480
To get in.

980
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:29,480
Yes.

981
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:32,480
So you guys need to get back out and light those again.

982
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:34,480
But it's going to lock that door.

983
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:36,480
Grab all the ones that are on that table.

984
00:39:36,480 --> 00:39:37,480
Yeah.

985
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:38,480
Grab them.

986
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:40,480
Grab them, bring them in here and light them in this room.

987
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:41,480
Yeah.

988
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:42,480
Let's do that.

989
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:43,480
Yeah.

990
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:44,480
Exactly.

991
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:45,480
Do that.

992
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:46,480
So you bring them all in here and you light it up.

993
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:50,480
And you've got these lanterns lying around this statue guy here.

994
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:54,480
And she kind of looks at what you're doing and she's like, what the fuck are you guys

995
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:55,480
doing?

996
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,480
You guys all light up these lights and then the door unlatches.

997
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,480
And you're all standing there and you see the golden vault door swing open.

998
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,480
And she goes, oh my god, you're geniuses.

999
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:09,480
And she kind of steps inside and she goes, well, I said I would give you your share,

1000
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:29,480
but I lied.

1001
00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:31,480
And then she like rips off her collar on her neck.

1002
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:32,480
Crack the dish.

1003
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:33,480
I've been ready.

1004
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:35,480
And rolls her initiative.

1005
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:42,480
I should have advantage on that because I've been ready to beat her at any moment.

1006
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:43,480
Roll advantage.

1007
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:44,480
Roll 20.

1008
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,480
He said roll advantage.

1009
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:48,480
20 plus 4.

1010
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:52,480
Nat 20 plus 4.

1011
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:55,480
Nat 20 plus 4.

1012
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:59,480
19 plus 2.

1013
00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:00,480
21.

1014
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:03,480
21 for Duke.

1015
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,480
21 for Duke.

1016
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:07,480
20 plus 4.

1017
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:09,480
16 plus 4.

1018
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:10,480
Please stick.

1019
00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:11,480
What was yours?

1020
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:12,480
17.

1021
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:13,480
17.

1022
00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:14,480
Miss Muffin.

1023
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:15,480
8.

1024
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:16,480
8.

1025
00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:17,480
4 plus 4.

1026
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:20,480
And she got, let's see.

1027
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:23,480
Nice doing it.

1028
00:41:23,480 --> 00:41:24,480
19.

1029
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:25,480
Prisoner did.

1030
00:41:25,480 --> 00:41:26,480
Yes.

1031
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:27,480
13.

1032
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,480
Alright.

1033
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:33,480
This guy is not in hand out.

1034
00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:36,480
Wasn't that bitch supposed to open something in here?

1035
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:40,480
She opens all of the magic that holds all of these things locked in place.

1036
00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:43,480
So the golden vault is open, but she has not unlocked the chests.

1037
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:44,480
Like the vaults.

1038
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:45,480
You know what I mean?

1039
00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:48,480
You're in the vault, but she has not unlocked the vaults.

1040
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:49,480
Holding all of the things.

1041
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:52,480
She's got those like magically locked.

1042
00:41:52,480 --> 00:41:56,480
So Archie Ortiz, it is your turn.

1043
00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:58,480
I'm going to mace that bitch.

1044
00:41:58,480 --> 00:41:59,480
You're going to mace that bitch.

1045
00:41:59,480 --> 00:42:02,480
You better hope it works when she's dead.

1046
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:03,480
Get in there and mace her.

1047
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:04,480
Get me a tackle.

1048
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:05,480
She done fucked up.

1049
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:07,480
She's all the way off and then did to mine.

1050
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:08,480
Oh no I'm not.

1051
00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:09,480
So.

1052
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:10,480
I got a 2.

1053
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:12,480
No, that does not hit.

1054
00:42:12,480 --> 00:42:15,480
Okay, so next up is Duke Crystal.

1055
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:16,480
I fucked up.

1056
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:17,480
And you are holding the.

1057
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:19,480
You know what I'm swinging.

1058
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:21,480
The wretched sword because you can.

1059
00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,480
Unless you're swinging with an off hand.

1060
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:26,480
No, I'm two handed by this.

1061
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:31,480
That's a 17 plus 8 to hit.

1062
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:33,480
17 plus 8 to hit?

1063
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:34,480
Yes.

1064
00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:36,480
Okay, so that will hit.

1065
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:39,480
What damage do we usually do for your sword?

1066
00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:40,480
4d6 plus 6.

1067
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:42,480
4d6 plus 6.

1068
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:44,480
Okay, do 2d6 plus 6.

1069
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:45,480
You're on.

1070
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:49,480
Trust me, it's okay.

1071
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:54,480
6, 4, plus 6 so 10.

1072
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:55,480
10 damage.

1073
00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:56,480
16.

1074
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:57,480
Oh 16 damage.

1075
00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:58,480
6, 4, then 6.

1076
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:02,480
Okay, so you do the slice to her and you cut down on her.

1077
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:05,480
But you do not feel anything drain from you.

1078
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:11,480
But when you hit her, roll a d4.

1079
00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:12,480
4.

1080
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:13,480
4?

1081
00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:14,480
Yes.

1082
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:16,480
You feel 4 health come back into you.

1083
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:17,480
Nice.

1084
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:18,480
That is awesome.

1085
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:21,480
Can I use that as over health?

1086
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:24,480
No, there's no bonus health.

1087
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:25,480
It's just if you are hurt.

1088
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:26,480
It just maxes you out.

1089
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:32,480
And it's only going to be based off of a certain amount of damage dealt to their thing.

1090
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:34,480
So it's better to take it like from me.

1091
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:37,480
If you do enough damage, you will get life back.

1092
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:40,480
So, prisoner 13's turn.

1093
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:43,480
Duke, you're up in our face.

1094
00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:44,480
That's the best.

1095
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:46,480
I'm the barbarian.

1096
00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:48,480
I take the damage.

1097
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:53,480
I got a healing sword and a healing potion.

1098
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:57,480
Okay, she's going to do a melee tattooed strike.

1099
00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:59,480
So you see her magic arm kind of light up.

1100
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:00,480
She's doing some avatar shit.

1101
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:01,480
Yeah, light up.

1102
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:04,480
She raises her arm and her tattoo blows blue.

1103
00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:06,480
She comes down with a huge backhand.

1104
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:08,480
And let's see.

1105
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,480
15 plus 6.

1106
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:11,480
Definitely.

1107
00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:12,480
Yeah, that hits.

1108
00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:13,480
Let's see.

1109
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:22,480
Okay, that is 3, 2, plus 3.

1110
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:24,480
So yeah, 5 plus 3.

1111
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:28,480
And then, see here.

1112
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:33,480
I got to read what this other one does.

1113
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:35,480
Okay, I can't do that.

1114
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:37,480
Alright, so yeah, that's her turn.

1115
00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:39,480
She is done.

1116
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:41,480
Next turn is flea stick sock jelly.

1117
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:43,480
What do you want to do?

1118
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:45,480
Alright, so she just slapped my dude.

1119
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:46,480
Yeah.

1120
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:47,480
Well.

1121
00:44:47,480 --> 00:44:50,480
Donkey punched me with her magic blue fist.

1122
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:53,480
Getting the old siren backhand.

1123
00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:56,480
I'm trying to see if I wanted to amp up Duke over here.

1124
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:58,480
I was going to make him a bear.

1125
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,480
How do you make him a bear?

1126
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:01,480
Huh?

1127
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:02,480
What do you mean make him a bear?

1128
00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:03,480
Enhance ability.

1129
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,480
Oh, make it.

1130
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:06,480
What does that do?

1131
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:07,480
Like make his bear strength?

1132
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:10,480
Bear's endurance, bull strength, cat's grace, eagle's sponge.

1133
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:12,480
Fox's cunning, owl's wisdom.

1134
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,480
Yeah, I mean you can do that.

1135
00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,480
And it lasts up to an hour.

1136
00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,480
Fucking Jesus Christ.

1137
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:20,480
Yeah, I can't give it to him.

1138
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:21,480
I can have it if you want.

1139
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:22,480
What was it again?

1140
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:24,480
Bull strength.

1141
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:26,480
The target has advantage on strength checks.

1142
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:30,480
And his or her carrying capacity doubles.

1143
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:32,480
I mean, usually doing strength checks.

1144
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:33,480
How long does that one last?

1145
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:34,480
An hour.

1146
00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:36,480
That would probably be the best one.

1147
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:37,480
The strength one for my guy.

1148
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:38,480
Give me the bull strength.

1149
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:44,480
If I said I want to grab the bitch's arm and snap it, that would be a strength check if I wanted to do stuff like that.

1150
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:45,480
Okay, so you do that?

1151
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:46,480
Yeah.

1152
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:48,480
Is that an action or a bonus action?

1153
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:51,480
It's an action.

1154
00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:54,480
My bonus action would be my shield of faith.

1155
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:55,480
Shield of faith?

1156
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:56,480
Yeah.

1157
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:57,480
Okay, we heard.

1158
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,480
Or my spiritual weapon.

1159
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:05,480
Okay, so spiritual weapon. Spawns. Where do you spawn it?

1160
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:10,480
I guess the gnome knew I wasn't going to miss.

1161
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:14,480
He didn't come out and say anything about you're going to miss.

1162
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:17,480
I'm trying to understand how that works.

1163
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:19,480
He knows my rolls before I roll.

1164
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,480
What is it?

1165
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:22,480
Where you're spawning it?

1166
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:27,480
Can I make it like a mask on her head and it just tightens slowly as it goes on?

1167
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:29,480
That could be its attack, sure.

1168
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:30,480
It's a popper head.

1169
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:33,480
It could just like pop it in her head and try to catch it.

1170
00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:38,480
No, I'm just going to brace it in front of me and kind of use it as like a shield as well.

1171
00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:40,480
Yeah, spawns with you. All right, Miss Fentcher, your turn.

1172
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:42,480
He said I want to equip the Shrieking Helmet.

1173
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:44,480
You do have advantage on your attack.

1174
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:46,480
And I'm still invisible.

1175
00:46:46,480 --> 00:46:48,480
And she is swarmed by your team.

1176
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,480
Well, we're finished.

1177
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:54,480
So you are able to advantage attack for stealth, first sneak attack if you'd like.

1178
00:46:54,480 --> 00:47:00,480
So yeah, I'm going to dagger dagger her, both daggers, slice slice if I can.

1179
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:01,480
Do your first attack.

1180
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:05,480
My first dagger is my plus one dagger because I always hit with my right hand first.

1181
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:07,480
Roll with advantage.

1182
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:08,480
Huh?

1183
00:47:08,480 --> 00:47:09,480
Roll with advantage.

1184
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:10,480
Yeah.

1185
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:13,480
Five plus seven.

1186
00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:15,480
Five plus seven to hit?

1187
00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:18,480
No, will not hit.

1188
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:21,480
So you make your offhand attack with your other dagger.

1189
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:24,480
If I do that, do I still get to sneak away now?

1190
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:27,480
No, you have to use your bonus action to disengage to get away.

1191
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:29,480
I'm just going to do that then.

1192
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:31,480
Okay, so you're going to step out.

1193
00:47:31,480 --> 00:47:32,480
Smart move.

1194
00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:35,480
I'm going to sneakably step away from you.

1195
00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:36,480
Well, you can disengage.

1196
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:38,480
That's not stealth.

1197
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:40,480
That's getting away from them safely.

1198
00:47:40,480 --> 00:47:42,480
Disengage basically so that you can walk away without being hit.

1199
00:47:42,480 --> 00:47:45,480
Because they can make an opportunity attack if you walk away while in combat.

1200
00:47:45,480 --> 00:47:46,480
You know what I mean?

1201
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:49,480
So you can disengage to get away from them so you don't get smoked in the head and die.

1202
00:47:49,480 --> 00:47:51,480
That's fine.

1203
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:53,480
Makes it easier to hide because they're not focused on you.

1204
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:54,480
Exactly.

1205
00:47:54,480 --> 00:48:00,480
So if that's it then for your disengage turn, RG, back to you.

1206
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:03,480
Alright, I guess I'm going to try to mace this mofo again.

1207
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:07,480
Don't forget about your magic attacks too.

1208
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:11,480
Alright, so your turn or you get geetied.

1209
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:14,480
Alright, I'm going to use my fist of unbroken air.

1210
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:18,480
And I have to do a saving throw.

1211
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:19,480
What's your hurt in the next week?

1212
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:20,480
What is it?

1213
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,480
Saving throws twelve?

1214
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:24,480
Yeah, twelve.

1215
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:26,480
She got a three, six.

1216
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:27,480
She got six.

1217
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:30,480
So she's getting a hit.

1218
00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:33,480
Wait, D10.

1219
00:48:33,480 --> 00:48:34,480
Three D10s, right?

1220
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:35,480
Yeah.

1221
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:36,480
Is that it?

1222
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:37,480
Yeah, she gets one.

1223
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:38,480
This one has a zero on it.

1224
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,480
Yeah, okay.

1225
00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:42,480
One.

1226
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:45,480
One.

1227
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:47,480
Another one, wow.

1228
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:50,480
Heavy damage.

1229
00:48:50,480 --> 00:48:52,480
And a two.

1230
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:53,480
Wow, that was depressing.

1231
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:54,480
Okay.

1232
00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:55,480
Is it plus anything?

1233
00:48:55,480 --> 00:48:58,480
Plus an extra one D10.

1234
00:48:58,480 --> 00:49:00,480
Well, that's for if you spend another key point.

1235
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:04,480
Because it takes two key points to use it and then you can spend another one to...

1236
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:08,480
No, it says on a failure it takes three D10 bludgeoning damage plus an extra one D10.

1237
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:09,480
Oh, nevermind, you're right.

1238
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,480
Well, fuck it, I'm going to use another key point.

1239
00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:14,480
Alright, go for it.

1240
00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:17,480
Another key point for an extra one D10.

1241
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:19,480
Oh, another one D10.

1242
00:49:19,480 --> 00:49:21,480
We'll follow her in the next week.

1243
00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:24,480
Or maybe tomorrow.

1244
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:27,480
And seven on top of that, so...

1245
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:29,480
That's decent.

1246
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:31,480
Four plus seven, so 11 damage.

1247
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:35,480
Decent amount of damage.

1248
00:49:35,480 --> 00:49:38,480
She's pushed back 20 feet and knocked prone.

1249
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:39,480
Decent.

1250
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:42,480
So, what's 20 feet Jesus?

1251
00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:45,480
No, Jesus is Jesus.

1252
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:47,480
Okay, so she would have hit a wall actually at this point.

1253
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:51,480
So yeah, she's pushed back about 15 feet and then smoked a wall.

1254
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:55,480
So, yeah, now it is Duke Crystal's turn.

1255
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:56,480
Lightning Bolt.

1256
00:49:56,480 --> 00:49:58,480
Lightning Bolt!

1257
00:49:58,480 --> 00:49:59,480
Lightning Bolt!

1258
00:49:59,480 --> 00:50:00,480
Pikachu!

1259
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:02,480
So I do a dexterity second throw.

1260
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:04,480
We went off of...

1261
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:05,480
My dexterity.

1262
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:07,480
Yeah, so what is it?

1263
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:08,480
14.

1264
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:09,480
14?

1265
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:10,480
Okay.

1266
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:12,480
It's 11 plus three.

1267
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:16,480
So 14 on the dot, so it takes half damage.

1268
00:50:16,480 --> 00:50:19,480
Half damage of 86.

1269
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:20,480
So...

1270
00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:21,480
Decent.

1271
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:22,480
Decent.

1272
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:23,480
It's a lot.

1273
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:27,480
It does not consist of that.

1274
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:30,480
So we're going to angle.

1275
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:38,480
So five, nine, nine, 13, there's four of those.

1276
00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:47,480
So, yeah, that's 37.

1277
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:50,480
And then, yeah, 32.

1278
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:51,480
32 half?

1279
00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:52,480
Half, yeah.

1280
00:50:52,480 --> 00:50:53,480
What would that be?

1281
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:54,480
16.

1282
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:55,480
16?

1283
00:50:55,480 --> 00:50:56,480
Okay.

1284
00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:57,480
I didn't do a math.

1285
00:50:57,480 --> 00:50:58,480
Damage!

1286
00:50:58,480 --> 00:50:59,480
Blow!

1287
00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:04,480
It's hit with lightning and fucking lightning's bouncing off the walls in this fucking hall.

1288
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:05,480
Unholy darkness.

1289
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:08,480
And Prisoner 13's turn, so...

1290
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:09,480
Fuck.

1291
00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:12,480
He pushed her back 20 feet.

1292
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:13,480
So...

1293
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:16,480
Where's that at?

1294
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:21,480
I'm going to sit right here while the brown...

1295
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:26,480
She does a ranged tattoo strike called Firestorm Tattoo.

1296
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:30,480
Prisoner 13 magically unleashes a flame from the tattoo of...

1297
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:36,480
Each creature in the area make a DC 15 dexterity saving throw.

1298
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:42,480
So, Doof and Archie, you guys need to make a 15 dexterity saving throw.

1299
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:43,480
I made a five.

1300
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:44,480
You can do it.

1301
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:45,480
Wow.

1302
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:46,480
Seven.

1303
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:47,480
Seven?

1304
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:48,480
Okay, you're both going to take some damage.

1305
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:49,480
We got clipped.

1306
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:53,480
As flames shoot out of her body and start flaming towards you.

1307
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:54,480
Saving throw?

1308
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:56,480
Seven plus six, so...

1309
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:57,480
No.

1310
00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:58,480
Still didn't do it.

1311
00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:00,480
Still didn't do it.

1312
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:01,480
So...

1313
00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:02,480
I had a 15.

1314
00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:03,480
Yeah, yeah, nevermind.

1315
00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:04,480
One.

1316
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:05,480
I was like, wait.

1317
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:07,480
Three or two, so three damage.

1318
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:08,480
Five.

1319
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:09,480
So eight damage.

1320
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:10,480
Yep, just eight damage.

1321
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:11,480
You guys take eight fire damage.

1322
00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:12,480
And you are knocked prone.

1323
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:13,480
No, just me and Archie.

1324
00:52:13,480 --> 00:52:14,480
Okay.

1325
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:15,480
Alright, I see how it is.

1326
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:16,480
And you are knocked prone, so you're knocked to the ground.

1327
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:17,480
Let's see how you guys do this next one.

1328
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:18,480
Please stick.

1329
00:52:18,480 --> 00:52:19,480
Your turn.

1330
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:20,480
Alright.

1331
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:21,480
Heal them.

1332
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:28,480
Heal them, Free.

1333
00:52:28,480 --> 00:52:30,480
Please stick.

1334
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:31,480
Not necessary.

1335
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:35,480
We got a couple hits left in here.

1336
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:36,480
Quick note, Ryan.

1337
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:38,480
Did you do long rest earlier?

1338
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:39,480
Oh, I did not.

1339
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:42,480
Okay, I was going to say, your health is like low as fuck.

1340
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:44,480
I'm pretty sure it was from that last fight.

1341
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:45,480
Okay, so hold up.

1342
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:46,480
Hold up.

1343
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:47,480
What would you do?

1344
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:48,480
Have you taken damage yet?

1345
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:49,480
That's the only damage you've taken, right?

1346
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:51,480
That first one.

1347
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:56,480
So just put yourself in full health and then take off whatever damage you just took.

1348
00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:57,480
Eight.

1349
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:58,480
Yeah.

1350
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:00,480
Am I clear for a guiding bolt?

1351
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:01,480
Yeah, go for it.

1352
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:02,480
Guiding bolt is perfect.

1353
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:04,480
You and Ms. Muffin are like still diving in the room.

1354
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:05,480
In the doorway, just.

1355
00:53:05,480 --> 00:53:06,480
You're smart.

1356
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:07,480
Well, they'll close the range of base.

1357
00:53:07,480 --> 00:53:08,480
Alright, roll your attack.

1358
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:09,480
No, Damien, that's not what I wanted to do.

1359
00:53:09,480 --> 00:53:10,480
Fuck.

1360
00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:11,480
Oh, you're dead.

1361
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:12,480
Haha.

1362
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:13,480
So I hit zero.

1363
00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:14,480
You're dead.

1364
00:53:14,480 --> 00:53:19,480
What?

1365
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:23,480
Crit fail.

1366
00:53:23,480 --> 00:53:26,480
Crit fail?

1367
00:53:26,480 --> 00:53:27,480
Seven.

1368
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:30,480
Let's see here what I got for her.

1369
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:31,480
One plus seven.

1370
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:34,480
Or one plus eight.

1371
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:40,480
Okay, so she's going to use her reaction with a free reaction, which is actually, since

1372
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:46,480
you're at one, she's going to fly towards you, like sprint super fast towards you with

1373
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:48,480
this like magic and just punch you right in the mouth.

1374
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:52,480
Well, my spiritual weapon jumps in front of me and blocks all the damage.

1375
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:54,480
A twelve plus six to hit.

1376
00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:55,480
Did that hit?

1377
00:53:55,480 --> 00:53:56,480
Twelve plus six?

1378
00:53:56,480 --> 00:53:57,480
I don't remember what your AC is.

1379
00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:58,480
Yes.

1380
00:53:58,480 --> 00:53:59,480
Yes?

1381
00:53:59,480 --> 00:54:00,480
Okay.

1382
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:03,480
And you're going to take.

1383
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:10,480
Three.

1384
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:11,480
Six plus three.

1385
00:54:11,480 --> 00:54:12,480
She's fighting back hard.

1386
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:15,480
A magical punch that she like fucking almost teleports right in your face and punches you

1387
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:16,480
in the mouth.

1388
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:17,480
Six plus three?

1389
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:18,480
Yeah.

1390
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:19,480
She fucked up though.

1391
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:20,480
She got range.

1392
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:21,480
But you can bonus action.

1393
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:22,480
That's damage?

1394
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:23,480
Yes.

1395
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:24,480
Okay.

1396
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:25,480
And then you sit back and bonus action.

1397
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:30,480
Yeah, my spiritual weapon's about to fucking slap this shit out of her, dude.

1398
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:34,480
Suck the shit out of her.

1399
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:41,480
Alright, it morphs into this big beefy fucking baseball bat and it flies at her head.

1400
00:54:41,480 --> 00:54:42,480
Make her attack.

1401
00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:43,480
Like flying sideways?

1402
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:44,480
Like it's rearing back.

1403
00:54:44,480 --> 00:54:45,480
Like a helicopter.

1404
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:46,480
Just like a helicopter.

1405
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:47,480
Yeah.

1406
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:48,480
It's just like a helicopter.

1407
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:49,480
It's just ready to clap.

1408
00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:50,480
It's a roll to hit.

1409
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:51,480
Alright, what is the roll on this anyway?

1410
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:52,480
It should say on the spiritual weapon.

1411
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:53,480
Okay, gotcha.

1412
00:54:53,480 --> 00:55:01,760
That is on the edge.

1413
00:55:01,760 --> 00:55:04,360
You want to verify that's a re-roll?

1414
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:06,360
Yeah, go for it.

1415
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:08,360
That's also a re-roll.

1416
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:11,360
Alright, so that is a eleven.

1417
00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:12,360
No.

1418
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:13,360
Son of a bitch.

1419
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:14,360
Oh no, I'm scared.

1420
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:18,880
She's right up in police thick's face right next to you.

1421
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:19,880
Save me.

1422
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:23,520
You got advantage because they are surrounded.

1423
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:24,520
She is completely surrounded.

1424
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:25,520
Well that ruins my plan.

1425
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:26,520
Yeah, she's too close.

1426
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:31,160
She used her Nat Pia to Nat once.

1427
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:34,160
She used her reaction expertly.

1428
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:37,160
Close enough to dagger.

1429
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:39,160
You said with advantage.

1430
00:55:39,160 --> 00:55:42,560
19 plus seven plus one daggering.

1431
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:44,720
Okay, that will definitely hit.

1432
00:55:44,720 --> 00:55:46,720
So it's a 1d4 plus five.

1433
00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:48,720
Yes, plus some damage.

1434
00:55:48,720 --> 00:55:50,720
What's the sneak attack?

1435
00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:54,720
Three plus five is eight plus sneak attack damage.

1436
00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:58,720
Eight damage and then roll your 2d6's for your sneak attack.

1437
00:55:58,720 --> 00:56:00,720
Let's work on her dagger.

1438
00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:02,720
One, five.

1439
00:56:02,720 --> 00:56:05,720
Five plus six, that's the sneak attack.

1440
00:56:05,720 --> 00:56:06,720
Good deal.

1441
00:56:06,720 --> 00:56:08,720
Now are you disengaging again or are you?

1442
00:56:08,720 --> 00:56:09,720
Double daggering.

1443
00:56:09,720 --> 00:56:10,720
Double daggering?

1444
00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:13,720
I'm going to double dagger because all my men are right here next to me.

1445
00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:15,720
All of them are next to you.

1446
00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:16,720
All of them.

1447
00:56:16,720 --> 00:56:17,720
All of them.

1448
00:56:17,720 --> 00:56:18,720
Crick fail.

1449
00:56:18,720 --> 00:56:19,720
Crick fail?

1450
00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:20,720
Okay, so.

1451
00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:23,720
Do you get advantage with crick fails?

1452
00:56:23,720 --> 00:56:24,720
No.

1453
00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:27,720
So she's going to do the same thing she just did to the flea stick.

1454
00:56:27,720 --> 00:56:30,720
She's going to flip around like super speed.

1455
00:56:30,720 --> 00:56:33,720
I run up to you and just punch you right in the mouth.

1456
00:56:33,720 --> 00:56:36,720
15 plus like six.

1457
00:56:36,720 --> 00:56:38,720
So yeah.

1458
00:56:38,720 --> 00:56:44,720
That is three and three plus.

1459
00:56:44,720 --> 00:56:48,720
Go for the fucking worm.

1460
00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:49,720
Three plus three.

1461
00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:51,720
So take six damage.

1462
00:56:51,720 --> 00:56:54,720
Bitch busted my lid.

1463
00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:57,720
Bitch busted my lid like that?

1464
00:56:57,720 --> 00:57:00,720
Alright next up is Archie back to you.

1465
00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:05,720
She's now well behind you in the doorway because she ran past you all.

1466
00:57:05,720 --> 00:57:06,720
Can't hurt the ass.

1467
00:57:06,720 --> 00:57:07,720
I guess I'm going to.

1468
00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:08,720
What?

1469
00:57:08,720 --> 00:57:09,720
No.

1470
00:57:09,720 --> 00:57:12,720
I guess I'm going to turn around and try to mace her in the face.

1471
00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:14,720
Mace to the face bitch.

1472
00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:18,720
Yeah.

1473
00:57:18,720 --> 00:57:20,720
Eight plus eight.

1474
00:57:20,720 --> 00:57:21,720
What is it?

1475
00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:22,720
16.

1476
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:23,720
No.

1477
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:24,720
What the fuck?

1478
00:57:24,720 --> 00:57:25,720
17.

1479
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:26,720
What the fuck?

1480
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:27,720
17 over coming.

1481
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:28,720
What the fuck?

1482
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:29,720
Alright, Duke.

1483
00:57:29,720 --> 00:57:30,720
Your turn.

1484
00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:35,720
Alright, I'm going to go over there and I'm going to reckless attack the back of that

1485
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:37,720
bitch's neck and take her head clean.

1486
00:57:37,720 --> 00:57:43,720
That gives you advantage on the attack but she has disadvantage against me next turn.

1487
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:46,720
And his little man will tell him before he misses.

1488
00:57:46,720 --> 00:57:47,720
That's true.

1489
00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:48,720
Is it eight?

1490
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:49,720
Oh yeah that's in.

1491
00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:50,720
15 plus five.

1492
00:57:50,720 --> 00:57:51,720
Bitch is hit.

1493
00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:52,720
Is a hit.

1494
00:57:52,720 --> 00:57:55,720
I'm going to say she got more than 20.

1495
00:57:55,720 --> 00:58:00,720
But with the advantage, so your first roll lands, like comes down.

1496
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:04,720
With an advantage it's kind of like a thought of like you're swinging and then swing again

1497
00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:05,720
with your advantage swing.

1498
00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:08,720
You hear that little ring go, you're going to miss.

1499
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:12,720
Then you swing after you miss the swing you hear him say, you're going to miss.

1500
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:13,720
Then you swing.

1501
00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:15,720
So then the next one comes through and he goes silent.

1502
00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:16,720
Interesting.

1503
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:19,720
So he might not be too helpful.

1504
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:22,720
So we're doing the 2d6 again.

1505
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:23,720
2d6.

1506
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:29,720
That's six and three so nine plus six.

1507
00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:30,720
Nine plus six.

1508
00:58:30,720 --> 00:58:32,720
That's a 15 damage.

1509
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:33,720
15 damage.

1510
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:36,720
So that is, yep you get roll your d4.

1511
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:37,720
One.

1512
00:58:37,720 --> 00:58:41,720
You get one health back.

1513
00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:42,720
Anything else?

1514
00:58:42,720 --> 00:58:47,720
I think that's it for you right?

1515
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:48,720
Yep.

1516
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:49,720
Okay.

1517
00:58:49,720 --> 00:58:51,720
Prisoner 13's turn.

1518
00:58:51,720 --> 00:58:52,720
No.

1519
00:58:52,720 --> 00:58:53,720
Yes.

1520
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:58,720
She is up close so what is she going to do here?

1521
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:02,720
Hopefully trip over a ladybug and break her ankle.

1522
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:03,720
A ladybug.

1523
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:08,720
She is going to do her firestorm tattoo again.

1524
00:59:08,720 --> 00:59:09,720
Oh wait no I'm not.

1525
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:10,720
Wait one second.

1526
00:59:10,720 --> 00:59:11,720
She is not.

1527
00:59:11,720 --> 00:59:13,720
So it does not recharge.

1528
00:59:13,720 --> 00:59:17,720
She is going to do a melee tattoo strike at...

1529
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:22,720
Fist stick sock jelly.

1530
00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:24,720
Oh fuck.

1531
00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:26,720
13 plus six.

1532
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:30,720
That will hit I'm pretty sure.

1533
00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:32,720
Eight.

1534
00:59:32,720 --> 00:59:36,720
And six plus three.

1535
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:38,720
Eight and six plus three.

1536
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:39,720
I'm dead.

1537
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:40,720
14 plus six.

1538
00:59:40,720 --> 00:59:41,720
Yeah I'm dead.

1539
00:59:41,720 --> 00:59:42,720
Are you down?

1540
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:43,720
I'm conscious.

1541
00:59:43,720 --> 00:59:44,720
Nice.

1542
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:47,720
14 damage plus six damage.

1543
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:48,720
Yep.

1544
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:53,720
What the fuck do you mean?

1545
00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:56,720
It's like a whole entire health bar.

1546
00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:57,720
Alright so.

1547
00:59:57,720 --> 00:59:58,720
Literally 20 health points.

1548
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:00,720
Play stick it is your turn make a death saving throw.

1549
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:03,720
Oh it's nice knowing the peeps.

1550
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:06,720
They got this in the bag.

1551
01:00:06,720 --> 01:00:07,720
He failed.

1552
01:00:07,720 --> 01:00:08,720
Huh?

1553
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:09,720
He failed.

1554
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:10,720
Failed?

1555
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:12,720
Alright that's one death saving throw failed.

1556
01:00:12,720 --> 01:00:13,720
Miss Wafford your turn.

1557
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:16,720
One death saving throw down.

1558
01:00:16,720 --> 01:00:19,720
Can I just dump a bunch of beer healing on him?

1559
01:00:19,720 --> 01:00:22,720
Bust one on his fucking head and let it through your bottle.

1560
01:00:22,720 --> 01:00:24,720
I have a healer's kit.

1561
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:27,720
Can I throw it out on him while I still dagger her?

1562
01:00:27,720 --> 01:00:29,720
I don't think I know how a healer's kit works.

1563
01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:30,720
You can spend an action.

1564
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:33,720
He throws a fucking first aid kit at a dude.

1565
01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:38,720
If you want to use a healer's kit you can roll medicine to make him stable so he's not

1566
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:39,720
going to die.

1567
01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:40,720
What about health potion?

1568
01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:44,720
Or if you want to use your action and bonus action to put him with a health potion you

1569
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:45,720
can do that.

1570
01:00:45,720 --> 01:00:47,720
What's better potion of healing or healer's kit?

1571
01:00:47,720 --> 01:00:49,720
Oh greater potion of healing probably would be faster.

1572
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:52,720
But I'm going to say it's going to take your action and bonus action.

1573
01:00:52,720 --> 01:00:53,720
Yeah.

1574
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:54,720
To use that one.

1575
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:55,720
Just don't throw them at kids.

1576
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:57,720
It would be more effective if he butt chugged it.

1577
01:00:57,720 --> 01:01:01,720
So I can give him the huge hit and then use my action.

1578
01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:04,720
Just like follow him up and then walk off.

1579
01:01:04,720 --> 01:01:06,720
I just figured it would be quicker.

1580
01:01:06,720 --> 01:01:08,720
You'll have to roll medicine to see if it works.

1581
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:10,720
He just waits up like, huh?

1582
01:01:10,720 --> 01:01:11,720
Alright.

1583
01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:12,720
What's next?

1584
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:13,720
Pulse it in.

1585
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:14,720
I'm good to go.

1586
01:01:14,720 --> 01:01:17,720
So roll medicine.

1587
01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:18,720
She's under a healing kit.

1588
01:01:18,720 --> 01:01:19,720
So good luck.

1589
01:01:19,720 --> 01:01:23,720
This is plus one.

1590
01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:25,720
Eighteen plus one, that's nineteen.

1591
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:26,720
Okay, yeah.

1592
01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:30,720
So you are expertly able to patch him up and you are up with one health.

1593
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:32,720
Put some bad data on this for me.

1594
01:01:32,720 --> 01:01:37,720
And then I use my bonus action to disengage to a safer location.

1595
01:01:37,720 --> 01:01:38,720
She's like, I feel better.

1596
01:01:38,720 --> 01:01:39,720
Okay.

1597
01:01:39,720 --> 01:01:40,720
She said I feel pretty good.

1598
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:44,720
You only have one HP because it was just a healer's kit so it just...

1599
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:46,720
Can I do bonus action to hide?

1600
01:01:46,720 --> 01:01:48,720
On your next turn.

1601
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:50,720
But she might get a turn before then.

1602
01:01:50,720 --> 01:01:52,720
Archie, your turn.

1603
01:01:52,720 --> 01:01:53,720
Yay!

1604
01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:56,720
Alright, well, you know what I'm going to do?

1605
01:01:56,720 --> 01:01:57,720
I'm going to mace her.

1606
01:01:57,720 --> 01:01:59,720
I'm going to mace you.

1607
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:03,720
Use your freaking bone mace or whatever it is you got.

1608
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:06,720
Yeah.

1609
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:08,720
God damn!

1610
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:09,720
Seven plus eight.

1611
01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:10,720
Seven plus eight?

1612
01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:11,720
Yeah.

1613
01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:12,720
Wait, does that...

1614
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:13,720
Does it hit?

1615
01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:14,720
No.

1616
01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:17,720
No, fuck!

1617
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:19,720
Yeah, I had to count my head.

1618
01:02:19,720 --> 01:02:20,720
I'll let you know.

1619
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:21,720
I had to count on the fingers there.

1620
01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:22,720
Crystal, your turn.

1621
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:23,720
Sword again.

1622
01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:24,720
Wrickless attack.

1623
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:28,720
Maybe I should stop using this.

1624
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:31,720
That's 13 plus five so 18.

1625
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:32,720
Okay.

1626
01:02:32,720 --> 01:02:33,720
And crit.

1627
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:34,720
Yeah, that hits.

1628
01:02:34,720 --> 01:02:39,720
You hear your little whisper in your ear and you go, that's going to fucking hit.

1629
01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:40,720
And on...

1630
01:02:40,720 --> 01:02:41,720
That's a good one.

1631
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:43,720
I got Savage Attack so on critical roll...

1632
01:02:43,720 --> 01:02:44,720
You're so good, Duke.

1633
01:02:44,720 --> 01:02:48,720
On critical roll, roll one extra damage die so it would be 3d6.

1634
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:49,720
Okay.

1635
01:02:49,720 --> 01:02:51,720
And then double it right there.

1636
01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:53,720
Yeah, this bitch is dead.

1637
01:02:53,720 --> 01:03:16,720
So one plus five plus six so 12 plus six and then let's see, three plus nine plus ten

1638
01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:21,720
plus six is 16 on top of what the fuck was the other number?

1639
01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:23,720
18 and 16 together?

1640
01:03:23,720 --> 01:03:24,720
Yeah.

1641
01:03:24,720 --> 01:03:25,720
So how does she die?

1642
01:03:25,720 --> 01:03:26,720
How do you kill this bitch?

1643
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:27,720
When your fucking head comes clean off.

1644
01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:28,720
When your head comes clean off?

1645
01:03:28,720 --> 01:03:30,720
When you're wanting to see a bitch hit her head wrong.

1646
01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:31,720
Decapitation.

1647
01:03:31,720 --> 01:03:33,720
Okay, so yeah, you come through and you just fuck this.

1648
01:03:33,720 --> 01:03:34,720
Head comes clean off.

1649
01:03:34,720 --> 01:03:36,720
Roll a d4 up for your damage, or your health if you want.

1650
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:37,720
One or two.

1651
01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:38,720
What?

1652
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:39,720
You going to let me do a double on health?

1653
01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:40,720
No, just one.

1654
01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:41,720
Yeah, for sure you're full health, aren't you?

1655
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:42,720
Motherfucker!

1656
01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:43,720
June 5th.

1657
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:44,720
One.

1658
01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:45,720
Okay.

1659
01:03:45,720 --> 01:03:46,720
I guess you can roll another one.

1660
01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:47,720
You did a fuck ton of damage.

1661
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:54,080
Anyway, the head comes off and as the head decapitates you still see the arm glowing.

1662
01:03:54,080 --> 01:03:59,600
So the arm is still like laying there from her body dead, but her arm is still glowing.

1663
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:00,600
Someone else gets to cut off an arm.

1664
01:04:00,600 --> 01:04:03,800
I cut it off and then did to myself.

1665
01:04:03,800 --> 01:04:04,800
Mend the arm to yourself?

1666
01:04:04,800 --> 01:04:05,800
Yeah, I want three arms.

1667
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:07,800
He wants a third grafted arm.

1668
01:04:07,800 --> 01:04:11,720
So you can cut your own arm off and mend that one in place.

1669
01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:14,560
Yeah, if we were on your body you just chose your shoulders.

1670
01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:15,840
So you're going to have two arms coming out one shoulder.

1671
01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:16,840
How good is his mend?

1672
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:22,680
I think mend is only for like a small area of something.

1673
01:04:22,680 --> 01:04:23,680
I don't think you could mend an actual arm.

1674
01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:24,680
Reattach nerve and shit.

1675
01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:29,680
If I can fix a leaking wine skin I can fix my skin.

1676
01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:32,680
I think I just have to carry the arm around.

1677
01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:35,200
Yeah, but you can take the arm off if you'd like.

1678
01:04:35,200 --> 01:04:36,200
I'd like to loot her corpse.

1679
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:37,200
Okay, give me a investigation.

1680
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:38,200
Check the anus.

1681
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:39,200
15.

1682
01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:45,200
15?

1683
01:04:45,200 --> 01:04:48,200
Okay, give me one second.

1684
01:04:48,200 --> 01:04:49,200
Check the anus.

1685
01:04:49,200 --> 01:04:51,200
He said you got a key straining bitch.

1686
01:04:51,200 --> 01:04:53,200
She's got to wear your gooch badge.

1687
01:04:53,200 --> 01:05:01,880
Okay, so you find, Duke, I'm picking her up with a 15, picking her up, looting her up.

1688
01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:12,440
You find a horn of Valhalla and it is a silver, a silver horn of Valhalla and it's like a

1689
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:14,120
tri- it kind of looks like her tattoo.

1690
01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:17,120
It's like inscribed with blue magic.

1691
01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:23,000
So when you blow this horn you don't exactly know what it will do but you know that it's

1692
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:26,680
got some kind of crazy magic so you'll have to just test that out.

1693
01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:31,720
But you find that on her and you find no gold because she has no gold because she was in

1694
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:32,720
the cave.

1695
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:35,160
But you find her special horn.

1696
01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:36,160
Very nice.

1697
01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:38,520
Okay, you find her special horn.

1698
01:05:38,520 --> 01:05:42,080
Alright, and you guys take her arm off, I'm assuming?

1699
01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:44,920
To kind of unlock all these things here?

1700
01:05:44,920 --> 01:05:45,920
Yes.

1701
01:05:45,920 --> 01:05:46,920
Okay.

1702
01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:49,200
I'm going to strap to it so I can hold it on my back.

1703
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:51,240
Yeah, it's a strap to your back.

1704
01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:54,560
So in total, I'm just going to tell you guys what you find in this place because you're

1705
01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:56,560
not going to have to search for it.

1706
01:05:56,560 --> 01:05:58,280
It's there, it's you found it.

1707
01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:05,880
So you get 2,100 copper pieces, 1,100 silver pieces.

1708
01:06:05,880 --> 01:06:08,520
Are we talking like split up or just...

1709
01:06:08,520 --> 01:06:09,520
This is all together.

1710
01:06:09,520 --> 01:06:10,520
Oh gosh.

1711
01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:11,520
Oh shit.

1712
01:06:11,520 --> 01:06:12,520
I can divide it in four.

1713
01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:13,520
I'll divide it in four.

1714
01:06:13,520 --> 01:06:14,520
Yeah, divide it.

1715
01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:17,520
I was going to say because we're going to have to do some math here.

1716
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:18,520
Do the math.

1717
01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:19,520
Sorry.

1718
01:06:19,520 --> 01:06:20,520
Do the math.

1719
01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:22,840
You each get 525 copper pieces.

1720
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:23,840
Copper?

1721
01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:24,840
525.

1722
01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:30,360
You get 275 silver pieces.

1723
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:34,880
275 silver pieces.

1724
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:37,040
Each are going to get 200 gold pieces.

1725
01:06:37,040 --> 01:06:38,040
An electron?

1726
01:06:38,040 --> 01:06:42,040
I didn't know that's four.

1727
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:45,040
And you each are going to get four blood stones.

1728
01:06:45,040 --> 01:06:46,040
Blood stones?

1729
01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:47,040
Yes.

1730
01:06:47,040 --> 01:06:48,040
What are you using?

1731
01:06:48,040 --> 01:06:49,040
I guess you're using...

1732
01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:50,040
What was the gold that you got?

1733
01:06:50,040 --> 01:06:51,040
200 gold.

1734
01:06:51,040 --> 01:06:52,040
Okay.

1735
01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:55,040
And then...

1736
01:06:55,040 --> 01:07:00,960
Each get four blood stones.

1737
01:07:00,960 --> 01:07:03,160
Belgium blood stone or just blood stone.

1738
01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:04,160
Just blood stone.

1739
01:07:04,160 --> 01:07:05,960
450 gold pieces each.

1740
01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:07,560
And on top of this...

1741
01:07:07,560 --> 01:07:09,560
How many?

1742
01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:10,560
Four.

1743
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:15,360
You guys have these items and equipment to disperse amongst yourselves.

1744
01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:17,440
You get a cap of water breathing.

1745
01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:20,840
A dust of disappearance.

1746
01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:22,920
A gem of brightness.

1747
01:07:22,920 --> 01:07:24,440
Two mythril armor.

1748
01:07:24,440 --> 01:07:27,320
Four potions of resistance to lightning.

1749
01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:30,160
And one slippers of spider climbing.

1750
01:07:30,160 --> 01:07:34,240
So those are all the gear that you are going to get out of these magical containers and

1751
01:07:34,240 --> 01:07:35,240
chests and stuff.

1752
01:07:35,240 --> 01:07:36,240
Who wants a what?

1753
01:07:36,240 --> 01:07:37,240
All right, hold up.

1754
01:07:37,240 --> 01:07:38,240
Can we have like a universal group pack?

1755
01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:39,240
We just got everything on.

1756
01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:40,240
She should probably get the fucking boots of...

1757
01:07:40,240 --> 01:07:41,240
Slippers of spider climbing?

1758
01:07:41,240 --> 01:07:42,240
Yeah, because she won't...

1759
01:07:42,240 --> 01:07:43,240
That means...

1760
01:07:43,240 --> 01:07:44,240
She can literally just...

1761
01:07:44,240 --> 01:07:45,240
She can literally just...

1762
01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:52,240
Oh, really?

1763
01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:54,240
I thought it was like...

1764
01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:55,240
It's literally like spider climbing.

1765
01:07:55,240 --> 01:07:56,240
You can wear these light shoes.

1766
01:07:56,240 --> 01:08:02,280
You can move them up and down and across vertical surfaces and along ceilings while

1767
01:08:02,280 --> 01:08:03,280
leaving your hands free.

1768
01:08:03,280 --> 01:08:06,240
As long as she don't just get on the ceiling and fucking hide there while we do the whole

1769
01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:07,240
climbing.

1770
01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:08,240
You have a climb speed equal to your speed.

1771
01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:11,680
However, the slippers don't allow you to move this way on a slippery surface such as

1772
01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:12,680
one covered by ice or ore.

1773
01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:13,680
So if it's covered in ice, you'll fall.

1774
01:08:13,680 --> 01:08:18,680
But you can literally climb anything at any time.

1775
01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:19,680
That's cool.

1776
01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:20,680
That'll help a lot.

1777
01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:21,680
Slippers of spider climbing.

1778
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:22,680
What else was there?

1779
01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:23,680
Two mithril armor.

1780
01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:24,680
Two mithril slippers.

1781
01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:29,680
Oh, those are like a heavy armor?

1782
01:08:29,680 --> 01:08:30,680
I'm slipping off.

1783
01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:34,200
So mithril armor can be any kind.

1784
01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:37,800
So I'll say whoever wants the armor can have that in their form of...

1785
01:08:37,800 --> 01:08:41,760
In that type of like armor, like leg armor.

1786
01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:43,560
So it's a light flexible metal.

1787
01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:45,280
Full chain shirts or breast plates can be worn.

1788
01:08:45,280 --> 01:08:46,280
So it's medium and heavy.

1789
01:08:46,280 --> 01:08:48,160
Those are the two types of house.

1790
01:08:48,160 --> 01:08:50,280
Medium armor and heavy armors.

1791
01:08:50,280 --> 01:08:52,200
I will say that it is either...

1792
01:08:52,200 --> 01:09:02,000
One is a breastplate, medium breastplate, and one is a heavy chainmail.

1793
01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:07,400
So breastplate, medium will do 14 plus dex modifier.

1794
01:09:07,400 --> 01:09:10,000
And the chainmail will give you 16 AC on top of it.

1795
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:11,360
Or no, it's a splint mail.

1796
01:09:11,360 --> 01:09:12,360
Sorry, splint mail.

1797
01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:13,680
It'll give you 17 AC.

1798
01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:16,520
You have to have a strength of 15 to use it though.

1799
01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:17,520
I'll take that.

1800
01:09:17,520 --> 01:09:18,520
The heavy one?

1801
01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:19,520
Okay.

1802
01:09:19,520 --> 01:09:20,520
Yeah.

1803
01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:21,520
All right, so splint and go to the heavy.

1804
01:09:21,520 --> 01:09:22,520
Is it heavy?

1805
01:09:22,520 --> 01:09:23,520
I thought it was medium.

1806
01:09:23,520 --> 01:09:26,520
Now the medium one is breastplate, or half plate, 15 plus dex 30 modifier.

1807
01:09:26,520 --> 01:09:27,520
How's another lower one?

1808
01:09:27,520 --> 01:09:28,520
I'll do that too.

1809
01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:29,520
Okay, so half plate.

1810
01:09:29,520 --> 01:09:30,520
So it's 15 plus dex modifier.

1811
01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:31,520
Yeah.

1812
01:09:31,520 --> 01:09:32,520
Yeah, that gets me to 17.

1813
01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:33,520
Okay, and I think the only one that can wear heavy is you.

1814
01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:34,520
Because that's medium.

1815
01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:35,520
Please do.

1816
01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:43,800
Yes.

1817
01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:47,160
So do you want the splint armor that'll put your AC at 17?

1818
01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:50,160
My AC is at 17.

1819
01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:51,160
Oh, okay.

1820
01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:54,880
Well, then we have splint armor for something.

1821
01:09:54,880 --> 01:09:55,880
All right.

1822
01:09:55,880 --> 01:09:58,280
It won't put me higher than 17.

1823
01:09:58,280 --> 01:09:59,280
I don't know.

1824
01:09:59,280 --> 01:10:00,840
You have to look, maybe you put it on there.

1825
01:10:00,840 --> 01:10:03,800
It might add to some of your other modifiers and put you higher.

1826
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:07,320
It might be at 17 right now, but your armor may only be like 16.

1827
01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:10,320
You know what I mean?

1828
01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:11,320
I don't know.

1829
01:10:11,320 --> 01:10:13,560
Just go ahead and put that in your inventory.

1830
01:10:13,560 --> 01:10:14,560
What is your GP?

1831
01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:15,560
It's called splint.

1832
01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:16,560
What's mine called?

1833
01:10:16,560 --> 01:10:17,560
Medium, half plate.

1834
01:10:17,560 --> 01:10:18,560
Half plate.

1835
01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:19,560
Yep.

1836
01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:20,560
Okay.

1837
01:10:20,560 --> 01:10:28,440
You also got a dust of disappearance, cap of water breathing, and each of you can have

1838
01:10:28,440 --> 01:10:31,360
a potion of lightning resistance and a gem of brightness.

1839
01:10:31,360 --> 01:10:34,800
Who wants the cap of water breathing and the dust of disappearance?

1840
01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:38,440
What the heck is that shit?

1841
01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:42,720
Dust of disappearance found in a small packet is powdery resembles very fine sand.

1842
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:44,480
There's enough of it for one use.

1843
01:10:44,480 --> 01:10:49,400
When you use an action to throw the dust into the air, you and each creature and object

1844
01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:53,520
within 10 feet of you become invisible for 2D4 minutes.

1845
01:10:53,520 --> 01:10:56,560
So basically you sprinkle this fairy dust on you and you all become invisible.

1846
01:10:56,560 --> 01:10:57,560
Well, hell yeah.

1847
01:10:57,560 --> 01:10:58,560
I'll take that shit.

1848
01:10:58,560 --> 01:10:59,560
What's it called?

1849
01:10:59,560 --> 01:11:00,560
Dust of disappearance.

1850
01:11:00,560 --> 01:11:01,560
What's the water one?

1851
01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:02,560
Cap of water breathing.

1852
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Is it the hat that lets you breathe in the water?

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I would love that.

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Okay.

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In a second.

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It's pretty trans.

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You guys can kind of whoever needs that at the time can also use it.

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Yeah.

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Those kind of things.

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She's just taking it because she falls in the water.

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All right.

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So you guys have full blown looted this place and then there's one final chest at the end

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of the vault.

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You walk down there and you open it up and it's this fucking magical glowing like scroll

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like super glowing blue yellow.

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There's like lights tracing across the edges like it's magic as fuck and you hold it up

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and you look at it and it almost looks like it's starting to draw you guys all in like

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you're looking at it and it's turning into like a scene in a movie like starting to play

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before your eyes as you all start to get entranced into this scroll.

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