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Use of violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use.

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Welcome to Dummies with Dice, a Dungeons & Dragons actual play podcast that follows four not-so-average

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dummies of our world who get caught up in a magical storm and are transported to the

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world of Dungeons & Dragons, where they must survive and try to find their way back home.

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Hey, Nate here.

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My character's Duke Crystal.

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He's a 32-year-old drug-addicted level 4 barbarian of the group.

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Fun fact about Duke, he wants a beach vacation.

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Oh, what does that say?

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That's kind of sad.

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Hey guys, Ryan, R1.

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I'm playing as Archie Ortiz, the 76-year-old MMA gym owner.

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He's also the monk of the group.

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Fun fact, Archie is left-handed.

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No, he is not.

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That's a lie.

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He's a demon.

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He's sent from hell.

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All right, yo, I'm Kelli Lee and I play Miss Muffin.

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She's a crazy cat lady rogue.

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Her fun fact, Miss Muffin's married and her husband went missing years ago, never to be

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found.

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Oh, shit.

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Okay, so the cat's obviously ate them

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She's a murderer.

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The cat's obviously ate him.

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That's why he was never found.

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You got the same chick from the Tiger King.

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What was that chick's name?

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Carol Danvers  or Carol?

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Carol Baskin.

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Baskin.

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Oh, so Miss Muffin's real identity is Carol Baskin.

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Okay.

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Fair husband to the tigers.

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All right, fun fact, Police Dick lost his left testicle in Desert Storm.

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My name is Trisston Hayes and I am the Dummy Master and my fun fact is a few contemporary

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names such as Jessica, Olivia, and Miranda are credited as to have been created by William

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Shakespeare.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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Elizabeth?

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Romantic.

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Jessica, Olivia, and Miranda are credited as to have been created by William Shakespeare.

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Why do I feel like I've heard that on a song before?

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That's weird.

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It's before they even created names.

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Celebrities are bad at making names these days.

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Northwest.

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They just pick directions.

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It's literally about the same.

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They just pick directions.

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What did you say?

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Northwest.

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Or Shakewell, Zill, Murphy.

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So where we left off.

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On a boat.

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If you couldn't guess it, I was going to say that.

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We were on a boat.

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We were on a ship.

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A boat.

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A big boat.

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Boats and hoes.

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You were attacked by the Lords of Lions while escaping Rebels Inn with Prisoner 13.

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And they failed.

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And they definitely failed because you killed them all.

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The body still littered the ship.

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Prisoner 13 has probably got about an hour before she wakes up from you guys putting her

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unconscious so you have time to do what you need to do before you have time to question

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her.

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So what would you guys like to do?

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Steal all the shit on their ship.

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That ship is still attached?

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No.

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Give me athletics or acrobatics checks.

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Because you're going to have to jump over to this thing unless there's anything special

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you want to do to try to make it easier to get across.

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That is 15 plus 7.

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19.

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14 plus 4.

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17?

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14 plus 6.

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Were you two acrobatics I'm assuming?

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Yes.

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Mine's athletics.

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Same here.

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So yeah, you Flea Stick and Duke just kind of do a good run and jump and leap over to

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the other side of the ship as you guys kind of acrobatically run across the hooks and

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stuff.

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I do a back flip.

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Okay, yeah, you do a back flip.

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I do a back flip?

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For some reason.

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Make me a deck save.

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I'm going to back flip on this as you're thrown across.

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16 plus deck save?

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Is that what you said?

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Yeah.

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Okay, my bad.

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4.

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4?

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I'm not going to be able to do a back flip for no reason on the hook and then run across

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the hook.

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Yeah, you guys are on the other side of the ship.

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Ted has a flare on.

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Yeah, that's had some flare.

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That could be bad.

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I'm having fun today.

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Okay, so as you leap on the top deck of this ship, you can tell this ship is kind of like

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older but lots of weaponry.

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There's cannons mounted on the front, the sides, the backs of the ship, port, you know,

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all that stuff.

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I'm going to pick it up.

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You're going to pick up the cannon?

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Yeah, if I can.

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You can!

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You're going to be able to pick up a cannon.

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It's like an entire cannon.

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I mean, I could enchant you with bear or whatever.

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I was going to start it onto the other ship.

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I put a hole in it.

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Probably shouldn't.

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Just walk out.

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Never mind.

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Crash that.

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Okay, yeah.

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All right.

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So you can give it a try if you want.

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I just flip it over the end.

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I'm going to blow my ass out.

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Yeah.

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Do the best you can to spend the next week dealing with a hernia.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Bye.

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Pink socket.

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So yeah, you see that.

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You see stairwells that go down towards the innards of the ship.

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What would you guys like to do now that you're over here?

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Loot it?

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Just kind of start looting through all the crates.

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All the weapons are pretty plain, Jimmy.

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Yeah.

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So...

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Yes.

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I need that trash.

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It doesn't look like there's crazy extra special shit in here, but you could find some

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loot.

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If you all want to give me an investigation check, we'll do an overall roll.

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I'll do it, but I want to go down.

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Down?

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Okay, so you're going to go down like the middle floor?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Should I still roll?

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You can if you want, but when you get down here you see that this is more of like a bedroom

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living area.

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Any chests at the foot of the beds or anything?

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There are a couple chests in a couple of the rooms, but you can loot them if you want.

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Go right ahead and research.

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Yeah, give me an investigation.

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15. 15, okay.

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Did you guys roll for investigation?

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I did.

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I got a 14.

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Okay.

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18, I also rolled a 17.

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17.

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Okay.

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19.

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19?

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Okay, so yeah, you guys all rolled pretty good.

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So I'd say in an average through the top layers of the crates, you guys find a lot of like

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rations and stuff for food and whatnot.

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Yeah.

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And then in the middle floor, Duke, when you're down in this like foot hole check in there,

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like walker floors and stuff, you find four potions of greater healing.

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Nice.

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So people have stored in there with their gear.

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There is another lower deck if you'd like to go down, but it is up to you.

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Sure.

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Okay.

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You all want to go down or are you going to do anything else up top?

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I'll go down.

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Going down?

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I'm going down.

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As you get down here, you see a...

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Shit, what the hell?

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Computer probably has some scary shit.

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Okay, so as you get down here, you step down to this lower area of this ship and it's really

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dark, like there's no lights, but then you look towards like the back of the ship and

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you just see this faint glow, like kind of shimmering and flickering in the back of the

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ship.

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But that is what you see.

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And there are like barrels and crates and all kinds of stuff.

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Looks like a big storage area.

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There's probably some pirate room.

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Dookie Crystal, we yell out the stairs.

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Approach the glow cautiously.

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Approach the glow.

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Okay, so make me a perception check, Dookie.

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Because you know he's ignoring Miss Muffin yelling from the top of the stairs.

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I came down.

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What's this?

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You know he's still ignoring you.

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18.

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18?

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Yeah.

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Did I tell you to go perception?

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Okay, yeah.

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So as you get closer, you hear this like almost not like a beeping, but a faint just like

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sh-ting-ting, sh-ting-ting, sh-ting-ting, like kind of like metal clacking and like some

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like little fire igniting as you start getting closer.

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Oh shit.

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I'll peek around the corner, I guess.

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We'll give it a little look at it.

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I'll peek around the corner?

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So yeah, when you peek around the corner, you see this like big huge like contraption

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attached to this door.

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And on the other side of the door, you see this big glowing light like flickering bright

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red, like just, sh-ting, sh-ting, sh-ting.

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And the more you get closer, the louder you hear it start to like beep.

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And like flicker off and like go fast.

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You see the flame like in there, the light keep flickering faster the closer you're getting.

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Say what's the corpse at the door?

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Get on that.

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And it's on the door.

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Yeah, it's like there's a big door there that you see and it's like attached to the door,

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but the flickering is coming from the other side of the door.

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But you can tell that that's on the door.

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So they got someone trapped in there and they're trying to like get someone's attention.

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They put a motherfucking claymore on the door for when they open it, we get glasses to fucking

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know nothing.

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A fantasy style claymore.

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Essentially, that's what it sounds like.

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But it's a stupid one because they put a loud ass audible beep on it.

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Well, you heard good.

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Good perception, Jake.

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You heard good.

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What kind of latch we got on this door?

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It looks like somewhat like a normal door.

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It's just got like this big bar across the front with a, what do you think I could push?

266
00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000
A little latch push.

267
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:11,000
But obviously you can see that there's like a container or something like attached to it.

268
00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,000
And then the flickering from the other side.

269
00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:15,000
Anybody got a long stick?

270
00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:19,000
There is plenty of stuff.

271
00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,000
Maybe a javelin or a spear or something.

272
00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,000
I have a cane.

273
00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,000
Maybe a little short.

274
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:31,000
See if we can push the door open enough to activate the bomb and not be within like kill range of the blast.

275
00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,000
I don't see any other way.

276
00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:35,000
That's why I said we threw a corpse at the door.

277
00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,000
We could, yeah.

278
00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:39,000
You'd like to go back up.

279
00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:45,000
You guys are kind of, I mean you got, it took you about three days I think is what it was to get two rebels in.

280
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:49,000
So I mean you are on the sea for a good, you know, three days until you get back.

281
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,000
So it's not like you guys are going to rush.

282
00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,000
This ship is literally attached to you guys.

283
00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:59,000
So unless something crazy happens and Captain Craig like loses control, like you, yeah, you don't have to like hurry and rush and hurry.

284
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:02,000
You can go up and get a body and bring it over and do your roles.

285
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,000
But if that's what you'd like to do.

286
00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:05,000
So we're sailing?

287
00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,000
Yeah, you guys are moving.

288
00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:08,000
Because they were still attached to you guys while you guys were moving.

289
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,000
I'm a little bit worried about this.

290
00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:12,000
Because the hook is like, they're hooked to you like they're boarding you guys.

291
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000
And you guys just jumped across, put the hook still in.

292
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,000
Back flipped.

293
00:11:15,000 --> 00:11:17,000
Sorry, this one, back flipped across.

294
00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,000
So, yeah.

295
00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,000
I'm going to go ahead and drink one of my potions.

296
00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,000
Take it ready for an explosion just in case.

297
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,000
Yeah, I'm going to be half healthy.

298
00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:29,000
You all can do your own things too.

299
00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:35,000
I mean if there's other stuff you want to do or if you want to work as a team to do something else, you know, we won't want to do that.

300
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:42,000
I'm going to stand back and away from this situation because Ms. Muffins is waiting to get it.

301
00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:46,000
Are you guys wanting to do the throw a body at it plan?

302
00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,000
Yes.

303
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,000
I'm cool with that.

304
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,000
I'll help toss it.

305
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,000
You cool with that?

306
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:53,000
Everybody cool with that.

307
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:58,000
Yeah, now I'll stay up here on top of the staircase because I already made it back up to the top.

308
00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:01,000
And I'll just watch from here.

309
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:11,000
Okay, so whoever is going to go back across to your ship to get a corpse, give me an athletics check or an acrobatics check to jump back to your ship.

310
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,000
Hey, yeah.

311
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,000
18 plus 6.

312
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:15,000
18 plus acrobatics.

313
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,000
Okay, so yeah, you're able to fucking do your thing.

314
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:23,000
Run across that hook and jump over to the other side, swing on a rope like a pirate.

315
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,000
But yeah, you get over there and there's plenty of corpses to choose from.

316
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:27,000
You guys killed lots of boys in the Alliance group, so.

317
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,000
But you are over there by yourself currently.

318
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,000
So would you like to just yank one up and jump?

319
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,000
I don't think I'm strong enough for that.

320
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,000
It will be a strength check for sure instead of acrobatics.

321
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:39,000
Because you will be trying to jump across with a person.

322
00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:45,000
I'm already up so I can walk over and be like, go toss that guy to me and I'll try and catch him.

323
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:46,000
Okay, one.

324
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,000
I'm trying to toss it over there.

325
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,000
We can try.

326
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:49,000
Or you can give it a try.

327
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,000
I mean, if we don't make that one, there's plenty of other ones to try.

328
00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,000
Okay, give me a strength check Archie.

329
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:56,000
See if you can toss it.

330
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:57,000
Natural 20.

331
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,000
Natural 20?

332
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,000
Okay, yeah.

333
00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:03,000
You're expertly able to throw it across and I won't even make Mismuffin roll to try and

334
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:05,000
catch it or anything because you got a nat 20.

335
00:13:05,000 --> 00:13:09,000
So yeah, you throw a body across that lands in Mismuffin and you're able to catch the body.

336
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,000
Catch it, focus it.

337
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:15,000
And you can jump across the ship without a roll with your nat 20.

338
00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,000
There's not much else I can give you there on that one.

339
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:19,000
Do you see me?

340
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:20,000
Yeah, you got your bottle?

341
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:24,000
Now, Duke, are you taking over to carry and throw?

342
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,000
For a game.

343
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,000
Because you probably have a better chance.

344
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:34,000
So yeah, give me a strength check to throw this body at this thing.

345
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000
Is it unlatched?

346
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,000
The door?

347
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,000
Yeah.

348
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,000
It's definitely closed.

349
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,000
I'm locked up with this bottom thing strapped to it.

350
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,000
I feel like I'm just going to throw the body at the door and it's just going to bounce off

351
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:45,000
the door.

352
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,000
Well, we can see if it's motion activated.

353
00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:49,000
You know it's motion because you got close.

354
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000
The closer you got, the longer it would be.

355
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:52,000
That's true.

356
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,000
Alright, strength check on throwing the corpse.

357
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,000
Let's see.

358
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,000
19.

359
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,000
19?

360
00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,000
Plus you have 5.

361
00:13:59,000 --> 00:14:00,000
Okay, yeah.

362
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000
So you're actually able to throw this body.

363
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:07,000
You throw it so hard that you see the door crack before the beeping starts getting louder

364
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,000
and then you see this huge explosion.

365
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:13,000
Like the whole door and the floor of the ship just blows out.

366
00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:17,000
And you see water start to fill in through that hole and it just exploded through the

367
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000
bottom layer of the ship.

368
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,000
Oh, fuck.

369
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,000
Nice.

370
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:25,000
You can see some shinies on the other side of the door, but the ship is filled with water.

371
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,000
I'm going in for it.

372
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,000
Who's going in for it to try and grab what they can?

373
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,000
I'm going to try.

374
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,000
Okay, so three of you.

375
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:37,000
Ms. Muffin, you stay up top for assistance if anything goes extra wrong.

376
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:41,000
Ms. Muffin saw what happened and immediately ran and jumped to the other side.

377
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,000
Oh, God.

378
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,000
Okay.

379
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:46,000
Give me an acrobatics check for that.

380
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,000
No, I know.

381
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,000
She won't ever share the door.

382
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,000
That one.

383
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,000
Are you serious?

384
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,000
Yes.

385
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:52,000
Okay, so you run.

386
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:53,000
She gets it for abandoning your party.

387
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,000
I'm holding on to the rope.

388
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,000
Guys!

389
00:14:55,000 --> 00:15:00,000
You're panicking and you run and you jump and you fall.

390
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:04,000
You miss off this railing and you fall straight between the ships and you start getting like

391
00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:05,000
sucked towards the bottom.

392
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,000
Give me a deck save now that you're being pulled like towards the bottom of these ships.

393
00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,000
She's going to die.

394
00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:10,000
Oh, God.

395
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:11,000
Seven plus four.

396
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,000
Eight, nine, ten, eleven.

397
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,000
So eleven.

398
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,000
Okay, so yeah.

399
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:19,000
You start getting sucked like under this other ship and you see like the hole where it's

400
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000
busted through and then they are seeing the hole.

401
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:26,000
They just see you go, ah, right past the hole and the ships are moving.

402
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:28,000
You're stuck in the water for a bit.

403
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:30,000
They're not supposed to suck her through.

404
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,000
She's going to be like, fuck the bitch.

405
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:36,000
You're moving against the treasure.

406
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000
The rest of you, what would you like to do?

407
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000
Because I'll say you have like in this moment it's all happening fast.

408
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:45,000
So you see like Miss Muffin going by and then it's you guys have your turn to do something.

409
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:50,000
Well, if she had been doing the right thing, she would have been right here getting the

410
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000
fucking loot.

411
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000
What would you guys like to do?

412
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,000
I'm getting the treasure.

413
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,000
What's your name?

414
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:58,000
Okay, so give me an investigation role.

415
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000
Kelly could be an independent woman.

416
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,000
I say this takes like a damn.

417
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,000
Miss Either One.

418
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000
That's what I get for being greedy.

419
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000
What'd you get?

420
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000
A gnat woman.

421
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,000
Me too.

422
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,000
I'm trying to flip the situation.

423
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,000
I got a gnat woman.

424
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,000
Oh, my God.

425
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000
Yeah, look at that.

426
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,000
He got an A at least.

427
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,000
After he dropped all of his stuff.

428
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,000
Now you can't bullshit.

429
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:22,000
He literally said what he saw shine just in there.

430
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000
They can't just disappear.

431
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000
They're just barracudas.

432
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:32,000
Okay, so with a double map one, I'll say yeah.

433
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,000
They end up in the hole with me.

434
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,000
Since police distracted us.

435
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000
Since police think you got a what?

436
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,000
What'd you get?

437
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000
What was we rolling anyway?

438
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000
Investigation.

439
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:44,000
Oh, that's an investigation.

440
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:48,000
So that's intelligence, your intelligence modifier.

441
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000
Minus one.

442
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000
Seven.

443
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,000
No.

444
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000
I should have even checked.

445
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:59,000
Okay, so in this moment, all this chaos is happening.

446
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,000
You see Miss Nothing fly through.

447
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:08,000
And then since we got two gnat ones, you guys aren't able to quick enough find anything that you see good because the water just

448
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,000
expel us just through this fucking hole.

449
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:13,000
And you see the hole.

450
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,000
It explodes through this hole.

451
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:20,000
And you see the whole end of the ship filling extremely filled with water.

452
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000
You're about to be swimming in it.

453
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:28,000
But with plastic, seven, so I'll at least say that you find a quick explosion of this water.

454
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
You're like reaching around and grabbing.

455
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:33,000
You find like a couple of gems and shit like to maybe sell.

456
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,000
But you don't maybe not get extra good stuff.

457
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,000
So you have another turn, but now you guys are about to be swimming.

458
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:43,000
So you can continue to search if you want, but it's going to get dangerous.

459
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,000
So yeah, that's up to you.

460
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:53,000
Miss Muffin, if you want to make a strength check to come back to start or to try to keep yourself like five.

461
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000
No, you don't.

462
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,000
Yeah.

463
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,000
How to roll.

464
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000
Awesome.

465
00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:04,000
Kelly, Miss Muffin, with what I just rolled because I had something set up for someone enters the water, you start to see this thin.

466
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:11,000
Don't don't don't start to pop up in the water as flailing around with fresh blood all over you from the murders you just did.

467
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,000
But oh, my God.

468
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,000
So yeah, can I roll animal handling?

469
00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,000
I'm on fucking right.

470
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,000
You got to get out to the rescue in the ship.

471
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000
You guys are in the ship still.

472
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:26,000
So I mean, if you want to jump through the hole to try to get out of the ship before you're trapped in the ship, that's fine.

473
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:31,000
But there's a lot of water like, yeah, it wouldn't be so scientifically.

474
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:43,000
So you have options of continue to try to search, but then you're going to be trapped in more water or to try to work your way out of the ship.

475
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,000
Yeah, I'm going to try to get the hell out of here.

476
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000
Get out of here.

477
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:53,000
Okay, so then everybody give me strength checks to try to push through this water to get out of there.

478
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000
13 plus two, 15.

479
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,000
Me too.

480
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,000
13.

481
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:58,000
Not 20.

482
00:18:58,000 --> 00:18:59,000
Not 20.

483
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000
So you guys are able to push through this water.

484
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:07,000
It's like see Archie kind of like plug this little hole for a second as you guys are walking through it and he pushes through.

485
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:12,000
And you guys are able to kind of navigate through the top of the ship or the bottom of the ship here as it's filling with water.

486
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:15,000
You get to the top if that's where you're planning to go all the way to.

487
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000
I'm assuming you get the hell out.

488
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:28,000
But you get to the top, make me your checks to jump back across unless you're doing anything else.

489
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000
16.

490
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000
Okay.

491
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000
16 as well.

492
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000
18 plus four.

493
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:38,000
Okay, yeah, you guys are expertly able to jump back across, but you notice obviously Miss Muffin's not on the ship.

494
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:42,000
So I'm guessing turn around and go get Miss Muffin.

495
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,000
Captain Craig will flip it around, but you guys have a ship attached to you.

496
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,000
So it's not like you can expertly spin around.

497
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000
Cut the ropes.

498
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:55,000
Give me attack rolls, all of you, for you whacking these ropes.

499
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000
Kelly.

500
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000
Miss Muffin.

501
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000
Miss Muffin, sorry.

502
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,000
Sorry, Miss Muffin.

503
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:03,000
Make me a deck save.

504
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000
17 plus four.

505
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,000
Okay, this shark comes fucking charging at you with the smell of blood.

506
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:12,000
You're able to kind of like do the whole push the nose and wiggle out of the way.

507
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:16,000
But you can definitely see that your guys up there just whacking away at this rope trying to get going.

508
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,000
But you just have to survive until they can get to you.

509
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,000
So yeah, you expertly dodged the shark that round.

510
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:22,000
Holy shit.

511
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:26,000
Is a 13 enough to beat the ropes armor close?

512
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000
Yes, yes.

513
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,000
The rope isn't that strong.

514
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,000
I put four plus eight.

515
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:32,000
Four plus eight.

516
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:34,000
So you were not able to actually cut through one of the ropes.

517
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,000
I'll say there's two big boarding ropes stuck in it.

518
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,000
How far out am I from their ship?

519
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000
Pretty far out now.

520
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:42,000
Like do they have any typhoon thingies they can shoot out to me?

521
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,000
Typhoon.

522
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,000
Typo.

523
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000
Typo.

524
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000
Typhoon.

525
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,000
Explain to me what a typhoon is.

526
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000
Typhoon.

527
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,000
What?

528
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,000
Harpoon.

529
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000
Harpoon.

530
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,000
Harpoon.

531
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,000
Do you know what a tiger bell is?

532
00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:54,000
Two entirely different things.

533
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
They could have a harpoon at you, I mean I suppose they could.

534
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,000
A tarpoon.

535
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,000
Harpoon.

536
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,000
Harpoon.

537
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,000
Harpoon.

538
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,000
The best bet is for them to be able to stop the ship and get turned around.

539
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,000
I have a pike.

540
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,000
I have a pike like a spear.

541
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,000
I can throw you a pike.

542
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000
What was all of your attack rolls?

543
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:11,000
You did not hit Archie.

544
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,000
Duke was able to hit.

545
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000
Mine was 13.

546
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000
What did you get, Fleece Duke?

547
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000
A six.

548
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000
A six?

549
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000
You did not hit.

550
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000
So, Duke, give me a damage roll.

551
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,000
Let's see.

552
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:24,000
You're probably going to die.

553
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000
Eight.

554
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,000
Eight.

555
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:29,000
Pretty good damage.

556
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:34,000
Okay, so you whack at it and you hit this rope and you see it like splinter and rip and

557
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000
a bunch of these threads tear but they're still attached.

558
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:37,000
Still a small bit of the attach.

559
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:40,000
So, you all need to give me another attack roll if you're going to whack me again.

560
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:43,000
Kelly, give me another deck stand.

561
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000
God damn it.

562
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,000
15.

563
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:47,000
Plus four.

564
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:50,000
Okay, you beat him in his charge attack.

565
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,000
So, you miss the shark again as if it comes at you for another fight.

566
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:55,000
I am good at dodging things.

567
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,000
16.

568
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,000
I'm about to hit.

569
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000
16?

570
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000
Yes, definitely.

571
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000
What do you got?

572
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000
16 as well.

573
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000
I had two plus eight.

574
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,000
Two plus eight?

575
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000
Ten.

576
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,000
That will not cover the rope's extreme armor.

577
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:11,000
Let's see, I have nine on damage.

578
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:15,000
Okay, yeah, you were able to whack through that first rope and it breaks free.

579
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:18,000
What did you get on your damage, Fleece Duke?

580
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:20,000
Your dragon slugger sword on the center.

581
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,000
Oh, shit, sorry.

582
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,000
And your swing net sword.

583
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:26,000
I think I rolled three net 20s so I'm probably not going to roll this at all.

584
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:27,000
Yeah, you're tired.

585
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:30,000
Old man had a burst of energy and now he's tired.

586
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:33,000
Four, five, six, seven.

587
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000
Seven.

588
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,000
Seven damage?

589
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,000
Okay, that will not cut it.

590
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000
Same with Duke's first swing on his.

591
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,000
It tears a bunch of the threads but there's still one going.

592
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:45,000
How much longer until it takes our ship down with it?

593
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,000
That's why we're cutting the ropes.

594
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,000
Yeah, it's already getting really gross.

595
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,000
I know, it's longer.

596
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,000
Well, one rope's already cut so it ain't got much left.

597
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000
How many ropes were in there?

598
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,000
Yeah, give me another attack roll.

599
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:54,000
Sweet.

600
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,000
And a deck save.

601
00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,000
How many ropes?

602
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,000
Just two.

603
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000
Yeah.

604
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,000
I'm totally going to get it now.

605
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,000
19 plus four.

606
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,000
It probably snapped from the leaves.

607
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000
You dodge the shark once again.

608
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000
You don't want to eat it.

609
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000
I got a 15 plus eight.

610
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000
Yeah, give me damage.

611
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:10,000
All of you can roll a hit if you want again.

612
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,000
If they miss, they're all broken.

613
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,000
Eight damage.

614
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,000
Eight damage?

615
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,000
Okay, yeah, you tear through it.

616
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,000
It's cut.

617
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,000
No, so it'll blow it out.

618
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:23,000
So, Captain Craig starts to pull off and spin around, but Kelly, make me a deck save.

619
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,000
And are you guys doing anything to try and help Kelly get out of the water?

620
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,000
I'm just watching.

621
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:28,000
Hello?

622
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,000
Hey, is there a dead body on deck?

623
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,000
Do you have a rope?

624
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,000
Yeah.

625
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,000
I'm going to stab it a bunch of times.

626
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,000
Get it all bloody and throw it overboard.

627
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,000
Okay, yeah, that's pretty good.

628
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,000
Why don't you just draw in more fucking sharks.

629
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,000
Don't chow the water.

630
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,000
Don't chow the water.

631
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,000
That fucking brings it all to shore.

632
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,000
I'm going to get it.

633
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,000
I'm going to get it.

634
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,000
I'm going to get it.

635
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,000
I'm going to get it.

636
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,000
I'm going to get it.

637
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:46,000
I'm going to get it.

638
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,000
Don't chow the water.

639
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,000
That fucking brings it all to shore.

640
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:51,960
I rolled really high to see how much blood is going to be in this water to distract the

641
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:52,960
sharks.

642
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:53,960
And I rolled really high.

643
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,120
So there's a lot of blood and you definitely see more sharks coming in.

644
00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:57,120
You stand on the fucker's liver.

645
00:23:57,120 --> 00:24:02,400
The shark is distracted for a minute, so it's not going to attack you, but you see more

646
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:03,400
sharks coming.

647
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,400
They will devour that corpse very quickly.

648
00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:06,400
Give me your strength check.

649
00:24:06,400 --> 00:24:07,400
And then they'll be on the ship.

650
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:09,400
As it's coming back towards you.

651
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,400
Not all of them are going to get to you.

652
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:12,400
Okay.

653
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,960
So I'm going to push hard and swim past a bunch of fucking frenzied sharks just mauling

654
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:19,600
on this dead corpse and climb back up on the ship as it flies by you.

655
00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:21,800
Okay, so I don't need to use my rope?

656
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:22,800
You don't need to.

657
00:24:22,800 --> 00:24:23,800
Now she's got a match on her.

658
00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:24,800
We're good.

659
00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:25,800
I kick her back into the water.

660
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:26,800
So you know.

661
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:27,800
All right.

662
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:28,800
Holy shit.

663
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:29,800
That worked out.

664
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:30,800
Okay.

665
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:31,800
Look at that roach.

666
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:32,800
She just won't die.

667
00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:33,800
What the fuck, man?

668
00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:54,800
Yeah, you guys climb back up onto the ship and you are fucking barely making it by the

669
00:24:54,800 --> 00:24:57,800
skin of your teeth on that one with the ship being pulled down.

670
00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,800
I don't have skin on my teeth.

671
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:01,800
Sorry.

672
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:02,800
Not at all.

673
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:06,440
So you guys are on the ship and within all this shit happening, prisoner 13 is starting

674
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:07,440
to awake.

675
00:25:07,440 --> 00:25:10,120
So you guys got your loot.

676
00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:17,000
You got your fucking gems and you got rations to keep yourselves alive another day.

677
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,600
But prisoner 13 is waking up.

678
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,680
So what would you guys like to do?

679
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:21,680
She is.

680
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:22,680
I think you guys handcuffed her.

681
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:23,680
Didn't you?

682
00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:26,200
Before you left, you guys I'm pretty sure cuffed her out.

683
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:27,200
Yeah, she's all good.

684
00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:35,280
Do you have any magic power spells charms that keep her from being able to use hers?

685
00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:36,280
What does she have?

686
00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,280
Give her a sandwich.

687
00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:42,720
Yeah, it's called a flea match to the noggin.

688
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:46,880
So yeah, she's waking up and she kind of hears this little conversation behind her and she

689
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:47,880
goes, oh, fuck.

690
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:48,880
Okay, shit.

691
00:25:48,880 --> 00:25:49,880
I am not in Roseanne anymore.

692
00:25:49,880 --> 00:25:50,880
What the fuck happened?

693
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,880
You're like, are you going to hurt us or not?

694
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:54,880
Because I'm scared.

695
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:57,800
You see this like magic on her arm start to flare up.

696
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,160
She goes, I will definitely fucking hurt you.

697
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:01,160
Why did you do that?

698
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,160
I cracked a bitch in the head hard.

699
00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:03,160
You hit her in the head hard?

700
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:04,160
Yeah, like you just fucking clawed her.

701
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:05,160
The knuckle fucking clawed her.

702
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:06,160
Let's do this.

703
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:07,160
Are you unarmed?

704
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:12,160
I'm not trying to kill her, but I'm trying to hit the fucker.

705
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:13,760
Just knock her out.

706
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:15,240
So give me an unarmed strike.

707
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,240
I was going to mace her.

708
00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:19,240
Oh.

709
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,240
I might miss my punch.

710
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:30,160
I can't kill her.

711
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,160
Is a hand going to hit?

712
00:26:32,160 --> 00:26:33,160
No, it does not.

713
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,160
So, yeah.

714
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:38,440
Even when she's tied up, wait, I should have a vengeance.

715
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:41,760
You see this magic on her arm kind of flare up and flicker and kind of like blow it off

716
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:45,840
and you see the weapon come down and it kind of just shields like this magic shield kind

717
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:46,840
of pops up.

718
00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:51,040
But then she's like, she kind of falls down to the ground like weak because of this anti-magic

719
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:53,080
armor thing she's got strapped to her butt.

720
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:54,080
Second punch.

721
00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:55,080
Second punch.

722
00:26:55,080 --> 00:27:00,080
I mean, if she's looking weak, how many times can you pop a fish in her?

723
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,080
Give me another unarmed attack then.

724
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:04,080
That's so quick.

725
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:05,080
Second punch.

726
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:06,080
18 to hit.

727
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,080
Yeah, so that one will hit.

728
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:08,080
Knocked out.

729
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:09,080
Is she knocked out?

730
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:12,080
No, she just went in less down until her equipment fucking bounced.

731
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:17,080
So yeah, you punch her in the mouth and she goes, okay, yeah, I guess that was worked.

732
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:18,080
She said okay.

733
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:21,080
She goes what's going on though?

734
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,080
Why am I here?

735
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,080
Why did you take me out of Rebels Inn?

736
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:24,080
Because who are you fucking people?

737
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:25,080
Why did we take her again?

738
00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:26,080
I can't remember either.

739
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:27,080
Because someone told us to.

740
00:27:27,080 --> 00:27:32,080
We were told to bitch and you're not going to hurt us.

741
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:33,080
She's like what the fuck?

742
00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:34,080
Because someone told you to?

743
00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:37,080
I almost drowned in this.

744
00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:42,080
We think we're on a job where we had to get in there.

745
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:43,080
Yeah.

746
00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:44,080
What's happening?

747
00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,080
Roll me a history check.

748
00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,080
Roll me a history check.

749
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:48,080
I have gaps in my memory.

750
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:51,080
I have no history points.

751
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:52,080
17.

752
00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,080
Four.

753
00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:54,080
A 10.

754
00:27:54,080 --> 00:28:01,080
Okay, Miss Muffin, you remember that you were sent here by Varan Axe...

755
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,080
What'd you get?

756
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,080
Oh, an Axebreaker.

757
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,080
I got an Axebreaker too.

758
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,080
19.

759
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:06,080
19?

760
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:11,080
Okay, yeah, so Archie and Miss Muffin, you remember that you were sent here by Varan

761
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,080
Axebreaker to get Prisoner 13 to unlock...

762
00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:14,080
What happened really?

763
00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:16,080
To find the key to the Golden Vault.

764
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:17,080
Yeah.

765
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:20,080
So what happened, what it looked like was Archie goes...

766
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:21,080
Hunter again.

767
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,080
Yeah, I bring her back and I say where the fucking key at?

768
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:24,080
Oh yeah.

769
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaking of his fart, Axebreaker, that's why we're here.

770
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:28,080
Yes.

771
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:32,080
So what are you guys saying to her about what you're saying?

772
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,080
What are we here for?

773
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,080
Can we tell her that?

774
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:35,080
Yeah, you're here for Axebreaker?

775
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:38,080
I said you hear Archie's toot over there?

776
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:39,080
That reminded me.

777
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:40,080
We're here for Axebreaker.

778
00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:41,080
We're here to break your ass.

779
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:42,080
We're here for Axebreaker.

780
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:47,080
She goes, oh fuck, so the Varan sent you, Axebreaker claim.

781
00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:50,080
They want their key again.

782
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:53,080
I don't know what you mean about a fucking key.

783
00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,080
You're their key.

784
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:55,080
I'm the key.

785
00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:58,080
It must be in your body, we're gonna have to cut you open.

786
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:00,080
No, no, we didn't do that.

787
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:05,080
She goes, I've been asked about this vault and key before and I'm assuming you did know

788
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:06,080
where the key might be.

789
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:09,080
She goes, but what would be in it for me if I knew where the key was?

790
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,080
Life.

791
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:11,080
Life.

792
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:15,080
Listen to me, I've lived a lot of life and I've got a lot of power because this collar

793
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:17,080
is just blocking my power a little bit.

794
00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,080
She goes, but by God, I can get this thing off.

795
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:22,080
If I want to get this thing off, I try hard enough.

796
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:23,080
Smack.

797
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:27,080
Because I'm flattered that you care, but I can't tell you where this key is unless I

798
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:30,080
know that I'm just gonna get my own share of this thing.

799
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:34,080
Then you're gonna have to tell Axebreaker that you're damn self, we're taking you there.

800
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,080
Punch her in the face again.

801
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:37,080
Torture.

802
00:29:37,080 --> 00:29:44,080
Roll me a intimidation duke and roll me persuasion mismuthin.

803
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:47,080
19 plus five.

804
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:50,080
11 on intimidation.

805
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:53,080
Well, you beat her power level.

806
00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:56,080
So yeah, she kind of looks at you guys and she goes, all right.

807
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:59,080
She goes, that one over there, he looks like he doesn't fuck around.

808
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:00,080
I'm like, what do you do?

809
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:01,080
He doesn't.

810
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:03,080
And she goes, and you seem like you have way too much energy and it's honestly fucking

811
00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:04,080
hurting my head.

812
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:05,080
I love to win.

813
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,080
It's honestly fucking hurting my head.

814
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:08,080
Me too.

815
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,080
She goes, listen, guys, I'll tell you what the key is.

816
00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,080
That's why I'm crazy.

817
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:15,080
The key is right here and she shows you her arm and the magic that flares up in her arm.

818
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,080
Chops her arm off.

819
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,080
I guess we could have guessed it was her arm.

820
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:20,080
Yeah, she goes, this is the key.

821
00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:22,080
My arm is the key.

822
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:24,080
This magic imbued in my arm is a key.

823
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,080
She goes, this unlocks the vault.

824
00:30:26,080 --> 00:30:27,080
That's the only thing that will unlock the vault.

825
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:28,080
Then why'd you lie?

826
00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,080
Why'd you sit there and lie this whole time?

827
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:31,080
It was fuck you, that's why.

828
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:32,080
Well, fuck you.

829
00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:36,080
I don't really want to die, so it's like I got the key, so here's your answer.

830
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,080
Is it the arm or is it you?

831
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:39,080
The tattoo.

832
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:43,080
The tattoo is imbued with magic that is unlocking the key.

833
00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:44,080
Okay, wait.

834
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:48,080
So then, whatever, when we take you there, you unlock this vault.

835
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,080
What's in the vault?

836
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,080
What's going to happen?

837
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:55,080
She goes, pretty much treasures from what the Axebreaker clan has gathered.

838
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:56,080
I stole their treasure.

839
00:30:56,080 --> 00:30:57,080
They told you that.

840
00:30:57,080 --> 00:30:58,080
I'm sure they told you that.

841
00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:59,080
No, they didn't.

842
00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:00,080
They did it.

843
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:04,080
Kelly, with the history check, you remember that he did tell you that she stole it.

844
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:05,080
That's why he wants her.

845
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:09,080
So yes, she says, I'm sure he told you that I stole the treasure.

846
00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:11,080
That's why you guys have come for me.

847
00:31:11,080 --> 00:31:12,080
That's why he sent you.

848
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:14,080
Because they're a bunch of pussies and can't get to themselves.

849
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:15,080
Yeah.

850
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,080
And we're tough.

851
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:19,080
Honestly, you guys fought hard and you made an enemy of the Lords of Alias.

852
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:20,080
Yeah, we're playing awesome.

853
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:21,080
That's not cool.

854
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:22,080
That's not okay.

855
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:25,080
You guys are going to have to deal with that when you deal with that.

856
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:28,080
But yeah, so what are we going to do about this?

857
00:31:28,080 --> 00:31:32,080
Can I speak command and command her to go lock this door for us?

858
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:39,080
I mean, you can do command if you want, but I think that's more like halt or flee or stop.

859
00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,080
And she can't because she's wearing her collar.

860
00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:46,080
You can try to talk to her like that if you want to persuade her to open the key for you instead of Varen.

861
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,080
Is that what you're meaning?

862
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:50,080
Like you want her to take you to the vault instead of going to Varen?

863
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:54,080
Or are you saying will she work with Varen to open the vault?

864
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,080
Because that can be two different...

865
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,080
What does she want to do?

866
00:31:58,080 --> 00:32:06,080
Would you rather us take you to Varen, have you open the vault for Varen, Assbreaker, or do you want to open the vault for us?

867
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:15,080
She says definitely don't want you to get the treasure, but I would rather share the treasure with you guys than with the Assbreaker clan.

868
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,080
Why the fuck are we asking this bitch what she wants?

869
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:19,080
Because she has the key!

870
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:20,080
She is our fucking prisoner.

871
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:23,080
We can chop her goddamn arm off and take the key to the place.

872
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:24,080
It won't work.

873
00:32:24,080 --> 00:32:26,080
It's a tattoo, it ain't her, it's the tattoo.

874
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:29,080
But how do you know the tattoo don't need a life sword?

875
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:33,080
She goes, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, she goes, oh I'll stick my dick in her arm and it's got a life sword.

876
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:40,080
She goes, oh the key on my tattoo? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'll only work if it's a life sword.

877
00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:42,080
She's lying, she's always lying.

878
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,080
That don't mean I can't torture the fuck out of her.

879
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,080
Roll insight.

880
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:48,080
Can we cut a fairytale off and see if the tattoo still works?

881
00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,080
15 plus 1.

882
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:51,080
16.

883
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:52,080
16?

884
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:53,080
Yeah.

885
00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:54,080
You got a crypt family insight?

886
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:55,080
Mm-hmm.

887
00:32:55,080 --> 00:33:00,080
Duke, you believe that this magic might have to work with her attached to it, but you can

888
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:03,080
think that this magic will not work if her arm is cut off.

889
00:33:03,080 --> 00:33:04,080
Because she's always lying.

890
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,080
Why you always lying?

891
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:06,080
She is a liar.

892
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:07,080
Can I roll?

893
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:08,080
She's got magic, she's got power.

894
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,080
What?

895
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:10,080
Can I roll as well?

896
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:11,080
Sure.

897
00:33:11,080 --> 00:33:14,080
I already rolled, but 19 plus 4.

898
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:19,080
19 plus 4, yeah, you guys don't believe her, but Duke, I know you would cut her arm off

899
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,080
easily, so it doesn't make sense that you wouldn't believe her.

900
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:28,080
So I'm going to say with your poor roll and insight, you don't know what to make of this

901
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:29,080
magic.

902
00:33:29,080 --> 00:33:31,080
You're confused, but you can do what you please.

903
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:33,080
Because I can't really stop you from doing that.

904
00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:34,080
Still leaning on torture.

905
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,080
Yes, yes, on torture.

906
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:41,080
Or just breaking fingers and, you know, maybe pulling off a finger nail.

907
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:44,080
She goes, listen, listen, guys, you guys are fucking insane.

908
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:45,080
I can already tell that.

909
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,080
She goes, but the Axebreaker clan, they're going to kill me.

910
00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:50,080
She goes, fucking take, I will take you to the vault.

911
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:54,080
But you have to be ready to deal with the Axebreaker clan, because they are going to

912
00:33:54,080 --> 00:33:58,080
be guarding where they, when they find out what we're doing, they're going to be coming

913
00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,080
after you guys.

914
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:00,080
You just said they're a bunch of pussies.

915
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,080
Yeah, they are pussies.

916
00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:02,080
And that we're pretty tough.

917
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:03,080
You just said.

918
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,080
But I just wanted you guys to know that.

919
00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:07,080
You're making enemies with the Lords of Lions and the clan, and I'm for that.

920
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:08,080
I say fuck them all.

921
00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:10,080
Let's take everything and let's fuck them all.

922
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,080
So let's do it.

923
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,080
Let's do it.

924
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:13,080
Kissing ass.

925
00:34:13,080 --> 00:34:14,080
She's like, let's do it.

926
00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:15,080
Let's fucking go to the vault.

927
00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:16,080
Let's do it.

928
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:19,080
Let's take this shit so when the Axebreaker clan comes to you, they'll have their treasure.

929
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,080
So is that what you guys want to do?

930
00:34:20,080 --> 00:34:21,080
Well, he's going to check the place out.

931
00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:22,080
And then we'll decide whether they get the treasure.

932
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:23,080
Yeah, we're going to tell you all we want to do so.

933
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:24,080
Whether they get it or we get it.

934
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:25,080
I'm just saying, we could cut her arm off and see if that works.

935
00:34:25,080 --> 00:34:26,080
I got the mending spell.

936
00:34:26,080 --> 00:34:27,080
If it don't work, I'll just mend her arm back together.

937
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:28,080
Oh, true.

938
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:29,080
We'll just torture her and she agrees.

939
00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:30,080
We can wait until we get there.

940
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:31,080
She's agreed.

941
00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:32,080
She's agreed.

942
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,080
She's agreed to go with you guys.

943
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:34,080
She's agreed.

944
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:35,080
You don't have to cut her arm off.

945
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:36,080
Don't torture her.

946
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:37,080
She's agreed.

947
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:38,080
Don't torture her, Dan.

948
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:39,080
We could still cut her arm off.

949
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,080
I don't know.

950
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:49,080
I want her arm, but not her.

951
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:52,080
That's up to you guys.

952
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:57,640
I can't hear her to do that.

953
00:34:57,640 --> 00:34:58,640
So what is the plan?

954
00:34:58,640 --> 00:34:59,640
Are you going to...

955
00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:00,640
We're going to the vault.

956
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:01,640
She's taking us to the vault.

957
00:35:01,640 --> 00:35:02,640
You guys can, yeah, so you can push her aside and have your own huddle if you want, but...

958
00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:03,640
We don't know where the vault is.

959
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:04,640
She knows.

960
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:05,640
No, we said lead the way, Rich.

961
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:06,640
She knows.

962
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:07,640
She knows.

963
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,640
So she is going to take us to the vault.

964
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:15,640
So I'm guessing you're leaving her like magic locked up and handcuffed.

965
00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:16,640
Oh yeah.

966
00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:17,640
Oh yeah.

967
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:20,640
I'm going to watch her 24-7 and I'm going to talk to her.

968
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:21,640
I'm going to say don't make me talk to you.

969
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:28,640
Captain Craig kind of walks up and he goes, so are we not going back to Ashbreaker Clan?

970
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:30,640
Because what's the plan here?

971
00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:32,640
Because we're supposed to go back to Ashbreaker Clan.

972
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:33,640
He's like, they sent us.

973
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:34,640
We can do it.

974
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:35,640
We fucking won.

975
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:36,640
That's the plan.

976
00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:39,640
Captain Craig, this is the one that's Sid that broke you out when you were...

977
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:40,640
Captain Craig.

978
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:41,640
Captain Craig.

979
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,640
You're probably fucking lying.

980
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:46,640
That's what you just say on the goddamn ship, shit, you motherfucker mouth.

981
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:52,640
Roll the intimidation.

982
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:55,640
That's a 19 plus one.

983
00:35:55,640 --> 00:36:00,640
Yeah, so Captain Craig goes, oh, fuck, damn it, damn it, damn it.

984
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:01,640
He's not good.

985
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:02,640
He's not good for a ship.

986
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:03,640
He goes, fuck it, fine.

987
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:06,640
He goes, I will do with you guys what I got to do.

988
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:09,640
He goes, I hope I get some money out of this, some treasure at least.

989
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:10,640
Yeah.

990
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:11,640
Of course.

991
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:12,640
He goes, hey, mutiny, you keep your shit.

992
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:13,640
We love you, Captain Craig.

993
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:14,640
We love you, man.

994
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:18,640
He goes, you guys fought pretty fucking hard, killed a lot of Lord's Alliance.

995
00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:20,640
I think I might love you guys too.

996
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,640
He goes, Miriam, keep the spell going.

997
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,640
And Chadwick, oh, Chadwick's dead.

998
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:28,640
He goes, Merlo, you've been promoted.

999
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,640
You're now Boiler Room Specialist.

1000
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:35,640
And Merlo kind of like happily runs down there as Chadwick goes to the vice vice.

1001
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:37,640
You've been promoted.

1002
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,640
But Prisoner 13 is put below.

1003
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:42,640
You're now one of my elite employees.

1004
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:45,640
You're now one of my elite employees.

1005
00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:50,640
So Prisoner 13 is taken down and put into Chadwick's old room, locked away.

1006
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:56,640
And the rest of you are able to explore and go to your rooms if you'd like to rest and do so as you travel to your next location.

1007
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:58,640
I would love to go to my room.

1008
00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:00,640
Yes, we need to rest.

1009
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,640
Check on Hazel.

1010
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:04,640
She's been alone for so long now.

1011
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:06,640
She's been with you.

1012
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:07,640
No.

1013
00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,640
Oh yeah, you did leave her behind so she wouldn't be...

1014
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:13,640
If she was with me, she'd be in the ocean still.

1015
00:37:13,640 --> 00:37:14,640
Well, I don't remember you...

1016
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:15,640
Shark food.

1017
00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,640
She would have been rolling for two.

1018
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,640
I guess did you leave her behind before you went to the Rebels Inn?

1019
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:22,640
She's in my room now.

1020
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:23,640
So yeah, she's waiting for you.

1021
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:24,640
So...

1022
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:25,640
Star of Death, do you leave her alone?

1023
00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:26,640
No, I got her.

1024
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:28,640
Cap and Crate took care of her.

1025
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:31,640
So...

1026
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:32,640
Long rest?

1027
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:36,640
Yeah, you guys can take a long rest if you would like to do so.

1028
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:45,640
So, you guys go to your rooms to take your rest and sleep your gashes and wounds and splashes from the water away.

1029
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:52,640
So, as you all kind of lay down and get your rooms settled, anything special you're doing before you go to sleep?

1030
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:54,640
Nout them tubes.

1031
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,640
You've been holding them in all day, you gotta let those out.

1032
00:37:57,640 --> 00:37:58,640
Yeah.

1033
00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:01,640
Anything else other than what, Maggot Toots?

1034
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,640
She shits her bed.

1035
00:38:03,640 --> 00:38:05,640
She actually shits her bed. This is shits.

1036
00:38:05,640 --> 00:38:07,640
No, dude, don't.

1037
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:08,640
You gotta roll.

1038
00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:10,640
Yeah, actually roll.

1039
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:12,640
For forcing out all those farts.

1040
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,640
For the Constitution save for forcing out your farts.

1041
00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:15,640
Ah, that's so mean.

1042
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:19,640
You might have a fucking, you know, an accidental projectile.

1043
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:21,640
I never have.

1044
00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:22,640
We'll see.

1045
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:24,640
13 plus 3.

1046
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:26,640
Alright, you're able to not shit yourself.

1047
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:27,640
It's a good roll.

1048
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:28,640
You got lucky.

1049
00:38:28,640 --> 00:38:29,640
Just gas.

1050
00:38:29,640 --> 00:38:30,640
I don't have gas.

1051
00:38:30,640 --> 00:38:31,640
Just gas.

1052
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:33,640
No shit.

1053
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:40,640
So yeah, as you guys kind of lay down to your, start getting laid down for your rest, Duke Crystal.

1054
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:42,640
Oh boy, Duke Crystal.

1055
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:44,640
Turns out you did shit.

1056
00:38:44,640 --> 00:38:46,640
You don't have to make me a saber, nothing.

1057
00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:51,640
So, you're laying down and are you holding your sword like you, I know that for a little bit you were like,

1058
00:38:51,640 --> 00:38:53,640
sleeping with the sword.

1059
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:54,640
Definitely next to me.

1060
00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:59,640
Yeah, so you're laying next to it and this sword literally just floats up to the middle of the room.

1061
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:03,640
And you hear the voice and it's like, Duke, Duke, oh shit, Duke, Duke, accept me, Duke.

1062
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:06,640
You need to accept me now or shit's gonna get real bad, dude.

1063
00:39:06,640 --> 00:39:10,640
And you hear like physical blows happening inside this sword.

1064
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,640
Like the sword is fighting something inside of itself.

1065
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:16,640
So what you do is you're just going down.

1066
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:17,640
Fuck it, why not?

1067
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:21,640
You hear, he goes, oh fuck yeah, thanks, Duke.

1068
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,640
Then you hear like blows just like continuing inside this thing.

1069
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:29,640
Like gashes and screams and roars of like violent executions and blood flying.

1070
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:32,640
And then everything in your room just goes black.

1071
00:39:32,640 --> 00:39:34,640
Like it's all black.

1072
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:38,640
And you see the sword floating at the end of this like black lake.

1073
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:41,640
You just gonna walk forward or what are you gonna do here as you see this?

1074
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,640
Walk on the lake like Jesus.

1075
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:45,640
Yes, you are Jesus right now.

1076
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:46,640
No, he's not Jesus.

1077
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:52,640
As you're getting closer to this sword, you're just hearing this like voice getting like louder and louder and louder.

1078
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,640
Do you reach out and grab the sword?

1079
00:39:54,640 --> 00:39:55,640
Yeah.

1080
00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,640
Okay, so you reach out and you grab this sword.

1081
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:00,640
And your whole right arm just instantly becomes black.

1082
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:06,640
Like it's just like black necrotic like forces coming over your arm.

1083
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:09,640
And the sword is not able to be removed from your hand any longer.

1084
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,640
Like it is attached to you.

1085
00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:19,640
And as you hear this voice inside your head, he goes, Duke, the forces that brought you here, they're fucking mad.

1086
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:23,640
Because you are pushing forward through what they don't want you to find.

1087
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:25,640
He goes, this motherfucker is strong.

1088
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:32,640
He somehow got inside of me inside of the sword and was fighting me trying to stop me from helping you get powerful.

1089
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:35,640
Because the Duke, you are powerful now.

1090
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:43,640
And like you look up into the like look at the sword and inside of the sword, you see like yourself inside the sword like inside.

1091
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:45,640
You see like a Duke inside there.

1092
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:46,640
We are one.

1093
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,640
You're inside me and I'm inside you.

1094
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:49,640
So get ready, Duke.

1095
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:50,640
It's going to get real fun.

1096
00:40:50,640 --> 00:41:09,640
Now, as you lay down with your sword attached to your hand, just another personality.

1097
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:13,640
So yeah, shit's getting wild.

1098
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:15,640
So who was in the sword?

1099
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:16,640
Assbreaker?

1100
00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:17,640
Necro.

1101
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,640
Some kind of entity of some sort.

1102
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:21,640
Never really found out what it is.

1103
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:27,640
Because you said the person if you keep seeking what you're looking for or whatever.

1104
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:30,640
And the souls of all the people he's slain.

1105
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:31,640
Yes.

1106
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,640
Well, you guys didn't actually do anything.

1107
00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:34,640
Why not?

1108
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:41,640
But what Duke heard is basically from the sword is it's fighting the thing that brought you guys to this world.

1109
00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:49,640
Whatever. Remember when you first got put in the tornado, you saw a guy standing there and then four other ones and then you were transported.

1110
00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:50,640
And we've been here so long.

1111
00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:53,640
Yeah, because they were coming at us on horses or something.

1112
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:59,640
Yeah, you saw them kind of standing in the tornado when you were pulled in and then it was like they came through.

1113
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:07,640
So yeah, that whatever that is, you can tell something big bad is fighting the sword demon entity thing inside of it.

1114
00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:11,640
So yeah, you laid out for your uneasy long rest.

1115
00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:14,640
But it's with a permanently attached sword.

1116
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:16,640
Yeah, with a permanently attached sword on your side.

1117
00:42:16,640 --> 00:42:17,640
Your side or right?

1118
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:18,640
Right.

1119
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:19,640
Right.

1120
00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:22,640
And you have to pee with your left hand now.

1121
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:23,640
Oh, God.

1122
00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:27,640
You have to learn how to read.

1123
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:29,640
I can pee with the sword.

1124
00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:32,640
You just like just gently lift from the bottom.

1125
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:34,640
That's the safe edge.

1126
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:35,640
Be very careful when you check.

1127
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:37,640
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1128
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:45,640
The shake, that's more of a gently sit it down and then like just the body after.

1129
00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:49,640
This is what being DS4 is explaining how you pee if you have a sword attached to your hand.

1130
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:51,640
Yes, a curse sword that wants blood.

1131
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:52,640
You do not want to graze your dick.

1132
00:42:52,640 --> 00:42:55,640
It will suck it dry like mummy penis.

1133
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:56,640
Realistic thinking.

1134
00:42:56,640 --> 00:42:59,640
Okay, so everyone takes their long rests.

1135
00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:03,640
The rest of you have a perfectly fine sleep through the night.

1136
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:06,640
Sleep sticks, cuddle in his shield, his garbage can shield.

1137
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:07,640
I'm cuddling Hazel.

1138
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:09,640
Cuddling Hazel in her cheese.

1139
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:11,640
I don't know.

1140
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:18,640
Yeah, you awake the next morning and you all step out and you guys all see, unless you

1141
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:20,640
did something to hide it, other than.

1142
00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:23,640
How the fuck am I supposed to hide a permanently attached sword?

1143
00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:29,640
You walk out and you see Duke's usual outfit, but his whole arm is just like this necrotic

1144
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:30,640
black.

1145
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:36,640
It looks almost like a glove that slipped all the way over my sword and up my eye.

1146
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:37,640
It had been custom made.

1147
00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:41,640
You see this all happening and you see it attached to Duke's hand and the black just

1148
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:42,640
all formed together.

1149
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:46,640
I'm going to say, oh yeah, makes sense.

1150
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:48,640
That's Duke stuff.

1151
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:49,640
Yeah.

1152
00:43:49,640 --> 00:43:53,640
Yeah, you guys are pretty rock and roll, dude.

1153
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:55,640
Can't drop your weapon.

1154
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:57,640
You can't disarm me.

1155
00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:58,640
That's true.

1156
00:43:58,640 --> 00:43:59,640
Can't be disarmed.

1157
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:00,640
Literally.

1158
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,640
We need to check on her too.

1159
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:04,640
Yeah, so.

1160
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:05,640
I don't even want to.

1161
00:44:05,640 --> 00:44:10,640
Yeah, so as you say that, you guys kind of walk up and you kind of go up top with Captain

1162
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:15,640
Craig and you see prisoner 13 just kind of standing and walking about up top.

1163
00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:17,640
She goes, yeah, I got out of your room.

1164
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:21,640
I was just, I wanted to make sure this fucking guy was making sure we were going the right

1165
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:22,640
way.

1166
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:25,640
And she was just kind of up top walking around on the upper deck.

1167
00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:29,640
He goes, but listen, I haven't done anything.

1168
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:31,640
I'm still wearing your fucking cuffs.

1169
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,640
She goes, but I'm trying to direct us.

1170
00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:35,640
We're going to get there and we're going to rob these doctors blind.

1171
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:39,640
She goes, I already robbed them blind, but I want them to never be able to get this again.

1172
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:43,640
So if you guys take it and you disperse among yourselves and do what you want.

1173
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:44,640
Hell yeah.

1174
00:44:44,640 --> 00:44:48,640
So you guys kind of are starting to see land up here.

1175
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:56,640
And when you come up to the shore, you see just like there's this forest, forest ahead

1176
00:44:56,640 --> 00:44:57,640
of you.

1177
00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:02,640
And she goes, so what we're going to have to do here is cut through this forest.

1178
00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:08,640
There is a like site where we go underground and that is where I've hidden the vault.

1179
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:13,640
Like it is literally in an underground tomb dungeon that I knew no one would find out

1180
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:15,640
in the middle of this forest.

1181
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:20,640
She goes, but there might be some bad shit still in there because I set this place down

1182
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:23,640
for no one to be able to get inside, including myself.

1183
00:45:23,640 --> 00:45:27,640
Like there's this shit is set to rig to kill anyone that comes near it.

1184
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:33,640
So we have to be careful when we go inside, but sounds fishy.

1185
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:38,640
Do I still have my arm band for the Lilith?

1186
00:45:38,640 --> 00:45:39,640
What?

1187
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:41,640
My Lilith collar.

1188
00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:42,640
Yeah.

1189
00:45:42,640 --> 00:45:43,640
The doctor Lilith.

1190
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:45,640
You still have that.

1191
00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:46,640
You're happy, right?

1192
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:50,640
We'll use it like once in a while things when it was.

1193
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:51,640
Yeah.

1194
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:52,640
Yeah.

1195
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:57,640
You guys, are you ready to just kind of step off and go start making your way towards this

1196
00:45:57,640 --> 00:45:58,640
vault?

1197
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:00,640
Try to find the entrance inside.

1198
00:46:00,640 --> 00:46:01,640
Okay.

1199
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:05,640
So you trudge through this forest and she's kind of just like, you can tell she's like

1200
00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:06,640
rapidly like looking around.

1201
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:10,640
You can tell she's kind of freaking out because she's like making sure she needs to remember

1202
00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:11,640
where this fucking place is.

1203
00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:16,640
And then you guys are walking and you see this like rock pile, but you see the rock

1204
00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:20,640
pile kind of overlaying the ground kind of like a little house.

1205
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:23,640
But she walks up and she goes, Oh, this is it.

1206
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:24,640
This is the entrance.

1207
00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:25,640
This is the entrance here.

1208
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:29,640
And you guys kind of step open this door and start to walk down this long dark stairwell.

1209
00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,640
It just goes deep in the ground.

1210
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:37,640
And she goes, this place, I found it on my own traveling and it's fucked up.

1211
00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:38,640
I don't know what was in here.

1212
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:42,640
She was, they worship some weird undead gods or something.

1213
00:46:42,640 --> 00:46:44,640
She goes, so it's, it's a fucked up place to be inside of.

1214
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:46,640
She goes, there's some scary shit.

1215
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:47,640
There's some real shit.

1216
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:48,640
There's some not real shit.

1217
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:54,640
So just keep your minds clear and try not to get into any dark things that you hear

1218
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:55,640
because it will get bad for us all.

1219
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:59,640
If you start to get into what's into this place.

1220
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:05,640
So you guys make your way down this long stairwell with eerie this, as you know, that this place

1221
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,640
is fucked bad.

1222
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:08,640
Paranoia.

1223
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:09,640
Paranoia.

1224
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:10,640
Paranoia.

1225
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:11,640
Paranoia roll.

1226
00:47:11,640 --> 00:47:18,640
But you get to the bottom and you see these lights, these flames like braziers burning

1227
00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:24,640
and along the head, there's this long tunnel that cuts off into the left and to the right

1228
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:25,640
and straight ahead.

1229
00:47:25,640 --> 00:47:29,640
The straight ahead looks like it opens into a round circular room.

1230
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:34,640
But you guys decide which way you want to continue on for me to give you a description.

1231
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:37,640
Doesn't she need to tell us where we go?

1232
00:47:37,640 --> 00:47:41,640
Yeah, I mean, yes, she can tell you the right way to go, but they're all going to be fucked.

1233
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,640
Like she's saying this place is going to be dangerous.

1234
00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:46,640
So it's kind of like a maze of sorts.

1235
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:52,640
But if you're wanting to cut through straight to the vault and miss all the extra rooms,

1236
00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:53,640
you can.

1237
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:55,640
But if you want to search anything is what I'm saying.

1238
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:56,640
We searched.

1239
00:47:56,640 --> 00:47:57,640
That's what I figured.

1240
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:59,640
That's why I was given the option.

1241
00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:06,640
So would you like to go left when you enter the hallway, straight ahead or to the right?

1242
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:07,640
To the right is very dark.

1243
00:48:07,640 --> 00:48:09,640
Straight, straight, straight.

1244
00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:10,640
Which way is the main path?

1245
00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:12,640
You would assume straight.

1246
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:15,640
When you look at these like left and right paths, they kind of drop down a smidge.

1247
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:21,640
Like there's like a little stairwell that kind of cuts down and then cuts off to those rooms.

1248
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:22,640
A dark one.

1249
00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:23,640
A dark one?

1250
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:29,640
OK, so Duke, make me a perception check as you start to walk into this dark room.

1251
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,640
I have dark vision by the way.

1252
00:48:31,640 --> 00:48:32,640
OK.

1253
00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:35,640
You get the advantage then.

1254
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:37,640
Eight.

1255
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:38,640
What was it too?

1256
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:39,640
Perception?

1257
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:40,640
Perception.

1258
00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:41,640
Not good?

1259
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:42,640
A nine.

1260
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:43,640
OK, nine.

1261
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:47,640
So you walk up this like little dark path.

1262
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:51,640
You're trying to feel ahead, but it just feels like an unnatural darkness.

1263
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:58,640
And you keep reaching out and you start to feel like what feels like body parts, but arranged like in this marble.

1264
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:04,640
Like it feels like concrete, but it's like body parts all arranged and formed together right in front of the path, like a huge block of it.

1265
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:10,640
So the path feels blocked by a huge concrete form of bodies.

1266
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:12,640
Strange.

1267
00:49:12,640 --> 00:49:15,640
Your sword probably can cut right through it.

1268
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:21,640
Can I channel divinity and turn the undead?

1269
00:49:21,640 --> 00:49:24,640
They will all flee from me for 30 feet.

1270
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:26,640
You can try that if you like.

1271
00:49:26,640 --> 00:49:27,640
No, don't do that.

1272
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,640
You can try that if you like.

1273
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:30,640
Do it.

1274
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:31,640
You want to do it?

1275
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:32,640
Yeah.

1276
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:37,640
Are you going to do it from like the dark hallway where he's at or are you going to move somewhere else like where you want to do this from?

1277
00:49:37,640 --> 00:49:39,640
I guess I'll get next to Duke.

1278
00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:40,640
OK.

1279
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:41,640
What does that do?

1280
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:42,640
What do I have to do?

1281
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:43,640
Right.

1282
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:45,640
I'm going to try to get the undead.

1283
00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:51,640
It says, as an action, you present your holy symbol and speak a prayer censoring the undead.

1284
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:57,640
Each undead that can see or hear you within 30 feet of you must make a wisdom saving throw DC 14.

1285
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:00,640
The creature fails the saving throw.

1286
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:03,640
It is turned for one minute or until it takes any damage.

1287
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:07,640
A turned creature must spend its turns trying to move as far away from you as it can.

1288
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:09,640
So I need to make a wisdom saving throw of what?

1289
00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:10,640
14.

1290
00:50:10,640 --> 00:50:11,640
14.

1291
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:13,640
OK.

1292
00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:20,640
There's a lot of undead.

1293
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:21,640
OK.

1294
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:23,640
So I think only one of them saved.

1295
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:28,640
So the concrete mass that you see there or you couldn't really see, but you felt all of it.

1296
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:40,640
You hear like all of it breaking away and all of those bodies that were massed together start to break free from this like in casing they were in and start to crawl down the hallway away from you.

1297
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:42,640
Except for one standing there.

1298
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:56,640
But you have some kind of unholy undead weird magic going on in this place and you just basically opened up a bunch of undead that were inside of this thing and started to force them to move out of this in casing.

1299
00:50:56,640 --> 00:51:00,640
So yeah, you just have a local bunch of them.

1300
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:06,640
And you just kind of hear them just kind of hear them like shuffling and crawling down this hallway behind like a wave review.

1301
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:13,640
Yeah, so I won't make you roll initiative yet because they there's a special thing with them and they're running away from you as well.

1302
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:16,640
So yeah, what would you guys like to do is you kind of hear this thing.

1303
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:21,640
You are just standing there looking not only to see what's happening, but you can hear what's happening.

1304
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:24,640
I am going to put on my cloak of invisibility.

1305
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:25,640
Keep moving towards it.

1306
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:26,640
You keep moving towards it.

1307
00:51:26,640 --> 00:51:27,640
OK.

1308
00:51:27,640 --> 00:51:37,640
Make me a dexterity save as you take a step towards the one still standing there.

1309
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:38,640
Twelve.

1310
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:39,640
Twelve.

1311
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:41,640
Twelve.

1312
00:51:41,640 --> 00:51:44,640
So I think that's the defender.

1313
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:46,640
If you match it, it wins.

1314
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:53,640
I'll say with this actually, since it's a tie, when you step forward, this thing lunges at you and kind of grabs a hold of you.

1315
00:51:53,640 --> 00:51:58,640
But when you grab the whole thing and gets in your face, the whole top of its head is just white.

1316
00:51:58,640 --> 00:51:59,640
Like there's nothing.

1317
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:00,640
There's no eyes.

1318
00:52:00,640 --> 00:52:01,640
There's no mouth.

1319
00:52:01,640 --> 00:52:04,640
It just kind of reaches for you and grabs a hold of you.

1320
00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:13,640
And then with the equal match, you kind of push it back and it stops and then just stands there and kind of just goes like with looking off into the distance again as you stand still.

1321
00:52:13,640 --> 00:52:17,640
So it only attacks when you move.

1322
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:19,640
You can start ascertaining that.

1323
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:23,640
Pretty much, yeah.

1324
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:26,640
You can try to quietly move away if you'd like.

1325
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:27,640
We need Misty step.

1326
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:29,640
Yes, there's something.

1327
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:32,640
Anybody have movement abilities?

1328
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:34,640
Teleportation?

1329
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:36,640
No.

1330
00:52:36,640 --> 00:52:38,640
No.

1331
00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:40,640
No.

1332
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:42,640
Mad sprint.

1333
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:46,640
You can sprint if you want, but it will pull some towards you, yes.

1334
00:52:46,640 --> 00:52:49,640
Or you can try to stealth your way out.

1335
00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:50,640
You guys.

1336
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:51,640
Anything.

1337
00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:52,640
Anything you want to try.

1338
00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:58,640
The rest are kind of crawling down this like tunnel hallway.

1339
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:00,640
I wish I had a bluntening weapon.

1340
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:04,640
I need a bluntening weapon if I want to smash some marble creatures.

1341
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,640
I can make a stealth roll.

1342
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:07,640
Slashing over.

1343
00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:10,640
See if I can tiptoot into you.

1344
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:18,640
If you want to open the map, you can.

1345
00:53:18,640 --> 00:53:21,640
I need to pull out my fleet maze.

1346
00:53:21,640 --> 00:53:23,640
Are you trying to like cave in something?

1347
00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:25,640
Is that what you want to do?

1348
00:53:25,640 --> 00:53:29,640
No, I'm talking about attacking marble creatures.

1349
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:31,640
Slashing over.

1350
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:32,640
Yes.

1351
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:34,640
So what would you guys like to do?

1352
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:36,640
Can I pull out my fleet maze?

1353
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:37,640
Yeah, you can do that.

1354
00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:39,640
Keep it equipped.

1355
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:41,640
I could find the visibility cloak on.

1356
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:43,640
Visibility cloak?

1357
00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:45,640
How are you going to get out of this predicament though?

1358
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:49,640
I guess I'll do a mad sprint into that dark room.

1359
00:53:49,640 --> 00:53:50,640
The hallway that they all ran down?

1360
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:51,640
Yeah.

1361
00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:53,640
You guys are just going to sprint towards them?

1362
00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:54,640
No.

1363
00:53:54,640 --> 00:53:55,640
Okay.

1364
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:57,640
Give me a dex save.

1365
00:53:57,640 --> 00:53:58,640
Why not?

1366
00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:01,640
You just went past this one.

1367
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:02,640
Let's see, 15.

1368
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:03,640
15?

1369
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:07,640
Okay, so yeah, you expertly dodge those things that kind of lunges for you and run and you

1370
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:09,640
can just start sprinting down this hallway.

1371
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:13,640
But as you start sprinting down this hallway, you hear all these like shufflings on there,

1372
00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:17,640
whatever they are, undead, encased creatures like crawling and shuffling towards the end

1373
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:19,640
of this hallway, still moving away.

1374
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:23,640
And then they hear you sprinting and they all just like, you see what the stop, and

1375
00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:25,640
then shuffles around and now you hear them coming towards you.

1376
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:27,640
And that's the big mass of them?

1377
00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:29,640
Yes, this is where they all were just kind of crawling through.

1378
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:30,640
Yes, the big mass.

1379
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:31,640
Okay.

1380
00:54:31,640 --> 00:54:32,640
Yay.

1381
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:35,640
Well, if Leastick catches up with you, they'll keep going away from you.

1382
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:36,640
True that.

1383
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:38,640
Let's just catch up and be, let's just go with them.

1384
00:54:38,640 --> 00:54:41,640
I think it's only like one turn or two turns or something.

1385
00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:44,640
I don't think it like keeps radiating from them.

1386
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:46,640
Maybe one minute.

1387
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:48,640
Or until it takes any damage.

1388
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:50,640
Oh, so one minute.

1389
00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:51,640
Ten turns.

1390
00:54:51,640 --> 00:54:54,640
Okay, then yeah, yeah, then yeah, you moved forward.

1391
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:56,640
They would run because it's still.

1392
00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:57,640
Yeah.

1393
00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:58,640
I guess they would still run.

1394
00:54:58,640 --> 00:54:59,640
Just besides that one.

1395
00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:02,640
Yeah, they would run no matter what, besides that one, yeah.

1396
00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:05,640
So you still have to kind of dodge around him with the deck.

1397
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:06,640
Yeah.

1398
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:08,640
All right, so deck save.

1399
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:11,640
This thing's obviously defending something.

1400
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:13,640
I about had to use my lightning.

1401
00:55:13,640 --> 00:55:14,640
Do you want the maps?

1402
00:55:14,640 --> 00:55:16,640
Okay, I got the maps.

1403
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:17,640
Five.

1404
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:20,640
I barrel roll past him easily.

1405
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:22,640
Where to do crystal?

1406
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:23,640
Eight plus six.

1407
00:55:23,640 --> 00:55:24,640
Eight plus six.

1408
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:27,640
I guess really only one had to do it because he's only going to attack one of you at a

1409
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:28,640
time.

1410
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:29,640
Oh, true.

1411
00:55:29,640 --> 00:55:32,640
So Leastick was running first, so he did get a down hit on you, okay?

1412
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:34,640
Well, actually, what did you get?

1413
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:37,640
Oh, yeah, he grabbed a hold of you and kind of pulls you to the ground.

1414
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:41,640
It just gives you like a headbutt to the forehead, but when he headbutts you, you feel like a

1415
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:46,640
piece of that encasing on him, like hardened to your forehead.

1416
00:55:46,640 --> 00:55:49,640
So like when he headbutts you and comes off of you, you've got a piece remaining stuck

1417
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:50,640
to your forehead.

1418
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:51,640
So it's on my gym.

1419
00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:52,640
Yeah.

1420
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:59,640
Yes, it hits your helmet and it's stuck right there to your forehead and he does forward

1421
00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:01,640
damage to you.

1422
00:56:01,640 --> 00:56:02,640
No.

1423
00:56:02,640 --> 00:56:06,640
So it's a shell encased headbutt that's now attached to you, a piece of it.

1424
00:56:06,640 --> 00:56:10,640
So, be careful getting hit with these guys, they'll be more encased.

1425
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:13,640
So they're infectious, eh?

1426
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:14,640
Okay.

1427
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:17,640
So, yeah, that happens.

1428
00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:21,640
So then when he headbutts you and pulls off, then you kind of get up and you're able to

1429
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:22,640
do your dex save again.

1430
00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:25,640
Do you want to run by him or attack him or do whatever you want to do?

1431
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:26,640
I just want to get past this guy.

1432
00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:27,640
Okay, so give me a dex save.

1433
00:56:27,640 --> 00:56:30,640
The rest of you were able to run by, pulled him.

1434
00:56:30,640 --> 00:56:33,640
That'd be ten.

1435
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:34,640
Five.

1436
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:39,640
Alright, so you're able to slip past him and start running down this hallway.

1437
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:43,640
And Duke's like running, it's like one of those haunted Han Solo moments.

1438
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:47,640
Like Duke's like running down the hallway and all these zombies and it turns around,

1439
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:48,640
takes off running from all the zombies.

1440
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:50,640
All the undead that are coming.

1441
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:54,640
Flee stick, you come running around with your shell encased forehead and just like hold

1442
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:59,640
up the staff and you see all the zombies shuffle into a halt and start to turn around and

1443
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:00,640
run from you.

1444
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:10,640
And as you cut the corner, you cut the corner you see this open room that has like flora

1445
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:16,640
and flowers and plants and water and lights lit up in all the corners of the room.

1446
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:21,640
And when these undead walk in here, they instantly encase and start hardening again and stop

1447
00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:25,640
like right into the edge of the, past the room.

1448
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:30,640
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1449
00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:36,640
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1450
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:37,640
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1451
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:40,640
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1452
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:45,640
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