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Viewer warning, use of violence, profanity, rude humor and the portrayal of drug and alcohol

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use.

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Wow guys, this boat is kind of big.

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My name is not Jeff, bitch.

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This is the warden speaking.

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Send all of the guards and the ships after them now and bring them back alive.

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Welcome to Dummies with Dice, a Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast that follows four

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not so average dummies of our world who get caught up in a magical storm and are transported

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to the world of Dungeons and Dragons where they must survive and try to find their way

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back home.

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Hi, I'm Kelli Lee and I play Miss Muffin and she's a crazy cat lady rogue.

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Fun fact, Miss Muffin loves exploring caves and other underground tunnels.

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Splunkers.

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Splunking.

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Splunkers.

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Hey guys, Ryan, R1.

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I'm playing as Archie Ortiz, the 76 year old MMA gym owner.

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He's also the monk of the group.

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Fun fact, Archie hates boats.

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Oh, yippee.

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What a weirdo.

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Nate here.

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My character is Duke Crystal.

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He's the 32 year old drug addicted level four barbarian of the group.

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Fun fact about Duke, he enjoyed being Jeff.

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I don't think he would have enjoyed it for long though.

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It was short lived.

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Hey everybody, R2 here, Ryan Tucker.

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Here I play as Fleastick Sockjelly

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I'm the hobo trash master cleric of the god Rompium, the MacGyver of all things trash

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and garbage.

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Fun fact, Kurt Cobain definitely had a gun.

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Definitely had one.

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So did Courtney.

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So did Courtney.

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Allegedly.

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My name is Trisston Hayes and I am the dummy master.

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My fun fact is that in Switzerland it is illegal to own just one guinea pig because they are

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highly social and it's considered animal abuse to have only one.

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That's insane.

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You're gonna get arrested.

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It's illegal.

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I like that.

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I like that.

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It's illegal.

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I can keep some together.

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They eat them in some countries.

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Well, not in that one.

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You can't just have one.

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You eat one there, you're gonna have a death penalty.

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Yeah, probably.

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They'd be like, you better die.

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Alright, let's see.

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If we can get into the D&D world and survive getting attacked on the ship.

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You guys escaped with the prisoner 13 and boarded a ship to get off the island, but

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the warden of the prison and rebels end is sending another ship you see coming quick

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behind you.

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The ship is branded with the symbols of the Lords of Lyons, meaning that you can tell

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that it is very strong and it comes fast.

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So on this ship, you guys are positioned on the top of this ship, onto the top layer of

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the ship.

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I don't know the names of this stuff.

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The upper deck.

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The poop deck.

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The port valve.

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There is a man standing on the stern with the wheel and he looks down at you guys and

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he goes, let's get the hell out of here real quick because they're coming and they got

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some firepower with them.

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And he's kind of waving his arms and stuff and he says, Miriam, you know what to do.

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You go start your little ritual magic and get us cloaked.

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So you see this woman kind of standing at the tip of the ship and she's just waving

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her hands and there's magic flowing at the tip of the ship.

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Just the tips.

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It's all in the flows of the motion.

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She's just waving her hands and flowing magic and she's performing some sort of ritual.

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You see another man on top of the ship.

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With you guys.

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On top of the ship.

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On the upper deck.

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Yep.

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On the upper deck with you guys standing there.

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He looks kind of like he's just a crewman of sorts standing here.

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The guard says, uh, fuck the guard.

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Is he a deck hand?

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Yes, he's a deck hand.

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He's a deck hand.

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A deck hand.

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Yes, he's a deck hand.

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The captain of the ship kind of looks at you guys and he says, well, we've got a boiler

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room below.

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It goes, that thing's going to be protected at all costs.

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He goes, I got one of my fellow crew mates down below and he's protecting that.

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Remember, if we lose that, we lose all speed because this is a steam engine here.

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So we've got to keep that thing going.

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And before you know it, you see this ship kind of fucking blowing up next to you and

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shoot some hooks.

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I'm flying into the side of your ship and you guys are going to be boarded by the Lords

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Alliance.

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You see, let me see here.

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Is this a shadow clown?

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These are highly trained Lords Alliance guards and people, yeah, they don't fuck around.

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You just broke someone out of their prison.

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You see three guards kind of hop up and then you see, well, actually make me a perception

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check.

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All of us?

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All four of you.

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Yeah, make me a perception check.

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Get your dice out.

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What are you thinking?

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It's opposite of a favorite.

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No, I only rolled a three.

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That's number nine.

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Plus three.

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I only rolled six altogether.

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16.

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Okay, I rolled absolutely dog shit worse compared to all of you.

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So you guys go to, you see this more slinkier, small, still branded with the cloak over it

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with the hood up, but it's still got the Lords Alliance brand kind of slinking up onto the

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ship real sneaky like.

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You can tell that one's different than the guards.

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So I need everyone to roll initiative.

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No.

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17.

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Wait, plus what?

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I forgot about that again already.

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21.

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I will be going last.

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Two.

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No, three.

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Sorry.

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I also have a 21.

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One plus two.

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Oh, we both have 21.

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But mine's 17 plus four.

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Mine's also 17 plus four.

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Oh, fuck.

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Roll off.

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Where do you guys just go first or who wants to go first?

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I don't know.

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Wait, you have a what?

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Roll off.

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18 plus four.

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Who hits the hardest?

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He's first, so we have to, I guess.

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So wait, wait, wait.

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Archie, you're 21?

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Six.

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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Two.

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You go first.

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I'm going to take, what are you?

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13.

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13?

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Three.

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Oh, three.

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God.

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I told you I'd go last.

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Ouch.

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Please take, what are you?

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Lasty.

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You're first in God's eyes.

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I got my crit fail out of the way.

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The rest of you rolled high.

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Duke is still recovering from being my name is Jeff.

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So let me see what I got here from my people.

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He's a blatant personality, eh?

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He's accepted the Jeff into his brain.

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Why is there?

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It's leaking.

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It's leaking into him.

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I got Jeff in my brain.

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My name not Jeff.

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Is my name my name Jeff?

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Is it?

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What was it before I don't remember?

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I'm a dude.

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This guy is a dude playing another dude.

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Start combat.

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Please take, you're first.

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Sock jelly.

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Yeah, you got four, you got three normal guards and you have a...

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Lord of the Alliance spy.

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Secretive looking guy.

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Please take jock jelly.

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It is your turn.

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You're up next.

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He said jock jelly.

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I heard you.

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As soon as you said jock jelly I just thought of jock strapped jelly.

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He doesn't wear a jock.

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Do you?

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He snicked jock jelly.

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He snicked jock jelly.

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Jock strapped jelly.

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It's your turn.

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Gooch blob.

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No.

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What?

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Gooch blob.

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Gooch blob.

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He said jock jelly.

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Gooch blob.

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Jock stick jelly.

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Alright, mother fudger.

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Alright, sacred flame on dude's ass.

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Okay, sacred flame on, we'll say, you want to do furthest clothes?

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Okay.

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See?

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Yep.

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Go for it.

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Roast him.

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Right in his ass.

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You go for it.

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Give me a dex roll.

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Okay, we're just going to see what it is.

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Okay.

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He failed.

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He failed big time.

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That's a two.

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Probably a two plus one.

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Super fail.

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He's dead.

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I was looking out there AC when I was making this.

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I was like, hey, I got some decent AC.

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I forget.

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He don't give a damn out there AC.

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Two damage.

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Ow.

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I just really can't believe he hit some.

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Who did that?

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I don't know which one that was, but I heard him.

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Okay, next up is, I believe Archie Ortiz, yes.

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What?

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Or Miss Muffin, sorry.

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We had a roll off, mister.

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It auto put him first, so go ahead.

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It's Miss Muffin.

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Go ahead.

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Okay.

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Well, so I'm going to go to the left, and I'm going to dagger him.

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Hit and roll.

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Dagger him.

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But with my plus one dagger, so.

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Ooh.

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14 plus seven.

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Ooh.

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That hits.

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Plus one.

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And then it's a one D four plus five.

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Ouch.

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Turn your dex down.

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So it's increase is more than its base roll.

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Six damage.

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Six damage.

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Okay.

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Decent hit.

274
00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:57,120
The first time I rolled it, I accidentally rolled it straight back into its slot in the

275
00:10:57,120 --> 00:10:58,120
case.

276
00:10:58,120 --> 00:10:59,120
That was trippy.

277
00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,120
These guys boarded the ship.

278
00:11:00,120 --> 00:11:05,280
He like hops up here, and this one guard, because it's actually the same guard that

279
00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:09,680
Flea Stick had launched a sacred flame at, like he gets hit with like this radiant fire,

280
00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:11,120
and then just gets running up as he's looking.

281
00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:12,120
He gets shaped by a dagger.

282
00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:14,120
He turns around and he goes, we're going to need more help.

283
00:11:14,120 --> 00:11:18,120
And you see some more guards kind of start leaping on.

284
00:11:18,120 --> 00:11:21,120
You see another, it's all being perception checked.

285
00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:22,120
All of us?

286
00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:23,120
Yes.

287
00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:24,120
Leap.

288
00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:25,120
Leap.

289
00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:28,120
You see a guard leap up from, what the hell is it called here?

290
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,120
13.

291
00:11:29,120 --> 00:11:32,120
The port side, the left side, right next to Flea Stick's sock jelly.

292
00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:33,120
Eight.

293
00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,120
Eight.

294
00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:35,120
13.

295
00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:37,120
I'm like Zorro on one piece.

296
00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,120
Okay.

297
00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:43,120
You see another spy slinking up the edge of the ship, because he rolled bad again.

298
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:49,400
So now you have four guards and two spies aboard the ship, and you hear kind of like

299
00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:53,220
yelling from the other side of the ship kind of pulled up next to you, a larger, bigger

300
00:11:53,220 --> 00:11:56,040
voice just kind of booming over there, yelling and pointing orders.

301
00:11:56,040 --> 00:11:59,000
You know that there's someone else that's maybe a little bit stronger.

302
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:03,560
But bada-blam, we have more.

303
00:12:03,560 --> 00:12:06,120
Now it is Argie's turn then, unless you want to do anything else, Miss Muffin.

304
00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:07,120
Nope.

305
00:12:07,120 --> 00:12:08,120
Okay, Argie.

306
00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:10,680
The dude wouldn't bump and fetty-wop on his JVL would he?

307
00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:11,680
Yes he was.

308
00:12:11,680 --> 00:12:15,680
Yes, you hear the fetty-wop bumping on his...

309
00:12:15,680 --> 00:12:18,680
He's like, that ain't good.

310
00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:20,880
Alright, well I'm going to go after B.

311
00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:21,880
African B?

312
00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:22,880
Yup.

313
00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:23,880
Okay.

314
00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:26,880
I'm going to hit him with a mace.

315
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:31,880
Oh yeah, I forgot you had a new weapon, didn't you?

316
00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:32,880
Oh yeah.

317
00:12:32,880 --> 00:12:33,880
11 plus 8.

318
00:12:33,880 --> 00:12:34,880
Is that 19?

319
00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:35,880
11 plus 8?

320
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:36,880
Yeah.

321
00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:37,880
Dad?

322
00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:38,880
Alrighty.

323
00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:41,880
Here we go.

324
00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:47,880
And that's going to give him 10 damage.

325
00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:48,880
10 damage?

326
00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:49,880
Yes.

327
00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:50,880
To the...

328
00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:51,880
I think that's his run.

329
00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:52,880
10 damage?

330
00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:53,880
Yeah.

331
00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:54,880
DERV-able!

332
00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:55,880
D6 plus 6.

333
00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:56,880
DERV-able!

334
00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,840
Okay, anything else?

335
00:12:58,840 --> 00:12:59,840
You did land your hit, so...

336
00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:02,840
Then I can do an unarmed strike for a bonus attack.

337
00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:03,840
Correct.

338
00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:04,840
Correct, mister.

339
00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:05,840
Let me roll for that.

340
00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:08,840
12.

341
00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:11,840
Two hit?

342
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:14,840
12 plus anything, or is it?

343
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:15,840
No, it's just 12.

344
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:16,840
So 6 plus 6.

345
00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:17,840
Oh, okay, yeah, no.

346
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:18,840
That would not hit.

347
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:19,840
Ah, a fan.

348
00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:23,760
But your mace came down hard and cracked him right in the face, and he is definitely pouring

349
00:13:23,760 --> 00:13:24,760
blood.

350
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:25,760
Nice.

351
00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:29,520
So, next up would be Captain Craig.

352
00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:33,640
So let me roll something for old Captain Craig driving the ship.

353
00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:36,560
I'm so sorry.

354
00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:40,660
My brain thought of a way to help you guys, but the dice gods decided a critical failure

355
00:13:40,660 --> 00:13:41,660
was more important.

356
00:13:41,660 --> 00:13:42,660
Oh, Captain Craig.

357
00:13:42,660 --> 00:13:43,660
Wow.

358
00:13:43,660 --> 00:13:47,040
So, Captain Craig, he goes, don't worry, boys, I've got some help here.

359
00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,040
I'm going to throw him off.

360
00:13:48,040 --> 00:13:52,680
And he goes, like, yanks the wheel super hard to try and yank this ship, and you feel like

361
00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:58,160
the whole left side of the ship start to crack and break a little bit from the hooks being

362
00:13:58,160 --> 00:13:59,160
yanked into it.

363
00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,160
That's the side of it?

364
00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:01,360
Yeah, the pork side.

365
00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:04,600
You feel like the wood's starting to give a little bit, but it's like tearing a small

366
00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:08,440
hole in the side of the ship where he tried to yank away from it.

367
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:10,640
And failed ethically, incredibly badly.

368
00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:17,600
So next up is Chadwick, which is going to hide in the boiler wrench, though.

369
00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:18,600
Merlot.

370
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:22,840
So what is Merlot's stuff here real quick?

371
00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,840
I can't figure out who I'm using him as.

372
00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:27,080
I don't know what I got.

373
00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:31,640
Okay, so Merlot looks at this Garg fan ahead of him and he goes, you really don't want

374
00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,520
to attack little ol' me, do ya?

375
00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:37,560
And fails incredibly at trying to charm this guy with his enthralling panache.

376
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:40,880
And does nothing else and realizes that he just fucked up.

377
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,360
Because he don't have much to do.

378
00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,720
Miriam is going to continue rolling her attack.

379
00:14:45,720 --> 00:14:48,400
She has not been hit, so you don't have to do a concentration save.

380
00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:51,080
It is the Spy's turn.

381
00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:56,720
This is Spy, like, A or something.

382
00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:01,920
So it is going to make a hand crossbow shot at Flea Stick Sock Jelly.

383
00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:06,520
It has a 5 plus 4.

384
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:09,520
Poopy ass poopy bow's not gonna hit it.

385
00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:11,400
Your dice needs to go in the jail.

386
00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:12,400
It makes a multi-attack.

387
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:14,480
It's gonna shoot again with its second crossbow.

388
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:15,720
It fucking fails even worse.

389
00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:19,080
Yeah, your dice needs to go in the jail, sir.

390
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:20,080
I know, they might go to jail.

391
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:23,160
They're fucking doing ass.

392
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:31,880
Next up is the other Spy, who is going to whip around the corner and try to take a dagger

393
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:34,200
short sword stab at Duke Crystal.

394
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,760
You know how this is gonna go, baby.

395
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,760
Death for you.

396
00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:41,760
12 plus 4.

397
00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:44,760
Yeah, that's it.

398
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:45,760
Oh yeah.

399
00:15:45,760 --> 00:15:46,760
Okay, 1d6.

400
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:49,120
6 plus 2.

401
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:50,120
Max damage.

402
00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:51,120
Good deal.

403
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:54,400
So 6 plus 2 damage to you, and that's the first hit.

404
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:55,400
Multi-attack.

405
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,400
14 plus 4 hit.

406
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,400
1d6 plus 2 damage.

407
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,400
6 plus 2.

408
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:03,400
That's a double max damage roll.

409
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:04,400
Sick, nasty.

410
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:09,280
That Lord of the Alliance spy did some good work on you, Dookie.

411
00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:10,280
He's a little guy.

412
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:11,280
He's able to slip around you.

413
00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:14,280
That's his little guy fights big guy.

414
00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:15,280
Uh, jeez.

415
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:18,280
All these Lord of the Alliance guys rolled good.

416
00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:21,000
Duke, you're gonna be fucking last.

417
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,000
Yes.

418
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:30,080
Lord's Alliance Guard A is going to move his full movement speed, which is 30 feet, which

419
00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,000
he can do right up to Miriam.

420
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:36,000
And he's going to take a melee attack.

421
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,000
No!

422
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:43,000
I forgot we were supposed to protect her and I should have ran out there.

423
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:47,000
16 plus 4 is a big hit.

424
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:48,000
Okay.

425
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,000
8 plus 2.

426
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,000
10 damage.

427
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,000
I hope she's tough as fuck and shit.

428
00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:56,000
Well, I'm going to be honest with you.

429
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,000
I don't think she is.

430
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,000
10 damage.

431
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,000
Oh no, she's tougher than I thought.

432
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:02,000
She's tougher than I thought I gave her.

433
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,000
Please take heal art.

434
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,000
But she is definitely hurting.

435
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:09,000
You see her kind of like flints in pain and kind of try to flex the magic to keep it going

436
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,000
and as she stands there and took that smoke from him.

437
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,000
We're in trouble.

438
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,000
We got another guard.

439
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,000
On a boat.

440
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,000
In trouble on a boat.

441
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000
So this is the guard that is on art.

442
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000
This is the one that boat Miss Muffin.

443
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:26,000
You ran up and stuck, stuck, stuck, stuck, stuck, stuck, stuck, stuck, stuck.

444
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,000
That's how I do.

445
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,000
You actually stuck once.

446
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,000
You didn't stuck once.

447
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:30,000
That's how I do.

448
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,000
He is going to miss.

449
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,000
I ran up and stabbed him and said I'm on the boat.

450
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,000
He's going to miss.

451
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:37,000
Miss badly again because my dice are sucking so hard today.

452
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,000
The other guard's turn.

453
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:43,000
Yeah baby, it's guard after guard after guard after guard.

454
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000
Please take sock jelly.

455
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000
This is the one on you.

456
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000
He's going to take his swing at you with Halberd.

457
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000
That's a fucking three again.

458
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,000
Don't I get retaliation.

459
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,000
Get rid of it.

460
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,000
Give me my Dragon Ball dice.

461
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,000
I'm just going to.

462
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000
Your freaking turn finally.

463
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,000
Good.

464
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,000
I'm going to rage.

465
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,000
You're going to rage, okay.

466
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000
Photo section.

467
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,000
Rage.

468
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:09,000
And then I'm going to use the Emerald Fury to hit that spy in front of me.

469
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,000
Hit the spy.

470
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,000
Hell yeah.

471
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000
In front of you.

472
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,000
Yes.

473
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:16,000
Let's see.

474
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:21,000
Is that a 16 hit?

475
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,000
Yeah, yes.

476
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,000
Okay.

477
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:33,000
That would be 11 damage.

478
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,000
Actually 13 damage.

479
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,000
Sorry because I'm going to rage.

480
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,000
13 damage.

481
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,000
Raged as plus two.

482
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,000
Yeah, plus two.

483
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,000
Okay, so 13 damage to him.

484
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000
Hitting hard.

485
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:45,000
Took the crack but you see him kind of grit his teeth and just kind of fucking still stand

486
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,000
there and take a look at you.

487
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,000
But anything else?

488
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,000
Oh, that was your bonus action to rage.

489
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,000
So we are back to the top.

490
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:56,000
Flea stick sock jelly.

491
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,000
Alright.

492
00:18:57,000 --> 00:19:02,000
I'm going to hit guard D with inflict wounds.

493
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,000
Oh God.

494
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000
Oh no.

495
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:07,000
That is 12 plus six.

496
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:08,000
18.

497
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,000
What is it?

498
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000
18.

499
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000
Oh yeah.

500
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,000
That will definitely hit.

501
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:19,000
So he's going to die that's for sure.

502
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,000
That is nine on the first roll.

503
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000
Nine damage on the first roll?

504
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,000
Yep.

505
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,000
3D10s.

506
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,000
Jesus.

507
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,000
I'm sure.

508
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000
Roll it over.

509
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000
10.

510
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000
One second.

511
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,000
Zero is 10 right?

512
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:33,000
Yeah.

513
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:34,000
You have to roll it.

514
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,000
And then four.

515
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000
He's lost.

516
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,000
He's lost.

517
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000
He did like 30.

518
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,000
Did you heal Miriam?

519
00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,000
Did you heal Miriam?

520
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:41,000
No.

521
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,000
No!

522
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000
That was your action right?

523
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:55,000
So yeah that one is just fried with a necrotic burning sensation as it melts into his fucking

524
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:56,000
body.

525
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000
Drops him dead.

526
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,000
I will hide him.

527
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,000
Now after that can I run up to Miriam?

528
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,000
How many feet is that?

529
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:07,000
Since I didn't use movement.

530
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:11,000
She is 60 feet from you so she is too far from you to run.

531
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000
But what do you want to do?

532
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,000
Are you doing like healing word spell?

533
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000
Because that is a ranged one.

534
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,000
You don't have to touch her to do that.

535
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000
Yeah I can do that.

536
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:25,000
Alright so 1d4 plus spell capacity ability.

537
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,000
So it would be 1d4 plus your wisdom.

538
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000
Two plus?

539
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000
Yeah plus four.

540
00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:33,000
Three plus four healing?

541
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000
Six.

542
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000
Oh.

543
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,000
Oh.

544
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,000
Alright.

545
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,000
Alright.

546
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:42,000
Yeah she takes it a little better then.

547
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,000
She is in blood.

548
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,000
Wipe away from her nose.

549
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,000
Miss Melvin your turn.

550
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,000
So the one I daggered that is.

551
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,000
He is dead.

552
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,000
No he is not dead.

553
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000
I was going to say he is still next to me.

554
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,000
He is yeah.

555
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,000
He is on the map.

556
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:59,000
So I am assuming I can just re-go at him.

557
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,000
Alright that is what I am wanting to do.

558
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,000
And are you going to do your main hand and off hand attack?

559
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,000
You did not last time.

560
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,000
I know you forget that you can do that.

561
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,000
What?

562
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000
Your off hand stab.

563
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,000
Two daggers.

564
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,000
I.

565
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,000
Roll twice.

566
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,000
Okay.

567
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000
So that is what I want to do actually but I forgot.

568
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000
I thought I couldn't do it.

569
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,000
That is what I was reminding you.

570
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000
So I can do it?

571
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000
Yeah.

572
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
You can always stab with your second hand dagger.

573
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:27,000
Yeah because I feel like I am capable of killing him and I don't need to run away.

574
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:33,000
So roll my plus one dagger and roll the other one too.

575
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,000
Yeah roll to hit with both of them.

576
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000
You would roll to hit with your first one.

577
00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,000
So the first one would be five plus seven.

578
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000
That will not hit.

579
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,000
Oh twenty.

580
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,000
For the second hit?

581
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,000
Yeah six plus six.

582
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,000
Yeah double damage.

583
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:50,000
So that is a one D four.

584
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000
I can't read it.

585
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000
Three plus four.

586
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,000
Three plus four.

587
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,000
Seven double damage.

588
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,000
Should I roll it again?

589
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,000
No.

590
00:21:58,000 --> 00:21:59,000
No you don't.

591
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000
Okay.

592
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000
Yeah he did.

593
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000
That one is shank shank shank.

594
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,000
That is what I thought.

595
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000
Stug a dug a dug a.

596
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,000
Alright next up is Archie Ortiz.

597
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:18,000
Alright I am going to try to finish off B. MMA elderly with my Maze.

598
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,000
I finished off my big toe.

599
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,000
Fifteen.

600
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,000
Fifteen to hit.

601
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,000
Guard.

602
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:28,000
What is the card?

603
00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,000
I forgot.

604
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000
No.

605
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000
Short short.

606
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:32,000
Just barely.

607
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,000
Okay anything else?

608
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000
I don't think I can.

609
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,000
Okay.

610
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:40,000
Captain Craig is just going to roll next to me.

611
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,000
That is a nat twenty.

612
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:48,000
So yeah he since he rolls a nat twenty I will give you.

613
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:52,000
Damn Craig he goes nat one and then nat twenty.

614
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:57,000
He kind of goes sorry about that before boys and then yanks it back the other way and you

615
00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:58,000
see.

616
00:22:58,000 --> 00:23:00,000
I guess I will give him the deck of six.

617
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,000
These are so light compared to it.

618
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,000
Nineteen.

619
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,000
Ten.

620
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:08,000
Maybe we shouldn't convince him to change his deck.

621
00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,000
It is my bad.

622
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:10,000
Three.

623
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,000
Okay so the guard fighting Archie.

624
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:18,000
The spy by itself still on the stair near the stern.

625
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,000
The south side.

626
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:26,000
And the guard next to Miriam all fall prone but the spy still on Duke Crystal standing.

627
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,000
He saved.

628
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:30,000
But the other three they all fall prone.

629
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:34,000
I think we know who the boss is.

630
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,000
So good job Craig.

631
00:23:35,000 --> 00:23:36,000
You did great.

632
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,000
Chadwick is going to protect Boiler.

633
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:40,000
Merlow.

634
00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:43,000
He is going to run up.

635
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:45,000
Wait what is Merlows abilities?

636
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,000
I forgot again.

637
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,000
I am sorry.

638
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:49,000
Oh yeah he has got the charm thing.

639
00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,000
I forgot.

640
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:53,000
Merlow is going to try to charm again.

641
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:56,000
Spy next to you since he is all who is standing.

642
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,000
It never works.

643
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,000
Fails.

644
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000
It never works.

645
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,000
It does not work.

646
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,000
So yes good job Merlow you tried.

647
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:04,000
Miriam is going to continue casting.

648
00:24:04,000 --> 00:24:06,000
Spy's turn.

649
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000
B Spy.

650
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,000
B Spy.

651
00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:14,000
He is going to use his bonus action to dash.

652
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:19,000
This spy you kind of see him look around like left and right and just books it straight

653
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:28,000
down to the stairwell to the doorway and heads towards the lower deck below.

654
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:43,000
You have an idea where he is heading.

655
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,000
Yeah you have an idea where he is heading.

656
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:47,000
So yeah that happens.

657
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,000
Now it is the spy on Duke Crystal.

658
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:54,000
He is going to dagger short sword you.

659
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,000
I am dagger.

660
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,000
Long dagger short sword.

661
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:58,000
8 plus 4.

662
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,000
No.

663
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,000
No.

664
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000
He is going to attack again with multi attack.

665
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000
16 plus 4.

666
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000
Yes.

667
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:10,000
4 plus 2 damage.

668
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:13,000
He slashes down the short sword.

669
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,000
Physical damage.

670
00:25:14,000 --> 00:25:15,000
Yes.

671
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,000
Slashing.

672
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,000
So I take 3.

673
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,000
Oh you are in range.

674
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:23,000
Emotional damage.

675
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:25,000
Emotional damage.

676
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,000
That is psychic damage.

677
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:33,000
From now on any time psychic damage happens that is what it is.

678
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:35,000
So he does that.

679
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:37,000
I can't do that now.

680
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:45,000
Ok so next up is the guard on him which he is prone which just means he has to use half

681
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,000
of his movement speed to get up which doesn't matter because he is still on Miriam.

682
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,000
You know what that means.

683
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:53,000
Swinging down on Miriam because he hasn't been stopped.

684
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:57,000
7 plus 4.

685
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,000
Oh I forgot.

686
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000
Miriam I know her.

687
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,000
She saves.

688
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,000
7 plus 4.

689
00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:07,000
I did not hit.

690
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:11,000
I just removed her from the thing.

691
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,000
So yeah next up is B guard on Archie.

692
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,000
He is going to get up and swing his halberd down on you.

693
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:20,000
That is a 19 plus 4.

694
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000
Does that hurt?

695
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:23,000
Does that hurt?

696
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,000
No.

697
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,000
Never.

698
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000
Ok big damage.

699
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,000
Let's go boys.

700
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:29,000
That is the wrong deck.

701
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:31,000
It almost gave you bigger damage.

702
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:32,000
No.

703
00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:35,000
That is a 6.

704
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:44,000
This one doesn't tell you the dot on which one is the actual direction.

705
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:48,000
Whether or not it is a 6 or a 9.

706
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,000
It is a 6.

707
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:52,000
Just follow the way the other numbers are facing on that side.

708
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,000
Ok 6 damage.

709
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,000
6 plus 2 damage sorry.

710
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,000
8 damage.

711
00:26:56,000 --> 00:27:02,000
Fwak fwak is this halberd.

712
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:04,000
Chops into your no armor.

713
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,000
I don't think you are wearing armor.

714
00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000
Those guards are dead.

715
00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:10,000
Duke Crystal your turn.

716
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:14,000
There is a spy still fucking smiling at you.

717
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,000
Ok.

718
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:23,000
He he he he he.

719
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:29,000
I am going to hit him with my Emerald Fury again.

720
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000
Right in between the eyes.

721
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:35,000
Let's see if he grunts it off or not.

722
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:38,000
He might survive because I rolled horribly.

723
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,000
Now what plus 50?

724
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:42,000
No plus 7 so 11?

725
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,000
Nope.

726
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,000
I think so.

727
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000
And second attack?

728
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,000
Yeah frenzied strike or whatever.

729
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,000
That one is an 18.

730
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000
Nah I am just kidding.

731
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:57,000
He is a spy he is really strong.

732
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:01,000
Alright so that is another 13 damage.

733
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,000
13 damage?

734
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:03,000
Yes.

735
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:07,000
Yeah this crack comes down and hits him directly between the eyes.

736
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:10,000
The first swing he kind of just jukes it as he is coming up.

737
00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000
That second swing cracks him.

738
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:18,000
You see his eyes go crossed for a second and then straightens him back out and he looks damaged.

739
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,000
Flee stick.

740
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,000
But he is still standing.

741
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,000
Alright he is tough.

742
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,000
Your turn.

743
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,000
Alright.

744
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,000
Which one did duchess hit?

745
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,000
The spy.

746
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,000
A spy.

747
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:33,000
Someone needs to either save Miriam or go to the boiler room.

748
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,000
Probably the boiler room.

749
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,000
Who was closest to the door?

750
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:36,000
I would say...

751
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:37,000
Oh I am not saying anything.

752
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:42,000
Who was closest to the door should probably make a move.

753
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:51,000
Alright I am going to run up the guard eh up the steps.

754
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,000
Oh no I can strike can I?

755
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,000
Yeah.

756
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,000
Use your sword.

757
00:28:55,000 --> 00:29:00,000
Yeah I was about to say I am going to use my dragon slayer sword.

758
00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,000
Alright.

759
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:06,000
And crit fail.

760
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,000
Crit fail.

761
00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000
Ok roll some damage.

762
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,000
What is your damage for it?

763
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:15,000
Go ahead and roll that damage.

764
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,000
Nooooo.

765
00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:21,000
Oh no I am lost here.

766
00:29:21,000 --> 00:29:24,000
Yeah got it.

767
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:25,000
Six.

768
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:29,000
Six plus oh you are rolling two dice?

769
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000
Damn.

770
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:34,000
No just 1d8 plus three so.

771
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:35,000
Nine damage?

772
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:36,000
Yeah.

773
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000
Ok so you come through with full intent to cut this guard in half.

774
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,000
You come down swinging and he just kind of steps out of the way real quick and you take

775
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:46,000
a good whack right down on Miriam as she is doing her ritual.

776
00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:50,000
And deal her what seven damage is that what I said?

777
00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:53,000
Yeah nine damage oh nice.

778
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:57,000
Good hit good hit.

779
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:01,000
Ok next up is Miss Muffin.

780
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:04,000
What was it about running out a door or something?

781
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:08,000
Yeah I am pretty sure you heard Duke screaming that he had run down the door because a guy

782
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,000
a spy went running down.

783
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000
Anyone but her.

784
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000
Went running down.

785
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,000
A spy went running down there?

786
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:17,000
Yeah no thank you.

787
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:19,000
So the one I am next to.

788
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:24,000
As I said anyone but her.

789
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,000
I am done.

790
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:27,000
Are you going down the boiler room?

791
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,000
No.

792
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,000
Oh ok.

793
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,000
The one next to me though I thought I killed him.

794
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,000
You did.

795
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,000
He is still there.

796
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,000
He is still there.

797
00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:36,000
You have to refresh yeah.

798
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:40,000
That is why I am lost it was not refreshing.

799
00:30:40,000 --> 00:30:43,000
So there is one over by Archie still.

800
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:47,000
Yes there is a guard by Archie a spy by Duke and a guard by Miriam that just dodged Flea

801
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:49,000
Stick and Flea Stick smoked Miriam to death.

802
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:52,000
And then there is a spy who ran down stairs towards the boiler room to shut down the engine

803
00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:53,000
to the ship.

804
00:30:53,000 --> 00:31:02,000
So I am going to since Flea Stick is up there by Miriam and going to go over by Archie and

805
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000
help him kill this bee guard.

806
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:07,000
Ok are you going to stab him or are you going to do what you are doing?

807
00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,000
I am going to dagger him.

808
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,000
Ok.

809
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,000
I am going to do what my daggering is.

810
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,000
You can.

811
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:12,000
What did I miss?

812
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:17,000
You can do sneak attack if you like because you have an man with an ally attacking him.

813
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,000
So if you want to do sneak attack you can.

814
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,000
Ok.

815
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:28,000
Which is I think you have to go down the boiler room.

816
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,000
Sneak attack just says 2D6.

817
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,000
Yeah so you will roll your normal.

818
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:33,000
Crit fail.

819
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,000
Roll the hit.

820
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:35,000
Crit fail.

821
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,000
Yeah.

822
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,000
Crit fail.

823
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:42,320
Ok so you go full blown sprinting at this guard to just stab him and straight up take

824
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:46,800
him down to help Archie and you go running and you feel the ship to the boat and you just

825
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,400
trip and you flip right off the side.

826
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:50,000
Make me a dexterity save.

827
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,000
No!

828
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:54,000
I don't want to do that!

829
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:59,000
I am going to do it right over.

830
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,000
Oh natural 20 plus 4.

831
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,000
Are you serious?

832
00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,000
Yeah.

833
00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,000
Dammit.

834
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:08,320
Ok so you trip and you flip but you do this like what do you do?

835
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:11,800
What do you do to like get back onto the boat?

836
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,600
How do you save yourself from falling off the boat?

837
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:15,600
Grab a post.

838
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:16,600
Swing.

839
00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:19,600
Oh yeah like Peter Pan this shit actually.

840
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:20,600
Peter Pan this shit?

841
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:21,600
Yeah.

842
00:32:21,600 --> 00:32:22,600
Like you fly or what?

843
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:25,600
Like you just get like carried out some fly?

844
00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:28,600
Grab a rope and swing around.

845
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:29,600
Ok ok.

846
00:32:29,600 --> 00:32:30,600
Swing my son back aboard.

847
00:32:30,600 --> 00:32:31,600
Ok yeah.

848
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,600
Alright grab a rope and swing across smoothly.

849
00:32:33,600 --> 00:32:34,600
How you doing?

850
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:37,600
Yeah so that was your turn I guess.

851
00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:38,600
That was confusing.

852
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:39,600
Archie your turn.

853
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,600
Alrighty I'm going to go back after me.

854
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,600
Ok hitting.

855
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:46,600
Possibly.

856
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:48,600
Oh.

857
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:52,600
Brainfart.

858
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:54,600
16.

859
00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:55,600
Yes.

860
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:56,600
Ok.

861
00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:57,600
That will hit.

862
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:58,600
Yay.

863
00:32:58,600 --> 00:32:59,600
On the money.

864
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:06,600
9 damage and then I'm going to use my bonus action to do an unarmed strike.

865
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:08,600
No I'm not.

866
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:09,600
Crit fail.

867
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,600
For your unarmed strike?

868
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:12,600
Yeah.

869
00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:13,600
Wait what was your first attack's damage?

870
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:14,600
9.

871
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:15,600
9 damage?

872
00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:16,600
Yes.

873
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:18,600
I don't know what I did here.

874
00:33:18,600 --> 00:33:19,600
I fucked up.

875
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:20,600
Oh he's dead.

876
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:21,600
Ok.

877
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:22,600
Nevermind.

878
00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:26,600
Alright yeah so if you did that, because I think I marked his damage down lower than

879
00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:27,600
what it was last time.

880
00:33:27,600 --> 00:33:30,600
Wait so did I already use my bonus action?

881
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:31,600
Did I swing a dead body?

882
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:32,600
Yeah you did.

883
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:34,600
You swung a dead body because he died from the first strike.

884
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:35,600
You were like, fucker.

885
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:38,600
I still punch and has dead body.

886
00:33:38,600 --> 00:33:39,600
Yeah so yes.

887
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,600
Be guard is dead.

888
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:43,600
His body falls and you swing at the air.

889
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,600
Maybe I should have waited.

890
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:50,600
But next up is Captain Craig.

891
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,600
Let's see how he does on driving this boat.

892
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:54,600
He holds her steady.

893
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:55,600
Nothing special.

894
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:56,600
Nothing bad.

895
00:33:56,600 --> 00:34:01,600
Ok it is Chadwick's turn but you guys don't know what's going on with Chadwick.

896
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:04,600
I'm actually getting kind of, I just know where he's at.

897
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:06,600
So I'm just going to roll some stuff here.

898
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:08,600
Not bad.

899
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:10,600
Chadwick's dead.

900
00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:11,600
Ok yeah.

901
00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:12,600
Alright.

902
00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,600
Merlot, you know what he's going to do.

903
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:15,600
Look at that spy.

904
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:19,600
He's going to go, I'll suck you off if you just jump off the boat.

905
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,600
And try to charm him again.

906
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:25,600
You better be a good suck me up.

907
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:28,600
Jump off the boat.

908
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,600
Suck him off the boat.

909
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:34,600
Suck me off and nail this side.

910
00:34:34,600 --> 00:34:36,600
You're safe so it does not work.

911
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:39,600
The spy goes, I wouldn't do that if you were the last one here.

912
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:41,600
And Merriam's turn.

913
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:45,600
And she just took a strike from a flea stick.

914
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:48,600
So she's still doing her thing.

915
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:49,600
Still standing.

916
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:52,600
It's the spy on Duke's turn.

917
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:53,600
With your feud.

918
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:57,600
He's spitting out blood.

919
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:58,600
Let's see here.

920
00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:03,600
Ok so he is going to use his bonus action to disengage.

921
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:07,600
And he is going to, what's his movement speed?

922
00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:08,600
By cracking.

923
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:13,600
His 30 is going to move a full 30 away from you.

924
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:15,600
Which way did he go?

925
00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:18,600
What a carrot he's acting all tough.

926
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,600
30 feet from you.

927
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:26,600
And then he is going to use his action to hide.

928
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,600
As you see this pulls a cloak over.

929
00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:35,600
17 plus 2.

930
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:42,600
So you see him kind of slink and dive away.

931
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:44,600
And you lose sight of the spy.

932
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:47,600
As he dips behind cover and fades away.

933
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:48,600
For a moment.

934
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:50,600
Until your perception check on your turn.

935
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:54,600
Ok it is the guard on Merriam's turn.

936
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:58,600
He is going to try to shove you flea stick sock jelly.

937
00:35:58,600 --> 00:35:59,600
Half 30.

938
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,600
Whoa flea stick.

939
00:36:01,600 --> 00:36:02,600
Your voice changed.

940
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:06,600
That is a 16 plus 2.

941
00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:10,600
And you have to do a contested strength or acrobatics.

942
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:13,600
Strength athletics or acrobatics check.

943
00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:14,600
Which is your strength?

944
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:15,600
Athletics.

945
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:16,600
I don't know that one.

946
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:17,600
Athletics.

947
00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:18,600
Alright.

948
00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:19,600
Give me it.

949
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:20,600
10.

950
00:36:20,600 --> 00:36:21,600
10?

951
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:22,600
That fails.

952
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:27,600
And you are shoved.

953
00:36:27,600 --> 00:36:29,600
Falling back against the railing of the ship.

954
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,600
Just barely on the edge teetering over.

955
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:33,600
But that was his.

956
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,600
Wait no his actions are shoved isn't it.

957
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,600
Well you are pushed back a little bit.

958
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:38,600
He is going to turn around.

959
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,600
He is going to use his actions to try and smack Merriam in the head with a halberd.

960
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:43,600
That is a fucking failure.

961
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,600
5 plus 4.

962
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:46,600
Dare you shove me.

963
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:47,600
Those guards are dead.

964
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,600
Dude Crystal your turn.

965
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:52,600
Alright since that pussy spy ran away.

966
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:55,600
You can make a perception check to try and spot him.

967
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,600
He ain't a threat.

968
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:01,600
I am going to move to the middle of the ship here.

969
00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:03,600
And once we get there.

970
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:09,600
I guess I am just going to have to forcibly move Merlot when I do this.

971
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:10,600
But they will be fine.

972
00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:15,600
I am going to attempt to lift this wooden grate in the center of the ship open.

973
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:21,600
He is going to try and pull this locked up crate that they used to lower goods into and stuff.

974
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,600
Is it locked or is it just heavy?

975
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:24,600
No it is really heavy.

976
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:27,600
I figured it just fell into a pocket.

977
00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:28,600
Exactly.

978
00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:31,600
Give me a strength check.

979
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:36,600
I will say with advantage because Merlot will probably help you with his task since he is

980
00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:37,600
in the room.

981
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:38,600
He can't do much.

982
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:42,600
He will help you with advantage.

983
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:46,600
So that is 15 plus 5.

984
00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:50,600
I will do the 15 plus 5.

985
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:54,600
So you start pulling up this thing and Merlot is like we got this.

986
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:55,600
I will help you.

987
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,600
He starts pulling lifting and you are lifting faster than he is able to lift.

988
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:03,600
You start lifting and flip it over and scoot it off the side where you can drop down inside

989
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:07,600
there if that is what you want to do.

990
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:12,600
When you drop down inside you land right on top of a table.

991
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,600
Right on the dining room table.

992
00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:18,600
Right on this table like dining kitchen area.

993
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,600
You are down there.

994
00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,600
How much movement do you think I still have?

995
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:27,600
I would say that probably took about 5 because you really did not move.

996
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:28,600
Well no you walked from there.

997
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:30,600
How close can I get to the boiler door?

998
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:32,600
I would say I walked from the corner.

999
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:34,600
You have only got about 10 feet of movement speed.

1000
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:37,600
So I am just around the corner maybe toward the boiler room.

1001
00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:38,600
Yep.

1002
00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:40,600
That is what you would like to do.

1003
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:41,600
Alright.

1004
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,600
Good deal.

1005
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,600
I guess I am out of reach now.

1006
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:48,600
Yes you did not attack that room.

1007
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:55,600
So this I am going to draw us a little marker here around this to show where this is open.

1008
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,600
Would that have just been my action?

1009
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,600
A bonus action used?

1010
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:02,600
Bonus action?

1011
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,600
Like for lifting that grate.

1012
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:08,600
No that would have been an action to actually interact and to do an action.

1013
00:39:08,600 --> 00:39:12,600
I will use my bonus action to drink one of my potions of greater healing.

1014
00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:13,600
Okay.

1015
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:15,600
Yeah you can do that.

1016
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:17,600
What was that 4d4?

1017
00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:18,600
Greater?

1018
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:19,600
Yeah greater.

1019
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,600
Yeah 4d4 plus 4.

1020
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,600
Yeah you knew that.

1021
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:25,600
Flee stick it is your turn.

1022
00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,600
Four.

1023
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:28,600
Four?

1024
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,600
Hell yeah.

1025
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,600
Three.

1026
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,600
Who is left A?

1027
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:38,600
Yep all that is left is A and then the unknown one kind of running throughout the place.

1028
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,600
You should.

1029
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,600
Alright I am just going to crack her.

1030
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:50,600
I am going to walk around the other side and get in front of Miriam.

1031
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,600
You cannot.

1032
00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:53,600
It is an occupied space.

1033
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:54,600
Oh how dare you.

1034
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:58,600
You can get next to them but you can't get next to me.

1035
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:00,600
Alright well I am not attacking directly towards Miriam.

1036
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,600
I moved up and attacked downwards.

1037
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:05,600
Okay yeah you are in front of him beside her.

1038
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:06,600
Swinging at him.

1039
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,600
Okay I got you.

1040
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:08,600
Alright.

1041
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:11,600
I am using my dragon slayer sword.

1042
00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,600
Alright get it.

1043
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:15,600
19.

1044
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,600
Oh yeah big hit.

1045
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:21,600
Alright 7 plus 3.

1046
00:40:21,600 --> 00:40:22,600
7 plus 3 damage?

1047
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:23,600
Yep.

1048
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,600
Oh very good hit.

1049
00:40:25,600 --> 00:40:26,600
Very good hit indeed.

1050
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,600
Yeah you come down with that.

1051
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:31,600
This is the first time you have actually used the dragon slayer sword to fight?

1052
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:32,600
Yeah.

1053
00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:36,600
Yeah so yeah you come down with this thing swiftly and just like clean through his like

1054
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:40,600
Lawrence Alliance you see the Lawrence Alliance symbol like split down the middle on his brand

1055
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:44,600
and he is just looking bloodied and bad.

1056
00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:51,600
So as that happens you kind of come down swiftly and cut him and you hear like this huge roar

1057
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:58,600
and make me a dexterity saving throw.

1058
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:01,600
10 or 7 sorry.

1059
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:02,600
7?

1060
00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:03,600
Okay.

1061
00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:04,600
Alright.

1062
00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:08,600
So yeah you hear this huge roar and then you kind of look over and you see this captain

1063
00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:13,600
of this other ship kind of literally run and just jump across the ship and come down and

1064
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:18,600
try to swing the skimitar at you and he since you failed to save he does get his hit which

1065
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:24,600
is a 17 plus 5 which will definitely hit.

1066
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,600
4 plus 3 damage.

1067
00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:30,600
Slashing damage as he comes down and slashes you with his skimitar.

1068
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:31,600
He goes you killed my men?

1069
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:52,600
He goes oh it's Lawrence Alliance wrecking time.

1070
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:55,600
And jumps into the battle.

1071
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:59,600
So that would be his turn next after that.

1072
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:01,600
Miss Luffin it's your turn.

1073
00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:07,600
I'm gonna do something.

1074
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,600
He's literally still.

1075
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:11,600
You said dude just hit me and ran.

1076
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:16,600
No he jumped and leaped onto the ship and sliced you and then landed next to you.

1077
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:18,600
Yeah like crazy dude.

1078
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:23,600
Yeah I'm gonna run my booty up there and help out my flea stick sock jelly buddy and bury

1079
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:24,600
him.

1080
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:25,600
Okay.

1081
00:42:25,600 --> 00:42:32,600
So is it possible to try and use my double dagger to dagger one and then dash over to

1082
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:33,600
dagger the other?

1083
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:34,600
Since they're so close together.

1084
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:35,600
They're close enough yeah you can.

1085
00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:36,600
You can attack one and attack the other.

1086
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:39,600
Okay I want to try and do that.

1087
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:42,600
This sounds pretty dope.

1088
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,600
Oh not 20 plus 7.

1089
00:42:45,600 --> 00:42:46,600
Okay yeah.

1090
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:47,600
Are they captain?

1091
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:50,600
I'm gonna make sure that one hits the Lawrence Alliance dude.

1092
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:51,600
The captain or guard?

1093
00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:53,600
Well that guy that just jumped on the boat.

1094
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:54,600
Okay captain yeah.

1095
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:59,600
Oh my bad it just didn't show me that part of his name.

1096
00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:03,600
And then the other one is a 15 plus 6.

1097
00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:04,600
Okay they both hit.

1098
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:06,600
Do the damage for the first one first because it's double damage for the first one.

1099
00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:13,600
So for the first one 3 plus 5 so 8.

1100
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:14,600
8 damage.

1101
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:16,600
But that's not doubled so 16.

1102
00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:18,600
No roll the damage again.

1103
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:21,600
Okay that's what I did last time I didn't do that either.

1104
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:22,600
3 plus 5 again.

1105
00:43:22,600 --> 00:43:24,600
Yeah so literally 8 plus 8.

1106
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:25,600
Okay there you go.

1107
00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:26,600
Yeah double double.

1108
00:43:26,600 --> 00:43:28,600
Good couple hits on him.

1109
00:43:28,600 --> 00:43:35,600
And then the other guy is 4 plus 2.

1110
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:37,600
4 plus 2 damage.

1111
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:41,600
So yeah the other guard after just taking like an almost getting cleaved in half by

1112
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:44,600
Flea Stick's Dragon Slayer sword is just standing there like you motherfucker I'm gonna take

1113
00:43:44,600 --> 00:43:45,600
you down.

1114
00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:50,600
And he just feels like a tch in his ribs and just falls over and just stops breathing.

1115
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:52,600
Yeah.

1116
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:54,600
You pooping?

1117
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:55,600
Yeah.

1118
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:56,600
For sure taking a shit.

1119
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:57,600
He literally stays there like this.

1120
00:43:57,600 --> 00:43:59,600
Alright next up is Archie.

1121
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:02,600
It's your turn my friend.

1122
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:03,600
Oh wait that's female.

1123
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,600
My friend.

1124
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:06,600
Sorry.

1125
00:44:06,600 --> 00:44:07,600
Pow.

1126
00:44:07,600 --> 00:44:08,600
Pow buddy.

1127
00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:13,600
So the only ones left are the one on Flea Stick and the one that ran downstairs.

1128
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:14,600
The one on Flea Stick is dead.

1129
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:17,600
Oh so the one that ran downstairs.

1130
00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:19,600
Well I guess I'll run down there and see what's going on.

1131
00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:20,600
I stabbed on Flea Stick.

1132
00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,600
Okay so your speed.

1133
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:25,600
Oh no sorry the captain is still on Flea Stick.

1134
00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:26,600
Yeah that's what I'm saying.

1135
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:27,600
I only killed the guard.

1136
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:30,600
The captain is on Flea Stick but the guy did still run down there.

1137
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:33,600
Well there's two of them over there I'll run down there.

1138
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:34,600
Run down there?

1139
00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:35,600
Okay.

1140
00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:37,600
What is your movement speed?

1141
00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:38,600
It is.

1142
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:40,600
My movement speed is 40 feet.

1143
00:44:40,600 --> 00:44:41,600
Okay.

1144
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:49,600
Yeah you can make it to the stairs and get down to the waste deck.

1145
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:50,600
Nice.

1146
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:51,600
The waste deck.

1147
00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:54,600
Off the poop deck and down to the waste deck.

1148
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:55,600
Very good.

1149
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:56,600
Very nice.

1150
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:59,600
Yeah so you are almost able to cut the corner.

1151
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:04,600
It's so funny when you think of like D&D rules and it's like you can only move 40 feet because

1152
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:08,600
like I know it all happens within like a slow most second but then it's like he's right around

1153
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:12,600
this corner but like he can't know it's around the corner because he can't move that extra

1154
00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:13,600
10 feet.

1155
00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:14,600
Yeah.

1156
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:15,600
Damn.

1157
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:23,600
So yeah now it's Captain Craig's turn and he's going to that's he's just driving pretty

1158
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:24,600
slow.

1159
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:27,600
He's getting a little bumpy but he still holds her steady.

1160
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:28,600
Oh boy.

1161
00:45:28,600 --> 00:45:30,600
It's the Lord of the Lions captain's turn.

1162
00:45:30,600 --> 00:45:32,600
He's going to cut somebody.

1163
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:35,600
He's going to do some hurting.

1164
00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:40,600
So Miss Muffin you are technically right in between Tlee Stick and Miriam so.

1165
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:41,600
Yeah.

1166
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:43,600
He is going to hit you with his skimitar.

1167
00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:44,600
No.

1168
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:45,600
He's going to clap you.

1169
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:46,600
You're done.

1170
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:47,600
I have full health.

1171
00:45:47,600 --> 00:45:48,600
Okay so yeah he's going to.

1172
00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:49,600
He's loopy.

1173
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:50,600
Don't mess around.

1174
00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:51,600
17 plus 5.

1175
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:52,600
That hits.

1176
00:45:52,600 --> 00:45:53,600
Oh wow.

1177
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:58,600
That's 5 plus 3 damage on the first hit.

1178
00:45:58,600 --> 00:45:59,600
That's 1.

1179
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:01,600
3 oh 8 damage.

1180
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:03,600
5 plus 3 yeah.

1181
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:04,600
Okay.

1182
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,600
And then he's going to make another skimitar attack.

1183
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,600
13 plus 5.

1184
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:10,600
Barely.

1185
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:11,600
Hits.

1186
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:12,600
Yeah.

1187
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:18,600
That's 3 plus 3 and then he's going to slice the skimitar.

1188
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:22,600
Slice the skimitar and then you see him pull out a dagger.

1189
00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:25,600
He can't do that.

1190
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:28,600
16 plus 5.

1191
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:29,600
Damage?

1192
00:46:29,600 --> 00:46:30,600
No.

1193
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:31,600
Okay.

1194
00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:34,600
So you're taking 3 plus 3 damage again.

1195
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:35,600
6.

1196
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:37,600
So yeah you took a big chunk of damage there.

1197
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:38,600
He's leaking.

1198
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:39,600
He's leaking back.

1199
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:40,600
That's half my health sir.

1200
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:41,600
Good.

1201
00:46:41,600 --> 00:46:42,600
You better.

1202
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:43,600
Disengage.

1203
00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:46,600
You better figure something else.

1204
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:49,600
Leave Mary on the die.

1205
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:50,600
Alright.

1206
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:51,600
It's Chadwick's turn.

1207
00:46:51,600 --> 00:46:53,600
You don't know what he's doing.

1208
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:56,600
Merlot kind of sees Archie take off running.

1209
00:46:56,600 --> 00:47:00,600
I forgot Archie also that there was a hole in the ship right there that you could have

1210
00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:01,600
gone down.

1211
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:02,600
Wow.

1212
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:08,600
Merlot sees that and hops down and hops down inside the ship to go try and see if he can

1213
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:11,600
do any assistance and makes his way towards the tables.

1214
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:12,600
I forgot.

1215
00:47:12,600 --> 00:47:13,600
I forgot too.

1216
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:14,600
Miriam.

1217
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:15,600
Ritual.

1218
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:16,600
These are all dead.

1219
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:17,600
So I think Duke it's you.

1220
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:18,600
Very nice.

1221
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:19,600
Well you know where I'm going.

1222
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:20,600
Yeah.

1223
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:21,600
So.

1224
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:26,600
Oh yeah I forgot you're down there.

1225
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:29,600
Yeah I'm already down there around the ship.

1226
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:30,600
I'm already down there around the corner.

1227
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:31,600
I'm looking down the hole.

1228
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,600
You're going to run down there?

1229
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:34,600
Yeah.

1230
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:39,160
Okay so you run down there and you get to the doorway of the boiler room.

1231
00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:46,120
You turn the corner and you see the spy planting like this like fantasy looking C4 like on

1232
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:48,560
the boiler room.

1233
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:49,560
Not like C4 more like thermite.

1234
00:47:49,560 --> 00:47:54,680
Like it's going to kind of just and like burn out onto the boiler engine.

1235
00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:57,720
Then you see Chadwick on the floor with blood pouring out of his throat.

1236
00:47:57,720 --> 00:47:59,320
But that's what you see.

1237
00:47:59,320 --> 00:48:04,160
So you have basically a fantasy D&D thermite bomb attached to the boiler engine to burn

1238
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:07,320
it out and a dead Chadwick on the floor.

1239
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:11,880
Alright well as I was running down the hallway I pulled out my trench knife.

1240
00:48:11,880 --> 00:48:12,880
Okay.

1241
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:16,280
This is close quarters so we need to have a good trench knife.

1242
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:19,920
So he's planted the bomb when he turned and spot me in the doorway.

1243
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:20,920
Yes.

1244
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:21,920
Yeah.

1245
00:48:21,920 --> 00:48:25,560
He kind of like you kind of run up as he's kind of done killed boy planted the thing

1246
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:26,560
and he's turning around.

1247
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:28,440
Alright I'm going to lunge for his guts with the dagger.

1248
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:29,440
Lunge for his guts.

1249
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:30,440
The old trench knife.

1250
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:33,440
Give me a lunge for his guts roll.

1251
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,200
Alright I will.

1252
00:48:35,200 --> 00:48:38,480
As a crit a good lunge for his guts roll.

1253
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,320
I mean that sounds like a guts lunge roll.

1254
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:44,840
Alright let's see.

1255
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:51,880
So that would be one extra damage die on that too.

1256
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:56,960
So 1d4 plus 5.

1257
00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:00,920
3 plus 5 is 8.

1258
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:05,640
And then 3 again so we're doing the bonus on both.

1259
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:07,280
For the crit damage?

1260
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:08,280
Yeah.

1261
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:09,280
Yeah that's fine.

1262
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,280
Okay so 16 damage.

1263
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:11,280
Total?

1264
00:49:11,280 --> 00:49:12,280
8 and 8 total yeah.

1265
00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:13,280
Alright was that it?

1266
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:20,240
Did you say you got an extra damage die because of your or something?

1267
00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:25,360
Oh you're letting that's on that's like savage attacks on critical.

1268
00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:27,120
Yeah I get so another one.

1269
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:31,200
Yeah because I mean crits normal double and that's your special attack.

1270
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:33,800
So 1 plus 5 is 6.

1271
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:34,800
6 damage?

1272
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:35,800
Yeah.

1273
00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:38,120
Yeah so you run around that corner and use a stick for the guts.

1274
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:39,120
22 damage.

1275
00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:42,400
You see like a piece of like guts almost fall out and he kind of like holds his hand up

1276
00:49:42,400 --> 00:49:44,120
on it but he is still standing.

1277
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:45,120
Okay.

1278
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:49,560
Yeah you have done a almost fully successful job of spilling the guts.

1279
00:49:49,560 --> 00:49:50,560
Gross.

1280
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:56,520
So what's the problem about is grabbing that bomb in action or a bonus action?

1281
00:49:56,520 --> 00:50:01,800
Oh yeah well the problem with the bomb is it's like stuck to the engine right there.

1282
00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:04,080
Like you're not going to be able to just run up and like yank it off.

1283
00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:07,800
Like it's like fused to the engine with like his magic shit that they got.

1284
00:50:07,800 --> 00:50:13,520
Because like it's like fantasy fucking thermite stick to the thing and it's going to drill

1285
00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:14,520
through.

1286
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:16,160
So I mean you could try to yank it off but it will take control.

1287
00:50:16,160 --> 00:50:21,080
Like it's going to be an action to try and actually yank the thermite sticky bomb off

1288
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:22,080
of this engine.

1289
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:25,440
And then hopefully not anything else bad happen.

1290
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:26,440
Okay.

1291
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:31,640
So yes that will cost an action because you will be a roll to actually try and do it.

1292
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:32,640
So.

1293
00:50:32,640 --> 00:50:33,640
That's fine.

1294
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:35,440
We'll just move on.

1295
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:36,440
Next.

1296
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:37,440
Pass turn.

1297
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:38,440
Alright.

1298
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:39,440
Please stick.

1299
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:40,440
Back to the top of the round.

1300
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:41,440
It's your turn.

1301
00:50:41,440 --> 00:50:42,440
Alright.

1302
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:46,040
You got Mismuffin, Miriam, and Lord of the Lions Captain.

1303
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:47,040
Alright.

1304
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:52,720
I'm swinging at Lord of the Lions guy with my Dragon Slayer Sword.

1305
00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:53,720
Okay.

1306
00:50:53,720 --> 00:50:54,720
Six.

1307
00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:55,720
Alright.

1308
00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:56,720
Bonus action.

1309
00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:57,720
Summoning my spiritual weapon.

1310
00:50:57,720 --> 00:50:58,720
Okay.

1311
00:50:58,720 --> 00:50:59,720
Bell slot.

1312
00:50:59,720 --> 00:51:00,720
And then spiritual weapon.

1313
00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:01,720
Give me some of this.

1314
00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:02,720
Damn I had to do it.

1315
00:51:02,720 --> 00:51:03,720
I summoned.

1316
00:51:03,720 --> 00:51:04,720
Okay.

1317
00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:05,720
Good deal.

1318
00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:06,720
Alright.

1319
00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:07,720
Now I'm attacking.

1320
00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:16,480
Because it says I can do that.

1321
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:19,480
With the thing?

1322
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:20,480
Yeah.

1323
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:21,480
Same bonus action.

1324
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:24,480
You're attacking with the spiritual weapon?

1325
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:25,480
Yeah.

1326
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:26,480
Okay.

1327
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:27,480
Go ahead.

1328
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:28,480
17 plus 6.

1329
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:29,480
To hit?

1330
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:30,480
Yeah.

1331
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:31,480
Yeah.

1332
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:44,360
So 1d8 plus 4 would be 8 damage.

1333
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:45,360
8 damage.

1334
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:46,360
Decent hit.

1335
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:53,360
And I am going to run back 20.

1336
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:54,360
Okay.

1337
00:51:54,360 --> 00:52:02,120
Well as you go to run away you turn and he can make an opportunity attack.

1338
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:03,120
Mistake.

1339
00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:05,880
Because you were up close and swung your weapon at him.

1340
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:08,120
So he's going to take one swing at you.

1341
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:09,120
Headed disengaged.

1342
00:52:09,120 --> 00:52:10,120
15 plus 5?

1343
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:11,120
Yeah.

1344
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:12,120
So 1d6.

1345
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:21,120
5 plus 3 damage to you as you try to slip away from him.

1346
00:52:21,120 --> 00:52:22,120
3 damage?

1347
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:23,120
Yeah.

1348
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:24,120
No.

1349
00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:25,120
5 plus 3.

1350
00:52:25,120 --> 00:52:26,120
5 plus 3 damage.

1351
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,120
Yeah.

1352
00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:28,120
But you did get away from him.

1353
00:52:28,120 --> 00:52:29,120
You both snuck in.

1354
00:52:29,120 --> 00:52:30,120
I was like I did say 3.

1355
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:31,120
You didn't say that number.

1356
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:34,120
You said another number with it.

1357
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:35,120
Okay.

1358
00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:40,120
Then next up is Mist-Knuffin.

1359
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:43,120
It is your turn, Playa.

1360
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:44,120
Did I hope?

1361
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:45,120
No, I never die.

1362
00:52:45,120 --> 00:52:46,120
Oh shit.

1363
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:47,120
I'm going to take a healing potion.

1364
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:48,120
Okay.

1365
00:52:48,120 --> 00:52:49,120
Interesting.

1366
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:50,120
You got a greater one than normal one.

1367
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:51,120
What are you using?

1368
00:52:51,120 --> 00:52:54,120
I'm trying to check that out.

1369
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:58,120
I believe you all were given greater ones so if you want to use that you can.

1370
00:52:58,120 --> 00:52:59,120
That's 4d4 plus 4.

1371
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:06,120
Well it doesn't say if I have one or not so I'm just going to take your word for it.

1372
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:07,120
I know you do.

1373
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:08,120
Yeah.

1374
00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:09,120
I know you were given 4.

1375
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:10,120
I was going to say I can't find it.

1376
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:13,120
You were given 4 by Baron before you came here.

1377
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:14,120
Okay.

1378
00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:15,120
4 events just like this.

1379
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,120
So 4d4 plus 4?

1380
00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:18,120
Yes.

1381
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:21,120
8 plus 4.

1382
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:26,120
2 plus 3 plus 1 plus 2.

1383
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:27,120
8 plus 4?

1384
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:28,120
Yep.

1385
00:53:28,120 --> 00:53:29,120
That's how much health you get back.

1386
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:30,120
8 plus 4.

1387
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:31,120
12.

1388
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:32,120
Good deal.

1389
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:36,120
That was a bonus action to use a potion so you still have one action if you want to do

1390
00:53:36,120 --> 00:53:37,120
something else.

1391
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:38,120
Alrighty-roo.

1392
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:40,120
Let's looky here.

1393
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:46,120
I'm right next to the Captain Stone.

1394
00:53:46,120 --> 00:53:47,120
Yeah.

1395
00:53:47,120 --> 00:53:50,120
I'm going to dagger the heck out of him with my plus 1 dagger.

1396
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:51,120
Figured so.

1397
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:54,120
Because that's how I roll around here.

1398
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:55,120
Yeah.

1399
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:59,120
14 plus 7 to hit.

1400
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:01,120
14 plus 7 to hit?

1401
00:54:01,120 --> 00:54:02,120
Yeah.

1402
00:54:02,120 --> 00:54:03,120
Yes.

1403
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:04,120
He parries.

1404
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:05,120
6 damage.

1405
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:06,120
Wait.

1406
00:54:06,120 --> 00:54:07,120
Is it with advantage?

1407
00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:08,120
Hang on.

1408
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:09,120
Wait a minute.

1409
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:10,120
What did you get to hit?

1410
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:11,120
14 plus 7?

1411
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:12,120
What did you say?

1412
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:13,120
Yeah.

1413
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:14,120
Yeah.

1414
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:15,120
What did you damage?

1415
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:17,120
I rolled a double damage.

1416
00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:18,120
Okay.

1417
00:54:18,120 --> 00:54:19,120
Stop.

1418
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:20,120
It was 6 but I asked do I roll twice?

1419
00:54:20,120 --> 00:54:21,120
Do I roll double damage?

1420
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:22,120
Is it with advantage?

1421
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:23,120
No.

1422
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:24,120
Okay.

1423
00:54:24,120 --> 00:54:25,120
So 6 damage.

1424
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:26,120
6 damage.

1425
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:29,120
You know, you're milling him down a little bit.

1426
00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:30,120
He's the butterfly.

1427
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:33,120
So he hits you with a triple attack.

1428
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:34,120
Yeah.

1429
00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:35,120
Lord's Wines turn.

1430
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:41,120
So he's going to take his attacks at you Kelly because Miss Muffin you're the only one near

1431
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:42,120
him.

1432
00:54:42,120 --> 00:54:43,120
Well that sucks.

1433
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:48,120
He's going to take his melee attack at you so 14 plus 5 will hit.

1434
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:52,120
That's 2 plus 3 damage to you.

1435
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:57,120
Okay so 2 plus 3 damage to you from his skimitar.

1436
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:58,120
5.

1437
00:54:58,120 --> 00:54:59,120
First attack.

1438
00:54:59,120 --> 00:55:00,120
So second attack.

1439
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:01,120
8 plus 5.

1440
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:02,120
That one does not hit you does it?

1441
00:55:02,120 --> 00:55:03,120
8 plus 5.

1442
00:55:03,120 --> 00:55:04,120
Yeah.

1443
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:05,120
It's poking.

1444
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:06,120
No.

1445
00:55:06,120 --> 00:55:09,120
Okay so now he's going to whip out his dagger.

1446
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:10,120
No.

1447
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:11,120
Oh no.

1448
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:13,120
5 plus 5.

1449
00:55:13,120 --> 00:55:14,120
That does not hit.

1450
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:15,120
You got lucky this round.

1451
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:16,120
Ha ha ha.

1452
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:18,120
I'm standing better than I was last time.

1453
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:19,120
He's definitely over there arguing.

1454
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:20,120
He's like argh.

1455
00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:21,120
He's like argh.

1456
00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:24,120
Well he's not really so much a...

1457
00:55:24,120 --> 00:55:25,120
He's a captain on the scene.

1458
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:26,120
He's more a Lord Alliance captain.

1459
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:27,120
He's more like argh.

1460
00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:28,120
Oh darn it.

1461
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:29,120
My wig fell off.

1462
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:30,120
Darling.

1463
00:55:30,120 --> 00:55:31,120
Yeah.

1464
00:55:31,120 --> 00:55:32,120
So yeah.

1465
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:33,120
He does whiff all of those.

1466
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:34,120
So Chadwig.

1467
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:35,120
Well you know what happened to him.

1468
00:55:35,120 --> 00:55:36,120
He's dead.

1469
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:37,120
Merlot.

1470
00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:38,120
Wait what?

1471
00:55:38,120 --> 00:55:41,120
Yeah Chadwig.

1472
00:55:41,120 --> 00:55:43,120
The one down below.

1473
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:44,120
I don't think that was ever filmed then.

1474
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:45,120
Yeah and I said you walked around the corner.

1475
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:52,120
He was... you saw the spy planting the bomb and Chadwig on the floor was the start of

1476
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:53,120
the sling.

1477
00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:54,120
Oh wait sorry.

1478
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:56,120
I just went past that and grazed over it I guess.

1479
00:55:56,120 --> 00:56:01,120
Merlot continues to search around the area to try to make his way to Duke and not really

1480
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:04,120
do much because he can't even move that far.

1481
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:05,120
Miriam.

1482
00:56:05,120 --> 00:56:06,120
Shut up.

1483
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:09,120
It's the spy's turn to fight Duke.

1484
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:11,120
I thought the spy was dead.

1485
00:56:11,120 --> 00:56:12,120
He's disemboweled right now.

1486
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:15,120
He's holding a piece of his intestine but he's still standing to fight.

1487
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:16,120
He has a hernia.

1488
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:17,120
He's sitting like argh.

1489
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:18,120
You got a little hummer.

1490
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:19,120
I'm going to fucking kill you.

1491
00:56:19,120 --> 00:56:20,120
That is a 19 plus 4 so that one will definitely hit.

1492
00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:21,120
Yeah it will.

1493
00:56:21,120 --> 00:56:22,120
Oh that's not.

1494
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:23,120
Alright that is 6 plus 2.

1495
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:24,120
Okay.

1496
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:25,120
And he makes his multi attack so that's another one.

1497
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:36,120
16 plus 4.

1498
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:41,120
He's coming back with a vengeance.

1499
00:56:41,120 --> 00:56:43,120
He's going to spill your guts.

1500
00:56:43,120 --> 00:56:44,120
What is it total?

1501
00:56:44,120 --> 00:56:49,120
I don't think you've done that since you were a kid.

1502
00:56:49,120 --> 00:56:50,120
First one was 6 plus 2.

1503
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:53,120
8 and then 4 plus 2.

1504
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:56,120
6 so 12.

1505
00:56:56,120 --> 00:56:57,120
14.

1506
00:56:57,120 --> 00:57:00,120
Oh yeah it was 6 not a 4.

1507
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:01,120
Sorry 14.

1508
00:57:01,120 --> 00:57:02,120
I didn't math really fast.

1509
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:07,120
I like the lower numbers so I'm always going to round down on them.

1510
00:57:07,120 --> 00:57:09,120
You did get a good round on him.

1511
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:10,120
Oh shit.

1512
00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:11,120
It's your turn Duke.

1513
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:17,120
We've got a moment of decisions because you can kill this man.

1514
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:25,120
Wait how do we get back around to this and I never win again?

1515
00:57:25,120 --> 00:57:27,120
Oh fuck I did skip you I think.

1516
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:30,120
I went to miss nothing and then passed to you.

1517
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:31,120
Fuck.

1518
00:57:31,120 --> 00:57:32,120
Shit.

1519
00:57:32,120 --> 00:57:33,120
Yeah because Archie is downstairs.

1520
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:34,120
Yeah he is.

1521
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:35,120
You forgot about my man Archie.

1522
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:40,120
Well I don't think I'll be able to get in there anyways.

1523
00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:46,120
Alright well I'm going to come down on his neck with a dagger.

1524
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:49,120
Come down on his neck with a dagger.

1525
00:57:49,120 --> 00:57:50,120
Yes.

1526
00:57:50,120 --> 00:57:54,120
Well kind of like a good angle right with a collar bone neck kind of joint.

1527
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:55,120
Can I hit the cleave?

1528
00:57:55,120 --> 00:58:00,120
No I'm thinking like flip grip like Pierce like deep down.

1529
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:03,120
So does A13 hit?

1530
00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:06,120
No of course not.

1531
00:58:06,120 --> 00:58:07,120
On the money.

1532
00:58:07,120 --> 00:58:08,120
Really?

1533
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:09,120
Yes.

1534
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:10,120
Perfect.

1535
00:58:10,120 --> 00:58:11,120
He does not have a high AC.

1536
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:12,120
Perfect.

1537
00:58:12,120 --> 00:58:16,120
He does not have a higher health but.

1538
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:19,120
That is D4 plus 5.

1539
00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:20,120
So.

1540
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:21,120
Seven?

1541
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:24,120
Plus 5 is already going to kill him so anything you roll.

1542
00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:26,120
Man hold up.

1543
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:29,120
As he is stuck in the neck and he finally breathes his last.

1544
00:58:29,120 --> 00:58:32,120
Is that magic that is holding the bomb?

1545
00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:33,120
No.

1546
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:40,120
The magic is more of like I said magic but I meant more of like a chemical compound of

1547
00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:43,120
some kind of mineral that is like.

1548
00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:47,120
I figured since he attached it there maybe the thing attaching it came free.

1549
00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:50,120
No it's not that type of magic it's more of.

1550
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:51,120
Alchemy.

1551
00:58:51,120 --> 00:58:52,120
Yeah alchemy.

1552
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:54,120
Okay well I pulled a blade out and knee him in the face.

1553
00:58:54,120 --> 00:58:58,120
Pulled a blade out and knee him in the face he's dead.

1554
00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:01,120
But that was your action so nothing else.

1555
00:59:01,120 --> 00:59:06,120
Archie it is your turn if you want to go ahead and do your turn.

1556
00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:08,120
There's a thermite bomb stuck to the thing.

1557
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:09,120
Of course he wants to.

1558
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:11,120
I don't think he's actually doing anything.

1559
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:12,120
Not really.

1560
00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:13,120
I don't even.

1561
00:59:13,120 --> 00:59:23,120
I'll give you options so I'll say you can give me a strength check to try to rip this

1562
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:33,120
thing off or if you can give me a really really good what would be a good way to disarm my

1563
00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:34,120
bomb.

1564
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:35,120
Slide a hand.

1565
00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:38,120
Yeah so you can give me a really hard slide a hand check or a strength check that's pretty

1566
00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:39,120
hard too.

1567
00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:40,120
They're both dangerous.

1568
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:41,120
Yeah they're both dangerous.

1569
00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:46,120
But I'll let you choose because I'm sure you're going to use the dexterity slide a hand but.

1570
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:52,120
Once you pull it off of there stick it in the dudes guts where I disemboweled him.

1571
00:59:52,120 --> 00:59:54,120
That was my original plan.

1572
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:59,120
It was to disembowel him while he was still alive I was going to rip it off and stick

1573
00:59:59,120 --> 01:00:00,120
it in there.

1574
01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:01,120
Yeah my strength is.

1575
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:05,120
So at least if it goes off before we throw it in the water.

1576
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:08,120
I might just.

1577
01:00:08,120 --> 01:00:10,120
Maybe his body will insulate the heat.

1578
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:14,120
I'm going to run in there and try to rip it off.

1579
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:15,120
We'll see.

1580
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:17,120
Or no not rip it off.

1581
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:18,120
That's strength.

1582
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:20,120
I'm going to run in there and try to slide a hand.

1583
01:00:20,120 --> 01:00:24,120
I'm thinking slide a hand is more of like a you're trying to figure out a way to make

1584
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:26,120
this thing not work.

1585
01:00:26,120 --> 01:00:27,120
I was thinking like.

1586
01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:28,120
You can piece off.

1587
01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:32,120
I was thinking like in the end of Jones like replace it with a sandbag.

1588
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:35,120
Let's find out if we're going to die.

1589
01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:36,120
Okay.

1590
01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:40,120
It's twenty fourteen plus six.

1591
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:42,120
Fourteen plus six or twenty.

1592
01:00:42,120 --> 01:00:43,120
Okay.

1593
01:00:43,120 --> 01:00:48,120
So yeah you you kind of they are able to kind of maneuver these things and move some of

1594
01:00:48,120 --> 01:00:53,120
the functioning like crystals inside of it and you see like the flame inside of it kind

1595
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:54,120
of flicker away of a few.

1596
01:00:54,120 --> 01:00:56,120
So you have disarmed the bomb.

1597
01:00:56,120 --> 01:00:57,120
Nice.

1598
01:00:57,120 --> 01:00:58,120
Good job.

1599
01:00:58,120 --> 01:00:59,120
Yay.

1600
01:00:59,120 --> 01:01:00,120
Yeah.

1601
01:01:00,120 --> 01:01:02,120
Chad was dead.

1602
01:01:02,120 --> 01:01:03,120
He's dead.

1603
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:04,120
So all that's left is the captain.

1604
01:01:04,120 --> 01:01:05,120
So he won't die.

1605
01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:08,120
Next turn is flea sticks then since we.

1606
01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:09,120
Kill that captain.

1607
01:01:09,120 --> 01:01:10,120
All right.

1608
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:15,120
Well I'm taking the potion of greater healing.

1609
01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:16,120
Okay.

1610
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:19,120
Fourty four plus four is your healing.

1611
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:20,120
Okay.

1612
01:01:20,120 --> 01:01:21,120
Whatever that means.

1613
01:01:21,120 --> 01:01:22,120
Roll four.

1614
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:23,120
D four.

1615
01:01:23,120 --> 01:01:24,120
Plus four.

1616
01:01:24,120 --> 01:01:32,120
That means what it means.

1617
01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:35,120
Three.

1618
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:40,120
My goodness.

1619
01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:43,120
He's drunk.

1620
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:45,120
Eight plus four.

1621
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:46,120
Eight plus four.

1622
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:47,120
Wait was it.

1623
01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:48,120
Eight plus four.

1624
01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:49,120
Does that sound like an action.

1625
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:50,120
Yeah.

1626
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:51,120
That's about as action too.

1627
01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:52,120
Okay.

1628
01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:57,120
I'm just going to do the sacred plan.

1629
01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:58,120
He does.

1630
01:01:58,120 --> 01:01:59,120
Yeah.

1631
01:01:59,120 --> 01:02:00,120
All right.

1632
01:02:00,120 --> 01:02:01,120
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.

1633
01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:02,120
Yeah he does.

1634
01:02:02,120 --> 01:02:03,120
All right.

1635
01:02:03,120 --> 01:02:04,120
One plus nothing.

1636
01:02:04,120 --> 01:02:05,120
One damage.

1637
01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:06,120
All right.

1638
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:07,120
Now my spiritual weapon.

1639
01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:10,120
They can't because you used your bonus action.

1640
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:11,120
Okay.

1641
01:02:11,120 --> 01:02:12,120
Was that the bonus action?

1642
01:02:12,120 --> 01:02:13,120
No.

1643
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:14,120
Okay.

1644
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:25,120
Okay.

1645
01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:27,120
But next up would be Miss Mothin.

1646
01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:32,120
And I'm going to continuously de dagger him.

1647
01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:34,120
Continuously de dagger him.

1648
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:37,120
That's how I talk.

1649
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:40,120
You're watching too much Dan today.

1650
01:02:40,120 --> 01:02:41,120
Oh no.

1651
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:42,120
Seven plus four.

1652
01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:43,120
No.

1653
01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:44,120
You missed.

1654
01:02:44,120 --> 01:02:47,120
You're going to roll a ten for your off hand.

1655
01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:48,120
Yeah.

1656
01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:49,120
Eleven plus six.

1657
01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:50,120
That one's better.

1658
01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:51,120
Okay good.

1659
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:52,120
Two plus.

1660
01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:53,120
No it's not.

1661
01:02:53,120 --> 01:02:54,120
False hope.

1662
01:02:54,120 --> 01:02:55,120
You lied to me.

1663
01:02:55,120 --> 01:02:56,120
He uses his reaction.

1664
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:57,120
And it's lazy.

1665
01:02:57,120 --> 01:02:58,120
And adds two AC to his AC.

1666
01:02:58,120 --> 01:02:59,120
Adds two to his AC.

1667
01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:00,120
What a boss.

1668
01:03:00,120 --> 01:03:01,120
What a boss.

1669
01:03:01,120 --> 01:03:02,120
So yeah.

1670
01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:03,120
No you did not hit him.

1671
01:03:03,120 --> 01:03:04,120
Loser.

1672
01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:05,120
I'm going to roll a ten.

1673
01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:06,120
No.

1674
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:07,120
You missed.

1675
01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:08,120
You're going to roll a ten for your off hand.

1676
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:09,120
Yeah.

1677
01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:10,120
Eleven plus six.

1678
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:11,120
That one's better.

1679
01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:12,120
Okay good.

1680
01:03:12,120 --> 01:03:13,120
Loser.

1681
01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:14,120
Loser.

1682
01:03:14,120 --> 01:03:15,120
Alright it's your turn.

1683
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:16,120
Go ahead.

1684
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:17,120
Yay me again.

1685
01:03:17,120 --> 01:03:18,120
I guess I'm going to run over.

1686
01:03:18,120 --> 01:03:19,120
Wait where exactly is this hole at?

1687
01:03:19,120 --> 01:03:20,120
Yeah.

1688
01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:21,120
Where the gray spot.

1689
01:03:21,120 --> 01:03:22,120
It's like to the top right corner of the grate.

1690
01:03:22,120 --> 01:03:23,120
You can just drop in.

1691
01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:24,120
That's where you.

1692
01:03:24,120 --> 01:03:25,120
Oh no you ran already.

1693
01:03:25,120 --> 01:03:26,120
You already ran down.

1694
01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:27,120
Yeah.

1695
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:28,120
You're good.

1696
01:03:28,120 --> 01:03:29,120
I'm trying to get up.

1697
01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:30,120
Oh you're trying to get back up?

1698
01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:31,120
Uh the stairs right here.

1699
01:03:31,120 --> 01:03:32,120
You can go up.

1700
01:03:32,120 --> 01:03:33,120
And you'll be back up top.

1701
01:03:33,120 --> 01:03:34,120
That's what you want.

1702
01:03:34,120 --> 01:03:35,120
Right because you have the only thing left to kill is upstairs.

1703
01:03:35,120 --> 01:03:36,120
Yeah is that right?

1704
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:37,120
Yeah.

1705
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:42,120
I'm going to run in upstairs.

1706
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:45,120
Oh there's two guys.

1707
01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:47,120
Yeah that's a.

1708
01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:54,120
One's just been doing some other stuff and no one's cared to try and find him.

1709
01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:55,120
So.

1710
01:03:55,120 --> 01:03:56,120
He just decided he'd be a stowaway.

1711
01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:57,120
Yeah.

1712
01:03:57,120 --> 01:03:58,120
Uh is that all you're going to do then?

1713
01:03:58,120 --> 01:04:01,120
Because I think you won't go do anything else until you make your way up there.

1714
01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:02,120
Yeah just run upstairs.

1715
01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:03,120
Okay so.

1716
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:09,120
You know my dude disengaged and ran into you stealth and hit like a little puss once he.

1717
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:10,120
Remember I hit him.

1718
01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:12,120
No one's made a perception check to try and find him.

1719
01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:15,120
I hit him square in the face and he went cross-eyed and he was spitting blood.

1720
01:04:15,120 --> 01:04:16,120
Okay.

1721
01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:17,120
Uh.

1722
01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:18,120
He panicked.

1723
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:19,120
It's the Lord of the Rings captain's turn.

1724
01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:20,120
He's hiding somewhere.

1725
01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:25,120
So the only one that's still duking it out with him is Miss Muffin.

1726
01:04:25,120 --> 01:04:29,120
So Miss Muffin you're getting the same old same old.

1727
01:04:29,120 --> 01:04:30,120
No one's over.

1728
01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:31,120
Two scoops are.

1729
01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:32,120
19 plus five.

1730
01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:33,120
We've all earned our place.

1731
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:34,120
No one helped.

1732
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:35,120
Two plus three damage.

1733
01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:39,120
We've all shown we've all we've all earned our place.

1734
01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:40,120
Two plus three damage.

1735
01:04:40,120 --> 01:04:41,120
Except for her.

1736
01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:42,120
No!

1737
01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:43,120
That's five.

1738
01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:44,120
Second scimitar.

1739
01:04:44,120 --> 01:04:45,120
I don't like adding myself.

1740
01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:46,120
Eleven plus five.

1741
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:47,120
Damage?

1742
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:48,120
Ten hit.

1743
01:04:48,120 --> 01:04:49,120
Okay.

1744
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:50,120
Hits right?

1745
01:04:50,120 --> 01:04:51,120
Um.

1746
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:52,120
Eleven plus five.

1747
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:53,120
Sixteen.

1748
01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:54,120
Five plus three damage.

1749
01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:55,120
Nah.

1750
01:04:55,120 --> 01:04:58,120
And then whips out the dagger.

1751
01:04:58,120 --> 01:04:59,120
That's rude.

1752
01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:00,120
Sixteen plus five.

1753
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:01,120
That's a hit.

1754
01:05:01,120 --> 01:05:02,120
Yeah.

1755
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:03,120
God.

1756
01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:04,120
One two four plus three.

1757
01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:05,120
Three plus three.

1758
01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:06,120
Sixteen.

1759
01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:07,120
He's going super saiyan.

1760
01:05:07,120 --> 01:05:08,120
He's putting it on you dude.

1761
01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:09,120
You should have never ran up there.

1762
01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:10,120
You might be unconscious.

1763
01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:11,120
Nah you used to.

1764
01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:12,120
You'll be alright.

1765
01:05:12,120 --> 01:05:13,120
Does this mean.

1766
01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:15,120
It's just going to be her every turn doing this.

1767
01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:18,120
It's going to be just freaking potion every turn like.

1768
01:05:18,120 --> 01:05:21,120
Just a little shot of potion.

1769
01:05:21,120 --> 01:05:22,120
Okay.

1770
01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:23,120
Uh.

1771
01:05:23,120 --> 01:05:24,120
Yeah.

1772
01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:25,120
Uh.

1773
01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:26,120
So.

1774
01:05:26,120 --> 01:05:27,120
You can do it Kelly.

1775
01:05:27,120 --> 01:05:28,120
We believe in you.

1776
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:29,120
She's not in here.

1777
01:05:29,120 --> 01:05:30,120
But.

1778
01:05:30,120 --> 01:05:31,120
She's not in here.

1779
01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:32,120
But I want to get a go.

1780
01:05:32,120 --> 01:05:33,120
Uh.

1781
01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:34,120
Yeah.

1782
01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:35,120
So the spy.

1783
01:05:34,660 --> 01:05:59,660
Yeah.

1784
01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:36,120
Pops out from behind the box right as Archie's cutting the corner.

1785
01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:37,120
And gets a sneak attack.

1786
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:38,120
As he's been hiding behind that box waiting.

1787
01:05:38,120 --> 01:05:39,120
Uh.

1788
01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:40,120
What a rat.

1789
01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:41,120
So that is.

1790
01:05:41,120 --> 01:05:42,120
Should have said something to him.

1791
01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:43,120
He's just like we got him all in one.

1792
01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:44,120
Four plus four to hit.

1793
01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:45,120
Misses.

1794
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:46,120
Multi-attack.

1795
01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:47,120
Nine plus four.

1796
01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:48,120
No.

1797
01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:49,120
Misses.

1798
01:05:49,120 --> 01:05:50,120
Both miss.

1799
01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:51,120
No sneak attack.

1800
01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:52,120
Yeah.

1801
01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:53,120
Remember he went cross-eyed and hit him so hard he can't see straight.

1802
01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:54,120
Yeah.

1803
01:05:59,660 --> 01:06:04,420
He's got a concussion real bad.

1804
01:06:04,420 --> 01:06:05,420
Uh Duke.

1805
01:06:05,420 --> 01:06:06,420
Your turn.

1806
01:06:06,420 --> 01:06:07,420
Okay.

1807
01:06:07,420 --> 01:06:13,220
Let's see if uh.

1808
01:06:13,220 --> 01:06:14,220
Was it?

1809
01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:15,220
It wasn't.

1810
01:06:15,220 --> 01:06:18,220
Shut your mouth.

1811
01:06:18,220 --> 01:06:22,380
Standing on that table was the ceiling low enough to like grab on and climb up?

1812
01:06:22,380 --> 01:06:24,260
Uh yeah I'd say you'd probably jump up.

1813
01:06:24,260 --> 01:06:27,380
You'd probably make a strength check but it won't cost you an action or anything.

1814
01:06:27,380 --> 01:06:28,380
Alright.

1815
01:06:28,380 --> 01:06:29,380
But you may not be able to climb up.

1816
01:06:29,380 --> 01:06:33,020
I'm gonna move over to the table and attempt to do that.

1817
01:06:33,020 --> 01:06:34,020
Okay.

1818
01:06:34,020 --> 01:06:37,020
Uh nine plus five so fourteen.

1819
01:06:37,020 --> 01:06:38,820
Uh yeah I'll say that's easy enough.

1820
01:06:38,820 --> 01:06:40,820
I'm sure Duke Crystal can do a pull up.

1821
01:06:40,820 --> 01:06:42,820
Yeah I would imagine.

1822
01:06:42,820 --> 01:06:43,820
And alright.

1823
01:06:43,820 --> 01:06:48,060
I imagine I only have like what like ten foot.

1824
01:06:48,060 --> 01:06:51,060
Yeah ten foot movement.

1825
01:06:51,060 --> 01:06:52,060
Okay.

1826
01:06:52,060 --> 01:06:53,060
Guess what?

1827
01:06:53,060 --> 01:06:54,060
Oh no.

1828
01:06:54,060 --> 01:06:55,060
Oh no.

1829
01:06:55,060 --> 01:06:57,860
And you said it didn't cost an action right?

1830
01:06:57,860 --> 01:06:58,860
Yes I did say that.

1831
01:06:58,860 --> 01:06:59,860
This is gonna be fun.

1832
01:06:59,860 --> 01:07:00,860
Cause I'm nice.

1833
01:07:00,860 --> 01:07:01,860
Alright.

1834
01:07:01,860 --> 01:07:05,580
He's dead anyway there's nothing to save this fight.

1835
01:07:05,580 --> 01:07:07,860
I'm going to grapple the back of his neck.

1836
01:07:07,860 --> 01:07:08,860
Okay.

1837
01:07:08,860 --> 01:07:09,860
Snap.

1838
01:07:09,860 --> 01:07:14,380
Is that strength contested with strength acrobatic or snore acrobatic?

1839
01:07:14,380 --> 01:07:16,380
Yeah something like that.

1840
01:07:16,380 --> 01:07:19,140
Oof he might get lucky.

1841
01:07:19,140 --> 01:07:20,140
That is a seven.

1842
01:07:20,140 --> 01:07:21,140
Two plus five on strength.

1843
01:07:21,140 --> 01:07:22,140
I'm gonna do a dex acrobatics.

1844
01:07:22,140 --> 01:07:23,140
It's a seven plus two.

1845
01:07:23,140 --> 01:07:24,140
Alright.

1846
01:07:24,140 --> 01:07:25,140
And.

1847
01:07:25,140 --> 01:07:30,140
Are you serious?

1848
01:07:30,140 --> 01:07:32,420
Oh I thought you got a seven plus five.

1849
01:07:32,420 --> 01:07:33,420
I got just a flat seven.

1850
01:07:33,420 --> 01:07:34,420
Oh.

1851
01:07:34,420 --> 01:07:35,420
It was two plus five so.

1852
01:07:35,420 --> 01:07:36,420
Oh okay.

1853
01:07:36,420 --> 01:07:37,420
So I was like he got lucky.

1854
01:07:37,420 --> 01:07:38,420
He wiggles out.

1855
01:07:38,420 --> 01:07:39,420
He's a little sneaky guy.

1856
01:07:39,420 --> 01:07:40,420
He's sweating though.

1857
01:07:40,420 --> 01:07:41,420
He's sweating that's how he got out.

1858
01:07:41,420 --> 01:07:42,420
So sweaty he just slipped out.

1859
01:07:42,420 --> 01:07:43,420
The blood and sweat.

1860
01:07:43,420 --> 01:07:44,420
I didn't anticipate it.

1861
01:07:44,420 --> 01:07:45,420
Yeah.

1862
01:07:45,420 --> 01:07:46,420
That was your reaction.

1863
01:07:46,420 --> 01:07:47,420
Shove.

1864
01:07:47,420 --> 01:07:48,420
Shove.

1865
01:07:48,420 --> 01:07:49,420
Shove.

1866
01:07:49,420 --> 01:07:50,420
Shove.

1867
01:07:50,420 --> 01:07:51,420
Shove.

1868
01:07:51,420 --> 01:07:52,420
Shove.

1869
01:07:52,420 --> 01:07:53,420
Shove.

1870
01:07:53,420 --> 01:07:54,420
Shove.

1871
01:07:54,420 --> 01:07:55,420
Shove.

1872
01:07:55,420 --> 01:07:56,420
Okay.

1873
01:07:56,420 --> 01:07:57,420
So that was very strength.

1874
01:07:57,420 --> 01:07:58,420
Thirteen plus five.

1875
01:07:58,420 --> 01:07:59,420
I think that's strength.

1876
01:07:59,420 --> 01:08:00,420
Strength.

1877
01:08:00,420 --> 01:08:01,420
So three plus nothing.

1878
01:08:01,420 --> 01:08:02,420
Yeah.

1879
01:08:02,420 --> 01:08:03,420
Yeah eighteen.

1880
01:08:03,420 --> 01:08:04,420
So he gets shoved.

1881
01:08:04,420 --> 01:08:07,420
Yeah so shoved like a couple feet back.

1882
01:08:07,420 --> 01:08:10,420
Actually he gets shoved and smacks into Archie.

1883
01:08:10,420 --> 01:08:13,420
That's kind of plumps back into him.

1884
01:08:13,420 --> 01:08:15,420
Monkey in the middle.

1885
01:08:15,420 --> 01:08:16,420
Yeah so.

1886
01:08:16,420 --> 01:08:19,420
Oh you would have done was hold the knife.

1887
01:08:19,420 --> 01:08:22,420
You know you'd just hold your sword there and he'd have been like.

1888
01:08:22,420 --> 01:08:23,420
Alright.

1889
01:08:23,420 --> 01:08:24,420
So next up please take.

1890
01:08:24,420 --> 01:08:25,420
Alright.

1891
01:08:25,420 --> 01:08:28,420
That would be a wild combo.

1892
01:08:28,420 --> 01:08:29,420
Shove someone into a sword.

1893
01:08:29,420 --> 01:08:30,420
They're just holding.

1894
01:08:30,420 --> 01:08:31,420
Alright.

1895
01:08:31,420 --> 01:08:32,420
A spy's dead right?

1896
01:08:32,420 --> 01:08:33,420
Oh the spy's dead.

1897
01:08:33,420 --> 01:08:34,420
Alright.

1898
01:08:34,420 --> 01:08:37,420
Oh wait no he's not dead but the captain is near you.

1899
01:08:37,420 --> 01:08:38,420
The spy is in between you.

1900
01:08:38,420 --> 01:08:39,420
He will be dead.

1901
01:08:39,420 --> 01:08:40,420
Yeah he will.

1902
01:08:40,420 --> 01:08:41,420
Most likely be dead.

1903
01:08:41,420 --> 01:08:42,420
I wish I had a hold of him.

1904
01:08:42,420 --> 01:08:43,420
Take your part.

1905
01:08:43,420 --> 01:08:44,420
Okay.

1906
01:08:44,420 --> 01:08:45,420
Next save on the captain or.

1907
01:08:45,420 --> 01:08:46,420
Captain.

1908
01:08:46,420 --> 01:08:47,420
Fails.

1909
01:08:47,420 --> 01:08:54,420
Badly.

1910
01:08:54,420 --> 01:09:01,420
Five damage.

1911
01:09:01,420 --> 01:09:06,420
Five damage?

1912
01:09:06,420 --> 01:09:07,420
Okay.

1913
01:09:07,420 --> 01:09:08,420
Spiritual weapon.

1914
01:09:08,420 --> 01:09:09,420
Okay.

1915
01:09:09,420 --> 01:09:10,420
On the captain.

1916
01:09:10,420 --> 01:09:11,420
12 plus 6.

1917
01:09:11,420 --> 01:09:12,420
18.

1918
01:09:12,420 --> 01:09:13,420
Oh yeah that hits.

1919
01:09:13,420 --> 01:09:14,420
I'm about to roll my dice for you.

1920
01:09:14,420 --> 01:09:19,420
That note counter roll.

1921
01:09:19,420 --> 01:09:22,420
So 6 plus 4.

1922
01:09:22,420 --> 01:09:24,420
10 damage.

1923
01:09:24,420 --> 01:09:25,420
10 damage.

1924
01:09:25,420 --> 01:09:27,420
Decently really good hit.

1925
01:09:27,420 --> 01:09:29,420
Decently good hit there.

1926
01:09:29,420 --> 01:09:31,420
Decently okay moderately.

1927
01:09:31,420 --> 01:09:34,420
Minorly okay we decent hit.

1928
01:09:34,420 --> 01:09:35,420
Okay.

1929
01:09:35,420 --> 01:09:36,420
Next up Miss Muffin.

1930
01:09:36,420 --> 01:09:37,420
The generic off right there.

1931
01:09:37,420 --> 01:09:38,420
I'm going to take a greater healing potion.

1932
01:09:38,420 --> 01:09:39,420
Great body hit.

1933
01:09:39,420 --> 01:09:40,420
Again?

1934
01:09:40,420 --> 01:09:41,420
Okay.

1935
01:09:41,420 --> 01:09:45,420
44 plus 4.

1936
01:09:45,420 --> 01:09:46,420
Yeah I gots two or I'll die.

1937
01:09:46,420 --> 01:09:47,420
Straight up all you brain hit.

1938
01:09:47,420 --> 01:09:48,420
Two.

1939
01:09:48,420 --> 01:09:49,420
Whoops.

1940
01:09:49,420 --> 01:09:52,420
I don't know what that was so.

1941
01:09:52,420 --> 01:09:53,420
Four.

1942
01:09:53,420 --> 01:09:54,420
Two.

1943
01:09:54,420 --> 01:09:55,420
And three.

1944
01:09:55,420 --> 01:09:58,420
So 11 plus 4.

1945
01:09:58,420 --> 01:10:01,420
I know what it was.

1946
01:10:01,420 --> 01:10:04,420
It was called cheating.

1947
01:10:04,420 --> 01:10:08,420
Okay you still got your action.

1948
01:10:08,420 --> 01:10:11,420
He's like I don't know what the one is.

1949
01:10:11,420 --> 01:10:14,420
You want to stab stab?

1950
01:10:14,420 --> 01:10:15,420
Shrink shrink shrink shrink shrink.

1951
01:10:15,420 --> 01:10:18,420
So he can go slash slash stab.

1952
01:10:18,420 --> 01:10:19,420
Decapitation.

1953
01:10:19,420 --> 01:10:24,420
11 plus 4 is that what I said?

1954
01:10:24,420 --> 01:10:25,420
15.

1955
01:10:25,420 --> 01:10:30,420
This picture is like just a flayed woman just like drinking like.

1956
01:10:30,420 --> 01:10:36,420
I don't know if I should take more if I should dagger him.

1957
01:10:36,420 --> 01:10:39,420
Did you get advantage of your butchery?

1958
01:10:39,420 --> 01:10:41,420
I'm going to risk it and dagger him.

1959
01:10:41,420 --> 01:10:44,420
Do I boof it to get increased vitality?

1960
01:10:44,420 --> 01:10:45,420
Oh no.

1961
01:10:45,420 --> 01:10:46,420
No freaking way dude.

1962
01:10:46,420 --> 01:10:47,420
Is it a 20?

1963
01:10:47,420 --> 01:10:48,420
Yeah natural 20.

1964
01:10:48,420 --> 01:10:49,420
Okay natural 20.

1965
01:10:49,420 --> 01:10:51,420
We're daggering the shit out of him.

1966
01:10:51,420 --> 01:10:53,420
And 1d4 plus 5.

1967
01:10:53,420 --> 01:10:56,420
Would you have counted that roll of philisamol?

1968
01:10:56,420 --> 01:10:57,420
Shut up.

1969
01:10:57,420 --> 01:10:58,420
I didn't see it.

1970
01:10:58,420 --> 01:10:59,420
It flew out of the area.

1971
01:10:59,420 --> 01:11:00,420
Six damage.

1972
01:11:00,420 --> 01:11:01,420
Six on the first damage?

1973
01:11:01,420 --> 01:11:02,420
It's a dead die.

1974
01:11:02,420 --> 01:11:03,420
It went straight up the cat.

1975
01:11:03,420 --> 01:11:04,420
Okay roll your damage again.

1976
01:11:04,420 --> 01:11:06,420
Three double damages.

1977
01:11:06,420 --> 01:11:08,420
Three plus five.

1978
01:11:08,420 --> 01:11:10,420
Three plus five.

1979
01:11:10,420 --> 01:11:12,420
Is he dead?

1980
01:11:12,420 --> 01:11:14,420
No he's not.

1981
01:11:14,420 --> 01:11:16,420
Off tables dead die.

1982
01:11:16,420 --> 01:11:18,420
Okay next up is Archie.

1983
01:11:18,420 --> 01:11:19,420
Yay.

1984
01:11:19,420 --> 01:11:23,420
You got a spy in front of you because.

1985
01:11:23,420 --> 01:11:25,420
Yeah he about to get maced.

1986
01:11:25,420 --> 01:11:27,420
Yeah go for it.

1987
01:11:27,420 --> 01:11:29,420
19.

1988
01:11:29,420 --> 01:11:31,420
Yeah he's getting maced.

1989
01:11:31,420 --> 01:11:34,420
Well dude you might not get your chance to kill him.

1990
01:11:34,420 --> 01:11:35,420
That's fine.

1991
01:11:35,420 --> 01:11:37,420
Don't get splattered with the blood.

1992
01:11:37,420 --> 01:11:40,420
If this is enough damage to kill him can I go in the description of how I swing my mace?

1993
01:11:40,420 --> 01:11:41,420
Oh yeah of course.

1994
01:11:41,420 --> 01:11:42,420
Just like anything.

1995
01:11:42,420 --> 01:11:43,420
Ten.

1996
01:11:43,420 --> 01:11:44,420
Ten damage.

1997
01:11:44,420 --> 01:11:46,420
Well he had one health so.

1998
01:11:46,420 --> 01:11:48,420
Oh snap.

1999
01:11:48,420 --> 01:11:53,420
Alright so I'm going to take the mace out of my side like behind me a little bit, swing

2000
01:11:53,420 --> 01:11:57,420
it, and then come up over my head and crash down into his skull.

2001
01:11:57,420 --> 01:12:01,420
Yeah just flatten the top of him and you see like brains kind of shoot up the back of his

2002
01:12:01,420 --> 01:12:03,420
head and like hit Duke in the face.

2003
01:12:03,420 --> 01:12:04,420
Decent.

2004
01:12:04,420 --> 01:12:07,420
You think Duke's gonna hit him?

2005
01:12:07,420 --> 01:12:11,420
As his body falls you just see Duke stare at him like he has a bunch of splatter all

2006
01:12:11,420 --> 01:12:13,420
over him.

2007
01:12:13,420 --> 01:12:17,420
So next up is going to be the captain.

2008
01:12:17,420 --> 01:12:20,420
Huh is that a mishmuckin in his face?

2009
01:12:20,420 --> 01:12:22,420
I'm kind of curious about something.

2010
01:12:22,420 --> 01:12:23,420
What?

2011
01:12:23,420 --> 01:12:28,420
If I was to stab that sword in that dude's corpse and then walk away from it for a little

2012
01:12:28,420 --> 01:12:31,420
bit would you just suck him dry like a mummy?

2013
01:12:31,420 --> 01:12:37,420
I don't know because it may not work as well because you're not connected to it either

2014
01:12:37,420 --> 01:12:38,420
to have like a tether.

2015
01:12:38,420 --> 01:12:39,420
True.

2016
01:12:39,420 --> 01:12:41,420
Well we'll just keep it in the sheet then.

2017
01:12:41,420 --> 01:12:51,420
So this time he's actually going to he's going to throw his daggers at Flea Stick.

2018
01:12:51,420 --> 01:12:53,420
No.

2019
01:12:53,420 --> 01:12:55,420
Five plus five don't hit throw it again.

2020
01:12:55,420 --> 01:12:57,420
Nineteen plus five that one will hit.

2021
01:12:57,420 --> 01:12:59,420
That don't hit.

2022
01:12:59,420 --> 01:13:00,420
Yeah.

2023
01:13:00,420 --> 01:13:01,420
One D four plus three.

2024
01:13:01,420 --> 01:13:03,420
Four plus three damage.

2025
01:13:03,420 --> 01:13:05,420
It's a Staggered Vag.

2026
01:13:05,420 --> 01:13:07,420
It's Rambo Bowie Knife Dagger.

2027
01:13:07,420 --> 01:13:11,420
That hits because he will bend down with that sacred flame and he gets hit with it every

2028
01:13:11,420 --> 01:13:12,420
time.

2029
01:13:12,420 --> 01:13:15,420
Don't I get a retaliation out of that?

2030
01:13:15,420 --> 01:13:16,420
Uh no.

2031
01:13:16,420 --> 01:13:21,420
If you would have been a half damage like save thing you could have done something.

2032
01:13:21,420 --> 01:13:23,420
Yeah that was his turn there.

2033
01:13:23,420 --> 01:13:26,420
So now it is I think Dookie again.

2034
01:13:26,420 --> 01:13:28,420
All these guys are dead.

2035
01:13:28,420 --> 01:13:30,420
Yep Dookie Boy.

2036
01:13:30,420 --> 01:13:35,420
So Spies did I think he was in.

2037
01:13:35,420 --> 01:13:38,420
Yes Brain Smash correct.

2038
01:13:38,420 --> 01:13:41,420
Yes Brain Smash.

2039
01:13:41,420 --> 01:13:43,420
Also up to the captain.

2040
01:13:43,420 --> 01:13:46,420
Do I have enough movement to move from where I'm at?

2041
01:13:46,420 --> 01:13:47,420
Yes.

2042
01:13:47,420 --> 01:13:52,420
Can I say as I was on the way over there I pulled out my Dark Bracelet?

2043
01:13:52,420 --> 01:13:59,420
Yeah actually that's a role in D&D actually apparently if you equip the weapon and intend

2044
01:13:59,420 --> 01:14:01,420
to attack with it it's all considered one action.

2045
01:14:01,420 --> 01:14:06,420
So it's like the action is changing it and swiping it.

2046
01:14:06,420 --> 01:14:07,420
Like drawing it.

2047
01:14:07,420 --> 01:14:08,420
Yes.

2048
01:14:08,420 --> 01:14:09,420
Okay cool.

2049
01:14:09,420 --> 01:14:10,420
I guess that's a role I didn't really know about.

2050
01:14:10,420 --> 01:14:14,420
Helpful because it's kind of annoying to have to use a whole action to switch your weapons.

2051
01:14:14,420 --> 01:14:15,420
Alright.

2052
01:14:15,420 --> 01:14:17,420
Yeah I'm going to swing that.

2053
01:14:17,420 --> 01:14:19,420
I'm guessing I'm behind him.

2054
01:14:19,420 --> 01:14:23,420
Yeah you kind of run up on the right side of him because he's standing forwardish fighting

2055
01:14:23,420 --> 01:14:24,420
with his Muppet.

2056
01:14:24,420 --> 01:14:25,420
Okay.

2057
01:14:25,420 --> 01:14:31,420
I'm just going to go for the all lop the head off like get up under the chin just take it.

2058
01:14:31,420 --> 01:14:32,420
Alright.

2059
01:14:32,420 --> 01:14:33,420
Go ahead.

2060
01:14:33,420 --> 01:14:35,420
Is it 16 plus 8 hit?

2061
01:14:35,420 --> 01:14:36,420
Yes.

2062
01:14:36,420 --> 01:14:37,420
Okay.

2063
01:14:37,420 --> 01:14:38,420
Definitely.

2064
01:14:38,420 --> 01:14:41,420
So it's 4 D6 plus 6.

2065
01:14:41,420 --> 01:14:54,420
1, 2, 3, 2, 5, 4, so 9 or 8 then 6, 14.

2066
01:14:54,420 --> 01:14:56,420
14 total damage?

2067
01:14:56,420 --> 01:14:57,420
Yeah.

2068
01:14:57,420 --> 01:14:58,420
Okay.

2069
01:14:58,420 --> 01:15:01,420
That hurts bad but he's still standing.

2070
01:15:01,420 --> 01:15:02,420
Alright.

2071
01:15:02,420 --> 01:15:04,420
It should have been higher.

2072
01:15:04,420 --> 01:15:06,420
What do I take?

2073
01:15:06,420 --> 01:15:08,420
What was it D12?

2074
01:15:08,420 --> 01:15:09,420
I don't know what it was.

2075
01:15:09,420 --> 01:15:10,420
I think it was 12 or 8.

2076
01:15:10,420 --> 01:15:12,420
Because of the amount of damage it does.

2077
01:15:12,420 --> 01:15:13,420
6.

2078
01:15:13,420 --> 01:15:16,420
6 damage to yourself as the blood seeps from the captain.

2079
01:15:16,420 --> 01:15:17,420
Boom.

2080
01:15:17,420 --> 01:15:31,200
Forza

2081
01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:39,220
13 plus 3.

2082
01:15:39,220 --> 01:15:43,220
You got me.

2083
01:15:43,220 --> 01:15:44,220
Nice.

2084
01:15:44,220 --> 01:15:45,220
Alright.

2085
01:15:45,220 --> 01:15:48,220
Alright so now I'm going to hit with my spiritual weapon.

2086
01:15:48,220 --> 01:15:49,220
Oh shit.

2087
01:15:49,220 --> 01:15:50,220
Fuck that.

2088
01:15:50,220 --> 01:15:51,220
Fuck.

2089
01:15:51,220 --> 01:15:52,220
Shit.

2090
01:15:52,220 --> 01:15:55,220
Alright 13 plus 6.

2091
01:15:55,220 --> 01:15:56,220
Yeah.

2092
01:15:56,220 --> 01:15:57,220
19.

2093
01:15:57,220 --> 01:15:58,220
Alright.

2094
01:15:58,220 --> 01:16:03,220
It's a 2 plus 4, 7 damage.

2095
01:16:03,220 --> 01:16:10,220
What kind of spiritual weapon did you spawn this time when you called it up?

2096
01:16:10,220 --> 01:16:13,220
This is a shield.

2097
01:16:13,220 --> 01:16:14,220
The shield?

2098
01:16:14,220 --> 01:16:15,220
Is this the garbage can shield?

2099
01:16:15,220 --> 01:16:16,220
Yeah this is my shield.

2100
01:16:16,220 --> 01:16:20,220
So yeah the spiritual weapon kind of does like a loop around him and you just see that

2101
01:16:20,220 --> 01:16:22,220
thing come down and just fucking bash his face in.

2102
01:16:22,220 --> 01:16:26,220
Just like bashing him down and down and down until he's just a pulp.

2103
01:16:26,220 --> 01:16:30,220
And then he comes up and it's almost like you can see happiness in this shield as the

2104
01:16:30,220 --> 01:16:34,220
captain's body drops in lifelessly.

2105
01:16:34,220 --> 01:16:42,220
And you hear the captain of your ship, Captain Craig, he goes, that was fucked.

2106
01:16:42,220 --> 01:16:52,220
This episode of Dummies with Dice features Kelly Lee as Miss Muffin, Nate Chambers as

2107
01:16:52,220 --> 01:16:58,220
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2108
01:16:58,220 --> 01:16:59,220
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2109
01:16:59,220 --> 01:17:02,220
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2110
01:17:02,220 --> 01:17:07,220
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2112
01:17:08,220 --> 01:17:13,220
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