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Welcome to Dummies with Dice, a Dungeons & Dragons actual play podcast that follows four not

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so average dummies of our world that get caught up in a magical storm and are transported

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to the world of Dungeons & Dragons where they must survive and try to find a way back home.

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Fuck yeah dude, I did it without reading it.

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Eat my butt.

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Eat my butt.

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Go ahead.

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Hey guys, it's Ryan, R1.

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I'm playing as Archie Ortiz, the 76 year old MMA gym owner.

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He's also the monk of the group.

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Fun fact about Archie, he hates the WWE.

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What?

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That's all I have to say.

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Nate here.

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My character is Duke Crystal.

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He's a 32 year old drug addicted level 4 barbarian of the group.

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Fun fact about Duke, he likes Pepsi.

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He likes Pepsi.

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Hi I'm Kelli Lee and I play Miss Muffin.

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She's a crazy cat lady rogue.

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20th fun fact yo, Miss Muffin's in love with Steven Tyler.

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Ew he's so ugly.

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Dude looks like a lady.

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Dude looks like a lady.

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Wait we're gonna get soon.

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Go ahead.

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Hey everybody, Ryan Tucker here R2.

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Here I play as Flea Stick sock jelly I’m the hobo trash master cleric of the god rumpke.

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I am the MacGyver of all things trash and garbage.

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Fun fact, Flea Stick's favorite condom brand is Hefty.

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Oh god.

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I don't think that can contain that sucker.

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That's why his socks full of jelly.

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My name is Trisston Hayes and I am the Dummy Master.

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My fun fact is that the Snickers was not always called the Snickers.

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It was originally named the Marathon.

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Yeah it was called the Marathon.

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I guess they changed it and named after the Mars candy company.

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Have you ever heard of the Marathon bar?

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Yeah.

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It used to be sold as like in the UK I guess when it was first around.

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That's pretty cool.

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Marathon gas station suit.

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Yeah so Marathon's like yeah.

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So yeah where we left off you guys had figured out who Prisoner 13 was and you had did some

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snooping and some talking and got caught a little bit.

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And then where we left off before it ended was a guard coming to Archie and telling him

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that they need to stop asking questions about Prisoner 13 and that he was sent there by

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her or she's going to.

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Hamburglar.

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Oh yeah sorry Hamburglar not Archie.

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Incognito.

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And that she will literally make this dude's head explode if he did not tell you to stop.

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So the night has kind of come to an end and everyone has kind of gone to bed and laid

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down for your first night of guard dutying and breaking into this prison.

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So what would you guys like to do as like night falls and guards are sleeping.

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There's a few taking their shifts.

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Actually I need to roll something.

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Okay.

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So yeah there's some guards taking their shifts.

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So what would you guys like to do?

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Anything special or would you like to just sleep through the night?

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Do they already know?

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Yeah if you came back and told them about what happened and you guys kind of collected

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up through the day and figured out finished out the night and it's now nightfall of your

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first night.

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Well I think I might do a little bumpy bump on my.

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My speed bag here.

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Gonna pop out the booge pouch.

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Okay.

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So I'm gonna roll something neat.

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I'm not doing much now.

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Okay I know I was just rolling something.

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So yeah you can do that if you would like to take a bubski.

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Are you trying to like stay up all night long?

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Or like what are you doing here?

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Yeah just give me another like you know eight to twelve.

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My name is Jeff.

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Okay yeah you can do that.

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And yeah I'll then begin cleaning everyone's armor and weapons that they've hung next to

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their bunks while they're sleeping.

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Okay give me a dexterity sleight of hand Jeff.

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Alright an eight.

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An eight.

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So yeah you're cleaning really fast.

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Like really really really really really fast and you're doing a really good job.

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It all looks really good and it's awesome.

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So you're doing all of that and you're cleaning everybody's stuff through the night.

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Wait did you just say I think?

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Yeah.

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I'm doing a good job?

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Yeah you think you're doing a pretty good job.

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Methods do a good job.

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They really hate.

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So yeah you clean up some stuff.

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Yeah is there anything else you'd like to do through the night?

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Seriously.

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You're cleaning us up.

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More cleaning.

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Yeah so you just clean through the whole night.

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Everybody's sleeping and they're just here like shuffling and ruffling around.

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So anything you guys want to do anything else?

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I'm assuming anything you guys are just going to sleep through the night while Duke.

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Or sorry while.

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What the fuck is your name?

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My name is Jeff.

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My name is Jeff yeah my name is Jeff.

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Clean through the night.

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Yes.

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Anything else?

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You can't sleep through the night if you don't want to do anything else.

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We can just progress through to day two.

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Yeah I don't want to raise suspicion.

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Kelly would you like to do anything?

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Am I in the same sleeping quarters as them?

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No you are not in the barracks with them.

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Am I in a room with anybody?

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Yeah you're in a room with just like all the cooks and stuff.

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I'm going to lay there and look like I'm lavishly sleeping but in reality I'm actually listening

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in on their conversations.

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Listening in on their conversations?

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Yeah.

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Okay give me a performance check.

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Yeah I don't think we've ever done a performance check for you really.

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Trash.

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Three plus five.

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Eight.

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Three plus five eight.

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Okay so yeah you're trying to pretend that you're sleeping and you're laying there and

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you're like you're doing a really good job.

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You're doing a really good job and then you're asleep.

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You did not do a good job pretending.

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You actually fell asleep and didn't hear anything.

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So yeah that happens.

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Expert at pretending to be asleep.

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Yeah so the night falls and it progresses through the night.

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Morning comes and the guards are you guys are sleeping in your beds and Dukes what are

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you doing Dukes I'm sure you didn't sleep through the night.

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No.

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Yeah so you just.

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Was everything in the entire barracks clean?

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You guys kind of wake up and you look at your weapons and stuff they look like they were

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rubbed down but not exactly clean.

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It's like they were like rubbed but not like there was no like lube like oils or like anything

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like put on them.

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It's just like.

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Smear marks.

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Yeah just like rub marks all over it.

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So yeah it looks like someone attempted to clean everything.

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Alright decent enough just a second night of rubbing and it will probably keep cleaning.

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If rubbing at once doesn't work rub it again.

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It's called a dry polish.

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Yeah so.

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I don't say anything.

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They wouldn't understand it even if I did.

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I think they know.

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So Yula Dark Area walks in and she goes she goes OK first guards you're up for your shift.

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Get out get around and then she looks to you guys and like she sees your eyes.

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My name is Jeff and she goes my name is Jeff.

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Did you sleep all right.

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My name is Jeff.

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She goes there was she goes there was more because there was more emotion in that one.

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My name is Jeff.

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I'm keeping my eye on you.

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I'm keeping my eye on you and then kind of looks the rest of you and she goes so we're going to get the first shift going in a couple hours.

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You guys will take over.

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So get your stuff ready get your gear together and get ready for your shifts coming up.

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And she kind of walks out and salutes at you all.

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My name is Jeff.

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All right is there anything you want to prepare with your gear while you're getting ready.

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Anything special you want to do to prepare for the day.

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Anything secret or anything especially you got.

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OK.

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All right.

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Sally Sous Chef Sue.

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You're waking in your chassis.

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Sally Sally.

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Yes.

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Sassy Sous Chef Sue.

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You awake and chef time to lane standing over you and he's he goes come on Sous Chef Sue.

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We got cooking breakfast to do.

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You were good at eggs.

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Let's do that again.

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And then he pulls you up.

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He goes that's the spirit and kind of pulls you up out of the bed and gets you ready and you guys can start cooking breakfast.

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Anything special you're going to do with this breakfast cooking.

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Anything you want to do you just cook your eggs up and get them ready.

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I'm just going to do it again.

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Normal so I can please him.

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OK.

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I'm going to check sliding in hot to spit on the eggs.

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And then tend.

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OK.

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So you crack these up and kind of little man but you start spilling some of the eggs and stuff.

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He goes Sous Chef.

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You are not doing as good as first day second day jitters and then kind of like you continue cooking and you kind of continue making your eggs and scramble them all up and start to get ready to produce breakfast.

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So as the early early shift finishes you guys are able to take your turn.

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You three guards as your shift to start walking around.

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So to taking your patrol and what would you like to do on your patrols.

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I would like to map all the cameras out.

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Map any surveillance spots.

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OK.

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Give me a perception check.

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Smart.

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Smart indeed.

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That's very more of you.

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18 plus 18 plus.

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OK.

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Yeah.

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You are able to kind of effectively mark where all of the cameras are and I'm going to mark where they are at right quick.

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Not necessarily cameras but fantasy fantasy version cameras.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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There's little goblins in all the corners and just go hey hey.

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There's a guy over here.

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Yeah.

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The filipin.

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He said that guy is clear.

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So on the map here I'll put where they've got cameras.

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I pictured a whole chain.

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A whole chain of goblins.

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Kind of watching this.

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They just like yell at each other.

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Guy over here.

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OK.

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You would assume.

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Yeah.

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That there is the surveillance room in the center where you kind of go through to get into the cells is where you.

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Which flee stock now knows where it is.

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Yes.

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He knows where all the cameras are because that was a very good role.

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So you do know where all the surveillance goblins are in all the corners.

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And.

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Please take.

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Please take.

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It's stuck in there.

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I don't even know your name now.

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I just combined it.

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That's what they call it.

258
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The Zohan.

259
00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:24,320
The Zohan.

260
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:25,320
The Zohan.

261
00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:26,320
Yeah.

262
00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:29,320
You are able to map out all of the surveillance goblins in the area.

263
00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:30,320
Flee stick stock.

264
00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:31,320
You know.

265
00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:32,320
Flee stick stock.

266
00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:33,320
No.

267
00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:34,320
Flee stick stock.

268
00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,320
And his company is called Flee Stock.

269
00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:36,320
Flee stock.

270
00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,320
OK.

271
00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,320
So.

272
00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:40,320
He was just talking about how his flee stock was going.

273
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,320
Yeah.

274
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,320
His flee stock was gone.

275
00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:43,320
Yeah.

276
00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:44,320
It's up today.

277
00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:45,320
So.

278
00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:46,320
Yeah.

279
00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:47,320
It's up today.

280
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:48,320
It's up today.

281
00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:49,320
So.

282
00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:50,320
It's up today.

283
00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:52,320
So you are able to take stock of all the surveillance goblins.

284
00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:54,320
I got them marked on the map for you.

285
00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:58,320
And the center you kind of know where the surveillance control room is based off your

286
00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:00,320
role and following all the surveillance things.

287
00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:03,320
So you got a good idea of what that is and where to go inside there.

288
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:04,320
Very nice.

289
00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:06,320
So that was a good use of your patrolman turn.

290
00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:09,320
Anyone else want to do anything?

291
00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,320
During my patrol.

292
00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:16,320
As I go by the hospital room I'll stop in.

293
00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:17,320
Hospital room.

294
00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:18,320
Yes.

295
00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:19,320
OK.

296
00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:20,320
Yeah.

297
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:21,320
You got to just kind of peep in there and talk and see what's up or.

298
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:26,320
I'm going to go in and obviously I'm going to say my name is Jeff.

299
00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:27,320
Yeah.

300
00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:28,320
Of course.

301
00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:34,320
But I'm going to like motion sleeping and then move my head left and right like now.

302
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:35,320
You know.

303
00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:36,320
OK.

304
00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:37,320
Yeah.

305
00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:38,320
So let me see.

306
00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,320
Let me roll something.

307
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,320
How would you do this performance.

308
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:46,320
Give me a performance to see if you can do that.

309
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:49,320
Crip fam.

310
00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:51,320
Crip fam.

311
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:52,320
Yes.

312
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,320
OK.

313
00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:55,320
So she goes oh you're having trouble sleeping.

314
00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:58,320
She goes here here here here and like pulls you over and like instantly before you even

315
00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:00,320
know it like the rapid movements of this nurse.

316
00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:04,320
She just like put some pills in your mouth and like props them back and just like gulp

317
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,320
like swallow down some of these pills.

318
00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:07,320
Oh no.

319
00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:09,320
She goes that'll help you sleep honey.

320
00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:13,320
But then as she's doing this you do see that she kind of helps to a medical cabinet on

321
00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:15,320
the wall and puts the pills back in there.

322
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:19,320
So you do see a medical cabinet on the wall inside there.

323
00:15:19,320 --> 00:15:23,320
And then as you're kind of dozing off you just see a dozen of these little beds in this

324
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,320
room.

325
00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:27,320
That's all there really is in this room is dozen beds and then you see this medical wall

326
00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:28,320
and a nurse.

327
00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:32,320
So as you doze off make me a constitution saving throw actually see if you can kind

328
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:35,320
of withstand the sleeping pills is a full fucking action.

329
00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:38,320
How long do I have for the dissolve take effect.

330
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:42,320
I'd say you got a very short time based off a crit fail not being able to block them or

331
00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:43,320
anything.

332
00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:46,320
So I have time to get to the lavatories.

333
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:50,320
Yeah I'd say so you probably got about an hour depending on your con save.

334
00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:51,320
Give me con save.

335
00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:54,320
Give me con save and we'll see.

336
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,320
Nine.

337
00:15:55,320 --> 00:16:00,320
You got about an hour maybe.

338
00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:05,320
Okay well I go straight to the bathroom or lavatories.

339
00:16:05,320 --> 00:16:06,320
Yeah sure.

340
00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:07,320
What do you call it?

341
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:08,320
Toiletries.

342
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:09,320
And gag proof.

343
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:10,320
Gag proof.

344
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:11,320
Silly throw up.

345
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:12,320
Try and throw up.

346
00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:16,320
Okay what would that be if con save that you want to fail again.

347
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:21,320
No I think it'd be I'd have to have the constitution to make myself throw up.

348
00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:26,320
Okay sure make me a con jack of some sort.

349
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:27,320
18.

350
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,320
Sure.

351
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:34,320
Yeah you have control over your body that you're able to make yourself throw up.

352
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:35,320
Yeah and you throw up.

353
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:36,320
And now there's a pile.

354
00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:40,320
Did you throw this up in like an outhouse toilet hole into the ground that goes off the

355
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,320
cliff or on the ground.

356
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:46,320
If it was too deep of a hole I don't really want to have to climb in the fucking thing.

357
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:49,320
No I would have done it out back behind it maybe for some privacy.

358
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:51,320
Alright throw up on the ground.

359
00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,320
Now what would you like to do.

360
00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:54,320
Find the pills.

361
00:16:54,320 --> 00:16:55,320
I figured.

362
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,320
Okay give me an investigation.

363
00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:00,320
It says you rummage through your own vomit.

364
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:08,320
I was hoping that they would be pretty like identifiable but maybe not.

365
00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:09,320
Yeah.

366
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,320
What was I rolling for?

367
00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,320
Investigation.

368
00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:13,320
Investigation.

369
00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:14,320
Three.

370
00:17:14,320 --> 00:17:15,320
Three.

371
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:20,320
Okay yeah you get the pills out but they are so gross and like caked with like vomit all

372
00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,320
around them but you got them.

373
00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:23,320
So.

374
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:24,320
I spit on them and clean them.

375
00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:26,320
Spit on them and clean them okay.

376
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:29,320
You wipe them off and they still smell like vomit.

377
00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:30,320
That's fine.

378
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:36,320
Okay good you got some sleeping pills that smell like absolute rancid vomit just like

379
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:39,320
emanating from it and you shove them in your pocket.

380
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:41,320
I can just take them out of the cabinet.

381
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:44,320
Just put it in a food with garlic.

382
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:45,320
No.

383
00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:46,320
Okay.

384
00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,320
Like Mastators.

385
00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,320
Effective.

386
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:50,320
It was not effective and then it was effective turn.

387
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,320
Okay.

388
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,320
Marching.

389
00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,320
Is there anything you would like to do this round.

390
00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:55,320
Chaos.

391
00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:56,320
Chaos.

392
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:59,320
Just for some pills.

393
00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:02,320
Man I don't know.

394
00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:03,320
Let's see.

395
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:07,320
I guess since I made these surveillance goblins now you could technically just kill the goblin.

396
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,320
Yes.

397
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:15,320
So how is it when you say we turn the camera off do we just like turn their brass.

398
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:17,320
That's what it is you make them blind.

399
00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:21,320
Or is it like we just like move a sheet of paper in front of their face that looks like

400
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:22,320
the area they are watching.

401
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,320
It's magic cloth that covers their eyes.

402
00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:26,320
I do have the invisible ink pen.

403
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:29,320
I don't know how that would help.

404
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:33,320
I don't really know what else I need to do.

405
00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:39,320
This muffin I gave you a poison lipstick you can just go make out with all the goblins.

406
00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:44,320
I guess we could say I passed the pills to him.

407
00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,320
And Archie?

408
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:48,320
As we passed by on our patrol.

409
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:54,320
Then both of you or no Archie give me a slide of handshake.

410
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:55,320
See if you can.

411
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:58,320
I imagine we do it in an area where we are not.

412
00:18:58,320 --> 00:18:59,320
Sure.

413
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:00,320
Sure what do you mean.

414
00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:01,320
It depends on all my rolls.

415
00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:02,320
11 plus 6 so 17.

416
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:03,320
11 plus 6 17.

417
00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:04,320
Okay yeah you are effectively able to smack them off.

418
00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:05,320
Hey that's a lot of movement for there.

419
00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:06,320
I've just been like.

420
00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:07,320
Yes you were like handed off perfectly.

421
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,320
And you got them.

422
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:09,320
So.

423
00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:10,320
Alright well then I'm going to go ahead and do the next one.

424
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,320
Okay.

425
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:22,320
I'm going to go down to the kitchen and get some more eggs this morning.

426
00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,320
Get some more eggs.

427
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:26,320
Well she is about to bring them out for breakfast.

428
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:27,320
I've never got to wait until we get back.

429
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:31,320
Yeah as you start walking towards the kitchen you see her walk past you with eggs.

430
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:33,320
And starts walking towards the thing.

431
00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,320
Lips.

432
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:38,320
I'll go with lips.

433
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:39,320
So yeah Miss Muffin.

434
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:41,320
I'm going to go with her.

435
00:19:41,320 --> 00:19:42,320
Sassy Sous Chef Sous.

436
00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:43,320
You are delivering eggs and passing your friends once again.

437
00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:44,320
I told no one that I wanted those.

438
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,320
Yes no one knows.

439
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:46,320
He just yeah you hand them to him.

440
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:51,320
You just smell them like they are emanating off of your pocket when you get a hold of

441
00:19:51,320 --> 00:19:52,320
them aren't you.

442
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,320
Yummy.

443
00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:54,320
But Sassy Sous Chef Sous.

444
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:55,320
You are.

445
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,320
Sassy Sous Chef Sous.

446
00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,320
Sous Chef Sous.

447
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:58,320
Worse just a sire sauce.

448
00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,320
Oh your turn.

449
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:00,320
What do you do as you deliver these eggs.

450
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:01,320
You got to.

451
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:02,320
You got to regularly deliver these eggs.

452
00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:03,320
Regularly.

453
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:04,320
And then you have to.

454
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:17,320
13 and I'm going to give her a look down to see if she is the type of person that likes

455
00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:20,320
to be flattered.

456
00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:21,320
Give me an insight.

457
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,320
She's not.

458
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:27,320
Give me the insight to see if she is the type of person to be flattered.

459
00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:30,320
Prison time made her a little swingish.

460
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:31,320
10.

461
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,320
10.

462
00:20:32,320 --> 00:20:34,320
She's just one spot nice.

463
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:39,320
Yeah you don't really get much from her reading.

464
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:44,320
She's putting off a pretty bland emotional state just kind of staring at the wall behind

465
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,320
her.

466
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:48,320
She doesn't even notice me giving her her eggs today.

467
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,320
No she doesn't.

468
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:50,320
She doesn't even acknowledge.

469
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:52,320
She doesn't even care about what happened yesterday.

470
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,320
What happened yesterday.

471
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,320
Yes.

472
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:56,320
What happened yesterday.

473
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,320
I don't remember.

474
00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,320
She asked her what if she was 13.

475
00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:02,320
She was like you mean my cell number.

476
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:07,320
Oh yeah yeah yeah cell number and then this is my age and yeah okay not my age.

477
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:08,320
Calls her bitch.

478
00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:11,320
Yeah yeah she doesn't say anything.

479
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:12,320
She doesn't acknowledge you.

480
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:19,320
Alright I slide her eggs into her cell there and I'm just like hey girl I love you I wish

481
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,320
we could be best friends and I'll run away.

482
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,320
I didn't like your wording though.

483
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:26,320
I slide her eggs into her.

484
00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:27,320
Her cell.

485
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:32,320
So yeah so you say that and as you say that you see this like blue on her arm.

486
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:36,320
It's gonna glow real bright and this guard kind of starts walking towards you and you

487
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:56,320
see his head just kind of explode and pop and like blood flings all around you.

488
00:21:56,320 --> 00:22:00,320
She kind of whispers over her shoulder she said I said to stop fucking talking to me

489
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:03,320
and I know they told you so stop fucking talking to me.

490
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:09,320
And that guard just kind of falls on the ground and then you see you hear surveillance goblins

491
00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:13,320
and all the corners go oh shit oh shit.

492
00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:18,320
Then you see like a bunch of guards come like running up and they come up to you sassy sous

493
00:22:18,320 --> 00:22:23,320
chef sous and they go what did you do what happened what did you do to him.

494
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:26,320
I didn't do that to him.

495
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:27,320
Is that your argument?

496
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,320
Like what do you mean I didn't do that to him.

497
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,320
Real persuasion.

498
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:33,320
I'm just delivering eggs so I don't know.

499
00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:36,320
With advantage because you are delivering eggs.

500
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:41,320
19 plus 5 but with advantage I don't know if I can get a 20 now so it's 19 plus 5.

501
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:46,320
Yeah so you effectively you tell them that and they go well then what happened what happened

502
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:47,320
to him.

503
00:22:47,320 --> 00:22:51,320
I don't know how to explain what happened to him his head just exploded.

504
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:55,320
They kind of all look around and they go like oh his head just exploded.

505
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,320
Yeah.

506
00:22:56,320 --> 00:23:00,320
Oh okay and then they just kind of pick his body up and start dragging him off towards

507
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:03,320
the way and then you see him walk by one of the surveillance goblins he goes it's false

508
00:23:03,320 --> 00:23:07,320
alarm it's false alarm it's 13 and then they kind of walk away and the surveillance goblins

509
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:10,320
all like calm to calm down and they go it's okay.

510
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,320
Just leave me standing here.

511
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,320
Yes and you're still standing there covered in blood.

512
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:17,320
I'm going to go back to my job.

513
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:22,320
Covered in blood still delivering eggs.

514
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:28,320
Okay so yeah that happens but you deliver your eggs through the rest of your shift and

515
00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:30,320
take your stuff back to the kitchen.

516
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:35,320
What would you guys like to do as you guys are kind of in between your shift and you

517
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:38,320
are in between your shift in the kitchen doing dishes and stuff cleaning up for breakfast

518
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:43,320
and myself and yourself.

519
00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:49,320
Yeah so what would you guys like to do.

520
00:23:49,320 --> 00:23:51,320
I sleep tonight.

521
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:57,320
You sleep tonight yeah I should or a nurse lady is going to just fucking force you to

522
00:23:57,320 --> 00:23:58,320
sleep.

523
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:01,320
Did you have her in the neck?

524
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:05,320
Luckily she just fast pills in your mouth.

525
00:24:05,320 --> 00:24:06,320
Fast pill in your mouth.

526
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:09,320
Like I was a puppy.

527
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:15,320
Can I observe everything that happens on shift change?

528
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:19,320
On shift change as like they come in for night or what.

529
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:20,320
I guess yeah.

530
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:25,320
You can take a give me a perception check to see like what's going on as their shift

531
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:29,320
changes and stuff.

532
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:31,320
Six.

533
00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:32,320
Six.

534
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:36,320
You see some guards kind of come in and then when you look up to see what they're doing

535
00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:39,320
they're already outside moving on.

536
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:44,320
So Duke is going to sleep.

537
00:24:44,320 --> 00:24:47,320
My name is Jeff.

538
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,320
My name is Jeff.

539
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,320
Archie you want to do anything?

540
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:53,320
I mean fuck hamburger going.

541
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:57,320
You think tonight he's going to wait it out and then probably wait it out.

542
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:58,320
Wait it out.

543
00:24:58,320 --> 00:24:59,320
Okay so yeah our night progresses.

544
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:01,320
Nothing really of importance happens.

545
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:02,320
Guards keep moving through.

546
00:25:02,320 --> 00:25:03,320
Suspicions are high.

547
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:04,320
Intense is.

548
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:09,320
You know everybody's on high alert doing you know what they can especially people's heads

549
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:13,320
exploding in front of people.

550
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:17,320
But the night progresses through and morning comes and the same routine happens again as

551
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:20,320
if it's just a normal routine of each day.

552
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:24,320
She comes in and tells you guys good morning, get checks your stuff and then tells you all

553
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:26,320
to get ready for your shifts and stuff.

554
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:30,320
So they send out the early morning shift and you guys are getting your gear together to

555
00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:37,320
prepare for the next shift which I know you have your sleeping pills so who's how's this

556
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:38,320
plan working?

557
00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:44,320
Probably going to wait until we get back and then go down to the kitchen get some breakfast

558
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:45,320
and slip them to.

559
00:25:45,320 --> 00:25:46,320
Yeah after they're done.

560
00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:47,320
The sous chef.

561
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:54,320
Okay so Ham Berkler is taking the pills with him and you guys kind of get your stuff together.

562
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:58,320
Kelly you are doing your normal routine of the morning.

563
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:03,320
Sassy sous chef sous making your eggs and stuff so give me your another dexterity check.

564
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:06,320
Slide a hand.

565
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:08,320
Twelve.

566
00:26:08,320 --> 00:26:10,320
Twelve.

567
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,320
Twelve.

568
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:18,320
Okay these eggs are still pretty good and your chef tidy is pretty impressed so you're

569
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:19,320
good and go.

570
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:22,320
It's becoming a normal routine flow of the day.

571
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:25,320
So yeah you guys are getting prepared for your shift and you start to head out as the

572
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:26,320
shift changes.

573
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:30,320
Would you like to make another perception check to see how the shift changes when these

574
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,320
guards come back in to take over?

575
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:33,320
Yeah.

576
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:34,320
When you take over for them?

577
00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:36,320
Go for it.

578
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:37,320
Ten.

579
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:38,320
Ten?

580
00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:39,320
Yeah.

581
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:43,320
Yeah you kind of notice them most of them kind of tiredly just kind of rush in and kind

582
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:47,320
of throw their stuff down not really caringly just kind of lay their equipment down and

583
00:26:47,320 --> 00:26:50,320
just kind of lay down and go to bed but that's all you really see.

584
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:53,320
And yeah you guys make your way through your patrol.

585
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:54,320
Are you going to patrol as normal?

586
00:26:54,320 --> 00:26:57,320
Is there anything special you'd like to do?

587
00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:02,320
We're just doing like a past time till it's time to get to your actual plan or you want

588
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:05,320
to do anything special?

589
00:27:05,320 --> 00:27:06,320
Hmm.

590
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:07,320
For extra preparation.

591
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,320
Because you know the time is coming.

592
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,320
This is your second day here and you have five days.

593
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:13,320
We got to try to figure out how.

594
00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:14,320
Three days left.

595
00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:17,320
Wait we don't actually plan to take her to the hospital do we?

596
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,320
We're just going straight for the elevator?

597
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:21,320
Um I don't know.

598
00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:26,320
I think you're planning to take her to the hospital and then kind of break out of the

599
00:27:26,320 --> 00:27:27,320
hospital.

600
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,320
How is your plan to get her to the hospital?

601
00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:30,320
From?

602
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:31,320
To get her out or sell her or take her to the hospital.

603
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:32,320
Yeah.

604
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:33,320
I got your question.

605
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:34,320
It's up to you guys how you do that.

606
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:37,320
This vault you're talking about do we need a key or a special info to get into?

607
00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:39,320
That's not the armory right?

608
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:40,320
No that's not here.

609
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:41,320
Okay.

610
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:44,320
This is a whole different section that they just need her to get to this vault.

611
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:47,320
So she hid everything from them in this vault.

612
00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:54,320
You're saying during my patrol I could possibly open the armory door and take a little look

613
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:55,320
see what's inside.

614
00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:57,320
You could try yeah.

615
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:01,320
You do have your thing your ability to unlock doors and such but there's always a case

616
00:28:01,320 --> 00:28:04,320
of if there's guards and such too.

617
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:10,320
So that all is depending and I will be rolling for that stuff.

618
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:13,320
I'm sure there's a camera dude watching too.

619
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:19,320
I marked all the surveillance and green marks on the map are surveillance goblins.

620
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:26,320
Is there one in the kitchen?

621
00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:30,320
There is not but there is one watching the entrance to the kitchen.

622
00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:32,320
How far in does it go?

623
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:36,320
It holds like a it's a goblin hanging from the ceiling so he just kind of is in that

624
00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:39,320
360 of that hallway watching the doorway and.

625
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:41,320
So he can't see me in my little cooking area.

626
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:44,320
No he cannot.

627
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:47,320
So there really isn't any surveillance near.

628
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:51,320
There is very good vault that's no near her cell.

629
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:57,320
Well it's watching that whole left and right side of the cells.

630
00:28:57,320 --> 00:29:01,320
Yeah.

631
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:02,320
Indeed.

632
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:06,320
So as you guys kind of are patrolling around and making your way.

633
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:09,320
Was there something what were you guys wanting to do with when you want to do something?

634
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,320
I forgot because we.

635
00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:14,320
I was curious about the vault but.

636
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,320
We wouldn't be doing that.

637
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,320
Yeah.

638
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:20,320
Well you guys can just pass through.

639
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:28,320
Let the patrol happen and then wait for when Ann Berkler wants to give the slip to.

640
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,320
Sassy Sous Chef Soup.

641
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,320
Sassy Sous Chef Soup.

642
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:34,320
Is that what you like to do?

643
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:35,320
Yeah.

644
00:29:35,320 --> 00:29:36,320
Okay.

645
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:37,320
So yeah your patrol is normal.

646
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:42,320
And yeah you shift change and you do your breakfast routine and pass out your eggs.

647
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:43,320
Anything special you like to do?

648
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,320
You like to just get her going?

649
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:49,320
I'm going to walk past her cell, pass her her eggs and keep on walking.

650
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:50,320
Keep on walking?

651
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:51,320
Yeah.

652
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:57,320
As you walk by you don't see any movement or any shift change from her.

653
00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:02,320
So yeah you go through and you pass out your eggs and.

654
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:04,320
Roll something.

655
00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:05,320
Okay.

656
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:08,320
So as you're walking a guard walks up to you and he goes.

657
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:09,320
He goes hey.

658
00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:12,320
He goes you're new here aren't you?

659
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:14,320
A ya.

660
00:30:14,320 --> 00:30:16,320
A ya?

661
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:21,320
He goes so how did you get this job?

662
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,320
I was given it.

663
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:24,320
You were given it?

664
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:25,320
That's just weird.

665
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:26,320
It's just weird.

666
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:29,320
Most of us are specially selected to get these jobs for the Lord's Alliance.

667
00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:30,320
He goes I just.

668
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:31,320
You don't look like you're from around here.

669
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:34,320
So he's like I'm just wondering how you got this job.

670
00:30:34,320 --> 00:30:38,320
So I can't be specially selected because I don't look different than you?

671
00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:40,320
That's weird.

672
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:41,320
Yeah.

673
00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,320
He goes that is weird.

674
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:43,320
It is very weird.

675
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:46,320
Make me a deception check Kelly.

676
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:49,320
I guess that's already set.

677
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:53,320
Deception.

678
00:30:53,320 --> 00:30:55,320
18 plus 5.

679
00:30:55,320 --> 00:31:00,320
Yeah so yeah you successfully deceive your way through this conversation.

680
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:06,320
And progress your way through delivering your eggs and moving on back to the kitchen to do your dishes and clean up.

681
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:07,320
Yeah.

682
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:09,320
Yeah.

683
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:12,320
So yeah the shift change in between moments.

684
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:19,320
So phase in between shift change phase spy network.

685
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:20,320
Go ahead.

686
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:22,320
What are you guys going to do?

687
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:25,320
I'm hungry so I'm going to go out in the kitchen and get some breakfast.

688
00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:27,320
I'm awfully hungry.

689
00:31:27,320 --> 00:31:36,320
Okay. Make your way to the kitchen and give me a dexterity check.

690
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:40,320
Acrobatics if you want.

691
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:42,320
What is that?

692
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:43,320
A natural one.

693
00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,320
Yeah.

694
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:45,320
Plus 4 is 5.

695
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,320
Plus 4 is 5.

696
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,320
Okay so that one plus 4.

697
00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:55,320
So yeah you are kind of just making your way down this hall as kind of shifts are kind of moving through and stuff.

698
00:31:55,320 --> 00:32:01,320
But you don't make it quite fast enough to the entrance of the kitchen and a bunch of guards kind of walk around the corner.

699
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:04,320
And they go whoa whoa whoa whoa what are you doing there?

700
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:05,320
What are you doing?

701
00:32:05,320 --> 00:32:07,320
Why are you heading this way?

702
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:09,320
I'm going to get some food.

703
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:10,320
Did you mark the sign out sheet?

704
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:12,320
Yep.

705
00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:15,320
He goes alright well we'll check that out when we get back there.

706
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:17,320
But you better make sure you mark that sign out sheet.

707
00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,320
Because that's just serious around here buddy.

708
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:22,320
And like all the guards around him are like ha ha ha ha ha.

709
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:23,320
I like laughing to each other.

710
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:28,320
He goes but you know we'll keep our eye on you and watch your back.

711
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:32,320
And then they all kind of just walk past you and like shoulder shrug you and keep walking.

712
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,320
But yeah you can make your way to the kitchen if you like.

713
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:35,320
Do you cheers?

714
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,320
Do you cheers?

715
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:44,320
Yeah and you enter the kitchen and you see a sup sexy sous chef sous.

716
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,320
Sup.

717
00:32:46,320 --> 00:32:48,320
So what would you like to do?

718
00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:51,320
I'd like some breakfast Marv.

719
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,320
You want to make him some eggs?

720
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:55,320
I'm going to whip him up some 13 eggs.

721
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:56,320
That's what he likes.

722
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,320
Oh god Jesus.

723
00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:00,320
That's a lot of eggs for a man.

724
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,320
About 13 eggs.

725
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,320
You going to give her the pills?

726
00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:10,320
And as soon as she does all that and is going to hand it to me I'm going to look around.

727
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:11,320
Make sure there's nobody there.

728
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:12,320
Slide a hand.

729
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:13,320
And try to yeah.

730
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:17,320
Alright give me a slide a hand check.

731
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:18,320
19 plus 8.

732
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:19,320
Wow.

733
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,320
12.

734
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:21,320
That's a lot of darkasses.

735
00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:26,320
Okay so yeah you go to hand it to him and you start to drop it and she reaches her hand

736
00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:29,320
out and grabs it real quick and sees what you're doing and kind of slips it down into

737
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:32,320
your pocket and you got the sleeping pills.

738
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:34,320
And hand him his eggs.

739
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,320
You walk on.

740
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:37,320
Luckily nobody was watching you this time.

741
00:33:37,320 --> 00:33:39,320
Yeah so you've got your deals.

742
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:43,320
You've got your stuff situated and you're heading back for the night to fall and continue

743
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:44,320
on through the night.

744
00:33:44,320 --> 00:33:49,320
What do you guys want to do as night starts to peek around the corner?

745
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:50,320
What day is it now?

746
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,320
Like third day?

747
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:57,320
This is the end of day two I believe.

748
00:33:57,320 --> 00:33:59,320
Yes.

749
00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:01,320
So this next day will be three.

750
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:02,320
Normal sleep night.

751
00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:05,320
Okay you sleep through the night peacefully.

752
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:08,320
What morning shift?

753
00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,320
Normal routine.

754
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:12,320
She comes in good morning.

755
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,320
They're doing like that SpongeBob montage.

756
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:19,320
So good enough Gary's way.

757
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:23,320
Yeah you guys kind of do your things, get your gear ready and you're ready for your shift.

758
00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:25,320
What would you guys like to do as you progress through your shift?

759
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:29,320
Anything special this time around or do you have to wait because you don't have any pills?

760
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:32,320
You got to wait on the eggs.

761
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:37,320
Okay so you guys progress through your thing.

762
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:38,320
You roll something.

763
00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,320
Okay.

764
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:40,320
Nothing happens to you guys.

765
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:41,320
You're okay.

766
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:45,320
And you kind of go back through your patrol and make your way through.

767
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:52,320
And we go to Sassy Sue Chef Sue as you're making your eggs with Chef Tiny Tulane over your shoulder kind of watching you make your eggs.

768
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,320
So how would you like to do this?

769
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,320
So he's always just standing.

770
00:34:56,320 --> 00:35:00,320
He's just kind of standing over like watching you like make your eggs and kind of looking around helping doing stuff.

771
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:06,320
But yes he's not like I mean he's not standing over your shoulder like looking straight down at your food.

772
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:17,320
I'm going to wait until he's distracted and he's not looking and the plate 413 I'm going to pop the pills open and put the powder in the pills.

773
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:22,320
Okay give me a stealth check and a sleight of hand check.

774
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,320
We're going to do a double check.

775
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,320
Give you a stealth check?

776
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:29,320
Yes and a sleight of hand check.

777
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:31,320
We're fucked.

778
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:33,320
With advantage?

779
00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:35,320
Stealth check with advantage?

780
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:39,320
You know what yeah sure because you are very stealthy and there's no one expecting you to do anything sneaky.

781
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:41,320
17 plus 6 stealth.

782
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,320
What was the other one?

783
00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,320
Sight of hand.

784
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:49,320
4 plus 8.

785
00:35:49,320 --> 00:35:51,320
So 12.

786
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:53,320
To sprinkle the stuff on it?

787
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:59,320
Okay so yeah you sprinkle it on there and kind of mix it up but it's definitely grainy.

788
00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:01,320
It's grainy looking on it.

789
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:06,320
You definitely sprinkled it across it so yeah are you ready to deliver your eggs?

790
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:08,320
I'll mix it in.

791
00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,320
Mix it in the whole way there?

792
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,320
You should have put it in before you cooked it.

793
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:16,320
You didn't ask me if I wasn't given the opportunity.

794
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:17,320
Sure you can.

795
00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:18,320
That's how you want to prepare it.

796
00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:19,320
Yeah that's how I'll prepare it.

797
00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,320
You crack the eggs and mix them up.

798
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,320
You prepare it how you want.

799
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:25,320
So just exit out what you said and start over.

800
00:36:25,320 --> 00:36:28,320
What happened in time?

801
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,320
We'll still go with it whatever.

802
00:36:30,320 --> 00:36:41,320
So when I crack the, when I pull the capsule apart and put the powder in the eggs I beat it up and then I fry them up, plate it.

803
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:47,320
Okay then well you gave me stealth checks.

804
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:48,320
You did all of it.

805
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:49,320
You did all.

806
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:54,320
So you can take your eggs to them all and to prisoner 13 and deliver.

807
00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,320
The sweet, the goons.

808
00:36:56,320 --> 00:37:02,320
And nonchalantly just like I did the day before walk by and give her her eggs and walk away.

809
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:03,320
Okay.

810
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:05,320
Yeah.

811
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:07,320
You got lucky.

812
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:08,320
You got lucky boss.

813
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:11,320
She doesn't smell anything weird.

814
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:13,320
She eats her eggs as normal.

815
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:16,320
Kind of munches them down and that's her normal thing.

816
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:21,320
Nothing of, nothing of, she doesn't notice anything of significance to the eggs.

817
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:22,320
Good.

818
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:25,320
So yeah you progress through your delivering of the eggs in the morning.

819
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:30,320
And go on through the night and continue on to your all's shift changes and stuff.

820
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:34,320
So what would you like to do as you're in between the night shift change?

821
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:36,320
How long do those pills last?

822
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:39,320
Like they will take about an hour for her to kick in.

823
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:40,320
So.

824
00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:41,320
And then last how long?

825
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:43,320
How long will she stay asleep?

826
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:44,320
Yeah.

827
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:46,320
I guess we'll do a con save.

828
00:37:46,320 --> 00:37:48,320
Probably should have asked the squish 8 to 10.

829
00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:49,320
We gave her two of them.

830
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:55,320
So she will pretty good on her con save but she will stay, she'll stay asleep for at least a good couple hours.

831
00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:56,320
You know what I mean?

832
00:37:56,320 --> 00:38:00,320
Like she'll, you'll be able to get her out of the building without her waking up mid.

833
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:01,320
And make mid get out.

834
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:05,320
So yeah you gave her the food and stuff and it's been a good little bit.

835
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,320
You guys are waiting for her to do her thing.

836
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:10,320
So now what would you like to do?

837
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:13,320
We're going to be off shift when we're trying to get her out.

838
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:14,320
Yes.

839
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:15,320
Yes.

840
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:18,320
Yes you will.

841
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:23,320
I was kind of waiting for her to pick up on that but.

842
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:29,320
Because you didn't just give her the pills and now she's digesting them and you're off shift.

843
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,320
So.

844
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:32,320
There's plenty of ways around it.

845
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,320
I mean you could try anything.

846
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:35,320
You could.

847
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:41,320
I mean if they, other guards get her out and take her to the hospital and see what's going on then we can go over there after they drop her off and try to sneak her out.

848
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,320
Try and sneak through there?

849
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:44,320
You could?

850
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:47,320
You could?

851
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:52,320
This is you conversing inside of your, inside of the barracks waiting.

852
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:57,320
There's also a couple guards kind of hanging out in the room and stuff sleeping waiting for their next shift to come on.

853
00:38:57,320 --> 00:39:05,320
That's one of those surveillance for you and pointing out that she's just like, we're just checking stuff out.

854
00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:06,320
Yeah.

855
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:09,320
They might let that slide since it's in the same like.

856
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:12,320
Not really leaving the barracks by much.

857
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:15,320
You could?

858
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:17,320
Yeah.

859
00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:18,320
Okay.

860
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:25,320
Are you going to go to the surveillance deck, command room thing and just what, point out the camera and say hey bitch, it's asleep.

861
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:33,320
I'm just going to kind of like, I'm not going to immediately go to the security room but I want to kind of like scan and be a little bit like a guard would, you know, just checking out the cameras.

862
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:34,320
Okay.

863
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:35,320
So.

864
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:36,320
Okay.

865
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:40,320
So this is a hexagonal room and it's the base of the prison's central tower.

866
00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:53,320
A spiral staircase rises to the tower's upper levels, several guards watch through the arrow slits observing the cells while one sits at a metal desk and console with a myriad of switches and dials and brass tube with a funnel like flare.

867
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:58,320
So, there are guards kind of looking through arrow slits inside there.

868
00:39:58,320 --> 00:40:07,320
And as you walk into this like surveillance room, you see a couple guards looking through slits of arrows and observing cells along with the surveillance goblins on the outside.

869
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:13,320
And one man sitting at a desk with all kinds of switches and dials and whatnot.

870
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:34,320
I guess I'll walk a loop behind them looking over the switch, you know what I mean?

871
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:35,320
Yeah.

872
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:36,320
As they walk by.

873
00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:37,320
Okay.

874
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:40,320
I just do my waxy move and whatever.

875
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:46,320
I would imagine that she probably didn't have time to like get in bed and get ready for bed.

876
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:47,320
Yeah, let me roll that real quick.

877
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:53,320
I don't know if she passed out like standing or is she like, oh, let me casually get in bed and get a good kiss and.

878
00:40:53,320 --> 00:41:02,320
Based off this deck's thing I just made for her, she's like, when you're looking through the slit and you get to where prisoners, you can see her cell.

879
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:08,320
All you see is her face leaned against the front of like the door to it and like her legs just like a bind.

880
00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:12,320
She's just like full face into the thing based off her desk thing that she made.

881
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:16,320
So yeah, it looks off to say the least.

882
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:24,320
Essentially when I get by the window and I see her like that, I'm going to kind of be like, my name Jeff.

883
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,320
Okay, so yeah, you do that.

884
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,320
And they're like, what?

885
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:29,320
What? My name Jeff?

886
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,320
What is it? You're very respected.

887
00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:31,320
What is it?

888
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:32,320
I point through the slit.

889
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:33,320
Timmy's stuck it well.

890
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,320
Yeah, I point down the slit there, her cell.

891
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:37,320
Yeah.

892
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:38,320
Yeah.

893
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:39,320
Hopefully they'll see it.

894
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:42,320
Yeah, they look and they go, oh, you're pointing at 13.

895
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,320
What? Oh shit, wait a minute.

896
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:46,320
Hey, something is wrong with 13.

897
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:53,320
And like you see like the guards at the area, they kind of all the guards kind of run out of the room and it's just the man sitting at the console and you.

898
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:58,320
And then the guards run out to her cell and you make me perception check.

899
00:41:58,320 --> 00:41:59,320
Okay.

900
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:03,320
With advantage because you're looking over this content behind him.

901
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:06,320
17 on the first one.

902
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:07,320
14.

903
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,320
Okay, so 17.

904
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:16,320
You see him reach up and you know how there's like switches on there's like a couple of switches on the left and then there's like a dial dial dial dial.

905
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:25,320
You see him pull the far left switch and then hit the middle dial and then the cell 13 door like unhinges like the magic on it kind of top turns off.

906
00:42:25,320 --> 00:42:26,320
Okay.

907
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:32,320
So you see that what would you like to do as they start to kind of gather her up you're inside the console room.

908
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,320
Go back to the barracks.

909
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:35,320
Go back to the barracks.

910
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:36,320
Okay.

911
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:37,320
Cool.

912
00:42:37,320 --> 00:42:38,320
Thank God.

913
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:39,320
I really thought you were about to open up every prison cell.

914
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:40,320
Yeah.

915
00:42:40,320 --> 00:42:42,320
I was like, please don't look at her.

916
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:43,320
Just start pulling my way.

917
00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:45,320
Twisted my name.

918
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:46,320
Okay.

919
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:49,320
My name is Jack.

920
00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,320
Okay, so yeah, you head back to the barracks.

921
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,320
What would you like to do there?

922
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:57,320
Kind of start to gather her up and make take her to the hospital.

923
00:42:57,320 --> 00:43:02,320
You got like a good couple just a few moments before they get her to the hospital.

924
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:03,320
So objective.

925
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:05,320
How many is taking her to the hospital?

926
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:07,320
There was about three or four guards.

927
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:14,320
There's four guards inside there that are gathering her up taking her to the they were like arrow slits at all four corners of the console room.

928
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:16,320
We got a couple hours.

929
00:43:16,320 --> 00:43:24,320
Of her being out. Yes. So she'll be in hospital at least for a couple hours while she's unconscious while they figure out what's going on or so.

930
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:26,320
The hard part, I got a plan.

931
00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:27,320
Yeah.

932
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:29,320
But it's going to leave pretty much everyone.

933
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:32,320
Well, I could maybe slip the info to them too.

934
00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:39,320
But old sous chef is going to be left completely in the dark as the whole operation goes down.

935
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:40,320
Well, what's your plan?

936
00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:42,320
Maybe we can work away.

937
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:50,320
I was planning on maybe going down there and getting the guards attention next to the hospital since I'm so well respected.

938
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:53,320
Maybe getting into the guard room.

939
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:58,320
And then once they're all in there, I'll kind of say my goodbyes.

940
00:43:58,320 --> 00:44:03,320
It'll sound like goodbye, but it'll really just be a ninja.

941
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:06,320
And as I go out the door, I'll lock it.

942
00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:13,320
And then I'll go in and I'll probably knock out the nurse that's in there, the doctor, and have to scoop over.

943
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:14,320
So if you're going to...

944
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,320
It'll be a run for the hills.

945
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:21,320
So if you're going to do that, these two could go for sous chef.

946
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:27,320
They could, but they got a lot more like, oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.

947
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:28,320
Goodbye.

948
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:29,320
So.

949
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,320
Yeah.

950
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,320
Well, it's an idea.

951
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:34,320
I mean, that's fine.

952
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:36,320
You want to do that?

953
00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:47,320
So from what the plan is so far, what I'm hearing is my name is Jeff is going to go to the hospital to check on 13 and to talk to his guard buddies because he's so well respected.

954
00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:50,320
Get them into the guard room across the hall.

955
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:54,320
Use the gym to lock the door while you guys go get sassy sous chef.

956
00:44:54,320 --> 00:45:00,320
Let her know the plan and then meet him at the hospital to get her out.

957
00:45:00,320 --> 00:45:08,320
Okay, but that means you guys have to get by at least one surveillance goblin and possibly some guards to get her out.

958
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:10,320
So you have that to worry about.

959
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:11,320
But that's just your question.

960
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:14,320
Would I have to worry about the surveillance?

961
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:18,320
Or would it just be guards that would question me being out?

962
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:19,320
Since I'm wearing a guard outfit.

963
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:20,320
Yeah, you're wearing a guard outfit.

964
00:45:20,320 --> 00:45:22,320
I figured the goblins wouldn't know individuals.

965
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:23,320
They just know outfits.

966
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:29,320
It's more so the goblin would be concerned if he sees two guards come in there and just take a kitchen person out as they're all just kind of slinking around.

967
00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,320
The hallways together, not on shift.

968
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:37,320
Just making sure so I'll step out and be like, are there any guards who sign around?

969
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:39,320
Maybe we can pick her one up.

970
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,320
Make me an investigation check while you're inside the barracks.

971
00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:43,320
First question, are there women guards?

972
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:45,320
Can both of us make an investigation check?

973
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:46,320
Yeah.

974
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:47,320
I didn't know.

975
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:48,320
Yeah, you both can.

976
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:49,320
I mean, I think sex is in this place.

977
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,320
I would say there is.

978
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:54,320
Ten.

979
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:57,320
I got twelve.

980
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:58,320
Twelve?

981
00:45:58,320 --> 00:46:03,320
I'll say you find one guard outfit for a really fat dude.

982
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:12,320
So yeah, you do have one, but it may not fit.

983
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:14,320
We can just tie it back.

984
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:15,320
Tie the metal armor back.

985
00:46:15,320 --> 00:46:16,320
The uniform.

986
00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:18,320
It just looks a little baggy.

987
00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:19,320
So you can.

988
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:27,320
I'll let you do that, but you guys will have disadvantage on sneaking and charisma checks against other guards.

989
00:46:27,320 --> 00:46:31,320
It's still way better than just the cook, I guess.

990
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:32,320
Okay, well yeah, let's do that then.

991
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,320
So you take the guard outfit and you're going to...

992
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:39,320
So you guys make your way towards the kitchen to go get Sassy Sous Chef.

993
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:41,320
And my name is Jeff.

994
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:42,320
You are making your way to the hospital.

995
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:47,320
So you enter the hospital and you see the guards that took thirteen in there.

996
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:52,320
And then the nurses sitting there kind of doing some vital readings on her and stuff and checking her breathing.

997
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:57,320
Looking under her medicine cabinet to see if anything's missing, all kinds of stuff.

998
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:58,320
And you kind of enter.

999
00:46:58,320 --> 00:46:59,320
What would you like to do?

1000
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:01,320
I'd say...

1001
00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:02,320
I'm sure you can guess.

1002
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:03,320
Yes.

1003
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:04,320
My name's Jeff.

1004
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:06,320
And I kind of wave him over.

1005
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:08,320
I start to walk to the guard room.

1006
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:10,320
I'm guessing the door's open.

1007
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:11,320
Okay, yeah.

1008
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:14,320
So they kind of look at you and they go, well, we're going for performance.

1009
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:19,320
Because that's kind of my name is Jeff's way of talking at this point.

1010
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:22,320
Well...

1011
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:25,320
Not good.

1012
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:26,320
Not good.

1013
00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:28,320
What's performance based on?

1014
00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:29,320
I think it's charisma.

1015
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:33,320
It says performance.

1016
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:34,320
Four?

1017
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:35,320
Four?

1018
00:47:35,320 --> 00:47:37,320
Okay, so yeah, you're waving your hands and stuff and they're like, my name is Jeff.

1019
00:47:37,320 --> 00:47:38,320
Are you okay?

1020
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:39,320
Are you worried about thirteen?

1021
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:40,320
She's right here.

1022
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:41,320
You can see her.

1023
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:42,320
It's fine.

1024
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:43,320
You can see her.

1025
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:46,320
You can check her out if you want.

1026
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:48,320
And I just say, my name's Jeff.

1027
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:51,320
And I keep waving them over and shaking my head.

1028
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,320
Okay, roll me one more performance check.

1029
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:56,320
Oh, God, please.

1030
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,320
Eleven.

1031
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:00,320
Okay, let me...

1032
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:01,320
I mean, they've got to work with me.

1033
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:02,320
My name's Jeff.

1034
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:06,320
So yeah, they go, oh, he wants us to talk and follow him out there.

1035
00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:07,320
We respect my name is Jeff.

1036
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:08,320
Let's go talk to him.

1037
00:48:08,320 --> 00:48:10,320
And they kind of walk out the door.

1038
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,320
Walk into the guard room.

1039
00:48:12,320 --> 00:48:14,320
Yeah, they start following you in the guard room.

1040
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:18,320
They're like, you wanted to talk without thirteen here just because you're worried about her, aren't you?

1041
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:19,320
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1042
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:20,320
My name's Jeff.

1043
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:21,320
My name's Jeff.

1044
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:23,320
Yeah, so they're inside the guard room.

1045
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:25,320
And you guys kind of do your little conversation.

1046
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:31,320
So as you're talking to them in the guard room, you three are...

1047
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:33,320
You've gathered Sae-Sae-Soo Chef.

1048
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:35,320
You're in the kitchen with her.

1049
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:37,320
You're filling her in on the plan.

1050
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:39,320
And you're going to put on a guard uniform.

1051
00:48:39,320 --> 00:48:41,320
It's for a way too fat person.

1052
00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:45,320
So you're going to wear this.

1053
00:48:45,320 --> 00:48:48,320
Yeah, so you get in it and tie it off as best you can.

1054
00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:51,320
So you guys need to make...

1055
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:53,320
I will say...

1056
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:59,320
Give me a stealth check at disadvantage.

1057
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:01,320
What does that mean?

1058
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:04,320
Not me, right?

1059
00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:07,320
Well, print one.

1060
00:49:07,320 --> 00:49:09,320
Really?

1061
00:49:09,320 --> 00:49:11,320
Yeah, sorry.

1062
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:12,320
Crit fail.

1063
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:14,320
Nine plus...

1064
00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:16,320
Crit fail.

1065
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:18,320
So I got thirteen.

1066
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:26,320
Okay, so you guys come walking out of this door and you're like armor that's way too big, fluffing around.

1067
00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:34,320
And you just kind of fall and you see Sae-Sae-Soo Chef kind of fall out of the armor uniform completely and roll out into the floor in front of the goblin.

1068
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:35,320
She crit failed.

1069
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:42,320
And he goes, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, what is Kitchen doing? Kitchen person doing off shift, oh shit.

1070
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:47,320
And so it kind of yells and does that and you got probably about a turn of movement.

1071
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:49,320
You can do about one thing before your guards start coming this way.

1072
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:52,320
So you guys need to make me a dexterity check.

1073
00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:53,320
All of us? Me too.

1074
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,320
Yeah, to run towards the hospital.

1075
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:58,320
But guards are on their way towards that goblin.

1076
00:49:58,320 --> 00:50:00,320
At disadvantage again?

1077
00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:02,320
No, no, because she's already out of the armor.

1078
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:03,320
She lost it.

1079
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:05,320
She's going to crit fail immediately as you walk out of the door.

1080
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:06,320
Eight.

1081
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:07,320
Ten.

1082
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:09,320
Eighteen plus four.

1083
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:10,320
Eighteen plus four?

1084
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:18,320
Okay, so you two are lagging far behind and Sae-Sae-Soo Chef just down the hallway runs to the hospital door.

1085
00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:25,320
So as she's almost around the corner, you have a moment before they get to you.

1086
00:50:25,320 --> 00:50:26,320
My name is Jeff.

1087
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:28,320
So what would you like to do with the guards still?

1088
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:30,320
Do we hear the oh shit?

1089
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:33,320
We're hearing a faint oh shit kind of echoing throughout the hallways, yes.

1090
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:35,320
I kind of like turn, like I hear something.

1091
00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:38,320
I say, my name Jeff.

1092
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:39,320
I step out the door.

1093
00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:43,320
I step out the door and as I step out I use our ability to close the door.

1094
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:46,320
Okay, so you kind of do that and they all look and they go, my name is Jeff.

1095
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:47,320
What is it?

1096
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:48,320
And the door goes and locks.

1097
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:49,320
They're like, my name is Jeff.

1098
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:50,320
My name is Jeff.

1099
00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:51,320
My name is Jeff.

1100
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:53,320
And I hit the door trying to yell your name.

1101
00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:56,320
But the door is effectively locked because that is your ability.

1102
00:50:56,320 --> 00:51:01,320
Yeah, and as that happens you see Sassy Sous Chef come running around the corner.

1103
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:03,320
So what would you guys like to do?

1104
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:05,320
Because you're about to have some guards up on you.

1105
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:09,320
I'm about to run in that hospital room like Bobby Boucher and take out that doctor's

1106
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:10,320
belt again.

1107
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:14,320
Okay, give me a strength athletics check.

1108
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:17,320
My name Jeff.

1109
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:21,320
You guys kind of run around the corner and there's guards on your tail.

1110
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:24,320
Strength athletics.

1111
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:26,320
Nine.

1112
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:27,320
Nine?

1113
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:30,320
Okay, so you come running in there to, hang on actually.

1114
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:32,320
Oh, she rolled bad.

1115
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:37,320
So you come running in there and how do you knock this nurse unconscious?

1116
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:40,320
Just a sprinting elbow in the face.

1117
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:41,320
Elbow in the face.

1118
00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:45,320
Okay, yeah, she goes across the room, hits the medical cabinet, falls to the ground to

1119
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:48,320
sleep and are you going to just snag at 13 and run?

1120
00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:50,320
Are you guys getting the fuck out of there?

1121
00:51:50,320 --> 00:51:51,320
How long has it been since?

1122
00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:56,320
I'd say with all of this happening it's been probably close to an hour because you've been

1123
00:51:56,320 --> 00:52:00,320
running around to the barracks, back to the barracks, they took the bear, they had to

1124
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:03,320
go get Sassy, they had to sneak, you had to talk to them.

1125
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:07,320
So you've got about probably two hours left of her being unconscious.

1126
00:52:07,320 --> 00:52:09,320
Snag some more sleeping pills and shove them down your throat.

1127
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:10,320
Oh, you said three hours?

1128
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:11,320
Yeah.

1129
00:52:11,320 --> 00:52:12,320
Oh, okay.

1130
00:52:12,320 --> 00:52:13,320
It's only been about an hour so she's been about two hours of sleep.

1131
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:18,320
I'm going to pretty much tell them to handle her, you know, whether they're going to tie

1132
00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:19,320
her up or whatnot.

1133
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:22,320
I am raiding the medicine cabinets.

1134
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:23,320
Okay, okay.

1135
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:30,320
Roll me a investigation check just to see how much, because you're going to find them,

1136
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:33,320
but how much of what you're finding?

1137
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:34,320
Very nice.

1138
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:35,320
Yeah, 15.

1139
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:36,320
15?

1140
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:40,320
Okay, yeah, you find a lot of like pain killers, sleeping medicine, lots of different models

1141
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:44,320
of stuff that they've just gathered up here and you just shove it all into a bag and do

1142
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:45,320
their thing.

1143
00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:46,320
Yeah, that or my underwear.

1144
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:47,320
Yeah, underwear or whatever.

1145
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:50,320
So we have handcuffs, right?

1146
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:51,320
Yeah, you would.

1147
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:55,320
So I'm going to use my set of handcuffs to handcuff her hands behind her back and then

1148
00:52:55,320 --> 00:52:57,320
someone can use their set of handcuffs for her.

1149
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:58,320
Yeah, I need her handcuffs.

1150
00:52:58,320 --> 00:52:59,320
Okay, yeah, that's fine.

1151
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:02,320
You guys, click her up, click her up and then pack her out of there.

1152
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:04,320
Yeah, so you guys just going to haul ass now?

1153
00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:05,320
You guys just get her over the shoulder.

1154
00:53:05,320 --> 00:53:06,320
So it's going to be me.

1155
00:53:06,320 --> 00:53:11,320
Everybody give me strength athletics or dexterity acrobatics checks as you run.

1156
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:13,320
17 athletics.

1157
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:15,320
17 athletics.

1158
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:18,320
Oh, that's a seven, thank God.

1159
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:21,320
I was like no.

1160
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:23,320
What were the options?

1161
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:26,320
Either dexterity acrobatics or strength athletics.

1162
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:27,320
13 acrobatics.

1163
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:28,320
Okay.

1164
00:53:28,320 --> 00:53:34,320
Nine strength.

1165
00:53:34,320 --> 00:53:35,320
Nine strength.

1166
00:53:35,320 --> 00:53:40,320
Four plus six acrobatics.

1167
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:43,320
Okay, yeah, so you roll better than all of the guards chasing you.

1168
00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:49,320
So you guys effectively haul ass to the elevator, roll your way down, blow past some guards,

1169
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:56,320
shine some light down the way and you see the ship coming in from the sea.

1170
00:53:56,320 --> 00:54:03,320
Quickly jump onto the boat and you have effectively escaped with prisoner 13 through strategic planning

1171
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:06,320
and lots of chaotic rolls and lucky rolls.

1172
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:08,320
The guards close enough to hear us.

1173
00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,320
Yes, they are like right on your tail.

1174
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:12,320
Right there, like you're on the boat.

1175
00:54:12,320 --> 00:54:15,320
They're at the edge of the dock like motherfucker.

1176
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:18,320
I'm not Jeff, bitch.

1177
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:21,320
You see all of the guards like drop to their knees.

1178
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:26,320
My name is Jeff.

1179
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:31,320
As you sail away you know that there might be some grudges held by some very upset men

1180
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:33,320
who loved a man who they didn't know who he really was.

1181
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:35,320
They'll never trust a Jeff again.

1182
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:37,320
That's my name is Jeff sails away.

1183
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:46,320
I deserve it.

1184
00:54:46,320 --> 00:54:50,320
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1185
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:54,320
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1186
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:58,320
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1187
00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:01,320
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1188
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:05,320
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1189
00:55:05,320 --> 00:55:09,320
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1190
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:13,320
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1191
00:55:13,320 --> 00:55:19,320
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1192
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:21,320
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1193
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:26,320
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1194
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:31,320
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1195
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