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24 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:33,280 Hi, I'm Kelli Lee and I play Miss Muffin. 25 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:35,400 She's a crazy cat lady rogue. 26 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:39,160 Fun fact, Miss Muffin's never been to Five Guys. 27 00:01:39,160 --> 00:01:40,160 Never been to Five Guys? 28 00:01:40,160 --> 00:01:41,160 Yep, 29 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:42,160 Never been with Five Guys. 30 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:43,160 Never had Five Guys? 31 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:44,160 Never been to Five Guys. 32 00:01:44,160 --> 00:01:45,160 Alright. 33 00:01:45,160 --> 00:01:46,160 Mini. 34 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:47,160 Hey guys, Ryan, R1. 41 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:56,520 I'm playing as Archie Ortiz, the 76-year-old MMA gym owner. 42 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:58,520 He's also the monk of the group. 43 00:01:58,520 --> 00:02:03,400 Fun fact about Archie, he has a secret mansion in the hills. 44 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:06,040 What hills? 45 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:08,780 Just a hill up somewhere. 46 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:14,920 Alright, hey Nate here. 47 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:16,520 My character's Duke Crystal. 48 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:20,740 He's the 32-year-old drug addicted level 4 barbarian of the group. 49 00:02:20,740 --> 00:02:25,220 Fun fact about Duke, he's wrecked 28 people in road rage incidents. 50 00:02:25,220 --> 00:02:26,220 28! 51 00:02:26,220 --> 00:02:28,340 He's kept track of all of them. 52 00:02:28,340 --> 00:02:29,340 Yeah. 53 00:02:29,340 --> 00:02:30,340 He remembers them vividly. 54 00:02:30,340 --> 00:02:33,940 He's sworn if he ever sees them again, they're dead. 55 00:02:33,940 --> 00:02:34,940 Yeah. 56 00:02:34,940 --> 00:02:35,940 I see it. 57 00:02:35,940 --> 00:02:37,620 Hey everybody, Ryan Tucker here, R2. 58 00:02:37,620 --> 00:02:39,140 Here I play as Fleastick Sockjelly 59 00:02:39,140 --> 00:02:42,700 I am the hobo trashmaster cleric of the God Rumpke. 60 00:02:42,700 --> 00:02:45,820 I am the MacGyver of all things trash and garbage. 61 00:02:45,820 --> 00:02:50,660 Fun fact, Fleastick always dreamed of being a garbage truck driver when he got old. 62 00:02:50,660 --> 00:02:52,860 He's for the Rumpke gods. 63 00:02:52,860 --> 00:02:57,780 Yeah, that's a good occupation for him. 64 00:02:57,780 --> 00:03:03,940 My name is Trisston Hayes and I am the Dummy Master and my fun fact is, there's a person who wanted a turkey to be the national bird of the United States. 66 00:03:10,060 --> 00:03:11,620 Do you guys know who that is? 67 00:03:11,620 --> 00:03:12,620 Benjamin Franklin. 68 00:03:12,620 --> 00:03:13,620 Me! 69 00:03:13,620 --> 00:03:14,620 It was Benjamin Franklin. 70 00:03:14,620 --> 00:03:18,860 Yes, Benjamin Franklin wanted to make the wild turkey the national bird of the United 71 00:03:18,860 --> 00:03:19,860 States. 72 00:03:19,860 --> 00:03:20,860 I am Benjamin Franklin. 73 00:03:20,860 --> 00:03:21,860 Why not? 74 00:03:21,860 --> 00:03:22,860 You gobble gobble one, dude. 75 00:03:22,860 --> 00:03:23,860 Yeah, history. 76 00:03:23,860 --> 00:03:24,860 I see more turkeys than eagles. 77 00:03:24,860 --> 00:03:25,860 Ryan said, “Benjamin Franklin” 78 00:03:25,860 --> 00:03:26,860 he's like. 79 00:03:26,860 --> 00:03:27,860 It was Benjamin Franklin. 80 00:03:27,860 --> 00:03:28,860 He knows his Ben Franklin. 81 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:29,860 All right. 82 00:03:29,860 --> 00:03:30,860 He knows his Ben Franklin. 83 00:03:30,860 --> 00:04:00,820 All right, let's get into some D&D. 84 00:04:00,820 --> 00:04:10,100 So where we left off, you guys were traveling to Vandalin to go meet with Varan Axebreaker. 85 00:04:10,100 --> 00:04:16,180 Snow started to fall and we had our goblin experience of Christmas wonders and you guys 86 00:04:16,180 --> 00:04:21,900 have made your way towards Vandalin and you've turned down towards the Tribor Trail. 87 00:04:21,900 --> 00:04:26,020 So Vandalin is just about an hour away. 88 00:04:26,020 --> 00:04:27,700 You guys are fully rested. 89 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:30,060 You got good health. 90 00:04:30,060 --> 00:04:37,580 It is about noon, so it's like middayish starting to get there and you guys are very close to 91 00:04:37,580 --> 00:04:38,580 Vandalin. 92 00:04:38,580 --> 00:04:41,660 Is there anything you guys want to do before you arrive at Vandalin? 93 00:04:41,660 --> 00:04:43,220 You're supposed to be meeting with Varan Axebreaker. 94 00:04:43,220 --> 00:04:47,940 Is there anything you want to prepare for or if you want to just go straight there, that's 95 00:04:47,940 --> 00:04:50,780 up to you. 96 00:04:50,780 --> 00:04:52,780 We're fully long rested and everything. 97 00:04:52,780 --> 00:04:53,780 Yeah, yeah. 98 00:04:53,780 --> 00:04:54,780 Go straight there. 99 00:04:54,780 --> 00:04:55,780 Go long rested. 100 00:04:55,780 --> 00:04:56,780 Go straight there. 101 00:04:56,780 --> 00:04:57,780 Straight there? 102 00:04:57,780 --> 00:04:59,780 Darn shops are not near by. 103 00:04:59,780 --> 00:05:01,340 This is the Tribor Trail. 104 00:05:01,340 --> 00:05:06,100 It's just a trail that leads back through towards Vandalin and some further areas. 105 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:09,900 You were given a map by Lilith Darko that kind of shows you where, so you know where 106 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:10,900 you're going. 107 00:05:10,900 --> 00:05:11,900 You know the trail that you're taking and stuff. 108 00:05:11,900 --> 00:05:16,420 So yeah, if you guys want to just head on to Vandalin, that is fine. 109 00:05:16,420 --> 00:05:23,660 So as you approach Vandalin, you see this big town, but it's kind of like, looks like 110 00:05:23,660 --> 00:05:28,380 it was run down at one point and now is kind of just being built back up. 111 00:05:28,380 --> 00:05:32,660 Like it's just, you can tell it's starting to flourish very well, but it's on the build 112 00:05:32,660 --> 00:05:36,220 up is what you can tell. 113 00:05:36,220 --> 00:05:40,100 So you guys have to meet with Varan Axebreaker. 114 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:45,100 So as you enter this town, you're seeing buildings with signs that say like Vandalin's Miners 115 00:05:45,100 --> 00:05:49,140 Exchange and you're seeing woodworker places and you're seeing blacksmiths. 116 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:55,460 You're seeing a general place of, you know, community and functionality and stuff. 117 00:05:55,460 --> 00:05:56,780 So what would you guys like to do? 118 00:05:56,780 --> 00:06:02,580 Would you like to try and find Varan Axebreaker or would you like to fiddle around in the town? 119 00:06:02,580 --> 00:06:04,580 I like to fiddle around in the town. 120 00:06:04,580 --> 00:06:07,820 What would you like to do? 121 00:06:07,820 --> 00:06:11,820 You've seen woodworker, you've seen the Vandalin Miners Exchange as you're entering and then 122 00:06:11,820 --> 00:06:14,020 there's a building called the Lion's Shield Coaster. 123 00:06:14,020 --> 00:06:15,020 Coaster? 124 00:06:15,020 --> 00:06:16,020 Coaster? 125 00:06:16,020 --> 00:06:17,020 Coaster. 126 00:06:17,020 --> 00:06:19,180 I don't know how you say that. 127 00:06:19,180 --> 00:06:23,940 And as you walk towards the Lion's Shield Coaster, you see a big building that says 128 00:06:23,940 --> 00:06:26,740 Townmaster's Hall. 129 00:06:26,740 --> 00:06:28,620 Would you like to go into the Lion's Shield Coaster? 130 00:06:28,620 --> 00:06:29,620 Yeah. 131 00:06:29,620 --> 00:06:32,620 Let me check it out. 132 00:06:32,620 --> 00:06:38,180 Sounds like some kind of donor. 133 00:06:38,180 --> 00:06:42,740 Hanging above the front door of this modest trading post is a sign shaped like a wooden 134 00:06:42,740 --> 00:06:46,540 shield with a blue line painted on it. 135 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:49,140 You enter and let me see the woman that's in here. 136 00:06:49,140 --> 00:06:50,140 The woman is Leneen. 137 00:06:50,140 --> 00:06:51,140 Okay, yeah. 138 00:06:51,140 --> 00:06:53,380 So she says, hello, I am Leneen. 139 00:06:53,380 --> 00:06:54,380 What would you guys like? 140 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:59,060 You guys here for adventuring gear, armor, weapons, anything of the sorts? 141 00:06:59,060 --> 00:07:00,420 You scared of cursed swords? 142 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:03,060 She like stops, she goes, oh my God, cursed swords. 143 00:07:03,060 --> 00:07:05,940 Okay, so she goes, what do you mean? 144 00:07:05,940 --> 00:07:06,940 Why? 145 00:07:06,940 --> 00:07:07,940 What? 146 00:07:07,940 --> 00:07:09,780 You got a cursed sword that you're wanting me to look at? 147 00:07:09,780 --> 00:07:13,620 Yeah, I was wondering if you could maybe refine it and give it a nice edge. 148 00:07:13,620 --> 00:07:14,940 Refine it and give it a nice edge? 149 00:07:14,940 --> 00:07:15,940 Clean it up some. 150 00:07:15,940 --> 00:07:16,940 It's been a while. 151 00:07:16,940 --> 00:07:18,980 She goes, let me take a look at it. 152 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:21,100 And you present it to her, like lay it on the counter. 153 00:07:21,100 --> 00:07:26,380 Yeah, beforehand, I want to let her know that when you grab it, it does give you a bit of 154 00:07:26,380 --> 00:07:27,380 a zing. 155 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:28,380 A bit of a zing? 156 00:07:28,380 --> 00:07:29,380 Okay. 157 00:07:29,380 --> 00:07:33,540 So you lay the sword on the counter and she looks at it and she reaches her hand out to 158 00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:34,540 touch for it. 159 00:07:34,540 --> 00:07:38,580 And she sees like the, you guys can see the symbiotic like little flowing around the handle 160 00:07:38,580 --> 00:07:42,140 and it kind of stretches out towards her and she jumps back and she goes, oh shit. 161 00:07:42,140 --> 00:07:43,140 Okay. 162 00:07:43,140 --> 00:07:45,140 No, I don't, I don't know what to do about that. 163 00:07:45,140 --> 00:07:48,620 She goes, I was just going to say like, I have some shields and some swords and maybe 164 00:07:48,620 --> 00:07:49,620 like a helmet. 165 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:52,860 She goes, I don't think I can do anything for this because I don't want to touch this 166 00:07:52,860 --> 00:07:53,860 thing. 167 00:07:53,860 --> 00:07:57,620 Well, I grabbed the sword and then I say that concludes our business. 168 00:07:57,620 --> 00:07:59,660 She goes, okay. 169 00:07:59,660 --> 00:08:00,660 Thank you. 170 00:08:00,660 --> 00:08:01,660 Any, anyone else? 171 00:08:01,660 --> 00:08:02,660 Would you like anything? 172 00:08:02,660 --> 00:08:03,660 No, I'm fine. 173 00:08:03,660 --> 00:08:04,660 I'm here. 174 00:08:04,660 --> 00:08:05,660 Yeah, you guys are all in time. 175 00:08:05,660 --> 00:08:06,660 Yeah, we got one. 176 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:07,660 Yeah, what kind of, wait, wait, wait, wait. 177 00:08:07,660 --> 00:08:08,660 This is the blacksmith's or maybe the costar? 178 00:08:08,660 --> 00:08:16,660 She's the costar, but she sells weapons, armors and all the swords. 179 00:08:16,660 --> 00:08:19,940 I just want to hear what kind of equipment she's got. 180 00:08:19,940 --> 00:08:23,860 So she's got about the most average kind of some stuff. 181 00:08:23,860 --> 00:08:27,340 She's got some little jars of a called alchemist fire. 182 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,980 Just like little potions you could throw that create fire. 183 00:08:29,980 --> 00:08:34,180 Little acid potions or potions, acid vials. 184 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,420 She has caltrops. 185 00:08:36,420 --> 00:08:37,420 She has a crossbow. 186 00:08:37,420 --> 00:08:38,420 That's caltrops. 187 00:08:38,420 --> 00:08:45,180 As an action, you can spread a bag of caltrops to cover a square area that is five feet on 188 00:08:45,180 --> 00:08:47,020 any side. 189 00:08:47,020 --> 00:08:52,900 Basically any creature that enters is dexterity save of 15 or they stop moving on their turn 190 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:53,900 and take one piercing down. 191 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:57,620 That's what the shinobi would throw down, like the little spikes on the jacks basically. 192 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,660 Yeah, that you'd step on and step on. 193 00:08:59,660 --> 00:09:01,580 She's got kind of a lot of that stuff. 194 00:09:01,580 --> 00:09:07,780 Climber kits, crowbars, healers kit, lots of things. 195 00:09:07,780 --> 00:09:10,300 How much is the healers kit? 196 00:09:10,300 --> 00:09:11,300 Healers kit? 197 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:12,380 She was too scared to touch the sword. 198 00:09:12,380 --> 00:09:15,300 It cost five gold pieces. 199 00:09:15,300 --> 00:09:16,300 Five gold pieces? 200 00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:17,300 For a healers kit. 201 00:09:17,300 --> 00:09:18,300 Yes. 202 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:19,300 Alright. 203 00:09:19,300 --> 00:09:20,300 I want two. 204 00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:21,300 Two. 205 00:09:21,300 --> 00:09:22,300 Okay. 206 00:09:22,300 --> 00:09:23,300 You're gonna have two. 207 00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:24,300 There you go. 208 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:25,300 Thanks for doing business. 209 00:09:25,300 --> 00:09:26,300 One band-aid each. 210 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:27,300 Anything else you guys would like? 211 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:36,900 What kind of armor do you got? 212 00:09:36,900 --> 00:09:43,580 Mostly generic armors like leather armor, normal plated armor, nothing eccentric and 213 00:09:43,580 --> 00:09:44,580 crazy. 214 00:09:44,580 --> 00:09:45,580 You boring, bro. 215 00:09:45,580 --> 00:09:47,580 She goes, oh, okay. 216 00:09:47,580 --> 00:09:50,020 Okay, well then, is that all you'd like? 217 00:09:50,020 --> 00:09:51,020 Nothing else? 218 00:09:51,020 --> 00:09:52,020 Just kidding, just kidding. 219 00:09:52,020 --> 00:09:53,020 He's not. 220 00:09:53,020 --> 00:09:54,020 He's not? 221 00:09:54,020 --> 00:09:55,020 Okay. 222 00:09:55,020 --> 00:09:57,020 Are you guys done in this place? 223 00:09:57,020 --> 00:09:58,020 Indeed. 224 00:09:58,020 --> 00:09:59,020 Yeah. 225 00:09:59,020 --> 00:10:00,020 Yeah. 226 00:10:00,020 --> 00:10:01,020 Yeah. 227 00:10:01,020 --> 00:10:02,020 Okay. 228 00:10:02,020 --> 00:10:03,020 Alright. 229 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:05,220 And unless she can actually do some blacksmithing. 230 00:10:05,220 --> 00:10:07,380 She can't make no blacksmithing right now, really. 231 00:10:07,380 --> 00:10:09,380 Oh yeah, let's go to the blacksmith. 232 00:10:09,380 --> 00:10:11,380 You wanna go to the blacksmith? 233 00:10:11,380 --> 00:10:12,380 Okay. 234 00:10:12,380 --> 00:10:13,860 I don't know how, I don't have a person for this. 235 00:10:13,860 --> 00:10:19,060 Yeah, you guys go up to the blacksmith and you see a dwarf and he is kind of banging 236 00:10:19,060 --> 00:10:22,860 on some metal and, you know, head banging on some metal. 237 00:10:22,860 --> 00:10:24,540 He's banging it. 238 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:27,580 Creating some weapons and such and he turns around and he goes, ah, what can I do for 239 00:10:27,580 --> 00:10:28,580 you? 240 00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:30,380 Are you looking for some smithing to be done? 241 00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:36,860 Yeah, I was wondering if I could take this crystal from my helmet and enhance my staff 242 00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:38,260 somehow with it. 243 00:10:38,260 --> 00:10:43,900 He like takes your crystal and he takes your staff and he's like, son, this isn't metal. 244 00:10:43,900 --> 00:10:46,180 He goes, I don't know what I can do with this. 245 00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:49,740 He goes, if you want me to take it for the night, I can maybe talk to some other people 246 00:10:49,740 --> 00:10:50,740 and see what they can do. 247 00:10:50,740 --> 00:10:51,740 Yeah, let's do that. 248 00:10:51,740 --> 00:10:52,740 Okay. 249 00:10:52,740 --> 00:10:53,740 Alright. 250 00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:54,740 I'll roll for that here a little bit. 251 00:10:54,740 --> 00:10:55,740 Okay. 252 00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:58,060 We'll see how that works out for him. 253 00:10:58,060 --> 00:10:59,060 Wait for the night? 254 00:10:59,060 --> 00:11:00,060 Oh no, no. 255 00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:01,060 I'll just never mind. 256 00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:02,060 Okay. 257 00:11:02,060 --> 00:11:04,100 I'll just turn around and like take it back. 258 00:11:04,100 --> 00:11:06,100 Does he like, you don't want me to take it? 259 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:07,100 No, yeah, I'm good. 260 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,100 Okay. 261 00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:09,100 Alright. 262 00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:10,100 Well, you can have it back. 263 00:11:10,100 --> 00:11:11,100 It's no big deal. 264 00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:12,100 So I'm just going to see if I can help. 265 00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:13,100 Alright. 266 00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:14,100 I appreciate it. 267 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:16,100 There's lots of woodworking going on with me. 268 00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:17,100 Yeah. 269 00:11:17,100 --> 00:11:18,620 Yeah, but can they help with magic stuff? 270 00:11:18,620 --> 00:11:19,620 We don't know. 271 00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:20,620 Car brands into it? 272 00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:21,620 Yeah. 273 00:11:21,620 --> 00:11:22,620 Maybe. 274 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:23,620 I don't know. 275 00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:24,620 But anything else? 276 00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:25,620 You like to talk to this blacksmith to do anything special? 277 00:11:25,620 --> 00:11:26,620 Yeah. 278 00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:27,620 I'm going to ask him the same question. 279 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:28,620 Are you scared of curse sewers? 280 00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:30,820 He's like, oh, curse sewers. 281 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,260 I'm not scared of no curse sword. 282 00:11:32,260 --> 00:11:34,100 I've had seen plenty in my days. 283 00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:35,100 Alright. 284 00:11:35,100 --> 00:11:38,700 I think you can clean this one up. 285 00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:40,700 Maybe sharpen her up a bit. 286 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:41,700 Find it soon. 287 00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:42,700 Yeah. 288 00:11:42,700 --> 00:11:45,060 He like pull, you pull out the sword and he like reaches for it and it like goes to smack 289 00:11:45,060 --> 00:11:49,500 his hand and like you see this just like British like dwarf hand just like smokes against them 290 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:52,740 with that symbiotic touch and it just like like slithers away. 291 00:11:52,740 --> 00:11:55,140 He goes, yeah, I've got my body charmed. 292 00:11:55,140 --> 00:11:58,580 He goes, your curses won't hurt me because I'll sharpen your blade for you. 293 00:11:58,580 --> 00:12:02,300 And like kind of turns around and starts going at it and he goes, that will be 50 gold pieces 294 00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:03,300 though. 295 00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:04,300 That's fine. 296 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:05,300 Just to get a little edge on it. 297 00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:06,300 Paid. 298 00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:07,300 Okay. 299 00:12:07,300 --> 00:12:13,260 How to, you try to imbue this crystal into my dragon slayer sword. 300 00:12:13,260 --> 00:12:15,100 You think you can handle that? 301 00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:17,420 Would it do anything? 302 00:12:17,420 --> 00:12:21,180 He would probably have to do the same to take it to somebody to get the magic stuff figured 303 00:12:21,180 --> 00:12:23,980 out because he's not a magic guy. 304 00:12:23,980 --> 00:12:24,980 Exactly. 305 00:12:24,980 --> 00:12:27,900 Like he's not going to be over there like forming magic to a weapon. 306 00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:32,380 That takes more than just one person because they have to concentrate all that magic to 307 00:12:32,380 --> 00:12:34,700 transfer it into a weapon. 308 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:35,700 Yeah. 309 00:12:35,700 --> 00:12:39,500 Like they could try it, but it may also blow up your weapon. 310 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:40,500 Nevermind. 311 00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:42,580 Can you just clean my silver duck for me? 312 00:12:42,580 --> 00:12:43,580 Yeah, they can do that. 313 00:12:43,580 --> 00:12:46,580 So 50 gold pieces if you want to clean up your sword. 314 00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:47,580 Okay. 315 00:12:47,580 --> 00:12:51,960 So if you have them clean up your sword, I'm going to say you guys get an advantage to 316 00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:55,140 use with your attack at any time. 317 00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:57,940 Like you can have one advantage to use like with an attack. 318 00:12:57,940 --> 00:12:59,780 Like if you're like, I want to hit this deck. 319 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:05,340 You can use it with an advantage since you got your blades sharpened up, cleaned, wet 320 00:13:05,340 --> 00:13:06,340 stoned, smithed. 321 00:13:06,340 --> 00:13:12,100 Hey, would you like to go find Varen or is there anything else you'd like to do here 322 00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:15,100 before you go find this dude? 323 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:18,100 They're an ass breaker. 324 00:13:18,100 --> 00:13:25,260 You said ass breaker, that's what I know you do. 325 00:13:25,260 --> 00:13:27,460 Don't know how much while he would be doing it upgrading. 326 00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:30,260 Like I could maybe give you, what is your armor at right now? 327 00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:31,260 What is it? 328 00:13:31,260 --> 00:13:35,820 What's your pop tab armor when you click on it? 329 00:13:35,820 --> 00:13:39,140 This is 14. 330 00:13:39,140 --> 00:13:44,780 If you want to pay him 150 gold pieces, you will have to leave it with him for the night 331 00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:49,780 so that he could enhance it, but yes, he could do that. 332 00:13:49,780 --> 00:13:57,660 But you'd have to leave it with them for the night to kind of modify it, modify it. 333 00:13:57,660 --> 00:13:59,860 I'll do it on a different quest. 334 00:13:59,860 --> 00:14:00,860 Okay. 335 00:14:00,860 --> 00:14:01,860 All right. 336 00:14:01,860 --> 00:14:02,860 You guys like to go find Varen ass breaker? 337 00:14:02,860 --> 00:14:03,860 What about your woodworking guy? 338 00:14:03,860 --> 00:14:06,860 I'll do it later. 339 00:14:06,860 --> 00:14:07,860 Okay. 340 00:14:07,860 --> 00:14:09,900 All right. 341 00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:15,500 So yeah, you guys are going to start heading through town and you're going to go towards 342 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:16,500 frolicking through town. 343 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:17,500 Sorry. 344 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:21,700 You were given a heads up that he would be at the stone hill in. 345 00:14:21,700 --> 00:14:25,540 So as you guys start making your way through town, looking at signs and such, you see the 346 00:14:25,540 --> 00:14:29,380 stone hill in and you want to enter. 347 00:14:29,380 --> 00:14:31,940 I'm assuming you want in and find Baron. 348 00:14:31,940 --> 00:14:34,180 Walk in sniff the air. 349 00:14:34,180 --> 00:14:35,180 Okay. 350 00:14:35,180 --> 00:14:36,180 Give me a perception check. 351 00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:37,180 Miss muffin smelling. 352 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:40,180 Sniff check. 353 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:41,180 14. 354 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:42,180 14. 355 00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:43,180 Okay. 356 00:14:43,180 --> 00:14:49,180 You walk in and you take a really deep smell and make me a con save. 357 00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:50,180 Oh no. 358 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:51,180 Why? 359 00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:54,180 Why are you making me do that? 360 00:14:54,180 --> 00:14:55,180 10. 361 00:14:55,180 --> 00:14:56,180 10. 362 00:14:56,180 --> 00:14:57,180 Okay. 363 00:14:57,180 --> 00:15:04,700 So you walk into this room and take a big deep breath and you just smell like, like 364 00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:08,380 there's a lot of miners living in this in like dwarf and miners that have been just 365 00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:10,940 out mining for hours and hours and you smell. 366 00:15:10,940 --> 00:15:11,940 Yeah. 367 00:15:11,940 --> 00:15:17,100 You smell the worst nut butter and sweat smell of your life creep into your nose and you 368 00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:21,700 take a, take a huge gag, but you kind of hold it back and don't throw up on the floor at 369 00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:22,700 least. 370 00:15:22,700 --> 00:15:32,740 So as you enter, you kind of scan the room and you see a dwarf who's got braided hair. 371 00:15:32,740 --> 00:15:34,820 His beard is black. 372 00:15:34,820 --> 00:15:37,300 Beard are black. 373 00:15:37,300 --> 00:15:39,340 He got streaks of gray through him. 374 00:15:39,340 --> 00:15:44,620 He wears a loose and comfortable robe over a very large steel breastplate. 375 00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:46,460 You can assume that that's Baron Axebreaker. 376 00:15:46,460 --> 00:15:48,180 Would you like to approach him and talk? 377 00:15:48,180 --> 00:15:49,180 Assume it's him? 378 00:15:49,180 --> 00:15:52,060 Was it a cod plate or a breastplate? 379 00:15:52,060 --> 00:15:53,060 Breastplate. 380 00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:54,060 Steel breastplate. 381 00:15:54,060 --> 00:15:55,060 Yeah. 382 00:15:55,060 --> 00:15:56,060 Yeah. 383 00:15:56,060 --> 00:15:57,060 Breastplate. 384 00:15:57,060 --> 00:15:58,060 Yeah. 385 00:15:58,060 --> 00:16:02,140 So as you approach Baron, he goes, ah, you are the ones I've been waiting for. 386 00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:03,580 Aren't you? 387 00:16:03,580 --> 00:16:06,420 You guys, the ones that are supposed to be helping sent by Lilith? 388 00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:07,900 Yes, I'm. 389 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:13,180 Well, thank you for hearing me out and my plan that I've got going because my name is 390 00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,180 Baron Axebreaker. 391 00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:15,180 Oh, that's why it stinks in here. 392 00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:16,180 Well, that's Baron Axebreaking. 393 00:16:16,180 --> 00:16:28,100 As you say that, you see him look at you, straight at you and he like stands up and 394 00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:29,580 you just see him pick up like this shelf. 395 00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:34,260 There's like a shelf of axes and he just like leaves it and shatters this axe over his knee. 396 00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:39,420 He's like, it's Axebreaker, not Assbreaker. 397 00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:40,420 And he sits down. 398 00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:43,940 He goes, and I have a proposition for you. 399 00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:49,420 My clan has located wealth stolen from us many years ago, but it's sealed in a vault 400 00:16:49,420 --> 00:16:50,660 that's magically locked. 401 00:16:50,660 --> 00:16:55,940 And if you can recover the key, whatever the key is, you'll gain an undying gratitude of 402 00:16:55,940 --> 00:17:00,620 Clan Axebreaker and I'll cut you in a percentage of the recovered treasure, of course, from 403 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:01,620 our vault. 404 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:07,100 The catch here is the person who knows how to open this vault is rotting away in the 405 00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:09,140 prison of Revel's End. 406 00:17:09,140 --> 00:17:12,780 She's proved uncooperative with my people in the past, but I recently discovered the 407 00:17:12,780 --> 00:17:15,640 vault where she hid what she stole from us. 408 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:19,580 I need you to go question her and learn how to open the vault. 409 00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,760 And how you do that is up to you. 410 00:17:21,760 --> 00:17:24,820 But if you need to spring her from prison in exchange for this information, please do 411 00:17:24,820 --> 00:17:25,820 so. 412 00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:29,780 I can provide you with a way in and as well as a layout of Revel's End and a few useful 413 00:17:29,780 --> 00:17:31,300 tricks. 414 00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:38,580 So you guys are being tasked to break into the prison Revel's End and break out a prisoner. 415 00:17:38,580 --> 00:17:39,580 One question. 416 00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:40,580 Yes. 417 00:17:40,580 --> 00:17:41,580 Why do you break axes? 418 00:17:41,580 --> 00:17:44,740 Why does he break axes? 419 00:17:44,740 --> 00:17:46,700 Because there's nothing stronger than breaking a metal axe. 420 00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:48,820 Because you don't want to break your asses. 421 00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:50,940 It's better than breaking your ass. 422 00:17:50,940 --> 00:17:51,940 You break an axe. 423 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:52,940 The other person axe at you. 424 00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:57,620 I don't know, you ask the man, you break his axe and then you break his ass. 425 00:17:57,620 --> 00:17:59,620 Let's see which one was worse. 426 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:02,060 You see him take a deep look. 427 00:18:02,060 --> 00:18:05,060 He's like, that's true. 428 00:18:05,060 --> 00:18:07,500 I've never thought about that part. 429 00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,220 You could always get another axe. 430 00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:10,220 Yes, you could. 431 00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:11,220 You couldn't get another axe. 432 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,220 You couldn't. 433 00:18:12,220 --> 00:18:13,220 He's not really questioning his life choices. 434 00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:17,180 He goes, well, he goes, shit. 435 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:18,180 Okay, well listen. 436 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,180 All right. 437 00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:21,420 Sorry, we'll go back to subject. 438 00:18:21,420 --> 00:18:26,260 I'm going to actually send you guys this in the group chat. 439 00:18:26,260 --> 00:18:28,660 That caused a midlife crisis. 440 00:18:28,660 --> 00:18:30,700 He's like, real quick. 441 00:18:30,700 --> 00:18:32,660 He's breaking his ass. 442 00:18:32,660 --> 00:18:35,820 So I'm going to send that in the group chat just for you to have a reference for every 443 00:18:35,820 --> 00:18:36,820 time you want to open it. 444 00:18:36,820 --> 00:18:43,060 I'm just going to pop it open on the map right now. 445 00:18:43,060 --> 00:18:49,460 So Verin retrieves a faceted sapphire the size of a small orange and places it on the 446 00:18:49,460 --> 00:18:50,460 table. 447 00:18:50,460 --> 00:18:55,060 He takes his hand over the gem and a glowing blue image of a building floor plan appears 448 00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:56,140 in the air above it. 449 00:18:56,140 --> 00:18:58,420 He taps the gem and the image vanishes. 450 00:18:58,420 --> 00:19:03,740 The sapphire splits into sections and he passes one fragment to each of you, like this crystal 451 00:19:03,740 --> 00:19:04,740 fragment. 452 00:19:04,740 --> 00:19:08,620 The fragment grows warm in your hand and then melts and then vanishes, leaving a warm tingling 453 00:19:08,620 --> 00:19:10,380 sensation behind. 454 00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:14,100 And he goes, think about the map of Revel's Inn and you'll be able to see it. 455 00:19:14,100 --> 00:19:20,780 So you have a hollow loop that will appear in front of you of Revel's Inn's prison to 456 00:19:20,780 --> 00:19:21,780 use. 457 00:19:21,780 --> 00:19:23,260 It does not cost an action. 458 00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:25,460 You can do that at any time you want to look at it. 459 00:19:25,460 --> 00:19:29,260 That's why I sent it to each of you on the thing, just so you were like, oh, I want to 460 00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:32,340 look at this spot and you can look it up real quick in the star chat. 461 00:19:32,340 --> 00:19:36,620 The group chat. 462 00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:43,160 He does mention though, he says, but this magic will only last five days after you reach 463 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:44,360 Revel's Inn. 464 00:19:44,360 --> 00:19:49,220 So once you reach the prison, you have five days to access until this gem will wear off 465 00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:51,220 and you won't be able to access the map anymore. 466 00:19:51,220 --> 00:19:52,220 Okay. 467 00:19:52,220 --> 00:19:53,220 That's intense. 468 00:19:53,220 --> 00:20:17,220 Yes. 469 00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:23,500 Is there any questions that you have about this mission before we begin and we move on? 470 00:20:23,500 --> 00:20:24,500 No. 471 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,500 No? 472 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:26,500 Yeah. 473 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:29,020 How many guards are there going to be? 474 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:33,140 Like what's the intel on? 475 00:20:33,140 --> 00:20:34,580 Where are we preaching from? 476 00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:36,020 It says plus. 477 00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:37,020 Okay. 478 00:20:37,020 --> 00:20:42,460 The prison has a garrison of 75 guards who work eight hour shifts. 479 00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:48,940 Two thirds of the garrison is off duty and resting in area R19 at any given time. 480 00:20:48,940 --> 00:20:51,860 So there's always a switch out of guards. 481 00:20:51,860 --> 00:20:56,140 Each guard wears a tunic that bears the Lord's Alliance emblem, a gold crown on a red field. 482 00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:59,940 And then the Lord's Alliance is an alliance of all the Lords. 483 00:20:59,940 --> 00:21:02,600 It's a phantom and never winter all the cities. 484 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:07,720 So if you guys get caught, you're fucked and you're on your own. 485 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:08,720 But you want magic. 486 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:12,820 Lilith told me of your problem, your dimensional problem, and he goes, and if you want magic 487 00:21:12,820 --> 00:21:15,220 info, then this vault is the way to get it. 488 00:21:15,220 --> 00:21:19,380 So you get the information, you get the key, come back to me and we open the vault together 489 00:21:19,380 --> 00:21:20,660 and get you the info you need. 490 00:21:20,660 --> 00:21:27,980 So you have as much riding on this as we do to not get caught. 491 00:21:27,980 --> 00:21:32,540 So yes, that is the situation on the guards. 492 00:21:32,540 --> 00:21:41,020 And he also says, he goes, the staff rotate out periodically and we know the schedule 493 00:21:41,020 --> 00:21:46,680 of the next rotation and my agents are standing by to capture a member of the guards and cooks. 494 00:21:46,680 --> 00:21:50,720 So you can take their places if you like to approach that way. 495 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,840 You guys are free to approach any way you like. 496 00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:57,240 But if you want to take the secret sneak in with the guards and cooks, I can assign that 497 00:21:57,240 --> 00:22:00,340 and set that up and have a boat that takes you guys there. 498 00:22:00,340 --> 00:22:04,780 He probably sounds like the best one. 499 00:22:04,780 --> 00:22:10,860 So he goes, but I will warn you that prisoner 13, she was a trusted agent of clan Axebreaker 500 00:22:10,860 --> 00:22:16,940 until she betrayed the clan, stole its fortune and if pressed, she will kill you. 501 00:22:16,940 --> 00:22:21,100 So he kind of tells you, like looks at you guys like really reluctantly. 502 00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:24,020 He goes, her name is Corder Glintstone. 503 00:22:24,020 --> 00:22:28,480 He goes, don't bring that name up unless you need to to identify her. 504 00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:32,260 Because if you say her name that someone else knows, you will have problems. 505 00:22:32,260 --> 00:22:35,040 Because she has running through this prison. 506 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:38,700 She runs this place on her own through her powers. 507 00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:43,180 I don't know how, but she is running things as a prisoner. 508 00:22:43,180 --> 00:22:47,340 So yes, you guys have that info. 509 00:22:47,340 --> 00:22:53,660 We are she and another thing here I need to tell you. 510 00:22:53,660 --> 00:22:57,780 So we got to break someone out that we don't trust at all. 511 00:22:57,780 --> 00:23:04,460 For the escape of this, I will have a small ship within sight of the prison but at a safe 512 00:23:04,460 --> 00:23:05,460 distance. 513 00:23:05,460 --> 00:23:08,880 So when you guys are ready to leave their prison with the target or the info or however 514 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:13,540 you need to do, you can shine a light from the dock after dark and the ship will roll 515 00:23:13,540 --> 00:23:16,220 in to pick you guys up. 516 00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:19,720 So you have all of this information. 517 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:20,720 Are you ready? 518 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:21,720 Yeah. 519 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:22,720 Okay. 520 00:23:22,720 --> 00:23:23,720 What? 521 00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:24,720 I said why not? 522 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:25,720 Oh, I thought you said, uh. 523 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:32,020 Okay, so here is where we are going to break down some stuff. 524 00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:38,020 Who, do you all want to be guards or do you some want to be guards and some be cooks so 525 00:23:38,020 --> 00:23:42,860 that you have a diverse separation of this prison or you all want to stick together as 526 00:23:42,860 --> 00:23:43,860 one unit? 527 00:23:43,860 --> 00:23:44,860 Like how do you want to do this? 528 00:23:44,860 --> 00:23:45,860 I don't like splitting up. 529 00:23:45,860 --> 00:23:49,460 For when they capture these guards and stuff, they know who to replace you with. 530 00:23:49,460 --> 00:23:54,620 Well, I think if some of us are guards that will give us access to the armory as well 531 00:23:54,620 --> 00:23:59,300 and maybe we could lock that up and lock them off from getting in there in case something 532 00:23:59,300 --> 00:24:01,540 goes wrong. 533 00:24:01,540 --> 00:24:06,220 So yeah, Varen tells you also, he says with that gem that's embedded into your fleshy 534 00:24:06,220 --> 00:24:15,020 skin there, you will be able to activate kind of like a hack system if you would. 535 00:24:15,020 --> 00:24:20,500 You can hack a door, make it lock, make it unlock, but once you use that on another door, 536 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:22,500 that one will cease to be working as you were. 537 00:24:22,500 --> 00:24:26,820 So you know what I mean, you can lock and unlock one at a time, shut off a camera one 538 00:24:26,820 --> 00:24:32,500 at a time, only one type of action thing at a time with your gems. 539 00:24:32,500 --> 00:24:34,820 So we can't do like a total blackout. 540 00:24:34,820 --> 00:24:35,820 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 541 00:24:35,820 --> 00:24:39,060 You can't be like lock this door, lock that door, lock that door, lock that door and like 542 00:24:39,060 --> 00:24:40,060 every door is locked down. 543 00:24:40,060 --> 00:24:41,060 Yeah, you can't do it like that. 544 00:24:41,060 --> 00:24:45,180 So only one of it, even though we all have key cards, only one can run. 545 00:24:45,180 --> 00:24:50,620 Only one process because the gem is separated into four so you're all kind of on the same 546 00:24:50,620 --> 00:24:52,740 energy bandwidth. 547 00:24:52,740 --> 00:24:53,740 Yeah. 548 00:24:53,740 --> 00:24:58,740 Okay, so are you all, what do you guys want to do with your plane here? 549 00:24:58,740 --> 00:25:01,140 Guards and cooks or just guards, just cooks? 550 00:25:01,140 --> 00:25:04,860 I feel like we should at least have one cook or something. 551 00:25:04,860 --> 00:25:06,660 It has like a contingency. 552 00:25:06,660 --> 00:25:07,660 Mm hmm. 553 00:25:07,660 --> 00:25:08,660 Mm hmm. 554 00:25:08,660 --> 00:25:09,660 Again? 555 00:25:09,660 --> 00:25:10,660 Anybody want to be a cook? 556 00:25:10,660 --> 00:25:14,460 Whoever knows they can do the best, I'm not going to. 557 00:25:14,460 --> 00:25:17,180 I can make tuna. 558 00:25:17,180 --> 00:25:21,340 I mean, to our rogue, it would be better for a cook to sneak around than it would. 559 00:25:21,340 --> 00:25:22,340 I don't really cook. 560 00:25:22,340 --> 00:25:23,340 I am a cook. 561 00:25:23,340 --> 00:25:24,340 Like a guard can walk around more calmly than. 562 00:25:24,340 --> 00:25:25,340 Dude, does it really cook food? 563 00:25:25,340 --> 00:25:26,340 Yeah. 564 00:25:26,340 --> 00:25:27,340 That's not any special thing. 565 00:25:27,340 --> 00:25:28,340 You want to do that? 566 00:25:28,340 --> 00:25:29,340 No, it's fine, I'm okay. 567 00:25:29,340 --> 00:25:30,340 You want to be a cook? 568 00:25:30,340 --> 00:25:31,340 Yeah. 569 00:25:31,340 --> 00:25:32,340 Okay. 570 00:25:32,340 --> 00:25:33,340 The rest of you just going to be guards then? 571 00:25:33,340 --> 00:25:34,340 Yeah. 572 00:25:34,340 --> 00:25:35,340 Did anyone else want to be a cook? 573 00:25:35,340 --> 00:25:36,340 I could put something in a food maker's six and then we have to take it to the hospital 574 00:25:36,340 --> 00:25:37,340 and then we go to take it to the hospital and you slip right the door. 575 00:25:37,340 --> 00:25:38,340 That is a good plan. 576 00:25:38,340 --> 00:25:39,340 It is a good plan. 577 00:25:39,340 --> 00:25:40,340 Like medical. 578 00:25:40,340 --> 00:25:41,340 Huh. 579 00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:42,340 Hmm. 580 00:25:42,340 --> 00:25:47,340 Who's going to be medical? 581 00:25:47,340 --> 00:25:50,340 Well, it doesn't matter. 582 00:25:50,340 --> 00:25:51,340 Yeah. 583 00:25:51,340 --> 00:25:52,340 They're the guards. 584 00:25:52,340 --> 00:25:58,340 Because the hospital is right next to the exit elevator. 585 00:25:58,340 --> 00:25:59,340 Is it really? 586 00:25:59,340 --> 00:26:02,340 I just turn off the camera and look in the air cell when we're doing patrol and then 587 00:26:02,340 --> 00:26:05,340 I beat the shit out of her and then turn the camera back on. 588 00:26:05,340 --> 00:26:06,340 I'm trying to like, where did they go? 589 00:26:06,340 --> 00:26:08,340 You do have to be careful though because if you... 590 00:26:08,340 --> 00:26:09,340 They probably going to black out on the camera. 591 00:26:09,340 --> 00:26:14,340 You do have to be careful because you guys are replacing guards but that means you will 592 00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:15,340 have shifts. 593 00:26:15,340 --> 00:26:19,340 So like if you're off your shift and you want to sneak around and look, you're still going 594 00:26:19,340 --> 00:26:20,340 to have to sneak around. 595 00:26:20,340 --> 00:26:23,340 If a guard sees you, he's not going to be like, what the fuck? 596 00:26:23,340 --> 00:26:26,340 But he's going to be like, hey buddy, why you walking around here? 597 00:26:26,340 --> 00:26:28,340 Because you're not going to shift. 598 00:26:28,340 --> 00:26:34,340 So yeah, there will be things that can happen with what you got. 599 00:26:34,340 --> 00:26:36,340 Yes, you got the holo map. 600 00:26:36,340 --> 00:26:38,340 You are ready to go if you're ready to go. 601 00:26:38,340 --> 00:26:44,340 You got a plan, somewhat of a plan, maybe poison her and see if medical can get out. 602 00:26:44,340 --> 00:26:46,340 Yeah. 603 00:26:46,340 --> 00:26:50,340 We might do some studying of the facility once we're in. 604 00:26:50,340 --> 00:26:54,340 You know you got five days once you've reached the place until your gym wears out. 605 00:26:54,340 --> 00:26:57,340 So you at least have five days to try and... 606 00:26:57,340 --> 00:26:59,340 Yeah, we might take a day for reconnaissance. 607 00:26:59,340 --> 00:27:02,340 Okay, so you guys ready to head out then? 608 00:27:02,340 --> 00:27:03,340 Yeah. 609 00:27:03,340 --> 00:27:12,340 Okay, so as you guys kind of go to walk out, you are each equipped with a set of four greater 610 00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:14,340 healing potions from Varren. 611 00:27:14,340 --> 00:27:17,340 He's going to give each of you four to take with you. 612 00:27:17,340 --> 00:27:23,340 It has a prepayment to keep you alive, to get the job done just in case things shit hits the fan. 613 00:27:23,340 --> 00:27:28,340 Are we going to have a specific type of inventory once we go in then? 614 00:27:28,340 --> 00:27:35,340 Yeah, once you get in, you're going to have to give up your weapons and you're going to have to get your 615 00:27:35,340 --> 00:27:39,340 standard gear of a guard, yes. 616 00:27:39,340 --> 00:27:40,340 You would be a guard basically. 617 00:27:40,340 --> 00:27:45,340 You could conceal weapons if you have certain weapons to conceal, like a dagger or something. 618 00:27:45,340 --> 00:27:49,340 Can I carry more than those four potions? 619 00:27:49,340 --> 00:27:50,340 More than those? 620 00:27:50,340 --> 00:27:51,340 Yeah, you can carry as many potions as you want. 621 00:27:51,340 --> 00:27:52,340 I already had four. 622 00:27:52,340 --> 00:27:54,340 Yeah, they're not going to confiscate a potion from you. 623 00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:56,340 Is that four dispersed or per person? 624 00:27:56,340 --> 00:28:00,340 Each person is going to get four because he wants to keep each of you alive to get this job done. 625 00:28:00,340 --> 00:28:01,340 So just potion of healing? 626 00:28:01,340 --> 00:28:02,340 Greater. 627 00:28:02,340 --> 00:28:03,340 Greater healing. 628 00:28:03,340 --> 00:28:04,340 Four of them. 629 00:28:04,340 --> 00:28:05,340 I got six of them now. 630 00:28:05,340 --> 00:28:06,340 I got eight. 631 00:28:06,340 --> 00:28:09,340 I'm going to really do some guarding. 632 00:28:09,340 --> 00:28:12,340 Okay, are you guys ready then? 633 00:28:12,340 --> 00:28:14,340 Head out. 634 00:28:14,340 --> 00:28:18,340 All prisoners in the Rebels End are identified by a number as well. 635 00:28:18,340 --> 00:28:22,340 So like for protocol, every prisoner is just prisoner whatever. 636 00:28:22,340 --> 00:28:24,340 Prisoner 13 is who you are after. 637 00:28:24,340 --> 00:28:28,340 Okay, so Varen has sent word out to his agents. 638 00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:33,340 And you guys meet up with a dwarf spy named Bethra. 639 00:28:33,340 --> 00:28:41,340 You guys arrive in Luskin and she provides you with the uniforms for your chosen covers and directs you to report to a ship called the Jolly Pelican. 640 00:28:41,340 --> 00:28:50,340 In the following dawn, this ship regularly delivers a fresh rotation of prison staff to Rebels End and returns the relief ship to the Sword Coast. 641 00:28:50,340 --> 00:28:53,340 There are 25 guards and six cooks are bound for the prison. 642 00:28:53,340 --> 00:28:58,340 One is Miss Muffin as a cook in full cook outfit and chef hat. 643 00:28:58,340 --> 00:28:59,340 Chef Dave Muffet. 644 00:28:59,340 --> 00:29:02,340 Are you guys taking fake names while you go in here? 645 00:29:02,340 --> 00:29:04,340 My name's Jeff. 646 00:29:04,340 --> 00:29:05,340 Your name's Jeff? 647 00:29:05,340 --> 00:29:07,340 His name is God Jeff. 648 00:29:07,340 --> 00:29:08,340 God Jeff. 649 00:29:08,340 --> 00:29:10,340 Miss Muffin, what's your fake name? 650 00:29:10,340 --> 00:29:12,340 Sassy Sue Chef Sue. 651 00:29:12,340 --> 00:29:14,340 Sassy Sue Chef Sue. 652 00:29:14,340 --> 00:29:16,340 Hang on, I'm going to have to write some stuff down. 653 00:29:16,340 --> 00:29:19,340 Sassy Sue Chef Sue. 654 00:29:19,340 --> 00:29:20,340 Hi. 655 00:29:20,340 --> 00:29:21,340 Sassy Sue Chef Sue. 656 00:29:21,340 --> 00:29:23,340 Sassy Sue Chef Sue. 657 00:29:23,340 --> 00:29:25,340 Why would you do that? 658 00:29:25,340 --> 00:29:27,340 Why can't you just have a name like that? 659 00:29:27,340 --> 00:29:29,340 My name's Jeff. 660 00:29:29,340 --> 00:29:30,340 I don't want to be Jeff. 661 00:29:30,340 --> 00:29:33,340 Sassy Sue Chef Sue. 662 00:29:33,340 --> 00:29:34,340 You're Jeff. 663 00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:35,340 I'm Borat. 664 00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:38,340 We're going right now. 665 00:29:38,340 --> 00:29:41,340 Duke, you are...my name's Jeff. 666 00:29:41,340 --> 00:29:42,340 My name's Jeff. 667 00:29:42,340 --> 00:29:44,340 Jeff. 668 00:29:44,340 --> 00:29:45,340 His name is my name? 669 00:29:45,340 --> 00:29:46,340 Yes. 670 00:29:46,340 --> 00:29:47,340 It is now. 671 00:29:47,340 --> 00:29:48,340 Mine's my first name. 672 00:29:48,340 --> 00:29:51,340 His name, my middle name. 673 00:29:51,340 --> 00:29:53,340 Archie, what's your fake name? 674 00:29:53,340 --> 00:29:54,340 It's Jeff. 675 00:29:54,340 --> 00:29:55,340 It is a possibility Jeff. 676 00:29:55,340 --> 00:29:56,340 It's Jeff. 677 00:29:56,340 --> 00:29:59,340 My name's Jeff. 678 00:29:59,340 --> 00:30:01,340 I don't know. 679 00:30:01,340 --> 00:30:03,340 Fleece Dick, what's your fake name? 680 00:30:03,340 --> 00:30:04,340 I'm De Zohan. 681 00:30:04,340 --> 00:30:05,340 De Zohan? 682 00:30:05,340 --> 00:30:06,340 De Zohan. 683 00:30:06,340 --> 00:30:08,340 Alright, De Zohan. 684 00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:10,340 Okay, Archie? 685 00:30:10,340 --> 00:30:12,340 Oh shit. 686 00:30:12,340 --> 00:30:16,340 Nate, what's Archie's name? 687 00:30:16,340 --> 00:30:17,340 Huh? 688 00:30:17,340 --> 00:30:18,340 What's Archie's name? 689 00:30:18,340 --> 00:30:19,340 Ronald. 690 00:30:19,340 --> 00:30:20,340 Archie's name? 691 00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:21,340 What's his fake name? 692 00:30:21,340 --> 00:30:22,340 What's our fake name, guys? 693 00:30:22,340 --> 00:30:23,340 The Hamburglar. 694 00:30:23,340 --> 00:30:24,340 Alright, Hamburglar. 695 00:30:24,340 --> 00:30:27,340 That's the first one I heard. 696 00:30:27,340 --> 00:30:28,340 How's that? 697 00:30:28,340 --> 00:30:29,340 Or Jimmy Hendrix? 698 00:30:29,340 --> 00:30:30,340 Just because of Archie though. 699 00:30:30,340 --> 00:30:31,340 His name is Jimmy. 700 00:30:31,340 --> 00:30:32,340 So, yeah, we have... 701 00:30:32,340 --> 00:30:33,340 Nick Nixon. 702 00:30:33,340 --> 00:30:34,340 Okay, so we have our... 703 00:30:34,340 --> 00:30:35,340 That's how you spell. 704 00:30:35,340 --> 00:30:36,340 My name is Jeff. 705 00:30:36,340 --> 00:30:37,340 My name is Jeff. 706 00:30:37,340 --> 00:30:38,340 My name is Jeff. 707 00:30:38,340 --> 00:30:39,340 My name is Jeff. 708 00:30:39,340 --> 00:30:40,340 My name is Jeff. 709 00:30:40,340 --> 00:30:41,340 My name is Jeff. 710 00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:42,340 My name is Jeff. 711 00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:43,340 My name is Jeff. 712 00:30:43,340 --> 00:30:44,340 My name is Jeff. 713 00:30:44,340 --> 00:30:45,340 My name is Jeff. 714 00:30:45,340 --> 00:30:46,340 Alright, so we got Miss Muffins. 715 00:30:46,340 --> 00:30:49,340 So we got Miss Muffin in disguise as Sassy Sous Chef Sous. 716 00:30:49,340 --> 00:30:50,340 Sassy Sous Sassy. 717 00:30:50,340 --> 00:30:56,340 Archie as Hamburglar and Flea Stick as the Zoho. 718 00:30:56,340 --> 00:30:59,340 And they make their journey towards... 719 00:30:59,340 --> 00:31:00,340 Zoho. 720 00:31:00,340 --> 00:31:01,340 Zoho. 721 00:31:01,340 --> 00:31:04,340 To the Rebels Inn. 722 00:31:04,340 --> 00:31:10,340 We go through a deep montage of traveling through sea, Flea Stick puking, people crying, 723 00:31:10,340 --> 00:31:12,340 and everyone mad. 724 00:31:12,340 --> 00:31:19,100 So we push through and then as you guys kind of are looking through a haze of sea-driven 725 00:31:19,100 --> 00:31:24,720 madness and lay on the sea for three days, perched on a high cliff overlooking the sea 726 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:30,860 of moving ice is a bleak stone fortress carved from a gigantic blade-shaped rock. 727 00:31:30,860 --> 00:31:35,340 A central tower looms above the rest of the fortress and a light leaks from its arrow 728 00:31:35,340 --> 00:31:36,340 slits. 729 00:31:36,340 --> 00:31:40,040 Four smaller towers rise from the outermost corners of the fortress and guards can be 730 00:31:40,040 --> 00:32:04,220 seen atop them. 731 00:32:04,220 --> 00:32:11,420 So you guys are approaching from sea. 732 00:32:11,420 --> 00:32:13,620 It is extremely cold by the way. 733 00:32:13,620 --> 00:32:17,340 Like you guys are all being given like blankets and shit while on the ship. 734 00:32:17,340 --> 00:32:20,820 But it is like if someone tried to break out of here and run, they would freeze death before 735 00:32:20,820 --> 00:32:21,820 they made it anywhere. 736 00:32:21,820 --> 00:32:22,820 Nipples. 737 00:32:22,820 --> 00:32:28,300 Yes, your nipples are hard. 738 00:32:28,300 --> 00:32:30,820 The prison has four guard towers you saw. 739 00:32:30,820 --> 00:32:39,580 Okay, so as you guys kind of dock up to the edge of the mountain, the cave-in-out, you 740 00:32:39,580 --> 00:32:43,860 guys are directed off of the ship and you are headed towards an elevator to the cliff 741 00:32:43,860 --> 00:32:48,420 and it takes you way up atop through these front doors. 742 00:32:48,420 --> 00:32:52,220 Okay, so the characters posing as guards. 743 00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:59,140 You guys are taken to the barracks, so area R19 if you are using your map to look at. 744 00:32:59,140 --> 00:33:00,140 You will know that. 745 00:33:00,140 --> 00:33:02,820 So you guys are directed off the ship and towards an elevator. 746 00:33:02,820 --> 00:33:07,700 You ride this elevator to a cliff top and are admitted through the front doors and the 747 00:33:07,700 --> 00:33:12,780 characters posing as guards are taken to the barracks in area R19 where you meet with head 748 00:33:12,780 --> 00:33:18,580 guard Yula Dargaria, a no-nonsense stickler for the prison's rules. 749 00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:22,360 She kind of looks at all of you three guards standing there and she goes, I don't recognize 750 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:23,360 your faces. 751 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,060 Who the hell are you? 752 00:33:25,060 --> 00:33:26,060 My name is Jeff. 753 00:33:26,060 --> 00:33:27,820 He goes, your name is Jeff? 754 00:33:27,820 --> 00:33:28,820 My name is Jeff. 755 00:33:28,820 --> 00:33:37,340 She looks over at Dazohan and she goes, is he saying anything else other than my name 756 00:33:37,340 --> 00:33:38,340 is Jeff? 757 00:33:38,340 --> 00:33:39,340 My name is Dazohan. 758 00:33:39,340 --> 00:33:45,340 She looks at you, I didn't ask you that. 759 00:33:45,340 --> 00:33:49,380 She goes, does he say? 760 00:33:49,380 --> 00:33:50,380 So your name is Dazohan? 761 00:33:50,380 --> 00:33:51,380 Dazohan, yes. 762 00:33:51,380 --> 00:33:52,380 Dazohan, yes? 763 00:33:52,380 --> 00:33:53,380 Okay, alright, alright. 764 00:33:53,380 --> 00:33:58,380 She looks over at Archie and she goes, what's your name? 765 00:33:58,380 --> 00:33:59,380 I'm Dazohan. 766 00:33:59,380 --> 00:34:00,380 That gets silky smooth. 767 00:34:00,380 --> 00:34:07,020 My name is Dan Burglar, but you can call me Berg for short. 768 00:34:07,020 --> 00:34:08,020 Berg! 769 00:34:08,020 --> 00:34:11,260 Because I'm not going to call you Berg for short because we don't do nicknames around 770 00:34:11,260 --> 00:34:12,260 here, private. 771 00:34:12,260 --> 00:34:13,260 Whatever. 772 00:34:13,260 --> 00:34:21,140 She kind of looks at you guys and she goes, okay, so all of you get your shit together, 773 00:34:21,140 --> 00:34:28,060 get your bed set up, get ready for your shifts and we will be back here soon to get you guys 774 00:34:28,060 --> 00:34:29,060 going. 775 00:34:29,060 --> 00:34:35,140 And she kind of like does a full like, stands at my name Jeff. 776 00:34:35,140 --> 00:34:38,220 As he salutes. 777 00:34:38,220 --> 00:34:43,260 Yes, she goes, okay, yeah, your name is Jeff, my name, yes. 778 00:34:43,260 --> 00:34:47,500 And she just like walks away and walks outside. 779 00:34:47,500 --> 00:34:50,420 And kind of you guys can fiddle around and get your beds set up. 780 00:34:50,420 --> 00:34:51,420 My bunk will be spotless. 781 00:34:51,420 --> 00:34:52,420 Spotless, yes to me. 782 00:34:52,420 --> 00:34:53,420 My name is Jeff. 783 00:34:53,420 --> 00:34:54,420 I will be an obedient guard. 784 00:34:54,420 --> 00:34:55,420 He's now a Pokemon. 785 00:34:55,420 --> 00:34:56,420 Is that all he said? 786 00:34:56,420 --> 00:35:05,620 I may be slow to talk to but I will be shit. 787 00:35:05,620 --> 00:35:10,060 Okay so, I'm here to impress. 788 00:35:10,060 --> 00:35:12,060 Miss Muffin, oh sorry. 789 00:35:12,060 --> 00:35:13,460 Sassy Sue Chef Sue. 790 00:35:13,460 --> 00:35:16,180 Sassy Sue Chef Sue. 791 00:35:16,180 --> 00:35:23,420 You are a frozen cuts cook and you are taken to the kitchen in area R8 where you report 792 00:35:23,420 --> 00:35:28,860 to Chef Tiny Tulane, a hulking jovial man who carries an enormous saucepan. 793 00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:32,900 He's just got like a gigantic saucepan with him. 794 00:35:32,900 --> 00:35:38,420 And so he kind of looks at you and he goes, you here for helping cook? 795 00:35:38,420 --> 00:35:41,420 My name is Sassy Sue Chef Sue. 796 00:35:41,420 --> 00:35:46,340 You see him raise up the saucepan like he's about to hit you right in the head. 797 00:35:46,340 --> 00:35:50,660 He brings the saucepan up in the air and he's like staring at you and you can just tell 798 00:35:50,660 --> 00:35:52,700 he's like shaking about to smack you in the head. 799 00:35:52,700 --> 00:35:54,860 He says, don't hit again. 800 00:35:54,860 --> 00:35:56,980 You'll lose another Sous Chef. 801 00:35:56,980 --> 00:36:01,700 And he puts it down and he goes, your name is Sassy Sous Chef Sue? 802 00:36:01,700 --> 00:36:02,700 Yes. 803 00:36:02,700 --> 00:36:08,020 So it is ironic that I hired you to be Sous Chef if your name is Sous Chef Sue? 804 00:36:08,020 --> 00:36:09,020 Yes. 805 00:36:09,020 --> 00:36:10,480 Okay, that is good. 806 00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:18,500 We need to start getting breakfast ready for the prisoners. 807 00:36:18,500 --> 00:36:20,780 Would you like to help me start cutting up Sous Chef Sue? 808 00:36:20,780 --> 00:36:22,980 Yeah, you want me to crack some eggs? 809 00:36:22,980 --> 00:36:26,020 Yeah, and you start cracking some eggs. 810 00:36:26,020 --> 00:36:29,940 Give me a sleight of hand dexterity check. 811 00:36:29,940 --> 00:36:34,420 This dude's been hitting the head of the saucepan a lot. 812 00:36:34,420 --> 00:36:35,700 16 plus 4? 813 00:36:35,700 --> 00:36:40,660 Yeah, so you expertly crack a bunch of eggs into this bowl and he's watching you do it 814 00:36:40,660 --> 00:36:43,980 and smacking all these eggs into these bowls and like whipping them up and you start making 815 00:36:43,980 --> 00:36:47,420 food and he's like, I didn't tell you next step, but you do good, do good job. 816 00:36:47,420 --> 00:36:51,420 And then he kind of starts walking away and let you cook eggs and stuff. 817 00:36:51,420 --> 00:36:59,140 As we flip back to our guards, you guys have gotten your beds nice and done. 818 00:36:59,140 --> 00:37:00,140 My name is Jeff. 819 00:37:00,140 --> 00:37:03,260 You've got yours spotless clean trying to impress. 820 00:37:03,260 --> 00:37:08,420 So Eula Darkeria kind of walks back inside and she goes, all right, I see you guys got 821 00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:11,540 situated and she looks at your spot and she goes, my name is Jeff. 822 00:37:11,540 --> 00:37:12,540 Very clean, very straightforward. 823 00:37:12,540 --> 00:37:13,540 I like it, I like it. 824 00:37:13,540 --> 00:37:14,540 She goes, good job. 825 00:37:14,540 --> 00:37:15,540 You don't got to say anything. 826 00:37:15,540 --> 00:37:16,540 You don't got to say anything. 827 00:37:16,540 --> 00:37:17,540 Good job. 828 00:37:17,540 --> 00:37:18,540 And then you see her get like very nervous. 829 00:37:18,540 --> 00:37:19,540 Like, okay, good. 830 00:37:19,540 --> 00:37:30,540 And she goes, I kind of do like the open mouth stop like, hold it back. 831 00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:31,540 Okay. 832 00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:34,420 So she goes, so we're going to get you guys started on your first shift. 833 00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:35,420 You're going to do your shift. 834 00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:36,420 You're going to loop around. 835 00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:37,420 You're going to make sure everything's good. 836 00:37:37,420 --> 00:37:38,420 Check on the prisoners. 837 00:37:38,420 --> 00:37:39,940 They'll be bringing breakfast soon. 838 00:37:39,940 --> 00:37:41,420 So don't worry about the cooks. 839 00:37:41,420 --> 00:37:46,100 If they give you any trouble, I don't know, just kick them in the head or something. 840 00:37:46,100 --> 00:37:51,820 So yeah, you guys can begin your first shift to walk around the prisoners area, the cells 841 00:37:51,820 --> 00:37:56,460 to also make perception checks, talk to anyone, but you have to be careful because you can 842 00:37:56,460 --> 00:37:59,620 get in trouble for talking to prisoners too much. 843 00:37:59,620 --> 00:38:00,620 So you guys. 844 00:38:00,620 --> 00:38:04,940 Well, good thing I don't say much. 845 00:38:04,940 --> 00:38:09,580 So yeah, you guys start your shift and you start to make your way around. 846 00:38:09,580 --> 00:38:13,660 You're walking through this long corridor down the outer ridges of the cells and you 847 00:38:13,660 --> 00:38:16,740 can kind of hear like inmates screaming and yelling and stuff. 848 00:38:16,740 --> 00:38:20,620 And you can see anti-magic fields around all the cells. 849 00:38:20,620 --> 00:38:23,980 So like anyone with magic inside of it cannot be used. 850 00:38:23,980 --> 00:38:26,220 It completely blocks all the magic. 851 00:38:26,220 --> 00:38:28,820 So you guys see that. 852 00:38:28,820 --> 00:38:32,380 Would you like to make perception checks as you kind of are looping around this thing 853 00:38:32,380 --> 00:38:35,380 a couple of times? 854 00:38:35,380 --> 00:38:38,380 Sure. 855 00:38:38,380 --> 00:38:44,380 17. 856 00:38:44,380 --> 00:38:49,380 That's 20. 857 00:38:49,380 --> 00:38:52,380 That's 20? 858 00:38:52,380 --> 00:38:53,380 13. 859 00:38:53,380 --> 00:38:54,380 Plus four. 860 00:38:54,380 --> 00:38:55,380 Okay. 861 00:38:55,380 --> 00:38:57,180 So with that 20, you guys are kind of walking around, walking around and like you're looking, 862 00:38:57,180 --> 00:39:00,100 you're kind of doing the like peeping out the corner of your eye, looking through cells 863 00:39:00,100 --> 00:39:01,940 and kind of checking things out. 864 00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:08,700 And you see this woman sitting in this cell and she's kind of just like crouched down, 865 00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:10,300 like looking at the wall, just kind of staring. 866 00:39:10,300 --> 00:39:13,980 But you hear like whispering and like mumbling to herself and you notice that she's very 867 00:39:13,980 --> 00:39:14,980 odd. 868 00:39:14,980 --> 00:39:17,780 Is there anything you'd like to do with that? 869 00:39:17,780 --> 00:39:21,420 Is she silky smooth? 870 00:39:21,420 --> 00:39:22,420 Is she silky smooth? 871 00:39:22,420 --> 00:39:23,420 I don't know. 872 00:39:23,420 --> 00:39:24,420 You'd have to ask her. 873 00:39:24,420 --> 00:39:28,020 Be careful too. 874 00:39:28,020 --> 00:39:29,020 What cells is this? 875 00:39:29,020 --> 00:39:30,020 Is this the cell? 876 00:39:30,020 --> 00:39:31,020 What? 877 00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:32,980 Do you say this is the- 878 00:39:32,980 --> 00:39:36,020 You don't know exactly which person this is, but you just see someone there. 879 00:39:36,020 --> 00:39:37,020 So. 880 00:39:37,020 --> 00:39:38,020 Kind of peeking around. 881 00:39:38,020 --> 00:39:43,340 You want to give me another perception check now that you're up close and like kind of 882 00:39:43,340 --> 00:39:45,340 looking through this cell? 883 00:39:45,340 --> 00:39:46,340 19. 884 00:39:46,340 --> 00:39:47,340 Okay. 885 00:39:47,340 --> 00:39:52,940 So you look through this cell and you see definitely it's a dwarven woman kind of crap, 886 00:39:52,940 --> 00:39:58,380 crouched down on the ground and she's got tattoos. 887 00:39:58,380 --> 00:39:59,940 She's tired. 888 00:39:59,940 --> 00:40:05,660 She's got tattoos that go all the way up her arms and like full sleeves from like wrist 889 00:40:05,660 --> 00:40:07,620 to like shoulder. 890 00:40:07,620 --> 00:40:10,660 They're kind of glowing like a faint blue and she's like whispering to them. 891 00:40:10,660 --> 00:40:13,100 What would you like to do? 892 00:40:13,100 --> 00:40:16,780 She's summoning magic and anti-feud. 893 00:40:16,780 --> 00:40:17,780 Sounds like our girl. 894 00:40:17,780 --> 00:40:18,780 Whisper ass breaker. 895 00:40:18,780 --> 00:40:19,780 Whisper ass breaker. 896 00:40:19,780 --> 00:40:28,700 You whisper in ass breaker as you're like walking by. 897 00:40:28,700 --> 00:40:33,540 You see her head kind of turn and she goes ass breaker. 898 00:40:33,540 --> 00:40:34,540 That's funny. 899 00:40:34,540 --> 00:40:39,860 Then she kind of turns back around and starts whispering to her arm again. 900 00:40:39,860 --> 00:40:46,380 But as you kind of do that, make me a dexterity save. 901 00:40:46,380 --> 00:40:49,380 You ass breaker. 902 00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:54,460 I just seen it. 903 00:40:54,460 --> 00:40:55,460 Eight. 904 00:40:55,460 --> 00:40:56,460 Eight? 905 00:40:56,460 --> 00:40:57,460 Yep. 906 00:40:57,460 --> 00:41:04,220 Okay, so you're kind of like whispering through this thing and you say that and she kind of 907 00:41:04,220 --> 00:41:06,620 says that and you're kind of like trying to think of like what? 908 00:41:06,620 --> 00:41:07,940 Like did she think I was funny? 909 00:41:07,940 --> 00:41:08,940 Like what the heck? 910 00:41:08,940 --> 00:41:09,940 And then a guard walks up behind you. 911 00:41:09,940 --> 00:41:12,900 He goes, what the hell are you doing talking to that inmate? 912 00:41:12,900 --> 00:41:13,900 Hey, yeah, bro. 913 00:41:13,900 --> 00:41:14,900 I want to talk. 914 00:41:14,900 --> 00:41:20,820 I'm making fun of her because she's talking to herself, dude. 915 00:41:20,820 --> 00:41:22,740 He goes, that's still talking to her. 916 00:41:22,740 --> 00:41:23,740 You're not supposed to talk to inmates. 917 00:41:23,740 --> 00:41:24,740 He goes, we can't talk to inmates. 918 00:41:24,740 --> 00:41:25,740 I was talking. 919 00:41:25,740 --> 00:41:26,740 I just walked up out of nowhere. 920 00:41:26,740 --> 00:41:27,740 I was like, salute. 921 00:41:27,740 --> 00:41:28,740 My name is Jeff. 922 00:41:28,740 --> 00:41:30,900 He goes, oh, my name is Jeff. 923 00:41:30,900 --> 00:41:32,460 I've heard good things about you. 924 00:41:32,460 --> 00:41:33,460 You've done well. 925 00:41:33,460 --> 00:41:35,820 You had a good bed set up. 926 00:41:35,820 --> 00:41:38,020 But your friend here can't be talking to inmates. 927 00:41:38,020 --> 00:41:39,380 You guys can't talk to inmates. 928 00:41:39,380 --> 00:41:42,940 He goes, luckily I caught you and luckily my name is Jeff is a good guy. 929 00:41:42,940 --> 00:41:47,100 He goes, but, he goes, let's not have this happen again. 930 00:41:47,100 --> 00:41:48,100 And your suspicion level rises. 931 00:41:48,100 --> 00:41:49,100 I kind of smack him upside the head. 932 00:41:49,100 --> 00:41:50,100 I go, my name's Jeff. 933 00:41:50,100 --> 00:41:51,100 My name's Jeff. 934 00:41:51,100 --> 00:41:52,100 Okay. 935 00:41:52,100 --> 00:41:53,100 You're like, I'm going to go. 936 00:41:53,100 --> 00:41:57,020 I'm going to go, good job. 937 00:41:57,020 --> 00:42:01,220 Yeah, but suspicion level rises one percent. 938 00:42:01,220 --> 00:42:02,300 For me? 939 00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:04,860 For overall, the guards. 940 00:42:04,860 --> 00:42:05,860 Specifically him, yes. 941 00:42:05,860 --> 00:42:06,860 I was like, I did a good job with Ben. 942 00:42:06,860 --> 00:42:07,860 My name's Jeff. 943 00:42:07,860 --> 00:42:08,860 I didn't even say anything to her. 944 00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:09,860 But I make bad, bad nights. 945 00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:10,860 Did you use check? 946 00:42:10,860 --> 00:42:11,860 I make bad, bad nights. 947 00:42:11,860 --> 00:42:12,860 You make bad, bad nights. 948 00:42:12,860 --> 00:42:13,860 I just picked you off of the street. 949 00:42:13,860 --> 00:42:14,860 I was like, I'm going to go. 950 00:42:14,860 --> 00:42:15,860 I'm going to go. 951 00:42:15,860 --> 00:42:16,860 I'm going to go. 952 00:42:16,860 --> 00:42:17,860 I'm going to go. 953 00:42:17,860 --> 00:42:18,860 I'm going to go. 954 00:42:18,860 --> 00:42:19,860 I'm going to go. 955 00:42:19,860 --> 00:42:20,860 I'm going to go. 956 00:42:20,860 --> 00:42:21,860 I'm going to go. 957 00:42:21,860 --> 00:42:22,860 I'm going to go. 958 00:42:22,860 --> 00:42:23,860 I'm going to go. 959 00:42:23,860 --> 00:42:24,860 I'm going to go. 960 00:42:24,860 --> 00:42:25,860 I'm going to go. 961 00:42:25,860 --> 00:42:26,860 I'm going to go. 962 00:42:26,860 --> 00:42:27,860 I'm going to go. 963 00:42:27,860 --> 00:42:28,860 I'm going to go. 964 00:42:28,860 --> 00:42:29,860 I'm going to go. 965 00:42:29,860 --> 00:42:30,960 I'm going to go. 966 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:32,440 I'm going to go. 967 00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:33,580 I'm going to go. 968 00:42:33,580 --> 00:42:34,580 I'm going to go. 969 00:42:34,580 --> 00:42:37,660 I'm going to go. 970 00:42:37,660 --> 00:42:38,660 I'm going to go. 971 00:42:38,660 --> 00:42:39,660 I'm going to go. 972 00:42:39,660 --> 00:42:40,660 I'm going to go. 973 00:42:40,660 --> 00:42:41,660 I'm going to go. 974 00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:42,940 I'm going to go. 975 00:42:42,940 --> 00:42:44,460 I'm going to go. 976 00:42:44,460 --> 00:42:46,200 I'm going to go. 977 00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:47,200 Me too. 978 00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:48,800 sehenhuffGA SEO 979 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:53,600 our cook. Me! Yeah, you just finished making eggs and you're about to deliver 980 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:59,240 breakfast to all the prisoners. So make me a perception check as you start 981 00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:06,560 walking around and see what you see. Make you a perception check. 18. As you're walking out 982 00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:11,820 you see three cards walking away. You see very clearly Flea Stick rubbing his 983 00:43:11,820 --> 00:43:15,680 head kind of looking disappointed while you hear out the distance, my name is 984 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:25,760 Dan. Yeah, but yeah you what'd you get? 18. Yeah, so yeah you see the same thing. 985 00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:29,480 You see the woman crouched in there where they were walking away from her, 986 00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:33,480 but you start to slide you can slide eggs through each of the cells as you're 987 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:36,300 walking your way there. What would you like to do when you get to her cell? 988 00:43:36,300 --> 00:43:41,720 Anything special? Or would you like to just move on? I'm gonna look around to 989 00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:48,600 see if anybody's near to hear or see me and I'm gonna look at her cell and say... 990 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:54,240 Make me a stealth check to see if you can do it sneakily without anyone seeing 991 00:43:54,240 --> 00:44:06,520 you. 19. Okay, yep you do it without being seen. What do you say to her? Bitches you 992 00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:19,160 13. Bitches you 13? She turns around, she goes, are you asking me my inmate number 993 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:25,160 or my age? Your inmate number. She goes, yes I'm 13 but don't you know that? I do 994 00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:30,720 know. Here's your eggs. You can definitely tell she's like giving you a weird 995 00:44:30,720 --> 00:44:39,320 look as you... But nothing else? Now I'm gonna go on and give the rest of them eggs and get back to my business. 996 00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:44,400 Okay, all right you deliver the rest of your eggs. So your guys a shift is over 997 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:48,240 the guards and they're taking over other guards. Is there anything special you'd 998 00:44:48,240 --> 00:44:52,000 like to do throughout this whole area? You're back in your barracks transferring 999 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:58,280 off but you're... Can I take a stroll to the kitchen to get something to eat? Yeah you can do that, that's fine. 1000 00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:02,400 You just have to sign out of your barracks guard that you're going to get 1001 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:07,320 food so they know to keep track of what guards are where. So you gonna sign, are 1002 00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:12,040 you going to sign the paper to sign out sheet or are you not gonna sign it? 1003 00:45:12,040 --> 00:45:17,040 If I get caught on the way back I'm on the sign out sheet. Then we might get fucked. 1004 00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:22,520 Do I have to go to the armory to turn my weapons for the night? No, the guards do not have to turn in their 1005 00:45:22,520 --> 00:45:25,280 armory because you guys go back to your barracks, you sleep, you maintain your 1006 00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:29,880 weapons and then you wake up and you go straight to shift. Emergency protocols. Yes, just in case 1007 00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:35,600 things happen. Yeah sure, I'll sign the paper. Okay, yeah you sign the paper. 1008 00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:44,360 Hamburglar. And yeah you start to make your way to the kitchen. You make your way 1009 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:47,880 there and when you walk in you see your good friend Miss Muffin cleaning up 1010 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:51,320 dishes and such from eggs. What would you like to do here? Just to get food or 1011 00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:57,120 were you liking to spy and secret stuff? Yeah, I'm gonna ask her for food and see if she's seen anything. 1012 00:45:57,120 --> 00:46:10,080 Yeah, so yeah Miss Muffin. So Miss Muffin is sassy sous chef Sue and she's gonna once again look around see 1013 00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:15,120 where my sous chef boss is, see if any guards are listening in or looking at us. 1014 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:19,480 Make a perception check. You mean the chef? Yeah the chef, you're the sous chef. 1015 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:27,280 Was it perception or stealth? Perception. Five. You perceive nothing, you don't perceive anything. 1016 00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:37,000 So yeah you think it's clear. Go ahead you think it's clear. I'm gonna hand him a 1017 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:47,200 plate of eggs and look at him and say I found 13. Action, end of the scene 1018 00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:53,440 sequence. Okay sorry, yeah you found 13. So yeah what would you like to do with 1019 00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:57,600 that information Archie? You know that that woman you guys talked to is 13. 1020 00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:07,840 I'm gonna take a look around and make sure no one's around. Go ahead sure give me a perception check. 1021 00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:16,880 Wow five. Okay so yeah you're uh you don't see anything. You don't perceive anybody. 1022 00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:22,480 Wait I already know though that that's the same woman I don't have to like confirm that with it. 1023 00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:26,360 No yeah she said that she found the 13 is there and I can I mean unless you I'm 1024 00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:32,160 assuming you tell her that you talked to her yeah it's 13 yeah that is 13 but you 1025 00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:37,720 did not perceive anything from your perception check. Well then I'm gonna nod and walk on. 1026 00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:42,320 Yeah say thank you for the eggs and get the hell out of there. Head back to barracks. 1027 00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:47,640 Okay so as you walk out of the barracks make me a deck save. 1028 00:47:47,640 --> 00:48:09,640 Oh shit. Natural 20 plus 6. Plus 6 wow okay. So as you step out of this door you uh you this guard kind of walks up to you and he goes like reach for your harm and grab you and you kind of spin around and push his arm off and the eggs are still in your hand like spinning around and he goes what were you just talking about in there? 1029 00:48:09,640 --> 00:48:12,640 Why were you talking about inmate 13? What do you want with her? 1030 00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:16,640 I wasn't saying anything about inmate 13. I was getting eggs bro chill. 1031 00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:30,640 Okay he goes listen listen he like looks around for a second he goes you need to stop asking questions about prisoner 13. She's got power with this place that you don't understand because she's right now if I don't if I don't tell you this she's gonna make my fucking head explode okay? 1032 00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:35,640 And then he like quickly looks around and just takes off running down the hallway like takes off running. 1033 00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:38,640 Oh shit. 1034 00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:50,640 This episode of Dummies with Dice features Kelly Lee as Miss Muffin, Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal, Ryan Hart as Archie Ortiz, Ryan Tucker as Flea Stick Sock Jelly, and Tristan Hayes is the DM. 1035 00:48:50,640 --> 00:49:01,640 The episode is edited and mixed by Tristan Hayes. The artwork for Dummies with Dice created by Al Sorensen can be found on Instagram under ARCSI0. 1036 00:49:01,640 --> 00:49:04,640 The theme song is The Intense Fiddle by Ben Caldera. 1037 00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:13,640 When it comes to Dummies with Dice you can find our website on rss.com slash podcast slash Dummies with Dice and on Facebook at Dummies with Dice. 1038 00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:23,640 Most importantly join our Patreon at patreon.com slash Dummies with Dice for free or for $3 monthly to gain access to a discord and bonus content. 1039 00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:38,640 Come back in two weeks for new episodes of Dummies with Dice.