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Viewer warning use of violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and

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alcohol use.

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Welcome to Dummies with Dice, a Dungeons & Dragons actual play podcast that follows four not-so-average

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dummies of our world that get caught up in a magical storm and are transported to the

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world of Dungeons & Dragons where they must survive and try to find a way back home, but

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not today because we're doing a Christmas special.

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And our players are going to be playing a bunch of goblins and we also have a little

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baby in the recording area with us so if you hear a little babbling from the baby it's

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actually just a goblin speaking goblins in the background.

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So today our players are going to roll off a D10 and that is going to be choosing which

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goblin they will be.

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So Nate, you want to start off and roll us a D10?

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D10.

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You got the very last one.

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No way.

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They got the best one.

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Thank you my son.

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You want to describe what your goblin looks like?

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What's going for him?

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You know your standard short and green but very dark red eyes and gnarly looking teeth

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and most of all he's got an entire red like dragon costume I guess.

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And a tail.

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He's legit.

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Toadward.

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I like his name.

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Yeah Toadward.

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So I'm pretty sure Toadward believes that he is a dragon too.

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He's fully in the shit believing he's a dragon.

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You're one of those.

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So yeah Ryan, R2.

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I want a 6.

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Ok let me see which goblin you're going to be.

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I'll be the gobbler.

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Oh nice.

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This one's actually a class that I've never used before.

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Fancy, fancy.

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Ok my goblin is ugly as all get out.

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Oh no.

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Well he closes pretty close to my traditional character.

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Where there's a skull on his head.

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Looks like he walks around with a bomb in hand.

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His name is Mogmerch.

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Mogmerch.

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Mogmerch.

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Mogmerch.

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Ok awesome.

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Kelly.

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Ok.

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D10.

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Yeah roll D10.

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I rolled a 4.

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4.

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Ok.

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Oh Kelly you'll be used to this one.

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This is a rogue.

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Oh good goody.

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Oh wow.

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Cute cute cute.

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Chuffy lockwound.

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Chuffy liquid.

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Liquid.

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Wound.

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It's wound.

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Chuffy liquid.

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Oh Chuffy liquid.

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Ok sorry.

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Chuffy liquid.

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Alright.

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Sadistic.

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Chuffy is horrible indeed.

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He loves to sneak up on his enemies and stab them if he gets the chance.

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He also likes to, what?

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Light fires.

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That's right.

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Light fires.

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What's he look like?

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Green.

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Chewed up ears.

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Big old, what is that?

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What is that?

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A sword?

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It looks like a little cleaver thing or something.

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It tells you down there.

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Yeah this, I can't read this.

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It's so tiny.

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It's fine.

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Um one second.

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There's a cage with a spider in it.

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So that has to do with me.

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There's snacky time.

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Ok.

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He's really easy.

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I'm going to get the spider.

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I'm going to get the spider.

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I'm going to get the spider.

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I'm going to get the spider.

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I'm going to get the spider.

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I'm going to get the spider.

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I'm going to get the spider.

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Ok.

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Where does it say about what the cage with the spider is?

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I don't know.

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It's probably one of those things.

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You tell me.

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We'll get into it.

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Uh Ryan, R1, roll your D10.

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I'll see which one you get.

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Alright.

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What did you say?

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Seven.

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Seven.

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Oh boy it's G.

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You want a snack?

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Here's a snack.

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Oooooh.

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You got yourself a sorcerer.

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Oooooh.

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Fancy.

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Sorcerer goblin.

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Dog munch the magical.

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Dog munch the magical.

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So, we have a freaking angry, very angry, it looks like an angry dog.

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Now he's got a weird glowing orb in his hands.

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He's got his hands all wrapped up in cloth.

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He's wearing this cape.

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Traditional sorcerer cape.

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Awesome.

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He's got a hat.

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He's got a cool hat.

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Our goblins have been established.

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So, our goblins are weak.

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So, if our goblins shall fall, our players will pick up with other goblins to keep their

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little horde going.

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So, let's get into this.

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As we begin our story, we see our four usual dummies traveling along on their way to Phandalin

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after the intense journey of Duke's Mine.

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You guys all notice snow to gently start to fall down from the sky.

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As we fade in a drone shot, it goes up high into the sky.

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We fly across through the forest and we come down quick and we see a whole...

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A whole...

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Yeah.

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We see a whole...

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Kind of like a small horde of goblins.

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There's a whole 10 of them just kind of standing here at the opening of this cave, this big

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cave mouth.

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On the cave, you guys are inscribed.

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You guys all kind of look down.

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You all have invitations.

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It says, you are invited to come to Dr. Claus' cave to help with a huge, huge, huge experiment

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and to establish a whole new era of magic to this time.

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You all are standing in this cave mouth.

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What would you like to do?

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Would you like to go on a journey in?

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Would you like to make any special things before you enter this cave?

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Yeah.

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All you got is an invitation saying that you've been invited here.

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The invitation says that he's asking lots of goblins to come and work for him.

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As you guys enter this cave, I also have the maps up if you want the map for the inside

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of this cave.

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As you enter this cave, there is frozen lakes inside and there's pillars of kind of big

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stone and surprisingly there is snow filled inside this cave.

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The ground is covered in snow.

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You see this dude standing on this pillar in the middle of this ice lake with a huge

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red Christmas looking box.

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It's all wrapped up and stuff.

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He's mumbling and working on it and he goes, I gotta get this done.

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I gotta get this done.

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He goes, when are my goblins going to show up?

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Then he turns around and he goes, oh my goblins.

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My goblins.

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All of my goblins.

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He's looking at all of you guys around there.

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He's like, are you here for the job?

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Are you here for the job to help bring a Christmas spirit?

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Of course.

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I'm the kelp one.

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Of course.

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He goes, okay my goblins, my little goblins.

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He goes, I need all of you to bring me the most special items ever known for something

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I'm calling Christmas.

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Christmas is going to be amazing.

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But my goblins, you need to go find me a wand of snowfall.

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And then you need to find me this token that makes a portable fireplace to be able to travel

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through people's homes to bring them happiness is what I'm going to do.

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And then I need you to bring me overall spirit.

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He looks at you all deeply in the eyes.

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He's like, I need you to bring me spirit.

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And he goes, but my goblins, you guys can go on and find your way through.

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As you go outside, because you can move to the north and kind of start to search out

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there.

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He goes, the wand of snowfall is hidden amongst this ritual site that was used to call in

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the snow.

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And I myself can't go get it, but my goblins, I'm sure you guys can all find your way there

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and fight your way through what needs to be done to find me my wand of snowfall.

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We can do anything.

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So yeah, you guys like to take on the task for Dr. Claus to go find his items to bring

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in Christmas happiness?

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I hold up my flying lizard.

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I have a flying lizard that's tied up.

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It's the last of its kind.

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I was going to eat it as a snack.

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A snack.

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I give it to him.

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You're going to give it to him?

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Yeah.

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You're going to hand it up to him?

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Okay, so it's a flying lizard?

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Yes.

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A red one.

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A red one?

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Yeah.

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Okay.

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So you kind of like our hand hold.

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I like the last one.

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Are you like handing it up to it and wanting to like just toss it over to him?

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He said he needs special stuff, so I'm just like.

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Like if it's special?

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Okay, so yeah, toad wart, he like holds up this little lizard.

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He goes, what is this little dragon goblin?

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What is this?

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Last lizard, it fly.

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Last lizard, it fly?

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Last lizard, it fly?

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Ooh.

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He like holds his hand out and it flies to him and lands in his hand.

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He goes, this does look very special indeed.

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You see him turn around and he like looks over his shoulder at you and like opens up

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the present and you just hear.

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And then the second thing closes back up and the lizard's inside of it.

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He goes, that will definitely help with the Christmas happiness.

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Your bag ate lizard?

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Good.

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Yes.

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He just kind of goes back to work and he goes, so anything else?

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Anything else my goblins?

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Nope.

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Nope?

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Nope.

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Okay, then we journey outside the caves and we go to find the Wand of Snowfall.

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As you guys exit, make me a perception check.

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Which would be off your guys's wisdom.

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I don't know.

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Extra pizza?

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Extra pizza.

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I forgot to bring my.

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I have to mark off my.

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Be like a wisdom to her.

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Huh?

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Be a wisdom.

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Oh no.

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00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:11,600
Crit fail.

268
00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:12,600
Oh same.

269
00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:13,600
Finish crap.

270
00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:14,600
What are the chances?

271
00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:15,600
You can kill you both with a roll.

272
00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:18,600
If anyone asks, I kill the dragon for the silver.

273
00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:19,600
I rolled a crit.

274
00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:20,600
You got a 20?

275
00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:21,600
What the heck?

276
00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:22,600
Well I rolled a crit fail.

277
00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:23,600
I failed.

278
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,600
Two crit fails.

279
00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:25,600
So Nate, you gotta roll a crit 20.

280
00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:26,600
It's the only way to counteract it.

281
00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:27,600
A nine.

282
00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:28,600
A nine.

283
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:29,600
Okay so.

284
00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:30,600
Nine?

285
00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:31,600
You guys are kind of on the same page.

286
00:11:31,600 --> 00:11:43,160
You guys are kind of walking through the woods here and you notice like the snow is starting

287
00:11:43,160 --> 00:11:44,480
to really pile up.

288
00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,440
Like really pile up.

289
00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:49,920
And you can tell you're getting close to something magical.

290
00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:52,660
But with two crit fails and one nat 20.

291
00:11:52,660 --> 00:11:55,200
Two crit fails definitely counteract one nat 20.

292
00:11:55,200 --> 00:12:00,460
So you guys are walking and you're walking and you feel the snow starting to pile up

293
00:12:00,460 --> 00:12:04,400
more and more and then out of nowhere the sky starts raining ice.

294
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:07,320
So I need everyone to make a dexterity save.

295
00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:08,320
Oh my nipples.

296
00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:09,320
Raining ice?

297
00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:10,320
No!

298
00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:11,320
Oh man what is happening?

299
00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:12,320
Oh what's saving them?

300
00:12:12,320 --> 00:12:13,320
Dex.

301
00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:14,320
Okay.

302
00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:15,320
15.

303
00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:16,320
13.

304
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,320
Why?

305
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,320
Seven.

306
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,320
An eight.

307
00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,320
An eight?

308
00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:21,320
Yes.

309
00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:22,320
Are you adding your.

310
00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:23,320
Yeah.

311
00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:24,320
Okay so what did you guys do?

312
00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:25,320
I rolled a four.

313
00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:26,320
You guys are doing great.

314
00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:27,320
You guys are doing great.

315
00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:28,320
You guys are doing great.

316
00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:29,320
You guys are doing great.

317
00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:30,320
You guys are doing great.

318
00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:31,320
So how many did you get?

319
00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:32,320
That was.

320
00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:33,320
Everyone's save.

321
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,320
Sorry.

322
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,320
Give me again.

323
00:12:35,320 --> 00:12:36,320
Eight.

324
00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,320
13.

325
00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:38,320
Seven.

326
00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:39,320
15.

327
00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:46,320
Okay so what was your name Kelly?

328
00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:47,320
Chuffy.

329
00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:48,320
Chuffy.

330
00:12:48,320 --> 00:12:49,320
You were the only one who passes.

331
00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:50,320
Yay!

332
00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:51,320
Sorry guys.

333
00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:54,320
Who are we going to die?

334
00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:55,320
No!

335
00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:56,320
You got lucky.

336
00:12:56,320 --> 00:13:01,000
You're taking three ice damage as the ice storm kind of forms above you and starts coming

337
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,000
down and blasting you off.

338
00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:09,080
Can I use advantageous distraction as a reaction?

339
00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:10,080
What is that?

340
00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:14,560
It says like most goblins you're easily distracted.

341
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:19,440
Unlike most goblins though, you have a knack for being distracted at the right time, especially

342
00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:21,000
when it comes to avoiding pain.

343
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:27,600
Once for short rest is a reaction when you get hit by an attack, you can momentarily

344
00:13:27,600 --> 00:13:34,160
distract in combat ducking an axe swing or inspecting a toadstool or steeping behind

345
00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:37,120
a tree to lick some bark and accidentally avoiding an arrow.

346
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:40,240
Okay so yeah I guess you could use that because that's once for short rest.

347
00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:44,000
You can get plus two AC until the end of that turn or next turn.

348
00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:48,880
Okay well then I will allow it even though I think it's only for combat so the AC bonus

349
00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:51,120
won't really matter but I'll let you use it.

350
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:52,120
I just didn't know after I...

351
00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:53,120
Yeah.

352
00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:54,120
Because it says once you're hit you can use it.

353
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:56,520
But I will let you use it to dodge this if you want.

354
00:13:56,520 --> 00:14:00,280
So what does it look like for Toad Fort to get distracted and walk away?

355
00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:01,600
I'm guessing they're falling straight down.

356
00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:04,820
Yeah it's coming straight down like an ice storm that is smacking it.

357
00:14:04,820 --> 00:14:08,520
I just see a toad jump behind a tree so I run over there to detect it.

358
00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:09,520
You take a run and it's a lizard making...

359
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:10,520
It could be a timing.

360
00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,840
Okay do you eat it?

361
00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,640
I definitely capture it and put it in my bag.

362
00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:15,640
You're going to put it in your bag?

363
00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:17,480
Okay so yeah you got a toad to replace the flame.

364
00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:21,760
I got my lucky pet toad, Drubbus the fifth.

365
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:22,760
Okay.

366
00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:25,000
He likes to eat smaller toads.

367
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:26,000
Okay so word.

368
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:27,000
Okay.

369
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:30,760
So yeah you are able to effectively dodge the ice but you too take your damage.

370
00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:31,760
What are you talking about?

371
00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:32,760
You don't like...

372
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:33,760
Can I use Nimble Escape?

373
00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:34,760
What's that?

374
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,640
And you hide under a tree with Nate?

375
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:37,960
What does Nimble Escape do?

376
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:42,000
You can take the disengage or hide action as a bonus action on each of your turns.

377
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:43,000
Oh no I can't.

378
00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:47,120
Because that disengage is like to get out of a fight when you're up close to somebody.

379
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,160
I'm super elastic by the way.

380
00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:50,160
You are elastic.

381
00:14:50,160 --> 00:14:51,160
You are bouncy.

382
00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:52,160
Verbal Davidge.

383
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:53,160
What's your goblin's name?

384
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:54,160
Vermon?

385
00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:55,160
Vermon.

386
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:56,160
Mogmerch.

387
00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:57,160
Those aren't snacks.

388
00:14:57,160 --> 00:15:01,000
Those are not snacks.

389
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:05,240
So yeah as you guys do this, you did roll a nat 20.

390
00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:07,440
So I'll give you this.

391
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:16,800
As toad wart decided to use his distracted advantage to slip away with a nat 20, you slip

392
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:22,320
away and you eat this toad from your distraction, toad wart.

393
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:27,880
You pick it up and you see this glimmer out the corner of your eye and you look over and

394
00:15:27,880 --> 00:15:34,000
you see this wand sticking up in this tall pile of snow sticking out the top of it and

395
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,040
it's kind of shimmering white.

396
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,840
But you guys do see the wand of snowfall.

397
00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:46,360
This huge area around it is like shallower snow but then it's all piled up tall to the

398
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,440
wand about ten foot high.

399
00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:51,040
What would you like to do?

400
00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:52,040
Any of you.

401
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:55,600
Kind of gallop over there on all fours.

402
00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:58,400
Gallop over there on all fours.

403
00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,400
Right up to the pillar?

404
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,400
No you're doing like right up to the pillar.

405
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:02,960
To the base of the hill that goes up to the base.

406
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:06,080
Are you all following along and running to the base of the tower or are you just?

407
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,560
Yeah I'm already with him.

408
00:16:07,560 --> 00:16:09,360
Okay so everybody make me a deck save again.

409
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,000
We're going to run just like him too.

410
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:16,600
As you feel the outer ring of this pillar start to shift and shake and fall inward and

411
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,600
grab beneath you lose balance.

412
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,600
Oh my gosh.

413
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,600
Six.

414
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:22,600
Six.

415
00:16:22,600 --> 00:16:23,600
Eighteen.

416
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:24,600
Crit fail?

417
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:25,600
Crit fail?

418
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:26,600
Wow.

419
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,200
So who rolled the lowest with?

420
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,840
It's because it was on all fours.

421
00:16:29,840 --> 00:16:32,440
So you got a crit one and you got a crit fail.

422
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:33,440
What did you get?

423
00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:34,440
I got a three.

424
00:16:34,440 --> 00:16:35,440
A three?

425
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:37,160
Okay so you two I think passed fluidly.

426
00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,160
Didn't you 15 and 18?

427
00:16:39,160 --> 00:16:40,160
13.

428
00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:49,600
Oh okay so yeah you guys start to run up and with 15 you kind of like scrabble forward

429
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,640
a mog merch.

430
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:52,640
18.

431
00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:55,680
Oh yeah with the 18.

432
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:58,320
So yeah you kind of like roll forward and bounce up.

433
00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:03,200
The ground falls with your elastocene and bounce back up and latch onto the pillar.

434
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:06,520
But the rest of you all fall into this pit.

435
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:12,480
The rest of the I can't remember your guys names because you guys have crazy goblin names.

436
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:13,480
Dog Munch.

437
00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:14,480
Dog Munch.

438
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:15,480
Chuffy Lick Wound.

439
00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:16,960
And Chuffy Lick Wound.

440
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:21,440
You two fall and kind of grab a root and get kind of cut up a little bit but Toadworth

441
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:26,640
you fall straight to the bottom and hit the bottom real hard and you take four damage

442
00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:27,920
when you fall and hit the ground.

443
00:17:27,920 --> 00:17:28,920
How much did you do?

444
00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:29,920
Four.

445
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:30,920
You're going to be dead soon.

446
00:17:30,920 --> 00:17:31,920
I need to do the other two.

447
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:32,920
That fell and got some scratches.

448
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:33,920
You guys take the ground and you take the ground.

449
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:41,520
You guys take one damage from falling and grabbing a root and getting kind of cut up

450
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:42,520
by roots.

451
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,520
Kelly you take one damage.

452
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:44,520
Oh no.

453
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:45,520
You want me to read it?

454
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:50,520
How deep are we going to go?

455
00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:53,520
You're about ten foot deep in the ground.

456
00:17:53,520 --> 00:17:54,520
It's dark.

457
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:55,520
Yeah it is dark.

458
00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:56,520
I'm in three damage last time.

459
00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:57,520
No I'm the only one that did.

460
00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:58,520
Can I produce flame?

461
00:17:58,520 --> 00:17:59,520
Yeah you can.

462
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:00,520
It's cancer right there.

463
00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:01,520
So produce flame.

464
00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:08,520
So you ignite this flame up and when you ignite it up make a perception check.

465
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:11,520
You're going to light it up?

466
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:12,520
A nine.

467
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:13,520
A nine?

468
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:22,120
You don't see anything but when you light it up you instantly start hearing like little

469
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:25,120
crawling sounds all around you.

470
00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:31,280
What would you like to do?

471
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:36,880
You can try to climb out but you will be at disadvantage from lots of bugs and nasties

472
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:39,000
crawling on the walls.

473
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,960
Who's down here with me?

474
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:51,720
You are down at the bottom and the sorcerer goblin, I don't remember his name, dog munch

475
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:58,680
and chuffy are hanging on to the roots and mog merch is hanging on to the pillar at the

476
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:06,000
top like wrapped around it.

477
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,280
I'd say you all do have rope and what not, normal adventurer gear.

478
00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:12,080
How big is this pit in diameter?

479
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:13,080
Like wide?

480
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,720
It's about ten foot wide, about five foot wide.

481
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:19,360
You're right down in the middle of it and the walls are just like tight next to you.

482
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:23,800
I'm going to have dog munch jump on my back.

483
00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:25,760
Jump on your back?

484
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:26,760
Yes.

485
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:27,760
From the top?

486
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:28,760
Yes.

487
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:29,760
I'm going to have dog munches down there.

488
00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:30,760
No, them two are hanging on to roots.

489
00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:31,760
I'm fine.

490
00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:33,920
You just crit failed so you are like all the way down.

491
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:40,560
I'm going to use earth tremor, my level one spell.

492
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:42,480
To just kind of break the ground up or what?

493
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:43,480
What's your plan here?

494
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:47,600
I heard there's the creepy crawlies in this pit.

495
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,600
I'm killing them all with this if possible.

496
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:52,840
Well it's just going to make it really pissed off.

497
00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:54,680
Go ahead and do that, do an earth tremor.

498
00:19:54,680 --> 00:19:55,680
So what is it?

499
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:56,680
I have to make a deck save.

500
00:19:56,680 --> 00:20:00,920
I'm just going to do one deck save for overall bugs and stuff.

501
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:01,920
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

502
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:02,920
I think that's what it was.

503
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,520
Do we have to do anything since we're like holding on for dear life?

504
00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:09,680
I mean it should be just the ground, like the floor I think.

505
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:12,040
So unless it really throws some shake in.

506
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:13,040
It does.

507
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:15,040
Roll me a d20, Nate.

508
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:16,040
Oh no.

509
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,040
That's not his name.

510
00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,040
Sorry.

511
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,040
Toadward.

512
00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:21,040
Toadward.

513
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,040
17.

514
00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,040
17?

515
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,240
Wow, you rolled really good.

516
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:30,160
So you pick up your foot out of anger and you just stomp this ground because you fell

517
00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:35,720
and the ground kind of shakes and cracks and breaks and the wall next to you kind of starts

518
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:41,480
to splinter and shatter and then you hear bugs and shit start scattering away and the

519
00:20:41,480 --> 00:20:46,200
wall next to you just kind of breaks and collapses a bit and falls down.

520
00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:49,520
But make me deck saves, all of you.

521
00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:50,520
You three.

522
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:51,520
Sorry.

523
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:52,520
I'm hanging.

524
00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,520
Mogmerge, you're hanging at the time.

525
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,520
But the other three, yeah.

526
00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:58,520
18.

527
00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:01,520
Kelly, deck save.

528
00:21:01,520 --> 00:21:02,520
11.

529
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:09,520
I'm not Kelly, I'm Chuffy and I got 14.

530
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,520
14?

531
00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:15,840
Okay, you guys all passed because this was a super incredibly hard one.

532
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:19,360
You just kind of step and roll out of the way a bit as this kind of landslide happens

533
00:21:19,360 --> 00:21:22,680
with him tremoring the ground and splintering the bottom of it.

534
00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:27,880
You guys can crawl up the top out of this pit now because there's a wall trimmer broken

535
00:21:27,880 --> 00:21:29,680
down and kind of landsliding down.

536
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,680
So good job, Toadworth.

537
00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:35,840
Very cool, very nice.

538
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:40,520
You guys get to the top and you climb out of here and you see Mogmerge just kind of

539
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:44,760
like Spider-Man grasped, like wrapped around the pillar.

540
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:46,280
Would you like to try and climb further up?

541
00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:48,360
I'm going to try to ascend, yes.

542
00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:51,040
Okay, give me a strength check.

543
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,040
18.

544
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:53,040
18?

545
00:21:53,040 --> 00:22:04,120
Okay, yeah, so you kind of do the inchworm, arms around it, moulin, wrap around grab and

546
00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:08,240
start crawling to the top and you reach up and you grab the wound of snowfall.

547
00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:13,720
When you grab it and lift it up, you feel that you can cast down ice storm to create

548
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:18,480
a good snow ice surface with this thing and you kind of get the containment of this area.

549
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:23,480
But you do have one of the special items needed for Christmas happiness for Dr. Claus.

550
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:24,480
Yay!

551
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:26,480
I'm feeling a little more holly jolly!

552
00:22:26,480 --> 00:22:28,480
A little more holly jolly!

553
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:29,480
Dr. Nicholas Claus.

554
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:30,480
Dr. Nicholas Claus.

555
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:31,480
Gonna deck his halls.

556
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:56,760
Okay, so you guys know you need a portable fireplace, chinbee token, and spirit.

557
00:22:56,760 --> 00:23:04,160
So make me another perception check or, yeah, just make me a perception check.

558
00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:05,160
15.

559
00:23:05,160 --> 00:23:08,160
What's that going for?

560
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:09,160
Wisdom.

561
00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,160
Wisdom.

562
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,160
18.

563
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:12,160
18.

564
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,160
I got a 15.

565
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:14,160
11.

566
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,160
Can I just evolve my passive perception?

567
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,160
What is your passive perception?

568
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:18,160
12.

569
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:19,160
12?

570
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:24,240
Yeah, so you guys are the roll high enough too, definitely, that you kind of see this

571
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:28,800
small little village ahead and you see, you know, gentle snow on the ground.

572
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:33,880
You see people kind of walking about doing their normal lives, markets and stuff open.

573
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:39,640
It's kind of getting later in the night, but you see smoke rolling out of multiple buildings

574
00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:43,520
and stuff, like chimneys and stuff with burning wood.

575
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:46,800
What would you guys like to do?

576
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:47,800
Burning wood?

577
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:48,800
I love fires.

578
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:49,800
Get one.

579
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:54,040
You guys gonna go walk up into this village or would you like to do anything special?

580
00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:56,400
Is there anything special to do?

581
00:23:56,400 --> 00:23:58,520
You are a little mob of goblins.

582
00:23:58,520 --> 00:23:59,520
Oh yeah.

583
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:05,760
Let's see what's on fire and spread it.

584
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:06,760
This is a good sized village.

585
00:24:06,760 --> 00:24:08,240
There's a decent amount of people.

586
00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,280
There's probably about five or eight buildings.

587
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:15,360
There are about eight buildings there.

588
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:20,040
About four or five of them have good sized chimneys with rolling smoke coming out of

589
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,040
them.

590
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:24,760
There's a couple people you see kind of like setting up or closing up shops and whatnot.

591
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:25,760
It's getting later in the night.

592
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:26,760
So it's probably a dozen people.

593
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:27,760
Yeah, probably about a dozen people.

594
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:28,760
What would you like to do?

595
00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:35,480
I think I'm starting to eat some catfish.

596
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:36,480
It's getting later.

597
00:24:36,480 --> 00:24:39,140
It's like, it's still kind of that edge of getting night.

598
00:24:39,140 --> 00:24:40,680
So it's still like somewhat bright out.

599
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:41,680
Let's sneak up on them.

600
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:44,680
We want to wait until it's dark and then come in there.

601
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:45,680
Yeah, you can do that.

602
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:48,360
You guys can take like short rests and stuff too if you'd like.

603
00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:49,360
The heels and whatnot.

604
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:51,360
We can go to the rest of it so it's good.

605
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:55,360
Yeah, throw up a little small camp outside the town before we're waiting up tonight.

606
00:24:55,360 --> 00:24:56,360
It's a little pretty.

607
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:58,960
Okay, we'll make a short rest then if you guys want to do your health.

608
00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:00,440
Can we heal on short rest?

609
00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:04,320
Yeah, I'll go ahead and say you guys heal up because you have, I don't know what their

610
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:05,320
hit knives were.

611
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:09,400
No, you can just get your, yeah, you just get your heel back because you are tiny goblins.

612
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:10,400
Weak little babies.

613
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:11,400
So let me see.

614
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:12,400
I'm not going to die.

615
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:17,160
Full short rest is like a good long rest for a goblin.

616
00:25:17,160 --> 00:25:18,160
Okay.

617
00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,160
Just little guys.

618
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:22,160
They don't need a whole lot of time to sleep.

619
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,160
There's no many guys.

620
00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:24,160
We don't need beauty sleep.

621
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:25,160
We're already so beautiful.

622
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:33,680
So yeah, we're going to do like one of those Red Dead Redemption video game montage where

623
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:38,800
it fades to night as you guys all kind of sit by your fire.

624
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,560
And yes, it is nighttime.

625
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:41,560
Shops are closed.

626
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:42,560
People are up.

627
00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:47,440
There's about a couple people you see outside talking and smoking pipes and stuff outside,

628
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:48,440
but that's about it.

629
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:49,440
What would you guys like to do?

630
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:50,440
Smoking pipes?

631
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:55,160
Yeah, there's people outside chilling, doing their thing.

632
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:58,960
Walk up to them and say, do you think I'm beautiful?

633
00:25:58,960 --> 00:25:59,960
Okay.

634
00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:04,880
You walk up to them and you say that and this person instantly jumps back and you're by

635
00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:05,880
yourself.

636
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:06,880
Is she by herself?

637
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:07,880
Yes.

638
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:08,880
We're hiding in the shadows.

639
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:09,880
Okay.

640
00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:10,880
So you guys are all hiding.

641
00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:12,600
So you guys make me stealth checks.

642
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,160
Yeah, stealth checks.

643
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:16,280
So yeah, he, he looks down.

644
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:21,680
He goes, Oh, Oh my God, a goblin, a goblin.

645
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:23,080
Punches you right in the forehead.

646
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,080
And hits you.

647
00:26:24,080 --> 00:26:25,080
You guys are good.

648
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:26,080
You guys are stealth checking.

649
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:27,080
You said roll to hide.

650
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,080
I was like, no.

651
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:29,080
Yeah, you guys can roll to hide.

652
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:32,080
But Kelly, you're going to get punched in the face by a full grown man.

653
00:26:32,080 --> 00:26:33,080
That's rude.

654
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:34,080
You're going to take six damage.

655
00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:35,080
19.

656
00:26:35,080 --> 00:26:36,080
Better nimble escape than a chute.

657
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,080
What would you like to do?

658
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,080
I want to do a double jump.

659
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:47,080
You're going to attack, you're going to talk.

660
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:50,080
What are you going to do here?

661
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:53,080
I'm going to say like, dude, what the hell?

662
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:56,080
You're supposed to just be like, yeah, you're beautiful.

663
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,080
You're a goblin.

664
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:58,080
Okay.

665
00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:59,080
Making a persuasion check.

666
00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,080
Code word is pretty angry right now.

667
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,080
You're getting angry?

668
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:02,080
Pissed in the shadows.

669
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:03,080
Redhawks vibes.

670
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:04,080
Yeah.

671
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,080
What was the point of waiting around for it to get dark for her to make it?

672
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:08,080
I don't see persuasion.

673
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:09,080
What would that be?

674
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:10,080
Because she looks even uglier in the light.

675
00:27:10,080 --> 00:27:11,080
Well, that's not good.

676
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,080
It's a minus point.

677
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:13,080
So 17.

678
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,080
17?

679
00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:15,080
Yeah.

680
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:28,240
He like punches you in the forehead and then you say that and he's like, you know what?

681
00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:30,040
You are really fucking ugly.

682
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:31,040
Get out of here.

683
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:34,040
And he like tells you to like points away and tells you to get out of here.

684
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:35,040
You going to leave?

685
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:36,040
Yeah, I'm just going to leave.

686
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:39,520
And then you walk back to your friends as they're hiding in the behind the building.

687
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:40,520
What was your guys' stealth checks?

688
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:41,520
19.

689
00:27:41,520 --> 00:27:42,520
Nine.

690
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:43,520
Nine?

691
00:27:43,520 --> 00:27:44,520
What was your, did you do a stealth check?

692
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:45,520
Oh, I made sure to close my eyes.

693
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:46,520
Oh yeah.

694
00:27:46,520 --> 00:27:47,520
Nine.

695
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:48,520
Nine?

696
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:49,520
Okay.

697
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:54,480
So overall you guys did a good, you passed your stealth checks.

698
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:58,600
So yeah, as she comes walking back, he comes walking back.

699
00:27:58,600 --> 00:27:59,600
She.

700
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:00,600
Is she a girl?

701
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:01,600
Yeah.

702
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:02,600
Okay.

703
00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:07,760
So, um, kind of with a bruise on your forehead and everybody's just looking at you disappointed

704
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:10,400
like why the fuck did you do that?

705
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,720
So yeah, now what would you guys like to do?

706
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:13,720
Not that.

707
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,960
Oh, we should ram sack the shop as the shop lock does?

708
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:21,000
I'm going to smack her in the back of the head for being stupid.

709
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,000
I'm going to also slap her in the back of the head.

710
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:25,000
No!

711
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:26,000
No!

712
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:27,000
No!

713
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,000
No!

714
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,000
Okay, so you walk up to this window.

715
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,000
Give me a perception check.

716
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,000
I'm going to try to get my toe to work.

717
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,560
We can't keep the little goblin behind us quiet.

718
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:37,560
18.

719
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:38,560
18?

720
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,440
Oh yeah, so you look through this window and you're like peeking through it like on your

721
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:45,320
tiptoes, like staring through this window and you see this fireplace with this special

722
00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:52,880
coin sitting right above the fireplace and then also hanging on the doorway of the thing,

723
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,800
you see Spirit's shop.

724
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:58,200
Um, on the door, on the hanging sign.

725
00:28:58,200 --> 00:29:03,440
Do I see any people in there as I pan my vision around?

726
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:08,480
Yeah, you see one person kind of walking by the fireplace kind of smoking a pipe and then

727
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:13,040
you see a woman walking upstairs into this upper floor, walking away.

728
00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:14,040
That's all you see.

729
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,040
Two people inside.

730
00:29:15,040 --> 00:29:16,040
Okay.

731
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,640
Should I start a blizzard in there?

732
00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:22,840
Oh my gosh, I saw a storm inside the house.

733
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:23,840
Get her buddy out.

734
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:26,120
How much of a fire we got burning in there?

735
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:29,920
It's just like a normal, you know, little wood stove fireplace that's just got a couple

736
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:30,920
logs thrown on.

737
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:33,640
Is there any wood next to the fireplace?

738
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:37,680
Uh, yeah, he's got a good little size stack sitting next to the fireplace.

739
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:43,360
So I put his fire out hoping he'd come outside for some more wood.

740
00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,840
Yeah, he's got it inside.

741
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:48,280
Or maybe he's put it all the way inside.

742
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:50,560
You don't like this bundle of wood next to the fireplace.

743
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:54,680
I use control flames to make a little, a little spit.

744
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:55,680
A control flame?

745
00:29:55,680 --> 00:29:56,680
A spit of the flame.

746
00:29:56,680 --> 00:29:57,680
What is that?

747
00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:58,680
Does that spell or is that just candroids?

748
00:29:58,680 --> 00:29:59,680
Candroids.

749
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:00,680
So you can just manipulate the flame?

750
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:01,680
Yeah, gently.

751
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:02,680
I'm not going to make it look like drastic.

752
00:30:02,680 --> 00:30:05,680
Okay, so I'll need a D20 to see.

753
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,440
I just wanted to get a little over.

754
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,200
You wanted to spark the other wood bundle?

755
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:10,200
Yes.

756
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:11,200
That's what you want to do?

757
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,200
Okay.

758
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,200
Smoke them out.

759
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:14,200
Either that or just make a huge distraction.

760
00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:15,200
Mm-hmm.

761
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:16,200
Wow.

762
00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:19,960
Uh, what was that real food?

763
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:20,960
Just a D20.

764
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:21,960
Just a flat?

765
00:30:21,960 --> 00:30:22,960
Yeah.

766
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:23,960
That's seven.

767
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:30,000
Yeah, so you go to kind of flip this flame over and it like hits the wood and lights

768
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:33,400
on fire and then kind of flicks over again and hits like a curtain and starts to burn

769
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:34,400
the curtain.

770
00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:35,400
It's like...

771
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:36,400
Even better.

772
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:37,400
I just smile.

773
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:41,760
Yeah, you see the guy go, hey, he's smiling big.

774
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,760
You see the guy go, oh, oh, my stars.

775
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:47,200
And he like takes off running and tries to start kind of like getting water and looking

776
00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:50,920
for things to pad out the fire and he's kind of scrambling around the room, distracted

777
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:51,920
at it indeed.

778
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:52,920
What would you guys like to do?

779
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:53,920
Sneak in there.

780
00:30:53,920 --> 00:30:54,920
Let me get that.

781
00:30:54,920 --> 00:30:55,920
Cool.

782
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:56,920
Are we going through sneaky sneakies?

783
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:57,920
Is this window unlocked?

784
00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:58,920
Give me a strength check.

785
00:30:58,920 --> 00:30:59,920
See if you can kind of pop this window open.

786
00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:02,920
Well, because you guys are little guys, so you're kind of just like...

787
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:03,920
See if it's locked.

788
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:04,920
What?

789
00:31:04,920 --> 00:31:05,920
Criffin?

790
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:06,920
Criffin?

791
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:07,920
Oh, yeah.

792
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:08,920
So, yeah, you're like...

793
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:19,920
You go to like lift up on this window and you're like pushing on it and then before you know

794
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:21,920
it, your whole fist goes through the window.

795
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:22,920
Oh, my God.

796
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,920
And then you hear a loud shatter and you're like hanging halfway through this window.

797
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,920
Yeah, and the guy kind of runs around...

798
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:29,920
Something's running around the corner.

799
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:30,920
What would you like to do?

800
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:34,920
You just shatter through this window and you got about one turn before he comes in through

801
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:35,920
the doorway.

802
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:36,920
And then bull escape.

803
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:37,920
Get your old flames again.

804
00:31:37,920 --> 00:31:38,920
Get your old flames again while you're hanging through the window?

805
00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:39,920
Show what?

806
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:40,920
Sparkle flame in another direction?

807
00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:41,920
Okay.

808
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:42,920
Okay, roll me a d20.

809
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:43,920
Which ones do you need to check?

810
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:44,920
The window or the house?

811
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:45,920
Sparkle?

812
00:31:45,920 --> 00:31:46,920
The window.

813
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:53,920
Yeah, roll me another d20.

814
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,920
An eight.

815
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:57,920
One better than last time.

816
00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:58,920
An eight.

817
00:31:58,920 --> 00:31:59,920
Okay, yeah.

818
00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:03,920
So you go to flick this flame and you're panicking because you're hanging halfway through this

819
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:04,920
window.

820
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:08,200
And when you flick it, it comes like really close to you and like lands on like the kitchen

821
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:09,200
floor in front of you.

822
00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:12,160
It just sparks up a little bit of the floor in front of you.

823
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:17,400
So now you've got a fire burning from a fireplace onto the curtain and now a fireplace burning

824
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:19,040
in front of you in the building.

825
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:20,400
And the guy runs around the corner.

826
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:21,880
He goes, what in the hell?

827
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:22,880
A goblin?

828
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:23,880
What is happening?

829
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:28,160
It starts like running around in circles and you see him start running toward the kitchen

830
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:29,840
to grab like a knife or something.

831
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:32,480
So what would you guys like to do?

832
00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:38,000
I want to chuck one of my alchemy fireballs through the window towards the kitchen.

833
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,560
There's going to be nothing left.

834
00:32:40,560 --> 00:32:41,560
How does that work?

835
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:46,280
I can blast a five foot radius and I can throw it up to 30 feet.

836
00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:47,680
Five foot radius to like on him.

837
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:51,920
Any creature in the area must have seen a DC-12 X-37.

838
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:55,440
Okay, so I'm not doing it to damage anything.

839
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:58,480
I'm doing it just as a distraction to get that corner going.

840
00:32:58,480 --> 00:32:59,480
So they're like.

841
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,400
So are you throwing it at him or like the kitchen?

842
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:07,280
Because he's going towards the kitchen like to grab a knife and a fire on the other side

843
00:33:07,280 --> 00:33:08,280
of him.

844
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:09,280
You can throw it.

845
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:12,800
I mean I guess I could hit him if he's going to come after us.

846
00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:15,840
Okay, so let me make the next save.

847
00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:16,960
That's all it is, right?

848
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:17,960
You throw it.

849
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:18,960
Yep, you just make the next save.

850
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:19,960
It is a fireball.

851
00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:20,960
Alright.

852
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:21,960
Twelve.

853
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:24,960
Haha, does he pass?

854
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,720
So what does it do?

855
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:27,720
You had to roll a 12.

856
00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:28,720
DC-12.

857
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,720
So what's it do if it fails?

858
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:31,720
Uh, nothing.

859
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:36,480
Let me read this real quick.

860
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,200
Alchemy fires, that's what you did.

861
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,640
Okay, so yeah, he just saves and doesn't take the fire damage.

862
00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:45,320
Okay, so yeah, you throw this thing in there and he kind of sees it coming through the

863
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:51,080
window and goes to shatter but you create a little burn spot where he was reaching for

864
00:33:51,080 --> 00:33:54,520
and he jumps back out of the way and doesn't get burnt but he doesn't get to his knife

865
00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:55,520
either.

866
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:58,280
So, yeah, what would you guys like to do now?

867
00:33:58,280 --> 00:33:59,280
You going to just climb through?

868
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:00,280
I'm going to throw a dart at him.

869
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:01,280
You're going to jump in here?

870
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:02,280
What are you going to do?

871
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:05,520
Can I just start a blizzard and freeze his ass into the corner?

872
00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:07,160
Like an ice storm with one?

873
00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:09,280
How does ice storm work?

874
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:13,960
Are you going to use the wand to do ice storm?

875
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:17,120
I'll let you guys talk about what you guys want to do.

876
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,120
What do you guys think?

877
00:34:18,120 --> 00:34:21,120
I mean, he is just an unarmed guy.

878
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:25,920
Yeah, there's a coin on the fireplace we've got to get to and I feel like there's something

879
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:28,280
upstairs where that lady's at.

880
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,680
She's going to be engulfed in flames very soon.

881
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:36,000
As you guys are talking, yeah, you see the floor, the ceiling above where the fireplace

882
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,920
is slowly lighting on fire.

883
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:38,920
Just burning.

884
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:39,920
This whole place is starting to catch.

885
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:43,600
Someone needs to check the upstairs before this whole thing goes out against room.

886
00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:46,400
There are a bunch of you, like I said, there are 10 goblins.

887
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:50,960
So if you would like to send another goblin to go do something, you can do that and I'll

888
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:52,960
roll and see how well they do or if they die.

889
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,760
Yeah, I need them to go check to see if something's upstairs.

890
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:59,760
You guys are also in immediate danger because this man is about to start attacking Toad

891
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:00,760
Wart hanging through the window.

892
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:06,480
We can have him.

893
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,640
You're going to climb over Toad Wart.

894
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:14,040
Give me a strength check with advantage since you've got Toad Wart to grab onto and pull

895
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,040
over him.

896
00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:18,040
14, so 13.

897
00:35:18,040 --> 00:35:19,040
13?

898
00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:24,320
Yeah, you climb up and you flip through this window and there's a fire in front of you.

899
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:27,960
There's a fire burning through the ceiling in the background of the living room and a

900
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:35,720
man standing there around that little island on the other side where Mog Merch threw an

901
00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:39,800
alchemical fire and burned that edge too.

902
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:43,840
So I'm going to hit him with acid splash.

903
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:44,840
Acid splash?

904
00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:45,840
Is that a spell slot?

905
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:46,840
Can't trip?

906
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:47,840
Okay, what is it?

907
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:48,840
What do I do?

908
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:49,840
Deck save, I think.

909
00:35:49,840 --> 00:35:50,840
It's here.

910
00:35:50,840 --> 00:35:51,840
I don't even think it's there.

911
00:35:51,840 --> 00:35:56,840
Wait, what did this place say on the door?

912
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:57,840
It's a shop.

913
00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:58,840
We need to find spirit.

914
00:35:58,840 --> 00:35:59,840
Yeah, upstairs.

915
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:00,840
So she's spirit.

916
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:03,840
We need to send some goblins up to check some things out.

917
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:11,840
Somebody that doesn't like fire will fire us and go get her.

918
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:12,840
You can create modifier.

919
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:13,840
Yeah.

920
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:14,840
This is a perfect storm.

921
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:15,840
Alright, give me one second.

922
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:16,840
I guess it'd be better if I go up and I'm bouncy.

923
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:17,840
I can jump out the top.

924
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:22,240
You know the whole village is going to try to put up this building that's burning down.

925
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:25,280
You guys can all take a turn if you like.

926
00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:28,720
You guys don't have to, because it's all you guys kind of go in and then him.

927
00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:31,080
So you guys all can kind of take a quick turn if you want.

928
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,360
But you do have to get inside.

929
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:33,840
So that's going to be probably a turn.

930
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:34,840
You can climb through the window.

931
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:36,840
You can go through the door.

932
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,840
Okay, deck save.

933
00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:40,840
I need to make a deck save.

934
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:41,840
I'm going to climb through the window.

935
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:42,840
So what's your spell casting thing?

936
00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:43,840
It says DC under there.

937
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:48,840
Would it take a turn now if we had someone throw us through the window?

938
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:49,840
DC 12.

939
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:50,840
Yes.

940
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:53,840
So I need to make a DC 12 deck save for your acid splash.

941
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:56,880
That is a 16.

942
00:36:56,880 --> 00:37:00,880
So I definitely save.

943
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:05,520
Spell save DC 12 plus 4 to hit with spell attacks.

944
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:06,520
So I save.

945
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:07,520
Definitely.

946
00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:08,520
Missed.

947
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,400
He dodges out of the way.

948
00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:13,680
And I'll say with the kind of time that's passed, he's starting to run over and he gets

949
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:15,400
kind of right up to you.

950
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:22,280
And he goes to throw a punch at Toadwort hanging in the building with advantage and misses

951
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:23,280
terribly.

952
00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:27,240
He goes to punch that Toadwort out of the window and misses and kind of falls down and

953
00:37:27,240 --> 00:37:31,560
misses past and you guys get another turn to do what you want.

954
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:35,800
So far only you are inside Dog Munch.

955
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,280
And Toadwort are still hanging halfway through the window.

956
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,000
What would you guys like to do?

957
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,000
I don't have any weapons.

958
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,000
I'm going to crawl through that window.

959
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:46,120
Does this mean I can analyze that wand and get exactly everything I need to know about

960
00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:47,120
it?

961
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:52,800
Or if it's going to do something if I use it?

962
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,560
You can but it will take you will.

963
00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:55,560
An easy turn.

964
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:56,560
Yeah definitely.

965
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:57,560
It's like a spell.

966
00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:00,560
You have to take a moment to analyze an item.

967
00:38:00,560 --> 00:38:01,560
Okay.

968
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,560
Detect magic I think.

969
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:07,360
I'm trying to get through the window.

970
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:08,360
Only on his side.

971
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,040
I wanted to make it to where we can still see.

972
00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:13,040
So are you going to climb through the window or are you just going to fling it through

973
00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:14,040
the window?

974
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:17,440
I'm just going to go onto the window and head for the fireplace as fast as I possibly can.

975
00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:18,440
Head for the fireplace?

976
00:38:18,440 --> 00:38:19,440
Okay.

977
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:22,320
Give me a strength check with advantage since you're still climbing over Toadwort.

978
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:25,960
At this point he's become a ladder.

979
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,960
Growing angrier and angrier.

980
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:30,920
Alright so 15.

981
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:31,920
15?

982
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:35,960
Okay so yeah you kind of grab onto his leg and start climbing over and you flip into

983
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:36,960
the room.

984
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:40,560
And as you do this you flip in and you land and you start making your way.

985
00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:41,560
What is your movement speed?

986
00:38:41,560 --> 00:38:42,560
30 feet.

987
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:43,560
30 feet?

988
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:49,280
So yeah you make it about almost to the fireplace.

989
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:52,400
You're able to wiggle around the fire and make your way there but you're halfway to

990
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:53,400
it.

991
00:38:53,400 --> 00:39:00,000
But as this last one flips over you, Toadwort roll me a wisdom save.

992
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:02,400
13.

993
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,280
13?

994
00:39:05,280 --> 00:39:11,920
Okay so as he flips over and runs, you're sitting there with your anger building and

995
00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:16,040
bubbling and spewing inside and then you just open your eyes and they're glowing bright

996
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:17,040
red.

997
00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,560
Your eyes are very red.

998
00:39:19,560 --> 00:39:23,840
And everyone around you, you start to notice things starting to just kind of like glow

999
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:29,480
and fizz as Toadwort's anger starts to rise a little bit higher.

1000
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:30,800
What would you guys like to do now?

1001
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:33,400
I think the only ones left with turns is Toadwort and you.

1002
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,800
I don't remember your name.

1003
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:36,800
Chuffy.

1004
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:37,800
Chuffy.

1005
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:38,800
Chuffy Lake Wound.

1006
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:39,800
What would you guys like to do?

1007
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:40,800
Did I get through the window?

1008
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:41,800
Not yet.

1009
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,160
That's what I was going to say.

1010
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:45,560
I need to get through that window.

1011
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,160
Or check with advantage.

1012
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:48,160
Why?

1013
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:49,160
Before Toadwort does anything.

1014
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:54,840
Oh I already got him on 18 but advantage means roll twice right?

1015
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:55,840
Oh 20.

1016
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:56,840
Now for 20?

1017
00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:57,840
Yeah.

1018
00:39:57,840 --> 00:40:01,960
Okay so yeah you fucking, you climb up Toadwort and you flip inside and with a nat 20 you like

1019
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:02,960
I'm a rose.

1020
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:06,400
You pull him in with you and he like does a little flip and lands so you guys are all

1021
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,400
inside the window.

1022
00:40:07,400 --> 00:40:08,400
Yeah.

1023
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:09,400
Inside this place.

1024
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:10,400
Yeah.

1025
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:11,400
Diggin' it.

1026
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:12,400
But it's old dudes turn.

1027
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:13,960
So he's going to turn around and he's going to take a punch at you.

1028
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:14,960
It's not dope.

1029
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:15,960
It's Toadwort.

1030
00:40:15,960 --> 00:40:16,960
Chuffy?

1031
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:17,960
Toadwort.

1032
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:19,800
Oh he's going to fucking deck you hard Chuffy.

1033
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:20,800
Oh shit.

1034
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:25,120
He comes in and he like gives you the full hammer fist right in the top of the head.

1035
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:28,480
Sticking out the floor head only.

1036
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:31,920
You're going to take 7 points of damage Chuffy.

1037
00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:35,200
Chuffy you're taking 7 points of damage.

1038
00:40:35,200 --> 00:40:39,000
I only had 6 laps so now I have negative 1 damage.

1039
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,320
I mean negative 1.

1040
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:44,640
Okay so yeah so now we're going dead.

1041
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:50,880
So this dude comes in and as you flip inside this dude comes running up and you see him

1042
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:51,880
like angry.

1043
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:55,600
He comes down with a full hammer fist in the top of the head and you just see the top of

1044
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:58,280
your skull just caves in and you fall over.

1045
00:40:58,280 --> 00:40:59,280
No!

1046
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:00,280
Are you serious?

1047
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:01,280
Oh my god.

1048
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:02,280
Flatten the head.

1049
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:03,280
Look at that one Chuffy.

1050
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:04,280
I can't!

1051
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:05,280
Does that mean I have to tear this?

1052
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:06,280
Yeah go ahead.

1053
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:15,280
No!

1054
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:18,360
Whatever you say.

1055
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:22,680
I just pictured the tongue like through the top of his mouth.

1056
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,680
Okay Kelly roll me a d6.

1057
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:27,720
I can't I'm broken.

1058
00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:28,720
A d6?

1059
00:41:28,720 --> 00:41:29,720
I wish she dies in the element.

1060
00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:30,720
Okay.

1061
00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:31,720
What is that?

1062
00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:32,720
Is that a square?

1063
00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:33,720
Fuck.

1064
00:41:33,720 --> 00:41:36,720
Five.

1065
00:41:36,720 --> 00:41:39,720
Five?

1066
00:41:39,720 --> 00:41:40,720
Okay.

1067
00:41:40,720 --> 00:41:42,720
Here's your new goblin.

1068
00:41:42,720 --> 00:41:43,720
Leadfinger.

1069
00:41:43,720 --> 00:41:44,720
Respawn.

1070
00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:45,720
Leadfinger.

1071
00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:49,720
As a new goblin steps forward at the ranks.

1072
00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:50,720
Leadfinger.

1073
00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:55,720
And he walks in and he's like Burt what's up guys I'm Leadfinger.

1074
00:41:55,720 --> 00:41:57,720
That's what he says.

1075
00:41:57,720 --> 00:42:01,720
Okay so as we'll make your entrance Leadfinger just kicks the door open.

1076
00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:02,720
He's like standing in the doorway.

1077
00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:03,720
Burps.

1078
00:42:03,720 --> 00:42:04,720
Burps.

1079
00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:07,720
Okay so what does Leadfinger look like?

1080
00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:08,720
He's pretty short.

1081
00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:09,720
He's got pointy ears.

1082
00:42:09,720 --> 00:42:17,720
He wears this like knight helmet so he looks like a majestic man about to save a princess.

1083
00:42:17,720 --> 00:42:18,720
Okay what class is he?

1084
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:19,720
I don't remember what that one is.

1085
00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:20,720
Oh.

1086
00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:21,720
He's pretty short.

1087
00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:22,720
Paladin.

1088
00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:25,720
Where does it say that at?

1089
00:42:25,720 --> 00:42:29,720
Is there a goblin or a real big picture of that?

1090
00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:30,720
Paladin.

1091
00:42:30,720 --> 00:42:31,720
He's male.

1092
00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:34,720
Male goblin paladin.

1093
00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:35,720
Okay.

1094
00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:36,720
Also his eyes are red.

1095
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:40,720
Okay so yeah we got a new goblin in the fray of our horde of goblins.

1096
00:42:40,720 --> 00:42:44,720
But that was his turn so now you all can take your turns and what would you like to do?

1097
00:42:44,720 --> 00:42:46,720
You ran for the token.

1098
00:42:46,720 --> 00:42:50,720
Dog Munch has, no not Dog Munch, Mog Merch has ran for the token and the rest of you

1099
00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:51,720
are inside.

1100
00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:52,720
Toad warts anger bubbles.

1101
00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:54,720
What would you like to do?

1102
00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:59,720
I am going to hit him with burning hands and shoot fire at this old man.

1103
00:42:59,720 --> 00:43:01,720
Save.

1104
00:43:01,720 --> 00:43:03,720
12 to you.

1105
00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:04,720
He fails.

1106
00:43:04,720 --> 00:43:05,720
Yes.

1107
00:43:05,720 --> 00:43:09,720
So he is going to take 3d6 fire damage and that is a 15 foot comb.

1108
00:43:09,720 --> 00:43:10,720
Oh my head.

1109
00:43:10,720 --> 00:43:13,720
Yeah go ahead and, no go ahead and roll your damage.

1110
00:43:13,720 --> 00:43:15,720
Nobody else is in it but.

1111
00:43:15,720 --> 00:43:16,720
Okay.

1112
00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:19,720
Yeah cause he's still in that corner kind of over there where you just fucking caved

1113
00:43:19,720 --> 00:43:21,720
in her head and then standing back so.

1114
00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:22,720
But you may like the.

1115
00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:24,720
I thought it was a little tiny fireball.

1116
00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:25,720
Six.

1117
00:43:25,720 --> 00:43:26,720
It's exploding.

1118
00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:27,720
It's an instant cremation.

1119
00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:28,720
12 damage.

1120
00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:29,720
Yeah so.

1121
00:43:29,720 --> 00:43:30,720
You just see him waiting for her to.

1122
00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:32,720
Yeah there is this man in the corner who just.

1123
00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:33,720
Fuck he did.

1124
00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:37,720
Hammer fisted this goblin to death and turns around thinking he's big and strong and he

1125
00:43:37,720 --> 00:43:42,720
just sees Dog Munch's hands pointing out in front of him as sparks fly out.

1126
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:48,720
Does Dog Munch have a little tune he would like to see as he shoots out some flames from

1127
00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:49,720
his hand?

1128
00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:50,720
Oh yeah.

1129
00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:52,720
Magic Dog Munch casts a spell.

1130
00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:54,720
Zapping long shanks where they dwell.

1131
00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:56,720
Look where Dog Munch's foe has fell.

1132
00:43:56,720 --> 00:43:58,720
Crispy meat with a tasty smell.

1133
00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:02,720
As flames fling out of your hands and just engulf this dude.

1134
00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:06,720
He's like screaming and flipping around the corners of the room burning to death and he

1135
00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:09,720
falls to the ground as his face kind of just is charred and black.

1136
00:44:09,720 --> 00:44:10,720
Yeah.

1137
00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:11,720
On the ground.

1138
00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:12,720
I'm going to eat him.

1139
00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:13,720
You're going to eat him?

1140
00:44:13,720 --> 00:44:14,720
I'm going to eat him.

1141
00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:15,720
You're going to take a bite?

1142
00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:16,720
Where's the first bite going to be?

1143
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:17,720
Yeah.

1144
00:44:17,720 --> 00:44:18,720
Gooch.

1145
00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:21,720
This is not doing it.

1146
00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:22,720
Nice.

1147
00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:24,720
With a nice hint of Flamanda cheese.

1148
00:44:24,720 --> 00:44:26,720
I'm going to take a chunk out the thigh.

1149
00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:27,720
Out the thigh?

1150
00:44:27,720 --> 00:44:28,720
Okay yeah.

1151
00:44:28,720 --> 00:44:29,720
So you take a chunk out the thigh.

1152
00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:33,220
But when you do that actually you go to take a chunk out the thigh and you bite a hold

1153
00:44:33,220 --> 00:44:36,720
of like a wallet and you pull it out and you pull it out of your mouth and you see like

1154
00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:39,720
a little ID in there that says spirit on it.

1155
00:44:39,720 --> 00:44:40,720
It sounds like a spirit.

1156
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:43,720
It's like a business card and it's like spirit shop.

1157
00:44:43,720 --> 00:44:44,720
So yeah.

1158
00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:47,720
You meant like that was the person you were supposed to bring back.

1159
00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:48,720
Search his body.

1160
00:44:48,720 --> 00:44:49,720
Yeah so.

1161
00:44:49,720 --> 00:44:50,720
Or is he?

1162
00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:51,720
It is the person you're supposed to bring.

1163
00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:52,720
His name is Spirit.

1164
00:44:52,720 --> 00:45:09,720
Well let's just bring pieces of him back.

1165
00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:12,720
Yeah well you got a piece of him inside you so.

1166
00:45:12,720 --> 00:45:13,720
Ew.

1167
00:45:13,720 --> 00:45:14,720
Ew.

1168
00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:17,720
We're going to have to have you poop in a jar later sir.

1169
00:45:17,720 --> 00:45:18,720
Yeah.

1170
00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:20,720
But yeah the house is burning down.

1171
00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:22,720
So what would you guys like to do?

1172
00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:25,720
I'm going to put my hands out for Toadstool to spring up and grab that coin.

1173
00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:28,720
Pop out and grab the coin.

1174
00:45:28,720 --> 00:45:29,720
Toadwork.

1175
00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:30,720
Or Toad-a-work if you want to.

1176
00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:31,720
What's Toadwork doing that?

1177
00:45:31,720 --> 00:45:32,720
To do a little spring up.

1178
00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:35,720
I figured you're the safest near the fire.

1179
00:45:35,720 --> 00:45:37,720
Yeah he's a dragon after all.

1180
00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:38,720
Yeah.

1181
00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:41,720
So give me a dexterity roll with advantage.

1182
00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:42,720
Toadwork.

1183
00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:43,720
Uh thirteen.

1184
00:45:43,720 --> 00:45:44,720
Thirteen?

1185
00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:45,720
Yeah.

1186
00:45:45,720 --> 00:45:56,720
Okay so yeah you spring him up and he flies and you reach up and you grab this token and

1187
00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:57,720
you pull it off the fireplace and land.

1188
00:45:57,720 --> 00:46:01,720
Do your little turn around like fuck yeah we've got all the pieces we need.

1189
00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:05,720
And the fireplace goes and just kind of like disappears.

1190
00:46:05,720 --> 00:46:10,920
And then you realize that there's a huge support malfunction with the building now that the

1191
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:12,720
whole fireplace has just disappeared.

1192
00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:14,720
And the building starts to start cracking.

1193
00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:15,720
And it's already on fire.

1194
00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:20,720
So you hear the screams of a woman upstairs as she falls through the floor of the ceiling.

1195
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:23,720
Hits the ground and then the floor starts falling through and the building starts collapsing.

1196
00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:26,720
So everybody make me dexterity saves.

1197
00:46:26,720 --> 00:46:29,720
To come running out of this burning collapsing building.

1198
00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:30,720
Oh no.

1199
00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:31,720
Crit fail.

1200
00:46:31,720 --> 00:46:32,720
Crit fail?

1201
00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:33,720
Yeah.

1202
00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:34,720
19 plus 3.

1203
00:46:34,720 --> 00:46:37,720
I still have to prepare to goblin.

1204
00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:38,720
Nine.

1205
00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:39,720
Nine?

1206
00:46:39,720 --> 00:46:41,720
Okay so you got a crit fail.

1207
00:46:41,720 --> 00:46:42,720
Is that what it was?

1208
00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:43,720
Yeah.

1209
00:46:43,720 --> 00:46:49,720
So yeah you guys all take off running and you know Toadworth you and a mog merch.

1210
00:46:49,720 --> 00:46:51,720
I keep on saying dogma.

1211
00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:53,720
You keep on saying dogma.

1212
00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:55,720
You kind of like dive out the window and land.

1213
00:46:55,720 --> 00:47:01,720
You got the token and you see a dog munch come running out and he's got like a little

1214
00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:03,720
bit of fire like touching his ass.

1215
00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:07,720
You got three fire damage you're going to take as you dive out the window.

1216
00:47:07,720 --> 00:47:10,720
Then you guys land and you're looking around at all your goblins and you turn around and

1217
00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:12,720
you see a what's your name?

1218
00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:13,720
Leadfinger.

1219
00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:14,720
Leadfinger.

1220
00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:17,720
You see Leadfinger come running like heavy badass.

1221
00:47:17,720 --> 00:47:20,720
Goes to dive for the window and the whole building just collapses.

1222
00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:22,720
Crushes Leadfinger with a crit fail.

1223
00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:23,720
Do I rip this?

1224
00:47:23,720 --> 00:47:24,720
With a crit fail.

1225
00:47:24,720 --> 00:47:26,720
Go ahead and rip up that character.

1226
00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:28,720
Oh my god.

1227
00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:30,720
I got double baited.

1228
00:47:30,720 --> 00:47:32,720
You're so on two.

1229
00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:35,720
I'm here to die.

1230
00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:37,720
I don't like that.

1231
00:47:37,720 --> 00:47:42,720
Roll me a d6 again.

1232
00:47:42,720 --> 00:47:44,720
Didn't even get to experience life at all.

1233
00:47:44,720 --> 00:47:45,720
Six.

1234
00:47:45,720 --> 00:47:46,720
A six.

1235
00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:50,720
We're going to go ahead and give you this one because that's the last one we're going

1236
00:47:50,720 --> 00:47:51,720
to give you.

1237
00:47:51,720 --> 00:47:53,720
Is that a snorkel?

1238
00:47:53,720 --> 00:47:54,720
Stump biter?

1239
00:47:54,720 --> 00:47:55,720
Stump biter.

1240
00:47:55,720 --> 00:47:56,720
Okay.

1241
00:47:56,720 --> 00:48:05,720
Alright now I'm a short little fat girl and I got beautiful locks of gray weird hair cloth

1242
00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:06,720
looking stuff.

1243
00:48:06,720 --> 00:48:13,720
I have a bow and arrow, sharp teeth, red eyes and my ears are also pointy.

1244
00:48:13,720 --> 00:48:18,720
Okay so another goblin steps into the fray as Kelly loses another life.

1245
00:48:18,720 --> 00:48:20,720
I'm naturally evil.

1246
00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:22,720
So we got your items.

1247
00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:23,720
You guys escape your building.

1248
00:48:23,720 --> 00:48:24,720
You move on.

1249
00:48:24,720 --> 00:48:29,720
You get back to your cave to bring the items to Dr. Klaus.

1250
00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:34,720
He goes you come back and Dr. Klaus says oh my goblins, my goblins, my goblins, did you

1251
00:48:34,720 --> 00:48:36,720
bring my items?

1252
00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:38,720
So do you guys present the items to him?

1253
00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:39,720
Yeah.

1254
00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:44,720
And I'm going to make myself throw up and present him the chunk of meat I ate.

1255
00:48:44,720 --> 00:48:45,720
Ew.

1256
00:48:45,720 --> 00:48:48,720
Yeah so you throw up, make me a con save.

1257
00:48:48,720 --> 00:48:51,720
See if you can make yourself throw up.

1258
00:48:51,720 --> 00:48:52,720
Nine.

1259
00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:53,720
Nine?

1260
00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:54,720
Yeah.

1261
00:48:54,720 --> 00:48:55,720
So you failed.

1262
00:48:55,720 --> 00:48:56,720
So yeah you failed.

1263
00:48:56,720 --> 00:48:57,720
So you do throw up.

1264
00:48:57,720 --> 00:49:06,720
You throw up a chunk of thigh meat and you guys present the token and the wand of snowfall.

1265
00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:10,720
And you present it to Dr. Klaus and he goes oh my goblins, you brought me all the items

1266
00:49:10,720 --> 00:49:11,720
I needed.

1267
00:49:11,720 --> 00:49:16,720
And you take him and he kind of goes brrrr, brrrr, and sticks them inside this big present

1268
00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:20,720
box and he goes okay my goblins are you ready?

1269
00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:21,720
Come here.

1270
00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:25,720
And he like before you guys even get a chance to say anything he lifts you all up and he

1271
00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:30,720
kind of floats over to Dr. Klaus and he goes now is the time to help me with the ultimate

1272
00:49:30,720 --> 00:49:32,720
task, kill Krampus.

1273
00:49:32,720 --> 00:49:39,720
And he like shoves you guys all inside of this present box and you guys fall deep inside

1274
00:49:39,720 --> 00:49:44,720
this, it feels like you're in a never ending tunnel of just falling through darkness.

1275
00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:52,720
And you land and you're in this snowy desolate looking broken down rotten place and you see

1276
00:49:52,720 --> 00:49:58,720
Krampus standing before you with his horns and his giant, he's wearing a big Santa cloak.

1277
00:49:58,720 --> 00:50:04,720
And then you see on the ground behind him a jolly fat man sitting on the ground, looks

1278
00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:06,720
like he's impaled through a tree.

1279
00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:09,720
He's got Santa's clothes on him and a big white beard.

1280
00:50:09,720 --> 00:50:13,720
And you realize that Dr. Klaus was maybe not who you thought he was because there is a

1281
00:50:13,720 --> 00:50:17,720
very dead Santa Claus laying on the ground in front of Krampus.

1282
00:50:17,720 --> 00:50:23,720
So as all you kind of approach he turns around and he goes, ooh, they brought me more to

1283
00:50:23,720 --> 00:50:24,720
eat.

1284
00:50:24,720 --> 00:50:28,720
And you guys all need to roll initiative as you get into combat with Krampus.

1285
00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:31,720
I want my wand back.

1286
00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:35,720
What do we want?

1287
00:50:35,720 --> 00:50:38,720
My initiative is minus one.

1288
00:50:38,720 --> 00:50:40,720
Initiative, yeah.

1289
00:50:40,720 --> 00:50:44,720
I rolled a four minus one so I have a three.

1290
00:50:44,720 --> 00:50:47,720
18.

1291
00:50:47,720 --> 00:50:49,720
She's got a nickel.

1292
00:50:49,720 --> 00:50:52,720
That was my lucky book and you rolled good.

1293
00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:54,720
Okay, I need a pencil.

1294
00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:55,720
Nope.

1295
00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:56,720
Thank you.

1296
00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:57,720
Nope.

1297
00:50:57,720 --> 00:50:58,720
Alright, what's the initiatives?

1298
00:50:58,720 --> 00:50:59,720
16.

1299
00:50:59,720 --> 00:51:00,720
14.

1300
00:51:00,720 --> 00:51:01,720
Set.

1301
00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:04,720
What was yours, Ryan?

1302
00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:05,720
R1, 14.

1303
00:51:05,720 --> 00:51:06,720
14?

1304
00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:07,720
Kelly?

1305
00:51:07,720 --> 00:51:08,720
Three.

1306
00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:09,720
Three.

1307
00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:10,720
Meat sauce.

1308
00:51:10,720 --> 00:51:11,720
Ryan?

1309
00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:12,720
R2?

1310
00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:13,720
What was yours?

1311
00:51:13,720 --> 00:51:14,720
I should pull up.

1312
00:51:14,720 --> 00:51:17,720
Oh, it was 15.

1313
00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:18,720
15?

1314
00:51:18,720 --> 00:51:19,720
Plus three.

1315
00:51:19,720 --> 00:51:20,720
Okay.

1316
00:51:20,720 --> 00:51:21,720
Okay.

1317
00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:24,720
First up is Mogmont merch.

1318
00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:26,720
Mogmont merch.

1319
00:51:26,720 --> 00:51:30,720
It is your turn.

1320
00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:33,720
Alright, Krampus is about 25.

1321
00:51:33,720 --> 00:51:38,720
Alright, well I'm gonna chuck me some, no I'm not.

1322
00:51:38,720 --> 00:51:41,720
Nope, no I'm not.

1323
00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:44,720
Yeah, I'm just gonna chuck some acid at him.

1324
00:51:44,720 --> 00:51:46,720
Just go ahead and roll for me.

1325
00:51:46,720 --> 00:51:47,720
Deck save.

1326
00:51:47,720 --> 00:51:48,720
Deck save?

1327
00:51:48,720 --> 00:51:50,720
Yeah, deck save.

1328
00:51:50,720 --> 00:51:53,720
Let's see what Krampus' deck is.

1329
00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:54,720
He's in.

1330
00:51:54,720 --> 00:51:55,720
Yes.

1331
00:51:55,720 --> 00:51:57,720
I failed big time.

1332
00:51:57,720 --> 00:51:59,720
Four plus two.

1333
00:51:59,720 --> 00:52:00,720
Nerd.

1334
00:52:00,720 --> 00:52:03,720
So what do I roll for your damage?

1335
00:52:03,720 --> 00:52:04,720
What's it say?

1336
00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:05,720
1d6.

1337
00:52:05,720 --> 00:52:06,720
1d6?

1338
00:52:06,720 --> 00:52:07,720
Okay.

1339
00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:08,720
Five.

1340
00:52:08,720 --> 00:52:09,720
Five?

1341
00:52:09,720 --> 00:52:10,720
Yep.

1342
00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:11,720
Okay.

1343
00:52:11,720 --> 00:52:12,720
Not bad.

1344
00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:14,720
I need to get his helper in down here.

1345
00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:18,720
And then I hide somewhere.

1346
00:52:18,720 --> 00:52:19,720
Turn infection?

1347
00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:20,720
You gonna hide?

1348
00:52:20,720 --> 00:52:21,720
Yeah.

1349
00:52:21,720 --> 00:52:24,720
Okay, give me a stealth check.

1350
00:52:24,720 --> 00:52:25,720
Ten.

1351
00:52:25,720 --> 00:52:26,720
Ten?

1352
00:52:26,720 --> 00:52:32,720
I don't know if we go by anything.

1353
00:52:32,720 --> 00:52:33,720
Six.

1354
00:52:33,720 --> 00:52:34,720
Oh, so ten plus three.

1355
00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:38,720
Yeah, so you take off running and like dive behind a rock and hide and he just loses complete

1356
00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:39,720
track of you for a minute.

1357
00:52:39,720 --> 00:52:40,720
Nice.

1358
00:52:40,720 --> 00:52:42,600
So yeah, rest of you.

1359
00:52:42,600 --> 00:52:43,720
Next up is Krampus, actually.

1360
00:52:43,720 --> 00:52:44,720
Krampus.

1361
00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:50,720
We're gonna run up to the one he knows who is a...well actually he's going to leap.

1362
00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:57,280
He just like jumps all of his power and leaps right to Dogmunch, the sorcerer.

1363
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:59,000
And he's going to use his chain.

1364
00:52:59,000 --> 00:53:01,720
He's gonna reach out and try to attack you with his chain.

1365
00:53:01,720 --> 00:53:03,720
That's 11 plus five.

1366
00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:05,720
Has he got you?

1367
00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:06,720
11 plus five.

1368
00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:07,720
What's your AC?

1369
00:53:07,720 --> 00:53:08,720
That's a hit.

1370
00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:14,720
So this chain hits you and you get wrapped around you and does five damage.

1371
00:53:14,720 --> 00:53:15,720
Is he dead?

1372
00:53:15,720 --> 00:53:16,720
Dogmunch dead?

1373
00:53:16,720 --> 00:53:17,720
Okay, good.

1374
00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:18,720
No!

1375
00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:22,120
So yeah, I guess the rest of it doesn't matter.

1376
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:26,160
So he goes and hits you with this chain and pulls you to you and when he goes to grab

1377
00:53:26,160 --> 00:53:30,040
you as your body comes back, it's just like the top torso hanging there.

1378
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:32,720
And yeah, so roll me a...

1379
00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:33,720
I like that guy.

1380
00:53:33,720 --> 00:53:34,720
D4.

1381
00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:35,720
He's a pretty cool guy.

1382
00:53:35,720 --> 00:53:36,720
Roll me a D4 to get a new goblin.

1383
00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:37,720
I'm ready.

1384
00:53:37,720 --> 00:53:38,720
What are we doing?

1385
00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:39,720
Three.

1386
00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:40,720
Three?

1387
00:53:40,720 --> 00:53:41,720
How nice.

1388
00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:42,720
You're a creepy lady.

1389
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:43,720
Let me see.

1390
00:53:43,720 --> 00:53:44,720
Red up big bad.

1391
00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:45,720
Mr. Bumbo Stik.

1392
00:53:45,720 --> 00:53:46,720
Okay, red up big bad.

1393
00:53:46,720 --> 00:53:47,720
Red up big bad?

1394
00:53:47,720 --> 00:53:52,720
I've got a nasty torn white dress on and my teeth are sharp and huge and I am ugly as

1395
00:53:52,720 --> 00:53:53,720
hell.

1396
00:53:53,720 --> 00:53:54,720
You're a one ugly lady.

1397
00:53:54,720 --> 00:53:55,720
Wait, let me see.

1398
00:53:55,720 --> 00:53:56,720
We both have the same weird hat thing.

1399
00:53:56,720 --> 00:54:03,240
Todor got pretty mad that he just jumped straight over me and he had a little

1400
00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:08,240
bit of a shock.

1401
00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:13,480
Todor's rage is boiling.

1402
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:14,480
That was his turn.

1403
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:15,480
Crampus's.

1404
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:16,480
He was just blown on fire.

1405
00:54:16,480 --> 00:54:19,160
Oh wait, I think I did that wrong actually.

1406
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:22,880
I believe you were supposed to be very first Todor.

1407
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:23,880
But you can go ahead and go now then.

1408
00:54:23,880 --> 00:54:24,880
Go ahead.

1409
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:25,880
I died.

1410
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:26,880
I'm not going to press that.

1411
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:38,000
I'm going to try to sickle him in the back of the knee.

1412
00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:40,520
Sickle him in the back of the knee.

1413
00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:41,520
Cut the tendon.

1414
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:42,520
Alright, give me a tackle.

1415
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:43,520
Getting the Achilles?

1416
00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:44,520
No.

1417
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:47,520
That's 17 plus 4 to hit.

1418
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:48,520
17 plus 4.

1419
00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:49,520
Oh yeah buddy, big hit.

1420
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:50,520
Go ahead.

1421
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:51,520
Give me that damage.

1422
00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:52,520
4 plus 2.

1423
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:53,520
That's 1 plus 2, 3 damage.

1424
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:58,240
3 damage?

1425
00:54:58,240 --> 00:55:00,240
And we'll do Fury of the Small.

1426
00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:02,680
You want to add 1 damage?

1427
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:04,240
Yeah, since he's bigger.

1428
00:55:04,240 --> 00:55:13,040
And I'll use my bonus action to attempt to, as I come by and slash the back of his knee,

1429
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:16,120
I scurry off and try to hide the shadows.

1430
00:55:16,120 --> 00:55:19,120
Alright, give me a stealth check.

1431
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:23,720
That is 13.

1432
00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:24,720
13?

1433
00:55:24,720 --> 00:55:26,720
Yeah, 11 plus 2.

1434
00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:30,760
So you go to run past him and scurry and dash, but he kind of quickly catches you with his

1435
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:33,760
eye and you are unable to successfully hide.

1436
00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:37,360
You did hit your attacks, but he still sees you.

1437
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:39,760
Next up is, we're going to go with the same initiative off your last one.

1438
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:42,760
So Ryan, R1, it is your go.

1439
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:43,760
Alrighty.

1440
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:49,200
Well, Rita is going to take her dog slicer, which is a skin dog.

1441
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:50,200
A dog slicer?

1442
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:53,720
Yeah, and she's going to cramp us up because he's a punk ass bitch.

1443
00:55:53,720 --> 00:55:54,720
Okay.

1444
00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:55,720
Dog slicer.

1445
00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:56,720
Give us the dog slicer.

1446
00:55:56,720 --> 00:56:00,040
He's more of a goat, but you know, we'll get the dog slicer.

1447
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:01,040
Dog mate, goat mate.

1448
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:04,040
Yeah, what's the difference?

1449
00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:05,400
Many.

1450
00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:06,400
Oh my gosh.

1451
00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:07,400
7.

1452
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:08,400
7?

1453
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:09,400
That does not hit.

1454
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:10,400
7 plus 5?

1455
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:11,400
No, 2 plus 5.

1456
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:12,400
Oh gosh.

1457
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:15,400
No, yeah, that does not hit.

1458
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:16,400
Alright, yeah.

1459
00:56:16,400 --> 00:56:18,440
Okay, next up is.

1460
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:19,440
Rita sucks.

1461
00:56:19,440 --> 00:56:21,440
I forgot your new goblin's name.

1462
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:22,440
Stumpbiter.

1463
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:23,440
Stumpbiter.

1464
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:24,440
It is your go.

1465
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:27,920
I have a short bow and a broken dog slicer, short-sowing.

1466
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:28,920
So how close am I?

1467
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:29,920
I also got other little abilities too.

1468
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:31,520
I don't know what they do, but.

1469
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:32,520
How close am I?

1470
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:35,240
You are probably about 30 feet from him.

1471
00:56:35,240 --> 00:56:37,840
So I'm going to run up and short-sort him.

1472
00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:38,840
Short-sort him?

1473
00:56:38,840 --> 00:56:41,720
Okay, give me an attack roll.

1474
00:56:41,720 --> 00:56:42,720
I want a short-sort.

1475
00:56:42,720 --> 00:56:45,720
Okay, attack roll.

1476
00:56:45,720 --> 00:56:49,640
19 plus 5.

1477
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:50,640
That will definitely hit.

1478
00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:51,640
Yeah, it's like.

1479
00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:56,560
Okay, it says hit 6, 1d6 plus 3.

1480
00:56:56,560 --> 00:56:59,040
1d6 plus 3.

1481
00:56:59,040 --> 00:57:01,040
Well, 1 plus 3 is 4.

1482
00:57:01,040 --> 00:57:03,040
So 4 damage?

1483
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:04,040
Yup.

1484
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:05,040
Decent hit, decent hit.

1485
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:06,040
Is that all I can do?

1486
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:12,040
If you hear the soft whispers of Krampus's demons in the background.

1487
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:13,040
Dark magic.

1488
00:57:13,040 --> 00:57:14,040
Yeah.

1489
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:15,040
What?

1490
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:16,640
Anything else you want to do?

1491
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:20,520
I was looking to see if I'm able to like back away from him.

1492
00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:24,440
You should have Fury of the Small or Disengate or the Nimble and Escape where you can bonus

1493
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:25,440
action to hide.

1494
00:57:25,440 --> 00:57:28,760
I have Fury of the Small and Nimble Escape.

1495
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:29,760
Oh, that does plus 1.

1496
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:30,760
Which one would you like to do?

1497
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:32,760
I'm going to Nimble Escape away from him.

1498
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:33,760
So to hide?

1499
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:34,760
Yeah.

1500
00:57:34,760 --> 00:57:35,760
How to get back?

1501
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:38,760
You have to disengage to get away from him.

1502
00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:40,800
We did that wrong.

1503
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:41,800
We did hide immediately.

1504
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:44,800
But you wouldn't be able to hide away from him.

1505
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:47,920
Will the 13 be enough to disengage?

1506
00:57:47,920 --> 00:57:48,920
Disengage just happens.

1507
00:57:48,920 --> 00:57:49,920
You just walk away.

1508
00:57:49,920 --> 00:57:51,920
So yeah, I guess you can disengage and walk away.

1509
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:54,920
Well, he kept me inside anyways.

1510
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:58,640
So you want to just step away your full.

1511
00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:00,400
Full, yeah.

1512
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:02,760
Well my bow is.

1513
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:04,880
You don't have much movement because you ran all the way up to him.

1514
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:09,640
Listen, my hit range is 80 to 320 feet.

1515
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:12,840
You can't run away because you used all your movement to get to him.

1516
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:13,840
So you're kind of just.

1517
00:58:13,840 --> 00:58:14,840
Okay.

1518
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:15,840
You're about to get another character.

1519
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:16,840
You just do it.

1520
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:17,840
I guess you can take the hide.

1521
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:18,840
How far did I go?

1522
00:58:18,840 --> 00:58:19,840
It didn't really work.

1523
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:26,840
Because he jumped pretty close to where I was to get to him.

1524
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:27,840
And then you dipped away?

1525
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:28,840
Disengage.

1526
00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:30,840
I'd say you would make it a couple feet away.

1527
00:58:30,840 --> 00:58:31,840
About 10 feet.

1528
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:32,840
At a swing.

1529
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:34,800
This is the least you can do.

1530
00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:37,240
I think Fury of the Smog just adds one extra damage.

1531
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:38,240
Did you want to do that?

1532
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:39,240
Yeah, we'll just do that instead.

1533
00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:42,240
Minus out the rest of the garbage I created.

1534
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:44,880
Yeah, so you did one extra damage to this big guy.

1535
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:45,880
He's wacky.

1536
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:50,800
So I think that is back to the top of the round with mog merch.

1537
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:51,800
Yeah.

1538
00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:58,720
What would you like to do?

1539
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:01,240
I guess I'm just going to do fire.

1540
00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:03,240
The alchemist's fire?

1541
00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:05,240
Yeah, I'm going to aim for his butt.

1542
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:06,240
So is that dex save?

1543
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:07,240
Yep.

1544
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:08,240
Another dex save.

1545
00:59:08,240 --> 00:59:11,240
Why do you always end up with the character that has the dex?

1546
00:59:11,240 --> 00:59:12,240
I have no idea.

1547
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:13,240
You failed the big time.

1548
00:59:13,240 --> 00:59:14,240
That's the same you failed last time.

1549
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:15,240
Four plus two.

1550
00:59:15,240 --> 00:59:16,240
Three.

1551
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:17,240
Three damage?

1552
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:18,240
Yep.

1553
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:19,240
Plus one.

1554
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:20,240
Fury of the Smog, baby.

1555
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:21,240
You're milling him down.

1556
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:22,240
He's got a lot of health.

1557
00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:23,240
You're milling him down.

1558
00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:24,240
Okay, next up is Krompus.

1559
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:25,240
Who's around him right now?

1560
00:59:25,240 --> 00:59:26,240
I don't know.

1561
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:27,240
I don't know.

1562
00:59:27,240 --> 00:59:28,240
I don't know.

1563
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:29,240
I don't know.

1564
00:59:29,240 --> 00:59:30,240
I don't know.

1565
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:31,240
I don't know.

1566
00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:32,240
I don't know.

1567
00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:34,600
Okay, so he's going to take a snack right now.

1568
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:38,200
So you are Archie, or not Archie.

1569
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:39,200
Dog Munch.

1570
00:59:39,200 --> 00:59:40,200
Rita.

1571
00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:41,200
Oh no, Rita now.

1572
00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:42,200
You are Rita now.

1573
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:43,200
Stump-biter.

1574
00:59:43,200 --> 00:59:44,200
Stump-biter.

1575
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:45,440
Stump-biter is by him.

1576
00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:48,660
So he's going to take a snack at Rita.

1577
00:59:48,660 --> 00:59:49,660
Goddammit.

1578
00:59:49,660 --> 00:59:54,860
He's going to use, he's going to use stuff.

1579
00:59:54,860 --> 00:59:55,860
Stuff.

1580
00:59:55,860 --> 00:59:56,860
Stuff.

1581
00:59:56,860 --> 00:59:57,860
Oh no.

1582
00:59:57,860 --> 00:59:59,600
He's going to put you in his bag.

1583
00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:01,760
He stuffed you hard.

1584
01:00:01,760 --> 01:00:04,760
18 plus 5.

1585
01:00:04,760 --> 01:00:06,760
That doesn't help.

1586
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:10,760
Okay, so he grabs a hold of you and pulls out this big sack.

1587
01:00:10,760 --> 01:00:13,760
Fucking this struggle and trying to put you in there.

1588
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:17,760
So make me a strength or dexterity on check.

1589
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:18,760
Making dicks.

1590
01:00:18,760 --> 01:00:19,760
Okay.

1591
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:20,760
All day.

1592
01:00:20,760 --> 01:00:21,760
No bullshit.

1593
01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:26,760
God damn it.

1594
01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:27,760
What'd you get?

1595
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:31,760
8 plus 3 so 11.

1596
01:00:31,760 --> 01:00:32,760
Going in the bag.

1597
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:33,760
Going in the bag.

1598
01:00:33,760 --> 01:00:34,760
Yeah, I'm going in the bag.

1599
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:35,760
You going in the bag.

1600
01:00:35,760 --> 01:00:39,760
He goes to stuff you in there and you get your hands on the edge of the bag.

1601
01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:45,760
And you just forcefully push with all your goblin might and you kind of flip out of his grasp and land on the ground.

1602
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:49,760
So he just curses in a language you don't understand.

1603
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:51,760
And that was his turn.

1604
01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:52,760
So, next...

1605
01:00:52,760 --> 01:00:53,760
He about got you.

1606
01:00:53,760 --> 01:00:54,760
He about got you.

1607
01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:55,760
That took me back to his career.

1608
01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:57,760
Next up is...

1609
01:00:57,760 --> 01:00:58,760
Oh, not Rita.

1610
01:00:58,760 --> 01:00:59,760
You.

1611
01:00:59,760 --> 01:01:02,760
Alright, well I'm going to go right back at him then because...

1612
01:01:02,760 --> 01:01:03,760
The dog slicer?

1613
01:01:03,760 --> 01:01:04,760
Yeah, he just pissed me the fuck off.

1614
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:05,760
Dog slicer time.

1615
01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:06,760
Oh, sorry.

1616
01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:07,760
Trying to put me in here.

1617
01:01:07,760 --> 01:01:08,760
Zach!

1618
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:09,760
That's fine.

1619
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:13,760
That's a 14 plus 5.

1620
01:01:13,760 --> 01:01:14,760
How about a hit?

1621
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:15,760
So...

1622
01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:16,760
Give him the dog slicer.

1623
01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:17,760
The goat slicer.

1624
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:18,760
Turn him into dog meat.

1625
01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:21,760
Turn him into dog meat, baby.

1626
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:23,760
Slice into dice.

1627
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:25,760
Wait, what?

1628
01:01:25,760 --> 01:01:27,760
Hit 8, 1d6 plus 5.

1629
01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:28,760
Plus 8, what was it?

1630
01:01:28,760 --> 01:01:29,760
It says hit 8.

1631
01:01:29,760 --> 01:01:31,760
No, it's just a standard number.

1632
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:34,760
You roll whatever the roll number dice says.

1633
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:36,760
1d6 plus 5?

1634
01:01:36,760 --> 01:01:37,760
Damn.

1635
01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:39,760
She's going to stab you some bitch.

1636
01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:40,760
9 damage.

1637
01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:41,760
9 damage?

1638
01:01:41,760 --> 01:01:42,760
Nice!

1639
01:01:42,760 --> 01:01:43,760
For danger.

1640
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:45,760
Her slashes are biased.

1641
01:01:45,760 --> 01:01:49,760
I just read that in my book.

1642
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:52,760
My dude's club is 1d4 minus 1.

1643
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:53,760
That's horrible.

1644
01:01:53,760 --> 01:01:54,760
That's horrible.

1645
01:01:54,760 --> 01:01:57,760
Is that all you got?

1646
01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:01,760
When you're wielding a melee weapon in one hand, and know the weapons, you gain a plus

1647
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:02,760
2 bonus damage roll.

1648
01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:05,760
Oh, so you get another plus 2, or is it just added on?

1649
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:08,760
That's probably why it's a plus 5.

1650
01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:11,760
Or I could do the furious small and...

1651
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:12,760
Add another one.

1652
01:02:12,760 --> 01:02:13,760
Deal extra damage.

1653
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:14,760
One extra damage.

1654
01:02:14,760 --> 01:02:15,760
Okay.

1655
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:16,760
Yes, do that.

1656
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:17,760
Okay.

1657
01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:20,760
So far, all of us with Kelly have used that.

1658
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:23,760
Yeah, we've used it once for short-term.

1659
01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:24,760
So next up is...

1660
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:25,760
Me!

1661
01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:26,760
Wait, did you go for part?

1662
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:27,760
No, he hasn't gone yet.

1663
01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:28,760
I think I skipped you again.

1664
01:02:28,760 --> 01:02:29,760
It's you.

1665
01:02:29,760 --> 01:02:30,760
It's you now.

1666
01:02:30,760 --> 01:02:31,760
Yeah.

1667
01:02:31,760 --> 01:02:32,760
Yeah, he's after me.

1668
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:33,760
Because you went first.

1669
01:02:33,760 --> 01:02:34,760
He's technically supposed to be before you.

1670
01:02:34,760 --> 01:02:35,760
Yeah, but...

1671
01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:36,760
But yeah, go ahead.

1672
01:02:36,760 --> 01:02:37,760
That would work.

1673
01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:38,760
Okay, uh...

1674
01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:47,760
How close is the nearest goblin to him?

1675
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:48,760
Nearest goblin?

1676
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:49,760
Yeah.

1677
01:02:49,760 --> 01:02:50,760
I'm gonna start like right up on him.

1678
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:51,760
Stumpbiter and Rita.

1679
01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:52,760
All right, I'm going for a sling attack.

1680
01:02:52,760 --> 01:02:53,760
Range?

1681
01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:54,760
You know what that is?

1682
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:55,760
Yes.

1683
01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:56,760
Okay.

1684
01:02:56,760 --> 01:02:57,760
Yeah, because you're kind of still a little bit...

1685
01:02:57,760 --> 01:02:58,760
Like a 10 foot away or something.

1686
01:02:58,760 --> 01:02:59,760
Yeah, so you can still...

1687
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:00,760
All righty.

1688
01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:01,760
Let's see.

1689
01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:02,760
Technically, wouldn't I be at disadvantage at close range?

1690
01:03:02,760 --> 01:03:03,760
Yeah.

1691
01:03:03,760 --> 01:03:04,760
Well, that'll...

1692
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:05,760
Because you're not within...

1693
01:03:05,760 --> 01:03:20,760
Five feet, I think.

1694
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:21,760
Oh, okay.

1695
01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:22,760
Yeah, I think it's only five feet.

1696
01:03:22,760 --> 01:03:23,760
So that would be 14?

1697
01:03:23,760 --> 01:03:24,760
Yeah.

1698
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:25,760
No, that would not hit.

1699
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:26,760
Okay.

1700
01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:27,760
All right, that it?

1701
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:30,760
Yep, that's all I got.

1702
01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:31,760
Yeah, so you...

1703
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:34,520
You're fucking slinging this thing and you miss.

1704
01:03:34,520 --> 01:03:38,320
And when you see that from your sling, go flying past him, some of those little rocks

1705
01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:40,720
and shit, you're just launching out of it.

1706
01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:47,720
Just flying past him and it hits this stone rock wall behind him and you see that rock

1707
01:03:47,720 --> 01:03:54,240
fizzle with flame and just kind of start to spark and flame a little bit as it hits.

1708
01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:58,580
Because toad work's been known to have spontaneous combustions.

1709
01:03:58,580 --> 01:03:59,580
Next up is...

1710
01:03:59,580 --> 01:04:00,580
Stumpbiter.

1711
01:04:00,580 --> 01:04:01,580
What's ahead?

1712
01:04:01,580 --> 01:04:05,520
Stumpbiter, yeah.

1713
01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:07,760
I'm gonna use my short bow.

1714
01:04:07,760 --> 01:04:08,760
I'm gonna...

1715
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:09,760
You are up close.

1716
01:04:09,760 --> 01:04:10,760
You are face to face.

1717
01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:11,760
Oh yeah, I forgot.

1718
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:12,760
Okay.

1719
01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:17,240
You can disengage as bonus action and walk away if you want, but that's...

1720
01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:20,600
Nah, I'm already right here, so I'll just short sword him again.

1721
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:21,600
Okay.

1722
01:04:21,600 --> 01:04:22,600
Use my dog slicer.

1723
01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:23,600
I also have a dog slicer.

1724
01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:24,600
11 plus five.

1725
01:04:24,600 --> 01:04:25,600
That will hit.

1726
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:26,600
Awesome.

1727
01:04:26,600 --> 01:04:27,600
Then we'll do...

1728
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:32,600
Some damage.

1729
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:35,600
Oopsie.

1730
01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:37,960
Five plus three.

1731
01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:38,960
Eight damage.

1732
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:39,960
Five plus three, eight damage.

1733
01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:40,960
Eight damage, yeah.

1734
01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:45,320
Are you gonna use the fury of the snow to add a damage?

1735
01:04:45,320 --> 01:04:49,840
I already did use it, so I have to short rest.

1736
01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:52,040
Okay.

1737
01:04:52,040 --> 01:04:54,600
So back to the top of the round and we're gonna do it correct this time.

1738
01:04:54,600 --> 01:04:55,600
Toad work.

1739
01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:56,600
It's actually you.

1740
01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:57,600
We've been doing it backwards.

1741
01:04:57,600 --> 01:04:58,600
Hmm.

1742
01:04:58,600 --> 01:04:59,600
Going for another slingshot attack.

1743
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:00,600
Slingshot.

1744
01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:01,600
Oh, 11 plus four.

1745
01:05:01,600 --> 01:05:02,600
That will hit.

1746
01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:03,600
That must be his AC.

1747
01:05:03,600 --> 01:05:04,600
All the money.

1748
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:05,600
Yeah, it is.

1749
01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:06,600
1d4 plus two.

1750
01:05:06,600 --> 01:05:07,600
What is that one?

1751
01:05:07,600 --> 01:05:08,600
Oopsie daisy.

1752
01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:09,600
1d4 plus two?

1753
01:05:09,600 --> 01:05:10,600
Oh, sorry.

1754
01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:13,600
I was like, yeah, I was like, that's a damage.

1755
01:05:13,600 --> 01:05:16,600
Two plus two, four damage.

1756
01:05:16,600 --> 01:05:17,600
Four damage.

1757
01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:29,280
Yes.

1758
01:05:29,280 --> 01:05:30,280
You hit him right in the face.

1759
01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:36,520
And then yeah, as before, the sling, the rock flies at him and we'll meet another d4.

1760
01:05:36,520 --> 01:05:38,560
Four.

1761
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:42,720
He takes an extra four fire damage as it just spontaneously combusts the rock does and hits

1762
01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:43,720
him.

1763
01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:48,680
And as the anger boils, you see a Santa's dead body laying impaled on a tree.

1764
01:05:48,680 --> 01:05:53,160
His like robe starts to, starts to just kind of like combust a little bit and start to

1765
01:05:53,160 --> 01:05:55,160
spark a little with flame.

1766
01:05:55,160 --> 01:05:59,160
Yeah, so that happens.

1767
01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:04,200
He takes an extra four damage.

1768
01:06:04,200 --> 01:06:08,200
Next up is fleet, not flea stick, mob merch.

1769
01:06:08,200 --> 01:06:14,520
All right, yeah, just give me a deck save on alchemical fire.

1770
01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:15,520
Seven plus two.

1771
01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:16,520
Nice.

1772
01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:17,520
So 1d6.

1773
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:21,680
Why doesn't it work this well for flea stick?

1774
01:06:21,680 --> 01:06:22,680
One damage.

1775
01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:23,680
One damage.

1776
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:24,680
Big money.

1777
01:06:24,680 --> 01:06:25,680
All right.

1778
01:06:25,680 --> 01:06:28,200
We're chipping away, we're chipping away.

1779
01:06:28,200 --> 01:06:29,200
And eye hot.

1780
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:30,200
Yeah, you can.

1781
01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:31,200
You were far away.

1782
01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:32,200
Romy, still check.

1783
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:37,200
You stayed out of the fight pretty decently.

1784
01:06:37,200 --> 01:06:38,200
Six.

1785
01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:39,200
Six.

1786
01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:40,200
Yeah.

1787
01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:43,200
Wow, he actually does not see you.

1788
01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:44,200
Really?

1789
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:46,600
You dropped down and hide in a little bush.

1790
01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:48,600
The rock just exploded in his face.

1791
01:06:48,600 --> 01:06:52,520
Yeah, he's still kind of like firing his eyes and he's kind of looking around and you kind

1792
01:06:52,520 --> 01:06:54,000
of just dip into a bush and hide.

1793
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:55,000
He's just getting like bombarded.

1794
01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:56,000
What is that, Romy?

1795
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:57,000
What is going on?

1796
01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:58,000
Very good, very good.

1797
01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:59,000
Okay.

1798
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:00,000
You win.

1799
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:01,000
That means it's Krampus's turn.

1800
01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:02,000
Krampus.

1801
01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:03,000
Krampus.

1802
01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:04,000
Let's see.

1803
01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:05,000
Am I going to the leg?

1804
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:06,000
Yeah.

1805
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:11,960
He keeps feeling these flaming rocks smacking him, so he's going to use a ranged weapon

1806
01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:17,600
attack with his chain to reach back and try to grab a hold of the tow cord.

1807
01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:23,360
It is, what is that, nine?

1808
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:24,480
Yeah.

1809
01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:26,400
Plus five.

1810
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:27,400
Right on my ankle.

1811
01:07:27,400 --> 01:07:28,400
Right on the money.

1812
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:29,400
Okay, so that is...

1813
01:07:29,400 --> 01:07:30,400
Force.

1814
01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:31,400
The overall plus four.

1815
01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:41,560
Okay, so you're going to take two bludgeoning damage as the thing kind of hits you and make

1816
01:07:41,560 --> 01:07:45,640
me a strength or dexterity save.

1817
01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:56,560
Strength or dexterity, they're both the same.

1818
01:07:56,560 --> 01:07:57,560
13 strength.

1819
01:07:57,560 --> 01:07:58,560
13?

1820
01:07:58,560 --> 01:07:59,560
Yeah.

1821
01:07:59,560 --> 01:08:01,600
So, you're going to take one shy.

1822
01:08:01,600 --> 01:08:07,640
So yeah, that chain wraps around you and you feel a hard tug from Krampus and you come

1823
01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:08,640
flying in close.

1824
01:08:08,640 --> 01:08:09,640
Hold up, hold up, hold up.

1825
01:08:09,640 --> 01:08:10,640
Okay.

1826
01:08:10,640 --> 01:08:11,640
Beforehand.

1827
01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:20,680
Let's say that when that chain hit, I happened to use my advantageous distraction.

1828
01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:21,680
Your reaction.

1829
01:08:21,680 --> 01:08:22,680
Okay, yeah, you can use reaction.

1830
01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:23,680
Yeah, go ahead.

1831
01:08:23,680 --> 01:08:26,400
Before you finalize him yanking me and stuffing me in a bag.

1832
01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:31,640
So we'll say you'd still take the damage, but before he was able to yank, you were able

1833
01:08:31,640 --> 01:08:36,200
to just distractedly whip around because you saw something really cool off to the side

1834
01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:39,280
and pull out of this chain and flip around and move over away from it.

1835
01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:40,280
So yeah, you were not...

1836
01:08:40,280 --> 01:08:44,440
You used your advantage distraction to grapple out of the grapple.

1837
01:08:44,440 --> 01:08:46,960
Yeah, very smooth, very smooth.

1838
01:08:46,960 --> 01:08:51,320
Saw the fat man in the red coat, he was on fire completely.

1839
01:08:51,320 --> 01:08:54,320
Oh yeah, he's like burning.

1840
01:08:54,320 --> 01:08:55,320
Flames for the dragon lord.

1841
01:08:55,320 --> 01:08:58,160
I want to try to eat a piece of that.

1842
01:08:58,160 --> 01:09:01,240
So let's see, that was...

1843
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:02,480
Popped my head off of that chain.

1844
01:09:02,480 --> 01:09:06,040
...Francis' turn, so it is Rita.

1845
01:09:06,040 --> 01:09:07,040
Ryan.

1846
01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:09,360
How far away is...

1847
01:09:09,360 --> 01:09:11,440
You are still up in his shit.

1848
01:09:11,440 --> 01:09:12,440
You guys are right in the face.

1849
01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:13,440
Rita's my sister.

1850
01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:16,720
I'm going to get right up in that mofo.

1851
01:09:16,720 --> 01:09:17,720
She is my sister.

1852
01:09:17,720 --> 01:09:18,720
Yeah.

1853
01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:21,160
We're going to hit him with your skinny tire again.

1854
01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:22,160
The dog slicer?

1855
01:09:22,160 --> 01:09:23,160
The dog slicer.

1856
01:09:23,160 --> 01:09:26,800
I'm in the danger zone now.

1857
01:09:26,800 --> 01:09:27,800
I'm 15.

1858
01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:28,800
Yep.

1859
01:09:28,800 --> 01:09:29,800
That hits.

1860
01:09:29,800 --> 01:09:30,800
I'm ready.

1861
01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:33,800
His gallblades hit better than you guys do sometimes.

1862
01:09:33,800 --> 01:09:34,800
Shhh.

1863
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:35,800
They're weak.

1864
01:09:35,800 --> 01:09:36,800
They have to have chance.

1865
01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:37,800
Seven damage.

1866
01:09:37,800 --> 01:09:38,800
Seven damage?

1867
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:39,800
Seven.

1868
01:09:39,800 --> 01:09:40,800
Awesome.

1869
01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:41,800
That's pretty decent.

1870
01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:42,800
That's nice.

1871
01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:43,800
That's nice.

1872
01:09:43,800 --> 01:09:44,800
That'd be nice.

1873
01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:45,800
That'd be nice.

1874
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:46,800
That'd be nice.

1875
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:47,800
That'd be nice.

1876
01:09:47,800 --> 01:09:48,800
That'd be nice.

1877
01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:49,800
That'd be nice.

1878
01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:50,800
That'd be nice.

1879
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:51,800
That'd be nice.

1880
01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:52,800
That'd be nice.

1881
01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:53,800
That's a good job.

1882
01:09:53,800 --> 01:09:54,800
Good job.

1883
01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:55,800
Pretty sweet.

1884
01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:56,800
Stump biter.

1885
01:09:56,800 --> 01:09:57,800
Kelly, your turn.

1886
01:09:57,800 --> 01:09:58,800
Stump biter.

1887
01:09:58,800 --> 01:09:59,800
Stump biter.

1888
01:09:59,800 --> 01:10:00,800
That's what I said, stump biter.

1889
01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:01,800
Salad and butter.

1890
01:10:01,800 --> 01:10:02,800
Yeah.

1891
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:03,800
Oh, it's your turn.

1892
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:04,800
Can't mess with me.

1893
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:07,800
That's how her owners do it.

1894
01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:09,200
Stump butter.

1895
01:10:09,200 --> 01:10:12,440
I'm going to also do my short sword again.

1896
01:10:12,440 --> 01:10:13,440
Short sword.

1897
01:10:13,440 --> 01:10:14,440
Get it.

1898
01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:15,440
Do it.

1899
01:10:15,440 --> 01:10:20,080
Sounds like a bad adult sound.

1900
01:10:20,080 --> 01:10:21,080
Seven plus five.

1901
01:10:21,080 --> 01:10:22,080
To hit.

1902
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:23,080
To hit, right?

1903
01:10:23,080 --> 01:10:24,080
Yep.

1904
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:25,080
Yep.

1905
01:10:25,080 --> 01:10:26,080
Oh wait, no it won't.

1906
01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:27,080
It won't hit.

1907
01:10:27,080 --> 01:10:28,080
Well, no.

1908
01:10:28,080 --> 01:10:29,080
Dang it.

1909
01:10:29,080 --> 01:10:30,080
Dang it.

1910
01:10:30,080 --> 01:10:31,080
A swing and a mish.

1911
01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:32,080
Yeah, a swing and a mish.

1912
01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:33,080
That's back to the top of the round.

1913
01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:34,080
Toad ward.

1914
01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:35,080
You're in close vicinity now.

1915
01:10:35,080 --> 01:10:36,080
You are not grappled.

1916
01:10:36,080 --> 01:10:41,080
What would you like to be?

1917
01:10:41,080 --> 01:10:45,680
Nearby people.

1918
01:10:45,680 --> 01:10:55,360
We've got Rita and Stump Biter on the opposite side of Krampus, where you are.

1919
01:10:55,360 --> 01:10:56,360
Hi.

1920
01:10:56,360 --> 01:11:04,680
I guess I ain't got no choice but to sickle this mofo right in his wing.

1921
01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:11,680
Yeah, you're going to sickle in the wing.

1922
01:11:11,680 --> 01:11:15,920
Let's see, fifteen.

1923
01:11:15,920 --> 01:11:16,920
Geez.

1924
01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:17,920
Wow.

1925
01:11:17,920 --> 01:11:20,920
You guys are getting fifteen, fifteen, fifteen.

1926
01:11:20,920 --> 01:11:22,920
That's nice.

1927
01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:27,080
Five damage.

1928
01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:28,080
Five damage?

1929
01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:29,080
Yep.

1930
01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:33,480
To the wing.

1931
01:11:33,480 --> 01:11:34,480
Very good.

1932
01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:35,480
Okay.

1933
01:11:35,480 --> 01:11:36,480
He's hurting badly.

1934
01:11:36,480 --> 01:11:38,480
You're seeing like blood dripping from him.

1935
01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:44,120
And that comes up to...

1936
01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:45,120
Mogmerch.

1937
01:11:45,120 --> 01:11:49,120
Alright, Alchemy of Fire.

1938
01:11:49,120 --> 01:11:51,120
Alchemy of Fire.

1939
01:11:51,120 --> 01:11:53,240
Fourteen, plus two.

1940
01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:54,240
That's total mess.

1941
01:11:54,240 --> 01:11:55,240
That's a miss.

1942
01:11:55,240 --> 01:11:56,240
Fuck yeah, baby.

1943
01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:57,240
Krampus' turn.

1944
01:11:57,240 --> 01:11:58,240
And I do no bullshit.

1945
01:11:58,240 --> 01:11:59,240
Hide again?

1946
01:11:59,240 --> 01:12:00,240
No.

1947
01:12:00,240 --> 01:12:01,240
Okay.

1948
01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:02,240
Roll a stealth check.

1949
01:12:02,240 --> 01:12:03,240
I'm sure you're going to miss.

1950
01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:04,240
He sees you.

1951
01:12:04,240 --> 01:12:05,240
You're not safe.

1952
01:12:05,240 --> 01:12:15,040
Yeah, so he feels that and he's going to do a leap and he's going to jump over everyone

1953
01:12:15,040 --> 01:12:19,640
and leap at you from hitting him with these fires so many few times with the Alchemy of

1954
01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:22,480
Chemical Fire and he's going to do stuff on you.

1955
01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:25,480
I'm going to disengage.

1956
01:12:25,480 --> 01:12:29,080
Fifteen plus five.

1957
01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:30,080
That will hit.

1958
01:12:30,080 --> 01:12:32,080
I don't even need to ask.

1959
01:12:32,080 --> 01:12:33,080
I know.

1960
01:12:33,080 --> 01:12:35,920
He's going to do a contested grapple.

1961
01:12:35,920 --> 01:12:38,920
Strength or dexterity check.

1962
01:12:38,920 --> 01:12:39,920
Okay.

1963
01:12:39,920 --> 01:12:42,920
Is that fail?

1964
01:12:42,920 --> 01:12:43,920
Crit fail?

1965
01:12:43,920 --> 01:12:44,920
Crit fail.

1966
01:12:44,920 --> 01:12:45,920
I'm dead.

1967
01:12:45,920 --> 01:12:52,840
Okay, so usually you would be thrown into this sack and it's an extra dimensional so

1968
01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:57,000
he grabs a hold of you and you're full of stuff in there and it's like you're going

1969
01:12:57,000 --> 01:12:58,000
straight in this bag.

1970
01:12:58,000 --> 01:12:59,720
All you see is just void of blackness.

1971
01:12:59,720 --> 01:13:01,320
It smells like cheese in here.

1972
01:13:01,320 --> 01:13:06,400
You feel his deep claws come in and grab you again and pull you out and you're seeing your

1973
01:13:06,400 --> 01:13:08,400
head coming out and you're like it's a relief.

1974
01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:09,400
What's going on?

1975
01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:13,760
Then the bag closes and your head gets just decapitated and rolls out of the bag and your

1976
01:13:13,760 --> 01:13:16,400
head just kind of rolls onto the ground from the bag.

1977
01:13:16,400 --> 01:13:17,400
That's the Memphis.

1978
01:13:17,400 --> 01:13:18,400
Yeah, so you can rip up that character sheet.

1979
01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:19,400
He held on for so long.

1980
01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:20,400
You're the only OG.

1981
01:13:20,400 --> 01:13:21,400
Roll me a D4.

1982
01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:22,400
Damn right.

1983
01:13:22,400 --> 01:13:23,400
Oh, I'm going to die.

1984
01:13:23,400 --> 01:13:24,400
I'm going to die.

1985
01:13:24,400 --> 01:13:25,400
I'm going to die.

1986
01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:26,400
I'm going to die.

1987
01:13:26,400 --> 01:13:27,400
I'm going to die.

1988
01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:28,400
I'm going to die.

1989
01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:29,400
I'm going to die.

1990
01:13:29,400 --> 01:13:30,400
I'm going to die.

1991
01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:31,400
I'm going to die.

1992
01:13:31,400 --> 01:13:32,400
I'm going to die.

1993
01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:33,400
I'm going to die.

1994
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:34,400
I'm going to die.

1995
01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:35,400
I'm going to die.

1996
01:13:35,400 --> 01:13:36,400
Oh my gosh, I'm so scared.

1997
01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:37,400
Oh no, Rana, Rana.

1998
01:13:37,400 --> 01:13:38,400
Rana, Rana.

1999
01:13:38,400 --> 01:13:39,400
Rana, Rana.

2000
01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:40,400
Rana, Rana.

2001
01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:41,400
Rana, Rana, Rana.

2002
01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:44,640
Well, he's not right up in my business now unless he decides he's going to leave too

2003
01:13:44,640 --> 01:13:45,640
fast.

2004
01:13:45,640 --> 01:13:47,400
I am Pug of Zarongo.

2005
01:13:47,400 --> 01:13:48,400
No.

2006
01:13:48,400 --> 01:13:52,460
Pug says Zarongo is the best.

2007
01:13:52,460 --> 01:13:55,080
He helps bomb things and heal the rest.

2008
01:13:55,080 --> 01:14:00,800
Zerengal's favor makes Pug blessed and Pug also stab you with knife if you make fun of

2009
01:14:00,800 --> 01:14:03,000
how he isn't good at riding animals.

2010
01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:04,000
So specific.

2011
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:12,640
You said you make fun of me for not riding pig?

2012
01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:15,640
I will stab you with that.

2013
01:14:15,640 --> 01:14:16,640
Okay.

2014
01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:17,640
You're love pronouncing his name.

2015
01:14:17,640 --> 01:14:18,640
So.

2016
01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:19,640
Alright.

2017
01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:22,120
Pug of Zerengal is a male goblin cleric over the war domain.

2018
01:14:22,120 --> 01:14:23,120
Okay.

2019
01:14:23,120 --> 01:14:24,120
Alright.

2020
01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:25,120
So Zerengal's ramp has killed you.

2021
01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:26,120
So that means it's your turn.

2022
01:14:26,120 --> 01:14:27,120
Oh yeah.

2023
01:14:27,120 --> 01:14:28,120
Rida.

2024
01:14:28,120 --> 01:14:29,120
This guy is actually a beast.

2025
01:14:29,120 --> 01:14:30,120
Alright.

2026
01:14:30,120 --> 01:14:36,120
Well Rida is going to do a little bit of a slicey slicey with the old dog slicer.

2027
01:14:36,120 --> 01:14:40,120
Slicey slicey on the dog slicer.

2028
01:14:40,120 --> 01:14:41,120
Natural 20.

2029
01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:42,120
Alright.

2030
01:14:42,120 --> 01:14:45,120
Give me some double damage.

2031
01:14:45,120 --> 01:14:48,120
Double damage.

2032
01:14:48,120 --> 01:14:54,120
So 7 and 9.

2033
01:14:54,120 --> 01:14:57,120
So freaking 16 damage.

2034
01:14:57,120 --> 01:14:58,120
16 damage.

2035
01:14:58,120 --> 01:14:59,120
Yeah.

2036
01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:02,520
So you get this dog slicer and you guys are all just like surrounding this dude.

2037
01:15:02,520 --> 01:15:03,520
Just like stick stick stick.

2038
01:15:03,520 --> 01:15:04,520
Slice stick stick stick.

2039
01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:06,520
And then you see alchemel fire come flying.

2040
01:15:06,520 --> 01:15:08,120
You bust him in the face.

2041
01:15:08,120 --> 01:15:09,120
Stick.

2042
01:15:09,120 --> 01:15:10,960
And he starts bleeding out and falls to the ground.

2043
01:15:10,960 --> 01:15:15,680
And you're seeing like pieces of him falling off of him and he falls to the ground in like

2044
01:15:15,680 --> 01:15:18,040
a last squeal of death.

2045
01:15:18,040 --> 01:15:20,520
Um, as he fades away.

2046
01:15:20,520 --> 01:15:25,160
And as this happens you see the life essence of him just kind of like drain and start.

2047
01:15:25,160 --> 01:15:29,320
The life essence starts to drain from him and flow back into Santa.

2048
01:15:29,320 --> 01:15:33,120
And it just kind of fills his body up and he's like coming back to life and the colors

2049
01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:37,560
hitting him and his cheeks are getting red and he pops up and he goes, oh you guys have

2050
01:15:37,560 --> 01:15:39,760
brought me back to life.

2051
01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:42,080
That's ho ho ho indeed.

2052
01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:45,360
Now let's bring Christmas to all the people.

2053
01:15:45,360 --> 01:15:50,340
And uh, you guys have defeated Krampus and saved Christmas.

2054
01:15:50,340 --> 01:15:54,920
This episode of Dummies with Dice features Kelly Lee as Miss Muffin, Nate Chambers as

2055
01:15:54,920 --> 01:16:00,780
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2056
01:16:00,780 --> 01:16:02,460
Hayes is the DM.

2057
01:16:02,460 --> 01:16:05,240
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2058
01:16:05,240 --> 01:16:09,440
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2060
01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:16,720
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01:16:16,720 --> 01:16:21,420
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01:16:21,420 --> 01:16:25,560
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