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00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:24,360 Okay. 25 00:01:24,360 --> 00:01:26,200 Hey, Nate here. 26 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:27,800 My character's Duke Crystal. 27 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:31,760 He's a 32-year-old drug addicted level four barbarian in the group. 28 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:35,160 Fun fact about Duke, he's never washed his gooch pouch. 29 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:36,160 And I mean never. 30 00:01:36,160 --> 00:01:37,160 Not once. 31 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:38,160 Oh my god. 32 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:41,040 That's why I got like a little bit under there. 33 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:42,600 It's got some miles on it. 34 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:43,600 Some cheese. 35 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:45,520 Yeah, it's almost welled into his... 36 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:48,480 He can't even get to it anymore. 37 00:01:48,480 --> 00:01:50,440 Hi, I'm Kelli Lee. 38 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:52,240 I play Miss Muffin. 39 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:54,240 She's a crazy cat lady rug. 40 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:57,880 Fun fact, Miss Muffin loves a good blanket. 41 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:04,480 Hey guys, it's Ryan, R1. 42 00:02:04,480 --> 00:02:07,980 I'm playing as Archie Ortiz, a 76-year-old MMA gym owner. 43 00:02:07,980 --> 00:02:09,800 He's also the monk of the group. 44 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:14,600 Fun fact about Archie, someone shit his pants while he was in a coma. 45 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:15,600 Oh my god. 46 00:02:15,600 --> 00:02:16,600 Oh yeah. 47 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:17,600 Someone. 48 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:18,600 Someone's... 49 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:20,600 One of his friends snuck in his room and shit his pants. 50 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:23,600 Someone rolled a really good stealth to be able to shit in his pants. 51 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:26,600 I don't know why they did it. 52 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:27,600 Not me. 53 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:29,080 Hey everyone, Ryan Tucker here. 54 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:30,880 I play as Fleastick Sockjelly. 55 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:34,120 I'm the hobo trash master cleric of the God Rumpke. 56 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:37,160 I'm the MacGyver of all things trash and garbage. 57 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:41,400 Fun fact about Fleastick, he may have shit in someone's pants. 58 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:42,400 Oh no. 59 00:02:42,400 --> 00:02:45,400 He validated yours with another fact. 60 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:46,400 Oh my god. 61 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:47,400 It changed. 62 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:50,400 It was a joke and now it's real. 63 00:02:50,400 --> 00:02:53,400 Someone really took a shit in my pants and I know it. 64 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:54,400 I know I didn’t 65 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,400 I thought it didn’t look like my shit. 66 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:56,400 He said I don't eat peanuts. 67 00:02:56,400 --> 00:03:01,400 And I stood up while I did it. 68 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:04,400 No, no, no. 69 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:09,520 My name is Trisston Hayes and I am the Dummy Master and my fun fact is that the hashtag symbol 70 00:03:09,520 --> 00:03:12,720 is technically called an octothorp. 71 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:13,720 So there you go. 72 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:14,720 You're welcome. 73 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:15,720 A pound? 74 00:03:15,720 --> 00:03:16,720 Yeah. 75 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:17,720 Well, a pound and a hashtag. 76 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:18,720 A pound, the same thing. 77 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:19,720 Octothorp? 78 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:20,720 Yep. 79 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:21,720 Octothorp. 80 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:22,720 Why have we not been calling that? 81 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:23,720 It's like way cooler 82 00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:24,720 Yeah. 83 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:25,720 Yeah, I like octothorp. 84 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:26,720 That was nice. 85 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:27,720 Doctor octothorp. 86 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:28,720 That's how he's gonna die. 87 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:29,720 Nope. 88 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:50,720 Where we left off, you guys had the shit. 89 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:53,720 Where we left off, you guys had destroyed Big Bone. 90 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:54,720 Murdered. 91 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:55,720 What? 92 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:56,720 Murdered. 93 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:57,720 Oh, sorry. 94 00:03:57,720 --> 00:03:59,520 You had murdered at Big Bone. 95 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:05,720 The joyful creature that you all have created yourself on our Patreon bonus episode, if 96 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:08,840 you join monthly, you get to listen to that episode. 97 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:09,840 So you know. 98 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:17,120 But yeah, Big Bone and his bonely bodies laying in front of you. 99 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:19,280 What would you guys like to do in this room? 100 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:21,480 Rammage through his bones. 101 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:22,480 Rammage through his bones? 102 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:23,480 Who's gonna do this role? 103 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:24,480 You wanna give me investigation? 104 00:04:24,480 --> 00:04:25,480 Mine's a plus two. 105 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:26,480 Who does? 106 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:27,480 Mine is a plus. 107 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:28,480 What'd you got? 108 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:37,480 Did you guys do a little team huddle over this bones and just kind of discuss? 109 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:42,800 What's your investigation, please, Dave? 110 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:43,800 What's your investigation? 111 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:44,800 Negative one. 112 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:45,800 Oh shit. 113 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:46,800 No thank you. 114 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:47,800 What's yours? 115 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:50,840 I have a plus two. 116 00:04:50,840 --> 00:04:51,840 You roll it. 117 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:52,840 Plus one. 118 00:04:52,840 --> 00:04:53,840 Get your hands in there. 119 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:54,840 19 plus two. 120 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:55,840 Wow, very good. 121 00:04:55,840 --> 00:05:00,080 I'm like elbow deep in these bones. 122 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:07,200 So as you rummage your hands, you're digging through bones, his pile of bones. 123 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:10,720 You feel like a quick slice on your wrist as you get cut by a bone. 124 00:05:10,720 --> 00:05:20,560 But you find 170 gold pieces and you find a weapon like this big, looks like a bone, 125 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:26,400 but like it pops off and you can see that it's got this special wrappings around it. 126 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:28,480 Like there's like this weird little wrapping around it. 127 00:05:28,480 --> 00:05:36,640 And yeah, you got this mace and it's going to be, you see what it says here? 128 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:41,000 You can feel that this thing would be very good against, like it's got some kind of like 129 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:44,000 special properties against the undead. 130 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,960 So it's a plus two mace. 131 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:50,160 So that means if you use this mace, whoever uses it, you will get a plus two to your hit. 132 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:51,800 What is a mace exactly? 133 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:53,280 Like handle, little club. 134 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:54,680 Yeah, this is what it looks like. 135 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:56,720 It's essentially like, it's called the bone counter. 136 00:05:56,720 --> 00:06:01,920 It's like a club, but usually a mace has like rough edges or like spikes. 137 00:06:01,920 --> 00:06:05,000 Well, sometimes that's a warning star, but. 138 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:08,040 The end of it, like the handle of it kind of looks like it's been like charred, like 139 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:10,720 a little black, it's got like a little burn mark on the end. 140 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:12,720 Essentially it's a big fever bone. 141 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:13,720 Yeah. 142 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:16,880 But yeah, big boy's been down here collecting all kinds of, you know, special. 143 00:06:16,880 --> 00:06:17,880 Anybody want? 144 00:06:17,880 --> 00:06:18,880 Who wants a mace? 145 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:19,880 I don't know who's proficient. 146 00:06:19,880 --> 00:06:20,880 Who could actually use them? 147 00:06:20,880 --> 00:06:21,880 I could probably use it. 148 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:22,880 Barbarian. 149 00:06:22,880 --> 00:06:23,880 I got all kinds of stuff. 150 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:24,880 I think I'm proficient with a mace actually. 151 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:25,880 I think so. 152 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:26,880 You got your staff. 153 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:27,880 I'm pretty sweet charred. 154 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:28,880 I'm usually a dragon slayer usually, but you know, whatever you want. 155 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:29,880 What do you got? 156 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:30,880 Your cane? 157 00:06:30,880 --> 00:06:35,880 I don't think. 158 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:38,160 I think Archie's still got the OG cane. 159 00:06:38,160 --> 00:06:39,160 I don't think he might need a weapon. 160 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:40,160 I started out with a flea mace. 161 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:41,160 Can you get a mace? 162 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:42,160 A mace? 163 00:06:42,160 --> 00:06:45,160 I don't know if I can. 164 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:47,680 If it's a martial weapon, you can use it. 165 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:49,800 You'd be proficient with it. 166 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:50,800 Yeah. 167 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:51,800 Club's simple. 168 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,800 If you go to your proficiencies on there, it'll tell you. 169 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:54,800 I have lots of them. 170 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:55,800 You might be able to use it. 171 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:56,800 Mace is. 172 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:57,800 I lied. 173 00:06:57,800 --> 00:06:58,800 I have two diamonds. 174 00:06:58,800 --> 00:06:59,800 Simple. 175 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:00,800 It's a simple melee weapon. 176 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:01,800 Simple weapon. 177 00:07:01,800 --> 00:07:02,800 And proficient in this too. 178 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:03,800 So you might not get your. 179 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:06,800 So if we're proficient in a simple, you can get your, yeah, your proficient. 180 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:07,800 It's a simple weapon. 181 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:08,800 Yeah. 182 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:09,800 It says monk. 183 00:07:09,800 --> 00:07:10,800 Monk. 184 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:11,800 That means it's a monk weapon. 185 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:16,800 So that means if you use it, you still can do your like special unarmed attack because 186 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:17,800 it's like a monk weapon. 187 00:07:17,800 --> 00:07:18,800 Oh, but that's not. 188 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:19,800 Yeah, it is. 189 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:20,800 It's a simple weapon. 190 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:21,800 It's a simple weapon. 191 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:22,800 It's a simple weapon. 192 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:23,800 Yeah. 193 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:24,800 Usually it's simple and martial. 194 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:25,800 So yeah, you can use it. 195 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:26,800 Hand it over. 196 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:29,800 You still have a generic old weapon. 197 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:30,800 What's that swing? 198 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:31,800 That actually broke once. 199 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:32,800 It's still a normal mace damage, but it's a plus two. 200 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:33,800 So that the. 201 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:34,800 Huh? 202 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:35,800 That are just a total. 203 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:36,800 Total of normal. 204 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:37,800 A special something might happen when you kill another thing, but you don't know what 205 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:38,800 it will happen. 206 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:39,800 Well, he probably has a plus two from his proficiency as well. 207 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:40,800 Aren't you? 208 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:41,800 So yeah. 209 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:44,800 So yeah, he'll get whatever, whatever the proficiency and then it's a plus two. 210 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:47,800 So you get an extra plus two damage. 211 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:48,800 So yeah, it's a simple weapon. 212 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:49,800 It's a simple weapon. 213 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:50,800 It's a simple weapon. 214 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:51,800 It's a simple weapon. 215 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:52,800 It's a simple weapon. 216 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:53,800 It's a simple weapon. 217 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:54,800 It's a simple weapon. 218 00:07:54,800 --> 00:07:55,800 It's a simple weapon. 219 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:56,800 It's a simple weapon. 220 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:57,800 It's a simple weapon. 221 00:07:57,800 --> 00:07:58,800 It's a simple weapon. 222 00:07:58,800 --> 00:07:59,800 You get an extra plus two to your hit. 223 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:00,800 Using it. 224 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:01,800 Some of my snow go. 225 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:02,800 He's got a plus eight. 226 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:03,800 The fresh. 227 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:04,800 The fresh. 228 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:05,800 Essentially what my dark greatsword is. 229 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:06,800 Why are there yellows? 230 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:07,800 I need to get a little insight on that. 231 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:08,800 Nothing else is that high. 232 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:11,800 That staff I got with the arrowhead shaped crystal. 233 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:17,800 So are you going to like just kind of investigate this thing again? 234 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:19,800 Getting a closer look at it and see what happened? 235 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:20,800 Yeah. 236 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,800 So roll me an investigation. 237 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:24,800 Minus one. 238 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:30,300 12. 12? Okay, so you look at it and the blue like crystal that was kind of glowing on the end 239 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:36,100 It's no longer glowing. Oh, no. There's no more like you don't feel that wave of around you. 240 00:08:38,220 --> 00:08:41,220 Yeah, and when you kind of were rummaging through Big Bone 241 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:43,540 I don't know if I said this in the last episode 242 00:08:43,540 --> 00:08:44,420 So I'm gonna say it now 243 00:08:44,420 --> 00:08:49,660 When you're rummaging through Big Bone you kind of saw that light inside of him like glowing out as you died like that 244 00:08:49,820 --> 00:08:54,060 Magic that was just kind of flowing through him. You see that kind of fade away as he died 245 00:08:54,060 --> 00:08:58,880 So you can get the sense that there was some kind of magical thing flowing away from him 246 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:00,880 And now that that presence is gone 247 00:09:01,780 --> 00:09:03,660 There's no more of that 248 00:09:03,660 --> 00:09:05,660 You know what I mean? 249 00:09:05,660 --> 00:09:07,660 I'm gonna check on old Mr. Riddle's 250 00:09:07,660 --> 00:09:08,160 Okay 251 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:10,160 See if he's alive 252 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:12,160 Just a pile of bones on the ground 253 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:17,640 I'm going to take that crystal off into the staff get rid of the stick and I'm gonna mend it to my skull 254 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:20,380 Oh, yeah, you're gonna use your cantrip? 255 00:09:20,380 --> 00:09:20,880 Yep 256 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:25,960 You're just gonna mend it. Okay. All right. Well, you got the blue crystal attached to your skull helmet. We'll see 257 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:28,800 Now you look fucking badass. Yeah. Hell yeah 258 00:09:29,420 --> 00:09:31,420 Not be even be able to press little with that 259 00:09:31,820 --> 00:09:35,900 So for the people in the tomb to room as Duke Crystal starts to walk away 260 00:09:36,780 --> 00:09:43,060 You see you know a set of stairs ahead of you like kind of going north up and there's a big large sarcophagus 261 00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:48,540 And then there's two sarcophagus on the left and right side of the next room. That's what you see 262 00:09:48,540 --> 00:09:51,420 If anybody wants to do anything in that room, I 263 00:09:53,140 --> 00:09:55,140 Kind of want to take a sarcophagus 264 00:09:57,140 --> 00:10:03,200 You're not giving me it you want to give me a perception check flea stick 265 00:10:09,180 --> 00:10:10,740 15 266 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:14,380 15. Mm-hmm. Very good. So you walk up and you see this 267 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:20,460 large sarcophagus and you can tell that this thing looks like way more important than the rest 268 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:27,260 Than the other like any of the other sarcophagus in this building that this place was probably meant for this person and the rest of these 269 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:31,100 People are like on the sides are more like his closest 270 00:10:32,580 --> 00:10:36,780 People in his circle and type stuff. That's what you get from that perception check in this room 271 00:10:37,980 --> 00:10:39,980 Yeah 272 00:10:39,980 --> 00:10:44,300 Try give me a strength check on the big one. Mm-hmm. Okay. Yeah, give me a strength check 273 00:10:47,460 --> 00:10:50,740 Alright nice so the nat 20 when you open this 274 00:10:51,620 --> 00:10:53,620 because you got a nat 20 you open it and 275 00:10:53,780 --> 00:10:59,380 these like bone spikes that are sticking in the bottom of it come like shooting up at you to like stab and 276 00:10:59,620 --> 00:11:04,760 with the nat 20 you kind of like shrink down low and they just kind of stick up over your head and then you see them like 277 00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:11,260 Chim chim chim chim and then go back down inside of the sarcophagus and when you look inside there is nothing inside there 278 00:11:11,260 --> 00:11:13,260 because his bones have been used to 279 00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:15,580 Be piled up with a big bone 280 00:11:16,580 --> 00:11:18,540 Already 281 00:11:18,540 --> 00:11:25,820 So yeah, and then Duke crystal it flashback as you walk down the hallway you look ahead and you just see a pile of bones laying 282 00:11:25,820 --> 00:11:28,980 on the on the ground and no mister Rios 283 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:34,880 I take you take his head. I take this home. Okay. Yeah attach it to the horse 284 00:11:35,940 --> 00:11:37,940 So good 285 00:11:38,100 --> 00:11:41,980 I'll put it by pack for now. Okay, mr. Riddle's head 286 00:11:44,780 --> 00:11:49,260 So, yeah, that's about what you guys have done in this place if there's much more you want to do you can check 287 00:11:50,140 --> 00:11:52,140 two other sarcophagus 288 00:11:54,500 --> 00:11:57,360 Or anything else I don't know if you want anything else in the room what's up 289 00:11:57,360 --> 00:12:04,760 I'm kind of like I like you concluding that big bones was he was killing all of her people that she was sending down here 290 00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:09,620 yeah, the ones I've none really made it past mr. Riddle's because 291 00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,400 Mr. Riddle's was killing them. Yeah 292 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:17,960 yeah, cuz they couldn't really get through the things or they were stuck by spike traps or 293 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:20,680 all the stuff 294 00:12:20,680 --> 00:12:22,680 riddles bones 295 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:25,120 Amateurs. Yes 296 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:30,800 They could hit up the riddles. So yeah, there's not really much left for us to do down here except 297 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:37,200 That all there was no more rooms dead end. Yeah, that was all that was down in this place 298 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:46,440 He's mostly bones just like the bones and was down in a tomb 299 00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:49,760 Like doll 300 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:57,040 He had to there's still two sarcophagus and then room with fleas take but not me I won't open 301 00:12:58,880 --> 00:13:03,680 But you do know what happened when you open one, so yeah, I'm gonna know that okay 302 00:13:03,760 --> 00:13:07,800 But yeah, dude, they you would like to open or check any sarcophagus. You're welcome to do so 303 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:19,200 We have to help versions from the look I was they crunched out and like traffic just do like a quick show with it 304 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,200 okay, give me a 305 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:25,120 Don't even give me a 306 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:32,200 Don't even don't even I don't think about it. Give me a strength check. I'm a strong blow for 307 00:13:34,720 --> 00:13:36,320 15 plus 5 yeah 308 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:41,240 So you like are squatted down and you're doing like a push up from the ground like lower than the sarcophagus 309 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:43,240 So when you flip it over 310 00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:47,960 You hear this titty titty and the spikes shoot up and when they shoot up you see 311 00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:54,200 Like these necklaces that have like gold like diamonds and like all kinds of different ones hanging from it 312 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:58,800 Then it goes to do duty duty and it goes back down inside with the necklaces attached to the end of them 313 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,800 So really yeah, now you 314 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,520 Would you like to do smash smash? 315 00:14:04,960 --> 00:14:06,960 Smash this thing. Okay, Amber 316 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:11,640 Make me attack roll my babies make me attack roll with your mace 317 00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:18,800 I get so sarcophagus yes 14 318 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:25,000 It's not moving it ain't gonna dodge me 319 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:30,360 He thinks that AC at 20 yeah 320 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:33,440 23 321 00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:35,440 What'd you do? What'd you get? 322 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:42,200 Um you swing down hard and your mates just gonna bounces off of his thing and cranks a little chunk chip out of it 323 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:47,600 And but when you hit it the spikes do go to duty duty and I shoot out and come up at you 324 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:50,800 I don't when you swing at it so water up. I try to slide a hand 325 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:56,540 I'm gonna slide a hand to try and grab these oh my god. I was just gonna come in there and hammer it with you 326 00:14:56,540 --> 00:15:03,220 Oh, no, I'm okay, so you reach in real quick and as it goes in you uh 327 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:07,780 I grab a hold of two of the necklaces hang in there and when you go to pull them off 328 00:15:07,980 --> 00:15:10,660 the cook kind of pulls back and slices your hand a bit and 329 00:15:11,820 --> 00:15:15,480 I get the necklace. Yes, you still hold the necklaces you take three 330 00:15:16,180 --> 00:15:20,180 little slashing damage, but don't get smashed by the lid, but you got a 331 00:15:20,580 --> 00:15:23,860 You got like a really nice like two really nice 332 00:15:23,860 --> 00:15:25,860 Necklaces were some Moolah 333 00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:32,980 Do they seem special in any way they just know they just look like yeah, they just look very like you know well 334 00:15:33,820 --> 00:15:38,300 Joel yeah, like it's got like some sparkly diamonds and stuff like it's 335 00:15:40,420 --> 00:15:43,740 We have an estimated value or I have to get them appraised at the shop 336 00:15:43,740 --> 00:15:46,900 I have to get them appraised and then I then I will have a 337 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,780 thing for it, so 338 00:15:49,780 --> 00:15:56,900 Yeah, how many more are left in there? There was two necklaces that you saw on oh wait sarcophagus 339 00:15:56,900 --> 00:16:01,620 There's one more you'd search the other side would I'd say for the side ones wait? 340 00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:06,620 He got all the big one out of that one. Yeah, there's only two was it there. Yes in that one 341 00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:09,580 Yeah, well I have not a lot of strength so 342 00:16:10,460 --> 00:16:13,260 Good old buddy'd have to pop the lid off for me 343 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:18,360 And then maybe I can slide a hand then necklaces out of there and give you one 344 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,360 Okay 345 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:27,680 All the lids same way, crouch down, push it open, will they roll straight? Yeah go ahead sure why not? 346 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:35,720 It's gonna be easy. No, this one's a little lower. Oh you do not lift the sarcophagus you try and it doesn't budge 347 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:40,520 Anyone else want to give a shot? The flea stick comes in for the rescue with this little midget 348 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:44,880 Sorry, my head's still bleeding from that slash that threw me off and he rolls it 349 00:16:44,880 --> 00:16:51,720 Oh, yeah, you guys are just this one seems like it's like the concrete around it is just like 350 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:55,880 Sealed tight like you can tell this one's gotten like wet. It's gotten hard. It's gone 351 00:16:56,880 --> 00:17:01,400 I'll let you try one more time because I'll say your strength isn't good. So 352 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:05,440 Mine's not even I suppose the tactical images 353 00:17:05,960 --> 00:17:08,960 Go ahead and roll a strength check if you want Archie. I 354 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:15,240 Just advise crouching down when you're staying at a distance. We'd stand over it 355 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:25,520 Eleven yeah, it sounds like it seems like this thing sealed up tight. I don't think she's budging. All right 356 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:29,480 I'll try just just to try but I've got minus one strength 357 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:34,200 Last one get to it. Yes for that necklace. Oh 18. Yes 358 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:39,800 Wow, okay. Let's see. I'll let you try one more you do it. I get Luke. Um, yeah, you kind of pop it open 359 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:45,040 How were you just like lifting this bitch up just like no I did what Duke did 360 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:50,920 So I'm trying to save myself from okay spots come up and you see a couple rings sitting on to the rings 361 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:54,080 Yeah, okay. So can I use my slight hand? Go ahead? 362 00:17:57,080 --> 00:18:00,680 My slight hand is a plus eight so 12 plus eight 363 00:18:00,680 --> 00:18:03,680 Yeah, yeah, you grab them expertly 364 00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:12,040 Hands out and grab them and then just right back in the pockets like before it barely even saw that scratches or nothing 365 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:18,520 So I got two rings now, yeah, you got two very pretty rings 366 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:23,600 I called my beautiful beautiful necklaces that are brilliant. Oh 367 00:18:25,800 --> 00:18:34,000 So yeah, good job you guys snagged some jewelry to make some money some more beautiful I still got nine gems worth 50 gold to sell 368 00:18:34,560 --> 00:18:39,080 Yeah, each so there's nothing special about the rings either. They're just reading just nice 369 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:41,600 sexy rings 370 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:47,400 They're sexy ring. Yeah premium. Yeah, so you look at them closely you realize that there's like a little way 371 00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:52,840 Vibri, there's like a there's like a diamond in it and then like a woman just gulped into the around it 372 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:55,320 Yeah, little pieces on side 373 00:19:04,800 --> 00:19:11,000 Yeah, so we guys want to do now well then I guess we're gonna get the fuck out of here, okay 374 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:16,560 I'm skittled. I got nothing left with bone dust and cobwebs and 375 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:22,920 Swellings and bone does sweat my falls in here. Dookie sweat isn't like your sweat 376 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:25,760 Duke sweat or as I like 377 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:29,680 Like a dirty ass with sweat dripping down at the dookie sweat 378 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:33,520 Yeah, dookie dookie dookie sweat dookie dookie sweat. Okay 379 00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:40,080 Uh-huh. Okay, let's move the unwashing each pouch dookie sweat. Oh, I'm on the cheese 380 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,040 Okay, so you guys make your way out. Um 381 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:50,280 Um, where the hell are you guys? Oh, yeah under dark even I'll say where the fuck even is this big bumly 382 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:53,200 You gotta come out of the cell in the church. Yeah in the cell a church 383 00:19:56,160 --> 00:20:02,020 So you guys are leaving the dead bodies down there right and you just gotta let them know 384 00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:08,220 Okay, just gonna make sure so yeah, you guys come up and little if it's standing there at the cellar and she's like 385 00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:13,100 Oh, wow, you guys are you guys are alive. She goes with what what happened? Did you take you? 386 00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:17,740 What's what happened down there? What's what happened pretty good? Yeah, girl. We deboned your done 387 00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:20,780 deboned it 388 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:25,860 She looks at she looks at you fleece days. She's like you see like the visible confusion 389 00:20:25,860 --> 00:20:30,840 she's like like it looks at you and she looks into like skull thing on your helmet and she's like 390 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:35,840 You I like she's like I like the skull but like what do you mean by you deboned it? What's what's going on? 391 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:37,840 You had a bone problem 392 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:40,640 She's like have you guys been reading my diary? What's 393 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:45,380 She goes what what's happening what happened that's a new problem 394 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:49,680 What's what's the bone problem there was a 395 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:55,980 You got some big bones in your donut. Oh my god. She says I wish I wish okay 396 00:20:55,980 --> 00:20:59,920 So so you tell me there's a skeleton problem is what I'm getting there was yeah, yeah there was 397 00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:04,840 Yeah, okay friggin mutants kill him. Oh, okay, so it's a king big bones 398 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:11,600 That's what he was called. There was a man called the Riddler and he was just straight murking your people 399 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:16,680 Oh, he was murking my people. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. I'm riddles. He was rapping the riddles 400 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:20,000 Electrocuted me 401 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:26,080 Oh, so she was telling me that my people were killed because they couldn't figure out a riddle. Yeah 402 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:32,240 Yeah, she's like damn. Okay, I'm gonna have to get a class together and get people working on riddles 403 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:36,680 We can't have dumb people working here. Yeah, you guys like the box. Yeah 404 00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:42,400 She goes well seriously guys. Thank you. Thank you so much for taking care of that 405 00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:45,440 I guess we might be able to see what we can work with down there 406 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:49,280 Well, I don't remember how much I said I was gonna pay you guys 200 407 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:54,920 200 yeah, it's like 600 of me. I think you wanted to be 408 00:21:55,480 --> 00:22:00,640 Yeah, be helping with your other bone. Yeah, it was 200 each and a date with flea stick 409 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:06,280 No, we discussed it was 200 total. It was 200 each and the date was flea stick 410 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:11,320 Oh, what come on, man? I'm pretty sure it was 200 total to divide between four is what it was. So 411 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:18,360 We literally risked our lives killing big bones 412 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,960 Deception maybe I was trying to say 413 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:33,080 What if we make fun of her for being broke? I don't know it's eight plus five 414 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:39,000 Did you roll? Yeah, that was the most silent roll ever. I didn't even hear it eight plus five 415 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000 Yeah 416 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:49,680 Yeah, she goes listen, uh, I can't give you 200 each that's a lot of money she goes but I will give a 417 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:55,360 400 total deal. Okay, if you broke just say that and then she looks at 418 00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:57,960 looks over at 419 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:01,820 Flea stick and she goes I do like what you did with your helmet that is a 420 00:23:01,820 --> 00:23:09,300 It's like like throws her like hands up and she's like that is pretty fucking sick. It's pretty good today girl 421 00:23:09,580 --> 00:23:12,280 Yeah, she like kind of walks away and she's like, you know 422 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:15,980 Like strutting off and go start talking to people and you hear like in the distance 423 00:23:15,980 --> 00:23:18,900 She's like, let's get a fucking class together. 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437 00:24:09,020 --> 00:24:10,380 Yeah, that's where I'm going to go. 438 00:24:10,380 --> 00:24:12,180 I need to know how much my room's at. 439 00:24:12,180 --> 00:24:13,180 I'm going to go. 440 00:24:13,180 --> 00:24:18,180 Okay, so. 441 00:24:18,180 --> 00:24:22,460 Your rings. 442 00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:25,100 My sexy jewelry rings is what you said. 443 00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:26,100 Sexy jewelry rings, sorry. 444 00:24:26,100 --> 00:24:27,100 Penis rings. 445 00:24:27,100 --> 00:24:28,100 I'm trying to find this. 446 00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:29,100 I don't have a penis. 447 00:24:29,100 --> 00:24:30,100 It's a cock ring. 448 00:24:30,100 --> 00:24:31,100 He said they were normal. 449 00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:32,100 They're just normal. 450 00:24:32,100 --> 00:24:33,100 Any ring can be a cock ring. 451 00:24:33,100 --> 00:24:45,220 If your cock's small enough. 452 00:24:45,220 --> 00:24:50,580 Okay, so I'm just going to go off of this right quick. 453 00:24:50,580 --> 00:24:53,740 I just had to find it here. 454 00:24:53,740 --> 00:24:56,740 Roll me a D10, Kelly. 455 00:24:56,740 --> 00:24:59,740 Panic, Hagen. 456 00:24:59,740 --> 00:25:01,740 I did. 457 00:25:01,740 --> 00:25:03,740 I did. 458 00:25:03,740 --> 00:25:06,740 Critten, Critten. 459 00:25:06,740 --> 00:25:18,420 Okay, alright, so that is, yeah, so those are both going to be 500 gold pieces. 460 00:25:18,420 --> 00:25:19,420 Each? 461 00:25:19,420 --> 00:25:20,420 Altogether, for both. 462 00:25:20,420 --> 00:25:21,420 Sold to them. 463 00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:25,140 So, yeah, I had to look at them compared to each other. 464 00:25:25,140 --> 00:25:30,100 So is T-Fling, am I talking to T-Fling right now? 465 00:25:30,100 --> 00:25:31,100 Yeah, sorry. 466 00:25:31,100 --> 00:25:33,940 I was looking at this also, trying to tell. 467 00:25:33,940 --> 00:25:38,460 So yeah, you guys walked in the T-Fling dirt bag and she kind of goes, what do you guys 468 00:25:38,460 --> 00:25:39,460 got? 469 00:25:39,460 --> 00:25:40,460 What's up here? 470 00:25:40,460 --> 00:25:43,180 I want to know how much these rings cost. 471 00:25:43,180 --> 00:25:46,940 I have two rings, sexy jewelry rings. 472 00:25:46,940 --> 00:25:48,740 Sexy jewelry rings, okay. 473 00:25:48,740 --> 00:25:52,700 And she grabs it and looks at it and she goes, oh, that is sexy. 474 00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:58,620 And she goes, so for both of these, I will give you 500 altogether. 475 00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:06,220 As you start to think, she looks at you and she's like, every fucking time. 476 00:26:06,220 --> 00:26:10,260 Yeah, so like, how about 800? 477 00:26:10,260 --> 00:26:13,260 She goes, no. 478 00:26:13,260 --> 00:26:16,020 No counter offer? 479 00:26:16,020 --> 00:26:19,460 You're going to stick to what you got? 480 00:26:19,460 --> 00:26:22,460 Roll persuasion. 481 00:26:22,460 --> 00:26:23,460 Crit fail. 482 00:26:23,460 --> 00:26:24,460 Crit fail. 483 00:26:24,460 --> 00:26:28,740 She's like, did I say 500? 484 00:26:28,740 --> 00:26:34,020 She's like, oh, I think I meant 450 is what I meant. 485 00:26:34,020 --> 00:26:38,580 And she snags them off and takes the money and throws it down and she's like, thanks. 486 00:26:38,580 --> 00:26:40,260 No bitch, no, give me my rings. 487 00:26:40,260 --> 00:26:42,900 She goes, I can't, they've already been transacted. 488 00:26:42,900 --> 00:26:45,300 You transacted that, I didn't accept it. 489 00:26:45,300 --> 00:26:48,300 That's your bill of sale, ain't it? 490 00:26:48,300 --> 00:26:51,300 No, we were negotiating. 491 00:26:51,300 --> 00:26:52,300 Pulls out my dagger. 492 00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:53,300 You crit failed. 493 00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:54,620 Pulls out my dagger. 494 00:26:54,620 --> 00:26:57,620 Okay, what are you going to do? 495 00:26:57,620 --> 00:27:00,620 Give me my rings back. 496 00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:01,620 Oh boy. 497 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:02,620 Give me my rings back. 498 00:27:02,620 --> 00:27:03,620 No. 499 00:27:03,620 --> 00:27:07,140 She goes, okay, I'll give you the full price, 500. 500 00:27:07,140 --> 00:27:08,860 She gives you another 50. 501 00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:09,860 Thank you, bitch. 502 00:27:09,860 --> 00:27:10,860 Sorry, she has toxoplasmosis. 503 00:27:10,860 --> 00:27:11,860 She goes, I can fucking tell. 504 00:27:11,860 --> 00:27:12,860 They're really worth it. 505 00:27:12,860 --> 00:27:13,860 Sorry. 506 00:27:13,860 --> 00:27:14,860 Okay, get the fuck out. 507 00:27:14,860 --> 00:27:15,860 Who else is here? 508 00:27:15,860 --> 00:27:16,860 I'm going to go with you. 509 00:27:16,860 --> 00:27:17,860 I'm going to go with you. 510 00:27:17,860 --> 00:27:18,860 I'm going to go with you. 511 00:27:18,860 --> 00:27:19,860 I'm going to go with you. 512 00:27:19,860 --> 00:27:20,860 I'm going to go with you. 513 00:27:20,860 --> 00:27:21,860 I'm going to go with you. 514 00:27:21,860 --> 00:27:22,860 I'm going to go with you. 515 00:27:22,860 --> 00:27:23,860 We're going to have sex. 516 00:27:23,860 --> 00:27:28,660 I'll show up with a couple not sexy, just shidie necklaces. 517 00:27:28,660 --> 00:27:30,700 No, he said they were sexy. 518 00:27:30,700 --> 00:27:32,460 The rings are sexy. 519 00:27:32,460 --> 00:27:34,660 The necklaces are just elegant. 520 00:27:34,660 --> 00:27:36,380 Roll me a D6. 521 00:27:36,380 --> 00:27:38,380 Roll me a D6. 522 00:27:38,380 --> 00:27:39,380 D6. 523 00:27:39,380 --> 00:27:40,380 Wow. 524 00:27:40,380 --> 00:27:43,380 You stink. 525 00:27:43,380 --> 00:27:45,380 Oh, these stink. 526 00:27:49,180 --> 00:27:51,180 Roll me a D6. 527 00:27:56,180 --> 00:27:56,680 One. 528 00:27:57,020 --> 00:27:58,320 One? Okay. 529 00:27:59,380 --> 00:28:01,380 It's fine, it's just what type it is. 530 00:28:01,380 --> 00:28:01,880 What type it is. 531 00:28:02,620 --> 00:28:09,180 So, for one of these necklaces, this one, she can give you 250. 532 00:28:09,180 --> 00:28:13,180 Because that's the type of, it's an Alexandrite. 533 00:28:13,180 --> 00:28:15,180 Gems inside of it. 534 00:28:15,180 --> 00:28:21,180 And for your other necklace, roll me a number D6. 535 00:28:21,180 --> 00:28:23,180 Six. 536 00:28:23,180 --> 00:28:27,180 She'll give you, this is a toe pad, so it's like bright golden yellow. 537 00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:31,180 She kind of looks at it and she's like, wow, she goes, oh, these are pretty nice. 538 00:28:31,180 --> 00:28:35,180 She goes, I can't, where'd you find these? Down in the cellar? 539 00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:40,180 She goes, wow, that's pretty awesome. You see her looking out there, looking out the window, looking towards it. 540 00:28:40,180 --> 00:28:43,180 She's like, do you think there's any more stuff down there? 541 00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:44,180 No. 542 00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:48,180 Not that I saw. Mostly just bones. 543 00:28:48,180 --> 00:28:50,180 I'm talking to Duke. 544 00:28:50,180 --> 00:28:55,180 Yeah, well you caught my rings and you got his necklaces in your hands, so no, there's nothing else down there. 545 00:28:55,180 --> 00:28:57,180 I just tune her out. 546 00:28:57,180 --> 00:29:02,180 She's like, oh, so you guys cleared it out, there's nothing left. 547 00:29:02,180 --> 00:29:06,180 She goes, ah, all right, good, that's cool, that's fine, that's fine, that's fine. 548 00:29:06,180 --> 00:29:10,180 She goes, well, this thing's really nice. So she goes, I'll give you 500 for just this one. 549 00:29:10,180 --> 00:29:12,180 Yeah, he worked real hard to get that. 550 00:29:12,180 --> 00:29:14,180 Yeah, I'll do the 750 for both. 551 00:29:14,180 --> 00:29:15,180 Okay. 552 00:29:15,180 --> 00:29:16,180 250, 500. 553 00:29:16,180 --> 00:29:19,180 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all right. 554 00:29:19,180 --> 00:29:21,180 I'm just saying, I mean, I could've lied. 555 00:29:21,180 --> 00:29:23,180 She said you used to be an hustle. 556 00:29:23,180 --> 00:29:25,180 Yeah, yeah, that's how it's about, right? 557 00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:27,180 Yeah, so transaction. 558 00:29:27,180 --> 00:29:29,180 See, that's how you do business, right there. 559 00:29:29,180 --> 00:29:31,180 Yeah, she was a bitch to me. 560 00:29:31,180 --> 00:29:36,180 She offered you 500, you had to upsell her, and then she downsold you, and then you came back to 500. 561 00:29:36,180 --> 00:29:39,180 She swatched me out another problem. 562 00:29:39,180 --> 00:29:40,180 You ruined your relationship. 563 00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:44,180 She swatched my rings before I said, yeah, I'll take that, I didn't want that. 564 00:29:44,180 --> 00:29:46,180 Well, you prefer to be a bitch. 565 00:29:46,180 --> 00:29:50,180 So now you've got a minus 2 to Curse but one's against her. 566 00:29:50,180 --> 00:29:52,180 I don't give a fuck. 567 00:29:52,180 --> 00:29:54,180 Are you guys done here, then? 568 00:29:54,180 --> 00:29:56,180 I want to ask what this loot of illusions I got. 569 00:29:56,180 --> 00:30:01,180 Oh, hold on, I got nine gems, I pull that and I sit down and I'm like, what do you think of them? 570 00:30:01,180 --> 00:30:03,180 Nine gems, shit, you're gonna hold on? 571 00:30:03,180 --> 00:30:04,180 Oh, yeah, yeah. 572 00:30:04,180 --> 00:30:10,180 Okay, so roll me a d10. 573 00:30:10,180 --> 00:30:15,180 Let's do it twice, and we'll do the two, we'll do a group of two of these. 574 00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:18,180 A three and a four. 575 00:30:18,180 --> 00:30:21,180 Okay, so both of these, how much do you have? 576 00:30:21,180 --> 00:30:22,180 Nine? 577 00:30:22,180 --> 00:30:23,180 Nine, yeah. 578 00:30:23,180 --> 00:30:30,180 Each one will be 65 gold pieces for each gem, like a single gem. 579 00:30:30,180 --> 00:30:32,180 Alright, she want all nine? 580 00:30:32,180 --> 00:30:34,180 Yeah, she'll take all nine. 581 00:30:34,180 --> 00:30:39,180 They like to use for gems and stuff, so like, yeah, she'll take it, yeah. 582 00:30:39,180 --> 00:30:41,180 So, 65 each? 583 00:30:41,180 --> 00:30:42,180 Yeah. 584 00:30:42,180 --> 00:30:44,180 For nine of them. 585 00:30:44,180 --> 00:30:46,180 Five hundred eighty-five gold. 586 00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:47,180 Five hundred eighty-five? 587 00:30:47,180 --> 00:30:48,180 Yep. 588 00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,180 Okay. 589 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:51,180 And are you done with your transaction then, Duke? 590 00:30:51,180 --> 00:30:53,180 Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm loaded. 591 00:30:53,180 --> 00:30:56,180 Yeah, she goes, she goes, seriously? 592 00:30:56,180 --> 00:30:58,180 Thank you guys so much. 593 00:30:58,180 --> 00:31:00,180 And then, Police Dick, did you have something you wanted to say? 594 00:31:00,180 --> 00:31:04,180 I just wanted to see if she knew what this loot of illusions is. 595 00:31:04,180 --> 00:31:07,180 We kind of left it at a question mark. 596 00:31:07,180 --> 00:31:10,180 One second, I'll tell you. 597 00:31:10,180 --> 00:31:16,180 Walk in, and you kind of like hold this loot up, and she looks at it and she goes, ooh, that's a cool looking loot. 598 00:31:16,180 --> 00:31:22,180 She starts to kind of look it over and she goes, yeah, this definitely has some magic properties. 599 00:31:22,180 --> 00:31:28,180 So, she goes, looks like you've got to be like super skilled with this stuff. 600 00:31:28,180 --> 00:31:30,180 Like, usually you only see like bards using this kind of equipment. 601 00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:42,180 And she says, but you know, if you could figure out how to play some of the chords and stuff, you could, looks like it creates some like harmless illusion or illusory visual effects and stuff within like five foot radiuses. 602 00:31:42,180 --> 00:31:47,180 So, you can just kind of like, looks like it makes some distractions, which it puts her hands in. 603 00:31:47,180 --> 00:31:48,180 Gotcha. 604 00:31:48,180 --> 00:31:50,180 Yeah. 605 00:31:50,180 --> 00:31:56,180 You can also, I guess, how do you wield it? Is it just like something you pull out? 606 00:31:56,180 --> 00:31:58,180 Yeah, it's just an instrument. 607 00:31:58,180 --> 00:31:59,180 Just got it. 608 00:31:59,180 --> 00:32:01,180 Pull it out and play it. 609 00:32:01,180 --> 00:32:07,180 Performance to play it and put on a good tune and stuff and, you know, all that good stuff. 610 00:32:07,180 --> 00:32:11,180 But yeah, that's what that does. 611 00:32:11,180 --> 00:32:12,180 Okay. 612 00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:15,180 So you guys done then up in this piece? 613 00:32:15,180 --> 00:32:16,180 Yep. 614 00:32:16,180 --> 00:32:20,180 What kind of stuff you get for sale? 615 00:32:20,180 --> 00:32:23,180 Weapons wise. 616 00:32:23,180 --> 00:32:27,180 Roll me a T20. 617 00:32:27,180 --> 00:32:28,180 Nine. 618 00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:33,180 Nine. She goes, honestly guys, we haven't, you know, we just, we haven't really restocked much. 619 00:32:33,180 --> 00:32:37,180 She goes, Lilith just came in and bought potions for you guys. 620 00:32:37,180 --> 00:32:42,180 So that's about all the potions we had because we haven't really restocked, you know, we've been trying to, you know, 621 00:32:42,180 --> 00:32:45,180 rack up some more stock here soon, hopefully. 622 00:32:45,180 --> 00:32:48,180 But, you know, as soon as we do, we'll send someone to tell you guys. 623 00:32:48,180 --> 00:32:50,180 Gotcha. Appreciate it. 624 00:32:50,180 --> 00:32:51,180 You got jewelry to use. 625 00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:52,180 Yeah. 626 00:32:52,180 --> 00:33:03,180 So yeah, saying that, make a perception check and all of you and Duke with advantage because you were saying you got jewelry to do this. 627 00:33:03,180 --> 00:33:04,180 Yeah. 628 00:33:04,180 --> 00:33:07,180 19. Perception or? 629 00:33:07,180 --> 00:33:13,180 Eight. 630 00:33:13,180 --> 00:33:19,180 18. 631 00:33:19,180 --> 00:33:21,180 Perception? 632 00:33:21,180 --> 00:33:24,180 Yeah, I'm just freaking blinking right now for some reason. 21. 633 00:33:24,180 --> 00:33:29,180 21? Okay. So, Flea Stick, Archie and Duke. 634 00:33:29,180 --> 00:33:34,180 As you guys are kind of walking out and Duke, you hear Duke say, well, you got jewelry to use. 635 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:36,180 She goes, yes, I do. 636 00:33:36,180 --> 00:33:44,180 And you see her hanging up these rings on her like shelf and it's like 700, 700 gold pieces like written under it. 637 00:33:44,180 --> 00:33:46,180 As you three walk out, you see her. 638 00:33:46,180 --> 00:33:47,180 That's business. 639 00:33:47,180 --> 00:33:49,180 Yeah. 640 00:33:49,180 --> 00:33:51,180 You guys exit Tiefen Dirtbag. 641 00:33:51,180 --> 00:33:54,180 What would you guys like to do? 642 00:33:54,180 --> 00:33:56,180 As you would just rob the place. 643 00:33:56,180 --> 00:34:00,180 Hey, Rob this bitch. 644 00:34:00,180 --> 00:34:01,180 That really means like that. 645 00:34:01,180 --> 00:34:07,180 I meant like she should trade a couple of gems for some other stuff that she wants to stock the store with. 646 00:34:07,180 --> 00:34:12,180 We'll just sell people who want potions, $700 gems. 647 00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:13,180 Yeah. 648 00:34:13,180 --> 00:34:15,180 $700 gold gems. 649 00:34:15,180 --> 00:34:16,180 That's fine. 650 00:34:16,180 --> 00:34:17,180 Go on. 651 00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:19,180 She'll learn one day. 652 00:34:19,180 --> 00:34:22,180 Not really what I meant, but it's fine. 653 00:34:22,180 --> 00:34:24,180 Do what you want with the figures. 654 00:34:24,180 --> 00:34:27,180 Okay. What would you guys like to do? 655 00:34:27,180 --> 00:34:29,180 Leave this motherfucker. 656 00:34:29,180 --> 00:34:34,180 Yeah. You guys exit Tiefen Dirtbag and you're standing in the streets of Dark Haven. 657 00:34:34,180 --> 00:34:36,180 Outside town. 658 00:34:36,180 --> 00:34:37,180 Outside of town. 659 00:34:37,180 --> 00:34:38,180 You're smart. 660 00:34:38,180 --> 00:34:39,180 You got to unrest or anything? 661 00:34:39,180 --> 00:34:40,180 Well, yeah, after a long rest. 662 00:34:40,180 --> 00:34:41,180 Oh, so you're going to take a long rest? 663 00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:42,180 Yeah, of course. 664 00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:43,180 Okay. 665 00:34:43,180 --> 00:34:45,180 Every time we're in town, we're going to take a long rest. 666 00:34:45,180 --> 00:34:49,180 Okay. Well, then we have something to happen. 667 00:34:49,180 --> 00:34:50,180 Shit. 668 00:34:50,180 --> 00:34:54,180 Yeah, Duke, make a wisdom save, Duke. 669 00:34:54,180 --> 00:34:56,180 Wisdom. Exactly. 670 00:34:56,180 --> 00:34:58,180 Quick fail. 671 00:34:58,180 --> 00:34:59,180 Really? 672 00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:00,180 Yeah. 673 00:35:00,180 --> 00:35:01,180 Shit, dude. 674 00:35:01,180 --> 00:35:03,180 Every time he does, I think, you can't fail last five of them. 675 00:35:03,180 --> 00:35:12,180 So you kind of are laying in bed and you're just kind of tossing and turning and you feel like you're asleep, but you're just like not asleep. 676 00:35:12,180 --> 00:35:17,180 You're just like flipping around and you feel your hand like shaking and reaching for your sword. 677 00:35:17,180 --> 00:35:22,180 As soon as your hand touches this sword, it's like blackout. 678 00:35:22,180 --> 00:35:25,180 And that's all that happens. 679 00:35:25,180 --> 00:35:26,180 Sure it is. 680 00:35:26,180 --> 00:35:29,180 Yeah. 681 00:35:29,180 --> 00:35:31,180 Okay, the rest of you, we can all take a long rest. 682 00:35:31,180 --> 00:35:34,180 You all can take a long rest, but yes, that's all that happens right now. 683 00:35:34,180 --> 00:35:35,180 I'm resting. 684 00:35:35,180 --> 00:35:44,180 So as you wake up, Duke Crystal, your bed, your clothes, everything in your room is absolutely covered in blood. 685 00:35:44,180 --> 00:35:45,180 Oh, gosh. 686 00:35:45,180 --> 00:35:46,180 There is blood everywhere. 687 00:35:46,180 --> 00:35:47,180 Are we all in the same? 688 00:35:47,180 --> 00:35:49,180 No, you're all in your own little rooms in the end. 689 00:35:49,180 --> 00:35:50,180 Okay. 690 00:35:50,180 --> 00:35:51,180 Yeah. 691 00:35:51,180 --> 00:35:53,180 So yeah, when you wake up, there's literally blood. 692 00:35:53,180 --> 00:35:58,180 Your bed looks like some of you had like came in through the door or something. 693 00:35:58,180 --> 00:36:02,180 The door is kind of just closed, but there's smears everywhere on the walls. 694 00:36:02,180 --> 00:36:03,180 The floor is smeared. 695 00:36:03,180 --> 00:36:06,180 The bed's just like splattered and there's blood everywhere. 696 00:36:06,180 --> 00:36:08,180 Gross. No bodies? 697 00:36:08,180 --> 00:36:09,180 No, there's no bodies. 698 00:36:09,180 --> 00:36:10,180 There's just blood all over the room. 699 00:36:10,180 --> 00:36:11,180 And himself. 700 00:36:11,180 --> 00:36:16,180 Do with that with what you will. 701 00:36:16,180 --> 00:36:17,180 Interesting. 702 00:36:17,180 --> 00:36:18,180 Yeah. 703 00:36:18,180 --> 00:36:19,180 Clothes? 704 00:36:19,180 --> 00:36:20,180 Did my clothes ruin? 705 00:36:20,180 --> 00:36:22,180 Yeah, your clothes are covered in blood. 706 00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:23,180 Sweet. 707 00:36:23,180 --> 00:36:24,180 Absolutely covered in blood. 708 00:36:24,180 --> 00:36:25,180 I never gave him that flannel. 709 00:36:25,180 --> 00:36:26,180 I still got it in my pouch. 710 00:36:26,180 --> 00:36:27,180 You got a pouch too? 711 00:36:27,180 --> 00:36:28,180 Yeah. 712 00:36:28,180 --> 00:36:29,180 He's got some shit in his. 713 00:36:29,180 --> 00:36:30,180 Do I have a window? 714 00:36:30,180 --> 00:36:31,180 Yeah. 715 00:36:31,180 --> 00:36:32,180 There's a little window. 716 00:36:32,180 --> 00:36:33,180 Okay. 717 00:36:33,180 --> 00:36:44,180 I was just like, is there a creek nearby? 718 00:36:44,180 --> 00:36:49,180 I was about to actually never mind. 719 00:36:49,180 --> 00:36:50,180 Yeah. 720 00:36:50,180 --> 00:36:54,680 So you guys have been kind of in the woods of this area and when you exited out before 721 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:58,460 how you followed the path and came out by the ocean side, you can head out that way 722 00:36:58,460 --> 00:36:59,460 if you'd like. 723 00:36:59,460 --> 00:37:00,460 Yeah. 724 00:37:00,460 --> 00:37:04,700 You want to make me a stealth check if you try to slip out this window and run through 725 00:37:04,700 --> 00:37:06,700 a couple streets? 726 00:37:06,700 --> 00:37:07,700 18. 727 00:37:07,700 --> 00:37:08,700 18? 728 00:37:08,700 --> 00:37:09,700 Okay. 729 00:37:09,700 --> 00:37:10,700 Yeah. 730 00:37:10,700 --> 00:37:15,180 So you kind of slip out this window and you kind of head running past the street, running 731 00:37:15,180 --> 00:37:16,740 past the street. 732 00:37:16,740 --> 00:37:19,460 Make me a perception check. 733 00:37:19,460 --> 00:37:21,460 17. 734 00:37:21,460 --> 00:37:22,940 Okay. 735 00:37:22,940 --> 00:37:30,000 So you're running by the street and you look to your right down towards the middle of town 736 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:35,700 and there's this well in the street and you look over and you see people pulling and pulling 737 00:37:35,700 --> 00:37:40,980 and then you see a pulley system pull in and then bodies start coming out of the well. 738 00:37:40,980 --> 00:37:46,140 They're pulling some bodies out of the well and none of them look like they're around 739 00:37:46,140 --> 00:37:48,660 from what you, with your perception of them. 740 00:37:48,660 --> 00:37:51,540 None of these look like they're from around here. 741 00:37:51,540 --> 00:37:52,540 These aren't. 742 00:37:52,540 --> 00:37:54,700 They're not wearing emo clothing. 743 00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:56,700 They're wearing normal people's clothing. 744 00:37:56,700 --> 00:38:00,700 But yes, you start seeing them pull bodies out of the well and they're just like, you 745 00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:04,380 see them all throwing their hands up and they're like, what the hell is going on here? 746 00:38:04,380 --> 00:38:09,340 But yeah, and then you start to slink past and make your way to the ocean side to clean 747 00:38:09,340 --> 00:38:10,340 yourself off, I guess. 748 00:38:10,340 --> 00:38:11,340 Take a bath with my clothes on. 749 00:38:11,340 --> 00:38:12,340 Yeah. 750 00:38:12,340 --> 00:38:17,340 I'm taking the geesebats off and I'm sitting on the bank and watching them the whole time 751 00:38:17,340 --> 00:38:18,340 I'm bathing. 752 00:38:18,340 --> 00:38:19,340 You can't get it wet. 753 00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:20,340 He's like, he's like after a shark. 754 00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:21,340 He's like bobbing in the water. 755 00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:22,340 Alligator. 756 00:38:22,340 --> 00:38:23,340 He's out there bobbing in the water. 757 00:38:23,340 --> 00:38:26,860 He was like, he was watching. 758 00:38:26,860 --> 00:38:27,860 Yeah. 759 00:38:27,860 --> 00:38:33,220 So the rest of you, as Duke Crystal is off bathing, the rest of you awake and to like, 760 00:38:33,220 --> 00:38:40,660 you hear like some kind of commotion and shouting outside and as you walk outside of the inn, 761 00:38:40,660 --> 00:38:43,260 you're looking over the street and you see them like lining bodies up. 762 00:38:43,260 --> 00:38:48,020 Like there's about three, four, there are about four or five bodies just like lined 763 00:38:48,020 --> 00:38:50,140 up in the street where it looks like they had been there. 764 00:38:50,140 --> 00:38:51,820 Like some are like mangled. 765 00:38:51,820 --> 00:38:53,020 There's like missing arms. 766 00:38:53,020 --> 00:38:54,700 They look like they've been like waterlogged. 767 00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:57,700 Like some are like drowned, like floated, you know, like bloated. 768 00:38:57,700 --> 00:38:58,700 Yeah. 769 00:38:58,700 --> 00:39:02,180 They're just starting to line these bodies up and starting to cover them up in the street 770 00:39:02,180 --> 00:39:06,420 and you see Lilith kind of like pale face just like standing out there like confused. 771 00:39:06,420 --> 00:39:08,460 What do you do? 772 00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:10,060 Ask Lilith what's going on? 773 00:39:10,060 --> 00:39:11,060 What the hell? 774 00:39:11,060 --> 00:39:13,060 I go over and try and comfort her. 775 00:39:13,060 --> 00:39:14,060 Yeah. 776 00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:22,060 So she has a hand on her shoulder and she's like, she goes, well, I don't, I don't exactly 777 00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:23,060 know. 778 00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:29,700 Uh, someone went on a spree of like a massacre spree and stuffed all these bodies inside 779 00:39:29,700 --> 00:39:30,700 of the well. 780 00:39:30,700 --> 00:39:32,460 She's like, there's, there was mangled bodies. 781 00:39:32,460 --> 00:39:33,460 They were torn apart. 782 00:39:33,460 --> 00:39:34,980 There's just, they're strangled. 783 00:39:34,980 --> 00:39:38,980 There's all kinds of crazy stuff, but they are obliterated and she kind of like looks 784 00:39:38,980 --> 00:39:42,860 around at the group as you guys are all kind of around her and she goes, where's Duke at? 785 00:39:42,860 --> 00:39:46,340 Duke he's probably in bed still, but I bet this was the hatchling and slasher guy. 786 00:39:46,340 --> 00:39:47,340 I bet he's back. 787 00:39:47,340 --> 00:39:49,380 I bet he followed us here. 788 00:39:49,380 --> 00:39:54,460 She goes, she like looks to the rest of the group and she's like, she goes, um, uh, she 789 00:39:54,460 --> 00:39:55,780 goes, yeah, yeah, I miss muffin. 790 00:39:55,780 --> 00:39:56,780 Yes. 791 00:39:56,780 --> 00:39:59,300 It's probably the hatchling slasher again. 792 00:39:59,300 --> 00:40:02,380 And she goes, but I don't know what to do about this. 793 00:40:02,380 --> 00:40:06,220 She goes, I actually had some news to tell you guys, but this just kind of fucked it 794 00:40:06,220 --> 00:40:07,220 up. 795 00:40:07,220 --> 00:40:09,140 She goes, but we're going to get these bodies taken care of. 796 00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:11,140 We're going to start interviewing the town. 797 00:40:11,140 --> 00:40:12,620 We're going to see what's going on. 798 00:40:12,620 --> 00:40:16,380 You guys, you know, go wake up Duke and then come find me. 799 00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:21,980 And uh, I got stuff to take and she kind of like turns around and starts to go get her 800 00:40:21,980 --> 00:40:22,980 stuff ready. 801 00:40:22,980 --> 00:40:25,980 So what would you guys like to do? 802 00:40:25,980 --> 00:40:28,980 You go to Duke's room and try to check on him. 803 00:40:28,980 --> 00:40:29,980 Go wake up Duke. 804 00:40:29,980 --> 00:40:30,980 What are you doing? 805 00:40:30,980 --> 00:40:35,700 What are you doing now that you've bathed and what's the timetable? 806 00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:39,860 Like, um, I'd say it's been, you know, a good, you know, you kind of just trekked down the 807 00:40:39,860 --> 00:40:40,860 path a bit. 808 00:40:40,860 --> 00:40:43,420 So it's been probably about 30, 40 minutes. 809 00:40:43,420 --> 00:40:44,420 People have been cleaning. 810 00:40:44,420 --> 00:40:45,420 They've cleaned up the street. 811 00:40:45,420 --> 00:40:49,140 They've, you know, kind of done their thing. 812 00:40:49,140 --> 00:40:52,380 But they're about to be, well, I was saying they, you had left before them. 813 00:40:52,380 --> 00:40:54,140 They were still doing their thing, waking up. 814 00:40:54,140 --> 00:40:56,900 It's all quickly happening in the same succession, I guess. 815 00:40:56,900 --> 00:41:02,300 Not like, not like it's been, yeah. 816 00:41:02,300 --> 00:41:09,420 Make me an athletic check to see if you can run back while they're still talking and doing 817 00:41:09,420 --> 00:41:13,420 their thing before they make it to your room. 818 00:41:13,420 --> 00:41:15,740 It's like one of those like slow mo like movie moments. 819 00:41:15,740 --> 00:41:19,100 It's like, you're like going for the door handle and he's like sprinting through the 820 00:41:19,100 --> 00:41:20,100 woods. 821 00:41:20,100 --> 00:41:21,100 13 plus seven. 822 00:41:21,100 --> 00:41:22,100 Twenty. 823 00:41:22,100 --> 00:41:23,100 Okay. 824 00:41:23,100 --> 00:41:28,220 So you're running like your ass off and you're just like, you're here like trees are like 825 00:41:28,220 --> 00:41:32,980 whipping past you and you come in and it does like one of those like Scott Pilgrim like 826 00:41:32,980 --> 00:41:37,820 dive through the window real quick, like just straight through the window and not broke 827 00:41:37,820 --> 00:41:41,660 window, but you know, you got through the window quickly and was that what you're trying 828 00:41:41,660 --> 00:41:42,660 to do? 829 00:41:42,660 --> 00:41:43,660 Yeah. 830 00:41:43,660 --> 00:41:44,660 Before they did? 831 00:41:44,660 --> 00:41:45,660 Okay. 832 00:41:45,660 --> 00:42:06,300 So they get to the bedroom and then you hear a knock at your door. 833 00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:09,500 Well I'm going to slice my arm very deeply. 834 00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:10,500 Oh boy. 835 00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:11,500 Oh my God. 836 00:42:11,500 --> 00:42:15,140 I'm going to sling the blood a little bit around the room like where it's already done. 837 00:42:15,140 --> 00:42:16,140 Okay. 838 00:42:16,140 --> 00:42:19,500 With of course the dark great sword. 839 00:42:19,500 --> 00:42:21,180 Oh with the great sword? 840 00:42:21,180 --> 00:42:22,180 Okay. 841 00:42:22,180 --> 00:42:23,180 Well your damage then. 842 00:42:23,180 --> 00:42:25,180 You should have just grabbed something on the way there. 843 00:42:25,180 --> 00:42:26,180 It's already dead. 844 00:42:26,180 --> 00:42:28,340 Oh is it going to swing for that much damage? 845 00:42:28,340 --> 00:42:29,340 It's not a swing. 846 00:42:29,340 --> 00:42:30,340 It's a slice. 847 00:42:30,340 --> 00:42:31,340 Okay. 848 00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:32,340 Yeah. 849 00:42:32,340 --> 00:42:33,340 Yeah. 850 00:42:33,340 --> 00:42:34,340 Yeah. 851 00:42:34,340 --> 00:42:35,340 Okay. 852 00:42:35,340 --> 00:42:36,340 Well we'll do this then. 853 00:42:36,340 --> 00:42:38,340 We'll just pull it out the sheets and like run it. 854 00:42:38,340 --> 00:42:40,380 So you're going to take five slashing. 855 00:42:40,380 --> 00:42:41,380 Okay. 856 00:42:41,380 --> 00:42:42,380 That's more reasonable. 857 00:42:42,380 --> 00:42:49,740 And when you do this though, you cut your own arm and it like seeps the blood through 858 00:42:49,740 --> 00:42:55,500 into it and as you're seeing like this blood of yourself go into this sword that usually 859 00:42:55,500 --> 00:43:02,100 draws from you, you see your blood kind of like get a little bit of black like connection. 860 00:43:02,100 --> 00:43:05,700 Almost looks like symbiotic but it's not like in you but you just see that like. 861 00:43:05,700 --> 00:43:06,700 Like reaching out for the blood. 862 00:43:06,700 --> 00:43:07,700 Yeah. 863 00:43:07,700 --> 00:43:13,060 Of your body and then it like latches for a second and then you hear like this like super 864 00:43:13,060 --> 00:43:15,380 like clears day voice in your head. 865 00:43:15,380 --> 00:43:17,380 He goes, what's that? 866 00:43:17,380 --> 00:43:21,740 And then your hand starts to kind of move itself a little bit and then it detaches and 867 00:43:21,740 --> 00:43:23,300 snaps back to the sword. 868 00:43:23,300 --> 00:43:24,300 Oh no. 869 00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:29,180 As you, you know, gave it some of your own blood as you're wielding it. 870 00:43:29,180 --> 00:43:30,180 Yeah. 871 00:43:30,180 --> 00:43:31,180 You cut yourself. 872 00:43:31,180 --> 00:43:33,180 You did five damage to yourself. 873 00:43:33,180 --> 00:43:35,180 And we're like still knocking. 874 00:43:35,180 --> 00:43:36,180 Hello dude. 875 00:43:36,180 --> 00:43:37,180 Wake up. 876 00:43:37,180 --> 00:43:39,180 You going to open the door? 877 00:43:39,180 --> 00:43:40,180 Yeah. 878 00:43:40,180 --> 00:43:41,180 Okay. 879 00:43:41,180 --> 00:43:43,380 So you open the door and yes you guys see a grizzly scene. 880 00:43:43,380 --> 00:43:47,340 There's a Duke Crystal holding his arm, blood everywhere. 881 00:43:47,340 --> 00:43:50,460 His room's absolutely obliterated. 882 00:43:50,460 --> 00:43:53,020 You know what? 883 00:43:53,020 --> 00:43:58,580 Duke actually made me a, make me a performance check to make it seem like you actually slung 884 00:43:58,580 --> 00:44:01,500 this much blood because this room's fucked. 885 00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:03,180 Performance check? 886 00:44:03,180 --> 00:44:04,180 Yeah. 887 00:44:04,180 --> 00:44:08,860 Duke Crystal is on drugs all the time and aggravated until it's expected. 888 00:44:08,860 --> 00:44:10,820 Uh, 17. 889 00:44:10,820 --> 00:44:11,820 Okay. 890 00:44:11,820 --> 00:44:13,580 So yeah, yeah. 891 00:44:13,580 --> 00:44:18,060 You like, as they walk in, Duke's doing this, like you see him like slinging his arm on 892 00:44:18,060 --> 00:44:20,540 the wall and then slinging his arm back on the other wall. 893 00:44:20,540 --> 00:44:22,540 And then he's like slapped onto his bed. 894 00:44:22,540 --> 00:44:23,540 He goes, I fucking could go. 895 00:44:23,540 --> 00:44:28,700 You know, he's like showing you his arm like cut and yes, you successfully portray that 896 00:44:28,700 --> 00:44:32,100 you cut yourself and slung blood literally everywhere. 897 00:44:32,100 --> 00:44:35,300 So I run up and grab Duke's arm and I mend it. 898 00:44:35,300 --> 00:44:36,300 You mend it? 899 00:44:36,300 --> 00:44:37,300 Okay. 900 00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:40,740 I guess that happens because it's just a mend I guess. 901 00:44:40,740 --> 00:44:43,460 I say, what the fuck's going on man? 902 00:44:43,460 --> 00:44:45,220 It's awfully messy in here. 903 00:44:45,220 --> 00:44:49,460 I know some fucking undead creature fucking came out of nowhere in the woods and slashed 904 00:44:49,460 --> 00:44:50,460 my ass. 905 00:44:50,460 --> 00:44:51,860 I got back here as quick as I could. 906 00:44:51,860 --> 00:44:54,580 It came out of nowhere like a guerrilla warfare expert. 907 00:44:54,580 --> 00:44:56,980 It jumped out, slashed me, ran back in the woods. 908 00:44:56,980 --> 00:44:59,780 That's crazy because they're pulling bodies out of the well, dude. 909 00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:00,780 Really? 910 00:45:00,780 --> 00:45:01,780 What is going on? 911 00:45:01,780 --> 00:45:04,780 Do we have time to clean this room down before anybody comes see it? 912 00:45:04,780 --> 00:45:05,780 Duke rule deception. 913 00:45:05,780 --> 00:45:09,500 And since Fleece think you're talking to him, rule insight. 914 00:45:09,500 --> 00:45:10,500 Insight. 915 00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:11,500 Yes. 916 00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:14,580 To see if you can kind of pick anything up. 917 00:45:14,580 --> 00:45:16,020 18 plus six. 918 00:45:16,020 --> 00:45:17,020 14. 919 00:45:17,020 --> 00:45:18,020 Okay. 920 00:45:18,020 --> 00:45:23,380 So you kind of, you can believe that Duke was cut, but you don't really believe that 921 00:45:23,380 --> 00:45:27,140 like someone, like an undead creature just ran in here and attacked him and then he went 922 00:45:27,140 --> 00:45:28,140 back to sleep. 923 00:45:28,140 --> 00:45:29,140 You know what I mean? 924 00:45:29,140 --> 00:45:30,140 Like you just don't believe that. 925 00:45:30,140 --> 00:45:31,140 Well, it was outside. 926 00:45:31,140 --> 00:45:35,860 So you know something's up, but you know that something, you don't know what's going on. 927 00:45:35,860 --> 00:45:41,860 You just know, but that, yeah, something weird happened, but Duke's acting more weird than 928 00:45:41,860 --> 00:45:42,860 usual. 929 00:45:42,860 --> 00:45:43,860 Um, but yeah. 930 00:45:43,860 --> 00:45:44,860 All right. 931 00:45:44,860 --> 00:45:49,060 Is there really a bucket or something in here? 932 00:45:49,060 --> 00:45:51,060 We gotta get your room cleaned out, dog. 933 00:45:51,060 --> 00:45:52,060 Yeah. 934 00:45:52,060 --> 00:45:55,740 You guys successfully cleaned up his, uh, you go get a bucket and a mop. 935 00:45:55,740 --> 00:45:56,740 That's a mop. 936 00:45:56,740 --> 00:46:00,260 And then, uh, clean up his room. 937 00:46:00,260 --> 00:46:02,660 We speak this to nobody. 938 00:46:02,660 --> 00:46:04,700 Keep this quiet. 939 00:46:04,700 --> 00:46:09,260 I don't know what happened, but it's quiet. 940 00:46:09,260 --> 00:46:11,260 Um, yeah. 941 00:46:11,260 --> 00:46:16,780 So, uh, I'm guessing you guys are going to tell Duke that Lilith wanted to see everyone. 942 00:46:16,780 --> 00:46:24,140 Hey, Duke, Lilith wants to see everybody. 943 00:46:24,140 --> 00:46:26,660 Performance of a life. 944 00:46:26,660 --> 00:46:27,660 Okay. 945 00:46:27,660 --> 00:46:32,820 So you guys head outside and you kind of look around and Lilith is, uh, coming out of the 946 00:46:32,820 --> 00:46:38,900 church building and she walks up and she goes, so guys, um, I'm, I'm dealing with what's 947 00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:42,420 going on here, but I, you know, I've promised you that I would give you answers. 948 00:46:42,420 --> 00:46:46,300 I would try to find info about this dimensional stuff that you're dealing with. 949 00:46:46,300 --> 00:46:48,300 She's like, so here's what I got. 950 00:46:48,300 --> 00:46:55,060 Um, a good friend of mine, Baron Axebreaker has a job for us. 951 00:46:55,060 --> 00:46:57,980 God damn it. 952 00:46:57,980 --> 00:46:58,980 Now I'm going to say it forever. 953 00:46:58,980 --> 00:46:59,980 I can't stop thinking. 954 00:46:59,980 --> 00:47:00,980 You didn't say it. 955 00:47:00,980 --> 00:47:01,980 You said, uh, yeah. 956 00:47:01,980 --> 00:47:09,020 A good friend of mine, Baron Axebreaker has a job for you guys. 957 00:47:09,020 --> 00:47:15,020 And he says that he's got connection to a strange magic that he doesn't know how to 958 00:47:15,020 --> 00:47:21,460 wield, but you may be able to work with this and figure something out that has to do with 959 00:47:21,460 --> 00:47:23,660 playing our dimensions. 960 00:47:23,660 --> 00:47:26,340 I'm trying so hard. 961 00:47:26,340 --> 00:47:28,340 I can hear you pausing. 962 00:47:28,340 --> 00:47:34,580 You're like putting a couple thoughts, a couple variants for every, uh, you want to. 963 00:47:34,580 --> 00:47:38,380 Um, the, uh, playing our dimensions. 964 00:47:38,380 --> 00:47:43,380 I gotta figure out what I'm trying to do. 965 00:47:43,380 --> 00:47:44,380 I gave it to you. 966 00:47:44,380 --> 00:47:45,380 Sorry. 967 00:47:45,380 --> 00:47:46,380 Just say that. 968 00:47:46,380 --> 00:47:47,380 I have to. 969 00:47:47,380 --> 00:47:48,380 My brain can't process it. 970 00:47:48,380 --> 00:47:49,380 What was I saying? 971 00:47:49,380 --> 00:47:53,780 You can read the book and you just, it was so weird when you're trying to filter out 972 00:47:53,780 --> 00:47:54,780 the others. 973 00:47:54,780 --> 00:47:59,100 You're like, it's just a lot of pauses for dramatic things. 974 00:47:59,100 --> 00:48:02,500 Uh, uh, sorry. 975 00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:03,500 Okay. 976 00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:04,500 Let's do this. 977 00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:09,500 I don't even know what I said now. 978 00:48:09,500 --> 00:48:10,500 Baron Axebreaker. 979 00:48:10,500 --> 00:48:11,500 Baron Axebreaker. 980 00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:12,500 Baron Axebreaker. 981 00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:17,500 A good friend of mine, Baron Axebreaker, has a job for you guys. 982 00:48:17,500 --> 00:48:21,700 A good friend of mine, Baron Axebreaker, has a job for you. 983 00:48:21,700 --> 00:48:22,700 Baron Axebreaker. 984 00:48:22,700 --> 00:48:27,780 A friend of mine, a good friend of mine, Baron Axebreaker has a job for you guys. 985 00:48:27,780 --> 00:48:34,980 He, um, he, he says that he can help you guys with the plain arm magic and he has connections 986 00:48:34,980 --> 00:48:37,420 to someone who can wield this magic. 987 00:48:37,420 --> 00:48:40,300 But the problem is they may be in prison. 988 00:48:40,300 --> 00:48:47,140 So he wants you to meet with him and talk about how you can try to break them out. 989 00:48:47,140 --> 00:48:48,420 But that's all I know for now. 990 00:48:48,420 --> 00:48:53,540 So you're going to have to go meet with him in Phandalin and, uh, talk to him and he will 991 00:48:53,540 --> 00:48:55,420 explain everything to you. 992 00:48:55,420 --> 00:48:57,900 Prison break. 993 00:48:57,900 --> 00:49:03,700 So yeah, you guys need to gather your stuff up, uh, prepare for a journey to Phandalin, 994 00:49:03,700 --> 00:49:05,700 which isn't super far from where you're at. 995 00:49:05,700 --> 00:49:07,140 It's pretty close. 996 00:49:07,140 --> 00:49:13,660 So you will be able to make it to Phandalin and wait for the meeting with Baron Axebreaker, 997 00:49:13,660 --> 00:49:15,660 not Baron Axebreaker. 998 00:49:15,660 --> 00:49:18,820 Um, and then what do you guys want to do? 999 00:49:18,820 --> 00:49:19,820 How do you guys prepare for this? 1000 00:49:19,820 --> 00:49:22,540 You're going to take your skelly horse. 1001 00:49:22,540 --> 00:49:24,500 They have supplies for you guys to take as well. 1002 00:49:24,500 --> 00:49:26,740 Um, like a wagon and a horse. 1003 00:49:26,740 --> 00:49:27,740 Some food, some rations. 1004 00:49:27,740 --> 00:49:29,940 Some glob of gold in the horse. 1005 00:49:29,940 --> 00:49:30,940 In the horse. 1006 00:49:30,940 --> 00:49:31,940 All usual. 1007 00:49:31,940 --> 00:49:34,940 Toilet paper for the road. 1008 00:49:34,940 --> 00:49:36,940 Uh, toilet paper? 1009 00:49:36,940 --> 00:49:39,140 I don't do it. 1010 00:49:39,140 --> 00:49:40,140 I don't even have toilets. 1011 00:49:40,140 --> 00:49:43,140 Just let it dry up and scratch it off. 1012 00:49:43,140 --> 00:49:44,140 Oh God. 1013 00:49:44,140 --> 00:49:45,140 I miss home. 1014 00:49:45,140 --> 00:49:46,140 I like using the, I almost agree. 1015 00:49:46,140 --> 00:49:47,140 And then I was like, wait a minute. 1016 00:49:47,140 --> 00:49:48,140 That's not right. 1017 00:49:48,140 --> 00:49:49,140 He's like, wait. 1018 00:49:49,140 --> 00:49:50,140 That's incorrect. 1019 00:49:50,140 --> 00:49:51,140 No, no we didn't not do that. 1020 00:49:51,140 --> 00:49:52,140 Personally, I like shit in the river. 1021 00:49:52,140 --> 00:49:53,140 He said I can't go to the river. 1022 00:49:53,140 --> 00:49:54,140 Not submerged under the water. 1023 00:49:54,140 --> 00:49:55,140 He goes inside. 1024 00:49:55,140 --> 00:49:56,140 I just kind of lean over a tree and stand shitting. 1025 00:49:56,140 --> 00:50:13,140 He's like, it's kind of like birthing in the water. 1026 00:50:13,140 --> 00:50:16,140 But I had to sit out when I pee. 1027 00:50:16,140 --> 00:50:17,140 I'm God. 1028 00:50:17,140 --> 00:50:18,140 I don't, I don't shit. 1029 00:50:18,140 --> 00:50:19,140 No physically. 1030 00:50:19,140 --> 00:50:20,140 I'm just God. 1031 00:50:20,140 --> 00:50:24,700 Um, so yeah, you guys, uh, gather up a wagon. 1032 00:50:24,700 --> 00:50:29,940 You strap up glob of gold in the horse and you make way for Fandling. 1033 00:50:29,940 --> 00:50:34,520 This episode of Dummies with Dice features Kelly Lee as Miss Muffin, Nate Chambers as 1034 00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:40,140 Duke Crystal, Ryan Hart as Archie Ortiz, Ryan Tucker as Flea Stick Sock Jelly, and 1035 00:50:40,140 --> 00:50:42,060 Tristan Hayes is the DM. 1036 00:50:42,060 --> 00:50:44,860 The episode is edited and mixed by Tristan Hayes. 1037 00:50:44,860 --> 00:50:49,020 The artwork for Dummies with Dice created by Al Sorensen can be found on Instagram under 1038 00:50:49,020 --> 00:50:53,100 A-R-C-S-I-ZERO. 1039 00:50:53,100 --> 00:50:56,300 The theme song is The Intense Fiddle by Ben Caldera. 1040 00:50:56,300 --> 00:51:00,980 When it comes to Dummies with Dice, you can find our website on rss.com slash podcast 1041 00:51:00,980 --> 00:51:05,140 slash Dummies with Dice and on Facebook at Dummies with Dice. 1042 00:51:05,140 --> 00:51:11,500 Most importantly, join our Patreon at patreon.com slash Dummies with Dice for free or for $3 1043 00:51:11,500 --> 00:51:15,300 monthly to gain access to a Discord and bonus content. 1044 00:51:15,300 --> 00:51:42,300 Come back in two weeks for new episodes of Dummies with Dice.