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Viewer Warning! Use of violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and

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alcohol use.

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Welcome to the Dummies with Dice, a Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast that follows

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four not-so-average dummies of our world that get caught up in a magical storm and are transported

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to the world of Dungeons and Dragons where they must survive and try to find a way back

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home. Or just keep fucking off.

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Go ahead.

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Hey everybody, R2 here, Ryan Tucker. Here I play as fleastick sockjelly. I am the

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hobo trash master cleric of the god rumpke. I am the MacGyver of all things trash and garbage.

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Fun fact, my hero growing up was Oscar the Grouch. I would always watch him on TV through

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alleyway windows.

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Aw.

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Poor little fleastick

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Hey, Nate here. My character's Duke Crystal. He's the 32 year old drug addicted level

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four barbarian of the group. Fun fact about Duke, he's desperate for a family but doesn't

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trust people.

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Aw. Poor little guy.

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We love you.

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Poor big guy.

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Did you steal my shit?

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Hey guys, it's Ryan, R1. I'm playing as Archie Ortiz, the 76 year old MMA gym owner. He's

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also the monk of the group. Fun fact about Archie, he also wants to fight Jake Paul.

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Oh no!

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Hey there dudes, I'm Kelli Lee. I play Miss Muffin. She's a crazy cat lady rogue. Fun fact,

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Miss Muffin's been eating random bugs this whole time when her group's not paying attention

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to her.

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What the fuck?

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Wait what?

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She's just been eating random fucking bugs.

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This one looks good crunch. This one looks good crunch.

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Did you post that video where the chick was eating flies off the fly trap?

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Ew no.

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I'm trying to get my fun fact out of it.

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Fun fact, actually we just leave her here.

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That's Miss Muffin, not me.

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She's probably picking bugs off her cat's wings and shit.

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You guys are too funny.

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It's more like Hakuna Matata.

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Oh wow.

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So that's why you were so upset that her hair is gone.

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My name is Trisston Hayes and I am the dummy master and my fun fact is that Nike's slogan

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Just Do It was inspired by the last words of a murderer on death row named Gary Gilmore.

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What the fuck?

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Is that true?

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Yes, that is a real true fact.

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That is insane.

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Just do it.

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Just do it.

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Because he uses it on death row.

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Hell yeah.

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You know the chick is actually a wing.

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It's supposed to represent... who is that?

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The flying god Ares?

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No not Ares.

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Hermes.

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Hermes, yeah.

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That's interesting too.

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Hell yeah.

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Alright.

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Winners.

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I press record.

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So where we left off you guys had thrown a dude crystal through the pink crystal emanating

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in power to a spaceship thing found in the cave.

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You guys fucked up the monster with the help of Globogool and killed it and cleared the

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camp and started to leave the town as you noticed the... what is he called?

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The owner.

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The camp owner.

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The guy that kinda gave you guys a weird creepily smile and his eyes went black and before you

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know it kind of like a flash of light happens and the camp is gone as you start to leave.

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It's whole entire camp itself starts to just kinda like fade away as if it wasn't even

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there.

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What the fuck?

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Like as if it was a dream or something.

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A hallucination.

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Something weird happened.

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So make me a history check.

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All of you.

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No!

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I'm confused and scared!

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Make a history check.

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History history let me find it.

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Found it.

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Oh it's a plus zero.

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No not you Archie sorry.

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Not you.

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Nineteen.

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Nineteen?

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Okay.

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That's pretty good if you ask me.

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While I'm freaking out realizing the place I was just at is gone.

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Ten?

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Okay.

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Miss Muffin you rolled a pretty good history check.

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Yeah.

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Didn't you come here with a woman that's not sitting with you any longer?

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Yeah I'm freaking out about it.

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Because as you look around as you remember this woman who brought you here she's not

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in the wagon.

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Hazel's literally like where'd she go because she petted me so good.

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Hazel said that?

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Yeah that's what she said.

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Wow but yes uh but Duke and Flea Stick you have no memory of a woman bringing you to

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a camp.

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You have no memory of any of this kind of happening.

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Like it's just kind of.

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Gosh.

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You were like we went here to do something but it's gone there's nothing here what

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are we doing?

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That kind of situation.

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Yeah.

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Flea Stick you stuck with me the whole time though bro.

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I was too scared to split up so you remember that.

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You remember that bro.

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I don't know I think you're going crazy.

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I mean no.

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Maybe it was the bugs.

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No.

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You keep tripping on them bugs.

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It's the bugs.

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Um okay so I'm assuming you guys will head back to Dark Haven then from your adventure

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here.

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Is there anything else you want to do?

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How do we get back from a place we don't know where we're at?

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Well you know the area of where you're at.

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You came here.

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You remember coming here.

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You remember doing stuff but you just don't have it's just like something in the back

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of your head that's just like not quite right.

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Where's Globigul and where's Bones?

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They're with you.

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They're pulling the wagon.

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Globigul is inside of Bones.

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Do they remember?

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Globigul can talk.

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No they do not.

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You don't remember?

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Doope?

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You're going crazy.

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You crazy.

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I'm so confused.

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So yeah what would you guys like to do?

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I don't know I'd say she dragged us all the way out here for nothing.

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Let's go back to the loo.

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Yeah sounds about right.

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Okay so you guys kind of key on start to move back to the village and we're doing a GTA character

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swap to Archie Fortese back into Darkhaven.

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Archie you were in a coma my dog.

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You've been asleep.

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You've been out cold.

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But make me a history check now.

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I thought it was just a good night's sleep but I'm right here.

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Fighting the sleep paralysis theme.

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I thought it was just a good night.

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Natural 20.

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Really?

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Wow.

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Wow.

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Okay so Archie, well I guess this isn't great but Archie so you wake up out of bed and you

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realize like something's weird but you have memories of seeing this.

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You're like really tall.

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Like you're seeing through the eyes of something.

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Like you're real tall.

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You look down and you see heads hanging from like your waist and stuff and then you see

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like this woman's figure and they're like pulling her up and just splaying her open

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and splicing her open and pulling her across this like cave opening and then goes inside

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of the cave and you're walking towards this big ship and he kind of reaches out.

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You kind of reach out and kind of crank on the pink crystal glowing and the ship kind

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of emanates and starts vibrating and floating a bit and then you cut out and that's all

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you remember.

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You half slinging slasher.

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You're the slasher.

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We have to get back to camp.

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So yeah you definitely have memories of something crazy fucking happening but you don't know

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what it was or what happened.

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So you got heads around your waist bro?

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You guys aren't with him yet.

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He's still back in camp.

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But yeah you guys can all take a long rest.

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The three traveling back if you would like to do that because you got about two day travel

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to get back to where you were.

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Yes.

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I don't know if you did that Kelly.

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Long rest.

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Mismuffin.

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You're Kelly.

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You got a long rest for Mismuffin.

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So after a couple days travel you guys begin to arrive back to Darkhaven and Lilith Darko

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is outside and she's kind of just talking and doing some prayers and what not and she

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waves you over and says hey your friend Archie he woke up.

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He's awake and he's alive.

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So where is he?

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He's in where Archie?

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Where you at in Darkhaven?

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Are you still in the inn?

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Are you in your room?

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Yeah just chilling in the room.

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Yeah he's in his room.

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He's in his room.

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He's just chilling because he was in a coma.

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So let's go see him.

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Is there anybody who was born in Globogul?

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Globogul is with you guys.

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Okay yeah that's right.

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Sorry guys.

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I'm going to be like.

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I'm still tripping.

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I don't remember.

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Lilith do you know what happened?

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Do you know where we were?

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So you guys are in the dark haven.

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Do you know what happened?

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Do you know where we were?

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So you guys left on your own to go do some kind of adventure thing or something to help

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Archie because he was asleep.

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He was in some kind of coma.

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What was it called?

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Camp Crystal?

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Um, roll a history check.

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I was asking you for what it was called.

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Yeah I know you were.

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20.

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Clear water.

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Camp Clear Water.

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Oh yeah yeah yeah.

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Lilith do you know what Camp Clear Water is?

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It's Camp Clear Water.

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It's Camp Clear Water.

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Um, one second.

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She goes yeah.

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She goes weirdly that does sound familiar.

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She goes why?

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Why?

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Okay because that's where we were at Lilith and none of these bitches remember and I'm

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all by myself here with all these thoughts and memories and craziness.

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So like.

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So you're just normal miss muffin stuff.

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You're just kind of losing your mind or what?

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Yeah because we went there and we had to kill this giant slasher man and save all these

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kids and counselors and shit and these bitches don't remember.

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Huh.

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Okay well I don't know what I can do about that but um yeah that sounds fucked up.

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But good job it worked right?

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Archie's awake.

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Yeah let's go see him.

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Okay.

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Um yeah so Archie you're alive and you're back to the party and you're back to the crew

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from them saving your life apparently.

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Appreciate it.

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So as you guys kind of do your thing and you kind of are together again Lilith kind of

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enters the inn where you guys were at and she goes so I have a little bit of a problem.

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We sent some people down into the tomb, the stairway of you know fucked up hell that we've

261
00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:16,520
been sending all of our people to and they keep dying and she goes we just sent some

262
00:11:16,520 --> 00:11:20,800
more down and they're not returning so would you guys please go down there and try to figure

263
00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:24,280
out what's going on inside of this dungeon under the church.

264
00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:29,200
I'll tell you the only way that's going to happen is if you stock this up with all the

265
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:34,360
supplies that are necessary to do so.

266
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:38,520
So yeah she actually goes yes I was going to do that.

267
00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:42,640
She goes I've already had a talk with you know the owner of Tiefling dirt bag and she

268
00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:48,040
goes we're going to give you guys each two greater healing potions so each of you will

269
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,040
get two of those.

270
00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:52,400
She goes and that's pretty much all we got to give you guys for now.

271
00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:56,160
You know just to help you heal up if you need it but because I'm sure you'll need it.

272
00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:57,160
Are you sure?

273
00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:59,160
I feel like you could do a little bit better than that.

274
00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:01,560
I mean your whole town's in jeopardy here.

275
00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:03,240
Because I will also pay you.

276
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:08,840
I will pay you money out of my own pocket to help take this down.

277
00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:09,840
How much?

278
00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:10,840
200 gold pieces.

279
00:12:10,840 --> 00:12:11,840
A piece?

280
00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:12,840
Yeah.

281
00:12:12,840 --> 00:12:14,880
All together to divide amongst yourselves.

282
00:12:14,880 --> 00:12:15,880
Nope.

283
00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:16,880
Each.

284
00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:17,880
You broke?

285
00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:18,880
Each 200 each.

286
00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:23,720
Okay try to roll persuasion to see if you can rob her for more of her money after.

287
00:12:23,720 --> 00:12:24,720
Persuasion persuasion.

288
00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:29,320
See she could have just let me down there whenever I said I wanted to go down there

289
00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:30,800
and said I wasn't allowed down there.

290
00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:32,400
This would be your result.

291
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:33,800
14 plus 5.

292
00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:35,520
She goes no.

293
00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:36,520
She goes sorry.

294
00:12:36,520 --> 00:12:39,240
She goes I've given you health potions which I bought.

295
00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:40,240
I bought from Tiefling dirt bag.

296
00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:41,240
She goes I bought them myself.

297
00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:46,960
So I'm giving you those and I will pay you 200 gold pieces and you guys can keep whatever

298
00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:47,960
you find in this place.

299
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:51,960
Yeah yeah you just don't know what we've already been through.

300
00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:56,680
Archie do you know what we've been through?

301
00:12:56,680 --> 00:12:59,040
Were you asleep the whole time?

302
00:12:59,040 --> 00:13:02,080
Were you able to see us the whole time?

303
00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:05,320
Browsing a coma.

304
00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:06,320
Kelly roll insight.

305
00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:07,320
Check.

306
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:10,320
There's no way you would ever really know that.

307
00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:11,320
What?

308
00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:13,720
Who wouldn't know what?

309
00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:15,680
She's paranoid.

310
00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:16,680
20.

311
00:13:16,680 --> 00:13:17,680
Natural 20.

312
00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:18,680
I wrote it.

313
00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:27,680
It might roll Dre.

314
00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:30,560
Archie roll a deception check.

315
00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:33,080
Roll a deception check Archie.

316
00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:38,960
1 plus 1 so it's 21.

317
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:45,680
Okay so Kelly or Miss Muffin you definitely can tell that when he said I was in a coma

318
00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:49,120
he was definitely lying but not lying.

319
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,120
Something not there.

320
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,120
Telling the truth.

321
00:13:51,120 --> 00:13:55,800
Do as much as you may but yes something's up.

322
00:13:55,800 --> 00:14:01,920
I'm going to wait until another time and pull that information back up for later.

323
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:05,400
Another time.

324
00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:08,680
Okay so are you guys going to go do this fucking shit?

325
00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:11,920
Yeah but did you hear Flea Steak sock jelly and what he said?

326
00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:12,920
What?

327
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:13,920
I did not.

328
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:15,720
If I beat Big Bones I get to take you on a date.

329
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:16,720
Oh shit.

330
00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:17,720
Oh.

331
00:14:17,720 --> 00:14:21,240
I'm going to bring my best tux for my doctor.

332
00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:24,120
Lilith blushes big and go for it.

333
00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:25,120
Roll persuasion.

334
00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:26,120
Oh she blushed.

335
00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,120
Advantage.

336
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,120
Go with advantage.

337
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:29,120
Would we know it's Big Bones?

338
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,120
No.

339
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,120
You would not know it's Big Bones.

340
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,760
I mean the characters wouldn't.

341
00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:36,760
Plus what you got.

342
00:14:36,760 --> 00:14:37,760
6.

343
00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:38,760
6?

344
00:14:38,760 --> 00:14:39,760
Yeah.

345
00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:46,400
She goes, she like looks at you and she like, she goes maybe don't pick a tux out of the

346
00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:48,200
dumpster and we'll see what happens.

347
00:14:48,200 --> 00:14:49,960
And then kind of walks away.

348
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:50,960
No way.

349
00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:51,960
But we'll say you know.

350
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:52,960
You bagged her.

351
00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:55,960
Insert that what is it.

352
00:14:55,960 --> 00:14:56,960
Dumb and dumber.

353
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:57,960
So you're telling me there's a chance.

354
00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:58,960
There's a chance.

355
00:14:58,960 --> 00:14:59,960
Yes.

356
00:14:59,960 --> 00:15:02,520
Okay so are you guys ready then?

357
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:03,520
After your.

358
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:06,520
I'm going to leave the horses outside.

359
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:09,560
Give me something to remember you by, Lilith.

360
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:14,200
A handkerchief, a scarf, anything.

361
00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:19,040
She like takes off this like red, this black glove that she's wearing and like tosses it

362
00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,040
to you.

363
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,040
Yes.

364
00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:22,040
There you go.

365
00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:23,040
Yes.

366
00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:24,040
I can wipe back in front with this.

367
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:25,040
Wipe back in front.

368
00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:26,040
No don't do that.

369
00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:27,040
Don't do that.

370
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,040
Poor Lilith.

371
00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:30,040
I don't know what she's getting into.

372
00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:31,040
What the fuck.

373
00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:32,040
Okay.

374
00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,040
What the fuck.

375
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:40,640
As you approach the temple and see the door open, see a long set of stairs start to lead

376
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:45,440
down and down and down.

377
00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:49,880
As you descend these stairs, it's like stone stairs going down and then as you keep getting

378
00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:54,400
deeper and deeper you start to see like grass and like fungus and like mushrooms kind of

379
00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:59,280
like growing off of the ground and the next in the areas of it and you can tell that you're

380
00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:05,000
getting pretty deep, like pretty pretty deep into the earth here or not the earth but the

381
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,000
ground yeah.

382
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:10,680
But you're getting deep and then make me perception checks.

383
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:14,040
I'll ask a quick question.

384
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:19,760
So if like right before the fight I put on this glove it gives me like some heroic inspiration

385
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:23,200
because I'm in love with Lilith Darko.

386
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:24,200
Probably not.

387
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:25,200
Damn it.

388
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,200
You can do that for yourself.

389
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,200
I try.

390
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,200
For your own personal being.

391
00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:29,200
16.

392
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,200
20.

393
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,200
Nice.

394
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,200
17.

395
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,200
Fuck you.

396
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,200
Forward.

397
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:41,680
Okay so Duke, you're looking ahead and you see along the right side of the wall as you're

398
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:47,520
descending down there is like this little gap in the wall and you see a little bit of

399
00:16:47,520 --> 00:16:49,360
spikes sticking out of the wall.

400
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:50,560
Like in the wall there.

401
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:53,640
It looks like some kind of trap is set up with your natural 20.

402
00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:56,400
There is a spike trap in the wall.

403
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,400
Sticking out and hitting you guys.

404
00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,400
So how do you want to proceed?

405
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,400
Who's walking and what order are you guys walking?

406
00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:01,400
I'm usually taking points.

407
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,400
I was going to say that's what I figured.

408
00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,400
And you hit a natural 20.

409
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,400
I really hope Lilith is right behind me because I'm going to pick up a quarter that's not

410
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,400
there so I'll let her.

411
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,400
Let her just walk by?

412
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,400
It depends on if she's behind me.

413
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,400
Okay what did you roll Kelly?

414
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,400
What did you roll?

415
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:10,400
A 16.

416
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:25,840
Okay so you can you actually see that there is a little bit of a gap in the wall too up

417
00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:26,840
there.

418
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:31,640
You don't really know exactly what it is but you see something up in the wall yeah.

419
00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:32,640
Up ahead.

420
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:35,520
And you see Duke Crystal bend over to pick up a quarter.

421
00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:40,680
I guess when I see her notice it I'm like oh there's a trap here guys.

422
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:43,200
Okay so now it's, fuck.

423
00:17:43,200 --> 00:17:47,480
Oh there's a trap here.

424
00:17:47,480 --> 00:17:49,680
There's a spike trap in the wall up ahead.

425
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:50,680
Oh nice.

426
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:51,680
You guys want to proceed?

427
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:52,680
How do you do this?

428
00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:53,680
How do you handle this?

429
00:17:53,680 --> 00:17:59,400
Globogold is the only one that can get poked and survive.

430
00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:01,320
Globogold can't really get past you right now.

431
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:03,280
You guys are in like these tight stairwells.

432
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:04,280
He can go through us.

433
00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:05,280
He can't go through you.

434
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:06,280
Yeah we have to make a roll.

435
00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,480
Yeah make a roll to not be stuck inside of him.

436
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:11,480
What about Bones?

437
00:18:11,480 --> 00:18:12,720
He can get real small.

438
00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:13,880
The horse is not with him.

439
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:14,880
What's the layout here?

440
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:15,880
What's the layout?

441
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:18,600
Like you're looking at like a tight wall.

442
00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:21,160
Kind of like yeah but it's like stairwells.

443
00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:23,480
So it's like stairs going down and down and down.

444
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:24,480
Spikes coming out of the shit.

445
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:28,080
And then you're seeing like on the right side of the wall there's a gap in the stone wall

446
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,560
work like in the wall there.

447
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:35,520
And there's like spikes coming out of there like one of those swing out traps.

448
00:18:35,520 --> 00:18:37,720
So the stairs obviously are buttons probably.

449
00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:40,240
It's probably a pressure plate somewhere.

450
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:41,240
Possibly.

451
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:42,240
Possibly.

452
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,240
You can figure out a way to test that.

453
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:46,240
You got to stab those sheets.

454
00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:47,240
Yeah.

455
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,240
Wait.

456
00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:51,560
Poke it at the floor with it I guess.

457
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:54,000
But would I have to roll every time I poke the stair?

458
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,000
No.

459
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,640
You can do that if you're going to walk ahead cautiously with the stick.

460
00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,560
I'm super stealthy and have slight of hand.

461
00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:03,440
Can I use that in some way to find it without me?

462
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:06,720
I would step through that spot to find the pressure plate.

463
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:10,720
I definitely go poke it around near it in front of it.

464
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:15,200
Yeah I'll just use my stab kind of poke way out in front of me like really cautiously.

465
00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:18,640
You poke out you know right you know kind of like you know a couple feet in front of

466
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:22,880
you a couple feet in front of you and you realize that when like you're like right next

467
00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:27,000
to the spike trap like it's like right in front of you and you still haven't hit a pressure

468
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,280
plate yet so you continue on pressing?

469
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:31,280
No.

470
00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:32,280
Moving forward?

471
00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:33,280
No.

472
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:34,280
Okay.

473
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,840
Because it's going to be that whole thing that comes out.

474
00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:42,960
Okay make me a perception check just you please stick with advantage because you're kind of

475
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:47,160
walking up and poking at the ground you know focusing on trying to see if there's a pressure

476
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:48,160
plate.

477
00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:49,160
Okay.

478
00:19:49,160 --> 00:19:50,160
So that's what we're.

479
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:54,080
Okay yeah so you're like poking the ground on the floor with your staff and you're right

480
00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:58,000
there like next to the spike trap and you look up ahead and you can see that there's

481
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,000
like a little bit of a stonework past the spike trap.

482
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:05,400
There's like a stone bumped up that you could tell is probably the pressure plate.

483
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,320
So do we got anything we could throw at it peeps?

484
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:13,040
Yeah so I've got a hammer.

485
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,040
Maybe a cat?

486
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,040
No.

487
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:21,120
So what you're noticing is the pressure plate is past the spike trap is what you're noticing.

488
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,920
How big is this pressure plate?

489
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:23,920
That's just like a stone plate in the ground.

490
00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:26,920
Is it the whole step or is it just a spot in the middle of the step?

491
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:29,520
Yeah like that whole front step right there you can tell it's just like a raised.

492
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:30,520
So we just jump past it.

493
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:31,520
I just get that step.

494
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:32,520
I jump past it after that step.

495
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:33,520
Okay yeah you could do that.

496
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:34,520
What?

497
00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:35,520
What are you doing?

498
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:36,520
You can jump the step.

499
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:37,520
I use my brain.

500
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:38,520
Yeah.

501
00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:39,520
And I jump the pressure plate step.

502
00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:43,360
Everybody started to panic a little bit and I was like we could do this easily.

503
00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:45,280
We don't need to like make a bag of flour.

504
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:51,960
What you could tell from this is where you would have walked up and the first person

505
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:56,480
would have stepped on that the person behind you would have been stuck to slowly eliminate

506
00:20:56,480 --> 00:20:57,480
some of your party.

507
00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:58,480
Gotcha.

508
00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,680
Because one person would have walked and stabbed the next one.

509
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:01,680
So we just have to jump over it.

510
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:02,680
So now.

511
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:03,680
Even if I did step on one.

512
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:04,680
You guys lost a guy.

513
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:05,680
Exactly.

514
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:06,680
Damn that's the order.

515
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:07,680
Can they make a trap to where you kill your friends?

516
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:08,680
Yes.

517
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:09,680
There's plenty of them.

518
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:13,880
I'll show you another one ahead for the lone wolf that survived.

519
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:17,920
So you descend some more and you all jump over this little trap.

520
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:22,240
The simple trap that took some extra brain power to work through.

521
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:27,680
But you jump over this trap and you start to descend more and you feel this like wave.

522
00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:31,840
Who's here who uses magic?

523
00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:33,680
I guess only one is cleric.

524
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:34,680
So flea stick.

525
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:38,720
Roll me an arcana check to see if you can feel just like kind of what's going on with

526
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:40,880
this air and this aura.

527
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:41,880
Two.

528
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:42,880
Two?

529
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:45,600
There's nothing going on with this air or this aura.

530
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:53,600
You don't feel anything.

531
00:21:53,600 --> 00:22:09,440
I figured I'd buy a little like tail blood.

532
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:10,440
Well it doesn't really.

533
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:11,440
It's just a matter of.

534
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:12,440
It's an off intelligence.

535
00:22:12,440 --> 00:22:15,880
Yeah but it's just you know that has kind of a connection to magic so I just figured

536
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:17,600
I'd go for it.

537
00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,320
So you feel nothing.

538
00:22:19,320 --> 00:22:20,320
Nobody feels anything.

539
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:24,800
You just start to walk through and you continue down and you start to see an opening in the

540
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:25,800
head.

541
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:32,840
There is this circular or this like little square room with a circular sun symbol like

542
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:36,920
in the middle like this like looking ritualistic symbol in the middle.

543
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:42,080
And you see a stairwell it cuts to your right and a stairwell it cuts to your left as you

544
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:43,800
enter.

545
00:22:43,800 --> 00:22:49,880
And when you step up to this room a skeleton ahead of you just kind of arises and comes

546
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:50,880
up and.

547
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:58,520
Let me find my thing real quick and then I'll tell you what happens.

548
00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:03,640
Yeah okay so the skeleton pops up and he goes, welcome welcome to my big stone door.

549
00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:06,320
I'll tell you some riddles and it won't be a bore.

550
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:10,720
Answer my riddles correctly and I'll let you through the door.

551
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:14,000
So what do you guys do once you see this?

552
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,600
And when you walk up to him the skeleton like he's not just a normal skeleton.

553
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:23,520
He's like nimble and he's like hopping and he's got like you know good athletic movement

554
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:29,600
and his skull has like a little blue glow inside of it.

555
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:32,960
What do you do as he yells this shit to you about riddles?

556
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,680
Ask him what them riddles are.

557
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:38,240
He goes, oh you're a brave one so you want to do the riddle?

558
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:43,800
The first riddle would you like to guess and I'll let you through the door?

559
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:44,800
What's your name?

560
00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:45,800
What's your name?

561
00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,800
You're freaking me out.

562
00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:48,800
Don't be a pussy do.

563
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:53,640
I'm Miss Muffin and yeah I'll try out that riddle.

564
00:23:53,640 --> 00:24:00,320
Okay he goes, okay well this first one is an easy one so you got this and he goes, what

565
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:04,200
gets wetter the more it dries?

566
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:07,960
As he stares you in the face Miss Muffin and this blue light in his head starts to glow

567
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:08,960
a little brighter.

568
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,600
What do you say?

569
00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:13,600
What gets wetter the more it dries?

570
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,880
That doesn't even make sense does it?

571
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,000
Are you asking your friends?

572
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000
Duh.

573
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,480
I would guess a towel.

574
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:22,480
The sky.

575
00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:23,480
A towel?

576
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:24,480
Or the towel.

577
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:25,480
What gets wet?

578
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:26,480
The more you dry.

579
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:27,480
The more you dry with a towel.

580
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:28,480
The towel.

581
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:29,480
The more it gets wet.

582
00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:30,480
Ah.

583
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:31,480
Okay so are you saying that?

584
00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:32,480
A towel.

585
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:38,720
Okay he goes, ooh that is correct and his blue light on his head glows a little bit

586
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:49,480
and he goes, but I asked you the question and then you take three lightning damage,

587
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:53,360
just like a strike from his skull comes at you and hits you with a little bit of lightning.

588
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:55,600
What a butthole.

589
00:24:55,600 --> 00:25:00,320
But he looks to Duke and he goes, that was correct but it looks like you're up next.

590
00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:02,720
Haha Duke Crystal is a smart one.

591
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:06,920
He goes, this one's a hard one, it's going to be tough so let's hope you can get it.

592
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:12,120
Yeah but he's going to hurt him if he gets it wrong and I'm going to have to freaking

593
00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:13,120
dagger his head off.

594
00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:16,600
Duke's a meth cook, there's no way that he should be good at riddles.

595
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:17,600
How much damage?

596
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:18,600
Seven?

597
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,600
Three damage.

598
00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:20,600
Three?

599
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,960
He goes, okay now this one's tough.

600
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:29,880
It occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment and yet it never appears in 100,000

601
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:30,960
years.

602
00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:31,960
What am I?

603
00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:34,480
Say it again bro.

604
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:41,680
It occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment and yet it never appears in 100,000

605
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:42,680
years.

606
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:43,680
What am I?

607
00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:48,120
This is weird I'd ask you for help but it's you this time bro.

608
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:50,120
He goes, would you like a hint?

609
00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:54,840
I can give you a hint for a little bit of a, and his head like glows a little bit blue.

610
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:55,840
A little bit of help.

611
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:56,840
You give hints?

612
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:57,840
Let me have a second.

613
00:25:57,840 --> 00:25:58,840
Okay.

614
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:03,840
He goes, I'll repeat it if you needed to repeat it.

615
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:12,280
It occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment and yet it never appears in 100,000

616
00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,280
years.

617
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,280
Am.

618
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:15,280
Yes, that is correct.

619
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:16,280
What?

620
00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:21,160
He goes, am, once in minute, twice in moment, never in 100 million years.

621
00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:22,160
100,000 years.

622
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:23,600
100,000 yeah let's say.

623
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:29,120
So his light glows blue and it like kind of dimmers down and he goes, good dude, good,

624
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:31,400
or he goes good, what is your name?

625
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:32,400
What is your name?

626
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:33,400
Duke Crystal.

627
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:35,960
Duke Crystal, I will keep that one in my brain.

628
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,920
And then like you see his like little blue glow and then you see like the outline of

629
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:42,440
like brain veins inside of his head.

630
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,760
He goes, so who's up next?

631
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:47,520
Who has a question, who wants to answer the next riddle here?

632
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:48,520
I have two for two brother fuckers.

633
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:49,520
Those are the same.

634
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:50,520
I'm gang.

635
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:51,520
Police stick?

636
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:52,520
Okay.

637
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:57,800
He steps forward, you step forward and he goes, he goes, oh, he goes, I'm glad I don't

638
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,960
have a nose.

639
00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:01,760
Are you ready for the riddle my friend?

640
00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:03,640
This guy's a meanie.

641
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,200
Let's get it jerk.

642
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,840
What are 10 things you can always count on?

643
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:08,840
Your fingers.

644
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:09,840
What's up?

645
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:18,280
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, his, his, uh, his blue light glows bright and then it dims down.

646
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,400
He goes, good, good job.

647
00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:21,840
Good job all of you.

648
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:26,140
And then, uh, he kind of spins around in a circle and dances up and his headlight glows

649
00:27:26,140 --> 00:27:29,160
bright and the doors all like kind of unlock.

650
00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:33,560
And he goes, there you go, now you can get through my door without taking a little bit

651
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:38,200
of extra damage except for some and like looks up at Miss Muffin.

652
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:42,920
Um, but yes, the doors are unlocked and you're able to continue on whichever way you'd like.

653
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:45,680
Why did I feel like I was the only one who didn't get an obvious riddle?

654
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:46,680
Yeah, you did.

655
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:47,680
I suppose.

656
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:48,680
I don't like him.

657
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:56,320
I literally had to stop thinking of the meanings of the words and like picture the fucking

658
00:27:56,320 --> 00:27:59,120
words in my mind like letters.

659
00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:03,280
He didn't tell me I couldn't ask my friends for help.

660
00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:06,760
He didn't say you were asked the answer to the question.

661
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:09,640
He didn't say this is a test you can't cheat.

662
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:15,560
This isn't the fucking taxi fucking games where you can call a friend for help.

663
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:17,360
I have friends and no brain.

664
00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:18,360
What was that, Cash Can?

665
00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:19,360
Whatever.

666
00:28:19,360 --> 00:28:20,360
We're playing No Look A Strawberry.

667
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:21,360
No, not the strawberry, we already said it.

668
00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:22,360
No, do you have to, for the recording.

669
00:28:22,360 --> 00:28:23,360
No Look A Strawberry.

670
00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:24,360
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

671
00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:29,620
no, no, no, no, no, no, I said no look a strawberry look a strawberry

672
00:28:29,620 --> 00:28:36,000
look a strawberry

673
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:42,160
look a strawberry

674
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:48,440
so as the doors magically unseal there is a stairwell to your left, stairwell to your

675
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:51,320
right, long path that goes straight ahead.

676
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:54,600
What would you like to do? Mr. Riddle's as he

677
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,960
To the left to the left, okay

678
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,840
Are you gonna go to the left then?

679
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:09,400
All you sure leave the log always like the way we hit the sides lose

680
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:12,440
loot

681
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:21,040
Yeah, so as you enter this room you see a bunch of

682
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:26,760
Sarcophagi no right no do crystal don't open

683
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:32,560
I'm leaving. Oh, yeah, you see a lot of sarcophagi and

684
00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:37,280
Kind of in a very very like ritualistic room. It's like

685
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:41,880
There's like stairs that kind of dipped down lower into the floor with two more in there

686
00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:45,960
Then there's two towards the north end of the room and two towards the south end of the room

687
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,660
Six six sarcophagi in the room

688
00:29:50,660 --> 00:29:56,380
I'm gonna go the closest one and I would knock on it. You're gonna knock on it. Yeah, I'm probably either sleeping

689
00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:58,540
Oh, okay, you knock and nothing happens

690
00:29:59,780 --> 00:30:02,140
No, not me. I'm a strength check

691
00:30:03,220 --> 00:30:06,140
Hey, I knocked and I ran out that room first

692
00:30:07,020 --> 00:30:13,860
Let's see the 20 15 plus fun. Yeah, so you pull it open and you crank it open and it's empty

693
00:30:13,860 --> 00:30:18,740
Oh, okay, okay, you knock on it nothing else. Oh, yeah crank it open

694
00:30:18,740 --> 00:30:21,260
I'll just give it to you because I know you're gonna get it with your strength check

695
00:30:21,780 --> 00:30:24,140
And it's empty. Yes, they're all empty

696
00:30:25,140 --> 00:30:30,140
Yay, no acid go to the other little stairs to the two down room. Please one of them. Okay

697
00:30:30,620 --> 00:30:33,820
Yeah, you're gonna just do the same same system. Yeah empty

698
00:30:34,620 --> 00:30:36,860
Yeah, empty fuck this place

699
00:30:36,860 --> 00:30:43,100
I'm doing our kind of checks if there's any magic going on. Yeah, I will let you make an arcana check. Go for it

700
00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:46,900
That was just a straight workout. That's what I was getting more of the curls

701
00:30:48,140 --> 00:30:53,140
Sorry check was not anything. Yeah, you feel nothing. No, nothing changes

702
00:30:53,820 --> 00:30:57,420
We go back to the middle room, I'm gonna ask that fucking skeleton. Is there anything that

703
00:30:59,420 --> 00:31:01,420
No, you can't talk to that skeleton again

704
00:31:01,420 --> 00:31:03,420
Yeah, I'm gonna ask that skeleton to do something else

705
00:31:03,420 --> 00:31:07,620
No, you can't talk to that skeleton again. Fuck that guy

706
00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:13,740
He looks at you. He looks at you and he goes I'm gonna be completely honest with you

707
00:31:14,380 --> 00:31:19,900
Duke right? Yeah, I've never left this fucking spot. Hey, I've been stuck right here for a long time

708
00:31:20,100 --> 00:31:22,100
Guarding these doors with this fucking magic

709
00:31:22,420 --> 00:31:25,740
That's the one riddles for a long time for a lot of like look look over there

710
00:31:25,740 --> 00:31:30,860
And he like points in the back corner and you see like a couple of like dead halfling emo like emo

711
00:31:30,860 --> 00:31:35,940
People like laid in the corner. He's like they didn't fucking they didn't fucking pass the riddles

712
00:31:35,940 --> 00:31:39,300
They died because they just kept doing he goes. That's my job. I just have to stand here

713
00:31:39,300 --> 00:31:45,220
You killed people. Is that people until they yeah, is that people until they fucking you know, get the riddles right? Uh

714
00:31:46,020 --> 00:31:48,020
Luckily you guys were smart

715
00:31:48,940 --> 00:31:50,820
Do you have free will

716
00:31:50,820 --> 00:31:54,820
He good. No, I can't I can't leave the spot like I'm stuck here magically

717
00:31:54,820 --> 00:31:59,460
I like walk tries to walk and you just see him like like stop like in place

718
00:31:59,460 --> 00:32:06,260
Like he's like can't step away from I free from your I guess magical confinement

719
00:32:06,820 --> 00:32:08,820
would you

720
00:32:09,060 --> 00:32:11,800
Willingly serve me he goes

721
00:32:12,620 --> 00:32:18,300
He's like he's like honestly guys. He goes. I don't even have skin. He's like but like do you not feel

722
00:32:18,860 --> 00:32:21,660
The the energy in this place do you not feel that?

723
00:32:22,100 --> 00:32:27,260
like this place is this place is a like mixed up with all kinds of magic and it's it's

724
00:32:27,260 --> 00:32:34,020
It's it's it's chaos like I don't think you can shut down the magic that's seeping through this place. I pull out my

725
00:32:34,540 --> 00:32:41,260
Dark great sword not by the handle and I'm like what like this type of energy and I hope that he like looks at it

726
00:32:41,260 --> 00:32:46,260
He like looks at it and he's like he was like like like hisses a little bit. He's like no whoa

727
00:32:46,260 --> 00:32:49,420
He goes no not that kind of magic like this. This is just kind of like

728
00:32:49,940 --> 00:32:55,900
You know, it's got energy magic in the air. I guess there's just something here that magic is different. It's different here

729
00:32:55,900 --> 00:33:01,940
It's different here. I don't really feel it. Yeah, he goes I then that's probably why he says most people feel that when they come through

730
00:33:01,940 --> 00:33:03,940
Here and they kind of you know

731
00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:09,420
Are deterrent but you guys came through and you passed the riddles and people haven't for a long time. So hey, he's like

732
00:33:10,180 --> 00:33:13,940
Like clacks its bone hands together and like it's like good job. Good job with that

733
00:33:14,420 --> 00:33:16,420
So you get a question or?

734
00:33:16,820 --> 00:33:21,160
Because you know what if you're able to free me sure like I'll see what I'll see what happens

735
00:33:21,160 --> 00:33:27,060
But I mean you get to leave this spot and like travel and see things and do things with them

736
00:33:29,060 --> 00:33:35,520
I already got a skeleton horse. So it's not like you won't fit in roll insight do crystal

737
00:33:37,540 --> 00:33:42,940
Offboard he might just die when we break the magic that's got a seal

738
00:33:44,060 --> 00:33:48,920
He could die with hope in his heart. That's fine. What was everyone for you insight?

739
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:53,920
Do crystal does like to collect undead evil things that would be flat 16

740
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:55,880
16

741
00:33:55,880 --> 00:34:00,280
So while he's talking to you about all this like, you know, every time you ask that about his free will

742
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:02,800
He like kind of looks over shoulder down the hallway like he's like

743
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:09,040
Yeah, the long hallway. He's like he's like looking over his shoulder. I kind of like like I guess there's nothing I can do

744
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:12,840
But if you guys want to try go ahead and he keeps like looking over his shoulder every time he does it

745
00:34:12,840 --> 00:34:14,840
You're like noticing that

746
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:16,840
Let's go down that hallway

747
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,840
Yeah

748
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:24,200
So are you gonna check this other room then are you done with him? I'll peek in if it looks like the other one

749
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:26,840
Okay

750
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:31,000
As you peek in you see I feel like it's a mean exact copy of the other side

751
00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:34,720
You see

752
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:38,680
As you step in there is like this long kind of

753
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:45,960
wall stairwell that kind of just like loops around the room until you get to the bit dipped in floor there and

754
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:47,960
there is a

755
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:52,760
Ritualistic looking table standing at the far end with like jars of like

756
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:56,320
there's like empty jars like urn looking things and

757
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:02,520
Like a wooden staff sitting on this table with blue crystal

758
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:06,400
Stuck into the tip of the staff and that is what you see in this room

759
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:09,120
So the blue

760
00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:13,360
I'll tell them that stupid stick with a blue rock

761
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:17,120
You know that's what's controlling the skeleton

762
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:22,560
I was gonna say this doesn't the skeleton have a blue crystal in his brain. Well do crystals magic

763
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:24,560
I bet this is about negative

764
00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:32,560
He can yield magic right please tell if it was down there so please someone wants to be trying to get it

765
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:36,600
No way anybody could will the staff possible they could use would be like

766
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:41,520
Ask the skeleton what happens if you take the staff

767
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:45,520
Ask the skeleton if he even knows about it

768
00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,520
Do you know about the staff skelly?

769
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:51,520
He goes skelly it's mr. Riddles

770
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:55,360
Like when he said that he's like you see him like

771
00:35:55,360 --> 00:36:00,560
You see him like scoff like as if he hates the name, but he's like it's the only name god damn it

772
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:04,000
But he goes yeah that staff in there he goes

773
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:09,600
I don't I don't know what it does he goes um you know it's been laying there for a long fucking time

774
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:12,240
Just a long time laying in there, and I can't really leave this spot

775
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:15,280
So it's not like I can check it out and he goes I just know that there's you know

776
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:18,240
There's a staff in there. I've heard people talk about it ask about it apparently

777
00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:20,720
It's got like a blue crystal or something on it. I don't know what it does

778
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:25,920
I feel like he's deceiving us because he wants that staff in his hand to do what he wants

779
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:30,400
Or it's gonna free him they put it this part of the day

780
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:32,800
Or it's gonna free him they put it this part of the day

781
00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:36,600
Maybe he'll be a gangster skelly friend with a staff

782
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:40,620
But what I could tell he was given a shitty day with a shitty job

783
00:36:40,620 --> 00:36:44,200
You know far like now that's so if I was him I bet I'd give it a staff

784
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,040
So I move for this spot cracked by a boss's head

785
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,560
What do you guys want to do then?

786
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:55,880
Is anybody got investigation just kind of like check out the staff

787
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,880
Close to it

788
00:36:58,680 --> 00:37:03,560
If you want to detect like if there's anything magical with I can you would be arcana but

789
00:37:04,000 --> 00:37:06,400
Investigations kind of like look at see if there's a trap

790
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:11,840
Or like yeah, look it over and see like if there's markings on it or something like that

791
00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:14,720
I have plus two

792
00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:17,400
Sure, you can try if you want if you want to go investigate this

793
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:19,920
13 plus 2

794
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:23,800
So yeah, you you kind of look over this staff and

795
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:29,080
And the bottom handles like or like the you call it a shaft the whole pole

796
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:34,260
The pole part looks like it's made from like a tree like it's still got like twisty

797
00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:41,120
Like it's like twisted down it and it's got like branches down the side of it and the blue crystal looks like it's kind of like

798
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:45,720
Caressed by the top of the tree and it's like a sharp arrowhead crystal

799
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:49,320
When you're looking at it over you see

800
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:54,360
That it's not like strapped down or anything that it's just laying here

801
00:37:55,440 --> 00:38:03,560
But it's definitely like manufactured like someone definitely put a lot of work into making this like it looks unique

802
00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:09,040
Okay, should I do an arcana check first you can probably

803
00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:17,900
What is it no one natural one, you know, okay

804
00:38:17,900 --> 00:38:21,100
So yeah, you go to blow negative one zero

805
00:38:22,660 --> 00:38:24,660
Huh?

806
00:38:24,940 --> 00:38:26,940
Okay, I'll let you do one

807
00:38:30,220 --> 00:38:36,740
Okay, so you reach out to it and as flea sticks reaching out to it and you kind of like reach out first and feel like

808
00:38:36,740 --> 00:38:41,420
This uh, there is like a strange aura of magic coming off of it

809
00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:47,860
You can't really tell what it is, but it's definitely got this like emanating like radiance to it

810
00:38:47,860 --> 00:38:49,820
like it's got like a

811
00:38:49,820 --> 00:38:54,140
Wave of something around it. So I'm not to say full fucking man. Just run over

812
00:38:56,260 --> 00:38:58,260
And wield this thing

813
00:38:59,060 --> 00:39:01,060
Unless someone else wants it

814
00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:05,060
You can't you want to go ahead and pick it up. Okay. All right. I'm gonna see if I'm worthy

815
00:39:05,340 --> 00:39:08,540
okay, you reach out and you grab it and you pick it up and

816
00:39:08,540 --> 00:39:12,620
Like when you're holding it you feel this like wave

817
00:39:13,300 --> 00:39:16,980
Around you. You don't really know what this wave is doing

818
00:39:16,980 --> 00:39:21,860
But there is like a bubble of some sort just kind of an energy around you

819
00:39:23,020 --> 00:39:26,380
But you don't know what it's doing. So I just kind of sheath it

820
00:39:27,100 --> 00:39:32,440
Yeah, you can put it in your back. Like if it's out of your hands the bubble kind of like you feel that energy fade off

821
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,440
You should throw rocks at you and see if they hit you

822
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,440
See if it's a shield

823
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:38,440
You can try

824
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:40,440
You all want to throw a rock at me?

825
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:42,440
Yeah let's throw a rock at you

826
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,440
You're about to just get smacked in the face with a fire rod

827
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:46,440
Are you gonna go for it?

828
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:48,440
Well just don't make me take damage

829
00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,440
Throw a rock at his leg

830
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,440
I'll hold my trash can up

831
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,440
How big of a rock?

832
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:56,440
Are you holding the staff?

833
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,440
Yeah I'm holding the staff and my trash can with it

834
00:39:58,440 --> 00:40:00,440
Okay, make me an attack roll with dexterity

835
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:02,440
An attack roll

836
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:04,440
Don't try to kill me sir

837
00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:06,440
So just throw your 20 plus your dexterity

838
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:08,440
Do that

839
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,440
Oh god

840
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,440
13 plus 4

841
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,440
Okay

842
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:18,440
13 plus 4? Okay

843
00:40:18,440 --> 00:40:20,440
So you expertly hit him in the leg

844
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,440
So like you have this bubble around you

845
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:24,440
And when you throw this rock

846
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,440
It goes flying, goes right through the bubble

847
00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,440
And just hits you in the leg

848
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,440
Ah fuck my shin

849
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,440
No I hit you in the thigh

850
00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:34,440
I'd say it blocks some sort of bad chick

851
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,440
Or maybe telepathic shit

852
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,440
Alright I'm just gonna wield the staff

853
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:40,440
For a while, kind of figure it out

854
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:42,440
See what's going on

855
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:44,440
You guys gonna head back to where Mr. Riddles is?

856
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:46,440
Yeah

857
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,440
Okay so as you guys walk back into the room

858
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,440
Actually I almost think we should give it to him

859
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,440
You're risking it

860
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:56,440
That bubble might block out the mind control

861
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,440
For this fucking bastard

862
00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:00,440
Give me a second here before you

863
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:02,440
What if he's evil though and kills us? Because he already hurt me

864
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:04,440
So

865
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:06,440
As you guys are making this

866
00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:08,440
Plan talking up as Duke Crystal is saying

867
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,440
We should probably do this

868
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:12,440
You get up close in that bubble

869
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:14,440
As soon as it touches Mr. Riddles

870
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,440
His body just goes limp and falls to the ground

871
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:18,440
Okay near moon

872
00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,440
So you step away and he goes

873
00:41:20,440 --> 00:41:22,440
And comes back up, he goes what the fuck

874
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:24,440
What the fuck, what did you just do

875
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,440
What was that, what the hell

876
00:41:26,440 --> 00:41:28,440
And I hold out the staff and I say with my sheer will

877
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,440
You are free

878
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,440
You step forward towards him again

879
00:41:32,440 --> 00:41:34,440
Free, just killing

880
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:36,440
Is that what you do, you step forward and just kind of

881
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:38,440
Show the staff again or

882
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,440
Well no, I'm not gonna like come in the bubble

883
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,440
But I'm just like using the aura itself

884
00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:44,440
Just to kind of tell him to follow us

885
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,440
Like you don't have to stand here no more

886
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,440
He goes

887
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:50,440
I think, I think for a second I died

888
00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:52,440
For real died, like I was not here

889
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:54,440
What the fuck was that

890
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:56,440
What happened

891
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,440
My bad dog

892
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:00,440
The spear got close to you, so apparently

893
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,440
You know what, that to happen

894
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:04,440
So that spear thing

895
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:06,440
That spear staff thing

896
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,440
You're holding it, it killed me

897
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,440
It made you, it made me that for a second

898
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:12,440
It's aura did bruh

899
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,440
He's like huh

900
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:16,440
He goes did the doors magically

901
00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:18,440
Seal when I was dead

902
00:42:18,440 --> 00:42:20,440
I don't know, let's find out

903
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:22,440
Okay so

904
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:24,440
He goes wait a second

905
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,440
And he just kind of like fumbles down

906
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:28,440
And when he falls, when he disappears

907
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:30,440
His life essence goes away

908
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:32,440
And you stand there for a second, the doors go

909
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,440
And you see like the blue field go over the doors

910
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:36,440
You completely fucked us

911
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,440
Okay I pull it back

912
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:40,440
Okay so you pull it back and he goes

913
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:42,440
Oh god, I fell, I fell

914
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:44,440
I thought you meant his essence was just

915
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:46,440
No I just mean he is dead

916
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:48,440
So he kind of jumps back up

917
00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:50,440
And he goes why, what the

918
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:52,440
What are you doing, what are you doing

919
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,440
I'm sorry buddy, I had to figure this thing out

920
00:42:54,440 --> 00:42:56,440
I'm gonna try to get us a fucking companion

921
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,440
And grab magic, and he's like

922
00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:00,440
Let's just fucking torture him psychologically

923
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:02,440
Kill him over it

924
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:04,440
I will never do that to you again, I promise

925
00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:06,440
He goes okay so what is going on

926
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:08,440
Why are you, what are you doing this for

927
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:10,440
For some reason, every time I hold

928
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:12,440
The staff

929
00:43:12,440 --> 00:43:14,440
Every time I hold the staff towards you

930
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,440
And you go unconscious

931
00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:18,440
You're not dead, cause you do come back

932
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:20,440
They seal, the chambers seal

933
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:22,440
He goes ah

934
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,440
Okay yeah that makes sense

935
00:43:24,440 --> 00:43:26,440
I'm connected to the doors cause the doors are connected to me

936
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:28,440
It's through the magic, it's yeah, okay so that makes sense

937
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,440
But let's not kill me again please

938
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:32,440
I won't, the essence did leave his body

939
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,440
The essence did leave his body

940
00:43:34,440 --> 00:43:36,440
And then it came back

941
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:38,440
I wouldn't do it for very long

942
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:40,440
Well does this work, I command you to not stand here anymore

943
00:43:40,440 --> 00:43:42,440
To follow our party

944
00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,440
If you want

945
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,440
He's like I think it did

946
00:43:46,440 --> 00:43:48,440
He takes a step forward and he goes no it didn't

947
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:50,440
He like steps back and he goes no I can't

948
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:52,440
I can't move back, this is it

949
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:54,440
Sorry bro, we'll figure it out for you

950
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:56,440
What that's gonna do is anytime you get near

951
00:43:56,440 --> 00:43:58,440
Your skeletons, he's gone under his control

952
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,440
They will collapse when they get near you

953
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:02,440
Okay, so now that you know

954
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:04,440
That we have this

955
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,440
And you'll die when we're near you

956
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,440
Tell us what's down the hallway

957
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:10,440
He doesn't know, he can't leave that spot

958
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,440
Why do you keep looking down that

959
00:44:12,440 --> 00:44:14,440
Hallway when you tell us that shit

960
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:16,440
Because that's down there is where

961
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:18,440
He's hinting that's where the big ball is

962
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,440
Down there is where you know

963
00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,440
I assume is the big stuff

964
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:24,440
I figure the big thing is going on

965
00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,440
Is down there and he goes I can't leave the spot

966
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:28,440
So I really don't know exactly what's down there

967
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:30,440
But

968
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:32,440
I'm alive, so let's keep me alive

969
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:34,440
Give me free will

970
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:36,440
Like you know Duke said

971
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,440
You know, I thought we were gonna do

972
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:40,440
I'm usually the asshole of the group

973
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:42,440
I don't know what their deal is to do

974
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:44,440
You do tend to gravitate to collect

975
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:46,440
Undead and evil characters, so

976
00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:48,440
You got an undead horse

977
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:50,440
You got a skeleton, you got Glavagul

978
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:52,440
Which is

979
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:54,440
He understands the torment they went through

980
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,440
They look for the dog once and he's a slave

981
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,440
In death, and they're like let's play guinea pig

982
00:44:58,440 --> 00:45:00,440
With him

983
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:02,440
I'm like hey buddy, you want me free

984
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:04,440
And not be locked in

985
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:06,440
Well yeah, I'm just building an army

986
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,440
But it doesn't mean they don't want freedom

987
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:10,440
Okay, so what are we gonna do then?

988
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:12,440
I guess

989
00:45:12,440 --> 00:45:14,440
I guess we're gonna push it through the main door

990
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,440
Without the staff?

991
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:18,440
With the staff, I'm wielding it

992
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,440
But the doors gonna seal when he drops dead

993
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,440
We're walking around him

994
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:24,440
He's in front of the doorway there

995
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:26,440
He's kind of like

996
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:28,440
In the doorway

997
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,440
Yeah, we'll just sheath it

998
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,440
Alright, so you sheath it and you walk past him

999
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:34,440
And you're gonna head down the main hallway?

1000
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:36,440
Yep

1001
00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:38,440
Okay

1002
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,440
You guys make it past him

1003
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:42,440
And you continue down

1004
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:44,440
Into this

1005
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,440
Path, straight forward

1006
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:48,440
There's nothing else, it's just a long straight path

1007
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,440
And then

1008
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:52,440
Let me un-raise my map here so I can see what I'm doing

1009
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,440
Okay, you come into this huge path

1010
00:45:58,440 --> 00:46:00,440
And you see, ahead of you

1011
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,440
Ha ha ha

1012
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:04,440
Big bone

1013
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,440
From our bonus episode of the Adventure Skeletons

1014
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,440
Go join Patreon

1015
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,440
To listen to the episode

1016
00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:12,440
So

1017
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:14,440
Before you, you see this mass

1018
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:16,440
Of skeleton and it's like

1019
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,440
Bones are on the ground, like scattered across the floor

1020
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,440
And you kind of see it

1021
00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:22,440
Like shift and move and there's like a head on top

1022
00:46:22,440 --> 00:46:24,440
And a head on the side

1023
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,440
And they're looking at you and then you see bones start to like

1024
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:28,440
Move off the ground and kind of pull towards it some more

1025
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:30,440
And it's like getting kind of a little bit bigger and bigger

1026
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:32,440
And it looks at you and it goes

1027
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:34,440
You hear like all the voices at once

1028
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:36,440
Kind of talking at the same time

1029
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:38,440
And it's like, what are you doing down here

1030
00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:40,440
And how did you get to

1031
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:42,440
My big bone layer

1032
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,440
Answered your grade school riddles

1033
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:52,440
Oh that hurts

1034
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,440
I know, I heard

1035
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:56,440
He goes

1036
00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:58,440
He like kind of like shifts

1037
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:00,440
And like flips a little bit of the bones onto his back

1038
00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:02,440
And like shifts up and turns and he goes

1039
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:04,440
You want to fight don't you, you

1040
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,440
You want to fight me

1041
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:08,440
And like gets all super pissed off and starts to grow bigger and bigger

1042
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:10,440
He goes, you want all my

1043
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:12,440
Treasure, that's all you care about

1044
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:14,440
It's my treasure and my things, this is my

1045
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:16,440
Tomb, this is big bones layer

1046
00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:18,440
And starts to

1047
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:20,440
Charge at you, like he starts

1048
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:22,440
Running like all of his body weight at you

1049
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:24,440
And you guys need to make a dexterity save

1050
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,440
I almost pity him

1051
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:28,440
He's got an IQ of about 20

1052
00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:30,440
What happens when he reaches fully snakes aura

1053
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:32,440
Oh, natural 20

1054
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,440
I know I did salt as intelligence

1055
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:38,440
I am on the 20

1056
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:40,440
16

1057
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,440
17

1058
00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,440
2017 16 16

1059
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:46,440
2017 16 16

1060
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:48,440
You all come moving out of the way

1061
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:50,440
Even though you see this creature has a lot of speed

1062
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,440
It kind of just moves quick in a real fast

1063
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:54,440
Fashion, straight at you and you guys kind of all

1064
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,440
Expertly jump out of the way

1065
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:58,440
This muffin, you got a natural 20?

1066
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,440
Yeah

1067
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:02,440
I will let you take an attack roll as you dodge

1068
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:04,440
Out of the way to slice at him

1069
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,440
And see what happens

1070
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:08,440
Hell yeah, I would love to do that

1071
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,440
19

1072
00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,440
Plus 5

1073
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:16,440
19 plus 5

1074
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,440
And then it's a 1d4

1075
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,440
Pause

1076
00:48:20,440 --> 00:48:22,440
I'm going to sneeze

1077
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:24,440
Oh

1078
00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:26,440
4 damage

1079
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:28,440
4 damage to the big guy

1080
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:30,440
Sliced his Achilles tendon

1081
00:48:32,440 --> 00:48:34,440
4 damage to him as he runs by you

1082
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:36,440
And you kind of jump and slash and cut at him

1083
00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:38,440
And let's all

1084
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:40,440
Roll initiative

1085
00:48:40,440 --> 00:48:42,440
18

1086
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:46,440
Oh wait, initiative is plus

1087
00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,440
4

1088
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:50,440
18

1089
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:52,440
I actually have a 22

1090
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,440
18 plus 4

1091
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:56,440
5 plus 1 is 6

1092
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:58,440
24

1093
00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:00,440
Okay, let's do this again

1094
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,440
Archie, what was yours?

1095
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,440
24

1096
00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:06,440
Not 245

1097
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:08,440
Do it Crystal

1098
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:10,440
8

1099
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:12,440
Flee stick

1100
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:14,440
6

1101
00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:16,440
And miss muffin

1102
00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:18,440
22

1103
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:20,440
Okay

1104
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:22,440
You've got

1105
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:24,440
Where's the second wave?

1106
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:26,440
16

1107
00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,440
Which is Big Bone, is that 16?

1108
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,440
Where's the second wave?

1109
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:34,440
I'm going to use that step block because that's the line

1110
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:36,440
Okay

1111
00:49:36,440 --> 00:49:38,440
First up would be

1112
00:49:38,440 --> 00:49:40,440
Archie Ortiz

1113
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:42,440
Big Bone is engaged, you know, he ran at you

1114
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:44,440
He charged, he's here to kill, he's ready

1115
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,440
I'm going to hit him with the fist of unbroken air

1116
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:48,440
The fist of unbroken air

1117
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:52,440
Okay, what does that work?

1118
00:49:52,440 --> 00:49:54,440
Does that attack roll and then deck save or something?

1119
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:56,440
Doesn't that like be knock prone

1120
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:58,440
or pushed back for some shit?

1121
00:49:58,440 --> 00:50:00,440
No, that's the

1122
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:02,440
Strength saving throw

1123
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:04,440
I have to make a strength saving throw

1124
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:06,440
And if you fail, you take

1125
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,440
3d10 bludgeoning damage

1126
00:50:08,440 --> 00:50:10,440
plus an extra 1d10 bludgeoning damage

1127
00:50:10,440 --> 00:50:12,440
I don't mind, so

1128
00:50:12,440 --> 00:50:14,440
I'm only going to use 2, so just

1129
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:16,440
If you fail, you take 3d10

1130
00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:18,440
Okay, so deck save?

1131
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:20,440
Is that what you said?

1132
00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:22,440
Strength save

1133
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:24,440
I think it moves them back depending on their size

1134
00:50:24,440 --> 00:50:26,440
He's very big

1135
00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,440
That's a 15 plus 4

1136
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:30,440
No, that's his strength

1137
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,440
on your save

1138
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:34,440
He rolled a 19 for strength

1139
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:36,440
He saved

1140
00:50:36,440 --> 00:50:38,440
He saved

1141
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:40,440
Good thing you said strength instead because

1142
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:42,440
his strength is

1143
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:44,440
Okay, is that it?

1144
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:46,440
Is that all you can do, right?

1145
00:50:46,440 --> 00:50:48,440
Do you have a bonus attack?

1146
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:50,440
Does it do that much on save and half on save

1147
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:52,440
or half on save and that much on normal?

1148
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,440
Sometimes it does half damage

1149
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:56,440
on a save

1150
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:58,440
Oh, on a fail?

1151
00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:00,440
Since he saved, it should be

1152
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:02,440
either half damage or nothing

1153
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:04,440
On a successful save, the creature takes half as much damage

1154
00:51:04,440 --> 00:51:06,440
So you got to roll 3d10

1155
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:08,440
and then half of that

1156
00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:10,440
Go ahead

1157
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:12,440
I ain't scared

1158
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:18,440
9

1159
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:20,440
1

1160
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:22,440
1

1161
00:51:22,440 --> 00:51:24,440
No way

1162
00:51:24,440 --> 00:51:26,440
Okay, so you

1163
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,440
You do this

1164
00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:30,440
You do this

1165
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:32,440
Fist of Unbroken Air and you

1166
00:51:32,440 --> 00:51:34,440
throw this force of

1167
00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:36,440
monk power that you just didn't know

1168
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:38,440
you had in you and it comes out and it hits

1169
00:51:38,440 --> 00:51:40,440
him and did what was it? 11 damage

1170
00:51:40,440 --> 00:51:42,440
total? And you see

1171
00:51:42,440 --> 00:51:44,440
it kind of hit him and just kind of shrug it off for a second

1172
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:46,440
and he takes a lot less

1173
00:51:46,440 --> 00:51:48,440
damage

1174
00:52:04,440 --> 00:52:06,440
So, yeah

1175
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:08,440
You see that it doesn't hurt him too bad

1176
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,440
But you

1177
00:52:10,440 --> 00:52:12,440
discovered your awesomest foot

1178
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:14,440
Told you to do that

1179
00:52:14,440 --> 00:52:16,440
Okay

1180
00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:18,440
Okay

1181
00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:20,440
Next up is Miss Muffin then

1182
00:52:20,440 --> 00:52:22,440
Okay, I have

1183
00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:24,440
bonus actions that says

1184
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:26,440
2 weapon fighting

1185
00:52:26,440 --> 00:52:28,440
So that's my double daggering, right? Yes

1186
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,440
Alright, so I'm going to

1187
00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:32,440
whip out both my daggers and

1188
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:34,440
run up and

1189
00:52:34,440 --> 00:52:36,440
dash back away for safety

1190
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:38,440
Yes? So, wait a minute

1191
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:40,440
Here, hang on

1192
00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:42,440
Okay, but you're going to attack

1193
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:44,440
with both weapons, so that means action and

1194
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:46,440
bonus action? Mm-hmm

1195
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:48,440
So then you're not going to be able to run away

1196
00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:50,440
Because it's bonus action to disengage

1197
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:52,440
I mean you can run away

1198
00:52:52,440 --> 00:52:54,440
but you're going to get a chance of being hit

1199
00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:58,440
Well, one's a sneak attack

1200
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:00,440
and then dash away

1201
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:02,440
So I can just do that

1202
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:04,440
So I can just do that but it's one dagger

1203
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:06,440
You don't have a sneak attack because you don't have advantage

1204
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:08,440
He either has to be like surrounded by us

1205
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:10,440
or you have to sneak on him

1206
00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:12,440
You can make a normal dagger attack

1207
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:14,440
and then not attack with your second one and then

1208
00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:16,440
disengage with a bonus action or you can just

1209
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:18,440
attack him with both and then stand there and hope

1210
00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:20,440
the godly don't poke you up Yeah, no, I don't want to do that

1211
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:22,440
So I'm going to backtrack what I said, I'm going to use

1212
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:24,440
one dagger Okay, you're still

1213
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:26,440
holding your hand, you don't, but

1214
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:28,440
Yeah, but then I can run away So you're going to attack him? Yeah

1215
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:30,440
Okay, roll your attack

1216
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:32,440
I'm going to use my natural 20

1217
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:34,440
Okay, that hits

1218
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:36,440
Do your double damage

1219
00:53:36,440 --> 00:53:38,440
But only one damage now

1220
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:40,440
Roll it twice Oh, I can roll it twice

1221
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:42,440
Three

1222
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:44,440
Three damage

1223
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:46,440
Wowza

1224
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:48,440
You guys are hitting him good

1225
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:50,440
but the damage outcome

1226
00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:52,440
just doesn't look like it's doing great damage

1227
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:54,440
But I'm safely running

1228
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,440
You see that the attack fully does hit

1229
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,440
It doesn't shrug it off quite as much

1230
00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:00,440
Disengage and move

1231
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:02,440
What is it? You got 30

1232
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:04,440
30 left? Is that what it is?

1233
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:06,440
Or you got 30 total?

1234
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:08,440
I got total movement speed 30

1235
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:10,440
So I don't know how that works I'll give it to you

1236
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:12,440
Because he was surrounding, kind of ran

1237
00:54:12,440 --> 00:54:14,440
at you guys and you just jumped out of the way

1238
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:16,440
and turned around and tried to attack

1239
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:18,440
So you're all kind of pretty close up I don't really know how big this room is anyways

1240
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:20,440
It's a big room

1241
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:22,440
You've got a pretty big area

1242
00:54:22,440 --> 00:54:24,440
It's like a huge

1243
00:54:24,440 --> 00:54:26,440
What do you call it?

1244
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:28,440
Kind of like, looks like a tomb temple

1245
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:30,440
like ritual, you know, church room

1246
00:54:30,440 --> 00:54:32,440
He was up by the

1247
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:34,440
top sarcophagus and

1248
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:36,440
charged through the doorway

1249
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:38,440
at you guys into this room, other room

1250
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:40,440
Nice

1251
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:42,440
But

1252
00:54:42,440 --> 00:54:44,440
if that's all you're doing

1253
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:46,440
and running away

1254
00:54:46,440 --> 00:54:48,440
Next is the big bones turn

1255
00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:50,440
Oh snap

1256
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:52,440
So

1257
00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:54,440
He already did it that

1258
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:56,440
So

1259
00:54:56,440 --> 00:54:58,440
So he, you see one of these

1260
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:00,440
skeletons inside of him

1261
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:02,440
Like an arm that's kind of shifting and moving

1262
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:04,440
out and it like comes inside

1263
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:06,440
and it comes back out and it's got an axe in its

1264
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:08,440
hand and it's going to

1265
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:10,440
swing, wait a minute what's his movement

1266
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:12,440
speed here? He's going to be able to make it

1267
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:14,440
to you

1268
00:55:14,440 --> 00:55:16,440
Who?

1269
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:18,440
Wait no, the other two are still

1270
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,440
on him. Okay so he's going to turn to Duke

1271
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:22,440
I forgot, you guys were still

1272
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,440
close to him, yes. Oh snap

1273
00:55:24,440 --> 00:55:26,440
How close are you to Duke?

1274
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:28,440
Yes, yes he turns to you and he goes, you

1275
00:55:28,440 --> 00:55:30,440
fight man, we do this now

1276
00:55:30,440 --> 00:55:32,440
and he swings his axe at you

1277
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:34,440
He gets a... Swing and a miss

1278
00:55:34,440 --> 00:55:36,440
Swing and a miss? Nine plus

1279
00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:38,440
six

1280
00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:40,440
Fifteen? Yeah

1281
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:42,440
On the money, damn

1282
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:44,440
Barely. Okay

1283
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:46,440
I think it's very

1284
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:48,440
One

1285
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:50,440
damage, oh well, well

1286
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:52,440
One plus four damage

1287
00:55:52,440 --> 00:55:54,440
Five damage, slashing

1288
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:56,440
You call it fight bitch? You cut him

1289
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:58,440
And then you

1290
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:00,440
As you say that, you see him come around

1291
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:02,440
and you see like another

1292
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:04,440
one of these bones come out of the other side and it's

1293
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:06,440
like a sharp point

1294
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:08,440
and it comes back for his multi attack and his second

1295
00:56:08,440 --> 00:56:10,440
attack comes swinging through at you

1296
00:56:10,440 --> 00:56:12,440
That is a 17

1297
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:14,440
plus four

1298
00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:16,440
So that will hit, yes

1299
00:56:16,440 --> 00:56:18,440
Okay

1300
00:56:18,440 --> 00:56:20,440
Six, one, damn

1301
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:22,440
You're lucky, two

1302
00:56:22,440 --> 00:56:24,440
So three plus four

1303
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:26,440
Piercing damage as this bone hand

1304
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:28,440
comes out and stabs at you

1305
00:56:28,440 --> 00:56:30,440
Slice and stab, what a jerk

1306
00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:32,440
one! But next up is

1307
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:34,440
Duke Crystal, so ready for

1308
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:36,440
revenge? Yes

1309
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:38,440
Yes

1310
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,440
Alright

1311
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,440
So

1312
00:56:42,440 --> 00:56:44,440
Alright

1313
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:46,440
I think I'll clean it

1314
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:48,440
Okay

1315
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:50,440
Just clarify something

1316
00:56:50,440 --> 00:56:52,440
Whenever I use frenzy

1317
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:54,440
it just turns my bonus action into an

1318
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:56,440
attack action, not

1319
00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:58,440
gives me an extra bonus action

1320
00:56:58,440 --> 00:57:00,440
So what I'm saying is if I use my bonus to

1321
00:57:00,440 --> 00:57:02,440
activate rage, then do frenzy

1322
00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:04,440
it won't give me another bonus till next turn

1323
00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:06,440
for the attack, it just turns

1324
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:08,440
gives me an option to use the bonus

1325
00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:10,440
as an attack, gotcha

1326
00:57:10,440 --> 00:57:12,440
I'll go ahead and rage

1327
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:14,440
Okay

1328
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:16,440
Frenzied rage? Yeah, frenzied rage

1329
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:18,440
And then

1330
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:20,440
It's basically super saiyan

1331
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:22,440
I'll do by uh, yeah

1332
00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:24,440
Super saiyan, do my reckless attack

1333
00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:26,440
with Dark Raid Sword on me

1334
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:28,440
Okay, that's advantage right? Yeah

1335
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:30,440
But I also have disinvited his next

1336
00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:32,440
attack too, so that's the way it goes

1337
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:34,440
For the time being

1338
00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:40,440
You're fucking a deep shit

1339
00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:42,440
That is a crit, first drill, I'm not rolling again

1340
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:44,440
You're rolling so good today

1341
00:57:44,440 --> 00:57:46,440
So with savage attacks on critical hit

1342
00:57:46,440 --> 00:57:48,440
I roll one extra damage die

1343
00:57:48,440 --> 00:57:50,440
plus the double damage

1344
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:52,440
And that is on 46 plus 6

1345
00:57:52,440 --> 00:57:54,440
So

1346
00:57:54,440 --> 00:57:56,440
Let's see, this bounces up to

1347
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:58,440
5, get it

1348
00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:00,440
5, 10

1349
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:02,440
11

1350
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:04,440
4, 15

1351
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:06,440
plus 6, so

1352
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:08,440
19

1353
00:58:08,440 --> 00:58:10,440
And then an extra damage die

1354
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:12,440
So

1355
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:14,440
3, what does that put?

1356
00:58:14,440 --> 00:58:16,440
22, so it was at 19

1357
00:58:16,440 --> 00:58:18,440
19, 22

1358
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:20,440
22, and then

1359
00:58:20,440 --> 00:58:22,440
double that I guess

1360
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:24,440
Because of the crit

1361
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:26,440
You're fucking Dark Raid Sword and

1362
00:58:26,440 --> 00:58:28,440
Ragn Krit and Savage Attacks

1363
00:58:28,440 --> 00:58:30,440
Special Barbarian Bullshit

1364
00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:32,440
11, 12

1365
00:58:32,440 --> 00:58:34,440
plus 6

1366
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:36,440
18 plus the

1367
00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:38,440
22, and then

1368
00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:40,440
Yeah, that should be it

1369
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:42,440
So 4d damage total

1370
00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:46,440
Roll your own damage

1371
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:48,440
Which one was that?

1372
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:50,440
D10? Is he not dead?

1373
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:52,440
I think so, we did

1374
00:58:52,440 --> 00:58:54,440
We can do D10

1375
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:56,440
No, he is not dead

1376
00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:58,440
Hell no, he's not dead

1377
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:00,440
But you can land on 5

1378
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:02,440
On the D10

1379
00:59:02,440 --> 00:59:04,440
So 5 damage to yourself as you feel

1380
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:06,440
The kind of blood drain from you

1381
00:59:06,440 --> 00:59:08,440
Because this thing doesn't really have much blood

1382
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:10,440
No, that's what I was thinking about when I first swung

1383
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:12,440
I was like, he's gonna be pissed if I don't swing this

1384
00:59:12,440 --> 00:59:14,440
And a skeleton

1385
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:16,440
So 5d

1386
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:18,440
So you did a lot of damage

1387
00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:20,440
Just enough damage that I had set

1388
00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:22,440
So as you're

1389
00:59:22,440 --> 00:59:24,440
Coming in with this sword and just hacking

1390
00:59:24,440 --> 00:59:26,440
And breaking bones and it's just shattering

1391
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:28,440
And you know

1392
00:59:28,440 --> 00:59:30,440
Fucking going ham on this thing

1393
00:59:30,440 --> 00:59:32,440
You're seeing pieces of him falling off

1394
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:34,440
And you see some skeletons start to rise

1395
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:36,440
And to jump into the combat

1396
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:38,440
As he sheds off some more

1397
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:40,440
Skeletons

1398
00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:42,440
Oh gross

1399
00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:44,440
Ok, I gotta roll initiative for these two fuckers

1400
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:48,440
Christ

1401
00:59:48,440 --> 00:59:50,440
One, two, three

1402
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:52,440
I'll go with it

1403
00:59:52,440 --> 00:59:54,440
So bad that I'll do it

1404
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:56,440
So we rolled a one for our skeletons

1405
00:59:56,440 --> 00:59:58,440
That have joined the fray

1406
00:59:58,440 --> 01:00:00,440
Because they suck, but

1407
01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:02,440
But Big Bone did take a lot of damage

1408
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:04,440
So

1409
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:06,440
Flea Stick, it is your turn next

1410
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:08,440
Unless Duke, I think you're done right?

1411
01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:10,440
Yeah, that's what I was looking for

1412
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:12,440
How far from them are we?

1413
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:14,440
You are right up on Big Bone

1414
01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:16,440
When he charged and

1415
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:18,440
They've moved

1416
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:20,440
Oh the skeletons?

1417
01:00:20,440 --> 01:00:22,440
He's kind of one fell off to the side

1418
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:24,440
And it's kind of about 10, 15 feet from you

1419
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:26,440
On the other side of Duke Crystal

1420
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:28,440
So can I just hold this

1421
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:30,440
Spear staff out and see if it

1422
01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:32,440
Kills Big Bone

1423
01:00:32,440 --> 01:00:34,440
Yeah, if you pull your staff out

1424
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:36,440
You don't see anything really affect

1425
01:00:36,440 --> 01:00:38,440
Big Bone with it

1426
01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:40,440
It'll hurt him

1427
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:42,440
But it'll work for the ones he's controlling

1428
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:44,440
Remotely

1429
01:00:44,440 --> 01:00:46,440
The skeletons are about 15 feet from you

1430
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:48,440
So if you want to run closer to them

1431
01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:50,440
They're getting their eyes all blue

1432
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:52,440
You see them kind of shifting off

1433
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,440
And glowing up and their eyes start to glow

1434
01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:56,440
Alright, like

1435
01:00:56,440 --> 01:00:58,440
Off board

1436
01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:00,440
Fuck

1437
01:01:00,440 --> 01:01:02,440
I don't have any specs

1438
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:04,440
On this staff, am I just wielding it

1439
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:06,440
Yeah, it's just a normal

1440
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:08,440
It's kind of just a normal staff

1441
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:10,440
It's just a basic staff

1442
01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:12,440
Other than the effect it's giving off

1443
01:01:12,440 --> 01:01:14,440
For damage at least

1444
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:16,440
I guess I will

1445
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:18,440
It's probably about the one head

1446
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:20,440
That have another weapon

1447
01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:22,440
And the other head versus like

1448
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:24,440
The doco and the coxas

1449
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:26,440
Me, I would just stop

1450
01:01:26,440 --> 01:01:28,440
And they'd go straight

1451
01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:30,440
Well, they keep walking around

1452
01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:32,440
Still got your magic too

1453
01:01:32,440 --> 01:01:34,440
You guys are all long rested

1454
01:01:34,440 --> 01:01:36,440
So your spell slots are full

1455
01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:38,440
Well, I'm going to move back

1456
01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:40,440
At least 15 feet

1457
01:01:40,440 --> 01:01:42,440
I'll be careful how I use my head

1458
01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:44,440
And I'm going to

1459
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:46,440
Bless the team

1460
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:48,440
Bless?

1461
01:01:48,440 --> 01:01:50,440
Bless you

1462
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:52,440
Whenever a target makes an attack roll

1463
01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:54,440
Or a saving throw before the spell ends

1464
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:56,440
You can roll a d4 and add the number roll

1465
01:01:56,440 --> 01:01:58,440
To the attack roll

1466
01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:00,440
Or a saving throw

1467
01:02:00,440 --> 01:02:02,440
Is it like you give that to everybody?

1468
01:02:02,440 --> 01:02:04,440
Yes, you select up to like 3 or something

1469
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:06,440
Yeah, okay, fucking A dude

1470
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:08,440
I guess that just happens, right?

1471
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:10,440
So when you make an attack roll or a saving throw

1472
01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:12,440
You can add a d4

1473
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:14,440
To make the number higher

1474
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:16,440
Because he just blessed you all

1475
01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:18,440
It's up to one minute

1476
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:20,440
So what is it?

1477
01:02:20,440 --> 01:02:22,440
Do you get it completely?

1478
01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:24,440
I said for a minute

1479
01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:26,440
So 10 turns

1480
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:28,440
Well, I'd say once you use it that first time

1481
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:30,440
It's done

1482
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:32,440
You have up to 10 turns to use that attack

1483
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:34,440
Each one of us get one use of it

1484
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:36,440
It says you're next

1485
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:38,440
So what does that look like for Fleece Dig?

1486
01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:40,440
How does he

1487
01:02:40,440 --> 01:02:42,440
How does he cast that?

1488
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:44,440
What does this look like for Fleece Dig?

1489
01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:46,440
I pull out my holy water

1490
01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:48,440
And I just

1491
01:02:48,440 --> 01:02:50,440
Oh, that dumpster juice

1492
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:52,440
Yeah, this dumpster juice

1493
01:02:52,440 --> 01:02:54,440
It's like an old dumpster juice

1494
01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:56,440
To everybody, but yeah, you guys get hit with this

1495
01:02:56,440 --> 01:02:58,440
You guys get hit with this

1496
01:02:58,440 --> 01:03:00,440
Kind of stinky

1497
01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:02,440
Yeah, this rumpke sauce that flies and hits you

1498
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:04,440
But as it's hitting you

1499
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:06,440
It's kind of like got this like

1500
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:08,440
This glow to it, you just feel like a little bit of extra

1501
01:03:08,440 --> 01:03:10,440
Power flow into you

1502
01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:12,440
So yeah

1503
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:14,440
Anything else you want to do there?

1504
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:16,440
Do I get any bonus action?

1505
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:20,440
I think all you got is spiritual hammer and healing stuff

1506
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:22,440
Healing word

1507
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:26,440
I don't know why I'm telling you

1508
01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:32,440
Can I

1509
01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:34,440
Am I still able to swap staffs?

1510
01:03:34,440 --> 01:03:36,440
No, I'm just gonna end my turn

1511
01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:38,440
I'm just gonna end my turn

1512
01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:40,440
But I did move far enough back away from them

1513
01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:42,440
That I can kind of watch everybody

1514
01:03:42,440 --> 01:03:44,440
And just kind of watch the field and see what I need to do

1515
01:03:44,440 --> 01:03:46,440
That takes us back to the top of the round

1516
01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:48,440
With Archie Ortiz

1517
01:03:48,440 --> 01:03:50,440
Alrighty then

1518
01:03:50,440 --> 01:03:52,440
I'm gonna

1519
01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:54,440
Take one of these firewalls off my necklace

1520
01:03:54,440 --> 01:03:58,440
And I'm gonna chuck it at Big Bone

1521
01:03:58,440 --> 01:04:00,440
It was said at such a pace

1522
01:04:00,440 --> 01:04:02,440
He does seal the deal

1523
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:04,440
He does seal the deal

1524
01:04:04,440 --> 01:04:06,440
He does three little fuckers

1525
01:04:06,440 --> 01:04:08,440
So make me, what does it say?

1526
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:10,440
I don't remember

1527
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:12,440
It says DC 15

1528
01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:14,440
Okay so

1529
01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:16,440
It's like a 15 foot

1530
01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:18,440
Well good because I moved back like

1531
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:20,440
Deck save?

1532
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:22,440
I was 5 foot away

1533
01:04:22,440 --> 01:04:24,440
I moved back like 20 foot from them

1534
01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:26,440
I think so, deck save

1535
01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:28,440
I mean I guess I'm throwing it at you

1536
01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:30,440
So, do crystal

1537
01:04:30,440 --> 01:04:32,440
Me, you, skeleton

1538
01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:34,440
Everybody third

1539
01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:36,440
Throw me a deck save

1540
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:38,440
I forgot he was out there

1541
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:40,440
Yes, the first fireball fuck up

1542
01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:42,440
Yay

1543
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:44,440
That's not great

1544
01:04:44,440 --> 01:04:46,440
Six

1545
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:48,440
That's not a save

1546
01:04:48,440 --> 01:04:50,440
Plus a d4

1547
01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:52,440
Yeah, you can do a saving throw

1548
01:04:52,440 --> 01:04:54,440
You're welcome

1549
01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:56,440
A seven

1550
01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:58,440
Damn it

1551
01:04:58,440 --> 01:05:00,440
Big Bone and Duke Crystal fail but

1552
01:05:00,440 --> 01:05:02,440
The two skeletons succeed

1553
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:04,440
I'll go with that for sure bro

1554
01:05:04,440 --> 01:05:06,440
So throw me a fireball damage I think

1555
01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:08,440
It's a lot

1556
01:05:08,440 --> 01:05:10,440
I've got potions of healing you'll be fine

1557
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:12,440
I have 29 health

1558
01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:14,440
He's gonna throw like 8d10

1559
01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:16,440
It's only a d6

1560
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:18,440
Plus 3 for one of the fireballs

1561
01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:20,440
No that's wrong

1562
01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:22,440
It's a necklace

1563
01:05:22,440 --> 01:05:24,440
Of little fireballs

1564
01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:26,440
No, it's a third level

1565
01:05:26,440 --> 01:05:28,440
Fireball spell

1566
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:30,440
That is a fireball

1567
01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:32,440
It was

1568
01:05:32,440 --> 01:05:34,440
1d6 of how many

1569
01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:36,440
You got that many

1570
01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:38,440
I think you have like 5 of them

1571
01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:40,440
Yeah I have 5

1572
01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:42,440
They're a third level explosive

1573
01:05:42,440 --> 01:05:44,440
Like 8d10

1574
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:46,440
It's like a necklace of Grenada's

1575
01:05:46,440 --> 01:05:48,440
I did not remember the universe

1576
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:50,440
Fireball is like an arrow of fire

1577
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:52,440
I have a potion I can give you

1578
01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:54,440
Well I have an ability as

1579
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:56,440
A fucking barbarian

1580
01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:58,440
I can come back with one health

1581
01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:00,440
After I go to zero

1582
01:06:00,440 --> 01:06:02,440
So Big Bone, Duke Crystal

1583
01:06:02,440 --> 01:06:04,440
Failed and the skeletons

1584
01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:06,440
Did their thing

1585
01:06:06,440 --> 01:06:08,440
I got danger sets

1586
01:06:08,440 --> 01:06:10,440
You want to do me a justice

1587
01:06:10,440 --> 01:06:12,440
Yes, okay

1588
01:06:12,440 --> 01:06:14,440
I'll let you roll your advantage

1589
01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:16,440
Come on dice gods

1590
01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:18,440
Give me a chance here

1591
01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:20,440
18

1592
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:22,440
I think you remembered

1593
01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:24,440
Okay so that's half as much damage at least

1594
01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:26,440
Yeah, still 8d10

1595
01:06:26,440 --> 01:06:28,440
So 8d6 for fireball damage

1596
01:06:28,440 --> 01:06:30,440
Oh my goodness

1597
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:32,440
Goodness

1598
01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:34,440
Wow

1599
01:06:34,440 --> 01:06:36,440
Are we happy or are we sad

1600
01:06:36,440 --> 01:06:38,440
Another 1

1601
01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:40,440
3

1602
01:06:40,440 --> 01:06:42,440
1

1603
01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:44,440
1

1604
01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:46,440
Carbogods are like

1605
01:06:46,440 --> 01:06:48,440
How many have I rolled now

1606
01:06:48,440 --> 01:06:50,440
That's four or five

1607
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:52,440
I think

1608
01:06:52,440 --> 01:06:54,440
3

1609
01:06:54,440 --> 01:06:56,440
6

1610
01:06:56,440 --> 01:06:58,440
We have like 4 1s and a 3

1611
01:06:58,440 --> 01:07:00,440
We have another 3 I think

1612
01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:02,440
So I have one more

1613
01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:04,440
Two more I think

1614
01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:06,440
Yeah, we're at 17

1615
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:08,440
5

1616
01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:10,440
You better roll a fucking 12

1617
01:07:10,440 --> 01:07:12,440
3

1618
01:07:12,440 --> 01:07:14,440
25 total damage

1619
01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:16,440
We got half of that

1620
01:07:16,440 --> 01:07:18,440
For you

1621
01:07:18,440 --> 01:07:20,440
So you have to round

1622
01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:22,440
12 damage

1623
01:07:22,440 --> 01:07:24,440
So that's

1624
01:07:24,440 --> 01:07:26,440
25 to Big Bone

1625
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:28,440
Though

1626
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:30,440
Was anyone else caught then

1627
01:07:30,440 --> 01:07:32,440
No, just you guys

1628
01:07:32,440 --> 01:07:34,440
I'm going to back

1629
01:07:34,440 --> 01:07:36,440
Just the perfect amount at the end of my turn

1630
01:07:36,440 --> 01:07:38,440
I've been toast

1631
01:07:38,440 --> 01:07:40,440
You're knocking him away

1632
01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:42,440
You're knocking him down

1633
01:07:42,440 --> 01:07:44,440
You're tearing him up

1634
01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:46,440
So let's see here

1635
01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:48,440
These skeletons are fucking dead instantly

1636
01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:50,440
Okay so

1637
01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:52,440
The skeletons are fried from the fire

1638
01:07:52,440 --> 01:07:54,440
Even saving

1639
01:07:54,440 --> 01:07:56,440
They took half damage and it was well over enough to kill them

1640
01:07:56,440 --> 01:07:58,440
So

1641
01:07:58,440 --> 01:08:00,440
Big Bone sees that and kind of lets out a roar

1642
01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:02,440
You see like bones on him like scorched

1643
01:08:02,440 --> 01:08:04,440
And burnt

1644
01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:06,440
Duke Crystal like kind of is burnt

1645
01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:08,440
Shirts like burnt a bit and there's like a hole in it

1646
01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:10,440
It's kind of scorched, his hair is a little fried

1647
01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:12,440
Covered by a gooch pouch

1648
01:08:12,440 --> 01:08:14,440
Covered by a gooch pouch while the flames were coming

1649
01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:16,440
That was the save

1650
01:08:16,440 --> 01:08:18,440
Slow mo dive

1651
01:08:18,440 --> 01:08:20,440
Holding the gooch pouch

1652
01:08:20,440 --> 01:08:22,440
Archie, that was your turn

1653
01:08:22,440 --> 01:08:24,440
Right?

1654
01:08:24,440 --> 01:08:26,440
Miss Muffin, it is your turn

1655
01:08:26,440 --> 01:08:28,440
A lot of shit just happened

1656
01:08:28,440 --> 01:08:30,440
Yeah, a lot

1657
01:08:30,440 --> 01:08:32,440
What do I know she's going to do?

1658
01:08:32,440 --> 01:08:34,440
She'll fucking stab a gigantic skeleton creature

1659
01:08:34,440 --> 01:08:36,440
With a dagger

1660
01:08:36,440 --> 01:08:38,440
A tiny dagger

1661
01:08:38,440 --> 01:08:40,440
No, I'm reading something

1662
01:08:40,440 --> 01:08:42,440
I'm reading something

1663
01:08:42,440 --> 01:08:44,440
Uh oh

1664
01:08:44,440 --> 01:08:46,440
She's so interested in kiddies and not weapons

1665
01:08:46,440 --> 01:08:48,440
She made more gods

1666
01:08:48,440 --> 01:08:50,440
Just as she would have walked into the spheres

1667
01:08:50,440 --> 01:08:52,440
Just as she would have walked into the spheres

1668
01:08:52,440 --> 01:08:54,440
I should have kept walking and stepped on the fucking trap

1669
01:08:54,440 --> 01:08:56,440
Okay

1670
01:08:56,440 --> 01:08:58,440
So

1671
01:08:58,440 --> 01:09:00,440
When he fireballed him

1672
01:09:00,440 --> 01:09:02,440
He leaped away, got some damage

1673
01:09:02,440 --> 01:09:04,440
But now he's far enough back

1674
01:09:04,440 --> 01:09:06,440
Right, that I can pour oil

1675
01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:08,440
And slipperyness

1676
01:09:08,440 --> 01:09:10,440
No, it's not so much like he jumped like 20, 10 feet

1677
01:09:10,440 --> 01:09:12,440
He just kind of like

1678
01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:14,440
I didn't really jump

1679
01:09:14,440 --> 01:09:16,440
I just kind of like shielded by face

1680
01:09:16,440 --> 01:09:18,440
This is a 10 foot

1681
01:09:18,440 --> 01:09:20,440
This is a 10 foot square

1682
01:09:20,440 --> 01:09:22,440
What does that do though?

1683
01:09:22,440 --> 01:09:24,440
It can be poured on the ground

1684
01:09:24,440 --> 01:09:26,440
As an action where it covers 10 foot square

1685
01:09:26,440 --> 01:09:28,440
Duplicating the effect of grease spell

1686
01:09:28,440 --> 01:09:30,440
In the area for 8 hours

1687
01:09:30,440 --> 01:09:32,440
So you can light it on fire or

1688
01:09:32,440 --> 01:09:34,440
Make it also save and not fall down

1689
01:09:34,440 --> 01:09:36,440
If he's out of the way enough I can put a 10 foot

1690
01:09:36,440 --> 01:09:38,440
Square of oil in front of this

1691
01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:40,440
Beast

1692
01:09:40,440 --> 01:09:42,440
Bone beast

1693
01:09:42,440 --> 01:09:44,440
He actually takes up like 10 feet

1694
01:09:44,440 --> 01:09:46,440
So

1695
01:09:46,440 --> 01:09:48,440
I'd say you could pour it pretty much on him

1696
01:09:48,440 --> 01:09:50,440
Throw it in the bottle

1697
01:09:50,440 --> 01:09:52,440
I'm sure it's a glass bottle

1698
01:09:52,440 --> 01:09:54,440
This one can't be thrown

1699
01:09:54,440 --> 01:09:56,440
The other one I had as a kid

1700
01:09:56,440 --> 01:09:58,440
This one doesn't say anything about it being thrown

1701
01:09:58,440 --> 01:10:00,440
The oil flask I had

1702
01:10:00,440 --> 01:10:02,440
Said I could throw it and shatter it

1703
01:10:02,440 --> 01:10:04,440
This one doesn't say anything

1704
01:10:04,440 --> 01:10:06,440
It says oil of slipperyness

1705
01:10:06,440 --> 01:10:08,440
It talks about rubbing it on yourself

1706
01:10:08,440 --> 01:10:10,440
Or a creature for 10 minutes

1707
01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:12,440
To get the effect

1708
01:10:12,440 --> 01:10:14,440
Of freedom of movement spell for 8 hours

1709
01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:16,440
Or pouring it on the ground

1710
01:10:16,440 --> 01:10:18,440
I'd say pour it thrown again

1711
01:10:18,440 --> 01:10:20,440
I guess it's too thick to throw

1712
01:10:20,440 --> 01:10:22,440
It is

1713
01:10:22,440 --> 01:10:24,440
That's why

1714
01:10:24,440 --> 01:10:26,440
If you were to go crouch underneath it

1715
01:10:26,440 --> 01:10:28,440
Slowly pour glasses

1716
01:10:28,440 --> 01:10:30,440
In a container

1717
01:10:30,440 --> 01:10:32,440
Even it's heavy

1718
01:10:32,440 --> 01:10:34,440
You'd have to spend your action

1719
01:10:34,440 --> 01:10:36,440
To pour it under his feet

1720
01:10:36,440 --> 01:10:38,440
What do I roll?

1721
01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:40,440
Just 20?

1722
01:10:40,440 --> 01:10:42,440
Roll me a slide of hand

1723
01:10:42,440 --> 01:10:44,440
A dexterity slide of hand

1724
01:10:44,440 --> 01:10:46,440
A dexterity slide of hand

1725
01:10:46,440 --> 01:10:48,440
To see if you can slide under his feet

1726
01:10:48,440 --> 01:10:50,440
And pour this shit out

1727
01:10:50,440 --> 01:10:52,440
With advantage?

1728
01:10:52,440 --> 01:10:54,440
Don't I have that thing?

1729
01:10:54,440 --> 01:10:56,440
For pick locking

1730
01:10:56,440 --> 01:10:58,440
You mean with his thing?

1731
01:10:58,440 --> 01:11:00,440
You get 1d4 to add to it

1732
01:11:00,440 --> 01:11:02,440
1d4 to add to it?

1733
01:11:02,440 --> 01:11:04,440
8 plus 8

1734
01:11:04,440 --> 01:11:06,440
16

1735
01:11:06,440 --> 01:11:08,440
You were able to slip away as he's fighting

1736
01:11:08,440 --> 01:11:10,440
And crushing with Duke

1737
01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:12,440
You do a little roguely

1738
01:11:12,440 --> 01:11:14,440
Pour it onto the ground

1739
01:11:14,440 --> 01:11:16,440
And you stand up

1740
01:11:16,440 --> 01:11:18,440
What do you do now?

1741
01:11:18,440 --> 01:11:20,440
Are you going to move away from him?

1742
01:11:20,440 --> 01:11:22,440
I'm going to dash away

1743
01:11:22,440 --> 01:11:24,440
Disengage away?

1744
01:11:24,440 --> 01:11:26,440
Disengage and move away

1745
01:11:26,440 --> 01:11:28,440
That way if they light the oil on fire

1746
01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:30,440
I'm getting burned up

1747
01:11:30,440 --> 01:11:32,440
Look at Duke

1748
01:11:32,440 --> 01:11:34,440
He's still on fire

1749
01:11:34,440 --> 01:11:36,440
What are we supposed to do?

1750
01:11:36,440 --> 01:11:38,440
We're going to fucking step on him

1751
01:11:38,440 --> 01:11:40,440
For sure

1752
01:11:40,440 --> 01:11:42,440
Next up is BigBonesTurn

1753
01:11:42,440 --> 01:11:44,440
So he's going to need to make a dex save

1754
01:11:44,440 --> 01:11:46,440
To see if he can not fall

1755
01:11:46,440 --> 01:11:48,440
He's got 28 fucking legs

1756
01:11:48,440 --> 01:11:50,440
Probably 1d4 to fall

1757
01:11:56,440 --> 01:11:58,440
I have a picture of his legs stabbing into the dirt

1758
01:11:58,440 --> 01:12:00,440
Just like fever bones

1759
01:12:00,440 --> 01:12:02,440
I think he'd have much skin

1760
01:12:02,440 --> 01:12:04,440
To be slipping on

1761
01:12:04,440 --> 01:12:06,440
Or shoot bottles

1762
01:12:06,440 --> 01:12:08,440
He's like, oh my bones going to slip

1763
01:12:08,440 --> 01:12:10,440
His bones going to slide right through the big thick coopy

1764
01:12:10,440 --> 01:12:12,440
Or he's going to stick to it and get stuck

1765
01:12:12,440 --> 01:12:14,440
All I know is I was tired of gagging

1766
01:12:14,440 --> 01:12:16,440
That's my last oil of slipperyness too

1767
01:12:16,440 --> 01:12:18,440
I need to take it out of my inventory

1768
01:12:18,440 --> 01:12:20,440
Remove

1769
01:12:20,440 --> 01:12:22,440
Hey

1770
01:12:22,440 --> 01:12:24,440
It just acts like grease

1771
01:12:24,440 --> 01:12:26,440
I think

1772
01:12:26,440 --> 01:12:28,440
When we restart

1773
01:12:28,440 --> 01:12:30,440
For 8 hours

1774
01:12:30,440 --> 01:12:32,440
I also have 50 feet of rope

1775
01:12:32,440 --> 01:12:34,440
So actually

1776
01:12:34,440 --> 01:12:36,440
I did my disengagement

1777
01:12:36,440 --> 01:12:38,440
But I should have

1778
01:12:38,440 --> 01:12:40,440
The rope for when he slips and falls

1779
01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:42,440
And I can tie him up

1780
01:12:42,440 --> 01:12:44,440
You can try to tie up a skeleton

1781
01:12:44,440 --> 01:12:46,440
With a bunch of body parts

1782
01:12:46,440 --> 01:12:48,440
But he does need to make his dex save

1783
01:12:48,440 --> 01:12:50,440
To see if he doesn't fall prone

1784
01:12:50,440 --> 01:12:52,440
I'm not going to do that then

1785
01:12:52,440 --> 01:12:54,440
But I have rope for another time

1786
01:12:54,440 --> 01:12:56,440
Ok

1787
01:12:56,440 --> 01:12:58,440
Well it's Duke up next

1788
01:12:58,440 --> 01:13:00,440
And then FleaSticks

1789
01:13:00,440 --> 01:13:02,440
I'm just going to go ahead and go with this

1790
01:13:02,440 --> 01:13:04,440
I'm going to go ahead and continue until

1791
01:13:04,440 --> 01:13:06,440
Even with him coming back

1792
01:13:06,440 --> 01:13:08,440
Because we still got their turns

1793
01:13:08,440 --> 01:13:10,440
So making his dex save

1794
01:13:10,440 --> 01:13:12,440
It's an 11 plus nothing

1795
01:13:12,440 --> 01:13:14,440
So he fails

1796
01:13:14,440 --> 01:13:16,440
And he falls prone

1797
01:13:16,440 --> 01:13:18,440
Yeah

1798
01:13:18,440 --> 01:13:20,440
That's right

1799
01:13:20,440 --> 01:13:22,440
Duke it's your turn

1800
01:13:22,440 --> 01:13:24,440
So if I had to just lie taxed toward him

1801
01:13:24,440 --> 01:13:26,440
You're welcome

1802
01:13:26,440 --> 01:13:28,440
You're welcome

1803
01:13:28,440 --> 01:13:30,440
Miss Muffin

1804
01:13:30,440 --> 01:13:32,440
Miss Muffin

1805
01:13:32,440 --> 01:13:34,440
I'm going to use my action to drink a potion of greater healing

1806
01:13:34,440 --> 01:13:36,440
Doing the moonwalk

1807
01:13:36,440 --> 01:13:38,440
I'm going to use my action to drink a potion of greater healing

1808
01:13:38,440 --> 01:13:40,440
Which is

1809
01:13:40,440 --> 01:13:42,440
That's a bonus action

1810
01:13:42,440 --> 01:13:44,440
Is it a bonus action?

1811
01:13:44,440 --> 01:13:46,440
Potions are bonus actions I believe

1812
01:13:46,440 --> 01:13:48,440
Yeah I thought so too actually

1813
01:13:48,440 --> 01:13:50,440
Because he's done it like that before FleaSticks

1814
01:13:50,440 --> 01:13:52,440
I think it depends on class

1815
01:13:52,440 --> 01:13:54,440
What is it 4d6

1816
01:13:54,440 --> 01:13:56,440
Or greater

1817
01:13:56,440 --> 01:13:58,440
Greater I think is 4d4 plus

1818
01:13:58,440 --> 01:14:00,440
I think it's greater

1819
01:14:00,440 --> 01:14:02,440
Greater I think is 4d4 plus 4

1820
01:14:02,440 --> 01:14:04,440
Normal is 2d4

1821
01:14:04,440 --> 01:14:06,440
2

1822
01:14:06,440 --> 01:14:08,440
1

1823
01:14:08,440 --> 01:14:10,440
8

1824
01:14:10,440 --> 01:14:12,440
9 plus 4

1825
01:14:12,440 --> 01:14:14,440
13

1826
01:14:14,440 --> 01:14:16,440
13 health back

1827
01:14:16,440 --> 01:14:18,440
Decent

1828
01:14:18,440 --> 01:14:20,440
Decent

1829
01:14:20,440 --> 01:14:22,440
Fucking mint

1830
01:14:22,440 --> 01:14:24,440
It says audio media but you can't see that I'm doing it

1831
01:14:24,440 --> 01:14:26,440
So who

1832
01:14:26,440 --> 01:14:28,440
How's the layout right now

1833
01:14:28,440 --> 01:14:30,440
Dex2 up in his shit

1834
01:14:30,440 --> 01:14:32,440
Archie's kind of back a bit

1835
01:14:32,440 --> 01:14:34,440
Who's kind of doing his thing

1836
01:14:34,440 --> 01:14:36,440
Miss Muffin ran up and fucking

1837
01:14:36,440 --> 01:14:38,440
Ran back about the rest of her movement

1838
01:14:38,440 --> 01:14:40,440
Speed's about 10-15 feet away from him

1839
01:14:40,440 --> 01:14:42,440
And FleaStick is far back

1840
01:14:42,440 --> 01:14:44,440
About 25 feet from you guys

1841
01:14:44,440 --> 01:14:46,440
Is anyone directly

1842
01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:48,440
Across from me on the other side

1843
01:14:48,440 --> 01:14:50,440
No

1844
01:14:50,440 --> 01:14:52,440
It is a wall behind him and a doorway

1845
01:14:52,440 --> 01:14:54,440
I'm hitting it with lightning bolt

1846
01:14:54,440 --> 01:14:56,440
That's DexA right?

1847
01:14:56,440 --> 01:14:58,440
Let's see

1848
01:14:58,440 --> 01:15:00,440
DexA

1849
01:15:00,440 --> 01:15:02,440
I believe that would

1850
01:15:02,440 --> 01:15:04,440
14-15

1851
01:15:04,440 --> 01:15:06,440
17

1852
01:15:06,440 --> 01:15:08,440
That's half

1853
01:15:08,440 --> 01:15:10,440
Which I know is a lot

1854
01:15:10,440 --> 01:15:12,440
8d6

1855
01:15:12,440 --> 01:15:14,440
Fireball

1856
01:15:14,440 --> 01:15:16,440
And lightning

1857
01:15:16,440 --> 01:15:18,440
5

1858
01:15:18,440 --> 01:15:20,440
7

1859
01:15:20,440 --> 01:15:22,440
9

1860
01:15:22,440 --> 01:15:24,440
11

1861
01:15:24,440 --> 01:15:26,440
12

1862
01:15:26,440 --> 01:15:28,440
13

1863
01:15:28,440 --> 01:15:30,440
14

1864
01:15:30,440 --> 01:15:32,440
21

1865
01:15:32,440 --> 01:15:34,440
27

1866
01:15:34,440 --> 01:15:36,440
Half of that

1867
01:15:36,440 --> 01:15:38,440
Half of 27

1868
01:15:38,440 --> 01:15:40,440
Okay

1869
01:15:40,440 --> 01:15:42,440
13

1870
01:15:42,440 --> 01:15:44,440
That's gonna take

1871
01:15:44,440 --> 01:15:46,440
One

1872
01:15:46,440 --> 01:15:48,440
Okay

1873
01:15:48,440 --> 01:15:50,440
He took 13 damage

1874
01:15:50,440 --> 01:15:52,440
So half of that

1875
01:15:52,440 --> 01:15:54,440
Is looking crispy

1876
01:15:54,440 --> 01:15:56,440
The fucker is burnt with flames and burnt with lightning

1877
01:15:56,440 --> 01:15:58,440
But

1878
01:15:58,440 --> 01:16:00,440
Next up is FleaStick's

1879
01:16:00,440 --> 01:16:02,440
Sock Jelly

1880
01:16:02,440 --> 01:16:04,440
Rumpky Juice Thorough Muffin

1881
01:16:04,440 --> 01:16:06,440
I wanna move to where no one's in front of me

1882
01:16:06,440 --> 01:16:08,440
Okay

1883
01:16:08,440 --> 01:16:10,440
Nobody's in front of you currently

1884
01:16:10,440 --> 01:16:12,440
Nobody's in front of me and just a big bone

1885
01:16:12,440 --> 01:16:14,440
Just straight ahead

1886
01:16:14,440 --> 01:16:16,440
Deux on the right of him and Archie and Miss Muffin

1887
01:16:16,440 --> 01:16:18,440
To the left of you

1888
01:16:18,440 --> 01:16:20,440
Alright so I'm gonna hit him with

1889
01:16:20,440 --> 01:16:22,440
Fighting Bolt

1890
01:16:22,440 --> 01:16:24,440
12

1891
01:16:24,440 --> 01:16:26,440
That will not hit

1892
01:16:26,440 --> 01:16:28,440
I'm gonna use inspiration

1893
01:16:28,440 --> 01:16:30,440
Okay yeah you still have yours

1894
01:16:30,440 --> 01:16:32,440
So roll again

1895
01:16:32,440 --> 01:16:34,440
Inspiration gone

1896
01:16:34,440 --> 01:16:36,440
19

1897
01:16:36,440 --> 01:16:38,440
That one will hit

1898
01:16:38,440 --> 01:16:40,440
Is that what I use? My inspiration?

1899
01:16:40,440 --> 01:16:42,440
Hold up

1900
01:16:42,440 --> 01:16:44,440
Oh yeah

1901
01:16:44,440 --> 01:16:46,440
So don't I get bonus anyways?

1902
01:16:46,440 --> 01:16:48,440
That dude is pro so

1903
01:16:48,440 --> 01:16:50,440
He's advantage on a deck save while he's pro'd

1904
01:16:50,440 --> 01:16:52,440
I mean he would just hop up

1905
01:16:52,440 --> 01:16:54,440
For pro'd and just jump the hell out of there

1906
01:16:54,440 --> 01:16:56,440
I forgot all about that

1907
01:16:56,440 --> 01:16:58,440
So I get to keep my relic as inspiration

1908
01:16:58,440 --> 01:17:00,440
Yeah you can go ahead and roll

1909
01:17:00,440 --> 01:17:02,440
Yeah that was advantage

1910
01:17:02,440 --> 01:17:04,440
Yes that was advantage we'll do that

1911
01:17:04,440 --> 01:17:06,440
Damn we forgot all about that

1912
01:17:06,440 --> 01:17:08,440
Alright

1913
01:17:08,440 --> 01:17:10,440
He's already knocked around

1914
01:17:10,440 --> 01:17:12,440
4

1915
01:17:12,440 --> 01:17:14,440
6

1916
01:17:14,440 --> 01:17:16,440
Yeah I remember we had advantage

1917
01:17:16,440 --> 01:17:18,440
Attack with that it just

1918
01:17:18,440 --> 01:17:20,440
Activates I think about

1919
01:17:20,440 --> 01:17:22,440
16 damage

1920
01:17:22,440 --> 01:17:24,440
16 damage? Yeah

1921
01:17:24,440 --> 01:17:26,440
So you cast this bolt

1922
01:17:26,440 --> 01:17:28,440
Of guiding light

1923
01:17:28,440 --> 01:17:30,440
And it flies forward and hits him

1924
01:17:30,440 --> 01:17:32,440
And just kinda like blows a hole through him

1925
01:17:32,440 --> 01:17:34,440
And you see like bones starting to kinda like try to

1926
01:17:34,440 --> 01:17:36,440
Reform and reform then they just kinda like

1927
01:17:36,440 --> 01:17:38,440
Break and shatter and crumble and fall

1928
01:17:38,440 --> 01:17:40,440
To the ground and you hear just like

1929
01:17:40,440 --> 01:17:42,440
This like lowly growl as the life leaves it

1930
01:17:42,440 --> 01:17:44,440
And Big Bone is dead

1931
01:17:44,440 --> 01:17:46,440
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1932
01:17:46,440 --> 01:17:48,440
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1933
01:17:48,440 --> 01:18:16,440
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01:18:16,440 --> 01:18:20,440
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1935
01:18:20,440 --> 01:18:22,440
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1936
01:18:22,440 --> 01:18:24,440
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1937
01:18:24,440 --> 01:18:26,440
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1938
01:18:26,440 --> 01:18:28,440
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1939
01:18:28,440 --> 01:18:34,440
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1940
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