1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,000 Viewer warning, use of violence, profanity, rude humor, and portrayal of drug and alcohol use. 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:22,000 Welcome to Dummies with Dice, a Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast that follows four not-so-average dummies of our world that get caught up in a magical storm and are transported to the world of Dungeons and Dragons, where they must survive and try to find a way back home. 3 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:26,000 Um, we didn't pick order, so whoever wants to go. 4 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:36,000 Hey, I'm Kelli Lee. I play Miss Muffin. She's a crazy cat lady rogue. Fun fact, Miss Muffin's favorite holiday is Halloween, obvi. 5 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:39,000 Okay, alright. 6 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:52,000 Hey everybody, Ryan Tucker here. I play as Police Stick's sock jelly. I'm the hobo trash master cleric of the God Rumpke. I'm a MacGyver of all things trash and garbage. Fun fact, FleaStick wipes back to front. 7 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:55,000 Got the poopy balls. 8 00:00:55,000 --> 00:01:09,000 Hey Nate here. My character is Duke Crystal. He's a 32 year old drug addicted level 4 barbarian of the group. Fun fact about Duke, his favorite Halloween candy is a famous Crystal family recipe of rock candy. 9 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:14,000 Oh my gosh. 10 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:24,000 Hey, I'm Ryan Hart. R1 here. I play Archie Ortiz. Fun fact, this is his sister. 11 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:33,000 Okay, so, Ryan Hart is out, R1. He's gonna be out because he is off working his job like a big man. 12 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:44,000 So we are waiting for him to return, but we're going to continue on without him. And Archie is gonna have his own perhaps mishaps into the story. So, we will see where that goes. 13 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,000 I didn't get a fun fact. 14 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:54,000 My name is Trisston Hayes and I'm the dummy master and the fact for today is that this is a Halloween special!! 15 00:01:54,000 --> 00:02:10,000 There you go. 16 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:18,000 Okay, so where we left off, Duke Crystal had a heartfelt moment with Glabagool about drug dealing and making money. 17 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:30,000 And the other, the crew went to the Tiefling dirt bag in search of restock to see if they had potions of any other sorts. 18 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,000 So, we will start up in Tiefling dirt bag. 19 00:02:33,000 --> 00:02:35,000 I'm gonna roll something. 20 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,000 Okay. 21 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:46,000 So, as you walk in, she says, Oh, my favorite customers. You guys is, where's, where's Duke at? Is he, is he alive? 22 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,000 The one who bought the sword? 23 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:53,000 Did you go in there with them? Because you were still with Glabagool. So, while they were in the store. Yeah. 24 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,000 So, yeah, he's alive. 25 00:02:55,000 --> 00:03:01,000 Okay, okay. I just make it sure because I know he bought the sword and I was just, you know, wanted to make sure it's all good there. 26 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:12,000 And she's like, has like finger guns. She's like, so what can I do for you guys? I'm here to find a sweater for my cat and wondering if you have some hair to fix up my hair. 27 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:18,000 Is Hazel still sitting like on your shoulder? Okay, so she like looks at it and she goes, oh, gags a little bit. 28 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:29,000 And then goes, yeah, I'll get you a sweater for free. And she goes back and comes back and she has like a black perfect sweater and it's got like a little skull on the chest piece and hands it to you. 29 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:34,000 And she goes, so what else did you need? So hair dye. Do you do that around here? 30 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:40,000 Hair dye? Yes, of course we do. And she like flips her hair and you see like a little bit of purple and black in it. It's like obviously dyed black. 31 00:03:40,000 --> 00:03:50,000 And she goes, that will be two gold for one thing of purple dye. Okay, yes. Yeah, we can do that. We can do that. 32 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:53,000 So, yeah, you got that. Okay. 33 00:03:53,000 --> 00:04:01,000 She hands you a little, looks like a potion bottle, but it's like full of a purple dye. She goes, okay, was that all you needed? Yep, thank you. 34 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:10,000 And she looks to you. Yeah, we'll do you about your potions please. Potions, okay. 35 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:20,000 She goes, I have two normal potions of healing. So she goes, that's all we've got restocked for now. How much do you want for those? 36 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:25,000 Yeah, let me look at pricing real quick because I forgot. 37 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:29,000 Give me a good price. I'll do you a favor one of these days. 38 00:04:29,000 --> 00:04:39,000 Yeah, roll a persuasion check. 39 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:44,000 I said I'll suck your tits. I'll suck your tits and who you do. 40 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:49,000 Twelve. Twelve? 41 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:56,000 Okay, she goes, okay, so normally it's 50 gold pieces, but you guys have been pretty cool, so I'll give it to you for 35. 42 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:58,000 Deal. Thank you. 43 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,000 You've got a lot of cool stuff you got in inventory. 44 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:11,000 She goes, we don't have a whole lot more stuff here. Honestly, we haven't restocked. Our roll was pretty good, not very good for restock, but we did get a couple things, so that's about it. 45 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:14,000 Alright, well thank you. You have a good one. 46 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Duke, you're with Glabagool. What do you want to do? Do you like to go meet up with the pack, bring your pal with you, or are you going to do anything else? 47 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:30,000 I'll as well meet up with the rest of the group. 48 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,000 And you're bringing Glabagool along? 49 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Of course. 50 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:40,000 Okay, so Glabagool, as you guys go to walk away, and he goes, so Duke, do I go with you right now? Do I follow? 51 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:42,000 Yeah, you can follow us, buddy. 52 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:49,000 Okay, good, good, good, good. And he just starts like, like, slooping along, but you know, he's slow, so he just sloops along and kind of follows your path. 53 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,000 So you meet up at the front of Tiefling dirt bag with the rest of the crew. 54 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:58,000 I don't know if he slid, or if he just did like the fall forward, like. 55 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:01,000 He can go like, he goes like, squish forward, squish forward. 56 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:13,000 So now, you said that, that sounds really awesome. So yeah, Glabagool, as he starts to walk, he slides forward a bit, and he goes, you know what, actually. 57 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:25,000 And he starts to roll on his face and he like flips and then flips and then flips a couple times and gets out the door, and you like see him stop and like the eyes that are inside there are kind of like spinning and like looping around inside and he goes, maybe Glabagool just slides. 58 00:06:25,000 --> 00:06:33,000 And you guys kind of continue on and then you meet up in the front of Tiefling dirt bag with the rest of the crew. 59 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:42,000 I'm assuming you didn't want to go in Tiefling dirt bag. They told you, I'm sure that flea stick mentions that they only had two potions there unless there's anything else special you want to do in there, talk to the lady or anything. 60 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:47,000 I mean, she ain't gonna be honest about the sword, probably. 61 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:48,000 I know. 62 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:52,000 Well, whatever, I'll go in there, maybe I'll punk her out with Glabagool. 63 00:06:52,000 --> 00:07:01,000 Okay, so you and Glabagool enter Tiefling dirt bag and she turns around and she goes, oh, Duke, you are alive. Your friends told me you were live ass about you. Are you doing okay? What's going on? 64 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,000 Am I not supposed to be alive? 65 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:10,000 Because, oh, I mean, you can be alive. I was just, you know, I just, I know the sword, it probably hurts you, don't it? 66 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:13,000 Oh yeah, you thought it just sucked the soul right out of you, right? 67 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:18,000 Because, well, you seem to be fighting against it pretty well, so you're wielding it pretty good. 68 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:21,000 I mean, yeah, with the guy in that sword, he's a bit of an asshole. 69 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:28,000 Oh yes, yes, he is an asshole, yes, yes. That's why, I mean, that's why I got rid of him. He did not. He was an asshole, yes. True, true. 70 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:30,000 As long as he's giving blood, he seems chill though. 71 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:36,000 And she like looks at you and she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, if you do that, yeah, he's chill. 72 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:45,000 He doesn't like you much. He's really, he's been telling me a lot he wants me to come back and kill you, but luckily he's not in my hand right now, so we're in good shape. 73 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:48,000 So you're like, roll intimidation, actually, roll intimidation. 74 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,000 I have advantage in intimidation. 75 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,000 Yes, you do. 76 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:54,000 Okay. 77 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:57,000 Nine, five, so just a nine, she's got a little bit of a... 78 00:07:57,000 --> 00:08:04,000 Okay, so she like looks at you and she goes, well, you're not holding the sword, so I know that you can think clearly a little better than that thing can. 79 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:09,000 So she goes, all I gotta say is, be careful how much you wield it. 80 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:15,000 Because I don't want you guys to die. I don't want you to die. You guys have been a good help here, so just be careful. 81 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,000 All good, only use it when necessary. 82 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:23,000 Because, good choice, and then kind of like nods you off. Nod you off. 83 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Okay, so is that all you're doing in there then, or anything else? 84 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:33,000 Any other special cursed items you might have willing to sell? 85 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:36,000 Or uncursed, as long as they're special. 86 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,000 Roll a... 87 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,000 This sword. 88 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:47,000 Roll a persuasion, or investigation. 89 00:08:47,000 --> 00:08:52,000 As if you're like kind of investigating into like what she has back there, like if you can see anything. 90 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:56,000 Whichever one you feel like you would be using. 91 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Oh, ten. 92 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:02,000 Ten, okay, so... 93 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:06,000 Let me find my stuff here in a moment. 94 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:10,000 A ten? 95 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:11,000 Yeah, a ten. 96 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:18,000 Okay, so... 97 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:21,000 She brings out a plant. 98 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:26,000 And sits it down and says, this is a deadly nightshade. 99 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:30,000 And it's like a dark black, like looking like flower thing. 100 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 And she goes, it is poisonous. 101 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:35,000 So just be careful with it, but I can sell you this if you want. 102 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:39,000 I've been kind of just keeping it back here because it's like who the hell would want a poisonous plant? 103 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:43,000 But you guys seem like the people that could maybe use a poisonous plant, so... 104 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:47,000 That's all she has that's exotic at the moment, based off your roll. 105 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:51,000 Okay, what's the price of that exotic poisonous plant you got there? 106 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:55,000 She goes, I'll give it to you for 60 gold pieces. 107 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:57,000 That'll be 40. 108 00:09:57,000 --> 00:10:01,000 Persuasion. 109 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,000 Five. 110 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:07,000 She goes, no I can't. I gave a deal on some healing potions to Flea Stick. 111 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:11,000 I thought that would be more helpful, so I can't really drop price on this. 112 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,000 I grabbed the sword handle. 113 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:18,000 Okay, roll interpretation. 114 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:20,000 Oh no, jeez. 115 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:24,000 She goes, Duke, Duke, you're not going to do that. We know that. 116 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:29,000 She goes, okay, I will give you 50 gold pieces for the poisonous plant. 117 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,000 Sold. 118 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:32,000 You now have a deadly nightshade. 119 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,000 You have a mortar and pestle. 120 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:39,000 Yeah, she will give you a mortar and pestle just so you can break down stuff. 121 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:40,000 Okay, good. 122 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:41,000 Yeah. 123 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,000 I'm satisfied. 124 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,000 Okay, so... 125 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,000 There won't be any killing. 126 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:48,000 Can I show off my Dragon Slayer longsword to this lady? 127 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,000 Oh yeah, you can definitely go show her the Dragon Slayer longsword. 128 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,000 I won't show it off. 129 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:58,000 Okay, roll a performance to see how well you can show off how cool this sword is. 130 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:03,000 And talk her into how cool this sword is. 131 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:07,000 Oh no. 132 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,000 Eight. 133 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,000 Eight? 134 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:12,000 She goes, oh cool, you got a sword. 135 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:14,000 What's that? What's that about? 136 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:19,000 I was hoping you could tell me, you know, anything about this here Dragon Slayer longsword? 137 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:21,000 Oh, Dragon Slayer longsword, okay. 138 00:11:21,000 --> 00:11:26,000 She like picks it up, starts like looking at it, and she goes, the words here say Lady Alan Gondar. 139 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:28,000 She goes, I don't know who that is. 140 00:11:28,000 --> 00:11:32,000 She goes, but apparently it looks like she slayed some dragons. 141 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,000 Thank you. 142 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,000 Appreciate it. 143 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:38,000 She goes, but if it used to slay dragons, I'd say it's probably pretty good against dragons. 144 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:40,000 So keep that in mind. 145 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:42,000 And then kind of like nod yawn. 146 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:46,000 So that sounds like there's still dragons around. 147 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,000 I don't know. 148 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:51,000 You guys all done here then? 149 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,000 Continue on. 150 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:54,000 I'm gonna sheath my sword. 151 00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:56,000 Don't walk away gently. 152 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,000 Okay. 153 00:11:57,000 --> 00:12:02,000 She definitely is happy about that based off the encounter with Duke. 154 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:09,000 So as you guys all step outside, even though Ryan is not here, Archie is standing by. 155 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:15,000 And a woman comes up, approaches you guys, and she's like really panicking and looks like pale. 156 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:19,000 And she goes, okay, you guys, please, please. 157 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:25,000 My daughter went to Camp Clearwater and I had a horrible nightmare last night. 158 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:28,000 I had a nightmare that they were all murdered. 159 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:30,000 Everyone was killed and slaughtered in the camp. 160 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:33,000 No one was found alive. 161 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:37,000 Can you please go check it out and see what's going on and try to maybe talk her into leaving? 162 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:42,000 And as she does that, she reaches out and reaches for Archie's hand and grabs his hand. 163 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:46,000 And you see Archie's eyes go like black and kind of roll back. 164 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:49,000 And he goes unresponsive and just falls to the ground. 165 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:51,000 No, Archie! 166 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:57,000 Archie is in a suspended state until he's able to. 167 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,000 And she like jumps back and looks at him. 168 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,000 She goes, I don't know what just happened. 169 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,000 She goes, I don't know what that was. 170 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,000 She goes, I felt it too. 171 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,000 You possessed him. 172 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:08,000 She goes, something dark is at that camp and it's got some kind of connection maybe through my daughter. 173 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,000 And it's connecting to me. 174 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,000 I don't know. 175 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,000 But we need help. 176 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000 She goes, I would go with you, but I... 177 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,000 Oh yeah, you're going. 178 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:23,000 Okay, Kelly, roll intimidation. 179 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000 Kelly, the road. 180 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,000 Eight. 181 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,000 Eight? 182 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,000 She goes, please don't make me go there. 183 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,000 She goes, I will just get you all killed. 184 00:13:29,000 --> 00:13:33,000 I will get killed and that will get anyone nowhere. 185 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,000 You have a connection. 186 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:37,000 You have to go with us. 187 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,000 Roll persuasion. 188 00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,000 That was less intimidating. 189 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:45,000 That was less intimidating. 190 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,000 This is the last one. 191 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:47,000 Seventeen. 192 00:13:47,000 --> 00:13:48,000 Okay. 193 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,000 I'll let you have it. 194 00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:53,000 She goes, okay, you know what? 195 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:57,000 Fine, I will go, but I can tell you now that I will not be of any help. 196 00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:01,000 And then kind of just like lowers her head and proceeds on with you guys wherever you want to go. 197 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,000 It's your own child there. 198 00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:05,000 How do you think you're not going to be of help to find your own child? 199 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,000 Long rest before this? 200 00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,000 You did long rest, yeah. 201 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:10,000 As soon as we go to sleep, she'll sneak out the window. 202 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,000 No, you guys did. 203 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:16,000 You guys long rested before and then went to the store and you went to Glavagul. 204 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:19,000 So, means of travel. 205 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:25,000 You guys have your horse and you've got carriages and whatnot to travel and it will take probably a couple days to get there. 206 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:31,000 I need to do the rolls to see if Glavagul can join with my bones. 207 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,000 Yes. 208 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:37,000 I want to ask Glavagul, does his body dissolve bones? 209 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,000 No, he says no. 210 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:43,000 My body, like the outer edge doesn't dissolve things because then I couldn't even walk through stuff. 211 00:14:43,000 --> 00:14:44,000 I couldn't be standing in a room. 212 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,000 I couldn't be with people. 213 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:48,000 If some bones happen to be in his... 214 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:53,000 He goes, well, if they're inside me for quite a while, they can start to take damage. 215 00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:56,000 But I mean not per se bones. 216 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:58,000 Bones don't really break down as much. 217 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,000 So I would say it's okay. 218 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,000 All right, we'll give it a shot. 219 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:03,000 Okay. 220 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,000 So roll. 221 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,000 I'm sure you'd rather do that than slide the whole way. 222 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:13,000 Roll me. 223 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000 Let's see. 224 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:18,000 I guess I'm going to roll real quick for something. 225 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,000 These stats. 226 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:21,000 Okay. 227 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:23,000 So, yeah. 228 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:29,000 As Glavagul kind of starts to squeeze up into the horse, the horse kind of conjoins and pops out and opens up a bit. 229 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,000 And looks at you for approval, Duke. 230 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000 Like what the hell is going on? 231 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,000 Like you can tell his horse is like just accepting it, but not understanding. 232 00:15:37,000 --> 00:15:46,000 And yeah, Glavagul forms inside of the horse and it just looks like a green inner layer of this bone skeleton horse now. 233 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,000 Is he like sitting like in the bones, like in the ribcage? 234 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,000 Yeah, like he's like... 235 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,000 Just like in it? 236 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,000 Like, yeah. 237 00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,000 All the bone gaps he's just like filling in. 238 00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,000 You got a filled in horse. 239 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:58,000 Hey, damn near looks like a real horse if he wasn't just so fucked up. 240 00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:01,000 He's got like some skin hanging off of his chin. 241 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,000 He's just like bones. 242 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,000 Yeah. 243 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000 Looks good to me. 244 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000 Okay. 245 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,000 So you guys ready to begin your journey then to the Camp Clearwater. 246 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,000 And do do do do do. 247 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000 Here's montage music. 248 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000 You're clapping along. 249 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:19,000 But after...what? 250 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000 Are we just leaving Archie lay there or what? 251 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:22,000 Well, yeah. 252 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000 I mean, unless you guys want to do anything for him. 253 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:31,000 But yeah, you're kind of forgetting the idea that maybe something's connected to this camp that needs to help Archie or... 254 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000 Yeah, the town people know. 255 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:43,000 You guys, yeah, I'll say you guys, you know, you told the town, yeah, got him put up and are going to figure out what the hell's going on to try and figure something out. 256 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,000 So he's safe. 257 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000 And ready to go. 258 00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:52,000 So after having traveled for a few days through the wilderness, your patience is finally rewarded as you turn the bend in a massive wooden sign reading, 259 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,000 Welcome to Camp Clearwater appears. 260 00:16:55,000 --> 00:17:08,000 A simple painting of a lake flanked by trees join the words and a few hundred yards beyond you can see the timbered entrance to the camp with a few cabins lurking in the distance. 261 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:16,000 So you guys kind of saddle up to a bunch of these big camp buildings and get your stuff mounted and get off of them. 262 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000 Mounted? 263 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:19,000 You don't mount it to get off of it. 264 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,000 You dismount. 265 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:24,000 You dismount, yeah, you get off all your stuff and get your gear together. 266 00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:35,000 And as you turn around, you see six young humanoids exit the nearest cabin and they approach and they're all wearing pale yellow tunics with matching short pants, 267 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:39,000 each one with the word camp counselor embroidered over the left breast of the tunic. 268 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,000 A friendly bunch and they all make quick introductions. 269 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:46,000 There's Ned, Jack, Bill, Marcy, Brenda and Alice. 270 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:50,000 Alice is the daughter of the woman who brought you here. 271 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:55,000 And a few seconds later an older man joins you all and he introduces himself as Steve, the camp's owner. 272 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,000 He says, Welcome to Camp Clearwater. 273 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,000 We sure hope you can help us. 274 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:03,000 What do you guys do? 275 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,000 Pause. Did you just say her daughter's right there in front of us? 276 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,000 Yes. 277 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,000 Okay. 278 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:11,000 She's kind of standing behind you guys like, like, oh my God, what the fuck's going on? 279 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,000 Because she's the one in the future? 280 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:16,000 Yeah, she's, she's, yeah, she has, she had a nightmare of all this stuff happening. 281 00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:21,000 Yeah. So now we're like, there's your daughter. We found her. Do you feel better now? 282 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:27,000 She kind of peeks around the corner and sees Alice and she goes, Oh, Alice, you are, you're alive. You guys are alive. 283 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:34,000 Everyone's okay. And you see the Steve kind of like, like jump back like, whoa, one of the parents are here. 284 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:36,000 What are you, what are you doing here? 285 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:41,000 She goes, I had a nightmare that all of the people here were murdered and you see Alice like instantly like frown and she's like, Mom, 286 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:45,000 not this again. And they kind of go back and forth and stuff. 287 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:49,000 And then eventually you see your mom turned back to you guys and say, there's no getting her to leave. 288 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:54,000 I'm, I don't know what I'm doing. I've, they say I've done this before. Maybe I'm just crazy. 289 00:18:54,000 --> 00:19:00,000 And she kind of just starts to get back onto the cottage, the horse that they brought and sit down on it. 290 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,000 Hmm. 291 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,000 But. 292 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:05,000 So we need to stay and like figure it out. 293 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,000 Gaslighting. 294 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:10,000 Gaslighting. 295 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:16,000 So yeah, Steve says, I'm sorry. I don't understand what's happening between Alice and her mother, 296 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:20,000 but I'm hoping you guys can help us because there's places pretty beaten down. 297 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:24,000 We got to get it ready for the kids to come here, you know, in a couple of weeks. 298 00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:28,000 She's like, if you guys are here as the adventurers, we hired to help get the place fixed up. 299 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,000 Would you be willing to help us? 300 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000 Why are a bunch of kids coming here? 301 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:37,000 Because this is Camp Clearwater because this is a, this is a wonderful summer camp for a bunch of kids. 302 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000 Why is she all fucked up? 303 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:43,000 Because, oh, well, some of the buildings are kind of broke down, but we just got to repair some stuff and get it ready for the kids. 304 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:45,000 Why is Alice already here if the kids aren't here? 305 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,000 She's a camp counselor. Camp counselors all are here. 306 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,000 We got Ned, Jack, Bill, Marcy, Brenda, and Alice. 307 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,000 Yeah. 308 00:19:53,000 --> 00:20:01,000 But we hired some adventurers that, four adventurers, but it seems like there's three of you, but to come and fix this place up. 309 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,000 Is that not you guys? 310 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:06,000 How much were you paying? 311 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,000 He goes, oh, we were paying them about a hundred each, gold pieces. 312 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,000 Two hundred. 313 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000 There's mostly volunteers. Two hundred. 314 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,000 Are you the ones who came? Are you the ones we already hired? 315 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,000 Yeah. 316 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,000 Okay, roll persuasion. 317 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:25,000 Or deception, not persuasion, deception. 318 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,000 Now you're just lying to them. 319 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000 I'll roll his insight. 320 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000 Sixteen. 321 00:20:31,000 --> 00:20:38,000 Okay, he goes, okay, maybe there was a miscommunication and maybe I do owe you guys two hundred and you are the people we hired, so okay. 322 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:44,000 Well, the price went up because one of us wasn't able to make it, so it's going to be more work on the three of us. 323 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:46,000 Oh, understandable, understandable. I understand that. 324 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,000 I understand that. 325 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:54,000 So, yeah, then you guys are going to, I guess, pretend to be the actual adventurers that were here to help fix this place up. 326 00:20:54,000 --> 00:21:13,000 So at that point, you have some renovations to do here. 327 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:23,000 To get some investigative clues about what's going on in this place, and this is a good way, I suppose, to kind of look around the area to see what the fuck is going on, 328 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:26,000 because something is weird. 329 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:32,000 So I have a couple different tasks that you all can choose from to do here. 330 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,000 One, you can help Alice transfer supplies. 331 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:41,000 You can help Brenda check all the buildings, make sure they're clear of like animals and such, brochures are filled. 332 00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:44,000 You can help Bill clean the cabins. 333 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:48,000 And you can help Jack fix a hole in a boat. 334 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,000 You can help Marcy take inventory. 335 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:55,000 We can split up and we can do a job together until they're all done. 336 00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:59,000 Globogul clear buildings of animals. 337 00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000 You're going to tell Globogul to help? 338 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,000 I'll tell him to look for anything suspicious. 339 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,000 Okay, so Brenda checked the buildings. 340 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:18,000 So you say that and you see Globogul kind of a, yeah, you see Globogul kind of morph out of the horse and the horse, like, it doesn't have flesh or anything, but you see it like shake. 341 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:22,000 Like it gives like a like a skin just crawled. 342 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:30,000 And she he slips up to Brenda and he says, Hi Brenda Duke told me to help you check all the buildings for animals and stuff. 343 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,000 Are we going to do that? 344 00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:35,000 And she goes, What? Oh my God. Yes. Okay. 345 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:37,000 She goes, We can do that. 346 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:42,000 She goes, But she's like, We're going to check and just see the status of the buildings, make sure they're good. 347 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:48,000 Make sure there's no, you know, animals are tearing the place up and whatnot. So we'll go do that. 348 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:53,000 And I will roll for them later on to see how well they can do. 349 00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,000 Yeah. Okay. So checking all the buildings. 350 00:22:56,000 --> 00:23:00,000 So I'll mark that off one of your tasks because that's already done and none of you are going to waste your time doing that one. 351 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:10,000 So now you have to help Alice transfer supplies, help Bill clean the cabins, help Jack fix a hole in the boat or help Marcy take inventory. 352 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:12,000 How is she transferring supplies? 353 00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,000 Inventory one? By hand. Or what? By hand. 354 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:19,000 Does she have something we could put it in and pull with the horse? 355 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,000 Or pack onto the horse? 356 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:26,000 200 gold coins. Get it done. 357 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:29,000 If they don't find out we're lying. 358 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:32,000 No, you already gave it to them. 359 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:36,000 Wait, what do you want to do? Inventory? Is that what you said? 360 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:39,000 Or are you talking about transfer supplies? 361 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:46,000 Ask her if the one that's transferring supplies, if she's got something we can pack the supplies in, put it on the horse or pull with the horse. 362 00:23:46,000 --> 00:24:03,000 Yeah. So Alice is the one that is transferring supplies and she goes, yeah, she goes and honestly I'm so, excuse my language, I'm so fucking sorry about my mom because she does this all the time, freaks out when I try to leave, freaks out when I do anything. It's just, it happens. 363 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:17,000 Well, I'm going to be like, Alice, Alice, yes, mama bear might be a little too overprotective but bruh, she had that nightmare and when she touched our friend, our friend blacked out. So something weird's going on and you've got to trust your mama. 364 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:34,000 Oh, she goes, oh, wow, something weird did happen. Okay. She goes, that is weird. She goes, okay, so let's, let's, let's kind of finish up our stuff here so we don't leave the owner of the camp like high and dry and then maybe I'll think about leaving. If you know something weird happened to your friend, I don't want that to be on us. 365 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:47,000 But she goes, but yeah, your question, the delivery supplies because yeah we can, but it's, it's a little bit of a haul so we have a cart, but we don't have a horse so if you guys had some kind of horse that would work to do that, that would be great. 366 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000 Talk to Duke Crystal. 367 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,000 She looks over at Duke and she's like, Duke, do you have a horse? 368 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:58,000 I do, but he charges 200. And since he's mine, I charge 200 technically. 369 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:13,000 She's like 200 to use the horse. Okay, well I'm not going to use it then and she goes, she like walks away, and she goes to the cart and she goes it's honestly a pullable cart and I was just thinking the horse would make it easier but we can pull it by hand, especially what there's two of you so 370 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000 Yeah, I'll help her pull it. 371 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:29,000 So, you guys will be going to, you're going to be going to area W2 at the cabin B7 so that's a little bit of a haul different way from where you guys are now. 372 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:32,000 Are we all going at the same time or are you just helping her? 373 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:36,000 I don't want to split up so I prefer if you guys helped and came with us. 374 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:41,000 You can split up if you want to say you do, because you do got it you do are wanting to complete these tasks like 375 00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,000 Ms. Muffin's scared. 376 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:45,000 All the people are split up or helping individuals. 377 00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:59,000 Because I am about to explain. Okay, so, okay, so she also explains to you, she, she says with this rolling cart, we can use it. We can use it but 378 00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:11,000 So it's going to take us about a half hour to pull this thing up around the areas and stuff she's like it is better this way because then we wouldn't have to take multiple trips back and forth and back and forth so this we can just kind of pull it all once there. 379 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:19,000 So it will take you guys about 30 minutes to do that task and so an hour full round, hour and a half to get there, unload, get back. 380 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:23,000 So, if you want to help her do that by yourself you can, if you want to split up. 381 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:28,000 If you guys want to get these tasks done quickly. 382 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000 Help with a boat. 383 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:36,000 I guess me and Alice are on our own. Okay, that's fine. Okay, so, 384 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:41,000 And FleaStick you said you're going to help with a boat, help Jack fix a boat. 385 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:46,000 Okay, so he kind of tells you he's like you guys can meet me down at the dock, or you can FleaStick, if you meet me down at the dock. 386 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,000 One of the bolts has a hole in it, we just need to fix that damn thing. 387 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:58,000 And it'll take you, you take you, it's not far down from the docks where you're at but it'll take you guys probably a couple hours to fix it, but no biggie. 388 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:03,000 So, yeah, you step off that way to start heading to the dock, Duke. 389 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:10,000 So, you're gonna help Marcy take inventory or would you like to help Bill clean the cabins at S4? 390 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:13,000 Clean some of the smaller cabins and stuff. 391 00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:18,000 Okay, so Bill approaches you, Duke, and he goes, you know what, you look like the right man for this job. 392 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:25,000 He goes, recently a pack of hungry bears broke into the cabins and trashed the place and if you, you know, agree to come with me, 393 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:30,000 because I'll take you where it is and we just got to clean up some of the bullshit that they fucked up. 394 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:35,000 And you guys can kind of move on that way. 395 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:46,000 Kelly, Miss Muffin, make me a strength check with advantage. 396 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:51,000 Yes, sir. Okay, mine's minus one, that sucks. 397 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:54,000 Oh, crit. 398 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,000 Crit, are you sure you don't want to roll again to make sure it's better? 399 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:57,000 No. 400 00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:05,000 Okay, so with that, it's gonna go a little better for you, but not 100% better for you, because something's still going to happen. 401 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:12,000 But you do pull that cart and you get all the way to the cabins where you were at and you yank that thing, 402 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:17,000 whereas it would have taken you about 30 minutes to get there, you guys just fucking pulled it. 403 00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:20,000 You hauled that thing up there, so it took you about 15, 20 minutes to get there, 404 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:27,000 but you get there and you guys slam stop when you get to the spot, the cabins, and the wheel breaks off of the cart. 405 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,000 One wheel just kind of falls off. 406 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:32,000 She goes, I knew that damn thing was going to fall off eventually. 407 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:36,000 She goes, we keep having to repair it and fix it and this place is getting just so damn old. 408 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:42,000 She goes, but let's just, let's get the supplies unloaded and then we'll deal with the cart. 409 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:46,000 Okay, so you guys are going to unload supplies and do that. 410 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:57,000 Flee stick. GTA V character swap as we leave her and go to flee stick. 411 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:04,000 You get down there and Jack is down there and he's kind of like beating on, 412 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:12,000 I literally almost said beating on some wood, but he's kind of like hammering onto the boat and doing some cranking 413 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:18,000 and he throws you some carpenter tools and he goes, I need you to get me some planks ready to patch this boat. 414 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:23,000 So you kind of set up on a table there. Do you have proficiency in carpenter tools by chance? 415 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:27,000 I don't think so. How would I check? 416 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:30,000 I think it would be in like features and traits or something. 417 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:33,000 Bonuses and proficiencies, I don't know. I can't remember what it says on there. 418 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000 Cardboard expert. 419 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,000 Yeah, cardboard expert. 420 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,000 Either way, here actually, yeah, you know what, it don't matter. 421 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,000 They don't matter. 422 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:47,000 So even if you're not proficiency in carpenter tools, you look at this and you go, I've built, 423 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:55,000 you know, you've built so many things in alleyways with cardboard and all kinds of stuff. 424 00:29:55,000 --> 00:30:02,000 So I will let you roll advantage, but make me a strength check to roll to see how well you can make these planks for this boat, 425 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:05,000 how fast you can do it. 426 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,000 That's great. Well, 18 plus two, 20. 427 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:12,000 20. Okay. So yeah, you nail it. You get those things ready. 428 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:16,000 So it's been a couple hours, you just kind of like standing and getting this plank ready and getting it broke down, 429 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:24,000 getting it fixed up onto the boat and you successfully patch up that spot. 430 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:29,000 So as he's finishing up, you're finishing up, Jack goes, all right, buddy, I'm going to go head up to some other, 431 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:34,000 some of the smaller cabins, see if Bill needs help cleaning the cabins up there and kind of pat you on the shoulder 432 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:42,000 and says, thanks for your help. And then starts to walk off. And now we're going to flip to Duke Crystal. 433 00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:50,000 You are, oh, you can, if you'd like to. Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, actually flipping back to flee six, 434 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:55,000 actually. Yeah, go ahead. Roll investigation as you're fixing this boat. 435 00:30:55,000 --> 00:31:01,000 Five. Do I get to roll advantage or no? 436 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:08,000 No, unless you're using inspiration. But oh yeah, I forgot to even say that. 437 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:14,000 I'm giving all of you inspiration because up to this moment you have all played your characters true. 438 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:20,000 You know, Duke has wielded some dark shit. He's killed some people out of because he wanted to kill some people. 439 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:27,000 You know, flee stick his shit and been shit and used his magic wisely to his god, Rumpke. 440 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:31,000 And Miss Muffin has roguely assassinated lots of things with her daggers. 441 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:38,000 And so you all will get an inspiration to use for out this. If you want to use it, you can. You don't have to. 442 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:43,000 It will be gone. You only get once. Yeah. Until I give you another one. 443 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,000 OK, you just say I want to roll inspiration. 444 00:31:46,000 --> 00:31:53,000 Like if you roll something and it's a low roll before I say, like if I say that fails, like then you can't be like inspiration. 445 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:58,000 But like if it's a low roll, you're like, I want to use inspiration or before you roll, you can do it. 446 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:06,000 It's just. Basically, it's an advantage. It's rolling with advantage. You roll two and yeah. 447 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:16,000 So before you roll something, if you're like, I need this this role to be good, you can be like, I'm going to use inspiration and just roll advantage basically. 448 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:21,000 So yeah, you kind of don't you don't really know. Yeah, you roll to five, right? Yeah. OK. 449 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:31,000 So yeah, you kind of look around and you think you can see like just like a couple of buildings and stuff like around the area, but nothing like of importance. 450 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:43,000 Duke, you are helping Bill clean the cabins at S4. If you would like to keep track on the map, you're allowed to do that. 451 00:32:43,000 --> 00:33:00,000 OK, so you are at S4. So as you enter the cabins of S4, you see like lots of like overturned tables and, you know, shells are flipped over and things are just righteously tore up. 452 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:05,000 So Bill kind of points around, he goes, well, I guess let's let's get let's get started in this. 453 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:13,000 And Bill, like you can tell he's pissed and he's like, I'm doing this, but I don't want to do this and starts lifting stuff. 454 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:19,000 So you have to make a series of successes in this thing. 455 00:33:19,000 --> 00:33:27,000 You're allowed to make the checks based on what you want to do to fix this place up. So like as in a strength check to like start lifting stuff. Yeah, exactly. 456 00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:34,000 Strength all day. Yeah. So what is it Dukes doing here? That's his strength check. 457 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:40,000 Are there any windows broken? There's like one window is kind of broke. Yeah, it's like broken in the corner of it. 458 00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:56,000 Well, never mind. I'm going to throw any large broken scraps. I'm guessing from tables and cabins out the door. Yeah. OK. Yeah. So make me some strength checks. 459 00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:14,000 13. Yep. That one succeeds. 16. Success. You just keep going. I'll tell you when you're done. 15. Good. Success. 460 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:17,000 21. All right. 461 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:29,000 OK. So yeah, you you effectively lift up all this stuff without further damaging the place at all. You don't break any like more legs off the stuff. You know, you're lifting shelves back up and like they look good. They look new. 462 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:38,000 Looks like it wasn't fucked up by bears. So yeah, it takes you. You come from dust. OK. So each task took you about 30 minutes. 463 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:47,000 So it was like 30 minutes lifting this thing about 30 minutes moving this section of the room, 30 minutes moving this section of room. But since you passed all your checks, you got done in about four hours. 464 00:34:47,000 --> 00:35:00,000 So I was investigating. You want to do investigating? Yeah. You're about to say is there anything else as you are doing this investigation of this place? 465 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:12,000 Flat 10. Flat 10. There is nothing real special about this place. You can definitely tell it was tore up by some bears, but it just looks kind of like a normal small cabin. 466 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:22,000 But there are quite a few other cabins around the area, like in that general area. But let me look at our map here real quick. 467 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:32,000 Yeah, that's one, that's two, that's three. Was there actually bear claws in the place? Yes, it definitely looked like a bear tore this place up. 468 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:47,000 But if that's all. OK. So scene two, the dinner. After you all finish doing your tasks and kind of helped everybody out, everybody's pleased with what's happening. 469 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:53,000 So as you guys kind of get done with your tasks and you all kind of return back to the camp, a bunch of the rest of the counselors say, all right, come on, let's go. 470 00:35:53,000 --> 00:36:05,000 We're going to go to the big large cabin where we all eat down at B4. But we're going to have a dinner around the fire pit and we're going to serve some ground mutton patties and thick bread and some roasted sausages. 471 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:18,000 And it's going to be delicious. And as you guys all kind of start heading back, can you all make me perception checks? Of course. Heading back to the large cabin. 472 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:47,000 You're going to have to check your foods. OK, so, Duke, as you're returning back, you see Flea Stick walking up and he's kind of looking around and you kind of realize that Bill isn't back. 473 00:36:47,000 --> 00:37:01,000 And as you go to that perception check, you realize that Bill is not here. OK, so, yeah, as you guys kind of start sitting down, you're back at you're at the large cabin at B4 and it's the navel of the cabin. 474 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:13,000 So we know which cabin is which. So you guys are sitting down, you're eating, you're doing your thing. And Alice stands up and she goes, where's Bill at? I don't think he ever I don't think he ever showed up. 475 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:26,000 I don't think he's ever been back since you guys left. Should we go investigate? Like go search for him? Yeah. Missing like you think it's actually something bad? No, but you sound worried. 476 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:55,000 I am worried. She goes, I am worried. We yeah, we probably should go look for him. And she kind of looks around for Steve and she goes and trails off to go find Steve and tell him what's happening and that you guys are going to go kind of bring a search party to go find Bill. 477 00:37:55,000 --> 00:38:12,000 So you guys kind of step outside and you're you're you're gathered up Duke, Flea Stick, Miss Nothing, Bill, Alice and a couple other counselors. Looks like one's name is Jack. 478 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:29,000 Jack. Glabagool hasn't returned yet. He's a big boy. He's a big boy. Takes a while to get done. You got to slide around. 479 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:45,000 Yeah, so yeah, Jack and Alice approach and they're like, we'll help you guys. We'll help you guys go look and figure out what's going on because I know this is probably nothing and but I just think it's weird. So we should probably investigate and you guys head out. 480 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:59,000 So now we need to see here. She goes, I think we should split into two groups. Search the north side of the camp and search the south side of the camp. So she goes, they go, wait a minute, Brenda's not here. Is Brenda gone too? 481 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:10,000 And at this time you see Glabagool kind of doing the thing that you said, Duke, you see him like front flipping down like this hill. He's coming real quick and he's going oh, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. 482 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:22,000 And he flips up and he goes, guys, something bad, something got, something got the girl, the girl, something got her and he looks like fucking like terrified. Like he's like this wasn't something normal. 483 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:30,000 And kind of as he says that you see like and jiggling and fear, jiggling and fear. Of course. Yeah, all of it's jiggling. 484 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:40,000 And you see like lightning and stuff crackling and coming around from the trees and a humongous wall of fog like surrounds the entire camp. 485 00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:45,000 And you can tell that there is no escape from Camp Clearwater at this time. 486 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:50,000 And Fogwaldus. Fogwaldus. No. The mist. 487 00:39:50,000 --> 00:40:03,000 Problemsoft is here. Problemsoft, it's a boss wall. So yeah, now you guys have the option to either split with some NPCs to split them with you. 488 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:08,000 Me and Globby. Yeah. So Globagool is back and he says something fucked up is going on. 489 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:14,000 I'm going to say that. That girl was killed by something. I'm going to say I got the horse like hidden and stabled up before. 490 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:22,000 Okay. Out of the way. I don't want him getting hoarded by a bunch of undead or something. Yeah. Okay. 491 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:29,000 Let's keep him out. Let me place him real quick. Not much of a fighter. 492 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:35,000 I mean he could be, but I don't see it when he's a head butt. He's a riding horse. 493 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:44,000 I know. If he's like armored up, maybe. I was getting some horse armor. 494 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:50,000 Alright. So yeah, he's stabled up there at B4. I couldn't get him on the map, but I tried. 495 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:57,000 So yeah, what are you guys going to do? To split up and search? What's your plan here? 496 00:40:57,000 --> 00:41:06,000 So we know that Duke, you were at S4, I believe. Yes. 497 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:12,000 And FleaStick, you were at the docks, but roll me a history check. FleaStick, Soft Jelly. 498 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:16,000 One. One? Not a natural one. Two minus one. 499 00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:20,000 There's nothing that you need to remember of any importance. 500 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:28,000 The trees don't have history. So yeah, what would you guys like to do here? To split your party to go look for some stuff? 501 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:33,000 We don't want to split. I want to split. I don't want to split. 502 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:39,000 I'll roll with Miss Muffin. Miss Muffin and FleaStick, Duke, Guavagul. 503 00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:46,000 So that means I'm going to stick Alice with Miss Muffin and Jack with you and Guavagul. 504 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:50,000 So you're going to have one NPC Jack with you and you guys are going to have one NPC Alice. 505 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:54,000 You bring that goblin one big goop. One big goop. 506 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:58,000 Guavagul kind of turns and he goes, I will always be a gloop. 507 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:06,000 I'm one. And yeah, so as you guys split and start to walk towards, which direction are you guys going to go? 508 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,000 Who wants to search what ends of what areas? 509 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:17,000 I am going to go toward the cave spot. So full against Northwest. 510 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,000 Northwest corner. 511 00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:25,000 You guys do have a map. There's maps obviously all over the camp of the Camp Clearwater. 512 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:27,000 So you guys have maps to navigate. 513 00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:30,000 Posted down the trail. 514 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:34,000 Yeah, you're easily able to do that. 515 00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:41,000 So you guys, Miss Muffin and FleaStick, where would you like to search? 516 00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:47,000 Because there are, you've got small caverns, you've got some of the larger caverns, you've got the docks again. 517 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:51,000 You know of areas that you can search. 518 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000 I think we should go down to the docks. 519 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:06,000 Yeah, we'll check the docks and B1. 520 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:09,000 Okay, so you're going to head down to the docks and you're going to check B1. 521 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,000 South side I guess. 522 00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:16,000 Okay, so I guess you guys kind of navigate for a minute together. 523 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:22,000 Make me some perception checks along the way as you guys navigate your way through. 524 00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:23,000 Make you what? 525 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:24,000 Perception checks. 526 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:28,000 They'll probably be in front because I got Guavagul. 527 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,000 He'll probably slow my movements. 528 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:34,000 Okay, so yeah, then just you two roll perceptions. 529 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,000 17. 530 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,000 13. 531 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:37,000 17? 532 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:47,000 Okay, so as you're walking down, you're looking over at the wall of fog and you're just kind of like feeling so uneasy staring at it. 533 00:43:47,000 --> 00:43:56,000 So you look away and you look towards the docks where you're heading and you see a weird like ghostly shimmer on the edge of the water standing there. 534 00:43:56,000 --> 00:44:00,000 Kind of like looking there, freezing paranoia. 535 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:07,000 Okay, roll me a, what would that be, like a wisdom or constitution save? 536 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:08,000 Con probably. 537 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:11,000 Con because you'd be like paralyzed, you know? 538 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:12,000 You're at the break of a bunch of a block. 539 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:16,000 So make me a con save. 540 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,000 13. 541 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,000 13? 542 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:24,000 Okay, so you are scared visibly, but you are not frozen in paralysis at least, physically in the game. 543 00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:29,000 But now that you brought the mechanic to my mind, look out. 544 00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:42,000 So you see a, like a visage of this woman, or this, yes, this is kind of like outlining of a figure of a person floating out of the water. 545 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:47,000 And it says in a very cold, low voice, you are warned. 546 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,000 You are doomed and tonight nothing will save you. 547 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,000 The land is cursed. 548 00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:58,000 Even now, a killer known only as the Slasher stalks these campgrounds killing any living creature it meets. 549 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:03,000 Unless you find a way to stop the Slasher, it will kill you all. 550 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:11,000 You have to find the pages of my books, the pages that tell you how to destroy this creature, this eldritch whore. 551 00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:15,000 And she kind of looks around in fear as if she's like reliving an ancient moment. 552 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:22,000 You see the ghost get pulled down and shoved into the water and as if she's like fighting for her life being drowned alive into the lake. 553 00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:27,000 I break down in my fear and I'm like, no, you didn't tell us where the pages were. 554 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:32,000 So, that's what you get out of that. 555 00:45:32,000 --> 00:45:35,000 Ha ha ha ha ha. 556 00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:40,000 Yes, we're going to have to find, you guys know that there's a book that can tell you how to destroy this thing, you're going to have to find these pages. 557 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:43,000 You know they're somewhere on this camp scattered around. 558 00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:47,000 Alright, I guess we're going to start in B1 then. 559 00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,000 B1? Where are the docks? 560 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,000 You can still investigate the docks, we haven't really investigated them yet. 561 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:57,000 So, both of you will be doing the investigations. Are you both searching the docks or is one going to B1, one going to the docks? 562 00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,000 No, we're going to stay together. 563 00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,000 Stay together. 564 00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,000 Okay, that's fine. 565 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:05,000 Please, roll investigation or perception, either one of you. 566 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,000 You're scared of the Slasher. 567 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,000 Natural 20, plus 2. 568 00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:11,000 Really? 569 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:15,000 Okay, so what did you get? 570 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:16,000 9. 571 00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:17,000 Okay. 572 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:19,000 5 plus 4. 573 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:27,000 Okay, so as you get here there's a clump of buildings and there's camp boats and there's an anchored little platform. 574 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:34,000 There's a small wooden office submerged by wooden pillars that keeps the supply right there supported. 575 00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:41,000 North of that looks like a little privacy shaft placed over the water to do your business. 576 00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:48,000 There are five more buildings on the western shore of it and there's lots of little empty house buildings. 577 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:51,000 But with a natural 20, Kelly. 578 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:53,000 Ms. Muffin. 579 00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:57,000 Ms. Muffin. 580 00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:05,000 Area 6 of the place you can tell looks more important than the rest of the building there. 581 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,000 CBNA. 582 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:09,000 So 6, you can tell like the south side of it. 583 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:13,000 So I'm like, yo, I'm getting this intuition feeling. 584 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,000 We need to go to 6. 585 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,000 Let's go check her out. 586 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:22,000 You want to go to B, C, or A? 587 00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:24,000 There's three sections of the house. 588 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:25,000 So here's how it will work. 589 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:28,000 You guys approach the building and you would enter in 6A. 590 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:31,000 So you open the door, you knock. 591 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,000 What do you do when you approach the building? 592 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,000 You see this kind of like longer, longer, more pristine building. 593 00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:39,000 Looks like more of a office slash house. 594 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,000 Just open the door straight up. 595 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:43,000 Yeah, you open the door straight up. 596 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:45,000 It's unlocked. 597 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,000 It just opens up. 598 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000 There's no one inside. 599 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:52,000 But as you approach, you see like a kitchen table. 600 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:57,000 Yeah, so you see a little table. 601 00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:00,000 Looks like a doorway to another bedroom. 602 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:06,000 But make me a perception check as you walk through this house. 603 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000 What's the number? 604 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,000 6. 605 00:48:10,000 --> 00:48:13,000 4 plus 2, 6. 606 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,000 4 plus 2, 6. 607 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,000 6, 6. 608 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:18,000 Well, I guess you didn't really need that. 609 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,000 You can see it actually. 610 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,000 It's just there. 611 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,000 So as you open up the back door to the very last room there, 612 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:26,000 you see a trap door on the ground. 613 00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:30,000 Not trap door, but like the foldy open doors to a bedroom. 614 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,000 Yes, that kind of thing. 615 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,000 Cellar door. 616 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,000 Yes, cellar door. 617 00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:35,000 And it is chained and padlocked. 618 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,000 I'm going to pick it. 619 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,000 You're going to pick it? 620 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,000 Do you have thieves tools? 621 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:45,000 I am a rogue and I'm stealthy. 622 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:47,000 I am a rogue. 623 00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:48,000 Let me check. 624 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:50,000 I do have thieves tools. 625 00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,000 Okay. 626 00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,000 Okay. 627 00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:53,000 Yes, you can try to pick it. 628 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:59,000 Make a slight of hand check with advantage because you are proficient with thieves tools. 629 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:01,000 17. 630 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,000 Oh yeah. 631 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,000 Oh yeah. 632 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,000 You padlock it. 633 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,000 You break that padlock. 634 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:11,000 You pick it right off and it pops open. 635 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:13,000 Let's see here. 636 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,000 Yeah. 637 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:22,000 You see a tunnel that leads down deep below the docks into a huge like tunneled cavernous 638 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,000 area filled with water and stuff under the docks. 639 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:26,000 Do we go in it please, Dave? 640 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:27,000 We do. 641 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,000 We do. 642 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,000 Okay. 643 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:34,000 Thanks for listening to our Halloween special 2024 part one. 644 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:43,000 Part two will be out on a regular schedule on Monday, November 4th. 645 00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:49,000 So, you can expect part two to be out there if you want to find the conclusion. 646 00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:54,000 As always, this episode of Dummies with Dice features Kelly Lee as Mismuffin, Nate Chambers 647 00:49:54,000 --> 00:50:00,000 as Duke Crystal, Ryan Hart not as Archie Ortiz, Ryan Tucker as Flea Stick Sock Jelly, 648 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,000 and Tristan Hayes as the DM. 649 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:04,000 The episode is edited and mixed by Tristan Hayes. 650 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:08,000 The artwork for Dummies with Dice created by Al Soenson can be found on Instagram under 651 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:11,000 ARCSI0. 652 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:14,000 The theme song is The Intense Fiddle by Ben Caldera. 653 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:18,000 When it comes to Dummies with Dice, you can find our website on rss.com slash podcast 654 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:21,000 slash Dummies with Dice and on Facebook at Dummies with Dice. 655 00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:26,000 But most importantly, if you want more and exciting things to do with Dummies with Dice, 656 00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:32,000 go to our Patreon at patreon.com slash Dummies with Dice for free or for $3 monthly to gain 657 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:42,000 access to a Discord and bonus content.