1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:11,600 Viewer Warning Use of Violence, Profanity, Rude Humor, and the Portrayal of Drug and 2 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:22,400 Alcohol Use. 3 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:26,880 Welcome to Dummies With Dice a Dungeons & Dragons, actual play podcast that follows four not-so-average 4 00:00:26,880 --> 00:00:30,480 dummies of our world that get caught up in a magical storm and are transported to the 5 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:35,360 world of Dungeons & Dragons where they must survive and try to find a way back home. 6 00:00:35,360 --> 00:00:37,360 Hey y'all, I'm Kelli Lee. 7 00:00:37,360 --> 00:00:38,720 I play Miss Muffin. 8 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:41,840 She's a crazy cat lady rogue. 9 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:47,280 Fun fact, Miss Muffin eats ice cream before bed every night and is missing it so bad in 10 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:48,280 this new world. 11 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:49,280 What up? 12 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:50,280 Nate here. 13 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:51,280 My character is Duke Crystal. 14 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:52,280 He's the 32 year old drug addicted barbarian of the group. 15 00:00:52,280 --> 00:01:00,680 Fun fact about Duke, he has a third nipple. 16 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:02,600 I will not disclose where it's at though. 17 00:01:02,600 --> 00:01:03,600 We're not judging. 18 00:01:03,600 --> 00:01:04,600 We're not judging. 19 00:01:04,600 --> 00:01:05,600 We don't judge that. 20 00:01:05,600 --> 00:01:06,600 Oh Jesus. 21 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:07,600 Um, who thinks Duke? 22 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:08,600 I mean... 23 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:09,600 Do him a curveball. 24 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:10,600 Curveball! 25 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:11,600 Curve nipple. 26 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:12,600 Third nipple. 27 00:01:12,600 --> 00:01:13,600 Third nipple. 28 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:14,600 You done choking Archie? 29 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:15,600 You done choking? 30 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:16,600 I'm not choking 36 00:01:22,600 --> 00:01:25,280 Hey guys, Ryan. 37 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:26,280 R1. 38 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:29,120 I'm playing as Archie Ortiz, the 76 year old MMA gym owner. 39 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:30,920 He's also the monk of the group. 40 00:01:30,920 --> 00:01:34,960 Fun fact about Archie, his favorite genre of music is EDM. 41 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:35,960 Yes! 42 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:38,960 Bum bum bum bum bum. 43 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:41,960 Bum bum bum bum bum. 44 00:01:41,960 --> 00:01:44,960 Bum bum bum bum bum. 45 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:47,960 Bum bum bum bum bum. 46 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:48,960 Bum bum bum bum bum. 47 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:49,960 Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum 48 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:50,960 bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum. 49 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:51,960 He does not feel normal throughout the night. 50 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:52,960 I love party times you have fun party times. 51 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:53,960 Say hi to the horse. 52 00:01:53,960 --> 00:01:54,960 Hey everyone Ryan Tucker here (R2) 53 00:01:54,960 --> 00:01:55,960 Here I play Fleastick Sockjelly, I am the hobo trash master cleric of the god 54 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:56,960 Rumpke. 55 00:01:56,960 --> 00:01:57,960 I am MacGyver of all the things trash and garbage. 56 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:00,200 Fun fact, I poop standing up. 57 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:01,320 That's good. 58 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:05,520 That's even worse than the first one! 59 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:08,240 No one raised him! 60 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:11,240 He also… 61 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:13,880 Wipes back to front. 62 00:02:13,880 --> 00:02:15,120 He also poops outhis penis. 63 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:16,600 shit out his penis and pisses out his ass. 64 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:17,600 Yeah. 65 00:02:17,600 --> 00:02:17,800 Is it like a purely like vertical poop— I poop sadstead. 66 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:19,800 I'm from the strength leg of the stance. 67 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:21,800 I'm from the strength leg of the stance. 68 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:23,800 Straight standing on the strength leg. 69 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,800 Straight down. 70 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,800 You have shit on your leg. I know. 71 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,800 I noticed he's sitting down because he gets drunk. 72 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,800 He gets into a sumo stance. 73 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,800 Oh god. 74 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:35,800 Splatsch just hit the back of his ass. 75 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,800 What's my name? I've forgotten. 76 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:41,800 My name is Trisston Hayes and I am the Dummy Master. 77 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:44,800 And my fun fact is, oh this goes well, 78 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:48,800 the largest piece of fossilized dinosaur poo discovered is 79 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:50,800 Flea Sticks Alleyway. No. 80 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:54,800 The largest piece of fossilized dinosaur poo discovered 81 00:02:54,800 --> 00:02:58,800 is over 30 centimeters long and over 2 liters in volume. 82 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:00,800 Damn, the whole 2 liters. 83 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,800 How did they know it was a dinosaur poo? 84 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:04,800 Well I was hoping it was not a man's poo. 85 00:03:04,800 --> 00:03:06,800 Because what else is there to push that out of? 86 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:08,800 Giant nickname. 87 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:28,800 The first humans. 88 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,800 I want it to be dead. 89 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:32,800 I'm not going to play. 90 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:36,800 So Tunnel Collapses on Hazel the kitty. 91 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:40,800 The tunnel looks to be soft dirt. 92 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:44,800 You can dig it out if you want to give a strength check. 93 00:03:44,800 --> 00:03:46,800 I want to. 94 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:48,800 I have no strength though. 95 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:50,800 I'm pretty sure my strength is minus 1. 96 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:52,800 Let me double check that. 97 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,800 Is anyone helping her do this? 98 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:56,800 I can help her. 99 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:58,800 15 minus 1, 14 is a strength check. 100 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,800 Let me dig out my baby girl. 101 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,800 You dig her out enough to where you can pull her through, 102 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,800 but the tunnel is filled with soft dirt. 103 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:06,800 I pulled her through, is she okay? 104 00:04:06,800 --> 00:04:08,800 Yes, she's okay. 105 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:10,800 It was a matter of suffocation. 106 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,800 I'm never using her again, Duke Crystal. 107 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:14,800 She is a little scraped up, a little hurt Paul. 108 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:16,800 She's all covered in dirt. 109 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:18,800 The cat found the trap. 110 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:20,800 Good work. 111 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:22,800 That happens. 112 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:24,800 The tunnel is collapsed with soft dirt. 113 00:04:24,800 --> 00:04:26,800 There were 2 circles of dirt. 114 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:38,800 I believe Duke Crystal was planning to search one, correct? 115 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,800 Yes, the one on the left side of the room. 116 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,800 For his perspective. 117 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:44,800 The east one. 118 00:04:44,800 --> 00:04:46,800 This room. 119 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,800 Give me a strength check. 120 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:58,800 Pull this thing off the lid. 121 00:04:58,800 --> 00:05:02,800 16 on the left? 122 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:04,800 Yes. 123 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:08,800 As you get a grip under the lid of the sarcophagus, 124 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:16,800 you lift and you feel it break free. 125 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:20,800 You open the door and a cloud of poison shoots out into the room. 126 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:24,800 It fills a 10 foot room. 127 00:05:24,800 --> 00:05:26,800 Everybody make me a dexterity saving throw. 128 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:28,800 DC 15. 129 00:05:28,800 --> 00:05:30,800 I'm good though, I'm poison resistant. 130 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:32,800 I think you're advantage. 131 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:36,800 You can make an advantage not to be poisoned or something like that. 132 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,800 Unless it says immune. 133 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:40,800 Everybody in the room. 134 00:05:40,800 --> 00:05:42,800 I have advantage on... 135 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:44,800 I already rolled a banner on the first time. 136 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:46,800 You get advantage against poison. 137 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,800 You get to roll twice to see if it... 138 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:54,800 I have advantage on deck saves that I can see while not blinded, deaf, and or incapacitated. 139 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:58,800 Technically, could I see the poison spraying out? 140 00:05:58,800 --> 00:06:00,800 As it comes out? 141 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,800 Are you looking at it? 142 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:04,800 Yes, because you're looking straight into it. 143 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,800 You see the fizzle and the shoot. 144 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:08,800 I should have advantage on the deck save. 145 00:06:08,800 --> 00:06:10,800 Go ahead. 146 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,800 Cool. 147 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,800 I got a 14. 148 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:18,800 I got an advantage. 149 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,800 11. 150 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,800 Still not great. 151 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:26,800 Dexterity saving throws for you two. 152 00:06:26,800 --> 00:06:30,800 I will concur what happens towards the end. 153 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:32,800 9. 154 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:34,800 9? 155 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:36,800 What did you get? 156 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:38,800 9. 157 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:40,800 10 plus 1. 158 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,800 Everybody fails. 159 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:44,800 We're going to take some damage here. 160 00:06:44,800 --> 00:06:46,800 Pause. 161 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:48,800 Queef. 162 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:50,800 Why? 163 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:52,800 Because you just said I got 9. 164 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:54,800 Well, 10 plus 1. 165 00:06:54,800 --> 00:06:56,800 I said 9 plus 1. 10. 166 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:58,800 If I said 10 plus 1, I was on exit. 167 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:00,800 10. 168 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:02,800 Okay, so... 169 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:04,800 3, 2, 2. 170 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:08,800 Okay, so 3, 2, 2. 171 00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:10,800 2, 2. 172 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,800 That's what you take. 173 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,800 All of you. 174 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:16,800 Give us a deck save for Hazelnut. 175 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:18,800 Hazelnut. 176 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:20,800 Trip fail. 177 00:07:20,800 --> 00:07:22,800 Are you serious? 178 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:24,800 Why would you do that to me? 179 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:26,800 Do cat dimension it. 180 00:07:26,800 --> 00:07:30,800 Okay, so you all are getting hit with hard poison gas 181 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:32,800 and start flowing out of the room 182 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:34,800 and begin to get away from the cloud. 183 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:38,800 And Miss Muffin, you take off running with Hazel 184 00:07:38,800 --> 00:07:40,800 after you just pulled her out of the dirt. 185 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:44,800 You run around the corner and you look down and she's very green. 186 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:46,800 Oh my god. 187 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:48,800 Make a medicine check. 188 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:50,800 Hazel? 189 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,800 9? 190 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:56,800 You give her a little bit of a pat and some smack around 191 00:07:56,800 --> 00:08:00,800 and you can see life breathing, but she is not moving and she's weak. 192 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:02,800 What do I do? 193 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:04,800 I take her to somebody who can help with poison. 194 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:08,800 But she is definitely hurt and down for the count. 195 00:08:08,800 --> 00:08:10,800 For the time being. 196 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:12,800 Will she be... 197 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:14,800 There's like a cat. 198 00:08:14,800 --> 00:08:16,800 Open the room, start popping. 199 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:18,800 I'll kill myself. 200 00:08:18,800 --> 00:08:20,800 Round 1. 201 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,800 I'm going to go over and open the other one. 202 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:24,800 Because I don't bug around. 203 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:26,800 Let's see. 204 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:28,800 Do I have stone? 205 00:08:28,800 --> 00:08:30,800 Wait, wait. 206 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:32,800 Crystal has healing potions. 207 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:34,800 Can they be used on my cat? 208 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,800 She is poison. 209 00:08:36,800 --> 00:08:38,800 What about my spiritual fan I have flying around? 210 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:40,800 I didn't blow the gas in the different direction. 211 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:44,800 No, the gas dissipates after it shoots out in the area. 212 00:08:44,800 --> 00:08:46,800 So the room is cleared now. 213 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:48,800 You can try to open the other sarcophagus if you'd like. 214 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:50,800 You're going to open the sarcophagus? 215 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:52,800 May as well everyone else just not stand there when I do this. 216 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,800 Strength check. 217 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:56,800 I'm holding my breath. 218 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:58,800 I have my helmet on. 219 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:00,800 21? 220 00:09:00,800 --> 00:09:02,800 You pop the lid right off and a pot of acid sprays out. 221 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:04,800 Dope. 222 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:06,800 Advantage on the save. 223 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,800 Yes, next 30 save. 224 00:09:08,800 --> 00:09:10,800 So... 225 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:12,800 13. 226 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:14,800 13? 227 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:16,800 I got an 11 last time. 228 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:18,800 Well, yeah, still fails. 229 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,800 4, 230 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:22,800 1, 231 00:09:22,800 --> 00:09:24,800 and 1. 232 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:26,800 6. 233 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:28,800 I stayed out of the room while he... 234 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:30,800 Was there anything in them? 235 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,800 You know what? 236 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:34,800 Let me roll. 237 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:36,800 Can I search the empty sarcophagus now? 238 00:09:36,800 --> 00:09:38,800 You find 150 gold pieces. 239 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:40,800 I'll say between both of them. 240 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:42,800 There's 150 in between both. 241 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:44,800 What else is in there? 242 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:48,800 Just two sarcophaguses and that sarcophagi. 243 00:09:48,800 --> 00:09:50,800 Why do I keep changing every time I say the name? 244 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:52,800 And the tunnel that collapsed. 245 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,800 And the remnants of Hazel's last breath. 246 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,800 What? 247 00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:58,800 I said I want to go through that tunnel. 248 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,800 You want to go through the tunnel? 249 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,800 I said I wonder what's through it. 250 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:04,800 I don't know. 251 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:06,800 You can try to dig your way through it if you'd like, 252 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:08,800 but that could end in consequences. 253 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:10,800 I don't want to cave in again. 254 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:12,800 I have animal handling wisdom, 255 00:10:12,800 --> 00:10:14,800 so shouldn't I be able to roll and find out if I can help her? 256 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:16,800 She's desperate. 257 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:18,800 Yes. 258 00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,800 Help? 259 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,800 I think it's more so the problem is 260 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:24,800 she's a quick fail on a poison attack. 261 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:26,800 Like an acid. 262 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,800 She's burnt up with acid. 263 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:30,800 She needs some specialized healing 264 00:10:30,800 --> 00:10:32,800 to get her back to normal. 265 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:34,800 Was it acid or poison? 266 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,800 Acid. 267 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,800 Her fur is gone. 268 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:40,800 I said poison cloud. 269 00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:42,800 I meant like it sprays like a cloud of acid. 270 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:44,800 But I have animal handling skills, 271 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,800 so can I not heal her? 272 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,800 That will not stop the fact that the acid has eviscerated her body. 273 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,800 She is breathing, 274 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,800 but she is definitely incapacitated. 275 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:54,800 As you would say, like down. 276 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,800 Just shake her around real aggressive. 277 00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,800 Let me grab a hold of her. 278 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:00,800 She's alright. 279 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:02,800 Can I try and feed her a can of soda? 280 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,800 She ain't going to eat. 281 00:11:04,800 --> 00:11:06,800 She's basically down. 282 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,800 That's what I'm taking her as right now. 283 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,800 She's not fully dead, but if you don't get her help eventually, 284 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,800 they might have to care. 285 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:14,800 I know! I want to get her help right now. 286 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,800 You better find people. 287 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:18,800 The only thing you know is 288 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,800 a normal potion will do it. 289 00:11:20,800 --> 00:11:22,800 It won't? 290 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:24,800 No. 291 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:26,800 I guess I can use a spell slot. 292 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,800 This is crit fail damage of acid. 293 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,800 Can he use a spell slot? 294 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,800 Healer with the spell? 295 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,800 For the cat? 296 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,800 Don't do it. 297 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:38,800 I would say 298 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:40,800 if you want to use a spell slot on the cat, 299 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,800 I will let you use cure wounds 300 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,800 or like lesser restoration. 301 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,800 Please do that! 302 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,800 Use Siphon Life. 303 00:11:48,800 --> 00:11:50,800 Or 304 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:52,800 I have the one that just makes it stand up. 305 00:11:52,800 --> 00:11:54,800 That's Spare the Dying. 306 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,800 That makes it where they don't have to make death saves 307 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,800 and they'll be stable. 308 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,800 Instead of just dying and dying 309 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,800 or rolling and failing. 310 00:12:02,800 --> 00:12:04,800 Or there's somebody maybe 311 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:06,800 at the cave in that could help. 312 00:12:06,800 --> 00:12:08,800 But Spare the Dying is free. 313 00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,800 Right? 314 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,800 Yes, that's a cantrip. 315 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,800 So I can just like 316 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,800 make her stable. 317 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,800 You can make her stable to where you know she won't die 318 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:20,800 until you get her help but she will still be fucked up. 319 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,800 Are you happy with that? 320 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:24,800 I'll use that. 321 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:26,800 So she crit fails again. 322 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,800 Flee stick, yeah. 323 00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,800 Spare the Dying 324 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:32,800 to keep Hazel from 325 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,800 actually completely dying. 326 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:36,800 Thank you so much! 327 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:38,800 But she's still very injured and very incapacitated. 328 00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,800 Now Kelly can only one hand. 329 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,800 Yeah, you gotta carry your Gat now. 330 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,800 Archie and Duke Crystal are asking for death. 331 00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,800 Do you want me to put him in my poncho bag? 332 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,800 In my bag? 333 00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,800 I'll carry him. 334 00:12:50,800 --> 00:12:52,800 I'm gonna keep him on me. 335 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:54,800 She'll be safe with me. 336 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:56,800 Okay, so now what would you guys like to do? 337 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:58,800 Well, there would be 338 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:00,800 some high place except some gold and acid. 339 00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:02,800 I need to heal. 340 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,800 If you... 341 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:06,800 Are we all like hideously 342 00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:08,800 scarred now? 343 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:10,800 We always have been. 344 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,800 I will say 345 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:14,800 as far as you can tell from the other 346 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,800 halls, like 347 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,800 if you were to go down the west passage 348 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,800 you can tell that it seems to be about the same 349 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,800 as this room. There's a couple 350 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,800 sarcophagi. 351 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,800 Don't open them, Duke Crystal. 352 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:28,800 There may be stuff... 353 00:13:28,800 --> 00:13:30,800 I'm sorry. Don't! 354 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,800 It looks like almost the same room but just with a little more sarcophagi. 355 00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:34,800 I'm not going in the rooms he's going in. 356 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,800 Well, let's hit the one that doesn't look 357 00:13:36,800 --> 00:13:38,800 identical to this one. 358 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,800 The south path? Sure. 359 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:42,800 Let's see what it's all about. 360 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:44,800 So, as you 361 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:46,800 walk down this path 362 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,800 you come into a small room and you see 363 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,800 bones scattered all across 364 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,800 the ground. 365 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,800 Who's the first person to walk into this room? 366 00:13:56,800 --> 00:13:58,800 Oh, me. 367 00:13:58,800 --> 00:14:00,800 Okay, Duke. 368 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,800 As you enter the room 369 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,800 you see the bones start to 370 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,800 shift and 371 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,800 morph and pull together 372 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,800 and it forms a 373 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,800 skeleton horse. 374 00:14:12,800 --> 00:14:14,800 This horse kind of just 375 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:16,800 looks at you and doesn't attack 376 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:18,800 but it's looking curiously at you guys. 377 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,800 It wants him to take him out. 378 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:22,800 I shake my hand out. 379 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,800 You see the 380 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,800 crinkle of the bones 381 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,800 on its nose where its skin and flesh 382 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,800 used to be and it kind of crinkles 383 00:14:30,800 --> 00:14:32,800 up and you see it almost kneel 384 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,800 down as if it wants you to climb on it. 385 00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:36,800 Oh my god. 386 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,800 Sure. 387 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,800 As you come up to hop on it 388 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,800 you realize the ceiling is not very high 389 00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:44,800 for climbing and riding a horse in this place. 390 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:46,800 So the horse is almost bowing 391 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,800 to you and looks at you and is like 392 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,800 okay and then stands back up but you see the bones 393 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,800 shift and morph and get smaller into 394 00:14:52,800 --> 00:14:54,800 a smaller horse 395 00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:56,800 that shrinks down 396 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:58,800 and it starts to move with you guys. 397 00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,800 You got a transformer. 398 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,800 You got a skeleton horse. 399 00:15:02,800 --> 00:15:04,800 An undead skeleton horse that can shift its size 400 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,800 a little bit smaller and a little bit bigger. 401 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,800 Bones. 402 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,800 Bones. 403 00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:12,800 Bones the horse. 404 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:14,800 Just make sure they don't lay down for one 405 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,800 cruise at a time. 406 00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,800 I say as you look you see 407 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,800 pieces of like stomachy flesh 408 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,800 hanging out on the bottom of it. 409 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:24,800 He just looks at you like 410 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,800 don't even notice. 411 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:28,800 Yeah so 412 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,800 that is mostly I think it for 413 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:32,800 Dragon Barrow down there. 414 00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,800 The tombs that you've discovered. 415 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:36,800 You don't see any more paths that 416 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,800 period out. Oh well you do see the exit 417 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,800 of the tunnel that collapsed 418 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:42,800 inside that room. 419 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,800 So. 420 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,800 You can't touch 421 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:48,800 the whole thing. 422 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,800 You guys make your way back to the spiral stairs 423 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:52,800 to head out and 424 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:54,800 you can't touch the whole thing. 425 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,800 You can't make your way back to the spiral stairs to head 426 00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,800 out of this place or anything else you want to do in here? 427 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,800 Oh I want to go get help. 428 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,800 We need to go rest up. 429 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,800 I need to go get potions. 430 00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:06,800 The horse is allowed. 431 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,800 My horse out of this. 432 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:12,800 Take. 433 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:14,800 Oh yeah you get to the spiral stairs 434 00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,800 and then the horse still looks at it and is like 435 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,800 you just see him like crinkle his bones up 436 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:20,800 and like start going up this like five foot wide 437 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,800 like little tight spiral 438 00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:28,080 stair to walk up to the top and then you guys find yourselves back on top of the 439 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:33,280 30 foot hilltop with the big spikes of the bones looking stuff on top where you 440 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:38,880 secret entrance was. That has to be uncomfortable without a saddle. 441 00:16:39,240 --> 00:16:42,640 There's penetration happening. 442 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:46,640 You better not get a gallagoy. 443 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,640 We'll have to get him a saddle. 444 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,640 My gooch pouch is protecting me. 445 00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:56,640 Okay, so as you guys climb back out the top of the secret entrance, you're all kind of doing 446 00:16:56,640 --> 00:17:00,400 your thing. You know, Duke's kind of looking over his new horse, Mismuffin, you're handling 447 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:06,640 Hazel, and then you feel like your wrist, the spiked collar that was given to you by Lilith Darko, 448 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:10,640 it starts to like kind of vibrate and glow. I guess if it's a cell phone ringing. 449 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:14,640 I scream, I've always been terrified, what the fuck is it? 450 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:20,640 So you do? Are you going to answer it? Like anything to it? I don't even know what you just said. 451 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,640 I've always been terrified of it, what the fuck is it doing? 452 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:26,640 You can tell that it looks like a cell phone. It's ringing. Like somebody's on the other end. 453 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,640 Hello? 454 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:30,640 Hello? 455 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:34,640 You hear Lilith Darko's voice. She goes, where the fuck are you guys? 456 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:36,640 Is it you I'm looking for? 457 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:40,640 I don't remember what I say. 458 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,640 None of your fucking business. 459 00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,640 Where are you, Lilith? 460 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:50,640 I'm in Darkhaven, where we just got attacked by the orcs that you guys slaughtered in the street, 461 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:56,640 and then left to go do whatever you did, and then never came back. What's going on? 462 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:00,640 Stuff. 463 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,640 Tell me what to say, friends. 464 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,640 We're adventurers. 465 00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,640 Alright, I got this. 466 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:10,640 Obviously we went on an adventure, Lilith. 467 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,640 An adventure. You went on an adventure. 468 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,640 So are you going to come back? 469 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:16,640 Are you guys okay? What's happening? 470 00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:22,640 No, we're not okay. And yeah, we're coming back, and I need someone to save my cat. 471 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:26,640 Your cat? What? Chicken? Is that what you're talking about? 472 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:33,640 Oh, you mean the pet thing that you carried around. Okay, yes. Oh, yeah. Okay. You need someone to take care of it? 473 00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:37,640 I need someone to take care of her. She's dying. 474 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,640 Who'll take care of it? 475 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:44,640 Who'll take care of it? Okay, so you need help with your cat? 476 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,640 Yes, please. 477 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:53,640 Okay, well, if you guys come back, and we need to talk, and I will see what I can do for your cat. See if we can help with it. 478 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:54,640 Good deal. 479 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,640 What's wrong with the cat? What happened? 480 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:58,640 She was acid sprayed, poisoned. 481 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:00,640 Acid sprayed, poisoned. 482 00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:07,640 Okay, we'll see what we can do for that. And then you feel the energy from the bracelet kind of fade off. 483 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:11,640 Guys, did you guys hear that? Is this real? Did that just happen? 484 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:14,640 Are you guys going to head back to Dark Haven? 485 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:16,640 Yeah, we have to. 486 00:19:16,640 --> 00:19:18,640 Isn't that like a fucking hole? 487 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:21,640 You guys didn't venture too far away from Dark Haven. 488 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,640 We've gone freaking mountain worse. 489 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:31,640 You guys were kind of in the middle of the forest. And you kind of went out of the edge of the forest and then just traveled down a little bit. 490 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:34,640 Down the road. Centaur man came and you killed it. 491 00:19:34,640 --> 00:19:36,640 Mr. Master? 492 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:40,640 That's Mr. Dummy Master, sir, to you? 493 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:49,640 Mr. Dummy Master, sir, can I use my animal handling and ask Duke Pistol's permission to ask his horse to get real big to fit us all on it. 494 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:51,640 To take us to Dark Haven like that. 495 00:19:51,640 --> 00:19:53,640 Yeah, sure. 496 00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,640 So that would be... 497 00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,640 I believe his name is Bones now. 498 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,640 Oh yes, Bones. 499 00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:02,640 Well, I have to get permission. Duke Pistol, can I do that? 500 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:04,640 Ride your cat. 501 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:09,640 Okay, so I got a ten plus threes. I got a thirteen. 502 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,640 A thirteen for him to see if he can get big. 503 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:15,640 So I'm like, yo Bones, Duke Pistol, you're your guy up there. 504 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:21,640 He might not want us to, but can you get all big please and put us on there and take us back to Dark Haven so my cat can live. 505 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:27,640 So, special thing about this thing, it bonds with the first person. 506 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:37,640 So he kind of looks at you with your thirteen and he looks back up to Duke and he looks back at you and he goes... 507 00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:40,640 And he shakes his head and he's like, I can't. 508 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:45,640 You can see in his face, he goes a little bit bigger and he's like, I can't go back. 509 00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,640 He shrinks back to a normal size horse. 510 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:49,640 Well then we're fucked, we're on foot, but we're still going back. 511 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,640 Pay a man. 512 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:55,640 Yeah, you guys can pretty much travel back to a normal speed. 513 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:59,640 It won't take you days, you're not far, but if you want to go back to Dark Haven, we can do that. 514 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,640 Yeah, I got to. 515 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,640 I don't care, we can take the horse. 516 00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:05,640 Oh, change of heart! 517 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,640 Wait, so you will let them ride the horse? 518 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,640 Everyone but her. 519 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:13,640 Oh my God, I'm the one with my dying cat. 520 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,640 You had to open your mouth. 521 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:18,640 I'll give you a piggyback ride and then I'll ride the horse. 522 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:21,640 Yeah, that's the problem with Duke. 523 00:21:21,640 --> 00:21:26,640 Duke, you give him a bit of emotion to push away. 524 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:28,640 I give you an inch, you take a mile. 525 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,640 You ain't getting nothing now. 526 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:35,640 Okay, so I need somebody to make me a nature or survival check. 527 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,640 One of you, whoever has is good. 528 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:39,640 Is there one walking? 529 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,640 Any of them. 530 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,640 I got a four. 531 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,640 This is just to kind of traverse the paths and get back to Dark Haven. 532 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:47,640 Who's got the best one? 533 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:50,640 I've got zero nature and one survival. 534 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,640 I've got four survival. 535 00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:54,640 That's probably one of the best, I would say. 536 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:57,640 I've got two survival. 537 00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,640 16 plus four? 538 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:03,640 Okay, yeah, you're easily able to navigate back to Dark Haven. 539 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:08,640 Let me get my map. 540 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,640 We walked the horse slow so she can keep up. 541 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:16,640 No, not on the uphills. 542 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:23,640 I'm holding my dying cat so you guys can ride on and do without fucking Ryan. 543 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,640 I have to walk through with my dead cat anyway. 544 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:28,640 She's not dead. 545 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:29,640 Dying cat. 546 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,640 I thought you were piggyback riding me on the horse. 547 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,640 I can. 548 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:39,640 I didn't say you couldn't ride him. 549 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:52,640 As you guys come into Dark Haven, the town there, you see Lilith at the edge and where Goblinzilla was, the one you guys slain in the street and then left after reading the note to go take out the camp. 550 00:22:52,640 --> 00:23:02,640 You see there's just pieces of him left and then you see a few other tieflings walk by and they're just chopping him up to remove him because he was too big for them all to just carry. 551 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:07,640 They've just been chopping him up slowly and taking him out and then you see them taking body parts away and stuff. 552 00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:11,640 Lilith is standing there and she goes, oh you guys came back, thank god. 553 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:15,640 Mrs. Muffin, your cat? 554 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:17,640 She's right here, please help. 555 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:22,640 She looks at it and you see her visibly gag a little bit. 556 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:28,640 She takes it and she goes, this thing is very badly damaged and we will take it and see what we can do. 557 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,640 Depending on some rolls, we'll see how it comes out. 558 00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:32,640 I'm going with you. 559 00:23:32,640 --> 00:23:33,640 You're going with her? 560 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,640 Oh yeah, I'm not leaving her alone with anything. 561 00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:45,640 She hands her off to a tiefling, just a tiefling with the horn, those type of people and you guys head off into the direction of the houses and stuff. 562 00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:46,640 Deal. 563 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:52,640 As you guys go away, Lilith turns to the rest of the group and she goes, what's your guys' plans? 564 00:23:52,640 --> 00:24:06,640 We've sent people over to the wizard's tower to study some of his stuff and see if we can figure out what was going on to help you guys with your little dimension problem, universe problem, wherever you're at. 565 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:08,640 So far we haven't turned anything up. 566 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:15,640 We brought his telescope over here though and set it up inside of the church's temple that has the dimensional view in it. 567 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:21,640 She goes, but we are still studying and we will still try to see if we can find anything else for you guys. 568 00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:25,640 But as of now, we do not have much information. 569 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,640 But that's what you got. 570 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:29,640 Should we long rest while we're here? 571 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,640 Would you like to long rest everybody? 572 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:32,640 Yes. 573 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:36,640 So you can get all your stuff back. 574 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:46,640 So as you guys all head to the inn to go rest, Miss Muffin, you off with the tiefling and hazel. 575 00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:53,640 Kelly, or Miss Muffin, make me a history or a perception check. 576 00:24:53,640 --> 00:25:14,640 One or two. 577 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:17,640 Well, my history is zero and my perception is three. 578 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,640 So I would do perception. 579 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:20,640 Okay. 580 00:25:20,640 --> 00:25:21,640 15 plus three. 581 00:25:21,640 --> 00:25:29,640 Okay. So as you're being led down this street and you're coming to this building, you start to realize something. 582 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:38,640 You're looking at like the walls of the street and you're seeing like these weird painted runes on the walls in red blood looking substance. 583 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:43,640 And you cut around the corner and you're being led to the ritual building that you stopped the ritual in. 584 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:49,640 And the lady turns around and she says, I'm going to need you to come with me since you wanted to be a fool and follow us. 585 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,640 You're going to be my prisoner. 586 00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:55,640 And she bounds your hands and starts to pull you into the ritual building. 587 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:58,640 What do you do? 588 00:25:58,640 --> 00:25:59,640 Oh my God. 589 00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:00,640 Getting kidnapped. 590 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,640 She already bound my hand. 591 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:05,640 She's like got ropes around your hand like she's about to tie you up. 592 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:06,640 You got like about an action. 593 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:09,640 I use my wrist and I call for Lilith Darko. 594 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:12,640 You can only be used once until next till dawn. 595 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,640 I don't give a flying fuck. 596 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:16,640 Wait, what just happened? 597 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:19,640 So I'm like Lilith Darko. 598 00:26:19,640 --> 00:26:22,640 She's putting her nose in places she shouldn't have. 599 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:23,640 Nothing happens. 600 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:24,640 Nothing? 601 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:27,640 They only can be used once per day. 602 00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:30,640 Once you can only make one call and ascending stone with her. 603 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,640 I didn't know that's what you meant. 604 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,640 Okay. What else are you going to do then? 605 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:37,640 I don't know because she's bound my hand. 606 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:39,640 You can make, I will give you some options. 607 00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:45,640 You can make a sleight of hand check to try to slip out before she gets you. 608 00:26:45,640 --> 00:26:48,640 You can make, you can scream. 609 00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,640 You can, you know any of those along those lines. 610 00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:55,640 My sleight of hand is plus eight so I'm going to sleight of hand out of them fucking bounds. 611 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:57,640 You're going to sleight of hand to try to get out of it before she ties them? 612 00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,640 Nineteen plus eight. 613 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:00,640 Nineteen plus eight? 614 00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:01,640 Yeah. 615 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:04,640 So I free my hands and grab my dagger. 616 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:09,640 Okay with that highway roll I will say you free your hands and your dagger is drawn. 617 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:10,640 Now what do you do? 618 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,640 Now I'm going to slice this tiefling across her throat. 619 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:14,640 You're going to slice her across the throat? 620 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:15,640 Yeah. 621 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:18,640 Make me an attack roll with advantage. 622 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:22,640 Sixteen plus seven. 623 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:23,640 I'll rebound her up. 624 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:29,640 Okay as you draw your blade and drag it across her throat her blood sprays out across your face 625 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:33,640 and you turn around and Lilith Darko is standing in the street and she says 626 00:27:33,640 --> 00:27:37,640 what the fuck did you just do to one of our citizens? 627 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:42,640 And I tell her your citizen just tried to take me as its prisoner and do a ritual on me 628 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:47,640 in the ritual building and she told me I was going to be dead so she's dead. 629 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:52,640 Persuasion check. 630 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:56,640 Twenty plus five. 631 00:27:56,640 --> 00:28:01,640 Just a reminder you guys never told Lilith about the ritual because the guy bribed you not to. 632 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:04,640 So she has no idea about this ritual either. 633 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:05,640 What'd you get? 634 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:07,640 Twenty plus five. 635 00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:08,640 Natural twenty? 636 00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:09,640 Natural twenty. 637 00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:10,640 Oh okay. 638 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,640 She goes she tried to kidnap you. 639 00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:14,640 What ritual? 640 00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:15,640 What ritual are you talking about? 641 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,640 There's a lot you don't know. 642 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:18,640 There's so much you don't know. 643 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:25,640 We were told not to tell you but I have to know because she's trying to kill me and I need my cat. 644 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,640 She goes okay then show me the ritual site. 645 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,640 Show me what's happening and you take her inside the building? 646 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:31,640 Yeah of course. 647 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,640 Yeah of course. 648 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:38,640 Okay did you step inside the building? 649 00:28:38,640 --> 00:28:47,640 You see like four people standing there in like rows and they turn around and they go okay do you have the cat and the woman that was supposed to come? 650 00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:49,640 And then they see you and Lilith standing there. 651 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:50,640 What do you guys do? 652 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,640 What do you do? 653 00:28:52,640 --> 00:29:05,640 Me and Lilith I grab Lilith and I run immediately right back out the door and I keep running holding on to her as I'm screaming I told you I told you but we can't stay they'll get us we have to go back and get the rest of our group. 654 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:09,640 Okay roll initiative. 655 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,640 Roll initiative Kelly. 656 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:15,640 18 plus 4. 657 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:18,640 18 plus 4. 658 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:25,640 Okay so you're gonna get they went lower than you so you get to go first. 659 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,640 What are you gonna do with the speed? 660 00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:34,640 Now you're gonna be moving an initiative so you and Lilith go first to move away I'm assuming you're gonna use your full movement to run. 661 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:36,640 Right back out the building. 662 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,640 Okay so what is your movement speed? 663 00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:42,640 Because this is a matter of getting to your group before they get to you. 664 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:46,640 Where do I find it at? 665 00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:50,640 It should be right on your... 666 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,640 Walking 30 foot. 667 00:29:52,640 --> 00:30:01,640 30 foot? Okay so 30 foot, decent run, decent haul. 668 00:30:01,640 --> 00:30:07,640 Yeah halfway down the street now they are gonna move but I think they only have 30 foot as well but they are further so. 669 00:30:07,640 --> 00:30:09,640 Yeah they are further up. 670 00:30:09,640 --> 00:30:22,640 So I'm gonna say with your roguely powers and your dashing skills you guys are gonna get to the end with the group and then they are going to be about outside the building if you're all going to jump in and help with this situation. 671 00:30:22,640 --> 00:30:32,640 Granted Lilith Darko is actually here a part of this fight now too. 672 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:36,640 Also in the midst of all that did I get my cat back from that tiefling? 673 00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:41,640 No you did not get your long rest yet you were laying down and now fucking Mismuffin jumps through the door. 674 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:44,640 Hey, pause. 675 00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:52,640 So with all that going on I killed that tiefling so I got Hazel back from her in that moment. So I've got my cat with me again. 676 00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:55,640 How many potions you got over there? 677 00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:57,640 Three for me. 678 00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,640 Yeah you got need for two? 679 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,640 What the fuck? 680 00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:05,640 Well they are not very strong so I wouldn't be too worried. 681 00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:07,640 Is it just like lowly little... 682 00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:11,640 Let's wait until we really need them because I gotta drink one of mine very soon too. 683 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:14,640 I think they are not cheap. 684 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:16,640 I only have 55 gold anyways. 685 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:19,640 Well the hard part is we bought all of them in this town. 686 00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:22,640 There is nowhere else to really get them. 687 00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:27,640 Always in check to see if they have got more but yeah you bought a lot. 688 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:35,640 That was some quick ass thinking and good rolls otherwise I would be dead. 689 00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,640 Yeah some shit for sure. 690 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:44,640 I knew something bad was going to happen but I just wanted Hazel to be okay so I went with it. 691 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:50,640 Alright so everybody roll initiative now. Well not you Kelly you are already in initiative. They'll agree. 692 00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:53,640 Oh yeah 21. 693 00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:55,640 Nat. 694 00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:56,640 Nat? 695 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:58,640 19. 696 00:31:58,640 --> 00:32:00,640 Is your best 21? 697 00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:02,640 Yeah. 698 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:05,640 Who has more initiative? 699 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:09,640 I had 19 plus 2 he had 20 plus 1 so he got first. 700 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:11,640 You got first if you had plus 2. 701 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,640 Yeah you got higher initiative. 702 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:15,640 Oh I thought it was a higher base roll. 703 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:17,640 I don't care either way. 704 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,640 He rolled a crit. 705 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,640 Oh you rolled a crit? 706 00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,640 He got plus 1 I got 19 plus 2 so yeah he should be okay. 707 00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:25,640 Nothing much your initiative? 708 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:27,640 Oh you already had yours. 709 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,640 I forgot. 710 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,640 You were like 18 or something crazy. 711 00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:34,640 18 plus what? 712 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:36,640 13. 713 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,640 13. 714 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:43,640 Okay then Duke or Flea Stick. 715 00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,640 He will be up first. 716 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,640 Alright how's everybody laid out? 717 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:51,640 So as you come out of the building you see a row of like 4 kind of scattered out there in front of you. 718 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:54,640 They're about 20 feet from you guys. 719 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:59,640 They're like running up on the building but still kind of farther back from the building. 720 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:01,640 They haven't quite made it to yet. 721 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:05,640 They were chasing this muffin through the streets as she was like screaming and running. 722 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:11,640 So it's just them grouped up? 723 00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:15,640 Yeah kind of not so like group grouped but like yeah they're kind of scattered a bit. 724 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:19,640 About 10 feet, 15 feet from each other spaced apart. 725 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:24,640 Just give me a deck set. 726 00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:26,640 I'll go with Sacred Plane. 727 00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:28,640 Okay. 728 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,640 15. 729 00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:32,640 You got it. 730 00:33:32,640 --> 00:33:35,640 Alright. 731 00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,640 Next up would be Dookie. 732 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,640 Do I have any bonus? 733 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:41,640 It's the healing word and stuff. 734 00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,640 Still got spell slots or not? 735 00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,640 So. 736 00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:48,640 Bad heart is our incredible harass. 737 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,640 I don't know what you're saying. 738 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,640 I just marked my house. 739 00:33:52,640 --> 00:33:56,640 So they're kind of in single file line till they're running up out of there. 740 00:33:56,640 --> 00:34:03,640 They're like spaced out straight down about 15 feet gap between each other. 741 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:04,640 Okay. 742 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:05,640 They went for the first one? 743 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:06,640 Yeah. 744 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:07,640 Can I reach the second one? 745 00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,640 I'd say there's like a top north one, then there's one in the middle, two in the middle, 746 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:12,640 and then one down south. 747 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:14,640 Can I reach any of them other than the P one? 748 00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:15,640 Yes. 749 00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:16,640 Alright I'll go for the nearest one. 750 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:17,640 Okay. 751 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:21,640 P one after and I will attempt to grapple him. 752 00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:22,640 Grapple? 753 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:23,640 Okay. 754 00:34:23,640 --> 00:34:24,640 Strength contested? 755 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:25,640 Yes. 756 00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:29,640 Luckily these guys are not strong. 757 00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:32,640 I didn't roll great so 12. 758 00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:33,640 14. 759 00:34:33,640 --> 00:34:34,640 Plus nothing. 760 00:34:34,640 --> 00:34:39,640 Yeah mine was 7 plus 5 so that limited roll. 761 00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:40,640 Alright. 762 00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:41,640 Waste of an action. 763 00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:42,640 Okay. 764 00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:44,640 Next up is Miss Muffin. 765 00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:45,640 Your turn. 766 00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:48,640 It's all of these acolytes. 767 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:52,640 I'm going to dash over and dagger one. 768 00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,640 Whichever one is the closest one to me. 769 00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:57,640 Okay is it the one Duke's fighting or a different one? 770 00:34:57,640 --> 00:34:58,640 It's the one Duke's fighting closest to you. 771 00:34:58,640 --> 00:34:59,640 It's closest to you. 772 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:00,640 Then yeah that one. 773 00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:02,640 I'll go over and dagger him. 774 00:35:02,640 --> 00:35:03,640 Okay. 775 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,640 14 plus 7. 776 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:06,640 Definitely. 777 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:09,640 2 plus 5. 778 00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:10,640 5 damage? 779 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:12,640 No 5, 6, 7 damage. 780 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:13,640 6 damage? 781 00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,640 5, 7 damage. 782 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:16,640 7 damage? 783 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,640 5 plus 2. 784 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,640 7 damage. 785 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:21,640 Okay. 786 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:25,640 I'll just give him the whole number. 787 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:26,640 Okay. 788 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:27,640 Wowza. 789 00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:28,640 Yummy hits. 790 00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:29,640 Uh. 791 00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:30,640 Archie it's your turn. 792 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:31,640 One for an 8. 793 00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:34,640 Are they close to me in a game? 794 00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:39,640 Uh they're all 4 close enough for you to hit. 795 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,640 Uh Duke and Miss Muffin are on 1. 796 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:42,640 Yeah fuck it. 797 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:47,640 I'll run up to one of the other ones and I'll smacking them with a cane. 798 00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:48,640 Alright. 799 00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:50,640 Smacking with a cane. 800 00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:51,640 Crit fail. 801 00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:52,640 Crit fail. 802 00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:53,640 Crit fail. 803 00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:57,640 So you run and trip and slide right past them? 804 00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:03,640 Yeah so you take off running to go whack this dude but you know your kneecaps are given. 805 00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:04,640 Your knees are hurting. 806 00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:05,640 Your vision's blurry. 807 00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:06,640 You've been hurt real bad. 808 00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:11,640 And you get clotheslined by a tree branch that you did not see coming off the tree. 809 00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,640 And take 2 damage. 810 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:15,640 Of course. 811 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:20,640 Um. 812 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,640 I'm sick of this shit. 813 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:24,640 I'm sick of this shit. 814 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:25,640 This is bullshit. 815 00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:26,640 My knees giving out. 816 00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:27,640 I'm gonna go home. 817 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,640 I'm gonna go back to the gym. 818 00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,640 Okay so then next is them. 819 00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:35,640 Oh it's Lilith actually. 820 00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:36,640 Lilith. 821 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,640 Let's see what Lilith can do. 822 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:40,640 Does this horse get to attack at all? 823 00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:41,640 Um. 824 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:45,640 I don't know what it's gonna be but I'm gonna say he's gonna be a fighter more of a riding 825 00:36:45,640 --> 00:36:48,640 horse is what he's labeled as. 826 00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:49,640 Bones. 827 00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:50,640 The quarter horse. 828 00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,640 Okay so. 829 00:36:52,640 --> 00:36:53,640 Uh. 830 00:36:53,640 --> 00:37:01,960 You see Lilith kind of run up and just push her hands out and she starts like waving around 831 00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:06,640 and like riding runes in the air and she casts Spirit Guardians. 832 00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:07,640 Uh. 833 00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:10,640 Cause you guys have never seen Lilith in action. 834 00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:11,640 Yeah. 835 00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:12,640 I'm glad. 836 00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,640 Doing scouting work. 837 00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:20,960 So this calls forth like a bunch of spirits to protect her and you see like little screaming 838 00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:28,400 like emo dark ghosts like floating around her and this is a 15 feet like out uh spectral 839 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:34,640 form appears and yeah so they appear to look like that when I just described. 840 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:35,640 Um. 841 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:36,640 Let me see. 842 00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:40,760 And he does need a number of creatures you can see to be unaffected by it and affected 843 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:44,400 creature's speed is halved in the area and when the creature enters the area for the 844 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:50,400 first time they must take a wisdom saving throw and a failed save take 3d8 radiant damage 845 00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,800 or 3d8 necrotic damage if you are evil. 846 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:54,800 So they will take necrotic. 847 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,800 Oh wait no they will take. 848 00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,280 Yes they will cause she does. 849 00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:59,280 Hit us as well? 850 00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:03,600 No it's a protector like it protects allies inside of it. 851 00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,800 So she's got uh so she does that. 852 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:11,920 She casts this uh you know big thing around her of dark magic and shit. 853 00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:14,440 Bubble of flying spectral. 854 00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:16,040 Ghost busters. 855 00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:19,600 Yes ghost busters type shit. 856 00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:24,680 And uh she just takes off running forward. 857 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:28,560 Her full move speed and runs into me gets grouped. 858 00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:31,440 Gets two of them grouped together and is going to do her turn. 859 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:32,440 Her damage cause. 860 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,440 Literally you just run at them and do 3d8. 861 00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,920 So on their turn they will take this damage. 862 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:39,920 That was her turn. 863 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:42,520 Lilith is done so now it is their turn. 864 00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:47,600 So these two are going to take a wisdom saving throw. 865 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:54,240 That is a 16 plus 2 so that one will save. 866 00:38:54,240 --> 00:38:57,200 17 plus 2 so that one will save. 867 00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:59,080 But I think they take half. 868 00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:04,960 Ok so Lilith takes half damage so 3d8. 869 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:12,360 9, 6, 3, 4. 870 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:15,200 So 13 halved what? 871 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,240 Round down. 872 00:39:17,240 --> 00:39:20,240 6, 7, 6. 873 00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:22,240 Round down. 874 00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:27,480 Does that to both of them so that's pretty good damage. 875 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:30,440 Alright so that was Lilith's turn with the spirit guardians. 876 00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:32,440 Up next is flea stick sock jelly. 877 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:33,440 Top of the initiative. 878 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:34,440 Back to the. 879 00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:37,440 Is she right above them? 880 00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:41,560 Uh yes she ran up to the far top two. 881 00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:43,560 The one's more northern. 882 00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:48,200 She's like right in front of one and the other one is kind of spaced but still in like 15 883 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:49,200 foot range. 884 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:53,880 Alright I'm going to run up and hit the one that is closest to me. 885 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:58,280 Alright that would probably be the one with Lilith. 886 00:39:58,280 --> 00:39:59,280 The dragon slayer. 887 00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:03,720 Well I'll go the one away from Lilith. 888 00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:04,720 Yeah you can make it there too. 889 00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:05,720 Ok. 890 00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:06,720 It's not that far. 891 00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:09,520 I'm going to hit him with the dragon slayer sword. 892 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:10,520 Ok. 893 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:11,520 Plus one. 894 00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:12,520 18 plus 3. 895 00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:13,520 Money. 896 00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:14,520 Big hit. 897 00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:15,520 One handed it. 898 00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:21,240 That's just an easy cheese cut. 899 00:40:21,240 --> 00:40:23,240 What's the one handed damage on the long sword? 900 00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:24,240 1d8. 901 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,240 1d8 plus 2. 902 00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:26,240 Looks pretty good. 903 00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:27,240 I want to see. 904 00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:28,240 Alright. 905 00:40:28,240 --> 00:40:29,240 So 5 damage. 906 00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:30,240 2 plus 3. 907 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:31,240 And then I'm going to shove them. 908 00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:32,240 Try to knock them prone with my shield. 909 00:40:32,240 --> 00:41:02,160 Half of the turn you can use a bonus action to try to shove a creature within 5 feet of 910 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:03,160 the shield. 911 00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:04,160 Huh. 912 00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:05,160 That's badass. 913 00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:06,160 I forgot you got that. 914 00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:07,160 That shield master thing. 915 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:08,160 How much damage do you do? 916 00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:09,160 5 to him? 917 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:10,160 3 plus 2? 918 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:11,160 Or 2 plus 3 or something? 919 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:12,160 Yes. 920 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:13,160 Ok. 921 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:14,160 Do I roll for that? 922 00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:15,160 Yeah it would be a strength thing. 923 00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:16,160 Strength athletics contested. 924 00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:17,160 So we both will roll strength and that's how you shove. 925 00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:18,160 You'll be able to push. 926 00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:19,160 Ok. 927 00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:20,160 So you're going to outdo me. 928 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:21,160 Yeah basically. 929 00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:22,160 Ok. 930 00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:23,160 Try to roll a 12 plus zero. 931 00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:24,160 You just got to roll higher than a 12. 932 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:25,160 Alright. 933 00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:32,160 Try to get higher than a 12 I mean. 934 00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:35,160 8 plus 2. 935 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:36,160 Nope. 936 00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:37,160 It does not. 937 00:41:37,160 --> 00:41:38,160 But it was worth a try. 938 00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:39,160 It was worth it. 939 00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:40,160 I wanted to use it. 940 00:41:40,160 --> 00:41:41,160 Yeah. 941 00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:44,160 I didn't realize you had that still. 942 00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:47,160 Ok next up is Duke. 943 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:50,160 I think you still got one on you. 944 00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:52,160 Yeah I tried to grab one. 945 00:41:52,160 --> 00:41:54,160 With Mismuthin also attacking him. 946 00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:58,160 I'm going to try and crack him with the Emuferi. 947 00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:02,160 Crack with the Emuferi. 948 00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:03,160 14. 949 00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:04,160 Is that hit? 950 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:05,160 14? 951 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:06,160 I think that will hit. 952 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,160 Yes. 953 00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:08,160 Oh yeah definitely. 954 00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:09,160 100%. 955 00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:10,160 Super hit. 956 00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:11,160 Alright. 957 00:42:11,160 --> 00:42:14,160 So 2 plus 5. 958 00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:15,160 7. 959 00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:20,160 And I didn't specify setting it on fire so. 960 00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:23,160 Oh yeah he's dead. 961 00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:24,160 He's very dead. 962 00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:31,160 You like beat his brains right in with the Emerald Fury. 963 00:42:31,160 --> 00:42:34,160 Next up is Saa. 964 00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:35,160 Mismuthin. 965 00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:36,160 Yeah. 966 00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:41,160 And I now need to run over and help someone else. 967 00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:43,160 Because Duke Crystal killed him. 968 00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:44,160 Ok. 969 00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:48,160 You got one that's like 10 feet from you and then there's one fighting Lilith and one fighting 970 00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:49,160 Fleakstick. 971 00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:50,160 Lilith is probably good. 972 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:51,160 She's pretty powerful. 973 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,160 So the one 10 feet from me. 974 00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:56,160 Yeah in the beginning of their next turns they're going to take damage so. 975 00:42:56,160 --> 00:42:57,160 Yeah. 976 00:42:57,160 --> 00:43:00,160 From the one that's like 10 feet from me I'll dash up to that one. 977 00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:02,160 And dagger it. 978 00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:05,160 Oh 5 plus 7. 979 00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:06,160 Yeah. 980 00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,160 Ok good. 981 00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:10,160 And 9 damage. 982 00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:12,160 9 damage. 983 00:43:12,160 --> 00:43:15,160 That's another one. 984 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,160 Bites the dust. 985 00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,160 Yeah I jab it into its wreckage. 986 00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:19,160 Waxed. 987 00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:21,160 Right up it. 988 00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:24,160 Alright next up is Archie Ortiz. 989 00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,160 She just killed the one standing in front of you. 990 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:28,160 So I guess we'll go with the one by Fleakstick. 991 00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:30,160 Down the line. 992 00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:32,160 And hit it with a cane. 993 00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,160 13. 994 00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:38,160 Oh yeah. 995 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:41,160 These are weak little guys. 996 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:43,160 I was saying we're used to like being told no. 997 00:43:43,160 --> 00:43:45,160 They're just wearing robes chasing, thought who they were chasing. 998 00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:47,160 One lady down the street. 999 00:43:47,160 --> 00:43:49,160 Yeah. 1000 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:52,160 You're all still covered in blood and just like being hurt. 1001 00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:53,160 And you're just like. 1002 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:54,160 9 damage. 1003 00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:55,160 9 damage. 1004 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:56,160 We killed the one. 1005 00:43:56,160 --> 00:43:58,160 Not sure we can handle that one. 1006 00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:59,160 Another one. 1007 00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:01,160 Bites the dust. 1008 00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:03,160 Luckily they've all been hurt pretty good from Lilith. 1009 00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:08,160 Now it is Lilith's turn which she's going to. 1010 00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:11,160 I think she has to maintain that. 1011 00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:12,160 Or no that lasted for. 1012 00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,160 It was not concentration. 1013 00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:17,160 You can't cast another spell while you're doing concentration. 1014 00:44:17,160 --> 00:44:19,160 I wish I could punch someone in the face. 1015 00:44:19,160 --> 00:44:21,160 Okay she has a club. 1016 00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:23,160 She's also going to use that club. 1017 00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:24,160 Go Lilith. 1018 00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:25,160 Go Lilith. 1019 00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:26,160 17 plus 2. 1020 00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:28,160 Lilith is murderous son. 1021 00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,160 She saved us. 1022 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:32,160 Max damage roll. 1023 00:44:32,160 --> 00:44:34,160 4 on a B4. 1024 00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:35,160 He's amazing. 1025 00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:37,160 He had 4 health left. 1026 00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:38,160 Wow. 1027 00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:40,160 So. 1028 00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:41,160 Cracky. 1029 00:44:41,160 --> 00:44:43,160 Lilith comes down and cracks him right in the forehead. 1030 00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,160 And grabs him by his shirt. 1031 00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:46,160 And she's like what are you guys doing? 1032 00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:47,160 What's the point of this? 1033 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:51,160 And then realizes that she just basically sent his nose into his brain. 1034 00:44:51,160 --> 00:44:52,160 Yeah. 1035 00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,160 He ain't answered. 1036 00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:55,160 Yes. 1037 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:56,160 He falls back and slumps. 1038 00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:57,160 And you all. 1039 00:44:57,160 --> 00:44:58,160 Tired. 1040 00:44:58,160 --> 00:44:59,160 Exhausted. 1041 00:44:59,160 --> 00:45:01,160 What do you do? 1042 00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:02,160 I tell Lilith. 1043 00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:03,160 Can I go to sleep now? 1044 00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:04,160 I'm going back to my bed. 1045 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:05,160 I'm getting out of bed. 1046 00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:06,160 I don't want to talk about it. 1047 00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:07,160 So you guys just. 1048 00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:09,160 Blurtily beat these people down on the street. 1049 00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:10,160 And then you're like good night. 1050 00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:11,160 It's time to walk away. 1051 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:13,160 I'm not going to bed yet. 1052 00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:16,160 I still want to help Hazel. 1053 00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:17,160 So. 1054 00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:21,160 First I'm like Lilith I'm sorry I was so paranoid and doubted you. 1055 00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:22,160 Thank you for helping us. 1056 00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:26,160 If we're going to take a long rest I will heal your cat right now. 1057 00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:27,160 Deal. 1058 00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,160 Spell slots cleared right after. 1059 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:30,160 Deal. 1060 00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:34,160 Lilith says yeah it would probably be best if you have your cleric healed because none 1061 00:45:34,160 --> 00:45:35,160 of us are really healers. 1062 00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:37,160 We don't do a lot of healing. 1063 00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:39,160 We can make you know medicine maybe. 1064 00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:42,160 But I don't know how to help acid burns. 1065 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:43,160 OK. 1066 00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:44,160 So. 1067 00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,160 Do your thing flea stick. 1068 00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:47,160 Save my hazelnut. 1069 00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:51,160 Since the rest of you went to bed quickly Miss Muffin make me a perception check. 1070 00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:54,160 This isn't anything that's going to kill you either. 1071 00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,160 It's just. 1072 00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:56,160 Yeah how do I know. 1073 00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,160 I don't find out when it kills you. 1074 00:45:58,160 --> 00:45:59,160 14 plus 3. 1075 00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:06,160 So Miss Muffin as you start to enter the inn you kind of take a glance like over your shoulder 1076 00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:07,160 out of just like paranoia. 1077 00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:08,160 Yeah. 1078 00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:09,160 And you see something strange. 1079 00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:15,160 You see Glabagool about across the street kind of in an alleyway. 1080 00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:19,160 He looks like he has sunglasses on like on his front face. 1081 00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:23,160 And you see someone walk up to him and give him almost like a handshake and then they 1082 00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:28,160 just kind of walk away all dazed and slumped as they move along. 1083 00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:36,160 He kind of slithers away back into the darkness as you go and lay down for your long rest. 1084 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:42,160 As you guys are laying down and getting rested and starting to fall asleep. 1085 00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:45,160 Duke Crystal make me a wisdom save. 1086 00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:48,160 A wisdom save. 1087 00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:52,160 natural 20 son. 1088 00:46:52,160 --> 00:46:57,160 So you're laying in bed and you got your. 1089 00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:58,160 Well how does how does Duke sleep? 1090 00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:00,160 Does he sleep with like his weapon in his hand? 1091 00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:02,160 Does he sleep with his weapon like next to the bed? 1092 00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:04,160 How does how would Duke sleep? 1093 00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:10,160 Well it's usually on side hand on the dagger under the pillow and other hand and pants 1094 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:11,160 on Gouge Pouch. 1095 00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:21,160 So as your hand is on your Gouge Pouch you feel like this overwhelming feeling to like 1096 00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:27,160 reach your hand down into your like backpack and grab the dark great sword that you're 1097 00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:28,160 carrying. 1098 00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:31,160 But then you overcome it and you kind of wiggle your hand back and put it back on your Gouge 1099 00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:32,160 Pouch. 1100 00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:34,160 And the Gouge Pouch is more priority. 1101 00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:37,160 Go back to sleep and having your rest. 1102 00:47:37,160 --> 00:47:39,160 You guys do that. 1103 00:47:39,160 --> 00:47:41,160 Get your long rest and go through the night. 1104 00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:42,160 Do I heal her cat? 1105 00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:43,160 Yeah you can do that. 1106 00:47:43,160 --> 00:47:44,160 You guys wake up. 1107 00:47:44,160 --> 00:47:45,160 Do I have to roll for that? 1108 00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:46,160 Like. 1109 00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:47,160 No. 1110 00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:48,160 Just roll the 1DA. 1111 00:47:48,160 --> 00:47:49,160 Or just roll the 1DA. 1112 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:50,160 Roll the healing yeah. 1113 00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:51,160 The whatever you are you going to do a healing cure wounds? 1114 00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:52,160 Yeah cure wounds. 1115 00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:53,160 I think that's the bigger healing that's why I was saying to use that one. 1116 00:47:53,160 --> 00:48:02,160 So 7, 8, 9. 1117 00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:08,160 9 damage or 9 healing. 1118 00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:14,160 Yes that will heal the burns and the damage like in Hazel. 1119 00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:16,160 So she will gain health. 1120 00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:19,160 She will be fine but she is severely scarred. 1121 00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:20,160 Like she is like. 1122 00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:21,160 Please tell me she looks like. 1123 00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:24,160 Please tell me she looks like Dr. Evil's cat scar. 1124 00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:25,160 No she is worse. 1125 00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:26,160 She is like. 1126 00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:29,160 She looks like a piece of bull. 1127 00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:34,160 You know like Rugrats the Angelica's doll. 1128 00:48:34,160 --> 00:48:37,160 The like 3 hairs that's what it's like. 1129 00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:40,160 You just see like a hair patch out one side, a hair patch out the other side and a hair 1130 00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,160 patch out the top of her back. 1131 00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:43,160 But it will grow back maybe. 1132 00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:44,160 No. 1133 00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:45,160 This is acid scar tissue. 1134 00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:51,160 Ok well I'm still going to offer her some Tuno before bed so she can feel better. 1135 00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:53,160 She willingly takes the Tuno. 1136 00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:55,160 I'll shave my pubes and sell them to you. 1137 00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:58,160 I'm going to ditch her a sweat head. 1138 00:48:58,160 --> 00:49:00,160 Why is this still Calico? 1139 00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:02,160 That's pubico. 1140 00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:07,160 His hair is multicolored. 1141 00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:13,160 Ok so you guys wake up in the morning and you look at an uglier cat. 1142 00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:21,160 A little more stronger willed Duke and possibly curious Glabagel situation. 1143 00:49:21,160 --> 00:49:24,160 What do you guys do as you wake? 1144 00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:28,160 Go look for a cute little golf sweater for Hazel. 1145 00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:31,160 I'm going to go to the shop to get some potions. 1146 00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:33,160 So you two are all going to go to Tiefling dirt bag? 1147 00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:35,160 See if they got any more potions in stock. 1148 00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:39,160 After I brush my teeth and put on a new pair of underwear. 1149 00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:42,160 I'm going to go talk to all Glabagel. 1150 00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:46,160 You're going to look for Glabagel? 1151 00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:51,160 Also when I get there I wonder if he has any hair dye. 1152 00:49:51,160 --> 00:49:54,160 Duke give me a perception check. 1153 00:49:54,160 --> 00:50:00,160 If you have a stat that you think would be good for hunting down Glabagel. 1154 00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:05,160 I don't know what stat you would use for Duke to find somebody like that. 1155 00:50:05,160 --> 00:50:07,160 If you got something. Perception. 1156 00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,160 Stealth? 1157 00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:14,160 Yeah, you would want to look where he would be sneaking and hiding. 1158 00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:17,160 I got a plus four to stealth. 1159 00:50:17,160 --> 00:50:20,160 A 19 plus four. 1160 00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:25,160 So you go to where Miss Muffin saw Glabagel doing his little trade. 1161 00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:29,160 And you just see streaks of green on the ground. 1162 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,160 And it kind of goes off into the bushes. 1163 00:50:31,160 --> 00:50:34,160 And you can hear Glabagel. 1164 00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:40,160 Behind the bushes and trees there's this circular cottage. 1165 00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:42,160 And you hear Glabagel inside. 1166 00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:45,160 And he goes, Glabagel has low intelligence they say. 1167 00:50:45,160 --> 00:50:47,160 Who calls Glabagel stupid? 1168 00:50:47,160 --> 00:50:50,160 Glabagel makes lots of gold off his juice. 1169 00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:54,160 Duke was my friend and I haven't seen them in days. 1170 00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:56,160 Where are my friends? 1171 00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:59,160 And this is what happens with no intelligence Glabagel. 1172 00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:02,160 But that's what you hear from inside the building. 1173 00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:06,160 It's funny that Duke is the one that went to go find them. 1174 00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:10,160 Alright, I walk in the door and say, what up my guy? 1175 00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:13,160 Glabagel, you see the sunglasses on his face? 1176 00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:18,160 They bounce in the air off of an old school Kooby Doo. 1177 00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:20,160 Bounces up, lands on him. 1178 00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:23,160 He's like, Duke, Duke you're back? Where have you guys been? 1179 00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:28,160 Because it's been so bad here without you. I've made so much gold. 1180 00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:32,160 You know we had to do some killing. Wish we could have brought you along. 1181 00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:35,160 But we're taking you on the next one. We need you to join up on the party. 1182 00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,160 You ready to go? 1183 00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:41,160 Yeah, I'll go with you guys. You really want me to go with you? 1184 00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:43,160 Even with my low intelligence? 1185 00:51:43,160 --> 00:51:44,160 Yes. 1186 00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:47,160 I don't think you have low intelligence. You're helpful to me. 1187 00:51:47,160 --> 00:51:48,160 Come on with us. 1188 00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:51,160 You see him put out his square, his elbow. 1189 00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:53,160 He's looking at you. Taste? 1190 00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:54,160 I like it. 1191 00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:55,160 You like it? Okay. 1192 00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:56,160 Oh my god. 1193 00:51:56,160 --> 00:52:01,160 And then you see like one of those camera drone shots of like rising out of the building. 1194 00:52:01,160 --> 00:52:04,160 Duke and Labigol sit there. 1195 00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:05,160 Switching from Trevor to Michael. 1196 00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:10,160 Doing their morning trip together. 1197 00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:14,160 This episode of Dummies with Dice features Kelly Lee as Miss Muffin, 1198 00:52:14,160 --> 00:52:18,160 Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal, Ryan Hart as Archie Ortiz, 1199 00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:22,160 Ryan Tucker as Flea Stick Sock Jelly, and Tristan Hayes as the DM. 1200 00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:26,160 The episode is edited and mixed by Tristan Hayes. 1201 00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:34,160 The artwork for Dummies with Dice created by Al Sorensen can be found on Instagram under A-R-C-S-I-ZERO. 1202 00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:37,160 The theme song is The Intense Fiddle by Ben Caldera. 1203 00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:46,160 When it comes to Dummies with Dice, you can find our website on rss.com slash podcast slash dummies with dice and on Facebook at dummies with dice. 1204 00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:56,160 Most importantly, join our Patreon at patreon.com slash dummies with dice for free or for three dollars monthly to gain access to a Discord and bonus content. 1205 00:52:56,160 --> 00:53:16,160 Come back in two weeks for new episodes of Dummies with Dice.