1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:06,000 Welcome to Dummies with Dice, a podcast that's also about dummies with dice. 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:09,880 A viewer warning use of violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and 3 00:00:09,880 --> 00:00:18,400 alcohol use. 4 00:00:18,400 --> 00:00:21,920 Welcome to Dummies with Dice, a Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast that follows four 5 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:25,740 not so average dummies of our world that get caught up in a magical storm and are transported 6 00:00:25,740 --> 00:00:29,120 to the world of Dungeons and Dragons where they must survive and try to find a way back 7 00:00:29,120 --> 00:00:30,120 home. 8 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:31,120 Kelli? 9 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:32,120 Speak woman! 10 00:00:32,120 --> 00:00:38,040 Hey peeps, I'm Kelli Lee, I play Miss Muffin, she's a crazy cat lady rogue. 11 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:42,880 Fun fact, Miss Muffin's favorite spot to walk her cats back home is down by the river. 12 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:43,880 In a van. 13 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:46,880 Down by the river. 14 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:49,240 Hey everybody, Ryan Tucker here R2. 15 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:54,080 Here I play a Fleastick Sockjelly, I am the hobo trash master cleric of the god Rumpke. 16 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:57,200 I am a mgyver of all things trash and garbage. 17 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:00,200 Fun fact, fleastick pees sitting down. 18 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,200 No! 19 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:02,200 Why? 20 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:05,200 I didn't expect that one. 21 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:09,200 I didn't expect that one. 22 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:13,680 Hey guys, Ryan, R1. 23 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:17,520 I'm playing as Archie Ortiz, the 76 year old MMA gym owner. 24 00:01:17,520 --> 00:01:19,080 He's also the monk of the group. 25 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:21,640 Fun fact about Archie, he has two fake knees. 26 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:24,560 He's an old ass bitch. 27 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:25,800 Nate here. 28 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:30,760 My character's Duke Crystal, he's the 32 year old drug addicted level 4 barbarian of the 29 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:31,760 group. 30 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:33,800 Fun fact about Duke, he has a fear of styrofoam. 31 00:01:33,800 --> 00:01:34,800 Fear of styrofoam? 32 00:01:34,800 --> 00:01:35,800 Hi napalm! 33 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:40,800 Well, I don't know, do they have styrofoam in the indie world? 34 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:43,800 I don't think so, thank goodness. 35 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:46,800 I'm fearless in this world. 36 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:49,800 I'm Kristen Hayes. 37 00:01:49,800 --> 00:02:01,720 I'm the dummy master and my fun fact is that your brain is constantly eating itself with 38 00:02:01,720 --> 00:02:07,000 a process called phagocytosis. 39 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:14,000 I'm sure! 40 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:18,040 Your cells will envelop and consume smaller cells or the molecules to remove them from 41 00:02:18,040 --> 00:02:20,680 the system. 42 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:21,680 Preserves gray matter. 43 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:22,680 Welcome to science class. 44 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,080 Gray matter is important. 45 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:47,280 Okay, back to the D&D. 46 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:52,040 You guys find yourself in combat with the invisible stalker, the Wendt Elemental. 47 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:56,280 You got the dice and soon as it started I got it. 48 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:58,280 Was that a poop? 49 00:02:58,280 --> 00:02:59,280 No. 50 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:02,280 Roll initiative for me. 51 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:04,280 Oh no. 52 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:07,280 That's not great. 53 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:08,280 What's mine? 54 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:09,280 Yeah, plus four initiative. 55 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:12,280 Oh then I got 20. 56 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:15,280 I got nine. 57 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:16,280 I got 12. 58 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:17,280 Oh yeah, I wasn't listening. 59 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:18,280 You got a 20 Archie? 60 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:19,280 Uh huh. 61 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:20,280 Miss Muffin what'd you get? 62 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:21,280 Nine. 63 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:22,280 Oh yeah, I wasn't listening. 64 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,280 Flee stick? 65 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:24,280 Twelve. 66 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:25,280 Duke? 67 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:26,280 Six. 68 00:03:26,280 --> 00:03:27,280 Good. 69 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:32,280 Okay, up first is Archie with a 20. 70 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:37,280 Oh gosh, what do I want to use here? 71 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:39,280 Good old Chesty Kane. 72 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:41,280 He's also got some monk spells and stuff. 73 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:44,280 I don't know if you've used, you got short rests, I don't know if that refills them or 74 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:45,280 not. 75 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:50,280 I think I'm going to use Fist of Unbroken Air. 76 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:51,280 Hmm. 77 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:53,280 Or would that even work? 78 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:54,280 Wait a minute. 79 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:55,280 It might be ultra effective. 80 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:56,280 It's an air element. 81 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:59,280 I'm reading its character sheet real quick for something, hang on. 82 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:00,280 What did you ask me? 83 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:01,280 It could either be nullified or really any. 84 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:04,280 If Fist of Unbroken Air would even work against him? 85 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:07,280 You would have to try to find out. 86 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:08,280 Let's do it. 87 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:11,280 I'm going to spend two of these key points. 88 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:13,280 It's a risk. 89 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:16,280 Okay, go ahead and smack him with it. 90 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:17,280 Oh, with disadvantage. 91 00:04:17,280 --> 00:04:18,280 It's a 19. 92 00:04:18,280 --> 00:04:19,280 Oh damn. 93 00:04:19,280 --> 00:04:20,280 And 11, motherfucker. 94 00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:21,280 11 plus anything? 95 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:22,280 Nope. 96 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:23,280 Your pluses? 97 00:04:23,280 --> 00:04:30,280 You don't have a plus with the, or Fist of Unbroken Air? 98 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:33,280 Uh, 11 will not hit. 99 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:36,280 I'm going to use them, I'm not going to use them. 100 00:04:36,280 --> 00:04:37,280 Two key points. 101 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:38,280 You're going to? 102 00:04:38,280 --> 00:04:39,280 You are using them. 103 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:40,280 Oh, I have to. 104 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,280 Yeah, still uses them even if you mess. 105 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:42,280 Well that's pretty gay. 106 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:43,280 That's upsetting. 107 00:04:43,280 --> 00:04:46,280 That's the sad part about spell slots and all that kind of good stuff. 108 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:47,280 Blow you low. 109 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:48,280 No! 110 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:51,280 I didn't even get the blow high. 111 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:52,280 All that energy. 112 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:53,280 No blowy. 113 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:56,280 All that energy, no blowy. 114 00:04:56,280 --> 00:05:01,280 Next up is, what is your initiatives here? 115 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:03,280 Flee stick, it's you. 116 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:06,280 Alright, where is this? 117 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:08,280 You know he's in the general area behind you. 118 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:11,280 You can swing at him or do your things, but you'll have to do it with a disadvantage. 119 00:05:11,280 --> 00:05:13,280 Because he is invisible. 120 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:15,280 Swing at him. 121 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:17,280 It's not my fault he's invisible. 122 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:19,280 Do you guys have a way to try and make him see? 123 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:22,280 Can I kick some dust up in there? 124 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,280 You can, yeah, go for it. 125 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:26,280 I'll give him a deck save or something to see if he can kind of... 126 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:30,280 Nah, that's weak. 127 00:05:30,280 --> 00:05:31,280 He didn't do anything. 128 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:36,280 So yeah, you can kick some dust up on him and that will let you not have a damage or anything, 129 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:39,280 but you don't have disadvantage on your next turn of attacks you guys go through. 130 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:41,280 So yeah, make your attack. 131 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:46,280 Because you see dust obviously settle across the outline of an elemental. 132 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:50,280 Alright, now I'm going with my dragon sword. 133 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:53,280 My dragon slayer. 134 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:55,280 Dragon slayer sword. 135 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:59,280 I rolled a 13 plus 3, 16. 136 00:05:59,280 --> 00:06:01,280 That will hit. 137 00:06:01,280 --> 00:06:04,280 Where is it? 138 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:08,280 Oh wait, you used your action to kick up dust. 139 00:06:08,280 --> 00:06:11,280 To make him... 140 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:13,280 This is a compound action. 141 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:16,280 So yeah, if you have a bonus action, you can do it. 142 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:19,280 Let me see if I do. 143 00:06:19,280 --> 00:06:21,280 If you have a bonus action attack. 144 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:28,280 Yeah, like any spells or stuff like that. 145 00:06:28,280 --> 00:06:30,280 Yeah, you can summon your spiritual weapon. 146 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:32,280 Yeah, I think that's what I was going to do. 147 00:06:32,280 --> 00:06:33,280 Summon your spiritual weapon? 148 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:34,280 Okay. 149 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:36,280 Where do you place your spiritual weapon? 150 00:06:36,280 --> 00:06:39,280 Because you guys are in a pretty tight area. 151 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:42,280 In his anus. 152 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:46,280 In his anus. 153 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,280 That's only if I use an attack action. 154 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:49,280 A new custom air sheath. 155 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:54,280 You guys are in a 10 foot hallway thing. 156 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:57,280 Or 20 foot. 157 00:06:57,280 --> 00:06:59,280 20 foot each wide. 158 00:06:59,280 --> 00:07:02,280 He's right up on you. 159 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:06,280 Okay, I'm summoning it. 160 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:08,280 Alright then, you do that. 161 00:07:08,280 --> 00:07:13,280 In the form of a holy box fan. 162 00:07:13,280 --> 00:07:15,280 Holy box fan? 163 00:07:15,280 --> 00:07:17,280 I was about to say, by the power of grace. 164 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:20,280 It's a box fan. 165 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:22,280 By the power of Sunco. 166 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:24,280 Yeah. 167 00:07:24,280 --> 00:07:26,280 Just kicking dust into the fan. 168 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:29,280 Yeah. 169 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:32,280 It's his turn now. 170 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:34,280 What is this alien thing? 171 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:36,280 A flee stick. 172 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:39,280 Since you're up on him and doing the last one that attacked him. 173 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:42,280 So... 174 00:07:42,280 --> 00:07:44,280 Win. 175 00:07:44,280 --> 00:07:46,280 He's going to do a slam. 176 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:47,280 Oh, for fuck's sake. 177 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:50,280 That's the only attack he's got. Multi attack. 178 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:51,280 Seven plus six. 179 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:53,280 Can't I block? 180 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:54,280 13. 181 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:56,280 No, your shield just gives you more AC. 182 00:07:56,280 --> 00:07:57,280 13. 183 00:07:57,280 --> 00:07:59,280 13. 184 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:03,280 Now. Multi attack. 185 00:08:03,280 --> 00:08:05,280 He's got the Odyssey. 186 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:08,280 It's a nat 20. 187 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:11,280 What does that mean on the second one? 188 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:13,280 He hits with it big time. 189 00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:15,280 He's going to do his damage twice. Double damage. 190 00:08:15,280 --> 00:08:18,280 So, 2d6. 191 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:20,280 Five. 192 00:08:20,280 --> 00:08:22,280 Five plus three. 193 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:23,280 2d6 is standard? 194 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:25,280 Yeah. 195 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:28,280 So, 10, 11, 12, 13 damage on the first one. 196 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:31,280 Two plus three. 197 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:33,280 Yeah, three, two. 198 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,280 Two plus three. No, three plus three. 199 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:36,280 Two. 200 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:37,280 I'm dead. 201 00:08:37,280 --> 00:08:39,280 Really? Does that take all your health? 202 00:08:39,280 --> 00:08:40,280 No way. 203 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:41,280 It's 11. 204 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:42,280 What's 11 damage? 205 00:08:42,280 --> 00:08:44,280 11 and 13. 206 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:46,280 Yeah, 24 damage. 207 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:47,280 I'm dead. 208 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:49,280 Well, what's your health? Full health. 209 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:51,280 Negative one. 210 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:53,280 You're down. 211 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,280 Okay. 212 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:59,280 Next up is Miss Muffin. 213 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:00,280 It's your turn. 214 00:09:00,280 --> 00:09:02,280 Make your attack or whatever you're going to do with this thing. 215 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,280 You can do... 216 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:06,280 I am terrified. 217 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,280 And I'm like, what the hell? 218 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:09,280 There's no way to fight this. 219 00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:12,280 I'm going to put my invisibility cloak on. 220 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:15,280 And go invisible myself. 221 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:20,280 I'm going to put my invisibility cloak on and fade out. 222 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:22,280 Okay. 223 00:09:22,280 --> 00:09:25,280 You'll have to roll a stealth check not to be seen by it. 224 00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:26,280 Stuff like that. 225 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:27,280 Okay. 226 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:28,280 Which is what? 227 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:29,280 Duke, it's your turn. 228 00:09:29,280 --> 00:09:31,280 When it's on its turn, when it goes to see you, 229 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,280 it can attack you to see if it can see you. 230 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:35,280 Well, that depends. 231 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:39,280 I might be able to spike him right now. 232 00:09:39,280 --> 00:09:42,280 Well, you've got Nat 20, so that's like one triple. 233 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:46,280 What's the layout? 234 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:49,280 So there's the bones further ahead there. 235 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:54,280 And then the stalker is in between the bones and Flea Stick and Archie right there. 236 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:57,280 You guys have like a 20 foot wide room. 237 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:59,280 I still get the use of mine. 238 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:04,280 So if we were talking like a five foot wide, 100 foot long straight line, 239 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:10,280 how many people are going to notice just linear tube like, like a long straw essentially. 240 00:10:10,280 --> 00:10:12,280 I have them placed. 241 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:13,280 Kelly's back here. 242 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:14,280 She's invisible. 243 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:15,280 She's out of the way. 244 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:16,280 Archie's up there in front of it. 245 00:10:16,280 --> 00:10:18,280 And Flea Stick is down right in front of it. 246 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:20,280 So you're going to hit Archie. 247 00:10:20,280 --> 00:10:22,280 So two innocent casualties. 248 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:24,280 Yes, he's like dead casualties. 249 00:10:24,280 --> 00:10:25,280 They would probably die. 250 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:26,280 And we're talking like what, 10 foot away? 251 00:10:26,280 --> 00:10:28,280 Well, I got my bonus action, right? 252 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:29,280 Still my spiritual weapon. 253 00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,280 You're down. 254 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:31,280 You're down. 255 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:32,280 It's gone. 256 00:10:32,280 --> 00:10:33,280 That's constant. 257 00:10:33,280 --> 00:10:34,280 I think one, two. 258 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:35,280 Yeah. 259 00:10:35,280 --> 00:10:36,280 So. 260 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:37,280 Because your magic will dissipate. 261 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:38,280 About 10 foot away. 262 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:39,280 10, 15 foot probably. 263 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:40,280 They are, yeah, right in front of you. 264 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:42,280 Five feet like right in front of you. 265 00:10:42,280 --> 00:10:45,280 You're about 10 foot from the stalker and five feet from, 266 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:48,280 with Archie in front of you and Flea Stick down in front of you. 267 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:50,280 I'm going to try and get to the far side. 268 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:51,280 Okay. 269 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:52,280 Of where he's at. 270 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:53,280 Okay. 271 00:10:53,280 --> 00:10:55,280 Not right up on the air elemental. 272 00:10:55,280 --> 00:10:58,280 I'm going to try and get him up with my action. 273 00:10:58,280 --> 00:10:59,280 Okay. 274 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:00,280 So you would make a medicine check. 275 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:01,280 I'll just give him potion of greater healing. 276 00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:02,280 To stabilize him. 277 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:03,280 I have five. 278 00:11:03,280 --> 00:11:04,280 I'll just shove it down his gallop. 279 00:11:04,280 --> 00:11:05,280 I don't know if it works like that. 280 00:11:05,280 --> 00:11:06,280 Well, how else are you supposed to get somebody up? 281 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:07,280 I got fucking, I got nuts in his mouth. 282 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:08,280 Thank you, medicine, thank you to do a medicine check to stabilize them. 283 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:09,280 I'm going to try and get him up. 284 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:10,280 I'm going to try and get him up. 285 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:11,280 I'm going to try and get him up. 286 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:16,280 I'm going to try and get him up. 287 00:11:16,280 --> 00:11:19,280 Fuck it, yes, it'll work. 288 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:22,280 I'll roll if you want me to. 289 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:23,280 Do a roll, yeah. 290 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:25,280 See if he can do it. 291 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:27,280 Do a medicine check to see if you can get him up. 292 00:11:27,280 --> 00:11:28,280 I don't remember, they're like a baby bird. 293 00:11:28,280 --> 00:11:29,280 Yes. 294 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:30,280 Would an 18 do it? 295 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:31,280 Yes. 296 00:11:31,280 --> 00:11:32,280 Gotcha. 297 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:37,280 Yeah, I rubbed his chest and like slapped him on the face a little and he woke up. 298 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,280 Wig up, wig up. 299 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,280 All right. 300 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:42,280 You'll be up with one HP. 301 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:45,280 Now you need to get away and heal. 302 00:11:45,280 --> 00:11:48,280 All right, now what do I do to get me back on it? 303 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:49,280 Okay, heal one. 304 00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:50,280 Yep. 305 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:52,280 Let me check this out here. 306 00:11:52,280 --> 00:11:55,280 Now I'm running as far away as I possibly can. 307 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:58,280 You will have to use your next turn to disengage to run from him. 308 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:01,280 Or he's going to be able to get an opportunity to attack to punch you in the back of the head. 309 00:12:01,280 --> 00:12:02,280 Does he have opportunity? 310 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:03,280 Yeah. 311 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:04,280 Fucking motherfucker. 312 00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,280 Everyone in the game has that. 313 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:10,280 I'm just going to shield myself with my bubble. 314 00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:11,280 Okay. 315 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:16,280 I have that, don't I? 316 00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:20,280 You also try to put, you spoke, talked about I think putting the sword back, but that's 317 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:21,280 your option too there. 318 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:22,280 Don't always forget about that. 319 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:23,280 What the hell is that? 320 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:24,280 Then I'm going to be freaking unequipped. 321 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:33,280 I got to use my turn to come up with another weapon after I have a game-changer. 322 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:36,280 You may have a chance if you put this thing back. 323 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:39,280 I may have a chance. 324 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,280 Or I may be just a sword. 325 00:12:40,280 --> 00:12:41,280 Duke used your turn for that, right? 326 00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:43,280 So we're back up to the top. 327 00:12:43,280 --> 00:12:44,280 Arch your teeth. 328 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:45,280 I think you guys can feel this one. 329 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:46,280 I can't use any of these firewalls because everybody's too slow. 330 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:47,280 Can we still see it? 331 00:12:47,280 --> 00:12:48,280 Huh? 332 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,280 I can't use any of these firewalls because they're going to still slow them over. 333 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:50,280 Can you see it? 334 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:51,280 Yeah, can I see it? 335 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:52,280 Yeah, can we see it? 336 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:53,280 I was going to say, is it that turnover? 337 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:54,280 Turn is over, yeah. 338 00:12:54,280 --> 00:12:55,280 So you definitely can see it. 339 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:56,280 Turn is over. 340 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:57,280 Turn is over. 341 00:12:57,280 --> 00:12:58,280 Turn is over. 342 00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:59,280 Turn is over. 343 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:00,280 Turn is over. 344 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,280 Turn is over. 345 00:13:01,280 --> 00:13:02,280 Turn is over. 346 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:03,280 Yeah, so you got the kick. 347 00:13:03,280 --> 00:13:04,280 Disadvantage. 348 00:13:04,280 --> 00:13:05,280 Disadvantage. 349 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:06,280 Oh, you had disadvantage. 350 00:13:06,280 --> 00:13:07,280 Yes, we're at disadvantage. 351 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:08,280 I missed out on it the first time, and then I got fucked the second time. 352 00:13:08,280 --> 00:13:09,280 Oh my God. 353 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:10,280 Told ya. 354 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:11,280 This one is going to be tough. 355 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:12,280 I didn't want you to want me to put it back. 356 00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:13,280 Wouldn't that... 357 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:14,280 He still had his one turn? 358 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:15,280 Yeah, actually yeah. 359 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:16,280 Because he didn't do his one turn. 360 00:13:16,280 --> 00:13:17,280 He already had his turn over the cycle. 361 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,280 Yeah, you... 362 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:19,280 I don't have any range attacks on me. 363 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:20,280 So yeah, you can do a normal attack. 364 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:21,280 You still see them, so you do, but we're distracted. 365 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:22,280 We're distracted. 366 00:13:22,280 --> 00:13:23,280 So you still see them. 367 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,280 So you still see them. 368 00:13:24,280 --> 00:13:25,280 So you still see them. 369 00:13:25,280 --> 00:13:32,280 So you still see them. 370 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:59,280 So you still see them. 371 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:02,280 I'm not going to let it just walk off after clapping at us like that. 372 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:03,280 Yeah. 373 00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:04,280 That's what I'm saying. 374 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:05,280 Let's see what happens. 375 00:14:05,280 --> 00:14:06,280 Is Flee stick closer to the elemental than I am? 376 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,280 No, Misfuffin's not engaged. 377 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,280 No, Flee stick. 378 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:09,280 Yes, he's right in front of it. 379 00:14:09,280 --> 00:14:14,280 So I can like switch places with him if I use my bait and switch. 380 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:15,280 We'll see. 381 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,280 No, not like that. 382 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:20,280 Like you guys are blam, blam, blam, like five feet next to each other, and now Duke's on 383 00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:22,280 the other side where he ran. 384 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:25,280 Or he's behind Flee stick and revive, got him up. 385 00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,280 Alright, I am fucked. 386 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:33,280 I guess I'm going to try to hit a freaking air beam with a cane. 387 00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:35,280 You just said on disadvantage you're good. 388 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:38,280 Nah, he can hit it with normal because it's still his one turn of it. 389 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:39,280 Oh, okay, gotcha. 390 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:46,280 Alright, let's see what happens if you hit something that's made of air with a cane. 391 00:14:46,280 --> 00:14:48,280 11.6, so I have 17. 392 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:50,280 I hit it with some fire damage. 393 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:51,280 Yeah, I don't have anything. 394 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:52,280 You're freezing. 395 00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,280 What is you, what are you hitting with? 396 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:57,280 With my cane. 397 00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:58,280 17. 398 00:14:58,280 --> 00:14:59,280 17? 399 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:00,280 Yeah. 400 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:01,280 Um, 1d. 401 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:02,280 This one? 402 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:03,280 No. 403 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:06,280 Pyramid ass to ass, I believe. 404 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,280 I know. 405 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:10,280 It has to be this one. 406 00:15:10,280 --> 00:15:13,280 8 to 11, so classic diamond. 407 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:14,280 That's a 10. 408 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:17,280 Should look like a classic diamond shape. 409 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:19,280 Oh, it's here it is. 410 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:20,280 Yeah. 411 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:23,280 Why do we have a good scroll? 412 00:15:23,280 --> 00:15:30,280 Um, 8 plus 4, so 12 damage. 413 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:31,280 12 damage? 414 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:32,280 12, yes. 415 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:33,280 12 damage. 416 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,280 So it worked? 417 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:35,280 Yeah, that worked. 418 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:40,280 So the cane actually hit it, oh, so I can dagger it. 419 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:41,280 I can dagger it. 420 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:44,280 Alright, what are you doing? 421 00:15:44,280 --> 00:15:48,280 Alright, I'm going to bonus it, or unarmed strike. 422 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,280 Bonus action. 423 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:51,280 Yeah, bonus action unarmed strike. 424 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:56,280 Oh god, no I'm not. 425 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:57,280 What is it? 426 00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:58,280 An 8. 427 00:15:58,280 --> 00:15:59,280 Yeah, 2 plus 6. 428 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:02,280 Alright, that will not do it. 429 00:16:02,280 --> 00:16:07,280 Uh, next is invisible stalker. 430 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,280 The invisible stalker. 431 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:14,280 Um, oh wait, I mean you, sorry. 432 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:17,280 Please stick, sorry. 433 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:21,280 What? 434 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,280 I was looking at his name, or, Archie's name. 435 00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,280 I'm going to disengage. 436 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:25,280 Yes, alright. 437 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:27,280 I'm going to run back. 438 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:30,280 You're going to do like your full movement? 439 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,280 Probably. 440 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:33,280 How much is your, 25 feet? 441 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:34,280 Yeah. 442 00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:35,280 I'll move you on here. 443 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:42,280 And then I'm going to do, um, healing word. 444 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:45,280 Okay, on yourself? 445 00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:46,280 Yep. 446 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:47,280 Copy. 447 00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,280 Wise choice, wise choice. 448 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:49,280 But that will get you by enough. 449 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:50,280 Yeah, that will get you good enough. 450 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:51,280 You can use your action healing next turn. 451 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:52,280 Yeah, to do bigger heals. 452 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:53,280 Should I just use the second level one then? 453 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:54,280 Um, maybe not. 454 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,280 I'll wait. 455 00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,280 Something will help. 456 00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:57,280 I'm not telling you, you should. 457 00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:58,280 Alright. 458 00:16:58,280 --> 00:16:59,280 What am I doing? 459 00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:00,280 I'm a teammate, all advice. 460 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,280 Alright, so, 7, 8, 9, 10. 461 00:17:01,280 --> 00:17:02,280 So, 7 plus 3, 10. 462 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:03,280 Dang, pretty good. 463 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:04,280 Good amount of HP back. 464 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:05,280 Alright. 465 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:18,280 And, I believe, does that sum it up for me? 466 00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:19,280 Yep. 467 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:20,280 You're out of action. 468 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,280 Yep. 469 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,280 You're out of action. 470 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,280 Yep. 471 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:24,280 Next movement. 472 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:28,280 So now it looks like the only one up on him is Archie Ortiz. 473 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:31,280 It's going to be you getting smacked with a slam. 474 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:34,280 Let's hope your old knees can handle it, those fake knees. 475 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:35,280 Oh no, not the prosthetics. 476 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,280 You got the reaction. 477 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:39,280 That's got a plus 7. 478 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:40,280 Yes. 479 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:42,280 18 for the first one. 480 00:17:42,280 --> 00:17:44,280 But I don't think it will work for him. 481 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:45,280 You got slammed. 482 00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:46,280 18 for the first one. 483 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:47,280 Oh yeah, that's definitely going to hit. 484 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,280 I'll go with the damage first. 485 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:50,280 I don't think this one will work against him at all. 486 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,280 That's for like range. 487 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:54,280 Are you talking 18 damage or the roll was 18? 488 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:55,280 That was the hit. 489 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:56,280 Oh. 490 00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:57,280 6 plus 3. 491 00:17:57,280 --> 00:17:58,280 9. 492 00:17:58,280 --> 00:17:59,280 Hey. 493 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:00,280 And then 2 plus 3. 494 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,280 5. 495 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,280 So 9 and 5. 496 00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,280 14. 497 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:06,280 95 damage. 498 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:07,280 95 damage. 499 00:18:07,280 --> 00:18:09,280 Oh wait, that was the first attack. 500 00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:10,280 Oh. 501 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:11,280 Oh. 502 00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:12,280 Oh. 503 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,280 I forgot it's a multi-attack. 504 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:14,280 18 plus 6. 505 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:15,280 I think that will hit. 506 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:18,280 It's not in that 20, so you don't get double damage. 507 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:19,280 You're at 14 damage. 508 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:20,280 5 plus 3. 509 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,280 2 plus 3. 510 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:22,280 5. 511 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:23,280 I need you to run away. 512 00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:24,280 11. 513 00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:25,280 Oh no. 514 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,280 13. 515 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:27,280 13, yeah. 516 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:28,280 Plus 11. 517 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:29,280 Or was it 14? 518 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,280 It was 14. 519 00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:32,280 Oh yeah, 14 and 13. 520 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,280 So yeah, you were... 521 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:35,280 Yep, I'm at zero. 522 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,280 Jay-Z took more damage than you did on the double damage. 523 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,280 Really? 524 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:40,280 This is bullshit. 525 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:41,280 It's a multi-attack. 526 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,280 Okay, Miss Muffin, your turn. 527 00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:43,280 Yeah, now I'm like triple scared again. 528 00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:44,280 So... 529 00:18:44,280 --> 00:18:45,280 This could be tricky. 530 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:46,280 You're squishy. 531 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:47,280 And you were down right in front of the enemy, which I'm trying to... 532 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,280 I don't have a way to help my brother right now. 533 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:49,280 He's down. 534 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,280 Shoot high. 535 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:51,280 I'm sorry. 536 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:52,280 I'm sorry. 537 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:53,280 I'm sorry. 538 00:18:53,280 --> 00:18:54,280 I'm sorry. 539 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,280 I'm sorry. 540 00:18:55,280 --> 00:18:56,280 I'm sorry. 541 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:57,280 I'm sorry. 542 00:18:57,280 --> 00:18:58,280 I'm sorry. 543 00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:01,280 I'm sorry. 544 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:04,280 Technically, I don't have to roll to shoot it. 545 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:05,280 I think I just aim where I want to. 546 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,280 What do you want? 547 00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,280 What do you want to do there? 548 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,280 Any plans? 549 00:19:09,280 --> 00:19:14,280 All right, I'm gonna just go ahead and wing my life and dagger it. 550 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:17,280 Are you gonna run up and dagger it? 551 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:18,280 Yep. 552 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:19,280 Said fuck makes plan. 553 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:21,280 I'd range, I wouldn't run up on you. 554 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:22,280 Well, listen, hear me out. 555 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,280 If I disengage or whatever and back up... 556 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:25,280 I'm trying to kill every one shot. 557 00:19:25,280 --> 00:19:26,280 Archie's still laying there. 558 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:33,280 So you have a bonus action disengage because you're a rogue. 559 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,280 So can I use it to grab Archie? 560 00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:38,280 You can run in and stab him and run away. 561 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:39,280 And then run away. 562 00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:42,280 That way he don't smite you immediately after you get hit. 563 00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,280 Can I run up, grab Archie and run away? 564 00:19:44,280 --> 00:19:45,280 No. 565 00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:50,280 You can run up, use the medicine check with your action to try and get him up at one health 566 00:19:50,280 --> 00:19:51,280 and then run away. 567 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:55,280 Yeah, I'm gonna do that because I want to help Archie out. 568 00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:59,280 And then it should be a return again before the medicine check. 569 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:01,280 So you can get a 1HP. 570 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,280 19. 571 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,280 And then I'll be free range if I can. 572 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,280 Yeah, you'll be able to get a 1HP. 573 00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:08,280 I'll have to kick Dustin's face up because we can't see him. 574 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,280 Let's go. 575 00:20:09,280 --> 00:20:10,280 Archie's still up. 576 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,280 She got me up. 577 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:16,280 Okay, now you can use your disengage bonus action to run back. 578 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:19,280 Awesome, got him up and now I'm running away. 579 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:20,280 Okay. 580 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:22,280 Miss Muffin saved the day. 581 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:23,280 Whoop whoop. 582 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:26,280 Alright, Duke. 583 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:27,280 Alright. 584 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:29,280 Look, Archie's still there. 585 00:20:29,280 --> 00:20:31,280 There's not a whole lot I can do right now. 586 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,280 This is all I need. 587 00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:40,280 Alright, yeah, I'll plan that as soon as he's up and out of the way and I got a clear shot, 588 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:43,280 I'm hitting him with the whole lightning bolt ring. 589 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:47,280 Okay, so Duke's gonna hold his turn and I'm ready for a lightning bolt. 590 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,280 Hold my hand. 591 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,280 Archie, it's your turn. 592 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:54,280 So can I disengage and use a bonus action to heal? 593 00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:55,280 If you have a potion. 594 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,280 Yeah, I do. 595 00:20:56,280 --> 00:20:57,280 Then yes, you can. 596 00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:03,280 Alrighty, so I'm going to disengage and I'm going to use a potion of healing. 597 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,280 Good job. 598 00:21:04,280 --> 00:21:08,280 That's smart actually, that makes better sense. 599 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:09,280 Okay. 600 00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:14,280 So, green 4d4 plus 4 hit points. 601 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:15,280 And Duke. 602 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:19,280 Oh yeah, go ahead and do your healing rolls and then we'll go with Duke's action. 603 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,280 So 4d4 plus 4. 604 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,280 That sucks blood out of me. 605 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,280 That's crazy. 606 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:25,280 What is it? 607 00:21:25,280 --> 00:21:26,280 It's 4d4 plus. 608 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:27,280 Frigrazier? 609 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:28,280 Yeah, plus 4. 610 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,280 That's insane. 611 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:32,280 You guys got that from the Ork-to-Gon I think. 612 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:33,280 I got five of them. 613 00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:34,280 Listen to it bud. 614 00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:35,280 So three. 615 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,280 And I got nine gems worth of Pity Goll each. 616 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:38,280 Five. 617 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:39,280 That's a lot of money. 618 00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:40,280 Here we go. 619 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:41,280 Six. 620 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,280 Six plus four, so ten health back. 621 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:44,280 Yeah, brother. 622 00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,280 No, exactly what I got. 623 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:49,280 Move, move, move. 624 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:50,280 Raise the roof. 625 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:51,280 Move, move, raise the roof. 626 00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:52,280 Hold those potions close to the chest. 627 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,280 I'm ready to go buy a bunch of potions. 628 00:21:54,280 --> 00:22:01,280 Alright, so Archie disengages, runs back and heals and Duke Crystal your action attacks 629 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:04,280 so, or happens, because you were ready. 630 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:07,280 So what's your, what do I do, deck save or something? 631 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:09,280 Yeah, it's a deck save. 632 00:22:09,280 --> 00:22:10,280 And then half. 633 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,280 Yeah, it's half if you succeed. 634 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:14,280 Alright, I see this guy's decks. 635 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:18,280 I believe it was fourteen on the save I think. 636 00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:19,280 Man. 637 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:22,280 Thirteen plus four. 638 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:24,280 Nice to save. 639 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:28,280 Alright, well that's still a lot of damage so, let's give it to him. 640 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:29,280 So four D six. 641 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:31,280 That would have helped. 642 00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:34,280 Or, no it would be the full eight D six value cut. 643 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:36,280 Yeah, yeah, as I say, yeah, full eight then. 644 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:43,280 Two, four, so there's six, nine, nine. 645 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:54,280 Alright, fifteen, that was the fourth roll so, seventeen, eighteen, twenty. 646 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:56,280 That did very good. 647 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:58,280 I think that's the last roll. 648 00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,280 Twenty-six. 649 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:00,280 Twenty-six. 650 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:01,280 Thirteen would be the half. 651 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:02,280 Thirteen. 652 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:03,280 Yeah. 653 00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:04,280 Good hit. 654 00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,280 Not what I wanted. 655 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:07,280 But, but. 656 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,280 That was still a good chunk of damage. 657 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:13,280 It was range damage that would be way better than like a throwing dagger. 658 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:15,280 Okay, please stick. 659 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,280 It is your turn. 660 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:20,280 Alright, I'm going to use the bonus action, my spiritual weapon, as a box man. 661 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:21,280 I'm placing it next to him. 662 00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:23,280 It's going to kick dust off. 663 00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:24,280 Okay. 664 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:29,280 So, I'm not at the advantage anymore and I'm going to roll a fireball. 665 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:30,280 Well, hang on. 666 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,280 As long as nobody's in the way. 667 00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:52,280 Okay, good. 668 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,280 Yeah, you're not at disadvantage. 669 00:23:54,280 --> 00:23:56,280 Okay. 670 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:59,280 Is everybody clear? 671 00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:00,280 Yeah. 672 00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:01,280 No. 673 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:03,280 Duke, how far, where were you? 674 00:24:03,280 --> 00:24:04,280 Clear for what? 675 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:05,280 A fireball? 676 00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:06,280 Yeah. 677 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:07,280 Twenty foot. 678 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:09,280 I don't know how, I don't think you're, I think you're too close. 679 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:10,280 What are the boxes? 680 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:11,280 Five foot? 681 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:12,280 Five foot. 682 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:13,280 Oh yeah, I'm like ten foot. 683 00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:14,280 Ten foot away. 684 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,280 Can I move up on it and then blast it? 685 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:17,280 Oh, you'll die. 686 00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,280 You might have fallen. 687 00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:24,280 Yeah, it's got a big alien on it. 688 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:28,280 Yep, next turn is the stalker, so. 689 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:33,280 I would imagine since I'm closest, since I'm closest, he's probably going to move up on 690 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:34,280 me, I would imagine. 691 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:37,280 You can also do the ready action, kind of like Duke did. 692 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,280 That's a real role in D&D. 693 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:43,280 I know, but his turns are far away, he's not going to ever move by the time, because he's 694 00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,280 going to, your dude's going to be swinging next. 695 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:49,280 I think the way it works is you ready based off of something too happen. 696 00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:53,280 So like, if you're like, I want to ready my action for when Duke crystal runs. 697 00:24:53,280 --> 00:24:55,280 Well, here, let's just do this. 698 00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:56,280 Yeah, you know what I mean. 699 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,280 I'm going to survive his attack. 700 00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:59,280 Yeah, because I got enough health to take it. 701 00:24:59,280 --> 00:25:03,280 And after I take his hit, because I know he's probably going to hit me, I'm going to blast 702 00:25:03,280 --> 00:25:06,280 him with my dark great sword. 703 00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:11,280 And then I will use disengage and use my entire movement, 30 foot, to get the hell away from 704 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:12,280 him. 705 00:25:12,280 --> 00:25:17,280 As long as you guys stay back, your prepared action should activate as soon as I'm out 706 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:18,280 of the 20 foot radius. 707 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:19,280 All right, we'll do that. 708 00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:21,280 When he's clear, I'll activate scroll fireball. 709 00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:25,280 Because right now he's going to aggro me because I just hit him for what, 13 to the face with 710 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:26,280 lightning and I'm close. 711 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:27,280 I'm closest to him. 712 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:28,280 Yeah, we'll do that. 713 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:32,280 As long as everybody's out of the way, it should be fine. 714 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,280 Slam. 715 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:34,280 Multi attack. 716 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:35,280 Duke crystal. 717 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:36,280 10 plus six. 718 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:37,280 16, that's a hit. 719 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,280 By one. 720 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,280 By one. 721 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:40,280 2d6. 722 00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:41,280 Four plus three. 723 00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:42,280 Seven. 724 00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:43,280 Two plus three. 725 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:44,280 Seven and five. 726 00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:45,280 12. 727 00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:46,280 10. 728 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:47,280 Okay, next hit. 729 00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,280 13 plus six. 730 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,280 Yeah, that's a hit. 731 00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:50,280 Okay. 732 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:51,280 Four plus three. 733 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:52,280 12. 734 00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:53,280 13 plus six. 735 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:54,280 Yeah, that's a hit. 736 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:55,280 Okay. 737 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:56,280 Four plus three. 738 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:57,280 Six plus three. 739 00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:58,280 Seven and nine. 740 00:25:58,280 --> 00:25:59,280 Okay. 741 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:00,280 So 16 and what was the other one? 742 00:26:00,280 --> 00:26:01,280 12. 743 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:02,280 I think it was. 744 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:03,280 Oh yeah. 745 00:26:03,280 --> 00:26:04,280 12 and 16. 746 00:26:04,280 --> 00:26:05,280 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 747 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:06,280 I was like, wait. 748 00:26:06,280 --> 00:26:07,280 I don't think I'm over 12. 749 00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:08,280 28. 750 00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:09,280 Oh my. 751 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:10,280 41. 752 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:11,280 What is happening? 753 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:12,280 Duke's taking some damage. 754 00:26:12,280 --> 00:26:13,280 This is what I was thinking. 755 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,280 Are you like, doing damage? 756 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:27,280 No. 757 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:28,280 He's a barbarian. 758 00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:29,280 I went from 41 to 17. 759 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:30,280 Holy shit, you have a lot of health. 760 00:26:30,280 --> 00:26:31,280 I have 45, but he milled four of my health off permanently. 761 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:32,280 He's a very fucking nice. 762 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:33,280 Oh, with the sword. 763 00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,280 When I failed my like, wisdom save on the sword. 764 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:46,280 He ate my soul. 765 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:49,280 Okay, so who's turn is it now? 766 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:50,280 Gosh, this looks crazy. 767 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:51,280 Mine. 768 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:52,280 No, flea sticks now. 769 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:53,280 Or miss muffins now. 770 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:54,280 Miss muffin. 771 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:55,280 Yeah. 772 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,280 It's my turn? 773 00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:57,280 Yes. 774 00:26:57,280 --> 00:26:58,280 I remember our plan. 775 00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:01,280 If you attack, you must disengage and retreat. 776 00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:02,280 Run away. 777 00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:03,280 Yes, flea sticks. 778 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,280 You're after her, right? 779 00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:05,280 Yes, he's last. 780 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:06,280 My plan may have an impact. 781 00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:07,280 So I'm going to- 782 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:08,280 I just have to disengage because I don't have a bonus action. 783 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,280 Disengage. 784 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:10,280 She does. 785 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:11,280 So I'm going to run in, dagger it, run back out. 786 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:12,280 Because it's going to be my turn again. 787 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,280 I'm prepped before you even have a chance to beat me. 788 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,280 Nope. 789 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:15,280 Eight plus seven. 790 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:16,280 You just hold your turn. 791 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:17,280 Eight plus seven is what? 792 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:18,280 Eight plus seven is what? 793 00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:19,280 Just stay ready. 794 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:20,280 No, let's just skip your turn. 795 00:27:20,280 --> 00:27:21,280 17. 796 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:22,280 15. 797 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:23,280 What? 798 00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:24,280 No. 799 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:25,280 15. 800 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:26,280 Oh wait, I went like one down, down, down. 801 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:27,280 Because I won't attack them. 802 00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:28,280 Yes. 803 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:29,280 That hits. 804 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:33,280 I forgot I don't have a bonus action. 805 00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:34,280 Awesome. 806 00:27:34,280 --> 00:27:35,280 Disengage. 807 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:36,280 So I'll have to use my action to disengage. 808 00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,280 One D four plus five. 809 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:38,280 Now I'll just get out of the way so you can hit him. 810 00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:39,280 And then I'll probably use some of my potion. 811 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:40,280 Three plus five. 812 00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:41,280 Eight damage. 813 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:42,280 Eight damage. 814 00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:43,280 Should I do a little top off? 815 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:44,280 I'm going to throw one of my fireballs at him. 816 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:45,280 Let's do Crystal's turn. 817 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:46,280 No, I meant like, one of his. 818 00:27:46,280 --> 00:27:47,280 Oh. 819 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:48,280 Oh yeah, it could work. 820 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:49,280 It's your turn. 821 00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:50,280 Is it? 822 00:27:50,280 --> 00:27:51,280 Okay. 823 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,280 So we got two prepared fireballs on me. 824 00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:53,280 I'm going to use my fireballs. 825 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,280 I'm going to use my fireballs. 826 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:55,280 I'm going to use my fireballs. 827 00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:56,280 I'm going to use my fireballs. 828 00:27:56,280 --> 00:28:00,280 So we got two prepared fireballs almost ready to go. 829 00:28:00,280 --> 00:28:01,280 Is that what we're doing? 830 00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,280 Cause he's got one. 831 00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:03,280 Well it's going to be his turn next. 832 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:06,280 So it'll be Archie then Fleece Dick. 833 00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,280 But his is pre-prepared as soon as I'm out of the way. 834 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:10,280 So in my turn I'm out of the way. 835 00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:13,280 He's going to technically auto fire. 836 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,280 Maybe that's the advantage of pre-planning. 837 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:18,280 You do something on someone else's turn kind of. 838 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,280 Unless you want to make it other ways. 839 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,280 That would make sense to me. 840 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:23,280 That's the way I understand the rules. 841 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:24,280 So. 842 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:25,280 That's the way it's happening. 843 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,280 I'm going to use my action for disengage. 844 00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:31,280 And let's see where I'm going to retreat to. 845 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:32,280 From the way. 846 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:33,280 Not much. 847 00:28:33,280 --> 00:28:34,280 It's like a Mismuffin. 848 00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:38,280 I'm just going to fall straight back in front of Mismuffin. 849 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:39,280 Okay. 850 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,280 We'll say about there he is. 851 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,280 About 15, 20 foot. 852 00:28:43,280 --> 00:28:46,280 Looks like he's about 25 foot away. 853 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,280 And Fleece Dick. 854 00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:49,280 Your prepared fireball. 855 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:50,280 Before that. 856 00:28:50,280 --> 00:28:51,280 Sorry. 857 00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:53,280 Well at the same time essentially. 858 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:58,280 I'm going to use my bonus action to do one of my greater healing potions. 859 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,280 Which is 4d4 plus 4. 860 00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:02,280 Yes. 861 00:29:02,280 --> 00:29:04,280 Greater 4d4 plus 4. 862 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,280 What do I have to roll for fireball? 863 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:07,280 It's a dex save. 864 00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,280 Six. 865 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:10,280 Eight. 866 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:11,280 Nine. 867 00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:12,280 Plus. 868 00:29:12,280 --> 00:29:13,280 Okay. 869 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,280 Cool. 870 00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,280 13 health. 871 00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:18,280 Cool cool cool cool cool cool. 872 00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:19,280 Fleece Dick. 873 00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:24,280 Give me your prepared ready stupid D&D roll fireball. 874 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:28,280 I'm going to fireball his ass. 875 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,280 As long as everybody's out there. 876 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,280 Oh yeah I forgot it's dex save. 877 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,280 He said I threw it. 878 00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:35,280 I threw it. 879 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:39,280 Does it hit DM? 880 00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,280 19 plus 4. 881 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:45,280 So that's half damage I believe for a fireball when they pass. 882 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:46,280 Yeah. 883 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:49,280 19 plus 4 on his save. 884 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:50,280 Okay. 885 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,280 So it's just half damage now. 886 00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:57,280 So you'll roll the full amount of the dice it says and then we'll just cut that number in half. 887 00:29:57,280 --> 00:29:58,280 Which is. 888 00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,280 And if it's an odd I think you round. 889 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:01,280 What was it? 890 00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:02,280 8d6 higher damage. 891 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,280 Is that plus anything? 892 00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:07,280 I don't think so because I used a scroll. 893 00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:08,280 Yeah. 894 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:10,280 No it'll be just a scroll. 895 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:11,280 So two. 896 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:14,280 Is he weak to fire? 897 00:30:14,280 --> 00:30:16,280 Three. 898 00:30:16,280 --> 00:30:17,280 What is that? 899 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:18,280 Seven. 900 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:19,280 Damn. 901 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,280 Plus five. 902 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:23,280 So that's 12. 903 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:24,280 Plus six. 904 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:25,280 18. 905 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:27,280 Alright how many rolls is that? 906 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:28,280 You've done five so far. 907 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:30,280 Okay five rolls at 18. 908 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:31,280 Four. 909 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:32,280 22. 910 00:30:32,280 --> 00:30:33,280 Plus five. 911 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:34,280 25. 912 00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:35,280 Or no it's 27. 913 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:36,280 I see. 914 00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:37,280 Plus five. 915 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,280 So yeah. 916 00:30:38,280 --> 00:30:39,280 Damn. 917 00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:40,280 32 damage. 918 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:41,280 But that's half. 919 00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:42,280 So half 32. 920 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:44,280 That's what you did wasn't it? 921 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,280 Oh with your big attack? 922 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:47,280 13 or 14. 923 00:30:47,280 --> 00:30:48,280 16. 924 00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:49,280 Five. 925 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,280 Chiming his action with my spiritual weapon. 926 00:30:51,280 --> 00:30:54,280 Oh yeah I forget it gets to hit. 927 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:57,280 Is that in your main like actions attack spot? 928 00:30:57,280 --> 00:30:58,280 It might be where those are. 929 00:30:58,280 --> 00:31:01,280 Because I remember it has its own to hit and everything. 930 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:02,280 It does. 931 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:03,280 I just don't remember where it's at. 932 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:06,280 Spiritual weapon here it is. 933 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:12,280 It's his box fan. 934 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:16,280 Wait you can be able to disengage. 935 00:31:16,280 --> 00:31:18,280 You're not even up close are you? 936 00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:19,280 No he's not. 937 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:20,280 He just launched his fireball. 938 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:21,280 Wait we don't get. 939 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:22,280 Wait no it's not your turn. 940 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,280 Ryan. 941 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:24,280 That was just your ready action. 942 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,280 You only get to do the ready part. 943 00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:29,280 Well that was my turn from forever ago. 944 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,280 So that's all part of my ready action. 945 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:32,280 But now it's Archie's turn. 946 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:33,280 No that was just one thing. 947 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:36,280 You would have had to told him like I plan on hitting with the fireball then immediately. 948 00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:40,280 I don't even think that would work either because that would be like that's like multi action. 949 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:41,280 Just let me get a paragraph. 950 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,280 Why would you skip your turn? 951 00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:43,280 I'm going to finish the campaign. 952 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:44,280 That makes no sense. 953 00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:49,280 Well it's more like those situations when you need someone to run away before you're 954 00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,280 able to hit and it's not it's you know what I mean you got to wait. 955 00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:53,280 Archie. 956 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:54,280 Your turn. 957 00:31:54,280 --> 00:32:00,280 Well now that everybody is out of the way and he did that I'm going to throw one of 958 00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:03,280 my fireballs off my necklace at it. 959 00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:06,280 Go ahead and make a saving throw. 960 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:10,280 I think the only real bonus I can see from his turn is before your turn. 961 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:11,280 Is it 14? 962 00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:12,280 15. 963 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:13,280 15? 964 00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:14,280 15. 965 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:15,280 You might have done the pop at before. 966 00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:16,280 Alright so half. 967 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:17,280 Let's roll all them dice again. 968 00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,280 Alright everybody here we go again. 969 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:21,280 8d6 that was. 970 00:32:21,280 --> 00:32:24,280 You going to keep counting please? 971 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:25,280 6. 972 00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:26,280 Yeah. 973 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:27,280 Skipping your turn. 974 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:28,280 6. 975 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,280 Well 6 again so 18. 976 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,280 Oh my god. 977 00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:33,280 18 plus 5. 978 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:34,280 Is it 23? 979 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:39,280 Yeah someone do math because I'm not good at it. 980 00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:42,280 Is it 23? 981 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:43,280 Yeah. 982 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:46,280 5 again so 28. 983 00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:50,280 3 so 31. 984 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:53,280 6 so 37. 985 00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:56,280 Goodness there's some max damage rolls on that. 986 00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,280 And 3 so 40. 987 00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:00,280 So half 40 20 damage. 988 00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:01,280 Good hit. 989 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,280 He's lucky he's making saves. 990 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:06,280 If he would save then he'd be clapping his head. 991 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:11,280 I'll say he's hurt so badly now that he's taking a lot of damage that he's no longer 992 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:12,280 invisible. 993 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:14,280 You see like the actual element kind of forming. 994 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:15,280 He's smoldering air. 995 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,280 I've got 5 more left. 996 00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:17,280 Flea stick is your turn now. 997 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:18,280 I should have just thrown 2. 998 00:33:18,280 --> 00:33:21,280 I figured he's only got like about 80 health probably. 999 00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:22,280 And it's clear. 1000 00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:23,280 Roughly in that area. 1001 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,280 We've hit him for close to 80 damage. 1002 00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:27,280 If I just threw 2 at his ass he'd be dead. 1003 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:29,280 Flea stick it is your turn now. 1004 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,280 Your full turn. 1005 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:35,280 It's all or nothing now boys and girls. 1006 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:37,280 Oh Arnold. 1007 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:38,280 And cats. 1008 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:39,280 And cats I guess. 1009 00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:40,280 I'll eat that cat like a Haitian. 1010 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:42,280 I'll eat that cat like a Haitian. 1011 00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:44,280 I'll kill you dad. 1012 00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:47,280 Eating the cats and dogs. 1013 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:50,280 Or eating the pets of the people that live here. 1014 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:52,280 Pets of the people that live here. 1015 00:33:52,280 --> 00:33:54,280 Flea stick what you got? 1016 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:56,280 I was looking at channel abilities. 1017 00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:57,280 Is that like a spell or just an action? 1018 00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:58,280 I think it's just your charge. 1019 00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:02,280 You only get like 1 or 2 per short rest or something like that. 1020 00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:03,280 Long rest. 1021 00:34:03,280 --> 00:34:04,280 It should be on like your main page. 1022 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:05,280 You just scroll down or something. 1023 00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:08,280 And you'll just click it and use how much you want. 1024 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,280 Yeah I think I want. 1025 00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:11,280 You doing full 20? 1026 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:14,280 Ummm. 1027 00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,280 So I think you have to use because you only use 1 charge. 1028 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:20,280 So I think you have to use like all of it either divided or. 1029 00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:21,280 You do. 1030 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:25,280 I have to pick I have to divide 20 between all 3 of them. 1031 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,280 And I use my charge. 1032 00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:28,280 Okay. 1033 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:29,280 So does everybody get? 1034 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:32,280 Yeah so 20 divided by 3. 1035 00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:34,280 Between all 4. 1036 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:36,280 Because you'd get some too wouldn't you? 1037 00:34:36,280 --> 00:34:37,280 Or is it? 1038 00:34:37,280 --> 00:34:38,280 I'd divide everyone. 1039 00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,280 I'd divide everyone. 1040 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,280 I'd divide everyone. 1041 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,280 So you all get 5 health back? 1042 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,280 Yeah. 1043 00:34:43,280 --> 00:34:44,280 Sounds good. 1044 00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:45,280 And then I'm going to use my bonus action. 1045 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:46,280 Spiritual weapon. 1046 00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:47,280 Wait. 1047 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:49,280 Did Kelly use you even need help? 1048 00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:52,280 I don't think she's even well she does have a little bit of low health. 1049 00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:53,280 Oh okay. 1050 00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:55,280 I thought she didn't even touch yet. 1051 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:56,280 Did she just willy-nilly? 1052 00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:57,280 18 out of 35. 1053 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:58,280 Yeah. 1054 00:34:58,280 --> 00:34:59,280 Add 5. 1055 00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,280 So you get 5 more back. 1056 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:02,280 Oh. 1057 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,280 She's losing all the jobs. 1058 00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:06,280 Losing all the jobs. 1059 00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:07,280 Okay. 1060 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:08,280 Fleece take. 1061 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,280 Is that what you said you were doing? 1062 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:10,280 Nah I have 20 for you. 1063 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:11,280 Something else? 1064 00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:12,280 Yeah my spiritual. 1065 00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:13,280 Okay. 1066 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,280 Yeah. 1067 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:15,280 Weapon. 1068 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,280 My box man. 1069 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:18,280 It's going to turn around and suck him through it and chop his ass up. 1070 00:35:18,280 --> 00:35:19,280 Okay. 1071 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:20,280 Make his attack. 1072 00:35:20,280 --> 00:35:21,280 Make his attack roll. 1073 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:22,280 I can't lay on her. 1074 00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:23,280 Suck his ass up. 1075 00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:24,280 Turn it on her. 1076 00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:25,280 What? 1077 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:26,280 That is a. 1078 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,280 2. 1079 00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:28,280 What is this plus anything? 1080 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:36,280 I think it's like plus your wisdom so like probably a good chunk. 1081 00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:37,280 Plus your spellcasting ability. 1082 00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:38,280 Yeah so 4. 1083 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:39,280 Yeah plus 4. 1084 00:35:39,280 --> 00:35:40,280 Alright so 12. 1085 00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:41,280 12? 1086 00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:42,280 Oh that will not hit. 1087 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,280 It goes it cranks up to high. 1088 00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:44,280 It's like ooooh. 1089 00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:45,280 And he just kind of slopes through it and comes out the other side and dodges it. 1090 00:35:45,280 --> 00:35:50,280 But unfortunately it's his turn. 1091 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:51,280 So. 1092 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:52,280 That is unfortunate. 1093 00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:53,280 The closest one he can get to looks like. 1094 00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:54,280 Someone's getting slain. 1095 00:35:54,280 --> 00:35:55,280 Oh wait what's his movement? 1096 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,280 Don't you dare. 1097 00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:57,280 He can move far. 1098 00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,280 He's a wind element. 1099 00:35:58,280 --> 00:35:59,280 He can fly. 1100 00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:00,280 Wind. 1101 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:01,280 Yeah. 1102 00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:02,280 Fuck I hope. 1103 00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:03,280 So it looks like he's going to move to Duke Crystal because he's closest to him. 1104 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:04,280 I figured that was the case. 1105 00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:05,280 Yeah. 1106 00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:06,280 Probably best. 1107 00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:07,280 I'm the only one that can take it probably. 1108 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:08,280 Yeah. 1109 00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:09,280 I'm going to take it. 1110 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:10,280 I'm going to take it. 1111 00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:11,280 I'm going to take it. 1112 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:12,280 I'm going to take it. 1113 00:36:12,280 --> 00:36:13,280 I'm going to take it. 1114 00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:14,280 I'm going to take it. 1115 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:15,280 I'm the only one that can take it probably. 1116 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:16,280 Is that going down? 1117 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:17,280 Let's see his slams. 1118 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:18,280 I was saying we know he's going to slam him. 1119 00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:19,280 Wind slams. 1120 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:20,280 He's a one. 1121 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:21,280 Two plus six. 1122 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,280 No. 1123 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:23,280 He's a one trick pony so. 1124 00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:24,280 Five plus six. 1125 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:25,280 Get out of here. 1126 00:36:25,280 --> 00:36:26,280 Oh the first time he don't hit. 1127 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:27,280 Got lucky. 1128 00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:28,280 Miss Muffin it's your turn. 1129 00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:29,280 He's sweating. 1130 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:30,280 He just flew up to Duke Crystal and missed both of his slams. 1131 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:31,280 His wind's dissipating. 1132 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:32,280 He's never been pushed in a corner like this. 1133 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:33,280 He's sweating. 1134 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:34,280 I'm going to run up to him and continue to dagger at him. 1135 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:35,280 I don't think you can get by him. 1136 00:36:35,280 --> 00:36:36,280 He's going to be like. 1137 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:37,280 He's going to be like. 1138 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:44,280 He's going to be like. 1139 00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:49,280 He's going to be like. 1140 00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:56,280 He's going to be like. 1141 00:36:56,280 --> 00:37:08,280 He's going to be like. 1142 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:15,280 He's going to be like. 1143 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:20,280 He's going to be like. 1144 00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:32,280 He's going to be like. 1145 00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:39,280 He's going to be like. 1146 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:52,920 Archie your turn he's kind of looped around on the other side of the hallway 1147 00:37:52,920 --> 00:38:10,860 that you're in he's around the angle he's definitely just trying to duke okay 1148 00:38:10,860 --> 00:38:26,720 14 plus 6 20 oh yeah about to go down and 7 damage good hit good hit oh bonus 1149 00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:44,120 action with my unarmed strike from an unarmed strike oh my gosh is that it oh 1150 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:59,440 oh the head I was like I was like wait a minute I was too for a second I was like 1151 00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:18,760 yeah he's around the same loop of the hallway that Archie just ran up forward 1152 00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:32,440 well you have to disengage yeah that's an action that's a game that's engaged 1153 00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:39,360 only Kelly you can move past them and like blast them with some stuff from 1154 00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:46,720 far if you wanted like sacred flame cantrips but oh you still have spell 1155 00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:52,840 thoughts yeah because you've used what healing word spiritual weapon twice I 1156 00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:59,320 guess I'm gonna hit him with sacred playing maybe go for it that's a deck 1157 00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:07,680 save I believe actually yep three plus four yeah excellent sacred flame hits 1158 00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:22,000 well be aid I think now means my bonus spiritual weapon do the suck him through 1159 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:41,920 that will hit seven it's the invisible stalkers turn Archie actually I'm gonna 1160 00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:55,520 roll he's gonna swing on you Archie multi-tax 1161 00:40:55,520 --> 00:41:21,480 slam 16 plus 6 6 plus 3 1 plus 3 are you down 16 plus 6 5 plus 6 or 5 plus 3 1162 00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:27,200 sorry actually that's why I was so I put so a 1163 00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:35,480 without it you have some well I'm down 1164 00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:40,800 specific I was at a bonus action negative 15 that's just one there as long 1165 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:45,120 as it's not higher than your maximum level showing the tag 15 or because they 1166 00:41:45,120 --> 00:41:50,400 know unless you're like I think it's like if you you're you get like way 1167 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:54,320 below like the damage is dealt like more than your maximum health it will like 1168 00:41:54,320 --> 00:42:06,600 kill you okay so Archie is down miss muffin 1169 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:24,600 run up dagger dash away dagger dash actually you get sneak attack plus one 1170 00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:48,880 of seeds how do you kill the invisible stalker killing good job I was I was a 1171 00:42:48,880 --> 00:43:03,000 worried for a moment I was like these motherfuckers are gonna die stalker falls 1172 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:08,320 Archie is hurt badly you guys going to get Archie up off the ground and help 1173 00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:18,840 him up yeah okay what do you guys do as you kill this stalker and are left with 1174 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:23,720 those dragon slaying sword and path before you heal up ol Archie feel a 1175 00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:50,640 bowl Archie first oh no who's got the potions I don't yeah I'll give you one 1176 00:43:50,640 --> 00:44:01,080 of my potions sounds forced it was forced no one asked only assumptions 1177 00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:07,440 made no question he's in the garbage argument so what do I get greater 44 44 1178 00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:21,520 plus four okay that's it what poison that's what I actually gave him a potion 1179 00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:38,440 nine and 13 plus four that's all those all those four at the end so 12 16 there 1180 00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:43,080 you go big money that's good a lot of health 1181 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:56,240 yeah 16 all right anyone else doing anything guys ready to dip hell out of 1182 00:44:56,240 --> 00:45:00,240 this room check anything else out 1183 00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:06,840 the all I see in this room are the sarcophagi and then the bones of the 1184 00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:12,400 dragon in the wall yeah we did we found the necklace in the loop yeah I guess 1185 00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:22,280 we'll move out move it out so you guys move south down the hallway and you see 1186 00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:29,360 a path to the west a path to the east and a path going down to the south 1187 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:47,280 the trifecta the triple three ways oh that's not it's you see the paths on the 1188 00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:50,560 west and the east both are like a double path that converged to one point and 1189 00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:57,000 then the path to the south is just a singular five-foot path wide path 1190 00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:07,720 everyone always goes right from going from west okay Duke are you leading the 1191 00:46:07,720 --> 00:46:13,560 way wait are you going which which way you going east or west which way left 1192 00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:20,960 left to our perspective left to your perspective okay so east yes okay 1193 00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:29,840 left hurt all right so you head down the path and it's just a long hallway that 1194 00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:36,120 opens up to a big room filled with sarcophagi to sarcophagi against the low 1195 00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:40,120 the outer wall ahead of you 1196 00:46:40,120 --> 00:46:49,280 bling I might be doing some great and then as you enter the room off to the 1197 00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:56,680 west to the right as you walk in you see a tiny tunnel that is like buried like 1198 00:46:56,680 --> 00:47:03,040 dug out into the wall it's like a five-foot like tiny tight tight tunnel 1199 00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:07,120 you're gonna have like they would you'd have to crawl to get through it 1200 00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:10,120 with us no I would go is still back at the camp 1201 00:47:10,120 --> 00:47:15,800 ninja cat so you get that thing useful yeah send her in the tunnel yes what if 1202 00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:20,720 she gets murdered your cat wasn't very useful okay Hazel you guys send your cat 1203 00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:26,200 yep I'm gonna give her a little pep talk okay break a leg do this baby girl you 1204 00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:29,720 know your way back and I'm right here and I'm gonna love you and you come back 1205 00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:36,680 well that's happening I'm searching the sarcophagi okay so you send Hazel into 1206 00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:42,680 the little little path in there and you're hearing like a meow meow you hear 1207 00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:48,880 like a big click and the tunnel caves in are you serious are you fucking serious 1208 00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:53,800 this episode of dummies with dice features Kelly Lee as Miss Muffin Nate 1209 00:47:53,800 --> 00:47:58,480 Chambers as Duke Crystal Ryan Hart as Archie Ortiz Ryan Tucker as 1210 00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:03,160 flea stick sock jelly and Tristan Hayes is the DM the episode is edited and 1211 00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:07,040 mixed by Tristan Hayes the artwork for dummies with dice created by Al 1212 00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:14,040 Sorensen can be found on Instagram 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