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Welcome to Dummies with Dice. This is our master. This is a player friendly podcast.

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With cussing and stuff. So be warned. Triggered! Triggered! Viewer warning. Use of violence

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for failing rude humor and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use. Welcome to Dummies with

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Dice, a Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast that follows four not so average dummies of

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our world that get caught up in a magical storm that are transported to the world of

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Dungeons and Dragons where they must survive and try to find a way back home.

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Hi, I'm Kelly Lee. I play Miss Muffin. She's a crazy cat lady rogue. Fun fact, Miss Muffin

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seems to like going against her better judgment. In this new world she learns she's not ashamed

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of her stealing. Hey, Nate here. My character's Duke Crystal. He's a 32 year old drug addicted

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level 3 barbarian of the group. Fun fact about Duke, his favorite color is magenta.

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Magenta. Hey everybody, R2 here. Ryan Tucker here. I play as Police Six Sock Jelly. I'm

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the hobo trash master cleric of the god Rumpke. I am a MacGyver of all things trash and garbage.

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Fun fact, I was a dumpster baby. Suck on it. Suck on it, Jizz? Suck on it.

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Hey guys, Ryan R1. I'm playing as Archie Ortiz, the 76 year old MMA gym owner. He's also the

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monk of the group. Fun fact about Archie, he won five light heavyweight titles in his

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early 20s. He's a bad motherfucker. He's a bad zombie. My name is Tristan Hayes and I

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am the dummy master and my fun fact is toilet paper is thought to have first been produced

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in the late 800s AD in China. So before that they were just going to use their hands. No,

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they used freaking leaves. Leaves. Go on. I think the Romans used a sponge or a stick.

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Don't lie to us. It was a public sponge though. No. Shared butt sponge. Yeah. Honestly, it

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just sounds like a good time. You could find a natural bidet. Is that where dingleberries

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came from? You kind of just rolled it into a ball and your butt cracked. Don't. Too far.

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Too far. Imagine the bucket. Imagine the bucket. They dipped it in again. Oh my god. Hopefully

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they fetch fresh bucket water. It's a little brown sponge. Over height. So, where we left

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off last episode, you guys were thrown into a fighting pit full of blood and death. Orcs

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have jumped in. There's an anti-magic ring around it. Let me look at your guys' initiatives

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of what we had because that's what we're going to leave off. Oh yeah, flee stick. You had

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tried to call your spiritual hammer and realized that magic could not be used in this ring.

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So, you still have your action because that was a bonus action and it is your turn to

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continue the combat. We got one guy left, right? Yes. Or standing face to face with

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you. Come on. I'm going to clipstab him. Flap his dukes. You ready? Flap his dukes. Oh yeah,

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but first I'm going to do my potion. That's a bonus action. Okay, so I'll wait in my

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turn. What is 8 and 6? Oh, never mind. That's a 2. Sorry. That's an 8. Yeah, no. Will not

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hit. You said 8 and 7? Yeah. I swing and I swish around like a helicopter realizing I

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make no contact. He's like, you're nervous for not having any health. Where's my spirit?

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Oh, now I run away from him. That would be an opportunity attack if you move away from

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him while you're engaged. Don't I have a buffer against that or something? I don't know. I

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don't think so. I know though. Alright, go ahead. Sorry. But speaking of being low on

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health, he's going to hit you with a great axe. No. I said 16 plus 5. That's a miss.

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You got lucky. 3 damage. Living on the edge. He said that's a miss with a 20. A butt cheeks.

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Killer. No butt cheeks. 4 butt cheeks. So what's Fleashtick look like right now? How's he

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looking? Bad. Real bad? He's hit like a fifth of his health. Bleeding out the mouth. I'm

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crawling the background. Well, for fourth of his health. Orc really, really loved doing

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that. And now it's Archie's turn. I'm going to go to the one that's on Fleashtick. Kick

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him in the nuts for me. And I'm going to get him, get him, crack his fucking skull open.

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Do it. Do it for me Archie. Backflip it into his head. Oh wow, yep. But 4 plus 5, 9. That

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will not hit. You bastard. He's got a luck ring on. We're fucked bud. I'm dead. Time

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to start your character. Barz action. Duke Crystal, your turn. Fuck arse. Save me. You

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guys don't need to worry about a reckless attack. You got a Duke Crystal here. Help me

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Dukie. I will use my Warhammer 2 handed reckless attack. Help me Duke, you're my only hope.

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That's a crit. Really? Yeah. So double damage. Nice, okay I'd say he's going to help you.

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You want to just call him dead? You want me to roll it out? You can roll it but we'll

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see how violently you overdo him so you can describe how you kill this guy. So that one

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wasn't bad. That would be 6 damage. We'll do it again. 7, so 12. So there's 18. Oh yeah,

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he's super, super, super dead. And then yeah. How do you kill the last one of these orcs?

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We'll call it a right in the sternum shot. Just stop the heart. They'll give him the

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Thor. The Thor of the Thanos. I just pictured him kind of like ran up and just did like

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the left leg outside step and then bam right in the chest. Right in the chest and just

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like put him to the ground. Made his ribs, hit his spine. He's just like. I like it.

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Okay, so that was the last of the orcs that jumped in after you but as you cut that one

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down, the orc gone, he stands up and he goes there we go, that's the blood we like to see.

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We like to see blood of all kinds. He goes let's get some more blood in there and you

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see two more orcs jump in and two goblins hop in. Ooh they goblins. Yes, little minions.

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We're going to roll initiative for these guys. We'll roll with the same initiative for you

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guys as we already had. Plague. I'm going to have to hop out of the home. Why are you upset

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there Archie? Cause I'm last. Ooh, little flag. It's a butterfly bush. Alright, so Duke

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you took your action and attacked anything else you wanted to do? No. Want me to turn?

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Destroy the wall with the gems? Yeah, well, would that be an action probably? It would

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be to attack if you're going to do an attack action. To run over and hit them or? What

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about rip it off the wall? To rip it off the wall, I would say probably an action. Cause

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that would be a strength action to grab it and use an object classified as. I don't think

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there's much I can do really. Okay. I think I'll just move over toward it. You're going

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to move towards. The crystal, the one that. North, south. Okay, north. Okay, so there

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is a goblin standing right in front of it. So you're going to move up to that goblin

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right there ahead of it. He dropped down from the stadium like right there in front of it.

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You see a goblin to the west about 15 feet from you dropped down and a two orcs to the

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one to the southwest and one to the southeast on the other side of the ring that dropped

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down. I'll get as close as I can without getting smacked in the face. Okay, then next up is

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Miss Muffin. Your turn pal. Which one am I closest to? There is a goblin to the north

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about 10 feet. Duke Crystal is on him. Archie is right behind Duke. Flea sticks to the right

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of Duke. There is an orc south from you about 10, 15 feet. Another orc southwest. I'm going

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to have faith that I can go the 10 feet to the goblin closest to me. The one that Duke

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is already fighting? Yep. Okay. And I'm in my cloak and I'm invisible so I'm going to

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sneak up. You were not invisible. Why? Because you used it and then attacked. You're only

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invisible when you attack until you attack. Oh yeah. What? Okay. Well anyways. You can

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re-initiate. I'll just use my sneak attack anyways. Well it's 10 feet. Doesn't matter.

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You can't use sneak attack because you don't have advantage. Okay, back the truck up. I'm

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just going to run up and jab him right in the neck. Okay. I'm going to be like, you can't

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hurt my friend. I like it. Time out. 13 plus 6. Shank in the neck. Alright. Shift. Shift.

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Oh what the hell? Oh it did. It did act funky. Yeah because the goblins aren't down there

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or anything right now. I just guessed on the north and figured out what north was. I'm

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going to get so good that I'm going to have precision nicking. I'm just going to run up

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and nick and artery so they bleed out. There we go. Alright so Miss Muffin you're going

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to do your daggering. You rolled what? I rolled a 13 plus 6. 13 plus 6 to hit? Yep. That will

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hit. Yo. That's a fun show. Then I rolled 8 damage yo. Crazy. 8 damage? Yeah so like

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when I stab him in the neck it goes straight into his spine. You did kill him so that happens.

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You hit the off switch. Yeah you hit the off switch. He twisted himself. Crunched. Crunched.

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Indeed. They won't let me click on him. Alright. Chewie. Pally wow. Flee stick. Your turn. Alright

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who's closest? You got, oh that one's dead. So you got a goblin that's on the other side

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of Archie and then you got two orcs that are down to your south southeast. One is 35 feet

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and one is 27 feet. The goblin closest to me? The orcs are. Goblin is only about 20 feet.

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I'll go to the closest orc. Okay you can do that. I'm going to get within 5 feet of him.

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And I'm going to hit him with the eclipse staff. Hit him with the eclipse staff. And I hit

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him because there's a 17 plus 6. 17 plus 6? Yep. Okay I'm going to go after the orc right?

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Yes sir. Okay so this orc is going to use its reaction. And it's going to let out a

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little roar and say someone help me out with this. No. What the f*** are you? F*** you.

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So one of the little goblins at top he throws a rock down and hits you and prevents you

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from landing your attack on him. I'm going to get the dex save against him. Yeah actually

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do his dex save. Go ahead. 19. Okay so. Plus your dex. Plus yeah my dex. Yeah so you easily

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jump out of the way because you did get even higher than his roll of the thing. Still interrupt

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to you but no damage. Okay that works. That is fair. Alright that would mean. Now I want

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to use my potion though as a bonus action. Okay yeah you can do that. Okay what's that?

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2d4 plus 2. 2d4? Yes roll a d4 twice. Is that a pyramid? Triangle. Pyramid? Yes. Triangle

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pyramid same thing. I don't know how to read I guess that's a 2. Same thing. Yeah. Okay

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so 2 plus 2 so you got 4 health back. Nice. I'll take it. And orc d's turn. The orc of

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that is up on you please Dave. The orc d. Orc d. Alright he's going to swing at you with

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his greataxe. How dare he. Nobody calls him. How dare he just swing at me with that greataxe.

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So 18 plus 5. Damn. That I want. Yeah. I want that I want. Fuck you. Alright 8 damage. Fuck

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you. I'm dead. Are you down? I'm up close. Oh you're close? Okay so you're not down yet.

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Alright. You're trying to kill me fucker. You're up on him. What am I supposed to do? Hide

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in the corner? No. He's fucking yanked. Okay so it's the other orc's turn and he sees the

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group over there gathered up and he's going to launch a javelin over at Archie. Fuck him.

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I flee stick shot. No I'm just kidding. These guys are rolling good. 15 plus 5. You get

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a deck save on that right? Because they're throwing it? No. Javelin right in the knee.

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Fuck you. 7. You son of a bitch. 7 damage. He sees a quarter shit. Archie your turn.

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You just got stuck in the way with a javelin. Pull the javelin out of your leg and throw

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it right back at him. Why are you trying to kill us? There is a goblin yes about 10 feet

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to your west. That's the closest thing to me? Yes. Alright well he's going to get it. He's

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going to get it. Oh my god dude. Dig it. What is it? Freaking oh god. Oh what am I supposed

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to do? 12. 12? On the goblin? Yeah. It will not hit. Yeah this is bullshit. This is such

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bullshit. Oh wait we're cheating. Yeah no it won't hit. This guy's cheating. He gave

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me freaking dice it don't worry. You have green ones too. They're loaded bro. Alright

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so as if perfect timing goblin's turn. He's going to use his schematar to slice you. I

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see. 8 plus 4 if I hit you. What's that? 12. No. No? Okay it will not hit. He's going

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to use his bonus action to disengage. He's going to move down his movement speed towards

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the other orb at the other end of the room. Wait so if I miss my ankle attack can I use

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a bonus action to attack again? What you're unarmed? Yeah. No I think you have to hit

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to be able to do it. Or a fury of loathe you have to hit first. Actually I don't know.

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If a fury of loathe costs a bonus action and a key point then you should go ahead and do

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it no matter what. If it's just a bonus action it's the same thing. If a fury of loathe costs

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a bonus action and a key point. I'm not. Cause I'd be your special attack unarmed strike

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doesn't it? Yeah I guess I could have spent a key point. And did a fury of loathe. Okay

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but that goblin did move down towards the other orb so it is now back to the top of

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the round do crystal. Oh wait I couldn't turn it into attack while it was running. And he

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disengaged he has a bonus action he's able to use nimble escape and he's a goblin to

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disengage. I'm going to break that northern crystal. Okay. Make your attack roll. 18 plus

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7 since I'm using the warhammer I guess. Okay that would definitely hit the gem. Roll some

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damage here. Not super high. 7? Yeah actually. So you swing your warhammer and you just shatter

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that bitch right there in pieces. Fuck you. You can almost hear Yield from the gem. So

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the blue crystals blocking the magic spoke? Two of them. Two of the four. We got two more.

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Cause the dude javelin'd one on her earlier with the natural one. There's one on each

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side of the room. I'm about to go for the one away from all the stuff. So that was your

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main your action duke. You get bonus. Miss muffin. I'm going to give fleece stick suck

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jelly my healing potion. She just toss it over to him I guess. I don't know how you

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really do that. Catch this motherfucker you need it. I caught it. Natural 20. Really?

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That's awesome. Okay yeah. I was actually going to do a dex save or something so you

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can catch it cause I didn't want to do the whole attack roll to see if she can throw

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it. Yeah. You had one I don't know. Good shit you got it. That's that then. That's your

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turn. Miss muffin. Fleece stick your turn. Alright I am taking a healing potion. Was

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it a normal one Kelly or was it a greater one? It's the one that I got when I got the

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biggie and the healing potion. Regular. You didn't say greater. Just the d4. Yeah 2d4

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plus 2. Damn I only rolled one last time. Oh shit. Yeah 2. It's different. 2. It says

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4 plus 2 is 6. Good. Good health. Alright now I'm going to run to what crystal is away

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from everybody? Alright well you got an orc still engaged with you. You ran a crystal

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on orc. Saw I can't disengage. You can. I'm not going to risk the biscuit. As I say you

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can use an action to disengage but then you wouldn't have an action to attack the gym.

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Yeah so fuck it. So I'm just going to get and merc this dude real quick. Just hit him

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with the. Eclipse stat right into the cranium. Shit. That's a 17. Plus. No with the plus.

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Oh ok alright. Yeah that hits. Fo sho. Fo sho. For sure for sure. It would be 6 damage.

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6 damage. Good hit. Not the greatest hit on him but it's a good hit. And now I. Never

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mind. Alright. I passed the torch. Someone save me. It's an orc d's turn. Orc d. Orc

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d nuts. You can orc these nuts. So he's going to. That's not the right character. She. Yeah

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swing his axe. At the natural one. And I weave it. You definitely weave it. He goes to swing

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the axe and I'll say he comes down and chops his own toe off. And I stand there. So he's

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going to take 2 damage from chopping his own toe off. With his own axe. He's going to bleed

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out. My old dog. Orc e. Orc e. He's going to make his way over to Archie. He's going

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to run up on you. You're closest to him. Ok. Ok. He's going to grab his axe. That's a

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freaking 19 plus 5. Oh shit. Did I make a strength saving throw? Uh no. No I got it.

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Come on. Please. It is 4. No it's not. 6 damage. You don't even know what you're talking about.

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Oh my god. It would be that way. Alrighty Will. It's my turn right? Your turn. Alright

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well. He's getting it. Getting it. He's in your face. So get. Give him. Yeah 15 plus

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5. Fuck this motherfucker. There you go. That's a hit. Alrighty. 6 plus 3. That's 9. And then

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I'm going to use a ki point to hit him with. Actually no I'm just going to do unarmed strike

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because it's the same damage. So I'm going to do an unarmed strike. Wait what was the

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first set of damage you did? 9 damage with my cane. Ok. And then unarmed strike. I have

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to roll for that again right? Uh yes. 14. Yes that will hit. 1d4. 1d4? 1d4. T is not

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hit. Ok so 4 damage. 4 damage. He's beaten up and he's bleeding. His lips busted. He's

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smacked around a bit. Yeah teach him to fuck with me. Yeah or he. Fuck with us. Now it

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is the goblins turn. No. Goblin E. And he just watched Archie smack around his orc friend.

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His big orc pal. He's going to pull his shortbow back and try to shoot you with it. No. It's

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an 11 plus 4. Son of a bitch. The hit. Ouch. Dead on the money. He goes you get away from

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him and does 8 damage. Well I'm dead. You are down. Dun dun dun. Exactly 8 damage.

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He's not unconscious. Yeah you are knocked unconscious. I am your duke crystal. It is

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your duty. I think. I'm going to kill that dude so I can get away from him. This is a

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rough one. I don't know if I'm going to make it out alive. The old man might die. What's

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back here? All these are orcs. You guys can openly plan. Ok I think. Make plans. Make

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plans. I'm thinking. Thinking what you would like to do in this treacherous battle. I think

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we should bust the crystals quickly. So we can use magic. I think we should try to get

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rid of them. Portugon sees you guys taking a breather while everybody is taking their

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moments. They see Archie get whacked upside the head and fall to the ground. He's like

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make your plans little man. Make your plans. He goes my men are here for blood. They are

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going to get blood. You are going to use your magic and you are nothing without magic. Ok

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so I'm going to move over to the. You ever heard of blood magic? It's cool. I'm moving

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over to the eastern crystal. Ok. I'm going to smash. Smash. So I got to roll. Hack.

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Hell with it. I'll do a reckless attack. Man just say reckless. So 17 to hit. Yes. It's

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not incredibly armored. I didn't think so. I'm going to move over here. I got messed

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up. Oh. Pamploflossed. Oof. That is six damage. Six damage. You crack it and you smack it

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good but then it kind of bounces off because you just didn't get the right angle and it

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cracks like deep in it but it's still faintly glowing. Archie is 10 feet to your west along

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with an orc in front of him. Duke is to your east about 15 feet at the crystal. Flee stick

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is fighting an orc that is about 30 feet from down to the south and a goblin to the southwest

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about 25 feet. The closest to me. Is the one that just knocked Archie unconscious. Yeah

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I'm going to get that one. Ok. I'm just going to dagger him. It's the orc right? Yes. And

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they're huge. No I thought the goblin was the one that shot me. Oh yeah the goblin shot

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him yes but the orc is still up on him. Oh you're going for the orc. Yes. I'm going to

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run up and stick my dagger right in his belly button. Right in his belly button. Right in

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the dejunum. No! 4 plus 6. Nope. No no you miss. Dang. Definitely miss. Aren't you dual

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wielding weapons? I have two daggers. You got one in your offhand right? I have one in

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one hand and one in the other yeah. So you can do an offhand attack to do your second

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attack to a dagger. Like as I'm running I can throw the other one? No. You can stab stab.

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That's what I wanted to be doing. Ok then yeah you got to roll for that. You got to

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roll and it doesn't roll. You got to roll for a stab and then roll for another stab.

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Oh so I need to roll again. Yeah. Each is their individual. I just thought about it.

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It does less damage. 15 plus 6 for my left hand stab. Yeah but you don't add your ability

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modifier to the damage I think is what it is. Yeah. So it's just a normal stab. Which is

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kind of still it's also. So my right hand stab misses while my left hand stab goes whoosh.

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What did you get? 15 plus 6. Yes that will hit. 1d4 plus 4. So maybe you just 1d4 because

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you don't get that plus 4 on the offhand. Ok so then just one damage because I accidentally

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rolled a 1. Better than missing. If you only had one weapon it would have just been a miss.

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Ok. Stabbed him. He got him. Left hand. Left hand stab. He cut his belly button. Unless.

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Dude you have. Let me see this real quick. Well it is a plus 1 blade isn't it? I don't

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know if it's. What's your wrong feel? No her normal one is just. Actually it would be my

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normal one because my plus 1 is in my right hand that's for sure. Hmm. Weird. I think

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you have so many attackers I think. I don't know. She's fucking psyched. She's got like

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a flash. She got one in between each of her fingers. She's. Edward says her hands. Ok

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so. The buff and slash. Alright so yeah you did that. The hash laying slash. Uh. Flee

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stick. Yes. Is it your turn? Trash master. You got the orc still in your face. Yes. He's

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hurt. Alright so I'm just going to slap him with my staff. I'm going to whip out my staff.

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Slap him with your staff. Slap him on the face a couple times like a little bitch. 17.

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Oh yeah. That was a hit. Alright. 8 damage. Oh good shot. 1 hit over his much HPs he

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had so he is dead. Good hit. Yaw. Orc D is dead. Now I want to walk away. Orc D. You

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want to walk towards the gym? I want to walk away. I was about to say you've got like 15

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feet to the gym if you want to go to that. Yes I want to go to the gym. The goblin is

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about 10-15 feet to your west is from there so. Alright yep. So you're aware of your surroundings.

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Perfect. Um it's the other orc's turn that was fighting Archie and Miss Muffin so that

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means it's Miss Muffin's turn to taste the fury of his axe. No. So Miss Muffin prepare.

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10 plus 5. 14. So we'll call that a hit. 7 damage. Ouch. Ow. That's all I got. Have

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it hit me? Uh yeah. Uh. Ow is all you got. Archie. Oh. Uh you need to make a death save.

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So what is that roll? D20. D20 and it has to be above. I didn't mean to do that. I think

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above 10. I didn't mean to do that. I know it's above the amount of last damage you took.

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Or 10 if it was lower. I was trying to click on this to see and I didn't mean to and I

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accidentally rolled it on my phone. Oh did it do it? What did it do? Failure or success?

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Yeah it got a natural 1. Really? Yeah. So what does it say? 1 fail? Okay yeah you're

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good then. That's fine. It won't do it that way. No I have 2 failures for some reason.

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You can probably cancel them. Yeah you can. And just do them manually. It can actually

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just roll right? Yeah. If you can hollow the dots back out or whatever. So I just rolled

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a D20 then? Yeah I think it has to be above 10. So what health were you at? I was at 8

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and I took 8 damage. I'm at 0. So he has to roll higher than a 10. I think it's the damage

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you took if it's higher than 10 or something like that. I got 12. So that's a 1 successful.

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You gotta get 3 saves. Yeah essentially. That's tough. Did you put the odds here? Um hang

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on let me see here. Save through time though. It's kind of it's unusual to get 3 in a row.

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Usually you get like a save, a fail, a save, a save. Do I have to get higher than 12 next

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time now? No. Or just keep? 10 every time. It should still be 10 every time since you

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didn't take hella damage. First one was a real asshole. He'd have them goblins start

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with rocks and then your corpse and do more damage. Did you just attack him? His dead

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lifeless body laying on the floor? He could if he wanted to. I mean yeah I could at least

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then did I. Yeah I did. It's cold blooded way to play as a DM. You're like oh you have

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24 health and you're negative 18. What were we trying to look at just now? Almost a dead.

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What were you just talking about? What did you just do? I had to get 3 more savings.

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Oh yeah that's the end of this. Did you roll again? I already. You got one successful. You

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were to 12 already. I was just making sure. I had them all in one turn. No when your turn

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rolls back around you do another one. Oh okay I was lost. Until unless one of us comes over

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heals you. Gets you up. Or helps. Are you doing is that an actual D&D cleaning? Like

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Ballers Gate where you just help one health. As long as I can get up I have a greater

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hand. The best way to save a creature with zero hit points is to heal it. Healing is

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unavailable. The creature can at least be stabilized so that it isn't killed by a failed

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death saving throw. You can use your action to administer first aid to an unconscious

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creature. It requires a DC 10 medicine check. Okay so that essentially just means. So you

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just make it where they don't die then someone has to. They're unconscious but they're stable

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so they can't have failed throws but they won't get up until you apply healing. Or I

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would do spirit. I thought that was just a Ballers Gate thing because it was a video

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game. When you make a death saving throw roll a one on the D20. Wait what? Oh when you roll

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a one it counts as two failures. That's why it did that. If you roll a 20 on the D20

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you regain one hit point. Damn that's rough. If the damage is from a critical hit point.

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Roll a D20. If the roll is 10 or higher you succeed otherwise you fail. Either auto get

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up or hit two fails. The third success becomes stable and the third failure you die. So yeah

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you just have to roll higher than 10. And someone can administer medicine to you with

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a DC 10 wisdom medicine check to stabilize you. So yeah if your wisdom is high that would

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be pretty easy for you. And if you have any medicine. Okay so. Is cure wings magic? Yes.

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That's what I thought. So you save then. That's why I'm trying to bust the crystals. Yeah.

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The southern crystal is the last one. I'm going to bust the eastern one next turn. Yeah. Alright

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it's the golem's turn. He's going to shoot a short bow at miss bow. I walked to the eastern

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and I was about to bust it. Miss? I've been locked up in the fort. 15 plus 5. The eastern's

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got like one health. Oh okay. Short bow golem. Yeah and then I'll move to the southern once

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you get over there. Yeah hopefully I'll get it busted. Free damage. And then you can go

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straight to healing and I can go straight to the 10. That would be nice. Take me out slowly.

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Duke your turn. Alright. Let's see. My turn. Alright. I think I am going to move. Let's

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see. You still have to smash your crystal because you cracked it but it's still glowing.

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Did you say you were going to move to the eastern? Yeah I just moved over to the crystal

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right? No you're at the southern one. Oh I'm at the southern one. You may as well knock

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out the southern one. Yeah. You take care of that one. I had it backwards. Throws a bonus

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action. Throwing a weapon is an action. Oh okay. Then I'm just going to smack that old

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crystal with a war hammer again. Smack it. I'll do another reckless attack. Mushroom

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stamp. Mushroom stamp it. Yes. 17 plus 7. We'll just call that good. Six damage. Oh yeah

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she shattered. Okay. Crushed. Look at the crater in the wall. The glow. Oh shit. Breaks

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away. Boom. It shatters and shatters the ground. I hope the freaking orcs are sweating up there.

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Oh they're roaring. They're loving it. But they're also kind of scared because they don't

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know who to root for. Do they realize the crystals are breaking? Yeah. They don't know

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who to root for because they're liking the blood but they also don't like all of them

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dizzy. Get nervous about what we're going to do when the crystals break. Miss Muffin it's

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your turn. Yeah I'm going to try and stab him again. Stabbing. So I'm going to double

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roll because I'm going to dagger dagger. Remember that darkness I can shoot down and hit shit

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with. So not that one. No it just makes shit worse. I would say it's magic because when

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you did it it was what she kind of gave you the magic to imbue your fleas. No. Good. Yeah.

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Give you control over it. Alright sorry Kelly what'd you? So I rolled a 4 for the first

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dagger. Okay miss. And 11 plus 5 for the second. Yes that one will hit. Okay so one more. Okay

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so 1d4 plus 3. 3 plus 3. Okay he is dead. Yay. He's wiping. Murdered. Wiped his butt.

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His archie lays down by your feet wounded gravely. Oh god. That sound please take next

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because he's so angry. Alright please take it's your turn so. Are you going to hit that

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gem or are you going. I'm going to run up to hit that gem as I slowly crest Archie's

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leg. Okay. I'm just kidding. You're cresting his leg. I'm not walking back. Cross. Fuck

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there's an orc and a goblin on either side of this crest. There is now just a goblin

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left and he is like 10 feet to your west. Alright so I'm going to run up that crest

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and hit it with my stone. That is a 16. Yeah. Alright. 4 damage. Okay you hit it and it

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cracks and the faint glow slightly less but she's still glowing. Can we say that it flinched

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and I had a reaction and hit it. No. Archie. I'm pretending to be dead. Your death save.

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What? 9. Fail. Alright fail. One fail. One fail. Well does it take away the success or

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does it. No. Okay. One failed one. Alright the goblins turn. He realizes what's happening

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rapidly and turns to shoot you with the short bow. Foley stick sock jelly. And I weave it

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because I seen it coming. 11 plus 5 because you just took it. Sorry 11 plus 4 sorry. No.

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No? Alright. I about. I have to roll the damage anyway. Fuck you're gonna still hit us. Alright

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Duke Crystal. Your turn my boy. Get that gooblin. Bit far in the run. Bit far in the run yeah

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because the goblin is about 35 feet from you. Unless you want to get the crystal so I can

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automatically. Bit of a waste of my turn. Cracker nut. Yeah I could do that. I have a crowbar.

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I could crack it. Just pry out a wall. I would give you advantage on strength check to pry it out of the wall.

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You could have done that. I do another reckless attack. On the gym. Well what about. Huh? Oh yeah on the gym.

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The southern one. We should try to pry it out and keep it. Use it against them. You cannot use your magic here.

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I'm not using that one. 14 plus 7. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. That is 15 damage. Yeah shattered it.

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And as you see it fall and crumble away. Orc 2 on jump 7. He goes what? No! No fucking way!

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You can't do that. And then you feel the magic like course back into your body. That's the stuff.

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Anti magic ring dissipates. So. Red deal boys and girls. What a dummy. Miss muffin.

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He thought it was in. Penicillin. What healing back or should I use? Should I just do the. The one I was by I killed it.

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So now what's left. Yes there's one goblin left. Okay so I'm going to. How far away is he? I'm going to do the touching thing on him first.

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He is about 20 feet from you. 20 feet? Yes. Alright I'm just going to run up and I'm also going to stick him in his neck.

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Okay go for it. Stick him in his neck. There's one specifically that brings him. But it only leaves him at zero health.

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17 plus 6. Yeah that one definitely did. 1d4 plus 4. 3 plus 4. 7 damage. 7 damage? Wow.

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How do you kill him? How do you kill this last goblin? I run out and I jab him in the neck.

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Because I got luck jabbing him in the neck lately. Okay. Alright.

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Miss muffin runs up and sticks the last goblin in the neck as he falls. And you guys feel the magic flow back into flea stick.

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And Orchagon stands up and he goes there's no fucking way that you just did that. And he starts running down.

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And he gets up against the north end of the cage and he points back towards the statue.

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And you see fuckarses leg sticking out the side of the statue like his body is back there.

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And he goes your friend the donkey fuck thing. He goes I had a good talk with him and we exchanged some good blood.

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Not really exchanged. He didn't get any of mine. I just got a lot of his.

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So I'm going to rip this fucking cage off of here and I'm going to come down there and I'm going to rip your arms off.

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Every one of you. And he's going to spend this turn destroying the cage to jump down to you.

357
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:15,000
So you guys are all going to get pretty much one free turn to do something before he gets down.

358
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:19,000
So what would you guys like to do before he jumps down here?

359
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:23,000
Run straight over to fuckarses and see if he's still alive.

360
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,000
I'd like to make a death saving throw.

361
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,000
Oh never mind.

362
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:28,000
Is the goblin dead?

363
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,000
I'd like to make a death saving throw.

364
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,000
Oh well.

365
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:33,000
For what?

366
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:35,000
Cause I'm down.

367
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,000
Oh right.

368
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:40,000
They can do something for you. You can make a save if you want.

369
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:43,000
But then they may be able to help you out. He's got his magic.

370
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:47,000
You all are going to get basically one turn of action before he jumps down.

371
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:49,000
Got an 18 so one more.

372
00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:51,000
Oh yeah. Definitely a save.

373
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:54,000
Almost a natural 20 and you just got up with 1 HP.

374
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,000
Or what you gained back with 1 HP.

375
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:58,000
Alright so.

376
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:01,000
I just have one saving throw left to make.

377
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:08,000
But you guys decide what you would like to do before Orctagon, the Orc Warchief jumps down.

378
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:10,000
I don't know what the options are.

379
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:17,000
He's literally up there manhandling the gate and just ripping on it and trying to rip it in half and tear it down to get down to you guys.

380
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,000
I'm going to frantically look around me and look for a way to escape.

381
00:39:20,000 --> 00:39:24,000
If you look back towards the ladder that you were kind of going up towards the south.

382
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:31,000
You can see it opening but the gates closed and latched and there's obviously enemies outside of it.

383
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:36,000
I'm going to...can I do something else?

384
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:38,000
Yeah you can do something. That was just...

385
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000
Yeah I was just frantically looking around.

386
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:48,000
Okay so I'm going to look up and be like wow how far of a distance is that for me to throw my dagger at him?

387
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:50,000
Throw your dagger at him?

388
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:51,000
Yeah.

389
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:56,000
From where you're standing, I mean you can move closer and throw it if you'd like to give me that.

390
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,000
If you want to try to throw your dagger at him.

391
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,000
It definitely could hit him.

392
00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:02,000
Yeah it could. I'm going to say you have to throw at this advantage because he's up higher than you.

393
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:12,000
Instead of throwing my dagger can I pick up the javelin off the ground that they were throwing at us and throw it up at him? Javelin him?

394
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,000
That would be hard I think for you to do.

395
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,000
I believe it's strength that you could.

396
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:18,000
Can I try?

397
00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,000
Because it's not like a light weapon.

398
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,000
Can I try?

399
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:26,000
I think it would cost you an action I think to pick it up and have it prepared and ready to...

400
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:30,000
You can't just pick something up and have it equipped. It takes an action to equip it.

401
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,000
If I can't pick it up and throw it at him I can just pick it up.

402
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,000
Yeah.

403
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,000
I have my attack that would work.

404
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000
I am going to be like...

405
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,000
Especially since you hold metal fence.

406
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:45,000
I'm going to be like wow fuck I can't pick up this javelin and throw it so I'm going to be like dude do something.

407
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000
Dude do something?

408
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,000
What's that?

409
00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,000
Are you going to do something dude?

410
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:50,000
Sure.

411
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:54,000
Yeah I guess I'll use my old lightning bolt ring.

412
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,000
I'm going to say...

413
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,000
Sha Rukin.

414
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,000
Do I have an angle to do it up out of there?

415
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:03,000
I'd say you can but you're not going to get like advantage or any special damage from the metal.

416
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:07,000
I'll just say it kind of evens out a disadvantage of being like low to the ground.

417
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:13,000
Since he's so much higher than you guys I'll say like you're hitting the bolt, the chain which is going to give you not disadvantage.

418
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:16,000
At least I didn't know if I could see him or if I was just trying to hit the fence.

419
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:20,000
Yeah you're just going to have not disadvantage instead of normal ass roll.

420
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:21,000
Gotcha.

421
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,000
How far does it...what's the range on this one?

422
00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,000
100 foot.

423
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,000
I'm linear.

424
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,000
5 foot wide.

425
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,000
I don't think there is no roll to hit.

426
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,000
It's just save.

427
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000
Yeah dexterity.

428
00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:38,000
I don't know what the base for that is on the save.

429
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,000
Here I'm looking it up real quick.

430
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:43,000
Dexterity saving throw.

431
00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:48,000
Each creature in the line must make a dexterity saving throw or taking 8d6 lightning damage.

432
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,000
Yes.

433
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:53,000
Okay so yeah you can do that if you want.

434
00:41:53,000 --> 00:42:05,000
So I guess I'll give...hmmm so it's a save so I guess I would have given him advantage to dodge it but since he's holding the fence I'll give him rid of his advantage so we'll just make it normal dex save I guess.

435
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:07,000
You're going to figure Mike hits you off the road.

436
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:08,000
Yeah.

437
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,000
Pull up his character sheet.

438
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,000
Sorry.

439
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,000
No.

440
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,000
He fails it.

441
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,000
No 2 plus...

442
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,000
Oh no a 2.

443
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:16,000
2.

444
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,000
Okay 8d6 again.

445
00:42:19,000 --> 00:42:21,000
Oh my god.

446
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,000
So 3 plus 8.

447
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:27,000
Oh boy 14.

448
00:42:27,000 --> 00:42:29,000
He's got a lot of health.

449
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,000
15.

450
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000
20.

451
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:34,000
24.

452
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,000
24 heck.

453
00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,000
Oh wait no he was getting 8 so that would be 2 more.

454
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:40,000
I counted to 6 so.

455
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,000
Oh lord 30.

456
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,000
34.

457
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,000
34 damage.

458
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,000
Yes.

459
00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:49,000
Alright so you rack that fuck...oh wait there is a...

460
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:54,000
There's a orc, a goblin, and fuckars.

461
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:58,000
Haha cool I don't give a shit.

462
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,000
So that is...

463
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,000
Fuckars is dextrous.

464
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:04,000
He better be dextrous.

465
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,000
He might already be dead.

466
00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,000
They might have tortured him to death.

467
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,000
Used him for donkey shows.

468
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:13,000
Okay so fuckars saves but he's dead now.

469
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,000
No matter what.

470
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,000
Because he has a lot of health and he just got hit with half of that.

471
00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:18,000
What was it?

472
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,000
34.

473
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:20,000
34.

474
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,000
Yes so.

475
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,000
He took two.

476
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:27,000
You see as a bolt hits it goes around him and flies him as he hangs onto a chain link

477
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:31,000
and it stops flying for a second and he leans forward and he looks up and he's like that

478
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:33,000
felt fucking good didn't it boys?

479
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:39,000
And he turns around and there's a fried skeleton of an orc and a goblin.

480
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:43,000
And then he looks back again and you just see twitching of fuckars's legs back there

481
00:43:43,000 --> 00:44:07,000
and then it just goes limp.

482
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:13,000
It is a hundred feet distance attack so yes it definitely would have been a good cover

483
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,000
for fuckars's legs.

484
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,000
Very nice.

485
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,000
Body back there behind that thing so.

486
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:18,000
Smashed.

487
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,000
Be dead.

488
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:22,000
Yes there goes that.

489
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:26,000
He had a short and good resurrected life.

490
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:29,000
Yeah so you got one more thing to do.

491
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:32,000
Flee stick you can do something if you'd like to do your action.

492
00:44:32,000 --> 00:44:33,000
Bonus action.

493
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:41,000
I'm going to go up and I'm going to use cure wounds on Mr. Archie over here.

494
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:42,000
Do it up.

495
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:45,000
It will be a second level spell slot.

496
00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:52,000
So that will be two 1d8s plus the modifier.

497
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,000
2d8?

498
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000
Yes plus seven.

499
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:57,000
2d8 plus seven damn.

500
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:59,000
Oh yeah your life domain.

501
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,000
Yep.

502
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,000
So what do I do since I'm.

503
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:03,000
He's in a role and it will give you health.

504
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000
So I just let him heal you.

505
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,000
But it doesn't matter that I still have one saving throw?

506
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,000
No you're fine.

507
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,000
It will get you back to the past.

508
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,000
So that's 11 health so far.

509
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,000
Plus oh yeah.

510
00:45:14,000 --> 00:45:16,000
And eight plus seven is what?

511
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:19,000
15 so 11 plus 15.

512
00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:21,000
That's what 26?

513
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:23,000
26 health points.

514
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:26,000
Err 26 health points.

515
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,000
So you get all that back.

516
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:30,000
Well I don't even have to use my healing potion.

517
00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:34,000
That's the power of the life domain in a cleric.

518
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,000
You get so many bonuses with it.

519
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,000
So yeah you gain that much health back.

520
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,000
Alright then.

521
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:44,000
And as my bonus action I'm going to summon my spiritual weapon.

522
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,000
Okay alright.

523
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,000
Where are you going to summon it at?

524
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,000
Does it have like range of where you can summon it?

525
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:55,000
It's going to be in a defensive position against me.

526
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,000
To block me from like.

527
00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:57,000
Kind of in front of you.

528
00:45:57,000 --> 00:46:01,000
And this would give disadvantage to any people throwing correct?

529
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,000
I don't know.

530
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,000
I don't think so.

531
00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:04,000
I didn't get it.

532
00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:06,000
I think it literally just becomes like a summon.

533
00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:08,000
Like it's a creature in the battle.

534
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,000
It's a bonus action.

535
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:13,000
So when you attack you can use a bonus action to use it to attack as well.

536
00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:14,000
Okay cool.

537
00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:17,000
Okay so that's everything then.

538
00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:21,000
Archie you don't really get an extra turn because you were just brought back to life.

539
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:25,000
So yeah then the orc.

540
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:29,000
Orc to gone he kind of just like rips down that cage.

541
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,000
And jumps down into the middle of the pit.

542
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:38,000
Which is actually right where Dukie is standing I believe.

543
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:42,000
And leaps down there and he gets a very good initiative.

544
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:44,000
So is he the last one down there in the ring with us?

545
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,000
Yes he's the only one down there.

546
00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,000
Oh let's get it.

547
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,000
He is hurt but I will say he is tough.

548
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:53,000
And he has a lot of people around this thing to help him.

549
00:46:53,000 --> 00:46:55,000
He's got special abilities.

550
00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,000
This is indeed in all purposes a boss fight.

551
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:01,000
And I don't have any key points left besides one.

552
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,000
So be ready.

553
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:11,000
Alright we're going to start off with the old top of the round.

554
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:16,000
Which is actually Orc to Gone's turn because he rolled extremely good.

555
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:20,000
Okay.

556
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:24,000
So it is actually Orc to Gone's turn first.

557
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:26,000
Because he rolled really good with his initiative.

558
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:30,000
So he is going to attack with a multi attack at Duke.

559
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:33,000
And then turn around and try to spear Miss Muppet.

560
00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,000
So great axe with Duke which is a 9.

561
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,000
Oh shit he gets away.

562
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:40,000
Okay 9 plus 6.

563
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,000
That's it.

564
00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:42,000
Okay.

565
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,000
8 damage.

566
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:46,000
8 damage.

567
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000
No I was trying to see the pluses.

568
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:50,000
12 damage.

569
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,000
That was a big hit.

570
00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:57,000
Okay now he's going to turn around and try to whip out a spear and stab you Miss Muppet.

571
00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,000
What a fucking face.

572
00:47:58,000 --> 00:47:59,000
Does he?

573
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:01,000
Does a 12 plus 6 do it?

574
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:02,000
Yup.

575
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:03,000
And yes he does.

576
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:04,000
Well shit.

577
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,000
Stabs me where?

578
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,000
Right near uterus.

579
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,000
Right near.

580
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:11,000
He does butthole.

581
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,000
You do have one of those.

582
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:13,000
8 damage.

583
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:14,000
Everyone has a butthole.

584
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,000
8 damage damn.

585
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:18,000
Yes and he roars in absolute fury.

586
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:19,000
Does he?

587
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:21,000
Duke it's your turn.

588
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:22,000
He's on you.

589
00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:24,000
Miss Muppet is on the other side of him.

590
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,000
Archie you are up.

591
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:27,000
How nice.

592
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,000
There you go.

593
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,000
Let it commence.

594
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,000
Drink potion.

595
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:31,000
Drink potion?

596
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,000
Yup.

597
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,000
Okay.

598
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,000
Bonus action.

599
00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:35,000
I need a potion.

600
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:36,000
Is that a bonus action?

601
00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:39,000
I don't know what a bonus action is.

602
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,000
For potions?

603
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,000
Yeah.

604
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,000
I believe it's a bonus action.

605
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,000
Yeah you're right.

606
00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:46,000
I think it is.

607
00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:57,000
3, 5, 8, 4 plus 4 so 8 plus 20 plus 16 health back.

608
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:58,000
Nice.

609
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,000
That is good health.

610
00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:02,000
That was good amount of health back.

611
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:03,000
Yes.

612
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:04,000
Okay.

613
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:05,000
And.

614
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,000
Oh yeah that was your bonus action so.

615
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,000
Main action.

616
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,000
Yup.

617
00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,000
Dark greatsword.

618
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:11,000
The dark greatsword.

619
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:12,000
Yes.

620
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,000
Okay.

621
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,000
Well would that be an action to equip it?

622
00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:15,000
Because you already have.

623
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,000
That's true.

624
00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,000
I did have the war hammer.

625
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,000
Damn it.

626
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,000
I mean you can do that.

627
00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:20,000
You know it's going to hit hard.

628
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,000
Pull it out.

629
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:23,000
Alright.

630
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:28,240
As you pull it out you like grab it and it starts like thumping and thumping and thumping

631
00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:29,240
in your hand.

632
00:49:29,240 --> 00:49:33,520
He's like good because I can feel the anger and I can feel the blood pumping in your hands.

633
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:36,520
We're about to get some more aren't we?

634
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,000
It's almost like he looks around.

635
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:39,720
He goes wait.

636
00:49:39,720 --> 00:49:40,720
What the fuck?

637
00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:41,720
There's a lot of blood in here.

638
00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:42,720
How did I get this blood?

639
00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:47,720
What do you say to this as you hear this in your head?

640
00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:49,720
I don't know.

641
00:49:49,720 --> 00:49:53,600
Because you drink too much of my blood whenever you drink their blood.

642
00:49:53,600 --> 00:50:00,480
He just gives like a very grim like hmm okay and then it gets quiet so there you go.

643
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:02,480
That's how it be though.

644
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:03,480
That's how it be.

645
00:50:03,480 --> 00:50:06,480
If I would kill everybody with it I'd be fucking.

646
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:07,480
Miss Muffin.

647
00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:08,480
Yeah.

648
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:09,480
Someone help me.

649
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:10,480
Your turn.

650
00:50:10,480 --> 00:50:11,480
Orc you're on.

651
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:12,480
I'm gonna stab you with a spear.

652
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:13,480
Yeah and I'm.

653
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:19,160
So I'm gonna take my last potion of healing it's a greater one.

654
00:50:19,160 --> 00:50:20,160
Okay.

655
00:50:20,160 --> 00:50:21,160
So how do I do this?

656
00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:24,680
I believe it's 4d4 plus 4 right?

657
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:28,560
So you roll 4d4's plus 4 and then take her out of your own thorty.

658
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:29,560
One.

659
00:50:29,560 --> 00:50:30,560
Five.

660
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:31,560
Seven.

661
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:32,560
Eight.

662
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:33,560
Plus what?

663
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:34,560
Plus four.

664
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:35,560
Twelve.

665
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:38,560
Okay you got twelve health points back.

666
00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:41,640
Is that all I can do?

667
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:44,640
Like that was my action?

668
00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:47,640
That was your bonus action to use a potion.

669
00:50:47,640 --> 00:50:50,640
You still got an action.

670
00:50:50,640 --> 00:50:51,640
Awesome.

671
00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:52,640
One sec.

672
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:53,640
Points flying in.

673
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:54,640
Twelve healed.

674
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:59,160
Okay so I'm going to now dagger dagger him.

675
00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:04,960
Okay you'll do one dagger because your bonus action is already used for a potion.

676
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:05,960
What?

677
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:08,320
Okay well one dagger is fine but I rolled a natural twenty.

678
00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:09,320
So I'm going to dagger him.

679
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:10,320
One damage twice.

680
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:11,320
One plus four is.

681
00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:12,320
Five plus three plus four is seven so five to seven.

682
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:13,320
Seven?

683
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:14,320
Five plus seven?

684
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:15,320
Okay twelve damage to him?

685
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:16,320
Yeah.

686
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:17,320
Is that with both or?

687
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:18,320
Do you add the plus four to each one of the ones you rolled?

688
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:19,320
Or you just roll both of them and then add plus four to the end?

689
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:20,320
On healing?

690
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:21,320
No for crit natural twenty.

691
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:22,320
Double damage.

692
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:23,320
Oh okay.

693
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:24,320
So I'm going to go with that.

694
00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:40,320
You add your modifier.

695
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:41,680
To both rolls.

696
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:45,000
Just not when it's off hand like if you're doing a normal off hand attack you won't land

697
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:46,000
it but.

698
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:48,360
You wouldn't get that unless it was the double damage for the.

699
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:49,360
Hell yeah!

700
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:50,360
Flee stick.

701
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:51,360
Your turn.

702
00:51:51,360 --> 00:51:52,360
Alrighty.

703
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:59,360
Well I am going to do cure wounds on myself.

704
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:00,360
Very nice.

705
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:01,360
Do you need.

706
00:52:01,360 --> 00:52:02,360
Cure wounds on yourself okay.

707
00:52:02,360 --> 00:52:03,360
Yep.

708
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:04,360
Takes your action.

709
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:07,360
Doing a big boy heal spell.

710
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:10,360
What does that life domain mean?

711
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:13,360
Level one or two spell?

712
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:14,360
Level one.

713
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:15,360
Okay.

714
00:52:15,360 --> 00:52:16,360
Yeah.

715
00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:17,360
So nine whole.

716
00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:18,360
Plus.

717
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:19,360
Is that with the pluses?

718
00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:20,360
Yep.

719
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:21,360
Alright.

720
00:52:21,360 --> 00:52:22,360
So nine whole.

721
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:23,360
Yeah.

722
00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:24,360
Low roll.

723
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:30,360
And then for my bonus I'm going to use my spiritual weapon.

724
00:52:30,360 --> 00:52:32,280
To whack him in the noggin?

725
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:33,280
Is there anybody within.

726
00:52:33,280 --> 00:52:34,280
What weapon do you spawn?

727
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:35,280
Sixty feet of me.

728
00:52:35,280 --> 00:52:36,280
What weapon did you spawn?

729
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:37,280
My lid.

730
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:38,280
Huh?

731
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:39,280
My lid.

732
00:52:39,280 --> 00:52:40,280
Your hat.

733
00:52:40,280 --> 00:52:41,280
My hat.

734
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:42,280
They kind of lifted up.

735
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:43,280
Started humming.

736
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:44,280
Okay.

737
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:45,280
Okay.

738
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:46,280
That's fine.

739
00:52:46,280 --> 00:52:47,280
Yeah so your hat.

740
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:50,280
Your trash can lid is floating.

741
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:51,280
Your trash can shield.

742
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:52,280
Doesn't that have your shield though?

743
00:52:52,280 --> 00:52:55,120
It's a shield, hat, spiritual weapon.

744
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:57,840
I summoned it so it's just the essence of it.

745
00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:58,840
It's not actually it itself.

746
00:52:58,840 --> 00:52:59,840
It kind of just like.

747
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:00,840
Yeah.

748
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:01,840
It almost looked like the soul of it.

749
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:02,840
I was just making sure you were still wearing yours as a shield when you said hat.

750
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:03,840
But yes, yes.

751
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:04,840
Okay.

752
00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:05,840
Yeah.

753
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:06,840
Looks like a shield.

754
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:07,840
Alright.

755
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:08,840
So I am.

756
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:09,840
What amount of damage does it say it does?

757
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:10,840
One d8 plus four.

758
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:11,840
Okay.

759
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:12,840
And that is.

760
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:13,840
Look I'm having a brain fart.

761
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:14,840
I'm having a brain fart.

762
00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:15,840
Okay.

763
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:22,840
A 15?

764
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:27,840
Is it a hit?

765
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:30,840
No it will not.

766
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:31,840
Alright.

767
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:32,840
He got the drip.

768
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:33,840
Okay.

769
00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:34,840
He got the drip.

770
00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:35,840
Archie, your turn.

771
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:36,840
You are alive again.

772
00:53:36,840 --> 00:53:37,840
He's the only one in there with this.

773
00:53:37,840 --> 00:53:38,840
You can drive him son.

774
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:39,840
Oh god.

775
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:40,840
Well the only choice I have is to.

776
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:41,840
Alive and then thrive.

777
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:42,840
Get up close to him so I can hit him.

778
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:43,840
Get it this.

779
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:44,840
Cause I don't have any.

780
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:45,840
No the only ranged attacks I have are key points and I only have one left.

781
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:46,840
Okay.

782
00:53:46,840 --> 00:53:47,840
So I guess I'm going to try to get him with the.

783
00:53:47,840 --> 00:53:48,840
Noise.

784
00:53:48,840 --> 00:53:49,840
The cane.

785
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:50,840
We're going to see what happens.

786
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:51,840
Yeah that's not happening.

787
00:53:51,840 --> 00:53:52,840
What do you got?

788
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:53,840
14.

789
00:53:53,840 --> 00:53:54,840
14?

790
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:55,840
Nope.

791
00:53:55,840 --> 00:53:56,840
Plus nothing.

792
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:57,840
That was plus five.

793
00:53:57,840 --> 00:53:58,840
Nine plus five.

794
00:53:58,840 --> 00:53:59,840
Oh.

795
00:53:59,840 --> 00:54:00,840
Gotcha.

796
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:01,840
It's his turn again.

797
00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:02,840
I hate that.

798
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:03,840
It's big boy stuff.

799
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:04,840
He's ruthless.

800
00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:13,840
Okay so he's going to let out his big boy roar.

801
00:54:13,840 --> 00:54:14,840
Girl.

802
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:15,840
And this is called.

803
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:16,840
Meow.

804
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:17,840
Meow.

805
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:18,840
Danger.

806
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:19,840
This is dangerous.

807
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:30,040
He's going to do a roar and three enemies are going to throw rocks in down at you guys

808
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:31,040
surrounding him.

809
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:38,240
So Miss Muffin, Archie and Duke all make deck saves please.

810
00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:40,360
I have danger since.

811
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:41,360
Okay.

812
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:44,360
So I should have advantage on deck saves I can see.

813
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:45,360
Okay.

814
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:49,360
Could I see that they were about to throw a rock?

815
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:50,360
14.

816
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:51,360
14.

817
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:52,360
Cause there's three guys throwing rocks.

818
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:53,360
11 plus three.

819
00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:54,360
That's what that.

820
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:55,360
Yeah it's fine.

821
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:56,360
We rolled the same thing.

822
00:54:56,360 --> 00:54:57,360
11 plus three.

823
00:54:57,360 --> 00:54:58,360
14.

824
00:54:58,360 --> 00:54:59,360
Seven.

825
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:01,360
High dodge the rock.

826
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:02,360
So.

827
00:55:02,360 --> 00:55:03,360
14.

828
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:04,360
Damn.

829
00:55:04,360 --> 00:55:05,360
No fucking way.

830
00:55:05,360 --> 00:55:06,360
11 plus three.

831
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:07,360
13 plus one.

832
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:08,360
Oh damn.

833
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:09,360
Fail.

834
00:55:09,360 --> 00:55:12,360
14's a fail?

835
00:55:12,360 --> 00:55:13,360
Yes.

836
00:55:13,360 --> 00:55:14,360
Alright I think we're lost.

837
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:15,360
No this is fucked.

838
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:16,360
Not a whole lot of damage.

839
00:55:16,360 --> 00:55:17,360
Just enough to.

840
00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:18,360
This dude's a beast.

841
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:19,360
I already know he is.

842
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:20,360
No no.

843
00:55:20,360 --> 00:55:22,360
Okay you guys are going to take three damage.

844
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:23,360
Fuck them up.

845
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:26,360
Well this is shitey my boy.

846
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:27,360
Shitey my boy.

847
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:28,360
Don't fight Puddle.

848
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:29,360
Duke Crystal your turn.

849
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:30,360
My turn.

850
00:55:30,360 --> 00:55:31,360
Oh hitting with it.

851
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:32,360
Hitting with it.

852
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:33,360
I'm going to rage.

853
00:55:33,360 --> 00:55:34,360
Okay.

854
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:35,360
Trenzied rage.

855
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:36,360
Okay.

856
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:37,360
And reckless attack.

857
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:38,360
Alright.

858
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:39,360
With the dark wraith sword.

859
00:55:39,360 --> 00:55:40,360
Alright.

860
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:41,360
The advantage dark sword of the wretched.

861
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:42,360
Yes.

862
00:55:42,360 --> 00:55:43,360
Crit.

863
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:44,360
Really?

864
00:55:44,360 --> 00:55:45,360
Crit.

865
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:46,360
Yeah he's dead.

866
00:55:46,360 --> 00:55:47,360
He's in the house.

867
00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:48,360
Forty six plus six.

868
00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:49,360
Twice.

869
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:50,360
Two.

870
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:51,360
Twice.

871
00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:52,360
Three.

872
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:53,360
Ain't that right now.

873
00:55:53,360 --> 00:55:54,360
Nine.

874
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:55,360
Twelve plus six.

875
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:56,360
Eighteen.

876
00:55:56,360 --> 00:55:57,360
Eighteen for the first round of damage.

877
00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:58,360
Yeah.

878
00:55:58,360 --> 00:55:59,360
Three.

879
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:00,360
Four.

880
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:01,360
Five.

881
00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:02,360
Six.

882
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:03,360
Seven.

883
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:04,360
Eight.

884
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:05,360
Eight.

885
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:06,360
Nine.

886
00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:07,360
Ten.

887
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:08,360
Ten.

888
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:09,360
Yeah.

889
00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:10,360
Three.

890
00:56:10,360 --> 00:56:11,360
Five.

891
00:56:11,360 --> 00:56:12,360
Eight.

892
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:13,360
Nine.

893
00:56:13,360 --> 00:56:14,360
Twelve.

894
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:15,360
Twelve.

895
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:16,360
Plus six.

896
00:56:16,360 --> 00:56:17,360
Eighteen again.

897
00:56:17,360 --> 00:56:18,360
Okay.

898
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:19,360
He did.

899
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:20,840
Alright so you come with the sword and he's like he like sees you coming to swing it and

900
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:24,440
he like puts his arm up to like block it and like cuts through his hand.

901
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:25,440
He's like oh fuck.

902
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:29,240
And you like hit him with it again and he's like oh fuck that hurts.

903
00:56:29,240 --> 00:56:31,640
It's like big cuts but he is still standing.

904
00:56:31,640 --> 00:56:32,640
Okay bonus action attack.

905
00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:33,640
Oh fuck you got your frenzy.

906
00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:34,640
Fuck.

907
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:35,640
Yes sir.

908
00:56:35,640 --> 00:56:36,640
What did you strike?

909
00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:37,640
I hit a sixteen plus seven.

910
00:56:37,640 --> 00:56:38,640
That hit?

911
00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:39,640
Yes.

912
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:40,640
It should.

913
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:42,640
So four D six plus six.

914
00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:43,640
Correct.

915
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:44,640
Six.

916
00:56:44,640 --> 00:56:45,640
Six.

917
00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:46,640
That's twelve.

918
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:47,640
Six.

919
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:48,640
Four.

920
00:56:48,640 --> 00:56:52,560
So we're at sixteen and then three.

921
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:54,240
So nineteen plus six.

922
00:56:54,240 --> 00:56:55,240
So twenty five.

923
00:56:55,240 --> 00:56:56,240
Is he dead?

924
00:56:56,240 --> 00:56:57,240
Okay so he had.

925
00:56:57,240 --> 00:56:58,240
He said fuck.

926
00:56:58,240 --> 00:56:59,240
Fuck.

927
00:56:59,240 --> 00:57:00,240
He had eleven health left.

928
00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:01,240
So.

929
00:57:01,240 --> 00:57:02,240
He turned into a.

930
00:57:02,240 --> 00:57:05,240
He cut through his hand to first swing.

931
00:57:05,240 --> 00:57:10,560
Like his hand comes off and he like thinks like oh shit that did not stop it like I thought.

932
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:14,520
And you like slice him again and then like you slice him again and he like falls to the

933
00:57:14,520 --> 00:57:17,360
ground and he's like very obviously dead.

934
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:22,760
But Duke just keeps on swinging and swinging and swinging until it's just like blood is

935
00:57:22,760 --> 00:57:24,160
like flinging everywhere.

936
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:26,800
Like Archie and Mismuffin are both covered in blood.

937
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:28,440
Like he's just a pulp.

938
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:32,840
And all you can hear in your head is just the maniacal laughing of the swords voice

939
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:33,840
inside of it.

940
00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:38,440
As you just turn this guy into a bloody mess of a beast.

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00:57:38,440 --> 00:57:43,320
This episode of Dummies with Dice features Kelly Lee as Mismuffin, Nate Chambers as Duke

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00:57:43,320 --> 00:57:49,240
Crystal, Ryan Hart as Archie Ortiz, Ryan Tucker as Flea Stick Sock Jelly, and Tristan Hayes

943
00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:50,240
as the DM.

944
00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:53,360
The episode is edited and mixed by Tristan Hayes.

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00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:57,520
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00:57:57,520 --> 00:57:58,520
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00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:04,800
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948
00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:09,520
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949
00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:13,680
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00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:19,960
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