1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,640 Viewer warning, use of violence, profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and 2 00:00:04,640 --> 00:00:05,920 alcohol use. 3 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:09,840 Welcome to Dummies with Dice, a Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast that follows four 4 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:13,760 not-so-average dummies of our world that get caught up in a magical storm and are transported 5 00:00:13,760 --> 00:00:17,080 to the world of Dungeons and Dragons, where they must survive and try to find a way back 6 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:18,080 home. 7 00:00:18,080 --> 00:00:21,080 Hi, I'm Kelli Lee. 8 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:23,680 I play Miss Muffin. 9 00:00:23,680 --> 00:00:28,560 She's a crazy cat lady rogue. 10 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:31,920 Fun fact, Miss Muffin suffers from severe paranoia. 11 00:00:31,920 --> 00:00:33,920 Hey, Nate here. 12 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:35,920 My character is Duke Crystal. 13 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:39,920 He's a 32-year-old drug addicted level 3 barbarian in the group. 14 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:46,560 Fun fact about Duke, he secretly wants to be a tyrannical dictator. 15 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:47,560 He's working his way there. 16 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:48,560 Yeah, slowly but surely. 17 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:49,560 Hey everybody, R2 here, Ryan Tucker. 18 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:50,560 Here I play as Fleastick Sockjelly. 19 00:00:50,560 --> 00:00:51,560 I am the hobo trash master cleric of the group. 20 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:52,560 I am the MacGyver of all things trash and garbage. 21 00:00:52,560 --> 00:00:59,560 Fun fact, my favorite stash spot is my beard. 22 00:00:59,560 --> 00:01:05,880 Hey guys, it's Ryan, R1. 23 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:09,480 I'm playing as Archie Ortiz, a 76-year-old MMA gym owner. 24 00:01:09,480 --> 00:01:10,480 He's also the monk of the group. 25 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:14,480 Fun fact about Archie, to this day he is still trying to track down the men who killed his 26 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:15,480 wife. 27 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:16,480 Depressing. 28 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:19,480 It's going to be hard to find them in another world. 29 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:20,480 I know, right? 30 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:26,160 They might be a really sneaky murderer. 31 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:28,560 My name is Trisston Hayes and I am the dummy master. 32 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:33,200 My fun fact is that a giraffe's heart is about 2 feet long. 33 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:34,200 What? 34 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:35,200 You're welcome. 35 00:01:35,200 --> 00:02:02,120 Alright, so where we left off, Duke Crystal had chopped old Goblinzilla clean in half with 36 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:06,040 his super sentient demon sword. 37 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:09,000 You are left here with the blood and the bodies of the Goblins and Orcs. 38 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:12,000 What do you want to do? 39 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:13,000 Loot? 40 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,000 Loot? 41 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:17,000 Okay, who's looting what? 42 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:21,880 Everybody's going to get one. 43 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:22,880 One check. 44 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:23,880 What's the? 45 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:24,880 Are we doing an investigation? 46 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:25,880 Yeah, that's what we're going to have. 47 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:26,880 I have a plus two investigation. 48 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:36,280 Yeah, not me. 49 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:39,280 I have a plus one investigation. 50 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:42,280 I have a plus two. 51 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:44,280 Well, there you go. 52 00:02:44,280 --> 00:02:45,280 So I close the best. 53 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:48,080 Nate, does it look like you trust me to investigate it? 54 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:49,080 I'm doing it. 55 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:50,080 Go for it. 56 00:02:50,080 --> 00:02:51,080 Yes, the crazy cat. 57 00:02:51,080 --> 00:02:52,080 Eleven plus two. 58 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:53,080 Alright, who are you searching Goblinzilla, you said? 59 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:57,280 We're looting them. 60 00:02:57,280 --> 00:03:00,280 Yeah, big guy. 61 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:03,280 So that's all I'm actually. 62 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:05,280 Yeah, go for it. 63 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:08,280 You guys can do your roles for them. 64 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:11,280 I want to search this work. 65 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:12,280 Oh wow. 66 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:15,280 What did you get, Kelly? 67 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:16,280 That's nothing. 68 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,280 Eleven plus two. 69 00:03:18,280 --> 00:03:25,080 Okay, so you find on Goblin Zola the same potion thing that he drank. 70 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:27,080 That made him big? 71 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:29,080 Yes, that made him all monstrous. 72 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:30,080 Oh my god. 73 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:34,680 A potion of healing, a regular one, and that is all you find on him. 74 00:03:34,680 --> 00:03:37,680 So what's the potion called that makes you huge? 75 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:38,680 Do you know? 76 00:03:38,680 --> 00:03:39,680 Um, no. 77 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:40,680 Well, that's not good. 78 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:41,680 I do not. 79 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,680 Goblin Zola is a biggie potion or something. 80 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:45,680 Biggie potion. 81 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:49,280 There's something I made up, so yeah, sure, go for it. 82 00:03:49,280 --> 00:03:50,280 Big chug. 83 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:51,280 Biggie potion. 84 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:52,280 It's a pencil. 85 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:53,280 Alright, who else are you searching? 86 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:54,280 Goblins and the orc? 87 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:55,280 There's one orc. 88 00:03:55,280 --> 00:03:56,280 Okay. 89 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:57,280 19. 90 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:58,280 19? 91 00:03:58,280 --> 00:03:59,280 Okay. 92 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:12,120 So you find a note on him and it says, now's the time, you guys need to take our secret 93 00:04:12,120 --> 00:04:17,520 weapon, Goblin Zola, to the emo camp in Darkhaven and wipe them out. 94 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:21,240 And it's signed and it says, Orc-tagon. 95 00:04:21,240 --> 00:04:27,920 They said, so you guys can get the idea that these guys were sent here by a bigger force, 96 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:28,920 a bigger boss. 97 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:31,120 A bigger boss named Goblin Zola. 98 00:04:31,120 --> 00:04:32,120 Nearby. 99 00:04:32,120 --> 00:04:33,560 Okay, I can't believe you're saying that. 100 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:37,040 So you guys have your options to search after them. 101 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:40,400 Whatever else you want to do in the town, there's all that junk. 102 00:04:40,400 --> 00:04:42,640 Anyone else you guys searching the goblins, what did you guys get? 103 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:43,640 The other searches? 104 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:45,520 Yeah, I got a 15. 105 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:46,520 Okay, so. 106 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:55,000 I found 70 gold pieces, flee stick, and you did not find anything Archie. 107 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:56,000 Sorry. 108 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,000 Aw, poor Archie, it don't matter. 109 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:58,000 It don't matter. 110 00:04:58,000 --> 00:05:01,000 I think it's 44 plus 4, something like that. 111 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:10,680 I think it's 4d4 plus 4, something like that. 112 00:05:10,680 --> 00:05:14,240 Yeah, Farkars is still here. 113 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:16,440 He's been kind of doing his own thing. 114 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,520 4d4 plus 4, when you drink it. 115 00:05:18,520 --> 00:05:19,520 Farkars runs out. 116 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:20,520 Nishnolf. 117 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:21,520 You're going to use that? 118 00:05:21,520 --> 00:05:22,520 Okay. 119 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:23,520 Farkars wants to investigate. 120 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:24,520 Farkars ain't going to do much investigating. 121 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:25,520 He says, Nishnolf. 122 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:26,520 What's the name like that? 123 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:33,520 He's got a merged mind with a donkey, so. 124 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:36,520 Plus 4. 125 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:40,520 44 plus 4. 126 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:41,520 Cooch. 127 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:42,520 30, dang. 128 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:43,520 I got 27. 129 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:44,520 Barbarian. 130 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:45,520 He gets a lot of health. 131 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:46,520 Yeah, 35 is my best, so. 132 00:05:46,520 --> 00:05:47,520 How many? 133 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:48,520 70. 134 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:49,520 70? 135 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:50,520 Yep. 136 00:05:50,520 --> 00:06:03,640 Anything else that you guys want to do in the town before you head out after them, or 137 00:06:03,640 --> 00:06:05,120 are you guys going to go straight for it? 138 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,120 Try and finish this thing off? 139 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:10,840 Are we going to go into the hatch ever? 140 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:13,320 What's all over the town exactly? 141 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:15,600 Just the houses, the tavern, and. 142 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,400 The hatch and the church. 143 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:18,400 The church. 144 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:24,560 And the teething dirt bag, the general store. 145 00:06:24,560 --> 00:06:29,160 It's just intrigues me how they all were like, we only made it so far and no one comes back 146 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:31,160 and the ones that did are fucked up. 147 00:06:31,160 --> 00:06:35,640 Makes me want to be like, well, I'm doing it. 148 00:06:35,640 --> 00:06:36,640 That's up to you. 149 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:40,160 But you also know that these guys are just sent to attack this place, so I mean. 150 00:06:40,160 --> 00:06:42,320 It's up to you what you want to do there. 151 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:43,320 I want to do that first. 152 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,320 Yeah? 153 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:45,320 Yes. 154 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:46,320 Can I go after the camp then? 155 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:47,320 Look for the camp? 156 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:48,320 Yeah. 157 00:06:48,320 --> 00:06:49,320 I'm going to go to the camp. 158 00:06:49,320 --> 00:06:50,320 I'm going to go to the camp. 159 00:06:50,320 --> 00:06:51,320 I'm going to go to the camp. 160 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:52,320 All right. 161 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:57,320 Then somebody give me a perception or a survival check. 162 00:06:57,320 --> 00:07:00,320 My perception is plus three. 163 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:01,320 Plus four. 164 00:07:01,320 --> 00:07:02,320 My survival is plus one. 165 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:03,320 Plus two on survival and perception. 166 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:04,320 Plus four on both. 167 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:05,320 Yeah, you do it. 168 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:06,320 You do it. 169 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:07,320 Please say it. 170 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:08,320 Twenty. 171 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:09,320 Twenty one. 172 00:07:09,320 --> 00:07:10,320 Pazza. 173 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:11,320 All right. 174 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:12,320 So you're going to easily. 175 00:07:12,320 --> 00:07:13,320 No, anybody. 176 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:14,320 Okay. 177 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:23,680 So you're easily able to track footprints and stuff back towards a camp here. 178 00:07:23,680 --> 00:07:25,760 As you approach, it looks like a quarry. 179 00:07:25,760 --> 00:07:26,760 A big quarry. 180 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:27,760 And there's a. 181 00:07:27,760 --> 00:07:28,760 You can see. 182 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:32,120 Give me another perception check. 183 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:33,120 Please take you. 184 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,120 Now that you're here. 185 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:35,120 The first one is a five. 186 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:36,120 Seven plus one. 187 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:37,120 Or wait, no, that is a seven. 188 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:38,120 That's a six. 189 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:39,120 That's a seven. 190 00:07:39,120 --> 00:07:40,120 That's a six. 191 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:44,520 That's a five. 192 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:45,520 Okay. 193 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:49,440 Okay, so you see what it looks like. 194 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:51,200 Like an outside camp here. 195 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:52,920 And it's a. 196 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:56,240 There's a couple of goblins and some orcs walking around. 197 00:07:56,240 --> 00:07:57,520 Kind of just chilling. 198 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,280 Sitting by fires and eating and whatnot. 199 00:07:59,280 --> 00:08:02,120 What do you guys want to do here? 200 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:04,440 You see like this. 201 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:09,280 There's like tents in the camp and then it kind of spirals around and goes into a lower 202 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:10,280 area. 203 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:11,880 But you can't see what's quite down inside there. 204 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:13,880 It's kind of just sitting all chilling. 205 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:14,880 Yes. 206 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:15,880 And it's like a cave or something. 207 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:16,880 Yeah. 208 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:19,880 You guys want to mark these guys? 209 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:20,880 Yeah, fucking. 210 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:22,360 Are you going to mark them? 211 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:24,800 Are you going to do anything else? 212 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:26,320 Approach with caution or are you going to just go at it? 213 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:29,320 Or are we just going to get a talk to them? 214 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:31,320 And then mark them. 215 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:32,320 Rough life. 216 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:33,320 Rough life? 217 00:08:33,320 --> 00:08:34,320 What are we going to do? 218 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:35,320 Are we going to attack? 219 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:36,320 Are we going to talk? 220 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:39,320 Attack. 221 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:41,320 Attack. 222 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:44,320 Okay. 223 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:46,320 Russian fucking combat then. 224 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:47,320 Who's that? 225 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:48,320 You want me to sneak up? 226 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:51,320 Yeah, I want you to sneak up. 227 00:08:51,320 --> 00:08:52,320 Surprise? 228 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:53,320 Alright, there we go. 229 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:54,320 I can use my sneak attack. 230 00:08:54,320 --> 00:09:00,320 So, Kelly, if you're going to do that, then give me a stealth check. 231 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,320 A stealth check? 232 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:05,320 To see if you can get up close enough to one of them. 233 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:07,320 Yeah, my stealth is plus five. 234 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:09,320 Oh, ten. 235 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:10,320 Ten? 236 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:11,320 Yeah. 237 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:14,320 I guess I need to do this. 238 00:09:14,320 --> 00:09:19,320 You were detected, so roll initiative. 239 00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:22,320 And you're closer than the rest because you were moving forward to sneak up. 240 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:25,320 So, with your stealth check. 241 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:29,320 Eighteen plus three is my initiative. 242 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:31,320 Okay. 243 00:09:31,320 --> 00:09:34,320 These goblin and orc sounds surprisingly like cats. 244 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:39,320 And all of your initiatives whenever you're ready. 245 00:09:39,320 --> 00:09:40,320 14. 246 00:09:40,320 --> 00:09:43,320 Duke Crystal, you got 14. 247 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:45,320 That was a hard throw, this. 248 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:48,320 It came down, too. 249 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:49,320 18. 250 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:50,320 Damn. 251 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:51,320 Okay. 252 00:09:51,320 --> 00:09:53,320 Miss Muthin, please stay. 253 00:09:53,320 --> 00:09:55,320 I got an 18 plus three for my initiative. 254 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:56,320 Well, okay. 255 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:58,320 I don't want to do the math. 256 00:09:58,320 --> 00:09:59,320 Please stay. 257 00:09:59,320 --> 00:10:03,320 Initiative. 258 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:06,320 Okay. 259 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:09,320 Then that would mean first up is Miss Muthin. 260 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:10,320 Yeah. 261 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:12,320 You're up close, so good thing. 262 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:19,320 That's what I wanted was to get up close and use my plus one dagger and try and slice and dice one. 263 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:21,320 You see three goblins and two orcs. 264 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:24,320 And so, they run up. 265 00:10:24,320 --> 00:10:26,320 This is the closest goblin. 266 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:29,320 Yeah, so I'm going to say there's a goblin probably about 20 feet in front of you. 267 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:35,320 And then there's going to be two more goblins behind him and then the orcs on either side of them. 268 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:37,320 Both sides. 269 00:10:37,320 --> 00:10:41,320 Nine plus six to hit. 270 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:43,320 Yeah, nine plus six to hit. 271 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:48,320 And then it says one D four plus four for damage. 272 00:10:48,320 --> 00:10:49,320 Okay. 273 00:10:49,320 --> 00:10:50,320 You hit. 274 00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:52,320 Three plus four. 275 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:54,320 Seven damage altogether. 276 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,320 Seven damage? 277 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:56,320 Yeah. 278 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:58,320 Seven damage slicing and dicing. 279 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:01,320 He's sticking real good and he just bleeds out. 280 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:03,320 He starts bleeding out immediately into the ground. 281 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:08,320 So, yeah, goblins down because goblins aren't very tough. 282 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:09,320 Anything else? 283 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:10,320 Two. 284 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:11,320 Okay. 285 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:13,320 Archie, your turn. 286 00:11:13,320 --> 00:11:16,320 How far away are you from them? 287 00:11:16,320 --> 00:11:18,320 You guys are about 40 feet from them. 288 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:20,320 Thirty feet, 35 feet from them. 289 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:21,320 Yeah. 290 00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:23,320 Mine's still 30. 291 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:28,320 So, let me see here. 292 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,320 Walk in style with your cane and then trick them. 293 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:31,320 It's not a cane. 294 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:33,320 It's a whiplash. 295 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:35,320 It's a whiplash. 296 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:37,320 Yeah. 297 00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:39,320 Archie Ortiz. 298 00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:44,320 So, where you guys are, let me get some distance here to figure out where the range is. 299 00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:46,320 So, yeah, you can make it to an orc. 300 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:47,320 Alright. 301 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:48,320 Archie. 302 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:51,320 I'm going to make an orc then and they don't get the cane to the face. 303 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:53,320 Okay, give them the cane to the face. 304 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:55,320 To the face. 305 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:56,320 It rolled out of my hand. 306 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:57,320 That's horrible. 307 00:11:57,320 --> 00:11:58,320 I did not hit it. 308 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:01,320 It's freaking 13. 309 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:02,320 13? 310 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:03,320 Yeah. 311 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:04,320 That will hit. 312 00:12:04,320 --> 00:12:05,320 Oh, okay. 313 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:06,320 Yay. 314 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:07,320 Roll your damage. 315 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:08,320 Okay. 316 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:09,320 Okay. 317 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:10,320 Alright. 318 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:13,320 That will be 80. 319 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:14,320 Yeah. 320 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,320 So, nine damage. 321 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,320 Nine damage. 322 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,320 It hits. 323 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,320 You're whacking right upside the head. 324 00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:20,320 Yeah. 325 00:12:20,320 --> 00:12:25,320 Now, I believe it is Goblin's turn. 326 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,320 One of the Bat Goblins. 327 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,320 He's going to throw a javelin at you, Miss Muffin. 328 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:30,320 No. 329 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:32,320 He's going to miss because you killed his friend. 330 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:36,320 That is a 17, 17 plus five. 331 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,320 He's going to hit me. 332 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:38,320 Yeah. 333 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:39,320 Right in the shoulder. 334 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:41,320 More in the face. 335 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:42,320 No. 336 00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:44,320 That's seven damage. 337 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:47,320 The javelin that slides and sticks you in the shoulder. 338 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:49,320 It's going to go, my shoulder. 339 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:50,320 My shoulder. 340 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:51,320 Careful. 341 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:54,320 And now it's going to be infected. 342 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:58,320 And now it's the other one's turn with the javelin who's going to throw one at Archie. 343 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:00,320 Oh, come on now. 344 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,320 15 plus five. 345 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:04,320 Yeah, that will hit you. 346 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:05,320 Don't worry. 347 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:07,320 Also seven damage. 348 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,320 Also in your shoulder. 349 00:13:09,320 --> 00:13:10,320 Your shoulder. 350 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,320 Your shoulder as well from the javelin. 351 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:13,320 Oh, no. 352 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:16,320 They're so good at aiming at shoulders. 353 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:17,320 Please, sir. 354 00:13:17,320 --> 00:13:19,320 May I have another? 355 00:13:19,320 --> 00:13:20,320 Duke Crystal. 356 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,320 Your turn, pal. 357 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:23,320 Javelins are flying. 358 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:25,320 I got to reach the other one from the left. 359 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:26,320 Yes. 360 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,320 What's your movement speed? 361 00:13:28,320 --> 00:13:29,320 30. 362 00:13:29,320 --> 00:13:30,320 No. 363 00:13:30,320 --> 00:13:33,320 You can get very close. 364 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,320 He's about 38 feet from you. 365 00:13:35,320 --> 00:13:36,320 A sword? 366 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,320 35, 30. 367 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,320 He has a sword. 368 00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:41,320 He said 30 is your movement speed? 369 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:42,320 That's what he said. 370 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:43,320 Right. 371 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:44,320 Okay, yeah. 372 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:48,320 So he's about almost 10 feet away from you out of your movement speed once you move full 373 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:49,320 move. 374 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:50,320 Can I make it to the cards? 375 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:51,320 Yeah, you can. 376 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:53,320 You can make it to the cards up ahead. 377 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:54,320 Yeah. 378 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,320 I'll take care of my idea. 379 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:56,320 The javelin's still here. 380 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:57,320 All right. 381 00:13:57,320 --> 00:13:58,320 Good move. 382 00:13:58,320 --> 00:13:59,320 All right. 383 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:02,320 Is that it for your turn then? 384 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:03,320 Good turn. 385 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:04,320 Flea stick. 386 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:05,320 Your turn, pal. 387 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:07,320 How close am I to anybody? 388 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:12,320 You are about the same as Duke, so you're about almost 40 feet from the orc and about 389 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:15,320 50 feet from the two goblins in the back. 390 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:17,320 Kelly killed the goblin in the front. 391 00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:19,320 Archie's on the orc on the side. 392 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:20,320 Mismuffin did it. 393 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:21,320 Mismuffin did it, not Kelly. 394 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:24,320 I guess I'm going to go for the orc. 395 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:25,320 Do you want? 396 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:26,320 Sacred land. 397 00:14:26,320 --> 00:14:27,320 Deck save. 398 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:28,320 Yes, sir. 399 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:29,320 What's your DC? 400 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:32,320 What do I got to roll above? 401 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:33,320 14. 402 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:34,320 14? 403 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:37,320 Oh, it's up higher now because you got that thing. 404 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:38,320 I forgot. 405 00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:41,320 You said that was the orc, right? 406 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:42,320 Yep. 407 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:43,320 That's not a good one. 408 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:46,320 It was off the side. 409 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:49,320 He fails with a seven. 410 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:51,320 So that'd be eight. 411 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:52,320 Yes, sir. 412 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:53,320 Seven damage. 413 00:14:53,320 --> 00:14:54,320 Money. 414 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:55,320 Double one. 415 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:58,320 That's the other one. 416 00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,320 So... 417 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:00,320 My sacred flame. 418 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:01,320 My sacred flame. 419 00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:03,320 It's the orc's turn. 420 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:10,320 He's going to walk up around the cart that he saw Big Duke Crystal run and hide behind. 421 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:13,320 Oh, cool. 422 00:15:13,320 --> 00:15:16,320 13 plus five? 423 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:17,320 Yep. 424 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:18,320 Okay. 425 00:15:18,320 --> 00:15:22,320 That is eight damage from a greataxe. 426 00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:25,320 He comes down, slices you. 427 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:26,320 He's angry. 428 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,320 He's pissed. 429 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:28,320 Okay, bud. 430 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:29,320 All right, the other orc's turn. 431 00:15:29,320 --> 00:15:31,320 Archie, you're going to get the same treatment with a greataxe. 432 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:32,320 No, I'm not. 433 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:33,320 Ah, four plus five. 434 00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:34,320 Half. 435 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:35,320 He whiffs. 436 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:36,320 He whiffs. 437 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:39,320 Mismuffin, back to you top of the round. 438 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:41,320 Yeah, how close am I to the next goblin? 439 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:46,320 You are about, I would say, 15 feet from him. 440 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:49,320 So I can just run right over and dagger him right in the neck. 441 00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:50,320 Yep. 442 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:51,320 With a plus one dagger. 443 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:54,320 So that's a 16 plus six. 444 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:55,320 That will hit. 445 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:56,320 Yeah, definitely will hit. 446 00:15:56,320 --> 00:15:57,320 Stand right here. 447 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:58,320 Little goblin. 448 00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:03,320 In the neck, and he takes eight damage. 449 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:04,320 He's dead. 450 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:07,320 Your attackers are fucking bloody today. 451 00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:10,320 Yeah, he's catching bodies after bodies. 452 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,320 Archie, your turn. 453 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:15,320 Swinging back at the orc. 454 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:16,320 Okay. 455 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,320 Stupid orc. 456 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:20,320 17 plus five. 457 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:22,320 That will definitely hit. 458 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:27,320 Give me seven damage. 459 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,320 Give you seven damage. 460 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:29,320 All right. 461 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:30,320 All right, you said it. 462 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,320 You said give you seven damage. 463 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:33,320 All right. 464 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,320 How do you kill him? 465 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:37,320 How do you kill that orc? 466 00:16:37,320 --> 00:16:43,320 I send my cane through his skull as I swing it down, crushing his head. 467 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:44,320 Good deal. 468 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:48,320 All right, goblin's dead from Kelly, goblin's dead from Kelly. 469 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:49,320 Third goblin's turn. 470 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:51,320 For Miss Muffin. 471 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:52,320 Sorry. 472 00:16:52,320 --> 00:17:02,320 So this is going to back up its movement speed, which is 30 feet. 473 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:07,320 So he's going to move back behind this campfire behind you guys ahead, and he's going to shoot 474 00:17:07,320 --> 00:17:09,320 a short bow at you, Miss Muffin. 475 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,320 Just killing all of his friends. 476 00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:13,320 That's a natural one. 477 00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:17,320 As he goes to run backwards, he trips into the campfire. 478 00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:19,320 Takes some fire damage here. 479 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:21,320 He burns his booty cheeks off. 480 00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:24,320 He only takes one damage, so he's all right. 481 00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:25,320 Singed booty cheeks. 482 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,320 He singed booty cheeks. 483 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:28,320 Got some grill marks on him. 484 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:29,320 Toasted. 485 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:30,320 Toasted. 486 00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,320 All right, take Crystal. 487 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:32,320 Your turn. 488 00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:35,320 All right, I want to have my war hammer. 489 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:36,320 Okay. 490 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:37,320 Crack his in the neck. 491 00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:38,320 The neck. 492 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:39,320 Follow his orc neck. 493 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,320 Follow his orc neck. 494 00:17:40,320 --> 00:17:44,320 That's a, we're going to see if I hit first. 495 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,320 You're using your hammer, is that what you said? 496 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,320 Yeah. 497 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:48,320 Okay, I was making sure it wasn't the God Sword. 498 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,320 Why, are you scared? 499 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:52,320 I was just saying he's going to take some damage. 500 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:54,320 For the orc, right? 501 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,320 No, it will not. 502 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,320 Just shy. 503 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:58,320 All right. 504 00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,320 That's that. 505 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:00,320 That's that. 506 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:01,320 Please stick. 507 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:02,320 All right. 508 00:18:02,320 --> 00:18:05,320 I approached a half distance last time, Craig. 509 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:08,320 I don't know if you did. 510 00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,320 Did you do that? 511 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:12,320 My knife, I wanted to. 512 00:18:12,320 --> 00:18:14,320 I wanted to, but I guess I didn't. 513 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:15,320 All right. 514 00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:17,320 Who's lifting him? 515 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:23,320 The Orcon Duke and the goblin that ran about 60 feet from you now. 516 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:24,320 Very good. 517 00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:25,320 I'm going to blast him. 518 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,320 Just give me a big, secret plan. 519 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:28,320 Secret plan. 520 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:33,320 Let me get his sheet here. 521 00:18:33,320 --> 00:18:34,320 Radiant. 522 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:35,320 No, 10. 523 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:36,320 He fails. 524 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:43,320 This is the most I've ever seen a sacred flame hit before. 525 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,320 Eight damage. 526 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,320 Fuck. 527 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:46,320 Fuck. 528 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,320 He's dead. 529 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:48,320 Fuck you. 530 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,320 Radiated light burns him up. 531 00:18:49,320 --> 00:18:50,320 Orc. 532 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:51,320 It's his turn. 533 00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:52,320 I was about to ask you. 534 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,320 I was about to tell you guys. 535 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:54,320 It's Orc's turn. 536 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:55,320 Go ahead. 537 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,320 Go ahead, guys. 538 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:57,320 Do the Orc's turn. 539 00:18:57,320 --> 00:18:58,320 Orc's turn. 540 00:18:58,320 --> 00:18:59,320 OK. 541 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:00,320 Orc's turn. 542 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:01,320 Throws himself in fire. 543 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:02,320 Surrendered. 544 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:05,320 That's the main thing they need to know. 545 00:19:05,320 --> 00:19:07,320 So that's one on you, Duke. 546 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,320 What are we barbecuing these guys? 547 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:09,320 Seven plus five. 548 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:10,320 Seven plus five. 549 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:11,320 No. 550 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:12,320 No. 551 00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:13,320 I don't know. 552 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:16,320 I believe he's got something fancy here. 553 00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:18,320 No, he does not. 554 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:19,320 OK. 555 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:20,320 So that's his turn. 556 00:19:20,320 --> 00:19:21,320 No fanciness. 557 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,320 Yeah. 558 00:19:22,320 --> 00:19:23,320 He muffed. 559 00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,320 Miss Muffin. 560 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:25,320 He's a traveler. 561 00:19:25,320 --> 00:19:26,320 He's all that's left of it, right? 562 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:27,320 Yes. 563 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:28,320 The other goblin is dead. 564 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:29,320 How close am I in? 565 00:19:29,320 --> 00:19:30,320 How close am I to him? 566 00:19:30,320 --> 00:19:31,320 You're close enough. 567 00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:32,320 You're about 10 feet. 568 00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:33,320 All right. 569 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,320 Another side of the cart. 570 00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:37,320 I'm going to run up to him, and I'm going to cut his kneecaps. 571 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:38,320 Cut his kneecaps. 572 00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:39,320 Cut his kneecaps. 573 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:40,320 Cut his kneecaps. 574 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:43,320 No, I'm just going to run across the front of his knees. 575 00:19:43,320 --> 00:19:44,320 The kneecaps. 576 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:49,320 That's all we have time for. 577 00:19:49,320 --> 00:19:50,320 No. 578 00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:55,320 You do like a cool run and slide to cut his kneecaps. 579 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:58,320 So you just completely miss and fumble. 580 00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,320 Yeah. 581 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:00,320 It looked really good. 582 00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:01,320 Yeah. 583 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:02,320 It almost looked good. 584 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:03,320 It looked amazing. 585 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:04,320 Archie, your turn. 586 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:05,320 Oh, baby. 587 00:20:05,320 --> 00:20:06,320 He's getting good. 588 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:09,320 You're going to run over there and smack him? 589 00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,320 Yeah. 590 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:11,320 Let's have some. 591 00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:12,320 Sonny. 592 00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:13,320 Sonny. 593 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:14,320 Sonny. 594 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:15,320 Sonny. 595 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:16,320 Yes, that will hit. 596 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:17,320 Nine damage. 597 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:18,320 Nine? 598 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:19,320 Nine. 599 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:20,320 Good hit. 600 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:25,320 How do you kill the last standing guy? 601 00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:28,320 That's the way you finish him off. 602 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:35,320 I swing my cane around at his neck and the hook goes in his throat and rips his throat 603 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:38,320 out when I pull it out. 604 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,320 All right. 605 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,320 Good. 606 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,320 All right. 607 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:42,320 There you go. 608 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,320 There's that. 609 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:44,320 There's that. 610 00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,320 There's that. 611 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:46,320 The entrance. 612 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:47,320 So good job. 613 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,320 They're all dead. 614 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,320 Nice. 615 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:50,320 We're pretty good at combat. 616 00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,320 Yeah. 617 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:52,320 You guys are violent. 618 00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:53,320 All right. 619 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:56,320 I'm going to search that one dude that I thought barbecued. 620 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,320 All right. 621 00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:00,320 You guys can give me an investigation roll. 622 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,320 Investigation or perception if you want. 623 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,320 You want, I guess. 624 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:06,320 If you're going to sue your chairman. 625 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:07,320 Let's see. 626 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:08,320 Which one is it? 627 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:09,320 Probably perception. 628 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:10,320 All right. 629 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,320 Oh my God. 630 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:12,320 13. 631 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:13,320 Just 8. 632 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:14,320 Okay. 633 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:19,320 Yeah. 634 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,320 So you guys don't really find much on these guys. 635 00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,320 They were just kind of hanging out out here. 636 00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:24,320 Some fish. 637 00:21:24,320 --> 00:21:25,320 Got some food that they were carrying. 638 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:26,320 Fish? 639 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:27,320 Do you have tuna? 640 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,320 I don't know. 641 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,320 I don't know. 642 00:21:29,320 --> 00:21:30,320 Investigation. 643 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:31,320 It's fish. 644 00:21:31,320 --> 00:21:32,320 Sure. 645 00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:37,320 If you want to investigate to see if it's fish or tuna. 646 00:21:37,320 --> 00:21:38,320 Go ahead. 647 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:39,320 Hmm. 648 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:42,320 I don't think your cat has a preference. 649 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,320 11 plus 2. 650 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:44,320 Yeah, sure. 651 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,320 It's tuna. 652 00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:46,320 My cat loves tuna only. 653 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:47,320 Only tuna. 654 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:48,320 Well, it's starving right now. 655 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:51,320 I swipe a fish and I'm like, I feed it to Hazel immediately. 656 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,320 All right. 657 00:21:52,320 --> 00:21:53,320 I just want very pissed on the fire. 658 00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:54,320 Okay. 659 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:55,320 Why? 660 00:21:55,320 --> 00:21:56,320 I'd piss. 661 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:57,320 I'd piss. 662 00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:58,320 The fire was pissing them off. 663 00:21:58,320 --> 00:21:59,320 All right. 664 00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,320 Now what do you guys want to do? 665 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:03,320 You want to head down into the little spiraling, lowering area. 666 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:14,320 Yeah. 667 00:22:14,320 --> 00:22:15,320 Yeah. 668 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:16,320 All right. 669 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:17,320 Why? 670 00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:20,320 As you enter down there, there's a campfire down there and some bedrolls and then there's 671 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:22,600 an opening in the side of the wall there. 672 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:23,600 There's a cave entrance. 673 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:24,600 They've joined to. 674 00:22:24,600 --> 00:22:25,600 So you do investigate. 675 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:26,600 Yeah. 676 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:27,600 Let's check the cave. 677 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:34,600 So as you start to walk down the stair, like the rail, the circular path down the hole, 678 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:40,040 you can hear like loud roaring and chanting and like screaming coming from inside there. 679 00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:42,600 So can I peek in and check it out? 680 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:45,560 60 feet in from my dark vision. 681 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:50,000 So if you want to look in without being seen by anybody trying to peek in, so give me a 682 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:53,480 stealth check to see if you can creep up to the door without being noticed. 683 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:55,160 You can do it advantage. 684 00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,160 Stealth check advantage. 685 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,760 I have plus five. 686 00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:58,760 What's your stealth? 687 00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:00,320 Yours is going to be higher than anybody's. 688 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,640 If he fails, can I also try? 689 00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:03,640 I'll wait. 690 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,440 If he fails, they're going to notice us. 691 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:06,440 Go ahead and please dig. 692 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:07,440 You just roll your stealth. 693 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:08,440 It is a 13. 694 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:09,440 13? 695 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:10,440 Okay. 696 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,880 So yeah, you can, well actually that's a roll with advantage. 697 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:14,880 So you can roll again too. 698 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,880 Do you want to see if you get any better? 699 00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,880 I'm going to stick with the 13. 700 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:20,880 Okay. 701 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:21,880 All right. 702 00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:26,240 So yeah, you kind of creep up to the edge and you look in and you can see that this 703 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:30,480 is the entrance to like bleachers and stands that go all the way around this big circular 704 00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:36,680 pit and there's orcs and goblins like all over the place, like all surrounding the pits 705 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:40,680 and they're all screaming and they're like, orc dug gone, orc dug gone. 706 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:44,240 And there's a giant pit with like a cage and blood. 707 00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:47,920 And when you look down inside there, you can see orcs in there just like fighting to the 708 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:51,760 death and there's like one laying on the ground, blood out, three other ones standing 709 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:52,760 there fighting. 710 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:54,760 And I'll see them like with the words basically. 711 00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:55,760 Yes. 712 00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:56,760 Audiator style shit. 713 00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:57,760 Yes. 714 00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:58,760 Who got them? 715 00:23:58,760 --> 00:24:01,760 Cage fight, what are you all going to do? 716 00:24:01,760 --> 00:24:04,760 I don't want to do that. 717 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:08,760 If we go down there, they're going to grab us and throw us in there and make us do it. 718 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:10,760 Yeah, we're going to be fighting forever. 719 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:11,760 Oh. 720 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:14,760 You want to try to stop the orc to gun? 721 00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:17,760 Is anybody getting explosives on them? 722 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,760 Is this the only entrance to this place? 723 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,760 Yes, as far as you know. 724 00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,760 Who's the announcer decapitating? 725 00:24:23,760 --> 00:24:24,760 Is that good? 726 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:25,760 Kill the announcer. 727 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:29,760 You guys informed me, you got time, like nobody's coming out here after you. 728 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:30,760 Nobody knows that those guys are dead. 729 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:34,760 So if you want to formulate a plan of some sort, you can do that. 730 00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:39,760 So it's just like basically where we fought all those guys at the top of this coliseum. 731 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:42,760 It was the, yeah, like there's like, it's like grass, normal area and then a quarry 732 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:43,760 that kind of drops down. 733 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:47,760 Yeah, what's the point? 734 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:48,760 Why are we fighting them? 735 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:52,760 Because this is the guys that sent the orcs and goblins after your town. 736 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:54,760 So we have to fight them. 737 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,760 If you're wanting to stop the goblin and orc problem in the area, yes. 738 00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:59,760 We can just keep them out of your homes. 739 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,760 If you have a way to do that. 740 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:04,760 Do you have any earth altering spells that could? 741 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:05,760 Use your biggie potion. 742 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:07,760 Just get big and just crush it. 743 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:08,760 Just block it. 744 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:09,760 It's not that big. 745 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:10,760 You're not that big. 746 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,760 What does happen if I take the biggie potion? 747 00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:13,760 I don't know. 748 00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:14,760 Slightly biggie. 749 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:15,760 You have to find out. 750 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,760 Well, you're a goblin. 751 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,760 You're a dwarf. 752 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,760 Do you want to take it? 753 00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,760 Do you want to take the biggie potion? 754 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,760 That sounded rude in a way. 755 00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,760 You're a dwarf. 756 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,760 I look like a little chimp. 757 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:32,760 Do you want to be bigger, trash man? 758 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:34,760 You are a dwarf. 759 00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,760 We can get trash man bigged up and send him in. 760 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,760 Yeah, so yeah, you got all that. 761 00:25:39,760 --> 00:25:40,760 What are you guys going to do here? 762 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:49,760 I don't have anything that will help me destroy. 763 00:25:49,760 --> 00:25:52,760 There is a lot of orcs and goblins inside here. 764 00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:53,760 Can you show the rest? 765 00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:54,760 I'll get my light. 766 00:25:54,760 --> 00:26:03,760 Yeah, you guys do have short rests because you did a lot of rest last. 767 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,760 But are you going to do short rests here in this camp? 768 00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:08,760 Are you just going to like sleep out on the bedrolls for like an hour? 769 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:12,760 I don't know because what if someone comes and kills us while we're sleeping? 770 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:14,760 I will say this isn't a safe area. 771 00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:19,760 How about we all stare at him and let him short rest to get his lightning back? 772 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,760 And we'll just stare at him to make sure he doesn't get it. 773 00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:24,760 You can do that if you would like to do that. 774 00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:28,760 It won't count as all of you are short rests, but we can count it as a Duke Crystal short rest. 775 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:31,760 Falkars can stay in guard for us while we all take a short rest. 776 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,760 Did you bring Falkars with you? 777 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:34,760 He's always with us. 778 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,760 You want to rest this whole time, Brad? 779 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:37,760 Sure. 780 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:38,760 I will do that. 781 00:26:38,760 --> 00:26:43,760 I will roll for Falkars to see if he can keep watch while you guys short rest. 782 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,760 He's pretty smart. 783 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:48,760 He's got a life so we've got to get Falkars. 784 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:49,760 We saved his life. 785 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:51,760 Damn it, he owes us this. 786 00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:53,760 But is he mentally capable? 787 00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:55,760 We'll find out when he runs. 788 00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,760 Alright, so... 789 00:26:58,760 --> 00:27:00,760 I was saying, are you doing this? 790 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,760 That's fine if you want to do that. 791 00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:04,760 It sounds like he's trying to kill us. 792 00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:07,760 It's not going to happen, we'll just all of a sudden have an issue with not a short rest. 793 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,760 They're like, yeah, they can keep going. 794 00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:12,760 As soon as you close your eyes, you're going to have a real comfy and you're like... 795 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:14,760 Like the day is off, they're like... 796 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:15,760 Get away! 797 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:19,760 Okay, so you guys are going to go set up and just lay down and take your rest then? 798 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,760 Yeah, and Falkars is going to be a good guard. 799 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:40,760 He's going to be in the goblin beds. 800 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:46,760 Alright, so we're going to roll for Falkars as you guys get yourselves into a little short rest. 801 00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:55,760 We're going to put a little map inside of the camp of the Goblins and Orcs, the leader orc, our Orc-Gon. 802 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,760 That is a six. 803 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:11,760 So Falkars is sitting there watching as you guys sleep and he kind of like moses off and looking off into the distance thinking about hell and the life he was in for just a little while there. 804 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:26,760 He doesn't realize that a group of Orcs and Goblins are sneaking up and smack Falkars in the back of the head and he goes unconscious and then jumps all of you guys and you guys are all beat unconscious. 805 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:32,760 This is like a lot of Orcs and Goblins like jumping on you, like jumping on you. 806 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:34,760 Like just fucking... 807 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:39,760 Just like hands, fists, throwing down on your head. 808 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:54,760 So yeah, you guys wake up and you're being, you're kind of waking up and you're being drugged through this what looks like an old like temple ruin place, like a tomb of some kind. 809 00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:58,760 And you're being drugged through and you see like a giant rain cage. 810 00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:03,760 You hear like a bunch of Orcs and Goblins just like Orc the God, Orc the God. 811 00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:07,760 And you guys are being tossed into this pit. 812 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:09,760 I told you this would happen! 813 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:10,760 This was your idea. 814 00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:16,760 This pit is about 40-50 feet high, like tall up the wall. 815 00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,760 There's being thrown down. 816 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,760 We're not going to do a bunch of damage of you guys being thrown down. 817 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:25,760 You're being taken down into the pit, cinematically. 818 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:26,760 So does. 819 00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:29,760 Thrown without damage. 820 00:29:29,760 --> 00:29:32,760 And land inside the pit as you wait. 821 00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,760 So yeah, around you. 822 00:29:34,760 --> 00:29:38,760 Actually Archie, give me a perception check. 823 00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:44,760 Because I'd say that being thrown into a fighting pit is probably Archie's bugaboo. 824 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:47,760 He knows a thing or two about being thrown into a ring. 825 00:29:47,760 --> 00:29:53,760 So give me a perception check on looking over the ring and stuff. 826 00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:54,760 Eight. 827 00:29:54,760 --> 00:30:05,760 Alright, so as you're looking around you see like weird faint glows of blue in the corners, four directions of the ring down there. 828 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,760 And as you're like looking around you notice all these things. 829 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:15,760 You see a large, large Orc standing up by this big statue of this woman. 830 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:18,760 And he says, I am Orc the God! 831 00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:20,760 He goes, this is my ring! 832 00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:23,760 These are my Orcs and these are my Goblins. 833 00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:25,760 He goes, we like to see blood in this pit. 834 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,760 I don't care whose blood it is. 835 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:33,760 He goes, you fuckers thought you could kill my men and then sleep in their beds? 836 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:36,760 He goes, you're in the pit now! 837 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:38,760 He goes, and you're in the Orc-tagon! 838 00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:43,760 And he like yells that and like waves his hands around and everybody starts like screaming Orc-tagon as well. 839 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:50,760 And he's a, he goes, I've eaten plenty of dicks and I'll eat yours when they're done with you. 840 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:54,760 And he like waves his hand. 841 00:30:54,760 --> 00:31:05,760 And he like waves his hands and you see, you see Orcs start dropping into the pit to come combat you guys. 842 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:09,760 To come, to come combat you. 843 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:17,760 You see Orcs just start dropping in around the whole area just like jumping off the ledge and a lot. 844 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:21,760 Oh, hang on that's not all the ones I wanted to. 845 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:25,760 Guys, I can use my last flask of oil-y. 846 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:26,760 Oil-y. 847 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:27,760 Oil-y. 848 00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:28,760 Oil-y. 849 00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:29,760 Oil-y. 850 00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:32,760 Back to my last oil flask. 851 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:33,760 Oil-y. 852 00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:34,760 Oil-y. 853 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:35,760 Okay guys. 854 00:31:35,760 --> 00:31:40,760 Let's let Kelly not have her show for a quick and then. 855 00:31:40,760 --> 00:31:43,760 Okay, I can use my last oil flask. 856 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,760 Dump it around us so we can get into it. 857 00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:49,760 Yeah, that's the only way we can get into it. 858 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:53,760 And now we're trapped in a freaking puddle of oil. 859 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:56,760 No, the ring of it's around us. 860 00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:59,760 I'm going to blind them with my staff. 861 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:00,760 I'm going to. 862 00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:02,760 Yeah, let's roll initiative. 863 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:03,760 I'm breaking hair. 864 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:04,760 You're going to what? 865 00:32:04,760 --> 00:32:05,760 You're going to fist him? 866 00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:06,760 Was I breaking hair? 867 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:08,760 I don't know. 868 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,760 This is a strange turn. 869 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:11,760 Oh no. 870 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:12,760 19. 871 00:32:12,760 --> 00:32:13,760 I got a 19. 872 00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:14,760 All right. 873 00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:15,760 17. 874 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:16,760 I'm going to hold that. 875 00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:17,760 I'm going to roll real quick. 876 00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:18,760 So is it a roll off or no? 877 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:19,760 Because I got a 16 plus three. 878 00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:20,760 Wow. 879 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:21,760 I got a 16 plus one. 880 00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:22,760 I got a eight plus three. 881 00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:23,760 Ooh. 882 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:24,760 He rolled a higher than mine. 883 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:25,760 He rolled an 18. 884 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:26,760 All right, so let's do this again. 885 00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:27,760 Miss Muffin. 886 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:28,760 16 plus 319, bruh. 887 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:29,760 Okay. 888 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:30,760 Duke Crystal. 889 00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,760 I got a little 18 plus one and all that. 890 00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:36,760 Hey, good, good, good. 891 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:45,760 Flea stick sock jelly. 892 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:48,760 I got the old 16 plus one. 893 00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:49,760 That was 17. 894 00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:50,760 He holds 17 Archery T's. 895 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:51,760 He's got a little odd boys. 896 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:52,760 Eight plus three and 11. 897 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:53,760 11. 898 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:54,760 I said it more proudly. 899 00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:55,760 11. 900 00:32:55,760 --> 00:32:56,760 This is 11. 901 00:32:56,760 --> 00:32:57,760 I rolled 11. 902 00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:58,760 That's perfect. 903 00:32:58,760 --> 00:32:59,760 So you both rolled 19? 904 00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:00,760 Yeah, but I rolled 11. 905 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:01,760 I rolled 11. 906 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:02,760 I rolled 11. 907 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:03,760 I rolled 11. 908 00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:04,760 I rolled 11. 909 00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:06,760 So you both rolled 19? 910 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,760 Yeah, but mine was lesser of a 19 than his. 911 00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:10,760 16 plus three. 912 00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:11,760 All right, then yeah. 913 00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:12,760 Duke Crystal, you're up first. 914 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:13,760 Yeah. 915 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:14,760 Hey, good, good. 916 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:15,760 Hey, nice. 917 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:16,760 As you're throwing into the Orca, Orcagon. 918 00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:19,760 I don't know what we're looking at here in the rain. 919 00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,760 We're looking at a bunch of shit. 920 00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:26,760 We look up and we're like, well, fuck. 921 00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,760 We're gonna have to fight these fuckers. 922 00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:30,760 Fuckers. 923 00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:34,760 You can see the Orcs and the Goblins up top like chanting. 924 00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,760 They're all like holding rocks and stuff too in their hands. 925 00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:37,760 Yeah, you look like shit. 926 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:38,760 Don't throw that ass. 927 00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:39,760 It's gonna kill you. 928 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:40,760 Yep, yep, yep. 929 00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:41,760 I think I'm gonna use my Warhammer. 930 00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:42,760 Okay. 931 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:49,760 It'll crack the one trying to flank me from the left. 932 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:52,760 All right. 933 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:57,760 I'm gonna go invisible. 934 00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,760 That will hit. 935 00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:01,760 I hope so. 936 00:34:01,760 --> 00:34:02,760 These are some real strong Orcs. 937 00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:03,760 Yeah. 938 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:04,760 Oh, sorry. 939 00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:05,760 D10. 940 00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:06,760 D10. 941 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:09,760 That's a 10 plus five. 942 00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:10,760 15 damage. 943 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:11,760 Are you serious? 944 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:12,760 Yes, I am. 945 00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:15,760 All right, so how do you kill this Orc? 946 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:18,760 Just top the head with the old hammer. 947 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:19,760 Just crush it in. 948 00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:20,760 All right, 15. 949 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:21,760 Crushed him in. 950 00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:22,760 One hit. 951 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:23,760 That was a one hit kill. 952 00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:24,760 All right, bloody body roars. 953 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:25,760 They all have Orcs. 954 00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:32,760 Orc to gone, Orc to gone. 955 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:38,760 And next up is Miss Muffin. 956 00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:45,760 So first off, I'm wearing my invisibility cloak because I put it on when I went to take 957 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:46,760 my short rest as a blanket. 958 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:47,760 Sorry. 959 00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:48,760 Okay. 960 00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:49,760 I'll allow it. 961 00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:50,760 Yes. 962 00:34:50,760 --> 00:34:51,760 How'd they see you to catch you? 963 00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:52,760 She didn't cast invisibility. 964 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:55,760 So that's what I'm saying. 965 00:34:55,760 --> 00:35:00,760 Since I'm wearing it, can I go ahead and cast it? 966 00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:02,480 No, she was not invisible. 967 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:03,480 You have to cast invisibility. 968 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,480 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 969 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:05,960 So can I go ahead and cast it? 970 00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:07,680 Yes, you can cast invisibility. 971 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:08,680 All right. 972 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:12,680 Does that take my action or do I still get to try and dagger? 973 00:35:12,680 --> 00:35:13,680 Dagger, dagger. 974 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:20,440 Because I can sneakably, stealthily, invisibly sneak up on one of them. 975 00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:21,440 I think it's an action. 976 00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:22,920 Individually, it's actually a dagger. 977 00:35:22,920 --> 00:35:23,920 I believe it's an action. 978 00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:24,920 I think it is too, but it's not showing. 979 00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:25,920 Yes. 980 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:26,920 Because it was an action to take it off. 981 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:27,920 I believe it's an action. 982 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:28,920 The wisdom of the blade. 983 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:29,920 The wisdom of the shadow individually. 984 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:30,920 But it's a good action because I can go invisible and they can't see me to pumble me. 985 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:31,920 And I'm just a little crazy woman. 986 00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:32,920 It'd be best to save it for a strong target though, someone who's tough and you want to 987 00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:33,920 utilize it on. 988 00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:34,920 Well, I already casted it. 989 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:35,920 Okay, so. 990 00:35:35,920 --> 00:35:36,920 I'm going to go ahead and cast it. 991 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:37,920 I'm going to go ahead and cast it. 992 00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:38,920 I'm going to go ahead and cast it. 993 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:39,920 I'm going to go ahead and cast it. 994 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:40,920 I'm going to go ahead and cast it. 995 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:51,920 I'm going to go ahead and cast it. 996 00:35:51,920 --> 00:36:00,920 I'm going to go ahead and cast it. 997 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:04,080 I believe you are still supposed to make a stealth check, aren't you? 998 00:36:04,080 --> 00:36:05,080 But advantage? 999 00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:06,080 Yes. 1000 00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,080 Yeah. 1001 00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:08,080 So you got to make a stealth check to make sure they don't see you. 1002 00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:11,080 So you got to make a stealth check to make sure they don't see you. 1003 00:36:11,080 --> 00:36:12,080 18 plus 5. 1004 00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:13,080 Yeah, you're good. 1005 00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:14,080 You're good. 1006 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:17,840 So yeah, you are hidden as fuck. 1007 00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:18,840 So that was your action. 1008 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:19,840 Nexus flea stick sock jelly. 1009 00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:22,640 I'm going to blind all these fuckers with a cone of radiant light. 1010 00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:28,760 Okay, so it's 15 foot, I believe, for the radiant light blinding. 1011 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,920 So I thought you just said it was casting oil. 1012 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:34,920 It's a cone, like a cone of light. 1013 00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:39,520 It does like that. 1014 00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:41,960 Up to 15. 1015 00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:42,960 So to... 1016 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:49,760 Let's see where you're at here. 1017 00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:56,400 So straight ahead of you, about 30 feet, there's two orcs standing 10 feet apart from each 1018 00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:57,840 other. 1019 00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:04,400 And then to your right, there's one about 20 feet from you, but he is like further out 1020 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:05,400 from that one. 1021 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:06,760 He's about 15 feet off to the side. 1022 00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:13,080 So you could hit two possibly if you wanted, or if you moved to your right for your movement 1023 00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:14,080 speed. 1024 00:37:14,080 --> 00:37:15,080 It's the closest. 1025 00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:17,560 You could possibly hit them both, hit three of them. 1026 00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:19,840 I'm going to just go immediately with my clip says. 1027 00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:20,920 Up to 15 feet. 1028 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:27,360 So yeah, no, you would have to move up to hit those two with blindness to hit those 1029 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:28,360 two. 1030 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:30,720 So yeah, you would be able to hit only those two really, if you want to. 1031 00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:33,960 Is there anybody close enough I can hit with my clip says? 1032 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:34,960 Yeah, you can. 1033 00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:35,960 You can, Mailey, if you'd like to. 1034 00:37:35,960 --> 00:37:36,960 Yeah, I want to just... 1035 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:38,760 Yeah, you can move up to the one on the right. 1036 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:39,760 He's 20 feet from you. 1037 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:40,760 Yeah, let's hit him. 1038 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:43,760 All right, go for it. 1039 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,760 Probably not. 1040 00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:46,760 13. 1041 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:50,800 Yes, that will hit. 1042 00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:54,000 Seven damage. 1043 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,000 Seven damage. 1044 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,560 That is a good hit. 1045 00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:58,480 Good hit indeed. 1046 00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:03,880 But lucky for you all, it's the orc's turn. 1047 00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,400 Unlucky. 1048 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:15,960 So the orc up ahead that's furthest from you guys, he's going to throw a javelin right 1049 00:38:15,960 --> 00:38:20,280 at Duke Crystal. 1050 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:23,200 That's a natural one. 1051 00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:24,200 So let's see here. 1052 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:29,520 He throws his javelin and it goes flying and it sticks one of those blue glowing little 1053 00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:34,240 fragments in the wall and hits it and the fragment like cracks and snaps and then falls 1054 00:38:34,240 --> 00:38:36,520 to the ground. 1055 00:38:36,520 --> 00:38:41,620 So yeah, that's what just happened there. 1056 00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:47,840 So I will put this here. 1057 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:55,520 So that blue one's out over there on the far left side of your room here. 1058 00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:59,680 So the next up is orc B, one on Duke Crystal. 1059 00:38:59,680 --> 00:39:01,680 Looks like you're getting a great ax. 1060 00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,160 16 plus five. 1061 00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:05,160 Great axed. 1062 00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:06,160 I thought he's dead. 1063 00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:07,160 What? 1064 00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:09,640 Oh yeah, you did kill him, didn't you? 1065 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:10,640 Yeah, you did. 1066 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,640 He is dead. 1067 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:12,640 I apologize. 1068 00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:13,640 Yeah. 1069 00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:14,640 Yes, I apologize. 1070 00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:18,560 So yeah, orc C then. 1071 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:39,120 Orc C. I'm going to throw a javelin at flea stick. 1072 00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:43,440 It's a 17 plus five flea stick. 1073 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,440 That will hit, I believe. 1074 00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,720 Boy, you're hitting me. 1075 00:39:47,720 --> 00:39:50,160 Six damage. 1076 00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:51,160 Six damage. 1077 00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:52,920 That's the amount of damage. 1078 00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:56,720 All right, now flea stick, the one that's on you is going to hit you with the great 1079 00:39:56,720 --> 00:39:57,720 ax. 1080 00:39:57,720 --> 00:39:58,720 Try to hit you with the great ax. 1081 00:39:58,720 --> 00:39:59,720 I'm leaving it. 1082 00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:00,720 Eight plus five. 1083 00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:01,720 What's your AC? 1084 00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:04,720 Wait, what was your last roll? 1085 00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:05,720 High. 1086 00:40:05,720 --> 00:40:06,720 Oh, okay. 1087 00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:07,720 Oh, your AC is 17. 1088 00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:08,720 Shit. 1089 00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:10,520 All right, that one will not hit. 1090 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:11,520 Next up, Archie. 1091 00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:14,520 Which one like Lucy's team or is it? 1092 00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:15,520 It really doesn't matter. 1093 00:40:15,520 --> 00:40:18,520 I'm within 30 feet of them, right? 1094 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:19,520 Yes. 1095 00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:24,520 The farthest one from you is 26 feet. 1096 00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:30,240 All right, well I'm going to need a strength check because I'm using a fist of unbroken 1097 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:31,240 air. 1098 00:40:31,240 --> 00:40:32,240 A fist of unbroken air. 1099 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:33,240 Unbroken. 1100 00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:34,240 Okay, strength saves, is that what you say? 1101 00:40:34,240 --> 00:40:35,240 Yeah, strength save. 1102 00:40:35,240 --> 00:40:36,240 Shit, sorry. 1103 00:40:36,240 --> 00:40:37,240 My shit just fucked up. 1104 00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:38,240 Yeah, higher than a 12. 1105 00:40:38,240 --> 00:40:39,240 Higher than a 12. 1106 00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:44,640 I'm sorry, I can hear my shit just froze up on me. 1107 00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:46,640 Okay, higher than a 12. 1108 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,640 That's what you said? 1109 00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:49,640 Uh, yeah. 1110 00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:50,640 11 plus three saves. 1111 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:51,640 All right, so half damage and he doesn't go prone. 1112 00:40:51,640 --> 00:40:52,640 Half as much damage and you do not push or knock. 1113 00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:53,640 Okay. 1114 00:40:53,640 --> 00:40:54,640 Isn't it like a bunch of damage? 1115 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:55,640 Yeah, three to ten. 1116 00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:56,640 Oh shit, which one? 1117 00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:57,640 With a zero on it. 1118 00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:58,640 Perfect. 1119 00:40:58,640 --> 00:40:59,640 Yep. 1120 00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:00,640 Two. 1121 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:01,640 Nine. 1122 00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:02,640 Uh, 13. 1123 00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:03,640 So half of 13 would be that. 1124 00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:04,640 Okay. 1125 00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:17,520 All right, next up is, I believe top of the round, do crystal. 1126 00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:23,640 That was all the orcs, so yes. 1127 00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:38,640 Okay, I'll reach the next orc, the one farther away from everybody else. 1128 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:42,640 Uh, yes, you can be able to reach him. 1129 00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:43,640 Oh, okay. 1130 00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:48,640 I go for war game, not armed game. 1131 00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:49,640 Okay. 1132 00:41:49,640 --> 00:41:50,640 Nine. 1133 00:41:50,640 --> 00:41:51,640 No. 1134 00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:53,640 Okay. 1135 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:54,640 All right, Miss Melvin. 1136 00:41:54,640 --> 00:42:00,640 I am going to sneakily go over to it and freaking slice his ankles out. 1137 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:01,640 Which one? 1138 00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:04,640 The one on the closest to him. 1139 00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:06,640 Okay, so the one on flee stick? 1140 00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:07,640 Yeah. 1141 00:42:07,640 --> 00:42:08,640 Okay. 1142 00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:09,640 Twenty. 1143 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:10,640 Natural 20? 1144 00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:11,640 Yeah. 1145 00:42:11,640 --> 00:42:14,480 Okay, so that's double damage on your regular attack and then you can roll for your sneak 1146 00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:15,480 attack damage. 1147 00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:16,480 So three plus four is seven. 1148 00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:17,480 What did you say? 1149 00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:18,480 Seven. 1150 00:42:18,480 --> 00:42:23,480 So roll your damage twice. 1151 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:24,480 Oh, okay. 1152 00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:25,480 So seven. 1153 00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:26,480 And then one plus four. 1154 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:27,480 Okay, so five, so seven and five. 1155 00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:28,480 Mm-hmm. 1156 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:29,480 And then you said sneak attack has you? 1157 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:30,480 He's very dead. 1158 00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:31,480 He's already dead. 1159 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,480 Two D six? 1160 00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:33,480 You don't want me to keep going or not? 1161 00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:34,480 Oh, no, he's dead. 1162 00:42:34,480 --> 00:42:35,480 Very dead. 1163 00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:36,480 Overkill. 1164 00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:37,480 So yeah. 1165 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:38,480 Overkill. 1166 00:42:38,480 --> 00:42:39,480 That's it. 1167 00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:40,480 Keep going. 1168 00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:41,480 That's it for that. 1169 00:42:41,480 --> 00:42:42,480 He exploded his internal organs. 1170 00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:43,480 Yeah. 1171 00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:44,480 He bled out his ankles, apparently. 1172 00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:49,480 He bled out his ankles. 1173 00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:50,480 Okay. 1174 00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:51,480 Flea stick. 1175 00:42:51,480 --> 00:42:52,480 Your turn. 1176 00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:53,480 I'm going for Orc C. 1177 00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:54,480 Okay. 1178 00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:55,480 Are you going to melee? 1179 00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:56,480 What are you going to do here? 1180 00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:57,480 I am going to just use my staff. 1181 00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:58,480 Okay, so smack him? 1182 00:42:58,480 --> 00:42:59,480 Yeah, I'm going to run up and crack him right in front of him. 1183 00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:00,480 Okay. 1184 00:43:00,480 --> 00:43:01,480 So that's it. 1185 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:02,480 Okay. 1186 00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:03,480 So that's it. 1187 00:43:03,480 --> 00:43:04,480 Okay. 1188 00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:05,480 So that's it. 1189 00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:06,480 Okay. 1190 00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:07,480 So that's it. 1191 00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:08,480 Okay. 1192 00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:09,480 So that's it. 1193 00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:10,480 Okay. 1194 00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:11,480 So that's it. 1195 00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:12,480 Okay. 1196 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:13,480 So that's it. 1197 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:14,480 I'm going to run up and crack him right between the eyeballs. 1198 00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:15,480 Just one of the straight down, just one small, two-faced. 1199 00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:16,480 Okay. 1200 00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:17,480 Give it to him. 1201 00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:18,480 Twelve. 1202 00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:19,480 Nope. 1203 00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:20,480 And now I'm going to crack. 1204 00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:21,480 All right. 1205 00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:22,480 Duke Crystal, the one on you. 1206 00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:23,480 This Orc is angry and pissed. 1207 00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:24,480 He's going to swing his greataxe at you. 1208 00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:25,480 It's gax. 1209 00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:26,480 17 plus five. 1210 00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:27,480 Jesus. 1211 00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:28,480 All right, 1D6. 1212 00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:29,480 Let's see. 1213 00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:30,480 Ooh, good. 1214 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:31,480 4D6. 1215 00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:32,480 Okay. 1216 00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:33,480 So that's it. 1217 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,480 Okay. 1218 00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:35,480 So that's it. 1219 00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:36,480 Okay. 1220 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:37,480 So that's it. 1221 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:38,480 Okay. 1222 00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:39,480 So that's it. 1223 00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:40,480 Okay. 1224 00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:41,480 So that's it. 1225 00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:42,480 Okay. 1226 00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:43,480 So that's it. 1227 00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:44,480 Ooh, good. 1228 00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:45,480 4 damage. 1229 00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:46,480 Ooh, good. 1230 00:43:46,480 --> 00:43:47,480 It was a little damage. 1231 00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:48,480 That's it. 1232 00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:49,480 That's it. 1233 00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:50,480 All right. 1234 00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:54,480 Now it is the one on you, Flea Stick. 1235 00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:56,480 You're getting the gax as well. 1236 00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:57,480 14 plus five. 1237 00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:59,480 I killed the one on Flea Stick. 1238 00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:01,480 He ran to the other one to attack it. 1239 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:02,480 Oh, snipe. 1240 00:44:02,480 --> 00:44:04,480 That one, yeah. 1241 00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:05,480 Six damage. 1242 00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:06,480 Okay, Archie, your turn. 1243 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:07,480 All righty. 1244 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:08,480 Close this one too. 1245 00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:12,480 It's still got one 26 feet away, right? 1246 00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:13,480 Yes. 1247 00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:14,480 Two crystals on him. 1248 00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:15,480 Flea Stick's on the other one. 1249 00:44:15,480 --> 00:44:16,480 Is there any other within 40 feet of me? 1250 00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:17,480 Within 40 feet of you? 1251 00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:18,480 No, it's just those two as of right now. 1252 00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:19,480 Oh, there's no more. 1253 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:20,480 Yeah. 1254 00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:21,480 Well, I guess I'll run up on that one that I already hit once. 1255 00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:22,480 Okay. 1256 00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:23,480 And I'll try to crack him with my cane. 1257 00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:24,480 Wood crack. 1258 00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:25,480 Crack the wood. 1259 00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:26,480 Wood crack with the promised cane. 1260 00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:27,480 Okay. 1261 00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:28,480 So that's it. 1262 00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:29,480 Okay. 1263 00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:30,480 So that's it. 1264 00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:31,480 Okay. 1265 00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:32,480 So that's it. 1266 00:44:32,480 --> 00:44:33,480 Okay. 1267 00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:34,480 So that's it. 1268 00:44:34,480 --> 00:44:35,480 Okay. 1269 00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:36,480 So that's it. 1270 00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:37,480 Okay. 1271 00:44:37,480 --> 00:44:38,480 So that's it. 1272 00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:39,480 21. 1273 00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:40,480 Oh yeah. 1274 00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:41,480 21. 1275 00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:42,480 Is that any damage? 1276 00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:43,480 Oh yeah. 1277 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:44,480 Good damage. 1278 00:44:44,480 --> 00:44:45,480 Crack his wood. 1279 00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:50,480 Crank up next to Duke and just smoke him in the rib cage. 1280 00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:55,480 I think it's back to the top, so Dookie. 1281 00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:57,480 Dookie, you suck. 1282 00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:58,480 Oh, Dookie boy. 1283 00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:01,480 I am going to reckless attack. 1284 00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:02,480 Okay. 1285 00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:07,480 We can be more. 1286 00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:08,480 Let's see. 1287 00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:10,480 What's about 11? 1288 00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:12,480 No, sir. 1289 00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:13,480 Damn. 1290 00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:18,480 Yeah, I'd say that would hurt. 1291 00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:19,480 That's advantage, right? 1292 00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:20,480 You get the rolls twice for reckless. 1293 00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:21,480 Yeah. 1294 00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:22,480 42? 1295 00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:23,480 Oh yeah. 1296 00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:24,480 Oh yeah. 1297 00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:25,480 Okay. 1298 00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:26,480 16. 1299 00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:27,480 17. 1300 00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:28,480 Oh, well. 1301 00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:29,480 10 plus 5. 1302 00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:30,480 15. 1303 00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:32,480 Dang, max damage hit. 1304 00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:35,040 Yeah, so you decimate him. 1305 00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:37,200 How do you kill him? 1306 00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:41,120 Because this one you did the amount of his max HP and he had two HP left. 1307 00:45:41,120 --> 00:45:46,720 If this one hit me, I definitely did like the 6 to 12 upward groin swing. 1308 00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:49,160 It's like in half from the ground up. 1309 00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:50,480 Yeah, I slung him over me. 1310 00:45:50,480 --> 00:45:53,480 Yeah, I picked him up by his fucking gooch. 1311 00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:54,480 All right. 1312 00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:55,480 Good one. 1313 00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:56,480 All right, Miss Muffin, you. 1314 00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:57,480 The crowd's getting their sweat. 1315 00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:58,480 Which one am I getting? 1316 00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:01,480 Yeah, the crowd's sweating. 1317 00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:03,480 The crowd's like don't know what to do anymore. 1318 00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:04,480 Huh? 1319 00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:05,480 He just killed that one? 1320 00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:06,480 He killed the other one. 1321 00:46:06,480 --> 00:46:08,480 There's one about 10 feet in front of you on flea stick. 1322 00:46:08,480 --> 00:46:10,480 Yeah, that's what I said to the last one. 1323 00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:15,480 So I'm going to sneak over to that one and repeat my actions and slice his ankles. 1324 00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:18,480 Okay, repeat actions, slice the ankles. 1325 00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:21,480 14 plus 6. 1326 00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:22,480 6? 1327 00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:26,480 Yes, that will hit 14 plus 6. 1328 00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:33,480 Okay, so then I have 17. 1329 00:46:33,480 --> 00:46:34,480 17 damage? 1330 00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:35,480 Right. 1331 00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:36,480 Or what? 1332 00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:37,480 Double damage or no? 1333 00:46:37,480 --> 00:46:39,480 No, you didn't get a natural 20 this time. 1334 00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:41,480 Oh, shnite, my bad. 1335 00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:45,480 So then it would have just been the first roll was 4 plus 4. 1336 00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:47,480 So 8 damage total? 1337 00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:48,480 Yep. 1338 00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:49,480 Okay. 1339 00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:51,480 8 damage to his ankles. 1340 00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:52,480 Do I roll a sneak? 1341 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:53,480 My sneak? 1342 00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:54,480 Uh. 1343 00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:55,480 2D6? 1344 00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:56,480 No. 1345 00:46:56,480 --> 00:46:57,480 Okay. 1346 00:46:57,480 --> 00:46:58,480 Flea stick. 1347 00:46:58,480 --> 00:46:59,480 Your turn. 1348 00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:00,480 It's hurting. 1349 00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:01,480 Where are we at Cassie? 1350 00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:02,480 You can't really walk good. 1351 00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:03,480 Geez. 1352 00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:09,480 Yeah, you've got one right in front of you and it's the last one. 1353 00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:11,480 The one that you're engaged with. 1354 00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:12,480 The one in front of these dudes. 1355 00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:14,480 Yeah, the one in front of you is dead. 1356 00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:17,480 So many of my spiritual weapons and the garbage can loaded from my head. 1357 00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:19,480 And I... 1358 00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:22,480 So is that a bonus action pick? 1359 00:47:22,480 --> 00:47:23,480 Yes. 1360 00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:25,480 So you just cast that? 1361 00:47:25,480 --> 00:47:27,480 I'm going to cast it and use it. 1362 00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:35,480 Okay, so as you raise your hand to use the trash god powers to summon a spiritual weapon, 1363 00:47:35,480 --> 00:47:41,480 you see these blue little like...almost like gems in the walls start to glow real bright 1364 00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:44,480 and you feel the magic in your hands just kind of like cut off. 1365 00:47:44,480 --> 00:47:46,480 Just like stops. 1366 00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:48,480 We have to break all the blue gems. 1367 00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:53,480 You can tell that there is something blocking the magic in this chamber. 1368 00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:58,480 And that can be a big problem for people who are hurt and a cleric who needs magic to heal. 1369 00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:00,480 And destroy the walls. 1370 00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:06,480 The Orctagon stands up and he goes, yes, I see that little man. 1371 00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:08,480 He goes, you try to use magic in my ring. 1372 00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:10,480 We have anti-magic. 1373 00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:12,480 He goes, I'm strong and I take what I want. 1374 00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:17,480 And what I want is for this to be a good old blood-filled fight. 1375 00:48:17,480 --> 00:48:19,480 Because that's what Orctagon's going to get. 1376 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,480 Nope. 1377 00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:29,480 Music 1378 00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:32,480 This episode of Dummies with Dice features Kelly Lee as Miss Muffin, 1379 00:48:32,480 --> 00:48:36,480 Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal, Ryan Hart as RG Ortiz, 1380 00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:41,480 Ryan Tucker as Flea Stick Sock Jelly, and Tristan Hayes as the DM. 1381 00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:43,480 The episode is edited and mixed by Tristan Hayes. 1382 00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:51,480 The artwork for Dummies with Dice created by Al Sorensen can be found on Instagram under ARCSI0. 1383 00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:55,480 The theme song is The Intense Fiddle by Ben Caldera. 1384 00:48:55,480 --> 00:49:01,480 When it comes to Dummies with Dice, you can find our website on rss.com slash podcast slash Dummies with Dice 1385 00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:04,480 and on Facebook at Dummies with Dice. 1386 00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:09,480 Most importantly, join our Patreon at patreon.com slash Dummies with Dice for free 1387 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:14,480 or for $3 monthly to gain access to a Discord and bonus content. 1388 00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:17,480 Come back in two weeks for new episodes of Dummies with Dice. 1389 00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:42,480 Music