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Welcome to Dummies with Dice, a Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast that

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follows four not-so-average dummies of our world that get caught up in a

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magical storm and are transported to the world of Dungeons and Dragons where they

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must survive and try to find a way back home. Viewer warning, use of violence,

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profanity, rude humor, and the portrayal of drug and alcohol use.

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Hey I'm Ryan, R1. I'm playing as Archie Ortiz, the 76 year old MMA gym owner.

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He's also the monk of the group. Fun fact about Archie, he's a black belt in MMA.

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Black belt. Yeah. Hi I'm Kelly Lee. I play Miss Muffin. She's a crazy cat lady rogue.

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Fun fact, Miss Muffin doesn't even know her real name anymore. Hey guys this is

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Nate. My character's Duke Crystal. He's the 32 year old drug addicted level 3

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barbarian of the group. Fun fact about Duke, he always has emergency droves in

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his gooch pouch. Hey everybody, Archie here. Ryan Tucker. I play fleece sticks out

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jelly. I'm the hobo trash master cleric of the group. I'm a MacGyver of all things

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trash and garbage. Fun fact about fleece stick, my favorite place to sleep is in a

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dumpster behind Arby's. Free beef and Cheddar's. Hi I'm Tristan Hayes, the

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dummy master, and my fun fact is the squid's brain is ring-shaped with its

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esophagus running through it, so if it eats anything too large it can suffer

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brain damage.

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Psychic damage from eating too big of food. Tell me if you get fellatio from a squid, you might kill it.

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Yep, I might kill it. So then the boys...

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Alright as you guys left off you were taking a long rest inside of Blink's

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Tavern. You were told about the poet who was performing a dark ritual that

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he doesn't know how to perform well. Lilith Darko is the only one who's to

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perform rituals. You guys are waking up and getting your gear together and

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getting ready to go see what's going on with this poet.

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Stretch my cat legs.

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So you guys gonna go ahead and straight for him, gonna step outside?

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Yeah let's go do it, let's check him out.

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Okay, as you step outside...

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Let me roll.

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I feel one at the back.

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So you step outside and you see a man stumbling out of tiefling dirt bag.

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He's holding his head, his eyes are all glossy and watery and he's sick. He looks around and you see him kind of look back at the building and he's like looking at it over confused like what what's going on here.

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And then you see him walk back inside and just kind of go about his day.

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So you guys definitely fucking robbed that dude. He was fucked up. He does not remember he was robbed. He's confused as hell.

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But you know that he's back inside doing his thing.

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He didn't forget that was his place of business?

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No, he still remembers I think.

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I was hoping he'd forget that too.

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We just get a free business to start from.

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So you're gonna go hunt for the poet?

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Yeah.

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Somebody to ask.

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Yeah.

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Okay, so you step out towards the outskirts of town you see like a small little building there just like falling apart kind of shittily built.

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You guys just gonna step inside?

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Is there trash?

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There's probably trash all over the place.

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Yes.

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Emos don't clean up.

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So as you step in the building you feel an entire wave of just like dread and sorrow smack into you.

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So I need everybody to make either Constitution save or wisdom save.

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17 plus 3 Constitution.

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Oof.

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10 plus 2.

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11 on a Consave.

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11.

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12 on a Wisdom Save.

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And I got a 20. 17 plus 3 Constitution.

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Five.

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You got five?

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Okay, so as you step inside you see like a half-linging emo standing up on like a little pedestal and you see a donkey and a man laying inside of a big pentagram ritual drawn on the ground.

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So as you walk in though for Flea Stick.

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What'd you get Duke?

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What'd you get on your save?

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11.

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Okay, so Flea Stick you failed.

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So as you walk in you get smacked with the sorrow and like the despair of this place and you just start crying.

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So you will have a minus one on attack rolls for your first turn, like first round.

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Because you just can't help from crying into tears or blocking your view.

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So as you step up you see all of this happening, there's like candles, there's smoke, there's incense, the ritual is all red and lit up.

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The emo kind of screams out and he says, don't you worry fuck, I'm gonna bring you back.

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I'm gonna sacrifice this donkey and I'm gonna bring you back.

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Then he sees you guys step forward and he's like, oh shit, okay you guys just stepped into the veil.

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Some bad things are gonna happen and some shit's gonna start coming through because now there's a tear.

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Not the donkeys.

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Please, please defend my lover fuck on the ground.

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I'm trying to sacrifice this donkey to bring him back.

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So that's happening.

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You're about to have some unwanted visitors from breaking the veil of the...

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Kill that donkey.

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Your lover's name is fuck?

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Yes, yes my lover's name is fuck.

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Jesus.

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It's because it's what we do.

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It's because of what we do.

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Damn, I see why you want it back I guess.

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Did you try CPR on fuck?

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He's been dead for a day or two.

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It don't work.

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It don't work.

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He's a gun.

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He's gone.

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Okay so as you guys are talking still, you see this ugly small flying little bat creature

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and what looks like a little demon imp come bursting out of like a red portal through the ritual.

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So we all need to roll some initiatives.

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Fine.

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20 videos.

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Damn.

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I got five.

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Two plus three.

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I ain't rolled a one.

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Got a 20 from me.

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Oh no, natural one.

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I got the 14.

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No!

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No!

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No!

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I got 14.

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I rolled a one plus three.

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Alright, I wasn't listening.

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Archie, what did you get?

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I rolled a one plus three so four.

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Okay.

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Miss Muffin?

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I rolled a two plus three.

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I got five.

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Okay.

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Flea stick?

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I rolled 19 plus one.

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20.

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Very nice, very nice.

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Okay.

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Duke?

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It was just 14.

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Let's skip the math.

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Okay.

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Fuck math.

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It means first up is flea stick sock jelly.

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Math rocks.

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So you are, oh, you got minus one on me.

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Okay, so there is two dretches, which are the bat creatures, and one imp that just spawned

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inside the ritual.

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So they are about five, 10, 15, about 20 feet from you.

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Damn.

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20 feet's not that far.

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That's what they climb in distance.

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Well, I'm gonna run out and crack them one time with my flea stick.

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You're gonna run into the ritual?

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Yeah.

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Break it up.

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Yolo.

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Stop it.

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Yolo.

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This is the only one.

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I feel so much dread.

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I think I'll go around the...

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Save the donkey.

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It is inside the ritual site.

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All of them?

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Spawning out.

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Yeah, they're inside.

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Okay, so I need to hit them with a...

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We're gonna eat the donkey.

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No, we're gonna save that donkey.

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Yeah, we're gonna save that donkey.

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Okay.

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What are my options here?

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You've got ranged, or if you want to jump where the ritual is, you can, but you wanna

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run in there, but that's on you.

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I don't really think I have any ranged without a spell slot being sacrilegious.

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Cantrips.

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Cantrips don't take spell slots.

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Like, Sacred Flame or...

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Firebolt.

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Firebolt or anything.

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Okay.

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That's Sacred Flame.

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Sacred Flame.

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Sacred Flame is one of the two dretches, or the imp?

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Let's go for the imp.

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Yeah, the imp.

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Okay.

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One for a four-hit shot.

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And that is a 15 plus four, 19.

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Oh, that will hit.

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You say the imp?

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Yep, the imp.

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Okay, yes, that will hit.

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Yeah.

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So...

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Oh, wait, you should.

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No.

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You did Sacred Flame.

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That's a dex save, isn't it?

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Oh, that is dex save.

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Yep.

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Yep.

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Yep.

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Yep.

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Yep.

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Yep.

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Yep.

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Oh, that is dex.

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I'm sorry.

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Yeah.

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My bad.

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Oh, shoot!

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And you got...

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Yeah, you had a really good roll, too.

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Yeah.

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I'm high just one.

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Oh, and you have...

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Well, it don't matter on that one.

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Okay.

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Dex save.

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This person's too big.

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15 plus three.

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I don't fucking need you.

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What is it?

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You got it.

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Okay.

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All right.

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No smoke.

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Do crystal.

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Oh, shit.

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Okay.

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So how are we placed?

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We all stand in one spot around this circle?

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Yeah.

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You guys all kind of enter through the door.

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So you're right there.

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And the ritual is like five, 10 feet in front of you, the layer of the ring.

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And the imp and the dredge and the other dredge are both inside the ring still.

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Like, I'm going to move...

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About 15, 10 feet.

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90 degrees to the left.

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So a quarter pie around the circle.

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Okay.

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I'm going to wait outside the circle, see if I can learn something.

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Okay.

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Good thinking, sir.

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Good deal.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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Next up is the first dredge.

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See what this son of a bitch can do.

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Okay.

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So he's going to fly at you, Duke.

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He's going to fly out of the ritual zone.

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When you roll perception, Duke...

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Did you say good?

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That would be 18.

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Perception 18.

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So when you see it exit the ritual site, you see like this black kind of almost like ashiness

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pull off of him back to go towards the ritual.

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As if like something that was inside and tries to walk out is being pulled back in.

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So he's weakened most likely.

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Not so much weakened, but so much as you can tell that he's not going to be able to do

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this.

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He's being pulled off.

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He's got a time.

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Yes.

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He is going to try to bite you.

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Don't let him bite you.

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Three plus two.

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No.

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That won't hit.

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Right?

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Hell no.

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But that's a multi attack.

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So he gets to make two attacks.

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One with its bite and one with its claw.

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That's a natural one.

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That's what he gets for messing with Duke.

266
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He goes to swing at you, Duke, and his claw grazes across to your cheek, just barely

267
00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:24,880
like skimming, taking off some face hair.

268
00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:30,600
He spins around and you see the pull increase and he gets kind of pulled back inside the

269
00:12:30,600 --> 00:12:35,080
ritual site and pulls against it and it rips his arm off.

270
00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:44,800
So he's going to take eight damage from ripping his arm off.

271
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:45,800
That's what he gets.

272
00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:49,240
For a natural one.

273
00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:55,620
The next dredge, he's going to push down towards Archie and you see kind of the same thing

274
00:12:55,620 --> 00:12:59,640
that Duke saw when it leaves the ritual site.

275
00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:02,200
He's going to do his multi attack.

276
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:05,240
Bite and then claw.

277
00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:07,240
16 plus two.

278
00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:08,240
No.

279
00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:09,240
That'll hit.

280
00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:10,240
Okay.

281
00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:15,240
Five for the first hit.

282
00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:18,240
13 plus two.

283
00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:21,240
That'll hit.

284
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:24,240
This one's smaller, don't worry.

285
00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:27,240
If I can get my die.

286
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,240
Come on.

287
00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:29,240
Little guy.

288
00:13:29,240 --> 00:13:30,240
Here we go.

289
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:32,240
One.

290
00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:39,640
So five and one damage from the vicious teeth and the vicious claws.

291
00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:47,880
Next up is the M and the M is going to use his movement to move closer towards the emo

292
00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:51,200
casting the ritual.

293
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,200
So that's his turn.

294
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:55,880
He's moving closer to him.

295
00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:58,600
Miss Muffin.

296
00:13:58,600 --> 00:13:59,600
Yo turn.

297
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:04,760
I'm going to attack the dredge that's missing his arm.

298
00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:07,960
So you're going to go move over to Duke?

299
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:11,800
Yeah.

300
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,480
What is your movement speed?

301
00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,280
How far can you move?

302
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,280
30.

303
00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:17,280
Okay.

304
00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:18,280
You can make it.

305
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:19,280
30.

306
00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:20,280
You can make it.

307
00:14:20,280 --> 00:14:21,280
And.

308
00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:22,280
Do they have a dredge to help Duke?

309
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:23,280
He needs help.

310
00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,280
Unless you have the agile feet.

311
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:25,280
You add 10.

312
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:26,280
What?

313
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,280
Can I really move?

314
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:33,720
Cause I'd have to go inside the ritual to dagger.

315
00:14:33,720 --> 00:14:34,720
It is outside still.

316
00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:35,720
It came out to fight Duke.

317
00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:39,840
It got pulled back and fought against it being ripped back in and ripped its arm off.

318
00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,680
So its arm got sucked back and knocked him.

319
00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:42,680
Yeah.

320
00:14:42,680 --> 00:14:43,680
Okay.

321
00:14:43,680 --> 00:14:44,680
I'm going to dagger him.

322
00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:45,680
Dagger him.

323
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:48,680
Dagger, dagger.

324
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,680
Nope.

325
00:14:50,680 --> 00:14:54,400
Two plus six.

326
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,400
Seven eight.

327
00:14:56,400 --> 00:14:57,400
We will not hit.

328
00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:00,400
Well, if I don't get the dagger him.

329
00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,400
Next up Archie Ortiz.

330
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:03,400
I'm ready.

331
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:08,400
I'm going to smack him in the face with my cane.

332
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,400
Does it run up on me?

333
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:12,400
Smack him in the face with that cane.

334
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:13,400
Yo.

335
00:15:13,400 --> 00:15:14,400
He gonna get it.

336
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:15,400
The dredge.

337
00:15:15,400 --> 00:15:20,400
Oh, he's not going to get it.

338
00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:23,400
Three plus five.

339
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,400
Three plus five.

340
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:25,400
Yeah.

341
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:30,400
I didn't think so.

342
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:35,400
I think next up then is.

343
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,400
Please stay.

344
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:40,400
Alright, where's everybody at?

345
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:43,400
So Archie is about five feet in front of you.

346
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,400
There's a dredge fighting him.

347
00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:51,400
And Miss Muffin is to the left of you guys about 15 feet over there fighting dredge.

348
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:55,400
There's an imp moving towards the emo casting the ritual.

349
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,400
I'm going to get that one.

350
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,400
The one moving towards him?

351
00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:00,400
Yeah.

352
00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,400
With.

353
00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,400
I'm amazed.

354
00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:03,400
I wonder if I'm cracking.

355
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:04,400
Let's see here.

356
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:05,400
Let's see maybe far away.

357
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,400
Yeah, how far is he?

358
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,400
Ten, fifteen, twenty, twenty five, thirty, thirty five.

359
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,400
He's thirty five feet.

360
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:09,400
Okay, I can move thirty feet and I got five foot reach on my head.

361
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,400
So that's right.

362
00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:11,400
I guess so.

363
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:12,400
Hell yeah.

364
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:21,400
Seventeen plus four.

365
00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:26,400
Six, eight, that's nine damage.

366
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,400
Nine damage.

367
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:29,400
Good hit.

368
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:34,400
That imp was like starting to flap and fly towards him and you just kind of smoke him

369
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:39,400
like as he's flying out of the air and he's dazed and looking at you.

370
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:43,400
Like as he's flying out of the air and he's dazed and looks like that one rang is bell

371
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,400
good.

372
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:45,400
Hell yeah.

373
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,400
Is that all for your turn?

374
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:53,400
I think I'm going to back up.

375
00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:54,400
I can't move anymore.

376
00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:55,400
No, I'm good.

377
00:16:55,400 --> 00:16:56,400
Okay, do crystal.

378
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:57,400
Got the dredge and missed my foot.

379
00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,400
I don't have any.

380
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:05,400
Can I move up to the imp without provoking opportunity from the dredge?

381
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,400
What's up?

382
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:10,400
Can I move toward the imp inside the circle without provoking opportunity attack?

383
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:11,400
It would provoke opportunity.

384
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:16,400
Well then I guess I'll just smash the annoying little dredge thing.

385
00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,400
The annoying little dredge.

386
00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:21,400
It will crack you with the imp of fury.

387
00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:26,400
Let's see, that's a, yeah, it's like a 23.

388
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,400
That will hit.

389
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,400
Okay.

390
00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:36,400
So two plus five, seven plus one fire.

391
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:38,400
I just keep it at any time I pull it out.

392
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,400
What's this?

393
00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:40,400
Seven plus one fire?

394
00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:41,400
Yeah.

395
00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:42,400
Good hit.

396
00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:43,400
He's hurting bad.

397
00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:46,400
Which I don't know if fire would do much to him.

398
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:49,400
It's like someone walks away from you while you're fighting them.

399
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:52,400
That's what opposite the attack is.

400
00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,400
Yeah, so you smack him truly.

401
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,400
He's bleeding.

402
00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:58,400
Did he catch on fire or did he seem pretty resistant?

403
00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:03,400
Did he seem pretty resistant to it?

404
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:06,400
Or did it burn him?

405
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,400
He looked like he was pretty resistant.

406
00:18:08,400 --> 00:18:18,400
I figured he'd be in a demonic type creature.

407
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:23,400
It is dredge on Archie.

408
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:24,400
Save yourself.

409
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:29,400
13 plus two.

410
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:32,400
All right, two damage.

411
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:33,400
Okay.

412
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,400
He's got a multi attack.

413
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,400
Stop attacking him.

414
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,400
13 plus two.

415
00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:38,400
What the?

416
00:18:38,400 --> 00:18:39,400
That's crazy.

417
00:18:39,400 --> 00:18:42,400
Good, what's your state of the game?

418
00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:45,400
Three damage.

419
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,400
So five only.

420
00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:48,400
That was eight damage.

421
00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,400
Yes, yes, yes.

422
00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,400
What's up?

423
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:55,400
That damage I did was only eight, I think I said.

424
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,400
One step closer to death.

425
00:18:58,400 --> 00:19:01,400
One step closer to death.

426
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:06,400
Gretch B is panicking because he's got two on him.

427
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:10,400
He's going to multi attack, bite at Duke and then claw at Miff's Muffin.

428
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,400
That's a natural one.

429
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,400
Yeah.

430
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,400
This dude's doomed.

431
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:21,400
He goes to claw at you and just like before, it starts to pull, rips his arm off and then pulls his head in slow

432
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:25,400
and just rips his head clean off and his body drops to the ground.

433
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,400
Good riddance.

434
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:31,400
I'm going to kick him in there as a weapon.

435
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:35,400
His corpse, he applied it with the force of the circle.

436
00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:39,400
Throw him at him.

437
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,400
All right, now.

438
00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:42,400
It's like he's holding outside as a target.

439
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:47,400
It's the imp's turn now, so he is going to push over on you, Flea Stick.

440
00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:52,400
Pop up out of the, he's actually standing inside the ritual still.

441
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:56,400
So he's going to attack you from inside the ritual.

442
00:19:56,400 --> 00:20:00,400
And so he's going to use sting to try and sting you, Flea Stick.

443
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,400
Sting.

444
00:20:03,400 --> 00:20:05,400
Ten plus five.

445
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,400
Oh, that won't hit you, will it?

446
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,400
You got a 16?

447
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:09,400
Nope.

448
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,400
All right, so good deal.

449
00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,400
That didn't come my way.

450
00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:15,400
Will it get me high if he stings me?

451
00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,400
No, I will.

452
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:20,400
No.

453
00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:24,400
All right, Miss Muffin, your turn.

454
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,400
No.

455
00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,400
It's my turn to dagger.

456
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:31,400
That one's dead.

457
00:20:31,400 --> 00:20:33,400
Yeah, so am I close to any others?

458
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:41,400
You're about 10 feet from Archie and his, and you're about 15 feet from the imp and Flea Stick.

459
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:45,400
I'll go the 10 feet over to Archie and his stretch.

460
00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:53,400
And I'll kill that thing with my dagger if I can, because it's been biting him and clawing him and shit.

461
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:57,400
I'm going to dagger with my plus one dagger.

462
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,400
Hopefully.

463
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,400
Nope.

464
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,400
I pulled a two again.

465
00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:05,400
You missed.

466
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:07,400
You're bad.

467
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:11,400
Archie, it's you. This dude's giving you a beating.

468
00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:15,400
I'm going to two hand swing this cane right at his face.

469
00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:17,400
All right.

470
00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,400
Swing it at his face.

471
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:21,400
Get him.

472
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,400
Oh my god.

473
00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:25,400
No, I'm not. I rolled a three.

474
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,400
We have bad luck. It's the couch.

475
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,400
All right.

476
00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,400
I think that means it's Flea Stick again.

477
00:21:31,400 --> 00:21:33,400
Yep.

478
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,400
Got the imp on you. He is right in front of you.

479
00:21:35,400 --> 00:21:39,400
He's just standing inside the ritual like five feet so you can smack him.

480
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:43,400
I'm going to smack him with me mace.

481
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,400
And no, I'm not.

482
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,400
Crit fail.

483
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,400
Really? Yep.

484
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:55,400
So as you go to swing, he kind of slips out of the way.

485
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:59,400
You trip and you fall into the ring of the ritual.

486
00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:01,400
So there's trash in here.

487
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:05,400
Give me a strength saving throw.

488
00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:21,400
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489
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:25,400
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493
00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:45,400
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494
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:49,400
I rolled a 20.

495
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:51,400
That's a 20? No, 18 plus two.

496
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:55,400
Okay, good shit. All right, so you kind of feel the pull of the ritual.

497
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:59,400
You start to muscle your way out and break back out of the ring.

498
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:01,400
So good job.

499
00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:03,400
Not staying inside that. Very nice.

500
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:06,400
Dude Crystal. I'm going in.

501
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:09,400
You're going in? Yeah, I'm fighting the ritual.

502
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,400
You're going to jump in? Yeah.

503
00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:15,400
Okay, well, when you cross over, you're going to have to make a strength saving throw.

504
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,400
That's fine. Okay.

505
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:21,400
15? Yeah, that'll do.

506
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:25,400
So yeah, you're on the end, but you're inside the ritual site.

507
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,400
Am I going to make a save every turn? Yeah.

508
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,400
I mean, that's fine. Is this a portal?

509
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:34,400
In a way. It's like a rip open for this ritual where they're just kind of...

510
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,400
Demon is bleeding out?

511
00:23:36,400 --> 00:23:38,400
Okay. Popping out.

512
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,400
Pulls them in, pushes us out.

513
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:45,400
I feel like because Fuck's soul's in hell and they're trying to get his soul, her soul, whatever back from hell.

514
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:50,400
Because why would it be...

515
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,400
I mean, yeah. You know what I mean?

516
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:54,400
Get what I'm saying? Get what I'm trying to say?

517
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,400
Well, he's an amateur, so he didn't know he was doing...

518
00:23:56,400 --> 00:24:01,400
Yes, you guys did choose to side with the side of darkness to get your info.

519
00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:04,400
So this is just something happening in their town.

520
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:10,400
A dude who was not experienced trying to perform a dark ritual to bring back his lover.

521
00:24:10,400 --> 00:24:13,400
Not necessarily from hell or not, but just...

522
00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:15,400
I don't think he knew what he was doing.

523
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,400
Trying to sacrifice a soul to bring back a soul.

524
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:20,400
Should we drag this donkey out?

525
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,400
No, okay.

526
00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,400
But that's up to you.

527
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,400
Yeah, we're going to save that donkey. That's what we're doing.

528
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,400
I didn't use my action.

529
00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:31,400
I'm going to grapple the imp.

530
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:33,400
Okay.

531
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:35,400
Strength.

532
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:37,400
Strength. Pathologics.

533
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,400
So 13.

534
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:43,400
You got three minus two.

535
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:45,400
Sweet.

536
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,400
So he is grappled.

537
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,400
That is an action, right?

538
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,400
Yes.

539
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,400
Now if I get pulled out, he's coming with me.

540
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,400
Nice.

541
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,400
Smooth.

542
00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:00,400
Okay. Dretch A.

543
00:25:00,400 --> 00:25:04,400
He's going to swing his multi-attack at you, Miss Muffin.

544
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,400
No!

545
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:08,400
That's a natural one.

546
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,400
He stretches.

547
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:19,400
So he goes to swing at you and does the same thing where he swings and the pull rips on him and just kind of tears one of his wings off.

548
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:23,400
Now he's kind of standing on the ground instead of floating there.

549
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,400
He sucks.

550
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,400
Miss Muffin, it's your turn.

551
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,400
Yeah, I'm going to try and dagger that again.

552
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,400
I'm going to dagger him. I'll say advantage.

553
00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,400
Dagger, dagger, dagger.

554
00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:35,400
I rolled a three this time.

555
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,400
So roll again.

556
00:25:37,400 --> 00:25:41,400
Six plus six is twelve.

557
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:43,400
Yeah?

558
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:45,400
Is that it?

559
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,400
Yay, thank God.

560
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,400
Okay, then it's one D four plus four.

561
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,400
And sneak attack.

562
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,400
Because you're having advantage.

563
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:57,400
Three plus four is seven.

564
00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,400
Damn it.

565
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,400
And sneak attack.

566
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,400
What does that mean? I don't understand.

567
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,400
You roll like a D, remember your thing?

568
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,400
Six or something. Check your stuff.

569
00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:11,400
I don't remember.

570
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:17,400
Two D six damage.

571
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:21,400
It's extra two D six damage.

572
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:23,400
Okay, six.

573
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,400
Two more Ds. So roll two D six.

574
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,400
Which is my square.

575
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:29,400
One.

576
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:31,400
Whoops.

577
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:35,400
Six. So seven.

578
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:37,400
Good round of damage.

579
00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:39,400
Archie.

580
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,400
Yo turn.

581
00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,400
He's still on me.

582
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:45,400
This one's cracking good.

583
00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,400
Going with the cane again.

584
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,400
You can do it with advantage.

585
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:51,400
Very nice.

586
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:55,400
Because he just got his ring whipped off and they're not used to walking.

587
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:59,400
Damn.

588
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,400
Natural 20.

589
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,400
Double damage.

590
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,400
Roll your damage die twice.

591
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,400
Sweet.

592
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,400
For that sweet sweet cane.

593
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:19,400
Four plus three.

594
00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:21,400
Four plus three.

595
00:27:21,400 --> 00:27:23,400
Four plus three.

596
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:27,400
Alright, he is obliterated.

597
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,400
Smash to a pole.

598
00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:33,400
Um, flea stick.

599
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,400
It's yours.

600
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:39,400
Duke Crystal just jumped into the ritual and grabbed a hold of an M.

601
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:43,400
And is grappling it.

602
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:47,400
Which means any attacks against it have advantage.

603
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,400
Right?

604
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,400
They all have advantage on attacks.

605
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,400
How much advantage?

606
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,400
Roll two D twice.

607
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:57,400
I don't know if other people get advantage.

608
00:27:57,400 --> 00:27:59,400
I think it is.

609
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,400
I think anyone gets an advantage.

610
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,400
Just because these are straight.

611
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,400
I'm going to go flea mace his ass.

612
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,400
Alright.

613
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:09,400
Three.

614
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,400
Twenty.

615
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,400
Natural?

616
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,400
Damn.

617
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:17,400
I'll let you roll your damage if you want.

618
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,400
He's dead.

619
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,400
He had one hell of a point.

620
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:25,400
So, uh, Duke's kind of holding this M.

621
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:27,400
How do you finish off that M?

622
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,400
Can I grab, can I?

623
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:33,400
Well I bash him in the head and can I grab Duke at the same time?

624
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,400
I'll let you do it.

625
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,400
And pull him out. Yeah.

626
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,400
So if I can crack him and then yank Duke out of the ritual?

627
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,400
Yep.

628
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,400
I got you man.

629
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,400
What a good move.

630
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,400
Alright, so you kind of whacked all of them.

631
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:51,400
Um, they all drop.

632
00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:55,400
Uh, toward the, the one casting the ritual.

633
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,400
He kind of looks at it and he's like, alright guys, you did good.

634
00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,400
You did good.

635
00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,400
Uh, then fuck, I'm going to bring you back.

636
00:29:01,400 --> 00:29:05,400
Uh, just hold out for a little bit longer and this ritual will be almost done.

637
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:09,400
And as he says that, you see the red portal bust open again.

638
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:13,400
And a nasty ghoul comes crawling out of it.

639
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,400
Um, and this weird little,

640
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:21,400
Actually let me look at this thing.

641
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:25,400
It's a bipedal like bug creature looking thing.

642
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:27,400
Has giant horns come stepping out.

643
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:31,400
But he's tiny. It's like a tiny little demon creature.

644
00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,400
With big horns coming off his head.

645
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:35,400
Looks like a little bug.

646
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:39,400
But a ghoul and a quazit have joined the fray.

647
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:43,400
Duke, it is still your turn.

648
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:47,400
I'm going to roll initiative for these actually real quick.

649
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:51,400
Three plus two.

650
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:55,400
Quazi.

651
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:59,400
Natural 20.

652
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:03,400
Okay, so.

653
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:07,400
Yeah, Duke, it's you.

654
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,400
I'm going to roll that out of the circle now, right?

655
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:11,400
Yes, you are out of the circle.

656
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:15,400
But those just spawned inside the circle like in the middle.

657
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:19,400
Miss Muffin, you are out.

658
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,400
I run out.

659
00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,400
What is it? The imp?

660
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,400
Nope, the imp is dead.

661
00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:27,400
There's a ghoul and a quazit.

662
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:29,400
Oh yeah, a ghoul.

663
00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,400
They're inside the ritual.

664
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,400
I would like to kill the ghoul.

665
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,400
I'll dagger him.

666
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,400
You got run inside the ritual?

667
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,400
I don't know, is it going to like kill me?

668
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:43,400
Kill me? Because I can't really fight from outside the ritual. I only have daggers.

669
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:47,400
I mean, I'm not going to tell you if it's going to kill you.

670
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:55,400
So far you've seen two people have to make strength saving throws to not be pulled towards the ritual and stuff.

671
00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:59,400
Yeah, that's not good for me. I have negative one strength.

672
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:03,400
Yeah, I don't know what to do.

673
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:07,400
Okay.

674
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:09,400
Can I throw my dagger?

675
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,400
You can throw a dagger if you have one.

676
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,400
Then when the ritual is over I can just pick it back up?

677
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,400
Possibly.

678
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:17,400
I'll throw my not plus one dagger.

679
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:19,400
Okay, that works.

680
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,400
I'm going to do that then and throw it right at the ghoul's eyeball?

681
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,400
Does it have a damage for throw?

682
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,400
I don't know.

683
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:29,400
I assume it's probably the same I guess.

684
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,400
Not really.

685
00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:35,400
I think throws off strength.

686
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:37,400
It's a matter of how hard you throw something.

687
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:41,400
It just says piercing.

688
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:45,400
Oh wait, properties, finesse, light, throw.

689
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,400
1d4 if it's a throw.

690
00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,400
That's your strength, isn't it?

691
00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,400
Yeah.

692
00:31:51,400 --> 00:31:53,400
So the higher your strength the harder you throw stuff.

693
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,400
Okay, so what do I roll then?

694
00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:59,400
You can use dexterity if it's a finesse or light weapon.

695
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,400
It's a finesse light throw.

696
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:05,400
You can throw it with your dex to hit and it'll do 1d4.

697
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:11,400
So does that mean my dex is plus five anyway so it's still plus five?

698
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,400
Yeah.

699
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,400
Do you want to do 1d4 plus dex?

700
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:19,400
I think not just because it's thrown.

701
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:23,400
So I got nine plus five.

702
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,400
To throw it at the ghoul?

703
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:27,400
Yeah.

704
00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:29,400
That'll hit.

705
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,400
What's your damage?

706
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:33,400
1d4 plus three.

707
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:37,400
Just do 1d4 I think because it's thrown.

708
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:39,400
I'm at...

709
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,400
Well I got a three.

710
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:43,400
You can add your modifier.

711
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,400
I feel like it would make sense to do that.

712
00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:47,400
Six damage.

713
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:49,400
Okay.

714
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:51,400
Stucking with your dagger, good job.

715
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,400
Archie, your turn.

716
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,400
How far are they from me?

717
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:59,400
I'm going to use my water whip to...

718
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,400
Water whip?

719
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:03,400
Smooth?

720
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,400
There's a ghoul in what?

721
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,400
A closet.

722
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:13,400
I'm going to hit the closet with my water whip and try to pull him to me.

723
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:17,400
What's a save you have to do?

724
00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:21,400
Is it an attack roll or isn't it a strength save?

725
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,400
I have to make a dexterity save.

726
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,400
You must make a dexterity saving throw.

727
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,400
I must?

728
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,400
No it says...

729
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,400
It says me.

730
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:35,400
A creature that is within 30 feet of you must make a dexterity saving throw.

731
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,400
Okay.

732
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:39,400
I'll make a dexterity save for the closet.

733
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:41,400
Don't I have to roll though?

734
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,400
I know.

735
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:45,400
You have to roll to see if you hit with the whip.

736
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:47,400
Yeah.

737
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:51,400
Water whipping.

738
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:55,400
Water whip.

739
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:57,400
15.

740
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,400
That'll hit.

741
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,400
I'll ready.

742
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,400
That's a fuck ton of damage isn't it?

743
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:05,400
Yeah it's 3d10.

744
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:07,400
Oh nice.

745
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,400
I have to spin some key points.

746
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,400
I have to do that after this.

747
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,400
3d10.

748
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,400
So the one with a zero on it.

749
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,400
Isn't it.

750
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,400
I just roll it three times.

751
00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:21,400
2.

752
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:23,400
9.

753
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,400
7.

754
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,400
Okay.

755
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,400
16.

756
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,400
He fails his dexterity saving throw.

757
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,400
9 plus 7.

758
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,400
He's dead.

759
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,400
He's very dead.

760
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,400
So 18.

761
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,400
But yeah he's dead.

762
00:34:41,400 --> 00:34:43,400
He's very dead.

763
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:45,400
So he fails his dexterity saving throw.

764
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,400
He's dead.

765
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:49,400
He's very dead.

766
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,400
So he fails his next saving throw.

767
00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:53,400
So as you like whip him with this whip

768
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:55,400
and it just

769
00:34:55,400 --> 00:34:57,400
smokes him and then you pull him

770
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,400
just the dead body of a Quasit comes flying out

771
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,400
of the ritual and like turns to ash

772
00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,400
and just disappears as it flies out.

773
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:05,400
So the Quasit is gone.

774
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,400
Was that the little one?

775
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,400
So now there's just the ghoul?

776
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,400
Yep.

777
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,400
Now there's flea stick sock jelly.

778
00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:15,400
Yo turn.

779
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:17,400
Get the ghoul.

780
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,400
Okay it's okay.

781
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:23,400
Ghoul.

782
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,400
Hit ghoulie.

783
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:29,400
Alright.

784
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,400
Hitting this bastard with my guiding bolt.

785
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,400
Good deal. Is that

786
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:35,400
just a hit?

787
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,400
Well fuck.

788
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,400
What? 7.

789
00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:41,400
Is it plus? What's your spell?

790
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:43,400
Plus 5. 2 plus 5.

791
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,400
I will not hit.

792
00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:49,400
Okay.

793
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:51,400
Do crystal.

794
00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,400
Yo turn.

795
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,400
He's still in the circle?

796
00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,400
Yeah. He's still in the circle yes.

797
00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,400
Well.

798
00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:05,400
You either go back in or do nothing.

799
00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:07,400
So I guess I'm going back in. Sometimes I do nothing.

800
00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:09,400
Okay. Strength save.

801
00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,400
17.

802
00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:15,400
Yes.

803
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:17,400
You push fast.

804
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,400
Well I guess

805
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,400
yeah so you're not being yanked

806
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:23,400
into it now. It's repulsive.

807
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,400
Well it's trying to pull whatever's in

808
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,400
but you're trying to fight

809
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,400
not being yanked. Well I want to go in.

810
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,400
Yeah so. But you're not being

811
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,400
pulled into the portal.

812
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,400
You're just fighting being pulled into the portal.

813
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:37,400
I should have gone in a bit. You are up on the ghoul.

814
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,400
He's like right on the edge of the portal of the

815
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,400
opening tear there.

816
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,400
Honestly can I just

817
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,400
boot his ass back in the portal?

818
00:36:45,400 --> 00:36:47,400
You can try.

819
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:49,400
Shove. Yeah. Bonus action at least

820
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,400
so if it don't work.

821
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:53,400
I think it's a boost strength.

822
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:55,400
It's a 10.

823
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,400
Strength.

824
00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,400
18 plus 1.

825
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,400
Let me see. Alright. Double crack

826
00:37:01,400 --> 00:37:03,400
with the fucking ammo fury.

827
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,400
Right in his forehead.

828
00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,400
Get's a little

829
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,400
wobbly when he goes back

830
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:11,400
in the portal.

831
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:13,400
21 hit. Yes.

832
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:15,400
I figured.

833
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,400
I just like saying it.

834
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,400
He'd be like no I didn't want to hit.

835
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,400
11 damage plus 1 fire

836
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,400
which I'm guessing the fire's not on the portal.

837
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,400
No. You don't want to miss anything there.

838
00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:27,400
He's a ghoul so he might eat it.

839
00:37:27,400 --> 00:37:29,400
11 plus 1? Yes.

840
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,400
Okay.

841
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,400
Good hit. Being fucking

842
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:35,400
pulled in fighting against the power

843
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,400
of a dark portal.

844
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:39,400
It's the ghouls turn.

845
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,400
I wonder who he's going after.

846
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,400
Alright so he is going to do

847
00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:47,400
bite.

848
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,400
Alright. He's going to portal.

849
00:37:49,400 --> 00:37:51,400
7 plus 2

850
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,400
will not hit.

851
00:37:53,400 --> 00:37:55,400
Does not get multi attack

852
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,400
so. He whipped his teeth.

853
00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,400
Missed muffin. Yo turn.

854
00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,400
Don't go in.

855
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,400
I only have one dagger left.

856
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,400
And I don't want to throw

857
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,400
my good dagger. Okay.

858
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,400
So I don't really have much to do here.

859
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,400
Okay.

860
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:13,400
Pass it over.

861
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,400
He's in the circle. She's not very strong.

862
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,400
So she might get it.

863
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,400
Okay Archie. Oh strange.

864
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,400
You can tell that Duke put a real

865
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,400
beating on that ghoul so.

866
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:25,400
That hit worked between the irons.

867
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:27,400
The only thing I can do now is run in

868
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,400
there and make his training

869
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:31,400
saving through and try to fight.

870
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,400
I can. If you want to wait.

871
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,400
Does anybody

872
00:38:35,400 --> 00:38:37,400
still have ranged attacks?

873
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,400
I'm just going to pass it on.

874
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,400
Okay. Fleet state.

875
00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,400
Give me a deck save.

876
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,400
Deck save.

877
00:38:47,400 --> 00:38:49,400
Good shit.

878
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,400
Let's see.

879
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:53,400
That is a 3 plus 2.

880
00:38:53,400 --> 00:38:55,400
Alright.

881
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,400
2 damage.

882
00:38:57,400 --> 00:38:59,400
2 damage. Yep.

883
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,400
Okay. So.

884
00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,400
So you hit him with

885
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,400
that.

886
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,400
You hit him with that.

887
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,400
But you can definitely tell

888
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:11,400
that the radiant light

889
00:39:11,400 --> 00:39:13,400
burns his skin.

890
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,400
Fucking fries him good.

891
00:39:15,400 --> 00:39:17,400
And where you did 2 damage

892
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:19,400
you actually did 4. Because it's double

893
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,400
damage and he had 4 health left. So.

894
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,400
He is fried to a crisp.

895
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,400
Do crystal.

896
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,400
Burn baby.

897
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:29,400
You want to move out of the ritual?

898
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:31,400
Show me your turn.

899
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,400
Is the dumb dude? He is dead.

900
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,400
Oh. Well shit.

901
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,400
But the ghoul. The guy is summoning shit.

902
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,400
I'm talking about as he's still alive.

903
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,400
So as he dies

904
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,400
the guy yells out

905
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,400
Okay you need to get out of the portal.

906
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,400
It's done. We need to finish this.

907
00:39:47,400 --> 00:39:49,400
So you're going to step out.

908
00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,400
No I'm grabbing him by his neck.

909
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:53,400
Who? The ritual guy? Yes.

910
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,400
Oh god. Okay.

911
00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,400
I'm pulling him out with me.

912
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,400
No he's not in it. Oh I thought he was

913
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,400
standing outside like casting it.

914
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,400
He's definitely getting knocked out when I get out.

915
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,400
Okay.

916
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,400
Yeah.

917
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:11,400
Let's see. 14?

918
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,400
Um yeah.

919
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,400
That'll pull out. So as you

920
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,400
step out he

921
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,400
kind of like. He's pulling out.

922
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:21,400
Yeah that pulls out.

923
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,400
So he kind of like waves his

924
00:40:23,400 --> 00:40:25,400
hands around, does some chanting

925
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,400
and everything goes dark.

926
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,400
And right as you move up to kind of punch

927
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,400
him in the head the whole room

928
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:33,400
fills with black smoke.

929
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,400
Is his head still there?

930
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:39,400
His head's still there.

931
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:41,400
Well that punch came through.

932
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,400
They just smoked him. Alright I'll say you

933
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,400
knocked him out. That's fine.

934
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,400
No I don't have to listen to him talk anymore.

935
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:49,400
His is over.

936
00:40:49,400 --> 00:40:51,400
So we don't need that anymore.

937
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,400
I love room smoke. He had it coming.

938
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,400
So you kind of punch

939
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:59,400
him in the nose. He falls back. The room

940
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:01,400
fills with black smoke.

941
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,400
And as

942
00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:05,400
the smoke kind of starts to clear away

943
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,400
you see

944
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:09,400
you hear a voice coming from

945
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:11,400
inside where the ritual was.

946
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:13,400
And he's like

947
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,400
ugh fuck it's me

948
00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,400
fuck.

949
00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:19,400
Ugh fuck.

950
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,400
And then the smoke clears

951
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,400
away and you see

952
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,400
a formed human body

953
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,400
attached to the lower

954
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,400
body of a donkey.

955
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:31,400
Creating a centaur.

956
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:45,400
Or a jackass.

957
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:47,400
So

958
00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,400
now his lover fuck

959
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:51,400
is attached to the donkey known as

960
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,400
Arce. So his name is fuck Arce?

961
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,400
His name is, I guess yes.

962
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:57,400
His name is now fuck Arce.

963
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,400
They did some full metal alchemy.

964
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:01,400
How you doing fuck Arce?

965
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:03,400
He says

966
00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,400
I don't know what's happening.

967
00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,400
But we

968
00:42:07,400 --> 00:42:09,400
where's Toro?

969
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,400
You want to make some

970
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,400
donkey shit?

971
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,400
Is he out cold?

972
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,400
You punched him. He's fell down.

973
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,400
I'm going to finish that thing off.

974
00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:23,400
He kind of walks over there

975
00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,400
and when he walks up and sees

976
00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:27,400
what's happened he's

977
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,400
filled with like absolute dread

978
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:31,400
and just like

979
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,400
he's like this isn't my fuck.

980
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:35,400
I don't know what this is.

981
00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:37,400
But it's not mine.

982
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,400
He pulls out a dagger and just slits his own throat.

983
00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:41,400
Well you're supposed to kill the donkey

984
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,400
thing first. What a coward. I'll take his dagger.

985
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,400
Thank you.

986
00:42:45,400 --> 00:42:47,400
So yes

987
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,400
he just killed himself and you're left with a centaur.

988
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,400
I'll take my trench knife and go finish

989
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,400
off that abomination.

990
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,400
Are you going to finish it off or are you going to

991
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,400
shut it up?

992
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,400
It's a pile of mixed parts between

993
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,400
a donkey. It's quite literally a centaur.

994
00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,400
Oh so he did a perfect mixed breed.

995
00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,400
A donkey and a body, yes, of a man

996
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:07,400
with the donkey legs.

997
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:09,400
I really don't know. He's been a social. He can call all our stuff around.

998
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,400
Well I don't like animals so

999
00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:13,400
in my eyes it's an animal. Someone better

1000
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,400
make a decision before I cut his throat.

1001
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,400
Should we ride it?

1002
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,400
He kind of

1003
00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:21,400
I guess I can ask you if it wants to live like

1004
00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,400
this. He kind of

1005
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:25,400
sees the dude pull out his trench

1006
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:27,400
knife and he kind of steps back.

1007
00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:29,400
He's like, oh, listen

1008
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,400
I don't want to die. He's like, I already

1009
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,400
died once and that shit sucked.

1010
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,400
But

1011
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,400
if you guys need some

1012
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:39,400
help, sure I'll get the hell out of this

1013
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,400
place. I mean

1014
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:43,400
I don't want to be stuck inside this

1015
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,400
ritual and I don't want to be stuck inside of a donkey

1016
00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,400
but it beats better in being

1017
00:43:47,400 --> 00:43:49,400
in hell. Why are you talking normal

1018
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,400
now?

1019
00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,400
You are.

1020
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,400
So

1021
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,400
yeah, you guys did

1022
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,400
complete the dark ritual. You

1023
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:01,400
Toro killed himself out of

1024
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,400
the abomination he created.

1025
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,400
The abomination does wish to stay with you.

1026
00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:07,400
Not with me.

1027
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:09,400
Follow someone else.

1028
00:44:09,400 --> 00:44:11,400
Don't bother me. He can come with

1029
00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:13,400
us. You stay in the back

1030
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,400
out here too.

1031
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:17,400
You guys have acquired a

1032
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:19,400
centaur's game.

1033
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,400
Fuck ours.

1034
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:23,400
Fuck it.

1035
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:25,400
So great. He gets his arse fucked.

1036
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,400
Wieners.

1037
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,400
Why does I hit record?

1038
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,400
Alright, so

1039
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:35,400
you guys finished your

1040
00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:37,400
ritual, not your ritual, finished

1041
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,400
the ritual and

1042
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,400
moving on back outside to go

1043
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,400
back and check

1044
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:45,400
on things. You guys going, what do you guys

1045
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:47,400
want to do? Go check on Tiefling

1046
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:49,400
Dirtbag.

1047
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:51,400
Alright, go check on your friendly neighborhood

1048
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,400
Tiefling Dirtbag.

1049
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:55,400
Make sure he's still a little dazed

1050
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,400
and confused.

1051
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,400
Okay, so you guys approached

1052
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,400
Tiefling Dirtbag and there's a sign

1053
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:03,400
hanging on the door

1054
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,400
and it kind of has

1055
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:07,400
scribbled words

1056
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,400
and it's closed for the day

1057
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,400
feeling a little under weather.

1058
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:13,400
What do you do?

1059
00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:15,400
Barge in.

1060
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,400
We're busting in this place.

1061
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,400
It's unlocked. What's wrong Tiefling

1062
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,400
Dirtbag? That's what we do.

1063
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,400
So the same guy kind of jumps

1064
00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:25,400
and turns around and looks at you. His eyes

1065
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:27,400
are like green.

1066
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,400
Like the whites are like all green.

1067
00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,400
Like nasty looking.

1068
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,400
And he kind of startles

1069
00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:35,400
and looks at you guys. He's like

1070
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,400
we're closed today.

1071
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:39,400
What do you want?

1072
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,400
What do you want?

1073
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:45,400
Want to try some drugs?

1074
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:47,400
I was just going to pee my pants.

1075
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:49,400
He looks at you and like immediately

1076
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:51,400
throws up.

1077
00:45:51,400 --> 00:45:53,400
Like ground.

1078
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:55,400
He looks at you and he's like no I don't want

1079
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:57,400
no drugs.

1080
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:59,400
I've been up all night long

1081
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,400
and I have no memory of yesterday.

1082
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,400
Because some of my stuff

1083
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:05,400
is missing. One of my drugs

1084
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,400
are missing. The glowing liquid.

1085
00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:09,400
I'm assuming that I maybe

1086
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,400
took it and it's just been

1087
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:13,400
a bad night.

1088
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:15,400
Oh yeah you took that. We saw you take that.

1089
00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:17,400
I did.

1090
00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:19,400
You took a lot of stuff.

1091
00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,400
Is that glowing liquid stuff that tough?

1092
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,400
Is it that powerful?

1093
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,400
Roll persuasion Kelly.

1094
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:27,400
You just need to

1095
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,400
learn about the glowing thing and just let it down.

1096
00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:31,400
Oh no, deception. Sorry.

1097
00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:33,400
Roll deception.

1098
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:35,400
My persuasion is plus five.

1099
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:37,400
I'm trying to learn about my dealings.

1100
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:39,400
Oh my deception is plus five too.

1101
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,400
Ten plus five fifteen.

1102
00:46:41,400 --> 00:46:43,400
Yo.

1103
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,400
Oh gosh.

1104
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,400
He believes you.

1105
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,400
He's like okay so I did.

1106
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,400
That makes sense. Makes sense why I'm like this.

1107
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,400
That's why we're checking on you.

1108
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,400
Obviously. Oh thanks.

1109
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:57,400
I've never met you in my life but thanks.

1110
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,400
You asked over there.

1111
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,400
What did you ask?

1112
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:05,400
The glowing liquid stuff you're talking about.

1113
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,400
Really that strong? Oh yeah.

1114
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,400
That stuff will light you up.

1115
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,400
For sure.

1116
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,400
But I see

1117
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,400
usually when I take it it's

1118
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,400
a different effect.

1119
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,400
It's more bright than this.

1120
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:21,400
But I just feel sick.

1121
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:23,400
Like I've been puking

1122
00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:25,400
green all day. All night.

1123
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:27,400
Must have been a bad match.

1124
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:29,400
I guess so.

1125
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:33,400
Well have a good one.

1126
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,400
Alright so you guys can leave him be.

1127
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:37,400
So you guys

1128
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:39,400
want to go back to

1129
00:47:39,400 --> 00:47:41,400
the tavern and

1130
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:43,400
probably get to your rest.

1131
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:45,400
A short rest just after that

1132
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:47,400
whole ordeal.

1133
00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:49,400
He must be a lightweight.

1134
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,400
He is.

1135
00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,400
He's not going to do anything like that.

1136
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:55,400
So as you guys go back

1137
00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,400
into Blink's tavern

1138
00:47:57,400 --> 00:47:59,400
you see the person you had talked to

1139
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,400
before about the poet.

1140
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:03,400
And they come running up and they are asking you

1141
00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:05,400
what happened if anything happened with the

1142
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:07,400
poet or what

1143
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:09,400
happened with it.

1144
00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,400
The poet is insane.

1145
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:13,400
And you see our new doggy friend

1146
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:15,400
This is our new doggy friend.

1147
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:17,400
This is fuck arse.

1148
00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:19,400
Meet fuck arse.

1149
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:21,400
He looks out like past you out the door

1150
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:23,400
and he's like oh my god.

1151
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,400
What the fuck is that?

1152
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,400
Don't look at it.

1153
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:29,400
Don't look in his eyes.

1154
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,400
But now that's fuck arse.

1155
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,400
Yeah.

1156
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:35,400
Fuck arse.

1157
00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,400
As you say that you see

1158
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:39,400
like fuck arse like looked over.

1159
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,400
He's got like one eye

1160
00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,400
like toward the down where it's like one eye

1161
00:48:43,400 --> 00:48:45,400
is looking the other way.

1162
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:47,400
He's like he's not

1163
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:49,400
as soon as he looks over at him.

1164
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:51,400
So

1165
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,400
he's like okay so

1166
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,400
I guess he continued the ritual

1167
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:57,400
and it didn't work.

1168
00:48:57,400 --> 00:48:59,400
Is he dead?

1169
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:01,400
Is he gone? What happened?

1170
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,400
Oh yeah he killed himself.

1171
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:05,400
He saw the abomination he made.

1172
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,400
He felt guilty. This was his boyfriend.

1173
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:09,400
Okay.

1174
00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:11,400
He's like so

1175
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,400
So he kind of like looks

1176
00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,400
around like Paul

1177
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:17,400
like he's seeing if anybody is listening.

1178
00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,400
He's like so I'll pay you guys

1179
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:21,400
50 gold pieces each

1180
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:23,400
to not say a word about this to anybody.

1181
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:25,400
150.

1182
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,400
Persuasion.

1183
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:29,400
Persuasion check.

1184
00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:33,400
15.

1185
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:37,400
Yeah you said you know what

1186
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:39,400
fine.

1187
00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,400
It's worth it. It's worth it. Okay.

1188
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:43,400
So you guys each can you can I'll pay you each 150.

1189
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,400
So I won't be able to eat for a week

1190
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,400
or pay for my house.

1191
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:49,400
Oh my god.

1192
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:51,400
It sounds good to me.

1193
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:53,400
Thank you.

1194
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:55,400
No way.

1195
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,400
He says it'll be fine

1196
00:49:57,400 --> 00:49:59,400
and he like quickly runs outside

1197
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,400
and kind of like scooches past the centaurs

1198
00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:03,400
like creeped out

1199
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:05,400
and starts making his way towards where

1200
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,400
the ritual was.

1201
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,400
So.

1202
00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,400
No blabbering about it Kelly. He paid us good money.

1203
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:13,400
I'm starving.

1204
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:15,400
We don't want to

1205
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:17,400
turn on our own.

1206
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,400
I didn't take the rest of his money too at that point.

1207
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:21,400
Oh you have enough to eat

1208
00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:23,400
and give me that too.

1209
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:25,400
Okay.

1210
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,400
I can't remember

1211
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,400
to add my gold.

1212
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:31,400
I forgot how to do it as well.

1213
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,400
Finished the dark ritual

1214
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:35,400
you saved

1215
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,400
the poor centaurs

1216
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,400
and kept him as your companion

1217
00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:41,400
to help you in your travels.

1218
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:43,400
You've paid off

1219
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:45,400
accepted bribe to not

1220
00:50:45,400 --> 00:50:47,400
tell anyone

1221
00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:49,400
about the ritual

1222
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:51,400
and the poets actions.

1223
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:53,400
So you guys

1224
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:55,400
are in the tavern you're going to go rest.

1225
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,400
Anything else you want to do before you

1226
00:50:57,400 --> 00:50:59,400
lay down for a couple hours to go

1227
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:01,400
hunt the wizard?

1228
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:03,400
Is there any

1229
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:05,400
general stores here or healing shops?

1230
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:07,400
Tiefling dirt bag

1231
00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,400
will have that stuff.

1232
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,400
They can have some potions.

1233
00:51:11,400 --> 00:51:13,400
Okay well I guess I'll go back and see if

1234
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:15,400
he's feeling fit enough

1235
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,400
to sell me a couple healing potions.

1236
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:19,400
I have a healing potion.

1237
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:21,400
If I want to buy it.

1238
00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:23,400
Oh okay.

1239
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,400
So you walk in

1240
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,400
he drops his shoulders and turns around

1241
00:51:27,400 --> 00:51:29,400
slow and he's like what

1242
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:31,400
do you want?

1243
00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:33,400
Sorry bro. Don't bother you too much.

1244
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:35,400
I'm sure you feel bad.

1245
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,400
I think you can hook me up with a couple

1246
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:39,400
healing potions

1247
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:41,400
or some sort of healing spots.

1248
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,400
He's like

1249
00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,400
you know what fine.

1250
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:47,400
If that makes you not come back for the rest of the day

1251
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:49,400
sure. And he pulls up

1252
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:51,400
he has four

1253
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,400
greater healing potions each for

1254
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:55,400
ten gold pieces.

1255
00:51:55,400 --> 00:51:57,400
I'll buy both of them.

1256
00:51:57,400 --> 00:51:59,400
Forty bucks!

1257
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:01,400
He puts them in a

1258
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,400
hot topic looking like black

1259
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:05,400
no see through bag

1260
00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:07,400
and bags it up and

1261
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:09,400
hands it to you.

1262
00:52:09,400 --> 00:52:11,400
Thanks bro.

1263
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:13,400
No problem. Don't come back again

1264
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:15,400
today.

1265
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:17,400
See you tomorrow.

1266
00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:19,400
Alright.

1267
00:52:19,400 --> 00:52:21,400
Police stick. You say you want to

1268
00:52:21,400 --> 00:52:23,400
search for trash?

1269
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:25,400
So give me

1270
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:27,400
a perception or an investigation.

1271
00:52:27,400 --> 00:52:29,400
You can like walk around that building

1272
00:52:29,400 --> 00:52:31,400
look around and see if there's some trash.

1273
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,400
He definitely has a dumpster.

1274
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:35,400
What kind of healing

1275
00:52:35,400 --> 00:52:37,400
for

1276
00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:39,400
for?

1277
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:41,400
Fourteen.

1278
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:43,400
Fourteen?

1279
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:45,400
So I'll say you find

1280
00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:49,400
two decent piles of trash

1281
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:51,400
and

1282
00:52:51,400 --> 00:52:53,400
we'll probably work

1283
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:55,400
something out about trash.

1284
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:57,400
Okay.

1285
00:52:57,400 --> 00:52:59,400
So yeah you do find two piles

1286
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:01,400
of trash to gather

1287
00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:03,400
up into your inventory.

1288
00:53:03,400 --> 00:53:05,400
Anything else?

1289
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:07,400
Anybody else wants to do?

1290
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:11,400
You're all done.

1291
00:53:11,400 --> 00:53:13,400
I'm pretty much good.

1292
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:15,400
Time for a nappy poop?

1293
00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,400
Me and Hazel we tired.

1294
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:19,400
Take a cat nap.

1295
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:21,400
Long rest?

1296
00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:23,400
Short rest.

1297
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:25,400
Cat nap.

1298
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:27,400
Yeah so you guys go back to the

1299
00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:29,400
tavern and rest up for a couple

1300
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:31,400
hours before you go

1301
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:35,400
hunt down the Wizard of Light.

1302
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:37,400
This episode of Dummies with Dice features Kelly Lee

1303
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:39,400
as Miss Muffin,

1304
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:41,400
Nate Chambers as Duke Crystal,

1305
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:43,400
Ryan Hart as RG Ortiz,

1306
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:45,400
Ryan Tucker as Flea Stick Sock Jelly,

1307
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,400
and Tristan Hayes is the DM.

1308
00:53:47,400 --> 00:53:49,400
The episode is edited and mixed by

1309
00:53:49,400 --> 00:53:51,400
Tristan Hayes. The artwork for Dummies

1310
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:53,400
with Dice created by Al Sorensen

1311
00:53:53,400 --> 00:53:55,400
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1312
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:57,400
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1313
00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,400
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1314
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,400
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