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Hi, I'm Kelly Lee. I play Miss Muffin. She's a 26-year-old mentally retired crazy cat lady rogue.
She has toxoplasmosis and she loves some good tuna peas and mac and cheese.
Fun fact, her favorite items are her tuna can and her kitty hazelnut.
Hey, I'm Ryan, R1. I'm playing as Archie Ortez, the 76-year-old MMA gym owner. I'm also the monk of the group.
Fun fact, Archie's favorite items are brass knuckles and his cane.
Hi, I'm Ryan Tucker and I'm R2. I'm a hobo trash master at the ripe age of 56.
I'm a MacGyver of all things trash and garbage. My character is the cleric of the group.
Fun fact, I wear my shiota's hat.
As this begins, we get like a drone shot. Think of that, like flying over the town of this small town that you guys all live in.
There seems to be a big parade of something happening in the town. There's like banners everywhere. There's floats going by.
As we go down through the street, you see a very, you know, dude just kind of living in an alleyway, just kind of chilling there.
What is, what is a, what's your character's name again?
Fleasstick sock jelly.
What is fleasstick sock jelly doing in his alleyway right now? Chilling in this parade?
Got his can on his head, his lid just kicking it, checking out the vibe of the, he's just chilling. He's having a good time.
So then, you know, we kind of move on from there. You see a man walking down the street with blonde hair, looking very just aggravated.
How is Duke Crystal handling the parade? What's he doing here?
He's trying to avoid it.
Trying to avoid it. There's too many people here.
Okay. All right. So we move on from Duke Crystal moving down the street, just looking aggravated and wanting to avoid anything that has to do with the people in a parade.
You see a woman looking through a window of her upstairs apartment creepily just watching the parade happen with a cat on her shoulder.
What is Miss Muffin doing, Kelly? What's she thinking about the parade going on?
I hope none of these people try to come in here and get my cats.
Perfect. So the crazy lady staring out the window, hoping that people don't come for her cats. She continues watching just scared as the people want her cats, obviously.
We move on and we see a kind of elderly looking man on the side of the street, arms folded, just chilling. What is... What's character's name? I forgot.
Archie.
Archie. So what is Archie or T's doing, Ryan?
Just enjoying the parade, just watching it all go down, off by himself.
Okay. So, as this all happens, Duke Crystal, give me a perception check.
First one of the show. Come on.
That is a 19. You got anything in perception?
19. So you're standing on the side of the street, aggravated, looking on through your way.
You see the floats all kind of going down the street. There's people everywhere. They're all happy.
You look over and you see a very huge, like, I think like courthouse building, on it says shelter.
So as this happens, you look down the street with a 19 perception check and you see the weirdest clouds that you've ever seen in your life start forming above the town.
It's like purple-ish clouds just like piling up across the town.
And out of nowhere, this giant lightning strike hits the ground, blows a float to pieces, people start running and screaming.
Yeah. So what do you guys do as you see this crazy storm start to just destroy your parade, destroy the floats, destroy the town?
I'll fucking watch it.
Do I have time to save my cats?
I'm excited thinking about all the stuff I can make with all the trash that's going down.
It's just blowing up.
Archie Ortiz Shits his pants in silent wait Because you know hes, 76, it's hard to hold that stuff in anymore.
I'm smiling.
Okay, that's all you guys are doing. Okay. So as you guys all stand and wait in fear of getting excitement and, you know, waiting for this thing to happen,
gigantic, like, twisted purple lightning purple tornadoes when just like coming through crazily start smacking into floats, blowing things to pieces.
You guys are literally inside of like a gigantic storm that is just coming through wiping out your town.
You guys are all standing on the streets. Do you want to start running for the shelter?
You guys going to hang on to something? What are you guys going to do here? Because it's getting wild.
Where am I?
You are, you are, you are on the street like kind of like here's the, you know, you're right around the corner there of the big shelter you saw with the big perception.
So you're all like kind of right there in the same street zone.
I'm going to bust in the building for some coverage.
You going for the shelter?
Yeah.
Okay.
My cat and my cat, so I'm going with them.
Okay, everybody give me a dexterity checks.
Decks.
See if you can move your way over there quickly.
17 plus 18.
That's a one.
Is that a natural one?
Oh my God.
It's an natural one.
Okay, so what'd you guys get?
I got 15.
15? 8?
Okay, so Kelly, actually you are inside your apartment.
So with that, you weren't really trying, you couldn't really get far.
So you run outside your door and you start to feel like the wind just started to pull you up and pull you up and you're starting to move towards the storm.
What'd you get again on yours, Ryan?
15.
So you two are making your way right to the front of the shelter.
You're like on the stairs, you know, about to get up to the doors.
As you turn around though, you see a fleece stick sock jelly, a known well, you know, trash man of the town.
Just get fucking picked up and thrown around in circles.
He's screaming for his life and gets ripped right into the tornado.
But you two give me a perception check.
Ryan and Nate.
Archie and Duke.
What's the next check we do?
Perception.
Fuck it, done.
Okay, that's a natural one.
That's not a wrong one.
Duke Crystal's perception.
I'm oblivious.
Welcome to the club.
That was a very quick critical.
Critical fails.
13.
13?
Okay, so the 13, you don't really see what's happening, but you see as a fleece stick sock jelly gets, touches the tornado's wall.
It's not like he was pulled into a tornado.
It's as if he just disappeared completely.
Okay, so Kelly, you are outside of your apartment.
Miss Muffin, you are outside of your apartment.
You still have about a run across the street, get to the shelter.
Make another dexterity, see if you can make it in.
I need to.
I gotta save my can.
Yes, 18 plus five.
Okay, you run up to the doors, you're alongside Nate and Archie.
So you guys all get to the doorway and you guys are standing there and you're kind of looking around at each other.
You're like, what the hell's going on here?
But before you know it, the tornado just rapidly moves right towards you guys and you can feel at this point that there is nothing you can do to escape this gigantic storm.
And you all begin to lift up off the ground and start swirling and moving and get ripped into the tornado.
But now that you all are inside this tornado, when you hit the tornado, all you see is black throughout it.
You just see black in your mind, nothing.
And you see four figures standing in the black ahead of you and you see a very tall figure standing behind them, just the silhouette of the starkness of these figures.
And the tall one points at you and says change.
And then you feel everything in your body just kind of alter, like you were being pulled through a black hole as if.
And you guys open your eyes and you are in a very, very dark, lit place.
If you guys would like to give me a perception check.
You can't really see what's happening around you. It is dark.
13 plus 4.
Okay, so you guys all look around.
You can definitely tell that you are in some kind of cavernous zone.
It looks like cave walls. You see kind of dimly lit torches all around the areas.
I can see.
Yep.
And right in front of you, you see these very dark looking people that seem to have pointed ears, almost elfish things from stories of movies that you've seen before.
One of them is speaking. She says, you also see like a big cell right there in front of you guys.
There's a huge like slave pin looking thing and there's people on their knees and they're all kind of collared up and chained up manacles around their arms.
You hear the elf, the dark elf woman speaking. She says, you know, we brought you all here.
We brought you here because there's someone who's asked for importance of this matter.
And we have four people here, four guests that have come to find something that their master is looking for.
And she goes to turn to look at you guys and says, Drahtorin, are any of these the people you're looking for and points at you, Duke Crystal?
And it stops because she looks at you and you are not Drahtorin who she thought you were.
You are Duke Crystal, a blonde man standing in blue jeans inside of a gigantic cavernous area along with all the rest of you standing by his side.
But she was trying to speak to you. She thought you were someone else. She stops and she says, what the hell? Who are you guys and what are you doing here?
What happened to the four that were here before? What do you do?
I got no fucking clue. No fucking clue. Look at somebody else.
He's like, I thought you knew that shit. So you guys... So you tell me.
So you guys just saying you showed up here. That's all you're saying? You don't know how you got here?
A purple tornado. There was this big giant storm that sucked us in reminding our business.
Okay, give me persuasion check.
No!
Okay, that's actually...
Hang on.
So she looks at you and she says, okay, so you don't know how you got here. I believe that. I can see that in your eyes. You guys are dummies. You don't know how you got here.
But being that you don't know how you got here, that means that I don't have to take care of this until later.
And before you know it, you guys are all smacked in the back of the head, knocked unconscious and put manacles on. You guys are locked up.
I thought I got locked up.
Yep.
Cool.
So...
I'm gonna break some skulls.
As you guys wake up, you are inside of a cell. There's lines of... It's a big line, so a big cell there. And you guys are all in there.
And you look around and there seems to be quite a few other people trapped inside this cell with you.
What's your name? I keep thinking it's your name.
Archie, give me a persuasion check.
It's a common name.
It's too common.
Too common.
It's a common of a name.
You said perception?
Yep.
13.
13? Okay. So, as you look through the gates of the thing, you're just kind of... You're looking, sitting back, Archie-style, arms folded.
You look through and you see quite a few of the other people outside talking to the dark elf woman that had locked you guys up.
And one of them walks up to her and she is very... There's a woman that walks up and she's very courageous, browed.
She looks like she's holding herself to a high standard.
And she walks up to the other dark elf woman and says,
Elvara, are we going to execute these four that just showed up or are we just going to leave them here and take them to Benzomezrin or what are we going to do with them?
And you see Elvara, the woman you just heard her talk to, look at you guys and kind of wave her on and move away and they start kind of moving off of this long rope bridge.
And it goes over a huge cavernous pit.
So you realize that you guys are in a cell on a small rock over a gigantic pit with only one exit and it's a rope bridge.
So, you guys are in a cell. What do you do? What do you guys want to do here?
There are other people inside the cell trapped with you as well.
How tough are these bars looking?
They're looking pretty tough. They are big metal bars.
I'd like to ask some info from the other prisoners to see how they got there.
Okay, so you look over and you see there is this, okay, so you see this kind of like froggy looking weird ugly blob of a creature.
He looks like a bipedal frog in a way, but just like gross.
And then you see what looks like a walking mushroom.
And then there's a few others that are kind of just kind of hiding over in the corners looking like they're, you know, they're scared.
They're, as we would call, characters you don't talk to NPCs.
So, you want to walk over and talk to which one? One of them?
Froggy booger.
So, you walk over to Kua Toa is what they are called.
Kua Toa.
All right.
So, you walk up and he kind of looks at you and he's like looks you down and up and what do you say to him?
How'd you get here? Where are we?
He looks at you and he goes,
Do you speak?
I say never mind.
On to the next.
Okay. As you start to walk away, he stops and he says, actually, do you speak common or do you not?
Is that just all you speak is common?
Yes.
Okay. So, he starts talking to you in English of common basic language in them, but he does say,
I actually understood you.
I just wanted to see if you could understand me in my language first before we started speaking.
So, what'd you ask him?
Where are we and how'd you get here?
He says that he was captured by the drow people of the underdark here and was pulled down here in the underdark
and they're waiting transport to Benzonezarin.
Yes, Benzonezarin.
And they don't really know much else than that they've been brought here because a very powerful person was asking for special people to be found.
So, he doesn't know too much, but he tells you that he's all about peace.
He does not want violence, so he has not tried to escape.
He has not tried to fight back.
He's just accepted what's happening in a way of balance of life.
So, anything else?
You'd like to say to this?
Oh, and he also says, my name is Shusar.
Shusar?
Shusar.
Shusar the Awakened.
Shusar.
Mr. Four.
Mr. Froggy.
My cat, my name.
I'm going to attempt to break this door on this side.
Okay, give me a strength check.
It seems like he pulled it off.
Oof.
Three plus five, that's eight.
Okay, so he does not pull them apart.
What does Duke Crystal say as he tries to yank these bars off of the door and just break this door down and it does not work?
Fuck this stupid bitch.
He walks off and pissed off he could not break this door.
Anyone else going to do anything special in here?
Talk to anybody else?
I'm able to see any keys hanging around close by.
New perception check, Miss Muffin.
Eleven plus four?
No.
There are no keys to be seen laying around.
Well then, I have no use.
Okay, nothing else?
Alright, so.
Talk to the mushroom?
You can if you'd like.
I think that mushroom is better.
Would you like to talk to the mushroom?
I would love to talk to the mushroom.
Okay, so as you approach this creature, you walk up to it and it looks at you and kind of shutters for a second, kind of backs up.
And he looks at you and he's like not speaking obviously, but then you see some spores kind of puff off of his head.
And as you breathe those in, you hear his voice inside your head.
He is speaking to you like telepathically.
He says, what is it you want?
Why did you guys get brought here?
Yeah, it's kind of what I wanted to know from you, buddy.
He's like visibly scared as scared as a mushroom person can look.
He's just kind of cowering and shaking.
He said he was captured by Kazaer Kazaerkhurit and was taken from his home in Neverlite Grove.
He says all he wishes to do is just get back there to his people and his home, but he's been trapped here for so long that he doesn't, he's not able to fight himself.
He's not strong and he's scared to get out.
I'd like to tell him that I will help him get home and help him get out of here if he knows any way to do so.
Okay.
As you say that, he looks at you and kind of stands up straighter a little bit.
He's like, okay, thank you.
If we get out of here, I can help guide you back to my home if need be.
And as you hear that, as you finish that conversation with him, this big, huge, furry werewolf vampire looking thing, big ears walks up to you and kind of turns you around and says, I am Prince Derendil.
Because if anyone needs help getting out of here, it's me.
So what do you say this huge hulking quaggoth that comes up to talk to you?
Okay, Mr. Fancy Pants, I will help you as well.
He kind of nods his head and he's like, I know you will.
And then steps back over to the corner and stands up, stands apart.
Where's our pay?
Yeah, this is where I flick him in the forehead.
This guy doesn't see.
Okay, so now that that's done, you guys are standing in yourselves, kind of just waiting to see what's going to happen here, what's happening.
And you notice one of the, a man coming up and he's got like a huge like burns across his face cuts.
He looks like he was beat the hell up.
He kind of walks up to the door and he says, yeah, I heard you guys talking.
You're going to try and break out.
Because what is that true?
Are you going to really do that?
Maybe you want to walk up and talk to this guy?
Yeah, I'm sure as hell you're going to sit here and fucking die.
Okay, so he, um,
Hey man.
Hang on here, let me get to my spot.
Crazy.
I have to break out.
Okay, so, uh, Jorlin, he says, okay, he goes, my name is Jorlin Duskren.
And he said, I used to be the Lieutenant here of Elvara, Forivara.
Um, but this imbecile shore took my place and they burnt my face and cut me up and beat my ass to prove to me that I was lesser than them.
Yeah, so if you want out, I'll give you a means to get out as long as you take some chaos with you.
And, uh, he says, um, that he will try to make a distraction and when that distraction happens, he will unlock the pen.
And, uh, he tells you, uh, that if need be, there is an armory, armory across the rope bridge, up a flight of stairs into the tower there.
So if you guys need to get there to get weapons or if you're going to run, he says that, um, the pit below the rope bridge is filled with webs from giant spiders.
But if you jump off and you hit the webs, you can make your way to the bottom of the pit and there's tunnels that can lead to escape routes.
Um, so, he says, uh, just kind of wait until you guys see the moment happen and, uh, he will release you.
Um, as he walks away though, uh, Shushar walks up to you and he says, uh, uh, if we, if we get down to the bottom of the pit, because I actually know the way to Dark Lake, which is my home.
Because if you guys need a guide to get there, I can't help do that.
But he says that if you guys jump down the webs, he's sure that you guys can make it.
You just would have to, uh, make maybe some dexterity checks and make it down to the bottom and make your way through.
But once you get to the bottom, he can help guide you through the under dark and get you out.
But as of now, you're in your cell.
You know that there is an armory ahead across the rope bridge up the stairs and into the tower.
Um, it is likely locked. The armory is.
Um, but he says that if you are by chance able to get there and get through it, you can get whatever you want and run.
And then you know that there is an escape route means down by jumping over the pit.
Um, is there anything else you guys would like to do in this cell before we move on?
Okay. So, uh, as you guys are sitting in your cell, um, he walks away and, uh, he roll a dice here.
Well, you guys got lucky. Okay. So one day has passed since, uh, Jordan has came back to you.
Um, you guys are all, you know, kind of getting hungry or getting pissed.
You're getting cramped up. You're worried that something's gone wrong and that this was all a trick that you're not getting out.
And, uh, as that happens, you see Jordan start walking towards you guys, your cell, and he's giving you that look like something's about to happen.
I'm going to make a distraction. But before he, uh, makes it to your cell, you hear, uh, the, this horrible droning buzz that start echoing throughout the cavern.
Um, followed by like inhumane shrieking, just like screams of horror, like buzzing.
And then out of that, you hear alarms start to sound as, uh, these four looking demonic, like, uh, looks like a giant bee hornet looking thing.
Uh, starts flying through. And then another, uh, set of these weird looking, like, harpy angel bird creatures start flying through the cavern.
And they are creating all kinds of chaos. They are fighting each other. They are fighting drow.
You see, uh, Jordan run over to your cage real quick, unlock it, pop it open, and turns around to run away and a, a Vrock demon flies down and takes his head clean off.
Um, rips his head clean off and then flies off with his head in his hand. He's like, yeah, fuck yeah.
And, um, but as of now, you have, um, the gate is open and, uh, Shushar, Prince Derendill and, uh, uh, Stu, uh, one second.
I don't remember his name. Scoop? Scoop? Scoop? Scoopy. Scoopy the poopy.
Hang on, hang on, hang on, boys. Boys and girls.
Stool. His name is Stool. So the Myconid, Myconid sprouted as Stool. Shushar is the Kuatoha frogman and the Qui-Goth is Prince Derendill.
Um, so yeah, you guys all start to make your way out of the cell. Um, what is it you want to do? Do you want to, what do you guys want to do as you exit this cell?
Grab the keys off that dude's body and take these to the hang-cows and stuff.
Smart. Okay. Yep. Okay, so you do that. You get the keys, uh, actually, give me an investigation check. See if you can find the keys on his body, because that is...
All of us are him.
Him. He's searching the body.
Uh, 16.
Okay, yep. You find the keys and you unlock them, you get them off there.
You.
So you guys' hands are free. Um, so yeah, now you guys are free. You're looking forward. You see the, the, the rope bridge ahead.
Um, you guys are going to run across. You're going to go to the Armory. You're going to try to jump the pit. How do you want to take this?
There are definitely drow on the other side of the bridge, kind of, you know, throwing shooting arrows at flying creatures.
Can we take the drow or can we take the spiders?
We definitely, we don't know.
We don't know where you need weapons.
Yeah. Definitely.
But it's locked.
We got keys.
You got key to your handcuffs.
I got a string.
He doesn't have the keys to the armor. No, he does not have keys.
I'll find the door out here. I'll figure it out.
Okay.
Alright, risk our lives.
Well, I want to remind somebody that you do have a rogue in your cli- in your team with, with thieves tools. So, there's also that.
I'm stealthy.
Yep.
So, give me everybody. Give me dexterity.
Saves. Not checks. Saves.
17 plus 18.
6 plus 5. So, 11.
9.
Is that a natural one?
Okay.
Okay, so.
Alright.
Oh, no, that is a 7.
Okay. Okay. Good deal. Good deal.
Good 7 plus anything? You got dex? Cause, I don't know what.
I don't know what my dex is.
Saves or checks?
It should be right here.
Dex plus 1.
So, 7 plus 1. 8.
Okay, I got you.
Okay, so 8.
9.
11.
Okay, so Nate, you run by and you kind of look over and you see this buzzing creature come flying by and you just roll and dive out of the way.
But the rest of you are going to take...
Oof.
I don't have much to spare.
One damage.
Yay.
A lot of us will take your hit.
You just barely, you just barely, you barely rolled, yeah, and kind of dodged under, but it still cut your like shoulder a little bit.
Tis be a flesh wound.
You mean this one?
Yes, that exact scratch.
Okay, so you guys are making your way across the rope bridge. There are two drows standing there kind of throwing spears and shooting bows, just doing everything they can to not get fought by these demons.
They look at you and they say, don't you fucking dare go towards that, that armory.
He's like, you stay down here and as he says that, one of the demons fly by and just rip him in half.
Pick up the top half and leave the bottom part of the leg sitting there.
And the other drow says, yeah, there's no way I'm doing this and takes off running back to the rope bridge and glocks himself inside the cell.
That's good, because I was going to intimidate him by threatening to do the same exact thing that demons do.
Okay, so you guys can make your way up the tower.
As you get to the top of the tower there of the thing, there are two drow guards standing there as well and they stop and they say, what are you guys doing here?
Why are you guys here?
What's going, don't you know something's going on out there?
He's like, are you guys prisoners?
What's happening?
We're going to persuade them into believing us that we're just there to check the armory.
Armory?
So you're lying to them?
Yeah.
Okay, that's deception.
Yeah.
Okay, roll Kelly.
Roll for deception.
With disadvantage actually, because you're in the middle of a literal attack from demons.
We need the weapons to hold on to the vultures.
Deception?
Deception.
Skills.
Somewhere in there.
So plus four.
Okay, six plus four.
Dang.
Okay.
Yeah, no, he says, yeah, no, no, no, buddy, there's no way, there's no way that's happening.
I know you guys aren't here for that.
So you see them start to ready their weapons.
What are you guys going to do here?
I'm going to go for intimidation.
Intimidation?
How are you going to intimidate?
Starts to get.
This is the last check, too.
We're only going to do one, this is the last one to check.
Watch your stash or I'm going to break your fucking necks.
Okay.
That's it.
Crit.
That is a natural 20.
Okay, you break their necks.
Okay, okay.
He goes, he grabs both hands on both of their heads and just goes, twist them around.
Okay.
Now, Kelly, you're going to unlock thing.
My thievery tools.
Thieves tools, yes.
That's what I wrote.
That is, I think, just dexterity, sleight of hand, right?
With these tools, pretty sure.
Yeah, it's this.
Yeah, and proficiency bonus, too.
19.
All right, you unlocked it.
Yeah, you unlocked it.
It was literally a 20, but you have plus size.
All right, so yes, you open it up and there seems to be a classic assortment of most common weapons.
So, you know, there's a war hammer.
There's a sword, there's daggers, there's a couple of everything there, just smaller weapons.
So, you guys can pick up what you want because this is a place you broke away into.
I think for the most part, you guys have your main weapons, but yes, Nate, if anyone wants to get a war hammer or a sword,
you have your stick, your flea mace and your shield.
Actually, yes, you find, you know what?
Yes, you were, but they, yes, you find your stuff in the armory.
Your stuff is in the armory.
Is there a short sword?
There is a short sword.
Okay, you got a short sword.
Yeah, you found your cat, you found your shield cap, your garbage can shield hat, your flea mace still has all the fleas on it.
Okay, yes.
Do I have a dagger?
You do now.
Okay, so I have hazelnut and a dagger.
Do I equip her as something that she's used to?
No, she's just a companion, basically.
Okay.
My baby, Hazel.
So, yeah, you guys grab what you want out of there and you make your way back down.
Are you guys going down the pit?
Are you getting the hail out of there?
So, as you guys turn around, you see, like, or as you come back down the tower, you see, like, some of the other prisoners that were with you, the ones you didn't speak to.
They're kind of looking over the webs, looking over the webs, and you see one jump, and he hits a web, falls through, hits a web, falls through, hits the ground, and then just gets up, kind of, scripts it off and takes off running.
You see another one try it.
He falls, hits the web, hits the web, and then is stuck to the second web layer and can't really move out.
But you see, kind of, he's just trapped there on a web.
So, you got your guys with you.
Shushar is still directing you, saying, you know, we should jump.
We should jump.
It's the only way out if there's no other escape through this building unless you're going to go through lots of enemies, lots of drought.
Jump.
Jump?
We're going to jump it.
We're going to risk it.
For the biscuit.
Okay.
Possibly save you in a second, baby.
How high is the second web?
Huh?
How high is the second web?
So, like, there's one, like, I'll show you.
There's the first layer, and there's one below that.
Okay.
And then the ground.
So, we're going to be about 10 foot.
It's probably about 10 foot of the first layer, and then another.
Not so bad.
10 foot.
20 foot.
It's 20 foot.
It's 20 foot, I like.
It's 20 foot, drop the first one, 20 foot, drop the next one.
I have a tuna diet.
No spotter wants to eat me.
You sure you get it?
Do you land on your feet?
Yeah.
Now, fast.
Yes, we get up.
Okay, so we're jumping.
All right.
Everybody, give me dexterity, save.
Dexterity, save.
Check.
Sorry.
Dexterity check.
14.
Okay.
14.
Oh, wow.
What?
Six.
Seven?
No.
Natural one?
Natural one.
Okay.
What'd you get?
Three, so four.
Six.
Six?
Okay, so the natural one, you fall, you hit the web, and you stick right to it.
Kelly, you also fall and stick to the first web.
Oh.
But with a natural one, you hit it so hard and shook it that it definitely alerted a spider
that is on the other end of the web, and it's starting to make its way towards what's
trapped.
Next turn, you'll be able to make a check to try and break out of the web.
Will it eat us before then?
Yeah, if you don't break out.
Or if anybody wants to do anything to help, because you two are made it through, you're
still on the second web, kind of just like standing there, not webbed to it, waiting.
But these are like next to...
Below theirs.
Okay.
So like they're one level, you're down here on this level, and then the ground is there.
So yeah, that would be you guys next then to make your turn of, if you're going to jump
or if you're going to shoot at the web, you're going to do something with them, whatever
you guys want to try to do.
Anybody's got anything?
Save me!
I might try and cut a section of the web where it kind of hangs down rather than being full
suspended.
On the one you're on?
No, on theirs.
Okay, theirs is up above, like 20 feet up above you.
Oh no, you're hit, fuck off.
You guys have to throw, shoot, or hope they can break out of their decks.
Alright.
You got nothing to be thrown.
Anything?
I'm just standing there with my hands out.
Just wait until she's like, yeah, if he got down, I'll catch you.
Okay.
So then you guys are going to just jump then, jump down to the next layer.
Okay, give me your decks, do a deck check this time because you're not stuck with the
webs, you're just jumping.
Oof, four.
Well, I don't know, I kind of don't know how to wait until they do their check.
I see if I can...
That's fine, you can hold your turn.
I'll go all the way to the bottom in case someone falls deep.
Yeah.
Okay.
So with that, you jump off, but you do take...
A little damage.
A little damage from not being able to complete the check.
It was not a smooth graceful fall.
That was four.
Yeah.
Four damage.
Yeah, I couldn't read what it said.
I thought it was three.
And 11.
Then you're a barbarian.
Yep, good take.
Alright, so Kelly, Ryan, you guys have, you are just webbed, so you're able to attack,
do whatever, you're able to try and do a deck's...
I think it's a save, yeah.
Deck's saved to try and break out.
I think it's, or I think it may be a strength to bust out of it.
It's probably a strength.
Okay, that's not good for me either.
I have a minus one.
I don't know, you might really use decks to wiggle your way up.
Yeah.
What about my cat?
Deck's saved.
I at least dropped my cat down.
It is a deck's save, yeah.
It's deck's save.
I'll try to get out.
Deck's saved?
Yep.
Oh, no.
Come on.
Okay, I got a ten.
I got a seven.
Five plus, I mean two plus five.
Two plus five?
Seven?
Okay, so you kind of break three, break free of it, Ryan.
You're not stuck to it, so you're able to jump down.
But are you going to jump down, or are you going to wait to try and help her up?
Your next turn?
Okay.
Thanks, bro.
Ryan, it means it's you.
You're still on the second layer of webs.
I'm just going to wait.
Wait it out?
Sorry, you're shielded.
I'm just going to keep my baby.
Good, they might get stuck here right in this.
I'm going to keep my baby.
I'm waiting for it.
Nate's waiting, or Duke Crystal's waiting and watching.
Okay, you two again.
You're going to help her.
I think it is.
I'm going to pull her up out of the web.
Okay, so give me a shh.
Try and turn it.
So you can either do help to give her an advantage on the second layer.
Or you can attack the webs.
But they do have AC, they have hit points.
Yeah, I'm going to help her.
Okay, so you have an advantage to try and break out of the webs, so you roll twice.
Take the higher number.
Just her.
Okay.
16 plus 5.
Okay, you break free.
You guys can jump down.
Give me a dex check to jump down to the next one.
Yeah, you can too.
16.
6.
Okay, you guys make it down.
Kelly, you make it down, but you take one damage for flipping off the web.
Hit it, you slip flipped off of it, and then land it on the ground.
Dang.
Okay, so, oh actually I need to roll for...
For what?
Okay, so Prince Derendil and Shushar, they come flying down.
They hit the webs, they hit the web, they hit the ground, they're all right.
And then you see Stool, the mushroom person, the Micana jump, and just get like ripped in half.
He hits the web and like splits him because he got a natural one.
It kind of just splits him in half.
His little fungus body just kind of gets cut in half.
They fall down to the bottom?
Yeah, it's all the way bottom.
16.
You're gonna pick him up and eat him?
No, I'm eating him.
You taking him with you?
I'm eating half of them right now and the other half later.
Okay.
I'm gonna try and roll and cook.
Nice.
I was thinking about eating him when he was alive, but no, it just worked out.
Perfect.
I don't have the guilt of killing him.
She can just stay down.
Never really cleaned, she fucked up.
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
We'll see how the first half goes.
Okay, so, oh my god, this is so good.
Oh my god.
Okay, Ney, Duke Crystal.
So as you just start savagely eating this just dead, probably not even still dead yet.
He's just, his body's stopping to function now because he's just ripped in half.
Yeah, so you start eating him and immediately you feel your brain like pulse and you look
out towards like this, you know, pit, there's like a waterfall falling in the background
and you see the image of your father just standing there in front of the waterfall.
Just kind of staring at you with like a stick just like beating it in his hand.
Now give me a wisdom save.
Give me five flat.
Alright, so.
You have one level of madness.
Oh no.
Yes, even worse.
I'm already a madman.
Okay, so.
Stay away from my cat, sir.
So that's, okay, so you've got about a short term madness.
It lasts 1d10 minutes.
So.
Eight, so it's going to last you eight minutes.
Nice.
Very nice.
Not too long.
You'll survive.
Um.
Can you imagine what you'd have got if you're older 20?
You want some of that, right?
Absolutely.
Oh, cheese.
There's some of that too.
Trash man.
I'm sure I'm not paying attention to the other kind of.
Hell yeah.
I'm quite distracted by.
Wait, are you guys eating it?
Yeah, I was just.
Oh, see.
It's on the wisdom save?
Or what?
To eat the mushroom.
Oh, you just eat it.
You just eat it.
You guys eat it?
I ate that.
You ate that?
Nope.
Okay, so.
Alright, so you guys feel the same sensation.
Your breast, your, your breast.
What?
Your breast.
Your brain.
Your brain like pulses and you feel that like weird sensation.
The two crystal fell.
And you guys, you see this like beautiful like woman, but you notice that she's not trash.
So make a wisdom save.
Okay, that's good.
Okay, 18 so.
So then you're fine.
You don't get any madness.
You broke yourself out of it.
You realize it was a hallucination.
Archie.
Archie, you look, you eat it and you feel the same sensation the brain pulses.
And you look out ahead of you and all you see is a man standing there and he's got like
MMA gloves on.
And you see like behind him, like a big sign that says like fight night with you and this
man's figure on it.
And you like visibly seem shaken by this fight.
So give me a wisdom save.
Save yourself.
18 plus two.
Okay, you shake it off.
You know it's a, you know that was a hallucination and that can't be real.
Not me.
That's Fasha in the waterfall.
That's Fasha in that waterfall.
He's here.
He's got the paddle.
He's come back.
He's now in the waterfall.
Shame, shame.
Okay, I got to roll.
Actually no, Nate, you rolled D 100.
Oh, she do.
Whatever you say.
It's not the right thing.
This was your choice.
You guys ate some mushrooms.
That's the 78.
I'm a total basis.
I was thinking something cool.
No, no, no, 78.
So from your madness of eating the my conid thing and not naked.
You get the short term of madness for you just cannot break the urge and you sit down on
the ground and just start shoveling dirt in your mouth.
You just start eating as much dirt as you can.
Your mouth is full of dirt.
You're like looking back at everybody crying.
There's dirt just in your mouth.
So that will last for eight minutes of you just randomly wanting to eat dirt.
Eight minutes of dirt eating?
Well, he's going to just randomly, for eight minutes, he might just randomly make a save.
Impulsively, you have to eat dirt.
Yum.
Okay.
There's some moist dirt right there.
Jesus Christ.
Look at the shovel.
That would be stupid if my hand was just...
It's a TG warmer form.
TG warmer form.
Yes, the only thing that can...
You wouldn't know that actually.
You think that would help?
Probably not.
$84.
Okay, so you guys make it to the bottom.
So you get down there and you see a passage to the north.
You see a passage to the west and you see a passage to the south.
Shushar quickly points towards the passage to the west and says,
this way leads to the dark lake, my home, because I know this way.
If you guys need me to guide you, I can take you through there.
He goes, but I do not know the other passages.
Prince Derendell says he knows none of the passages.
He just wants to get out.
So what do you guys want to do here?
Follow the one that knows where he's going.
Yeah, you guys don't get lost.
I guess we trust him to be this in the right direction.
Okay.
So, as soon as they tell me some good dirt top ahead, I'm following.
All right.
Prince, we're going to leave him.
He don't put this up with some money.
You better not get too much dirt on him.
Sorry.
He's like, yeah.
For eight minutes, you just throw dirt at people so Duke Crystal can eat them.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
Okay, so he says that his hometown is actually called Sloup.
Sloup.
Hold up.
Sloup.
He's suggesting that you guys go there to acquire boats so you can get your way out of the underdark and that would be the best way by water to follow the passages of water out.
Through Sloup.
Sloup.
Alright, now he starts to get up.
He says, he, once he gets close enough to Sloup De Blop, he can kind of sense where it's at and know his area.
But as of right now he just knows it's in that direction.
To Passoonset, to Fleebledeblop.
Time to go to Sloup.
Sloup.
This stuff may go with you for a long time.
It may.
It'll blow it off.
Yeah, you don't have to.
Okay, so.
You guys are now traveling through the underdark,
through tunnels, through passages.
There's twists, turns, everything everywhere.
You guys are moving at, I'm assuming, a fast pace.
Cause you can kind of assume that the Drow,
if they survive the combat up top,
that they will be looking for all the prisoners.
So you guys can move at a fast pace, a normal pace,
or a slow pace, whichever you want to use.
If you move at a fast pace,
you will have a minus five penalty
to passive wisdom perception scores,
and you will not be able to forage on the way.
Normal, you'll move six miles per day,
and it'll be standard, no penalties, or improved anything.
And slow, we'll move four miles per day,
improving foraging, or able to use stealth.
So, it's up to you guys how fast you wanna move
through the underdark.
Do we play it safe, or do you all have forage?
Forage would be like you're gonna hunt down some plants,
or you're gonna get some stuff,
look around the areas that you're in.
But right now, you guys are pretty much just traveling
through tunnels, and...
So you guys are gonna move at a fast pace,
hopefully try to avoid the,
yeah, I wanna avoid the drought coming after you.
Well, if we get a normal, it's still,
we should look at the forage, right?
You can go, yeah, you could still forage,
or you could still look for things and stuff
when you're traveling fast.
You can't forage, you just have,
yeah, you have a minus five penalty
to passive wisdom perception scores, though.
So, passively wisdom perception.
You guys are moving quick, you're running,
trying to get through tunnels.
You are able to rest if you like short rests,
but that will take time off of,
you know, what's happening,
and if you are being chased or whatnot.
So, that's all, do you guys what you wanna do there?
Continue on.
Yeah, say at least a fast walk.
To sloop the lop.
Onward.
It will take you guys eight days to get to sloop the lop.
Fuck me.
So, the journey begins.
Eight days.
Eight days to go, yeah.
Oh yeah, this is a whole cat, you know, a whole,
like basically another fucking, what do you call it?
World.
Hollow Earth.
Dimension.
Realm.
Hollow Earth.
You guys, all of you have dark vision,
except you don't, right?
I do.
You're a human, right?
60 foot dark vision.
So, you guys can see.
Same here.
I'm a variant human, so I don't take that.
I need to roll something real quick.
But I have stars.
Just follow us.
My cat has night vision.
Okay, so everything is dimly lit by phosphorescent moss
and this lichen lichen common in the under dark.
So, it's just kind of, this moss that kind of
glows very faintly.
So, it is dimly lit, it's not bright.
Is it poisonous?
Bio-luminous.
Is it edible?
I'm not eating anymore than dirt right now.
Yeah.
Dirt's on my mind.
It's glowing dirt.
How'd you get it?
It is glowing moss dirt.
Okay, who's walking ahead?
Who's up ahead of the group?
Like, who's in the front of this tunnel?
Because it's tunnels, so right now,
you guys are kind of moving through tunnels,
going out of a tunnel into a room,
going through another tunnel.
Imagine I'm getting distracted eating dirt.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, I'm not leaving.
If you want me to go first, I can walk first.
Leading us there, be first.
He knows how to get to the place.
Once you get close enough, he's familiar with the area.
But right now, he knows that his place is only to the west.
So, he knows like you guys need to go that direction,
and then once you get close enough,
he will be able to kinda hear you out.
If I walk in front of the group,
and my cat sees more than I can see,
she has night vision.
You all have dark vision.
All three of you have dark vision already, so.
Your kitten cannot see better than you.
Get out of here.
Get out of here, she's not a god.
Okay, so who's leading?
Oh, crazy cat.
You're gonna lead?
Okay, give me a survival check.
What is my survival?
Um, okay.
Minus five.
What if your cat got eaten walking in the front?
So, would you get nine plus three?
I'm saying to my world.
You're allergic.
Three, thirteen, so then you have to minus five,
because you guys are moving at a fast pace.
Okay.
So, what'd you get, thirteen?
That'd be eight.
Okay, all right, so you got an eight.
Okay, so.
You guys, you don't really pick up on where you're heading
or what you're doing, so you just kind of pick and walk
through a random tunnel and choose where to go.
You keep walking for a minute.
So, you guys move on a little bit.
You guys move on a little bit, but you realize that you're
not really seeing any past opening up.
You've just been following the tunnel for quite some time.
Is anybody who wants to, I don't know if you're able to,
but if you want to make history checks later on to try to
remember the path you've taken, you can, but as of now,
you guys have just been moving forward and forward.
You guys have been traveling for six hours now,
and you are getting to a point where you all are beginning
to get hungry.
You're all beginning to get tired.
So, you guys want to make, two of you can make a survival
check to see if you can forge to find any food or anything in
this area, because you guys are going to have to stop.
You will get a minus five to the foraging, but who has good,
I was going to say, whoever has the best survival.
I would go for it.
17.
Okay.
So, you find two small little, like, I don't even know what
you call it, like little lizard type creatures running
through the ground.
You just kind of mad max, step on it, pop it up, grab it,
take a munch, but you don't munch it.
You don't munch it.
You got it, but you've got two of those.
So, if you split those in half, you would have not a whole
lot of food, but you've got some.
Kelly, what'd you get on yours?
A six.
A six?
Okay, you find nothing.
Yeah.
So, you guys got, um...
Do I have to go?
Oh, I don't.
You probably should have checked that first.
She doesn't know.
I didn't think of it.
You have eight pounds of food right now from those lizards,
because there's two, so four pound each.
But that pushes you a little faster, or pushes you a little
more that you found some food that you guys can keep pushing
on.
You don't have to keep holding up.
You guys aren't losing hope.
You got some food.
Well, when I found my stuff in the armory, I got my tuna
canons.
Yes, oh yes.
Then you, then yes, you definitely do have tuna.
Yeah.
Yeah, rations.
If you guys have those scavenged from stuff, yes.
I also got you some of that tuna to feed my baby girl.
So...
Okay, I have ten rations.
Hazel, meat, tuna.
Okay.
So, you guys get that, um, then you have a tory.
So as you do that, uh, you see this, uh, you come up on this
tunnel and it's opening to kind of like a bigger open dome
room, but you see like a weird haze like in front of the
doorway, um, almost like, actually, give, uh, fleece
steak, want to give me an arcana check?
I think you're the only one who would have probably any
arcana, because you're...
No, I'm not saying it would.
Oh, really?
Yeah, it would be the last one.
You can do it.
Whoever's got some good arcana.
Yeah.
You can have a check.
Hey, darling, who's got his right now?
I got my plus one.
Oh, yeah, I did it.
Uh, 11.
Plus one?
Oh, 10.
Okay.
Um, so you can tell that there's something in this
doorway you don't know what it does or what it's doing, but
it does feel magical.
You know, I feel like an energy coming off this like hazy
fog in the doorway.
Um, do you guys just continue on through it?
You guys...
I think I'm gonna pick up something nearby and throw it through.
Okay.
Um, nothing happens as you throw it in there.
It was worth the test.
It was really good.
I think I'm saving it.
If it would have exploded by the time it was...
I guess we'll push it into there.
Oh, we're doing nothing.
I'm sure interesting things will happen.
I'm ready to smash the fucking eggs.
Okay, so, um, you guys are good.
Nothing happens as you walk through.
You do feel like this place has a strong magical energy.
Yeah.
So you guys feel the huge wave of energy and magic coming
through this place.
Um, if you guys would like to take a short rest, this looks
like the place it would be to do it, um, because you're
resting in this magical area that you can feel that nothing
is happening to you, but, um, it, you know, it's very, it's
vibrating.
It feels safe.
It feels, uh, like you won't, you know, this area looks
like it would be a good place to rest up if you guys wanted
to take a short rest.
Yeah.
Um, if you don't, don't have to, we can continue on.
Okay.
Um, you guys kind of, Shushar kind of helps you guys.
He's walking around.
You see him setting up like little tents and, uh, he's
setting up, uh, um, you know, fire, everything.
He's asking you guys if you had any rations or foods and
asked you what you guys had and wanted to cook it.
And, uh, guys are all sitting down, finally just kind of
resting and, uh, having a relaxing moment for just a
moment before, uh, while you guys were running this whole
time scared.
Um, is there anything you guys talk about while you're
sitting around the fire?
Plans.
Um, what to do next?
What's happening?
Where to go?
Finding new drugs in this magical world.
Is that what you said out loud?
Yes.
I need trash.
It's important.
It's important to be happy.
Yeah.
Okay.
I just miss all the cats I had at home.
Oh, fuck off.
Shushar says, what is cat?
We, what, what, we have cats here.
We have cats here.
You have cats?
We have cats here.
I've never seen a cat down here, but we have cats here.
I need more cats.
Of course you do.
I can save your cats.
Do they have homes?
Do they have families?
Um, we've never seen a cat.
Disagree.
We've only seen cats down, heard of them in this
world, but you know, you guys seem like you're not
from here.
So I was just, I just thought I'd try to relate.
Um, but, um, with that, uh, Shushar, uh, Prince
Derendill in the corner, pissed off crying because
he just wants to get out of here and he's a big baby
and don't know what to do.
Um, he walks up to you guys and, uh, he, he begins to
kind of tell you guys a story of his life.
Um, um, Prince Derendill does, he kind of walks over
and just, uh, he tells you that, um, a, a gold elf
Prince, uh, polymorphed him into a kwaigoth.
That he is not actually this big hulking creature
that you see before you, that he claims to be the
Prince Derendill of the kingdom of Nelrindinivhen
in the high forest and his crown was usurped by
the evil wizard terrestidor who trapped him in
this form and exiled him from his people.
And that is why he wishes to get back so badly, uh,
to try to get this curse broken and get back to
his home.
Um, and he apologizes also for being aggressive
earlier and he was just angry and he wants out
of this and then you see him, uh, with that he,
he kind of starts to shake his head and, uh,
that's got lucky.
Um, he rolls a 17 with his head while he's shaking it.
Um, and he kind of like bats, bats at his head a
little bit, smacks himself and he like, he goes,
I'm Prince Derendill, I'm Prince Derendill.
And nothing's going to change that.
And then he just kind of walks back over to the wall,
like crosses his arms and sits down.
With that, um, you all kind of go into a rest
of short variety and wait to wake up to see what
happens next.
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