Okay, we always start.
I don't remember what the question is.
People that don't edit, go ahead.
But if you've if you're like in the middle of it, right?
And you you you you not done.
She tapped out.
You're making a tap out like she is finished.
I'm following so far.
You are not done.
If she just leaves you like that, you never start
beating on your man just to make sure you get yourself together.
If I'm in a room with a bitch and a whole one fuck like a man,
I'm going to beat my meat and get my fucking nut for sure.
OK, so what's so what's wrong with her helping you?
What do you mean? What's wrong with her?
Same scenario. If you put in the work, we're talking about me
coming right now.
I'm fine with however the fuck she brings that shit.
Now, let's flip it back to the real scenario of what we're talking about here.
OK. Me trying to make her come.
And I'm not enough.
And she pulls out a toy that says, oh, this gets the job done.
I'm cool at that.
Like, I'm not mad at you, but I feel slighted.
If I've given my effort, she's the one that was lying.
And I understand what you guys are saying.
I'm not upset with her.
Not mad at her.
I'm upset with my situation.
It wasn't enough. I'm not enough.
Like, I keep trying to relate. Have you guys ever put your all into something?
And then somebody told you, oh, that was cute.
And then you just took it like, oh, oh, that's fine.
That's right. No, you you kind of feel away.
If you put in some effort and then somebody tell you it's not enough,
you're going to feel away.
And then you work harder, right?
Yeah, you do. OK.
So right. So we'll just put the extra work in.
Yeah. With the deal, though. Yeah.
The other dick is the other guy.
Accomplish the goal. You're not accomplishing the goal.
I can't have his dick.
OK, OK. Would you feel better if she asked you to lick her pussy?
Damn, I ain't come. Just give me a head.
I would be offended by that.
God, what?
I would be offended by that.
I would. Depending on who we're talking about here.
I mean, OK, OK. This is just a rando.
No, no, no, no.
Bro, you could nut in three minutes.
I mean, three seconds in a rando.
If we talk about my personal life, I don't have this issue.
So you don't have what?
The issue of having to pull out the dukes.
Like it happened, bro, like everybody can have a bad mood.
You know what I'm saying is it doesn't happen.
So what do you've never done it fast on a person that you love?
Yes. But there was no deal done involved after that.
What I'm saying is the scenario that you guys are bringing to the table
of a girl telling me I.
The deal, though, it raised the deal, though.
We're just saying help.
Help me get to the goal that I'm trying to reach. Right.
Yeah, I'm not opposed to that.
And so just doing it
after the like just no deal, though, you cool.
This will add a toy.
Nope. He just said he wouldn't want to go ahead.
He felt that was just about a rando for for for context.
Most times when I'm fucking and I'm fucking an hour and a half minimum.
And if that's not enough and she got to put, I'm going to feel like
at 39 at 39 years old, you fucking an hour and a half.
I am bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, all night long.
This nigga don't eat number of fruits and berries all night long.
That's all. When I get in there, it's a party from three seconds at 18.
And now you missed the I can't go on the hour.
What the fuck we do here, bro.
Call it growth as growth and development.
When I don't come, I say, you know what is cool.
But I'll figure it out.
You can just lay there. But with that, right?
With that hour and a half, she ain't coming in that hour and a half. Right.
Right. Right. That's what I'm saying.
Did I have a nothing that you see why I would feel upset
if I'm concluded to doing an hour and a half and nothing.
So you got to bring this thing out.
How how soon?
Like, honey, kind of want to ask this question.
If you know, you got to ask how I'm engaged now.
You know what you're about to ask?
It's weird.
All I can say is is mushrooms help you do a lot more than hallucinate.
OK, so you say you got a.
It's OK. You got a.
You got a. You got a.
Look, look, look, look, look, look, look.
Mushrooms are natural.
OK, it's still cheating.
What are we talking about?
Honey is still cheating. It don't matter.
Anything I feel like when you go by the pill from the gas station, you cheat.
The gas station pill that that's that's cheating.
That's nasty. That's the same.
That like like I said, mushrooms help with a lot of shit is not just the psychedelic part.
Like it's a you're taking it in order to perform better.
It's cheating. It's sterile.
And they got so me being at top peak performances cheat like.
Nick. Yes. Yes.
That's what you think steroids are.
Yeah. OK.
But but no, naturally, if this is how you rock naturally, cool.
I mean, yeah, naturally, I was saying naturally without the storms,
it's at least 45 minutes that I'm fucking.
The fucking minimum.
What you mean was wrong with me.
I enjoy being in a place like we've we've talked about this
about how I can just lay there and be inside and he was like, that's pointless.
I'm like, no, I just.
Yeah, that ain't fucking.
But what I'm saying is I enjoy all aspects of being in.
So you count that in the 45 minutes.
That's like some middle of the night shit.
Like that's after we've been fucking for a while.
So now I don't count that in the 45 minutes.
You know what's going to happen.
We're going to sound like haters.
Oh, yeah.
Hey, bro, I'm number one.
Hey, I'm just like, hey, you can talk about your own.
Because he's a buffalo.
My nigga, 10 to 15.
If you got it in 10 to 15.
Yeah, that was going to be my way.
And I'm like, that's cool for you all.
And I am that works.
Brack, you are the superstar in somebody's story.
OK, so don't think you have to do anything.
I'm going to be totally honest.
I've had hour long sessions.
I've had four hour long sessions.
I've even had an eight hour long session.
I don't know if it was eight, but I just got the five.
He was like, he was there.
OK.
Yeah, she verified.
I believe you.
But at this big age that I am, I don't
like the hour long sessions.
I love it.
I'm 40 fucking 2.
I'll be 40 on July 28.
I am 40 now, bro.
I love it.
I don't know, for hours at a time.
I don't want to be sweating over nobody that long.
Oh, no, I don't mind the sweating part.
No, no, me sweating on them.
I'm not sweating.
The wetter the better.
If I ain't sweating, I ain't doing my job.
What?
Everything.
Yeah, nigga, if you ain't sweating, what are you doing?
You ain't even put in no work.
You ain't even broken no sweat, nigga.
Yeah, it don't take all that.
It don't take all that?
You don't break a sweat when fucking?
Not fucking full on, full body like I would be in an hour,
nigga, 15 minutes.
See, what he's explaining is how you
fuck girls you don't like.
What?
That's what he's explaining right now.
OK.
I like the girls that I fuck.
So if it only take 10 to 15 for a girl
to get two to three nuts, that's bad.
Why not give her 30?
Because motherfucker, why be selfish?
Like, what are we doing?
What do you mean?
How is that being selfish?
That's being over generous.
No, no, no, I got other shit to do throughout the day, bro.
Nah, I feel you.
We grown as fuck, bro.
I use my body all day at work.
I normally do my sex in at the nighttime
when work isn't even on the table anymore.
If I done worked for 12 hours, I done
been in the sun and lifting and moving shit, nigga.
I'm not finishing any of your work.
Yeah, get home, then.
You drop that dick for another two hours.
Like, you've been out there working for them 12 hours.
It's a 14-hour work.
I ain't talking about.
What?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just got a family, too?
Bro, adult life don't come about for that.
This is just a great fucking commercial for shrooms.
Like, it is.
Who gives you the shrooms?
This is a great fucking commercial for shrooms.
Like, I ain't even.
Get your favorite fruit smoothie.
I don't even do drugs.
And I'm like, oh.
And then blend it in the smoothie.
I'm considering.
It's fantastic.
Like, I would suggest microdose when you first start.
I'm not going to do it, but you know.
For anybody that's starting, I would suggest microdose.
You know what else does this?
You're a cheater.
All right.
You know what else gives you this kind of stamina?
What's that?
Cocaine.
Touche?
But cocaine, from what I've heard,
only lasts like 10 minutes.
Like, nah.
Nah, that's not what my daddy said.
Oh, well shit, your daddy had some more knowledge
than these goddamn white people I be talking to.
That's probably because they dicks don't work.
That's what my daddy said.
Oh, yeah.
No, it was a comedian just did a whole set about.
That don't mean his dick work.
But look, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He said his dick didn't work because it was my hips.
Yeah, it was like when he did.
Yeah, too much.
My uncle on my mom's side said the same thing.
He used to do coke and be like, yeah, I want to fuck,
but my dick don't work.
Yeah, they did too much.
Yeah.
Nah, you got to take it like a bump.
My dad said you take a bump.
So your dad was smarter than everybody else.
I get it.
Maybe.
So if you got results.
Yeah, take a bump.
Fuck all night.
Yeah, I hear people on the stages.
That's like whiskey dick.
You drink too much, your dick don't work.
Yeah, I've been there.
You think you can OD on the shrooms?
Not OD, but get to where it makes your dick counterproductive.
Because caffeine do the same thing too.
No.
Yeah, caffeine do the same thing.
I mean, I wouldn't try to take a dose
to where I felt like it would do that to me anyway.
So I mean, it's a possibility.
But you stick with what you know.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got you.
That makes sense.
I'm going to do anywhere from three to seven grams.
Whatever that measurement looks like, you got you.
What are they, like two mushrooms?
I don't know.
Shit, the kind I have, it can be one mushroom.
I'm the kind of person that would go to the drug dealer
and be like, can I have two mushrooms, please?
Yeah, nah, you know how you ask for a seven ounce
filet when you go out to that nice dinner?
Yeah.
Same thing.
OK, so I got to.
Just ask your dealer for seven grams.
Seven grams of mushrooms, please?
Just for the order.
This retarded nigga's holding up two fingers.
Somebody needs to get seven grams.
But that's two, three, five.
So you're right.
Yeah.
You're right.
That ain't what that ho said.
Seven grams, they held up two fingers.
Two fees?
Yeah.
So you might end up with a half doing that.
But you know, the dealer gets the lingo at some point
when you say how much you want to spend.
Yeah, OK.
Man, that was interesting.
Yeah, that was OK.
Let me see.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
baby girl said she was in the mood for something real, real,
real, real, real.
And there's something that could make her move.
Something she could feel.
See, my mind is like a VR machine,
because I was just skiing down some slopes in my head VR style.
You see that?
Waiting for the danger to see.
But welcome to another episode of Unapologetically Masculine.
I'm your host, Greasy.
And we got the boy, Scottie Ferraro, on the other side.
I've been doing drugs.
I'm sorry.
And Fat Boy in the back with Henning.
What's going on?
Well, I'm not apologetic for doing the drugs.
The drugs have been great.
So.
OK, everybody's got their thing.
Clearly, Mr. Hour and a Half.
Hey, man, stop hating on this man's sexual prowess.
Hey, hater.
And just accept that he can fuck all night
after working a full day.
Barry Bonds got the most on runs,
and they won't let him in because he cheated.
That's all I'm saying.
They're haters, too.
So fuck you and that bandwagon of haters.
He accomplished the job.
Ask the bitches how they feel.
With help.
Where's the applaud button for that one?
No, no, no.
Or the hooray.
No, no, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
None of that's happening.
Womp, womp.
Mm-hmm.
This nigga hatin'.
Yup.
He be hatin'.
Oh, man.
With mental health check-in.
Scott, how you feelin' today?
We already know how you feelin' today.
Oh, I feel great.
I was pretty shitty maybe Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
Hey, what was it going on Tuesday?
You know what?
Probably Monday, too.
You know when you're in, you're enveloped, or should I say,
you're stuck in a room with somebody
who has a very negative personality,
and they constantly try to push it off on you?
Mm-hmm.
I was battling that all week.
Energy transfer.
Yes.
Yeah.
And it's like, yesterday, I really
had gotten to a point where it was just,
that was my response to anything that he said to me.
OK.
But yeah, yeah, yeah.
Today a different day.
Great day.
Great thing comes.
Cool.
Yeah.
One more.
How you feel?
You feel good?
You cool?
I'm cool?
Yeah, go with that.
I'm cool.
Don't nobody kill.
I'm cool.
While we sitting here expressing how we feel,
letting this nigga know we care.
I'm cool.
What about you, little guy, man?
How's your mind?
Man, I'm all over the place, honestly.
I'm all over the place.
I've been excited.
I'm nervous.
I'm scared.
There's a whole lot of shit going on.
But I'm excited, excited.
Monday, I'm flying out.
First thing Monday morning, I got to be at the airport.
Like 6 o'clock, I go meet my new team.
So I'm excited for that.
Nervous at the same time because it's
a whole different experience and a whole new place.
Terrible engineering.
He needs some shrooms.
He needs some enhancements today.
He does.
He's lacking.
Ungrateful sons of bitches.
That explains it.
20 minutes.
But 20 minutes is a long fucking time.
20 minutes is a long time.
Like 20 minutes of fighting.
That shit ain't nothing to look at.
Two minutes of fighting is hell, bro.
That's why people only fight three minute rounds.
Because somebody is going to be tired.
And 20 straight minutes of fucking is a long time.
And that's all I'm willing to give right now.
I don't want to fuck for a whole lot of time.
Clean up crew.
You said clean up crew?
Yeah, don't talk about me, though.
So you're just stopping in the background.
I guess I will.
OK.
I mean, not in your personal life.
At this point in my life, like he said,
if you can't get to what we're trying to get to in 20 minutes,
you're just going to be disappointed.
He said call Scotty.
No, not off the shrooms.
No thank you.
Now you said a bad precedent.
Or maybe if I'm into the pineapple lifestyle.
Alicia, she's stuck with you.
I'm telling you, because I ain't going to.
Oh, I am.
You still on that shit and not going after him?
You still on that?
It's like 20 plus years later, bro.
I don't care.
You know who my partner is.
I don't do no tag team.
Don't need it.
I mean, I tell them we don't need you either.
So Touche is some bitch.
Oh, you needed me.
You need.
Oh, I'm sorry.
OK.
So this is going to be a reminiscent episode.
I mean, he's not wrong, though.
But yeah, it's just been a great week overall.
Like I've been training for the new position.
Before we get too far, because my intrusive thoughts
are coming in.
OK, but the intrusive thoughts.
Because it's starting to get a little personal.
If any one of y'all bitches ever hit me, I'm snitching.
I'm telling immediately.
I'm just saying, if any bitch that y'all meet or talk to
try to talk to me, I'm going to tell immediately.
That's just where I am right now.
You're a fucking liar.
I said right now.
Oh, right now?
OK, I'm sorry.
You're wrong.
He didn't say it in the past.
I need to let it go.
I apologize.
I'm just right here in the moment.
Hey, I fucking love these guys.
So you didn't say you didn't love them in the past?
Yeah, I did.
And I did something wrong.
So it's like.
And you did apologize.
Like what the fuck are we doing here, guys?
The sad part, it really wasn't with bad intention.
That's what I knew.
I even knew at the moment.
It was admirable.
It wasn't admirable.
It was admirable.
I admired it.
Why would you admire it?
I felt it admirable.
Because he said he wanted you to do what you needed to do.
I gave that nigga the key.
He was like, hey, just let me know if you drive it.
And this nigga didn't even let me know he
opened the door or nothing.
I put gas back in it.
Oh.
He definitely filled it up.
Hey, old.
See, you never know it was gone.
Definitely filled it up.
I hadn't even drove the car yet.
So who was I mean, I ain't know.
Thank you.
Bueller.
Anything I can do, brother.
You know, the same respect goes the other way.
Even though you ain't never.
I don't have you.
No.
But yeah, it's because you ain't want to, not because
the opportunity went there.
Yeah, no.
You be in love most of the time, bro.
It ain't like you just had randoms.
What's wrong with that?
It's nothing wrong with it.
I'm not going to go back door you with somebody you love.
Oh, yeah.
No, that would be treacherous.
Yeah, I just had randoms back then.
Diabolical.
All right, internet man.
That would be diabolical.
La, la, la, la, la, la, la.
Very fitting.
Yeah.
But yeah, I felt it was an admirable thing that you did
trying to make it.
I mean, I didn't want to get too far off track, though,
because the story that you're on, like the new beginning
that you're having, like, is very fucking fantastic.
So yeah.
But no, you're messing with disrupting the day.
I'm with it, though.
Yeah, I thought I could say.
You know, everything you're buying, this shit got to come.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, man, let's get it out, bro.
I could sit here and not say anything and just have
the conversation in my head.
Or let it all fly.
We going to have 10 fucking listeners
by the end of this episode.
Yeah.
At least two and a half or two and a baby.
Baby.
Don't let no baby listen to this shit.
Two grams.
Two?
No.
Watch the mic.
Two listeners, please.
Two.
At least they held up the right amount of fingers that time.
I'm proud of you.
Two.
Seven.
And they have babies do it.
We have no video.
Let's go get back to talking, bro.
They can see me.
Oh, god.
He said he VR right now.
You heard him.
I'm sweating now.
It's virtually retarded.
It's hot as a mofo.
Yeah.
It's virtually retarded.
Can we say retarded?
You can.
It's still offensive, you fat bitch.
Everything's offensive.
See?
See that?
Yeah, fire and fire.
Wait, can fire burn fire?
Or does fire just create more fire?
Does water burn with fire?
Can fire burn?
I asked the question first.
Can fire burn fire?
Yeah.
It makes it hotter.
That's how you get the blue flame.
I like that club.
I do, too.
No, that's not what you were talking about.
Goddamn lies.
I don't know you niggas when you go in there.
I'm fucked up about that last two miles there.
I want a red.
I ain't been to the strip club in over 20 years.
Yeah.
No, maybe not.
It's been at least about 20 years since I've been to a strip club.
Yeah, I don't go in there because I'm too poor for strippers.
Yeah.
I don't go in there because I too cannot afford the lifestyle.
Or because you spend an hour and a half fucking bitches.
But there's somewhere in between there.
But if he explained that to strippers, that might be a plus.
But they don't give no fucks.
They don't.
They ain't getting no money.
I don't have any money for them.
Yeah, no.
Do you really think they want an hour and a half out of their life?
No.
With this nigga just being inside of them?
He said he don't even want to move half the time.
So what are we doing?
They could be on another poll making more money.
That's stupid.
After the fucking sir.
Yeah.
No, but yeah.
I'm excited.
Today was this week was a great week of learning.
And I'm excited for this next chapter.
That's what's up, man.
I'm excited for you.
Yeah, man.
It's going to be a cool journey, even though I
won't be there in the 3D.
I'll be right there in spirit.
No, you'll be in ATL.
Why would you be in 3D?
Huh?
Well, I'm talking about physically insane.
Look.
Oh, OK.
He might be in the triple team.
Ain't no telling what he did.
Whoa.
I mean, if he could fuck with what I don't have,
it definitely need to be some other people there.
I agree.
Why you never made that happen?
What do you mean, make?
I can't make any one of those things happen.
Absolutely, you can.
I can accept it happening, but I can't make it.
No, I don't like that word.
You can't introduce the idea.
You shouldn't like that word.
I feel like he's setting you up.
Yeah, I don't like that.
You're trying to get the po-pos on you.
He out here making women.
Right.
What are you on, sir?
You can introduce the idea.
Nope, I just show up for the party.
They're the planners.
And if I want to stay for the full party,
I stay for the full party.
If I don't like the plan, I can leave.
So you mean you don't bring any suggestions to the table?
I don't bring nothing to the table but dick.
That's it.
I don't think a lot of women appreciate that,
because they're on this whole initiation thing.
I don't know.
I want them to initiate it.
I don't know.
Women like attractive guys with dick.
You don't got to have nothing if they find you attractive.
Yes.
Just like the dude, you haven't seen the dude that's
on trial for killing two women.
Oh, yeah, them girls going wild.
They going crazy for real, because he's attractive.
I'm not a killer, though.
No, but I'm saying, but all you have to be is deemed attractive,
and everything else goes out the window.
Meanwhile, ugly nigger nut on a girl in Dollar Tree
and get her locked up.
That was wild.
That sounds like someone should be more than locked up.
What are we talking about here?
You didn't see it?
No.
Yeah, so was it Philly?
I think it was.
Yeah, it was Philly.
And Philly, dude, walked in Dollar Tree, saw a girl,
shot off on her leg, and ran out the store.
Oh, yeah, he should have got his motherfucking ass beat.
Yeah, well, she was chasing him.
I don't know what she was going to do, she called him.
Oh, she was, but the audio is hilarious,
and I don't want to get counseled,
because I was laughing a little.
I was tearing up.
Listen, I do understand it.
I didn't let you.
It's because the section was talking about brotherhood.
I'm sorry.
I don't think I was supposed to laugh,
but I think I got a fucked up sense of humor anyway.
A little dark humor there, but yeah, he needed his ass beat.
He needed, yeah.
Fuck jail.
Yeah, he needed to have his ass beat for like a week straight.
He needed to have his ass beat and go to jail.
Who needed to beat his ass, though, for that?
Shit.
Her and everybody that love her.
Her people?
Yeah.
Anybody that love her get a full ass beating his ass.
Just like you said what you would do for your kids,
that's what her people should do for her.
So just by him jacking off on her, he's rape?
Yes.
That's rape.
Yes.
That's rape.
That's rape?
That's rape.
Yeah, nigga, yeah.
Yes.
What the fuck are you on, sir?
You don't believe that's rape?
We can't say the R.
No, no, I feel you.
It's definitely unwanted.
That was uncalled.
That was diabolical, sir.
Wah, wah, wah.
Ow, bitch.
No, why you playing that shit?
Oh, god.
He done it on my hair.
No, it's the fucking dog show.
Oh, sorry.
That was a kicker.
We didn't.
We're not supposed to be laughing at this.
Oh, my goodness, guys.
I do understand this wrong.
I'm not for it.
No.
I'm not for it.
But listen.
You weren't even supposed to play that, sir.
I had to, brother.
No, you didn't.
You're right.
I did.
It was a choice.
That was non-consensual.
Like the act.
Yeah.
Like the act.
He thinks it's hilarious.
No, no, no.
The act is not hilarious, bro.
It is disgusting.
It's pretty fucking weird.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, that nigga's a weirdo.
He definitely needs to be away from society.
And he had to be doing it for a minute, bro.
Like just walking in and stuff.
Oh, man.
That's the not funny part.
Or maybe he's just a quick shot.
So you think he just seen her and just fired off that?
Man.
Get it out of there.
Either way.
Yeah, either way it is.
Yeah, but what kind of nigga is that, though?
Right?
Like this nigga just randomly said,
yep, going to shoot on her.
Like that's crazy as fuck.
But he had to go in there with the intention of doing it.
Like that shit just happened in the moment.
Yeah, that's what makes it not funny.
That's the whole part that makes it not funny.
Yeah, but that nigga need to go to jail.
That nigga need to have his ass beat.
But in my scenario, you know what I'm saying?
I said he need to be paid back for what they did.
You know what I mean?
You're going to feel the pain my child feels.
So you feel like people shouldn't let them do that?
That's what I was saying.
That's what y'all getting at.
People need to stand there and get their bucket.
I kind of want to implement that into what, yeah,
I like your idea.
So you just want me to randomly stand around
and net on this nigga?
I guess he'll see how she felt.
Touche.
Sad part is a lot of dudes that are probably about to kick her.
Ain't my kicker.
He'll never know when or see it coming.
But that's the kicker.
But he might be into that kind of shit.
He might be.
That's why you beat his ass first.
And then that's why I said implement what he's talking about.
He can beat her ass, bro.
I don't give a fuck, nigga.
Damn.
Beat that nigga ass.
Yeah, he definitely need his ass.
Because if it were somebody that I cared about,
we got to go see him.
All right, bro.
We got to go see him.
That was nut, bro.
That wasn't he spit on me.
Even that beat his ass.
That was horrible as fuck.
Which one is worse?
Nigga, are you laughing at the nut?
Which one is worse?
Yeah, which one is worse?
Spit on nut?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Not to a man.
But I'm just saying like in a woman, of course.
Like if a woman was to nut on you or a woman was to spit on you,
which one would be worse?
Nigga, if she nutting on you, then I'll see she's on top of you.
Like you want her there, hopefully.
There are squirters.
I mean, there are.
They can hit you from there.
I ain't mad at that.
Yeah.
I ain't.
Yeah, it's a pervert.
I'm freaky.
I mean, what I'm saying is she's expecting that.
And you're expecting that.
What?
Because you're in this fight.
No, bro, if you're in the store.
Let's just say you're a girl.
Oh, and if she just walk up and squirt on it,
nigga, beat her motherfucking ass.
Like what are you talking about?
Yeah.
Walk in there.
I'm not going to beat her ass.
Sondra's on, bro.
You're betting over getting something on the bottom shelf.
And she's just, just running your face.
Bro, I'll beat her ass.
I'm going to be shocked.
Nigga.
I'm not going to chase her.
But I'm definitely going to be shocked.
Look.
I'm going to be there for at least five minutes
trying to figure out what happened to her.
I'm going to be shocked as well.
And somebody else has to come in and beat
their motherfucking ass while I'm standing in their shop.
What?
What do you mean?
So you just want a random woman?
You want a random woman you know to come in there?
He just got sexually assaulted, yes.
Man, you want to get your woman.
You don't think about it.
See, that's a problem.
Public decency isn't a thing to you?
Not in 2024.
I'm just saying he's OK with somebody just squirting
in the grocery store.
Bro, I ask the question.
I ask what the most merciless dead are speaking.
I see videos on Twitter all the time.
I don't like it.
Even one of my favorite stars, she's done it.
And I don't like it.
I leave that shit out.
Those fluids don't belong there for everybody else to consume.
So again, sir, are you saying you've never
fucked in a public place?
Is that where we're going?
Yeah, but not in the middle of a fucking grocery store.
Like, that's where I'm going.
It's still a public place.
If you fucked in a movie, you can
fuck in a grocery store, same difference.
No, it's not.
OK.
Yeah.
You want to think you're high in might?
No, it's not high in might.
There's not food stored around where my jizz is going, sir.
Oh, there's popcorn.
There's popcorn, drinks, hot dogs, all kind of food
in movie theaters.
Nigger, no.
And now they got food at the movie theater.
That shit is not inside the actual theater
where you're watching the movie at.
They have to bring that inside the theater that you're into.
Yeah, nigger, so it's there.
So what are we talking about?
Nigger, I'm talking about your fluids
going where food is actually fucking sitting at.
Even if it's in a box, nigger, it's still food around you.
Like, what are you talking about?
You can't differentiate.
But just because you damaged the boxes
doesn't mean you damaged the food.
It's not about that.
It's a whole lot worse if something out of the package
gets in this quarter.
It's somebody putting fluid on shit that's getting passed
around to people that's supposed to be safe.
There's no food being passed around that was sold
to somebody inside the actual theater.
Well, a movie theater technically should be safe, too.
I mean, technically, yes.
But what I'm saying is I'm not fucking about a popcorn
machine or my jizz getting inside the popcorn.
Quick scenario.
You go and watch a movie.
Girl give you a hand.
You nut in her hand, right?
She touches the fucking arm of the chair.
No, she doesn't.
She leaves.
It's dried up.
Oh, OK.
This is your scenario.
OK.
All right.
The next person comes in, sit down, put their hand there,
and then reach in the popcorn.
That's disgusting.
OK, then so what the fuck are we talking about?
That's worse than somebody that doesn't buy a box
in the grocery store.
Nigger, didn't I just say no, she don't do that as soon
as you start explaining the wrong part of the story?
Nigger, because I tell her to put it on my clothes.
I was like, I don't care if you got nut all on my shirt.
Like, don't leave that shit nowhere else.
Yeah, just rub it on my pants.
It's OK.
This is the way.
It's all right.
We are not going to just splatter this around everywhere.
Like, it's a finger painting seminar.
Like, no.
So she take it and rub it in the seat.
You're like, no, why would you do that?
Yes, what do you mean?
Yes, that's exactly why we do.
I do not believe you have that much wherewithal.
I don't believe that you're able to think about me
as a complete person then if you can't figure that part out.
Because it's definitely a part of me, sir.
That's interesting that you'll be thinking about where she put it.
But he says he gives instructions.
But me, I probably have it on my shirt.
Don't put it on my shirt.
Nigger, you can wash that shit at the end of the day.
Like, you can just walk around with jizz all on your shirt and shit.
Now, I got to walk out big cum staying on my shirt?
The most that is is embarrassing.
That's the most that it is.
And I'm OK with that.
If I didn't leave my nut just all over the theater
and it's sitting on me and people are like,
well, how much nut are you nutting?
You talking about all over the theater.
You should be in one spot.
It's enough for a handful.
What I'm saying is if she's smearing it places in the theater,
that is not correct, sir.
Let's be honest.
You can't really control where all it goes.
It could literally shoot from your dick to the seat in front of you.
So you want me to tell you what I do?
No, sir.
OK.
I kind of want to know.
Because I've thought about all these things already.
What do you do?
I just have my t-shirt on the top of her hat.
OK, like a tent.
Yeah.
So you can catch it.
It's a tent, yes.
OK.
And then, like I said, don't take it and smear it on the neck.
Like, no, just rub that shit on the rest of the shirt or on my pants.
Give a TP hand job.
Yeah.
I mean, that's a safety handy.
It's thoughtful.
Yes.
It's very thoughtful.
Because I can't say that I'd be that thoughtful.
But the only time I've ever had sex in a movie theater was in high school.
So.
You weren't thoughtful at all.
Oh, no, I wasn't thoughtful.
But it was weird.
It was a very weird scenario.
We went to watch a movie.
Nobody was in the theater.
Yeah, like literally, we were the only two people in there.
It was the middle of the week, school day.
And yeah, I shot all over her coat.
Goodness gracious, son.
And you know, 17, yo.
And it was everywhere.
So better her than you then, huh?
I mean, we was on her coat.
So we like the scenario, we laid down.
Y'all laid down.
We laid down.
I should have known you were making love.
This recliner.
This nigga talking about a long time ago, going to the movies, bro.
That goes to the theme of this nigga.
This nigga in the movie theater making love in the public area.
Who said I was making love?
That was being your moniker.
And that was my girlfriend at the time.
Sounds appropriate.
You're in the public.
You guys probably should have went to like a drive-in, though.
I ain't had no car.
You should bang it and go.
I ain't had no car.
Get out of there.
That's what I did.
It was bop, bop, bop.
I don't know.
It was that fast.
That nigga said she took more time making the pallets.
Yeah, definitely took more time getting that done.
Oh, man.
You guys are hilarious.
Yeah.
So it was a fun time, man.
Fun times.
The best times of your life.
We're going to have to put a parental advisory on this one.
All of them say it's explicit, so they listen to it, they don't rest.
OK, cool.
Hell was unapologetic about it.
They finna get it.
Yeah.
The movie theater.
So being squirt on or nut on is worse than being spit on.
Yeah.
Especially provoked, unknowing.
Yeah.
In the wild, in civilization.
Yeah.
Don't do either, but definitely don't just squirt on me,
and I don't know you.
You see what I'm saying?
Man, if I'm at the strip club and that's part of your show,
and I get squirted on, I kind of ask for that.
Yeah, you did go to that.
But if I'm just walking through Dollar Tree, don't squirt on me.
You just trying to get your guy to do one to the side.
That's it.
I just want to get me a couple of snacks.
Don't.
Why does this guy think it's OK?
I didn't say I never said I thought it was OK.
I said it was OK.
Which one do you think is worse?
Depending on what the spit laying, bro.
If a girl came and she's like knitted on my leg or some shit.
Same place.
The same place.
Spit leg, nut leg.
Same place.
Same scenario.
She hopped to the spit on that thing.
I'm just going to say, ew, brother, ew.
Yeah, I don't know, bro.
You're actually pondering.
Yeah, I'm really leaning toward the spit, bro.
Because that shit is really fucking disgusting.
You don't know this bitch got herpes in her act.
That could be a song with a deadly weapon.
But you don't get herpes from the fluid, do you?
Don't you got skin to skin?
Yeah, herpes are skin to skin.
I mean, you can get AIDS, though, which is way worse.
Way worse.
No, fluid.
But you can get that from spitting, too.
Don't I'm saying?
I'm a true man.
But either or is not fine.
Very minute amount in spit.
Yeah, HIV, very.
OK, well then we'll go.
They said you would have to drink like a gallon of spit
to get HIV.
They know that.
He'll try to drink it through her hoo-ha.
What?
I said he'll try to drink it through her hoo-ha.
Nobody heard you because you're away from the mic,
you little bitch.
I'm talking like that.
It's always a fat, ugly bitch that got something to say.
Man, tell your girlfriend to stay at home, man.
Every time.
Ain't nothing wrong with that.
That bitch do stay at home.
Fat, ugly bitches will apologize.
There's nothing wrong with you.
It's something wrong.
This is not pop the balloon.
I was talking about a specific fat, ugly bitch.
I'm not fending a pander to you.
There's something wrong with you if you're fat and ugly.
Yes, it is.
Yeah, that fat, ugly bitch over there saying that.
I'm glad you think I'm ugly.
Of course.
You're welcome.
Yeah, I appreciate that.
Your niggas is hilarious.
Very unattractive man.
But you think that spit and the vaginal fluid
is the same.
I mean, just spitting on somebody is so fucking disrespectful.
It's very seldom somebody would nut on you.
You know what I'm saying?
Which makes it even more disrespectful.
So if a dude walk up and just jizz on your leg.
What do you mean?
What the fuck are we doing, bro?
We're talking about people that actually do this shit.
We seen the nigga go do this shit.
You seen it?
The nigga, the video that you saw.
The video doesn't see it.
We heard it.
You didn't hear him nut.
You just heard her come out.
What do you mean?
He nutted on me.
That was convincing enough for me to believe it.
OK?
So if a guy just randomly comes on your leg and runs off.
If a guy does anything with me with fluid,
I'm going to beat his fucking ass, bro.
Anything is disrespectful, bro.
This nigga can sweat on me and I'm going to beat your ass.
See, that's just too far, sir.
Why he sweating on you?
Exactly.
My point, nigga, why is your sweat by me or on me?
Any bodily fluid change between me and nigga,
I'm going to beat your ass.
So why is it not the same for a random woman
squirting jizz on you, sir?
This is a woman, bro.
What do you mean?
What if it tastes like scotch?
It's like skittles.
Why you know what it tastes like?
Why you come and hit me in the mouth?
I don't know what it tastes like.
This nigga laying down, nigga.
He wanted it to happen.
Yes.
This ain't random.
You should be monitored at stores, sir.
You and that lady.
You guys should definitely be watched closely.
That nigga on OnlyFans.
That's what that is.
Bro, that's disgusting.
OK.
If you have a teammate in your walking around doing this
for video, that's cool.
For content?
Yeah.
That's not cool.
So talking about I don't like the public content.
I'm just saying for his specific scenario,
because I'm thinking about random ass people
nutting on this nigga.
And he just like, oh, she was cute.
Nigga, what is wrong?
Never mind.
But it's fine when the girl know you.
That's cool.
Nigga, you yet?
Does she know me well?
Like y'all kicking it maybe a week or something,
and she just get up.
She's like, I want to nut on you.
Yeah, I'm totally fine with that.
You're not fine with that?
Yeah, I didn't say I wasn't fine with that.
I'm totally.
I've been there.
Those are two totally different scenarios.
Because I've actually just been randomly laying down
with a female talking about, you know what?
I want to shoot on your boobs.
And they went for it?
They were cool with it?
Yeah.
Well, that's not hard coming on you.
No, I've had girls say, yeah.
I'm nasty.
Don't take me to mine.
No worries.
So if a girl asked you to do that to her in public,
would you do it?
No.
Shoot on?
Not in a store.
It would have to be public private.
So you mean, you legit in the grocery store.
Ain't nobody in that motherfucker five minutes
from closing your mouth.
I'm going to always be weary of children.
So grocery store, shit like that.
No.
Even as an adult, bro, I wouldn't want to fuck in a pool.
What?
I wouldn't want to fuck in a pool.
I'm not fucking in a pool either.
Y'all never fucked in a pool?
No, I'm saying as an adult, I would never want to do that.
I've never had sex in a pool.
No, and I feel you.
Yeah.
Even if it's your pool, just say private pool.
No?
I mean, my personal, like at my house pool.
Somebody still has to clean that shit up, bro.
Yeah, that's it.
There's a lot of cleanings that are like, what we got.
Now, you don't got to clean that up.
You just got to clean the pool.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It ain't no mess.
It isn't like, I hope you're not floating
at the top of the water.
Whatever the case may be, the pool
needs to be drained and cleaned.
Why would it, from one nut, you think
the whole pool has to be drained?
If I live in an apartment complex.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's a pool at your house.
OK, a pool at my house.
No, it can stay there.
Because it's going to happen again.
OK, let's go to all the people that piss in the fucking pub.
Yeah, that's not right either.
And you think your nut is going to be like, oh my god.
Yeah, what I'm saying is that I wouldn't piss in a pool either.
And people that spit in the pool too.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, and I'm saying none of that is right.
Well, it's not right.
Because sometimes you got to spit.
You don't do that when you get out the water.
That is acceptable.
But the way that just spitting in a pool.
I mean, yes, but that's a natural reaction out of that.
So if somebody just hawks a loogie standing
from the side of the pool.
She says, aw, hawk aw.
This nigga's saying loogie, bro.
Y'all just going to be like, oh, no, that's cool, man.
Because the chlorine's going to like, no,
that was fucking disgusting.
So you're going to get out and wait
until it gets cleaned all the way drained and cleaned out?
I would like to, yes.
So you're leaving the park?
I would like to, yes.
I don't know what the park's about to do,
but I would like to leave now.
Don't ever go to Whitewater.
Yeah, I don't.
That's what I'm saying.
I love Whitewater.
I used to love doing that shit.
But thinking about what we were actually waiting in,
all those fluids and people actually shitting in there
sometimes.
Don't think about it, kind of like I said in the story.
Don't think about it.
Because it's not good.
Just got to go with it.
If you smell the chlorine, if you smell it,
chlorine does not have a smell until it is contaminated
with something.
I did not know that.
Yes, that's how you know.
Well, that shit is their way then,
because they're a pool I went into.
I smelled chlorine.
Then you smelt the piss in the pool.
So chlorine itself doesn't have a smell?
It does not.
How do you know that?
I seen somebody do a test on the computer.
So you take somebody else's word for it.
Is bleach and chlorine kind of the same?
I don't know.
I can't make that comparison.
But he literally did the test of saying
it was the smell compared to, you can only
smell the chlorine when piss is in it.
Right, bro.
OK, yes, I'm taking his word for he didn't smell the chlorine
until the piss was in it.
I haven't conducted that test myself.
No, I have not.
Right.
Something that we can do, you guys want to do it?
It's simple.
Yeah, we'll do it one day.
Yeah, I mean.
But we'll know for sure?
Yeah, definitely.
OK.
But you're leaving like when?
Monday.
I'll be back Friday.
Wait, OK, so we'll do it Friday.
That Friday you come back?
Pretty sure he's going to want to rest a little bit.
Yeah, I'm probably going to want to lay down.
Yeah, but he could still know if he smells piss in that.
I'll just bring it back.
So you want to bring your piss to this nigga?
I sure will.
After he been flying all the way.
I even pissed on the side of the building.
What the fuck?
Like in a cup?
Now you're pissing on the side of the building.
You OK with pissing on the side of the building,
but not fucking in the pool?
Yeah.
That's totally not the same thing.
Brothers, man.
But what is wrong with it?
No, no, I know where you stay, bro.
Like you have neighbors.
Niggas can see his dick.
I piss on the side of my house all the time.
And your neighbors probably seen your dick.
So?
Oh, but that's cool.
I'm in my house.
No, no, you're not in your house.
You're by your house.
I'm at my house.
You're by your house, bro.
I'm at my house.
With your dick out in front of possible kids.
I had to piss.
No.
You could have went inside.
I couldn't make it.
That's why I pissed outside.
I could have pulled blood out of your dick.
Call it what you like.
I couldn't.
I just don't like it.
Better rather piss on the side of the house
than piss on myself.
Hey, man.
I don't like the way y'all picking and choosing this shit.
I don't like the way your moral compass is off.
My moral compass?
Man.
Yes.
Your morals are in question.
You just compared somebody squirting on this man's leg
to pissing on the side of a building.
Oh, no, no.
Like that's the same thing.
We were talking about pissing in the, uh.
Or pissing and fucking in the pool.
Sorry.
Yeah.
But either way, you dick out in public,
and then you dick out in public.
Like, it's the same difference.
Have you ever had sex in public?
Yes.
Your dick was out in public?
Yeah.
What's wrong?
You ever had to pee and been locked out the house?
No, but I had one outside my house too pissed
because the restrooms were occupied.
Oh, you even dumber than.
The restrooms were occupied.
So I had to go piss.
Wait, man.
You civilized bastard.
No, I'm not, because I'm going to go piss.
So somebody could have possibly seen you.
Yeah.
I don't have.
Like, I'm not the one sitting here picking and choosing.
Like, oh, no, my dick shouldn't be out here,
but my dick could be out here.
No.
Once my dick out, it's out.
The act of fucking is not the same as pissing.
Nigga, it's a dick.
Nigga, you see a dick.
You see a dick.
The act of fucking is not the same as the act of fucking,
Wayman.
You just said the same thing.
You did.
But I understand one point you're trying to drive home.
My thing is, once your dick is out, is it not out?
Yes or no?
It's nudity nudity.
My dick is out.
Yeah.
So then what do you do?
But if somebody sits on my penis.
Mm-hmm.
It's covered then.
That's actually maybe a little better.
I'm no longer participating in this conversation.
That now makes it a different act.
Because that's not an act that's supposed
to be done in public.
This is some stupid ass shit to try to defend, OK?
Yeah.
But you're saying.
It's like trying to say, do you have
a certificate that says you don't have donkey breasts?
You're saying piss.
Do you have a certificate?
Pissing should be done in public, but not fucking.
Pissing can be done in public.
But it shouldn't.
Both of them really shouldn't be done in public, bro.
Nigga, how you're conflating those two things
is beyond fucking me, bro.
This is wild.
You're not really fucking with me right now?
No, you are wild.
You're fucking with me.
You niggas are crazy.
You think the act of you pissing outside
is the same as you getting some pussy outside?
Yes, nigga.
The dick is out.
What are we doing?
Can you piss without being seen?
If somebody walked by, you could be pissing,
and they'd not see you.
Can you not?
It's possible.
Please, don't.
And people fuck without being seen really.
No, please, don't.
Don't?
Don't engage?
No.
I got to.
It's making me angry, though.
Can we?
Angry nigga?
Hey, you talk about it.
You see?
We don't need to feed into that, OK?
I got to know where he going with this dumb.
I don't, bro.
I don't.
Where we at?
I don't know where.
There's nowhere to go.
That's a synopsis.
You're worried about the why.
No.
I have to figure out the why, though.
I have to.
It's there.
It really is there.
It's not a matter.
You believe walking.
Rabbit hole.
If someone is walking past, and you're covered,
because most people don't just piss in the open.
You piss by a tree or on the side of the house or something.
Somewhere where you feel like you can turn your back.
Because you don't want to be seen.
Right.
Right?
Right.
You think that is the same effect as trying to have sex in public?
Like, you think the same?
Like, using a tree as an example, you think you could piss behind a tree
and not be seen?
Cool.
Do you think you can have sex behind said same tree
and somebody walking by and not see you?
But my man taking the L right now, bro.
Let's not make him take that L, bro.
He's wrong.
I ain't taking nothing.
I know.
What are we doing, bro?
You're serving it to the public for life, bro.
Just let him be done with quiet.
Again.
Just let him be done with quiet, bro.
If somebody sees your dick while you're pissing
and somebody sees your dick while you're fucking,
it's the same fucking principle.
That's the only thing I'm saying.
That's what I'm standing on.
OK.
If your son walked by and saw you pissing, cool.
If your son walked by and saw you fucking, you're not stopping?
Neither one is really cool.
Don't want your son walking by and seeing your dick.
Like, what do we do?
I mean, he has a dick, too.
Yeah, but you're not aiming for your child to see your dick.
I answered my question.
Yeah, I said it's the same.
I answered it already.
It's the same difference.
If he sees my dick, he sees my dick.
Like, what are we doing?
To him, intention doesn't mean anything.
It's just the simple fact that you're revealed.
So you're just as bad as the other thing that he saw.
Because none of these are good scenarios.
Neither one.
You're right.
Neither one of these.
You could accidentally see me pissing in the bathroom.
Bro, that doesn't matter to him.
You're going to be comfortable with that?
You're like, no, it's cool.
You're just supposed to see my dick.
When you're in a urinal, kind of.
You're supposed to see dick's urinals?
It's not a supposed to, but open urinals, you kind of expect.
You potty training him.
I've never seen a dick in a urinal.
You're not potty training your son?
Yeah.
You're not showing him how to stand up and use the bathroom?
Yeah, well, him standing up.
So you don't also stand up to use the bathroom to show him
how it's supposed to be done?
But even if I do, he's three right now.
Are you talking about at three?
Because at three, none of that shit really matters.
You see him fucking using.
We're talking about somebody at like six, seven,
someone there, right?
OK, six.
Yeah, no.
I don't want my six-year-old son seeing my dick again.
I know.
We're good.
We're past that.
That was only for training purposes.
So even if he just walk in the bathroom on you
while you're using the bathroom, say, son, close the door.
I'm using the bathroom.
If he walk in the bathroom and see you fucking,
are you going to keep fucking?
Yeah, get the fuck out.
What are we doing?
You going to stop?
You going to be like, oh, hold on.
I'm definitely stopping him.
You say you definitely stopping him?
I'm definitely stopping him.
Like, shut the fuck up, bro.
Yeah.
Because I didn't tell you to come in this goddamn bathroom
first.
Like, you got what your ass was.
Better get your little ass out.
That's a wild way.
OK.
All right.
I just took my man's little ass on my end.
Oh, my.
Winter over here, player.
Amen.
Listen, all respect to baby.
I'm vehemently against that thought process
that you have there, sir.
And that's all right, bro.
I ain't mad at you.
Yeah.
And I'm nasty, right?
Like, I'm into a lot of shit, sexually.
But I don't want nobody to see it.
Nobody.
And I don't equate what I do sexually as the same as pissing
in public.
I think that's two totally different types of things.
And his mind is all the same, bro.
Ain't you the same motherfucker that stood there watching
people fuck in the, what's the name?
What's that?
Love Shack?
Whatever that shit is.
Whatever he was watching, he wasn't doing.
So I'm not going down that road with you.
What's that shit?
You talking about I walked into a place and saw a show?
No, no, no.
It was just two older white people that were fucking.
Oh, no.
That wasn't me.
It wasn't you.
No.
I mean, like I said, even if they were watching,
they're not participating in what's going on.
No, but I'm saying they were great.
So you would not fuck.
Wait, what?
You wouldn't fuck in front of people
is what I'm finna ask you.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, I would.
So what the fuck are we?
Everyone is an aggrance to the fucking that's going on.
Like, what are you on, bro?
I'm not fucking in front of people
that didn't sign up for me.
Exactly.
They fuck in front of them.
If, yeah, I'm not fucking in front of a bunch of people
that didn't come to see me fuck.
But if I'm fucking in front of an audience,
I'm OK with that.
Like, people that wanted to be there, watch your way.
So somebody walked in when you was in the moves,
fucking you'd have been embarrassed.
You should be.
I was 16.
I'm sure you would have stopped.
Yeah, I was 16.
You should be.
They probably would have kicked me out.
Yeah, we know that.
But would you have been embarrassed?
Would you have been like, oh my god.
Yeah, I'd have been embarrassed.
I was 16.
So why would you even initiate it?
Why would you even do the act?
Because I was a horny 16-year-old.
Yeah, that's fine.
But why would you do the act if it's something
you're going to be embarrassed?
Because I was a horny 16-year-old.
And he got through it without having to feel the embarrassment.
No, we get that part.
But I'm saying.
Right, so that's why he did it.
He knew it was a problem.
He didn't know that he wouldn't be caught.
I'd have had sex in the.
He only assumed.
But you already have the question answered
of why he did what he wanted to do.
Would you do that now?
What?
Have sex in a place that you could possibly be caught.
If you got caught, would you be embarrassed?
I wouldn't be embarrassed.
I would, but I wouldn't be embarrassed.
Because I chose to do it.
I feel what you're saying.
Yeah, and I just wouldn't.
Yeah, that's fine.
I'm not saying you have to.
No, I'm just saying I wouldn't.
At 16, you wouldn't have been embarrassed
if you got caught having sex.
Oh, no, I want fucking 16.
Bruh, I'm just going to say this,
and I'm pretty sure everybody is going to resonate with this.
At some point in time, it was embarrassing to buy condoms,
bro.
Yes, I agree.
Bro.
You never will.
He has, because we've talked about that before.
So whatever you blocked out, I don't want to hear.
It wasn't buying.
I got you to do it because of my mother.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
See, now you even tell about yourself.
No, not to buy, but when I found the one in the fucking drive.
I know what you're talking about.
But I've never been embarrassed to buy condoms.
I've always been able to go into it.
That's why I say I was embarrassed to buy a tampon.
I don't give a fuck about none of that shit.
Right.
When was I embarrassed about condoms, did I tell you?
In high school.
I was embarrassed to buy condoms till I got to college.
When did you fucking get high school?
No, I get it.
And I got the condom from who?
I forget.
No, I guess.
But we've had a conversation about you standing
at a corner, standing at a counter about to buy some condoms.
And it was like, it felt weird to talk to the people about them.
I never said you used it.
What?
Never said they should use the condom.
I think you got me confused.
No, I do not.
But OK, a mistake in identity.
Let's move on.
Buying condoms, it was a weird experience as a kid.
Because a lot of things are embarrassing as a child.
Because you don't feel like you're supposed
to be doing it anyway.
So it wasn't the fact that I would have been embarrassed
about the sex, that I was embarrassed because I got
caught in the act of doing anything that wasn't supposed
to be done, especially in public.
That's just like saying, would you be embarrassed
if you got caught stealing?
So have you had sex in a public place since you was older?
Yes.
Would you have been embarrassed if you got caught then?
Probably not, because I probably would have been.
I wouldn't be embarrassed.
I would feel stupid that I'm somewhere where somebody's
catching me having sex right now.
But yeah, as a kid, a lot of shit should be embarrassing.
Especially because you got caught.
That's the thing.
And that was just in public, because I got caught fucking
in my house and I wasn't embarrassed when I was a kid.
What you felt like?
You knew you should be fucking?
Oh, you was a rude ass kid anyway.
I could just see you saying, close the door.
Close the door.
You was rude as shit when you was young.
I just looked back and my mama closed the door.
The girl was embarrassed, but I was.
I bet she was.
I told this cool wiki, she was like, no.
No, I'm going to go ahead and get out of here, bruh.
Yeah, my sister done walked in the room with me,
but I was in my own spot.
Yeah, you've been in your own spot for like 30 years.
Yeah, that's fine.
She just walked in and it was like, I'm not stopping.
Close the door.
And it's different.
Never had to deal with that.
That's your sister in your house.
Yeah.
Totally not the same thing.
My mom in her house.
Very different.
But I didn't have either of those scenarios.
You never got caught fucking?
Never?
Wow, good job.
I can't say that.
I got caught by my little brother too.
Oh, we weren't doing that.
Hold on.
Wait, Harrison, did that feel like a child or your son,
so to speak, kicked you?
Well, he couldn't see me.
He couldn't see the act.
He just caught me fucking.
Like she was sitting on top of me.
What do you mean, and see you?
Like he could see her on top of me.
I was sitting on the bed.
She was straddled on top of me, covered up.
So he couldn't see.
He saw your legs.
I had clothes on.
He still saw your leg.
Wait, whoa.
He saw my leg.
And he said like, leg.
He said my clothes and my leg disappeared.
We do know, yes, that clothes won't make you.
Bro.
My legs had clothes.
If she's on top of you, where are your legs?
Your legs should be extended somewhere.
Yeah, they were extended.
That would probably be the first thing that he saw.
But he couldn't see any action.
He couldn't see your face.
He couldn't see no action.
Bro, if he saw her on top, was she still moving?
No, it was like eight.
No.
So she just turned into a roach.
She stopped.
Yeah.
He turned into a roach.
I don't see.
Why would she turn into a roach?
Nigga, every time I turn on the light for roaches, dead,
pause.
I don't know what kind of roach it was.
It's scary.
I don't know what kind it was either.
It was creative, though, because it's like,
nigga, I still see you even though you stopped running.
He couldn't see any action, but I consider that being caught.
You can not catch.
You got to.
That was the only time you got caught?
Probably not.
You ain't never had nobody walk in on you having sex.
Not that I can recall that wasn't supposed
to walk into the room.
Somebody's son walked in on them giving me head.
Oh, now that scene, you think she was embarrassed?
I don't know.
I wasn't.
You a piece of shit.
How about that?
You a piece of shit.
You don't care that he's traumatized from that?
Man, trauma, that shit is fake, bro.
It's good.
You know how many women have sucked his dick by now?
It'd be fine.
I think he said it.
I think he's.
Or maybe he doesn't like oral sex because he saw his mama.
That would be wild, bro.
That would be wild.
No, no, bitch, I saw my dick.
I saw my mama sucking dick.
That would be wild.
And you don't even care.
No.
Not even a little bit.
What, you want me to go talk to him?
You know that's a thing for some dudes, right?
That would be nice.
I don't know what it is.
That's a thing for some dudes.
They caught their mom engaged in sex,
and now they cannot engage in those exes.
Are you serious?
That's really a thing?
Yeah.
Makes sense to me.
So have y'all ever caught anybody?
Your parents.
I caught my parents.
Have you caught your parents?
I have not.
I caught my parents.
Yeah, I walked in on my parents.
I ran out.
I was in the bed.
My dad was trying to get in.
I was in the bed.
Whoa.
I woke up.
And this is, I got up.
I said, get off my mom.
My daddy got up, grabbed me.
Took your ass.
Butt ass naked.
Took me in my room, laid me on my bed,
went back in there, finished handling the business.
Yeah, we're supposed to.
Yeah, I agree.
I ain't wasn't nothing wrong with me.
Just gave my hooray for the job.
You gave your hooray for what?
Man, that was difficult to get through.
Yeah, I caught my parents.
That shit was, look at me.
That was hilarious.
The thing that makes it bad, though,
is I remember when I saw my dad naked.
But it was for some very bad shit that was going on.
That was traumatic.
I remember that.
Yeah, that was so.
Yeah, but I never saw him naked.
That's not the same.
He wasn't naked voluntarily.
Yeah, no.
Yeah.
If he had his choice in that situation,
he wouldn't have been naked.
Yeah.
Never been caught, never seen anybody.
That's it.
That's, yeah, that is.
Man, you're winning out here.
Wait, you know what?
I take that back.
OK, he's lost.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I was fucking a girl in her dorm,
and then her homegirl walked in.
So I guess that was me.
That's a caught.
Yeah, she wasn't expecting to see that.
She definitely said, I was not expecting to see that.
Have you ever fucking in front of people?
In front of an audience?
Yeah.
Have people watch?
Yeah, I've been to one of those sex club things.
And been to the rooms.
Like, me and her was on people fucking.
It was weird.
People just looking.
I was like, yeah, we can go.
This gold room smells like piss.
Like, we can get the fuck out of here.
I've never been to a sex club.
It was not appealing.
And not like what the movie's making it look like?
No.
It might have been some nice people in there.
I felt like Trump.
It was some very nice people.
But not my style.
It was just weird.
I'm a voyeur.
I would consider myself a voyeur.
I'll watch people have sex.
Yeah, I would too.
It would have been great to see other people in there.
Engaged in the act?
Yeah.
Would you consider yourself a voyeur?
Or do you like an audience?
No, a voyeur you'd like to watch.
Oh, yeah, I don't mind if you would.
I don't mind if you watch.
But what I like to watch, girl on girl.
See, I'm even simpler, right?
Yeah, that was a good old day.
I like watching girls dance in the club.
Like, regular clubs.
And the girls that don't want to dance with the other,
they just dare dance by themselves.
With their own girls?
Yeah.
I like watching them dance.
Until they get interrupted every three minutes
by some horny nigga jumping in there like,
dude, just sit the fuck down.
What I used to hate is, y'all might not remember this, right?
But like, shit would happen at house parties, shit like that.
But when a girl, like let's say it's a girl,
we got, us three have a girl.
And she's willing to show us titties and pussy,
shit like that.
And then niggas will walk by trying to touch her.
Touch her, bro.
Oh, yeah.
That was the-
You talking about the bounce, baby.
Yeah, nigga, what are you doing?
Nick, stop, bro.
Yeah.
Stop, we got it, bro.
We're just looking right now.
She's not even going, she gone, bro.
Why you grabbing her, bro?
What are you doing?
We're at the observation point.
Like, we're only observing.
My God, I used to hate them niggas.
Yeah, too eager, bro.
Like, pussy is not hard to find.
It's easy.
Yeah, you just gotta go with the one that likes you, though.
That's probably the hardest.
Yeah, speaking about it.
I think that's just your perspective, bro.
Speaking about it.
I'm only speaking from my perspective.
Yeah, I think some people, you know what?
I wonder if it's that they think it's hard to find
or whether it actually is hard to find for them.
Whichever way you tell yourself, you're right.
Yeah.
If you tell yourself you can't,
you tell yourself you can't.
Either way, you're right.
Like the 40 year old virgin.
Yeah.
I like women so much, I completely stay away from them.
Putting a pussy on the pedestal.
And I feel like Ricky Bobby.
I wake up in the morning, I piss excellence.
Every goddamn day I do.
Yeah.
I have, to be a five foot four overweight man,
I can say that I've never really had a problem
getting women.
Yeah.
Are you back to being overweight now?
Yeah, I'm back to fat.
Okay, good to know.
I'm back.
I'll probably not be fat in a minute again,
cause I'm finna go.
Get in it.
Yeah, yes sir.
Yes sir.
Hey man, this time next year,
we're gonna be like different people, bro.
Absolutely.
Hopefully richer.
Hopefully.
With a successful podcast.
Yeah.
Cause as you go off to your new journey,
I start a new certification journey on Monday.
Okay.
And it's gonna take up the next 10 weeks.
Oh man, that's awesome.
So yeah, no, I'm excited.
Yeah.
Definitely excited.
See, we could've talked about that.
We wanna talk about drugs.
Yeah, drugs are cool for you.
Drugs are cool for you.
Not necessarily my bag, but cool for you.
I've been having a great time today, guys.
I ain't mad at you.
I had a great time too.
I had a great time today.
Even just talking about this shit with you guys,
it's a great time.
Oh yeah, for sure.
You see how going off, doing great things,
I'm just the same thing.
I mean, but you're,
you're an anomaly, bro.
Like you've been holding shit down for so long
that you don't have to go anywhere.
He's the hook.
That's what I'm saying.
Like you don't have to.
You're the person that keeps everything together.
Like you are the glue.
You're a glue guy on a basketball team.
You're the glue guy.
This all sounds like it's going into a comedy right now.
You're the glue guy.
Man, why would you ever stop that, speaking of which?
What, the standup?
Yeah, bro.
I don't know.
Like I wanted to start back with every time I get ready
to start back, I don't know what happens.
Yeah, he's just being a pussy.
Probably.
He's in his own way.
With more stuff to do.
Yeah, just like, why don't I write more?
Cause I'm being a pussy.
I'm in my own way.
And the writing process be bugging me
because coming from the rap world,
like when people like, you know, I wasn't really a writer.
Mm-hmm.
So I-
I mean, you were.
Yeah, I were, but I was.
I was.
Your hands sucked up.
I already did.
Yeah, but you know, I never really like,
when I wrote, I would have to remember my stuff
because we never knew when we was going to the studio.
Yeah, no, I understand.
So I had to always be ready.
Mm-hmm.
So I would write it
and I wouldn't even necessarily write it to a beat.
I just wrote-
Yeah, no, you're very talented, sir.
And then I would fit it.
Fit it to the beat, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
You're very talented, sir.
Yeah, so.
I did not operate that way, sir.
Yeah, not with you.
It took me forever to write two bars.
Okay.
Oh, it did, Nick.
Well, you got in that closet,
you made motherfucking magic, sir.
Yeah.
Whenever you have something on your heart, bro,
really don't take it that long.
Yeah, you just gotta say it.
That shit come out, yeah.
Mm-hmm.
That's still one of the best songs I think you ever did.
Yeah, no.
I agree.
I listen to it at least twice a year.
Yeah, that shit was-
Yeah.
My most introspective, I don't think I ever recorded it.
But it wasn't a factual situation.
It was just something that I wrote.
That I wrote.
Could have been a good screenplay.
No, it was a song.
It was a verse.
No, it would have been considered a full song.
But I wrote it to In My Mind.
Oh yeah, I remember you saying that.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I remember that too.
I never got a chance to record it though.
Yeah, I mean, shit.
I should have.
I think I still remember it.
Yeah, I'm like,
pull out the beat.
You got the goddamn seduction on that though.
That shit was hard.
I do not remember it.
You got half of it on what's the name?
You got everything.
I don't have anything.
Yeah, on the song, you put it on each song.
The second verse you did.
Jericho?
I didn't put a verse on Jericho.
I did a poem on Jericho.
Yeah, it wasn't Jericho.
I'm trying to think about what other songs y'all have done.
It comes to my head.
But yeah, no, I'll play it for you one day.
You put it on each.
The only thing I can remember is White Teas and Haraches.
I don't even remember the poem I did on Jericho.
Like a lot of shit that I did.
Like this.
Oh yeah, that shit big hard.
Yeah.
I forgot how the whole hook go.
I'm gonna give it to her like she want to.
I do remember.
And I won't miss.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
You put your, I think you put the second verse.
Damn, that fuck up.
Cause that'll go on lame niggas that can rap.
That'll probably get out of volume two.
Damn.
But I had to find the white light for years.
And then you got the sound fired on here.
Like your verse couldn't get played on there.
But that song go hard.
So yeah, nah.
Yeah, that's going on lame niggas that can rap
when I find it.
No fuck that bitch.
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
I ain't never say he wasn't talented.
Yeah, true.
Nah, he never did that buddy.
Yeah.
Dude was, yeah, made me.
Extremely talented, yeah.
I tried to get a nigga critique.
That nigga said, nope.
I said, I don't want to do it like that.
Oh.
You're an artist, baby.
Yeah, nah, that's about it.
Shit.
Like he legit was like,
I'm the only person that he'll take.
And I was just like, all right, that's cool.
And we stopped talking to him.
That about a bitch.
And he did some lame shit.
That was lame niggas that can rap.
Man.
It's amazing how many we go through.
I think we take that shit for granted to be true.
Cause we have such a solid core.
The amount of fucked up niggas that be around and disappear.
Cause they don't ever make it too far.
Well, they be around for some years sometimes.
Yeah.
Nah, they do.
Yeah, it's crazy.
Man, before we get out of here, bro,
you gonna speak on the disrespect or lack of disrespect?
Do you think it's disrespectful
for a man to pick up your girl in front of you
while he's hugging her?
Is this disrespectful?
I'm not happy about that situation.
Okay.
That's all I can say.
Like I might put a smile on my face
and it's just like that one moment.
Like the awkward smile?
Yeah.
But I'm not gonna let that consume my day.
That was 15 seconds of some fuck shit
that I didn't wanna see
and I'm not gonna make it a lifetime.
But this kinda like the Chris Brown situation to me.
Yeah.
It's party to that.
Yeah.
I don't really, I don't know if I'm gonna care that much.
Like I'll probably be upset for a second.
Like he said, I'd be like, oh, that's a bullshit.
And it depends on the intent.
Like he said.
If it pieces together in my mind
of she's way more excited to see him
than I've ever seen her.
Or if the hug makes me feel like they've been fucking before.
I mean, he picked her up, bro.
Like, and she gave a little like type.
That don't make-
I mean, Megan Good was smiling like-
Bro, that seemed like they cuddled in their pajamas
after other occasions where they've eaten breakfast.
Like, no, they spent a lot of time doing nothing.
Y'all putting a lot of-
On that hug?
Yes, I am.
Bro, but it's in front of me, bro.
Yes, I am.
I don't know who's more disrespectful, her or him.
Her?
Definitely her.
I don't know, cause that-
Cause she allows it.
He knows though.
But she allows it.
She allows it.
That's like, if you catch a girl fucking,
you mad at the dude or her.
But a hug is a-
If you catch a girl fucking,
you mad at the dude or her.
Oh, definitely her.
That's right, cause she had to lay down to get naked.
But we saying-
She had to allow her.
If she went in for a civil,
maybe thinking it was a church hug,
and this nigga grab her and pick her up.
Oh, no.
He-
His situation, he-
You just see the video?
That was consensual.
He stooped down.
He got-
That was-
He got in position to-
You say she seen the gun,
but you remember this?
Yeah, she was ready for that one, man.
And she's like, yes, I do remember.
Yeah, that's crazy.
You, that, is it breakup words to you?
No.
Depending on how that conversation go, bro.
Cause we're gonna talk.
We gotta talk about it, right?
I mean, don't women say communication is key?
I'm okay with the-
And that situation-
Because I'm from the adage, right,
of never let somebody get comfortable disrespect to you.
You from Atlanta, nigga.
Nigga, that's adage.
Yeah, bruh.
But-
She's got a choice to make, bruh.
If you feel disrespectful,
then you should have a conversation about it.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
And if she plays it to the left,
which most women probably will,
that ain't-
See, you gotta hit you, bro.
If she hit you with the,
he like my brother.
I gotta go.
Oh, you-
Bitch, you suck that dick.
I'm not in there.
If she hit you with the,
he like my brother,
you had that nigga dick in your throat down to his balls.
More than once, more than once.
I don't like it.
Do not, these are two,
do not tell me two things.
Oh, he's like my brother.
That's one.
And when do I have time to cheat?
Yeah, nah, I don't like-
Anytime?
I do those either.
I don't, my thing is-
I can't be mad a second,
cause I really have asked that.
Like, what the fuck is that?
But I legit didn't have time.
You never see a problem with something
that you doing good, dumb ass.
But got now, yeah,
she got a choice to make.
If she hugging niggas like that in front of, like bitch.
So you gotta have a conversation too.
No, there's no conversation.
Oh, you just gonna stand there nigga,
pick, walk, walk one way or the other.
If you walk to him, you walk to me.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You know what, you know what the conversation to be?
You planning on hanging out more with him or me.
You gonna ask that right there in that moment?
Yeah.
Now what if she say him?
If she say him, then go ahead.
I don't need to be there.
What if she says you?
Then okay, then I'm good.
Like where would-
But if you walk away and she follow you, like what?
What you mean?
I didn't say I was walking away.
No, no, I'm saying like if you do choose to,
like oh, and she walk,
I'm back, hello, where you going?
Like, is that not the same?
No, that's definitely the same,
but it's like, maybe I should have said
she made her choice already.
Okay, so you said she made a choice.
Yeah, that's what I should have said
because there's nothing in them
that couldn't have just, when they saw each other,
what's up?
It's a fist bump.
They didn't have to do all that.
But what if it's been a long time since I've seen you?
I get that, look, and my ego will not,
like it will not allow me to be a party to that situation.
Like it just won't.
If you shows me that you're way more excited
to see somebody than you've ever seen me.
But how do you know that
if she's never been that excited to see him?
What do you mean?
Yeah, like what if she gives him the same type of hugs?
Same level, same thing.
Now see, now that's the disrespectful part to me.
Oh, cause the same thing?
Because if my job as your man,
I have to be willing to die for you, right?
And you give me the same hug you give this nigga
who don't do, like, but y'all know my stance on side.
Nigga's like, y'all know, ugh.
My thing is, like, we've kind of discussed,
like just don't rub that shit in my face.
You can have that energy and all that shit,
but I don't need to know that.
If you're just blatantly putting it in my face
and it's like, yeah, you've made that, bitch, I ain't.
I come home from work every day.
You tell me this is the need to be white.
Like, you see this nigga and it's just, oh my God.
Like, yeah, nah, I don't like that.
But you know what?
Put that pussy in my face.
The sad part about it.
I ain't got no worries, don't you?
If you, I feel as though,
if you want to have that conversation
and you bring up how you're feeling about that hug,
then you might be considered a sassy nigga.
No, you are sassy.
Like, but how's that being sassy, bro?
Like, inquiring about it.
Because you expressing the feeling.
You ain't supposed to express no feeling.
I just talked to you about the bitch that borrowed money
from me and got mad when I brought it back up
that she never paid it to me.
Like, how are you offended?
You ain't supposed to, she ain't supposed to borrow shit.
Like, she a woman.
Had you put your dick in her?
Years ago.
You ain't supposed to bring that back up.
What do you mean, no?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
These niggas, they ain't they sassy or they feel it.
You ain't they just sassy.
It's just weird.
They ain't having feelings in general, it's sassy.
Like, you can't wear that badge
that we smashed once for years.
So yeah, you should just.
But you gotta think about what you said.
You fucked for 45 minutes to an hour and a half.
Like, she feels some kind of repayment is needed.
Nigga, she lets you hunch on top of her for an hour and a half.
Yeah, that's like seven or eight of my sessions.
So that was a full-on relationship.
Yeah, that one didn't last that long, though, guys.
I know, priest rooms.
Yeah, that was when I was first dabbling over
into the other side, but I never fucked her.
What other side?
Of doing shrooms.
My God.
Yeah, that was when I was first about to do shrooms.
Before your steroids era.
I hadn't done it yet.
What?
Before your steroids.
That's what I call your shrooms, your steroids.
You know what I mean?
You was pre-Barry Bonds.
Pre-San Francisco.
Skinny, skinny, skinny Barry Bonds.
You can get a hit, but you wasn't
smacking that hoe out the park.
I'm gonna tell you like this.
You was a bastard.
Because I think highly of you, right?
You just mad because you Kobe and I'm shit.
I don't give a fuck.
What are you talking about?
Kobe turned out to be the man.
Yeah, like what we doing?
He's the one that was...
Yeah, but it was still beefing and all that.
But why was Kobe wasn't mad at shit?
And even Shaq said he fucked up somewhere
and he was mad at shit.
After Kobe passed Shaq, he wasn't mad at Shaq no more.
What I'm saying is Kobe was mad
because Shaq didn't have to put in as much effort
as he did to be who he was.
Yeah, he said Shaq was lazy.
Yeah, that's your Kobe.
You call Lil Wayne lazy?
No, I'm calling myself lazy.
No, actually you're not lazy.
You're putting in way more work, nigga.
I would be more Shaq, cause nigga, I'm just good at it.
I'm just using it.
I'm just right here putting in the hole.
You the one that gotta go in there
and put up 100 shots a day just to goddamn give in the game.
I have to.
Oh, you say you have to.
I don't have to.
Well then don't do it.
Don't do it and put the clock on.
Put the clock on your ass then, nigga.
What I'm saying is,
it's just the era of you think you being better
cause you do what you do.
I think I better cause I do what I do.
I'm just calling you BBL Scotty.
You can call me BBL Scotty.
You can.
And then I'm gonna drop got now,
go views on your ad,
get somebody to got now write me some hot 16
and then I'm gonna go,
I'm about your ad got now.
I win either way it go.
Even when I lose.
Man, it was a gladiator like that.
Like he wasn't, he was like royalty,
but he wanted to be gladiator.
And the only reason he won all his battles
is cause his opponents couldn't hurt him.
Nigga, where the fuck did that come from?
I don't know.
Intrusive thoughts wins again.
I just thought it was hilarious that they let this make a lot.
And the, was it even medieval time when it was gladiators?
Amen.
Time before self.
I would say you get back in the car,
but I think we all been on our old got them biceps.
Man, I've been on the got damn rocket ship
since I came in here.
So I don't know.
Gladiator times was 1975.
Wow, I don't think that's right.
It's 1975.
I don't think that's right at all.
These had shields and swords and afro.
I think that was just a big car
that you could think about sir in 75.
But them gladiators, they probably had some horses.
Some carriages.
No, it was 75.
Horses was definitely one of them.
75. 75.
In the future?
No, 1975.
1975, 19.
19?
That's my, that's my.
How many 75s you supposed to have though?
19.
What have I wanted?
20 of them.
Not that yet.
What the fuck are you guys talking about?
Seven.
What the hell?
Seven.
All seven of them?
All both of them.
By that time guy then.
Thank y'all for listening to this episode.
One more hit them with the socials.
You still ain't got them.
He's terrible at his job.
But it's definitely unapologetically
masculine on Facebook.
They will be in the description though.
UML sauce on Instagram.
Either way, check the description.
Apple podcast is unapologetically masculine slash light sauce.
I was definitely unapologetically masculine everywhere.
Everywhere you can pull that up.
Yeah.
Check us out.
I think y'all will enjoy this.
Yeah.
Appreciate y'all man.
Be out.
Tell them what we love.
I buy you a dollar.
I buy you loyalty.
I buy you respect.
Okay.