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8 p .m. CST, it's wartime time! Good evening,
citizens of Super Earth. Joe Turner here, bringing
you the hard -hitting facts straight from the
front lines. The war wage is on, and no one can
afford to look away. From Rasp's last stand to
the bleak fall of Mort and Mog, there's no telling
where we'll be next. Hold tight, because we're
about to break it all down for you. This is...
GNR 107, your daily wartime update. It's 8 o
'clock, 327 of 2185. Up next, Penny Lively with
the tech update. We'll be right back after this
break. 20 years after the bloodiest bug battle
of his career, Mr. Stone, known now as Bulldog,
was dragged back into the past. Haunted by loss,
pulled by duty, he returned to the planet that
nearly broke him and walked through the doors
of Steel Horizon to find old ghosts at the bar.
But memories didn't wait. As the stories spilled
out, so did the truth. A recon mission gone wrong,
mutated bugs, and a company caught in a fight
they never saw coming. Old flames reignited,
soldiers fell, and command demanded the impossible.
Now, with the team bloodied but alive, retreating
under the Eagle's protection, they face a grim
new reality. The galaxy -wide war thought to
be over did not end so abruptly. It's just evolved.
The battle at the outpost was brutal. We held
the line, but it cost us. Two soldiers didn't
make it back, and six more were injured. Two
of them were sent to the local trauma center,
while the rest were patched up on site. The convoy
returned under the cover of dusk. The final miles
blessedly quiet, no sign of the bugs following
us. But the silence didn't bring us peace. Inside
the outpost, the work continued. Weapons cleaned,
equipment repaired, and wounds tended to. Everyone
knew this wasn't the end. Just a momentary lull
before the next storm. And while the sun dipped
below the horizon, the real work was just beginning.
Grayson's recon team was deep into decoding the
genetic makeup of these bugs, searching for answers
we desperately needed. This April episode three
comes to all platforms. Watch the production
live on Twitch next week with Joe Turner 107.
Make sure to watch episodes one and two as episode
three will be coming this April. You don't want
to miss it. It's packed with fixes and tweaks
that will make your life a lot easier on the
battlefield. Here's what you need to know. The
LAS -58 Talon has finally been optimized with
the proper reload mechanic, meaning no more mid
-battle overheating. The Liberator Concussive
also got a smooth overhaul, slightly more ammo
capacity, and better ergonomics. Consider it
your new best friend in tough situations. We've
also worked hard on multiplayer stability. Quick
play matchmaking should now run smoother, and
you'll notice fewer crashes overall. That's one
less thing to worry about when you're focused
on the fight. And of course, the Penrose Energy
Siphon is doing its thing. This could make all
the difference in slowing the Singularity's path.
Fingers crossed that it holds. Stay sharp, Helldivers.
You know the drill. Report any issues with your
gear, and make sure you're ready to roll out.
That's all for now. Thanks, Penny. All right,
let's dive into today's developments. It's been
a week full of chaos, but there are still gleams
of hope. RASP's defense is looking solid, expecting
a win by 1600 hours today. That's a big win.
but Mort and Mog are in critical danger. We've
got less than 12 hours before they fall. The
Illuminate are pushing hard, and it's getting
ugly fast. On a brighter note, Dolph might just
be the next success story, but it's not a done
deal. We'll need a week to know for sure. And
Ivis? It's still a ticking clock. The Penrose
energy siphon is doing what it can, but did it
reach it in time? We're looking at an uphill
battle in Mort, Mog, and Dolph. But for now,
our focus is clear. Slow down the singularity
and protect Super Earth's core. No room for hesitation.
That's your wartime breakdown. Up next, Bulldog
with a Democracy Report. automaton incineration
corps. These bots aren't just here to fight.
They're here to burn everything in their path.
Reports from Probus and Wazen are coming in hot.
These upgraded automaton units are relentless.
They're equipped for area denial, tearing through
the battlefield with precision, forcing us back,
and making it harder to rescue civilians. They
heat their back and could fry any standard defense.
They're not just more deadly, they're smarter.
Their enhanced AI is locking down our usual tactics,
keeping us on our toes with better coordination
than we've ever seen. Their dropships are reinforced,
making them tougher to take down. These bots
are engineered to hold ground, and if we don't
respond fast, We'll be fighting an uphill battle.
We can't just charge in and hope for the best.
It's all about strategy. Pack the heaviest firepower.
Get tactical. And hit them where it hurts. No
more defense. Now's the time to go on the offensive.
We can't just charge in and hope for the best.
It's all about strategy. Pack the heaviest firepower.
Get tactical. and hit them where it hurts. No
more defense. Now's the time to go on the offensive.
High Command's order is clear. Suppress those
Illuminate invasions. The longer we hold them
back, the more time we buy for our counter -offensives.
The siphon's ticking, but we need more than that.
This is critical. Helldivers, Super Earth's future
depends on it. I'm heading out to check out the
situation for myself. Updates from the field
soon. Stay sharp. And remember, this is Bulldog
signing off. There's a long road ahead. Introducing
Cofreedom, the coffee that's brewed for the brave
and served steaming with valor. Each cup is a
bold declaration of your commitment to freedom,
crafted from the finest beans harvested from
the liberated corners of the galaxy. As you face
the day's battles, let Cofreedom be your fuel.
The rich, robust flavor isn't just coffee. It's
a salute to the fearless. Welcome to tonight's
Table of Three, Helldivers. We've got a battle
of ideas shaping up as we debate critical decisions.
Do we hope the Penrose energy siphon succeeds,
or do we focus on holding back the automaton
forces? It's a question of strategy, and only
one path will get us through. We've got Commander
Thorn here, a veteran strategist who believes
activating the siphon is the way forward. She
argues that slowing the singularity's growth
now is the key to buying us the time we desperately
need. Commander Thorn, you've made your position
clear. But tell us, why do you believe now is
the time to act? We cannot afford to delay any
longer, Joe. The singularity is growing, and
if we don't act now, it will be too late. The
longer we wait, the more we risk losing everything.
Slowing the Singularity's growth will buy us
the time we need to secure our position before
it consumes everything in its path. Major Darnell
believes that holding back the automaton forces
is our immediate concern. Major, why is securing
our defenses a higher priority for you? I get
the gravity of the Singularity, but we can't
just rush the siphon without securing our position
first. If we lose our supply lines and resources,
we won't be able to keep up the fight. Automaton
forces are relentless, and if we don't stop them,
we'll have nothing left to defend. Lucas, I understand,
but if we wait until we're secure, we may be
too late. The Singularity is a galactic -scale
threat that needs immediate action. Every second
we delay, more worlds are at risk. We have to
act now or there won't be anything left to protect.
We can't stop the singularity if we're wiped
out first. We need strong defenses and working
supply lines to keep fighting. Without that,
the siphon won't make a difference. We must hold
the line before we consider our next move. The
siphon buys us the time we need to secure everything
else, Lucas. If we hesitate now, we risk losing
everything we've fought for. We need to act before
it's too late. We have to prioritize defense,
Alara. The automaton forces are relentless. Once
we secure our position, we can activate the siphon
with the strength we need to win. Commander Thorn,
you argue that time is of the essence, while
Major Darnell emphasizes securing our defenses
first. It's clear both paths have high stakes,
but only one can lead us forward. Helldivers,
it's in your hands. Should we act now to slow
the singularity? Or do we hold the line and make
sure we have the strength to fight back? The
choice is up to you. Stay tuned. We'll be back
after a quick break to wrap this up. Hey everyone,
it's Grant, also known as Joe Turner. I've set
up two new Twitch accounts, and I want to tell
you all about them. One account is dedicated
to all things Helldivers. You'll get a behind
-the -scenes look at what it takes to bring the
show to life. Next Friday, I'll be live -streaming
the editing process for this show. So if you've
ever wondered how it all comes together, you
can see it firsthand. I'll also be editing the
miniseries on the stream, so come hang out, ask
questions, and chat. In addition to the Helldivers
content, I've been building something special.
A world I call Britannia. It's an alternate history
where Rome prioritized its navy just as much
as its legions. This world is set in Terranova,
which you might recognize as North America. I've
been creating short stories and diving deep into
the lore. And what I once thought would take
20 years to build, I'm now able to create thanks
to the power of AI. So if you're interested in
world building, alternate history, or just want
to join me on this creative adventure, check
it out. Be part of something new. Let's explore
this world together. Can't wait to see you there.
Don't forget to follow and check out the links
below. So don't miss on this fun adventure. Helldivers,
stakes are high and decisions way heavy. We've
got Rasp and Mog secured, but Mort? Still on
the edge. We're counting on you to make sure
those worlds are secure. But we won't know if
it's enough until it's too late. Meanwhile, the
war for Super Earth rages on. Repel the incineration
core. Slow the singularity. Both are our priorities.
Super Earth's last transmission wants us to focus
heavily on the Illuminate. Go where your galaxy
map shows. Until tomorrow, keep your heads down,
your weapons primed, and your loyalty to the
mission unwavering. This is Joe Turner, signing
off. Stay vigilant, Helldivers.