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Here's your daily wartime update Super Earth's
fight is never late Joe Turner's got your vital
dose With Penny and Bulldog, we're keeping you
close Here's your daily wartime update. Reporting
the front lines, don't be late. With Joe and
the team, we're on the case. Keeping you safe
in this wartime race. Tune in tonight for updates
that shine. 8PM CST, it's wartime time! Good
evening, citizens of Super Earth. and fearless
Helldivers across the galaxy. This is Joe Turner
on GNR 107 coming to you live at 8 p .m. sharp
with our daily wartime update. Tonight, we spotlight
fresh intel from the Ministry of Defense, the
heated battles raging across multiple fronts,
and the tough choices that will define our victory
in this war. Advice from the Ministry of Defense
for all Helldivers. Enemy forces stage their
attacks on our planets from an originating planet.
Liberating the originating planet will end the
enemy attack immediately. In the current wartime
context, liberating Beckviem III would end the
current Atomton attacks on Charon Prime and Gelheim.
Here's the lineup for our broadcast. Pain Lively
will break down the biggest improvements and
bug fixes in a brand new technical patch for
the Super Destroyer interface. I'll guide you
through the major events of the past week from
planetary skirmishes to mass evacuations and
half -built blockades. Bulldog brings a frontline
report about the automaton incineration corps,
those new fire -loving metal monsters scorching
entire war zones. We'll wrap up with our Table
of Three debate in which two expert voices clash
over how best to save us all from the looming
singularity threat. Stay right here on GNR 107.
Democracy might be tested, but it never surrenders.
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for the heart of democracy. Welcome back, Helldivers.
Penny Lively here with your tech update. Let's
cut straight to it. The recent patch update has
weapons and stratagem adjustments. Assault rifles,
SMGs, and shotguns all received a damage or rate
of fire increase. If you are frustrated by underperforming
gear, rejoice. Your standard arsenal now packs
a heavier punch. Exosuits and rocket pods. A
select few, including the Patriot and Emancipator,
gained extra uses. That means more unstoppable
firepower before you run dry. Stability in crashes.
Key fixes target those pesky out -of -sync issues
and poor network conditions and high particle
density. In short, fewer sudden dropouts when
the battlefield heats up. Social fixes. Lobbies
in lower activity regions should populate more
smoothly. Friend list updates are no longer glitchy.
And kicking or muting troublemakers is now easier.
Borderline Justice Warbond launched on March
20th. It brings a new set of premium equipment.
A fix for the missing Deadeye rifle went live
as well. Anyone who purchased it and saw it vanish
should now have the item restored. Miscellaneous
tweaks include memory leaks patched, democracy
space station UI back to normal, and emotes are
behaving again. So go ahead and salute, dance,
or wave that freedom flag bug free. Current known
concerns. Some Helldivers still experience infinite
screaming or bizarre audio loops post mission.
The Ministry of Defense acknowledges it's a bug.
Do try to remain calm and keep your squad's morale
intact until a fix arrives. Adaptation is our
lifeblood, Helldivers. If your gear is feeling
off or you spot a glitch, log it, report it,
and keep that democracy rolling. This is Penny
Lively signing off from the tech desk. Stay informed,
stay effective, and stay alive. wartime breakdown,
let's talk about the day -by -day chaos sweeping
the galaxy. Planetary conflict escalation, March
14th to the 20th. Aconar secundus, Finura 3,
Almarc 7. It's been a parade of major invasions.
Some held, some fell, and some are still in the
thick of it. Mordesh stands out. Full planetary
evacuation warnings were broadcasted earlier
this week. Signals from high command flickered
in and out, but the message was clear, get out
or get lost. Meanwhile, that partial blockade
around meridian singularity made progress. We
managed to build some hasty defenses, but it's
not enough dark energy infiltration remains a
massive concern. Partial blockade construction.
Our held divers contributed resources aplenty,
yet we still ended up short for a perfect blockade.
So we bought ourselves a bit of time, but the
threat is far from over. The new plan. Build
and eventually deploy the Penrose energy siphon.
A one -shot device to hamper the singularity.
It's big, it's risky, and it requires an E -710
in colossal amounts. So keep scavenging folks.
The Mordesh evacuation. Repeated alerts from
high command hampered home. that the meridian
singularity could threaten entire solar systems.
Mordesh was evacuated en masse. The next planet
on the chopping block? Let's pray we get that
siphon ready before more worlds face the same
fate. Frequent shifts on each world. Day after
day, transmissions show multiple fronts lighting
up. Some major offenses crumbled. Others succeeded,
but nothing stable. That's why every hell diver
deployed counts. If your planet's under siege,
get your squad in gear. Between Terminids gnawing
at the border worlds, the illuminate hoarding
dark energy, and new automaton offensives, we're
juggling three wars at once. But don't let that
break your spirit. Let it fuel us. Remember...
Every bug squashed, every automaton melted, and
every illuminate infiltration thwarted brings
us closer to safety. Stay tuned, Bulldog's got
a frontline report next, focusing on newly discovered
incinerator units that might roast us all if
we're not careful. This is Joe Turn. Be vigilant,
be prepared, and never yield. Attention Helldivers,
Bulldog here. I'm in the thick of it investigating
a new wave of enemy tactics. Let's get you up
to speed, deployment and focus. Across multiple
planets, these specialized automatons have one
mission. Burn everything. They're hitting civilian
outposts, supply convoys, and forward bases with
the single -minded goal of turning them all to
ash. Upgraded enemy hulls. Intelligence confirms
that their dropships come with reinforced plating.
Anti -air solutions that used to poke holes in
standard automaton carriers barely slow these
new arrivals. Tactical challenges. Incendiary
troopers rely on area denial weaponry. Flamethrowers,
napalm grenades, and scorching perimeter mines.
Helldivers are forced to reroute or risk melting
under concentrated fire. Defensive positions
are significantly harder to hold when half your
cover is ablaze. Heavier firepower required.
Ground squads emphasize the need for specialized
anti -flamethrower, heavier ammunition, and more
advanced shield stratagems. If you can't mitigate
the burn, you'll never withstand the push. I've
spoken to squads returning from these infernos.
They say the Incineration Corps fights as a coordinated
pack. Ignoring lesser threats in favor of maximizing
destruction. Expect zero mercy. If you see towering
flames in the distance, that's your cue. Run
toward them and stamp out that threat. These
tin cans want to scorch our democracy off the
map. But Helldivers, do not break. Pack heat,
counter their fire, and drive these incendiary
freaks. Back to the scrap pile. This is Bulldog,
reminding you, democracy is never extinguished.
Over and out. This April. Welcome to Haven's
Reach. Episode 3. War doesn't wait for the sun
to rise, it moves in the dark. Silent. Relentless.
What we need is me. Everyone, weapons hot! No!
Maybe heat signatures or sound pulses. Specialist!
Dammit! It's far more advanced than anything
we've seen. Out here, survival is a choice. One
made every second, every breath. We've got one
chance at this. Stone, make it count. Failsafe
activated. 30 seconds. Whatever comes next, one
thing's clear. There's no going back now. The
question is, how far am I willing to go? Their
camouflage isn't just about blending in anymore.
They've developed the ability to bend light around
their bodies. They're fast, strong, and lethal.
We need containment ready to go before it even
gets close. We had a plan, but plans don't win
wars. Soldiers do. We thought we knew the enemy.
We were wrong. This wasn't just another battle.
It was the start of something far worse. Episode
3 of the Halloween Offensive begins this April.
It's done. Nothing's getting out of there now.
That's a wrap for tonight's daily wartime update
folks. We've covered the following in today's
daily wartime update. PennyLively broke down
the patch that buffed our arsenal and stabilized
our battle. Make sure you test those new weapons.
Make sure you test those new weapon tweaks. The
daily chaos lay bare in the wartime breakdown.
Bulldog's urgent emergency report on the automaton's
incineration corpse. Keep your guards up for
those flame -spewing monstrosities. Finally,
the Table of Three clashed over whether to activate
the Penrose energy siphon or lock down the automaton
threat first. As always, if you're hearing the
my voice and not in the thick of battle, That
means you still have time to deploy. Remember,
democracy needs each and every one of you. This
is Joe Turner, signing off. GNR 107, stay locked,
stay loaded, and stay loyal, Helldivers. Before
we fade into the night, a quick personal note.
Our fearless producer, Grant, wants to remind
everyone that we support GNR 107 by grabbing
an official Helldivers radio mug, coffee, jacket,
or even your own democracy -themed calendar.
Check the official channel link for more details.
Your support keeps up the broadcast to the truth
across the galaxy. From all of us at GNR 107,
thanks for listening. Now we have a few, let's
call them, accidental takeovers from earlier
today. Enjoy and remember, Helldivers, even the
best of us slip up sometimes. Wasat, Ackar III,
and how do you pronounce this again? Arita? Who
names these planets? The Saver of Confidence,
Joe. Helldivers on the ground, keep up the fight,
stay warm, watch your, uh, uh, dang it! The screen
keeps getting turned off. Where the hell is my
line? Borderline Justice War Bond. Launched on
March 29th. No, just 29th. 10 bands in the bed
just to keep it safe. Most talk big, but I know
they'll break. Only trust the ones who fart in
the fray. Side by side through fire in the name,
we ain't throw gamesy. With a little bread, 25,
8, 10 bands in the bed just to keep it safe.
Most talk big, but I know they'll break. Only
trust the ones who fart in the - talking all
that nonsense. Hopping out the war zone, y 'all
just stepped in. Super Earth rise, ain't luck,
it's drive. Factories burn, keeping war alive.
Ministry of unity, keeping us tight. Reported
dissent to keep the future bright. Fill out the
form, let the system decide. Patriots march,
we vote with pride. Hell divers drop when the
sirens wail. Factories hum, ships set sail. Super
Earth armed, ready to strike. Managed to mine,
receive future so bright. I'm all over the map,
might take a little nap, then wake up and do
a little rap. Not with the cap, I murder a track.
Take it and run it right back. Federation don't
sleep, 25 -8. Super -Earth moving, can't hesitate.
When I make a couple mill by -piles, I'm never
coming home. Spawn to the cause, not as land
as my own. Wake up, get the cup, get the bread,
25 -8. Ten bands in the bed just to keep it safe.
Most talk big, but I know they'll break. Only
just the ones who fought in the fray. Side -by
-side through fire and rain. Put on our heads,
but we feel no pain. Helldivers drop with f -
Fire inside, no enemies ever come close to take.
Super Earth's power, Super Earth's fate. Workers
grind, our forces ride. Hell devils drop with
fire inside, no enemies ever come close to take.
Super Earth's power, Super Earth's fate. One
Earth, one voice, let's rise. Federation till
we die. One Earth, one voice, let's rise. Federation
till we die. Forge and fire, built to last. Federation
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