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This podcast reports news as if it's from the video game Helldivers,

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but is not associated with the creators and not affiliated with Arrowhead Game Studios in any way.

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This podcast is an original concept of a radio station within a fictional universe,

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and is protected under Section 107 of the Copyright Act for Fair Use Legal Doctrine,

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permits the usage of criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, and research.

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All characters, sounds, and music are original to this podcast.

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Good morning, citizens of Super Earth. This is Rick Bones reporting live on GNR 107,

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delivering updates straight from the Galactic Warfront.

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The galaxy doesn't rest, and neither do we. Here's the latest from the frontlines and beyond.

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General Updates Fenrir III and Beyond

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Moving on to frontline news, our Helldivers have successfully defended Fenrir III from

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the Terminid Menace. With 16,448 troops securing the planet, this victory ensures stability in the

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sector. Meanwhile, operations are underway in Vog Sojoth, Vernon Wells, and Penta,

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where automaton forces remain a persistent threat. If you're in the area, report to your

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nearest command post for deployment orders. Major Order, Machine Gun Review in progress.

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Super Earth, prepare yourselves. Episode 2 of the Halloween Offensive is almost here.

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In this chilling chapter, the team ventures into the unknown, where danger hides in the shadows,

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and survival is anything but certain. Mysteries deepen, people are tested, and an invisible

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threat emerges that will push them to their limits. Starring Umbriel as Bulldog, more like what you'd

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call hunters these days. See, back then, stalkers weren't as dangerous. Brady Flanagan as the first

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sergeant. Well, do you want to tell them, or am I telling the story? Cat as Lieutenant Grayson.

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Don't worry, Sergeant. If we find anything, we'll be sure to leave you some bugs to play with.

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And more incredible voices delivering gripping performances.

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I'm your 6th, Lieutenant. I've got movement. Oh, great. So basically, we're hunting ghosts.

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What secrets will they uncover? What sacrifices will they make? Find out in Episode 2 of the

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Halloween Offensive. Click the link now and watch Episode 1, because the real nightmare is just

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beginning. Remember Helldivers, High Command's Machine Gun Efficacy Review is in full swing.

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The M105 Stalwart MG43 and MG206 Heavy Machine Gun are being evaluated based on field performance.

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Your mission is simple. Use these weapons to dispatch as many enemies as possible.

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Let's ensure the best tool for the job gets the recognition it deserves. And hey, for our hard

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working factory citizens, the winning guns team gets a free lunch hour. So let's make it count.

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The Ministry of Defense has issued a critical major order. Helldivers are tasked with evaluating

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the battlefield performance of three machine guns. M105 Stalwart, MG43 Machine Gun, MG206 Heavy

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Machine Gun. Your mission is to eliminate as many enemies as possible using these weapons.

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The winning model will earn its place in our arsenal, and the factory workers who manufacture

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it will receive the rare honor of a free lunch hour. Let's show them what Helldivers are made of.

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Special Update Squad TNT

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Their latest operation, a peacekeeping mission in Matar Bay, was conducted alongside their ally

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Alyx. It was a challenging search and destroy bot mission, but Squad TNT delivered a textbook

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performance. Not only did they neutralize key automaton threats, but they also achieved a

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flawless extraction under fire. Bravo Squad TNT. But Squad TNT's contributions don't stop on the

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battlefield. They've also been instrumental in recruiting the next wave of Helldivers and

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CF personnel. Through their inspirational leadership and tireless efforts, they've encouraged

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countless citizens to step up and join the fight for freedom and justice. Their story is a reminder

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that every Helldiver matters, on and off the field. Whether you're wielding a rifle or raising morale,

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your service strengthens the fabric of managed democracy. Click the link in our broadcast

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description to learn more about their journey and watch their incredible exploits unfold.

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Don't miss it, Helldivers. The Jet Brigade, a ruthless adversary routed at last.

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Helldivers, let's take a moment to reflect on a hard-fought milestone, the routing of the notorious

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Automaton jet brigade on Ember. These mechanical monstrosities have plagued our forces for months,

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their reign of terror claiming countless lives, but thanks to your relentless efforts and a tactical

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masterstroke, they've been neutralized. This marks a turning point, however, intelligence suggests

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their production facilities remain active, meaning a new jet brigade could rise. Your next mission?

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Locate and destroy these facilities to prevent their resurgence. Eyes on the prize, Helldivers,

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this is not the time for complacency. Planetary developments, liberation, and defense.

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To give us an edge, High Command has authorized the temporary deployment of the Air Burst Rocket

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Launcher and AC-8 autocannon to all Helldivers. These experimental additions will amplify our

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firepower, particularly in suppressing dense enemy formations. Additionally, the Democracy Space

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Station, DSS, has proven its mettle, facilitating swift tactical redeployments. Its recalibration

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continues, but its impact on our war effort is already monumental. Managed democracy thanks the

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countless Helldivers whose sacrifices keep the DSS operational. Gaya-Livar once imperiled, now

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liberated, thanks to coordinated Helldiver strikes at La Salle, successfully defended after a grueling

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campaign. Remaining forces are now focused on liberating. Vernon Wells and Pentamankent.

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Ongoing operations to liberate this automaton stronghold are underway. Reinforcements are needed.

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Volunteers step forward. Defeats and sacrifices honoring our fallen.

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Despite our victories, we must also confront the cost. Imber and Galovar fell briefly to enemy

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forces before their eventual liberation. These defeats remind us of the stakes and the bravery

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required to face such overwhelming odds. Every Helldiver lost is a blow to our heart, but their

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sacrifice fuels our determination. Let their memory guide us as we press forward, striving for a

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galaxy free of tyranny. Closing remarks, the fight goes on. As we wrap up today's bulletin,

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let's remember the sacrifices made and the victories achieved. From the routing of the

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jet brigade on Imber to the triumphs on Fenrir III, every battle brings us closer to a free galaxy.

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And don't forget to check out Squad TNT's mission highlights, an inspiring reminder of what we're

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all fighting for. Click the link to watch their incredible story. This is Rick Bones, signing off

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from GNR 107. Stay sharp, stay vigilant, and as always, deliver liberty, justice, and democracy

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wherever you go. Good hunting, Helldivers. Boom, that was Rick Bones dropping truth bombs as

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always. Now it's back to Blazebreaker, here to keep your spirits sky high while we kick some

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automaton tin cans. This Thanksgiving season, let's raise a toast to liberty, justice, and manage

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our battles.

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So carve the turkey past the pie

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Raise a cheer to the brave who'll never say die

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All I want for Thanksgiving is liberty

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To serve and protect my Super Earth family

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With justice in our hearts, democracy our creed

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All I want for Thanksgiving is liberty

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In the spirit of the season, I'm thankful every day

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For my brothers and my sisters who fight the helldivers way

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While others set the table, I load my trusty gun

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Defending managed democracy, this holiday's so fun

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I'm thankful for the battles, for every sacrifice

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For the freedom we defend, for a cause that's worth the price

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So whether in the trenches or enjoying pumpkin pie

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Helldivers stand united with our heads held high

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All I want for Thanksgiving is liberty

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To serve and protect my Super Earth family

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With justice in our hearts, democracy our creed

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All I want for Thanksgiving is liberty

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This Thanksgiving, I raise my voice

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For the freedom to serve, and the power of choice

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All I want for Thanksgiving is liberty

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This Thanksgiving, I raise my voice

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For the freedom to serve, and the power of choice

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All I want for Thanksgiving is liberty