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Good morning, citizens of Super Earth. This is Rick Bones reporting live on GNR 107,
delivering updates straight from the Galactic Warfront.
The galaxy doesn't rest, and neither do we. Here's the latest from the frontlines and beyond.
General Updates Fenrir III and Beyond
Moving on to frontline news, our Helldivers have successfully defended Fenrir III from
the Terminid Menace. With 16,448 troops securing the planet, this victory ensures stability in the
sector. Meanwhile, operations are underway in Vog Sojoth, Vernon Wells, and Penta,
where automaton forces remain a persistent threat. If you're in the area, report to your
nearest command post for deployment orders. Major Order, Machine Gun Review in progress.
Super Earth, prepare yourselves. Episode 2 of the Halloween Offensive is almost here.
In this chilling chapter, the team ventures into the unknown, where danger hides in the shadows,
and survival is anything but certain. Mysteries deepen, people are tested, and an invisible
threat emerges that will push them to their limits. Starring Umbriel as Bulldog, more like what you'd
call hunters these days. See, back then, stalkers weren't as dangerous. Brady Flanagan as the first
sergeant. Well, do you want to tell them, or am I telling the story? Cat as Lieutenant Grayson.
Don't worry, Sergeant. If we find anything, we'll be sure to leave you some bugs to play with.
And more incredible voices delivering gripping performances.
I'm your 6th, Lieutenant. I've got movement. Oh, great. So basically, we're hunting ghosts.
What secrets will they uncover? What sacrifices will they make? Find out in Episode 2 of the
Halloween Offensive. Click the link now and watch Episode 1, because the real nightmare is just
beginning. Remember Helldivers, High Command's Machine Gun Efficacy Review is in full swing.
The M105 Stalwart MG43 and MG206 Heavy Machine Gun are being evaluated based on field performance.
Your mission is simple. Use these weapons to dispatch as many enemies as possible.
Let's ensure the best tool for the job gets the recognition it deserves. And hey, for our hard
working factory citizens, the winning guns team gets a free lunch hour. So let's make it count.
The Ministry of Defense has issued a critical major order. Helldivers are tasked with evaluating
the battlefield performance of three machine guns. M105 Stalwart, MG43 Machine Gun, MG206 Heavy
Machine Gun. Your mission is to eliminate as many enemies as possible using these weapons.
The winning model will earn its place in our arsenal, and the factory workers who manufacture
it will receive the rare honor of a free lunch hour. Let's show them what Helldivers are made of.
Special Update Squad TNT
Their latest operation, a peacekeeping mission in Matar Bay, was conducted alongside their ally
Alyx. It was a challenging search and destroy bot mission, but Squad TNT delivered a textbook
performance. Not only did they neutralize key automaton threats, but they also achieved a
flawless extraction under fire. Bravo Squad TNT. But Squad TNT's contributions don't stop on the
battlefield. They've also been instrumental in recruiting the next wave of Helldivers and
CF personnel. Through their inspirational leadership and tireless efforts, they've encouraged
countless citizens to step up and join the fight for freedom and justice. Their story is a reminder
that every Helldiver matters, on and off the field. Whether you're wielding a rifle or raising morale,
your service strengthens the fabric of managed democracy. Click the link in our broadcast
description to learn more about their journey and watch their incredible exploits unfold.
Don't miss it, Helldivers. The Jet Brigade, a ruthless adversary routed at last.
Helldivers, let's take a moment to reflect on a hard-fought milestone, the routing of the notorious
Automaton jet brigade on Ember. These mechanical monstrosities have plagued our forces for months,
their reign of terror claiming countless lives, but thanks to your relentless efforts and a tactical
masterstroke, they've been neutralized. This marks a turning point, however, intelligence suggests
their production facilities remain active, meaning a new jet brigade could rise. Your next mission?
Locate and destroy these facilities to prevent their resurgence. Eyes on the prize, Helldivers,
this is not the time for complacency. Planetary developments, liberation, and defense.
To give us an edge, High Command has authorized the temporary deployment of the Air Burst Rocket
Launcher and AC-8 autocannon to all Helldivers. These experimental additions will amplify our
firepower, particularly in suppressing dense enemy formations. Additionally, the Democracy Space
Station, DSS, has proven its mettle, facilitating swift tactical redeployments. Its recalibration
continues, but its impact on our war effort is already monumental. Managed democracy thanks the
countless Helldivers whose sacrifices keep the DSS operational. Gaya-Livar once imperiled, now
liberated, thanks to coordinated Helldiver strikes at La Salle, successfully defended after a grueling
campaign. Remaining forces are now focused on liberating. Vernon Wells and Pentamankent.
Ongoing operations to liberate this automaton stronghold are underway. Reinforcements are needed.
Volunteers step forward. Defeats and sacrifices honoring our fallen.
Despite our victories, we must also confront the cost. Imber and Galovar fell briefly to enemy
forces before their eventual liberation. These defeats remind us of the stakes and the bravery
required to face such overwhelming odds. Every Helldiver lost is a blow to our heart, but their
sacrifice fuels our determination. Let their memory guide us as we press forward, striving for a
galaxy free of tyranny. Closing remarks, the fight goes on. As we wrap up today's bulletin,
let's remember the sacrifices made and the victories achieved. From the routing of the
jet brigade on Imber to the triumphs on Fenrir III, every battle brings us closer to a free galaxy.
And don't forget to check out Squad TNT's mission highlights, an inspiring reminder of what we're
all fighting for. Click the link to watch their incredible story. This is Rick Bones, signing off
from GNR 107. Stay sharp, stay vigilant, and as always, deliver liberty, justice, and democracy
wherever you go. Good hunting, Helldivers. Boom, that was Rick Bones dropping truth bombs as
always. Now it's back to Blazebreaker, here to keep your spirits sky high while we kick some
automaton tin cans. This Thanksgiving season, let's raise a toast to liberty, justice, and manage
our battles.
So carve the turkey past the pie
Raise a cheer to the brave who'll never say die
All I want for Thanksgiving is liberty
To serve and protect my Super Earth family
With justice in our hearts, democracy our creed
All I want for Thanksgiving is liberty
In the spirit of the season, I'm thankful every day
For my brothers and my sisters who fight the helldivers way
While others set the table, I load my trusty gun
Defending managed democracy, this holiday's so fun
I'm thankful for the battles, for every sacrifice
For the freedom we defend, for a cause that's worth the price
So whether in the trenches or enjoying pumpkin pie
Helldivers stand united with our heads held high
All I want for Thanksgiving is liberty
To serve and protect my Super Earth family
With justice in our hearts, democracy our creed
All I want for Thanksgiving is liberty
This Thanksgiving, I raise my voice
For the freedom to serve, and the power of choice
All I want for Thanksgiving is liberty
This Thanksgiving, I raise my voice
For the freedom to serve, and the power of choice
All I want for Thanksgiving is liberty