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Good morning, citizens of Super Earth. This is Rick Bones live on GNR 107's Wartime Bulletin,
keeping you informed on the front lines of our struggle for democracy and freedom.
Grab your cough-freedom, or better yet, your combat gear,
because we've got breaking updates and critical news as our galaxy fights on.
First, a word on the Democracy Space Station. The DSS is back in action and stationed above
Galivar, locked into the fight for its very survival. With the Jet Brigade's automaton
forces making planetfall, this station isn't just a symbol of democracy, it's a weapon of mass
liberation. Just last night, Eagle Storm tactical actions were deployed, buying us precious time to
stabilize ground defenses on Mastia, the originating planet of this assault.
Every citizen should know the stakes. If Galivar falls, the DSS could be critically compromised.
But you're Helldivers. We hold the line.
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Now let's take a look at the planets, seeing the fiercest fighting right now.
As of this morning, Galivar remains our most critical front, with CAF units locked in brutal
combat at 41% defensive capacity, only holding on to recent Helldiver deployments. Mastia holds at
76% and has rallied thanks to reinforcements, but the push is slow. Meanwhile, Akamar IV struggles
in a stalemate at 37% and Darius II is down to 2%, barely hanging on. Over on Garharin,
it's another stalemate at 3%, with no progress but no retreat either. The strategic focus is clear.
Liberate Mastia to stop automaton reinforcements and stabilize Galivar. Our brave troops on Akamar
IV and Darius II are buying us time with every passing hour, but they need reinforcements.
As for Garharin, holding that line could mean the difference between containment and collapse.
And speaking of reinforcements, here's a status update on our weaponized beacon of hope, the DSS.
This marvel can now execute tactical actions like Eagle Storm or Orbital Blockade.
Every one of you listening can contribute resources to fuel these actions and keep our
ground forces equipped. Helldivers across the galaxy, make your choice.
Every credit pushes democracy forward. Before we continue, let's take a moment to salute the
heroes who've kept the DSS operational through its many phases of construction, from the forges of
Klaurel to the quarantine zones of Akamar IV. You made this possible. Remember, the DSS isn't just
a station, it's our united will to fight for freedom. Finally, for those tuning in to track
planetary liberation efforts, yesterday's victories include Heath and Borrok, where the Terminated
Scourge was beaten back. But there's no time for complacency. Our Helldivers must regroup and
refocus. Next up on the war table, Estanu and Krimsika, which are already under siege. Keep your
gear ready and your hearts steadfast. This has been Rick Bones with your wartime bulletin.
Remember, whether you're on the battlefield or supporting from home, we're all Helldivers in the
fight for managed democracy. Stay sharp, stay united, and as always, kill them all. This was
Bones signing off. Up next, your morning DJ. Life's a Trip, the new album that takes you on an
unforgettable journey through the highs and lows of the human experience. Feel the weight of
reflection with Am I the Puppeteer, a raw anthem of self-discovery and resilience.
Step back in time with Jukebox Memories, a nostalgic ride to the rhythm of love and lost moments.
And anchor yourself in hope with Anchor in the Shadows, a heartfelt ballad about finding strength
through love.
Three songs, one journey. Life's a Trip, available at the end of the month, wherever you stream music.
Don't just listen, experience it. Introducing Eagle Sweat, the essence of freedom captured in
every bottle. The cologne that commands respect and exudes the spirit of democracy.
Unleash the potent vigor of liberty. Eagle Sweat is distilled with the very essence of patriotism.
Each drop a testament to the iron grips of democracy. Infused with the bold aroma of valor
and the resilient scent of victory, Eagle Sweat invigorates the soul and emboldens the spirit.
Hey, it's Nia.
And this is GMR Galaxy Music Radio, your go-to place for a good morning vibe only on GMR 107.
Up next is a debut of Jukebox Memories from PV Productions' new album, Life's a Trip, only on GMR 107.
Jukebox Memories from PV Productions' new album, Life's a Trip, only on GMR 107.
Fingers drummed, hearts strummed, beat boxing hum, fiddles interlaced with rhythm,
twang in the drum, past life in the glass case, lips tasting gum, shadows twist, moonlight kissed,
ain't where we're from. Jukeboxing, hear the swing, life's a fling on the open road,
record spin, let the groove in, dance on a wind, dusty dreams, memory lane, sweep refrain,
thunder at bring, ain't ever seen, troubles torn, new world born, sorrows on the run, living in between.
Fiddle whispers, jazzy listers, beat beat blister, time displaces, smiling faces,
no more twister, footsteps light, midnight bright, soul resistor, folktale spoken, history broken,
whiskey dreamer.
Nostalgia's bite, neon light, flicker of night, hoodie up, jukebox luck, streets delight,
cities merge, worries purge, moon in sight, timeless trek, forever deck, starry flight,
jukeboxing, hear the swing, life's a fling on the open road, record spin, let the groove in,
dance on a wind, dusty dreams, memory lane, sweep refrain, thunder at bring, ain't ever seen,
troubles torn, new world born, sorrows on the run, living in between.
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