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Good morning, citizens of Super Earth. I'm Rick Bones, your dedicated host for today's Wartime Bulletin.
Broadcasting on GNR 107, we're here to deliver critical updates from across the galaxy.
Stay tuned, because in the next few minutes, we'll cover the latest mission outcomes,
intel advisories and breaking news on a failed major order.
Along with info on Squad TNT, let's dive in. But before we get to the news, a special announcement.
Attention all drama lovers! Did you catch our special Halloween audio drama?
It's a thrilling adventure as we find out why we call Bulldog Bulldog,
a perfect blend of suspense and action available now on Helldivers Radio.
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First on the agenda, Helldivers faced a significant setback this morning.
Despite heroic efforts, High Command's major order fell short of complete success.
Out of three objectives, only two were achieved.
While we managed to secure the automaton database and limit bot territorial expansion,
the Terminid Research Preserve remains a vulnerable target.
Security forces have doubled down, ensuring vital research continues uninterrupted at the Xeno Entomology Center.
Stay sharp, Helldivers. There's no room for complacency.
Meanwhile, urgent intel updates are rolling in.
Our friends at the Xeno Entomology Center report imminent Terminid attacks on gloom-adjacent planets.
If you're stationed near these hotspots, prepare for immediate deployment.
As for the automaton database, decryption has revealed a crucial Jet Brigade staging ground.
Our analysts are working around the clock, but it seems the Jet Brigade is recovering faster than anticipated.
Now to look at the gains and loses. Fact Bay is liberated.
Thanks to the bravery of 8,716 Helldivers, the Terminids have been ousted, and our troops are redeploying to new threats.
Super Earth salutes their valor.
Blistika and Mentoria, however, suffered crushing defeats to the automatons.
Despite valiant efforts, our forces had to retreat.
High Command has ordered 202 troops to prepare for a counteroffensive on Blistika and 548 to retake Mentoria.
We won't let these losses go unavenged.
At Marfark, Helldivers secured a decisive defense, driving back the automatons and holding firm with 7,373 troops now reassigned.
Similarly, Zaniya Prime stands strong after a hard-fought victory, with 16,688 troops remaining vigilant.
Demiurge saw a massive automaton assault, but our 13,255 Helldivers secured yet another victory.
Keeping the planet firmly under Super Earth's control.
On Pandian 44, Helldivers earned a strategic win, liberating the planet with 12,942 troops securing the area.
And to cap it off, G'Krux was liberated from the Terminids with 30,061 troops ready to deploy to new fronts.
These victories showcase our indomitable spirit and unwavering resolve. Onward for Super Earth.
On a lighter note, Helldiver Squad TNT, this couple made headlines for braving the automaton scourge on Halloween.
Against all odds, they emerged victorious, navigating chaos while donning Halloween-themed.
Watched them as they dive headfirst into the depths of Hell to take on their most frightening challenge,
using a loadout that they drew from a foggy-filled witch's calderon.
From hordes of demonic bugs or murderous cyborgs to treacherous terrain, they're pushing bravery to new limits.
Can they emerge victorious, or will we succumb to the horrors that await them? Watch to find out.
That wraps up today's Wartime Bulletin.
Today's Wartime Bulletin was packed with critical updates, breaking news, and a look into our latest triumphs and challenges.
Hosted by Rick Bones on GNR 107, we started the broadcast with a special announcement for all drama enthusiasts.
Helldiver's Radio has released an exhilarating Halloween audio drama.
This adventure, rich with suspense and action, dives into the legend of Bulldog and why he's earned his fierce nickname.
Be sure to tune in for this one-of-a-kind experience.
With that, we concluded today's Bulletin.
Our mission spans the galaxy, driven by unity, courage, and the relentless spirit of democracy.
This was Rick Bones signing off. Stay vigilant, Helldivers, and fight on for Super Earth!
Now, back to the music.
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I'm Jessica, your morning DJ.
On dreams I've drowned, unseen struggle, misunderstood grind, same old story, hope hard to find.
Job lines, rejections, repeat again, stuck in this never-ending spin.
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Rinse, repeat, hustle and grind, bread bought with pieces of my mind.
Thanks for listening.