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And that was Soul Swinging by Richard Farrell.
And I am walking out the studio in a few minutes.
Thanks for being here.
I was Alice Love.
And thanks for letting me be your morning DJ.
Up next is Penny with the tech update.
You're tuned in to hear what the latest tech's all about.
Tech updates for Penny Live are keeping you up to date.
Hello Helldivers.
Penny Lively here, back again with your latest tech update from Super Earth Command.
We've got a packed show today, so let's dive right in to the most recent developments
on the battlefield.
The major overhaul we've all been waiting for is finally here.
Re-released at 0.01.001.100.
This update brings sweeping changes across the board with reworks to anti-tank weaponry,
armor penetration, and enemy health and armor values.
Many of you have expressed concerns about being too reliant on a narrow set of weapons,
and command has heard you loud and clear.
With the new fix, weapons like auto-cannon, heavy machine gun, flamethrower, and anti-material
rifle are more versatile against heavily armored enemies like bile titans and chargers.
No longer will you be restricted to just anti-tank gear.
Now you can pack a loadout that fosters team collaboration and tactical flexibility.
On the enemy front, hulks have had their armor reduced giving you a wider range of options
when taking them down.
Meanwhile, Devastators and gunships have had their rocket supplies limited, so they'll
still hit hard, but not as often.
This should make engagements feel more balanced without sacrificing the intensity we've come
to expect.
Let's talk damage mechanics.
Helldivers, we've made some important changes to how damage is distributed in combat.
We've reduced the extra damage from headshots from 100% to 50%, making combat more consistent
and less punishing.
To keep the challenge alive, however, we've slightly increased damage to other parts of
the body.
This should give you more balanced firefights while minimizing those frustrating one-shot
kills.
Now on to the exciting part.
Gas gameplay mechanics have been reworked in preparation for the Chemical Agents Warbond
that launched on the 19th.
Gas stratagems are now more crowd control focused, binding and confusing both enemies
and Helldivers alike, so use those gas clouds wisely.
This is about controlling the battlefield, not just racking up kills.
Next up, stratagem balancing.
Our intel team has worked tirelessly to ensure that stratagems capable of damaging heavily
armored enemies are more effective.
The Eagle 500kg bomb has a larger explosion radius, and sentry guns, both gatling and
machine gun, now pack more punch with increased stagger force.
In short, every weapon in your arsenal is better suited for dealing with the threats
we face on the battlefield.
But that's not all.
BioTitan has introduced a new Galactic War feature, which will make it easier for Helldivers
to track strategically important assets on the Galactic War map.
We've also added the Emote Wheel feature, giving you better in-game communication with
your squad.
Just another tool to help you dominate your missions.
Now let's cover a few key fixes from this patch.
Bio Titans now properly take headshot damage and aiming issues, like weapons firing below
the crosshair, have been addressed.
We fixed several crashes and softlocks, including one that occurred during host migration.
Hell bombs will now reliably explode in all biomes, even in swampy terrain.
That covers the highlights from this patch, but we're not done yet.
Drinking Kha'freedom, the coffee that's brewed for the brave, and served steaming
with valor.
Each cup is a bold declaration of your commitment to freedom, crafted from the finest beans
harvested from the liberated corners of the galaxy.
As you face the day's battles, let Kha'freedom be your fuel.
The rich, robust flavor isn't just coffee, it's a salute to the fearless.
There's also a hot fix that just went live.
This addresses the crash that could happen during host migration when a new player joins
the game.
Also, you might have noticed some of you got your hands on General Brash's SH-32 shield
generator packs.
A big no-no, since those are reserved for 10-star generals.
Those distribution errors have been corrected, and the workers responsible have been... sent
to re-education camps.
Regular shield distribution has resumed.
Before I sign off, a quick reminder.
We're keeping an eye on a few known issues, such as enemies shooting through walls during
high-value asset missions, and those sneaky large enemy units that sometimes sneak up
on you without audio cues.
Command is working on those, but until then, stay sharp.
Don't forget to check out the link tree to order a GNR 107 coffee mug.
While you're there, pick up a fresh bag of Kha'freedom to fuel your fight for freedom.
That's all for today's Tech Update, Hilldivers.
Command will be back with another balance pass by Day 60 to fine-tune these changes
and keep your feedback front and center.
Keep sending in your reports, and as always, stay safe out there, Helldiver.
And that was today's Tech Update.
I'm Jesse, and I am your afternoon DJ.
Up next is one of the songs that I've been really feeling... of late.
Here is Crossfire by Pee Vee and Suno.
He walks a lonely road caught between two sides.
Heart full of questions, but he can't decide true.
Strength and burden, it's a heavy load.
He's trying to find where his souls are bowed.
I stand tall with kindness, heart open wide.
But the world around me makes it hard to confide.
No need to prove it, strength from inside.
But I'm lost in a place where these worlds collide.
I stand tall with kindness, heart open wide.
But the world around me makes it hard to confide.
No need to prove it, strength from inside.
But I'm lost in a place where these worlds collide.
I lift you up higher, no need to tear down.
But when they speak, it feels like I'll drown.
Gentle and humble in every small town.
Yet they say I'm not needed, they wear the crown.
True strength is loving, true strength is caring.
But how can I be strong when the weight's overbearing?
It's been the humble in every small town.
Yet they say I'm not needed, they wear the crown.
True strength is loving, true strength is caring.
But how can I be strong when the weight's overbearing?
It's been in there always, open and sharing.
But told, told I'm worthless, just a burden and a bear ring.
I walk with respect and show what is right.
In every action I keep love in sight.
But the words I've heard, they cut deep and wide.
Now I'm torn between standing and stepping aside.
It's not about boasting or taking control.
It's lifting each other, defeating the soul.
But where do I fit in this picture they paint?
When I'm trying to love, but it's met with restraint.
True strength is loving, true strength is caring.
But how can I be strong when the weight's overbearing?
It's been the humble in every small town.
Yet they say I'm not needed, they wear the crown.
True strength is loving, true strength is caring.
But how can I be strong when the weight's overbearing?
It's been in there always, open and sharing.
But told, told I'm worthless, just a burden and a bear ring.
So here I stand caught between two worlds.
Trying to be strong, though my mind is swirled.
I believe in love and lifting you high.
But it's hard to keep going when I'm lost in the fight.
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