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with the latest update is Rick Bones and this was Calum, your Sunday morning DJ. 13 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:21,200 Helldivers, good morning Helldivers. 14 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:25,160 This is Rick Bones with GNR 107's Wartime Bulletin. 15 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:28,960 By now you've all had a few days to experience the newest tactical 16 00:01:28,960 --> 00:01:30,880 advancements in our ongoing war. 17 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:35,640 The chemical agents war bond officially launched on the 19th and it's already 18 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:38,320 proving to be a game changer out on the front lines. 19 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,960 First up, a major victory to celebrate. 20 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:44,520 Trandor has been liberated from the Terminid Infestation. 21 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:47,400 Super Earth Command thanks you for your service. 22 00:01:47,400 --> 00:01:52,360 The 27,000 Helldivers stationed there are already being redeployed to new war fronts, 23 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:57,600 including Pandion 44, where over 15,000 troops are engaged in heavy fighting 24 00:01:57,600 --> 00:01:58,760 against the Terminids. 25 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:02,360 Every effort counts as we push back against their growing threat. 26 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:04,400 But it's not all good news. 27 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:07,120 Helldivers, we've taken some hard hits recently. 28 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:12,760 Both Klaasa and Klaurel have fallen to the automatons, forcing our forces to retreat. 29 00:02:12,760 --> 00:02:18,280 Super Earth forces are already regrouping and 540 of our best are being redeployed 30 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:23,160 to Klaasa, while 4,500 others will be working to liberate Klaurel. 31 00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:26,160 It's a setback, but you know how we work. 32 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:30,000 We retreat, regroup, and we come back even stronger. 33 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,720 Now for some strategic updates. 34 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:36,480 High Command has issued an open license for the Eagle 500 kilograms bomb, a 35 00:02:36,480 --> 00:02:40,520 devastating tool that will help tip the scales in the ongoing conflicts. 36 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:45,240 This comes as part of an expanded arsenal aimed at aiding Helldivers across multiple fronts, 37 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:49,840 from the deserts of Galivar to the ever troublesome Terminid Hives on Peacock. 38 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:54,880 If you're on the ground in those war zones, make sure to requisition the bomb and use it wisely. 39 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:56,520 It's going to make a big difference. 40 00:02:56,520 --> 00:03:01,280 As for new campaigns, Peacock is the latest battlefield in need of liberation. 41 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:06,480 Terminids are entrenched, and it's going to take a coordinated effort to break their hold. 42 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:09,920 All available Helldivers are being called to the fight. 43 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:12,520 This is a mission we cannot afford to lose. 44 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:15,880 Lastly, a quick note for all commanders and squad leaders. 45 00:03:15,880 --> 00:03:21,120 We've seen a flurry of reassignments and new strategies unfolding across the galaxy. 46 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:27,120 From defending critical assets on Gatria to the sudden and massive deployments on Pandion Thor Thor, 47 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:29,720 every Helldiver needs to be on their toes. 48 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:35,320 The tide of war is shifting, and the success of Super Earth depends on your quick thinking and bravery. 49 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:43,440 In the vast reaches of space, a husband and wife dynamic duo stands ready to take on whatever the galaxy throws at them. 50 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:48,840 Fresh off their latest successful mission, they've returned to Super Earth, 51 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:54,760 awaiting high command's next orders, and ready to share their experience with you. 52 00:03:55,240 --> 00:04:00,720 As squad TNT, they've faced every challenge head on, both in battle and in life. 53 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:09,120 Now, they invite you to join their journey as they balance the trials and tribulations of being married and leading a Helldiver squad. 54 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:14,320 Whether you're a potential recruit, new Helldiver, or a seasoned professional, 55 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:18,920 they'll show you how to develop your virtual combat special operator skills. 56 00:04:18,920 --> 00:04:23,520 From battlefield tactics to overcoming life's toughest challenges, 57 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:28,720 they offer expert advice on how to succeed, both on the ground and in the game. 58 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:34,720 And they'll give you a sense of what it takes to succeed, both on and off the battlefield. 59 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:41,720 Get a glimpse into their lives as they navigate deployments, conquer battle plans, 60 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:46,720 and offer real-world strategies for operating as a squad back on Super Earth. 61 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:52,720 They're not just Helldivers, they're survivors of life's toughest missions. 62 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:55,720 As they await High Command's next directive, 63 00:04:55,720 --> 00:05:00,720 they'll offer hard-earned strategies, stories, and training guides. 64 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:03,720 This is your chance to learn from the best. 65 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:26,720 Get into their world and unlock your full potential as a Helldiver. 66 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:30,720 Super Earth Command has equipped us with some deadly new tools to take down the enemy. 67 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:34,720 And let me tell you, it feels like we're no longer just soldiers. 68 00:05:34,720 --> 00:05:36,720 We're Galactic Pest Control. 69 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:42,720 The TX-41 Sterilizer and the AX-TX-13 Guard Dog Dog Breath are already making waves, 70 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:45,720 spraying down hordes of Terminids with corrosive gas. 71 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:51,720 And if they're still standing after that, well, the G-4 gas grenade will clear the room. 72 00:05:51,720 --> 00:05:52,720 Fast. 73 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,720 For those of you diving headfirst into the gas clouds, 74 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:59,720 the AFO-2 Hazmaster Armor will keep you breathing easy. 75 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:06,720 And with the new Stem Pistol, you'll be patching up your squadmates without ever breaking formation. 76 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:10,720 And let's not forget, Helldivers, it's not just about firepower. 77 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:16,720 Command's thrown in some fresh armor designs, new emotes, like natural gas extraction, 78 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:21,720 and even a new title for those of you looking to earn the name Expert Exterminator. 79 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:25,720 So suit up, gear up, and gas up, Helldivers. Chemical Agents is out now. 80 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:30,720 Get back to the front lines and show those bugs why we're the deadliest force in the galaxy. 81 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:40,720 Let's dive right into it. It's been five days since the latest intelligence report came down, 82 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:46,720 and the word on the battlefield is about the changes we've seen in enemy armor and combat effectiveness. 83 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:51,720 From what I've heard, Hulks and gunships aren't the invincible juggernauts they used to be. 84 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:54,720 Seems like supply chain issues are hitting the enemy hard. 85 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:58,720 Johan, can you break down what's behind these tactical shifts? 86 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:04,720 That's right, Rick. According to the latest intelligence, enemy forces, particularly the automatons, 87 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:08,720 have been suffering from severe supply shortages. 88 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:13,720 Their high-grade armor reserves are depleting, likely due to the relentless pressure 89 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:18,720 we've been putting on their production lines and supply chains. 90 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:24,720 As a result, they've been forced to deploy their units, like Hulks and gunships, 91 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:28,720 with lighter armor to maintain their presence on the battlefield. 92 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:33,720 This isn't so much a tactical decision as it is a necessity on their part, 93 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:37,720 and it's something our Helldivers have been quick to exploit. 94 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:44,720 So it's not just that we've upped our firepower, it's the fact that the enemy is struggling to maintain their defensive capabilities. 95 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:50,720 Exactly, the intelligence update gave us the insight we needed to adjust our strategies. 96 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:58,720 While we've refined our weapons systems, the real shift has been in how we're adapting to the enemy's weaknesses. 97 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:06,720 With their lighter armor, weapons like the autocannon, heavy machine gun, and antimaterial rifle have become more effective, 98 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:10,720 and our Helldivers are leveraging this opportunity. 99 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:18,720 Even flamethrower units, which have seen improvements, are now more impactful in this current phase of the war. 100 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:21,720 But make no mistake, this is a temporary advantage. 101 00:08:21,720 --> 00:08:27,720 The enemy is resilient, and we know they're working to shore up their defenses. 102 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:34,720 Now, looking ahead to our very own Penny Lively, we'll be providing a tech update with some critical fixes and new information. 103 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:42,720 Key improvements include a rework of the SH-32 Shield Generator Pack, which was mistakenly distributed to some of you. 104 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:46,720 Don't get too attached to those, they're reserved for high-ranking officers. 105 00:08:46,720 --> 00:08:50,720 She'll also cover a number of audio malfunctions and ongoing issues, 106 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:57,720 including large enemy units sneaking up on Helldivers without audio cues and other known bugs within the Helldivers' helmets. 107 00:08:57,720 --> 00:09:02,720 You won't want to miss her update, as it'll help keep you informed and ready for the battlefield. 108 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:04,720 And that's all for this morning. 109 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:07,720 Lastly, a quick reminder from Super Earth High Command, 110 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:12,720 an evaluation of our Helldiver Force readiness is currently underway, 111 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,720 with the goal of increasing the total number of liberated planets. 112 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:21,720 We're in an all-out war on both the automaton and Terminant fronts, and every planet counts. 113 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:27,720 Prioritize your targets, and remember, your strategic expertise will determine the success of this mission. 114 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:31,720 Make sure to be on the lookout for the tech update coming later this week from Penny. 115 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:34,720 Also, don't forget to check out the TNT Squad. 116 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:36,720 That's all for this Sunday morning. 117 00:09:36,720 --> 00:10:02,720 Stay vigilant, stay deadly, and remember, for Super Earth, this was Rick Bones, signing off. 118 00:10:06,720 --> 00:10:09,720 Thanks for listening.