1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:07,440 This podcast reports news as if it's from the video game Helldivers, but is not associated with the creators and not affiliated with Arrowhead Game Studios in any way. 2 00:00:07,440 --> 00:00:19,120 This podcast is an original concept of a radio station within a fictional universe, and is protected under Section 107 of the Copyright Act for Fair Use Legal Doctrine, permits the usage of criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, and research. 3 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:30,080 All characters, sounds, and music are original to this podcast. 4 00:00:30,080 --> 00:00:34,880 This is an emergency broadcast from Super Earth, citizens of Super Earth. 5 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:43,680 This is Milo Vanguard, your frontline correspondent, bringing you urgent news from the frontlines on GNR 107's wartime bulletin. 6 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:52,240 We report on a significant shift in the war effort. Our enemies have regrouped and are now throwing their full weight behind their offensive. 7 00:00:52,240 --> 00:01:01,920 This is a critical moment in our battle for liberty. The latest intelligence from our command centers reveal substantial changes across multiple battlefronts. 8 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:08,320 The automatons and terminids have fortified their positions, creating larger and more formidable outposts. 9 00:01:08,320 --> 00:01:15,680 Our brave Helldivers are now facing unprecedented challenges that demand immediate adaptation and relentless courage. 10 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:21,360 First and foremost, we must address the introduction of a new extreme difficulty level. 11 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:28,000 Super Helldive. This new challenge is designed for our most seasoned and skilled Helldivers. 12 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:32,000 Expect to encounter enemies more formidable than ever before. 13 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:37,040 The battlefield has become a crucible where only the most tenacious will prevail. 14 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:42,640 Our mission objectives have evolved. New secondary objectives are now active. 15 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:53,520 Helldivers will be tasked with assaulting automaton human processing plants to destroy their bioprocessors and venturing deep into Terminid territory to extract living larva samples. 16 00:01:53,520 --> 00:02:01,920 Prizes the bugs will stop at nothing to reclaim. These missions are critical to our strategic advantage and must be executed with precision. 17 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:10,800 Enemy outposts have grown in size and strength. The new Super Helldive difficulty brings larger and more dangerous enemy strongholds. 18 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:16,640 These fortresses are heavily defended, but the rewards for conquering them are equally significant. 19 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:25,600 Confidential data awaits within, vital to our war effort. Helldivers, your courage and thoroughness will turn the tide in our favor. 20 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:35,600 Be on the lookout for new and enhanced threats. The Impaler has returned with its deadly tentacles ready to ambush unsuspecting Helldivers. 21 00:02:35,600 --> 00:02:41,680 The Rocket Tank with its heavy armor and devastating firepower is rolling into battle. 22 00:02:41,680 --> 00:02:47,280 The Reinforced Scout Strider has fortified its weak spots and is now equipped with rockets. 23 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:54,080 The Spore Charger accompanied by the fearsome Alpha Commander will invade through thick acidic fog. 24 00:02:54,080 --> 00:03:00,880 Stay vigilant and adapt to these evolving threats. The war has reached new and hostile environments. 25 00:03:00,880 --> 00:03:09,680 Prepare to navigate the eerie and foggy swamp planet. Stay alert as the landscape itself will challenge your survival instincts. 26 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:16,560 Acid storms now plague the battlefield, temporarily lowering armor for both enemies and our Helldivers. 27 00:03:16,560 --> 00:03:24,560 Use this to your advantage, but remain cautious. Helldivers, our enemies have regrouped and are throwing everything they have at us. 28 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:32,240 This is a defining moment in our fight for freedom. Your bravery, skill, and determination are the keys to our victory. 29 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:37,840 Stay strong, stay united, and continue to deliver liberty and justice across the galaxy. 30 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:44,720 This is Milo Vanguard, signing off. Good luck, Helldivers. Go forth and secure our future. 31 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:50,960 Remember, every enemy we defeat brings us one step closer to victory. Keep fighting, Helldivers. 32 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:19,840 Got it, I'm shooting the hot hands. Out of the gym I was locked out. I failed, the kid was a drop out. 33 00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:23,840 I changed the game and it's tough now. The city that need me is clear now. 34 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:30,720 The people are skipping the damage. The people are skipping the damage. 35 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:37,280 I'm saying man, I can tap dance through the energy blast. Run flat, never pop your orbit. I keep energy in storage. 36 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:42,480 I see spinning the globe, my fingertip itch. If I could pluck the earthquake hit, look at the wrist. 37 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:45,600 Look at your body, I'm shaking and shit. 38 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:53,280 This show, Helldivers Radio, was a PV production. All music, sound, not original to the podcast is licensed to the podcast. 39 00:04:53,280 --> 00:05:03,120 We ask that you contact us at helldiverradio at gmail.com before using any sounds or music for commercial usage for this reason. 40 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:12,880 Thanks for listening.