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This is an emergency broadcast from Super Earth, citizens of Super Earth.
This is Milo Vanguard, your frontline correspondent, bringing you urgent news from the frontlines on GNR 107's wartime bulletin.
We report on a significant shift in the war effort. Our enemies have regrouped and are now throwing their full weight behind their offensive.
This is a critical moment in our battle for liberty. The latest intelligence from our command centers reveal substantial changes across multiple battlefronts.
The automatons and terminids have fortified their positions, creating larger and more formidable outposts.
Our brave Helldivers are now facing unprecedented challenges that demand immediate adaptation and relentless courage.
First and foremost, we must address the introduction of a new extreme difficulty level.
Super Helldive. This new challenge is designed for our most seasoned and skilled Helldivers.
Expect to encounter enemies more formidable than ever before.
The battlefield has become a crucible where only the most tenacious will prevail.
Our mission objectives have evolved. New secondary objectives are now active.
Helldivers will be tasked with assaulting automaton human processing plants to destroy their bioprocessors and venturing deep into Terminid territory to extract living larva samples.
Prizes the bugs will stop at nothing to reclaim. These missions are critical to our strategic advantage and must be executed with precision.
Enemy outposts have grown in size and strength. The new Super Helldive difficulty brings larger and more dangerous enemy strongholds.
These fortresses are heavily defended, but the rewards for conquering them are equally significant.
Confidential data awaits within, vital to our war effort. Helldivers, your courage and thoroughness will turn the tide in our favor.
Be on the lookout for new and enhanced threats. The Impaler has returned with its deadly tentacles ready to ambush unsuspecting Helldivers.
The Rocket Tank with its heavy armor and devastating firepower is rolling into battle.
The Reinforced Scout Strider has fortified its weak spots and is now equipped with rockets.
The Spore Charger accompanied by the fearsome Alpha Commander will invade through thick acidic fog.
Stay vigilant and adapt to these evolving threats. The war has reached new and hostile environments.
Prepare to navigate the eerie and foggy swamp planet. Stay alert as the landscape itself will challenge your survival instincts.
Acid storms now plague the battlefield, temporarily lowering armor for both enemies and our Helldivers.
Use this to your advantage, but remain cautious. Helldivers, our enemies have regrouped and are throwing everything they have at us.
This is a defining moment in our fight for freedom. Your bravery, skill, and determination are the keys to our victory.
Stay strong, stay united, and continue to deliver liberty and justice across the galaxy.
This is Milo Vanguard, signing off. Good luck, Helldivers. Go forth and secure our future.
Remember, every enemy we defeat brings us one step closer to victory. Keep fighting, Helldivers.
Got it, I'm shooting the hot hands. Out of the gym I was locked out. I failed, the kid was a drop out.
I changed the game and it's tough now. The city that need me is clear now.
The people are skipping the damage. The people are skipping the damage.
I'm saying man, I can tap dance through the energy blast. Run flat, never pop your orbit. I keep energy in storage.
I see spinning the globe, my fingertip itch. If I could pluck the earthquake hit, look at the wrist.
Look at your body, I'm shaking and shit.
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