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that was jukebox memories and now here's rick bones with the wartime bulletin
good day hell divers this is rick bones bringing you the latest updates from the front lines
you're listening to gnr 107's wartime bulletin today we have some critical updates and interviews
from our brave hell divers and we'll be covering key tech updates and frontline stories let's dive
right in first we have breaking news attention all hell divers the automaton dominion has been
split in two a large pocket of automaton held planets is now cut off from cyberstan disrupting
their supplies and communications this will significantly impact the defenses on those planets
and it will take the automatons time to recover until then and so long as our barrier holds
the cutoff planets are vulnerable to our just liberation super earth high command
congratulates the hell divers for demonstrating such fierce determination and strategic brilliance
high command urges hell divers to seize this opportunity of temporary disruption to the
automaton forces and deliver freedom most effectively to the world's now exposed
before the socialist toasters regroup get out there and spill oil following that let's delve
into the andromeda sector where our forces have been ordered to cut a line through the automaton
front the goal to disrupt bot supply routes and comms lines weakening their cutoff forces
sergeant alex ironside shared some insights about this mission he mentioned that despite
facing heavy resistance our hell divers managed to sever the enemy supply lines causing significant
chaos among their ranks a full interview with sergeant ironside will be featured next week
in other news the terminated research initiative has made significant strides thanks to our hell
divers efforts dr elena vosse reports that the higher quality e710 harvested under extreme duress
will be crucial for our fdl travel capabilities additionally there's an ongoing investigation
into the new spore producing towers constructed by the terminates more details on this research
will be covered in our special segment next week now let's switch gears to our tech update
although pennie lively will be on vacation next week she has prepared me some updates for today
here's what you need to know from patch 1000.405 this hot fix aims to improve our drop-in experience
significantly reducing instances where people get stuck in the hell pod drop-in loading screen
however there are still several known issues we're actively working on we're working tirelessly
to address these issues to ensure your missions run as smoothly as possible keep your feedback
coming every report helps us improve finally we have some exciting news about upcoming segments
next week colonel richard rick hammond will be aboard the super destroyer valor's shield
interviewing hell divers from various fronts as the ship travels from planet to planet
he'll bring firsthand accounts of bravery and strategy straight from the heroes themselves
that's all for today's wartime bulletin remember stay vigilant stay strong and keep fighting the
good fight this is rick bones signing off tune in next week for more updates and stay sharp hell
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