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Thank you. Been that long. That's what she said.

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Straight off saying, oh, I've gone floppy. Yeah,

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they did go floppy. This bit here, the dial on

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the stick. Stop pointing at your cock. I need

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to see it. You see this really long black rod

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here. It belongs in the drawer upstairs. Rad

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left it downstairs. It's giving me evils now.

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You're in trouble. You still want to listen.

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Don't throw stuff. Don't throw stuff because

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you might hit this important piece of equipment.

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Hello. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. You're

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in the doghouse already. I am in the doghouse.

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That's my wife and already hates me. So let's

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work on your wife. That sounds awful. No, you

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cannot double team my wife. It's only about double

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teaming. Quick, say something quick to make Gemma

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upset. Too late, it's a minute. Oh no, I don't

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know how to upset her. Go on then. Have you ever

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listened to LBZ? LB... C. Only like clips. Okay,

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so it's a radio. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's

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a news presenter. She's going to get really annoyed

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with this. Because the news presenter does this.

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And welcome to the news. And we're now going

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to be talking about this story. And then we're

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going to be talking about this story. Oh. She

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has no concept of doing breaths in between sentences.

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So all you ever hear is. Oh, so she doesn't like

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the. That noise. Oh, she probably doesn't like

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the sound of an Asper attack, no. Right, just

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so we know, there's no guess the intro. So let's

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just get on with the episode. Guess the disorders.

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Enter authorization code. Go on then, what have

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you been doing in this long break? Oh, shit,

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I've already written out my notes. We're on season

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three, episode one, by the way. Yay! I've got

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to change my season as well. We're in season

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four for the Variety Show. Check us out on a

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fourth season. Well, what would you like to hear

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first? Gaming, TV or films? Let's go with films.

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Films, okay. Nothing. TV, nothing. Okay, so I

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introduced Gem to Die Hard. She had never, ever

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seen Die Hard. She messaged me, actually. And

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she agrees it is a Christmas film. Yeah, she

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did. It's funny. She always put it off because

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she'd always been told it's this over -the -top

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action man's film sort of thing. And it's not.

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It's actually a really good action thriller.

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It's not over -the -top at all. It's clever.

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All the ideas behind it. No, she thoroughly enjoyed

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it. So that was film number one. Then we'll talk

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shit. Then I watched Battleship. Oh, with...

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Who's the singer that's in Battleship? Under

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my umbrella. The Umbrella Lady. Ella. What's

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her name? Rihanna. Rihanna. Yeah, hated it. Just

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thought it was absolute trash. Oh, that's a shame.

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I thought it was meant to be reasonably good.

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Kind of like how Pacific Rim ended up being brilliant.

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I thought Battleship was meant to be okay. Yeah.

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Or am I misremembering? No, no, no, no, no. Battleship

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is trash. including the bit when they start playing

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Battleship. Oh, God, it's actually based on the

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game. It's actually got a bit where they then

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get a radar grid up with A to Z and 1 to 10 on

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it or whatever else. You're joking. And they

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show, where's it going to stop? Beep, beep, beep,

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fire. Do they go, missiles, A3? No, unfortunately,

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when they do sink one of the battleships, they

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don't say, you sank my battleship. I was very

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disappointed by that one. Then we're going to

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come up to another good film. We went to see

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The Housemaid at the cinema. The Housemaid. I

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don't know what that is. Completely over your

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head. It's based on a book by an author I don't

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know. They've got monsters in it. No, monsters

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as in human being monsters, yes. The book Gemma

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absolutely loved. Saw the film was coming out

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so we went to see it in the new year and it was

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really good. Basically, long and short of it

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is... Man is married to wife. Wife hires a housemaid.

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Turns out it's all a bit of a ploy to escape

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the marriage because it turns out he's quite

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a nasty man. Right. But really good. Really,

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really good. Then we'll go back to shit. I took

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a tea to see the SpongeBob movie at the cinema.

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Yes, you did. I fell asleep for five minutes.

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You didn't miss anything? No, no. He just wiggled

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around on me and poked me in the face. Daddy?

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Oh, yeah, I am awake, mate. I'll just close my

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eyes for a moment. Oh, he noticed, damn. It was

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such a long film. Oh, my God. I mean, I'm not

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the biggest fan of Spongebob anyway. I don't

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get it. Jesus, this was painful. So, yeah, that

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was bad. RT's only just watched the other Spongebob

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film, hasn't he? The original one with Hasselhoff.

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You tell me I didn't watch it, Miranda. It's

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got a pirate in it. there's a live action in

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it yeah that's the newest no it's not the cinema

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it was on tv oh i've got no idea then i think

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you've watched the second one oh okay well there's

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probably a pirate in most of them because it's

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spongebob and it's under the sea and it's easy

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to do it's sung by a pirate too isn't it well

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the intro is yeah yeah i'm not even there yeah

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this is the limit of our knowledge i'm afraid

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it all i can tell you it was dire the fact that

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anyone got any enjoyment he really enjoyed it

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and i'm ashamed to say he's my son because of

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that but i don't mean that i don't you know it's

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like kids films they've got to put stuff in for

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the adults because we're the poor bastards have

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to take him there but yeah and there were a couple

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of bits like he gets scared and a brick drops

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on the floor and he goes oh i've dropped my emergency

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brick really funny moment that's the only bit

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oh no sorry there's another bit where patrick

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then does the same and he says oh patrick you've

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dropped your emergency brick he's like what brick

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so you know what that was funny hey i'm laughing

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but that was it that is funny that was it um

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then we'll go to good total recall the original

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okay i like the remake I've never seen the remake.

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It's good. I kind of refused to watch it. We'll

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watch it for the show one time. Oh, okay. Fair

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enough. No, really love the original. I can't

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go to shit because it's not shit. Zootropolis

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2, went to see that as well. And oh, what a movie.

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Oh, so good. So much better than the first film.

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The first film's brilliant. First film is brilliant.

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This is considerably better. It's just, honestly,

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there's just so much to it. So much. thought

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put into the world that they've created as well.

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It's just absolutely wonderful. You cannot get

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away with how magical that film is. Have you

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watched the series? There's a series? There's

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a Disney series, yeah. It's called Zootopia.

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Oh, okay, because that's what the films are called

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in America. We just get them called Zootropolis

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here because there's something called Zootopia

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here. Yeah, it's called Zootopia. I think the

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series is called Zootopia. I'd be surprised because

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I know the films had to change their name here

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because there was already something in the UK

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and Europe called Zootopia. Well, they might

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call it Zootropolis in America, the series, and

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Zootopia here. Oh, possibly. But I'm sure there's

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a series on Disney. Oh, we'll have to dig that

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one out. Yeah, because one of the episodes is

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the weasel singing. You're saying that as if

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I've seen it when I haven't. No, you've seen

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the first film. Yeah. You know they chase the

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weasel. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. One episode is

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him singing and doing that escape. Oh, awesome.

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Okay, I'll have to dig that one out then. That

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sounds good. But that's all the films that I

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could remember that I've watched. So it's been

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quite a busy one. TV or gaming next? TV next.

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Right. Well, we're watching Traitors because

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Kay has fallen in love with it and Gem thoroughly

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enjoys it. So we're watching the latest season

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of that. We keep being told to watch that and

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we've neglected to do it. Yeah, well, we did.

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Then we watched the Celebrity one and... They

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kind of fell head over heels with it. Then we

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watched season one, really enjoyed it, and now

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we're watching whatever season this is. That's

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live on TV right now. It's enjoyable. There's

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a lot of things I would change if it was me,

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but it's not me, and they're making millions

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from this, so I'm guessing they're doing the

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right thing. So yeah, watch that. And the other

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thing I've started is Invincible, which is a

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kind of... it's an anime is it anime manga i

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guess it is uh basically about a superhero whose

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son finally develops his superhero powers and

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He's training him. This is up to the point I'm

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at at the moment. He's training him and they're

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taking on things that are going on around the

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world at that time. I know what's coming and

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it gets really dark. But you watch it and you're

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like, oh, it's a nice cartoon. Then you watch

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Omni -Man punch someone's head and it explodes

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into a shower of brain, skull, eyeballs. And

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it's like, okay, this is highly graphic. This

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is not a kid's TV show. Yeah, I've heard it's

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good. Is it anything to do with the boys or is

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it Eric Kripke or something? i just got some

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feeling that or maybe the walking dead there's

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something that i watch that is linked to it like

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what universe is it in or who is it who wrote

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it uh that i'm not sure uh there's no confirmed

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crossover however creator robert kirkman has

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hinted at possibility of a crossover in the future

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saying they could so robert kirkman okay so he's

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the guy who does the boys i think Yeah, but I

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don't think that's who does Invincible. I can't

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really tell you much about it because I've literally

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just started watching. Oh, it's Robert Kirkman.

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Yeah, okay. I knew there was a link somehow.

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It's just highly brutal. Incredibly brutal. As

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brutal as The Boys is. I have wanted to watch

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it. But animated. So they've gone even more with

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it. I know The Boys go down the whole route of

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the shrinking man and the urethra and you just...

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holy shit the other guy getting sucked off by

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an octopus yeah we've stopped watching haven't

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we the man has issues rand and i've stopped watching

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it because we just he's got too much from rand

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i'll watch it at some point but it's not top

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of the list the man has issues i wouldn't want

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to be near his hard drive if the police turned

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up um yeah his poor wife oh yes uh otherwise

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and it just takes us to gaming and i've not done

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much of that at all just me and t playing goat

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simulator 3 because he's thoroughly loving it

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yeah that's cute he really enjoys it only because

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i've equipped his goat with a rocket launcher

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that fires fireworks and sends people into space

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and more often than not it doesn't really know

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how to deal with it so it fires someone off and

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you see them spiral up and it goes bang and About

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50 % of the time they might fall down. 50 % of

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the other time, though, you just see them carrying

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on spiring off into space until they're just

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unloaded from the scene. Where am I with it?

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It took me a while before I could figure out

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you could turn the tornado off because that was

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causing me a lot of trouble. Yeah. You've done

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the nuke. Yeah, I've done the nuke. There's been

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a couple of times I've had to turn the game off

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and on again to reset it because there's one

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where you have to, like... load up a load of

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boxes into someone's house when they're moving

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oh my god what a pain in the ass and i could

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only get the pink boxes yeah i had to literally

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turn the game off to let it reset itself so go

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simulate three i 100 %ed it so that makes it

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difficult i got everything i did all the challenges

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i got all the trophies i did all the hidden all

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the hidden stuff 100 %ed it logged on now with

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t again and it's like there's loads more now

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They put a load more achievements in. They put

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a load more trophies to find. They put a load

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more missions. They keep adding more. And this

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is brilliant. It's the game that keeps on giving.

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Near the pink box house, there is now a Swedish

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house. Yeah. That you've got to build a flat

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pack mission and then you end up in Ikea. Yeah,

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I did that one. Yeah, I'm glad that you said

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the added because I'm going through it. I've

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been a while since I actually played it. But

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I was going through it thinking, how did he 100

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% this? I'm overwhelmed with the amount of stuff.

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Yeah, there's so much to it. And it's not even

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DLC either. It's just there. I mean, there is

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DLC, but they've also just put a load of free

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stuff in. It's wonderful. But you know what?

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All the skins are not in the game. There's no

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money. And it's all completely, absolutely manageable.

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Really easy to get some really fun things. I

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mean, I do tend to just like my goat to look

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like a goat, but I think I have, I did the Lord

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of the Rings one. That was really fun. So I have

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the one ring. Well, he sat on the edge and you

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didn't head by him. It was fun. There's one bit

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I'm stuck on. I'm going around. I have to deliver

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a pizza to a pizza delivery man. I cannot find

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any pizza delivery men anywhere. Oh. Do you get

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a pizza and you press a button and you shoot

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pizzas? Yeah, yeah. No, I have got that because

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I have got the pizza. I've never seen a pizza

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delivery man once. Never seen one. Ah. I'll have

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to dig that one out and have a look at it again.

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But have you done Bigfoot yet? No. I had to use

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the guide to tell me what to do with the church

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bell. Oh, yeah. How I was supposed to know that

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I had to ring... The Star Wars thing or whatever

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it was. I think it kind of implied... I got an

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idea that maybe I had to do something, but it's

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like, how am I supposed to know what order to

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press them in to play the song? Imperial March

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or something it says, doesn't it? Unless there's

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something hidden that tells you the order, which

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I couldn't find. No, no, no. It's just about,

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you literally have to have the nerd knowledge

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to know. Yeah, I looked it up. I looked it up.

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I know. I knew as much as I think I know, but

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just tell me. Yeah. Do you know what I mean?

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i'm not i'm not gonna lie it's one of my favorite

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games it's a lot of fun it is a lot it's stupid

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it's stupid but they keep putting all these things

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in and there's just so much that's been well

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thought out i mean there's a point where you'll

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find um whatever they call elon musk you come

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across his house and you make his house fly Oh,

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that's fun. In fact, you will have seen it. Somewhere

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up on one of the hills, you'll see big wind turbines.

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They've got giant AA batteries in them. And you've

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got to climb up, take the AA battery out, lick

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them, bring the AA battery down and take them

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to his house, which then makes his house unplugged

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and it flies. Oh, that's funny. And then you

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get a load of stuff from that as well. There's

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the giant alien invasion you probably haven't

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done yet. No, I haven't. Where you get a little

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UFO and you can fly around the whole map in the

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little UFO shooting things. it starts off quite

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innocent really it's like you're in the farm

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yeah right you're in the farm it's like um jump

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do a forward flip do a back flip go up the tower

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do like a 15 meter grind on an electric rail

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and then all of a sudden you're doing all this

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other stuff yeah i was thinking you found the

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goat houses as well which acts as your kind of

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spawn points you can use yeah the little towers

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yeah yeah and then you can go in there and you

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go through to the goat kingdom where you have

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more to unlock in there that's all very cool

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yeah it's just a very oh goat kingdom i haven't

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unlocked a goat kingdom oh if you go in one of

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the towers you get you go end up in a castle

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or this massive i've been in the castle yeah

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that's it that's the goat i've got followers

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in there now yeah and then the more you unlock

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that's where you go to go to the final boss that's

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where you turn off the tornado ah right there's

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a little um statuette in there i'll tell you

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what A simulator game that I played, which I

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was like, oh, if it's going to be like Goat Simulator,

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it's going to be brilliant. Pigeon Simulator.

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Oh, you said it. Atrocious. Wow. I was like,

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yes, fine. A prison pigeon game. This is going

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to be great. And if it's like Goat Simulator,

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great. It's fucking dreadful. Like the flying's

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awful. It's a bit like Ghostbusters. There's

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a game where... you play this female who goes

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into this, like, laboratory, and there's, like,

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loads of weird things happening in the laboratory,

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and you have to kind of, like, make it all appear.

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I'm just going to pause, because I want to tell

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you what it's called. Okay. Control. Oh, I've

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never played that one. So imagine Control. So

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in Control, you've got a bit of a psychic powers,

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and there's kind of... weird things going on

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like they've got artifacts it's like alan wake

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is to do with alan wake you know in that how

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you had the weird again another series i've never

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played well i've only played the first one but

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like there's like there might be a fridge that's

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possessed by this thing that's what's going on

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in in pigeon simulator and it's like no don't

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do any of that just like you have to pick up

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like the tutorial was so long teaching you all

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how to use all these different Ghostbuster -esque

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devices. Oh no, screw that. No, no, no, no, no.

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Just let me fly around and shit on people. I

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think that's why we need to download Squirrel

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with a Gun. I was just about to say, I wanted

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something like Squirrel with a Gun. Like a pigeon.

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That's what I wanted. No, that's disappointing.

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And bear in mind, Goat Simulator started off

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as an April Fool. Oh, did it? Yeah, a bit like

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Portal did. Someone created a... So Portal, I

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think, started off as a Lego mock -up. Oh yeah.

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And it was a Lego animation of the portal gun,

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and then they ran with it and actually turned

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it into the game. And yeah, Goat Simulator, they

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just did a... I think Coffee Stain Studios, who

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made it, made a fake poster for it. They may

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have even done a fake video for it. And the demand

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was so high, they built Goat Simulator 1, which

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is not a mark on the second game at all. it's

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tight it's a fraction of the size even with the

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city that they added onto it it is a fraction

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of the size but three brilliant so worth it yeah

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i'm really enjoying three and i haven't played

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one and two but three is great there is no two

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There is no Ghost Simulator 2. That was, again,

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part of the joke. You just blow my mind. That

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was part of the joke. Ghost Simulator 1. Our

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sequel's going to be Ghost Simulator 3. Okay,

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I like that. That's fun. That completely threw

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me because I would have been looking. I want

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to play them all. You know what they should have

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done? Had the storyline in number one on a cliffhanger

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and just not go from there in number three. Like,

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imagine watching the... You haven't watched them,

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but imagine watching the three Lord of the Rings

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films, just going from one to three. They should

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have done that. I still love the fact that Goat

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Simulator 3 opens a bit like Skyrim. It does,

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yeah. It does look like Skyrim, yeah, yeah. Being

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towed along by the tractor. Yeah, and the tractor

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guy's talking. I think you can cause trouble

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whilst you're on the tractor, too. Yeah. Oh,

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yeah. Yeah, you can do things. Right. Everything?

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Yep, that's everything. What have I been doing?

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Lots. Well, lots and also not lots. Lots of time

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spending with tea and doing stuff with tea on

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this break. Well, it was Christmas holidays,

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wasn't it? So it is all about dedicating that

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time to your kid. Film -wise, I'm just looking

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at my notes. Really only one. I don't really

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want to talk about it too much because I actually

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want to do it for the show. So I watched Frankenstein.

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Oh, I thought that was actually a series. It's

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a film, isn't it? It's a film, yeah. Oh, okay,

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cool. It's two and a half hours, so it is a bit

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of a watch. Guillermo del Toro, who I love. Yeah,

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he was... Oh, God, why can I never remember?

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The one where the weird creature has eyes in

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its hands. I can't think of the name of it now.

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It's Hellboy. No, no, no, it's not. But it's

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also... Yeah, he did the foreign film. pan's

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labyrinth pan's labyrinth yes he did he did have

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two hell boys uh he did the shape of water he

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has a really good one on netflix i've only actually

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watched the first episode of it because miranda

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didn't want to watch it because she thought it

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was too mental um box of curiosities well i've

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heard about this yeah um i'm really into his

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stuff so I'm going to watch those. As with everything,

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you'll never hear us on it. We'll get to it eventually.

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Absolutely brilliant. So spoilers for whether

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we do that on the next episode or one later down

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the line, but absolutely brilliant. I loved it

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all the way through. For me, it was a not picking

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my phone up and looking at it film. I was engaged

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all the way through. That's pretty good. I really

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enjoyed it. And I think that you should try and

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convince Gem to watch it with you too, if you

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can. okay um it's an interesting take on the

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frankenstein's monster film um yeah dr frankenstein

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almost being rock star ish kind of really arrogant

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he's not likable yeah okay whereas the monster

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is it's like a flip oh which uh yeah it's it's

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worth a watch but don't forget the original frankenstein

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story you do feel sorry for frankenstein's monster

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you really do feel sorry for him in this i i

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felt very sorry for him you know you could see

00:22:01.039 --> 00:22:04.400
the anger and stuff inside but it's all it's

00:22:04.400 --> 00:22:06.859
like a nature of a nurture thing and her hers

00:22:06.859 --> 00:22:11.680
his is certainly a nurture he is that way because

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of what has been done to oscar is his character

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because of him he is like the way he is that's

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oh i might pop it on in the background tomorrow

00:22:20.299 --> 00:22:22.660
while i work then yeah it's worth it because

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we'll talk about the end of the show uh that's

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really the only film i can think of otherwise

00:22:26.759 --> 00:22:30.119
shows the new fallout series is out so we've

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watched one episode of it because we were too

00:22:32.460 --> 00:22:34.980
busy watching all the stranger things staying

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up till stupid o 'clock at night watching like

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the newest episodes as they came out because

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we didn't want any spoilers not going on our

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phones making sure there's neither of us had

00:22:44.220 --> 00:22:46.180
anything spoiled so and it didn't get spoiled

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for us which is great um another quick one percy

00:22:51.029 --> 00:22:53.190
jackson olympians we're watching that's the disney

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thing it's okay that's as much as i can say for

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it is i'll keep watching it i've only ever seen

00:23:00.450 --> 00:23:04.809
the first one when k got into the harry potter

00:23:04.809 --> 00:23:08.230
series uh she watched the films up to a certain

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number that we let her because we felt everything

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after that would be scary i mean i think from

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the films onwards that had the mermaids onwards

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we just said you're not going to enjoy it so

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You'll watch it when you're old, and she has

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done, and she understood that since. But we did

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try watching Percy Jackson. I watched it. I thoroughly

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enjoyed it. I thought the first film was quite

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good, but good God, it's a typical Disney where

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you kill the mother within the first few minutes.

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We're talking about the series. Oh, the series?

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Oh. Yes, there's a series. Oh, okay. And it is

00:23:35.839 --> 00:23:40.420
good, but also kind of I think that I wouldn't

00:23:40.420 --> 00:23:43.099
watch it on my own. I'm only watching it because

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Miranda wants to watch it, and that does not

00:23:45.180 --> 00:23:48.549
mean I don't like it. But I wouldn't... You wouldn't

00:23:48.549 --> 00:23:50.750
choose to watch it unless someone else was there

00:23:50.750 --> 00:23:52.309
saying, can we watch this? Yeah, which is why

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I don't think you'll probably end up watching

00:23:53.750 --> 00:23:55.829
it unless Kay asks you to watch it with her.

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I can't imagine you watching it. Does that make

00:23:58.670 --> 00:24:01.069
sense? Yeah, well, no, she's back on Young Sheldon,

00:24:01.089 --> 00:24:03.750
so we've lost her for another couple of weeks.

00:24:03.970 --> 00:24:05.890
Oh, she likes to re -watch it. Oh, yeah, this

00:24:05.890 --> 00:24:08.250
is the second re -watch and she just binges.

00:24:08.490 --> 00:24:11.289
Is it good? Oh, I thoroughly enjoyed it. In fact,

00:24:11.329 --> 00:24:13.130
I prefer it to The Big Bang Theory, which is

00:24:13.130 --> 00:24:15.930
what Gem liked. Never watched The Big Bang Theory.

00:24:16.399 --> 00:24:18.319
Oh, it was a good enough comedy. It just went

00:24:18.319 --> 00:24:21.660
on a bit long for me and became a bit samey in

00:24:21.660 --> 00:24:25.200
the last couple of seasons. But for me, I enjoyed

00:24:25.200 --> 00:24:27.500
it as a comedy because a lot of the stuff they're

00:24:27.500 --> 00:24:30.819
fanatical about is the stuff that I enjoy. Yeah.

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Everything about it says I should like it if

00:24:33.579 --> 00:24:36.619
I watched it, but I just haven't bothered. Just

00:24:36.619 --> 00:24:39.420
quick jump back to Stranger Things. So I'm going

00:24:39.420 --> 00:24:41.819
to be very careful. I don't want to spoil anything.

00:24:44.039 --> 00:24:48.759
Oh dear god, what time is it? Oh shit. Right,

00:24:48.819 --> 00:24:52.380
um, um, okay, okay. New year, new me, new year,

00:24:52.380 --> 00:24:56.440
new me. What am I doing? Fuck these two. Again.

00:24:56.799 --> 00:24:59.920
How are they still doing this shit? Right, well

00:24:59.920 --> 00:25:02.779
okay then, let's just get on with it. This is

00:25:02.779 --> 00:25:06.339
spoiler central for Stranger Things. Rob's done

00:25:06.339 --> 00:25:08.839
his best, but if you don't want even the smallest

00:25:08.839 --> 00:25:11.900
hint of anything Stranger Things related... Please

00:25:11.900 --> 00:25:15.240
skip ahead just over four minutes. Peace out,

00:25:15.259 --> 00:25:18.460
sisters. Catch you on the next one. Now, where

00:25:18.460 --> 00:25:24.000
did I put that paracetamol? So, prefaces, we

00:25:24.000 --> 00:25:27.460
are recording on the 7th of January. Yes. That

00:25:27.460 --> 00:25:32.940
might mean something. So, there's something going

00:25:32.940 --> 00:25:37.579
on online called Conformity Gate. I don't know

00:25:37.579 --> 00:25:41.900
why it's got that name. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever.

00:25:42.240 --> 00:25:46.680
But in season one, the Briar's mum, whatever

00:25:46.680 --> 00:25:51.619
her name is, something Briars, she spends something

00:25:51.619 --> 00:25:56.779
like seven days having theories about where Will

00:25:56.779 --> 00:26:00.759
is. Right, yeah. And no one believing her, everyone

00:26:00.759 --> 00:26:02.980
calling her crazy, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:26:03.079 --> 00:26:07.839
Yes. Now, I'm being very careful here. If you

00:26:07.839 --> 00:26:10.549
do not want to know anything about... stranger

00:26:10.549 --> 00:26:14.470
things the last season ignore the next few minutes

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i'm still going to do my best you've said that

00:26:16.069 --> 00:26:18.309
you don't mind but i'm still no i don't mind

00:26:18.309 --> 00:26:20.829
there are things that happened in the last episode

00:26:20.829 --> 00:26:25.650
uh of stranger things the very last episode which

00:26:25.650 --> 00:26:30.509
all imply that's not actually the true ending

00:26:30.509 --> 00:26:34.569
because there's so many little hidden things

00:26:34.569 --> 00:26:41.519
which do calls backs to other parts of the show,

00:26:41.700 --> 00:26:46.000
which are Vecna doing naughty things, manipulating

00:26:46.000 --> 00:26:51.259
people, faking stuff. And the episode at no point

00:26:51.259 --> 00:26:55.059
implies he's doing anything, but the evidence

00:26:55.059 --> 00:26:58.480
is there. Now, did the directors put it there

00:26:58.480 --> 00:27:00.880
just to make everyone go crazy? Maybe. Well,

00:27:00.900 --> 00:27:03.500
this is it. And that's what I think is the case.

00:27:03.599 --> 00:27:07.690
There has been so many... posts online as you

00:27:07.690 --> 00:27:10.829
said no spoilers but constantly saying oh look

00:27:10.829 --> 00:27:13.430
how the books line up you can spell so and so

00:27:13.430 --> 00:27:17.910
is alive still well no the thing is like um when

00:27:17.910 --> 00:27:20.549
you see them put the books on the shelf in order

00:27:20.549 --> 00:27:23.869
when it looks back at it they're on an order

00:27:23.869 --> 00:27:27.650
that they weren't placed on to make a word right

00:27:27.650 --> 00:27:30.349
right okay so i'm trying i'm trying my best here

00:27:30.349 --> 00:27:32.950
to not spoil anything that means nothing to somebody

00:27:32.950 --> 00:27:34.869
who hasn't actually watched the episode yeah

00:27:34.869 --> 00:27:39.130
but But there's things that are different colours

00:27:39.130 --> 00:27:42.109
is another thing. There's loads of other things,

00:27:42.130 --> 00:27:44.190
but also all the dates and all the numbers and

00:27:44.190 --> 00:27:47.789
everything supposedly lines up, as in how many

00:27:47.789 --> 00:27:50.289
days Will was in the Upside Down. All these different

00:27:50.289 --> 00:27:52.250
things and loads of other things that people

00:27:52.250 --> 00:27:55.809
have found that line up to something happening

00:27:55.809 --> 00:27:59.029
on the 7th of January in real life. Which is

00:27:59.029 --> 00:28:01.049
today. Which is today. And obviously it's American,

00:28:01.269 --> 00:28:03.970
so we have to wait for American time. But even...

00:28:04.480 --> 00:28:06.200
But the reason I think it's fake is that I just

00:28:06.200 --> 00:28:07.799
think the Duffer Brothers have just done it to

00:28:07.799 --> 00:28:10.019
just make everyone talk about their fucking show

00:28:10.019 --> 00:28:12.660
because that's what you would do. But it doesn't

00:28:12.660 --> 00:28:19.799
help with Netflix's socials all changing to changing

00:28:19.799 --> 00:28:22.839
their stuff for today. So either all of Netflix's

00:28:22.839 --> 00:28:26.000
social team are all in on it and are doing silly

00:28:26.000 --> 00:28:29.720
things to get the hype train continually going.

00:28:30.519 --> 00:28:34.880
well i would say it's 10 30 p .m there is a good

00:28:34.880 --> 00:28:38.539
chance that something will have already been

00:28:38.539 --> 00:28:43.660
released by now um oh yeah see netflix brazil

00:28:43.660 --> 00:28:46.339
put all their stuff in backwards yeah this is

00:28:46.339 --> 00:28:48.759
what i'm saying there's all these different things

00:28:48.759 --> 00:28:52.700
and it also it just kind of depends on what um

00:28:52.700 --> 00:28:56.769
time zone they're doing it Are they going to

00:28:56.769 --> 00:28:58.809
do it at midnight? They're doing it for the times

00:28:58.809 --> 00:29:03.210
upside down. It's going to be 12 o 'clock the

00:29:03.210 --> 00:29:06.069
other side. Yeah. So anyway, as I was speaking

00:29:06.069 --> 00:29:09.309
about it, it's still in the slot. I'm on the

00:29:09.309 --> 00:29:11.609
day that supposedly they're supposed to be doing

00:29:11.609 --> 00:29:13.910
something that might have another episode to

00:29:13.910 --> 00:29:16.210
completely actually change how the ending of

00:29:16.210 --> 00:29:19.450
Stranger Things was and how amazingly fun that

00:29:19.450 --> 00:29:21.289
would be. And I would love it. But at the same

00:29:21.289 --> 00:29:24.089
time, I'm still happy with how it ended. I'm

00:29:24.089 --> 00:29:27.440
not going to talk about how it ended. There we

00:29:27.440 --> 00:29:31.640
are. All done. Enjoy the rest of the show. I

00:29:31.640 --> 00:29:34.480
will have to put a Valentino thing in here to

00:29:34.480 --> 00:29:36.039
tell people to skip because I think I probably

00:29:36.039 --> 00:29:37.740
have said too much. I really don't want to spoil

00:29:37.740 --> 00:29:39.599
it. It's not fair to spoil it because it's too

00:29:39.599 --> 00:29:42.380
soon. Do put a skip on there because we've always

00:29:42.380 --> 00:29:45.579
said it should be at least a month after. Yeah,

00:29:45.599 --> 00:29:47.900
it's way too close. It's not fair. I'll give

00:29:47.900 --> 00:29:50.900
it another few episodes of the sci -fi show before

00:29:50.900 --> 00:29:52.779
I talk about it again, and even then I'll still

00:29:52.779 --> 00:29:55.079
put warnings in and still link it because, you

00:29:55.079 --> 00:29:58.579
know, people have busy lives. Yeah. My concern

00:29:58.579 --> 00:30:01.380
is that Netflix is just going to do what Netflix

00:30:01.380 --> 00:30:05.079
does best, and that's we make money from this,

00:30:05.119 --> 00:30:08.339
don't we? Spin -off series. Yeah, they're doing

00:30:08.339 --> 00:30:10.839
that. Vecna's Day Off. So they're doing some

00:30:10.839 --> 00:30:20.970
Vecna's Big Day Out. Traitors with Vecna. The

00:30:20.970 --> 00:30:24.809
Ed Gein story, but that was Vecna. It's a really

00:30:24.809 --> 00:30:27.470
good... Full on documentary about... Talking

00:30:27.470 --> 00:30:30.250
about Ed Gein. Gein, sorry. So there's a great

00:30:30.250 --> 00:30:33.910
shot with Will Brise's character at a bar. And

00:30:33.910 --> 00:30:36.410
in the bar, a lad comes up to the bar to sit

00:30:36.410 --> 00:30:40.849
next to him. And they changed it for that other

00:30:40.849 --> 00:30:43.349
character in one of those horror ones. He's the

00:30:43.349 --> 00:30:46.579
gay guy. What's he called? The horror... The

00:30:46.579 --> 00:30:49.339
real life murderer who was gay in the 80s. Oh,

00:30:49.339 --> 00:30:50.700
yeah, yeah. I know who you mean. They've changed

00:30:50.700 --> 00:30:54.559
it for him. And they've done such a good job

00:30:54.559 --> 00:31:00.240
with it. It's just funny. But yeah, what were

00:31:00.240 --> 00:31:02.980
we saying before that? We completely got railroaded

00:31:02.980 --> 00:31:06.579
by your spinoff. Yeah, there is a spinoff. They're

00:31:06.579 --> 00:31:09.660
doing an animated thing based between season

00:31:09.660 --> 00:31:12.619
two and three, an animated thing. And they've

00:31:12.619 --> 00:31:14.519
got something coming out in the 12th, which is

00:31:14.519 --> 00:31:16.759
like a documentary kind of thing. I mean, that's

00:31:16.759 --> 00:31:18.680
cool. I like that kind of stuff. That kind of

00:31:18.680 --> 00:31:21.440
reminds me of special features on DVDs. The documentary

00:31:21.440 --> 00:31:23.359
would make sense because it's following the kids

00:31:23.359 --> 00:31:24.980
as they grow up while they're filming it from

00:31:24.980 --> 00:31:27.359
what I've read about it. That makes sense. And

00:31:27.359 --> 00:31:28.839
I think that would be quite cool to see. Yeah,

00:31:28.839 --> 00:31:32.359
I will watch that because I like special features

00:31:32.359 --> 00:31:35.839
on DVDs and stuff. I always enjoyed that. But

00:31:35.839 --> 00:31:38.779
no, I'd be intrigued to see. It'd be so funny

00:31:38.779 --> 00:31:40.660
if it gets to midnight and absolutely nothing.

00:31:40.799 --> 00:31:42.980
Yeah, I mean, that's... that's what i'm expecting

00:31:42.980 --> 00:31:45.960
and i i might be a little bit disappointed but

00:31:45.960 --> 00:31:47.440
at the same time i'm still happy with how it

00:31:47.440 --> 00:31:50.940
ended you know it's they did a better job at

00:31:50.940 --> 00:31:53.460
ending one of the biggest series on tv than game

00:31:53.460 --> 00:31:58.619
of thrones did so midnight all the episodes now

00:31:58.619 --> 00:32:04.549
only play backwards That would be brilliant.

00:32:05.049 --> 00:32:07.869
Yeah, I'd be up for that. I'd watch it all again.

00:32:09.789 --> 00:32:11.730
So that's all the things we've watched that I

00:32:11.730 --> 00:32:16.789
can think of. Game -wise, I've played a fair

00:32:16.789 --> 00:32:20.170
few games, streamed a fair amount. I've had technical

00:32:20.170 --> 00:32:23.150
issues every single one. So sorry, anybody that

00:32:23.150 --> 00:32:25.369
does watch the VODs. No one's watching it live,

00:32:25.450 --> 00:32:27.670
one, because we just don't have enough following,

00:32:27.750 --> 00:32:31.539
I think. But also... I'm announcing it like 20

00:32:31.539 --> 00:32:33.259
minutes before I'm doing it. Because it's always

00:32:33.259 --> 00:32:36.200
last minute. We need to form a proper schedule.

00:32:36.460 --> 00:32:39.240
And I think... Well, we will. Just to interrupt

00:32:39.240 --> 00:32:41.720
you, I definitely will as soon as I've ironed

00:32:41.720 --> 00:32:44.220
out all of my technical problems. 100%. Because

00:32:44.220 --> 00:32:46.319
right now, I just kind of feel it's a bit like,

00:32:46.460 --> 00:32:48.859
you know, you're there if you're there. Kind

00:32:48.859 --> 00:32:51.599
of, you know, we went through half an hour you

00:32:51.599 --> 00:32:54.119
were in the stream and no one could hear you.

00:32:54.220 --> 00:32:56.940
I even, I'm pretty sure I asked if people could

00:32:56.940 --> 00:32:59.859
hear you. And the people watching... didn't say

00:32:59.859 --> 00:33:03.619
until you said to me that no one could hear you

00:33:03.619 --> 00:33:06.000
after you'd already gone. And I said, oh, no

00:33:06.000 --> 00:33:07.680
one could hear him. And then Chris in the chat

00:33:07.680 --> 00:33:08.960
goes, yeah, I couldn't hear a thing you were

00:33:08.960 --> 00:33:14.079
saying. Thanks, Chris. Because I didn't have

00:33:14.079 --> 00:33:18.019
the stream up on my phone. And what's really

00:33:18.019 --> 00:33:20.720
annoying, your mic thing was going up and down.

00:33:21.059 --> 00:33:23.400
I could hear you. Your mic thing was going up

00:33:23.400 --> 00:33:26.880
and down. You were unmuted. Everything in, it

00:33:26.880 --> 00:33:30.700
was not OBS, whatever it's called. was telling

00:33:30.700 --> 00:33:33.440
me they should be able to hear you. Everything

00:33:33.440 --> 00:33:39.619
was telling me that. So I don't feel bad that

00:33:39.619 --> 00:33:41.579
they didn't hear you. I feel annoyed that the

00:33:41.579 --> 00:33:44.299
software was not giving me the correct information.

00:33:44.400 --> 00:33:46.160
We need to have a proper play with it. But I

00:33:46.160 --> 00:33:48.940
was going to say, maybe we should schedule like...

00:33:49.390 --> 00:33:52.650
two hour stream once a month that's the guaranteed

00:33:52.650 --> 00:33:54.390
day that we're always going to do it yeah do

00:33:54.390 --> 00:33:57.170
12 of them in a year and then any additional

00:33:57.170 --> 00:34:00.509
ones on top of that just bonus ones really excuse

00:34:00.509 --> 00:34:03.849
me yeah i agree with that as there's a few games

00:34:03.849 --> 00:34:06.789
i mean i sent you a game today on facebook um

00:34:06.789 --> 00:34:09.090
let someone put a video up that's just come out

00:34:09.090 --> 00:34:12.250
i think it's an apogee game where the monster

00:34:12.250 --> 00:34:15.449
learns how you're hiding and how you're running

00:34:15.449 --> 00:34:17.849
and starts just like I'm going to wait here for

00:34:17.849 --> 00:34:18.949
you because I know you're going to come back.

00:34:19.010 --> 00:34:21.150
Oh, fuck that. I haven't seen this that you said.

00:34:21.190 --> 00:34:23.349
Yeah, I tagged you in it this morning. Do I watch

00:34:23.349 --> 00:34:26.210
it live right now? I think you should. Dare I?

00:34:26.250 --> 00:34:28.469
I think you should. I don't know if it was a

00:34:28.469 --> 00:34:31.630
video or not. If it's a video, it mentioned me

00:34:31.630 --> 00:34:35.769
in a post and mentioned me in a comment. Oh,

00:34:35.769 --> 00:34:38.269
yeah. You run, it walks. You hide, it waits.

00:34:38.329 --> 00:34:40.949
You fight, it learns. The hunter is coming. Total

00:34:40.949 --> 00:34:43.889
chaos continues to haunt players and it's only

00:34:43.889 --> 00:34:45.849
getting even worse. New game plus. Wait, it's

00:34:45.849 --> 00:34:48.650
total chaos. Yes. New Game Plus is coming early

00:34:48.650 --> 00:34:49.929
this year, introducing Monster That Remembers

00:34:49.929 --> 00:34:50.349
You. Oh, is that the one you've really been playing?

00:34:50.449 --> 00:34:52.590
That's what I've been playing. Oh! Yeah, New

00:34:52.590 --> 00:34:54.309
Game Plus is coming early this year, introducing

00:34:54.309 --> 00:34:56.250
Monster That Remembers You. See, it's all on

00:34:56.250 --> 00:34:58.150
Game Pass now, so it's on the PlayStation and

00:34:58.150 --> 00:35:00.789
on Xbox, which means I can happily just sit on

00:35:00.789 --> 00:35:02.829
my sofa and play it. Yes, I mean, what I will

00:35:02.829 --> 00:35:06.710
say about Total Chaos is that it's a difficult

00:35:06.710 --> 00:35:09.670
one to stream because it's so fucking dark. I

00:35:09.670 --> 00:35:11.489
kept saying it when I was streaming it, so I

00:35:11.489 --> 00:35:12.929
didn't... I mean, I didn't do it last time because

00:35:12.929 --> 00:35:16.320
I was playing 360 games, but it... it's so dark

00:35:16.320 --> 00:35:19.300
it's not a good one to watch for that aspect

00:35:19.300 --> 00:35:21.719
it's fine if you want to watch me just shit my

00:35:21.719 --> 00:35:26.420
pants but at the same time as that the now the

00:35:26.420 --> 00:35:28.420
ghost thing has lost its scariness to me because

00:35:28.420 --> 00:35:31.079
now i know i can kill it right so i just turn

00:35:31.079 --> 00:35:33.539
around and kill it and like the little guys unless

00:35:33.539 --> 00:35:35.500
they jump out at me they're not even remotely

00:35:35.500 --> 00:35:38.659
scary they're basically like imps or normal guys

00:35:38.659 --> 00:35:40.820
in doom they're not even remotely scary now because

00:35:40.820 --> 00:35:43.139
i know i can just whack them and dodge them We

00:35:43.139 --> 00:35:46.880
will still have to do Alien Isolation from the

00:35:46.880 --> 00:35:48.920
beginning. I'm too scared to do Alien Isolation.

00:35:48.920 --> 00:35:50.940
No, we will sit together on the sofa. We'll hold

00:35:50.940 --> 00:35:54.920
hands if we need to. I'm too scared. Oh, no,

00:35:55.000 --> 00:35:56.559
with the lights. We'll have all the lights turned

00:35:56.559 --> 00:35:58.639
off and have the lights around the TV. Oh, God,

00:35:58.699 --> 00:36:00.980
yeah. Oh, my gosh. Yeah, we'll have to film ourselves

00:36:00.980 --> 00:36:03.179
playing that. With the surround sound on as well.

00:36:03.280 --> 00:36:05.139
Yeah, oh, gosh. Even now I'm getting scared of

00:36:05.139 --> 00:36:07.000
it. All right, so I played some Free City Games

00:36:07.000 --> 00:36:08.940
on stream, did some stuff on stream. They're

00:36:08.940 --> 00:36:13.059
on our... youtube channel which is tom and rob

00:36:13.059 --> 00:36:16.199
in the studio yep it's all you know nice space

00:36:16.199 --> 00:36:18.019
but you can just write that it does does show

00:36:18.019 --> 00:36:21.059
up we actually show up on youtube hooray for

00:36:21.059 --> 00:36:25.099
us uh my streams are quite long they're like

00:36:25.099 --> 00:36:27.440
two hours maybe even three hours or two and a

00:36:27.440 --> 00:36:29.340
half hours i think the last one was and yeah

00:36:29.340 --> 00:36:32.519
you won't hear tj speak but he is there you'll

00:36:32.519 --> 00:36:35.059
hear my side of it but you know it is what it

00:36:35.059 --> 00:36:38.739
is whatever uh other games i've just been going

00:36:38.739 --> 00:36:42.829
through So you do this, get points with Bing.

00:36:43.389 --> 00:36:46.670
Yes. My brother -in -law does it too. He does

00:36:46.670 --> 00:36:48.989
a few of the Chris, but he get his through Xbox.

00:36:49.250 --> 00:36:51.130
You get the same points. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.

00:36:51.250 --> 00:36:53.550
So I was like, okay, I'm going to do that too.

00:36:53.730 --> 00:36:55.969
So like through the December, I played eight

00:36:55.969 --> 00:36:58.130
Game Pass games, which meant I got 250 points.

00:36:58.230 --> 00:37:00.150
Yeah. Playing for 15 minutes, whatever. Which

00:37:00.150 --> 00:37:02.170
meant I played some weird games. I played a game

00:37:02.170 --> 00:37:04.250
called A Game About Digging a Hole. You just

00:37:04.250 --> 00:37:06.690
dig a hole in the ground. That's it. You dig

00:37:06.690 --> 00:37:09.130
a hole in you. There's like, the story is there's

00:37:09.130 --> 00:37:12.679
buried treasure. in this garden, so you buy the

00:37:12.679 --> 00:37:15.800
house and dig a hole. Get money, upgrade your

00:37:15.800 --> 00:37:18.059
shovel, get money, get a jetpack, get money,

00:37:18.239 --> 00:37:21.920
have a bigger bag, get rocks, sell them. That's

00:37:21.920 --> 00:37:25.420
it. Okay. Achievements don't unlock until you've

00:37:25.420 --> 00:37:27.239
completed it. So you have to complete the game

00:37:27.239 --> 00:37:30.159
once, and then the second time you play, you

00:37:30.159 --> 00:37:33.599
get the achievements. That's a really clever

00:37:33.599 --> 00:37:36.719
way of making you play the game more. There's

00:37:36.719 --> 00:37:39.610
also... a little hack that i didn't know till

00:37:39.610 --> 00:37:41.369
after i played it the first time which i'm glad

00:37:41.369 --> 00:37:43.750
because i probably would have just cheated on

00:37:43.750 --> 00:37:46.889
the patio there's a little tile very small tiles

00:37:46.889 --> 00:37:48.889
on the patio there's a very particular one if

00:37:48.889 --> 00:37:51.050
you put your crosshair on the corner of it and

00:37:51.050 --> 00:37:53.110
shoot like use the attack button on it or something

00:37:53.110 --> 00:37:56.269
on it it gives you 10 000 gold oh and you keep

00:37:56.269 --> 00:37:57.909
doing it and you can save infinite gold basically

00:37:57.909 --> 00:38:02.869
okay so uh i didn't know brother -in -law hadn't

00:38:02.869 --> 00:38:05.309
told me that till i would already started my

00:38:05.309 --> 00:38:07.530
second playthrough and was going through trying

00:38:07.530 --> 00:38:09.809
to do achievements i was like how did you do

00:38:09.809 --> 00:38:11.429
this how did you do this and he goes oh you just

00:38:11.429 --> 00:38:14.469
get them do the money glitch i'm like what so

00:38:14.469 --> 00:38:17.190
how because i told him about the game and he'd

00:38:17.190 --> 00:38:20.130
already fully completed it and i told him about

00:38:20.130 --> 00:38:22.409
the game and i'd already halfway through it i

00:38:22.409 --> 00:38:26.880
was like how have you completed so fast how anyway

00:38:26.880 --> 00:38:29.199
that's how he did it so then i did it because

00:38:29.199 --> 00:38:31.380
i did it when i was like okay now i've completed

00:38:31.380 --> 00:38:33.039
the game properly i want the achievements now

00:38:33.039 --> 00:38:34.760
so fair enough which meant i had to actually

00:38:34.760 --> 00:38:37.139
complete the game two or three more times to

00:38:37.139 --> 00:38:41.300
do it anyway still fun um oddly fun because you

00:38:41.300 --> 00:38:42.400
know i just told you it's a game about digging

00:38:42.400 --> 00:38:45.440
a hole oddly kind of games can be like it hit

00:38:45.440 --> 00:38:48.619
something in my brain yeah i am very much there's

00:38:48.619 --> 00:38:51.260
a game called blue dragon on the s sorry everyone

00:38:51.630 --> 00:38:53.070
I'm already going longer than you. I'm not finished

00:38:53.070 --> 00:38:57.070
yet. Called Blue Dragon on the Xbox. I think

00:38:57.070 --> 00:38:58.750
the art design is the same guy that did Dragon

00:38:58.750 --> 00:39:01.250
Ball Z, so it looks the same. But it's an RPG

00:39:01.250 --> 00:39:05.409
turn -based combat, right? You can search everything.

00:39:06.289 --> 00:39:07.969
And when there's nothing in it, a little thing

00:39:07.969 --> 00:39:12.409
goes, boop, nothing. There's an achievement for

00:39:12.409 --> 00:39:17.510
getting something like a million nothings. So

00:39:17.510 --> 00:39:20.300
it encourages you to search. Every single fucking

00:39:20.300 --> 00:39:22.280
item in every single room that you ever see,

00:39:22.340 --> 00:39:25.480
ever. I could not complete the game because I

00:39:25.480 --> 00:39:27.840
was too busy. Nothing, nothing, nothing. Making

00:39:27.840 --> 00:39:29.119
sure because I wanted the achievement. Getting

00:39:29.119 --> 00:39:31.340
every single fucking thing. It's like carrying

00:39:31.340 --> 00:39:33.300
the gnome through Half -Life 2. How much of a

00:39:33.300 --> 00:39:35.320
pain carrying that fucking gnome through Half

00:39:35.320 --> 00:39:37.840
-Life 2 is. I did it on my first playthrough.

00:39:38.260 --> 00:39:41.679
Left 4 Dead 2. No, it's in Half -Life 2. Is there

00:39:41.679 --> 00:39:44.179
a... Yeah, because I remember you drive the fucking

00:39:44.179 --> 00:39:48.079
thing in the car. It's a wedge in the car. Because

00:39:48.079 --> 00:39:49.840
the gnome is in Left 4 Dead 2. Yeah, there's

00:39:49.840 --> 00:39:51.980
one in Left 4 Dead 2 and that was a pain in the

00:39:51.980 --> 00:39:53.320
arse because one of us had to carry the fucking

00:39:53.320 --> 00:39:56.420
gnome. With Mark whacking the witch every gnome.

00:39:56.920 --> 00:39:59.099
Who's got the gnome? Who's got the gnome? I'm

00:39:59.099 --> 00:40:01.599
running. I don't care. No, pick him up. You take

00:40:01.599 --> 00:40:02.820
the gnome all the way through the entire game.

00:40:03.420 --> 00:40:05.559
I think you even have to take it through that

00:40:05.559 --> 00:40:09.679
town where you get the razor gun. Yeah. Oh, I

00:40:09.679 --> 00:40:13.719
might have to play that again. Yeah. I've completed

00:40:13.719 --> 00:40:16.099
Marvel Cosmic Invasion now. Well, the story,

00:40:16.219 --> 00:40:18.440
and I've been going through achievements and

00:40:18.440 --> 00:40:22.420
stuff. Exhibition 30, play more of that. A game

00:40:22.420 --> 00:40:24.659
called Clover Pit. It's very weird. I'm not sure

00:40:24.659 --> 00:40:26.840
I actually like it. It has like one of those,

00:40:26.860 --> 00:40:30.320
what are they called? You pull the lever and

00:40:30.320 --> 00:40:33.619
you get the three things. One -armed bandits

00:40:33.619 --> 00:40:37.800
is the money shover. No, one -armed bandit is

00:40:37.800 --> 00:40:39.400
the one you pull the handle down. A fruit machine.

00:40:39.519 --> 00:40:41.539
A classic fruit machine. That is a one -armed

00:40:41.539 --> 00:40:43.780
bandit. Well, that, I didn't really get it. Didn't

00:40:43.780 --> 00:40:45.679
like it very much. Anyway, that's the games I've

00:40:45.679 --> 00:40:48.559
been playing. I played a couple more today, but

00:40:48.559 --> 00:40:50.199
I can't remember what they're called already.

00:40:50.380 --> 00:40:53.320
Oh, Little Nightmares. It's called Little Nightmares

00:40:53.320 --> 00:40:55.199
I started playing. I played like two minutes

00:40:55.199 --> 00:40:58.599
of it, so sorry. I can't tell you if it's any

00:40:58.599 --> 00:41:00.840
good or not. It looks quite nice. That's it.

00:41:00.860 --> 00:41:02.599
Shall we actually get on with the fucking show

00:41:02.599 --> 00:41:04.179
now? We've been talking for nearly the entire

00:41:04.179 --> 00:41:06.400
time. Yeah, we probably better do, haven't we?

00:41:11.400 --> 00:41:15.139
Accessing library computer data. The fifth element.

00:41:15.739 --> 00:41:17.780
Let's cut straight to the chase. It's a good

00:41:17.780 --> 00:41:21.300
film. Fucking love this film. Yeah, great. Again,

00:41:21.539 --> 00:41:25.849
I didn't write a single... No, I wanted to enjoy

00:41:25.849 --> 00:41:27.429
watching it. Because I didn't want my phone in

00:41:27.429 --> 00:41:28.909
my hands watching it. I just wanted to watch

00:41:28.909 --> 00:41:31.909
it. Gem watched it with me. She thoroughly enjoyed

00:41:31.909 --> 00:41:33.789
it as well. I'm glad she enjoyed it. I think

00:41:33.789 --> 00:41:36.710
she told you the one scene that she didn't like

00:41:36.710 --> 00:41:44.929
is the fight scene where she's in the singer's

00:41:44.929 --> 00:41:47.550
room and she beats up all of the rubber -faced

00:41:47.550 --> 00:41:50.059
monsters. And to be fair... She's not wrong.

00:41:50.519 --> 00:41:52.519
It's not a good fight scene. Is she saying because

00:41:52.519 --> 00:41:56.059
it's not good or it doesn't make sense? Not good

00:41:56.059 --> 00:41:58.639
as in it's not good. It doesn't look good. Yeah,

00:41:58.679 --> 00:42:00.559
there is a bit where there's a comic. It's because

00:42:00.559 --> 00:42:04.079
it's skirting some weird fine line between action

00:42:04.079 --> 00:42:06.599
and comedy. And sometimes I don't think it lands

00:42:06.599 --> 00:42:09.980
on one side. There is a punch in that where she

00:42:09.980 --> 00:42:13.500
like goes, slaps the monster like a wet fish

00:42:13.500 --> 00:42:16.480
on his face. That's dumb. It felt Men in Black.

00:42:17.789 --> 00:42:19.889
It's the sort of thing you'd expect in Men in

00:42:19.889 --> 00:42:22.329
Black. I think that's a really good comparison

00:42:22.329 --> 00:42:24.690
because I think artistically it's very Men in

00:42:24.690 --> 00:42:26.849
Black too. That's interesting. I never thought

00:42:26.849 --> 00:42:29.329
about that. It is. It fits kind of the scope

00:42:29.329 --> 00:42:31.269
of what Men in Black did as well. You're absolutely

00:42:31.269 --> 00:42:35.409
right, yeah. I'll tell you what, it's an odd

00:42:35.409 --> 00:42:38.469
film. As much as I enjoy it, it is an odd film.

00:42:39.829 --> 00:42:41.650
I'm going to say a negative about it. The only

00:42:41.650 --> 00:42:45.050
thing I've never liked about it is the end. I

00:42:45.050 --> 00:42:49.869
don't like how... quick it feels at the end when

00:42:49.869 --> 00:42:51.610
they actually are putting the elements down and

00:42:51.610 --> 00:42:54.170
doing that bit. And then her being the middle

00:42:54.170 --> 00:42:57.210
one. And the I love you stuff, I don't think

00:42:57.210 --> 00:43:00.409
is earned at all. No, God no. Even Miranda, who

00:43:00.409 --> 00:43:03.170
doesn't normally do it, she groaned. It's just

00:43:03.170 --> 00:43:06.769
like, ugh. It's the atypical, you need to have

00:43:06.769 --> 00:43:09.250
some sort of love interest in there now. I mean,

00:43:09.269 --> 00:43:11.329
what the fuck, Bruce Willis? Why would you go

00:43:11.329 --> 00:43:13.949
around kissing an unconscious woman? That makes

00:43:13.949 --> 00:43:17.469
absolutely no sense. I know, like, Even back

00:43:17.469 --> 00:43:20.210
then, before all of the stuff that we'd be saying

00:43:20.210 --> 00:43:22.349
nowadays. Oh yeah, the whole Me Too scene was

00:43:22.349 --> 00:43:25.150
not in the future at that point. I'm sure I would

00:43:25.150 --> 00:43:27.469
have been like, ooh, really? Yeah, it's just

00:43:27.469 --> 00:43:31.090
weird. It's a really weird decision to go with.

00:43:31.210 --> 00:43:33.389
And I didn't really realize it before. Is she

00:43:33.389 --> 00:43:39.050
supposed to be the genetically reborn version

00:43:39.050 --> 00:43:41.869
of the alien that gets crushed at the start?

00:43:42.679 --> 00:43:44.559
You know the one who gives him the key? No, no,

00:43:44.579 --> 00:43:47.300
no, no, no, no. No, she is the fifth element.

00:43:47.440 --> 00:43:49.400
So what you see at the beginning is they take

00:43:49.400 --> 00:43:52.139
the fifth element out of the temple and they

00:43:52.139 --> 00:43:54.659
take it away. And the fifth element is in kind

00:43:54.659 --> 00:43:58.000
of a sarcophagus style thing. But they grow her

00:43:58.000 --> 00:44:00.280
from the hand that was holding the case. No,

00:44:00.280 --> 00:44:02.079
they grow her from the hand that they recover

00:44:02.079 --> 00:44:07.400
from the crash site. So the ship crashes and

00:44:07.400 --> 00:44:09.179
they say this is the only thing that survived.

00:44:09.320 --> 00:44:12.519
But I'm pretty sure it's the hand holding the

00:44:12.519 --> 00:44:15.820
case. No. Because the case is missing a handle

00:44:15.820 --> 00:44:21.719
and the hand is holding it. So the... Oh, what's

00:44:21.719 --> 00:44:25.440
the word? She's meant to have had a case with

00:44:25.440 --> 00:44:28.199
all four stones in. Yeah. And that's what the

00:44:28.199 --> 00:44:30.599
hand is holding. So the fifth element is holding

00:44:30.599 --> 00:44:33.119
a handbag basically with the four stones in.

00:44:33.260 --> 00:44:36.389
Yeah. And that is from the shipwreck. They recovered

00:44:36.389 --> 00:44:42.019
the bag, which is empty. Yeah. And they recover

00:44:42.019 --> 00:44:45.079
the hand holding the broken... That's what she's

00:44:45.079 --> 00:44:46.679
grown from. That's what she's grown from. The

00:44:46.679 --> 00:44:48.420
DNA left in... Yeah, but that hand is the hand

00:44:48.420 --> 00:44:50.340
of those weird aliens. No, it's not. Of those

00:44:50.340 --> 00:44:51.639
big robot things with the small heads. She's

00:44:51.639 --> 00:44:55.639
inside a sarcophagus holding it. Oh, sorry. Okay.

00:44:55.760 --> 00:44:58.300
She's inside kind of a... That's what they take

00:44:58.300 --> 00:44:59.699
out. The thing with the head that's looking up.

00:44:59.780 --> 00:45:00.719
Yeah, you know when they... Could you see the

00:45:00.719 --> 00:45:02.239
action there like anyone could see me? Do you

00:45:02.239 --> 00:45:04.440
know when they take her out of the temple at

00:45:04.440 --> 00:45:06.199
the beginning on the hovering thing? Yeah, okay.

00:45:06.739 --> 00:45:08.780
That's that. And that's what she's in and that's

00:45:08.780 --> 00:45:10.480
what's holding the... Okay, right. The case.

00:45:10.699 --> 00:45:12.980
somehow i missed that somehow i missed that point

00:45:12.980 --> 00:45:16.699
and i to be honest mate for years and i mean

00:45:16.699 --> 00:45:19.780
years having watched that i always never looked

00:45:19.780 --> 00:45:21.739
closely enough and always assumed it was some

00:45:21.739 --> 00:45:25.079
weird alien snail thing in that case because

00:45:25.079 --> 00:45:29.159
it doesn't instantly look like a hand holding

00:45:29.159 --> 00:45:32.260
something it's filmed at a very odd angle so

00:45:32.260 --> 00:45:36.159
it's like what actually is that right good things

00:45:36.159 --> 00:45:39.340
about this film all of the set designs Brilliant.

00:45:39.440 --> 00:45:42.860
All of the costumes, brilliant. CGI, very good.

00:45:43.059 --> 00:45:45.619
Costumes all done by Jean -Paul Gaultier. Yeah,

00:45:45.679 --> 00:45:48.179
I kind of knew that, but then when it did come

00:45:48.179 --> 00:45:49.420
up right at the beginning, I was like, oh, I

00:45:49.420 --> 00:45:50.559
can't believe it. Apparently he used to be on

00:45:50.559 --> 00:45:52.820
set and he'd go around all the extras, making

00:45:52.820 --> 00:45:55.079
sure that it was worn exactly as it was meant

00:45:55.079 --> 00:45:58.260
to be. That sounds pretty on point, doesn't it?

00:45:59.460 --> 00:46:02.659
It's great. Like, everything about how it looks.

00:46:03.599 --> 00:46:06.579
Fucking, what's that guy? What's that guy called?

00:46:07.929 --> 00:46:11.289
is it chris rock oh my right chris tucker not

00:46:11.289 --> 00:46:14.250
chris chris sorry chris sorry chris tucker fucking

00:46:14.250 --> 00:46:18.789
hell like i would that's if he is an annoying

00:46:18.789 --> 00:46:21.610
character if i walked away from that film and

00:46:21.610 --> 00:46:23.409
said there's one thing that really grated on

00:46:23.409 --> 00:46:25.449
me it's chris tucker's character and i know he's

00:46:25.449 --> 00:46:29.389
meant to yeah it's almost too much for me it's

00:46:29.389 --> 00:46:33.400
like The realisation he's licking that woman

00:46:33.400 --> 00:46:37.820
out. And he keeps going out and Rad is like,

00:46:37.960 --> 00:46:41.179
what's going on? And I'm like, Rad, he's licking

00:46:41.179 --> 00:46:48.719
her out. And she's like, oh my God. I don't actually

00:46:48.719 --> 00:46:51.480
find him funny apart from two points in the film.

00:46:51.659 --> 00:46:53.280
He's meant to be funny all the way through. I

00:46:53.280 --> 00:46:55.940
actually find him annoying. And I think you're

00:46:55.940 --> 00:46:58.079
right. He's meant to be annoying. So in that

00:46:58.079 --> 00:47:00.360
case, he's done the right job. But they've done

00:47:00.360 --> 00:47:03.719
it too much. I was giggling at the going down

00:47:03.719 --> 00:47:05.280
on the women thing. I found that a bit funny

00:47:05.280 --> 00:47:09.480
because I'm like that. But also when they're

00:47:09.480 --> 00:47:12.099
at the stone bit and they've just done it all

00:47:12.099 --> 00:47:13.699
and they've just saved the world. And then the

00:47:13.699 --> 00:47:16.579
young priest says something and it makes Chris

00:47:16.579 --> 00:47:20.199
Tucker's character jump. Yeah. That gets me every

00:47:20.199 --> 00:47:22.019
time I watch it. I laugh at that bit because

00:47:22.019 --> 00:47:26.099
he really kind of reacts so instantly and so

00:47:26.099 --> 00:47:30.099
perfect. Almost like. It's not scripted like

00:47:30.099 --> 00:47:32.539
it was Adlib and he actually does jump and stays

00:47:32.539 --> 00:47:34.820
in character when he jumps. He's like, oh my

00:47:34.820 --> 00:47:37.960
God. I'm going to have to find a clip and put

00:47:37.960 --> 00:47:52.320
it in. But yeah, it's funny. Yeah, I mean, for

00:47:52.320 --> 00:47:53.679
those of you that haven't seen the fifth element,

00:47:53.820 --> 00:47:56.820
then the story is very simple. It opens in Egypt.

00:47:57.219 --> 00:47:59.599
We've discovered something, found a temple. It

00:47:59.599 --> 00:48:01.519
turns out this temple is looked after by a group

00:48:01.519 --> 00:48:03.300
of people that have taken it on from their fathers

00:48:03.300 --> 00:48:05.579
and their fathers and their fathers. And inside

00:48:05.579 --> 00:48:06.780
it, there are five elements. They're basically

00:48:06.780 --> 00:48:10.360
the Magi, aren't they? Yeah, exactly. The five

00:48:10.360 --> 00:48:13.679
elements in there are to repel evil when it comes

00:48:13.679 --> 00:48:17.329
to her. The aliens turn up in their very clunky

00:48:17.329 --> 00:48:19.130
robot suits and take it away, saying it can't

00:48:19.130 --> 00:48:20.690
be trusted in the hands of humans, but they'll

00:48:20.690 --> 00:48:22.489
bring it back just in time if it's ever needed.

00:48:23.329 --> 00:48:25.530
Then we come into the modern day, well, future

00:48:25.530 --> 00:48:28.590
modern day. Bruce Willis is having a bad day,

00:48:28.730 --> 00:48:33.409
just like every film Bruce Willis is in. He's

00:48:33.409 --> 00:48:37.030
having a bad day. He's a taxi driver. Aliens

00:48:37.030 --> 00:48:38.969
come back because there's a big nasty thing in

00:48:38.969 --> 00:48:41.670
the sky now. They crash because they've been

00:48:41.670 --> 00:48:44.920
shot out of the sky by aliens. they clone main

00:48:44.920 --> 00:48:46.719
character from it which is the fifth element

00:48:46.719 --> 00:48:49.119
uh bruce willis falls in love running around

00:48:49.119 --> 00:48:51.099
trying to find out what's going on finding the

00:48:51.099 --> 00:48:53.219
four elements along with the fifth element blah

00:48:53.219 --> 00:48:55.179
blah blah bad guys trying to get him as well

00:48:55.179 --> 00:48:57.659
um because he's trying to do a deal with this

00:48:57.659 --> 00:49:00.800
bad thing in the sky and then we send the bad

00:49:00.800 --> 00:49:03.920
thing in the sky away job done that is the story

00:49:03.920 --> 00:49:08.000
of the fifth element and it's remarkably it moves

00:49:08.000 --> 00:49:12.369
very smoothly yeah From scene to scene, it just

00:49:12.369 --> 00:49:16.050
works. It's not a num -bum thing. There's no

00:49:16.050 --> 00:49:18.889
point in it that you sit there thinking, this

00:49:18.889 --> 00:49:22.309
is dragging on a bit long now. If I'm going to

00:49:22.309 --> 00:49:24.369
be horribly anal about it, it's the Chris Tucker

00:49:24.369 --> 00:49:28.489
stuff that I think kills it for me. I could live

00:49:28.489 --> 00:49:31.909
without that. But the character's done remarkably

00:49:31.909 --> 00:49:34.929
well and is probably hitting the mark that he

00:49:34.929 --> 00:49:38.929
was given. Who had the easiest job? Fucking the

00:49:38.929 --> 00:49:41.940
president. Oh God, yeah, the president. Every

00:49:41.940 --> 00:49:44.099
scene he was in, he was walking to his seat or

00:49:44.099 --> 00:49:47.980
on his seat. So cast list, Bruce Willis, Mila

00:49:47.980 --> 00:49:52.599
Jovovich, Gary Oldman, Ian Holmes, Chris Tucker,

00:49:52.880 --> 00:49:58.920
Luke Perry, Lee Evans. Yeah, Lee Evans. Sweating

00:49:58.920 --> 00:50:02.599
his fucking tits off. As normal. As normal. I

00:50:02.599 --> 00:50:05.590
mean, what an amazing cast. I mean, Gary Oldman

00:50:05.590 --> 00:50:09.409
start with a Zorg. What a great casting. Now,

00:50:09.449 --> 00:50:12.409
question for you. When the evil thing is getting

00:50:12.409 --> 00:50:15.630
pissed off with his character, something starts

00:50:15.630 --> 00:50:18.050
dripping down his head. What the hell is it?

00:50:18.050 --> 00:50:19.849
Is it meant to be blood? Is it meant to be hair

00:50:19.849 --> 00:50:22.409
dye? Is his hair meant to be melting? What on

00:50:22.409 --> 00:50:25.750
earth is it meant to be? I think it's the psychic

00:50:25.750 --> 00:50:31.480
power that the bad guy has. Does it? You're talking

00:50:31.480 --> 00:50:34.460
when he does it to... He's talking to it, isn't

00:50:34.460 --> 00:50:36.119
he? Saying, look... something's gone wrong we've

00:50:36.119 --> 00:50:37.539
got the case but the stones aren't there we're

00:50:37.539 --> 00:50:39.940
getting the stones don't worry and this is talking

00:50:39.940 --> 00:50:41.840
to gary oldman's character yeah gary oldman's

00:50:41.840 --> 00:50:44.019
character is talking to the evil thing in space

00:50:44.019 --> 00:50:46.719
isn't he because they're talking the original

00:50:46.719 --> 00:50:49.179
time i ever saw it i thought he starts sweating

00:50:49.179 --> 00:50:51.420
and then you get that black plastic thing on

00:50:51.420 --> 00:50:54.260
his head was maybe covering or fixing something

00:50:54.260 --> 00:50:56.380
wrong with him and the monster's doing it to

00:50:56.380 --> 00:50:58.920
him and it's causing the wound to open but just

00:50:58.920 --> 00:51:01.409
watching again i think it's just I think that

00:51:01.409 --> 00:51:04.289
the monster is just able to do that. And he's

00:51:04.289 --> 00:51:06.230
like crushing his head or whatever. You see,

00:51:06.230 --> 00:51:07.809
I just assumed it was because he was getting

00:51:07.809 --> 00:51:09.909
so hot. You see the sweat's dripping off him.

00:51:09.969 --> 00:51:11.989
And this alien we know is meant to be this giant

00:51:11.989 --> 00:51:14.070
fireball in the sky. I just assumed that he's

00:51:14.070 --> 00:51:15.929
getting this really hot and it's melting his

00:51:15.929 --> 00:51:17.789
hair dye and the sweat. And it's the hair dye

00:51:17.789 --> 00:51:19.769
and the sweat coming down is what I always assumed

00:51:19.769 --> 00:51:22.969
it was. I thought it was blood. I mean, if it's

00:51:22.969 --> 00:51:24.690
blood, maybe it'd be better coming out of his

00:51:24.690 --> 00:51:27.590
nose. You know, like you could see it's actually

00:51:27.590 --> 00:51:29.269
doing something to him. I don't really know.

00:51:32.460 --> 00:51:35.780
But there's a really great scene where Gary Oldman's

00:51:35.780 --> 00:51:38.460
selling weapons to those monsters. I love that

00:51:38.460 --> 00:51:41.780
gun. I've seen some great stuff from the guy

00:51:41.780 --> 00:51:45.900
who does Tested. I don't remember his name. He

00:51:45.900 --> 00:51:51.860
was an American guy who builds props. He has

00:51:51.860 --> 00:51:54.679
made that gun. And apparently that prop is like,

00:51:54.699 --> 00:51:56.059
there's like three different versions of the

00:51:56.059 --> 00:51:58.280
gun. And it does shoot the net. It does have

00:51:58.280 --> 00:52:00.599
a flamethrower. It does. It doesn't do the bullets,

00:52:00.599 --> 00:52:02.840
but it does. There's different versions. There's

00:52:02.840 --> 00:52:06.199
multiples of that gun. So it's a proper prop

00:52:06.199 --> 00:52:08.300
that can do all those things it can do other

00:52:08.300 --> 00:52:09.960
than obviously the home seeking bullets. That's

00:52:09.960 --> 00:52:15.760
very cool. Oh, this is interesting. Mila Jovovich

00:52:15.760 --> 00:52:19.480
beat out over 3 ,000 women who auditioned for

00:52:19.480 --> 00:52:22.119
the role. Yeah, I bet she also beat out the director

00:52:22.119 --> 00:52:23.960
because he's her husband now, isn't he? Oh, is

00:52:23.960 --> 00:52:26.599
he? He did all the Resident Evil films, if I

00:52:26.599 --> 00:52:29.719
remember correctly. Oh, is that why? Oh. Yeah,

00:52:29.800 --> 00:52:34.940
and she's in all those too. Ah, fair enough.

00:52:34.940 --> 00:52:37.900
I'm not implying that's why she was cast. I'm

00:52:37.900 --> 00:52:39.820
sure they just fell in love during the film.

00:52:40.019 --> 00:52:42.559
And I'm sure that's why James Gunn's wife turns

00:52:42.559 --> 00:52:44.639
up in all of James Gunn's things. Of course.

00:52:45.460 --> 00:52:48.199
Because she auditioned and got the role based

00:52:48.199 --> 00:52:57.659
on that. Absolutely. 100%. Oh, dear. What did

00:52:57.659 --> 00:52:59.519
you make of the robot suit? You know, they're

00:52:59.519 --> 00:53:02.019
clunky things when they're kind of coming in.

00:53:02.199 --> 00:53:04.980
Oh, they're fine. Really slow. Really massively

00:53:04.980 --> 00:53:07.820
impractical going through doorways. But yeah,

00:53:07.920 --> 00:53:09.480
it's all right. It's an alien, isn't it? It can

00:53:09.480 --> 00:53:11.579
do what it wants. It doesn't have to conform

00:53:11.579 --> 00:53:15.280
to any kind of rules. No, I mean, what I think...

00:53:15.679 --> 00:53:17.940
And going back to what we were saying about,

00:53:18.039 --> 00:53:20.619
or what I was saying about it being a bit like

00:53:20.619 --> 00:53:29.380
Men in Black, it's got a fair few different sort

00:53:29.380 --> 00:53:33.940
of styles to it. Some of it is kind of Men in

00:53:33.940 --> 00:53:37.039
Black style, like we've said. There's bits as

00:53:37.039 --> 00:53:39.159
well that I kind of put in going, you know, this

00:53:39.159 --> 00:53:41.539
feels very kind of Terry Gilliam, very kind of

00:53:41.539 --> 00:53:45.480
12 Monkeys, very surrealist. So the bit where

00:53:45.480 --> 00:53:47.400
they're constantly coming up to the ticket booth

00:53:47.400 --> 00:53:50.860
saying, no, I'm this person. The way it's filmed

00:53:50.860 --> 00:53:53.440
as well, again, reminds me of another director

00:53:53.440 --> 00:53:57.280
out there that does Wes Anderson almost. It's

00:53:57.280 --> 00:53:58.380
a weird scene though because they've got that

00:53:58.380 --> 00:54:01.940
massive pile of trash and they make a comment

00:54:01.940 --> 00:54:03.500
saying, I'm very sorry about the pile of trash.

00:54:04.320 --> 00:54:07.980
That's it. Okay, there's a pile of trash there.

00:54:08.559 --> 00:54:10.360
You're like, okay, we're not going to explain

00:54:10.360 --> 00:54:12.710
any more of that. No. No, are they on strike?

00:54:12.809 --> 00:54:15.510
Who knows? Sorry about the pilot trash, everyone.

00:54:17.110 --> 00:54:19.869
It's fine. But do you see what I mean? It's kind

00:54:19.869 --> 00:54:23.329
of this surrealist kind of side to it that is

00:54:23.329 --> 00:54:27.610
just odd. It works, though, because again, if

00:54:27.610 --> 00:54:29.769
you think about, well, it's an integration of

00:54:29.769 --> 00:54:32.090
all these alien races. Yeah, well, why wouldn't

00:54:32.090 --> 00:54:36.590
it be there? True. So the scene right near the

00:54:36.590 --> 00:54:39.309
beginning where she falls into Bruce Willis'

00:54:39.429 --> 00:54:42.760
taxi. Yes. Excuse me again. I keep burping everyone.

00:54:42.840 --> 00:54:47.739
Sorry. And they do the escape. Spoilers. And

00:54:47.739 --> 00:54:50.219
they're flying through the multiple levels of

00:54:50.219 --> 00:54:55.820
cars. Yes. They do that in the second Star Wars

00:54:55.820 --> 00:54:59.659
film. Attack of the Clones. Yep. And they also

00:54:59.659 --> 00:55:05.920
do that in Space Precinct, which was the Gerry

00:55:05.920 --> 00:55:09.639
Anderson space cop TV show that you don't remember.

00:55:10.539 --> 00:55:13.800
Would argue it's better in the fifth element

00:55:13.800 --> 00:55:16.199
than when they do it in the Star Wars film. Yes.

00:55:17.460 --> 00:55:19.500
Visually, even though it's quite a lot earlier.

00:55:20.059 --> 00:55:25.139
And just the actual whole scene itself is a bit

00:55:25.139 --> 00:55:27.400
more kind of you feel like there's danger here.

00:55:27.500 --> 00:55:30.260
Because he keeps crashing it. And he keeps getting

00:55:30.260 --> 00:55:33.920
caught. And the McDonald's. Fucking hell, the

00:55:33.920 --> 00:55:37.340
McDonald's stuff. Yeah. Branding in there. Best

00:55:37.340 --> 00:55:39.460
scene. I don't necessarily have much of a problem

00:55:39.460 --> 00:55:44.199
with it. It fitted. So, in that scene, you have

00:55:44.199 --> 00:55:46.420
two police officers waiting at the drive -in

00:55:46.420 --> 00:55:48.940
as he flies past them, doesn't he? You do, yeah.

00:55:49.420 --> 00:55:54.679
And the one that's driving is a very portly person.

00:55:56.659 --> 00:55:59.159
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you recognise him at all?

00:55:59.789 --> 00:56:02.349
i kind of could i i'm not gonna be able to tell

00:56:02.349 --> 00:56:04.949
you who he is or what he's in but certainly he's

00:56:04.949 --> 00:56:11.989
the captain oh is he now you say it and then

00:56:11.989 --> 00:56:14.510
into the latest seasons where they brought him

00:56:14.510 --> 00:56:17.110
back in whatever it was season eight captain

00:56:17.110 --> 00:56:20.289
hollister yeah he had a face that made me go

00:56:21.259 --> 00:56:23.340
I recognize that face, but not in a way that

00:56:23.340 --> 00:56:25.480
made me go, it's on the tip of my tongue. I now

00:56:25.480 --> 00:56:27.679
have to go on a massive IVD search about who

00:56:27.679 --> 00:56:30.719
this person is. No, that is the captain from

00:56:30.719 --> 00:56:33.699
Red Dwarf. He crops up in all sorts of things.

00:56:34.639 --> 00:56:38.719
Now, this was 97. And as you said, the effects,

00:56:38.900 --> 00:56:42.760
very good. Very good for 97, I think. It shows

00:56:42.760 --> 00:56:45.300
the evolution of effects though, doesn't it?

00:56:45.360 --> 00:56:46.920
Let me find out when Attack of the Clones comes

00:56:46.920 --> 00:56:51.989
out. In a year's time, so 1998. Armageddon came

00:56:51.989 --> 00:56:58.769
out. Armageddon came out. Armageddon was released

00:56:58.769 --> 00:57:03.369
a year after this. And I would say, as good as

00:57:03.369 --> 00:57:08.329
the fifth element is, Armageddon is a whole different

00:57:08.329 --> 00:57:12.269
level on how it looks and the quality of effects.

00:57:14.639 --> 00:57:17.539
Brucey Willis. He shouldn't have died. Ben Affleck

00:57:17.539 --> 00:57:19.019
should have been the one left on the asteroid.

00:57:19.280 --> 00:57:22.519
Spoiler. It's been long enough, okay? Get over

00:57:22.519 --> 00:57:27.320
it. Maybe we should watch Armageddon next year.

00:57:28.000 --> 00:57:31.599
Yeah, next year. We're going to show Kay Armageddon.

00:57:31.820 --> 00:57:33.780
Oh, maybe we should watch that for the next show.

00:57:34.039 --> 00:57:37.000
I want to close my eyes. Yeah, it's been a long

00:57:37.000 --> 00:57:38.699
time since the Armageddon. I want to say goodbye

00:57:38.699 --> 00:57:40.539
to you, Bruce. It's the drill team, isn't it?

00:57:40.780 --> 00:57:43.739
Armageddon's the drill team, yeah. Yeah, as I

00:57:43.739 --> 00:57:48.190
said. No. Gracie isn't your job, Ben. Your job's

00:57:48.190 --> 00:57:50.210
blowing up that bloody asteroid. Let her dad

00:57:50.210 --> 00:57:52.730
go home. Yeah, that's an old man. He deserves

00:57:52.730 --> 00:57:55.130
it. Yeah, you're young. You haven't experienced

00:57:55.130 --> 00:57:58.130
life. Bruce Willis has a bloody business to manage.

00:57:58.670 --> 00:58:02.869
He's got staff. Yeah, think about that, Ben.

00:58:03.030 --> 00:58:04.869
All these people are going to be out of the job

00:58:04.869 --> 00:58:08.869
because you are too selfish to die. To be fair,

00:58:08.909 --> 00:58:11.010
he did want to die. It's Bruce being a knob,

00:58:11.110 --> 00:58:15.829
making him not die. But yeah, I was joking aside.

00:58:16.369 --> 00:58:19.449
The difference a year can make in effects. And

00:58:19.449 --> 00:58:21.130
I know obviously the budget for Armageddon was

00:58:21.130 --> 00:58:23.250
probably considered. Let's have a look. You look

00:58:23.250 --> 00:58:25.150
up the budget for Fifth Element. How do we do

00:58:25.150 --> 00:58:28.250
that? IMDB, it will tell you its budget. Oh,

00:58:28.309 --> 00:58:30.829
does it? I'm already on Armageddon. I'm already

00:58:30.829 --> 00:58:33.690
on Armageddon. Oh, are you? So am I. Okay, you

00:58:33.690 --> 00:58:35.050
do Armageddon and I'll do, what am I doing? Fifth

00:58:35.050 --> 00:58:38.860
Element. Yep, Fifth Element. The fifth. Okay,

00:58:38.940 --> 00:58:40.719
so I've got the budget. Okay, where do I find

00:58:40.719 --> 00:58:43.719
it? Scroll all the way down to box office. All

00:58:43.719 --> 00:58:45.320
the way down, all the way down, all the way down.

00:58:45.840 --> 00:58:49.420
Videos, images, awards, critics, parents guide,

00:58:49.619 --> 00:58:53.420
did you know? Yep. Storyline, keywords, details.

00:58:53.920 --> 00:58:57.820
Box office. Box office. Okay. What was your budget?

00:58:58.659 --> 00:59:01.400
We should play Top Trumps with this. In FRF.

00:59:02.260 --> 00:59:06.300
FRF. I've got no idea what that is. Frankfurters.

00:59:06.659 --> 00:59:10.039
72 million francs. 75 million Frankfurters estimated.

00:59:11.219 --> 00:59:16.280
FRF, it says. FRF currency. What the hell is

00:59:16.280 --> 00:59:21.900
FRF? It's the French francs. Oh, it is. Okay.

00:59:22.300 --> 00:59:24.079
It's the worst French film. Right, so hang that.

00:59:24.179 --> 00:59:26.260
So that makes sense then with the designer being

00:59:26.260 --> 00:59:29.099
involved, doesn't it? Let's just, 75 million

00:59:29.099 --> 00:59:33.880
FRF to USD then. I know this is going to be current

00:59:33.880 --> 00:59:38.280
rates. It's close enough. Yeah, we'll just have

00:59:38.280 --> 00:59:39.840
to accept that. I mean, with the large numbers,

00:59:39.920 --> 00:59:41.280
it's probably going to be a few million, but

00:59:41.280 --> 00:59:45.039
you know. Well, that's what, yeah. 75, 1, 2,

00:59:45.199 --> 00:59:46.880
3. I mean, it will do it. It will backdate the

00:59:46.880 --> 00:59:51.329
year. $13 million. Oh, that's a massive difference.

00:59:51.610 --> 00:59:54.650
$13 million. Okay. That can't be right. Well,

00:59:54.710 --> 00:59:56.469
opening weekend, I can tell you what it made.

00:59:57.480 --> 01:00:00.480
Yeah, go for it. $17 million in its opening weekend.

01:00:00.639 --> 01:00:03.199
So it made money, if that's the case. Okay, yeah,

01:00:03.219 --> 01:00:08.840
fair enough then. But it was $140 million and

01:00:08.840 --> 01:00:13.639
its opening weekend was $36 million. Oh, that's

01:00:13.639 --> 01:00:17.360
rough. With a gross US and Canada of $201 million.

01:00:17.739 --> 01:00:22.119
Okay. Gross worldwide, $553 million. Okay, well,

01:00:22.199 --> 01:00:24.679
gross US and Canada, $63 million. Gross worldwide,

01:00:24.860 --> 01:00:28.039
$263 million. Oh, what? So it made 63 million

01:00:28.039 --> 01:00:31.119
on its opening week. Oh, no, gross for US. Gross,

01:00:31.119 --> 01:00:33.760
yeah, yeah. So that didn't, so Armageddon didn't

01:00:33.760 --> 01:00:36.119
do very well on its opening weekend then. 36

01:00:36.119 --> 01:00:39.000
million for an opening weekend. Not bad. Oh,

01:00:39.119 --> 01:00:42.300
36. I thought you said six. No, 36 million. 36

01:00:42.300 --> 01:00:45.239
million. Okay, yeah, quite a lot. But also that

01:00:45.239 --> 01:00:46.960
explains why the quality of the effects are so

01:00:46.960 --> 01:00:50.159
much better. But then it didn't make, it didn't

01:00:50.159 --> 01:00:52.400
beat its budget in its first weekend. Whereas

01:00:52.400 --> 01:00:55.090
this beat its budget in its first weekend. Well,

01:00:55.110 --> 01:00:58.070
to be fair, I think most TV series beat its budget

01:00:58.070 --> 01:01:01.869
now. That's really shocking. If that's true and

01:01:01.869 --> 01:01:04.329
it worked out about $13 million, that's amazing.

01:01:05.030 --> 01:01:08.949
Well done, Armageddon. Especially when you consider

01:01:08.949 --> 01:01:10.989
the number of the big names in it. Like you said,

01:01:11.070 --> 01:01:13.250
Gary Oldman wouldn't have been cheap. Bruce Willis

01:01:13.250 --> 01:01:16.139
wouldn't have been cheap. Yeah, well, certainly.

01:01:16.400 --> 01:01:19.980
I've got to finish. As far as I'm aware, this

01:01:19.980 --> 01:01:21.860
is one of her first films, right? It's the first

01:01:21.860 --> 01:01:23.760
thing I remember of it. I thought it was her

01:01:23.760 --> 01:01:25.739
first film. Let's have a look, because I'm on

01:01:25.739 --> 01:01:28.480
her thing here right now. Fifth Element budget,

01:01:28.639 --> 01:01:30.440
because I can't believe it was that little. All

01:01:30.440 --> 01:01:33.760
the way down. Oh, there you go. The budget for

01:01:33.760 --> 01:01:35.880
The Fifth Element was approximately $90 million.

01:01:36.760 --> 01:01:41.280
It was considered one of the most expensive European

01:01:41.280 --> 01:01:46.809
films ever made. okay well there you go then

01:01:46.809 --> 01:01:51.469
so whatever the number they've got on imdb that's

01:01:51.469 --> 01:01:55.050
been plucked out of someone's butthole yeah so

01:01:55.050 --> 01:01:58.449
okay well she was in other stuff i know she was

01:01:58.449 --> 01:02:02.869
in tv a couple of small roles in tv shows oh

01:02:02.869 --> 01:02:06.989
it's not putting it in order oh they ruined imdb

01:02:06.989 --> 01:02:10.750
recently it's one of my favorite thanks not act

01:02:10.750 --> 01:02:13.230
like an actress here we go right She was in stuff

01:02:13.230 --> 01:02:17.670
in 1988. She was in something in 1991, 92. She

01:02:17.670 --> 01:02:22.949
was in Chaplin in 92. Okay, as far as I can tell,

01:02:23.030 --> 01:02:24.690
this is the first time she's a main character.

01:02:25.050 --> 01:02:28.369
Right, okay. Yeah. I guess she's on Dazed and

01:02:28.369 --> 01:02:30.289
Confused. She's on the front cover of Dazed and

01:02:30.289 --> 01:02:32.190
Confused. Oh, God, she is. Yeah, so that was

01:02:32.190 --> 01:02:34.469
before. That's an awful film. I've never seen

01:02:34.469 --> 01:02:36.289
it. Fuck, it's got Matthew McConaughey in it.

01:02:36.369 --> 01:02:41.780
Yeah. Wow. That was 93, by the way. Same INDB

01:02:41.780 --> 01:02:45.980
rating. Oh, really? And a higher... Is the square

01:02:45.980 --> 01:02:49.039
number the user rating? I think so. Oh, and that's

01:02:49.039 --> 01:02:51.800
the meta score. It got... Wow. Days Unconfused

01:02:51.800 --> 01:02:55.440
got an 82 meta score. Fifth Element got 52. This

01:02:55.440 --> 01:02:57.320
is why... Maybe I need to watch it as an adult

01:02:57.320 --> 01:02:59.219
than Days Unconfused. These things don't match

01:02:59.219 --> 01:03:02.440
up, really. Oh, good, no. It's pointless. It's

01:03:02.440 --> 01:03:04.480
pointless reading them sometimes. It really is.

01:03:04.599 --> 01:03:07.050
No, she's in Zoolander. Right. I don't remember

01:03:07.050 --> 01:03:08.489
it being in Zoolander. Anyway, we've massively

01:03:08.489 --> 01:03:11.909
got its tangent here. Yeah, but we haven't. It's

01:03:11.909 --> 01:03:14.769
still linked back to the fifth element. Because

01:03:14.769 --> 01:03:20.110
we're getting there. Zoolander. Oh, dear. Yeah,

01:03:20.230 --> 01:03:22.369
go watch it. That's the best way, the thing to

01:03:22.369 --> 01:03:24.769
say about it. No matter what era, no matter how

01:03:24.769 --> 01:03:27.469
much it was and so on, it's a cracking piece

01:03:27.469 --> 01:03:30.170
of science fiction. It really is good. Yeah,

01:03:30.190 --> 01:03:32.130
it's brilliant. It's one of the better ones that

01:03:32.130 --> 01:03:36.619
we've watched. I'm still chasing that. the thing

01:03:36.619 --> 01:03:40.260
vibe because i love that film so much that's

01:03:40.260 --> 01:03:42.539
my favorite thing that we've done it's yeah no

01:03:42.539 --> 01:03:45.179
fair i'm chasing that i need more something more

01:03:45.179 --> 01:03:48.119
things like that yeah i mean i want to watch

01:03:48.119 --> 01:03:51.099
the i think i grew up watching the steve mcqueen

01:03:51.099 --> 01:03:53.719
version of the blob and i know there's a modern

01:03:53.719 --> 01:03:57.039
version of the blob as well oh dear god i bet

01:03:57.039 --> 01:04:06.690
that's shit oh probably Transfer complete. Right,

01:04:06.750 --> 01:04:08.969
complete change of plan on anything. We've just

01:04:08.969 --> 01:04:10.949
been discussing what to watch. Armageddon will

01:04:10.949 --> 01:04:12.389
come. Armageddon will come. But that will be

01:04:12.389 --> 01:04:15.349
after Traitors has finished and I can get the

01:04:15.349 --> 01:04:18.230
TV away from the Beeb. And Frankenstein will

01:04:18.230 --> 01:04:21.429
also come as well because I really want to talk

01:04:21.429 --> 01:04:25.809
about it. When Mrs. Frankenstein goes. Oh God,

01:04:25.809 --> 01:04:28.130
what's in my hand? It's detached. He's done a

01:04:28.130 --> 01:04:31.110
film with Mila Djokovic as well. That will come

01:04:31.110 --> 01:04:33.670
as well eventually. We're going to watch. A film

01:04:33.670 --> 01:04:37.210
from 1999, you just brought it up, called A Virus.

01:04:37.590 --> 01:04:40.630
Yeah, Donald Sutherland and Jamie Lee Curtis.

01:04:41.650 --> 01:04:44.050
William Baldwin, one of the Baldwins. Yeah, the

01:04:44.050 --> 01:04:46.389
Baldwins are in it as well. I watched it one

01:04:46.389 --> 01:04:52.489
evening, probably be about 2001, 2002. In fact,

01:04:52.550 --> 01:04:54.730
probably about 2003, 2004 actually. I'd just

01:04:54.730 --> 01:04:56.389
finished at the pub and it was on late night.

01:04:56.969 --> 01:04:59.449
And I came back, it was midway through, and I

01:04:59.449 --> 01:05:01.329
watched it and managed to re -watch it again

01:05:01.329 --> 01:05:05.070
somehow. um and i just thought it was actually

01:05:05.070 --> 01:05:09.389
quite a fun kind of horrorish style film and

01:05:09.389 --> 01:05:12.809
i re -watched it semi -recently a couple of years

01:05:12.809 --> 01:05:15.730
ago now i think and it was better than i remembered

01:05:15.730 --> 01:05:19.130
uh so you said about the thing and it taking

01:05:19.130 --> 01:05:21.389
over things i thought well why not go for a bit

01:05:21.389 --> 01:05:25.110
of a a proper sci -fi attack on that that's it

01:05:25.110 --> 01:05:29.099
next time virus Anyone who wants to watch along,

01:05:29.260 --> 01:05:31.360
there's a version of it on YouTube. Hollywood

01:05:31.360 --> 01:05:34.820
Remastered. It's got 4 .2 thousand likes. It's

01:05:34.820 --> 01:05:36.880
about an hour and 14 minutes. You'll be able

01:05:36.880 --> 01:05:39.519
to find it if you just put Virus1999 into YouTube.

01:05:39.820 --> 01:05:44.800
There you are. Command functions are offline.

01:05:46.280 --> 01:05:49.739
Right. Thanks everyone. Thank you. Welcome back

01:05:49.739 --> 01:05:52.239
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Channel 4? We are not Channel 4. Studio Channel

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84. Coming up on Channel 4, Sesame Street. Yeah,

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Studio Channel 84 network of indie podcasts.

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Give me a break. It's been a few weeks. I'm a

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little bit rusty. He's a little bit rusty. A

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little bit rusty. And that is obviously The Unsigned

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Soft Show, which you just listened to, and The

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Variety Show. I like to call it our main podcast.

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We also have Karen and Adam, or Adam and Karen,

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whatever you prefer as well, from Lightly Used.

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uh simon and ross or ross and simon i nearly

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fucked that up i don't know why i always fuck

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that one up i'm sorry guys so do i i don't know

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why have a listen to uh the christmas special

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was christmas special that we both appear in

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i was drunk they are drunk you're sober i was

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very confused as to what was going on very i

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couldn't hear them very well because i was in

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a pub so if you notice when i'm talking so my

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audio quality is terrible because i'm in a pub

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on my phone but also i couldn't really hear them

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so i'm a bit delayed as well they speak somehow

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they've got um a lot of their guests who've been

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on their show on it bonnie was on it i think

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it is bonnie or bon she's hilarious bonnie blue

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not the lady called but she's fucking hilarious

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genius um yeah anyway go listen to that um Thank

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you so much to all our Kofi supporters. Remind

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me, Karen, James, and... John, Oddtrots. Oddtrots,

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yeah. Thank you very much. We really appreciate

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it. Honestly, thank you very much. And I'll contact

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us on both of us podcasts at channel84 .co .uk.

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To me, just rob at channel84 .co .uk. Well, Tom

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is TJ. And you can find all of that on channel84

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.co .uk. Go to the contacts us page and you'll

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see all the contact details for all the shows.

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Discord links on there. That's it really. Guess

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the intro will be back next week. Keep your ear

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out. I have started writing sci -fi shit. Fucking

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hell. Shit show. What is going on with my brain?

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I haven't forgotten my own fucking show that

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I make. Shit show. I've started writing one.

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It's coming. Give it a few weeks. Bang. That's

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it. Thank you, everyone. Love you. Love you.

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Bye. Thank you for listening to the Untitled

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Sci -Fi Show. This station is now shutting down

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and will be back in two weeks. May the Force

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live long and prosper inside of you. This was

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a Studio Channel 84 network show. To find more,

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head over to channel84 .co .uk now.